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Robots Without a Cause

WG55 writes "Have you noticed that more and more technology is more ingenious than useful? Stuart Jeffries of The Guardian writes in his article Robots without a cause that much technology produced today will change our lives little, if at all. He writes, 'Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.'"

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  1. Sculpted by frieked · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article: The Audi A8's sensor, though, is more than a security device. After fingerprint identification, the car's computer tunes the radio to your favourite stations, the mirrors swivel according to your established preferences, and the driver's seat sculpts itself to your bottom.

    Hmmmm, sculpted to my ass... Do they make a computer chair and/or couch potatoe model?

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    1. Re:Sculpted by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Hmmmm, sculpted to my ass... Do they make a computer chair and/or couch potatoe model?"
      Yes. It is designed to expand infinitely, over time.

      I like the "Dan Quayle" touch with the "e" on "potato." It adds to the whole Homer Simpson/everyman humour!

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    2. Re:Sculpted by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2, Funny

      the driver's seat sculpts itself to your bottom

      So the car is saying, "Sit on me, I'll drive"?

    3. Re:Sculpted by hamsterboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's "couch potato," Mr. Quayle.

    4. Re:Sculpted by mhesseltine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, how about a reverse model? You sit in the seat, it takes an "assprint" for lack of a better term, and recognizes you and sets your presets, mirrors, etc. accordingly?

      Of course, if you pull and Anna Nicole Smith and gain a lot of weight in a short time, the car may think you're a carjacker and set off the alarm insted.

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    5. Re:Sculpted by Artemis+P.+Fonswick · · Score: 1

      Do they make a computer chair and/or couch potatoe model?

      Your couch isn't already sculpted to your ass?
      Hah! And you call yourself a couch potatoe...

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    6. Re:Sculpted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was part of the joke

    7. Re:Sculpted by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't they save time and just use that anti-terrorist ass-scanner from a couple days ago?

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    8. Re:Sculpted by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> if you pull and Anna Nicole Smith and gain a
      >>lot of weight in a short time, the car may
      >>think you're a carjacker and set off the alarm
      >>insted.

      More likely the car will think it's dying.

      I defy anything or anyone to get under that ass and live to tell about it.

    9. Re:Sculpted by rwiedower · · Score: 1

      My original question was: how does one loan the car to another if it's designed to only let you in?

      My new and improved question is: how would you lock down your computer chair to prevent unauthorized butt-tampering with it?

    10. Re:Sculpted by uberdave · · Score: 1

      If you're rich enough to get one of these cars, you're rich enough to not have any friends to loan your car to.

      What happens if you leave the lights on and the battery drains? How is the system going to work when there's no power?

      Why is it even possible to leave your lights on in the first place?

    11. Re:Sculpted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm... potatoe
      I like your Dan Quayle sense of spelling to add a little humor to the sentence.
      Looking over the Dan Quayle story on the potatoe spelling item, I was saddened by the next to the last paragraph describing what had become of the little guy who "outspelled the vp":

      "he was a 17-year-old high school dropout who had fathered a child and was working a low-paying job at an auto showroom

      He forever has his fame, however, for saving us from a President that could not admit when he was wrong, however. We get enough of those in the workplace, don't we?

    12. Re:Sculpted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is "ass groove" the term you were looking for?

    13. Re:Sculpted by mhesseltine · · Score: 1
      is "ass groove" the term you were looking for?

      No, I was thinking along the lines of a fingerprint, only a unique identifier based on your ass contours.

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    14. Re:Sculpted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My original question was: how does one loan the car to another if it's designed to only let you in?
      The same way you give one of your friends an account on your PC: just set it up.
  2. Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by palutke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . write articles complaining about how it is being done.

    The author cites a bunch of consumer-oriented gadgets as contemporary 'inventions' but seems to be intentionally ignoring the fact that _somebody_ has to pay for the development of these things. I may not want to buy a 3G phone, but I want a wind-up radio even less. If it isn't likely to sell, who will pay for development?

    It is becoming more and more difficult to produce a new techology in your garage without serious funding. Many amateur (read: non-corporate funded) inventors start out to 'scratch an itch' because a product to do what they want isn't available. I'm spoiled enough that I don't spend much time contemplating how to grow food more effectively (or how to more efficiently meet my other basic needs), so I'm not likely to produce the next big invention that will make Mr. Jeffries happy.

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  3. You never know when the next big thing will come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you told someone in the 60's that the government was working on a giant computer network, would many have cared? Probably not. Heck, computers didn't seem to have much purpose to most people, then, either. They were something for the military, big business and sci-fi. But now, it's an essential part of many people's homes. It just takes time.

  4. This guy is a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's sad, really. Putting engineering into application is evil, I say!

  5. Why? by gumpish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thanks to the newest wonders of technology we can get robots to do our vacuuming, transmit pictures on our mobile phones and unlock our cars (and adjust their seats) merely by touching them. In the face of this wizardry, Stuart Jeffries has only one question: why?

    Because we can.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Because somebody wants to. Never mind Jehovah; mankind has reached divinity, and we are the Lord of Chaos.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know why I need a robot to do my vacuuming. Because while it vacuums I take my kid to the park.
      If I a robot lets me can spend more quality time with my family instead than doing tedious work it is worth all the money I pay for it.

      I have a strong deeling that the author of the article has so little life that needs it to fill its time with meaningless tasks.
      So he can not grasp why other people would rather use their time beter than perfoming tedius work.

    3. Re:Why? by Sushi_K · · Score: 1

      "Because it's cool" - Battle of the Planets, Invader ZIM

    4. Re:Why? by Suidae · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are exactly right. I have 5 children, so I know what it takes to maintain a household. I think that many people who question the value of things like automatic vacuums and lawnmowers (but not washing machines, dishwashers or refrigerators, hmm) simply dont' have enough busywork to realize the value of labor saving devices. That, or they are simply total slobs.

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we can waste resources that would be better put to other uses.

  6. hey by freedommatters · · Score: 1, Funny
    can i have a robot that will read my articles for me? i'd save hours each week.

    john
    Over 30? Are you too old for slogans?

  7. Welcome by GillBates0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    to the material world.

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  8. Perfect measure... by mgcsinc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget GDP per capita, I think weâ(TM)ve found a new measure for quality of living! In all seriousness, I think the references to rich western culture bring up an interesting point: thereâ(TM)s no measure of a countryâ(TM)s wealth and the contentedness of its people in their lives like the amount of money they spend on amusements and distractions. The consumer crap index, made up of useless innovations, movie and sport industry revenues, and profits of haute-fashion shops for pre-teens.

  9. Ultimate use for technology...war . by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Because dead people can't rant against technology. The one with the best technology will be the only one alive!

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    1. Re:Ultimate use for technology...war . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The one with the best technology will be the only one alive!

      I believe that the American experience in Vietnam (1961-1975) rather disproves this canard.

  10. Sniff ... by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 0

    ... woo woo, people aren't inventing what I want them too, and I can't do it myself because I can't do math.

  11. I'll start living more simply right now by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    By reading only the technophilic-sounding articles which are handwritten and hand delivered to me (that limits me to what, the Unabomber?), and ignoring anything which complains about the free exploration of technology but which was produced with a word processor and uses a global electronic network for distribution.

    1. Re:I'll start living more simply right now by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 0

      So you got busted for that SSH tunnel through the UNI firewall then huh?

    2. Re:I'll start living more simply right now by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      What are you on about? This was not an anti-technology rant, this was an anti-gimic rant. There is a difference between free exploration of technology, and companies spending lots of money on things that are plain gimicy rather spending the money on exploring technology. Where in the artical did you pick up that he was anti-technology?

      Even if he did say something like that, why on earth did you take it so literaly? Do you not know anything about journalism or writing? The idea of provoking thought through ideas that you may not agree with--playing devil's advocate etc?

    3. Re:I'll start living more simply right now by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Where in the artical did you pick up that he was anti-technology?

      Well, I didn't, of course. Wasn't my original post essentially an admission that I hadn't so much as looked at the article before spouting off about it? ;-)

  12. Hard to predict by pen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's hard to predict what technology will change peoples' lives until after the fact.

    1. Re:Hard to predict by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it's easy to predict that wallpaper and ring tones for your telephone are highly unlikely to effect that change. That seems to be the sort of "innovation" that Stuart Jeffries is railing against.

      --Joe

      [P.S. Yes, 'effect,' not 'affect,' as in 'bring about.']

    2. Re:Hard to predict by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Those aren't exactly innovation, IMO. Being able to change the color and sound of your phone are rather obvious creature comforts. Kind of like the dubious steps of making different coloured couches and clothes. Sure we could mandate everything has to be a uniform grey but to what purpose.

      The other things he railed against are in fact the leading edge of technology that will in time be revolutionary. For instance, if the robot vacuum is successful it will lead to increased research in robotic assistants and improvement in robotic technology those improvements may eventually be incorporated into a future space exploration mission. Beyond that it's a valuable invention because if I don't have to spend 20 minutes vaccuum the house every week, that's 18 hours I can spend on other more important work. Or simplifying my life, and I'd rather trade 6 hours of work I enjoy for 18 less of hours of drugery any day. I don't see how freeing people collectively from millions of hours of drudge work is not an important feat.

      I can't see how all of these gadgets will lead to greater things. Indeed some won't. But that's what science is, trial and error. And in the long run if the gadgets produced by your research make you rich, then you're going to keep researching*.

      * Barring monumental idiots.

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    3. Re:Hard to predict by Mr+Z · · Score: 1
      And in the long run if the gadgets produced by your research make you rich, then you're going to keep researching*.

      Oh, don't get me wrong. The technical innovation that powers all this otherwise "unnecessary" gadgetry is important to the advancement of the human race. I find it sad, but fitting, that entertainment is the largest subsidizer of most high-tech innovation.

      Perhaps I'm just a tad bitter. I've been slogging though complicated specifications, helping to put together the next major turn of the crank on one of our processors at work. The main products driving these chips are things like wireless settop boxes, 3G cellphones and other doodads and gewgaws. When you think about just how much mental effort goes into what are essentially high-tech toys, it can be a tad depressing. I work for what's essentially a toy company that sells to yuppies. :-) As the author of the article stated, this magnitude of divertion of mental resources can only really be supported by a wealthy economy.

      Ahh well. I do know our processors go to other, slightly more society-advancing uses. Just like Pentiums get used in countless game boxes, effectively (if unintentially) subsidizing the handful of Beowulf clusters that are doing truly groundbreaking scientific research.

      --Joe
  13. This may be true for some, but it's not for me by beee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because the author seems to believe all robots fall under the classification of useless gadgets doesn't mean the rest of us see them that way. This articles strikes of the typical attitude that non-technically-inclined people get when they see us geeks fiddling with robots.

    The truth is, with the generation of people in their late teens and twenties, robots will be not only commonplace, but expected. We've grown up with the first wave of robot companions (Furby!) and it will be far from out of the ordinary for us to expect our vaccuuming to be done by AI.

    Not everyone is ignorant enough to excuse robots as mere toys, their application will grow infinitely in the coming years and they will be all the more transparent in our day-to-day lives. Right now we're afflicted with a overflow of gimmick bots that give people the impression all they're only good for entertainment, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Just wait 10 years and see.

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    1. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      Moreover, what the author seems to fail to get a grasp on is the fact that these "gadget" robots are hardly the result of years of research just in order to produce an automated vacuum cleaner, but are for the most part just mere applications of advances in robotic technologies made for the industry.

      While the author says:
      "We used to invent things not to satisfy idle whims, but to change our world.",
      I believe that systems based on feedback control (which is the very base of modern robotics) have already changed our world.

    2. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, what the article's author does is a little dishonest. When he says "not to change the world", he means "not to change the world in the way I want". The ability to efficiently vacuum a room without human intervention is a world-changing thing for people who would otherwise have to stand over the vacuum cleaning the rug or floor. It frees people to not hire other people to do the slavish chore of vacuuming their floors, thus reducing the demand for menial workers.

      (And if you think that's not important...how many clerk/typists are there in your place of work? How many families do you know who have cooks?)

    3. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 0

      Just because the author seems to believe all robots fall under the classification of useless gadgets doesn't mean the rest of us see them that way. This articles strikes of the typical attitude that non-technically-inclined people get when they see us geeks fiddling with robots.

      The truth is, with the generation of people in their late teens and twenties, robots will be not only commonplace, but expected. We've grown up with the first wave of robot companions (Furby!) and it will be far from out of the ordinary for us to expect our vaccuuming to be done by AI.

      Not everyone is ignorant enough to excuse robots as mere toys, their application will grow infinitely in the coming years and they will be all the more transparent in our day-to-day lives. Right now we're afflicted with a overflow of gimmick bots that give people the impression all they're only good for entertainment, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Just wait 10 years and see.

      Interesting. I read the title as implying that WE are the Robots without a Cause. And could not agree more. All these gadgets are doing what, exactly, to improve our lives? I can buy robot vacuums, lawn mowers & pool cleaners. Which give me more time to do what, watch all the crap I've had Tevo save for me?

      My cynical opinion - apparently not far from the author's - is that folks in the West in general (I'd say the US in particular) tend to be nothing more than consumers. How many of us are adding value to the world?

      The culture of consumerism is feeding the invention of more useless crap. It is the exception, rather than the rule, that anyone go out and truly innovate. Some might argue that a guy like Carmack (sp?) is doing so with armadillo aerospace, but such folks are few & far between.

      Meanwhile, we're coming up on the 100th anniversary of 2 brothers who, obsessed with their crackpot scheme to fly a heavier than air vehicle, finally succeeded. Trial & error, truly innovative thinking, obsession for knowledge & the discipline to not give up. Truly amazing. Who's next?

    4. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by chain_from_hell · · Score: 2

      I think these 'gadgets' are laying the foundation for al large leap in technology. If the toys like the robot dog Aibo are becomming better and better with each new innovation. Funded by commerce, the technology can become very interesting.

      Development in Artificial Intelligence is coming close to a breakthrough. Just becouse game developers need it to make their games better.

      The engineers from the Audi may develop better electronic muscles because they are better for the car.

    5. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's a pretty good point. When you think about it, it doesn't really matter whether a gadget is stupid in and of itself. The technology that is within the gadget is all patented, which means it becomes part of the public record, and available (after 17 years, or earlier through license) to the rest of us.

      Take that little vacuum for instance. Would I buy one? Well, ok, maybe I would, but I'd crack it open and hack it into something else, maybe a little patrol camera for my apartment. So, if I can think of that, others can as well. If you've got a little trilobite-like thing that knows how to navigate around your apartment, getting over cables and such, and using sonar to "see", you can go pretty easily from there to a fleet of security bots who can detect motion and automatically capture video of whomever is breaking into your apartment, store, or corporate location.

      Ok, next step. Make the trilobite out of aluminum. Mount a webcam on the back, and make it stream images. Program the device to patrol your apartment, store, or corporate location. When it locates someone, it emails you and you can see what it's seeing on the webcam. You can call the police and bust the thieves without ever leaving your cubicle, or vacation spot, or whatever.

      Moving along, make one out of waterproof, floatation plastic, with a floating/swimming feature. Emergency services send out thousands of them to find flood survivors using infrared. Whenever they run into someone, they beam back a GPS coord set and some video. Or, better: some kid's lost in a forest. Thousands of trilobites scurry through the woods looking for heat signatures. Or, police use them to find fugitives.

      Take this a little further. Make the little trilobite out of steel, and beef up the power and suspension. Mount a stronger antenna, and make it radio-controllable, so that it'll navigate through, say, a terrorist's cave until it "sees" somebody on infrared, and then hand over control to an operator. The operator drives it into the middle of the terrorists, and activates the modified claymore mine built into its armor. Boom.

      Sure, it's a silly little vacuum cleaner NOW, but what can you do with the basic idea of the machine? Now that they've built it, what else can you do with it?

      Most of the weird gadgets that are around today could be put to better uses. Research is research. It only takes imagination to bend it to a purpose...

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    6. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. Do you ever think about the intelligence which controls the emissions in your car, turns on your Mr Coffee in the morning and keeps the fillament from overheating? Do you ever think about the complex switching system that brought these words from my copy of Opera to your eyeballs, or the network of computers and fuzzy systems that put your letter to the gas company on the right truck?

      Of course you didn't. Because that's where the real world changing technology is: under the hood, unnoticable, seamless.

      You might have noticed, if each of these intelligent systems had given you sass and proclaimed its greatness and autonomy a la the Jetson's world this article's author thinks he lives in. Not everything technological is a shiny new DVD player with a sticker listing its best features on it. And while most gadgetry isn't very satisfying, technology is no more devoid of artful interaction then a poorly utilized paint brush.

      My digital camera was a gadget up until I took my first real high contrast shot and felt the urge to print it out. Now it's a tool. Now it's a satisfying part of my personality. And yeah, there are meager innovations in digital photography, and yeah maybe each one is crap. But as long as there are people willing to use these things as tools, and not as simple, flash inna pan gadgets, then all the innovation is socially viable. Ever see Picasso's light pen drawings?

      And as for the A8: Have you ever been to the Met, seen the ornate sedan chairs? Nobody ever asks, "what good is this carved wood scrolling, this delicate laced cushion? it doesn't enhance our lives." Technology has always been a form of adornment. My car has a feature that dims the lights instead of turning them off. That's part of its charm -- and since I chose to bust my ass to buy the fool thing, it's a part of my life, same as the colour of my socks, my taste in music, and my thoughts on god and the universe. When new friends get in my car and the lights dim, they say "cool." It's trivial, even stupid. But it's part of our shared experience and therefore important.

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    7. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Make the little trilobite out of steel, and beef up the power and suspension. Mount a stronger antenna, and make it radio-controllable, so that it'll navigate through, say, a terrorist's cave until it "sees" somebody on infrared, and then hand over control to an operator.

      Hey, even better, lets do that, put saws, spikes and rams on them, put them in a big ring and have them beat the crap out of each other!

    8. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      The question is, 100 years from now, will robots grow up with the prescence of people being commonplace?

      Best,
      -jimbo

    9. Re:This may be true for some, but it's not for me by pympdaddyc · · Score: 1

      I am a "technically-inclined" person, and when I get a phone call in my room from my friend using his cell phone two rooms away, yes, there is indeed an unacceptable amount of decadence going on.

      I agree with many (though not all) of his points. I will add this: I've noticed many people using the argument "well, it's making our lives easier, so why not?". My problem is not in that statement, or the devices in question, but how people become hopelessly dependent on them. People I know who used to walk 2 miles to school now complain about having to walk around the corner because their car is busted. Yet another friend, who hardly ever stayed in his room and did occassionally act like a socially normal person has spent the last year or two in front of his computer IM'ing 10 people at a time, almost all of which live in the area and would be nearly effortless to visit or do things with.

      In fact, being technically savvy I'm more horrified by this sort of behavior than my "non-technically savvy" friends are.

  14. Yeah by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 1

    That's what I thought too before I bought my TiVo with DirecTV service!

  15. And in related news.... by greechneb · · Score: 1, Troll

    The US population is gaining weight at an alarming rate, with over half the population over their ideal weight.

    <sarcasm>Surely stuff like this couldn't be the cause, could it?</sarcasm>

    1. Re:And in related news.... by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      Surely stuff like this couldn't be the cause, could it?

      Well, if you really think that vacuuming and adjusting your car seats gives you lots of exercise, I supose so. On the other hand, I tend to think that leaving these tasks to robots and going to the gym instead might be more effective...

    2. Re:And in related news.... by RevMike · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is happening in more than just the US. Half the people in Europe are above the median weight as well.

    3. Re:And in related news.... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I tend to think that leaving these tasks to robots and going to the gym instead might be more effective...

      Unfortunately, more people will head to the TV or computer instead.

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    4. Re:And in related news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, but in Europe the median weight is far closer to the ideal weight.

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    5. Re:And in related news.... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm> Holy shit! I just found out that half the people have below average IQ, too! Whatever will we do? </sarcasm>

      Actually, I'm pretty sure well over half of Americans are above their ideal weight. If we assume, however, that weights follow a normal distribution (which seems reasonable), then half of the population will be above the mean weight.

      --Joe
    6. Re:And in related news.... by Doubting+Thomas · · Score: 1

      This disturbing trend of half of things being larger than the median size is occuring everywhere in nature. It's spreading like a plague from the field of mathematics into our everyday lives.

      In fact, I recently discovered that it's also happening in the dictionary.

      This must be stopped before it's too late!

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    7. Re:And in related news.... by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

      Um... I'm thinking that the reason that we American's are fat is that for one of the first times in history, we can.

      No other time is history has so much food been available so easily. Human's are still running the same program as the rest of nature. Namely if there is food we should eat it because there will not be food later. The main problem is that there is ALWAYS food, so we get fat.

      In nature animals don't need to diet, they starve instead. Turning down food to watch your figure is unnatural, we are wired to fatten up for the lean times.

  16. You are not your khakis by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1, Insightful
    You don't own your stuff, it owns you.

    Tyler Durden says USE SOAP.

    1. Re:You are not your khakis by brkello · · Score: 1

      It's fine if you don't mod this up...but if you are going to...at least mod it funny. If you don't get it, save your mod points, take a break, and go watch Fight Club:)

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  17. Maybe, but it depends on how you look at it. by GotSpider · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that the idea of robots is useful, even with what we have today. There have been robots that can mow the lawn for you, that can vacuum for you, and things along that line.

    Things like Botball (kipr.org) really help to stimulate the idea of thinking about autonomous systems, and these are high school and sometimes middle school kids working on these projects. Sure, the contests that they run are really just getting the robots to move balls into cages and such, but the underlying point is a big deal. The future for robotics lies in autonomy, and it is a big problem.

    It's rather difficult to get a system robust enough to last in an enviornment that you can only protect for as much as you predict (unless you plan on being able to "teach" the robot).

    Maybe right now it seems like everything is just "ingenious", but there are some gems among it, and you just need to be a little more patient, the practical applications are the only ones that stick around in the end. Wait another 10 years, then see where we are.

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  18. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...make Mr. Jeffries happy.

    I smell Katz...

