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  1. Re:Hey! on Run Your Car on Grease · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favourite bit from that one has to be

    Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
    Marge: With cans of grease?
    Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.

  2. How to tell that your OSS project is a success on What Makes an Open Source Project Successful? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stallman demands that people call it GNU/[Foo]

  3. Thieving bastards! on World's First Encyclopedia of Future Inventions · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bastards! I came up with this idea next week!

  4. The Language of the future ... on The Hundred-Year Language · · Score: -1, Redundant
    "I don't know what language they will be using in high performance computers 10 years from now but I know it will be called FORTRAN"
    Attribution would be appreciated, 'cause I can't find who said it.
  5. Re: The point. on EA and NVIDIA in Alliance · · Score: 4, Funny
    After having a horrible experience trying to get a darn kernel driver working with an Nvidia card (which has been sitting in a box for a year now) I'm now exclusively ATI.

    Try taking the card out of the box and plugging it into the PC.

    HTH

  6. Re:you know, at one time... on Still More on Global Warming · · Score: 2, Funny
    Secondly, where did all the ice from the ice age go? surly mans discovery of fire didnt promote the end of that period in time...

    Of course not - as everyone knows, the vast quantities of ice covering the planet disappeared shortly after the dicovery of whisky

    hic ... 'scuse me.

  7. Re:Great on OpenOffice.org SDK Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    So many violent death animations, so little time ...

  8. Re:There isn't a way on Open Source DRM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Another impossibility in DRM:
    • I buy some CDs. I then rip these to MP3s and burn them onto a CD-R.
    • Scenario A: I use this CD in my CD/MP3 player, or on my computer at work, or whatever. This is allowed under fair use.
    • Scenario B: I give this CD to my friend, and he copies the files onto his PC, or listens to the MP3s while I'm listening to the original CD somewhere else. This is copyright violation, and is illegal.

    The only difference between these two scenarios is the physical location of the CD. This type of piracy cannot be prevented with software, without also blocking the fair use aspect (i.e. preventing the MP3 creation in the first place).

  9. Re:Eh gad on Can Your PC Become Neurotic? · · Score: 1, Funny

    [Me] Start Mozilla, open up Dabs website, look for better graphics card.
    [PC] Oh, not good enough for you, am I? I know you don't really love me - whenever you're working on me, you're always thinking of that slutty iMac bitch. It's the case, isn't it - you think this case makes me look fat! Well screw you! (proceeds to BSOD).

  10. Re:Question of the Day on Another Breakthrough in Prime Number Theory · · Score: 5, Informative

    Short answer: Yes, -3 is prime in the integers.

    Long answer:

    • If a and b are integers, we say that a divides b (and write a|b) if b = a*c for some integer c.
      So 3|6 because 6=3*2, and (-3)|6 because 6 = (-3)*(-2), and so on.
    • An integer p is called prime if for any pair of integers a, b we have that p|(a*b) implies p|a or p|b.
      As an example of this, 48 = 6*8. 3|48, so for 3 to be prime, we would need either 3|6 or 3|8.
      Since 3|6, it passes the test in this case (but remember, the condition has to be true for all pairs of integers.)
    • It turns out that this definition of a "prime number" is the same as the usual one for integers.
    • We know (well, we can show) that 3 is prime. From this we can show that -3 is prime as well,
      since 3|a if and only if (-3)|a (Proof: Slashdot post is too small to contain it ...)
    /me goes back to avoiding revision ...
  11. Soldered parts on Tom's Hardware Reviews VIA Mini-ITX Board · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    While the form factor on these boards are great, one gives up a lot in the way of ability to upgrade, since many parts are now soldered onto the motherboard.
    Don't worry about that, just stick it in the toaster! Problem solved.
  12. Re:This worries me on Watching Kids Via Mobile Phone · · Score: 1

    Obligatory reference to Captain Cyborg ...

  13. Re:Give me units I can understand! on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 1
    • 10TB in the Library of Congress (seems to be the standard estimate). So that's about 8Tb (note the bits/Bytes convention)
    • 8609Mbps we'll say is 8609x10^6 bps, and there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that ends up being about 31 Tb/hour
    • Divide one by the other, and you get about 4

    HTH

  14. Re:Other way around? on Web Site Hacks Rise as War Rages in Iraq · · Score: 1
    The war is not "illegal" in the US. Again, I am considering in the US. Outside of the US, its also not "illegal", there have been no court or un proceedings

    Um, over the last century or so there have been numerous international laws passed (most of which the US has signed) under which it is possible that this war is illegal. Whether those laws actually apply in this case is the argument that people should be having, but the laws are there, and the US government has agreed to abide by them.

  15. Re:Thank goodness for technology... on Beer and Bluetooth · · Score: 1
  16. Missed one condition on New Legit Napster Service Coming · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Provided the price point is fair and paying is convenient,

    ... and there's music that people have heard of on there. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that a lot of the music already available is better than the chart crap we hear, but if people can't download the music that they hear on the radio, or "that song that's in that film, ooh, what's it called?", they won't bother subscribing.

    And we all know the consequences of that - Record exec's saying "blah people won't buy music online blah piracy blah new DMCA blah THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

  17. OK, there's only one way to solve this ... on Is The Earth's Rotation Changing? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody run east as fast as you can, to speed the Earth up again!

    /me waits for hundreds of pedantic comments explaining why this wouldn't work

  18. Re:Welcome to the future. on Net Speed Record Smashed · · Score: 4, Funny

    For those of you who prever more conventional units, the conversion rate is roughly 6,000 hours of movie per Library of Congress.

    HTH

  19. Attention! on Latest ID Theft Tactic: Fake Job Listings · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you been a victim of identity fraud?
    Don't know where to turn?

    Well worry no longer! I can track down all activities of your online "alter ego", and for free! To apply, simply supply me with the following personal details, and I will search for all online transactions using these details

    • Full name
    • Address
    • Age
    • Gender
    • National Insurance Number/Social Security Number
    • Credit Card type, number and expiration date
    • Bank account details
    • Mother's maiden name
    • Favourite colour
  20. Call that barebones? on Barebones Notebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's my picture of a real barebones notebook









    Pretty neat, isn't it?

  21. Why hasn't anyone else said this? on Collecting Stardust · · Score: 1
    Spaceball One has become ... Mega Maid!
  22. Also in the news ... on AOL's Merlin Compromised? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guinevere compromised. Faulty key mechanism in chastitybelt.dll blamed.

  23. Re:Re Measurement Units on Building the A380 · · Score: 4, Funny
    • <pedantry>Olympic pools are 50m</pedantry>
    • Two Association Football pitches is an area of roughly 1 hectare (100m x 100m)
    • My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
  24. Re:The row then becomes on PCMCIA Announces NEWCARD Format · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who thought of newspeak - i.e. NewCard - PlusNewCard - DoublePlusNewCard ...

  25. Re:I thought that space had the space. on Traffic Cops for Space · · Score: 1

    They're concerned because a lot of the bits of rubbish are travelling at several thousand miles per hour. Therefore even the 'little' pieces of rubbish have similar energy/momentum to a bullet. And there are a lot of these little bits, and we can't detect them.

    I mean come on, would you like to be hit in the face by a tiny frozen lump of astronaut poo travelling at 17 000 mph?