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Editorial: On the SpikeTV Video Game Awards

The best thing about the SpikeTV Video Game Awards show was that it was "only" two hours long. And that's really sad. Now that the business side of gaming has gained some attention, the next hurdle the gaming industry should be attempting to clear is an artistic one: games will never be seen as equals to movies or television if they and the culture that surrounds them are represented the way they were last night. The industry can do better. Read on for my reaction to last night's train wreck of an awards show. The concept of an awards show for video games probably strikes some people as counterintuitive. While movies and television are investments of a handful of hours on the viewer's part, even the shortest story-based games take ten hours or more to complete. The personal nature of the video gaming experience means that gaming is a highly subjective genre of entertainment. Even more so than for movies and television, people have very specific gaming preferences. Attempting to quantify that experience across the board may seem like a bad idea at the outset.

That said, I think that an awards show is a good idea for the industry. At the very least, having an awards show with some gravitas would be a great way to put a public stamp of approval on the hard work that development houses put into their games. Games and movies can both take years to make, with certain games having development cycles longer than the lifespan of the average household pet. That kind of commitment by the artists, developers, designers, and producers should be rewarded in some way. If a game is good, I'm sure the big fat checks they get are plenty of reward. There's still something at work in an awards show, though. I bet if you asked a big name actor who's has been in a financially successful film and also won an award which he remembered more you're going to get "the awards ceremony" as an answer every time.

If an awards show in general is a good idea, I believe the debacle that SpikeTV broadcast last night was actually counter-productive for the gaming industry. As far as I could tell, the show had little to do with games, and everything to do with advertising. "Most Addictive Game Fueled by Mountain Dew"? Come on! If the Oscars had categories like "Best Comedy driven by Ford" or "Best Female in a Leading Role with makeup by Revlon" would you take them seriously? The night was a never-ending cascade of scantily clad women, rap, "extreme" stuff, rap, people who had nothing to do with games, and rap.

It's very interesting to me that, at least in my time zone, just after the awards show ended an episode of X-Play that I really wanted to see came on. Aside from the fact that the X-Play folks are (refreshingly) actual gamers, this particular episode had a piece with Morgan Webb covering the Child's Play charity auction from last week. Seeing Gabe and Tycho in tuxedos was excellent in and of itself. Above and beyond that, the disparity between the crass tenor of the awards show and the tone of the charity auction was striking. From what little I saw of the auction, it didn't seem somber at all. Jokes were cracked and everyone seemed to be having a good time. The difference is that the audience and organizers were there to celebrate games and children in a respectful manner.

And that, for me, is the biggest complaint I have about the awards last night. The show showed absolutely no respect to the games themselves. From the Video Game Ombudsman's commentary: "A selection of graphics adjectives used on the show - "slammin'," "great," "amazing," "hot visually," "so sick." That kind of shallow analysis is why games aren't art in the minds of a lot of people. Katamari Damacy is a very worthwhile game, but graphics and the "slammin-ness" of the game have nothing to do with that. Katamari is a good game because of a great (and simple) design, a development team that purposely looked for a unique style of gameplay, and a quirky and original soundtrack. I want an awards show that actually says things like that.

It could be great, too! The Oscars have a board that votes on the movies, and the Academy members are made of folks from the movie industry. I say the same style would be a useful format for games with some slight changes. The Oscars send around DVDs of all the nominee films to the Academy. Forcing a large group of people to play the number of games that would be required would be just cruel. That would mean hundreds of hours of gameplay just to be qualified to vote. It would be a much better idea to split up the field into bodies of relevant people. Have thirty or so folks involved in the RTS genre, say, from developers to producers to fan site owners review a set of five or six games and then vote accordingly. Have a Media Choice Award where game review organs like Gamespot, Game Informer, and X-Play, who have presumably played most of the field, can have their say. Have voting for the Game of the Year award be an industry-wide event, with everyone from an EA developer to a Sony Online Customer Service Rep to an IGDA member having a chance to say their piece. Voting via website is fine if you're taking a Slashdot poll -- making a representative, evaluative statement about a field of entertainment for an entire year should be slightly more involved.

I have enough problems in my day without having to explain to my family why a show honoring the entertainment I love is populated mostly by underdressed women in angel costumes. Once a year, wouldn't it be nice to put the scruffy, anti-social gamer stereotype behind us? To sit down and watch some very intelligent people in tuxedos and gowns get their due for providing us so much entertainment? Seriously, wouldn't it be great to see John Carmack present an award? Or get to listen to a Wil Wright acceptance speech? A gaming awards show taken seriously would be a sight to see. Even if that never happens, please -- enough with the Spike-style awards shows.

635 comments

  1. zonk by daniil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who is this guy, Jon Katz under a false name?

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    1. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, much more literate the Katz

    2. Re:zonk by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      Not possible, unless there is going to be a book written on the downtrodden Videogamer.

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    3. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jon never posted a story on something, then editorize it later.

      Its like a new type of dupe!!

    4. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Whoever he is..what does he have against scantily clad women? I mean, sure, I can see his objections to all the (c)rap associated with the show, but, c'mon, who doesn't like nearly nekkid women?

      :-)

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    5. Re:zonk by grub · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Who is this guy, Jon Katz under a false name?

      No, just a relatively new editor trying to advertise his presence under the guise of an "editorial".

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    6. Re:zonk by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      so, you're saying that an editor can't editorialize?
      or is it because he's new, his opinion matters less than CmdrTaco's?
      its not like he's advertising another website, he's an editor here on /.
      furthermore, how else would you like his presence to be known? if he's new, he has to say SOMETHING so we know where he stands, what sort of stories to expect to see with his approval on them, etc...

      your comment makes no sense

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    7. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scantily clad still means they're clad in something. Off with scanty clothing!

    8. Re:zonk by Octagon+Most · · Score: 1, Funny

      "your comment makes no sense"

      You must be new here.

    9. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It probably means that it reinforces all the horrible disproportianate Barbie-esque way women get portrayed in video games.

      Most every video game within the last 6 years up until recently always had some Big Booby McBoob character who had no reasonable explanation for why they are dressed the way they are. Think Unreal II, Heavy Metal FAKK, etc. FAKK was so bad about this. All the female characters had shrunken head syndrome, but had boobs three times the size of their head (per boob).

      Alyx from Half-Life 2 looks to be an excellent turnaround from all this, though.

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    10. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me more editorials like that. he's just posing.

    11. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      " It probably means that it reinforces all the horrible disproportianate Barbie-esque way women get portrayed in video games."

      Hmm...ok, what's wrong with this? The more women that look like Victoria Secrets models out there...animated or live , to me...is a good thing!

      :-D

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    12. Re:zonk by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Alyx from Half-Life 2 looks to be an excellent turnaround from all this, though. And she was hotter than all of those others.

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    13. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Exactly! And she didn't look like some oversimplified synthesis of what some dork thought a woman should look like. That's the best part.

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    14. Re:zonk by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Alyx is a good step forward, but credit where credit is due.

      What about The Longest Journey? Do you think April is a Booby McBoob? What about Syberia? What about Beyond Good and Evil?

      Then again, think about what these games have in common: They're adventure games. You know, the genre that has been "dead" for years? I don't know why gamers avoid adventure games like the plague recently (and then proclaim the genre dead), but in this field at least adventures are way ahead of the curve.

      BTW, I think the worst Boobie McBoob is either in Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance where the first NPC you talk to has had some intensive plastic surgery, or in MechAssault.

    15. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Right, I'm not saying video game characters should look like Momma Hobgoblin, but it needs to remain believable. None of this Lara Croft crap ever made sense to me. I never understood why any gamer would want a character who had boobs that were four feet long, unless they made a useful impaling weapon or something.

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    16. Re:zonk by zapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that there are *not* more Victoria's Secret model type women out there - but by being constantly exposed to the few that do exist (both real via media, and the artificial ones), subconciously you come to expect all women to look like that. This means you are limiting the number of real women, who are still quite attractive, which you consider dateable.

      On the other side of the gender spectrum, women feel if they don't look like a VS model, then they don't have any sex appeal.

      That said, Victoria's Secret models do make the best wallpapers ;)

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    17. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Then there's the terran unit in Starcraft who can't help but talk to the player in a cheesy sexy manner (there's other games like this, feel free to name a few). It actually gets on my nerves after a minute. It's more of a verbal Booby McBoob, but pretty much fits the same category of portrayal of women in computer games if you ask me.

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    18. Re:zonk by Reignking · · Score: 1

      You're right. In fact, this appeared on elmundo.eshttp://elmundo.es/navegante/2004/12/15/j uegos/1103114848.html yesterday:
      Pechos grandes y ropa corta, reclamo de los videojuegos
      La mayoría de los principales videojuegos consumidos por los adolescentes y jóvenes españoles reproduce estereotipos sexistas y difunden valores de la denominada 'cultura del macho', según concluye un estudio elaborado por el Centro de Investigación y Documentación Educativa (CIDE) y el Instituto de la Mujer, que analiza 250 de los juegos más vendidos, como 'El Señor de los Anillos', 'Final Fantasy' o 'Super Mario Bros'.

      Basically, the same thing that you're saying, only backed up by two Spanish commissions.

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    19. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      "subconciously you come to expect all women to look like that. This means you are limiting the number of real women, who are still quite attractive, which you consider dateable....On the other side of the gender spectrum, women feel if they don't look like a VS model, then they don't have any sex appeal."

      Well...in some ways...maybe this isn't so bad. Man, lately I've been out...and I see tons of women out there...that if they dropped half their weight...they'd be gorgeous!! And I'm not talking stick thin...I mean, hell, I like to cook...and if they don't start out less than cow sized...they'll be way too big after living with me.

      I work out...and eat right to keep my weight in check. Maybe more of them DO need to try for the Victoria Secrets look/weight....and at least achieve the best they can. It is horrible how overweight people are getting out there...and how women are letting themselves go, and at such an early age!! Of late, I'm seeing more midriff shirts and low slug jeans, showing off a soft, flabby pudgy belly. Blech!

      Sure, I'll hear some of those out there saying "But its what's on the inside that counts". Ok, sure, but, I've NEVER known a guy to be in a bar, look across the room, catch a girls eye and think to himself, "Man, I'll bet she's a great conversationalist..." No, you are attracted by looks....good figure, well done hair, and for God's sake...not every one of them is good looking enough naturally not to use a little makeup.

      Sure, we guys need to work on it too...but, unfortunately, there is and always be a bit of a double standard here between men and women....and women need to look good.

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    20. Re:zonk by kaustik · · Score: 1

      Your logic fails quickly when compared to male figures in video games. Do you think that the majority of the male population (slashdot especially) has arms the size of their torsos and chests like barrles? No.
      Video games are fantasy. Perhaps your fantasy is Roseanne Bar shooting fireballs at Steve Bucemi, but not the rest of us...

    21. Re:zonk by slaker · · Score: 1

      Alright. Pick on Unreal or for that matter Tomb Raider.

      But not FAKK.

      FAKK2 is absolutely, 100% about exploitation for its own sake. Not "bad" exploitation, per se. Just same kind of fun charm as a Russ Meyer or Andy Sedaris movie - and that's a very different thing from a mainstream sort of entertainment.

      Julie Strain (the voice actress and character model - Her boobs pretty much ARE bigger than her head BTW) is a willing participant in that sort of thing... to the point where she'll show up at science fiction conventions in fetishy chain-mail outfits. She even married one of the guys who created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! I'm pretty sure she's actually into cheeseball excuses to have over-proportioned women do outrageious things, which is as good a description of FAKK2 as I can think of.

      FAKK2 was all about Julie Strain showing off and loving it.

      And if you take a look at her imdb credits or do a google image search with safesearch off, you'll see that I'm basically correct.

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    22. Re:zonk by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the game I meant. I received it as a gift around three years ago, but the game's play (among the obvious McBoob issue) was really shitty. I definitely didn't pick it up from the store expecting something else.

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    23. Re:zonk by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A guy in a bar is shallow and looking strictly for a braggable piece of ass.

      You, however, are a fucking pig. Kill yourself immediately.

    24. Re:zonk by RagManX · · Score: 1
      Perhaps your fantasy is Roseanne Bar shooting fireballs at Steve Bucemi, but not the rest of us...

      No, but I wouldn't mind so much seeing Steve Buscemi shooting fireballs at Roseanna Bar. That would be quality entertainment. Maybe in a to-the-death wrestlemania style cage match?

      RagManX
    25. Re:zonk by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Um, the Terran medic only starts cracking jokes if you keep clicking on her. (except for the "where does it hurt?" comment but come on)

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    26. Re:zonk by Ath · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Uh, sorry, but he is right and the statistics prove it. People in developed countries, especially America, are getting fatter. You can call it superficial when people complain about it, but it is reality.

      I completely agree with him. Of course I am more focused on women because, as a heterosexual, the limit to my caring about fat men is when I have to sit in economy class and share my seat with them. Other than that, I focus on women. And a disproportionate number of them are fat by any standard.

      Sorry, but if your body cannot properly process your caloric intake, then you need to lower it or find another way to burn it.

      If you are a chubby chaser, then you can ignore this message.

    27. Re:zonk by XO · · Score: 1

      I think now we know why Half-Life 2 took 5-6 years to develop, and get running:

      The artists had enough money from the sales of the first game, and all the other add-ons, that they were able to actually see what a REAL woman looks like, live and IN THE FLESH. w00t.

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    28. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never seen a real vagina, have you?

    29. Re:zonk by nullChris · · Score: 1

      You know, I would hazard to say there aren't any Victoria's Secret Model types... even among these same models. What people seem to forget, when criticizing the media's parade of beautiful people, is that they made themselves up for this. I'm sure we're all familiar with the celebrities without makeup pictures, and so the opposite is true; take your average person, dress them up, get them a hair dresser, makeup artists, and a good photographer, and they'll look like a million bucks.

    30. Re:zonk by Specter · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but I believe that it's an homage to _Aliens_ and the girl who piloted the drop craft. (Not a girlie-girl, btw) "Buckle up, we're in for some chop!"

    31. Re:zonk by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      You, however, are a fucking pig. Kill yourself immediately.

      Why? If Mr. Too High of Superficial Standards wants to never pass on his seed, who are you to stop him?

    32. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      " A guy in a bar is shallow and looking strictly for a braggable piece of ass."

      Hmm...ok, much as I hate to feed the troll..but, really, why do you say that? Plenty of nice people go to bars..men and women.

      Heck, where the hell else are you supposed to meet people these days? Certainly dangerous to try to date people at work. I guess you could meet people online, but, I do prefer to see them in person first....you just can't trust an online picture, ya know?

      "You, however, are a fucking pig. Kill yourself immediately."

      Gotta guess you've been dumped or something lately? A little harsh for a guy just giving an honest opinion...one that's been formed largely by, guess what....other men. Sorry, but, that's the way we think largely. We're visually oriented beings...and we look for good looks first....

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    33. Re:zonk by jgold03 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is saying its bad to like attractive women. However, 1% of women look like a VS model, and the other 99% of girls think that they aren't attractive unless they look like that 1%. Look at how many girls are out there with eating disorders and depression, all because our media feeds girls these messages. And lets not forget that guys are also buying into this as well, and they feel bad if they ever bring home a girl that isn't a 10.

    34. Re:zonk by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      It's a partly economic issue, actually. Not a laziness one. You can only afford to be thin and in shape if you make enought money to afford quality food. If you're poor and all you can afford is junk food, then you're going to get fat.

      Saying that poor people should be thin in the USA is worthy of Marie Antoinette.

    35. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it sucks that young girls have eating disorders but when will people learn that you can't be thin just by diet alone? Mix in some excercise. I live in Santa Monica, California and we have more than our fair share of hot women but they work hard to be that way. Every single day, no matter what hour, I see women running these really large sets of stairs that we have. You can't expect to be thin, or complain that women are expected to be thin, if you sit on your ass on your drive to work, while you're at work, on your drive home from work, and finally on your couch at home.

      Also, don't try to say that some people (such as mothers) don't have time to excercise. By making the choice to have children they have decided that using their time to raise offspring is more important than having a good body.

    36. Re:zonk by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't know this, let me 'splain something to you.

      Video game design is driven by male fantasy. Just like pr0n. If the majority of men like big boobies, that's what gets into video games and pr0n. Don't blame the game makers because they are catering to their target market.

      Success tends to be visited upon those who best know their target market and best deliver products that meet with the wants, needs, demands and expectations of that target market.

      LK

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    37. Re:zonk by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Your post hit me the wrong way, and I apologize for my harshness. I think.

      However, what disgusted me so much was the idea that all women should try for the Victoria's Secret ideal. Do you have any idea what statements like that mean to women? You're saying that they're not good enough on their own. That they have to change their appearance to fit some man's plastic ideal. That their personalities and attitudes are completely irrelevant.

      Remember (or learn now) the #1 rule of dating: No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.

      The hot chicks look good in the bar. But what do you think they look like in the morning? Have you ever seen a famous female celebrity without her makeup and the lighting set just right? Telling a woman she should chase a false ideal is the height of arrogance and you should be ashamed.

    38. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It's a partly economic issue, actually. Not a laziness one. You can only afford to be thin and in shape if you make enought money to afford quality food. If you're poor and all you can afford is junk food, then you're going to get fat."

      That's bunk...gotta call you on that one. Junk food often is MUCH more expensive to eat in the long run. Buying and COOKING food from basic ingredients is cheaper and better for you. Hell, even if you make your own hamburger...it is less calorie laden than McD's. But, seriously...a poor person that takes the time to cook (not to mention this helps to re-establish the family meal together) you can eat healthier and cheaper. Clip coupons, buy what's on sale that week...heck, look a the marked down meat bin...stuff is just fine and only needs to be sold that day. I did this just fine in my college days. On finals night, when others were eating pizza....my midnight snack was veal medallions in a champagne cream sauce...and my meal, which was enough for 2 meals, was far cheaper than that pizza. And considering I'm on a low carb thing now...fits right in with my diet.

      Nope...gotta call laziness on this....from experience. I've lived poor...and it is easy to eat, and eat well on a limited budget, if you put forth a little effort, and cook your own damned food. Cook a lot on the weekend...and you've got lunches for the week...and if you busy...leftovers are good for dinner too, hell, those are faster than going through the drive through.

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    39. Re:zonk by jimmytango829 · · Score: 1

      People always say that...and it makes me tired. If gorgeous women are so rare, then the sheer bulk of ugly/unattractive women should put people in check, shouldn't it? There are even MORE average-looking women, and since these abnormally beautiful women are so hard to find, we are bombarded even MORE with what a "real woman" looks like. It is not entertainment when it is the same as everyday life...only really great-looking and/or really terrible-looking people are considered entertainment to me (HEY...LOOK AT THAT!).

    40. Re:zonk by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      Because if you don't like fat women you're a sick fuck!

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    41. Re:zonk by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
      Cooking is viable alternative for many people, but there are some things you don't consider: Not having the facilities to cook. Not having the facilities to store leftovers. Cooking takes longer than fast food.

      So if I have to take a lot of time I could be working and spend it first on buying cooking supplies and a refrigerator I probably can't afford, and then regularly spend time later cooking, fast food starts to sound like a better deal

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    42. Re:zonk by flyingV · · Score: 1
      If you are a chubby chaser, then you can ignore this message.

      You may have meant it as a side comment, but really, people tend to forget that there are actually many different standards and ideals of attractiveness out there. If you don't believe me, go browsing around a BBW chat room or group (though that may not be your thing). The GP's preference for thin women may not be PC these days, but it's perfectly valid as well.

      The point I'm trying to make is: where is the subset of women who are big and okay with it? They do exist, and there needs to be more of them. The problem is that "fat," to some men, is a woman heavier than 120 pounds. This is dreck. It's true that people in developed countries are getting fatter, but the majority of "average" and even "larger" women are not unhealthy. The stress some of them feel to be thin is not motivated by health, but by culture. This article is telling:

      Aussies are fatter than Americans

      Look closely at the comments near the bottom of the article:

      University of Adelaide head of anatomical science, Professor Maciej Henneberg said the survey results showed Australia was a nation of "healthy, cheerful, size 16 women".

      "Australian women are heavier than American women by a few kilos, but it's not a major concern," Prof Henneberg said.

      "I think the reason is there is a socio-economic difference. On average Australians are more affluent than Americans.

      "The survey showed one third of women are obese and there is concern over this. However, size 16 women are happy and healthy."
    43. Re:zonk by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I would say that it is in part still a question of economics; it is easy to say someone is lazy if they haven't just worked a full day, (or potentially two jobs) if the don't bother to prepare a full meal from fresh ingredients every night.

      Time is also a comodity that the wealthy can afford - they can buy it by paying someone else to clean their house, cook their meals, look after thier kids, chase them around the gym.

      When I didn't spend 2.5 hours a day communting, I used to make my own pizza bases, pasta sauces from scratch, soups from scratch, etc... These days I think I'm doing pretty good if I grill some chicken to go with last night's left over salad. Getting to the gym as well to couteract the fact that I've been sitting at a desk or in a car for 10 hours is much trickier.

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    44. Re:zonk by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      By making the choice to have children they have decided that using their time to raise offspring is more important than having a good body.

      I'm not surprised you posted this as an Anonymous Coward; trying saying this to YOUR mother.

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    45. Re:zonk by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      and I see tons of women out there...that if they dropped half their weight...they'd be gorgeous

      I presume of course that you look like Markey-Mark from his Calvin Klien underwear modelling days...

      and how women are letting themselves go, and at such an early age

      Don't worry, with attitudes like yours, I'm sure you don't have to worry about spending too much time in the presence of real women.

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    46. Re:zonk by Dekks · · Score: 1

      Not true, fresh mea and vegetables cost more than microwave meals, having lived on microwave meals exclusively through college I know this to be a fact.

    47. Re:zonk by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Usually the homemade food is far healthier for you than anything you could buy in stores ... and homemade sure is cheaper too.

    48. Re:zonk by SansTinfoilHat · · Score: 1

      That said, Victoria's Secret models do make the best wallpapers ;)

      Yeah, but I can't get them to hold still long enough to apply the paste.

    49. Re:zonk by AltaMannen · · Score: 1

      "Cooking takes longer than fast food."

      There are a number of easily digestible items I can put together in less time than any fast food line during a busy lunch hour. Now, if I could only shop faster than that too...

      (Ok, this was off-topic, but not nearly as off-topic as the spike tv video game awards were in the first place)

    50. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! And you wonder why you're a fat pig?

    51. Re:zonk by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Grandparent's remark needs to be more specific... he could be referring to Kerrigan, and his comments would apply (sometimes.) But the 'normal' units in the game, the medic and the dropship, don't seem any sleazier than normal to me. Nothing like the bartender in Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, anyway.

      And yes, the dropship pilot is nearly the identical voice and a lot of duplicate dialog, to the pilot in Aliens. It's an obvious homage/tribute.

    52. Re:zonk by losername · · Score: 1

      Ooh! Ooh! Me! Not to mention all the other females who would like to just once in a while manage to find entertainment where our own sex is portrayed as something a little more than a sex object. Sex belongs in porn and erotica. Not every single movie, TV show and video game you see. At the very least, they could take the other 51% of pairs of eyes into consideration and have some nice-looking males prancing around thongs.

    53. Re:zonk by jackbird · · Score: 1
      The more women that look like Victoria Secrets models out there...animated or live , to me...is a good thing!

      I've visited the retouching house that does much of Victoria's Secret's catalog work, talked with the retouchers, and seen before-and-afters.

      Victoria's Secret models don't look like Victoria's Secret models. It's not just that zits, uneven skin tone, cellulite, wrinkles etc. are airbrushed out (which they are); in one image, the eyes, hand, arm, a butt, midriff, breasts, shoulders, ear, and hair may have all come from different photos. Add to that the power of mesh warping and anamorphic lenses, and the ability to paint convincing skin and lace, and you have an aesthetically pleasing, but wholly artificial, result. So it's animated only for you, I'm afraid.

    54. Re:zonk by Alan+Jay+Weiner · · Score: 1
      I'm replying to this message (although I could be anywhere in here...) simply because of:
      Getting to the gym as well to couteract the fact that I've been sitting at a desk or in a car for 10 hours is much trickier.

      I think you've hit the answer right there - used to be we'd walk to school or do errands on foot ('cause we only had one car and that took Dad to work) and more of us worked in physical daily labor - so of course we stayed thinner.

      I too drive a desk-bound notebook all day (unless I'm sitting on the sofa with it...) but one of the exercise-things I've done is replace my chair with one of those big exercise balls. Yep, I'm sitting on it right now - if I move, it wobbles. If it wobbles, I have to correct it - meaning I move back into balance with my muscles - mostly core muscles too. So all day I'm working my abs, back, legs, obliques - and as it turns out, the most comfortable positions on it are those with good posture.

      There are places selling stands to use these balls as chairs - don't get one! The advantage is *having* it move around so it forces you to correct it.

      The only disadvantage is if you try to lean back and put your feet up on your desk - well, you look like an idiot as you fall off... :)

      Seriously, I like this $45 heavy-duty burst-resistant ball better than my $600 ergonomic chair. (but that's piled with papers now anyway...)

      - Al -
    55. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a simple reason for this, the homosexual population is near 30% over there. So if they can't get the men they want anyway, what are they working towards? And frankly the aussie men do stay in shape and are rather attractive if you like that look. In short, they can be fat and happy because they aren't trying to live up to men's standards of beauty but instead those same men have a reversed situation where it's their job to work out and stay in shape. Those aussies sure are backwards, aren't they?

    56. Re:zonk by stor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that there are *not* more Victoria's Secret model type women out there

      Wrong. Women who look as flawless as Victoria's Secret models don't exist in the first place.

      Sorry to burst your fantasy bubbles dudes but my girlfriend is a designer in the advertising industry. Do you have any notion of how much airbrushing goes on? They spend countless hours on an area of skin about 5cm^2. ALL flaws (no matter how small... 1 hair off is not acceptable) are airbrushed out. Women are given hour-glass figures and perfect skin, etc by artists/designers.

      Probably about 40% of what you see is just artwork, not real. You'd be shocked to see the before and after pics.

      My mum is a psychologist and is dealing with some young women with eating disorders influenced partly by this bs. It's frightening how people think that these women are actually real. I got my girlfriend to provide my mum with a folio of evidence (don't worry she asked the company first: to their credit they were very accomodating).

      Suckers.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    57. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to play some Cho Aniki then.

    58. Re:zonk by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      As much as I really hate to jump into this conversation...

      I think you may want to reconsider where your opinion about attractive women comes from. I personally know people who have grown up with absent fathers who express the same opinions you have expressed. Therefore, I am less inclined to believe that mature men teach each other these things naturally. And you can't argue that men are "all like that," because if they were, my boyfriend would not exist.

      On the other hand, I guarantee that if you were my father's son, you would be looking for an interesting person in that bar, and you wouldn't care about what they looked like. If you really believe that your sex follows such simple rules of behavior, I think you need to get out there and meet some real people on honest terms.

      The reason she used the term "pig" is, I think, that there is the good chance that the women who have "let themselves go" have more important things to do, and just don't care whether people think they're sexy. Women can do that; they don't burst into flame or anything. They don't have to look good for anyone, and demanding that they drop all the other things in their lives just to do so is pretty selfish.

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      A strain of paranoid prevention can be worse than the disease, whate'er the intention.
    59. Re:zonk by adpowers · · Score: 1

      What is the media always mentioning on TV? America has a huge obesity problem and a huge eating disorder problem. Well, I think the obesity problem affects more people than eating disorders. I think what the grandparent is arguing is that we should get our ever increasing sized youth to at least make an effort to lose weight. This isn't about getting an average girl down to anorexic, this is about getting obese girls down to healthy. Same as with guys. I used to be heftier, but I lost some weight (and a lot of fat) while gaining muscle. I feel healthier, I have more energy, and I think I look better. Is that not something strive for?

    60. Re:zonk by malbosher · · Score: 1

      I agree wiht your review and would like to add that the show did not show much for gamers either. Most gamers I know are pretty intelligent people. Yes of course were all prone to want women to like like a Boris Vallejo fantasy art piece, but that only represents part of what gameing and gamers are about.

    61. Re:zonk by burdalane · · Score: 1

      There is a double standard, but as a woman, I have to say that guys' looks are very important to me. From the many couples I've seen, looks are probably more important to me than girls' looks are to many guys. I value my solitude too much to settle for anything less than the best. The way most people look makes me wonder why anyone would bother to date at all.

    62. Re:zonk by Skevin · · Score: 1

      Gee, I wish *my* company would pay for my research to find out what a real woman looks like...

      Solomon Chang

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      "Twice half-assed makes an ass whole." --Solomon K. Chang
    63. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, such a nice sentiment. Too bad that it dies a quiet death when confronted with empirical evidence, which there are mountains of. It's evolutionary biology. Men want hot, young things that are more willing to be submissive, and women want to marry guys with resources so they can have him secretly raise the kids of some better looking guy.

      If a woman puts "male attention" near the top of her Christmas list, "maintaining a fit body and appearence of youth" should be near the top of her to-do list, to be frank right under "be available". It's a hard wired ideal that the software tweeks a little, and while most women can't reach it, all of them can do their best to approach it. Just as all men can do their best to approach the ideals that women find universally attractive.

      Do yourself a favor and listen to Tom Leykis, find out how your boyfriend really thinks, even if he doesn't know it. Honesty can only help but foster long term stability.

    64. Re:zonk by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Eating disorders have nothing to do with a person's weight, that is just the outlet for other things.

    65. Re:zonk by Lynxara · · Score: 1

      Female gamers. Which is probably why most of us stick to puzzle games and the DS right now, and avoid mainstream games entirely.

      To my mind, this is a bad thing-- there's a lot of great mainstream games most women would play in a heartbeat, if doing so didn't mean having to look at a Boobie McBoob character for hours on end.

    66. Re:zonk by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Nope...happy normal family life. And if your boyfriend isn't tell you this...and why should he....doesn't mean he doesn't think it. Most men...given the choice...want the hot looking woman. We are visual beings, and that's what attracts us first. Period.

      Basically, you go for what looks the best for you, time after time...and hope to finally find one with a good personality. But, no man goes looking for personality first....

      And...I guess I'm a little older...when I grew up, most women never left the house before putting on makeup and dressing nicely. Hell, my Mom still gets up every morning, and usually has 'her face put on' before she comes out to the kitchen. And too...maybe it is a more southern thing....most women down here seem to keep their appearances as a higher priority than women I've met up north.

      However, from what I can observe...women don't dress and get dolled up for men....but, for each other.

      But, trust me. on how men, in general think. I've had years and lots of conversations, and in general, I'm right. But, we'd be a fool to tell women we're trying to hook up with and/or live with these things....don't you think?

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    67. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my research to find out what a real woman looks like...

      I worked at THQ in the 90s. Once a week a live model would come in for the artists to practice with... and it sometimes was a naked woman.

    68. Re:zonk by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Junk food often is MUCH more expensive to eat in the long run.

      For an adult, the greatest measure of how well a food will sustain you is calorie-count. Calories are what keep you alive and moving. And, the highest calorie/dollar ratio comes from buying large units of pure lard.

    69. Re:zonk by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You need to know a difference between a video game presented for titillation and a video game intended to be serious. I mean, obviously, Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball is not a serious sports game, and yes it does have ridiculously-proportioned women in it and that's just fine with me. But those same women taken to another game, one meant to be taken more seriously, would be extremely distracting. What if you were playing ESPN NFL 2004, intended to re-create a TV broadcast of football, and the Dead or Alive women came on as cheerleaders? They would be entirely out-of-place and it would really detract.

      So, yeah. FAKK2 probably belongs in the same category as Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball or Rumble Roses.

    70. Re:zonk by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      ==
      The hot chicks look good in the bar. But what do you think they look like in the morning? Have you ever seen a famous female celebrity without her makeup and the lighting set just right? Telling a woman she should chase a false ideal is the height of arrogance and you should be ashamed.
      ==

      Demonizing the other sex for their laundry lists is natural, but it's also completely unproductive.

      You have to work within the rules whether you like it or not, and it cuts both ways (sex vs. success objects).

    71. Re:zonk by Lee+Darrow · · Score: 0

      Yeah, sure, another lousy awards show that very few people watched (see the ratings for proof). There are so many awards shows on now that one can barely turn on the tv without tripping over another one. Sure, the models were eye candy, I guess (no, I did not watch the show as I have a life), but every one of those awards shows have eye candy of one type or another. TV awards shows are getting like beauty pageants - there's an awards show for everything and, frankly, judging from the ratings, the public could not care less. Even the Miss America pageant looks likt it's heading for the last roundup in the next few years (their ratings cost them two major network contracts in the last decade or so). So, I have to ask, why bother with a TV show? Make the awards, announce them to the press and get back to the console! Lee Darrow, C.H. http://www.leedarrowl.com

    72. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it sometimes was a naked woman.

      oh my!
      did you...
      you know..
      get to see her boobies?

    73. Re:zonk by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that it I tried that here I could get it past the OHAS auditor. Afterall, someone might fall off it and get hurt...

      It only took 12 months of asking for me to get a footrest (I'm 5'2" and we have fixed height desks, if I have my chair set to the right heeight in relation to the desk, my feet are dangling...)

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    74. Re:zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I don't have to feel ashamed for the shallow men in the thread -- here's a woman just as shallow.

    75. Re:zonk by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      People will probably burn me in effigy for this one, but take a step back and think a moment.

      Ever think he was more complaining about the ones who let themselves go. And I mean really let themselves go. Not just a little pudgy (after all, I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones so I don't think I'm gonna break her), but there's nothing wrong with expecting girls to have a figure aside from *O

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      "If Common Sense was so common, it wouldn't be such a valued trait."
    76. Re:zonk by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I'm 5'11. When I was 17 I weighed 175. I'm now 28 and I weighed 230 at the doctor's office today. Therefore, I'm in no position to condemn anyone for letting themselves go.

      The fact is, there are thin women, and there are heavy women, downright fat women, and all points in between. Each one of them is a unique person, both in the good and bad ways. There's someone out there for everyone. To say that all women need to strive to look like any particular example, especially some fabricated example like a model in a catalog, is just juvenile and condescending. What, is there a shortage of hotties? Real women aren't good enough for your internet porn-jaded asses?

      It's all relative anyway. Have any of you ever seen a female celebrity without her makeup and in person, rather than in pictures taken by a $1,000 an hour photographer? At best, they look like any other hot girl you'd see at school or out in a club. Some of them aren't even attractive, most look just normal. Hell, even my fat pasty 230 lb ass would look good if I had a team of half a dozen professionals dedicating their workday to making me look good.

    77. Re:zonk by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure the medic from brood war is what he's talking about, eg.:

      "where does it hurt?"
      "i've already given you your physical commander *winkwink*"
      "turn your head and cough"

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      -mkb
    78. Re:zonk by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Umm...30%? Have you got a source on that? Because I live in Australia (Adelaide), and the homosexual population sure isn't 30%.

      And then there is the actual point of your post. Australia is a country just like most other places in the world, and it's usually men that have trouble getting women, not the other way around, at least from my experience.

    79. Re:zonk by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      However, what disgusted me so much was the idea that all women should try for the Victoria's Secret ideal.

      Just as many women expect men to look like Brad Pitt. Why is that not every bit as sexist?

    80. Re:zonk by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that made from scratch is better than junk food, however, all the cheapest ingredients are loaded with carbs: flour, potatoes, rice.

    81. Re:zonk by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      We call those women bitches.

      Any woman that's not too shallow to be worth your time is going to be very open minded about looks. Looks can be faked, personality can't be.

    82. Re:zonk by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Any woman that's not too shallow to be worth your time is going to be very open minded about looks. Looks can be faked, personality can't be.

      Obviously. My beef is that people will whine and carry on about men objectifying women, but equal female objectifying of men isn't worthy of mention. Just like how you'll hear women bitch about how big boobed women are in comics, ignoring the fact that even the men in comics who are supposed to be the origional 98 lbs weaklings, like Bruce Banner and pre-spider bite Peter Parker, are ripped.

  2. wow by unknown_goth · · Score: 1

    i would have never guess another channel would do something like this other than G4 "lack of" TECHTV.

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    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "lack of" TechTV was planned. Comcast's G4 pretty much sucks (ever seen any of their shows? even though I'm a gamer G4 had awful programming -- it seemed like they're trying to cater to 13 year old kiddies), and they probably didn't like TechTV stealing their thunder. So they quashed TechTV and jacked X-Play because of Morgan Webb.

    2. Re:wow by Urgo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh that reminds me.. Today comcast is moving g4techtv from the pay-extra digital package to the basic package according to a letter they mailed out last month... So now everyone can see how comcast screwed over techtv and how gaming isn't really that interesting to devote a whole chan to it. I miss the old zdtv/techtv.

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      Belive in Technology and AMAZE yourself. -- RIP ZDTV/TechTV
    3. Re:wow by aToaster · · Score: 1

      I can't even begin to say how much every single host of g4tv pisses me off. The only show that was good on g4 was the cinematech which was just a bunch of game trailers and NO g4 tv hosts. Man techtv went down the drain since the merger.

  3. Torrent for the Charity Auction? by Staos · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anyone got a .torrent for the xplay episode with the charity auction?

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  4. River Raid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So wait, how many awards did River Raid win?

  5. Editorials.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we get this "Editorial" prefix attached to all of Michael's stories since he always inserts his opinion into every article summary? I have nothing wrong with opinions, it is just I would appreciate some journalistic integrity here..

    1. Re:Editorials.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want "journalistic integrity" from Slashdot then you've come to the wrong place, my friend.

    2. Re:Editorials.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wrote an editorial about it, but it was rejected.

    3. Re:Editorials.. by BTWR · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Michael is the new Jon Katz of Slashdot.

      Well, except for one huge difference: no one liked Katz's opinions in his editorials. People don't like the fact that Michael GIVES opinons in NEWS. If he did do editorials, I would imagine the anti-Michael movement would cease/slow...

    4. Re:Editorials.. by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      If you want "journalistic integrity" from Slashdot then you've come to the wrong place, my friend.

      So what's the right place to go to if I want journalistic integrity from Slashdot?
      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
  6. Isn't this what journals are for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boring things that 99.9% of people don't want to read?

    Yeah, you've got an opinion. Guess what, you're not special.

    1. Re:Isn't this what journals are for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're rounding down to the nearest decimal point.

    2. Re:Isn't this what journals are for? by taijirad · · Score: 0

      Journal? The kids call them blogs now.

  7. Games will never equal TV or Movies by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    TV and movies will always have a far, far greater audience.

    1. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by MattJakel · · Score: 1

      TV and movies will always have a far, far greater audience.

      I disagree. The interactivity of video games builds on TV, adding as much of a new dimension to entertainment as TV did to Radio. It will take awhile for older people to accept video games as something more than sophomoric entertainment, but once that happens, interactive entertainment will take off.

    2. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Because people are morons who would rather passively sit and be hypnotised by whatever is fed to them, rather than actively engage themselves in their own entertainment.

      And since I'm sure someone will bring this up somewhere: heaven forbid those lazy videogaming bums get off their, er... bums... and actually go OUTSIDE and DO something for entertainment.

      (For the record, I don't own a TV but don't mind watching it, or movies, at times; I used to be a hardcore gamer but now I just make games for a hobby; and I prefer to spend what little time I don't spend making things or working, appreciating what's left of the great outdoors),

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      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    3. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Not even. All it takes is time and the younger generations will be older. My grandparents get together with others to play bridge. When we're that old we'll probably still be playing LAN parties while the young-uns make fun of us for not embracing some crazy new form of video game where you use your mind... or something.

      Of course the radio to TV analogy does apply well here. We'll probably be seeing more of the middle-aged crowd enjoying video games at some point before we become them.

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      "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    4. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by glenrm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Halo 2 had a bigger opening weekend then any album or movie ever.

    5. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha another low self esteem "elitist" trying to convince themselves they are "above" other people by being "different".

    6. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Halo 2 had a bigger opening weekend then any album or movie ever.

      What's your point? One game sold a lot? Wow, that's neat. Since then billions of people have watched tv and movies. Those industries dwarf video games in both viewership and revenue. That's a fact.

    7. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by sakshale · · Score: 1
      It will take awhile for older people to accept video games as something more than sophomoric entertainment, but once that happens, interactive entertainment will take off.
      As a 59 year old EQ adict (now playing EQ 2), do I count as old?
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    8. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish, I've played games that will never have an equal on TV or movies.

      Take Deus Ex: a very long, complex game. Too long and complex for TV or Hollyweird....they would butcher it to put it on screen and by the time it was done, it wouldn't be the same at all (Just look at the Doom movie).

      Or how about the Ultima series? Again, the complex interplay of plot and character is too much for TV and the big screen.

      There are many video games that can only be experienced AS video games. TV and movies can't convey the same experience.

    9. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      goes to show that perhaps video games are way overpriced and consumers haven't realized it yet the way that they have with CDs. /doesn't own a gamecube //or an x-box ///or a ps2 ////or even a ps1 /////or even a dreamcast //////still have my old snes ///////loves video games.

    10. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish, I've played games that will never have an equal on TV or movies.

      I'm talking audience. By the way, I've read more books than I can count that will never have an equal on TV, movies, or games.

      NB

    11. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by MattJakel · · Score: 1

      As a 59 year old EQ adict (now playing EQ 2), do I count as old?

      When I said older, I was implying middle aged and up, so you definitely qualify. There are of course exceptions to the general trend, and apparently you're one of them! ;)

    12. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by rhombic · · Score: 2, Informative

      CD: 74 minutes (tops) entertainment for $15: $12/hour

      Movie (theater): 2 hours (tops) for $12: $6/hour

      Videogame (i.e. KOTOR): 30 hours (minimum) for $50: $1.60/ hour

      This is definitly simplistic, but in terms of hours of entertainment/ dollar, videogames are a decent bargain.

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    13. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by sakshale · · Score: 1

      Rats! I was hoping to qualify as a "young whippersnapper" . . .

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    14. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weekends/
      Sp iderman - 114 million opening weekend

      http://news.com.com/Halo+2+clears+record+125+mil li on+in+first+day/2100-1043_3-5447379.html
      'Halo 2' clears record $125 million in first day

    15. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a 59 year old EQ adict (now playing EQ 2), do I count as old?

      Nope, just pathetic...

    16. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Nicely put.

      The other thing that comes to mind is that videogames are different in other ways when compared to similar forms of entertainment. Game consoles are often sold at a loss once the console has been out for a year or so. The developer relies on the publishing rights fees and royalties of the games themselves to make up for the lost revenue of the console.

      If consoles costs were closer to the production cost of things like CD and DVD players then I would expect the prices for games to be on par with CDs and DVDs. The problem with consoles is that they only last for 4-5 years before the next generation is expected which means even more production and research costs. I guess in the end console game prices make some sense, but I still think they could drop in price by 20% with no problems ($125 Million the first day in sales for Halo 2? Yeah, they could drop a bit I think).

      PC games are a whole other story however. They just keep rising and rising with no end in sight and with a consumer base that will pay whatever the sticker says with no questions asked, the publishers are simply going to keep raising prices until they start down the other side of the cost/revenue curve. That's something that needs to change.

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    17. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is he pathetic because he is 59, plays EQ or both?

    18. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by bslinger · · Score: 1

      See, this argument always bugs me. Who listens to a music CD once? I agree that movie theatres are overpriced, that's why I buy DVDs. Again, which I will watch more than once.

      A game, however, I'll be lucky to get all the way through before I get bored, and it's very unlikely that I'll play through any game twice. I just don't have the time, and the quality of entertainment just isn't of the same calibre as a good movie or CD.

      Games are way too overpriced.

    19. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Of course, 1 copy of halo 2 costs over 5x as much as one ticket to Spiderman 2...

    20. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

      PC games are a whole other story however. They just keep rising and rising with no end in sight and with a consumer base that will pay whatever the sticker says with no questions asked, the publishers are simply going to keep raising prices until they start down the other side of the cost/revenue curve. That's something that needs to change.

      I'm not quite sure about the above comment. I remember paying 50$ for games 15 years ago. Most new games are in the 50-60$ range now. That's after 15 years of inflation. I'm not sure where you're seeing the price of PC games rising. They've been pretty much stagnant. In comparison, I remember paying 6$ to go see a movie back then, and now it's floating around the 12$ range.

      (All prices quoted above in Canadian dollars)

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    21. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people had months to pre-order it for the "first" day.

    22. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take being a jackass to a new level.

    23. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I'm curious... what exactly makes me a jackass? Is it suggesting that interactivity in entertainment is good? (That is, games are in such a way superior to TV).

      Or is it suggesting that people be involved in the creation of their own entertainment, instead of relying on others for it? (Doing something creative, like art or writing, or making your own games or what have you).

      Or is it the suggestion that it's nice outside, and the natural world is full of lots of pre-made sensory experiences ready to be enjoyed?

      Maybe I didn't lay the sarcasm on thick enough, and you think I'm actually calling people who play video games lazy bums, categorically?

      Let me be perfectly clear:
      1) I watch TV some times. I enjoy some programs. But not enough to own a set or subscribe to cable or satellite. And I think there can be much better forms of entertainment. Nothing wrong with watching TV, unless that's all you do.
      2) I enjoy playing video games. In fact I used to enjoy it so much, I decided to start making them. Problem is, I enjoy making them more than playing them, so I don't play them as much anymore. Nothing wrong with playing games, unless that's all you do.
      3) I'm a computer geek, at least in part. I love to sit around in front of my screens and build things, or write things, or just browse the net or chat. Nothing wrong with working on a computer, unless you have to work for EA, cause...
      4) It's really nice outside, too, and I see so little of it between work, school, and computer-based projects, that what little free time I spend is out there enjoying nature, while it still lasts.

      Still think I'm a jackass? I'd like to know why.

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    24. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      Then we get into replay value. As far as this discussion goes, we need to talk about VHS/DVD costs, not theater costs.

      I can listen to some albums (Sgt. Pepper, Wish You Were Here, The Wall, Master of Puppets, The Downward Spiral, etc.) dozens of times. I feel like I have gotten my dollars worth out of all those. Of course, this holds true for some video games and movies as well. The question, the becomes, over all, which holds out the best? This is a completely subjective question and depends entirely upon how discriminating we are as consumers. I know I have albums that I don't listen to much, if at all, anymore. Movies and video games, however, the ones that I own are all ones that have a high replay value for me, but that is because I am far more cautious about spending money in these areas. I know if I bought video games or DVDs with the same abandone with which I (used to buy CDs) I would have a whole lot of VGs and DVDs that I never play/watch.

    25. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Who listens to a music CD once?

      He's talking about the amount of time for a single use. Nothing keeps you from playing a game only once, either.

      A game, however, I'll be lucky to get all the way through before I get bored

      Drink some coffee.

      and the quality of entertainment just isn't of the same calibre as a good movie or CD.

      Yeah...games can be way better. A good game is far more immersive, and far longer, than any movie or CD.

      Games are way too overpriced.

      Not anymore than albums are underpriced, because some hippie from the 60's has listened to The Wall six thousand times.

    26. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by bslinger · · Score: 1

      Who listens to a music CD once?

      He's talking about the amount of time for a single use. Nothing keeps you from playing a game only once, either.

      Well, I would imagine more people are likely to replay a 45 minute CD on a whim, that restart a 10-20 hour game. I would also be willing to bet the vast majority of people who buy games don't finish half of them.

      A game, however, I'll be lucky to get all the way through before I get bored.

      Drink some coffee.

      Sorry, is this sarcasm? Anyway, I'm not going to play through a game unless it's entertaining me, and most games don't keep the fun going all the way to the end. There's a firm trend of developers putting all they've got into the first half of the game and leaving the last half lacking. Perhaps they got bored too?

      and the quality of entertainment just isn't of the same calibre as a good movie or CD.

      Yeah...games can be way better. A good game is far more immersive, and far longer, than any movie or CD.

      Well, this is a point of opinion so there's not much point arguing it. The games that provide this sort of experience are a minority, however, and there are many many more great movies or CDs out there.

      Games are way too overpriced.

      Not anymore than albums are underpriced, because some hippie from the 60's has listened to The Wall six thousand times.

      Well, I don't know where you live, but here in Australia games are often priced 4-5 times the price of a CD or DVD. I don't get 4-5 times the experience out of a game, whether it's in length or in quality. That's what I call over-priced, especially when chances are the game will not be good enough to make me want to finish it anyway. I don't have a lot of time to play games, and I'm not going to force myself to play shitty games.

    27. Re:Games will never equal TV or Movies by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Well, I would imagine more people are likely to replay a 45 minute CD on a whim, that restart a 10-20 hour game.

      But of course you'd have to listen to that CD 26 times from start to finish just to equal your first time through the game.

      I would also be willing to bet the vast majority of people who buy games don't finish half of them.

      What do you base that on? And for that matter, how many people like every song on every CD?

      There's a firm trend of developers putting all they've got into the first half of the game and leaving the last half lacking.

      Pfft. Not nearly as many as the number of bands that put one or two good songs on an album, and the rest is crap filler.

      Well, this is a point of opinion so there's not much point arguing it. The games that provide this sort of experience are a minority, however, and there are many many more great movies or CDs out there.

      Ha! I got you figured out now. You're engaging in an ICSTSTSIL falacy, or I'll-compare-stuff-that-sucks-to-stuff-I-like. Any time you compare good product from group A) to bad or average product B), which one is going to look better? You're just like the people who bitch about how movies suck today compared to a "golden age" fifty to sixty years ago, except they forget the Ed Wood's of their era. They are comparing Casablanca to Biodome, while ignoring modern movies like Fight Club and Schindler's List.

      So in other words, you aren't going to get away with comparing the average game against the average GREAT movie or cd. For every crappy game there's a Troma movie or a Milli Vanilli cd.

      Well, I don't know where you live, but here in Australia games are often priced 4-5 times the price of a CD or DVD.

      Well duh, because the game will most likely last longer than 4-5 times the length of a movie.

      That's what I call over-priced, especially when chances are the game will not be good enough to make me want to finish it anyway. I don't have a lot of time to play games, and I'm not going to force myself to play shitty games.

      Well I don't know about you guys in Australia, but here in the United States we have these stores where you can rent console games. You don't even have to buy them to play through the entire game! And for computer games, most will have a demo that you can download...for free!

      Sorry, is this sarcasm?

      Absolutely not!

  8. wrong by spac3manspiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mixing Snoopdog with videogames is simply sad and a disgrace to videogames.

    1. Re:wrong by which+way+is+up · · Score: 1

      Well duh... everyone knows the only thing that mixes well with snoop dog is 'gin and juice'.

    2. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that the business side of gaming has gained some attention.
      Hmm... Just like a stripper standing on a sidewalk.

    3. Re:wrong by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      Yep, cuz as everyone knows, your opinion is the only one that matters. Snoop Dogg sucks because you said so.

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    4. Re:wrong by SkyWalk423 · · Score: 1

      No, Snoop Dogg does, in fact, suck.

    5. Re:wrong by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm]
      That's right, becuase we all know that crappy poorly developed video games, annoying copyright protection & activation, non-innovative sequels and of course EA are so not a disgrace to video games.
      [/sarcasm]

    6. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the second g, homey! That D-O-Double Gizzle!

    7. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he done fell off.

    8. Re:wrong by jmole · · Score: 1

      Snoop dog was in the masterpiece True Crimes: Streets of LA.

    9. Re:wrong by JohnGalt00 · · Score: 1

      And he's on the soundtrack to GTA:SA.

    10. Re:wrong by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Except Snoop Dogg and John Singleton are working on a GTA-styled game called "Fear & Respect" . See more here.

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    11. Re:wrong by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      And the soundtrack to GT3.

      Playstation 2 taking you to a whole new dimension
      where the cars look fly and they got good suspension

    12. Re:wrong by BTWR · · Score: 1

      was that any good? I just picked it up for $7 at blockbuster (I guess that's not too high of an endorecement) for Gamecube for try it out after finals are done. Bad purchase?

    13. Re:wrong by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      And the soundtrack to True Crime: Streets of LA. In fact I think that soundtrack has some original stuff, while the stuff in GTA:SA is just mp3's of album tracks from when he was known as Snoop Doggy Dogg (seeing's how GTA:SA is set in 1991). I believe he's also on NFS:Underground. In fact it's getting a bit tiresome seeing his name in soundtrack credits...

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  9. To Summarize... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA.

    Of course, this is completely wrong in most ways and its not a surprise that any 'real' gamer thinks the award cermony was trash.

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    1. Re:To Summarize... by bob670 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are confusing the classic "geek" gamer archetype, which probably represents you and I pretty well, versus the more typical "gamer" today, which you decribed perfectly. You only had to drive by a store during the Halo 2 release to see what the typical "gamer" has become, and it ain't us.

    2. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA.

      Hey, they cater to the people who spend money. (And that is not you basement dwelling hippies that steal more than they spend.)

    3. Re:To Summarize... by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. That's the funniest thing I read all day. I guess the same could be said on opening night of Lord of the Rings. WOWO

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    4. Re:To Summarize... by shut_up_man · · Score: 1, Informative

      Indeed... and naturally Penny Arcade have a comic about just this phenomenon:

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004- 11 -08&res=l

    5. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA."

      Exactly right. I was watching Ebert and Roeper, the movie review guys, and Roeper said at one point while reviewing a film, "It's not like a stupid video game." Most of the world thinks that way. Take GTA: San Andreas: IMO, it's grossly over-rated, no doubt by the Sony hype machine. It's good, but not game of the year good. Half-Life 2 is far better. Halo 2 has more heart and imagination. Chronicles of Riddick is better. Doom 3 is more of an achievement. Now, I don't believe in censorship of any kind, but if GTA is game of the year, then the video game industry has an image problem. The Spike Awards is just an ugly reflection of that problem. Personally, I find Snoop Dog an entertaining celebrity as opposed to say, that moron-on-wheels Paris Hilton, but I don't like the video games I love being represented as in alignment with the mysogenistic and deadly world of gangs. I mean, let's be honest here. Games are being associated with the worst instincts of mankind, when, in fact, I believe good video games represent some of the best instincts. Sadly, the video game industry is getting what it asks for. The answer to every question is: money. And Motley Crue? They are a yawningly mediocre Guns 'n Roses knock off band, at best and that's a stretch. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Velvet Revolver or The Foo Fighters or Breaking Benjamin or Incubus or... all would've been much cooler choices. The video game industry needs to change its advertising agency. The world will believe that all games are "stupid" until the industry says otherwise. Personally, I think the video game industry likes its bad boy image. I find it adolescent.

    6. Re:To Summarize... by haydon4 · · Score: 1

      With the shear volume and diversity to video games in the market, the worst thing you can do is pick out a small percentage of the genre that you think is "cool" and declare it mainstream.

      By the way, Tony Hawk 2 sucks!

    7. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever reality challenges our preconceptions, there are always some people who choose to deny reality. Maybe you should reevaluate your ideas of what a "typical" gamer is like instead.

    8. Re:To Summarize... by yo303 · · Score: 1
      I watched the whole thing, partially to look for my friend, whose game Need For Speed was nominated. He was going to accept the award for Best Driving Game (well, best GTO driving game) had NFS beat Burnout. I never saw him, but once he tells me where he sat, I can go back and look for him, if I want to use up another two hours I will never get back.

      There were some good points. Katamari Damacy was nominated and shown, which was a nice surprise, seeing as all the other games were very mainstream. Samuel L. Jackson, upon receiving Best Male Performance for his voice in GTA:SA, told Rockstar that he wanted to do his own motion capture next year. Here's an actor who can pick and choose his work, and he sees clearly the value of gaming.

      And seeing Motley Crue pull an Ashlee Simpson lip-sync screwup was hilarious, and nicely summed up how artificial and shallow the whole show was.

      yo.

    9. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motley Crue is a GNR knockoff? I mean, I'll give you "yawningly mediocre," but son, you need to get your dates straight.

      Then again, since you somehow equate "Velvet Revolver" and "cooler," I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

    10. Re:To Summarize... by chasingporsches · · Score: 1

      yeah, but do all you really think they would have an awards ceremony for geek gamers? if they did, it would be at 3 AM on public service television. face the facts, geeks hide in the shadows of society. they aren't going to be the prime target of things like the SpikeTV game awards last night, which like it or not, IS all about marketing. the intro was about Def Jam's game. and who buys games like that? not geeks. hell, half the geeks have modded systems and download their game ISO's with bittorrent, or play illegally copied PC games -- why spend marketing money on them?

    11. Re:To Summarize... by Deathlizard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Last year. I said that they should have called the VGA's something like "WWE Most Xtreme Beach Volleyball Def Jam Vice City Madden Football challenge with Funkmaster Flex."

      This year, Im going to go with "EA Sports Xtreme Beach Def Jam San Andres Pro Skater Football with Funkmaster Flex."

      I dont know who the hell this show even appeals to. I dont have anything wrong with Hip Hop or Rap but geez its a video game awards show not a music awards show. Seriosly the first 10 minutes was a Gansta Rap War that was half censored. Most of the Stars of this thing were rappers or skateboarders. and Frankly, the only reason to even watch this was for Motley Crue (again not VG related), which they cut off in the end. This is a Video game awards show that I swear to god thinks it's some sort of music awards show.

      Frankly, this article has it on the money. What needs to happen is let gamers take this over. I know I'm going to take a ton of flak for this, but G4 really needs to take this off of SpikeTV's hands. Sure it will suck but at least it will be game related instead of T&A filled Rappers Delight, and the one awards show G4 had was a much better show than this thing ever was, and thats saying something.

      Second, screw the "Viewers Choice" voting that SpikeTV does. All thats ever going to win that is Madden and the like even though they did nothing innovative or groundbreaking. I agree that what needs to happen is a Oscar like board of professional Video game reviewers, programmers and people directly associated with the industry to nominate and award.

      Third. The Advertising goes away, pure and simple. No promoting of awards, games or anything in particular. Half of this show was video game previews and acts based on most of the games that won awards. The minute you saw all the Promos for San Andreas you already knew it won GOTY hands down. The "Most addictive game fueled by Dew" presented by Virgin mobile and Moutain Dew is a perfect example of whats got to go away.

      Frankly, at this point, I dont think this show could ever be saved. The Gaming public has been so scorned by these last two showings that I can't see SpikeTV possibly getting out of the deep hole they dug. I'm frankly amazed that gamers watched this one because the only reason I watched it is because I cant stop watching a train wreck. I'm guessing the same goes for most of the gaming public out there.

    12. Re:To Summarize... by faust2097 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's funny because Madden, Grand Theft Auto and Tony Hawk are some of the best-made, most consistently quality titles being released right now. And it doesn't take them 5 years to release a game that can be beaten in 6 hours.

      The entire concept of the 'real' gamer and the "gamer lifestyle" is what leads to pandering garbage like the Spike awards. The more of a market segment you try to make yourself the more attractive you become to advertisers and therefor the more crappy television gets made for you. Since 18-30 year old males are watching less television than ever before advertisers are desperate to try to market to them. Did you notice that most of the sponsors were not game companies?

      Most people who buy and play games do so as a side hobby and they have no interest in being 'real' gamers. They just play games that they enjoy and live the rest of their lives. The actual gamer population crosses all demographic lines and is more diverse than you can imagine. Just because that guy at EB talking about Madden accidentally elbowed you and made you drop the copy of Harvest Moon you were looking at doesn't give you any special rights as a "gamer" as opposed to a frat boy.

    13. Re:To Summarize... by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      I dont know who the hell this show even appeals to.

      You appear to have watched it last year, thought it sucked, and then watched it again this year.

      If I had to make a guess, I'd say the show appeals to you. If it didn't you wouldn't watch it, right?

    14. Re:To Summarize... by northcat · · Score: 1

      ... hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA.

      And they're right. That's what most people who play games are like. Of course, few people, like some gamers on slashdot, might like a game for its true qualities but they form a small minority. The majority are just idiots who buy into all the "XREME!!!" crap created by the media and buy the same game year after year. And the award show was targetted at them. And slashdotters: Please don't start saying how oscar is not like this game awards. You are no fucking expert on movies. I'm sure someone who has went to acting school or directed a film will be able to tell you how the oscar awards are full of shit. In fact, if you use your grey matter, you don't even need an expert on movies to tell you how the oscar awards are full of shit. Of course, I don't even need to say how the gaming industry is not as mature as the movie industry and how gaming and movies completely different - at least when it comes to awards.

    15. Re:To Summarize... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, I was in line for Madden shortly after it came out. I'm on the fourth year of my franchise in all-madden mode.

      This is one geek who enjoys football and hates anime.

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    16. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand what knock-off means. You may be right, but I can't tell because of your curious use of the word "dates." Can you re-phrase your comment so I can understand it? Otherwise my higher education will be of little use. And what's cooler than "Fall to Pieces?" To each his or her own, but that's the song of the year, IMO.

    17. Re:To Summarize... by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      if you count watching a different show and switching to spikeTV while commercials were running on the other channel then yes I did.

      Like I said. It's like watching a train wreck. You want to turn away but that tanker train car's about to derail onto the flaming car the train just hit...

    18. Re:To Summarize... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      ... hollywood thinks gamers are the frat-boy, rap loving, dew drinking jocks that play the following games: Tony Hawk, Madden, and GTA.

      Of course, this is completely wrong in most ways and its not a surprise that any 'real' gamer thinks the award cermony was trash.

      Hollywood also thinks that movie-watchers are people who watch movies like "Lord of the Rings", "Spiderman", "Titanic", "Shrek".

      Of course, this is wrong, because *real* movie-watchers think these movies are trash.

      (I don't know, maybe all those tickets were purchased by *imaginary* movie watchers?)

    19. Re:To Summarize... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      likewise. The existence of anime disgusts me.

    20. Re:To Summarize... by AndyL · · Score: 1

      Alternativly, that's how SpikeTV thinks of it's own viewers.

    21. Re:To Summarize... by jazmataz23 · · Score: 1
      Motley Crue were one of the first glam bands to break mainstream way back in the day. GnR's first video, "Welcome to the Jungle" was recorded at the very dying edge of that scene in L.A. as evidenced by Axl's big hair. In every other video the hairspray is left alone.

      jaz

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    22. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hollywood also thinks that movie-watchers are people who watch movies like "Lord of the Rings", "Spiderman", "Titanic", "Shrek". Of course, this is wrong, because *real* movie-watchers think these movies are trash."

      Oh now, "Lord of the Rings", "Spiderman", "Titanic", "Shrek" are trash? Jesus, that's a stupid opinion. Well, dream on "real movie-watcher." How long did it take you to come up with that gem?

    23. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... and?

    24. Re:To Summarize... by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      The existence of anime disgusts me.

      Morally opposed to new kinds of cartoons eh? Your sense of values is pretty odd.

    25. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A totally awesome trainwreck. Man, I could really use a Dew.

    26. Re:To Summarize... by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      and when World of Warcraft became the fastest selling game of all time last month, is that because of all the EXTREME advertising they did?

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    27. Re:To Summarize... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of sarcasm?

    28. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ever heard of sarcasm?"

      Yeah, I heard it's the new black.