  19. "The Emperor's Nightingale..." by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...by Hans Christian Andersen, and all the ingenious "automata" of the nineteenth century, show, at least, that there is nothing new about the love of gadgetry for the sake of gadgetry.

    It's probably a form of idolatry... that's a sin we're not very conscious of these days...

  20. Really. by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Informative

    Only after widespread network and Internet adoption did personal computers realize the productivity gains that had been promised for three decades.

    This question should have been answered fifteen years ago when the question "when will PCs fulfill there promise" was first asked. No one answered it then and I really doubt anyone will provide an insightful or informative answer now.

    J. Bradford DeLong has an excellent article in the current issue of Wired discussing this very topic.

    I used to wonder why Wired didn't have a "Comment on This Article" link after their postings. Then I realized that Slashdot provides that service for them.

    I belive the answer is this: people who are pushing the boundaries pursue what is interesting to themselves. Many of these interests will be obscure and useful to only a few; that's human nature. But occasionally someone will come up with a brilliancy that affects all of humanity profoundly.

    Electric and steam powered engines did that for the Industrial Revolution. The Internet and networking did that for the Personal Computing Revolution. What ever the next revolution is it will come faster and harder than any revolution in the past.

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    1. Re:Really. by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      Hotwired had a thriving thread community at one time, but they dumped it back in '98.

    2. Re:Really. by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      not... productivity was maxed upon the appearance of Excel and Word. The internet is a negative as far as overall work productivity.

  21. Perspective by FTL · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The author fails to look at history. "Pointless" gadgets aren't a new thing. A hundred years ago something called "indoor plumbing" was a pointless gadget. It saved one from going to all the effort of opening a window and yelling "gardez loo". But with the benefit of hindsight, it turns out that indoor plumbing was kind of a cool idea.

    Every age has new ideas; some of which will last, and some which won't. The cutting edge ones invariably look pointless at the time.

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    1. Re:Perspective by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Or, to put it another way, no one really knows what invention will "change the world" (as the article author puts it) until the world actually changes. The telephone and powered flight, for instance, were also just "pointless gadgets" when they were first invented. It wasn't until much later than their importance became clear.

      Labor-saving devices in particular, the sort the article author derides most, are what give us the free time to read his articles about the uselessness of those devices. Which I find amusing.

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      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    2. Re:Perspective by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A hundred years ago something called "indoor plumbing" was a pointless gadget.

      From what I know, indoor plumbing was a pretty pointful gadget 100 years ago. Most people wanted it, the benefits were obvious (clean, it's indoors, didn't need to empty the outhouse, you can wash your hands in cleaner water and cut down on disease) but alot of people couldn't afford the installation costs.

      I know that in San Francisco 100 years ago, many, many people were installing indoor plumbing.

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      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    3. Re:Perspective by Spam.B.gone · · Score: 1

      Labor-saving devices in particular, the sort the article author derides most, are what give us the free time to read his articles about the uselessness of those devices. Which I find amusing.
      And we have nice machines that do the hard work for us. So we save time and money, which we need for the gym to get some physical exercise...

    4. Re:Perspective by retro128 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly. Case in point, from the article:

      The wheel, powered flight, the telephone - these were important developments about which one could get excited.

      All of these things were considered novelties at one point. The Army at one time scoffed at the airplane. The car was a toy for the rich, as were telephones (ever think about who got the first telephone? Who to call, who to call...)

      The same can be said of, oh, the fax machine, air conditioning, television, cell phones, and, dare I say it - the personal computer. The man who wrote the article does not understand that "frivolous" inventions can lead to great ones with huge and widespread practical applications.

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    5. Re:Perspective by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      The cutting edge ones invariably look pointless at the time.

      I partly agree with the point you were trying to make, but, as usual, generalities muck up the works. I'm sure most people were interested in indoor plumbing when it was created, but were probably more put off with the cost of retrofitting their homes with it. So you saw a few things with limited retrofits (like, just the kitchen and stay with the outhouse).

      But let's say you still believe the majority of the people thought indoor plumbing was pointless. Let's flashback a few thousand years to the summer of the invention of the bow:

      Bob: Hey, Joe! Look at this cool thing I invented! (Holds up simple bow and arrow.)

      Joe: (Dubiously) What's that? It looks like a tiny spear. And why did you use that string to bend your little club? It's big enough to hurt someone, but how can you use it all bent like that?

      Bob: Well, Joe it's a bow and arrow. You hook the arrow to the string, pull it back, and when you let go, it flies really fast! Here, I'll show you (Demonstrates by shooting a tree.)

      Joe: Well, it looks interesting, but I don't need to put any sticks into trees, so why would I be interested in that? (Walks away.)

      Winter comes along...

      Joe: Man, I'm cold. I always hate winter, furs are hard to come by, and there is never enough food. (Looks over to where Bob lives.) Bob seems to be doing okay, though. I've seen him bring in rabbits pretty much every day, and he has the clothes to match. I wonder what his secret is?

      Something tells me that it went a little differently than that.

      Some things are obviously good to whoever sees them: the wheel, fire, domesticated animals, farming, artificial shelter. Other things have a more subtle value, or need other equally subtle inventions before the value becomes obvious: electricity, magnetism, electromagnetism, mechanical lcocmotion, the phone (which uses three of the above). All were cutting edge at one time, but some are a little more obcious in their benefits.

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    6. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Something tells me that it went a little differently than that."

      it was probably more like this...

      Joe: Well, it looks interesting, but I don't need to put any sticks into trees, so why would I be interested in that? (Walks away.)

      *thwack*

      Bob: See Joe, it works just as well at putting sticks into people's backs.

    7. Re:Perspective by danny · · Score: 1
      "frivolous" inventions can lead to great ones with huge and widespread practical applications

      Sure. But it doesn't follow from that all inventions have further applications - let alone widespread ones! - and you can't infer that the category "frivolous" is empty.

      Danny.

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  22. Too many gadgets crowding out my ''shame'' by Tom7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, maybe he's right. But I must say that as far as problems go, this is a pretty good one to have.

    (By the way, when electricity was first discovered, it was mostly used to amuse people by shocking them.)

    1. Re:Too many gadgets crowding out my ''shame'' by Jack+Comics · · Score: 1

      You mean there are other uses for electricity other than sho... *Bzzt*. Damn it, that hurt! *Bzzt*. Ow, quit it! *Bzzt*.

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      "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
  23. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by The_K4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um....if you live in hurricane/tornado/blizzard prone areas your view on that "wind-up radio" might change. Their IS a market for that product and people will pay for it (and it's development/improvement). Just because 1 person doesn't like/see a use for that product doesn't mean it isn't there. This article misses the point that these "creature comforts" may not make people "happy" or "fufilled" but they make getting my ass outa bed in the morning that much easier. Once i've had my coffee from my auto-timered pot and a shower (using hot water from a water heater with a timer that's a hugh energy saver) i'll be a lot more prepared to go insearch of happiness/fufillment/my next caffine hit.

  24. Things ARE getting a little scary... by chrisbro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think we may be headed towards a self-imposed matrix. I forget what game it is, maybe MOO2, that had virtual reality simulators for your citizens. Think Minority Report too, I think it was, where you can act out your every fantasy for a fee. What if technology like that becomes commonplace, where your every whim can be created and seem absolutely real? What kind of person would you be then? I can already see a kind of wilting away of life through my father, who just comes home from work and plays Everquest until it's time to go to bed. It truly is like he's leading a completely different life that he would much rather pay attention to than the real thing.

    I'm not Luddite by any means; I fully welcome every new technology that comes around. But I wonder if our descendants will merely plug themselves into a fantasy world that for all purposes, is real...and what kind of person would be able to resist it and continue advancement in the real world.

    But maybe I'm just ranting :)

    1. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "if our descendants will merely plug themselves into a fantasy world that for all purposes, is real..."

      That means they will need a beta testers! Sign me up! Everquest has kind of lost its edge with me.

    2. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by druske · · Score: 1
      What if technology like that becomes commonplace, where your every whim can be created and seem absolutely real?
      Science fiction authors have given us an accurate and prophetic view of just such a future. I speak, of course, of none other than the classic work of hard science fiction, Better than Life.
    3. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Let your dad be happy. Perhaps he considers his real life unbearably boring and the only escape is a MMORPG.

      Other people in his same situation would either committ suicide or kill others. I think EverCrack is the lesser of the previous evils.

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      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    4. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by chrisbro · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of truth to that...depression has a fun time in my family. I just take meds, but he does things like EverCrack...so you're right on that point. But I'm sure there are many others who have the potential to be more than sitting in front of the comp.

    5. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by crazyphilman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what about people who are truly unhappy? The geek who gets picked on all day in school, and feels isolated and alone, with no one like him to talk to? The guy whose job well and truly sucks, and who wants to do something else at night? The person who has no friends, no one to hang around with outside of work, and very little to make him happy? What about these people? A good, immersive online existence can literally SAVE them. It gives them a virtual place where they can actually be *happy*, and get away from the sordid lives they've been cursed with.

      I see technology like this as a Godsend. Anything that can bring a little joy into someone's life is worth having.

      I'm not too bad a case, because I don't spend that much time in my games (I tend to spend a lot of time tinkering with hardware, programming, messing with various unices, and such -- it's a hobby). But I certainly sympathize with people who aren't particularly happy about their lives.

      And, think about this: when you haven't got a lot of money, you can't fly to Miami for the weekend because you're bummed out and miserable. But you can fire up Grand Theft Auto, Vice City for fifty bucks, and misbehave in a variety of ways with no consequences. Or, if you're into multiplayer, you can go get yourself a nice match against some MechWarriors, or play Tribes on the PSII. It's social, you're meeting other people like you, you're having fun...

      I don't see how anyone could find this a frightening thing. It's a wonderful thing.

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    6. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're fucking paranoid. Dude, do you know how much TIME it will take to create a perfect world? The amount of human interaction it will require to get a "feel" for everything? Right now, with great tools, a game like Unreal Tournament takes 5 years to create. Can you imagine the time it will take to build a reliable, interesting, intuitive, varied life simulator? Can you imagine the expense?

      Science Fiction's just fiction, kid. In the real world, we've got a free market economy, no clean cut force of good or evil, time that only moves forward, laws of cause and effect and the letter c. So don't let it bug you and worry about real things like the Patriot Act and Dumb and Dumber 2 instead.

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    7. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not Luddite by any means; I fully welcome every new technology that comes around.

      But the true wonder is why we have to question our questions. If one questions a technology of any sort does one always have to qualify his/her statements with "I'm not a Luddite". Although funny at first this is disturbing. If I question whether I should own a cell-phone do I become a bad person? If I merely ponder out loud the need for a quad-dammageccino-spresso maker in my kitchen I become the target of riducule and mockery? What happens when I go further and reject technology? I get ridiculed for being a luddite.

      Shouldn't we all question our actions and wonder whether any of our gadgetry actually serves us? Or do we serve it?

      But I wonder if our descendants will merely plug themselves into a fantasy world that for all purposes, is real...and what kind of person would be able to resist it and continue advancement in the real world.

      I've seen crack addicts first hand give away all/most of their posessions and ruin their lives just to get a blast. I've seen heroin addicts destroy their lives just to get another fix. A virtual world with endless possibilities will make these seem tame and trivial.

    8. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with you that the virtual worlds offered by technology are, indeed, wonderful. However, without any sense of balance, that virtual savior will quickly turn into a very destructive force in your very real life.

      Sympathy aside, how would you view a scenario in which an individual becomes so immersed in a virtual world that they completely lose interest in the physical world around them? And yes, this does apply to everyone, even the unhappy, friendless geek or physically handicapped person trapped in a wheelchair for life. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, truly needs regular doses of the outside world in order to function properly on their own. Face it, we are pack animals. It is part of our heritage as human beings. Even our greatly expanded intellect can neither erase nor overcome that fact. And no, I'm not talking group-think here, so please don't take it as such. Ponder the notion of a day gone by with no face-to-face interations versus a day spent socializing with your neighbors, your family, etc. At the end of the day, I'll be that nearly all of us would feel that while we may have had a horrible time with that annoying aunt that never shuts up... it was damn good to see her. Obscure point, I know, but I hope someone gets it. =)

      See, it is my belief that as the 'addiction' grows for the virtual world the individual's perceived need for the real world diminishes. Of course, the actual need does not. Just like with any addiction, perceptions become warped over time, intitially causing feelings of alienation to those around them that do not partake in the same virtual activities. Eventually those feelings will turn inward, causing the person to dive even further into the addiction - not so much to escape from reality, as people love to believe, but more to simply be in a safe, familiar environment. This creates the well known cycle that addicts find extremely difficult to break, whether the addiction is a chemical agent or simply a habitual routine. You simply desire to be with those that share your habit, even at the expense of social satisfaction in your relationships with those individuals. Such is the birth of group-think, incidentally. We all know of this, especially those of us whose lives are very dependent on technology (as for myself, I am a career software engineer). It's so easy to relate to technology sometimes that we forget how to relate, not just with each other, but with our own selves. (Sorry to get all zen and shit.) If you were to apply this on a grand scheme, you would see pockets of society, especially those within that certain subset more apt to explore such technologies, grow apathetic and distant towards one another. After all, the more deeply you dive into your virtual world, the less need for real interaction you will 'need'.

      So while you say that virtual worlds are a wonderful thing (and remember, I do tend to agree), you must realize that such a statement is selfish at best. After all, to the single person living alone (or at home, or with roommates, etc), such reclusive behavior can be perceived as just fine (mostly because the rest of us are just as apathetic and detached). However, to the person with a family, such behavior is incredibly destructive. Not only to themselves, mind you, but to the people whose quality of life depends, at least somewhat, on the quality of interactions with that person. As a person who is recently engaged to be married and considering starting my own family, the thought of such detachment to those that are physically around me is terrifying.

      So, having spewed all of that, I believe the poster to whom you are replying may have been touching on this very subject. Of course, I may be talking straight out of my EverCrack.

      By the way, I have the solution: LAN PARTY!!! How else can you get your fix and satisfy that pesky need for social interaction with other frag bait, er, people. Plus you can use 1337 5p34| without getting modded down. Seriously, though, I would love to see a gaming paradigm that takes full advantage of LAN parties. And no, teamspeak and planetside don't count. =P

      Well, that's my windbag rant. Blame a boring day at the office. =)

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    9. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1
      Nah... Sorry but i think the type of people you talk about have a *real* problem and pretending to be someone else in an onlie game certainly isn't the good solution to resolve this problem.

      The problem of those people generally is one of those :
      • they don't like themselves
      • nobody likes them
      • they find their life not interesting, or disappointing
      Whatever it is, there are always better things to do than pretending to be someone else. Learn new things ! It opens the mind, free it from its barriers, can totally change the way you see your life.
      For example learning to express feelings by playing music can be a real liberator from stress, anger, whatever. It can feel like the music you produce is the direct expression of your soul, and there's nothing more liberating than letting your soul speak without any barriers, not even words.
      Of course there are plenty of others things to learn, there are so many that could help those people to have a better life that it's really a pity to spend a whole life sitting in front of a computer.
    10. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      First of all, before we go any further, check out this wonderful little book by Celia Green:

      http://www.deoxy.org/evasion/toc.htm

      I think you'll find it profoundly disturbing, but also perhaps enlightening. It'll demonstrate what I'm trying to get at here in a much more eloquent way than I ever could.

      Having said that, I think you make very reasonable points, but you're overlooking several things:

      1. People with families are generally not the disenfranchised people I'm talking about. After all, if they had families, they wouldn't be disenfranchised. Nor would they be alone, or lonely, or miserable (evil wives and disrespectful children notwithstanding, ha ha). I'm specifically talking about the lonely and unhappy.

      2. When you take the "neglect of your family" problem out of the picture, things change significantly. Now you're not neglecting your friends; you're JOINING them. Going online is all about interaction with others; it is all about community. It isn't hermitage; it is by its very nature very social. Why do you think hacker groups are so tight, so close? You take a bunch of kids, who are probably treated like crap all day in high school or college, and who all love computers and programming, and you give them a venue where they can finally hang around with people exactly like them! In many cases, they're probably closer with their friends than they are with their own siblings. This is what I'm talking about; the process strips the high-school/college clique system of its power. It destroys our society's ability to disenfranchise and crush the nonconformists among us, and grants the fringe the right to be happy. For me, this is the best thing that has ever, ever happened. After a childhood of being considered a loser and an outcast, and ten years of being a pariah during my twenties, I've found my niche, and I'm extremely happy about it. Not that I do Everquest; in my case, it's Slashdot, Unix/Linux, hardware restoration, and other similar groups. But, it's not that much different.

      3. You can't really call it an addiction. Because if you call hanging around an online community with friends you've met there an addiction, then every joe sixpack who spends his evenings at the local watering hole is addicted as well, whether he's an alcoholic or not. It's not addiction; it's social interaction.

      4. I'll grant you this: if a person is into online gaming, it would be very destructive if he was married to someone who wasn't, and neglected her. Obviously the marriage would go down the toilet. HOWEVER, please, let's think this through. If, say, Edward is a gamer, and spends a lot of time online because his real life sucks ass, Eddie isn't going to be getting married anytime soon -- except maybe to a fellow online gamer. And, if he does, well, his whole family will be online so it isn't going to be a problem for them, unless one of the kids goes into GOD mode and starts thrashing people. Ok, I'm kidding around, but seriously. Plus, you have to admit, once the person hooks up with that fellow gamer, he'll have someone to go do things offline WITH. So it's likely that the behavior will end up being self-modifying; boy goes online, boy meets girl online, boy and girl shack up, boy and girl get naked, boy and girl forget to go online, or at least, scale it back to make room for lots of freaky sex. And, everyone's happy.

      5. Corollary: the kind of person who is involved with an actual, physical woman is unlikely to be one who feels so lonely and alone that he spends all his time online. There may be the occasional cases of people who get obsessed with a game *after* they've hooked up with someone, and yes, that may be a problem, but you have to consider that a totally separate case from people for whom their online activities are *not* a problem. We're talking about two separate things, here: people for whom online communities are empowering, and people for whom they are destructive. Both types of people exist, so you can't just lay down a blanket assumption that spen

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    11. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ah -- so you're a "reality snob" with a mean-spirited point of view. You think that it's appropriate to blame people who are lonely, sad, disenfranchised, and miserable for their lot in life, and you think they should just get up and learn to play music, and that'll suddenly make everything okay. From your comments, it's obvious you've never experienced the cruelty with which people can be ostracized in our society -- at least not from the victim's point of view. From your comfortable perch in popularland, you can effortlessly look down into the valleys of the miserable and say, "what fools; it's their own fault".

      It's people like YOU that they're escaping from.

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    12. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Maybe I sounded like that but it wasn't intended. I think i *really* know what I'm talking about here, because i'm one of those ppl. I don't like myself, i've been the one-who everyone-laughs-about, I've taken abusive amounts of nearly all existing drugs on earth to "heal me", have a sort of morbid fascination for solitude and auto descruction.
      What I meant is that you there is always something you can do about your own life to make it better. Too many ppl just give up and seems to think "that's the way it is, can't do anything about it". They lie to themselves, they give themselves excuses. I mean often I do silly things that could be bad for me, but i don't say to myself "well you're a poor guy who has no chance, it's normal for you to do that". I know that i've been an asshole with myself and hate myself for that. Then i try to do something about it...
      Of course what I was talking about in the previous post is the type of players who merely exchange their real life with a fake one. I see nothing bad with playing a few hours a day as long as it doesn't become more important than real things...

      Because in the end, you might enjoy having real memories to think of, whatever it is.
      And please note that I don't blame anyone, I just try to express my point of view with bad english

    13. Re:Things ARE getting a little scary... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I jumped on you a little too fast; I'm a little prickly about the whole online/offline thing. I see your point, and I agree that if a person gets too carried away, he can get himself in a lot of trouble, but by the same token, if he exercises a little restraint, he can add a really nice dimension to his life. My post mostly approached the situation from the point of view of the lonely; an online community can open all sorts of doors for people who don't really fit in anywhere (and I am definitely one of those, so I'm speaking from experience). And, an online life can be at least as significant to a person as his offline life. I disagree that the exchange is "a real life with a fake one"; I think that both realms of experience are real in the sense that you're there, experiencing and interacting. And online, when someone runs you over or shoots you, you don't have to go through the whole funeral thing. ;)

      All memories are real, you know. A great experience meeting people online can be just as good as one in a bar. It all depends on your point of view.

      It's true, what you say about there always being something you can do to make your life better, but I think going online is one of those things. It's not that we're giving up; it's that we're working around our problems.

      And, it's not really practical to compare joining an online community with taking drugs and self-destructing. To lamely quote a movie, "that's not the same ballpark -- hell, that's not the same game". I think you're looking at this in the wrong light.

      What is an online community, really? It's a place where people who have something in common can get together in spite of geography and enjoy themselves. Usually, this ends up meaning it's a place where geeks can be geeks and not get hassled by a bunch of conformist joe sixpack types. The fact that we CAN go online means that we're not as limited by where we live as we used to be. It brings us together, if you think about it. That's a good thing.

      Here's an interesting website for you; all it is, really, is a zillion pictures of different people's apartments, but what it represents is people from all over the world comparing how they're living. It's an online community in a sense. Check it out, it's cool:

      www.wholiveshere.com

      Don't think about this in terms of addiction. Because if it IS addiction, then everyone who gathers at TGI Fridays to hang out with their friends is addicted too (and I don't mean they're alcoholics, although there's always that possibility).

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  25. Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Katz is back??

  26. Because... by rossz · · Score: 1

    He who dies with the most toys wins.

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    1. Re:Because... by ApharmdB · · Score: 1

      He who dies with the most toys... still dies.

    2. Re:Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Life is a suicide mission. Go out with a bang!

  27. Um, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.

    Isn't this what ThinkGeek is for? My Aibo agrees with the author.
  28. Natural selection by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course we keep building more gadgets and robotic doodads, its just the natural order of things.

    Think about it, how are the robots going to rise up and kill their human masters if we don't make enough of them?

    Frankly I'm still waiting on those flying cars and maybe a robot housekeeper like on the "Jetsons".

    1. Re:Natural selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When robots take over, your going to wish you had Robot Insurance from Old Glory.

