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2. Give handjobs to lonely old men for $10 a pop
2. Catch loogie in mouth
2. Redeem fully-stamped "frequent buyer" card for free dildo
2. Pull splinters out of penis
2. Store jar in secret hiding place with all the others
2. Visit crackwhore
2. Explore astral plane
2. Buy a cute little sheep
2. Gaze at shoe
2. Smoke some kill
2. Urinate, inflating foreskin like a baloon
2. Visit emergency room with lame excuse about falling down while putting away groceries in the nude
2. Set aside money in case abortion of two-headed retard fetus is required in near future
2. Shit corn-in-my-crap
2. With the window cracked, holler back, money ain't a thang
2. Grumble, wipe ass with Kleenex
2. Fuck dead people
2. Look really cool
2. Start up meth lab
   
2. Mosh Down Babylon
2. Visit emergency room with lame excuse about being attacked by badger while sunbathing nude
2. Shake my booty
2. Wonder why I just did that
2. Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle
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2. Give handjobs to lonely old men for $10 a pop
2. Catch loogie in mouth
2. Redeem fully-stamped "frequent buyer" card for free dildo
2. Pull splinters out of penis
2. Store jar in secret hiding place with all the others
2. Visit crackwhore
2. Explore astral plane
2. Buy a cute little sheep
2. Gaze at shoe
2. Smoke some kill
2. Urinate, inflating foreskin like a baloon
2. Visit emergency room with lame excuse about falling down while putting away groceries in the nude
2. Set aside money in case abortion of two-headed retard fetus is required in near future
2. Shit corn-in-my-crap
2. With the window cracked, holler back, money ain't a thang
2. Grumble, wipe ass with Kleenex
2. Fuck dead people
2. Look really cool
2. Start up meth lab
   
2. Mosh Down Babylon
2. Visit emergency room with lame excuse about being attacked by badger while sunbathing nude
2. Shake my booty
2. Wonder why I just did that
2. Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle