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  1. Wait a minute... on Brain Surgery Robot Running Linux · · Score: 1
    Isn't the point that the people having their brain fondled aren't in their right mind?

    Call the subliminal MS advert police!

  2. Wow! on Tornado in a Can · · Score: 1
    This new product will blow you away!

  3. Wow on The Heretofore Unpublished Letters of Ernest Glitch · · Score: 1

    And I thought we only recently started seeing Glitchy technologies!

  4. Death of an old joke :( on Refrigerators To Cool With Sound (Cool!) · · Score: 1

    Noone can say "Is your refrigerator running" in their prank calls anymore. Anyone who could answer "no" to that question would have their face melted off and therefore would be unable to answer the phone in the first place.

  5. Eh? on How To Get Hired As An Open Source Developer · · Score: 1
    OSS developers can be hired?

    I didn't know we could do that!

  6. Yeah, right... on 5 Predictions for 2012 · · Score: 1
    ...every object we own that uses electricity...

    Electricity? In 2012?

    Doesn't this guy realise all our primitive electron-based technology will have been rendered useless by the countless EMPs from our future nuclear wars?

    What about prediction number 6: There will still be sandwitch-board men proclaiming that "The end is nigh"?

  7. Luckily... on Problems With OEM ATI Cards And ATI's Linux Driver · · Score: 0, Funny
    I always use nVidia cards!

    They never have crappy drivers!

  8. Re:Mmmm on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 1
    I thought I read it on slashdot a few days ago...

    Or was that my first slashdot dream?

  9. Re:Mmmm on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 1
    agh

    I didn't get that, and I wrote it :P

    I was referring to the fact that amd won't be making desktop processors in 2 years time.

    And no, I won't be able to afford any of the fancy-pants server solutions from AMD.

  10. Mmmm on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 2, Funny
    Looks like a pretty kick-ass windows distro.

    Shame I won't be able to get an AMD CPU to run it on though :(

  11. Re:Ransom is such a negative word on Software For Ransom · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest paypal, but they tend to get robbed fairly regularly...

  12. damn on Sony Adds New Copyright Method to CDs in 2003 · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    another unfair piece of drm-type crap :(

  13. Damn on Armadillo Flies... Briefly · · Score: 1
    Why doesn't he just load from a save file before the rocket crashed, and try again?

    Did the 'computer failure' kill the hard disk?

    Was there something wrong with his copy of real life?

    Or is it, as I personally have long suspected, that real life is in fact different to Quake?

    Hmmm... That would certainly explain my inability to get a working BFG-9000 from ebay...

  14. Wait a minute... on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: 1
    Didn't the article say its specs will be unveiled at Comdex?

    Comdex is some time away...?

    How come the card's been "Officially launched" if it's not been unveiled yet?

    Pardon me if I'm making a fool of myself :/

  15. Re:Ants and electronics on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 1
    They are pretty precise.

    How can they be called "pretty precise" if they mis-navigate into a laptop?

    Co-pilot: That transformer station down there is making a pretty big impression on our compasses.

    Pilot: It must be the north pole, lets aim the plane at it!

    Co-pilot: Uhm...

  16. Re:Debt? on Jedi Archives In Dublin Library? · · Score: 1
    I think it was really just a sneaky plot to make us look at an article about a show on a TV channel I don't have.

    Bastard.

  17. Dammit on Newton's "Principia" stolen · · Score: 1
    I wish I'd thought of this when the story was still front-page stuff, but here goes...

    Let's hope the terrorists don't get a hold of that book. Anyone with a working knowledge of the topics discussed therein could manufacture any number of weapons with the aim of hurting or killing innocent civilians. Why, if there's anything in there about Newton's thought experiment, they might even get it into their evil heads to develop space-based weapons!

  18. I hate to be a spelling troll... on Altavista Renewed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...but 'thingie' is supposed to be spelled 'thingy'. Damn stupid slashdot readers don't even know proper spellnigs...

  19. Re:x10^2?! on Hard Drive of the Future: Ram Drive · · Score: 1
    Eeep.

    So it's not really worth getting after all.

    /me scrambles for the "Cancel order" page...

  20. x10^2?! on Hard Drive of the Future: Ram Drive · · Score: 0, Redundant

    OMG! I want one! How much?

  21. Uhm? on My Compost Bin And I · · Score: 1
    What's with all the weird posts recently?

    Is slashdot really getting less coherent, or am i just getting more drunk?

  22. Re:Kama jaluo rade gi joluo wadgic on Weak Elliptic Curve Cryptography Brute-Forced · · Score: 1

    I would moderate this +1 hore-yrrg-rapelcgrq, but noone would be able to break my uber-leet-encryption to read it ;P

  23. Dammit on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 1
    Damn military "Lay-sur beam" technology.

    Looks like I'll need to save up about One Hundered Beeellion Dollars to buy one of these babies...

  24. How long... on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 1
    Till I can get a "Laser beam" for shooting down the damn cat that's yowling on my fence?

    ...

    As another military first, I just shot down a cat mid-yowl with a boot.

  25. "You're under arrest!" on FBI Bugging Public Libraries · · Score: 1

    "Sssssh! This is a library!"