  29. Capitalism by Stargoat · · Score: 1, Interesting
    It's called capitalism. If some rich SOB wants to pay for his car to recognize his fingerprints, then more power to him.

    Yes, there are things mankind should be doing. We should be going into space. We should be defeated viruses. We should be feeding the hungry.

    But frankly, every government that has set out to promote equity between people has failed, usually badly. Humans are greedy, so just go with it. It works pretty well.

    That's not to say that laws should be unfair; no government should act in an unethical manner. But neither should a government enforce morality, or the spending of the rich SOB's money. Let people buy what they want to buy and let the invisible hand sort it all out.

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    1. Re:Capitalism by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      "But neither should a government enforce morality..."

      So murder is okay by you?

    2. Re:Capitalism by Stargoat · · Score: 1
      Nope. But I'm a vegetarian, and I don't kill those who kill cows either.

      Furthermore, life is one of those basic transcendental human rights. (life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, all that jazz.) It has nothing to do with morality.

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    3. Re:Capitalism by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Infact, I'd go a step further. I'd say the government should enforce mortality. It should kill you once you reach a certain age. :-)

      Maybe I need to re-read things before I hit reply again.

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    4. Re:Capitalism by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      But it's crappy capitalism. There is more money to be made if every hungry person in the world gives you a quarter a day for their food than in making finger-waving door openers.

      The problem is the perception that catering to the rich is the best way to make money -- it's not, it's an idiotic way to make money. You're subject to the unpredictable whims of a relatively small group of people who may decide tomorrow that they'd rather be recognised by the shape of their asses than their fingerprints. Meeting the undeniable, predictable needs of millions of people is a reliable, intelligent way to make money. The more people who make money reliably and intelligently, the healthier the market as a whole. THAT's capitalism.

      I agree that the government has no place legislating morality, but it's naive to say that it should not try to direct the market. It should do so in ways to make the market healthier and more efficient, because the well-being of its citizens depend on it. If that really necessitates control of the way rich SOBs spend their money, fine (though I personally don't think it does).

    5. Re:Capitalism by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that so much; the "basic transcendental human rights" only became recognised as such because of the "morality" of the populace.

      Try living in a society of people who pathologically lack a conscience; your 'fundamental' rights dissapear pretty quickly.

      I'm willing to bet too, that if the vast majority of people in North America were vegetarian/vegan, then cows would have their own 'fundamental' rights.

    6. Re:Capitalism by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      sorry thats not a marality issue. Its a public safety one. There is a great physical risk, if people are allowed to go about murdering other people. Morality issues would be things sex before marriage. Alcohol by the way is a public safety issue since you can kill yourself easily with the stuff. Marijuana isn't.

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    7. Re:Capitalism by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Damn smart. We goats have to stick together.

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  30. Depends on What You Want To Do by weston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree that there's a large variety of consumer gadgets that are largely useless. I bought a 97 Geo Prizm for my last car only because my 85 Nissan Sentra gave out. I don't need a whole lot over a vehicle that works, has a radio and A/C.

    But seriously, when it comes to health care or even stuff more trivial like music production, bring on the tech. Yes, sometimes you can do great things with a stethoscope and/or and acoustic guitar, and sometimes I'm content with that. But other times, it's a tool that enables you to do cool things you never could have w/o it. I'm all for Sonograms and Synthesizers. I'm healthier and happier because of both....

    1. Re:Depends on What You Want To Do by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have certain things that I push for (where the current tech simply doesn't suffice) and others where I am quite happy. I drive a 75 vette and a 92 Jeep because they do just fine. I have an old camcorder because it works great. On the other hand, my PDA still does not quite measure up, and I could really use a better designed work laptop. I also am a big believer that science is rarely worthless. Just because something is worthless now, doesn't mean it will be worthless soon. Switches were pretty pointless when there was no electricity. -WS

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  31. Agreed by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always wondered what George Boole's fellow mathematicians must have thought about him speding so much time developing an algebra based on only two numbers. And I believe that when Joseph Fourier presented his work to the academy of sciences showing that any function could be represented as an infinite sum of sine and cosine functions, the result was a big yawn from everyone.

    While I look at a lot of modern technology as useless yuppie crap, there's something to be said about the relentless pursuit of scientific and technological advancement.

    GMD

    1. Re:Agreed by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You confuse meaningful, basic-research with mere productization, or development engineering.

      You can't put the work of Boole and Fourier or even Graham-Bell and Tesla on par with mating a CCD to a PDA - or the Segway.

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    2. Re:Agreed by Unkle · · Score: 1
      I've always wondered what George Boole's fellow mathematicians must have thought about him speding so much time developing an algebra based on only two numbers. And I believe that when Joseph Fourier presented his work to the academy of sciences showing that any function could be represented as an infinite sum of sine and cosine functions, the result was a big yawn from everyone.

      Actually, I believe in both of those cases the response was not "How will I ever use this?", but "How can I use this?" The mathemeticians I know (mostly college professors and grad students) were not so interested in developing something useful, like engineers do, but something neat that either has a use for some other problem they are trying to solve or just answers a question that was bugging them.

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    3. Re:Agreed by tesmako · · Score: 3, Interesting
      True quote from a pretty damn clever mathematics prof. that held a course I took once:

      "Practice in mathematics is using mathematics to invent new mathematics, it is not in any fucking way related to bridges."

      Translated from swedish, hopefully decently true to the original swedish quote :)

    4. Re:Agreed by mav[LAG] · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And I believe that when Joseph Fourier presented his work to the academy of sciences showing that any function could be represented as an infinite sum of sine and cosine functions, the result was a big yawn from everyone.

      Funnily enough it actually generated quite a bit of controversy. Joesph Louis Lagrange happened to be on the review council and refused to believe that adding sinusoids could produce signals with corners. It was only after Lagrange died some 15 years later that Fourier could get his paper published.

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    5. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight. Mathematics is *not* about doing anything useful, and I say this as a math major at an Ivy League institution. Mathematics is all about doing things that are cool for no reason other than that they are cool.

    6. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joesph Louis Lagrange happened to be on the review council and refused to believe that adding sinusoids could produce signals with corners.

      And they really can't; at a discontinuity the Fourier series converges to half the sum of the value of the function approached from the left and right, this leads to the oscillations known as Gibbs phenomena. The overshoot near the discontinuities when expanding a pulse, for example, will not diminish no matter how many terms are used.

    7. Re:Agreed by zwalters · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And I believe that when Joseph Fourier presented his work to the academy of sciences showing that any function could be represented as an infinite sum of sine and cosine functions, the result was a big yawn from everyone.

      Actually, Fourier's proof was extremely controversial at the time, and has arguably had a larger impact on the subsequent development of mathematics than anything else in the 19th century not invented by Gauss.

      Consider a square wave. It's a discontinuous function that by Fourier's theorem can be represented as an infinite series of continuous functions -- and yet it's trivial to show that any sum of continuous functions must itself be continuous. So which is it -- continuous or discontinuous?

      The problem in this specific instance results from a failure to distinguish between pointwise convergence (looks at local behavior -- whether two functions give the same answer at the same point) and functional convergence (loosely, that the functions behave the same over the entire range being considered). But the real problem was that there was enough slop in 19th century definitions and standards of proof that it was possible to "prove" a theorem true or false using equally valid arguments.

      There were other problems cropping up at the same time, of course, but the problems of Fourier analysis were a major if not the major cause of the movement for rigor that redefined math in the 20th century.

      Connecting all this to things the average Slashdotter will have heard of, the famous Hilbert program was a prominent part of the movement towards rigor -- a series of important questions that had to be answered if rigor were to be possible. Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem and the Turing machine were both answers to Hilbert problems.

    8. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. I'm adding that to fortune. Can you name names?

    9. Re:Agreed by yo303 · · Score: 1
      Consider a square wave. It's a discontinuous function that by Fourier's theorem can be represented as an infinite series of continuous functions -- and yet it's trivial to show that any sum of continuous functions must itself be continuous. So which is it -- continuous or discontinuous?

      Discontinuous. The square wave is a good example of a function that can't be made by adding sinusoids. The Fourier series will add to a function with about 9% overshoot in infinitely thin, yet zero-energy spikes. An interactive demo of this "ringing" effect can be found here (set a to zero). More background is here.

      Fourier's theorem actually states that almost any periodic function can be expressed as a sum of sinusoids.

      yo.

    10. Re:Agreed by timeOday · · Score: 1

      George Boole wasn't out in the woods fiddling with abstract mathematics at all. He was a 19th century rationalist who hoped to reduce every decision (political, philosophical...) down to mathematics. In other words, he was application-driven. The modern use of boolean logic in computers is hardly different at all from what he originally intended.

    11. Re:Agreed by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      And they really can't; at a discontinuity the Fourier series converges to half the sum of the value of the function approached from the left and right, this leads to the oscillations known as Gibbs phenomena. The overshoot near the discontinuities when expanding a pulse, for example, will not diminish no matter how many terms are used.

      Very true Mr AC. But Gibbs also showed that the width of the overshoot converges to zero as the number of sinusoids used tends to infinity so that the difference between the summation and the original signal will have zero energy. So Lagrange was right in a sense - you technically can't do what Fourier proposed but the difference between summed sinusoids and the original signal has an energy of zero - which is close enough.

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    12. Re:Agreed by inri · · Score: 1

      Joesph Louis Lagrange happened to be on the review council and refused to believe that adding sinusoids could produce signals with corners.

      And they really can't; at a discontinuity the Fourier series converges to half the sum of the value of the function approached from the left and right...

      You've confused discontinuity with corner, aka, non-differentiable point. absolute value of x has a corner at 0, but is continuous there, and the fourier series for absolute value of x (on a suitable interval) converges at 0.

      In fact:

      • Weierstrass first demonstrated an everywhere continuous but nowhere differentiable function as a sum of sinusoids.
      • On a closed and bounded interval (like [0,1], say), polynomials are dense in the space of continuous functions (in the uniform metric, if that helps), meaning that every continuous function (including those with lots of corners) is a limit of polynomials, which have no corners.
    13. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you run that by me again?

    14. Re:Agreed by saforrest · · Score: 1


      You've confused discontinuity with corner, aka, non-differentiable point. absolute value of x has a corner at 0, but is continuous there, and the fourier series for absolute value of x (on a suitable interval) converges at 0.


      My interpretation of the OP's post was that a corner was a jump discontinuity. Was Lagrange's complaint more general? Would he have thought, for example, that abs(x) couldn't be approximated by trig functions?

  32. Dated Philosophy by Boxcarwilli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.'

    Hmmmm, a society that is based on spending $ on crap they dont need is setting itself up for disaster........one should learn to be content as possessions bring only "short term" happiness.

    Who's dated philosophy? Buddha.

  33. Robots Without a Cause by YomikoReadman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having read thru the article, I think that this individual wanted nothing more than to Rant on for a couple of pages about how all of the current group of top notch inventors do nothing but make devices to make technology a little bit more personalized. Insofar as the Rant on 3G phones go, they only really take notice of sales of the devices in the UK, which has nothing to do with their sales in other places where the phones were received extremely well, like japan and some places in Central Europe, like Germany. In short, this seems to me like nothing more than a rant against extravagance in technology due to the fact that the author thinks that the time would be better spent trying to improve the life of the impovershed.

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  34. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The author seems not to have much perspective as to how different people might view particular gadgets. A robotic vaccuum cleaner sounds great to me, since I've got 3 kids under the age of 16 months and hence a titanic workload just to keep the house under control.

    The question for all of these gadgets is whether or not enough people find them useful and affordable to make the R&D investment worthwhile. This is inherently a risky proposition, so there will tremendous hits (DVD) and flops (Iridium)...

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  35. What a dullard. by mad_viking · · Score: 1

    The author is the life of the party, I'm sure.

  36. I agree 100% by NineNine · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. There are more and more gadgets out there, and more of them do nothing to enhance lifestyle. Every time I hear someone say "I can't live without x", I'm thinking, shit, that's sad. Personally, I live by the Tyler Durden lifestyle. I only have what I need. My life is full enough without extra shit. My life is whittled down to the basics, so I only concentrate on what's important. Gadgets are just used to fill voids in empty lives.

    1. Re:I agree 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a dork, you don't NEED to be on the net reading slashdot.

    2. Re:I agree 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone that reads/comments on slashdot on a regular basis obviously 1) uses a computer a scary amount and 2) has way too much free time on your hands. You're just using slashdot to fill the entertainment void in your empty life!

    3. Re:I agree 100% by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      It's funny, people used to do things for themselves, now they expect some stupid gadget to do it for them. Here's a true story: I went on a blind date with a recent arrival from the Philippines. It was a set-up orchestrated by a married couple we both knew; the wife was a friend of the girl's. Well, I picked her up in my truck, which is a small GMC Sonoma, manual-everything. She got in, and she started looking around in horror. I watched her for a minute, trying to figure out what was going on, and she suddenly asked me, "where are the window controls?". I pointed at the crank. She looked at it, totally not comprehending. I said, "It's a crank." She looked at me again. "You turn it and the window comes down." She said, "You don't have a window button?" I said, "no". I could see a variable in her head getting flagged, "philman=slacker_loser". She didn't like my manual transmission, either.

      It was weird. She really, honestly, had never seen a window crank before. I've never seen anyone horrified by a lack of electrical controls...

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    4. Re:I agree 100% by CheeseMonkey · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Come on, you and the author of this article are completely hypocritical, end of story. You can't be sitting at a computer, writing a slashdot post or an article for a website about how you've discarded all your "useless" gadgetry. You've drawn an imaginary line between the technology you use and the technology you don't- citing the stuff you don't use as useless, and degrading/pitying anyone who does find it fun or useful.

      If you really want to get rid of your Earthy distractions and focus on the importance of self-exploration, quit your job and become a monk- go all the way. Live off of nature, give away all of your possesions, and throw yourself at the mercy of fate. Until you do that, or level the downtown of your favorite city, you are nowhere near living the "Tyler" lifestyle that you imagine yourself living.

      Or, go back to looking at naked geeks on the Internet and leave those of us who are comfortable with our lives alone!

      PS: People who say "I can't live without X" don't really mean it...

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    5. Re:I agree 100% by NineNine · · Score: 1

      I hope you showed her how the door handle worked so you could throw her ass out of your truck.

    6. Re:I agree 100% by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Says the porn pimp?

      Sure, folks can live without most of what we have. However, because of the excess that we have we are able to enjoy life also.

      When was the last time you needed to spend 90% of your waking hours worrying about food or clothing or lodging? There is a happy middle ground in life.

      Myself, I enjoy playing with tech. In the last couple months I have been playing with simple ciruct design toys. Why, not because I cannot live without them, but because it is entertaining. I enjoy not worrying about all the little things in life because of many of the little toys I have that allow me not to worry about them.

      I guess my point can be summed up to this:

      Gadgets|life|hobbies|quality family time|commuting|working|sleeping are just used to fill voids in empty lives.

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    7. Re:I agree 100% by NineNine · · Score: 1

      My point is that there is a balance that's possible, and right now, for most people in the western world, that "balance" is slanted very heavily in favor of gadgets and "stuff" over substance. I believe that you can still have substance in your life and not live like a monk.

    8. Re:I agree 100% by CheeseMonkey · · Score: 1

      I believe you should let people live the way they want to live without passing judgement. It was obvious from your original post that you think most people are slanted heavily in favor of gadgets. It was perhaps only implied that you frown on this trend. Find your own balance, as everyone does- but don't try to impose that personal balance on the populace at large- we each have our own, and I think we like it that way.

      This, of course, goes threefold for the article's (nameless, I noticed) author.

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    9. Re:I agree 100% by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Actually, the silly bitch made me get out, walk around the truck, and open the door for her. In a weird sense, it was kind of funny. If I'd have had a heart attack or an aneurism or something, she'd have starved to death in there (the locks were mechanical too). ;)

      I was nice, though. I stayed for the rest of the date, and asked the married couple (they met us at the movie theater) to take her home, because "I had a pressing engagement". I figured, that would be the end of that, right? I mean, she didn't like *anything* about me. Too poor, doesn't own a home, father isn't rich, and truck doesn't have any gadgets.

      But the next day at work, the married guy was like, "So, when are you going out with X again?" I said, "Never, what are you, nuts? She didn't even like me." He was surprised. "She told us that you were fine, and she wanted to see you again."

      Which just goes to show that the world is a completely nutso place. At some point between driving to the movie theater in my (unsuitable) truck, and going home with the married couple, she decided that I was a fixer-upper or something. I told the guy I wasn't interested, and told him why, at which point I was kind of persona-non-grata as far as blind-dates go, but that's ok. It makes life a lot quieter.

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    10. Re:I agree 100% by waspleg · · Score: 1

      Are you not passing judgement by posting? It's obvious you don't agree so why did you even bother? As for imposing personal balance.. that is all around you already, assuming you're an American the Christian United States of America makes it illegal to do anything *they* deem immoral or especially unproductive (no cheating on your wife is okay, but not while you have a joint hanging out of your mouth because then you're a terrorist). Welcome to Democracy where you check your rights at the door, notice the pledge of allegiance is to the REPUBLIC.. what happened to that? it vanished a long long time ago you live in the aftermath, welcome to it.

  37. Best Purchase Ever ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Want to keep me entertained? Then let me use the new technology of a roto-tiller and let me purchase plants and plant food.

    I recently made a $60 investment in a tiller garden utensils and plants (onions, peppers, tomatoes, mellos, and corn) and planted them a new garden in my back yard.

    Granted gardening is far from new technology, but a tiller that weighs no more than 20 pounds and can still cut through 8 inches of earth? That's a pretty good feat of technology. I really enjoy the fact that what used to take an entire weekend now only takes me 25 minutes.

    While the technology may not have a huge impact on our lives it does bring about more time for leisure. Some of us spend 9 hours a day at work, come home and clean the house (because we couldn't before work), make dinner, and then notice we have maybe 2 hours tops of free time before we have to get to bed and do it all again the next day.

    Technology has made it easier for us to be able to actually relax and release stress from us. To not have to worry about the lawn because you placed a chemical that causes it to grow stronger and less fast or to be able to not have to worry about the house because a new weatherproof paint won't fade peel or chip. It's these "simple" things that we may not notice, but we also don't notice the impact they have on us. It can take an entire weekend to plant a garden, take care of a lawn, or paint a house.

    It's technology that makes it possible for us to have more time to enjoy life.

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    1. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      tiller that weighs no more than 20 pounds and can still cut through 8 inches of earth?

      You clearly don't live in Georgia... where a 100 lb tiller can't cut through 8 inches of "earth" (actually red clay, but that's what we have for soil around here).

      Point taken and agreed with though. The author of the article would rather act like the disenfranchised though, because it's "cool".

    2. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1

      Yes technology can, in theory, give us more free time. It's to bad that most employers think technology gives you the ability to work more hours and still get things done at home :(

    3. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
      No ... I live in illinois ... nice rich dark soil that retains water pretty well. But this tiller I'm sure could have taking a good lick at the clay. I have hear reports that the clay is excellent for retaining water and mixing it with a loose soil makes it perfect for plants with good root systems.

      Completely off topic I know, but the "technology" for this tiller was a killer tilling blades it had. Basically it's a metal that doesn't dull easily (hell if I remember what metal) and holds an edge even better. Anyways this blade slowly eats at the surface and "digs" down.

      Anyways real fun, but real dangerous too, this thing could grind just about anything you threw at it ...

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    4. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by xagon7 · · Score: 1

      Um, if you work in the IT industry it may be your belief that technology can suck up MORE time than you used to have. F*cked up network, e-mail. Faster computer and management expects more. Telephones and faxes, cell phones. You are EXPECTED to work constantly. Way back when you had a day to THINK abotu what you were going to write, and write it and wait for the response in the mail. In the meantime you would't have to worry about piddly things.

      Yes, technology has made our quality of life better, yes we live longer, yes we don't have to work as hard to accomplish the same amount of work. BUT, now you are expected to get MORE done in the same amount of time, menaing the number of simultaneous projects in the back of your head doubles, and stress increases, and you work more hours.

      Instead of eating dinner after you put away the tractor, many people spend 2 hours/day in their vehicle just getting to and from work.

      Where did that extra time go?

    5. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Which tiller is this? My wife actually called and told me to ask, but I'm interested as well. We have some large areas in our lawn that could benefit from tilling, and doing it by hand is more of a pain than either of us is willing to do on a regular (yearly) basis.

      At the very least I'll check it out!

    6. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      I don't know which tiller the poster was referring to, but I've had excellent experiences with Troy-Bilt tillers. My father's got 20 years on his, and except for normal maintenance and a new set of blades every 10 years or so, they're darn-near indestructible. The blades'll dull pretty quickly if you use them on cinderblocks (my parents' old house was built--unbeknownst to them--on an old dump :), but under general heavy use they're a dream...

    7. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
      Well I used a "Lawn Man" Link Here Front Tine, but for hard soils I would reccommend the rear tine, lots more torque, but weigh more obviously.

      There's also the Troy-Built which I've never used, but also heard great things about.

      If I were you I would look in the yellow pages for rental equipment, tilling is usually a once a year job and I'm sure it'd be more economical to rent one.

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    8. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      Technology has made it easier for us to be able to actually relax and release stress from us. To not have to worry about the lawn because you placed a chemical that causes it to grow stronger and less fast or to be able to not have to worry about the house because a new weatherproof paint won't fade peel or chip.

      I think you've missed something important. The only reason you do worry about the lawn or the weatherproofing is because society expects perfect lawns and perfect weatherproofing and society only cares because it is within the realm of possibility. When mowing a lawn was an inordinate effort most people simply did not have lawns. They made do with dirt or weeds. But because we can maintain lawns we elevate it into a should maintain lawns. Now arguably this is an improvement because who wants a dirt lawn? But you haven't exchanged effort for relaxation. You've exchanged dirt for grass. That's a very different thing.

      As an extreme example, consider this statement: "Thanks to airplanes I don't have to walk thousands of miles home for Christmas every year." Well, the only reason your parents expect you to go thousands of miles for Christmas and the only reason you even consider it is because of the airplane. And catching that airplane adds, not reduces stress versus the alternative which is just staying home and writing a letter.