    29. Re:To Summarize... by Catnapster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You haven't met the "God of Death" FPS-geek archetype, have you?

      He can't see because he keeps his eyes an inch away from the screen for pixel-perfect aim. He can't hear because he blasted his eardrums to smithereens listening to Slayer at a LAN party. He can't taste because he shoveled one too many piping-hot slices of pizza into his mouth in a hurry to get back to the deathmatch. He can't feel because his Slayer T-shirt is too damn big and covers his entire body. These strange and unholy creatures perceive the outside world only through scent.

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    30. Re:To Summarize... by zaffir · · Score: 1

      I spent a long time writing a reply to this, because this is a subject i feel deeply about, but couldn't quite get it right. So here's a poor summation of my thoughts.

      In short: Either games are getting crappier, or the crappy games are starting to sell well to the frat boys of the world. Good games are still being made because there are still a lot of people willing to buy them, but those people (and soon, those games) are in the minority. Joe Sixpack - you know him, he just slammed 8 beers and banged a drunk college freshman - is the new cash cow. Halo sucks, sells millions. You can't tell me it's a better game than something like Deus Ex, Half Life, Tribes, or Quake.

      Maybe things will change when said frat boys become introduced to quality titles, but i doubt it will happen.

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    31. Re:To Summarize... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, I am intellectually opposed to the childish stories and half-assed animation. I said nothing about morals.

      Stuff like Ghost in the Shell and ... can't remember the name, it's the movie about the two kids that survived Hiroshima... are exceptions. They're as good as any live-action film - but to me anime is the rest of it that I've seen (and I've seen plenty of it hanging around with geeks) which is just Japanese boy gets robot suit or big fucking sword and blows up the guy with the other big fucking sword or robot suit.

    32. Re:To Summarize... by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, most frat boys I know, myself included, are Halo fans. Hauling 4 TVs downstairs to get a 16-player match going is an absolute blast.

      And like it or not, the mass market has discovered gaming. It's not going to remain pure anymore - like anything else, there's a lot more mainstream gamers than hardcore ones.

    33. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Funny, we perceive them through scent as well.

    34. Re:To Summarize... by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      As always, Penny-Arcade summarizes your point perfectly

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    35. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point, dumbfuck, is that it's tough to "knock off" a band who no one would even hear of until 10 years after your band is founded.

    36. Re:To Summarize... by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      Aha, ah, oh! I just can't stop laughing!

      But seriously, if you're going to whore out some comic strip, why not whore out one that's funny?

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    37. Re:To Summarize... by DaFallus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's funny because Madden, Grand Theft Auto and Tony Hawk are some of the best-made, most consistently quality titles being released right now.

      Are you fucking serious? Madden? How the hell could you ever call Madden one of the best-made games with consistent quality? The game is consistent alright, because they release the same fucking game every year. The only difference between releases is some minor roster changes and graphics tweaks.

      Even though I'm a gamer, I have to tell all of you Madden fans out there to get a life. If you want to play football, then play football, outside, with friends. If you want to go on a murderous rampage, then sit down and play some GTA.

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    38. Re:To Summarize... by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      Well...was the whole thing really aimed at gamers?
      I mean, I don't think everyone who watches the Oscars watches because they care about the movies and are curious to see who wins. They watch for the glitz--the performers, the celebrity thing. Guys watch to look at the women and women watch to see what everyone is wearing (and critique them.)
      Seems to me Spike figured, People like awards shows, let's get one. What's not taken? Oh, video games.
      I've never been interested in video games myself--I don't even play Solitaire--but I watched part of the show, solely because I was flipping by and I saw Snoop, and I stopped. I think Snoop is one of the funniest people alive, plus I like rap, so I'll watch pretty much anything he does (no, I don't buy Girls Gone Wild videos, I have some standards.) But I'll bet I'm the audience Spike TV had in mind.
      The network, I'm sure, has no interest in games qua games, any more than CBS (or whoever it is) cares who made the best movie. The audience they want is drawn to the awards show itself, not the subject of it.

    39. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar to comment "opposition to rugrats is life" as justification for hatred of he-man or whatever cartoon is currently the focus in your nation. You have little understanding of the differences of anime: it is, like any other consumer media, targeted. If you choose to rent or purchase or acquire regardless of this differentiation it is your own fault for not minding your selection; Ghost in the shell was nothing, Hotaru no Haka (pacific war aftermath tragedy anime)was limited. Ginga Tetsudo Monogatari, the points it makes, or Final Yamato film are great anime in comparison.

    40. Re:To Summarize... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, I am intellectually opposed to the childish stories and half-assed animation.

      There's more good anime out there than Ghost in the Shell -- perhaps you should look into some of Hayao Miyazaki's work. Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service and others.

      Just because you have friends who like bad anime doesn't mean that anime is bad.

    41. Re:To Summarize... by autechre · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you like the classic works done by the master artists, but don't really care for the legions of generic clones that only fanboys keep buying?

      Anime is a medium, not a genre. You have the great stuff, like anything by Miyazaki, and then you have the 100th bloody movie about robot ninjas with a metal soundtrack and cheap production.

      I would not say that I "hated cartoons" just because the most visible purveyor of them in the US is Disney. Crap is everyone, in many forms, and anime is no exception. There are a lot of books that suck, too.

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      WMBC freeform/independent online radio.
    42. Re:To Summarize... by losername · · Score: 1

      Yeesh, you're buying into stereotypes as much as they are. Who are you to say what a "real gamer" is? I'm a 22 year old female studying biopsychology who loves ballet and reading and can be something of a political activist. I don't fit any of those boxes of what a gamer is and I don't have the gamer "image." Amazingly enough, I'm still an avid gamer known to addictively play games all night long despite having school or work early the next day, as well as program my own.

      Yet apparently, I'm not a "real gamer" because I don't fit some prefabricated mold of how a real gamer is supposed to be.

    43. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I'll rephrase. My apologies.

      "Dates" in this case should be understood as "periods of sequential time represented by a calendar or other timekeeping device." It's important to know that, because we're dealing with events that happened in a certain sequence, which in turn will illuminate my interpretation of the term "knock-off."

      Motley Crue was formed in 1980 or 1981; their first album was released in 1981.

      Guns N' Roses was formed around 1986 or 1987; their first album was released in 1987.

      To put it as simply as possible (and I regret that I cannot say this while restricting myself to words of one syllable), Motley Crue came first.

      I believe, therefore, that *you* may not understand what "knock-off" means. When I see the term "knock-off," I understand it to mean "pale imitation of a superior, prior original." Is this not what you understand the term to mean? Apparently not, since you claim that the preexisting band--in this case, Motley Crue--is a "knock-off" of a band which came later.

      I await enlightenment.

    44. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crue formed in '81, Guns in '85. If you count Appetite as their first album, 1987 is correct. If you count that "Live Like a Suicide" EP, then 1986 is correct.

      Get YOUR dates straight!

    45. Re:To Summarize... by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      uhh...*blinks*...anger management much?

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    46. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a 22 year old female studying biopsychology who loves ballet and reading and can be something of a political activist....

      Boy. American women sure do make one want to leap from a window, don't they?

    47. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've never been interested in video games myself--I don't even play Solitaire--but I watched part of the show, solely because I was flipping by and I saw Snoop, and I stopped. I think Snoop is one of the funniest people alive, plus I like rap, so I'll watch pretty much anything he does"

      What is it exactly that you like about Snoop? Is it his obsession with marijuana? Is it his inability to speak the English language? Is it the fact that he pretends to be a 'gangsta'? I mean most of these rappers have the intelligence level of a severely retarded three year old and really are not funny in any way, other than the sheer amusement of how dumb they are. I am truly interested in what you find funny about him. To me he just seems like another RAP (Retard Attempting Poetry) star trying to emulate gangsters. Not to mention the fact that he would sell his soul for more money. What exactly is funny about him because surely it is not his wit or intelligent banter?

    48. Re:To Summarize... by Adrilla · · Score: 1

      I agree. I also say, what happens when a winner of an award has an in game sponsorhip by one of the sponsors of the game show. Wouldn't this be a great conflict of interest. Wouldn't/Shouldn't that call into question the award show's integrity (I know, I know, not that there was any integrity to begin with.)

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      "Plans are for fools! Oglethorpe, the plutonian (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
    49. Re:To Summarize... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      so basically you're saying I have to be Japanese or a hardcore Otaku to 'get' it?

    50. Re:To Summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made it through two minutes of "Fall to Pieces" just now. After the 2:00 mark, does it do anything even the least bit innovative, original, and/or non-standard for a power ballad? It sure didn't in the first two minutes. Seriously--any interesting lyrics, any interesting music, chord changes, anything? Anything at all? Because in the first two minutes it just sounds like a pastiche of every other tired power ballad ever done. God, it sounds like Slash is ripping off a Gn'R song he heard on the radio! (And before I get nitpicked, yes, I mean he sounds like he's ripping himself off.)

      And "Contraband" as a whole has some of the worst production I've ever heard. It's way too compressed or something; there's little to no dynamic change. Utterly boring.

  10. Media by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This attitude will change when the media stops portraying gamers the same way they portray internet child predators -- weird, pasty white guys with no lives who cause trouble, e.g. Columbine. Games are a scapegoat for the media, why give them any credit?

    --
    24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
    1. Re:Media by basic0 · · Score: 1
      I didn't even bother watching this year's VGA on SpikeTV. I was turned off enough by last year's offensive boobfest. Here's a couple tips for SpikeTV I would have based on the premiere event of 2003:

      1. David Spade is not funny. Having him constantly poke fun at gamers for being "nerds", "geeks", "never getting laid" and so forth on a VIDEO GAME AWARDS SHOW is incredibly stupid and alienates much of the audience.

      2. Funkmaster Flex as the announcer for ANY event is not a good idea. Here is someone who's never heard of the expression "indoor voice".

      3. Awarding "Game of the Year" in the first half hour of the show with absolutely no build-up makes a farce of the entire concept of an interesting awards show.

      4. There are games out there, popular ones, that DON'T involve CGI boobs and football. Perhaps some of those games deserve credit as well? Imagine the Oscars with Funkmaster Flex announcing and David Spade hosting, all the while insulting and charactarizing movie stars as drug-addled, spouse-beating perverts. Imagine Vin Diesel cookie-cutter action movie X receiving 90% of the oscars. It's absolutely ridiculous, and I decided last year (after turning my TV off halfway through the awards show) that I would never watch ANY awards show on SpikeTV again.

    2. Re:Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Imagine Vin Diesel cookie-cutter action movie X receiving 90% of the oscars.

      Actually, Vin Diesel might have made a pretty good host. He helped produce the very well-made Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, and is co-founding a game production company as well. He's quite serious about the business.

    3. Re:Media by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. He'd have been perfect - hell, he's a D&D nerd too.

    4. Re:Media by basic0 · · Score: 1

      Well, it wasn't so much a jab at Vin Diesel himself, I considered writing "The Rock" too. I was referring to the sorts of action movies those kind of guys end up starring in where in the first 10 minutes you can go "ok, that guy's gonna get killed, those things are gonna get blown up, he's gonna score with that girl, etc.."

      It's like the Austin Powers/James Bond "elaborate, easily escapable trap involving sharks", except it runs throughout the entire movie.

  11. They're only video games! by TrollBridge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I didn't bother wasting my time on this show, I can only wonder why the producers (and everyone else involved) did. However I have to disagree with one part of this editorial.

    "And that, for me, is the biggest complaint I have about the awards last night. The show showed absolutely no respect to the games themselves."

    These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie. While I can see how this show may have demeaned, in many ways, the hard work of the developers, but these aren't productions worthy of prestigous critical acclaim.

    Just my $0.02.

    --
    There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
    1. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie.

      So wait, you're saying going to listen to a symphony or watching a blockbuster movie isn't fun?

      What are you, a movie critic?

    2. Re:They're only video games! by clawDATA · · Score: 1, Interesting
      these aren't productions worthy of prestigous critical acclaim.
      In the early days of film (say, around the 1910's), most had the same reaction. They had the same reaction to new types of music as well, from the earliest forms of symphonic music to rock.
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    3. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie.

      Did you just compare a symphony orchestra to a blockbuster movie? Did you just imply that a blockbuster movie has more depth, or more art than a video game? Have you seen any blockbuster movies in the last 10 years? I'm sorry but most people go to see blockbuster movies because they are fun and because you don't have to think very hard.

      The top three blockbusters right now are: Ocean's Twelve, Blade: Trinity, and National Treasure. Yeah, that's some real art for you.

    4. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, but then I don't really care a left nut's worth for any of these pointless award shows anyway.

    5. Re:They're only video games! by which+way+is+up · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all, no one watches award shows for the awards...

      They watch it for the colorful musical guest appearances, and a glimpse of celebrity breast in tight fitting low cut dresses.

    6. Re:They're only video games! by Jhyrryl · · Score: 1

      The gaming industry out-grosses the movie industry these days. Halo 2 had made more money by the end of its first release day than any movie made its first full weekend this past year. A big MMORPG, say 300,000 subscribers, is pulling in close to $5 million dollars every month. And they take just as long to make as movies with nearly as many people.

      Making a game isn't a big production? Pfft.

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      Jhyrryl
    7. Re:They're only video games! by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      So what exactly is the difference between movies, symphony orchestras, and video games? All of them are pieces of entertainment where 1 or slightly more people create an idea and hire a lot of talent to bring that idea to life. I was going to say that the main difference between games and movies or music is that a game's success is measured in fun level, but that could be said for movies as well as music these days. And just like movies and music, there are some games that strive for emotional impact.

      of course, IAAGA (I am a game artist) so my opinion is biased.

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      Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
    8. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go see finding neverland...

      better than ALL those movies combined.

    9. Re:They're only video games! by The+Panther! · · Score: 1

      People go to movies to be entertained, same as with playing video games. The difference between games and movies is that the person sitting in the theater is only allowed the experience someone else crafted, and none other. With games, you are intimately involved with how the story unfolds, how the story paces as a direct result of your actions. Does this deprecate in any way the quality of entertainment? Maybe it does for people who have little to offer themselves within games, but for me, it's better than movies. Or, I should say, a great game is significantly better than a great movie for me. This is because I have control over the pacing, quality, tone, and length of the experience. For example, when I've seen a great movie two or three times, I probably won't watch it again. Great games can keep my interest for considerably longer.

      So, yes, games do deserve as much or more respect as movies, as they are a lot harder to produce. Perhaps I'm biased as a game developer (no! not me!), but having played some really great games this year, I can say that very few movies have been as captivating.

      "Prestigious critical acclaim" is only prestigious because movies have gone from the 5 cent junk drama to a more revered form of storytelling. I think (good) games are well on the road to doing that in their own right.

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      Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    10. Re:They're only video games! by Marquis+de+Sade · · Score: 1

      Did you just compare a symphony orchestra to a blockbuster movie?

      No, I think his comparison of classical music to video games is apt. Isn't Doom III much like Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries? "Charlie don't surf!!!"

      SLAP!

    11. Re:They're only video games! by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I heard an interesting opinion on the movie awards the other night and think its pretty apt to describe the attitude today. Game developers probably consider these awards to be fairly meaningless because most of best developers don't care what the rest of the world thinks of their game. This is true for most geeks, we care about other geeks opinions and generally a few close friends, but meaningless acolades are quite meaningless to our self image. This isn't true of the general actor, writer, producer etc. They thrive off tokens of appreciation (think Sally Field's Oscar speech). They work hard to get this form of recognition (just look at Jim Carey's last several movies). So becuase of all the fuss they put on the awards, others put a similar amount of fuss on the awards.

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    12. Re:They're only video games! by Ukonu · · Score: 1

      If I was to say a mouse is not a dog and a mouse is not a cat would I be comparing a dog and a cat?

    13. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were to say "mice are not big. A mouse is not a dog. A mouse is not a mole." then you would be comparing the size of dogs and moles.

    14. Re:They're only video games! by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      There are games that evoke emotion by the simplicity, elegance, and integrity of their design. How, exactly, is that different from the joy evoked by a great symphony?

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      A strain of paranoid prevention can be worse than the disease, whate'er the intention.
    15. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I was to say a mouse is not a dog and a mouse is not a cat would I be comparing a dog and a cat?

      No. But neither is that what he said. What he did was state a property on one subject, and then state that two other objects were not [similar to] that object. The implication is that the stated property was the way in which they are differentiated from it, hence they are similar in that they do not share that property.

      A closer comparison would be:

      These are mice, they are small. It's not a dog, it's not a cat.

      The above sentence implies (but does not state) that dogs and cats are not small, they are large as compared to mice. You will note, I did not state that what the original poster implied was something he stated. I asked if that was what he was trying to say.

    16. Re:They're only video games! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Have you SEEN Ocean's 12? I agree that Blade: Trinity is dreck and that National Treasure is a pretty pointless cookie-cutter adventure picture, but Ocean's 12 is as great as Ocean's 11, which is pretty amazing to me considering the huge cast. It also bends the rules of filmmaking in innovative and unique ways. Watch it before you decry it.

    17. Re:They're only video games! by boodaman · · Score: 1

      You are SO l33t!!!!

    18. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie. "

      You're wrong. A successful game in today's fiscal climate is exactly like a blockbuster film. The production budgets, marketing and emphasis on opening grosses are very similar. Halo 2 is a perfect example. 20 million to produce... aggressive, global marketing campaign. And, in this case, the game out-grossed most blockbuster film's opening weekends.

    19. Re:They're only video games! by mbbac · · Score: 1

      The Incredibles was also a blockbuster movie.

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      mbbac

    20. Re:They're only video games! by AaronBaker2000 · · Score: 1

      these aren't productions worthy of prestigous critical acclaim.

      You obviously aren't playing the right video games.

      Video games are an incredible form of narrative that involve the player in ways that other forms of media are completely incapable of.

      People who read books are called "readers."
      People who watch movies are called "viewers."
      People who play video games and musical instruments are called "players."

      Symphonies are being composed all around you.

    21. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you SEEN Ocean's 12?

      Nope.

      but Ocean's 12 is as great as Ocean's 11

      ...and that does not exactly motivate me. I did see Ocean's Eleven and it was a passable remake, although I was not exactly blown away by the acting. Now the sequel to a remake, of a movie I thought was clever, and moderately entertaining does not exactly make me want to spend good money on it. Maybe I'll see it at the cheap theater, if it is convenient. The choice quote from Mr. Cranky is "It's not unlike watching the monkeys at the zoo. The monkeys are entertaining as long as they're playing with the tires and swinging from the ropes, but once they start throwing their own feces at the window, it's time to move on to another exhibit." which is really not too bad of a review from him. Did this movie really contain something truly artistic on the level of a great orchestral work? Were you moved by it in a meaningful way? Was it great art, or just fun entertainment?

    22. Re:They're only video games! by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny



      no kidding... how can you compare that dreck with something so sublime and beautiful as the complex intertwined plot of DOOM,

      your on mars... and there are DEMONS!

      you cant make that shit up!

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    23. Re:They're only video games! by Altus · · Score: 1



      read your own post again... both dogs and cats are bigger than mice... even though dogs are bigger than cats

      symphonies and blockbuster movies are more artistic than games does NOT imply in any way that symphonies and blockbuster movies contain any amount of art.

      if it did your statement would imply that cats are inherently the same size as dogs.

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    24. Re:They're only video games! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know why you are being so pedantic. You actually think that if someone says cats and dog are bigger than mice, it is not appropriate ask if they are implying that cats are really big, or nearly as big as dogs?

      This person made the trollish claim that blockbuster movies are more artistic than video games and are attended for artistic value not for fun. I incredulously questioned their judgment and asked for clarification. And you, well you decided to start a semantic argument about what was or was not implied by the original statement, something about which I had just asked a question. What exactly are you trying to say here? Do you have a point or are you just really, really bored?

    25. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait for Tim Burtons Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, it will reaffirm the notion there are some artistically-good movies out there. I think the amount of really good movies always stays about the same, just that the amount of crappy movies just increases and the Tim Burtons' of the directing world just fade into the background of Hollywood sparkly and shiny things.

    26. Re:They're only video games! by dingfelder · · Score: 1

      Roger Ebert (Chicago Sun-Times)

      "The movie is all about behavior, dialogue, star power and wiseass in-jokes. I really sort of liked it."

      http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/artic le?AID=/20041209/REVIEWS/41122004

    27. Re:They're only video games! by Zilverfire · · Score: 1

      Oceans 12 is a very complex movie, Its so easy to sit back and just watch, but if you want to catch all the subtlties then you have to pay VERY close attention. I havent seen trinity National Treasure is a very thought invoking, What If movie

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      "Could you put that in a memo entitled, SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!" - Sarge
    28. Re:They're only video games! by zaffir · · Score: 1

      How about Half Life 2, Deus Ex, or KOTOR?

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      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    29. Re:They're only video games! by Altus · · Score: 1


      I will admit that I have not played any of those games.

      I dont doubt that they are quite good actually... and I would never say that video games cannot be art... I loved the story telling that bungie used to do back in the days of marathon.

      But if you are going to bash the art of blockbuster movies then you should really look at the quality of art in one of gamings best known titles.

      Just as there are wonderful artistic games there are wonderful artistic movies... Just as there are crap movies there are crap games... thats all.

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    30. Re:They're only video games! by Zangief · · Score: 1

      In fact, there is more work put in a good game than in a symphony orchestra or a movie.

      In the orchestra, one guy, the composer, makes the bulk of the creative work. And, most of the time, this was done decades, if not centuries of time ago, so in fact it doesn't count. The musicians themselves put their skill, but, for what amount of time? two hours? three?

      In a movie, a lot of people work, but a lot of them are overpaid. Much more in a blockbuster movie.

      In a game, there is a lot of people, doing creative job most of the time, and there are almost no prima donnas. There are bigger amounts of work put into a game than most movies and orchestra plays. So this deserves respect.

      Look at some of the winners.

      BEST GAME BASED ON A MOVIE
      The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay (Vivendi Universal Games)
      BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN - FEMALE
      Brooke Burke - Need for Speed Underground 2 (Electronic Arts)
      BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN - MALE
      Samuel L. Jackson - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Rockstar Games)

      Games should stay away from hollywood. I would gladly give up Riddick, Goldeneye and the lucas arts games, if those crapheads keeped their dirty hands away from games. They have 3 categories related to hollywood.

      CYBER VIXEN OF THE YEAR
      BloodRayne - BloodRayne 2 (Majesco Games)

      Yeah, this award is required, to make games respected art.

      BEST SPORTS GAME
      Madden NFL 2005 (Electronic Arts)

      EA sports? a good game? enough said.

      BEST FIGHTING GAME
      Mortal Kombat: Deception (Midway)

      Mortal Kombat games are not exactly known by their great gameplay, but mostly by their gore and blood. Again, cheapening of the art.

      BEST SONG IN A VIDEO GAME
      Green Day "American Idiot" - Madden NFL 2005 (Electronic Arts)

      This is not directly hollywood, but it is an stupid hollywoodesque practice. Most games produce their own sound tracks, and most of these are great. Just putting some random band into a game also lowers the state of art.

      The industry were starting to make great works of art in the SNES-PSX era, and continues to do so today. But there is also a big part of the industry that is just trying to sell to the lower denominator (EA, the gladly deceased Acclaim), and this hurts. Of course, outsiders can see them as "not worthy of critical acclaim"...

      but that is just ignorance.

    31. Re:They're only video games! by PabloD · · Score: 1

      And that's why the editorial complains about the lack of respect to the game industry in general.

      Without a more established award, it will take longer for mainstream acceptance of them (it will happen sooner or later, anyway).

    32. Re:They're only video games! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      The top three blockbusters right now are: Ocean's Twelve, Blade: Trinity, and National Treasure. Yeah, that's some real art for you.

      Consequently, I've had to download these three and many movies like them to a networked folder to distract my roommates while I play games.

      It's okay to consider Gentoo a game, right?

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    33. Re:They're only video games! by MadMoses · · Score: 1

      no kidding... how can you compare that dreck with something so sublime and beautiful as the complex intertwined plot of DOOM,

      your on mars... and there are DEMONS!

      you cant make that shit up!


      Hey, for all we know, this seems to be a too complex plot for making a Hollywood movie out of it ;)

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    34. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, DOOM takes place on Phobos, one of the moons of Mars. http://www.planetdoom.com/doom/overview/

      Secondly, the blockbuster version of DOOM will lose the setting and the demons. Amazingly, Hollywood found a way to make the plot worse. http://www.nightly.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb= get_topic;f=56;t=008003;p=0

    35. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is ever just anything. Buildings are just buildings, ships are just ships, statues are just statues, countries are just countries. Looking at what something is, what it does, completely ignores the effort that was put into making it, and you never see the faults that were removed. You can't reach into games, art, movies, architecture, anything and just feel all the care and effort that went into making them. And the best of them are the ones that many people don't think twice about.

      Who built the building you live in? Is it sturdy? Does it have form, function, or both? Is it simple enough to use often? Is it easy to decorate and/or modify? There are building codes, at least here in the US, to make sure it isn't a complete deathtrap.

      Programming is entirely analogous to building construction. If a game--or OS, or anything--wants to be that permanant, it has to figure out what the "building codes" are itself, it has to be sturdy, look good, have function, be simple and easy to toy with. You can do that in the "Suburban US" manner, stamping out mass produced BS, or you can do it like a good architect and make something memorable.

      When you look at it like that, would you want an architecture awards show trolling the suburbs at people who have one chimney or two, with haut women prancing around flipping light switches and ogling the fact that the lights turn on, or would you want to look at things and people that actually took the time to create a new design, work out the problems, implement it, and make it the best they can?

      Looking at what things are is the ends justifying the means (EA...), is ignoring and taking for granted the kind of labor that people didn't have to put into their work to make it the best they can. If anything, the lesson behind "They're just games" should be that people who are that good at making things ought to put their efforts into something much more permanant and worthwhile, not that they should be laid aside with a pat on the head.

      -suomynonAyletamitlU

    36. Re:They're only video games! by Altus · · Score: 1


      ghosts of mars?

      did that have less plot or more plot than doom...

      oh who cares really...

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    37. Re:They're only video games! by Requiem18th · · Score: 0

      Ok, go to a museum and look at the paintings, no plot, not even a shallow one. Is it art? Hell yeah. Why? Because the definition of art is different for each media form, and even then, it is dependent on genre.

      In other words, you fail.

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    38. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but Ocean's 12 is as great as Ocean's 11"

      Are we talking about the same Ocean's 11? Because the one with Clooney that came out a few years ago was dreadful.

    39. Re:They're only video games! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      They did make one good choice though; remaking a bad film. It can only get better. What are people thinking when they remake Psycho or Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

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    40. Re:They're only video games! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, go to a museum and look at the paintings, no plot, not even a shallow one.

      You know absolutely nothing about paintings. Many do have plots.

  12. Well... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 5, Funny
    All of your points are valid and EXTREME TO THE MAX!!

    Seriously, 'slammin article with some wicked good points.

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    1. Re:Well... by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Whoa... that makes me want to buy a snowboard, dude.

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    2. Re:Well... by Jason+Ford · · Score: 3, Funny

      Poochie? Is that you?

      Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
      Itchy: He's totally in my face.
      -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

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  13. What is this 'TV' of which you speak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it not. It does not sound like something of which my life suffers greatly for the lack.

    1. Re:What is this 'TV' of which you speak? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      its that big box that's hooked up to your surround-sound, dvd, and game console

      apparently they're some real-time, one-way, non interactive content delivery system available for it, but from what i hear, its not worth the monthly cost

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  14. You lost me with... by bob670 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the analogy to the Oscars, look how many absolute crap movies get nominated and win Oscars every year. The real problem is that we have turned gaming in to such a big business, which explains why so many crap games get released every Tuesday. Maybe there is a paralell between Hollywood and the games industry, but not the one you want to draw...

    1. Re:You lost me with... by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > the analogy to the Oscars, look how many absolute crap movies get nominated and win Oscars every year.

      Yeah, the whole orgy scene in Shakespeare in Love was really gratuitous. Plus, I could have done without all the explosions and mayhem in The Hours. But the Matrix movies deserved the pile of Oscars they walked away with.

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  15. Are you Serious by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    These are video games.... you really think that this should be as serious as the Oscars. And by the way, exactly what is wrong with scantily clad females?

    1. Re:Are you Serious by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "And by the way, exactly what is wrong with scantily clad females?"

      It's in poor, fucking taste because it has nothing to do with video games. There's a little thing called context that makes certain things appropriate for certain venues and inapproporate for others. Christ, if the Spike TV's and Maxim's of the world would just curl up in to a little ball and die, we could hold American culture up with a little dignity.

      I don't know about you, but I spend a lot more money on games than movies and can continue to enjoy them over and over for years. The people that put all of that talent and hard work into making them deserve a more dignified awards show than a mockery.

    2. Re:Are you Serious by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are movies any more serious? Did Titanic really change any ones lives? did some one get some great epiphany from watching the LoTR? I'm not saying that games should be elevated to the level of movies, I think that everything else should be lowered to games. Movies, TV shoes, Music. Games. It's all entertainment. I don't think any group on it's own is better than any other. All this prestige that surrounds the Oscars, Grammies Emmys Etc is in my humble opinion dumb.

      I was going to end this with a movie or a song that breaks the rules I have laid out above but I can't think of any. If they do exist they don't get the recognition they deserve.

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    3. Re:Are you Serious by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      Oh, bull crap. Some of my favorite games had scantily clad females in them. So to pretend Spike TV invented the culture is being misleading.

    4. Re:Are you Serious by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Obviously he's never been to a trade show... Hell, of any kind.

      Scantily clad females are used to sell EVERYTHING. Snowshovels, manure spreaders, video games, even gay porn. If you went to a gay porn trade show, they'd have HALF NAKED chicks pushing gay porn on GAY DUDES.

      Just like billboards are used to advertise things that have nothing to do with driving or cars.

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    5. Re:Are you Serious by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      All this prestige that surrounds the Oscars, Grammies Emmys Etc is in my humble opinion dumb.

      Agreed. I've never understood why anyone not directly a part of these shows would even care. I might get a 'really' good hamburger one day. But I'm not going to run to the back of the shop and beg to hear a short speech by the people who made it, nor come in with baited breath days later to see if they've been voted hamburger maker of the year.

      I suspect a lot of it just comes down to our societies emphasis on everything needing to be about groups instead of individuals. People have to look to the side, make sure that others have given a thumbs up to something, and only 'then' can they feel comfortable having a prefrence for it.

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    6. Re:Are you Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Movies, TV shoes, Music. Games. It's all entertainment.

      I'm very interested in being entertained by these fabulous sounding "TV shoes" of yours. I don't need to walk to get them to work, do I?

    7. Re:Are you Serious by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      where can I get these "TV shoes"?

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    8. Re:Are you Serious by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      And movies don't have scantily clad females?

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    9. Re:Are you Serious by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      And by the way, exactly what is wrong with scantily clad females?

      It's like Fry said in Futurama. The Internet has made me bored of pronography. At any moment I can turn on my computer and 30" Cinema Display and see all the unclothed, orgasming, cum-splattered women my poor eyes can handle. It's just no big deal anymore, so I'd rather non-pr0n things just stick to the topic at hand rather than toss herpes-laden bitch-whores on top of everything as some sort of icing.

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    10. Re:Are you Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be gay

    11. Re:Are you Serious by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By that token, why are fiction books so serious? Did War and Peace really change anyones life? Did someone get a great epiphany reading To Kill a Mockingbird or A Farewell to Arms?

      You can tell a great story in any form, books, TV, movies, or in a video game. The truly great ones don't need an award.

      Most of the best movies I've seen never won an Oscars, most of the best books I've read never won a pulitzer, most of my favorite TV shows don't win Emmys, and most video games I really like won't get 9 stars at EGM or win any votes. It's irrelevant.

