"Hey, look at me! I assign +2 to insightful posts but only if they are on my friends lists. -1 to foes but if they post something interesting it gets +2. I assign -5 to all funny posts because I am an asshole with no sense of humor."
I have a creative idea. Why don't you do your fucking job you worthless faggot. Oh, wait, you can't. That's why Slashdot has sucked for the last 5 years. You are a one-trick pony and an asshole. $500 dollars worth of laptop wouldn't buy you shit from a real designer, but you have 500 hundred fanbois lining up to suck you off. Why even offer the prize, these fags will do you for free.
Noone gives a shit about this constant stream of faggot game editorials and articles you come across in your loser day in your loser life. Face it, you are a grown up faggot with no future. When this Slashdot gig dries up what are you going to do? You'll be sucking mexican cock for pesos in the back alleys of tijuana, that's what.
First off, they don't rule the night, no one does. They don't have the strength of apes, but you don't want to look them straight in the eyes, that might send them into beserko mode. They'll come at you with hell's fury, all fists and elbows. You're yelling, "No, No, No!", but all they hear is, "Who wants cake?" They all want cake.
Slashdot Mirror
Asshole.
I salute you.
You have been warned.
FUCK YOU. LEAVE.
FUCK YOU
n/t
SHUT UP FAGGOT
If zonk had a nickle for every cock he's sucked, he could buy several PS3s.
"Hey, look at me! I assign +2 to insightful posts but only if they are on my friends lists. -1 to foes but if they post something interesting it gets +2. I assign -5 to all funny posts because I am an asshole with no sense of humor."
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE.
Just kidding - it's faggotry as usual 'round here.
Back in the day, people with AIDS usually only lived a year or two.
STEP FORWARD.
Faggoty faggots.
We all know you are gay and like gay shit, but we don't.
But we do care now, so SHUT YOUR FAG HOLE.
You heard right.
Second picture in the article looks like a gay bar. You'd fit right in with those bare-chested dancing cowboys. That lone female is surely a tranny.
I have a creative idea. Why don't you do your fucking job you worthless faggot. Oh, wait, you can't. That's why Slashdot has sucked for the last 5 years. You are a one-trick pony and an asshole. $500 dollars worth of laptop wouldn't buy you shit from a real designer, but you have 500 hundred fanbois lining up to suck you off. Why even offer the prize, these fags will do you for free.
Noone gives a shit about this constant stream of faggot game editorials and articles you come across in your loser day in your loser life. Face it, you are a grown up faggot with no future. When this Slashdot gig dries up what are you going to do? You'll be sucking mexican cock for pesos in the back alleys of tijuana, that's what.
NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING POST HOLE!
Oh man he worked at slashdot and now he works at goolge. He is soooooooooo fucking cool. Ok, Slashbots everyone line up to suck his electronic cock.
ZONK IS A FAGGOT. Oh, wait, everyone already knows that.
See subject.
No one gives a shit.
First off, they don't rule the night, no one does. They don't have the strength of apes, but you don't want to look them straight in the eyes, that might send them into beserko mode. They'll come at you with hell's fury, all fists and elbows. You're yelling, "No, No, No!", but all they hear is, "Who wants cake?" They all want cake.