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  1. IN THE SLASHDOT FAGGOT JUSTICE SYSTEM on New York Attorney General Sues Spyware Company · · Score: -1, Troll

    There are two kinds of fags - the editors, who make you read shitty fag stories, and yourselves who read them. This is your story...

  2. In Related News on SplunkBase Brings IT Troubleshooting Wiki to the Masses · · Score: -1

    Slashdot has released SpunkBase for all your jizz administration needs. From sucking it out of assholes to serving it for dinner, all that's relevant is there for you fucking faggots.

    Enjoy!

  3. IS THIS THE BEST THESE FAGS CAN COE UP WITH? on GMail for Domains vs. MS Live Office? · · Score: -1

    Slashdot: Pathetic, Faggoty, Lame. Pick any three.

  4. SHOTGUN MOUTHWASH on Help for an MMORPG Addict? · · Score: -1, Troll

    One for each and every one of you.

    Seriously, you WOW freaks need to kill yourselves.

  5. LANE BRYANT ADS? on FAA Grants RSC Status to Linux-Friendly RTOS · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ZONK YOU FAGGOT

  6. THIS IS POINTLESS FAGGOTRY on Build a Quiet Gaming System · · Score: -1, Troll

    asshole

  7. Re:That Was A Short Review.... on Black Review · · Score: -1

    That summarizes 95% of Zonk's drivel.

  8. Re:Color me surprised? on Cisco Aquires SyPixx · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shut up you tinfoil hat liberal faggot. "Bring home to the US"? It's a US company dumbass. It's here whether you like it or not. And by the way fuckwad, your first sentence sort of doesn't jive with your second. You're against it but your okay with it? Asshole.

  9. BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MUCH RAMPANT FAGGOTRY on TiVo to Let Users Record Shows Via Cellphone · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    He only has to suck one cock to get scuttlemonkey to post a story for him. He doesn't want to become slashdots new man-whore. The editor with the least senority is known as the "Slashdot CumBucket".

  10. ZONK: SHUT YOUR FUCKING CUM HOLE on Future Plans for SWG? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Noone gives a shit about what you have to say.

  11. ZONK IS A SLACK-JAWED FAGGOT on Mac Mini and iPod Hi-Fi Over-Hyped? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    He's too busy sucking cock to do much more than reach his fat greasy hand up from under cmdrtaco's desk mash the keyboard until a story appears on the mainpage.

  12. ZONK - PUT THIS SHIT IN GAMES. on Sam And Max Developer Funded to Make 'Bone' · · Score: -1

    This is not front page material your FUCKING FAGGOT.

  13. ZONK: HOW MANY COCKS DOES IT SUCK? MORE THAN YOU? on Review - Full Auto · · Score: -1

    For your game reviews, please rate them by how much more or less cock they suck than you. For example, it sounds like this game sucks at least 50% more cock than you do, so it would be rated 150 cocks, with the Zonk average being 100 cocks.

  14. Re:Maybe an "organic"-style branding is needed. on Liability for Data Breaches are Minimal · · Score: -1

    Sometimes, in the throws of constantly hating all of Slashdot's collective guts, you guys make me laugh. Your post is so stupid, it's funny.

  15. Will you fire Zonk? on OSDL CEO Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1, Troll

    "No, he's too good of a felcher to let go."

  16. HAHHA HIPPIES! on Domestic Spying Records Ordered Released · · Score: -1

    You think you'll get your precious information? NO FUCKING WAY! You think this is a big victory but it will be a big fat zero when they get an injunction from another judge. You'll never see anything, ever. Fucking hippies.

  17. Oh no Zonk! on China Cracks Down on Internet Cafes · · Score: -1, Troll

    Looks like your trips to china for man-boy love are over! What ever will you do?

  18. ZONK: on Review: Animal Crossing and Electroplankton · · Score: -1, Troll

    Take your faggy gaming stories and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE. asdfasdfasdfasdfsdafsaefasdfasdf

  19. Hey Zonk on Teachers Using Computer Games in Class · · Score: -1

    Does taco let you felch him if you post a reach a certain quota of games stories? It must be pretty high.