      Being popular doesnt mean being great, and take awards shows for what they are - popularity contest. At some point some group, large or small, votes on the winners using whatever arbitrary method they use. There are no metrics, nothing you can measure to say "this game is bigger/faster/better than that one".

      People like zonk need to be told what to like or dislike and/or constantly reassured that they like/dislike the same things as everyone else.

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    12. Re:Are you Serious by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      exactly what is wrong with scantily clad females?


      Ooh, ooh, I've got it. They aren't naked?

      -Peter
    13. Re:Are you Serious by nickscalise · · Score: 1

      "Bowling for Columbine" changed my life. I am now a fat bearded man, I used to be a non-fat clean shaven man.

      You insensitive clod!

    14. Re:Are you Serious by corbettw · · Score: 1

      [Using scantilly clad females at an awards show for video games is] in poor, fucking taste because it has nothing to do with video games.

      Lara Croft.
      Leisure Suit Larry.
      GTA:VC (actually, any of the versions, but that one had babes in bikinis on the ads)

      Do I need to go on?

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    15. Re:Are you Serious by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      Of course they do, they also have a room full of scantily clad females in attendance at the Oscars.

    16. Re:Are you Serious by themoodykid · · Score: 1

      I believe Ed Sullivan hosted a really big shoe back in the '60s. He even had a group of four moptops from England on a couple times, I believe.

    17. Re:Are you Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Books really can change a life, or a country's direction. Haven't you ever read a book and felt strongly about the underlying topic? A simple example would be "1984". It serves as a warning to those who have read it. This hopefully has an effect on those who have can affect the future direction a country takes. There are likely better examples of how a book changed a countries direction ("Mao's Little Red Book", "Mein Kampf" maybe - never read either).

      A movie might have a significant well. For instance I think Moore's latest propagada film swayed a lot of voters to change their vote.

    18. Re:Are you Serious by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Listen to this man, if anyone knows gay porn and its conventions, it's him.

    19. Re:Are you Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did some one get some great epiphany from watching the LoTR?

      The grandparent was made by someone who calls him/herself "mordors9", oh the irony. :)

    20. Re:Are you Serious by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, nothing wrong with tastefully dressed women and men handing out awards. Serious can be fun too, that mess on Spike last night was not very fun and definitely couldn't be taken seriously. Heck, I could take the XFL more seriously than last night's show. Even with setbacks like that, I think that within ten years or so, video games will be recognized as a legitimate art form by the general public. Remember, "talkies" were just a novelty a long time ago.

    21. Re:Are you Serious by northcat · · Score: 1

      The parent post has a valid point. Who modded it funny? Did the mods really think that the idea of games being not as serious as movies was so absurd that anyone saying that had to be sarcastic?

      Slashdot is either modded by monkeys or media-stereotype-nerds who have no life, fantasise about games and speak klingon. I really hope it's the former.

    22. Re:Are you Serious by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I specifically left out books for that reason. Books have changed/shaped people and governments alike. A book like "Diary of Anne Frank" has enlighten people, has informed people of something that save for the book would have been lost to history. Books are powerful because they don't need to be written by a great writer to be great, they don't need millions of dollars spent on them to become great, they don't need the glitz and glamour of an awards ceremony to reach people, a good book will be good on it's own.

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    23. Re:Are you Serious by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I might get a 'really' good hamburger one day.

      Great analogy. Your much better at summarizing your opinion than I am. My hats off to you sir. That was perfect and funny.

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    24. Re:Are you Serious by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      So... you agree that your parent post had no point?

      >These are video games.... you really think that this should be as serious as the Oscars.

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    25. Re:Are you Serious by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      Not at all. I think the presence of scantily clad women has little if anything to do with whether something is serious or not.

    26. Re:Are you Serious by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Clearly, scantily-clad women are second only to sticks in the "everything is better on a stick" worldview. Ie, "everything's better with scantily-clad women" or "everything's better when it's done with X-Treme misspellings". It doesn't have to have anything to do with X-Treme scantily-clad women on a stick to be made better by one of those things.

      Sometimes, I hate society.

    27. Re:Are you Serious by JamesTheBoilermaker · · Score: 1

      Song that changed peoples lives: Helter Skelter?

    28. Re:Are you Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Clearly, scantily-clad women are second only to sticks in the "everything is better on a stick"

      I think scantily-clad woman look better on MY stick.

      Thank you...thank you...

    29. Re:Are you Serious by megarich · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the woman. Even the oscars have scantily clad woman but they're mostly the celebrities up for the rewards. And since when is the oscars a "serious" reward show? Ok so it's more formal than the video game awards but you gotta wonder how much the oscar means now since most nominees anyways are "blockbuster" movies and now they seem to be a million and one other movie award shows out there.

      This all reminds me ofthe classic simpsons episode where homer wins a grammy. "oooo its only a grammy!"

    30. Re:Are you Serious by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      In that case, what is there about movies that makes them inherently more serious than games (which take as long to make as, have similar budgets as, make more money than, and can have plots/characters/visuals at least as good as movies)?

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    31. Re:Are you Serious by quarmar · · Score: 1

      "Did Titanic really change any ones lives?"

      I cried tears of joy when Leonardo sank into the icy depths. My girlfriend thought that meant I was sensitive and that I wasn't truly rotten to the core. Titanic changed my life!

    32. Re:Are you Serious by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      More people saw the various film adaptations of Anne Frank, or know of her via TV/movies than have read the book.

      My point was that a movie or even a game could have the same effect.

      Do a little googling to find out what happened to the Great White shark population after the movie Jaws came out, and then tell me movies don't affect people.

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    33. Re:Are you Serious by pknoll · · Score: 1
      Most of the best movies I've seen never won an Oscars, most of the best books I've read never won a pulitzer, most of my favorite TV shows don't win Emmys, and most video games I really like won't get 9 stars at EGM or win any votes. It's irrelevant.

      I have to agree with this; in fact, one of the books that I will say had the most influence on me was banned in many places. It was Dalton Trumbo's Johnny Got His Gun, and it dramatically changed the way I viewed human conflict, war, combat, and the military.

      These veiws changed again, though - right after my daughter joined the Marines.

      I don't think video games are capable of such powerful storytelling, or at the least, haven't been recognized as a medium for such. But they are a young medium, and the potential for interaction is much higher in such a medium than it is even in movies.

      Consider the evolution of storytelling; song and poetry, writing and books, radio, television and motion pictures. Perhaps the next step in this evolution can be video games or other computer-driven immersive interaction. We're not there yet, but again, video games (and computers themselves) are relatively new.

    34. Re:Are you Serious by nine-times · · Score: 1

      By that token, why are fiction books so serious? Did War and Peace really change anyones life? Did someone get a great epiphany reading To Kill a Mockingbird or A Farewell to Arms?

      You can tell a great story in any form, books, TV, movies, or in a video game. The truly great ones don't need an award.

      Most of the best movies I've seen never won an Oscars, most of the best books I've read never won a pulitzer, most of my favorite TV shows don't win Emmys, and most video games I really like won't get 9 stars at EGM or win any votes. It's irrelevant.


      I'll agree with that. In fact, if a book has won a Pulitzer or Nobel prize, or to a lesser extent, if a movie has won an Oscar, my "pretentious bullsh*t" radar goes up. Not necessarily that it IS pretentious bullsh*t, but I'm on the lookout.

      Plus, there may have been games that have changed my life. I'd have to think about that one, but I'm not prepared to rule it out without thinking on it. I'll definitely say that there are games that rise above being "merely entertainment" in the way that Jerry Bruckheimer films are "merely entertainment". Anyone actually play all the way through all the GTA3 games? I'm still working on San Andreas, but there's a decent story there, with some interesting twists, good action, and good voice-work. It's not quite art-house, but I would probably put them in roughly the same category as the Spiderman movies, which is to say they have qualities so as to be entertaining to someone looking merely to be entertained by a mindless explosion-fest, but there are plenty of more interesting things going on.

      Being popular doesnt mean being great, and take awards shows for what they are - popularity contest. At some point some group, large or small, votes on the winners using whatever arbitrary method they use. There are no metrics, nothing you can measure to say "this game is bigger/faster/better than that one".

      You know, I also think it's wrong to compare this to the Oscars. Not because video games are a lesser art medium than film, but because of whose backing the awards. Compare the SpikeTV video game award show to the MTV movie award show, and things make much more sense.

    35. Re:Are you Serious by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that movies games music etc can change lives. "They Dance Alone" by Sting was used in one of my criminology classes about human rights. And it really got a lot of us students thinking.
      What I wanted to say about books is that there is a plethora of great books and yet no yearly award ceremony that compares to the Oscars or the Grammies.
      IMHO there are more great books than great movies or games.

      By great I mean life or world changing. Not taht I'm knocking movies or pop culture. I watch more TV and play more games than I read books.

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    36. Re:Are you Serious by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      and i could name 100 times as many BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES that exploit females just as much. both genres have art and both genres have dreck. ther are games, like the final fantasy series, anything by blizzard, the civ series, and many others, that deserve to be treated with a lot MORE respect than, say, a crappy summer blockbuster like WILD WILD WEST 2.

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    37. Re:Are you Serious by XO · · Score: 1

      Scantily clad women have absolutely nothing to do with classic muscle cars, either.. but.. what do you see on the cover of every muscle car magazine in the world? Some chick with her tits bustin out her top, for the whole world to check out. They know damn well it ain't got nothin to do with the cars, and all it's doing is giving you something you care even MORE about looking at than tires... tits. (technology, tires, and titties.. the three things men love)

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    38. Re:Are you Serious by spiffy_dude · · Score: 1

      There is a clear difference between the level of impact of To Kill a Mockingbird and any game I can think of. I'm an avid gamer, but I don't play games to think deep thoughts or find new perspectives. They shouldn't be compared because while you may classify games as telling a story, that only begins to cover the role of many books. Books can be used as entertainment, but that is not their sole purpose.

    39. Re:Are you Serious by craw · · Score: 1

      True story. Two guys in my department dropped out of graduate school and joined the US Navy after seeing "Top Gun." One eventually became a pilot, while the other was rejected to flight school due to an old knee injury.

      Usually, a movie, book, or a video game won't have an significant effect on someone, but sometimes they do. Ask John Hinckley (the guy that shot Reagan) what he thinks about Jodie Foster in the "Taxi Driver."

    40. Re:Are you Serious by Catnapster · · Score: 1
      Christ, if the Spike TV's and Maxim's of the world would just curl up in to a little ball and die, we could hold American culture up with a little dignity.
      Frankly I think Maxim, Playboy, and all the rest of them can go to hell. They are just another example of the bullshit capitalism that infests my country. Capitalism at its core is fine, but what we have here in the States is just obnoxious. Look at Maxim and Playboy - supposedly they're selling sex, but they're doing it in a grotesquely half-assed way. Someday we're going to be seeing Playboy photos in a museum because they're not pornographic enough to actually be porn.

      In my opinion, hardcore pornography is one of the purest forms of capitalism. It exists outside of social mores, so everyone cuts the bullshit. You buy a porno DVD, you get porno. Sure, it might be stylized, acted porno, but there's no kidding anyone about it. You buy Maxim, you get women lying around suggestively, in suggestive clothing. It's like sex, only it's not.

      American culture needs to cut the bullshit and be honest. Look at Britney Spears. Who the fuck does she think she's kidding? I say she should drop the musician facade and call up Ron Jeremy's agent before she gets old and loses the jailbait appeal.
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    41. Re:Are you Serious by fupeg · · Score: 1

      You are right that movies, tv shows, music, games are all forms of entertainment. However, some of these things can go beyond that and be considered art. There are movies that have been around for decades and people still watch them, talk about them, get inspired by them, cry about them, etc. There are also songs that stand the test of time. Maybe you refute the very concept of art, but at the very least, there are movies and music that define a culture. And then there are movies and music that do not do this, are merely entertainment, and are quickly forgotten. It is this distinction that the Oscars (for example) try to award. Just being good entertainment is a reward to itself, since it should translate into $$$.

    42. Re:Are you Serious by FinalCut · · Score: 1

      No, not all movies are more serious than games - however, some Movies have had a much more powerful impact on me than any game ever has - that being NO game has ever had an emotional impact on me.

      For instance I consider the following movies to be quite powerful:
      Schindlers List
      Saving Private Ryan
      Higher Learning

      I saw each at different times in my life and each had a very different impact. All three, however, were far more srious than any Game I have ever come across.

      If you are unaware what these movies are about; here is a very, very brief synopsis:

      Schindlers List is about a Mans exceptionally brave effort to aid Jews during WW2

      Saving Private Ryan is about a small group of WW2 soldiers efforts to reach a comrade whose brothers had all died in combat

      Higher Learning deals with racial tensions at a major university looking at the situation from mostly a black perspective but also touches on the viewpoint of a lonely, misfit white guy.

      As a veteran who has spent a small amount of time in a combat zone Saving Private Ryan was particularly poignagnt (especailly as my Older brother was also in the combat zone with me). It also opened an entirely new communcation channel between myself and my father (a Vietnam vet). I don't imagine any game will ever be able to match that type of emotional impact on my life.

      So, some people might not consider movies more serious than games - but I do.

  16. Was it just me... by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...or did it seem like every other nominee was an EA game? I swear, EA had at least two games in almost every category, and the ones it was in, it tended to win.

    I found it annoying, like an even worse interpretation of an awards show than MTV's typical fare.

    1. Re:Was it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple. EA is the largest game publisher on the planet. It stands to reason then that many of the games would be from EA.

    2. Re:Was it just me... by legirons · · Score: 2, Funny

      "did it seem like every other nominee was an EA game? I swear, EA had at least two games in almost every category, and the ones it was in, it tended to win"

      They must have been working overtime on it...

  17. Not academy equivalent by Mage+Inq. · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't give SpikeTV Video Game Awards much creedance. It's like taking Blockbuster Awards too seriously. The audience for SpikeTV is hardly academically minded, so the show caters to its audience. No surprise there. TV is a vast wasteland anyway.

    1. Re:Not academy equivalent by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      I have absolutely no idea what SpikeTV is.

      But with "Most Addictive Game Fueled by Mountain Dew", that sounds EXTREME TO THE MAX!

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    2. Re:Not academy equivalent by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It used to be TNN (the nashville network) but then Viacom (or was it Time-Warner) bought it and made it the network for frat boys.

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    3. Re:Not academy equivalent by LilMikey · · Score: 1

      Hey, damnit! It doesn't get much more high-brow than MXC!

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  18. Wow. Slow News Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming up next... ...an editorial on what's wrong with the MTV Classical Music Awards Show.

  19. Why didn't you to the 2003 VGA's with... by DigitalTechnic · · Score: 0

    this review. It seemed like you thought the VGA's was something new.

  20. Nice review! by derxob · · Score: 1

    I didn't get to see the aware show itself, but I was fortunate enough to see previews of it on commericals, and boy can I say I'm glad I didn't see it. From what I saw, it looked more like an ad campaign then anything else.

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  21. Developers and games. by achacha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Name two developers that wrote/designed/coded the game you really like... can't think of any, but most people can rattle off B-actor/actress names. Our society is very much about visual appeal and instant gratification, the people behind the schenes are often forgotten and ignored.

    1. Re:Developers and games. by BoRictor · · Score: 1

      Most games have such big dev teams that you can't just name 1 or 2 of them (with the obvious big name exceptions). More important than the developers of the games are the game development houses. If it isn't fun then who cares who wrote it. In all my years of gaming I've never picked up a title and said "Gee, I wonder if so-and-so wrote this. His previous game was awesome." I base my decisions partly on the company that wrote the game. Of course there are exceptions to that as well (such as the entire dev team leaving and forming a new company or being replaced, etc, etc) but for the most part if a solid company puts forth a title I would be more inclined to look at it.

    2. Re:Developers and games. by Kirby-meister · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That analogy is pretty off.

      The developers who code the games are like the production crew of a movie. Those who worked on sound, camera work, and the locale. I doubt the majority of movie-goers don't care about them.

      The closest thing to a movie actor analog in the videogame world is probably the main character of a game. And a lot of gamers can easily rattle off many video game leads and memorable characters.

    3. Re:Developers and games. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Name two developers that wrote/designed/coded the game you really like...

      Feargus Urquhart, the man with the funny name of (the late and lamented) Black Isle Studio, and Fallout fame.

      Ummm... Mike Stephenson, one of many from the NetHack DevTeam.

      Mind you, those are the ONLY two I can name without searching Google. Of course, one of the things a well done awards show might do is shine a little more light on some of the developers....

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    4. Re:Developers and games. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head: Michel Ancel (Beyond Good And Evil) and Shigeru Miyamoto (Zelda/Mario).

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    5. Re:Developers and games. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point, everyone knows lara croft, pacman, duke nuken, or mario

      and how many poeple even read the credits at a movie, the only time people stick around at all is when they put in those bloopers or stuff, and even then people still aren't reading the credits of the people that invested all that time making it

    6. Re:Developers and games. by macrom · · Score: 1

      Do you ever recognize the people that win Oscars for Best Art Direction? Best Cinematography? Best Set Direction? Best Original Score? Best Documentary?

      Sure, some of us might recognize a name or two, but the vast majority of viewers know few names outside of the Best Act* categories. Does that mean that those relatively unknowns don't get honored in a formal and prestigious ceremony in front of their peers? Of course not, so why should the interactive entertainment industry be any different?

    7. Re:Developers and games. by antoy · · Score: 1

      Sid Meier, Peter Molyneux, Gabe Newell, Ron Gilbert. Off the top of my head. And I'm not much of a gamer either.

      But I agree with your point. Still, you're comparing apples and oranges. Sure, most people don't know the developers, but Gordon Freeman is instantly recognizable by pretty much any gamer. Not bad for a character who hasn't spoken a word. And Lara Croft too, even if I've never liked the games for some reason (except maybe the second one).

    8. Re:Developers and games. by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      I can rattle off the names of a number of designers... does that count?

      Shigero Miyamoto - Too many
      John Carmack - Too many
      Peter Molyneux - Populus / Dungeon Keeper
      Sid Meier - Pirates!
      John Romero - Lots of stuff pre-Daikatana
      etc., etc.

      There was actually a period where designers had celebrity. Daikatana kinda killed it.

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    9. Re:Developers and games. by reverseengineer · · Score: 1
      I tuned in and out of this show last night (Spike wore me down with a flood of advertising during their CSI reruns), and one of the things that struck me is that they gave away half of their really important awards in that part of the show where they mention a dozen winners without bothering with nominees or anything so as to keep the show moving along. Now, most awards shows do that with some of the more obscure technical achievement awards. The Spike VGAs did this for "Developer of the Year." That'd be like the Grammys just mentioning who won Album of the Year with no fanfare, no, "And the nominees are..." some time in the middle of the broadcast. From what I saw, the giving out of awards with the usual business of mentioning nominees and having the winner come up on stage and thank everyone, were almost totally limited to awards where people who are already celebrities could win.

      Now, I understand that Samuel L. Jackson is going to be a bit more telegenic onstage than J. Random Programmer, who just spent 70+ hours a week in a darkened room coding a game and whose social skills may have atrophied somewhat, and I also welcome giving recognition to actors, famous or not, who provide voice/mo-cap talents to a video game and bring characters to life. However, I think this awards show did a remarkably poor job of honoring the people who actually make video games possible. There just wasn't an examination of what video games are about on either a technical or creative level, so awards just stuck to easy, obvious categories borrowed from other awards shows. Not that I was expecting too much- after all, awards shows generally are a pretense to packing a bunch of attractive celebrities in a room, playing some music, and scheduling wild after-parties. The only sin committed this time was having the rap concert/photo op pose as something geeks might be interested in watching. I also wasn't expecting too much because original programming on Spike TV can generally be assumed to be garbage.

      And in reply to another post: Yeah, what exactly is the deal with Corporate Shill Snoop? Am I the only one who remembers when he cut rhymes about doing drugs and gunning people down in the street? Am I the only one who remembers when he stood trial for murder? I can deal with him mellowing out, but AOL commercials? Hosting awards shows? Ugh.

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    10. Re:Developers and games. by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      Easy. John Carmack, Feargus Urqhart, Peter Molyneux, Will Wright, Richard Garriott, Hideo Kojima ... just off the top of my head. Yes, I can name more actors, but not B-movie ones.

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    11. Re:Developers and games. by Lord+Apolon · · Score: 1

      Who hasn't heard of Shigeru Miyamoto? Sid Meier? I can think of a number of others, as well. SOME developers are famous.

    12. Re:Developers and games. by mushroom+blue · · Score: 1

      I could start with Kevin Cloud and Christian Antkow. did real great work in Doom3.

      or I could say Shigeru Miyamoto, who would be the Speilberg of videogames. there are many famous designers; Hideo Kojima of Metal Gear/Snatcher fame, Hironobu Sakaguchi of Final Fantasy, Yu Suzuki of Shenmue/Virtua Fighter.

      not enough? well, then would art directors work? cos I'm a huge fun of what Yoshitaka Amano and Tetsuya Nomura have done in Final Fantasy. or even Jim Lee's work in Blackthorne.

      maybe we should go with musicians? after all, these would be like the Danny Elfmans of their field. we have Yuzo Koshiro, who was amazingly good in both ActRaiser games, not to mention how great he was in the Streets of Rage trilogy. or Nobuo Uematsu, who did most of the early Final Fantasy scores (up to about FF8). or even Tommy Tallerico, who helped score Metroid Prime, Cool Spot, Earthworm Jim, or Aladdin for the Genesis. Ever heard about how Yasunori Mitsuda had a mid-life crisis in the middle of scoring Chrono Trigger, and others like Uematsu had to take over? naw. why would you?

      hrm. I guess I left out some coders. I guess I could give Tim Sweeney, Gabe Newell, John Carmack, Brian Hook, American McGee... the list goes on and on.

      I suppose it's who you're asking. I could list as many game programmers/writers/coders/designers as I could actors/directors/producers.

      Those of us who are fans of the medium would know these things.

    13. Re:Developers and games. by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Who hasn't heard of Shigeru Miyamoto? Sid Meier?

      Virtually everybody.

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  22. Woah, wait. by Sagara+Sozou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember, Spike is the first network for men, NOT the first network for nerds. I feel that Spike is trying to make the awards for those average Joes who like to play GTA and such, and don't have the time for in depth analysis of certain points of games. We're only part of the market guys, we shouldn't be selfish and count out the rest of the world. What may be a train wreck for us, may be a good time for others.

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    1. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, just like 'happy, clappy time' may be a train wreck for us, but a good time for retards.

    2. Re:Woah, wait. by Belsical · · Score: 1

      All mainstream media have different demographics and have to make these decisions. However, when it comes to deciding how to honor people in their industry, the others respect themselves. Even the porn industry dresses up and takes themselves seriously for awards. The other industries say, "yes, we realize most of the people who watch our stuff are morons, but have a look at what really goes into it and how we dedicate our lives to it." The awards are for the creators, not for the fans; they're there to be honored by their peers...having fans there is just a bonus. I couldn't care less how they do it while I'm a fan, but if I were in the industry I'd be quite insulted.

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    3. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would an average Joe playing GTA *WANT* an award ceremony for games? I imagine the sort of demographic you're thinking of would see the show, immediately think "what the hell is this nerdy crap--video game awards?!" and either watch something something else or just switch on the PS2 and play GTA some more. Anyone nerdy enough to take video games as seriously as movies and believe they merit an awards ceremony (I'm not sure I even fall into that category) isn't likely to be within that demographic. Besides, I suspect that there are far more nerds in this country than there are Spike TV viewers.

    4. Re:Woah, wait. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. Trashing the awards are akin to taking away the jar of paint from "special fred" on paint day.

      Although, quite frankly, a room of retarded people painting is infinitely more productive than the two hour commercial that this was ( I watched a few minutes here and there so I could safely trash it later ).

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    5. Re:Woah, wait. by tcdk · · Score: 1

      In the same way that nobody, who is really interested in music (say, enough to be able to play an instrument) would watch the MTV music award show(s).

      It's simply that the mass marked is that much bigger.. a.k.a. better paying ads.

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    6. Re:Woah, wait. by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And this is MY biggest complaint. Spike TV is NOT A NETWORK FOR MEN. I'm sorry but real men (not adult males) don't spend all their time looking at scantaly clad women and big trucks and stuff like that. I HATE that image. It is terribly demeaming. You think the images of women on TV are bad? What about men? 9 out of 10 times on sitcoms they are portrayed as sex crazed idiots (and you're starting to see that in dramas too). Not all shows are like that, but they seem to be more and more common. Where are the "Father Knows Best" and "Andy Griffith" shows now?

      Spike TV is not the first network for men. It's the first network for horny adolecents who what to THINK they are adults and dumber adult males. The only reason I've ever watched Spike TV has been MacGyver or a Star Trek. But their origional content, and their ads (first time I ever saw "male enhancement" ads other than SPAM was on Spike) are just demeaning to any guy with a brain.

      I HATE them. Real men wouldn't find that kind of crud entertaining. If you don't agree with me, I guess that means that I have a much higher standard for "man" than you, for better or worse. Sorry for the rant.

      PS: For more on TV making men look terrible, read "The War Against Boys", which talks about that issue and many more. Facinating book.

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    7. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      real men (not adult males) don't spend all their time looking at scantaly clad women

      Actually I spend some of my time looking at girls with tight clothes too.

      Seriously though, mod this guy up. I'm sick of seeing men always portrayed as the idiots and the woman is always the smart savior. The "tough girl" idea was interesting about 15 years ago but has become a stereotype now and male bashing has become the new media bigotry.

    8. Re:Woah, wait. by turbosk · · Score: 1

      Woah, wait. Woah, wait.

      "they're there to be honored by their peers"

      i dunno if that was on purpose or not, but you just did one of the most amazing things i've ever seen on /. with the correct usage of ALL THREE homonyms in one sentence.

      kudos,
      my hat is off to you, sir :)

    9. Re:Woah, wait. by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > Where are the "Father Knows Best" and "Andy Griffith" shows now?

      Speaking as a man, why on earth do I want to be portrayed as some bland milquetoast fuddy-duddy? Personally, I liked Seinfeld. Everyone on that show was a loser and they made no bones about it. It was almost an existentialist thing, an exploration of absurdity. What else could you expect from a show about nothing?

      Shows that cater to reasonably intelligent people show, not surprisingly, intelligent people. Take CSI: although I can't let a show go by without SOME remark about the ridiculous hollywood technology, the characters are all intelligent individuals with complex personalities and motivations.

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    10. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is terribly demeaming.

      Word up, man. I know exactly what you meam.

      Now excuse me while I go drive my truck over some scantily clad women.

    11. Re:Woah, wait. by superstick58 · · Score: 1
      What the hell? Gosh golly gee a comeback of Andy Griffith type characters will be swell! Why can't a man enjoy a good brew, page through the latest playboy, watch ESPN, and revel in a violent action scene?

      Maybe because I enjoy these things I am less "refined" or "cultured" than you. I guess I'm not a "real" man because I enjoy some simpler, purely superficial entertainment.

      I refuse to deny my manlihood and the basic desires that are associated with being a man. There is plenty of opportunity to expose myself to all the other "wholesome" entertainment venues out there. You're standard isn't "higher" its judgemental and based outside reality.

    12. Re:Woah, wait. by XO · · Score: 1

      See my previous posted labeled "technology, tires, and titties."

      MacGyver and Star Trek: technology, technology, technology.
      Apparently you don't watch CNN much, because CNN is just absolutely FULL of "male enhancement" ads and has been for years before Spike ever existed.

      Maybe if 9-out-of-10 times they are portrayed as sex-crazed idiots.. hmm.. looko around you. find a random sampling of 100 adult males.. tell me that 90 of them -aren't- sex-crazed idiots.. if you succeed in doing that, try with 1000 vs 900. I'm sure the more people you interview the worse it gets, not the better.

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    13. Re:Woah, wait. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Take CSI: although I can't let a show go by without SOME remark about the ridiculous hollywood technology, the characters are all intelligent individuals with complex personalities and motivations.

      Just an aside: In every episode I have seen (though I am not an obsessive watcher) the technology on CSI is real-world, not Hollywood. The application in the show may at times be unrealistic, and some stuff may be done solely because it looks cool, but it is not made-up technology.

      In any case, I agree with your assessment of the characters; the writing for CSI is excellent.

      Okay, this is off-topic; my apologies.

    14. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the older I get the more I want 'adult' themed games. I don't want sex, violence or language cut out. I can handle it (or maybe not).

    15. Re:Woah, wait. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      And who are you to define what a real man is?

      I say a real man is someone who figures out for himself what a real man is, and then follows that.

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    16. Re:Woah, wait. by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      http://www.mediaed.org/videos/MediaGenderAndDivers ity/ToughGuise

      Tough Guise is also a very good film about the crisis of masculinity and male role models.

    17. Re:Woah, wait. by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      The point the Parent was trying to make is that these events Promote these ideals in yound men. It tells them that women are second class citizens, and it's OK for and normal for men to see them as nothing less than an outlet for their sexual desires. It supports the notion of man as the verile powerful figure who is always looking to assert his dominance. As long as scham programming like that of Spike TV exists, more and more young men will continue to regard this as the norm.

    18. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSI is crap. You have some guy who does everything from the forensic pathology to the final arrest scene with his gun drawn. To top it off he can tell you every little fact and piece of philosophy ever known. Perhaps the science is real, but the characters are as overblown and as full of shit as possible.

    19. Re:Woah, wait. by detlev409 · · Score: 1

      I second thee, good sir.

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    20. Re:Woah, wait. by lrucker · · Score: 1
      MacGyver, CSI, Highlander, Star Trek: yeah, it's the network for men all right - the network for looking at men.

      (Need I mention I'm a straight female?)

    21. Re:Woah, wait. by XO · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that a TV channel dedicated to weiners, and other female interests would attract just as many women as SpikeTV attracts men..

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    22. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvisouly written by a woman. Hooray for boobies!!

    23. Re:Woah, wait. by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      Well said. I'm surprised that you haven't been modded into oblivion for saying it.

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    24. Re:Woah, wait. by Insanity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To merely say that sitcoms show men as sex-crazed idiots is understating the severity of the problem. Far worse, sitcom men are ineffectual, incompetent, and willing to endlessly abase themselves in pursuit of sex.

      It may have been funny at some point, but the prevalance of these roles has reshaped the definition of man from a competent and capable individual to a blithering buffoon who, despite his deficiencies, manages to fuck scores of vapid women. He has the intellectual and emotional maturity of a teenager. He is considered successful if, in addition to women, he has pointless material things of status.

      Truly, this is what we should all strive to emulate.

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    25. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't agreeing with you mean that the agreer then becomes "Unmannified"? Way to ruin it for everyone. Now that you've said it, you're the only one who can become man by figuring it out for himself.

    26. Re:Woah, wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spike isn't even really a network for men. It's a network for a pop culture's stereotype of men. How can Spike show something as misandrist, as hateful toward men as Stripperella, and call itself the First Network for Men?

  23. Think Grammies, not Oscars... by meganthom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the problem here was that you were hoping for an Oscars-type awards show, when the previews clearly indicated it would be more on the level of Grammies/People's Choice. I like the idea of a games award show, too, but realistically, anything the televise (especially on the so-called "television for men" channel) is going to go after the teeny-boppers and dolts. They have money, and it's easy to entertain and please them.

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  24. 2 hours long was 45 minutes too long. by KajiCo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably the worst awards show ever. What was up with all the celebrities accepting the awards for the developers? Can't there be a decent award show without hollywood getting their dirty hands in it?