      Technology does not buy leisure time because we are not smart enough to keep our expectations of what we can accomplish fixed as the technology advances. We fill the time we are given.

    9. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Everyone knows that the hardest soil on earth is in your neighbor state to the west, Alabama. A tiller that can get through 8 inches of our clay and rocks is measured in tons! Actually I typically prefer to use dynamite when planting my garden.

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    10. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

      To not have to worry about the lawn because you placed a chemical that causes it to grow stronger and less fast or to be able to not have to worry about the house because a new weatherproof paint won't fade peel or chip. It's these "simple" things that we may not notice, but we also don't notice the impact they have on us. It can take an entire weekend to plant a garden, take care of a lawn, or paint a house.

      So, what makes me wonder is why we even have lawns in the first place? Parks seem to make sense, as those places are normally used by many people. The lawn in a suburban household, where the owner comes home and enters the garage with his car, parking it, and going to his kitchen without even touching a blade of grass on the way. Why not cover the yard with something easier to take care of, like rocks, or thorny bushes. Then you don't even have to put checmicals on your property to keep it worry free, it just is.

      IMHO, these things worry me the most. a lot of people are very concerned about creating a lifestyle for themself that seems to be kind of silly when you actually think about it. Grass...what's the point, anyways? Siding on the house, I guess that's a nice touch, but you spent the wad of dough on the house, and put yourself in a position to have to worry about how it looks (if that matters to you, of course).

      Although, with regards to the article, there are many things that are simply useless, but as long as enough people pay the dough to have them, then they will be made. And in response to the guy who said that indoor plumbing was kind of pointless when it came out, try living somewhere cold and travel out to the stinky outhouse in the winter, oh wait, you can't do that, as everyone immediately grasped onto great utility of indoor plumbing.

    11. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by JimPooley · · Score: 1

      Grass...what's the point, anyways?

      It looks nicer than pavement. It's nicer to sit on, or lie in, than pavement. It's just a much nicer surface than tarmac or concrete are.
      How stupid can you get?

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    12. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Osty · · Score: 1

      Siding on the house, I guess that's a nice touch, but you spent the wad of dough on the house, and put yourself in a position to have to worry about how it looks (if that matters to you, of course).

      Siding on a house is protectant against nature. Without some sort of siding (vinyl, aluminum, properly painted wood), structural pieces of your house are exposed to the elements. That we can make it look good is secondary to its function towards the soundness of the house. Besides, if you spend money on a house, why wouldn't you take care of it? Otherwise, you're just killing your own property values and losing money.


      I guess we could all move into caves, or into high-rise condos where we don't have to worry about any upkeep (at least for the exterior), but I don't find either of those options very appealling. Neither do most people, else that's how the majority would be living. (okay, so maybe a majority of people do live in apartment complexes or condos, but what's the ideal that most people dream about? That's right, one day owning their own house.)

    13. Re:Best Purchase Ever ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I only wish I had a back yard... I suppose I could use the second room in my apartment - tear up the carpet and put down some soil I guess. But then where would I keep my computer and all my gadgets?

      Oh, and that chemical you're putting on your lawn to make it stronger is also giving you buck teeth and a fairly large set of breasts.

      c

  38. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting
    His argument isn't abut the usefulness of research, or the problem of its funding. His article isnt about the free market mythos.

    It's about a cultural obsession with temporary diversion and amusement in novelty.

    Shockingly, he supposes that lasting value in life might come from knowing oneself better, and that real sources of happiness are pusued with fewer contemplative distractions.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  39. Why sell the gadgets at the end? by TwoStep · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else think it was strange that after a few pages complaining about how terrible these inventions are, you get 3 pages of information on how much they all cost?

    Twostep

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    There are 10 different types of people in this world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    1. Re:Why sell the gadgets at the end? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      It was rather Monty Pythonesqe -- as if the author got sacked 3/4ths of the way through and replaced by an ad copy-writer. (Much like the moose -> llama transition in Holy Grail.)

      --Joe
  40. this guy is spewing oral diarrhea by ravenousbugblatter · · Score: 1

    I hardly think more useless things are invented these days than a hundred years ago. Hasn't everyone been to one of those museums or seen a TV show on all of the useless gadgets people have made in the past? This guy needs to get a clue and stop trying to occupy the "moral" high-ground when it comes to the things that are invented these days. Of course a lot of stuff is useless -- who f**king cares??? Just don't buy it if it's useless. That's the way invention works, there are always more bad ideas than good ones. There are no fewer people working on things that matter these days than there ever was. And he has the gall to mention inventing the wheel??? How is that even relevant in today's world? Has he ever thought about the possibility that as society evolves there are simply fewer "wheels" to invent? This guy's a f**king idiot.

  41. Is there any way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anyway I could have read this article earlier? I mean, I could hardly wait to read this article and the wait nearly gave me an infarction.

  42. Insufferable, upper class twit by ronfar · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But when a game becomes more satisfying than your job, maybe you should think of getting a new career rather than immersing yourself in ever more sophisticated games software.
    Talk about your insufferable, upper class twit. This is a few steps below "let them eat cake" on the hate-o-meter, but not all that many, as it comes from the same place. I don't love my job. Some aspects of it are satisfying, even fun. But then there are the days that stretch before me like the Sahara Desert and I just wait for the clock to get to 5:00 PM. I don't have the luxury of having a new career. I have a job that I tolerate and that pays me a lot better than most of my previous jobs. I feel profoundly lucky to be making a decent, middle class income. However, I'm not Lord Salisbury, I'm not doing my job as a dilletante. This was the best job I could find in my area with my education.

    Get a new career? Oh yes, everyone should do that. I'm sure that garbage men are in it because they love the excitement of garbage, and not because it is the way they afford food and a roof over their heads. I'm sure that all the janitors in the world feel the same about sanitation. Why doesn't everyone just work doing what they love? I'm sure the world would run swimmingly.

    If someone wants to get home from a hard day of work (ever notice how they don't call it happy-fun-time?) and wants to play a game of Splinter Cell why is it the business of some over paid, stuck up, hack who probably wonders why I don't just jet off to Singapore whenever I feel bored?

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    1. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Talk about your defensive losers.

      Or instead of going home and plopping yourself in front of some polygons, you could find something REAL that you enjoy doing. Most of these things could eventually land you a job you enjoy. Learn to build something (with wood, metal, circuits, or even code) or become an expert in something thats interesting to you or get out and interact with people that might give you ideas about new things you could be doing. A garbageman is not a garbageman for life, and what is happening now will not be happening forever.

      I'm guessing that since you're posting on Slashdot at 3:17 in the afternoon, you're working on a computer. I do, too, and I just can't sit in front of the little screen after doing it all day. David Foster Wallace makes an interesting point about TV which can be extended to computer gaming: Its something you do because of a lack of excitement, and the reason you lack excitement is because you're watching TV (or playing games) all the time. Its an addiction that feeds itself

      From your post, it sounds like your life sucks, (if your life is work and video games, your life sucks), and playing more video games and calling successful people "upperclass twits" will not help at all. (Disclaimer: successful people tend to annoy me as well, so I can see where you're coming from). But you're pissed off because he called you out. Its not his fault your a loser, and you need to unplug the computer, yell "I SUCK!!!" (the first step on the road to recovery is acceptance) at the top of your lungs and get into the real world and do something about it.

    2. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      But the poster made me think of something else by accident. A lot of people aren't even enjoying the games they play (EverCrack comes to mind) - they're just addicted to them.

      So what happens in the future, where people spend most of their free time "immersed" in a virt. world. What will they do for entertainment at that point? After all, they'll need a break from their "immersion reality".

      Some days work is a drag. Some days playing games can be a drag. Ever notice how many people in our 500-channel universe just plop themselves down in front of the tube and watch some program because it's there, and not because they really want to?

      There's some sort of truth between the two extremes.

    3. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    4. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that all the janitors in the world feel the same about sanitation.

      Well, I can think of at least one... My hero, Stanley Spadowski!

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    5. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Those kinds of sentiments expressed by the author really annoy me as well. Especially when he got into complaining about how rich and bored we all are. Excuse me, we're all rich and bored? Being unemployed is taking care of the rich part for me, and the bored part is being quite well countered by the fun of one tooth boring into the nerves of another, because I don't have the money right now to get it fixed. I'd 'love' to be in the position he so bemoans of needing a little game or doodad to distract me from an annoying job that allowed me health care.

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    6. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by chain_from_hell · · Score: 1
      But when a game becomes more satisfying than your job, maybe you should think of getting a new career rather than immersing yourself in ever more sophisticated games software.

      Maybe we don't need another job but only an new mamager to keep things interesting.

    7. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      What is it in your mind that makes the "Real World" so superior to the Virtual World? If the the Virtual World brings satisfaction why discard it just to simply "keep it real"?

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      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    8. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you asked yourself why you are in this job if it is so unrewarding and soul destroying ... the money? Oh well atleast when you retire at 65 you will be able to look back on your life and say " ... well I didn't get to achieve what I really wanted to do with my life ... but atleast I have a nice suburban house filled with ikea furniture, two cars and a swimming pool ... "

      I think I would rather be the garbage man ... work 4 hours in the morning and have the rest of the day to pursue goals that are a bit more important ... than have the life sucked out of me by some corporate leech ...

    9. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! Who needs robots when you have servants?

    10. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because you're stuck in the real world (at least for now).

      If confronted with the choice of:

      1. having a real life that you hate with a part time virtual world that you enjoy (or hate less)
      2. or
      3. having a real life that you are struggling to make better
      I'll take number 2 every time. To live is to struggle; you were placed here for a purpose, and that purpose sure as hell ain't video games.

      I would like to again point out the cyclical and self-feeding nature of video games/TV(you're bored/boring because all you do is play video games, so you play video games to escape the boredom). And, just as important, no one I know who prefers the virtual world (which, by the way, is COMPLETELY encompassed within the REAL one) qualifies as happy. They're cynical and living for petty thrills and usually begging for acknowledgement for the existence they've chosen. I refuse to give it to them (it can only come from within)

      The first choice sounds suspiciously like multiple personality disorder, which is usually the result of childhood trauma (or severe neuro-chemical imbalance). Everybody needs escape sometimes, for too many people I know it affects their quality of life (this goes for TV, too, but it doesn't have quite as strong a pull as computer games).

      Now why do I care? Partially because I hate to see human being suffer. Mostly, because I have to live and work with sad sacks of meat like this guy (I'm assuming its a guy, and I'm almost certain I'm right) and sucks to try to talk to someone with no "real" reference frame. Its like talking to someone whos mentally ill. Until you can crawl into the virtual world forever, stay the hell away from me and my real life.

    11. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking right on.

    12. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're another of those upper class twits, aren't you?

      Judge not, asshole.

    13. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To live is to struggle; you were placed here for a purpose, and that purpose sure as hell ain't video games.

      That's three baseless statements you've made in the same sentence.

      a) Prove that living == an endless struggle
      b) prove that we were placed here, and point out who did the placing
      c) Prove that that purpose isn't video games (or more generally, entertaining ourselves)

    14. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...insufferable, upper class twit... sahara desert... diletante... don't call it happy-fun-time... jet off to singapore...
      Bravo!

      Several years ago, after the umpty-teenth time of my wife and I swapping 'how was your day' stories (seemed like mine were always the high points, hers were always the low points), I said "ya know, you really need to look inside and decide something: if you hate your job, that's cool and we should work at finding you something more rewarding to do. But if you really are just grumbling because of stuff that will be there to annoy you in any job, I think you need to suck it up and adopt my basic credo:

      "THEY call it work and pay you because it is something THEY don't want to do. Anything that is marginally fun starts to really get competitive (CEO's and Rock Stars) or the pay scale really drops fast (wildlife biologists and philosophy professors are good examples here). If you're really lucky, you find something difficult or specialized that you enjoy, because that makes the payscale climb."

      I then told her that, if she didn't hate the work per se, to stop dwelling on the downsides and rate days on a neutral-to-good scale, and save the bad rating for a day that really deserves it.

      She's a good wife... I only had to spend a week sleeping on the couch and She Took My Advice. Marriages are also best if you keep those rose-colored glasses on most of the time.

    15. Re:Insufferable, upper class twit by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      How can you know that the virtual world doesn't also have struggle? What if you simply are unable to change your real life for the better? For example there are a ton of trapped housewives who play EQ. They've got kids they can't leave and no careers of their own to support themselves anyway so they're stuck in their lifeless loveless marriages. If the husband doesn't want to work to make it better there isn't much wifey can do. So is she just supposed to sit and take it?

      Fun is fun no matter what form it comes in.

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  43. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The author cites a bunch of consumer-oriented gadgets as contemporary 'inventions' but seems to be intentionally ignoring the fact that _somebody_ has to pay for the development of these things.

    He's victim to a common fallacy -- that there's a finite amount of stuff in the world and one can only have TV-glasses at the expense of one's neighbor going without shoes. It's unimaginable to him that if we "discard our possessions and live more simply", the people who make and sell drink-pouring robots will be going without possessions too, as will whoever depends on them for a living.

  44. MOD PARENT UP!!!! by magsymp · · Score: 0

    hahah.

  45. Oh no! People are enjoying luxuries! by Nindalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and they're not even the same luxuries I want! Don't they know that there are people starving, and dying of diseases?

    This kind of bootless diatribe is as old as language. Expect part 2, "People Were Better When I Was Young," next week.

  46. Re:You never know when the next big thing will com by aksuur · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the network they were building had great potential, and those working on it knew that. I don't think that people engineering a car to conform to the shape of your butt are envisioning great social and technological advances.

  47. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TalMaximus · · Score: 2

    One of the sadest things to me is that corporations will finance projects they believe will have the best return on investment. The little gadgets and features that have been added to the Audi may not change the world, but Audi is banking on those features bringing in more revenue. Very few corporations with the financial backing to endorse inventions that "could" change the way we do things in the world are willing to take the risk that such an expenditure requires. Sure, maybe the world would be better off in many facets of daily life if financiers began to look at the needs of a society that they are capable of meeting, instead of just bringing in more wealth. The idea of corporations or those with vast financing power contributing their wealth to inventions of consequence is great, but just like some of the good ideas within socialism it cannot account for one factor...human nature.

  48. Broader view by Quixote · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The author is taking a broader view (a "humanist" view, if you will) of the current state of affairs. To quote him,
    This all sounds great fun, but only in a society where all our basic needs are met could we be so pleasurably diverted by gadgets. It's not only fun to be excited by the latest gadget, it gives us the feeling too that we're part of the forward flow of life. It also gives us something easy to talk about: we make connections with people by discussing what our gadgets can do, even by laughing at our own silliness.

    He has a point. Look back at the inventors of the really useful devices (like the steam engine, the airplane, electricity, lightbulb, etc.), and see how many of these were invented in the "won't it be cool to do this!" spirit, and how many were in the "if I invent this, it will change the future!" spirit.

    It could be that today, thanks to the ubiquitous media, the "gadget" inventions are getting a lot more coverage than the "earth-shattering" inventions. In the old days, these "gadget" inventions probably never made it out of the inventor's shack.

    1. Re:Broader view by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      If you look back at the history of invention, then you'll find that every major invention was invented in the spirit of "if i do this, then i'll either get totally rich" or "it would be really cool to do this". People rarely ever invent something with the explicit intent to make an earthshattering breakthrough which will benefit mankind forever.

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    2. Re:Broader view by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thomas Edison seemed to be interested in inventing for the sake of inventing. How else can you explain a mentality that expected a handful of 'minor inventions' per month and a 'major breakthrough' every couple months.

      I know I'm oversimplifying, but given that one of Edison's "inventions" is credited with wide ranging life changes (the lightbulb, which he didn't invent but did radically improve the commercial viability of), it seems appropriate to consider his motivations. It didn't seem like he was out to change the world, but rather cast it in his image by inventing as many things as he could. Inventing for the sake of it.

      --Joe
    3. Re:Broader view by ronfar · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Hmm.... Did you ever watch the BBC TV series Connections? If not you are in for a treat and they probably have it at your local library. Well, when I was a kid, my greatest joy was to stay up late and watch Connections on my local PBS station.

      Why am I bringing up Connections? Well, because Connections would trace the connections between various inventions that it would seem had no relation to each other. Many of the inventions the show would showcase as part of the chain would seem frivolous or irrelevent, but finally they would all link up to showcase the major invention of the show (which would be something like the automobile or the satellite dish).

      Heh, lately most of the justifications for a space program are based on the idea that innovations that came from the space program led to improvements in medicine, construction or other fields. (Note: if you can't sell people on exploring a new frontier and helping humanity break its earthly bounds, explaining how we wouldn't have Tang is not going to sell them)

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    4. Re:Broader view by i_need_no_nick · · Score: 1
      "if I invent this, it will change the future!"

      I think it would be fair to say that a lot of the earth-shattering inventions were arrived at for reasons of "i wonder if i can do this?", "it would be cool if..." and "wow, i'll make a bundle with this!".

      The steam engine, in its earliest form, was considered a toy of very little practical use (the first steam engine just spun round pointlessly).

      Then the "this invention is a goldmine" mindset pops up, and we see people inventing loads to attatch onto that pointlessly spinning thing, and building their business on them.

      A lot of the famous inventors of the past invented on a production-line basis, churning out one idea after another. I'd suppose Benjamin Franklin, amongst others, have thought "I wonder if I could do this...?"

      Altogether, I think the inventors who had the foresight to see that their invention would change the world are in the minority.

    5. Re:Broader view by node+3 · · Score: 1

      No one ever invented anything to "change the future". That may have been how they rationalized their ability, but that's not why they did it. They did it because it was fun, it was fun because it was a challenge. It was something no one else had ever done, and something that no one else could do. They did something new, they solved a problem, they filled a need.

      The inventor may have known that their invention would have a huge world-wide impact, and that may have excited them and spurred them on, but they went forward for themselves.

      The people who invent gadgets do so because they are unable to invent anything better. There's money to be made in gadgets too.

    6. Re:Broader view by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Watch a History channel program on the Guns of the Old West sometime and look at the INSANE weapons people made. Then tell me that the gadgets "never came out of the shack."

      The problem you have, and the author has as well, is with the realization that industrial history is written by the successful. The steam engine was pretty awesome. But the gattling gun -- arguably a gadget -- was pretty important, too. And if your grandfather was mowed down at Ludlow, which would you have more to say about?

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    7. Re:Broader view by cindy · · Score: 1

      ...Look back at the inventors of the really useful devices (like the steam engine, the airplane, electricity, lightbulb, etc.), and see how many of these were invented in the "won't it be cool to do this!" spirit, and how many were in the "if I invent this, it will change the future!" spirit.

      With the exception of electricity, all of the inventions you mention were created to make money, not to change the future. (Electricity, was invented to be a part of physics and it's inventor had no need of money.) The only invention that I can think of that was specifically created to change the future was the atomic bomb and we all know how well that turned out.

      When I was a kid we had a reprint of a 1903 Sears catalog. The most interesting thing about it was the vast number of gadgets that had nothing to do with feeding people or changing lives.

      Sturgeon's Law has been true since the dawn of time. Why should now be any different?

    8. Re:Broader view by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Well, because Connections would trace the
      > connections between various inventions that it
      > would seem had no relation to each other.

      That's because they didn't. "Connections" was 99% bullshit.

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  49. Don't knock the wind-up radio by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 5, Informative
    but I want a wind-up radio even less. If it isn't likely to sell, who will pay for development?

    ~The wind up radio? Trevor Bayliss developed it at his own cost, and Christopher Staines and South African entrepreneur Rory Stear put up the finance to make production a reality. Previously, people had to spend more on batteries than they did on the radio. Batteries are more expensive and less reliable in rural Africa than they are in the rich parts of the world.

    Are they any use? Read this and make your mind up. But I'd say they're a damn sight more useful to many more people than a 3G phone.

    1. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1
      Plus, you can't forget the lucrative PBS market for these things among 40+ year old house wives with too much disposable income. PBS radio stations have been giving these wind-up radios away during pledge drives since the Y2K days. "With a modest pledge of $30, $60, or $120, you can listen to NPR anywhere!"

      I figure PBS is paying, oh, $3 a radio for these things, so...

      $120 Pledge to Your Local PBS Station
      -
      $3 Wind-Up Radio
      +
      Silvia Poggioli Whining About Eastern Europe
      +
      ???????
      =
      $$Profit$$


      Right?
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    2. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, I think you mean NPR, not PBS. PBS is TV.

      Second of all, why do you have it in so bad for people who support public radio (or public TV for that matter)? For Christ sake, nobody is pledging just to get the stupid wind-up radio so don't act like NPR is pulling some kind of mass deception on us. Sheesh.

    3. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The device I have wanted is the wind-up 'walkman' cassette player. I've heard rumors of it but never seen it available. It just has a lot of appeal to never have to put batteries into it or charge it up.

    4. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

      Third of all, it was a friggin' joke, you tool.

      Just so you know, you are the reason that people like me are lobbying for a SARCASM/COMEDY button on all new keyboards.

      And, for the record, I used NPR and PBS interchangingly in the post because they both do pledge drives and both have given away this radio. I am well aware of the difference, as I watch/listen to both. Did you think I just pulled the name Silvia Poggioli out of my ass? Now it's my turn to sheesh.

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    5. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... no, I think you screwed up, and are quite angry at the fact that someone picked it up. As for sarcasm - something can be sarcastic *and* factually correct.

    6. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by werdnagreb · · Score: 1
      The way the author of the Robots article implies that useless inventions are, well...worthless, hits off the mark. Who knows, Aibo can be the very first beginning of the next revolution in technology. My point is that you cannot say some invention is worthless until you see how they influence future inventions and ideas.

      For example, (I'm sure I'm going to be flamed for saying this) for years (starting in the late '70s) personal computers were considered useless for most people. Rather, they were just a toy for kids and a few enthusiasts to play around with. Then came the GUI and word processing and some killer apps, and suddenly everyone needed one.

      On the other hand, this doesn't mean that I should go out and spend $500 to get an aibo (or a wind-up radio).

