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  1. Re:No Simpsons joke yet? on Power Plant Fueled By Nut Shells · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: Awww... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo hoo!

  2. Re:I always wondered on New PowerBooks, Bluetooth Keyboard and Mouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    they are too busy marketing the new iShrimp

  3. what brand beer? on Beer-Coated CDs are Optical Biocomputers · · Score: 1

    im guessing Vic Bitter...each sat nite that makes my biocomputer say colourful words and sounds ;-)

  4. Re:The Brief History Of Humanity on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 0

    you forget BILLalzebub has a fight with archangel Linus :-D

  5. Re:I hate to seem callous... on Using GPS To Prevent Train Crashes In India · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do the boulders have GPS too?
    Maybe Gilette can offload some of their old RFID tags that they used to use!

  6. possible to hack cable/adsl routers? on Hacking the Actiontec 56k Modem/Gateway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would it be possible to hack an adsl/cable router to be used as a simple webserver? For a low traffic and static site it would be perfect for my business website hosting needs. 10watts consumption...fanless operation...and small footprint it sounds like a dream! I could even imagine other hacks like interfacing a larger amount of flash storage or running a real low end db &scripting engine to have behaviour like mysql/php3 together.

  7. Re:portability in oz on Carriers Might Profit From Cell Number Portability · · Score: 1

    I also forgot to mention the fact sheet as well!

  8. portability in oz on Carriers Might Profit From Cell Number Portability · · Score: 5, Informative

    In australia there was a big thing about the largest carrier preventing number porting. Our consumer watchdog (ACCC) got onto the case and made things start to happen which was good for us consumers!
    Here is a report detailing what the ACCC requested from the ACA (australian communications authority) to look into number porting for australian carriers.

  9. hmm on Microsoft's Smartphone 2003 SDK Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah but does it run linux??

  10. Re:OS X on Apple's School Days are Numbered · · Score: 1

    If you were in australia id donate you a whole lab of 30 cel667's we are giving away at the end of the year!

  11. Re:real reason on Apple's School Days are Numbered · · Score: 1

    What sort of level do the school techs usually have? All the techs i have worked with have excellent skills and have alot of initiative....granted our networks are predominantly NT based but i can honestly say there are a bunch of very good tech's! Mac's used to be the big thing at our region but now its predominately w2k/nt plus a mix of linux servers handling proxy/firewall/webservices. I honestly dont know much about mac's myself (being predominately an expert in nt and AIX/Solaris), but we had a teacher recently join and me n the tech struggled to get this thing connected (we worked it out after an hour). This powerbook was running os9 and we found that we couldnt join a domain and let it run normally like any other wintel machines (It probably can but apple help/call centre were of no use and we just happen to know someone who gave us a couple of hints!). Maybe its possible on OSX but until apple's can join a domain like one can in windows/linux environments. (if there is a way to join a domain would someone please direct me to the appropriate documentation!)

  12. Re:Thats 250 farenhight! on Iron-eating Bug Found to Thrive in 121C Heat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah the celcius scale is the devils tool!...ill be damned if i cant get 3 hogheads to the bushel!

  13. voice recog on Computer Expectations of Today, and a Decade Hence? · · Score: 1

    I thought by now products like dragon dictate would be mainstream and be able to fully take over the role of a keyboard....but in recent times i havent heard much about them.

  14. pity that they dont actually fix the roads on Linux Hits the Road · · Score: 3, Interesting
  15. porn? on Walk-thru Fog Screen · · Score: 1

    Imagine the uses for porn!

  16. sigh on Writing with Elvish Fonts · · Score: 1

    if only it let me speak l33t

  17. so we are paying for a service pack? on Windows Server 2003 Is A Small Step Forward · · Score: 5, Funny

    so all that money and time upgrading our reliable nt4/2k systems is only for iis6 and a pop3 service? hmmm glad my organisation is on volume licensing!

  18. Re:Games teach real life skills on First-Person Account Of Video Game Addiction · · Score: 1

    dont forget that lying on the beach gives u crabs :P

  19. Re:Melbourne Australia on Ghost Stations of the London Underground · · Score: 1

    err no there was an article in the herald sun (from memory) about it. Apparently the bunkers were occupied by douglas macarthur during ww2 http://www.squonk.net/users/kriste/drains/victoria /picfest.html http://www.zip.com.au/~guyd/special/zapped/ for more information :-)))

  20. Melbourne Australia on Ghost Stations of the London Underground · · Score: 1

    In melbourne australia we have an abandoned underground system from ww2 that was apparently used by the american military as the secret operating base in the event of australia being invaded by japan. Apparently there is a whole city underneath melbourne that has been "forgotten" and closed shut. There are discrete entrances everywhere around melbourne but unfortunately they are all barricated up or very hard to pick out!

  21. what a loss on End In Sight For Alpha · · Score: 1

    It is a sad day for such a beautiful chip which inspired ulsi and even the humble k7 series athlon chips. The alpha chip was indeed a work of art. I remember the day when i first saw one humming away running nt4(of all programs) and the 64bit slots on the mb that it was on! /me plays the final salute song :`(

  22. Re:Offensive title on Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Reviews Rolling In · · Score: 1

    it didnt help bush's war on terror ;P

  23. hmm on Jupiter Forecasts 50% Increase In Spam · · Score: 1

    i didnt know astrology could predict when spam arrives

  24. Re:Apple and the "probable name game" on The Apple Name Game · · Score: 1

    cant they get their own name tho? green? geez thats a simular style to the telecommunications company orange?!?!?

  25. Re:amazing... on ZDNet Australia Interviews Richard Alston · · Score: 1

    a quote from the famous comicbook guy: "What the-- the Internet King... I wonder if he can provide faster nudity."