    1. Re:2 hours long was 45 minutes too long. by AndyL · · Score: 1

      This didn't even start as a decent awards show because it was put together by a cable network for the sole purpose of being an advertising laden extravaganza.

      The reason people give some sort of credence to the Oscars is because they are for and by the film industry. They were giving out Oscars before the average member of the public knew what an Oscar was.

      If we want a real TV awards show for video games we need one that comes from the industry itself and is then televised by some network.

      If we have to have a TV award show for video games, then I'd want them to simply televise this : The IGDA's "Game Developer's Choice Awards"

  25. Award Shows Aren't Needed by sc0ttyb · · Score: 1

    Last I checked, videogaming was a $12 billion industry. I don't think we really _need_ an award show to "help bolster the cause".

    I'd prefer to get my reviews and awards from review sites and personal testimonials rather than some thug mumbling incoherent words while "fly bitches" gyrate their asses across a stage. I just play games, thanks. If I want that crap I can watch MTV.

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  26. Re:EROTOTOXINS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://commerce.senate.gov/hearings/testimony.cfm? id=1343&wit_id=3910

  27. 2 things. by Too+Many+Secrets · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. It was on Spike. Not NBC. Not Fox. Not even the game show network. They have no advertisers, so they have to advertise during the show. (Watch the commercials sometime, most of the commercials they show are for their OWN SHOWS).

    2. What's the problem with rap? Video games feature prominently in the mainstream african american community, while in the white community they are still by and large considered "childish" or "geeky". Know your audience my friend, that's what it is all about. You do know that Snoop is putting out a GTA type game right?

    Sheesh, geeks are so out of touch sometimes.

    1. Re:2 things. by VilePSU2 · · Score: 1

      How is it that you call "Black" people African-American but you call European-Americans or Caucasians "White"? You're a racist and you disgust me. I will NOT be identified as a color.

    2. Re:2 things. by nosredna · · Score: 1

      ob-stereotyping: BUT WHY MARKET TO PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST GONNA STEAL THE GAMES ANYWAY?!?!?!? Hey, don't ride my ass. Somebody was gonna say it, and it might as well be somebody who isn't serious

    3. Re:2 things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for equal rights!

    4. Re:2 things. by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      Know your audience...

      Hate to break it to you, but the primary audience for rap is childish white kids.

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    5. Re:2 things. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Video games feature prominently in the mainstream african american community, while in the white community they are still by and large considered "childish" or "geeky". "

      I know many "white" guys who are totally into gaming and the gaming culture, besides I thought all "white" suburban teenage types were into gangsta rap...

    6. Re:2 things. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "How is it that you call "Black" people African-American but you call European-Americans or Caucasians "White"? You're a racist and you disgust me. I will NOT be identified as a color."

      Besides i'm more of a pinkish color anyway...

  28. Just as relevant here by Pluvius · · Score: 0, Redundant
  29. If Video Games Awards were like the Oscars... by fliptw · · Score: 0

    Nobody would watch it. It would be the like the Techinical Oscars. Games lack the celebrities talking heads the majority of people fawn over. In essence, such a show would be handing out awards to companies, and companies as a whole aren't pretty to look at, nor would be good things to fantasize about being.

    1. Re:If Video Games Awards were like the Oscars... by aronc · · Score: 1

      In essence, such a show would be handing out awards to companies

      To change that would be a large part of the point of a 'real' game award show. To transforms those who actually make the games people enjoy from faceless, nameless employees into real people with vision, talent, and tenacity who deserve a few moments in the spotlight.

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  30. Agreed by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    games will never be seen as equals to movies or television if they and the culture that surrounds them are represented the way they were last night.

    I agree completely, I saw it on the channel bar and eagerly switched over expecting some real information, reviews, demos etc. I watched for about 5 seconds before I went back to what I was watching before. What I saw was so rediculous that I specifically avoided that channel for the rest of the night so as not to incur any more brain damage.

    I am one 29 year old gamer of many in their 20s 30s and 40s who would request a bit more maturity and relevance.

    Targetting specific demographics just alienates everyone else. Note to the producers: Next time try focusing on the games.

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    1. Re:Agreed by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      I agree completely, I saw it on the channel bar and eagerly switched over expecting some real information, reviews, demos etc. I watched for about 5 seconds before I went back to what I was watching before. What I saw was so rediculous that I specifically avoided that channel for the rest of the night so as not to incur any more brain damage.

      I think they had the same show on last year, or perhaps the year before. I had heard about it, and I thought COOL! A video game awards show. Probably all the developer types and artists will be there. I'll tape it! Of course, I turned it on and Snoop dog, along with a bunch of strippers were on. Needless to say, I was disapointed. If I wanted snoop and strippers, I'd just go rent one of his porn movies.

      I am one 29 year old gamer of many in their 20s 30s and 40s who would request a bit more maturity and relevance.

      Same here, I think tuning in to see if a game you enjoy won would be more entertaining that a third rate strip tease.

      Targetting specific demographics just alienates everyone else. Note to the producers: Next time try focusing on the games.

      TV producers are clueless to what the 20 something male wants, that is why the number of male TV viewers in their 20's is dropping. The only things worth watching for me are the History Channel, some sporting events and the News Telecasts. Everything else is near worthless and at times insulting.

    2. Re:Agreed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 0
      I think the stigmata the gaming industry has will take a long time to shirk.
      Amen.
    3. Re:Agreed by Blacklantern · · Score: 1

      I'm 30 and I play too but, have you played online lately? Lots of 133t 13 year olds out there. I think that maybe this was the target audience (with there more of them than us playing video games). I don't think most 13yr olds are all that interested in the technological advancements achieved in the making of Doom 3. They actually may be more interested in half naked women and Mountain Dew.

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    4. Re:Agreed by kingrat · · Score: 1

      The first thing that tipped me off that this show would be a horrible mess is the time of year its on.

      11 days before Christmas.

      All one big commercial in my eyes. I'm in my 30's and was insulted just at the commercials hyping the show.

    5. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think the stigmata the gaming industry has will take a long time to shirk

      It's rough when you're bleeding from your hands and feet I tell ya. Perhaps the word you're looking for is "stigma".

    6. Re:Agreed by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "TV producers are clueless to what the 20 something male wants, that is why the number of male TV viewers in their 20's is dropping. The only things worth watching for me are the History Channel, some sporting events and the News Telecasts. Everything else is near worthless and at times insulting."

      Exactly, I would add to this that males in their early 30's hold this same view as well (um because im 32 :P)

  31. Get over yourself by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Noone in the world takes the "spike video game awards" seriously.

    I saw no boxes on the shelves at Best Buy proudly proclaiming "Winner of 18 spike video game awards".

    They have nothing to do with the industry. They're like the Blockbuster awards or the results of the Nickelodeon Kids election.

    You're frankly a moron for wasting the time watching, let alone writing about it.

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  32. Horrible by twocoasttb · · Score: 1

    I flipped by the show a couple of times and it truly looked like a big embarassment. I'd expect better from the channel that produces "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge". Actually, MXC is pretty funny. And my wife loves it, which is a complete surprise.

  33. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just need to drop it like it's hot!

  34. The path to true art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is lined with award shows.

    This is the lamest thing to make it to the main page in quite a few minutes. And that is saying something.

  35. Just wait by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    When something more complex than Pokemon runs the Pokemon marketing campaign:

    Video games / Toys / Movies / Cartoons / Cereal/ Toilet Paper / Flamethrower
    I currently have a badass MMOG FPS/RPG/RTS based on Transformers I'm trying to pitch to Hasbro, but their execs live in fortresses of solitude. The key to having a cultural phenomena isn't just sticking with one medium, but tagging the whole spectrum, and doing it well so you're not only selling a product, you're hyping your other products.

    1. Re:Just wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um you mean exactly like they did with Pokemon? Geez I can't imagine why Hasbro wouldn't be interested in talking to you. Moron.

  36. Culture by Manan+Shah · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In South Korea, video games are seen as an acceptable form of activity such as going to the movies, or hanging out with friends. Because of this, video games are much more ingrained in their culture, and you will find TV channels & televised tournaments for Starcraft and etc. You will often find a large group of friends playing together in one video game. It is seen a social activity where people meet at a central location and play games. In the US, there is a stigmata attached to playing video games. It is seen as something that either juveniles do, or something that people will 'no life' do. It is not seen as a very social thing where you and five of your friends head to some place to play games. Though that is slowly changing, games are simply not deep enough rooted as a form of entertainment for this attitude to take hold.

    1. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In South Korea, video games are seen as an acceptable form of activity

      Only for old people.

  37. Agreed by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I didn't catch the show, but from the previews leading up to, I could tell that it would be nothing near what it could be. I think the stigmata the gaming industry has will take a long time to shirk. Remember current developers are gen-Xers anyway. One of the reasons the gaming industry is so scrutinized is because of the reasons taughted in the article, the image thats portrayed of the average gamer. I don't really give a flamin fuck what game was most fueled by Mountain Dew. What the hell did they contribute anyway? Other than some cash to put on the event to get their spot. I think whomever put this event on, had the intent not to present the games and hardwork done in their proper context, but moreso to appeal to a genre of consumer.

    Quite frankly any awards show bores the hell out of me, but I would like to see the industry get the credit it deserves in some form other than a fat check or higher market share.

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  38. Redundant by allenw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given that this was on SpikeTV, this editorial isn't really necessary, is it? [Does anyone actually watch that channel on a regular basis?]

  39. What a dipshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that, for me, is the biggest complaint I have about the awards last night. The show showed absolutely no respect to the games themselves.

    Your biggest complaint was that they were having fun, and trying to be entertaining rather than providing you some sort of affirmation for basing your whole lifestyle around playing everquest?

    Most people, even those who play them a lot, don't take video games "seriously". What are people supposed to cry and shout lame political cliches like the Oscars?

    This zonk guy is a total douche.

    1. Re:What a dipshit by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      > What are people supposed to cry and shout lame political cliches like the Oscars?

      "I will not accept the 'Mountain Dew Most Extreme Radicalness With an Attitude In a Videogame' award until the oppressed peoples of Upper East Bangalushia are freed from the shackles of white, Western hegemony! Oppressed peoples of the world, throw off your shackles and press UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEF... MMFFT!" /tackled by security

  40. Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Spencerian · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not just that one show. Spike TV changed format about a year ago to male-oriented programming from its roots as The Nashville Network (TNN). TNN originally showed some country music-oriented programming, but became more mainstream in its latter years as it began to compete with TBS and other national entertainment channels.

    Apparently someone at Viacom (owners) got a bee in their ass that the Lifetime Oh-My-God-Judith-Light-Is-On-AGAIN Network and the Oxygen (deprivation) women's oriented networks needed some competition. I think, however, that like some women claim about us men, that the Viacom men were caught programming with the wrong head.

    Spike TV is a travesty of programming for men with moronic tastes, and I mean STOOOPID. They could not take the tack that the Fine Living Channel took, or even pair up with known good magazine formats and features such as that found in "Mens Health", "Esquire", "GQ" or even "Playboy" magazines, opting instead to rot our brains with tripe that makes "Maxim" and "Stuff" magazines seem like professional and academic thesis journals.

    WTF were they thinking? The only thing good on Spike are spoadic episodes of "Star Trek-TNG", but you have to dodge commercials of the recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows to watch it.

    Not even Comcast fucked up this big when they acquired TechTV, ripped a few vital organs from it for G4, then killed TTV. At least you can see a little TTV in the Frankensteinian G4.

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    1. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I guess Spike want to target boys who think that they are Men. Kids ages 14-20, where they are mature enough to find girls attractive but not enough to talk to them and they would be in trouble if caught watching porn.

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    2. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with everything you're saying EXCEPT:

      Without Spike, I wouldn't have be exposed to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

      I have NEVER laughed so hard.

      FWIW, Spike's doing good with the automotive shows they're producing. (Yes, I'm serious.)

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    3. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by entrager · · Score: 1
      you have to dodge commercials of the recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows
      I assume you're refering to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)... have you *watched* it? It's hysterical! One of the best shows on TV for sure. And unlike other popular programming on SpikeTV (and Fox), the jokes are a little more intelligent. Some of them require some geek knowledge to understand (think Futurama-style jokes).
    4. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by jaraxle · · Score: 1

      What MXC are you watching? I agree that it's a hilarious show, and love watching it, but the jokes are rather base and crass. Honestly, I never have to think when watching MXC to get any of the jokes... they all have to do with sexual connotations or the sexuality of Guy LaDouche.

      Nothing like Futurama at all, but it has its charm.

      ~jaraxle

    5. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by minerat · · Score: 1

      Right you are Ken. Mod Parent Up. MXC is hilarious, always good to tune into for a bit everynow and then. I know people who watch it regularly, but I just catch it when I happen to see it, and I never regret it.

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    6. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by etherlad · · Score: 1

      I agree about TNG.

      But hey, Spike shows CSI twice a day, back to back. So they do have their redeeming factor.

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    7. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by don_carnage · · Score: 1

      MXC -- excellent. Trucks! -- excellent. Joe Schmoe -- great parody of reality shows.

    8. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      Dude, get the f over yourself.

      Here is one day (Wednesday's) schedule from the Spike TV website :

      MacGyver
      Seven Days (??)
      Star Trek : DS9
      Star Trek : DS9
      Star Trek : TNG
      Star Trek : TNG
      MacGyver
      Real TV (aka whacky shit caught on tape)
      Real TV
      Maximum Exposure (??)
      World's Wildest Police Videos
      CSI x2
      MXC x4

      Now, none of this is going to win any "Fine Living Channel" awards or change the world, but aside from Real TV and the Police Video garbage, what's really so "STOOOOPID" about that lineup? The whole before noon schedule seems like a geek wet dream, between the classic "MacGyver" and Star Trek. Then you have "Real TV" and the Police Videos, both of which I'm guessing are just "Cops" under a different name -- not my cup of tea either, but obviously popular enough. Then you have CSI, which while not the most scientifically accurate show is certainly not "a travesty of programming for men with moronic tastes". And then you have MXC, which is like a poor man's "America's Funniest Home Videos," is it not? Watching people hurt themselves? Low-brow humor to be sure, but Jesus Christ man, lighten up.

      At the very most, you could say that 25% of that list is "moronic" or sophomoric or "Maxim-esque" or whatever derogatory term you want to use, the rest seems like pretty normal programming. I mean, I have some friends who are nerds, others who like sports, and then you have the frat boys. I'd say those are the major "guy" demographics, and they seem pretty evenly covered by SpikeTV, the self-professed "channel for guys." They may have missed the boat by not providing programming for arrogant cynics, but, c'est la vie, at least you have your "Fine Living Channel" and "GQ."

    9. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: Spike TV Maturity

      As most of what their audience are more of the--how should I say it?--drunken idiot fratguy brand of male, posting things both male and intelligent, like the content of Esquire or GQ, would open them up to the rampant drunken idiot fratguy "Caring about your appearance is either girly or gay, and being self-conscious is either girly or gay, and being intelligent is also, well, girly or gay." The drunken idiot fratguy psyche is oriented so that "raging libido" is the supreme male characteristic, and that it is the opposite of "intelligent" or "articulate."

      Re: Only Good Thing on Spike TV

      Oh, come now. There's also DS9 reruns.

    10. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would you mod anyone up for that? Perhaps down for being off-topic.

    11. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with Spike TV. I love trucks gone wild!

    12. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Spencerian · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think the age range is more 17-20...that shallow time in most men's life where tasting your own boogers gives way to...well, hell, just about anything OTHER than booger tasting.

      For geeks, this change might even include girls.

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    13. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest that you are just missing them then.

      Sorry, buddy, you just aren't as smart as you thought you were.

    14. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I quit watching Spike TV when they were running that Quizno's ad where the guy sucks a wolf's tit. I have no use for content from a company that would run that shit for money.

    15. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real TV is on Spike TV. That and the police videos shows are the only one's I watch. Neither of which are original content on SpikeTV.

      It would be interesting to see how many viewers tune in to original content on Spike TV versus viewers only watching shows that previously aired on different networks or switched over to Spike TV from another network(like Real TV).

    16. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Maximum Exposure is a fun show to watch too. They point out how utterly stupid people are, how awesome nature is, and they've got the relation that stupidity is proportional to the size of one's mullet.

      All of the episodes are like the Real TV thing: home video/news video/police video/etc. Except Maximum Exposure adds commentary to make what you are watching more entertaining than Real TV (which is too boring to even accidentally land on while flipping channels).

    17. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by superstick58 · · Score: 1
      Spike TV isn't programmed for "refined" entertainment. HOLY SHIT!! WHAT A REVELATION! What's so bad with basic superficial humor and entertainment. Why am I automatically considered dumb because I enjoy laughing at absurd and goofy situations or get exited at wild action or accept my manly desire to see beautiful women?

      Open up your mind a little bit. Just because it's stupid humor or gratuitous violence and sex doesn't mean you are less of a person for enjoying it. Enjoy it for what it is and change to the another channel when you want more thought provoking programming.

    18. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by XO · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree there too, but the parent to your post was trash talking that show.. Isn't that just the most hilarious? especially when you're a little buzzed ,at the bar?

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    19. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think, however, that like some women claim about us men, that the Viacom men were caught programming with the wrong head.



      Actually... Most of the executives at Spike are women, funny enough. I worked on an animated pilot for them. Miserable experience, but kind of funny in hindsight... Being a 27 year old male getting notes from 40+ year old women telling me what 25-35 year old men want to see.

    20. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      • MacGyver
        Yay. A childrens show. Knightrider without the car.
      • Seven Days (??)
        Never seen it.
      • Star Trek (DS9 and TNG):
        At least someone is showing them. Too bad the time compression they use sucks so bad.
      • Real TV (aka whacky shit caught on tape)
        Oh, yes. Quality programming. Nothing says "men" like watching people have accidents on video tape.
      • Maximum Exposure (??)
        Your guess is as good as mine.
      • World's Wildest Police Videos
        Yay. Even more assanine videos of people doing stupid shit.
      • CSI x2
        I liked it better when it was called Law And Order
      • MXC x4
        Probably the stupidest show on TV. About as funny as watching people stuff nails into their eyes.
      So, they're not looking to good, and that's with their lineup of repeats and other people's work! What about their original programming? Those stupid "We're rebuilding this here truck with parts from these paid sponcers" shows? The new (and short lived) Ren and Stimpy? Striperella?

      Garbage. All garbage. The original poster is correct. Spike TV is for juveniles who think they've grown up. Even the original The Man Show was more mature than Spike TV.

      I don't ask for high art from TV. All I ask is for TV that doesn't require that I shut my brain down in order to watch.

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    21. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      Being a 27 year old male getting notes from 40+ year old women telling me what 25-35 year old men want to see.

      For what it's worth, there's always the outside chance she's banged enough guys aged 25-35 that it's considered an adequate sample of the demographic.

      :P

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    22. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by cqnn · · Score: 1

      MacGyver
      Yay. A childrens show. Knightrider without the car.

      Actually, I'd say it was much better than that.
      MacGyver at least tried to make the characters
      more interesting than the vehicles.

      Seven Days (??)
      Never seen it.

      Think MacGyver with a Time Machine.
      The catch (show gimmick) is that the hero can
      only go back that far (7 days) to prevent
      some disaster or other bad thing from happening.

      IIRC, it was actually fairly good in the first season.

    23. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by RoofPig · · Score: 1

      Please cite examples of possibly missed subtle smart jokes because I have to agree with that other guy. The jokes weren't funny and neither was the dubbing no matter how many levels of irony you apply to it. Of course I only watched it a few times, but it did seem like it would be a better show had I muted it.

    24. Re:Spike TV as a whole is moronic. by parliboy · · Score: 1
      The only thing good on Spike are spoadic episodes of "Star Trek-TNG", but you have to dodge commercials of the recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows to watch it.

      Now that's not fair. The unemployed techie audience here is big enough that you should know by now that there's four hours of Star Trek every weekday. Geez, where the heck are you during the day, working or something?

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  41. Nobody cares by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

    about awarding quality, it's just WWF wrapped up in something else, re-packaged for dumb teenage brats.

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  42. I saw no reason to watch... by scotay · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...without any hope ODB might bum rush the podium and take the Gamey from the Half-life 2 team while drunkenly proclaiming Wu-tang had the engine with the best dynamic lighting and physics.

    1. Re:I saw no reason to watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh... ODB's D.O.A.

    2. Re:I saw no reason to watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't ODB dead?

    3. Re:I saw no reason to watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, hence the grandparent lamented the lack of hope. No hope existed because Ol' Dirty is at present quite dead. Grandparent however fails to account for the slight possibility of the resurrection of ODB, who after all was also Big Baby Jesus.

    4. Re:I saw no reason to watch... by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      Hey, you shouldn't joke about ODB, man. Wu Tang clan, I hear, ain't nothing to fuck with.

  43. Games shouldn't = Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want a game to be seen as equal to a movie, then perhaps you ought to make a movie instead...

    That's MY problem with the game industry. Stop the hollywood in the game and focus ON the game damnit!

  44. Incorrect assumptions. by Telastyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 'editorial' assumes 2 things which are largely incorrect.

    Firstly, that we actually respect the Oscars, and that they themselves aren't completely shallow renderings of that industry. Awards shows aren't respected anymore. They've become popularity contests at best, and an annual soap opera at worst.

    Secondly, that Spike was actually targetting the gamer culture, which they weren't. Remember that the most played game of all time is Windows solitare. Deer hunter, myst, and roller coaster tycoon are among the top selling pc games of all time.

    1. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Remember that the most played game of all time is Windows solitare. Deer hunter, myst, and roller coaster tycoon are among the top selling pc games of all time.

      Do you think any of those players want to see an awards ceremony about games? Basically, Spike TV was targetting people who don't care about games but care about games award ceremonies.

    2. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Deer hunter, myst, and roller coaster tycoon are among the top selling pc games of all time.

      I have composed a Linking Book to an Age of blue static and plan to imprison you within its pages. Perhaps you can use your time there to reconsider mentioning Myst and Deer Hunter in the same breath.
      -Atrus

    3. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      I personally don't respect the Oscars(tm). Most movies that win are probably bad. I don't care how many people saw Titanic. I am "boycotting" it until I see every other movie made. I only care what I think and not what a random bunch of other people think. Now people in general might but it has also been around since '29. VG's that might win awards like these have only been around 5 years. In 80 years maybe people will respect games more than movies when they figure out they are all repeats. Of course I watch the movies anyways but with the magic of premium. I also don't spend money on VG's SO I don't respect either awards.

      P.S. You must put the "tm" in there or the Academy will hunt you down for diluting their trademark.

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    4. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by euxneks · · Score: 1

      DON'T SEE TITANIC!!! It is a _VERY_ bad movie.

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    5. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      I don't think it had anything to do with games. The games were just a hook to snag a few more viewers with.

      That was a show devoted to half-naked women, hip-hop, and corporate sponsors. More than likely, if you weren't already watching Spike TV, there's nothing there to make you change the channel.

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    6. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by Jason+Ford · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obligatory Simpsons quote:

      (On the subject of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence)

      Lisa: "This show is the biggest farce i ever saw"
      Bart: "What about the Emmys?"
      Lisa: "I stand corrected"

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    7. Re:Incorrect assumptions. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I don't care how many people saw Titanic. I am "boycotting" it until I see every other movie made. I only care what I think and not what a random bunch of other people think.

      That reminds me of how my roommate at the time felt about Titanic. He didn't see it, he didn't want to see it. The only reason he had for disliking it was that other people liked it.

  45. Sellout by dr7greenthumb · · Score: 1

    He was just "keeping it real" in the offtime between his AOL and T-Mobile commercials.

  46. Been there... by kanotspell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I accidently got into last years awards as a seat filler and was not all that impressed. The whole show was just a marketing circle jerk for some game companies and SpikeTV. Every table had a rep from the game company, a big name celeb, and a spiketv celeb. At my table Ray Liotta was extremely adgitated to be there, John Henson was nervously studdying his lines, the rep for GTA was on the phone with his family the whole time, and sadly Jenna Jameson never sat in here assigned seat next to me.

  47. Having worked in the Record industry... by noblesse+oblige · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I was lucky enough to have worked in a startup record company headed by one of the major players in the Emmy awards. I remember one company meeting where the twenty five year old CEO of the company announced some good news... (I paraphrase)
    ...and three of our bands have made it. We feel pretty good that they were accepted even before we started working on the awards promoters
    Wow, the behind the scenes politics were a real revelation about awards shows. Now, more cynical and jaded I watch them as contests of politics among some of the shmooziest that the good ol' USA has to offer. Its a contest of promoters and record companies. This could be, as Zonk points out, a real ticket to the mainstream zone. But as for myself, I echo the comments of a member of the Who during an MTV music awards 'Rock and Roll has really grown up. Here we are in tuxedos and ties. What a bummer'.
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  48. Re:They're only video games! (NO THEY ARE NOT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are video games that people play for fun. It's not a symphany orchestra, it's not a blockbuster movie
    Why do people go to the orchestra or movies if not for fun? Video Games are a new medium in which to convey ideas and allow people to actually participate. While I feel it is too early in the medium for it to be pure art, it certainly is on par with an symphony or a movie. As video games progress, people will be able to make more choices that change the output of the game. This will allow for more social commentary as the choices made in game affect the world that surrounds you. People will be truly immersed in the art that others create and the meaning of the art will be easier to understand. Video games are art. They are others ideas expressed across a medium to the masses. While they are inherently different from a painting or a symphony they are still important parts of our time.

  49. Here's an answer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They are appealing to their audience -- 15-22 year old males who live in the parents' basement. It's not a slam, it's true. That type of stupid lingo is what I hear all the time from the obvious "gamers" who I pass on the street, so why shouldn't it permeate a spectacle that will be watched by the same "gamers"?

    Do you expect to see a heavily multisyllabic, philosophical discussion over the merits of Blood Realm XVII versus Blood Realm VIII? Come on. Video game players aren't usually lumped in with the great minds of history.

  50. No, they are not only video games by Glog · · Score: 1

    Well, pal, the budget for many of the games that are produced these days approach that of a hollywood blockbuster. So why then, I ask, can't you compare the two? Gaming at this stage of the game is like the beginning of the movie industry at the start of the 20 century - it's rough around the edges and it leaves a lot to be desired. But problems aside they DID have awards for movies back then even though there were people just like YOU saying "Duh, this is not art, it's not Mozart, why do we need awards." It's simple, really - awards drive competition, and competition drives excellence. Though it's going to be commercialized to no end it's still inevitable.

    1. Re:No, they are not only video games by Romeozulu · · Score: 1

      Well, pal, the budget for many of the games that are produced these days approach that of a hollywood blockbuster.

      Not even close. Most games cost around $10M, the big ones (HL2) around $30M. Block buster movies cost around $100M. Budget Hollywood movies cost $30M.

  51. Paid Advertisement by Malicious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all of the money floating around to promote videogames, I can't help but figure the fix was in. There's no acadamey, we don't know who voted for these games specifically. I say it was fixed.
    There's not a single Internet reviewer or published magazine who doesn't get their palms greased to give a good review now and then. EA has proven that they're willing to sell out in their games, and now they're buying awards as well.
    Spike's award show was nothing more than a paid advertisement complete with titties to lure the average jock into wanting to buy stuff.. uh.. yeah.. huh...

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    1. Re:Paid Advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are we to assume that your favourite game is Batman Vengeance?

  52. Why not? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Neither Symphony Orchestras nor Blockbuster Moovies have *ANY* practical value whatsoever. Same (despite the hand-eye coordination claims of any adolescentbusted for too many hours in front of the nintendo) for video games. How is a symphony orchestra in any way superior to a video game aside from being more expensive?

    The only possible significant difference between a symphony orchestra/movie and video games is orchestras and movies have a longer history, and video games make more money.

    In both cases, you experience the thing for a while, then when you're done, you've got nothing to show for it except the experience.

    And some better hand-eye coordination for video games, of course.

    1. Re:Why not? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Neither Symphony Orchestras nor Blockbuster Moovies[sic] have *ANY* practical value whatsoever.

      I wouldn't agree with that necessarily. It's like saying that chairs with cushions have no practical benefit over hard chairs. You can live your life without movies, games, and music, but I wouldn't want to.

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    2. Re:Why not? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Does anything really have practical value? Well, anything artistic or aesthetic? Do we need GUI, CLI works just fine. Do we need art, at all? I would say we do, being that it has been around since we have been, as a species. I would say that all artistic and creative endevour have practical value, perhaps not in the same sense as a ratchet or a computer, but in a more deep psychological sense. And as our societies get more and more complex and stress inducing, I would say that the value of good art increases.

      A symphony is better than MOST (not all) video games because of the depth of content, the thought put into it, and the fact that is a deep passive medium (unlike most modern music which is lyrics driven, with minimum musical talent). While some video games have acheived this level of emotional impact (Tetris), for the most part they still lie at the level of reality TV.


      In both cases, you experience the thing for a while, then when you're done, you've got nothing to show for it except the experience.


      Isn't this true of EVERYTHING in life? You go to school, and all you have later is the experience. You do science, and all you have later is empirical evidence, which is experience. You learn and grow ONLY from experience. I think you try to belittle a VERY big concept. Experience is all we have once genetics stop.

      I went to a couple symphonies lately (through my school), and left feeling much better, more at peace, happier. Sure, in a day life caught back up with me and took that feeling away, but when I close my eyes I can still relive it to a point. This is not worthless, this is how we stay sane.

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    3. Re:Why not? by raehl · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to belittle experience, just point out that video games are not any different than symphonies.

      And, there are a lot of really, really crappy symphonies just like there are a lot of really, really crappy video games.

      Just seems to be easier to find a few million to release a crappy video game than a hundred people to play a crappy symphony.

  53. Re:Webb a gamer? HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh just kill yourself.

  54. Awards shows by wuice · · Score: 1

    All awards shows are whorish and pander to the lowest common denominator. Now great video games can be trivialized like great movies, music, television, etc.

  55. cue Ed Meese, Tipper Gore, take two! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I luv "science"!

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  56. For Those Who Don't Get It by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love the Katz haters, the young ones, the immature out there ready to beat down this editorial with the typical "They're just games! Stop taking them so seriously!"

    Well, that's what people have said about many professions and artistic ventures. The fact is, many years of work and people's lives are wrapped into these games.

    When you do a $40 million (yes, forty million) dollar game project, you run your dev team in the ground to ship it (see: EA Wife), you struggle with design and features and usability and publishing it on 3 different platforms...well, to sit back and trash it out with Tara Clueless Reid and basically say that all games are just rap videos with an interface...it's disheartening.

    It doesn't encourage growth in the industry toward more unusual and original IP/ideas because one of the best things about the Grammys and Oscars is that it recognizes Dark Horses that usually get a huge boost in record sales or box office because they were recognized.

    I see a classy, well done and thoughtful award show on video games as a good thing. Let's just face the facts: Spike TV isn't going to provide it.

    What's best about this situation is that both of these shows could coexist. You can have your cake (Spike TV) and eat it too (nice, classy show attended by actual important game designers and developers).

    I think it would be amazing to have a true video game award show with a host to provide funny banter but at the same time shuttup and let John Carmack accept his Landmark Award (or whatever it would be called) for his achievement in the art of programming and making game technology.

    We need this type of recognition so that big games can get the recognition they deserve and little games can get their due limelight.

    There is nothing wrong with doing a classless show. But there is also something to be said for having a show full of it, complete with respect, something that the Spike TV show simply refused to provide.

    1. Re:For Those Who Don't Get It by realityfighter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Right now the only real metrics for determining if a game is good or not are the advertising put out by the game maker, and the endorsements of various "street" sources: other gamers, sites like Penny Arcade, etc. It would be nice to have a reliable way of promoting good games, such as a respected Award or a Cannes Game Festival.