    7. Re:Don't knock the wind-up radio by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      The majority of folks reading that aren't likely to get it. Why? Because the majority of the "civilized" world are spoiled and lazy. ``Why should I have to wind a radio every so often when I can stick a battery in it and merely press the button to turn it on? I mean, that would almost be, like, like... work!''

      I'm not against labor saving devices, batteries, or gadgets for the sake of gadgetry, per se. But I do think we're an incredibly self-indulgent, short-sighted set of folks, as a whole. The consumer mentality that runs the cultures in which so many of us (internet users) live is one of our worst enemies.

      Perhaps the Department of Homeland Absurdity can tackle that next. 8^/

  50. Notice? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Have you noticed that more and more technology is more ingenious than useful?

    We're reading Slashdot. How could we not notice?

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  51. Nobody has any good ideas right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm in Silicon Valley, and talk to many people, including VCs, patent attorneys, and academics, who would know if somebody had a good idea in high-tech. They don't. Most stuff being worked on seems to be crap like 3G phones, some variation on WiFi, toys for yuppies, or some new scheme for delivering advertising.

    Nobody here is working on a new energy source, highly secure or reliable computers, a way out of the "race for the bottom" in wages, or a fuel cell technology that works. No, it's stuff like "sales force support automation".

    There's interest in biotech, but it's mostly from Jim Clark, who made money from SGI (tanked), Netscape (tanked), and Healtheon (tanked). Not a good sign.

    We're doing something terribly wrong. Median income (US urban wage earners, constant dollars) peaked in 1973. (It's quite hard to find those numbers today, incidentally.)

  52. Very one-sided by d3faultus3r · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He completely ignores the fact that incredible things have been accomplished in this age of gadgets he deems pointless. Does he really think the most inovative thing in this modern era is a wind up radio? What about genetic engineering, hybrid cars, nuclear fusion, nanotechnology, etc...? The scary part is, there must be a lot of people like him for this drivel to be published.

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  53. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
    A robotic vaccuum cleaner sounds great to me, since I've got 3 kids under the age of 16 months

    ooh, does the robot pick things up as well? What, it just vacuums empty bit of carpet? Not going to be much use to either of us then, I'm afraid. So it's just a toy, a gadget. For many people who really need something to do the vacuuming for them - i.e. you - it has serious flaws.

  54. They broke the mold for new technology by daves · · Score: 4, Funny

    All new technology is first monetized in the sex industry. Sony just messed up in coming out with a toy dog first.

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    1. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by Elequin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Talk about non-useless robots. Heh.

    2. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I've said for years now that when the first sex robots become practical, humanoid robotics will advance much like mathematics and cryptotech have advanced over at the NSA.

      Robot dog? Feh... Robot Wynona Ryder? Now you're cooking with gas!

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      --- Ban humanity.
    3. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by Elentar · · Score: 1

      You know what I hate? Words like "Monetized."

      If a product doesn't warrant being discussed with proper, complete sentences then it is certainly doomed.

      -Elentar

      --
      The wheel it turns, around and around, with an ancient rumbling sound.
    4. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word "monetize" has been around at least 100 years and was actually used as part of a proper, complete sentence above. Don't be a pedantic twit.

    5. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by daves · · Score: 1

      You know what I hate? Words like "Monetized."

      Oh yeah!?

      Well... you've got an annoying six-line signature.

      So there!

      --
      People who disagree with you are not automatically evil, greedy, or stupid.
    6. Re:They broke the mold for new technology by Elentar · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's only 4 lines. Slashdot adds the rest, depending on your preferences. I find it annoying as well, but since I dislike signatures that appear to be part of the post, I chose to keep the bracketing lines.

      I'll try reducing it to 2 lines for this post, and see how it looks. Function over form, right?

      -Elentar

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      The wheel it turns, around and around, with an ancient rumbling sound.
  55. Re:You never know when the next big thing will com by yasth · · Score: 1

    Bad example, the internet(arpanet, etc.) started small, and grew. The idea that unviersities and military could share data is a good idea even now. You might complain about the price but why would you complain about the principle.

    That being said just because some of the things in the article are useless to the author, doesn't mean they are useless to everyone.

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    I'd do something interesting, but my server can't handle a slashdotting.
  56. That's been known for centuries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.

    This has been known for a loooong time, and is for example explained in great detail by Voltaire in "Les pensées": "Du divertissement" (Thoughts: About entertainment).
    1. Re:That's been known for centuries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It was written by Blaise Pascal, not by Voltaire, and it was published in 1669.

      Diversion. - When I have occasionally set myself to consider the different distractions of men, the pains and perils to which they expose themselves at court or in war, whence arise so many quarrels, passions, bold and often bad ventures, &c., I have discovered that all the unhappiness of men arises from one single fact, that they cannot stay quietly in their own chamber. A man who has enough to live on, if he knew how to stay with pleasure at home, would not leave it to go to sea or to besiege a town. A commission in the army would not be bought so dearly, but that it is found insufferable not to budge from the town; and men only seek conversation and entertaining games, because they cannot remain with pleasure at home.

      But on further consideration, when, after finding the cause of all our ills, I have sought to discover the reason of it, I have found that there is one very real reason, namely, the natural poverty of our feeble and mortal condition, so miserable that nothing can comfort us when we think of it closely.

      Whatever condition we picture to ourselves, if we muster all the good things which it is possible to possess, royalty is the finest position in the world. Yet, when we imagine a king attended with every pleasure he can feel, if he be without diversion, and be left to consider and reflect on what he is, this feeble happiness will not sustain him; he will necessarily fall into forebodings of dangers, of revolutions which may happen, and, finally, of death and inevitable disease; so that if he be without what is called diversion, he is unhappy, and more unhappy than the least of his subjects who plays and diverts himself.

      Hence it comes that play and the society of women, war, and high posts, are so sought after. Not that there is in fact any happiness in them, or that men imagine true bliss to consist in money won at play, or in the hare which they hunt; we would not take these as a gift. We do not seek that easy and peaceful lot which permits us to think of our unhappy condition, nor the dangers of war, nor the labour of office, but the bustle which averts these thoughts of ours, and amuses us.

      Reasons why we like the chase better than the quarry.

      Hence it comes that men so much love noise and stir; hence it comes that the prison is so horrible a punishment; hence it comes that the pleasure of solitude is a thing incomprehensible. And it is in fact the greatest source of happiness in the condition of kings, that men try incessantly to divert them, and to procure for them all kinds of pleasures.

      The king is surrounded by persons whose only thought is to divert the king, and to prevent his thinking of self. For he is unhappy, king though he be, if he think of himself.

      This is all that men have been able to discover to make themselves happy. And those who philosophise on the matter, and who think men unreasonable for spending a whole day in chasing a hare which they would not have bought, scarce know our nature. The hare in itself would not screen us from the sight of death and calamities; but the chase which turns away our attention from these, does screen us.

      The advice given to Pyrrhus to take the rest which he was about to seek with so much labour, was full of difficulties.

      [To bid a man live quietly is to bid him live happily. It is to advise him to be in a state perfectly happy, in which he can think at leisure without finding therein a cause of distress. This is to misunderstand nature.

      As men who naturally understand their own condition avoid nothing so much as rest, so there is nothing they leave undone in seeking turmoil. Not that they have an instinctive knowledge of true happiness. . . .

      So we are wrong in blaming them. Their error does not lie in seeking excitement, if they seek it onl

  57. no patience for that by sstory · · Score: 1

    Go contemplate your own shame while I rent some DVDs and ignore you.

  58. Bzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think the US won Vietnam. Technology is only a tool, its not who has the best technology, but who uses it the best.

    Granted, it would be damn hard for the Vietcong to win if they were using crossbows instead of AK's. However, their lack of technology probably gave them numerous advantages.

    The war on terrorism has many parallels to the Vietnam war, yet we are winning it (last year had that least terrorist incidents in the last 30 years.. or something like that.) You bet damn well our application of superior technology is giving us a big advantage in that one.

    Rant against technology? Talk to Ted Kaczynski about that.

  59. Re:You never know when the next big thing will com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But now, it's an essential part of many people's homes.

    Yet, you'll still find a majority of people don't think the internet is really very important. If it wasn't for e-mail, most people wouldn't want it.

  60. Handwritten notes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, you won't even be able to communicate with the Unabomber. When the Fed's raided his shack, they found the typewriter which was used to produce the Manifesto.

  61. Misguided luddite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, there are useless things created - but this author comes off as overly critical of tinkering and creative inventionism. He supports the telephone as a "life altering" and "good thing" creation - but how would he feel about the latest VOIP software that allows far flung family memebers to communicate with each other? And how about the camera? It's good right? But when we go to digital photography, it must be wasteful narcissism, never mind all of the saved pape, chemicals and money. Some of the most impactful and useful in history come from unbridled curiousity and exploration in what is possible... All in all a baloney article with a we-are-too-rich-and-fat-angst ridden tone. -AC

  62. off topic question... by Archfeld · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    does anyone ever ask you about Jerry Cornelius, the Michael Moorcock fictional hero ? Every time I see your name I flash back to those books, the Cornelius Quartet.

    --
    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
    1. Re:off topic question... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Rarely.

      These days.

      Hair is as long as once it was ;-)

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:off topic question... by Archfeld · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOL mine is still as long as ever, but I think I am the last 'hippy' left in this data center. Since our management went down-south, things have really changed :(

      Cheers

      --
      errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
    3. Re:off topic question... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Umm, I didn't ask because I thought it was obvious.

      And how is Frank these days?

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    4. Re:off topic question... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Man...

      You can almost see right through that guy...

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
  63. 100% Fun by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My life is whittled down to the basics, so I only concentrate on what's important. Gadgets are just used to fill voids in empty lives.

    And what is a 'full' life, pray tell?

    Seriously, what do the self-righteously self-deprived do with their copious free time?

    My life is filled with useless shit, and you know what? I love it! I am *extremely* content with all my CDs of music (more and more coming from independent labels, as that's where the interesting stuff is), my shelves and shelves of escapist SF, my Tivo full of Farscape re-runs (damn you, sci-fi, for cancelling this great show!), my office full of computer-geek stuff.

    Once I lived the spartan life, and I thought great thoughts, and I wrote great stories. I was published once in a while, but eventually the rejection slips became more frequent, and more magazines went belly-up.

    And what did I realize? I'm gonna die, and everything I know is going to die with me. So I spend time with friends when I can, and have fun at all times.

    And I love the little shit that pervades my life.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:100% Fun by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Seriously, what do the self-righteously self-deprived do with their copious free time?

      That's just it, I'm not wealthy enough to have ANY free time. None. Zilch. Zero. And that's the point of the article, if you have "free time", then you should be considered wealthy, since most of us spend all of our time just working to pay the bills, and time with friends & family. Between work and my friends, I have exactly -0- time for stupid toys. Hell, I don't even have a TV!

    2. Re:100% Fun by Tony · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's just it, I'm not wealthy enough to have ANY free time.

      Ah! That's completely different. And I apologize for my arrogance; it was uncalled-for.

      I figured out the problem for me, though. I just became so damned arrogant I no longer have friends.

      Problem solved. I now have *loads* of free time.

      --
      Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  64. If you meet Buddha on the road... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kill him.

    And while you're at it, whack Jesus and Mohammed too. They're all meddlesome pricks; worthless shamans with nothing to offer but mysticism.

  65. cry cry cry by FroMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What a whiner.

    I made it through maybe half the article and get bored with it. Maybe a robot to read his articles would be something he'd approve of.

    We pretty much have our bases covered with things that we need. There are not food shortages in the civilized nations of the world., we are able to provide for everyone on the planet with leftovers on top of that (minus political influences). We have the basic technology to live anywhere on the planet that is inhabitable and many places inhabitable. There are no more physical frontiers beyond space for us.

    However, when you figure in that in 8000 - 12000 years we have gone from living from the land we could till to just starting to reach outer space, I'd say we've done pretty well. Its fair for folks to take a bit of luxury in life.

    Once food production was not a worry, everything after that has been fluff. Do we need cars? Nah. Do we need anything that specialized labor grants us? Han, but its nice.

    Do we need to have a cause? Maybe. As a Christian I believe it is serving God in the capacity he sees fit. Do others need to have a cause to believe in for focus on? I dunno. Some folks just want to eat, drink, and be merry for tommorrow they die. Perhaps that is their purpose.

    Why does this fellow feel he needs to fire us up for anything? As that does seem to be his issue here. Or more important to me is, why does he seem to think we need firing up, when many already see advances even without groundbreaking advances.

    Medicine for instance is always advancing. Personally I think this is a great thing. It may not affect me every day, but it certainly will be important the next time I need surgery or come down with an illness.

    I know a couple folks that work on review mirrors that auto tint when a car with its high beams are behind you are blinding you. Is that fluff or a safety measure in this guys book?

    Intel and AMD are designing incrementally faster processors everyday, is that fluff or real research? By faster processors we can evaulate and process data faster, maybe to help advance medicine.

    Ah, heck, enough. Sounds like this guy simply is a lost soul who is really lacking in life. Maybe he needs to find a cause to live for, I think many other people have their causes to live for.

    --
    Norris/Palin 2012
    Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
  66. Re:You never know when the next big thing will com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adults that never had it can live without it as they did for most of their lives, but you have kids growing up with it who can't seperate it from their lives. I'm in my mid-20's, but I've had a computer from the time I was 4 or 5, so it's always been a part of my life.

  67. Personal Favorite.... by Tsali · · Score: 1
    The steamless steam shovel was the best invention, by far. The inginuity to create that machine marveled my generation.

    Ahh, the good old days...

    Gasp! Get back to work on the gardening on the courtyard dias before I whip you more! Between you, the French, and Charlotte Wren, I know not which one will befall our great civilization.

    • The Onion, sort of
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    This space for rent.
  68. public perception of robots by andy666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it has been my experience that it is impossible to get a robot to do the simplest things. navigation among clutter, picking up an object, etc. are all research topics. people usually get results in very narrowly defined environments.

    periodically when i hear about people at places like the MIT media lab making robots have feelings, it makes me quite annoyed, since it is such a ridiculous topic. hard robotics problems get ignored, and the media doesn't ever write stories about the limitations of robots, which are enourmous.

  69. Read Marx by monsterzero2003 · · Score: 2

    The problem is capitalism and its current crisis of abundance. People don't get paid unless they work. The essentials people really need can be produced with a fraction of the work force - maybe 20%. The rest build or service extravagant trickets. Non-renewable resources are wasted to provide diversions so that people can be employed so that they can buy mostly trinkets. Meanwhile people starve because they are in the third world and not participants in the trinket economy. No stopping it. This all has a momentum of its own like a hurricane. Enjoy your video games and slashdot while you still have electricity.

    1. Re:Read Marx by TheSync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The challenge of socialism is motivating people to work to create the essentials, and then to give them away to others. Outside of family or tight tribal bounds, it seems to not be generally a human behaviour.

      While there is quite a bit of non-earned wealth transfer in the Western democracies through tax policies, socialized health & education, and retirement Ponzi schemes, the only governments that have been successful in breaking the basic human nature of greed and desire for personal property have had to use massive, totalitarian force, often resulting perversely in the death of millions through starvation (China, Russia, North Korea).

      On the other hand, capitalism has made enough people so incredibly rich that they don't mind (so much) handing out money to the less well off for free schools, medicine, etc.

    2. Re:Read Marx by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Meanwhile people starve because they are in the third world and not participants in the trinket economy.


      No. People starve because of corrupt and oppressive governments. There is more than enough food produced to feed the world, the problem is actually getting it to the people.

      --
      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    3. Re:Read Marx by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      I guess then the qustion could become: Who are the corrupt governments?

      You forgot about corrupt companies doing drug dealer style "The first one's free...." deals

  70. Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story is so inane that I'm refusing to troll it. I'm going back to Mac OS X NWN Technology Demo Released.

  71. I was going to reply earlier... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I tripped on my Roomba and fell on my battlebot...

    --
    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
  72. Article is spot on. by roryh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When is luxury not luxury? When it's available 24x7, at every mall and shopping centre, in every town, and every state. Then that's just plain decadence, endemic to an entire country. Technology is a tool like any other, creating wonderful things, but also some socially desructive, needless things, ususally produced at the expense of some Third World country. Look at the 5000 children dying each month of Malaria, and tell me you need an automatic hoover.

    Sometimes I feel ashamed to be in the country I am.

    1. Re:Article is spot on. by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, but 5000 children don't die because you do or do not have an electric hoover- they die because of a natural disease, that technology can at best control, and at worst can do nothing about (the best drugs are beginning not to work).

      It's a pity that those children probably can't improve their chances with the best technology to fight Malaria, but that's basically an economic problem- and one that is probably improved by 3rd world workers working for foreign capital (every dollar they bring in, probably means that 5 dollars worth of business is created locally by the time the money has filtered through the local economy). Unless the workers really are slave labour, then that job is probably the best one they can do; their standard of living is higher with the job than without.

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      -WolfWithoutAClause

      "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
    2. Re:Article is spot on. by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      What do you propose we do about the 5000 children? Mail our paychecks to Ethiopia?

    3. Re:Article is spot on. by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Moreover, people in developing countries are poor because of bad government destroying economies. Regardless of whether your government is totalitarian (China) or democratic (India), once it starts to make pro free-market economic reforms, you get increased GDP growth and poverty reduction. After 50 years of growth, you have quite a result. South Korea was once one of the poorest places on the planet. Not any more.

      Unfortunately, many governments in Africa and the Middle East are set up to keep their economies from ever growing.

    4. Re:Article is spot on. by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Look at the 5000 children dying each month of Malaria, and tell me you need an automatic hoover.


      Explain exactly how buying a vacuum cleaner causes third world children to die of malaria. Hint: it doesn't. Economics is not a zero-sum game.

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      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    5. Re:Article is spot on. by roryh · · Score: 1

      That's a very dispassionate response. Excepting circumstances of disability and the like, if you can afford to buy robots to clean your house, you can afford a spare bit of cash to help people in need. Tying this to the story author's opinion on the uselessness of some tech, what's more valuable; lives, which cannot be replaced, or automatic vacuum cleaners? Some tech is useful, and good; some is pointless, or at least, the application of it is flawed.

      I don't mean to ramble, but I guess the crux of what I'm getting at, is why does humanity expend effort, great amounts of time and money, on comparitively frivolous gadgets, when there are plenty other things we could be trying to sort out? I know, that the answer comes done to $$$ - like the author says, this has to do with buying "more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame".

      </rant>

    6. Re:Article is spot on. by bnenning · · Score: 1
      what's more valuable; lives, which cannot be replaced, or automatic vacuum cleaners?


      Ok, but where do you stop? What's more valuable, lives or a Playstation? Lives, or a night out with your friends? Lives, or air conditioning? Taken to its logical conclusion, you end up with Peter Singer's argument that we are morally obligated to devote our entire lives toward helping the needy. There has to be some point at which it's permissible to act in your own self-interest. Perhaps you draw that line at automatic vacuum cleaners, but that's an arbitrary decision.


      why does humanity expend effort, great amounts of time and money, on comparitively frivolous gadgets, when there are plenty other things we could be trying to sort out? I know, that the answer comes done to $$$


      No, it comes down to freedom. "Humanity" is not a system whose activities can be directed from above. (Some have tried, but that generally leads to lots of dead humans). Because individuals have different preferences, some are always going to be doing stuff others find frivolous.

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      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    7. Re:Article is spot on. by roryh · · Score: 1

      Because individuals have different preferences, some are always going to be doing stuff others find frivolous.

      Of course, and I have no problem with this (or I wouldn't be writing comments on /. ). I just feel the balance has tipped too far towards frivolity, and too many people don't regard things in a proper perspective.

      Thanks for a good conversation,

  73. when in doubt use big words by sweatyboatman · · Score: 0, Troll

    consumerist technological zeitgeist

    what does that mean? well that means that the author believes that our society likes to buy gadgets. but he can't just say that, because that would make sense. He has to make up ism's and reference Neitzsche. Remember, more syllables equals more better.

    The Guardian is clearly the product of over-education. If he must rant about Americans being wasteful because we're "rich and bored, and have plenty of disposable income" why doesn't the author point the finger to his years of expensive schooling. For clearly that was a total waste of time as well.

    If only the Guardian had grown up in a more impoverished country. He could be spending his time in the fruitful pursuits of agrarian farming, rather than wasting our time with this drivel.

    --
    It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
  74. wrong! by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Wrong, the one with the best technology (who uses it competently) will always win. We didn't use our best technology (nuclear) because of other factors. Technology always trumps, and those who disagree can't argue long because they'll be dead.

    Dead people don't debate.

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    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
  75. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by thelexx · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...I've got 3 kids under the age of 16 months..."

    That's either triplets or one hell of a woman.

    --
    "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
  76. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    I love this bit! Hilarious!

    "The proper answer, surely, is that while interplanetary exploration is conceivably a noble human aspiration, needing a robot to pour your pop is the hallmark of the idle ponce."

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  77. Bingo! by porkrind · · Score: 1

    I know it's form to reply with, "Yes! Me too!" but what can I say, you nailed it. Maybe if more people reply with "You nailed it!" you'll get those highly sought mod points :@)

  78. A bit defensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Scores of replies are the equivalent of "screw this guy!"

    We're a bit defensive about this, aren't we? The strong replies are very telling. I have realized there is more to life than acquiring needless possessions. Yet I fall victim to gadgetitis all the time. It is what a 20-something single guy is expected to be interested in. I am perfectly aware of it and it still happens. But at the same time I wasn't offended by anything the author of the article wrote.

    A previous post mentioned that it is a form of idolatry, and I have to agree. It is basically the modern-day equivalent of the pursuit of wealth.

    I think that this article pushed some people in a way that they don't want to be pushed. Hence the strong responses.

  79. "Contemplate our shame"? by Rayonic · · Score: 1

    He writes, 'Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.'

    Huh? What? That really came out of left field. I don't see how I'm supposed to feel shame if I'm bored, or rich. Perhaps the author can point me in the direction of some of these shamed millionaires so I can help relieve them of their problem.

  80. This can be summed up in a single word/company ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ronco.

  81. Solutions waiting for a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is in my opinion, - just the way of the nature. By coming up with new ideas new theories new âoegadgetsâ, those again will nurse new ones that might prove to be useful, or just forgotten. Think my point is that with all you clever engineers and inventors out there, someone might find inspiration to really revolutionize the world. Like that the usless âoegadgetâ served its greater purpose.

