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  1. Re:Can anyone see Beagle 2 out there? on You Are Here (On Earth) · · Score: 1

    Easy [points] - it's there ... and there ... and a few pieces are here ... a bit of it's over there as well.

  2. Re:Some of the early plans are a bit out there on Dreams of the Moon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Once the rockets go up,
    who cares where they come down?
    That's not my department"

    says Werner Von Braun.</Lehrer>

  3. Re:Aerobraking for the moon? on Dreams of the Moon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Reading through the rest of the article, it seems the aerobrake would be used at the end of the return journey, to get the LOS into a similar orbit to the ISS - i.e. in Earth's atmosphere.

    I suppose they could try using aerobraking to adjust the orbit around the Moon, but given the extremely low density of its atmosphere (someone more knowledgable can provide numbers ...), it's unlikely that it would have a noticeable effect.

  4. Temptation (was Re:Welcome, SkyNet!) on A.I. Helicopter? · · Score: 1

    Must ... not ... post "I for one welcome ..." troll. Must ... resist!

  5. Obviously a good idea on Living on Mars Time · · Score: 1, Funny

    'cause A Mars day helps you work, rest and play

  6. s/swallow/pigeon/ (was Re:Mental imagery) on Pigeons Faster than Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two pigeons carried it together?
    SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
    SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?

  7. Re:Who says geeks can't make a difference? on Electronic Voting in the News · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately they used Diebold machines for the scoring system, so this came out as

    Geeks: -16305
    Diebold: 463563541

  8. Re:obligatory Star Wars reference on SCO Investor Changing the Deal · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you think that's good, just wait until next week, when the Vice President of RBC will reveal that he's the father of Darl Mcbride, shortly after slicing his hand off.

    Actually, let's not pursue this analogy any further, in case SCO somehow manage to destroy the Death Star^W^WIBM ...

  9. Re:Picking up chicks on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    Flashing my dual 2.0 ghz g5 hasn't gotten me laid yet, I guess I was wrong!

    Never was the phrase 'dirty mac' more appropriate :P

  10. Some PacMan fantisies (sic) ... on Human Pac Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... are best left unrealised

  11. Mmm, rock on Piece of the Moon for Sale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it have "The Moon" written all the way through?

  12. Don't support these monsters! on Uranium Pebbles May Light the Way · · Score: -1, Troll

    Using Google's image search, I have uncovered pictures that are clear evidence that these people use child workers to assemble these reactors.

    N.b. I would mirror these myself rather than linking directly, but the only web space I have is on a friend's ADSL connection.

  13. Obligatory rot13 joke on Encrypted Cell Phone Hits the Market · · Score: 1

    Pna lbh urne zr abj?

  14. May as well make this the joke thread ... on SliMP3 Successor; Radio Station in a Box · · Score: 1

    Imagine a colossal all-conquering monopoly[1] of those!

    [1]Allegedly.

  15. Re:Using bundled software for monopolistic advanta on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't see how it violates the settlement, unless they prevent Windows users from using other music services. As long as you can still play the other stuff on your computer, there is nothing to stop you choosing whichever service you want. So they are not using market power to tie people in to their service.

    "I don't see how it violates the settlement, unless they prevent Windows users from using other web browsers. As long as you can still view sites using another browser on your computer, there is nothing to stop you choosing whichever browser you want. So they are not using market power to tie people in to their web browser"

  16. Re:Not so fast on Why Microsoft Wants to Buy Google · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The author of the article has no clue how MSN search actually works. MSN search returns only sponsored results first. There are 16 sponsored results and then if you go to the next page you see:

    True, but it doesn't actually say that anywhere - it just says "Results 1-15 of about 16 containing linux windows". Also, there is a 'sponsored links' section on the right of the page, separate to these 15. You need to click on the 'next' button to see "Results 16-30 of about 8898833". Which is an abysmal design decision, if nothing else.

  17. Re:So Which Is It? on Nintendo To Launch New Machine Next Year? · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's both -that's the point. The summary says that the "new machine in Japan" (which we know nothing about) is not the same thing as the "new, China-only system" (the iQue)

  18. Interesting on Single Speaker Unit Delivers Surround Sound · · Score: 1

    I've seen a TV that claimed to be able to fake surround sound by bouncing directed sound waves off the walls at different angles. Of course, that one only would have worked if the TV and the viewer were in certain places in a rectangular room.

  19. Psychoacoustic trickery? on Single Speaker Unit Delivers Surround Sound · · Score: 2, Funny

    /me adjusts his AFDB

  20. Re:well... on Israeli Super Drone Stolen · · Score: 1

    That's just what an escaped sentient helicopter trying to throw us off the scent would say! Guards, seize him ... it ... whatever!

  21. Wait a minute!!! (was Re:For more info...) on 'Reversible' Computers More Energy Efficient · · Score: 2, Funny
  22. Old joke, new (?) joke on iTunes Music Store - 'Coolest Invention of 2003' · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Old joke:
    "The invisible man's at the door!"
    "Tell him I can't see him."

    (Maybe) new joke:
    "You certainly deserved your gold medal after that amazing dive. What do you call that technique?"
    "The salmon skin roll."

    Seriously folks, I'll be here all week ...

  23. Re:ummmmmmm on Will A Price War Run VoIP Out of Business? · · Score: 1
    Just like in the post dot bomb era, a successful company, with a patient (aka actual, profitable) business plan will emerge to replace them.

    Should I be worried that I read that as " ... with a patent business plan"?

  24. Netcraft confirms it - IIS is dying on Netcraft Claims Apache Now Runs 2/3rds Of The Web · · Score: 0, Troll

    If only ...

  25. Re:Makes sense on Compiere on Postgres/MySQL · · Score: 5, Funny
    In software, why not something along the lines of "such and such paid for this feature", an eternal mention of one's contribution to the project.

    Me: File->Save
    Clippy: Interested in savings? [Bank name]'s savings accounts have the highest interest rates around.
    Me: Go away! Tools->Options
    Clippy: For all your tools and hardware needs, why not visit [Hardware store]
    Me: Bugger off! How do I turn this off? Help->Contents
    Clippy: Do you need help using your computer? Have you considered taking a computer training course? Why not try ...
    Me: Aargh! (puts foot through screen)
    Clippy: Do you have comprehensive medical insurance?