      I have a feeling, though, that the industry isn't going to help. At this point, they make a lot of money by selling a large range of products, some of which are pure crap, and advertising every game as an innovative blockbuster. Why would they want us giving out awards that make our purchasing choices clearer?

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    2. Re:For Those Who Don't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An award name suggestion: The Blittys.

  57. Samuel L. Jackson by andman42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably the worst awards show ever. What was up with all the celebrities accepting the awards for the developers?

    I only caught a few minutes, but it was terrible. The "highlight" for me was when Samuel L. Jackson accepted the Game of the Year award for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas but kept referring to it as "Grand Theft Auto 2."

    How many other award shows have people accepting honors for things they know nothing about? It was a joke.

    1. Re:Samuel L. Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Samuel Jackson did do voice acting in the game. Although that doesn't qualify him for sole recognition.

    2. Re:Samuel L. Jackson by parliboy · · Score: 1

      I find this part the more interesting: he won an award for male voice or something like that, and happened to be the only nominee there. This meant that everyone knew the winners beforehand. Add into that, that there were teleprompters, so they were able to pre-write all of the dialogue. People were using them all night, and I doubt that the acceptance speeches were singularly off-the-cuff.

      So, you've got pre-written dialogue, cleared by the production staff, calling the game GTA2.

      Try looking at it from that direction.

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  58. Celebrity... by rzkb07 · · Score: 1

    You know you're an irrelevant award show when ol' muskrat eyes Tara Reid is there....

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    1. Re:Celebrity... by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Oh come now, she's the top "T" search on Google Suggest

      Don't worry, it has a strong tendency to put stuff in alphabetical order :)

      Oh, and as for my opinion, I assumed the VGAs sucked this year since the first 10 minutes of last year's sucked. Thanks for verifying /.!

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  59. Its an awards show! by bludstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Awards shows are worthless.

    All of them.

    Always have been, always will be.

    Expecting more from a Televised awards ceremony is fairly foolish. You would be better off spending your time actually playing the games.. or, heck, even spouting worthless drivel in a thread _ABOUT_ awards shows on tv.. on slashdot. ...what?

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    1. Re:Its an awards show! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey idiot dont say that award shows r wrhtless b/c i happend 2 really like the oscers and think that they are reely improtant b/c it tells us which were the best movies retard

    2. Re:Its an awards show! by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Although the AVNs are probably the only one worth watching, aslong as you have a Tivo and the remote in one hand and the other hand holding...the beer can. ;)

    3. Re:Its an awards show! by boristdog · · Score: 0

      Awards shows are worthless.

      Amen, Brother.

      In fact, most TV is worthless. As are most movies. Oh, and most games.

    4. Re:Its an awards show! by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      Yep. Might as well have the Spike TV Slashdot sig awards.

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  60. I mostly agree with this article. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 1

    Personally I found the VGAs to be nothing more than a bunch of promotions stuffed in 2 hours of time. Out of that two hours, 1 hour and 50 minutes was given to music (mostly [c]rap) and commercials. The rest of it had to do with poorly executed awards. I voted and tuned in to see Awards given to games and their creators. Not to listen to a bunch of people rape the use of English and make fools of themselves. Worst off, that stupid GTA:SA took GOTY. Oh and if Marty O'D or anyone from Bungie is reading this. C'mon man what was that, you got on and basically turned around and left. GNOP still pwnz.

    1. Re:I mostly agree with this article. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 1

      Crap, already modded down. :'(

  61. Awards Shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't there be a decent award show without hollywood getting their dirty hands in it?

    Nope. This went out on "Spike-TV", a targeted cable network. I don't think their veiwers (the coveted 18-32 white male demographic) want to watch some nerd accepting an award... they want to see CELEBRETIES and HOT CHICKS.

    The again I'm just speculating, I fail to see the draw of awards shows in general.

  62. So what, there was a lot of rap involved! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    On MTV whenever they show a rapper's house, almost without exception they show the PS2 or XBox connected to a big ass TV set. Rappers are really into video games. Some of the best game soundtracks include rap music. From the Wu Tang Clan's fighting game to the Def Jam Vendetta series there have been several games that centered around rappers as central characters.

    LK

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    1. Re:So what, there was a lot of rap involved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point Zonk was making in his own way was that he, as a white person, doesn't want his lifes hobby associated with niggers or their music.

      Rap/Hip-Hop is a big part of our culture, period, and the video game culture in particular. I'm not a fan of the genre, but I'm not one who goes around complaining that a certain movie/game/etc was ruined by "nigger music" the way our klansman video game editor does.

    2. Re:So what, there was a lot of rap involved! by glenrm · · Score: 1

      Who in the hell modded this off-topic, clearly Snoop hosted the VGA and this defends the choice of the host and the large dose of hip-hop, get real...

    3. Re:So what, there was a lot of rap involved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some unpopular views and those have made me unpopular with some of the less mature moderators here on /. These people look at all of my posts and attempt to bait me (anonymously) into a long offtopic discussion so that they can mod bomb me.

      In all fairness though, THIS post is offtopic which is why I'm posting it anonymously.

      LK

    4. Re:So what, there was a lot of rap involved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have some unpopular views and those have made me unpopular with some of the less mature moderators here on /."

      Since you post about 5 times a day, have you ever considered that people just disagree with what you're saying? I mean your post history isn't very impressive and it seems you very regularly do not read the articles or know what you're talking about. But keep blaming it on the mods that 'according to you' have a conspiracy to get you......

  63. Sorry by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you review SpikeTV without a single mention of MXC, that massively cuts into your credibility. I doubt you have have even watched the channel beyond the name of the shows on your guide.

    1. Re:Sorry by TrollBridge · · Score: 1

      Right you are, Ken!

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    2. Re:Sorry by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Indeed, Mike!

    3. Re:Sorry by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Only thing worth watching on the whole network imo!

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    4. Re:Sorry by Omestes · · Score: 1

      you have to dodge commercials of the recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows to watch it.

      I think the parent did mention it, but didn't really feel it worthy to name. That show was actually amusing the first 10 times I watched it, but now it is just boring and empty, completely devoid of any content or real humor.

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    5. Re:Sorry by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      If you review SpikeTV without a single mention of MXC, that massively cuts into your credibility. I doubt you have have even watched the channel beyond the name of the shows on your guide.


      From his post:


      recanned and redubbed Japanese game shows

  64. Video game Awards 2003 by DaFallus · · Score: 1

    I saw Video Game awards show in 2003. It was the worst thing I had ever seen, so I turned it off about 15 minutes in. Horrible music, backup dancers, and the actual awards were really just a gauge of how much the producers spent on advertising. I believe some Madden game won game of the year...

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  65. boring, insolent, and dry review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with whoever called this a journal entry. Whoever greenlighted this needs to read this twice (if they don't faint from boredom). Whether or not the awards show was good or respectful to the industry didn't seem relevant to said "reviewer," this is a blatant bash on the show, hiphop culture, and what-not-have-you. Reviewer also assumes everyone has watched it -- and that we all agree with his points on how the industry should be handled, in terms of PR. I expected this review to at least tell me a little about the show; all i got was that it was "advertising" and "disrespectful." More details, please?

    as a side note: would someone who watched it and has some writing experience fill us in? I personally wouldn't be interested in anything spiketv has, anything that claims to be "television for men" probably involves shows that play to every testosterone pumped stereotype known, which seems to be the case with the VG awards show. (Same goes for lifetime, fyi. No more lifetime specials, PLEASE).

    1. Re:boring, insolent, and dry review by RoofPig · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, it kind of irks me when movie reviewers go on about movies like I've seen them or something. Why don't they wise up and start reviewing only the stuff I have seen? But really, I'm sure hip hop culture will survive Zonk's crushing blow and you can get back to discussing important culture topics like rims and the latest word with missing syllables that you can use to call someone's mom. And the reason why he didn't tell you much about the show and instead went on about advertising and such was because that's pretty much all there was to it. Pretty embarrassing.

  66. Oscars != Serious by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1
    Come on! If the Oscars had categories like "Best Comedy driven by Ford" or "Best Female in a Leading Role with makeup by Revlon" would you take them seriously?
    I never took the Oscars seriously before so maybe if they did add those categories I would watch...for a split second then go back to watching pr0n.
  67. It is possible for a good awards show... by Landazar · · Score: 1

    I actually really liked the video game awards (countdown?) last year that MTV did with the EGM editors and Seanbaby(!). I remember them having interviews and such with real gamers and game developers/programmers. How come shows like what was on Spike (which did the same crap for a awards show last year) think that all gamers are male, rap, loving madden players. I agree that X-Play was, and usually is, a good show along with whatever Tommy and Victor are involved in on G4. (Judgement Day, Electric Playground) You could get a bunch of people who really loved games together, but I guess they figure less people would watch it.

  68. Angel costumes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have enough problems in my day without having to explain to my family why a show honoring the entertainment I love is populated mostly by underdressed women in angel costumes.

    So you watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show too, huh? Damn fine entertainment.

  69. Slammin' review by Octagon+Most · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dude, you freakin' nailed it! Slammin' review. It was so sick the way you jammed on that show. Seriously Man, your recap was off the hizzle. Dude.

  70. Didn't even waste my time by d00d92 · · Score: 1

    Last year i watched this "awards" show and got all pumped up about it being on, finally gaming getting some recognition, but after watching it for about an hour i was so disgusted that i /had/ to turn it off for free of destroying my tv in rage. I thought after that horrible portrayal of video gaming that perhaps SpikeTV may have revised their approach this year. Up until i found out that Snoop Dogg was hosting it i had full intentions of atleast tuning in for a few minutes. But honestly, mixing rap and video gaming? Sure that works out fine for maybe the Tony hawk pro skater crowd but i've never heard a rap song to be associated with counter-strike or the dear classic of Age of Empires. The worse part is the person who has no true knowledge of what gaming is about may have casually glanced upon that awards show and left with a completely wrong impression of what gaming is all about. This is not what gaming is about. Having not watched this year's event and only relying off what i hated about last years event, i can say that they focus entirely too much on consoles. Are they that oblivious to the perhaps millions of people who regularly engage in computer games. There's just too many things wrong with what SpikeTV did to summarize it all in a few slashdot posts; none the less, i can say that we're probably all pissed about what was presented.

  71. Such class by metalhed77 · · Score: 1
    Seriously, this dialog is over the top bad. From the spike TV awards main page.

    "Well I hate to say it - but the 2004 VGAs are over. But man what a gnarly show. Mötley Crüe is back together. Finally. And all is right with the world once again. How sweet of a band do you have to be to have an ümlaüt in your name and still kick ass? Alright friends, I'm off to the afterparty. I may not remember most of what happens so be cool about it if I do something stupid."

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  72. SpikeTV sucks..home of flicker-vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're a crappy channel anyway, noone should expect anything decent or respectable about them. What really irks me about SpikeTV is their "flicker-vision" for the last segment of every show they air. I noticed it when the wife started making me watch 20,000 of those damned CSIs. The last segment of every (and I do mean EVERY) show they run is blurred or flickered or something, to the point where it's distracting to try and watch it. I don't know why in the hell they do this, but people need to start screaming. Soon every stupid network will start doing crap like this to keep people from taping shows or something (remember those stupid station logos in the corner first started on one or two stations about 15 years ago, now we have to look at those damn things everywhere). Lame, greedy TV networks/media outlets need to be called on this garbage. I only wish more people in this country were capable of actually turning off the TV (or at least changing the station) instead of griping. Sigh..but it'll probably never happen.

  73. Naming names... by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1
    Name two developers that wrote/designed/coded the game you really like...

    Without going to Google I'll give you three...

    • John Carmack, id software
    • TTimo, linux porter at id software
    • Ryan Gordan, Linux porting god responsible for keep UT2k4 hale and hearty on my native AMD64 linux box :-)

    That wasn't too hard. I suspect that most seasoned Nintendo game players could name the minds behind Mario, etc. etc. Top developers do get exposure in the technical media.

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  74. I saw the award show they did last year by mandrake*rpgdx · · Score: 1

    And swore never to watch that bile again. No Japanese games were commenced other than Final Fantasy as best RPG of the year. It was terrible. And almost every game that won was on the XBOX. Sick.

  75. SnoopDog Insists on Games at his shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Why is it that.. by Massamune · · Score: 1

    these "game gods" believe that it is their right to give awards to games that please skater punks, rap music players, and other members of society who are obviously not the biggest gamers. I would appreciate it if games actually won for things like graphics, gameplay, interface.. but no. Now it seems to win an award at this show one is required to release a game that has more than 20 endorsements, appeals to "cool high school kids" and has almost zero chance of winning vs. games that are actually innovative and push the genre further. //Rant over.

  77. And the worst part was... by PolyDwarf · · Score: 1

    ... The fact that they had a damn countdown timer for most of the day.. At least they did during Star Trek. A really freaking annoying red and blue opaque shield does not make for good Trek watching.

    1. Re:And the worst part was... by cob666 · · Score: 1

      damn countdown timer

      I had planned on watching at least SOME of the show but when that friggin timer just sat there on the top right corner of the screen during both one hour episodes of CSI before the awards show, I didn't want to watch the awards show!

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  78. horrible, just horrible by Statman · · Score: 1

    After an hour I switched to watching reruns of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I thought I would be seeing more people from the video game industry, yet I saw a bunch of hollywood stars that didnt know anything about games. This was the worst award show I have ever seen, bar none.

  79. There is a "real" vg awards show by dilbert627 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There actually is a more 'Oscar-like' videogame awards show: The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences has an awards show every year, although to my knowledge, it's never been televised. This is the type of awards show that actually does the 'art form' of gaming justice. Also, each year they induct people into the "Hall of Fame". Previous inductees include Miyamoto, Will Wright, John Carmack, etc. (and if you want to see acceptance speeches, they have some of them online)

    1. Re:There is a "real" vg awards show by The_Hooleyman · · Score: 0
      There is also the International Game Developers Association (IGDA). The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences (AIAS) may have the right name to sound official, but I recall the history of the OSCAR's and the Academy on the motion picture side was not about its name alone. There were politics galore to get them to where they are now.

      Just like the OSCAR's, the AIAS sent out requests to the people (members) registered in each discipline to vote on games in those categories. I'm in the technical category so I was evaluating things from that perspective, and my artist friends (members) were doing the same on art direction questions in games. Seemed fair to me.

  80. The best way to prevent this from happening again. by phaln · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...is to:

    1: Not watch.

    2: Ensure that pissed-off gamers put in their say with SpikeTV.

    3: Point out how the negative aspects are doing more damage than good for the industry on the whole.

    4: Offer a feasible solution that might get gamers promoting it themselves.

    Hopefully something respectable that really represents the industry will take hold. One can wish.

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  81. You are so flawed.... by Tank · · Score: 1

    Obviously, all that game playing has rotted your mind. I, for one, won't be satisfied until all shows on television, including network news, include "fly bitches" gyrating their asses across stage.

    You need to get out more.

  82. Awards Shows by Batroc · · Score: 1

    An award show for video games is most certainly a valid and interesting idea. It should be noted however, that film and TV award shows are as succesful as they are because they appeal to the widest demographic. Everyone watches TV. Everyone watches movies. Video Games inhabit a cultural 'space' much closer to books, comic-books and so forth. NOT everyone is a fan, not everyone is a consumer. Therefore, it is a dream to imagine that the audience for these award shows can be compared. Have you ever tuned in to the Booker Award show? Me neither. A large audience is the key to a higher quality award show (afterall, it's money not fandom that pushes award shows). So, until video games reach a much much wider audience, the award shows will remain the half-assed shambles they are today.

  83. Exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean do you have any idea how much work goes into some of these games? Doom 3, Half Life ring a bell? Cinematic scenes, voice overs from real actors. San Anreas has a couple of them. Some of these games take at least, if not more, of the amount of resources to make a movie.

  84. Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences by MaineCoon · · Score: 1

    It's not well known but there IS an Academy Awards for video games, similiar to the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences - the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences at http://www.interactive.org/.

    I believe it is run by the same organization as the Motion Picture Academy. Membership is only open to full-time employees of the industry with a minimum of 2 years on development teams, who have been credited on a commercially published title. Like the Academy Awards, it is the talent of the industry judging its peers.

    The 2005 DICE summit and 8th annual awards ceremony (the AIAS equivalent to the Academy Awards) is in late January.

    What SpikeTV ran was nothing more than sensationalism, probably based on sales figures and TV producers misperceptions of the culture of video game players, more than it was based on any actual sampling of video gaming culture.

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    1. Re:Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences by GryphonKlaw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the real stuff. I wish that guy who wrote that article knew about it.

  85. best part by anotherone · · Score: 1
    My favorite part of the awards was when they awarded Game Of The Year Grand Theft Auto 2. That's right, GTA2, an 8 year old PS1 game.

    "What? Games existed before the PS2?"


    For some reason they had Samuel L. Jackson accepting the award, rather than someone who actually worked on the game. A VOICE ACTOR accepted the award for the game. That would be analogous to awarding an oscar to the assitant best boy of a movie.
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    1. Re:best part by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      It'sn't only actors that do work in movies. In games actors do do some work. Yes less than other media but they aren important. You only wouldn't do a "grip" award because there are so many grips. And they are less famous.

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  86. A real awards show? I got one... by kurkpeterman · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the SpikeTV VGA's is nothing but a marketing orgy. How much coss-media synergy do we need? Should the Chronicles of Riddick game really win an award for anything other than gross revenue?

    There are real bodies and organizations such as 'The Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences' that have also been holding an award ceremony (not televised to my knowledge) for the past 8 years. While I may not agree will all the award winners, they definitely have more of the right idea about where this should go. Their hall of fame inductees list is quite impressive: http://www.interactive.org/awards/halloffame/induc tees.asp

    2004 - Peter Molyneux, Lionhead Studios
    2003 - Yu Suzuki, SEGA® Corporation
    2002 - Will Wright, Maxis
    2001 - John Carmack, id Software
    2000 - Hironobu Sakaguchi, creator of Final Fantasy
    1999 - Sid Meier, Firaxis Games
    1998 - Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo Inc

  87. Missing the key ingredient by enjo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What sells a video games award show?

    Answer: Absolutely nothing. The Oscars are carried by the star power of the people receiving those awards. It's not about the Movies themseleves, but the people in them.

    Games, on the other hand, are faceless beasts. Giving an award to an animator is nice, but no one really CARES about that particular animator. Outside of the very highest reaches of video game fandom.. it simply means nothing.

    This is why they have to trick up the show so much.. They where banking that people would be drawn to the video game piece, but realized no one would stick around to see some bearded programmer get an award for best physics..

    Video games need an awards show.. just not on TV.

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  88. What did you expect..... by Ratphace · · Score: 1


    ...with the show being aired on a station called "Spike TV"?

    I'd never waste one minute of my life on that worthless channel which for the most part, airs nothing worthwhile and a good pop culture symbol to the decay of western society.

  89. X-Play! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah. Give me a ketchup-splattered, katana-weilding Morgan Webb in a "Kill Bill" satire over some pointless parade of dumbass whores any day of the week, Pedro. Listening to Howard Stern give simple IQ tests to these stripper types over the years has actually turned me off to women like that. Seriously, some of them can't answer the question, "Who is the President right now."

    And Adam Sessler may get goofy, but it's a self-referential type of goofiness that's funny. The best part of X-Play is that they spend the whole review showing extensive and varied game footage. No one else does that.

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    1. Re:X-Play! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X-Play, probably the last ray of hope in what is now G4TechTV. All the other shows feature people that act like idiots and bimbos -- either overcaffeinated or tanked up on something, talking about video games and giving off a "total prick" vibe. (You make a great point about Sessler -- he's actually funny)

      It's like having some jock finally master Super Mario Bros. and think "hmmm, when I grow up, I wanna review games and I'll be the most bad-ass of the geeks!" (Yes, Tallarico, I'm looking your way)

      Even The ScreenSavers went downhill. I watched an episode where they talked about filtering vodka. They have kid callers talking about chipping their X-Boxes, and obscure rap acts as musical guests. Pat and Leo went bye bye, Sarah Lane is now a blonde bimbo figure, and Kevin Rose is their lead guy??? He's cool and all, but he's best in that Martin sideshow, not lead of what used to be an entertaining, fairly techy show.

      Downhill, boys -- that's where you've gone. Now take the next FPS to come out, overhype it with major coverage, and cram it all down your viewers' throats. Sounds like the G4TechTV format anyway.

    2. Re:X-Play! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that the rebranding seriously damaged the show. Extended Play was brilliant; it was one man, clearly a serious gamer, who spoke directly to the audience. There were occasional funny bits, but it felt like a fellow gamer sharing is considering thoughts on which games I should get. Then the rebranding. X-Play? Wow, how extreme. I'm so glad they trashed an on-topic and amusing name for another EXTREME NAME. While Morgan has grown to fill her role quite well, I can do without the cute banter. I want reviews, not mid-grade jokes at each other's expense. The stage is basically irrelevant (since we should be seeing reviews), which is why the old arcade was so good; it was related to the topic. Building a set was overkill. Ah well.

    3. Re:X-Play! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno... After some growing pains in the first few weeks of "X-Play", I think they've recaptured the old humor that clicks with me. And Sessler used to have a cohost in the old days. I forget her name. She was an odd looking redhead that turned me on for some reason. Anyway, I still dig the show. The visit to the auction this week was really good.

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    4. Re:X-Play! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      Anime Unleashed is good. Serial Experiment Lain and Last Exile were great. I went out and bought the DVDs of both of those. ALthough now that I'm on Netflix, I can do all my anime previews with them, but AU is still a good show. They do seem to get some decent stuff now and then. Oh, and that inventors show is good.

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  90. Half Life 2 got Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most "Ludacris" thing at this award show was that Half Life 2 didnt clean up in every category that it was nominated in. Thank god it won best graphics or I would have had to shoot my TV. The other games are all great games, I am def a fan of Halo 2 and GTA: San Andreas but those dont even come close to HL2

  91. Sam Jackson = Clueless about GTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love Samuel L. Jackson but he obviously is not a gamer and knew nothing about the serious he participated in. He kept saying GTA 2 in his speaches. Sorry Sam but this is more like GTA 5. I understand that someone like Samuel L. Jackson has more important things to do then sit down and play video games for hours but when you represent a franchise you should at least know a little history on it.

  92. Whoa, wait a minute... by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

    ...there was an "awards" show on? Really? I guess my rabbit ears didn't pick it up.

  93. I had a hard time with awards site, but... by Maul · · Score: 1

    It seemed to be one huge advertisement for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Even the stupid flash layout had a "South Central" / Ghetto / Tagger motif going on.

    I can't even imagine what the actual show was like, but I do know that Snoop Dogg and a game awards show shouldn't mix.

    Aside from the overhype for GTA, I have other issues with the awards a mile long. It is clear that they don't have any real gamers there deciding what award categories should exist, or which games should actually be nominated. (Mortal Kombat Whatever is the best fighting game? Have you people even played Guilty Gear?)

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  94. Where were you last year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If I remember correctly, there was an award's show for video games, except it was hosted by David Spade. This year Snoop dawg allowed himself to be used as the main attraction. The first one was a travesty against anyone who actually graduated from high school and played video games.


    I didn't think that the advertisements could roll in any more than they did last year, but amazingly as the poster pointed out, the awards incorporated the advertisements. Boo to Spike and Boo to all you suckers for not being early adopters last year and being forced to learn this year.

  95. Games are more than that. by lifeblender · · Score: 1

    You're out of touch here. As a whole, games are not just for fun, and never have been, ever, in the history of the world.

    First, pantomime combat replaces actual combat, which does several things:

    1. It lets us act out history and culture. Examples:
    A. pantomime combat is used in most religions, including Christian (ex: Jesus is tempted by Satan where the combat is intellectual, Jesus rises from the dead is God vs. nature, Jesus on a cross celebrates brutality and indicates that proper response to such is part of the religion's teachings)
    B. Historical and fantasy reenactment groups let people participate in history and culture. The SCA and other, more fantasy-oriented groups let people watch and participate in 'new history' as well as old, identifying their culture. And other groups consistently reenact specific battles, particularly those of major American wars.

    2. It allows us to hone our instincts and skills without as much risk.
    Examples:
    A. Counter-Strike will train your hand-eye coordination.
    B. 'Fake' hunting games have been used forever to train children, and all major sports strive for safety while encouraging participants to improve themselves.
    C. Old-style manual dexterity toys (ball and cup attached by string, jump rope, rail walking) do encourage real manual dexterity in children, and provide a training ground that otherwise would not exist.
    D. DDR gets slacker high school kids to work out.
    E. It's widely known, but it does bear mentioning that one of the biggest pushes for early video game technology, especially graphics, came from the US military.
    F. Tetris

    Second, intellectual puzzles prepare us for greater real puzzles. This means:

    1. Children can be brought up to speed on the challenges that have been faced and conquered before. We turn those into puzzles, riddles, and video games.
    Examples:
    A. Crosswords
    B. Logic puzzles (both fully abstract, like those in The Looking Glass and lateral-thinking puzzles, and concrete, like Mensa math and word challenges)
    C. Minesweeper
    D. Legos
    E. SimCity

    2. People of all ages can play games to keep their intellect sharp. All of the above examples apply, but the following are famous for this:
    A. Chess
    B. Go
    C. Fencing
    D. Martial Arts
    E. Programming
    F. Flight simulators
    G. Tetris (yes, it belongs here, too)

    Third, in addition to video games reinforcing our culture, the idea of video games themselves is now a part of our culture. We (and our children, forever) will identify with video games. We dress up as their characters, we learn morals and jokes from them, and we are affected as a society by their art more than we know.

    These things together mean that honoring specific video games is appropriate, specifically those that reached us, affected us, and stayed with us. And that's all I've got to say about that.

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  96. What's with y'all bitchin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a bit surprised to see all of you bitching over this piece. Honestly - and I'm not even a gamer!

    From what I read in the article I find the authors criticism justified. IF - and this is a big if - you're going to do an awards show you shouldn't kick yourself in the head that hard to begin with. I mean, having celebrities accept the awards? Someone pleas pass the bucket - I feel a hurl coming on...

    And what is with your "get a life - it's only a game" complaints? If you're into games (wich unfortunatly a lot of the /. crowd are) it's perfectly normal to want to pay tribute to the (great) ones that make the games happen.

    I'm a bit of a code geek myself and I wouldn't mind seeing the people who wrote that awezome gaming engine for $FOO and have them comment on it. And this, nitwits, should NOT be to make the companies that already made the (big) buck from the game - it's for the freakn' coders and artists that made it happen (well.. the cash from the employer helpt here... but..).

    It just sadens me to read this bullshit bitchin about people who cares about games. Go hug your blockbusters, old computer collection, stamps or what ever - most of us have some sort of socially challenged hoby. Stop or I'll come bitch up your tree some day.

    // President of whop ass can corp.

  97. The Sims: Award Show by J-Doggqx · · Score: 1

    Since many gamers are playing games instead of watching TV perhaps this would have worked better if they had just made a game for people to play. Think about it. You could direct the entire evening from the award categories to the "fly bitches" to the acceptance speeches. Your score would be determined by how many viewers you grab and the number of FCC violations filed.

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  98. Awards shows keep independants out of the market by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    That said, I think that an awards show is a good idea for the industry. At the very least, having an awards show with some gravitas would be a great way to put a public stamp of approval on the hard work that development houses put into their games.

    Awards shows only give awards to people/things that belong to whatever group gives the awards. Movie and music awards "work" because there is a vast cartel for each of those industries which clearly define who the 'in' crowd is. More importantly it defines who the 'in' crowd *isn't*. Sure many great games take millions of dollars and huge teams of talented people to create. At the same time there are equally great games that take only a few talented people to create and distribute. Encouraging games to go down the path of movies and music is to continue down a path that denys recognition and compensation to independant developers, makes marketing costs the largest barrier to entry into the gaming market for new companies, and maintains the distribution cartel's ability to dip into your wallet and spend your hard earned money on more advertising.

    We have review sites and independant awards already. Why do we need to be spoon fed this trash by the middlemen we all hate to give money to?

  99. here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I was going to end this with a movie or a song that breaks the rules I have laid out above but I can't think of any. If they do exist they don't get the recognition they deserve.

    Songs are a little tricky, because they aren't very long. It is tougher to pack a message in there. But as far as movies go...

    Fahrenheit 9/11. Regardless of what your opinion of it is, it got people across the nation talking and thinking about the issues at hand. To paraphrase a comedian "You didn't hear people arguing about whether the guys in the movie 'White Chicks' really could have been mistaken for women."

    Bowling for Columbine. This movie hit me. I haven't looked at the popular media the same way since. On the way home from the theater, as my wife and I were talking about how the media uses scare tactics, we heard a radio commercial for the local news: "Could the milk you buy and give to your kids cause serious health problems? Tune it to Fox News at 9:00 to find out."

    Schlinder's List. It may not have changed the world, but it was quite a powerful film.

    There are other movies out there that have very interesting perspectives and kind of slip beyond pure entertainment. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a good one. Anything that is visually interesting can be more than just mindless entertainment. Spirited Away, The Cell (save the bad acting), The City of Lost Children. Some re-tell classic tales, like O Brother Where Art Thou? I am sure I am forgetting some big ones, but you get the idea. Movies CAN be more than just mindless entertainment, and honestly who cares if they get an award for it? Do you think it will matter if Quake or Half-Life get a lifetime achievement award?

    I didn't see the awards show, but I would guess that it was pretty representative of the game industry. That is, after all, what award shows represent - the industry. Even the MTV Movie Awards, which was interesting the first few times it aired (with their innovative categories like Best Kiss and Best Fight Scene) has become tired and stale. It is quite representative of the MTV industry (if you will).

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    1. Re:here is a movie or two for you by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 3, Funny
      I didn't see the awards show, but I would guess that it was pretty representative of the game industry.

      Indeed. It's a little known fact, but most video games are developed by rappers and Victoria's Secret models. Few people truly appreciate Snoop Dog's mad-3d pipeline optimizing skillz.

    2. re: here is a movie or two for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is a movie or two for you (Score:4, Insightful)
      by gosand (234100) on Wednesday December 15, @03:31PM (#11096356)

      Bowling for Columbine. This movie hit me. I haven't looked at the popular media the same way since. On the way home from the theater, as my wife and I were talking about how the media uses scare tactics,


      Michael Moore is very effective at using fear to manipulate his audience.
    3. Re: here is a movie or two for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are republicans, now STFU.

    4. Re:here is a movie or two for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Songs are a little tricky, because they aren't very long. It is tougher to pack a message in there. But as far as movies go...

      Am I the only one to read this and go WTF?!?!?!

      What about the Sex Pistols or Bob Dylan, or for chrissake, Ludwig Van Beethoven?

      Though much respect due for your mention the City of Lost Children. One of the most visually stunning movies I've seen.

    5. Re: here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 1
      Michael Moore is very effective at using fear to manipulate his audience.


      How so? He showed off-camera footage of smarmy newscasters who were more concerned about their hair than a little girl that just got killed. Watch the news, or promos for the news, and pay attention. That is all. It isn't anything new, but he shone a light on it.


      Remember when there were all kinds of terror alerts? People were going out and buying gas masks and plastic and duct tape to seal themselves inside their houses. My parents did this, even though they live in a town of 10,000 that is 200 miles from any major metropolitan city (St. Louis) I live 30 miles from Chicago, and I didn't buy ONE SINGLE THING to protect me from terrorist attacks because I didn't believe it! I still don't believe it. We have been taught to be afraid, we have learned to be manipulated. Now, at Christmas time, it is more evident than ever.