  82. I'm not "confusing" them by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You confuse meaningful, basic-research with mere productization, or development engineering.

    My whole point was that the development of Boolean algebra or Fourier series wasn't "meaningful" at the time. It was just a curiosity. As far as the distinction between "basic" research and "development engineering", I'm not sure why you feel that's important. Many important problems get solved as special cases before some bright individual realizes that there is a more fundamental basic principle at work. A silly little beeping trinket may require the engineers to solve some new, very specialized problem. You never know if the lessons learned by solving that problem might carry over and provide insight or be applicable to another, not nearly so trivial technology.

    I am sad that there isn't enough money going towards basic research. But there's no use crying about it. I knew a mathematican who worked at Honeywell. He was supposed to be solving a specific control problem but would often divert his energy towards playing with more general, but still related problems. When I asked him how he could get away with doing that, his response was "Well, my bosses have to put up with a little of that if they want me to work for them." Obviously, that was meant as a joke but I think his bosses probably realized that there is a healthy cross-fertilization between working on very applied problems and taking a step back and thinking about the bigger picture. It is my belief that effort expended on developing these yuppie trinkets can find application in other, more important areas.

    GMD

    1. Re:I'm not "confusing" them by Suidae · · Score: 1

      A silly little beeping trinket may require the engineers to solve some new, very specialized problem.

      Unfortunatly they will probably patent the solution or keep it as a trade secret so that after their company goes under the brilliant solution will vanish with the companies CVS archives.

    2. Re:I'm not "confusing" them by finallyHasANickname · · Score: 1
      It is my belief that effort expended on developing these yuppie trinkets can find application in other, more important areas.

      Good point. Know someethin'? When I was a kid, everyone was saying how handy it was to fund the Apollo project because ("real") industry would put the new technology to use. It could very well be argued that either way it's all just a vague "excuse" to play--a muse by another name. I recall Nietzsche offering something like, "An organism doesn't exist simply to survive and to procreate. It exists to exert its strength." Why climb Mt. Everest? Why figure out a series of rising and falling weighting factors of sinusoidal traces to follow another trace? Why automate the cleaning of a carpet?

      Before intellectually masturbating along metaphilosophy, let us remember where Nietzsche "started". Why do X? In the moral sense as a relevant critter, "Because I damned well feel like it, which is self-evident." That gets good mileage in my country, but there is something I think interesting about the object of this testosterone-soaked arrogation (as basis/reason/impetus/etiology). Why do X? In truth, just as a handily designed class in C++, we don't know the answer to that question. It will be answered later.

      As a species obsessed (consciously or not) with trying to achieve some sense of immortality, we "tolerate" this ignorance of the future utility of today's inventions "because" it is a very happy thing indeed to know that there is always a chance that one's own will will be infused or otherwise embedded in posterity's everyday life--perhaps through everyday gizmos. It's like a semi-secret iteration of the desire to scrawl graffiti that says, "I was here."

    3. Re:I'm not "confusing" them by tbannist · · Score: 1

      One of the company's competitors will always buy the patents and the CVS archives at auction while the company is being sold off piecemeal. And patents on real inventions expire in 25 years, so even if it's patented the knowledge eventualy becomes free.

      Heck I lived through that, when one of the company's I was working at, bit the bullet. Now Mitel produces the Gandalf line of ISDN routers...

      --
      Fanatically anti-fanatical
    4. Re:I'm not "confusing" them by JMJVL · · Score: 1

      One great example of "technology" created for a trinket, and then applied to more important stuff - the pop-up toys, you push the base, and they collapse - you let go - the "pop-up" back to their original shape. The guy that developed the tether that NASA uses for spacewalks used these toys as the basis for the tether - which needed to be free-moving while the astronauts are walking, and stiff while hauling them in - so as to prevent nasty bangs

  83. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by jbottero · · Score: 0

    Rule of thumb: People who start discussion board posts with âoeUmâ¦Blaw, blaw, blawâ¦â are generally idiots.

  84. Invention an innovation by Spyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a Fisher Space Pen, which I love. The Space Pen was created to solve the proble of how to allow astronuts to write in a zero G enviorment. It uses and pressurized cartrige and an ink with and intergrated adhesive. The Russians faced with the smae problem used pencils.

    The innovations of the Spac Pen contributed to new uses in comercail pens, and therefore contributed to the technology base.

    If necessity is the mother of inventionm, then cleverness is it's father. The fantasical examples of '50s "labor saving devices of the future" are examples of such inanities that proved to inspire good design, by at a minimum counter-example.

    The persuit of technology is good, because economic growth is good. What the artical is really railing against is consumerism. it is capital folly to link the eschewing of consumerism to luditeism. Economics in it's basic form is the process of taking resources from lower to higher valued uses. The is only 2 way to do that in my mind, transportation and improvement. Both are inexorably tied to technology. All socailist delusions aside, the best and most effective way of improving everyones lives is through free(ish) markets. The wonder of free markets is that we let people do stupid things with their cash.

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    Spyder
    1. Re:Invention an innovation by payndz · · Score: 1
      I have a Fisher Space Pen, which I love. The Space Pen was created to solve the proble of how to allow astronuts to write in a zero G enviorment. It uses and pressurized cartrige and an ink with and intergrated adhesive. The Russians faced with the same problem used pencils.

      Until they discovered that tiny graphite chips, a zero gravity environment and the human eye are three things that do not mix at all well...

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      You must think in Russian.
  85. Another form of evolution by tucay · · Score: 1

    In a sense, its just another form of evolution. New types of devices will "evolve" and if they are successful they will live on. If not they will die and be forgotten.

    Just because some things fail doesn't mean the process is useless. The next big idea will probably be something most of us couldn't have imagined.

  86. Re:Sculpted To My Ass by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    Damn could you give someone a shock if you were to hack their car.

    *POKE*

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    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  87. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by hpulley · · Score: 2, Funny
    A robotic vaccuum cleaner sounds great to me, since I've got 3 kids under the age of 16 months and hence a titanic workload just to keep the house under control.

    Wow, you'd trust your three young children around an expensive robotic vacuum cleaner? They'd wreck it for sure! Are you sure you have a 15-month old child?

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    $#!^ happens, but why does it always have to happen to me???
  88. Spoken like a true Socialist by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Of COURSE the Guardian would lament technology, since it's done things like lift people out of poverty, misery, subsistance-level existence, and allowed them to live free, independent, productive lives. Where then is the necessity of the Left's tribal- and collectivism?

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    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:Spoken like a true Socialist by alwayslurking · · Score: 1

      The Guardian as a whole is fairly enthusiastic about science and technology, recently expanding their science coverage quite significantly. Scientific advance has collectivism at its very core: individual alchemists never achieved very much and their meagre discoveries died with them in the main.

      The advances of technology have regularly introduced people to new types of poverty and misery without really changing the levels. Sweat-shop slave labour over the centuries springs to mind. Historically, collective action has done a lot to ameliorate the worst excesses of capital.

  89. Not all techno toys lead to weight gain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently bought a GPS unit. Unless you are flying, boating or crossing a trackless waste, these are not so much useful as cool.

    It is a toy. I admit it. However, I am using this toy for Geocaching. This may or may not be your cup of tea, but it certainly isn't sedentary. (Geocachers seem to love putting the cach on the top of all the highest hills they can find.)

  90. New Inventions & The Next Big Thing by Teckla · · Score: 1

    One BIG thing the author of this article misses is that you never know what oddball technology that SEEMS like a kid's toy might end up being The Next Big Thing.

    -Teckla

  91. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

    ooh, does the robot pick things up as well? What, it just vacuums empty bit of carpet? Not going to be much use to either of us then, I'm afraid. So it's just a toy, a gadget. For many people who really need something to do the vacuuming for them - i.e. you - it has serious flaws.

    So pick the stuff up yourself. You have to do that anyways. Then let the robot go to work. Or design a seperate robot that goes around picking stuff up before the other robot gets around to vacuuming the area.

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    --Drunk as in Beer
  92. On "time-saving" devices. by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've said something similar to this before, but when I think of where society is heading, I think this selection from the Tao of Pooh is an important thing to consider.

    In case the site gets /.ed into oblivion, the most relevant piece goes like this...

    Practically speaking, if timesaving devices really saved time, there would be more time available to us now than ever before in history. But, strangely enough, we seem to have less time than even a few years ago. It's really great fun to go someplace where there are no timesaving devices because, when you do, you find that you have LOTS OF TIME. Elsewhere, you're too busy working to pay for machines to save you time so you won't have to work so hard.

    Does anyone else feel like this? How much of the time do we spend stressing out on work-related pressure is born of necessity and how much is just for gaining status? Or better yet, how much of it is to feed an economic machine that depends on convincing us that killing ourselves to get useless stuff is worth more than the piece of mind we could achieve without actively pursuing said stuff in the first place. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who notices there is a problem here yet I have to suffer under a lot of needless pressure because of others who demand everything "right now" without a thought of why. It wouldn't surprise me if the medical advances made possible by the current economic system are outnumbered by the health problems it caused due to work-related stress. Fuck, I'd rather die 10 years earlier than I would normally if it means that I get to relax and enjoy myself some while I was alive.

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    Happy people make bad consumers.
    1. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by borgasm · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have pondered this very thing as well, and come up with some interesting conclusions:

      Let's say that nobody did anything, and people merely lived for living, didn't kill themselves at a "job"...etc. You still have to worry about:

      protection

      food

      shelter

      disease

      offspring

      Back in the day (lets call it 4000 years ago), these responsibilites alone would consume your entire day. After fighting off the bears and forest creatures, you needed to plant your garden, harvest what is in season, tend to your living area, somehow patch that wound on your leg, and maybe try and pass on your genes.

      That sounds like a lot more than we do in a typical day. And then you would have to sleep!

      What I have realized is that the whole world is a cycle, and everybody, yes everybody, is interdependent.

      People work at jobs to provide a service, and in turn, they are compensated, which they use to compensate others who have found better and easier ways to provide their services.

      It all comes down to marginal value (correct Economics term?). If you think your time is better spent gardening than working to buy vegetables, then by all means go be a gardener. But if its better to work, and have those things taken care of by somebody who can do it more efficiently, then that is a choice you have to make.

      Example: Cable Internet vs. Dialup

      Dialup - $10/month, Cable - $40/month

      I think cable is worth it, because the time I save using it is worth far more than $30...This means I get to have more time with my friends, rather than having the extra $30. And that extra time is worth me working a job.

      It is entirely possible to live a simple existence, no stress, and doing things all for yourself. You would have time to relax, etc.

      But life is a trade-off. You just have to choose what you trade for what...

    2. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else feel like this?

      Not really, no.

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      --- Ban humanity.
    3. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember looking through an old magazine years ago, probably from the 50's or 60's. The article had said that machines would help you do the work, so you'd only have to work a four hour day.

      Now that I have more computing power in my little PDA than most companies had in their entire operations, I'm here 12 hours a day.

      A vacuum is not faster than a broom, a PDA is not faster than a notebook/datebook and a pen, and bosses haven't gotten much better either.

    4. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by jwdg · · Score: 1

      Quite so. Our wish to "do more" proceeds along with technology - why do governments need expensive computer systems to administer income tax? Why do businesses use computers now when armies of clerks and typists served them well a hundred years ago.

      Well, these things happened because technology gave governments and companies a way to realise an ambition - and that ambition centred on "If only we knew more about..." and an accumulation of details which had been ignored before because it was too difficult to collect and manage them. The problem comes when you keep collecting data and can no longer cope with it.

      So, back to gadgets and our free time. We think - if only I could escape this tedious drudge (which might only take 5 minutes a week) then things would be better. You then spend 3 hours reading the manual trying to understand how to work it. The marketing of high-tech gadgets frequently offers high aspirations (as someone said above) and of course they work for some people. The trick is that the sellers want you to feel like one of those people, and it's only once you've bought the gadget and played with it that you find it doesn't make you the most fulfilled person on Earth. Unsurprisingly, the gadget isn't an instant solution for unhappiness.

      We're sold a life of success, satisfaction and instant gratification - these things don't come cheap and the cost is often paid by people working insanely long hours on short-term contracts who reckon that if they could have things delivered to *them* right now, they'd be happier....

    5. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      Back in the day (lets call it 4000 years ago), these responsibilites alone would consume your entire day. After fighting off the bears and forest creatures, you needed to plant your garden, harvest what is in season, tend to your living area, somehow patch that wound on your leg, and maybe try and pass on your genes.

      That sounds like a lot more than we do in a typical day. And then you would have to sleep!

      Actually, that's not necessarily true. Not sure about 4000 years ago specifically, but I remeber hearing from multiple sources (one I can remeber from "The Cartoon History of the Universe, Vol. 1") that Prehistoric Man actually had a lot of free time. Especially if they were settled in an environment with abundant food supplies like a Rain Forest. The pressures really came into play when certain outposts of humans became dominating and warlike and then all others had to do the same or be wiped out.

      Of course I'm sure it was an inevitable outcome of human nature and I don't pretend to have any quick answers. I just feel that if more people could truly enjoy down-time without having to keep themselves busy then this could gradually be a better place. Not a panacea, just a little bit better at a time. It's very difficult to separate oneself from an increasingly high-paced society given how interdependent we are.

      --
      Happy people make bad consumers.
    6. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by akaina · · Score: 1

      We've kept our heads down and worked tirelessly to no end. And you know what it's gotten us?

      One is the most powerful army the world has ever seen. Two are health instruments that let otherwise deaf, partially-blind humans experience life without the overhead from their surroundings or genetics. Three is Automobiles that sing to us and massage our asses and blow on us when we feel a tad warm or chilly. Four is personal simulators that can simulate almost anything on a screen right in front of you. Damn... and all I have to do to get all of this is sit in a chair and learn new things for a living. Sounds like a bum deal.

      Pull your head out of your ass and look at the hill we've built. After having Lasik surgeory, or getting contacts you'll surely notice THE VIEW FROM UP HERE IS GREAT!

      Keep moving down the list and somewhere around Starbucks give me a call... on my cell phone.

      --
      Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
    7. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Indeed. "Hunter-Gatherer" societies have upwards of 2x the leisure time that we "modern" cultures have. The biggest problems they face are that they are extremely vulnerable to climate changes, food shortages/migration, etc. Modern society tries to hedge against things that I suppose we could call "nature", and on a whole, it seems to work extremely well.
      This whole thing reminds me of that bumpersticker:
      I drive to work so I can pay for my car so I can drive to work.

      The fact is, we could only work 30 hours/week and still make a decent living if only we'd prioritize our "needs" over our wants. I'd gladly give up 10 hours of pay a week if it meant I could spend that time doing other stuff that I liked (and if I could learn to actually live within my means.. :) ). My caveat is that 90% of the population out there would probably just sit in front of the TV rather than do something else (my suggestions: Plant a garden, go fishing, learn a craft, spend time with family and friends, start a band and get ripped off by the RIAA, pick up a camcorder (yeah yeah, work some OT for it, eh?) and learn to make movies.. do SOMETHING.).

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      If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    8. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by khallow · · Score: 1
      Indeed. "Hunter-Gatherer" societies have upwards of 2x the leisure time that we "modern" cultures have. The biggest problems they face are that they are extremely vulnerable to climate changes, food shortages/migration, etc. Modern society tries to hedge against things that I suppose we could call "nature", and on a whole, it seems to work extremely well.

      Actually, we as a modern culture haven't been around long enough to experience the kind of dramatic climate changes that appear in ancient history. For example, there's numerous cases of ancient cities that ceased to be viable because of soil exhaustion or a change in the climate. OTOH, we're much larger in scale (ie, being more or less global) and can move much easier than the old days.

    9. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by archen · · Score: 1

      Just in case you're curious I read in a book that the typical hunter-gatherer worked on average 13 (or 23 I can't remember) hours a week.

      In the 50's the average housewife worked over 52 hours per week. It's also interesting that in the same chapter it cited that while people are more affluent then they were 30 years ago, they're also less happy then people used to be.

      The fact is, we could only work 30 hours/week and still make a decent living if only we'd prioritize our "needs" over our wants. I'd gladly give up 10 hours of pay a week if it meant I could spend that time doing other stuff that I liked (and if I could learn to actually live within my means.. :) ).

      Those are priorities specific to the person. I know a lot of people who are just begging for overtime to make more money, despite the fact that they already make enough. They just want MORE for whatever reason. Personally I'm happy with my job - 40 hours a week and no more. I've actually converted a friend (who used to work himself to death) more towards my philosophy of work less live more - and he's actually happier than he's been in years.

    10. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      One is the most powerful army the world has ever seen.
      If we (the US) made 1/10th the effort on resolving problems through diplomacy as we did through (expensive) military might throughout history there would be no terrorist threats to our welfare right now.

      Two are health instruments that let otherwise deaf, partially-blind humans experience life without the overhead from their surroundings or genetics.
      OK, your got me there.

      Three is Automobiles that sing to us and massage our asses and blow on us when we feel a tad warm or chilly.
      As tempting as the ass massage sounds, I think I can pass on this one.

      Four is personal simulators that can simulate almost anything on a screen right in front of you.
      I get more satisfaction bicycling or simply going to the park.

      Damn... and all I have to do to get all of this is sit in a chair and learn new things for a living. Sounds like a bum deal.
      Wait a minute. You never had to deal with the unreasonable demands of some customer who happens to be an asshole over the phone? Never had to put in extra time due to the short-sightedness of some idiot from sales? All you had to do is sit in a chair and learn new things? You have to tell me where you work 'cause I need to send a resume.

      Keep moving down the list and somewhere around Starbucks give me a call... on my cell phone.
      Both Starbucks and cell phones are abominations, but feel free to enjoy your shallow life on my account.

      --
      Happy people make bad consumers.
    11. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is, we could only work 30 hours/week and still make a decent living if only we'd prioritize our "needs" over our wants. I'd gladly give up 10 hours of pay a week if it meant I could spend that time doing other stuff that I liked (and if I could learn to actually live within my means.. :) ).

      I'd do that myself, except for one little thing: health insurance.

    12. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by chain_from_hell · · Score: 1

      I feel that too. The "society" is a system designed to uphold that system. And we need to play along to uphold it. Ihis upholding is done by your fellow citizens. Say that I take the bike of pulbic transportation to go to work. Then my colleages look at my strangely because I am supposed to come to work by car. Yet another status symbol. Most people with social feelings will want to be liked by their fellow man. So they cave in under the social pressure, buy a car and work hard to pay the damn thing. Only a few elite are above this and they want you to buy more gadgets. That's the system. If you don't follow the rules you are banned from society. No work, no healthcare, no home. The gutter it is. It remains a fact that our lives there days are just to safe. Nicely tucked in, mimimal risk lives. And with that they took a lot of the exitement out of our lives.

    13. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Suidae · · Score: 1

      But life is a trade-off. You just have to choose what you trade for what...

      Yes, but ten thousand years ago we all had ultimate freedom, and no security, and we all know that those would would give up freedom for a measure of security deserve neither.

    14. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Suidae · · Score: 1

      I drive to work so I can pay for my car so I can drive to work.

      Ha. I drive to work so to pay for my car so I don't have to lug 300 pounds of groceries home on my back twice a month. And because in the summer its 115 degrees and I'd need a shower by the time I got to work (and there is really only one coworked here I'd care to shower with.. mmm.. ... ... wait, what was I talking about? oh yeah).

      Actually I don't pay for my car, its from 1971 and it was free, but thats beside the point. I spend about 25% of my time in work-related activities (40h/w), and about 25% sleeping. That leaves fully half my time for lesiure activities. I think thats pretty good really. I can spend nearly half my life doing whatever the heck I want (and can afford). How does that compair to other lifestyles?

      I think alot of people just don't realize how much time they spend vegging out, and they may underestimate how important it is to veg once in a while.

    15. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Suidae · · Score: 1

      I read in a book that the typical hunter-gatherer worked on average 13 (or 23 I can't remember) hours a week.


      Pshh. I can work an hour a day from my computer and I make 60k per year. If you are interested, just send a SASE and $5 to me and the 4 names below, and I'll send you my report on how to make 60k per year in just an hour a day.

    16. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, we have most of the food plants in the worlds as seeds, somewhere (granted, the rarer ones may be in a lab or museum but we know how to cultivate seeds rapidly) so if one plant cannot handle the climate change, we can try another. If worse came to worse, some nations have greenhouses we could duplicate elsewhere. We also can chemically renew our soil through many methods, since soil exhaustion is not nearly the mystery it used to be.

    17. Re:On "time-saving" devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to spend all day working on the ardous task of producing offspring.

  93. The Walden Fallacy by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shockingly, he supposes that lasting value in life might come from knowing oneself better, and that real sources of happiness are pusued with fewer contemplative distractions.

    Not to sound like a nihilistic hedonist, but... there is no lasting value in life.

    In due time, we will all die.

    The only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life; our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others.

    The path to death may be joyous or somber or angry; but it cannot be avoided. Every step you take is one step closer to the ultimate demise.

    Knowlege is only valuable inasmuch as it contributes to your joy, and the joy of those whom you affect. I enjoy intellectual conversation, and so I value those who seek knowlege.

    But are the real sources of happiness pursued with fewer contemplative distractions? For some, yes. For others, no. Me, I'm not arrogant enough to assume my inner complexity requires constant contemplation. I think I have myself figured out fairly well. Occassionaly, I reconsider who I truly am; but for the most part, I merely exist, and enjoy that existence.

    But, YMMV, of course. But to assume your purpose in life is another's purpose is the worst kind of self-important drivel in existence.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Banner · · Score: 1

      Wow, somebody here on Slashdot actually gets it.
      I'm very impressed.

      You're right on the mark, and I bet happier than most.