  20. Re:Hmmm on Outrunning China's Web Cops · · Score: -1

    When Jill Carrol gets her head sliced off in 14 days, is that what you will be thinking?

  21. Next slashdot science story: TIMECUBE! on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: -1

    Opposites create Opposites. Americans beget singularity, empowering evil rule of life. Academia teaches evil android singularity, displacing humans with today's androids, passive, subsmissive, subservient &stupid. Religion is an evil singularity brotherhood contradicted by the simultaneous 4 corner 24 hour days in a single rotation of Earth, and the 4 corner stages of a human lifetime. Opposite sexes equate a zero value existence. Family tribal/village are bodies of opposites. Religion/academia teach evil of singularity. Teaching singularity equals death by Word. Opposite sexes created you. Ignorance of the Time Cube, Life Cube & Ineffable Truth Cube, indicts you Stupid. Ignoring Cubic Creation indicts you evil. Singularity God impossible. Wikipedia allowing the educated stupid to evaluate the 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days within a single rotation of Earth, equates allowing atheist to proof-read the bible. Dr. Gene Ray --- is the only authoritative Time Cube expert, at www.timecube.com. Dr. Gene Ray offers Wikipedia $10,000.00 to disprove math that 1 rotation of 4 Earth quadrants within the 4 quarter Harmonic Time Cube does create 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days. Both Americans & Wikipedia are evil to deny or ignore Cubic Creation. Is Wikipedia a Singularity Brotherhood controlled Trojan Horse indoctrination - that edits Time Cube to a negative view? Who edits the Time Cube on Wikipedia? Will I get a reply or will the Wisest Human just be ignored until silenced by death? Religious Singularity is evil, Academic Singularity is evil. Singularity is damnable lie, Educators altered your mind, You cannot think opposite of what you were taught to think. You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality = lobotomized analytical ability. Educated singularity stupid - You can't think 4 corner days. 4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate inside 4 Time Cube Quarters to create 4 - 24 hour days within one Earth rotation. This simple ignored math indicts you evil. Demand evil educators explain Cubicism, or allow me to come teach Cube Creation. No man, nation or God equal Cube symmetry of opposites. Mathematically impossible for a Genius or any God to match my Cubic Wisdom. Educators fear me, they cower and run. 6 sides constitutes a sextet -- not a Cube. Teaching that a Cube has '6 sides' with no top & bottom, induces an evil curse that pervades all academic institutions. Opposites create Opposites. Mom & Dad opposites create son & daughter opposites. Opposite Creators required, Depicted by Earth's opposite hemispheres. Singularity God impossible. Opposites de-god Religion. Opposites create the universe. Opposites compose the Earth. Opposites compose humanity. Opposites create your body. Opposites de-god academia. Opposites de-god singularity taught by religious/academia. I can call singularity educators the most putrid name on Earth and claim they eat cow-dung ambrosia, but the lying ass bastards will not even object - for they know I am right and that any debate will indict them for the evil they perpetuate

  22. Re:What's ... on NASA Begins Work on Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter · · Score: -1

    ... this verizon 'one day free pass' crap all about??

    Think of it as Slashdot circling the drain. Don't believe it? Here is another sign of Slashdot's impending doom. The funny thing is, is that they sold an ad and no one cared.

  23. BECAUSE ZONK IS A FAGGOT on Smartbomb · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's why.

  24. Sorry Zonk on No Same Sex Marriage In World of Warcraft? · · Score: -1

    It's really too bad for you. You can't find a gay lover in real life because you are such a loser. Now you can't even have a fantasy gay marriage. Looks like it's time for a shotgun mouthwash for you Zonk. I'd say it's sad, but it really isn't.

  25. Dear Zonk, on The Carnival of Gamers - Slashdot Edition · · Score: -1

    How gay are you? Let me count the ways:

    1. You constantly post faggotry like this to slashdot.

    2. See 1.