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    6. Re:here is a movie or two for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a Simpsons episode, where the news station throws out a teaser like, "A common household product has been found to be deadly! But we won't tell you which one until you tune in at 11."

    7. Re:here is a movie or two for you by ShinGouki · · Score: 1

      "Songs are a little tricky, because they aren't very long. It is tougher to pack a message in there."

      ever hear of bob marley? ella fitzgerald? even u-freakin-2 manages to stuff some serious messages into their songs.

      if you're not getting a real message out of the music you listen to, you should maybe listen to something else.

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    8. Re:here is a movie or two for you by Shihar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine really made me think too. Before I went into the theater I thought that only in North Korea could someone shovel a ton of propaganda down your throat in a two hour period... then I watched Bush administration officials getting make up put on, a grainy image of Bush getting ready to speak before the entire nation, and Bush officials shaking hands with ARABS IN HEADRESSES (the headdress means they are 3vil). After watching that shit and the lack of outrage by democrats at someone airing the most blatant propaganda I have ever seen as an American, I was very happy to vote for neither of the fuckers. I had no intentions of voting for Bush, but after watching Kerry supports eat that shit up, I was pretty happy not to vote for him either.

      Sure, I reacted by telling people my disgust at the layers and layers of propaganda heap on top of a 10 minute story of how bad war was (the only vaguely worthwhile part of the movie). But you know what? I would have also reacted if someone had shown me a KKK training video, the animated telling of Mein Kampf, or three hours of North Korean television - and then cheered after words.

    9. Re:here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 1
      ever hear of bob marley? ella fitzgerald? even u-freakin-2 manages to stuff some serious messages into their songs.

      Hey, I am not saying songs aren't powerful - the original poster was talking about them actually making change. Good point on Bob Marley, I actually love his music. This is a fine point, but I think that songs are representations of what constitutes change. I can think of several groups that changed my opinions on things, but I can't think of one song in particular. The original point was about giving awards to songs. Bob Marley and Public Enemy did a lot to change - or at least be a catalyst for change - in my life. But I can't really point to one particular song. I guess I should have been more clear in my post.

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    10. Re:here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 1
      then I watched Bush administration officials getting make up put on, a grainy image of Bush getting ready to speak before the entire nation...

      Do you get the symbolism at all? The opening scenes shows them putting on their makeup and getting primped for the cameras. The ending scene shows them taking off their mics as the cameras go off. The movie is bookended with scenes of them putting on their "game faces" so to speak, like actors going on stage. Get it yet?

      Bush officials shaking hands with ARABS IN HEADRESSES (the headdress means they are 3vil).

      No, that says nothing about them being evil. The simple point was that it was all about business.

      Don't get me wrong, I can see what Moore is trying to do. If you just lap up what he puts in the bowl, you are a simple minded idiot. You have to question what he puts in the movie, and some people have done so very well. But what kills me is that people will focus on what he gets wrong instead of looking at what he got right. People love to point out inaccuracies in what he implies, without addressing what he says. On 9/13 the airspace in the US was *technically* open, so those 50 or whatever Arab nationals that were hurried out of the country had every right to fly. Right? How about asking the question WHY? When every other plane in the country was grounded, WHY were they allowed to leave? WHY were they given preferential treatment, especially under the circumstances. I don't know about you, but I haven't forgotten how I felt after 9/11. I felt like that for weeks, and 2 days after it happened these people were given special treatment. I am not implying anything by that, I just think the question needs to be answered - WHY? I have yet to hear an answer that is acceptable.

      And I wasn't convinced of Kerry's leadership ability, but I was sure convinced of Bush's. I hate to say it, but I would have voted for whoever went up against Bush. He is bad for this country, and we are going to be feeling the reprocussions from his presidency for a long long time.

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    11. Re:here is a movie or two for you by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Do you get the symbolism at all? The opening scenes shows them putting on their makeup and getting primped for the cameras. The ending scene shows them taking off their mics as the cameras go off. The movie is bookended with scenes of them putting on their "game faces" so to speak, like actors going on stage. Get it yet?

      The word you are looking for isn't symbolism. The word you are looking for is propaganda. The idea is to show them in compromising positions so that you think they are a bunch of dopes. You might almost have a point that it was just symbolism if it wasn't for the fact that not only did they take pictures of them putting on makeup, but they also took the worst moments of it. The images of Bush getting ready to address national TV was also doctored. The image was made grainy and the speed was slowed down. The volume was muted so that it looks like he is talking to himself when he is really just talking with people off camera. That isn't "symbolism", that is propaganda. You could have done the same thing for any president.

      No, that says nothing about them being evil. The simple point was that it was all about business.

      You know you are kidding yourself. You could have gotten images of Clinton or Carter officials doing the exact same thing. When you are president of the United States, at some point you are going to have officials meeting with other officials from an Arab country. When that happens, any idiot with a camera can put together a string of pictures showing your officials shaking hands with their officials and look like they are enjoying it.

      The movie is filled with the most blatant and disgusting propaganda techniques I have ever seen as an American, and that is why it filled me with so much disgust. A movie made in that jack ass propaganda style could be made about anyone. You could have made it about black people or Jews if that tickled your fancy. Just go pull every single negative picture of a certain group of people, video edit and arrange those pictures to make them look even worse, then spew that racist filth all over the screen.

      People focus on what he got wrong or distorted because the entire movie is wrong or distorted. It was propaganda, balls to bone. Further, it was the most blatant propaganda that most Americans who have not lived through World War II have ever seen in their life time. It is a travesty that the Democrats ate that shit up so willingly simply because they hate Bush. It was a complete betrayal of ideals on the part of the Democrats to embrace and cheer for crap that could have been aired Nazi Germany if Bush had only been a Jew.

      The only worthwhile message of that entire movie was that 'war is ugly'. Guess what, you could have pulled just as horrific images of war being ugly from every single war in the history of the world. No shit war is ugly. Every single war is ugly and the Iraq war is no exception.

      I can tell you why you felt the way you did after you saw that movie. You watched 2 hours of propaganda and lapped it up like a dog. You watched Moore make 'suggested' implications because he couldn't come out and lie directly without being skewered worse then he was. Your average die hard Democrat who will blindly follow the party to hell and would vote for Kerry even if he offered to bar code everyone's head might have eaten that crap up, but the rest of us saw the most disgusting use of propaganda we have ever seen and were utterly disgusted and revolted. The rest of us saw what a disgusting betrayal of the Democrats ideals that movie was and were revolted.

      Certainly that movie affected me for days afterwards, but it wasn't Bush I was disgusted at. It was the people that stood up at the end of that movie and cheered. It was funny that Moore references 1982 in that movie, because watching a mass of people who supposedly hold Democratic ideals cheer for that propaganda was more then a little reminiscent of 1982.

    12. Re:here is a movie or two for you by gosand · · Score: 1

      See, now your trolling has become too obvious. Don't try so hard next time.

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  100. Award shows = $$$, Not Art Appreciation by Yocto+Yotta · · Score: 1

    True followers/participators of anything artistic look/strive for progressiveness in their medium. People here on /. are more likely to be appreciators of the art of videogames, so of course a big media award show would be offensive to you. I'm a appreciator (to understate) of music, and I find music award shows and the crap they honor extremely offensive. Anyone who loves movies probably disagrees with the Academy 90% of the time. Don't expect the TV to honor high art. Most people in this country are stupid, in every sense of the word, eating up what's fed to them by the advertisers that all media outlets consist of. I'm just kinda surprised people expected more.

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    1. Re:Award shows = $$$, Not Art Appreciation by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Hey people aren't stupid. Unless you include all 6.3 billion people. To paraphrase Marge, "They can't all be stupid." I do agree that people disagree with awards often. I know I put negative faith in the Oscars. A few like LOTR aren't too bad but Titanic winning, blah. The VGA, video graphics adapter hehe, was basically 3 things. Music from metal and rap. Women with little cloths. And 3d games I have never played and don't want to.

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  101. Oscars and Spike Show Have Much in Common by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea that the Oscars aren't a marketting orgy and somehow represents an introspective look at an industry at itself is silly. The Oscars have always been a self-congratulatory social event. Given that the only "independent" films you see are distributed by Miramax (Disney) and Fox Searchlight illustrate that this is a glorified advertisement for studios.

    The fact that you don't see the Mountain Dew Action Movie award is simply because the studios have the money to fund their own marketting fest, whereas the gaming publishers don't. As the software publishing continues to consolidate you this might change (EA, Sony and Nintendo may hook up to do something that seems more legitimate). Even so, don't hold your breath waiting for your favorite non-console game by a small distributor to get any recognition.

  102. Wrong by Ether3k · · Score: 1

    I think there are a few games which can be compared to movies. Namely, Bomberman 64, Ledgend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time(beautiful), and Eternal Darkness.

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  103. Have you ever noticed...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever noticed how few posts games.slashdot articles get? I think the incline of media attention on games over the last several years has convinced people that there are more "video game geeks" out there. No. GTA sold many many copies not because it was an excellent game that had a resounding impact on the industry, but because it happened to appeal to a wide audience and was released for a console that built up it's userbase by providing non-gamer friendly titles. These type or awards shows would not be airing if there were not an audience for them. Included in the audience are the millions upon millions of people that bought GTA and Madden for the PS2, but don't have Ico and Katamari Damacy. This awards show is not for us, and it does not represent us.

  104. Why bash the author? by sarahbau · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised at the number of people that are slamming the author here. I don't see what the problem would be with a video game awards show. I probably wouldn't watch it, just as I don't watch any movie awards show, but I think it would be a good thing. Typically the only name that most people know behind a game, is the company that sells it - EA, Square, Blizzard, etc. That's like only knowing Miramax, Paramount, or Universal. Everyone's heard of John Williams, but how many people know that Matt Uelmen did the music for Diablo and Diablo II, or that Hironobu Sakaguchi wrote and produced all of the Final Fantasy series? I think some kind of awards ceremony would give recognition to the individuals working on a game, instead of the company that sells it getting all of the credit.

  105. Re:Webb a gamer? HAH! by geek_xyu · · Score: 2

    Both Webb and Sessler are very knowledgeable in games. Since when have there been different levels of gamers. Can you really claim yourself to know everything there is to know about video games? Either you play video games or you don't. It's an absolute to be a gamer. I'm not sure where you think you get your information on Morgan. But I can guarentee that you don't have a clue what you are talking about. The only thing you've said that I can agree with is that she is attractive and she does have a fanbase. If she didn't have a fanbase then I'm sure we'd hear many more complaints about getting her replaced but for the time being with the show being moved to G4 she is actually keeping the show together by helping keep Adam on. Give her some credit, you don't like it then don't watch..

  106. Relevant question. by Vvornth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Must we kill EVERY Rapper in this world in order to have a sane awards show of any kind AGAIN??

    1. Re:Relevant question. by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      YES

    2. Re:Relevant question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must we kill EVERY Rapper in this world in order to have a sane awards show of any kind AGAIN??

      Dunno. Let's try.

  107. No Respect for Games or No one to Show Respect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason the show was a joke is simple: Lack of unions in the gaming industry. Say anything bad about unions you want, but organized labor unions do at least one thing well: Organized awards shows. The Association of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, which issues the Oscars, is nothing much more than a glorified "union of unions", with each sub-union defining the rules for what gets nominated. You don't have to be a member to be nominated, but only members get to vote - and only for awards in their industry. Therefore, you get a "respectable" results, and usually a classier show (well, usually).
    The same is essentially true for music (The Grammys), television (the Emmys), and even stage (the Tonys).
    There is no "Video Game Association of America" unifying the industry. That fiasco on SpikeTV was not an awards show, it was a shameless attempt to cash in on the fact that games are popular.

  108. Marketing before the Holiday seaons. by OoSync · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I caught exactly 30 seconds of this "Awards Show" before changing the channel. The only thing I saw was the game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" being nominated for "Game of the Year". Is it just me, or has that game only been released for about two weeks. Also, the year's not yet over.

    So, if they'll nominate brand new titles (i.e., one's that haven't been evaluated over time to see if they hold that special something) for "Game of the Year" and they'll do this before the end of the year, it leaves one conclusion.

    The "Awards Show" was nothing more than a hackneyed marketing shceme to showcase this season's holiday lineup. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  109. Not sure if the last part is serious, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What show are you watching? All I hear and see is "ROFL Adam is a perverted loser!" type comments and "sketches" ever since they added Morgan and renamed the show.

    If they just removed the "Adam is a big dumb male" crap I would actually watch and enjoy it again.

  110. What A Fuckin Joke! by webzombie · · Score: 1

    The review and the award show.

    Pimping shitting products and slam jammin' all those phat gangster games and stuff.

    What a fuckin waste of air time!

    I'll post my full review of this review late! (;-

    Ah... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

  111. One problem... by Mephie · · Score: 1
    Characters you get to name...

    "... and the award for best supporting character goes to.... Whatever the fuck you named the little Yoshi dude in 'Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!' Congratulations, whatever the fuck your name is!"

  112. Because... by baudilus · · Score: 1

    he didn't do the 2003's because Jenna Jameson was there, and this time she wasn't. He's mad as hell, and is not going to take it anymore!

  113. re: awards by p0rnking · · Score: 1

    While I agree with what you had said, I ask you this ... what did you expect from SpikeTV? Have you ever watched the channel? Now look at the channels that the Academy Awards are on.
    SpikeTV targets one type of crowd ... MEN, while other channels target a much wider audience.

  114. A never-ending cascade of scantily clad women?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    And I missed it! Does anyone know when they're re-airing it?! Thanks!

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  115. Rigged by Christoff+Ka+Sin+Chu · · Score: 1

    The voting was rigged anyways...you could vote multiple times.

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  116. good god by comet69 · · Score: 0

    would could take more than 2 hours of an award ceremony??

    ONLY 2 hours my ass!! jesus.. i was done after the first hour..

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  117. Re:Webb a gamer? HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what he meant to say was "Attractive women don't like me so I'm going to try to mask my insecurity about them by assuming they're all idiots and have no knowledge of the things I like, because if they did, they'd have sex with me."

  118. Do what I did... by th0r_candeias · · Score: 1

    Go over to spiketv.com and tell them how much you hate them for patronizing you.

    That's what I did.

    Maybe with enough criticism they will try a little harder next year. (dubious, but worth a shot)

  119. Why did you bother? by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    What the hell were you expecting from a network called "Spike" that features crappy shows like "Stripperella" and "Most extreme elimination challenge?" You have not right being dissapointed by anything you see on a crap network like that, although I'm dissapointed that people stupid enough to watch that crap are still allowed to use the internet.

    1. Re:Why did you bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm dissapointed that people stupid enough to watch that crap are still allowed to use the internet"

      you could always cancel ~your~ service to lighten the disappointment

  120. No surprise by techstar25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It doesn't surprise me that the gaming awards are immediately as tired and ridculous as MTV's music video awards have become. There was a time when music videos were awarded for the art form that they can be. Gone are the days when a Neil Young music video can win video of the year, without ever once being broadcast on MTV! MTV banned the video yet it remarkable won best video that year. That was back when the award for the best video went to the "best video" instead of the "most requested on TRL" video. These types of awards shows are not to be taken seriously.

  121. Attacking an irrelevant target. by fondue · · Score: 1

    "Seriously, wouldn't it be great to see John Carmack present an award? Or get to listen to a Wil (sic) Wright acceptance speech?"

    Why? What purpose would this serve? What cause would this further? Serious criticism of games is being held back by over-protective critics unable to treat the form as anything other than a monolithic entity, whose representation in the media is somehow expected to reflect their taste.

    The 'Spike' awards weren't aimed at people who take games seriously. Broadcast television is very rarely a suitable platform for serious high-minded discussion. Zonk's commentary is really barking up entirely the wrong tree.

    Maybe the interactive entertainment BAFTAs would be less offensive to his sensibilities?

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  122. Who gives a damn about the demographics? by Excen · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest here. This "Awards Show" was all about the reunion of Motley Crue man! I wished I could have fast forwarded through the awards show and just watched the concert footage! Come on people, it was just a thinly veiled attempt to put Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Pharrell, Method Man, Redman, Busta Rhymes, Sum 41, and the debut of the reunited Crue onstage and write it off as a business expense!
    I will admit the award selection was completely and totally whacked, but that's not the point of the spectacle. It was a concert, nothing more, nothing less.

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  123. Hear Hear by ZWarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As the owner of one of those gamer sites, and a company that manages LAN party events, I agree completely.

    I realize that there are those out there who are just wanting to have a good time. I can be one of them. But I also am a businessman who is working in a business that is growing and will eventually be considered "respectable". But the likes of the Spike awards show will not hasten that respectability.

    Additionally, since we run LAN parties we see a LOT of those gamers that this show is supposed to represent. they are not rappers, they are ordinary people who really look up to the programmers and other visionaries who create the entertainment they are partaking in. Why cheapen that with people who have nothing to do with the industry, and women who wouldn't dare come into a major event dressed like that without a security force of some size around them.

    I think it's about time that the people who write teh games, and the people who play the games should have a say in what is award worthy, and what is not. Let the industry itself decide what's worth the awards. Use the industry movers and shakers as the people who are presenting. Use the groups that had music IN the games as the musical interludes. Heck, do like the Oscars, and have the songs that are up for awards be the ones that are played.

    Don't insult the average gamer with drivel that they can't relate to.

    That's just the rantings of an experienced gamer, but still...

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  124. Andy Griffith by jrwillis · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah, bring back Andy Griffith! Otis is my God and role model.

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  125. Like the Academy Awards by SoVeryWrong · · Score: 1

    I think an entertaining awards show for Gaming would be classy, like the Academy Awards. Here is a list of the main categories (which could be broken into more):

    Technical Achievement
    - Game Design
    - Tools
    - Rendering
    Art Direction
    - Art Design
    - Execution
    Storyline
    - Original
    - Adapted
    Sound
    - Score
    - Sound Effects

    I'd definately watch it, especially if instead of canned videos they showed some behind the scenes stuff while announcing the nominees.

  126. Spike by kureido · · Score: 1

    I have three acronyms for you: DS9, TNG, and CSI. Need I say more? If so, I could add MXC too.

  127. Go Figure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately for the "mature and serious gamers" out there, the share of the market caters to t33nz. And what better way to impress teens than with sw33t ub3rchicks and rap?
    rOxOr!

    You want content? Quit watching TV!
    Hehe.

  128. We Have To Get Used To This by Riahd · · Score: 1

    The show was maybe the last bar shielding us from an indisputable schism in video games. Capital-N Nerds stopped owning gaming a long time ago; don't waste time looking for solidarity among those who will call themselves gamers, don't bother trying to drive out the invading mongoloid hordes. Homer reading groups don't apologize for romance novel slag. Art house film followers don't sweat Bruckheimer summer blockbusters. Granted, whatever occurred on SpikeTV may be the greatest public face gaming will have for a while. And it's really pitiful, but, so what? I guess we just have to hold our niche. Awe no -- more pangs of grief over Gamefan.

  129. rebuttal by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Allow me to respond with Vampire Raiders: Ninja Queen!!! OK, your point is taken, some video games are just as bad as some movies. I highly recommend watching the referenced movie, however. It is sort of like a painting done by a mentally retarded elephant. You should see it just to see what a mentally retarded elephant can paint.

    1. Re:rebuttal by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      Okay, yes I think we get that we can easily compare the best of one medium to the worst of another and get an obvious analysis. Thank you.

      The point is that no medium has an upper limit on the quality of work that it can produce. Film and video games have equal potential to create thought-provoking, emotional, immersive experiences. Just because one instance of the medium fails, doesn't mean the entire medium should be thought of as creatively impotent. And it certainly doesn't mean that when a work comes along which actually invokes all the joy of great art, that it should be ignored because it isn't typical. No medium has to produce better work on average than any other to be successful commercially and artistically.

      I would also point out that movies and video games, like music and drawing, are geared toward different goals. A game which has eloquent storytelling may not necessarily be a good game - just like a movie with great visuals may not be a great movie. That's why Katamari Damacy keeps popping up here in spite of the fact that it has a plot which, made into a movie, would be largely inadequate. Same thing with DOOM. Do you really think the plot is the heart and soul of a video game? Ikaruga, Tetris, Bejeweled and Mario Kart dissent.

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  130. I saw the show last night... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...at first, i was very impressed by all the big names... snoop dogg, samuel jackson, madden, green day, etc... and seeing tiger woods dressed like a pimp was most excellent!

    but then you start to notice that everyone that received an award was also announcing some other award... i started to imagine the following dialog:

    SpikeTV: ring, ring...
    Samuel Jackson: Hello?
    SpikeTV: This is Spike TV with the video games award... you've won best male actor.
    Jackson: Really? Great.
    SpikeTV: The award ceremony is Tuesday.
    Jackson: Sorry, I'm busy.
    SpikeTV: If you're not there to accept the award we'll have to give it to someone else.
    Jackson: Oh. Okay, no problem.
    SpikeTV: But we really would like you to be there... what if we paid you $1000?
    Jackson: No thanks.. I make more than that for doing a voice over.
    SpikeTV: Whats's your going rate then?
    Jackson: $20K per evening.
    SpikeTV: Would you be a presenter for that price?
    Jackson: Yep.
    SpikeTV: Ok, our EA representative says money is no object.
    Jackson: Thanks.. but I don't want to dress up.. wearing my sweats wont be a problem, will it?
    SpikeTV: No, whatever.. .as long as you show up!

    And this conversation was repeated by every major celebrity there except Green Day... and they probably feel screwed over today.

    The other thing is you didn't see many geeks or programmers.. but that's probably good if you want to get some ratings.

  131. goodbye karma! by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Rap is talentless idiocy. I don't care which culture likes it, it does not make it good music. It is repetative, it is devoid of any lyrical merit. Most of it endorces the very things that keeps their culture down, guns, drugs, whores, demeaning women. Any type of thing that makes being a violent "thug" seem like a preferable course of action, is completely devoid of merit, unless it has a strong sense of irony. Lets face it, any moron can string together a mindless repetative bass line, then badly rhyme about shootin' yo crack hos to it. Rap is the only music more mindless than techno. Especially now.

    And how many black people have been to africa or are from there? I HATE that PCism, let whoever call themselves whatever they want, as long as it is accurate. I am not a Western Europo American. I'm just a white guy, or to be technical a caucasian. But I don't care if people call me a white guy.

    Now flame me and mod me down, please.

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    1. Re:goodbye karma! by radish · · Score: 1

      Whilst I agree that much of mainstream commercial rap is largely devoid of merit, I would argue that the same is true of almost all mainstream commercial music, of any genre. But rap, just like rock, country, classical or whatever else, has it's talented proponents. I'm _not_ a rap fan, but I've heard enough underground hip hop to realise there's some serious art going on there. Poetic lyrics speaking of the real world, great beats, and a vibrant and above all _positive_ message. Don't make the mistake of believing MTV when they try to tell you what rap is.

      And I won't even start on your belittling of "techno" - you wouldn't even recognize real techno if you heard it, and what you think of as "techno" almost certainly isn't it.

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    2. Re:goodbye karma! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      So techno is like the Tao? Those who know don't tell, and those who tell don't know? I hate "artforms" designed for the elite (like Pollack, and Warhol). Art should be immediatly recognizable, and have effects on all people who listen to it. There is no exuse for elitism.

      The thing we define as real is that which is available. While i'm sure "real" techno is good, and "real" rap is good. In truth the real is what is on TV, what is on the top 100, everything else is an elitest niche. The Real is what the masses get.

      Though, if I was feeling particularly post-modern today, I would rant about how there is no Real....

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    3. Re:goodbye karma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rap is talentless idiocy."

      Thank you. The sooner everyone realizes this the better off we will be.

  132. This already exists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This mystical video games awards show, you know the one where the awards that are given are serious and respected by everyone in the industry? It already exists. It is called the GDC awards. Highlights of the last few years include Rookie of the Year to Retro for MP, and Lifetime Achievement awards for Gumpei Yokoi and Yuji Naka of Nintendo and Sonic Team respectively. It is a very ritzy, black tie affair, and even emotional (Yokoi's award was accepted posthumously following his tragic death). All the industry greats are involved, and the awards actually mean something, since they are awarded by your peers. The only thing missing is televising the event! Can any networks out there step up to the plate and feed the serious gamers something other than commercials?

  133. correct assumptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incorrect assumptions. (Score:5, Insightful)
    by Telastyn (206146) on Wednesday December 15, @02:46PM (#11095780)
    The 'editorial' assumes 2 things which are largely incorrect.

    Firstly, that we actually respect the Oscars,and that they themselves aren't completely shallow renderings of that industry. Awards shows aren't respected anymore. They've become popularity contests at best, and an annual soap opera at worst.


    But we do respect the Palme d'Or .
  134. Highlight of the show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... motley crue. forgetting the words to dr. feelgood. seriously. wtf.

  135. well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snoop Dog hosting a show. Really, what did you expect?

  136. An award show that was actually WORSE then G4& by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. You mean it took you guys a 2nd year to realize that SpikeTV's VG awards are crap?

    Last year, I just remember thinking that NO ONE could do a worse award show then G4. I mean, they invited a cosplay act from an anime con to perform for god's sake! But, as geeky and childish as that show was, at least they did have the right idea on addressing games as art.

    Spike TV's show is better compared to the MTV movie awards. In that it's an award show, voted on and pandered to the lowest common denominator. That, and I'm sure advertiser dollars played a big part in who won as well.

  137. My feelings on the award show was mixed by brkello · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about how Slashdot would respond to the video game awards last night, and this is exactly what I expected. The one thing that this award show had that every other award show has...is that it was really bad. The scripting was awful and the acting was worse. I do like the fact that games are getting more exposure and becoming more main stream. It's nice to see really good looking women saying that they like to kill zombies...because it is fun, and others shouldn't look down on it as a form of entertainment. So do I want to be lumped in with a bunch of pasty nerds or a bunch of hardcore rappers and VS models. Neither, because I don't fall in to either of the groups. It seems, though, that mainstream gamers don't like what I like. I don't see how, if you objectively sit down and play both halo 2 and half life 2, you could say halo 2 is better. It just isn't. If it is just "the people" voting, then I can understand how they picked it...because a lot of people are console gamers and never really played hl2...you aren't going to vote for something you don't play. It would be nice if an intelligent panel of people selected who won....people who have actually played all of the games and played them through to the end. (ok, so both ending were a little bit of a disappointment, but I would say more so of halo2 because it just leaves you on a cliff hanger).

    I have to admit...some of it was funny. The hot chick reading cheat codes cracked me up. And having Christopher Watkins (sp?) say "Welcome to your Everquest" almost killed me....if they could cut out all the idiot stars and inject more humor like that in there, the show would be great. You could do so much fun stuff with the video game characters and parody. I still say, as bad as some of the stuff was last night, that it was a good thing to show how far gaming has come. I don't remember commercial for Final Fantasy when I was a kid, now they are on every major network.

    I wish the review talked a little more on what games actually won. (GTA:SA won game of the year, halo2 won best fps, etc) That to me shows a certain bias...maybe that was really the worst part, is that it was clear the more pouplar 'main stream' game won in every category, not the best game. Does that make sense? It was like the game that more people played won, rather than the one that was technically better. It would be like giving the award to best movie to the one that had the best box office turn out.

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  138. What on earth did you guys expect after last year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After seeing the joke of a show they had last year, did anyone honestly expect this year to be any better? I mean, come on. The highlight of last year's show was some headbanger dudes in wheelchairs. I was ROTFLMAO. Then I changed the channel. Then I watched the repeat a few days later just to laugh at the headbanger dudes in wheelchairs again. After my sides hurt, I gave up.

  139. Re: awards by Servo · · Score: 1

    More specifically, SpikeTV targets 20-30 something men who still think fart jokes and girls with big hooters are still entertaining.

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  140. Our awards ceremonies are all right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did the slack-jawed glassy-eyed primetime TV watching population intersect the gamers demographic? The reason we don't have an Oscars night to ourself is we don't need one. We've got the internet.

    That may sound very sour grapes, but bear in mind many of the people who enjoyed this show probably can't pronounce - let alone have heard of Katamari Damashii. And think that Final Fantasy is probably pr0n. We're trying to appeal to the idiot box population here - not exactly likely to value fine hand-to-eye and intelligent control. Also game creation has a long history with the internet.

    We award valuable contributors the best way we can - Gabe Newell, Nobuo Uematsu, id, Gabe&Tycho... by playing their games, forming cultures, sharing experiences and worshipping them where the people that really matter to us can see it.

    D

  141. I can't believe I'm giving up modding to say this by Honest_John · · Score: 1
    I thought the collective IQ of ./ was large enough to see that the target audience of the "show" as well as the network is (pre)pubescent boys. The lemmings are just looking for guidance on "what is cool". W(hy)TF do you think it's two weeks before Christmas?

    You should write Spike a letter and demand two hours of your life back. The way I see it, it's about as logical as expecting them to have an artistic and unbiased view on anything. What is cool for them(Spike) is what gets them paid. What's cool for kids is what Spike sells them.

  142. Adolescents by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 1
    Spike is obviously targeting the audience that watches Spike... the adolescent males. You should expect adolescent male material.

    The dollars equal the content.

  143. I turned the TV off after I saw... by WizardRahl · · Score: 1

    that Halo 2 won best FPS over Far Cry, UT2004, HL2, and Doom3. When I watch Spike it feels like they are trying too hard to spread themselves too thin to cover every male interest group from 18-20something and then they come up accomplishing nothing...

  144. You're comparing literature to video games? by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    You can tell a great story in any form, books, TV, movies, or in a video game.

    That begs the question of what constitutes a great story. If a "great story" is a story packed with action, I suppose a game and a book or movie are equivalent. The game probably holds the edge, because of its intrinsic interactivity.

    But isn't there a difference between a video game, which generally provides at best a very shallow view of the human condition, and a great work of literature? To Kill a Mockingbird may not have made any impact on you, but it made a deep and lasting impact on me. The book dealt with human weaknesses like fear, prejudice, and malice. It made me think about what it would be like to be on the receiving end of hatred. It opened my eyes.

    The Oscars are voted on, as are the Pulitzer prizes. But less generally-popular movies and books do win these prizes, because the people who are doing the judging are looking for works of art that do not simply serve as entertainment, but also fulfill some other artistic function. We may not agree with who won a given award, but with awards for art there are always metrics beyond simple popularity. Awards for artistic works are designed to highlight work that elevates the culture.

    Do most video games elevate the culture? Perhaps the video game community needs to ask itself whether it truly is an art form, as many delude themselves into believing, or whether most games are simply immersive entertainment that at best contains no message and at worst conveys the message that maximizing your kill count is equivalent to heroism.

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  145. Consoles... by SunPin · · Score: 1

    suck all creativity and innovation out of this world.

    They are geared for brain-dead button punching to create an army of RSI victims for the special interest Big Thumb industry.

    There is no chance in hell that the _average_ console gamer has the intellectual capacity and attention span to play something like Homeworld or any Total War game.

    This wouldn't concern me if it wasn't for the fact that PC studios are dying. If studios write for consoles first and PCs second, they will stop writing for PCs altogether. Check GameSpot's sales rank for systems overall. PCs don't crack the top 10.

    It's sad.

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    1. Re:Consoles... by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      [Consoles] suck all of the creativity and innonation out of this world

      I take it you've never played Katamari Damacy, Viewtiful Joe, or Ikaruga to name a few.

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    2. Re:Consoles... by cluke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that endless stream of FPS, RTSs and level-treadmilling MMORPGs that the PC produces are really inspiring, yeah?

  146. Important by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    While most people have done an excellent job of showing why this is exactly the kind of thing that drives our type of gamer away, many have been wrong with one assumption.

