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  1. Re:Rich people recommending products on Toys For The Rich To Cultivate Product Popularity · · Score: 1

    ...popular with law enforcement and perhaps the postal service. ;) Well, maybe those people in the Northwest, too.

    Seriously, though, I hardly ever see 'em anymore, after that "new Segway" luster faded..

  2. Wow, this really... on Phrack E-zine Comes To An End · · Score: 1

    ...brings me back. They were an indispensible resource back in the BBS days, and always informative.

    I guess that's the way the times work, though.

  3. Try explaining the pizza box to your boss... on A Pizza Box for Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    How about just not leaving it in your car, or another place where it's easily stolen?

    I'd look like a dipshit walking around with a pizza box under my arm, or sitting on a park bench typing into a pizza box.

    Besides, after a while, you'd think burglars would catch on to the singular design of the box, especially when it's not an imitation of a popular vendor. I mean, this is a great idea in theory, but I think the execution is a bit narrow at the moment.

  4. If spyware/malware is illegal... on RIAA/MPAA Contractor Deploys Malicious Adware Trojans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I'd think these people should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. ;)

    After all, two wrongs don't make a right, no?

  5. MS Shot Self in Foot on Microsoft Loses Passport · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When Microsoft continued to leave "security" off its list of "necessary items" to follow up on for years, they pretty much shot any hopes of controlling a unified authentication system out the door.

    Nobody takes them seriously as far as security goes. Just reading the headlines for a day would make that abundantly clear.

    Perhaps a competitor will come out with a clean record and a compelling product, but in this area it isn't going to be Microsoft, if anyone.

  6. Re:MS Access on OpenOffice 2.0 Preview Release · · Score: 1

    I read from the article that they intend to have an application that mimics MS Access. I hope they do a really bad job at this. A full featured mimic of MS Access would introduce a variety of really bizarre errors, instabilities and WTfs into their feature set. Classic, and so unbelievably true. VBA is frustrating enough without having to add Access into the fray.

  7. Monopoly on ICANN Plans to Charge Fees to .net Domain Owners · · Score: 2

    This is the danger of having one controlling body over essentially the entire Internet.

    Perhaps people shouldn't have dismissed alternatives like PacificROOT in the past -- at least there'd be some competition to prevent these sorts of things.

    Looks like I'll be paring back my domains next year.

  8. One HUGE Difference on Illinois Gov. Seeks Violent Video Game Ban · · Score: 2, Informative

    MPAA ratings are not government controlled. It's strictly voluntary.

  9. The best way to prevent this from happening again. on Editorial: On the SpikeTV Video Game Awards · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...is to:

    1: Not watch.

    2: Ensure that pissed-off gamers put in their say with SpikeTV.

    3: Point out how the negative aspects are doing more damage than good for the industry on the whole.

    4: Offer a feasible solution that might get gamers promoting it themselves.

    Hopefully something respectable that really represents the industry will take hold. One can wish.

  10. A great addition on Google Suggest · · Score: 0

    Saved me a ton of time from the get-go. After all, it's a hell of a lot more efficient to find porn!

  11. Re:I'm just not feelin' it... on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a creepiness factor in the original that just seems utterly missing from this teaser. Gene Wilder, the period in time [aesthetically], and the dark humor all lent itself to a very creepy yet entertaining flick for all ages. I'm feeling a lot of gloss and a lot of what made the original great missing from what I've seen so far. Don't get me wrong, I like Depp's acting, but Wilder had something inexplicable in his role that I still don't think will be properly replicated.

  12. I'm just not feelin' it... on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I think Burton will do a decent job with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I really don't think it stands a chance of beating the 1971 version with Gene Wilder. There's a certain magic to it that I don't think can be replicated so easily into a polished Hollywood flick, no matter who's directing.

    War of the Worlds, so far, looks like one worth checking out.

  13. Re:Microsoft on Hacking the iPod Firmware · · Score: 0, Troll

    "All of a sudden it started crashing, and it kept flashing 'WMA ONLY' on the screen! What's going on here?"

  14. Minnesota, the New Province on Driver's Licenses with Digital Watermarks · · Score: 1

    When did Minnesota become Canada's newest province?

    Buncha loons. /obscure reference

  15. Must be... on Digital Packrats · · Score: 1

    ...my hunter/gatherer tendencies at play here.

  16. Re:You really have to wonder... on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    Can't say I am. Rather, I'm suggesting that this is fairly old-hat in the games industry to, at all costs, indicate undersupply to stimulate interest and buying fervor, then at the last second release a magical rabbit out of a hat full of units to retailers.

    Still works, years later.

  17. Re:Advantage: Nintendo on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    I'm speaking mre in terms of initial production quantities. I have no doubts the PSP's quality will be up there, but let's remember the PS1 and 2 launches -- undersupplied.

  18. Re:Advantage: Nintendo on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    I'll certainly be giving both a shot, and overall, since I collect, even if I like one over another, chances are I will own both. They seem to both have their strengths and weaknesses, all fanboyishness aside.

  19. A WINNER IS YOU! on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    (now guess the reference)

  20. The implications... on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    ...of other substances hitting the touchscreen worry me far more, especially when they "hit" the secondary market.

  21. You really have to wonder... on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...if these people just artificially inflate demand around the holidays through talk about "undersupply", and then pop a load of 'em on the market just in time. Nah, couldn't possibly be! [Just like every other year.]

  22. Re:What is it? on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 1

    I think he meant NINTENDO DS.

    That should help.

  23. Advantage: Nintendo on 400,000 Additional DSs Available by Year's End · · Score: 0, Redundant

    One hopes that Sony can possibly keep up when it comes to launching the PSP. If history is of any precedent, this won't be the case.

    Unfortunately.

  24. Just what I need... on AOL Making Media Player, Music Store · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...promises of 1048 free hours of Yanni in my mailbox, encased in a tin, sent to me every other week.

  25. I'm really surprised... on Firefox New York Times Ad, Soon · · Score: 1

    I didn't see Maya Butthertz in there. Or Mrs. Butterworth, for that matter.

    I knew I should have got in while I had time! /sarcasm added through interpretive dance