    2. Re:The Walden Fallacy by ichimunki · · Score: 1, Troll

      You have contradicted yourself. Either "there is no lasting value in life" or "the only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life". Take your pick, but you can only pick one. Personally I prefer the first option because in so choosing I find a terrible burden is lifted off my shoulders. I no longer feel compelled to work for my own joy or anyone else's. Knowing that nothing lasts is a very liberating sensation. Trying to squeeze the most out of every moment (the hedonism you mention) is like trying grip water by tightening it within one's fist-- and please no picky-picky about how if you froze the water you could probably grab it without too much trouble. ;)

      What I'd really like to see is "Zen Meditation: The Video Game". That would allow me to engage in "deep" contemplation and mindless distraction at the same time.

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    3. Re:The Walden Fallacy by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Sorry man. But you did sound like a nihilistic hedonist.

      Not that you're necessarily wrong.

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      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    4. Re:The Walden Fallacy by burgerman · · Score: 1

      "The path to death may be joyous or somber or angry; but it cannot be avoided. Every step you take is one step closer to the ultimate demise." In a few years we will have unlocked the genes that make us age and our cells will regenerate infinitly, you just wait and see. Then we will need some really good contraception methods, like tying a knot in our balls.

    5. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      The only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life; our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others
      But what if an advanced AI robot could provide you with a lifetime of intellectual conversation, would you still derive joy? Or perhaps you are selfish just like most others and wish to impose the intellectualism you love upon unsuspecting victims, like industrialisation to African countries. Since knowledge is power, are you sure it isn't your objective to gain power by thinly veiling it as a search for knowledge?

      True selflessness is to allow others the freedom to be intellectual or for a Joe sixpack to drink beer whilst climbing Everest and die whilst perhaps killing 50 intellectuals or whatever. You are then free to laugh at him. There is no point being selfishly selfless. It's this principle of adventure and "breaking away" that Islam robs of its true followers. "Is it OK by the book?" one must first ask.

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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    6. Re:The Walden Fallacy by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to sound like a nihilistic hedonist, but... there is no lasting value in life. In due time, we will all die. The only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life; our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others.

      Wow, what would you have written if you did want to sound like a nihilistic hedonist?

    7. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You condtradicted yourself twice. The first is listed in another reply to your post, above.

      The second: you say: "our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others." and then say "But to assume your purpose in life is another's purpose is the worst kind of self-important drivel in existence. "

      You yourself have assumed that there is some duty in life, namely to increase joy in others. At least you were correct about it being the worst kind of self-important drivel.

      There is no duty in life. None. Any duties you feel, any debts you take on, are you own choices. No one else need be bound by them, except by their own choice.

      But these and other silly word games help fill up the time between now and when we die.

    8. Re:The Walden Fallacy by rabiteman · · Score: 5, Funny
      What I'd really like to see is "Zen Meditation: The Video Game". That would allow me to engage in "deep" contemplation and mindless distraction at the same time.

      What you're looking for is called "Dance Dance Revolution", or the cheap PC knockoff called "Diet Diet Revolution" that had me spending so much time 'meditating' that I almost got in some serious trouble that semester... Seriously, get up to 7 or 8 'feet' of difficulty and you'll find yourself in another dimension, a dimension featuring plenty of bright colours and scrolling arrows but a surprising lack of self.

      --
      Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee. -Bender

    9. Re:The Walden Fallacy by snarkh · · Score: 1

      The only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life; our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others.


      This seems to be a contradiction. If our joy is the only value in life, than presumably everyone should work on increasing their own joy, irrespectively of others.

    10. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would change the second "is" to "could be", as in optional, per "free will".

    11. Re:The Walden Fallacy by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      In a few years we will have unlocked the genes that make us age and our cells will regenerate infinitly, you just wait and see


      yes, and Windows 2026 Palladium edition will be the OS of choice for all our cold fusion powered flying cars.
      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    12. Re:The Walden Fallacy by burgerman · · Score: 1

      "yes, and Windows 2026 Palladium edition will be the OS of choice for all our cold fusion powered flying cars." Are you out of your mind? cold fusion powered flying cars? Thats like Star Trek style you living in a different world dude, wake up! (I won't comment on the Windows part it's even more ridiculous)

    13. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life; our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others. if we look at this philosophical aspect of life and think about conditioning and all that, we will finally come to the realization that its the etheral state that we look for and that we are destined to (through death or realization). one has to detach himself/herself from bad things and the good things too, so that ones mind is neither affected nor swayed by the good and bad (aka any worldly experience) to attain bliss - etheral state. I refer to bliss and not joy - because me thinks joy has anti-joy (sadness) and bliss has got no anti-bliss.

    14. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aldous Huxley. Do I really need to write more than that?

      If one assumes that happiness is the highest moral good-- that which is to be maximized-- and also that mental states are equivalent to biochemical states, there's no getting around the fact that happiness can be directly instigated without bothering with the environment. In other words, human beings can be rejiggered much like Colin in Mostly Harmless; I think that the author of the Guardian article would argue that this is what we are trying to do with technology. We could create soma.

      You just got fired? Your wife is dying? You have an incurable melanoma? No problem! Your life is one long, drawn-out orgasm anyway!

      The society postulated in Brave New World was one in which technology had thus been employed to make unhappiness impossible. If your post is correct, there's no reason to be upset by Huxley's vision; indeed, we should all embrace it. The fact that many people (myself included) find Brave New World an immensely creepy book suggests that there's something more to life than happiness.

      You can contest this conclusion by saying that pleasure and happiness are nonequivalent (but then how does pleasure differ from happiness? if you experienced nothing but pleasure all your life, why wouldn't you be happy?), or that mental states are not equivalent to biochemical ones (but then what are they?), or that the biochemical state corresponding to happiness will never be discovered (why not?). In my opinion, these objections lack elegance. The fact that utilitarianism envisions-- or has no fundamental problems with-- a world in which we are all Colins is enough for me to reject it.

    15. Re:The Walden Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd really like to see is "Zen Meditation: The Video Game". That would allow me to engage in "deep" contemplation and mindless distraction at the same time.


      Zen Puzzle Garden.

  94. Harry Potter stolen! by scumbucket · · Score: 0

    I can't believer all of you are talking about Robots when 7,680 copies of the new Harry Potter book were stolen over the weekend! Have you no shame?

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  95. He might as well call it... by HornyBastard77 · · Score: 1
    ...progress without a cause.

    Oh wait... isn't progress cause enough?

  96. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    He's victim to a common fallacy -- that there's a finite amount of stuff in the world

    Um, I hate to break it to you, but that's not a fallacy.

    There really is a finite amount of stuff in the world. Raw materials, land area, energy, and labor are all limited quantities.

    It's unimaginable to him that if we "discard our possessions and live more simply", the people who make and sell drink-pouring robots will be going without possessions too, as will whoever depends on them for a living.

    So we should all keep mindlessly consuming more and more stuff, burying the planet in our shit, working longer and harder to buy things we never really wanted in the first place, so that people who make drink-pouring robots can keep their jobs? No.

    The problem is a fundamental flaw in our economic theory. We must realize that endless growth is not only not desirable, but not even possible. Endlessly growing production requires endlessly growing consumption, which means either an endlessly growing population (impossible on a finite planet) or a population whose lives become endlessly devoted to consumption.

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  97. who's rich? by badfish2 · · Score: 1

    And why, pray tell, should we feel ashamed of being so?

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  98. The REAL inventions are on Incredible Discoveries by asscroft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Infomercials are the best showcase of the truly innovative inventions of our modern time. Where else can you learn about the roto-till, the latest hair-removal cream, the newest ab-exerciser and the best and last set of knives you'll ever have to buy, ever! (until next year)

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  99. Shame? by lazarus · · Score: 1
    'Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.'

    Shame? Nah, that's why we all have our very own Electric Monk!

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  100. Michael Faraday said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What use is an unbuilt robot?

    What? He didn't? He should have!

  101. Re:Oh no! People are enjoying luxuries! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    ("Another is to distract us from the shame we feel about our decadent lifestyles.")

    Yup, we've all heard it before, including the guilt trip. I wonder why these people not only think that we have to be ashamed of our wealth, but also assume that we are ashamed? Every time you're enjoying your wealth, buying useful or useless crap, giving money to charities or whatever, it's always "you're just covering up your guilt".

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  102. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by windex · · Score: 1

    No, they're just working with greenpeace.

    Let's see how badly I loose karma.

  103. Gadgets a metaphor… by velophile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the comments here are fully about debate of the usefulness and or purpose of new gadgets. I think some folks are so wrapped up in the tech-geek culture that they may be missing the larger point of the article.

    What I took from it was that we are turning into our worst nightmares of ourselves. A world where we sit in front of some sort of box all day staring at it as it spews messages about what is right and wrong and the proper way to live our lives. Many of the gadgets we are creating only feed our laziness, giving us more free time to stare at the box. We get fat from the food we cram into our faces while staring at the box for the next proper thing to do. The message I continually receive from the media (maybe itâ(TM)s just my tinfoil hat) is that Iâ(TM)m in some way not OK. That Iâ(TM)m too fat, too ugly, not cool or a bad ass or some other inferiority. However, their nifty little XYZ will fix my world and I just canâ(TM)t live without it. I just donâ(TM)t like other telling me how I should think, especially about myself. Sorry for the diatribe, I guess my fears are that the marketing departments now tell the engineers what to build rather than marketing what theyâ(TM)ve builtâ¦

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  104. in any case... by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

    its important for people with money to spend it, so that people without money can earn it. I also hear people criticizing the rich for spending money on useless stuff. Well, guess what? That money is being transferred to other people which is a good thing. So let them buy their toys, big houses, and expensive cars, the respective industries will benefit from it. In some respects (such as expensive cars), this is fueling R&D.

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  105. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he's Mormon, you racist bastard!

  106. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    That's either triplets or one hell of a woman

    I think that's 'women'.

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  107. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    I'll bet he's read Siddhartha a half dozen times.
    Consume less, spend more time getting in touch with roots, people; i-net chat is bad, real face to face... bla bla bla. Sounds like an anti-progressivist (sp?) (think Amish, fundemantalist Muslim, old school Hindu, etc.)
    The golf cart takes away a would be great source of excercise... And allows my 84 year old grandfather to golf at all. There's another side to most of these things, they don't all lead to sloth and a decrease in human interaction. It's a change, deal with it.
    And, Siddhartha, if you have a problem with how we like to consume sell your worldly belongings and get in touch with yourself. But you're not going to influence me to do it.

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  108. Executive Summary "Capitalism bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grin

    1. Re:Executive Summary "Capitalism bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or is the general /. reader just fed up with easy to digest USA today news nuggets which are a simple statement without any factual basis behind it presented as a serious science, environment, technology, or social news story.

      Is this just a general trend of news reportors writing each and every story as if there is some crisis?

    2. Re:Executive Summary "Capitalism bad" by frp001 · · Score: 1

      No... Take a second think about it: "In Soviet Russia, the car drives you" So this is communism!!

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  109. Hear, hear. by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but the author can frankly go fsck himself.

    Plenty of similar arguments are made about the "worthlessness" of space travel, but what people often tend to ignore is the exponential effect of pure scientific research on useful technology development, not to mention the technological spinoffs from space technology research.

    "Contemplate our shame," indeed. He's the one who should be ashamed of himself.

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    1. Re:Hear, hear. by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1
  110. Re:difference between gadgets and tech by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Granted, the author went on a rant against gadgets. It's not the same as ranting against all technology.

    For example:
    Roomba == gadget, refrigerator == technology
    Prism glasses == gadget, clean water == technology (though it's pretty sad when you need tech. to get clean water)
    fingerpad openning car door == gadget, fingerpad denying access to the wrong people at your local nuke generating station == technology
    computer playing games == gadget, computer mapping out molecules to combat malaria == technology

    Now that West Nile virus is a concern in North America, research is being focused on transmission of diseases by mosquitos. Sorry, but this is not being done at the expense of any Third World country, and the offshoots should benefit them.

    I don't need an automatic hoover, but maybe some quadragenarian who is trying to remain autonomous does. There is a middle road here.

  111. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

    Me, I'm just wondering how they pulled off three kids in 16 months. There have to be twins or triples involved somehow.

  112. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the record, that's twins (3/4/2002) and a little brother (3/28/2003), and yes, that is one hell of a woman!

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  113. Did anybody notice... by imaginate · · Score: 2

    ...that three of the things he brought up as overhyped, useless toys, are the makings of something that will drastically change the way we live?

    Combine:

    1. 3G phones

    2. video glasses

    3. micro-sized digital storage

    ...and you have the technology for realtime internet and mixed reality in your sunglasses. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that, worthwhile or not, such wearable computing will become a cornerstone of our perception of the world pretty damned soon.

    I'd call that at least an order of magnitude above idle gadgetry.

    1. Re:Did anybody notice... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Did you see the video glasses? They aren't small screens, they were prisms. You put them on, and it means you can see your TV (which still has to been in your line of vision), while looking up at the celling etc. Not quite what you had in mind, I think.

    2. Re:Did anybody notice... by imaginate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know - and I have to say that I had a lot of respect for what he had to say - simplicity *is* something we need to keep in mind right now, and the immense amount of crap being produced does seem to indicate our decadence.

      I just felt that he overlooked the evolutionary steps involved with technologies, not to mention the silly tools that fall by the wayside. Picking out a few good inventions from the past and saying that they were better than the current ones is like picking out the best films from the last 100 years and saying that films were better in the old days.

      So you're right; these glasses will not mixed reality make. But the more that things like this are worked on, the closer we are to a constant internet and informational connection (with all the ensuing consequences, of course). That WILL be a life-changing "invention".

  114. The Article by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2

    The Article Said

    Our consumerist technological zeitgeist is summed up in a question from Stuff, the techno-geek mag, in a recent article despairing of cyborg technology: "We've launched missions to Mars, so why can't we build a robot to pour us a drink?" The proper answer, surely, is that while interplanetary exploration is conceivably a noble human aspiration, needing a robot to pour your pop is the hallmark of the idle ponce.

    Yes and I'm sure anyone who has lost a limb would be much more interested in going to mars then they would be about having a fully articulated robot arm.

    The Article Said

    researchers at MIT's prestigious media lab are currently working on a project to use stationary car windows as screens for projecting films or web pages, or even as advertising hoardings aimed at passing pedestrians or motorists. Such a project, of course, will be steeped in technical ingenuity. But where would this lead us? Our streets and car parks will be lined with vehicles advertising duff burgers and bad Hollywood films from their windscreens. Ah, you say, but the authorities will leap in to thwart such lucrative pollution. Will they? They didn't with car alarms or police sirens. There's often a downside to technological innovation, be it ever so clever.

    Okay what is this guy smoking? There is no way that advertisements projected onto people's windshields will ever be allowed. The amount of problems that would cause to motorists would be way to high exspecially [sic] as sue happy as the average trial lawyer is today. Also what do police sirens and car alarms have to do with it? Sirens serve a very useful purpose by allowing emergency vehicles to get to where they are needed. Car alarms however should be banned. They don't really do much good. (IMO)

    The Article Said

    You don't have to be a neo-Luddite to be queasy about the current tenor of technological innovation. You only have to ask yourself: "Do I need that?" or "Will this make me happier?" about a new gadget. And very often you'll find that the answer is no.

    Then don't buy the product. Thats the whole purpose behind capitalism.

    The Article Said

    Ingenious. But why did the clever people at Electrolux spend so much time and brainpower on the Trilobite? "Our intention is to make life easier for people," says Michael Treschow, Electrolux's president. "And what could possibly be easier than an automatic vacuum cleaner?"

    An automatic vacuum cleaner equipped with a gun to shoot people that break into my house. (Or track dirt on the floor) Hmmm.. Maybe I should patent that.

    The Article Said

    If people like Alan are right, one of technology's ends is to reduce our lives to such blob-like stasis that we hardly ever have to interact with other human beings. Another is to distract us from the shame we feel about our decadent lifestyles. Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.

    Oh yes! Brilliant! We're rich so we should just sell everything and just sit around enjoying ourselves. No don't buy anything, that would be bad. After all money isn't supposed to make you happy its only supposed to make you feel bad about those who have less than you. After all if you bought something then some of that money might spill over to some poor guy who invented a body heat powered personal fan or something, and then he would be rich and bored too.

    1. Re:The Article by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Then don't buy the product. Thats the whole purpose behind capitalism.


      Which I'm guessing he's not a fan of. He knows what your needs are better than you do, and if only you had the wisdom to see that you'd allow him and his buddies to direct our activities towards more productive ends. Never mind that this approach led to the murder of over 100 million people in the last century; *this* time we'll do it right.

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    2. Re:The Article by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Okay what is this guy smoking? There is no way that advertisements projected onto people's windshields will ever be allowed. The amount of problems that would cause to motorists would be way to high exspecially [sic] as sue happy as the average trial lawyer is today.

      There were no specifics in the aritcal, so why on earth would you jump to conclusions? Is it not possable that they would only be used on the passenger side (for people walking down the footpath)? And why do you think that anyone who sues would win, considering the current state of law and justice.

      Then don't buy the product. Thats the whole purpose behind capitalism.

      Thank you for ignoring all the social aspects of society. If it were a case of doing the obvious, and common sence, then society would be fine. But they don't, and there's a reason for that. So please, no more "Then just don't..." comments. They ingore the fact--that there are complex reasons people "just do"--in the first place.

      An automatic vacuum cleaner equipped with a gun to shoot people that break into my house.

      But how does that make life easier? A good lock system and alarm would be a better alternative to your paranoid-american robocop idea.

      Oh yes! Brilliant! We're rich so we should just sell everything and just sit around enjoying ourselves. No don't buy anything, that would be bad. After all money isn't supposed to make you happy its only supposed to make you feel bad about those who have less than you...

      Now that's exagerating. He's not suggesting you go down the Fight Club path or anything. And he's certinaly not suggest you don't buy anything.

      ...After all if you bought something then some of that money might spill over to some poor guy who invented a body heat powered personal fan or something, and then he would be rich and bored too.

      Holy shit. Calm down boy. The artical was not titled "The Downfall of Capitalism". People would still continue to exchange money for goods and services, and inventors would still continue to invent...usefull inventions.

      Please keep in mind that while having lots of money is good, and makes life much easier, it's will not make you instantly happier. There are people in other contries who are healthy and happy, even though they are poor.

    3. Re:The Article by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Soupisgoodfood said:

      There were no specifics in the aritcal, so why on earth would you jump to conclusions? Is it not possable that they would only be used on the passenger side (for people walking down the footpath)? And why do you think that anyone who sues would win, considering the current state of law and justice.

      Its possible but anything being projected on people's car windows would just be asking for trouble.

      Soupisgoodfood said

      Thank you for ignoring all the social aspects of society. If it were a case of doing the obvious, and common sence, then society would be fine. But they don't, and there's a reason for that. So please, no more "Then just don't..." comments. They ingore the fact--that there are complex reasons people "just do"--in the first place.

      If you want it, buy it. Otherwise don't complain when others do.

      Soupisgoodfood said

      But how does that make life easier? A good lock system and alarm would be a better alternative to your paranoid-american robocop idea.

      That was a joke.
      Maybe I should have used sarcasm tags or something.
      [joke]
      What do you mean paranoid?
      I'm not Paranoid!
      And how did you know I'm American?!?
      You're watching me aren't you?!?!
      [/joke]

      Soupisgoodfood said

      Holy shit. Calm down boy. The artical was not titled "The Downfall of Capitalism". People would still continue to exchange money for goods and services, and inventors would still continue to invent...usefull inventions.

      I was calm.
      That was more irony than any real malice.

      And as for your last paragraph... I agree.

    4. Re:The Article by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Its possible but anything being projected on people's car windows would just be asking for trouble.

      It's deffinitly asking (assuming they don't get owners' permission first). But the same could be said about pop-up windows etc. People can try and sue, but they might have a hard time winning. Annoying people has never put people off trying to make money before if you know what I mean.

      If you want it, buy it. Otherwise don't complain when others do.

      I don't think the idea was so much about ourselves, but more concern for other people, who may think for some reason (that complex reason)that these things will better their lives, when they probably won't.

      That was a joke

      I took as a joke, but didn't pick up on the sarcasm. I'd still patent it though! There's bound to be someone out there who want's one. That way you can sit on the patent, and save humanity from killer vacuum cleaners....Or just pay off your mortage.

      That was more irony than any real malice.

      Ah well. Some of the people here are getting so bad, it's difficult to tell if they're serious or not.

  115. Grammar Fairy says there there... by GrammarFairy · · Score: 1

    "when will PCs fulfill there promise" The word you're looking for here is their, meaning 'belonging to them'. An easy way to remember this is "I have possessions, therefore "their" with an I is possessive." I notice you used it correctly when you said "...link after their postings.", was this just a typo, or were you covering your bases? Magical Grammar Dust for you: ..,'"';,.';,.,`~ -GrammarFairy

    1. Re:Grammar Fairy says there there... by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      Shut up. I know that. It was a typo. Get a life.

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  116. duh. by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    People still want luxury. How is this news?

    People like luxury to set themselves apart from others, to exhibit their dominance over other [wo]men (insert caveman mating reasoning here). Now that most Americans can get luxury, the top of the top want even more luxurious items to set themselves apart...

  117. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Well fortunately, they do sleep at the same time. Once they're all down for the count, picking up the toys takes maybe 2-3 minutes. But after a day at work and the hectic dinner/playtime/cribtime cycle, the last thing I want to do is sling a vacuum cleaner around the house...

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  118. TIVO CHANGED MY LIFE! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But seriously, can't these little ideologues stop projecting their miseries, mental issues, genital shortcomings, or whatever is causing them neurochemical dyspepsia upon everyone else?

    They guy has caught the basic truth that there's a lot of solutions looking for problems out there in the tech world, but so what? My eight year old nephew has figured that one out. Is it wrong to innovate for the sake of innovation? Does every thought need a definable purpose that serves THE PEOPLE[tm]? A lot of useful and life saving technologies grew out of idle tinkering in a lab somewhere.

    Enough with the technoangst already, and the bemoaning of our oh-so-hideous-so-empty-argh-so-very-depressinbgly- HUMAN Western culture. Honestly, this guy sounds like any disillusioned tech head I know when they aren't getting laid enough.

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  119. you have a choice by avandesande · · Score: 1

    I program all day, but don't have a cellphone, and I don't even use a computer at home. Maybe one of these days I will figure out how to set the time on our VCR.