    That their target market is us.

    Got news for you, but I'm willing to bet their in depth market research showed them who the biggest demographic for them is, and they are pandering to them. Thats fine if you think they are inferior to you (well, no its not, but thats your call not mine), but to fault SpikeTV for not providing you with the show you want is like getting mad at MTV for pushing what is hot and current. They're not in it for your dollars, and they never were. They are in it for the dollars of their most profitable market, which in this case apparently likes the things they offered.

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  147. we've met the gamer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it ain't us

  148. Game Developers Already Have a Prestigious Award by AaronBaker2000 · · Score: 1

    It's the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences Hall of Fame.

    From Wikipedia:

    Since 1998, the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences (AIAS) has annually inducted into its Hall of Fame video game developers that have made revolutionary and innovative achievements in the video and computer game industry.

    Inductees
    2004 : Peter Molyneux of Lionhead Studios
    2003 : Yu Suzuki of SEGA
    2002 : Will Wright of Maxis
    2001 : John Carmack of id Software
    2000 : Hironobu Sakaguchi of Squaresoft (Square Enix as of 2003)
    1999 : Sid Meier of Firaxis Games
    1998 : Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo


    Anyone who doesn't think that video games deserve respect hasn't played enough games from these guys.

  149. Planescape: Torment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't think videogames are capable of powerful storytelling, you really haven't played this game. I don't think I've seen any movies that can match it either, although there are certainly quite a few books that I can't say the same for.

    1. Re:Planescape: Torment by archivis · · Score: 1

      Yeah it WAS a good game.

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  150. ... the VGA is a Big Honkin' Joke ... by ninjagin · · Score: 1
    Thankfully, I have posted so late in the topic that nobody will read my post, but I feel that I have to get my impressions down in ASCII text.

    I watched for about 15 minutes. It was all I could take. As an avid PC gamer, and NOT a console gamer, I felt that I was completely left out. The only celebs I saw were of the supermodel/athlete/rapstar/musician variety. SnoopDog's performance sucked my dog's ass, but then again I've never understood his appeal in the first place.

    I was hoping for something a little less hip-hop and something a little more technical. I didn't hear engine design talked about. I didn't see any actually game developers/producers there. I didn't see any awards for art design, RTS titles, simulators, MMORPGs or anything like that. How about best RPG-fantasy, or best RPG-modern day? How about best multiplayer? How about best FPS sequel or bonus pack? I didn't see any more evaluation of the games other than "what's really popular right now?". Where were the experts. Where was the "legacy award for the designer of "Joust", or the misty retrospective of vector graphics games. Maybe I got fed up too soon and it was there all the time if I had only stuck with it, but it just stank so bad that I had to turn away.

    I think some others who have posted to this topic recognized something that I also saw: that gamers have become stereotypes -- zit-faced, controller-strangling, button-mashing, screaming red-eyed freaks. The odd part is that I noticed in a few of the audience shots that there were a few portly bespectacled guys in button-down shirts who were kind of trying to figure out whether to headbang or toe-tap while waving hands in the air for SnoopDog's "Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!". I felt a little better, but it passed very quickly and I was nauseous again.

    It was such a waste.

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  151. Award shows by John+Carmack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I did the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences awards show a few years ago -- I was inducted into the hall of fame one year, then the next year I inducted Will Wright.

    I hated it, but it is a big industry, and there is a broad range of people involved. Honestly, I'm almost certainly in the minority. One developer that I was talking to backstage was very bullish about how important it was to legitimize the industry with events like this, but I just don't have any empathy for what I perceive as "Hollywood envy".

    Some award show issues are just a result of stupidity -- I felt so bad watching Hironobu Sakaguchi of Squaresoft, a non-native english speaker, being forced to read a long speech written by some PR type about me. I threw out what they gave me to say about Will, and wrote something more to the point myself.

    I do feel that there is a rather fundamental mismatch with big awards shows for game development, because game development isn't a performing art. You expect actors and musicians to show well, because that is what they do. Why aren't awards for authors the same glamorous events that the movie / TV / music ones are? Game developers are much closer to authors than actors.

    John Carmack

    1. Re:Award shows by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

      It's not important to legitimize games with hokey awards shows, but that's not going to stop people from the abominations like last night.

      Where there's things to be compared, award shows will be there to highlight it all. Although it's frightening to imagine how an awards show would go if /. handled it. I don't need to think about it.

    2. Re:Award shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While they certainly aren't a necessary thing, award ceremonies should ideally be events one can be proud of participating in.

      And in older days, authors(whether of books or plays or songs) did attain renowned celebrity status as great as that of performers. The fact that they aren't getting that now isn't indicative of an incompatible system so much as one that has been overtaken by other mediums - mediums which put performers squarely at the center and communicate to audiences more powerfully. But apparently the tide has turned around again with gaming.

      Perhaps the only real trouble is that in gaming, only the heaviest and most richly detailed and technologically advanced games, such as the ones you've had the opportunity and talent to make, will recieve full appreciation; lesser efforts are tossed away like dime novels, even if by any other measure they are equals.

    3. Re:Award shows by Oxygen99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I don't know what it's like in the States, but here in the UK, authors and artists do have glitzy award shows that are televised live. Witness the Booker Prize, the Orange Prize or the Turner Prize. Maybe this just reflects differing intellectual standards or interests, but it's certainly nothing strange to us.

      Personally, I feel as soon as real writers realise the power of the medium, computer games will become a respected art form in themselves distinct from more traditional modes of expression. If not, it'll be a huge disappointment.

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    4. Re:Award shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe this just reflects differing intellectual standards or interests, but it's certainly nothing strange to us."

      This is America we're talking about then and thus so explains everything.

    5. Re:Award shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the biggest problem with the game industry awards shows is they have no legitamcy.
      Who picks these awards? I have followed the game industry for nearly 15 years and I have yet to see an awards show that has any lasting credibility, TV or print. Gamespy just gave Halo 2 its game of the year award which is laughable.

  152. Does anyone take G4TechTv's award show seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, I realize G-Phoria doesn't have anything like the production values of SpikeTV's show, but at least it's done by people who truly care and no something about video games (people like the cast of X-Play).

  153. contradictory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'first time I ever saw "male enhancement" ads other than SPAM was on Spike'

    That'd be right - defend our gender, then go and imply that men are just dicks after all :-/

  154. Lame by rgonsalves · · Score: 1
    First off, I only saw about ten minutes of the show.

    Lots of rap. I like rap but having rappers show up to shamelessly self-promote kills what little integrity the show had.

    My main point however:

    Samual L. Jackson accepted the award for "Game of the Year" on behalf of GTA: San Andreas (Note, he did voice acting for the game). But he referred to the game as "Grand Theft Auto 2".

    That is what truly killed it for me.

    Next time a game wins the most prestigious award of the show, you want it to be accepted by someone who had more than trivial involvement in the project and KNOWS THE TITLE OF THE GAME!

    That's all I ask.

    By the way, Samuel L. Jackson is still the man

    -Reed
  155. Sucker by drwav · · Score: 1

    I knew that awards show was going to suck the first time I saw an ad for it. Spike is only good for two things: Star Trek and CSI.

    Man, award shows IN GENERAL almost always suck.

  156. Get a clue by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    It's an awards show on TV, not a GameCon somewhere. If the show was the game developers and designer it would be a bore to the masses that watch TV. The audence would be too small to attract advertisers. Having a show full of hot babes and bad music is a draw to the typical gamer. The typical gamer for the most part is not a computer geek who tweaks their OS and writes code. They are the young kids with too much energy, hormones, and rage.

    Were just now getting the generation that grew up playing lots of video games. They are now making money and the game and audio/visual industry wants the money they are going to spend for ultimate game systems and rooms for the total game experience. As I said before they aren't computer geeks who respect what went into the games. They want plasma TV and surround sound systems that will scare the neighbors three blocks away. So TV offers up an award show so the companies who want to sell them the product for a ultimate gamers life can be seen.

    So as an official old fart I think the show needed more babe, send Motley Crue to the retirement home, and Snoop Dogg is cool.

  157. You expected anything less? by Tritoph · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding me? You tuned into SpikeTV and expected anything less then what you saw? You've got to be kidding me. It's like Maxim's review of videogames on TV. Are you going to take Maxim's reviews of videogames seriously?

    I really don't know why you're appalled, you should have expected that. Damn.

  158. Yup. See Oscars Sci & Tech Awards ceremony... by MojoStan · · Score: 1
    Parent makes a good point. The Oscars, Grammies, and Emmys telecasts have a variety of movie stars, music stars, and tv stars to attract a large viewing audience that covers all demographics.

    Video games, while outselling movies (in dollars), don't have "video game stars" that can attract a large audience to a televised awards show. I guess the geniuses at SpikeTV saw a huge video game industry (around $20 billion), a relatively narrow demographic (young males), but no "video game stars" to sell the telecast. The result: babes and loud music.

    Even the Oscars Scientific and Technical Awards ceremony is held at a seperate venue on a different date than the main awards ceremony. Only brief highlights of the Sci & Tech Awards are shown during the Oscars telecast. And guess what: they use babes (J Garn, Ch Ther, R Zell, S Hay, A Heche) to keep viewers from changing the channel.

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  159. Game Developers' Choice Awards by Castar · · Score: 1

    The serious award for games is the GDC Award. It's given each year at the Game Developers' Conference, and the decision is made by people actually within the industry - respectful recognition from one professional to another. They give awards for all aspects of game development, as well as things like innovation. They also recognize independent games.

    Here's a http://www.igda.org/awards/link

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    1. Re:Game Developers' Choice Awards by Alconis · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, those award shows are't broadcasted. Just some small coverage in G4TechTV. I wonder who'll win the Penguin Award in the next one.

  160. Come on people! by Cooler1011 · · Score: 0

    I don't even see why we bother trying to raise games to the level of movies and stuff already... We've already surpassed it. Video games make more money than movies ever have, and yet we still try to emulate it.

    Why? We have our Ico's and Rez's... We do have crap like Raise Your Voice in the form of Barbies Fashions Designer, but who buys that or even takes it seriously? We've surpassed movies in terms of both money generated and overall quality.

    Lets not let our all-holy genre` fall victim to the endless parade of sequels and cash-cows and big series that has befallen movies and seems to be befalling games... Name one game that sold well this year that wasn't a sequel? Ask some of your mainstream gaming friends what they've been playing, and what they think is the best game of the year, or perhaps even best game ever? The likely answers are Madden, Halo, Or GTA, and i'll admit they're good, and fun, but there are better games, and we know that, but THEY sure as hell don't.

    We must stand up and fight for the honor of video games! Come comrades! Who is with me?

    Bah, you don't have to actually start a revolution, but putting a little more thought into what games you buy and play would be cool. And murdering people who play Halo would be cool to. Just kidding. /End really long rant that no one probably read or cared about or liked.

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  161. Nerds vs. Men by Uri_bending_spoons · · Score: 1

    Well, hardcore gamer "nerds" may be a small part of the entire gamer's market. But I think that a "Video Game Awards" type of show would disproportionately appeal to the nerdy gamers. I just don't see the guys who get together with their friends for a game of Madden or Halo devoting a night to a video game awards ceremony.

    Also, if Average Joe doesn't have time for an "in depth analysis" of some games, then why is he watching a 2hr show about them?

    But on the flip side, I differ that with the original poster's irritation about "girls in bikinis" - like they're somehow violating the spirit of a video game awards show. Most video games - especially the ones specifically designed for hardcore gamers - cater to their audience by displaying lots of busty semi-clad females (think Final Fantasy games, Everquest).

    I don't appreciate the psychic damage these shows are causing by bombarding kids with overly suggestive sexual imagery, but they're just using the same tricks video game developers are. It sounds like they're representing the industry pretty damn well to me.

  162. Excuse me. by c0p0n · · Score: 1

    This means you are limiting the number of real women, who are still quite attractive, which you consider dateable.

    What is that woman thing? A new kind of ubercrazy robot?

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  163. Dear Zonk... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    I regret to inform you that the rod up your ass has a rod up its ass.

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  164. Catch 22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can spike TV afford to run an awards show without having to resort to big corporate sponsors. I see it as two options mountain dew wants to advertise and I want to see games get awards. I have no problem with mountain dew doing what they want to do so long as I get to do what I want to do otherwise the awards show would not be possible. Video games are not movies yet it will take time and spike TV is an excellent network trying to take a set in the right direction. Good job to spike tv to bring games to the next level

  165. Re:Does anyone take G4TechTv's award show seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    G4TechTV jumped the shark. They fucking suck now. You should quit watching them. Sure, Morgan's tits are nice, but it's not enough to drive a whole network.

  166. Ummmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The night was a never-ending cascade of scantily clad women, rap, "extreme" stuff, rap, people who had nothing to do with games, and rap."

    Has anyone played Final Fantasy X-2 ?

  167. Spike's original content by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    But their origional content, and their ads (first time I ever saw "male enhancement" ads other than SPAM was on Spike) are just demeaning to any guy with a brain.

    I'll give you the ads, but ease up on their original content. Remember, Spike TV is the network that gave us The Joe Schmo Show, the first reality show that has ever been any good. An original concept, plenty of comedy, bizarre situations that bring out the best in the (real) contestants, and even some boobage for us men who actually do enjoy thinking about sex.

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  168. Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waait a second. You mean the whole point of the oscars isnt to look at hot women in 2 million dollar dresses? I think someone mentioned something about "movies" at the oscars, but that is just propaganda.

  169. This award show WAS aimed at gamers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a game reviewer for a few respected game sites for a few years. I freelanced and got paid pretty well for playing games and reviewing them.

    I hadn't kept up with the industry much, with life getting in the way, but recently have come into a lot of free time (and am thankfully NOT unemployed). As such, I started reading the mags again.

    Have you seen a current issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly? It's written for sixth-graders! They don't want to use the word "fuck" in an article, so they say "f***" instead. And these "bleeps" are all over the magazine. In the October issue, they even appeared on the cover. I guess there's a lot of difference between "fuck" and "f***" that I don't see. And EGM is apparently the #1 gaming mag.

    The nominees last night for "Pontiac GTO Best Racing Game" were NFS Underground 2, Burnout 3, and Nascar 2005. Aside from a plug for the Pontiac GTO, notice anything unusual about those three nominees? Oh yeah, they're all published by EA. And NFS Underground 2 has only been out for 2 weeks!! What was the nomination cut off, yesterday? As an aside, Roy Jones Jr. announced the winner of the category as "Pontiac GTO Best Racing Game," reading the cover of the DVD case he was given instead of opening it, which gave me a great laugh.

    The gamimg industry is still an immature baby. It wants to be breast fed while its bigger brother the movie industry is drinking Bourbon. The fact is that the marketers of the gaming industry were also heavily involved in last night's abortion of an awards ceremony, and the nominees for almost every category proved it.

    Until the industry organizes itself, something it has NEVER been able to do (even the IDSA awards druing E3 2000 had nominaees published from 1998-2000 couldn't even DEFINE THE CRITERIA for a cutoff date). Wonder why Leonardo DiCaprio's "The Aviator" is coming out on Christmas day? Because the distributor wants it to be nominated for an Oscar. Unlike the gaming industry, the movie industry has its collective shit together.

  170. The industry already has real awards ceremonies by Malkin · · Score: 1

    The fact is, anybody can run an awards show. It might represent the industry badly, but there really isn't a heck of a lot the industry can do about it. Personally, I wish people would stop acting like the Spike TV awards have any kind of legitimacy.

    The fact is, we already have an Academy. They're the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences (http://www.interactive.org/), and they give out the Interactive Achievement Awards, every year.

    However, the best known of the game development awards shows is hosted by the IGDA. This is the Game Developer's Choice Awards (http://www.igda.org/awards/). This show made an appearance on MTV one year (correct me if I'm wrong), and earned a good bit of attention from G4 last year, and hopefully will receive more coverage in the future.

    Finally, for the indies, there's the Independent Games Festival (http://www.igf.com/), though the awards part of the festival has generally been tacked onto the Game Developer's Choice Awards event, in the last couple of years.

  171. GDC Award is worthy IMHO by Goosey · · Score: 1

    The annual Game Developers Conference hosts an award ceremony to pick the best games in various catagories including "Game of the Year". The appealing this about these awards is they are picked BY game developers. It is my opinion that peer review is best, and that there must be no higher honor for a game developer then to have your work aknowledged by other developers.

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  172. Actually IS an award show by copenja · · Score: 1

    It is funny peopel keeping talking about John Caramack everytime that they want to prove "art" worthy games are.. While attending the the 2004 game developers conference I heard John give a Q&A session and he was asked if he considering games art.. He replied that no he did NOT consider games art, because they are created purely to be fun and entertaining. ALSO there is an intelligent award show. It's called the "Developers Choice Awards" and does focus ONLY on the games and is attended by the top developers. They have insightful categories.. Like "Best Character Development", "Best Plot", "Best Independent Game", etc, etc..

  173. good games dont excest anymore by luther349 · · Score: 1

    dont get my wrong on my commet but what you saw on that sad attempt at a game award is what most gamers today likes. orignal games simply dont excest anymore unless you count xboxes fable everything else is simple remake after remake and the only reasion fable was orignal couse it was made buy the same folks who made black and white. truly orignal games dont excest anymore couse there to big of a risk for game companys and if the game flops they go broke. so they stick to what sells i mean rocstar is a good friggin example who needs 3 gta games for the same friggen console not to metion all 3 are almost excaly the same gameplay and gfx wise. but it works i mean gta sa is a huge seller couse your common gamer will buy anything that has the gta logo on it lol.

    1. Re:good games dont excest anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh you couldn't be more wrong sir. There are tonnes of original games being pumped out around the clock.

      If you think your statement is true then you are not a true gamer. I'm tried of the attitude towards gamers. Someone who uses their X-box every now and then is not a gamer.

      A Gamer is a person who generally owns all consoles (or emulates them on pc) and will play most games genres. A person who spends 500 hours on Madden NFL isn't a gamer thaey just really like football.

      And for the record HL2 sold more copies on the first day then GTA SA sold in a week.

  174. scruffy anti social gamer stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i dunno, have you actually played any MMORPG lately? the stereotype is pretty accurate, and never do you see a 'gamer' speak up against his peers (it almost always is a guy by the way) and tell them to stop saying things like 'b@##$' and 'f@#'

  175. Penny-arcade by ChickenBlood · · Score: 1

    "when we saw the first commercials for the playstation - glitzy, mtv styl affairs that spoke to the sort of people we weren't - we began to worry" http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-06 -06&res=l "why does my EB look like Greek Row?" http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-11 -08&res=l

  176. FIRST REPLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the only significant comment in this article not by Stratjakt

    Thank you

    Erect Horsecock

    Keep hope alive.

  177. 7 Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "7 Days" was the only reason I ever watched it.

  178. Nothing is Sacred by Jared+Lundquist · · Score: 1

    The awards show was quite amusing to me. The second something becomes "trendy" it becomes eaten by companies that slap their brand on it hoping to ride the wave of fame that they themselves did not create. Hopefully, games are a merging of engineering and art created by people who want to share amazing things. There is a difference in knowing the name of something and knowing something. It doesn't seem like Hollywood's depth reaches much beyond the name.

  179. Remember: by realityfighter · · Score: 1

    "Attractive" means "people are attracted" - that, and nothing more. It does not mean skinny, fat, dark-haired, blonde, freckled, pale, suntanned, rich or poor, virtuous or skanky. Attractive is for you whatever appeals to you. It is not a universal metric. There is no scale of 1 to 10.

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    1. Re:Remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no scale of 1 to 10.

      what are you talking about? of course there is.

    2. Re:Remember: by Rico_Suave · · Score: 1

      I give your post a 3.57

  180. A few developers I really like by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Sid Meier, Firaxis
    Jeff Briggs, Firaxis
    Brian Reynolds, Big Huge Games
    Chris Sawyer, Microprose (Atari?)
    Chris Taylor, Gas Powered Games
    Will Wright, Maxis (EA)
    Johan Andersson[0], Paradox Entertainment
    Bruce Shelley, Ensemble Studious
    John Carmack, iD Software

    I could probably think of a few more if I tried. Peter Molyneux. Romero. Eh.

    [0] Had to cheat and Google for Johan's last name.:)

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  181. Woohoo! Will Wright! by bryce1012 · · Score: 1

    Oh muy - an acceptance speech by Will Wright? I think I just had a minor orgasm reading that. The dude was my idol way back when in the SimCity days...

  182. Legitimate Game Awards Shows Already Exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what you're calling for already exists, it's called the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences (AIAS) and there is also the Game's Developer Choice Awards (GDC). Both of these bodies already do the kind of things that you are asking for and they are well respected in the industry. Just because you are not televised doesn't mean you don't matter.

    If you're a game publisher your PR marketing staff may want the SpikeTV award, but your developers and game creators want the AIAS award (in the UK the BAFTAs).

  183. Boring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like he wants to make things boring. The Oscars put me to sleep.

    Granted, the VGAs sucked, but they were so bad that it made certain parts midly amusing. This year's show was better than last's, meaning as time goes on they could actually improve.

    One of the first and most obvious steps into the right direction is for them to focus more on the games instead of the "music" performances that have little to do with anything.

    I mean they could've at least invited some cover bands to play like The Black Mages, NESkimos, The Advantage or even that orchestra that did the Smashing Live CD.

    To me that seems like a much better way to kick off a show about video games.

    A Machinima award would be great too, and maybe a tournament between unlikely presenters or nominees.

    Just by focusing more on the gaming aspect of the show and possibly getting better awards / presenters (get Flex off my TV) would make it much more enjoyable.

  184. A Farewell To Arms? No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Whom The Bell Tolls? Damn straight.

  185. A woman's Guilt by skwirlmaster · · Score: 1

    Please forgive my lack of subtlety, spelling/grammar, and tact. It's 3AM for me, then again this is /.

    As you pointed out I do beleive that the 46-23-36 image does make girls think they have to be busty to be attractive. Look at the breast implant rates in this country. Further you need to keep in mind our greatest export, culture. How does this change ideals in other countries? Facial hair isn't beautiful now, damn I was growing fine peach fuzz... etc.

    However there is a flipside to this coin that hasn't been mentioned. What about the girls who are thusly stacked? They start getting oggled at inappropriate ages (9-10), not just by peers but also grown men (admit it, you've caught yourself). Many of these girls grow up thinking they have to live up to these sex symbols/goddesses and get confused along the way.

    Being called a whore for not dating/making out/etc. with someone isn't fair but I recall it happening. If they did do it, then they will be called a whore as well. What about the busty is dumb stereotype, I call it the Pamela Anderson Architype (maybe not fair, but sounds better than Anna Nicole Smith), but it has been around much longer.

    A stereotype is harmful, no matter what. I have heard people say there are positive stereotypes, but I ask how is confining someone's personality to a set of generalities ever fair? Big dicks, good with money, math whizzes, etc... what if you don't live up to it? Do you want to battle expectations you have never fostered your whole life?

    just my .02

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  186. I couldn't agree more. by Ma1agate · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. The Game industry could use some recognition of the kind that the Academy Awards bestow upon Hollywood, certainly, but at least let it be with some class and integrity. Its no wonder that you had situations like Ron Perlman accepting an award on behalf of Bungie. I doubt they(Bungie) wanted to be associated with an affair of that kind. (Not to say Ron Perlman particularly would either.) The problem here is the presenter. Spike TV is the equivalent of Stuff Magazine for television. While a vast majority of males enjoy a saturation of T&A to varying degrees, Rap is certainly not a universal taste even among young males, and neither are extreme sports. The industry is struggling with throwing off precisely this male-centric image. Further travesties like this are the last thing we need. The industry has finally become a dominating force in mainstream culture, and while many will debate whether this is a good or bad thing, it has happened nonetheless. I sincerely hope that an organization like IGDA will make an attempt at a proper televised awards ceremony at some point. Even publicly televising the GDC awards ceremony would be a start.

  187. Re:Marketing before the Holiday seasons. by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    My calendar says it'd December 16. Isn't that a bit late for "before the Holiday season"?

    Think about it Hanukkah has already started, Ramadan is over and Christmas is close enough that all but the procrastinators have purchased their presents already.

    So what Holiday are they marketing for? Just the Christmas procrastinators?

    If this was a marketing for a Holiday they should have ran it in early to mid-November.

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  188. Gaming in the ghetto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I agree with the article/point of view, I think the scary truth is that gaming has indeed gone ghetto.

  189. It was weak by Infernus136 · · Score: 1

    I agree fully with this article. I watched the abomination that was the SPIKETV Video Game awards. I hated the fact that every friggen presenter for games looked a bad infomercial. One case was the two football players with the PSP. "Hey man what do you got there?" "It is a sony PSP." "How did you get one, they didn't ship to Japan until Monday?" I mean it was all monotone BS. Oh and Just because Snoop did a peace on Players for G4 DOESN'T MAKE HIME A GAMER!!! Personally it was a joke mocking all of us true gamers who wish to have an award show that is worth watching, much like the Oscars or the Emmys or the Grammy's. What kind of trophy is the Graphix Monkey. I couldn't watch it anymore I was ashamed that my love was being portrayed in this way. W/E maybe someday they will learn. I think the only group that got it right was G4 with Gephoria. Let's Leave it with them.

  190. Not surprising by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

    The thing about video games is that they have two main parallels with other forms of entertainment and, at the moment, they're not up to par with either. In particular games are like movies - a tale complete with characters, setting and story - and also like sports.

    The sports aspect of gaming is gaining ground, although it hasn't really reached mainstream yet (outside of Korea, that is). Games offer competition - the a battle of skills, wits and reflexes to see who's the best which is pretty much exactly the appeal of sports. Competing - especially as part of a team - is fun. Supporting and following exceptional players or teams is fun. Watching skilled players do their thing is widely regarded as entertaining. Anyway, this area of gaming is gaining ground - there are professional leagues, many games have well-run competitive ladders and organised teams, and shoutcasting is relatively common. It's getting there, but not quite there yet.

    The storytelling aspect of gaming is where it all falls apart horribly. While film is a medium for expression, the medium serving the purpose of conveying a tale, this is not the case with games. For better or worse, the storyline serves the medium rather than the other way around. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but when the storyline is always secondary it will suffer as a consequence. Usually, however, the situation isn't even as favourable as that - typically, a game's storyline is nothing more than an afterthought (if it has a story at all!). The vast majority of games that do feature some semblance of storyline do not succeed (or even attempt) to truly thrust the player into the role of the character, and the storyline is irrelevant and easily ignored.

    There's another factor at play here, actually. There's still plenty of room for innovation in the gameplay itself, even for games that aren't storyline oriented. Unfortunately this is the area that's suffering the worst because it's far more dangerous to try to create something that deviates from the currently defined genres than it is to assemble something that's already well understood and proven by positive sales figures. It's not just a question of greed, either. I'm not talking about companies that churn out simple rehashes. Take Blizzard, for example. They're experts in the field of refining and polishing existing game concepts to produce successful Real Time Strategy games, but nothing in the gameplay is ever new. For a game company to create something that has not been done before is an incredible risk. If it's tried and true it is certain to sell. If it's experimental then - good game or not - it is a huge risk.

    History has shown that it's not a risk that often pays off. Dune 2 wasn't the father of the Real Time Strategy genre but its firstborn; the honour goes to a game called Herzog Zwei that few people have heard of and fewer played. The rise of stealth-based games probably owe their existence to Looking Glass Studios' Theif series - completely different to anything anyone had played before (but actually good) as well as featuring a rich setting and plot - but despite a small, loyal following the company they went bankrupt. Theif 3 was only possible after the effects of the first two games eventually precipitated a recognisable genre and viable market. Sacrifice came onto the scene with a completely new take on strategy, an engaging storyline which the player's actions actually shape, graphics that were ahead of their time and still quite pretty by today's standards, and even humour. It was receieved with critical acclaim, then nobody bought it.

    History has also shown that it's not the quality of the game that counts but rather how well it is marketed. And I mean "marketed", not "marketable". The Half-Life mod scene is an excellent case study, as there is a myriad of mods of varying quality and inventiveness yet this isn't what dictates which mods rise to the top and which languish in obscutity. Take Counterstrike, for example. Counterstrike's immense p

  191. Marketing and Award Shows by Scatterbrain82 · · Score: 1

    Well said. I'm not sure if this has been pointed out yet or not, but all award shows exist to be advertisement. They exist to create a buzz about whatever it is they're awarding. I don't think the academy awards are around to elevate the level of film discourse in the country, I think they're around so people can see the stars come out, know what to see and feel good about it, and think they're on top of this (self established) major cultural event. Taken as marketing, though, I think there's a lot of value in looking at the VGAs. I have to say, if I strung all the game ad's I've seen together, it would pretty much turn out like that show. So if we take the VGAs as a reflection of how the industry presents itself, than yes, it's pretty immature and repulsive. I don't really blame the VGA's for dumbing things down. It'd be great if it was a highbrow show, but I see a few problems with that. First, the people who really should be presenting and receiving the awards aren't really that famous or attractive, on the whole. People watch most award shows because there's a boat load of celebrities there, doing their celebrity thing. Second, I think any game award show would have a hard market to please. Most gamers agree on the nominees and the winners of the last VGA's, but seem divided over the presentation. Why do we take the academy awards so seriously? Because the show takes itself seriously. And what's its demographic? I would say middle aged people whose programing generally doesn't include half naked women and rock guitar riffs cutting in every 10 seconds. And the winners? Adult dramas. But look at the teen choice awards, or the MTV awards. Totally different presentation, different demographic and different winners. But I think the people who watch those shows are generally pretty happy with them. So in the mind of the network, who's playing these games, 13 year olds, or 30 year olds. (Obviously, a network as hyper-misogynistic as Spike is going to aim low.) Maybe the easy answer here is that, from the get go, we need more than one type of show. Third, I think the games themselves should be held partly accountable for the overall level of maturity of the show. While brilliant formally, the scatologically obsessed content of San Andreas couldn't play well at at buttoned up affair. On gaming's ever advancing march toward an art form, the VGA's are sure to be an interesting and illuminating artifact.

  192. pfft by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Right, like male models are all 100 lbs overweight and have acne. Women are such hypocrites on this - they bitch and moan at men for being atracted to thin, busty women, but would pass over your Average Overweight Joe for Brad Pitt in fight club in a nanosecond. Women, just as men, are very movitated by looks - its just that men aren't completely two-faced about it.

  193. all i'm left to say is *meh* by deadaerith · · Score: 1

    First off, as it's already been said, this show was on SpikeTV, a station notorious for calling itself "TV for Men" (i.e. Playboy Channel #999) so gansta rap, tastelessness and bunny suits are the norm. The ONLY good program i ever saw on SpikeTV was Xtreme Challenge which was not created by American men (go figure). Second, it's an awards show. The games which trully deserve to be "honored" won't be. It's common knowledge that award shows are based on sales and popularity and NOT actual artistic value, creation time, effort or talent. Look, if Eminem can be awarded the same trophy owned by Danny Elfman and Hans Zimmerman the shows are obviously biased. Granted, i don't HATE 8 Mile but i can guarantee there were atleast ten more deserving films released that year. Lastly, as much as i hate to admit it, the majority of "gamers" today are young boys (15-24) who have grown up in the modern society of "gansta wannabes" and "hos". The rest of us must wallow through the shelves of crap released to the MASS market and feed on what little bit of good gaming is still out there. And yes there IS still a plethora of GOOD gaming left in the world. And there is still a market for the gamer who doesn'r care if it's "trendy" or "bitchin". If you want a game that wins awards then you aren't playing for the right reasons. They're supposed to entertain you. Look for that, and you'll never be disappointed again.

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