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  1. hmm on How To Shop For Games In Japan? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "..even the big [stores] have whole hentai [software] floors.. try bringing a girl up with you, and the entirety of the clientele will FREAK THE HELL OUT." if you're the type of chap who plans on going to look at and potentially buy cartoons with women with blue hair being raped by all manner of man and beast, there's a good chance you'll have a hard time getting a girl to go with you ANYWHERE.

  2. Re:MTV & LOTR on MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip · · Score: 2, Informative
  3. Re:poverty doesn't automatically cause crime on Crime Prediction · · Score: 1

    they were fighting back against the US exploitation of their home countries in a thoughtful and unique way. if it weren't for the civilian deaths [other than the CEOs and whatnot] and religious undertones i'd call it the perfect statement against capitalist imperialism.

  4. this money would be better spent.. on Crime Prediction · · Score: 1, Troll

    this money would be better spent on social programs which could educate or reduce poverty... but it's so much more fun to just arrest people and put them to death, i guess.

  5. you can bonk your gamecube? on Now You Can Bonk On Your Gamecube · · Score: 1

    i can see where this piece of equipment would come in handy. better than a pet, even!

  6. mtv music generator? on PS2 Music Software With USB Sampler Planned · · Score: -1, Troll

    that's where all those anal lasagne and brink1982 and snoopy dog songs come from- it's some sort of capitalist music industry software package, i assume?

  7. Re:well on Video Games Share Blame in Florida Murder Case · · Score: 1

    in the words of Mojo Nixon, the echoed sentiment of a lesser man, one william shakespeare: 'Destroy all lawyers, a bunch of evil weasel posers; destroy all lawyers'

  8. Re:Actually... on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 1

    this shouldn't have been modded +funny... it should have been modded +insightful.

  9. Re:Is it a cracker? on Sperm Sorting Chip · · Score: 1

    only the sperm of rapists can be considered thus.

  10. sperm sorting? on Sperm Sorting Chip · · Score: 2, Funny

    better a sperm dipping chip.

  11. Re:Uh oh... on Friend Or Foe: RIAA Radar · · Score: 1

    doesn't work with opera here, either.

  12. Re:Cool.. on Friend Or Foe: RIAA Radar · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, nobody's perfect... but we're going to have to kill you, anyway. ;p

  13. Re:You mean... on How Do You Store Your CDs? · · Score: 2, Funny

    they're bootlegs from the streetcorners of hong kong, so it's all good.

  14. Re:Maybe I'm Dumb on 30 Years of Ethernet · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    veal chop.

  15. pixomatic? on Unreal Tournament 2K3 Gets Software Renderer · · Score: 3, Funny

    buzzwords are fun. does it also have BLAST PROCESSING?

  16. spybot search and destroy on Using Firewalls to Block Spyware? · · Score: 5, Informative

    comes with a HOSTS.TXT that you can extract the data from.

    http://security.kolla.de/

  17. Re:True Fantasy? on True Fantasy Live Online Confirmed For US · · Score: 1

    fine, whatever; it's a non-issue, this new game is doomed to failure because i said so.

  18. Re:um... that would be vatican.va on RIAA Apologizes for Incorrect Infringement Notice · · Score: 1

    > you think the vatican is a company? i wish there were reason to think otherwise about not only the vatican, but almost any other 'religious institution' on earth.

  19. Re:database of RIAA ips? on RIAA Apologizes for Incorrect Infringement Notice · · Score: 1

    come on! for it to be 'illegal search and seizure' the riaa would have to be a government entity. no, the riaa's action in this case is more akin to hillary rosen, on company time & orders, entering your unlocked home and flipping through your CD collection with her stinky fingers. but then again, which is worse?

  20. Re:True Fantasy? on True Fantasy Live Online Confirmed For US · · Score: 1

    if i'm not mistaken, final fantasy: 1987, famicom, and phantasy star: 1988, sms. ...well, that's not really in the form of a sentence, but i'm cool with that. it's 2:13 in the morning.

  21. Re:True Fantasy? on True Fantasy Live Online Confirmed For US · · Score: 1

    well, the fact that it is indeed an oxymoron is overshadowed, at least in my eyes, by the 'coincidence' of 'fantasy' being in the name... at least when sega released phantasy star, it had

    1) an alternate spelling

    2) a great game to back it up

    3) the integrity of being a company other than microsoft

  22. kicking of the arse on Dead or Alive Online Announced · · Score: 0, Troll

    if you consider her fucking the mailman a legitimate form of 'getting your ass kicked whilst out of town', it already happens, my friend.

  23. what the porn business needs on Prince of Pop-ups · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what the porn business needs are more ron jeremys. men with ethics, morals, and nicknames shared with sega mascots. i have no love for this popup chap.

  24. Re:Dick Hunt! on MIT Creates Urine-Controlled Video Game · · Score: 1

    the problem with 'dick hunt' is it could be misinterpreted and lead to the guy in the next stall getting a bit 'grabby'.

  25. duck hunt comparison on MIT Creates Urine-Controlled Video Game · · Score: 1

    what about those of us who tried to shoot that annoying dog? our accuracy would probably suffer, not improve.