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  1. Re:You can't be serious on Project Gutenberg's 32nd Birthday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could be worse - they could be asking the Slashdot editors!

  2. ObSCO (was Re:The IP shortage in asia is a myth?) on IP Shortage In Asia Just Myth, Says APNIC · · Score: 1, Funny
    What type of myth are we talking about here? A myth in the way that cellphone cancer is a myth, or a myth in the way the moon is a myth?

    No, it's the third sort - it's FUD being spread by $CO (no doubt in conjunction with Micro$oft), who are claiming ownership of Asia's IP ... address space.

    Look, I spelt them with dollar signs, so it's satire!

  3. Re:Oh please... on Internet Emulator · · Score: 1
    Looks a bit messy, but it seems to work ...
    class Emulator{
    public static void main(String[] args){
    String sillyClaim="I've invented an internet";
    for(;;){
    sillyClaim +=" emulator";
    System.out.println(sillyClaim);
    }}}
  4. Obligatory crap regexp joke on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 5, Funny
    Regular expressions are tied so strongly to the *nix culture
    Shouldn't that be .*nix instead?
  5. Re:Spammers are pretty simple (for now) on Honeypot For Identifying Email-Harvesters · · Score: 1
    I am plesently suprised that my anti-spam encoded email address still has not been spammed.

    And what address would that be then?
    [Suppresses maniacal laughter]

  6. Re:New Business Plan! on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking? · · Score: 1
    A legit, profitable business model has no place on slashdot.
    You misspelt "the internet".
  7. What's going on? on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sorry, do SCO say IBM have done something bad? Has anything relating to this been reported on Slashdot before?

  8. ObSimpsons: (was Re:It's the apocolypse, people!) on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future · · Score: 1

    "Man has always loved his buildings, but what happens when the buildings say no more?"
    ("When Buildings Collapse" on Non-Stop Fox)

  9. Eeaaaargh!!!! on Swimming Cockroach Robot Developed · · Score: 5, Funny

    *hits cockroach with shoe*

    What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?

  10. Tough choice on The Little Coder's Predicament · · Score: 5, Funny

    No programming language ... or BASIC.

    I won't put in the obligatory Dijkstra quote, because by the time I finish this sentence, about 200 people will have posted it already.

    Oh, what the hell:

    It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. -- Dijkstra
  11. Re:Strange Room Temperature on Force Field. No, Really · · Score: 3, Informative

    Room temperature is around 290 Kelvin (about 25 degrees Celsius, or 77 Fahrenheit). Remember, 0 Kelvin is absolute zero - -273.something degrees C.

  12. Re:fuck you on BSA Creates Piracy Statistics · · Score: 5, Funny

    I disagree - my statistics show that only 39% of /. trolls think that *BSD IS DYING, compared with 40% last year, therefore *BSD IS LESS DEAD that it was last year.

    Oh, and for "statistics" read "numbers that I pulled out of my ass

  13. Media Monopoly ... on Media Monopoly: Thomas Edison to Hillary Rosen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't we get Parker Brothers/Hasbro/whoever to make a "Media Monopoly(TM)" - instead of streets, you buy towns/cities, with houses representing newspapers, radio stations etc, and a hotel being a TV station or something. We could have Chance cards along the lines of "A new file-sharing app is launched. Lose $200,000,000" or "The American legal system develops collective insanity and passes the DMCA. Collect $5 billion", "The IRS finds out about the $10 billion stuffed down the back of the CEO's sofa, go directly to jail" etc etc.

    Come on guys! If we put our heads together, we could probably come up with decent analogies for the utilities, stations, free parking etc, then launch the game in a blaze of publicity, giving the profits (excessive optimism, probably ...) to the EFF or something.

  14. Has to be done on Biofeedback Gaming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory MegaTokyo link

  15. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? on Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update · · Score: 5, Funny
    It is 5am in the morning.
    Which is different to 5am in the afternoon ...
  16. Re:Peace? on E.U. Agrees To Launch Galileo Satellite Location System · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the "bad thing" is that it's being seen by many as a big "Fuck you" to the US - essentially "We don't trust you cowboy arseholes, so we're building our own system, so :-P" or something ...

  17. Re:The profit is not in underpants. on Flight Testing Of Burt Rutan's X Prize Entry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where '???' = 'Get twatface from N*Sync to be a passenger in your third flight, paying $20,000,000US'

  18. Re:Running this puppy on Jazilla Milestone 1 Released · · Score: 1

    C:\jazilla>java -Ddebug=true org/jxul/xulrunner/Main
    Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: org/jxul/xulrunner/Main

    /me kicks Java, tries to work out what's wrong, gives up and goes back to revising for his finals ...

  19. Re:OK, its conspiracy time! on Keep Your Eye on the Electric Sparrow · · Score: 1

    H) Cock Robin's brother, out for revenge.

  20. Re:I can't wait... on Mastering Light · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stop please, that joke really Hertz!

    [sound of tumbleweed]

    I'll get my coat.

  21. Re:But can they also on Book-Digitizing Robots · · Score: 1
    Brief Red Dwarf snippet (from DNA):
    • [Kryten] Now, why do you suppose that happened?
    • [Lister] W-w-w-what were you thinkin' of at the time?
    • [Kryten] Well, nothing in particular, sir. I was just idly flicking through an electrical appliance catalogue. I came across the section on super deluxe vacuum cleaners, and suddenly my underpant elastic was catapulted across the Medical Bay.
    • [Lister] You see, man? You're neither one thing or the other. You shouldn't be gettin' erotic thoughts about electrical appliances.
    • [Kryten] Er, it was a triple-bag, easy-glide vac, with turbo-suction and a self-emptying dustbag.
  22. What I'll probably be thinking 1/2-way through it: on Evangelion Live Action Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away"

  23. Re:Please god, on Enterprise Getting New Aliens, Hairdos, Weapons · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hey, it could be worse:
    • [Archer] I'd like to introduce our newest crew member, Ensign Binks.
    • [Binks] Meesa muy-muy pleased to meet allayousa
    • [Trekkies everywhere] Right, where did I put that fully-functional replica phase pistol?
  24. Summary inaccurate ... on Barcodes: The Number of the Beast · · Score: 0

    Bar codes have been in use for much longer than that - see for example these animal barcodes

  25. Wrong way around, silly ... on MP3 Player In An AK-47 Magazine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Build me an assault rifle in an MP3 player, then we'll talk