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  120. No more Guardian stories... by brundlefly · · Score: 1

    Can we have a Slashdot filter to filter out all stories that come from the Guardian? I mean jeez, has there ever been a worse tech rag?

    1. Re:No more Guardian stories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The entire rest of the British press, including the "Internet will never come to anything" Daily Telegraph, the "Internet will never be useful" Times and the Sun who didn't understand why they couldn't have "sun.com"? I used to cut that stuff out to try and explain to the guys in the office why our (British) CEO refused to ante up for a decent company It infrastructure. At least the Guardian gets the idea of a website.

  121. My cellphone...my terrorism cash-in! by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2
    Dixon proceeds to deliver a eulogy to the 3G phone's impact on our lives. "Let's say there's a big terrorist bomb in London and say there are 500,000 video phones there and it's well known that CNN, Sky and the BBC pay for video clips, and you're just walking past. Within one second you can press record and the send button to CNN and suddenly your video could be on CNN live."

    So, what the blowhard at the London Business School is saying is that in our terrorism-filled future, everyone's an entrepreneur. Everyone with a 3G phone, of course.

    Good evening, and welcome to America's Funniest Home Terrorism Videos!

    This may be the most deeply cynical post-911 spin yet to crawl out of the right wing mind. It makes our own Homeland Security honchos, with their fever dreams of Total Information Awareness, seem amateurish. Think big, fellas. It's time to unite the policy of scaring the public out of its wits with the glories of trickle-down economics. Dare to dream of a future in which technology allows us all to get a piece of the action in the next big terrorist attack!

    1. Re:My cellphone...my terrorism cash-in! by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      It also means that any given instance of police or government brutality is more likely to make it onto the evening news. Technology also allows us to prove when the government has done us wrong, and to organize people against it. Not a bad trade.

    2. Re:My cellphone...my terrorism cash-in! by jwdg · · Score: 1

      Except that the camera does lie, not just through manipulating frames, but especially through choosing carefully what you show, and from what angle. Stage magicians are very good at this, and the audience for a show has got a much wider field of view than you get on a TV. Beware.

      Perhaps you could use this instant data as evidence in court, with you taking an oath - but a reputable broadcaster shouldn't touch it with a bargepole? (i.e. all the direputable ones will be wall-to-wall "grim reality" TV).

      Of course, it was a stupid example to use to promote 3G (and thus carefully chosen by the article's author to mock Dixon). Editing is everything...

  122. The R&D pays for important uses too! by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

    Many of the car related devices the article refered to are excelent for someone who is disabled, and I am sure the technology can be applied to more "usefull" applications.

    The power door, self adjusting seat and the keyless entry all make lots of sense for someone who is disabled (whether a wheelchair user, or with arthritis, etc...).

    The fingerprint scanner could save a single women from being mugged after dropping her keys.

    The real uses often don't justify the price tag of development, but the leasure uses provide the needed funding.

  123. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he was dictating?

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  124. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you know what causes those things yet? ;)

  125. Re:On "time-saving" devices: cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone who added driving time, other time spent (cleaning, filling up, waiting for the garage etc) and the time spent working to pay for capital and operating costs determined that the average driver manages to go about 3 miles for each hour spent in or on their car.

  126. Stoopid by Chromodromic · · Score: 1

    This is the most myopic article on technology I haven't finished reading in a long time. The examples that contradict, counter, and overpower is rather arbitrary list of consumer electronics and TV-ad gadgets, is staggeringly huge.

    In short, this doesn't merit even a mention, because the only thing it is an example of, besides this guy's relative lack of insight in to the nature of invention and the applicability of technologies, techniques, and innovation, is that Slashdot editors, by putting this on the home page, want to stir as much pseudo-controversy as your average newspaper editor.

    Blah! Blah!

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  127. technology and star wars by imAck · · Score: 1

    My biggest issue with "gadgets" and other assorted technology is that we want to express our personality in terms of the technology we possess. When I was in high school, everyone that was "cool" had a pager, and the really "cool" ones had custom faceplates. Now it's cell phones and wireless devices, but the drive is still the same: always have the latest and greatest to prove your "coolness". This is what seems frivolous to me.

    Now, I am a geek and love to play with toys as much as the next person, and am probably being a hypocrite to say what I did above. But think of the technological gadgets in Star Wars (or even Star Trek) now. It wasn't the cool gadgets that the characters used that made them so cool to me, it was the characters themselves. Luke wasn't all about having the new "Model 4000 Light Sabre" with the built in camera and fingerprint activation switch so he could be cooler. He was all about fighting the empire.

    <my bad>Just a rant.</my bad>


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  128. Why? Well, why the hell not? by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    So this Thoreau-wannabe is in the depths of angst over his realization that not every innovation entering the market has the potential to shake civilization to its roots, the way it was in the Good Ol' Days. Talk about soda-straw-sized tunnel vision. In 1903, there were about 31,000 US patent applications filed. The Wright Flyer aside, you'd be hard-pressed to find one of these having relevance to day-to-day life 100 years later. But then, like now, some of those inventions might have made some peoples' lives better, easier, or simply more interesting, and there's nothing wrong or shameful about that. So we all can't be Thomas Freakin' Edison. So what?

    The saddest part of Jeffries' article is that, right in the middle of all the whining, he touches on, and promptly drops, an aspect of modern gadget-mania that is worth getting his shorts in a knot over: Machines (usually) require instruction to use properly, (usually) require routine maintenance, and (always) break, eventually. All of which place a burden on their owner. The more machines one owns, the greater this burden becomes. For those whose interest in technology is in any way practical, imho there's a point of diminishing returns past which the time spent cleaning, tuning, fixing, exchanging, and studying manuals to figure out how to use the damn things simply isn't worth the benefit gained from them. Anyone care to speculate whether billg has at least one person on staff full-time just to keep his super-duper "smart home" running? Given the amount of time I spend just changing batteries in smoke alarms, remote controls, et al, I'd lay money on it.

    And yeah, the learning curve is often part of the fun - that's probably why most of us got into computers in the first place. My gripe is over being forced into that mode when my goal is for the thing to just work when I power it on. When a lousy telephone comes with a 150-page user's guide that you must read and understand in order to call someone, imho some fundamental rethinking is in order.

    If Jefferies had to vent, this is what he should have vented about.

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  129. Robot vaccuums are pointless... by RobinH · · Score: 1

    Robot vaccuums are pointless. Electrolux spent 10 years developing a product that was poorly conceived of from the start. Any engineer worth his/her salt would realize that the correct solution would be a new floor material with all the good properties of carpet that was self-cleaning!

    Don't design a better/faster iron - design wrinkle-proof fabrics!

    Don't try to grow more food to feed the world - replace the human stomach with a fuel cell and nobody will need to eat again!

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    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
  130. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Well, it was IVF in the first case, and as for the second, astounding good luck!

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  131. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps i just havn't had enought coffee yet today. :)

  132. Re:You never know when the next big thing will com by FatRatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, this is the Guardian, which means itâ(TM)s your average cultural snob, elitist leftie whinging and whining about how modern life is sooooooooooo bad because we, the unwashed, unsophisticated masses spend too much time with our crass, petty little toys and not enough time brooding over the existential meaning of âoewhat it all means.â

    Translation: theyâ(TM)re a bunch of fucking twats.

    Let Stuart Jeffries climb a pole and ponder his bloody navel, Iâ(TM)ve got cars to steal in GTA:VC.

  133. MODS ON CRACK by bitrott · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why did this get modded up? It's the same kind of blithering high school banter we've been having to put up with on /. since that crap Reloaded film came out. People PLEASE get it through your heads already. Noone wants to hear you spew your BAD sci-fi psychobabble. It's not relevant to the discussion at hand and it's making you look like a junior higher taking pot for the first time, contemplating the existance of twinkies.

    1. Re:MODS ON CRACK by chrisbro · · Score: 1

      Sorry, haven't seen Reloaded. Considering the other replies, though, it looks like you're on the junior high train for how...elegantly you put your own reply.

      But thanks.
      No, really.

    2. Re:MODS ON CRACK by bitrott · · Score: 1

      You don't agree with my response to your post. Fine. I called you on the sophmoric nature of your espoused philosophy. Instead of coming up with a witty or original response, you simply parrot mine. "No, YOU'RE junior high! No YOU are!"

      Actually my post was well written and entertaining. It was rather elegant actually. It also introduced something new to the discussion. Yours did not. Fine if you didn't see reloaded. Your post smacked of someone who did. Its the kind of pap that's been passing for thought around here.

  134. ... and the illusion of permanence by zptdooda · · Score: 1

    "Knowlege is only valuable inasmuch as it contributes to your joy, and the joy of those whom you affect. "

    Thanks for the insight!

    Reminds me of a saying I heard many years ago "the larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder".

    For years I'd only thought of it only refering to one person, but as you say one person's knowledge can increase other peoples' joy.

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    Esteem isn't a zero sum game
  135. More and more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or is the word "more" being used more and more nowadays?

  136. defining decadence by bigpat · · Score: 1

    Leisure is the mother of invention.

    Why walk when you can take a car? Why take a car when you can fly? Why go anywhere at all if you can just send an email or call? Why reinvent the wheel when you can just read about it? All these things save a person time, time which they are free to use towards other ends, towards their own happiness, towards their own prupose.

    One definition of decadence is: "A process, condition, or period of deterioration or decline, as in morals or art; decay." What the author really seems to be writing about is moral decadence, and the effect that it has on the devlopment of technology. But decadence is not defined by wanting to do less work. It is our very ability to live beyond mere daily survival that defines our humanity. Our ingenuity is defined by our ability to accomplish more in less time, giving us more time to conteplation and reason, for our own purpose.

    The fact that some fall victim to idleness should not be an argument against the nature of invention. The fact that not everything that you can buy is particularly useful does not mean it won't be useful to some. People will decide what they want, what they can afford. I would even argue that example given of the keyless entry system of this new audi is an example of the good innovation can bring to people's lives... Unless it is faulty for some reason, this system would save people time which is what is important. Time is essentially all we have.

    I remember wasting hours waiting to get into a car that I had been locked out of. A few hours that this keyless biometric entry system would have saved. Yes, just a few very wealthy people will benefit now, but so too were many inventions of profound importance limited to a wealthy few to start. The automobile and telephone come to mind as blatant examples of this.

    Technology has the potential to make people's lives easier, but to make their pursuit of happiness more possible is not decadent. A Decadent morality is one that expects others to do things for you without compensation.

    The author talks about "basic needs" and "brainpower" as do many of a socialist persuassion. But what does he mean, what does he want? Socialists want people to work on things that they wants them to do, not because they will compensate them for their work, but because they wish to dictate a corrupt form of materialism on others. Yes, you heard me. The author is the one being materialistic, just not on an individual level. Remember, he is the one talking about basic needs in material terms. Basic needs which can be met with technological solutions... But what are these basic needs that the human mind has not long ago met? Do somehow plants grow differently than before or animals not procreate? Has the sun stopped shinning? The basic needs of every man woman and child on earth can easily be met with existing technology. People can shape their environment like never before in history. The tinkerers job has been done. The "brainpower" of which he speaks has already invented more than enough technology to meet people's "basic needs" of food, water and shelter.

    The poor people of the world suffer not from lack of existence of the technolgy that could help them, but rather they have not the means to acquire it. What is needed here is a little charity and an end to corruption which saps the limited resources of these people. And now we are full circle... what is a source of this corruption? This corruption is not substantially different from the corruption that says that I must work towards your goals without compensation. That you are the mind and I the body. I the slave and you the master. As if the reason and invention will survive such an arrangement.

    When the author writes about basic needs of others, he is writing down a path not towards charity, but towards a world that stagnates and mires itself in its most base needs not its basic ones.

    Truely novel and useful innovation is not dictated by the need of others.

  137. The Automobile by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Automobile, when it was invented was a novelty at best. see its history laid out here: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aacarsst eama.htm It was difficult to get it onto the muddy( read dirt ) roads of the day. At best you would consider such things a diversionary hobby and certainly not practical for real travel. ... until Ford. Enough said about that article i guess. On the others hand there has been more then a few negative effects of cars along with the good ones. Maybe we should all simplify our lives and become Amish?

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  138. Rich people and poor people should eat your lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they are both such compelling human interest stories, even when they are merely chewing. Haven't you ever noticed that?

    I had a great idea for a little robot that audibly farts perfume. It has a volume control that controls pressure on a perfume bladder. It walks around looking for odors and when it finds them, it emits a perfumed fart. If it smells a sick person, it calls the doctor. If it detects smoke, it farts like a siren and then walks to the nearest smart brick to place an emergency call. Now, my phone is just ringing off the hook.

    What were we talking about?

  139. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by bnenning · · Score: 1
    Raw materials, land area, energy, and labor are all limited quantities.


    Human ingenuity and technological innovation allow us to accomplish increasingly more with fewer raw materials. The wealth of a society is not solely dependent on the natural resources it possesses; compare the US to the former USSR, or for that matter virtually any capitalist country to any socialist country.


    We must realize that endless growth is not only not desirable, but not even possible.


    We're a long way from running out of resources. And there's lots of room in space.


    You're perfectly free to go off and commune with nature and abandon decadent products like indoor plumbing and antibiotics. That doesn't make you morally superior to those of us who appreciate how modern technology improves our lives.

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    How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
  140. The REAL value of Robots by nightsweat · · Score: 1
    The real value of robots comes when they satisfy one of four conditions:

    1. It is stronger or more damage resistant than a human and able to perform tasks impractical for a human.
    2. It is more patient than a human and able to wait until the right moment to perform a simple task
    3. It does not mind repeating a task a number of times that would be mind-numbing for a human.
    4. It is faster and more consistent at a task than a human.

    Otherwise, it's a toy.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
    1. Re:The REAL value of Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot number 5:

      5. It won't say no when you want to have sex with it.

    2. Re:The REAL value of Robots by nightsweat · · Score: 1

      Well sure, if you want a slutty robot...

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      the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  141. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Boomer2 · · Score: 1

    It is becoming more and more difficult to produce a new techology in your garage without serious funding.

    Yeah...that's probably what overly content engineers said about the time the first Apple computer was being invented.

    The people who are too comfortable to risk trying are the first to say it is too hard. The majority of new businesses fail. The few that survive do so because the owner (a) probably failed multiple times before and finally figured the whole 'running a business for profit not personal amusement' thing out, and (b) they stuffed their whole life and identity into it.

    I'm personally content to sit here making a nice salary and achieve way below my potential to create astounding things.

    My two -- soon to be three...and then four...and then five -- kids are _very_ appreciative of it. You need to decide for yourself what is most important. Do you want to be passingly remembered by mobs of unwashed masses who buy your product and think its cool for a year or two before chucking it (ala Rubik's Cube or even the Apple computer)? Or do you want to invest your genius into raising great human beings. I've chosen the latter and will never regret it.

  142. technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you noticed that more and more technology is more ingenious than useful?"

    You mean like Slashdot?

  143. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by SunPin · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...I've got 3 kids under the age of 16 months ...

    I plan on starting a harem myself... do you have any tips?

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    Laws are for people with no friends.
  144. It's 1903 all over again! by Markvs · · Score: 1

    When can we forget this car fad?
    There are 8,000 cars in the this country. (Which accounted for 96 auto-related deaths!) Horses are not only much more efficient and clean, but are also MUCH safer.
    It's obvious they're just rich toys that will never catch on for most people. Would you pay 1 or 2 years wages for some machine that can't even pull 250lbs? Really!! These machines haven't made anyone's life any better. 25 miles to a gallon of gasoline? My horse can do that at a quarter the cost, and doesn't put those foul black gasses into the air.

    And then these people, speeding around on the 10 miles of these new, expensive, "toy" paved roads.
    Even 10 miles of pavement is too much in our glorious 48-state Republic. Paved roads are dangerous! They encourage high rates of speed in these confounded contraptions!! Fortunately, 15 states now have 20mph speed limits. Still too fast, if you ask me.

    And these other fads! Just as useless. Teddy bears. Flying machines. Nickelodeon machines. Victrola machines. Machines! Machines!! Machines!!! All these useless "entertaining" contraptions!! Technology for technology's sake!! What in the name of Heaven and Earth are they good for?!?

    We live in an enlightened age. We have an 11% literacy rate! And $13 a week for a mere 59 hours of work per week is plenty!

    Enough useless toys!! We need to hunker down, combat bimetallism to retain the gold standard, and return to an agrarian society! I'm convinced that all this so-called progress has only resulted in unhappy people being subjected to the morally bankrupt cities. Being forced to work jobs they don't like in squalor.

    You watch. If this so-called "progress" continues, we'll have women voters, lose the protectorate in Cuba, and have a slothful and degenerate society! What's next, pre-cooked foodstuffs?!?

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    46. The Hobo smiles, his eyes glaze over, and he burps. "Beware the man who has lived longer than the Wasteland."
  145. And he bitches about Cars by Moryath · · Score: 1

    Come on -- the whole neo-Luddite "cars destroy our environment" bullcrap is just that, bullcrap, like the rest of the story. Lest we forget, the automobile was supposed to eliminate the troubles large cities had with pollution in their days. What pollution you say? HORSE CRAP. HORSE PISS. TONS OF IT. ALL OVER THE STREETS. Anyone who bitches about cars and how polluting they are, I invite you to go visit a horse farm somedays and step around to the barn right before they muck it out. Now remember that the STREETS of New York used to look like that. Faustian bargain? Please.

  146. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by lasermike026 · · Score: 1

    This gadget glut is mearly marketing. "Why just get a cell phone when you can have a cell phone that can take pictures!" Just call me captain obvious. I don't see a good use for a cell phone that can take pictures and my old cell phone is just fine. Problem solved! Happy with my old cell I don't buy that cell phone that looks and sounds like a slot machine and I don't waste my time, money, or brain cycles. I'm all for rejecting useless, annoying products. If you want a cell phone that plays "pop goes the weasle", by all mean, enjoy yourself. I don't care. Conversely, if there is a robot that removes brain tumors, please build them. Please build things that benefits humanity. Microprocessors allow us to program machines to do what we want them to do. We can program useful and/or useless actions into them. You choose what products you buy. And if you code, you choose what the machine will do. Technology we need: Environmentally friendly transportation. High polluting vehicles are destructive. Maybe I'm lazy for driving a car. Maybe I should ride a bike. (which I do and should do more of.) I would perfer technology that saves lives and feeds people. Maybe the third world needs a freezer that can run on very little power instead of an internet enabled freezer that sucks electricity. Environmentally friendly energy production. That should keep us busy for a while.....

  147. COWARD. by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Sorry kid. You are a coward.
    Get a username and then come back and play.
    There are unhappy times at EVERY job. But they are jobs. You have a responsibility. I write real time human-grade code. I love my job, but that doesn't mean that I come home after a hard day, completely bushed, and say "I need to better my life."

    Oh wait, I do. Infact, I got a Masters in 3 years of night school, and I'm working out again. So I'm bettering my life.
    But I'm also playing tekken. So step the fuck off, son.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:COWARD. by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Heh, I had come up with a really long-winded reply and you just nailed it.

      I'm glad that my Dad was willing to stick with his hateful, blue-collar job so he could put food on the table, go to night school, and put me through college. Incidentally, he was a cop. Don't believe movies and TV. A lot of that job is crummy, like going to some little old lady's apartment to find her week old corpse. My dad thought Barney Miller was the most realistic cop show he ever saw.

      It's kind of funny that for a lot of people their exciting, escapist entertainment is pretending to be a cop, when for my Dad the best thing about it was taking early retirement so he could go to Florida and work on his boat.

      As to me, I've got two Bachelors degrees. I got my B.S. in Computer Science going to school part time while working some pretty bad retail jobs. It paid off, and almost everyday I look at how great my current life actually is, especially considering so many of my friends went from their CS degrees back into the food service industry where they worked while they were in college (good money but hard work). However, if someone had come along while I was working at K-Mart and said, "Don't like it? Get a better job, loser!" I might've slugged him.

      I had put garbageman rather than cop in my original comment because a lot of people think being a cop is more exciting than it actually is, but garbageman, unglamourous as it is, actually make good money and have good benefits and pensions in New Jersey.

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      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
  148. The Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There IS a reason we're building all these gadgets. It's because these are but baby steps towards the REAL goal, the final (well, *a* final) result of all this work.

    Sexbots.

    Robots for use in intimate human pleasure. For a good percentage of the planet, we've met the needs for food and shelter (government-caused distribution problems aside). What other basic human need is not being met? Sex.

    It's what we all want -- it's as hardwired into us as a D-flip flop is on a CPU. But right now we have to either negotiate for it with other fickle and insanely over-choosy humans, or use ultimately unsatisfactory substitutes like porn. As the porn industry shows, there's money to be made here.

    And the people inventing these seemingly purposeless gadgets are the very ones who (on average) aren't getting cooperation from their fellow humans on getting their intimate needs met. All of these things are small steps towards making a semi-autonomous robot that has vast functionality yet has everything so well-packed that it can be housed in an appropriate humaniod package.

    That's what the human race is groping (puns always intended) ever so slowly towards. To expunge the last reason we need interact with other humans at all.

    "Hell is other people." We're reaching for heaven.

  149. What Do You Mean, "We"? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Have you noticed that more and more technology
    > is more ingenious than useful?

    No.

    > Our response to being bored and rich is not to
    > discard our possessions and live more simply,
    > but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in
    > which we might contemplate our shame.

    If Mr. Jeffries finds this behavior shameful, why doesn't he stop engaging in it? If he isn't doing it, why does he say "we"?

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    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  150. Because it's fun by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Whoever read that article needs the new high speed Easy-Flo-Z Stick-Wedged-Up-Ass remover. Lighten up for God's sake! Having a web browser in your phone, or a superlight stereo or a robot that mows the lawn is fun. Didn't they get the hint? One of the items under discussion was in fact an X-box after all. Not everything we humans do has to be noble. Some of us like to have fun. Hell, even cats and dogs like to have fun too. There's nothing weird or shameful about it. And for some of us having fun with gadgets is only one aspect of our lives.

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  151. The Amazing Pr0n0tr0n! by seven89 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    From the article:
    We seize on them as examples of what technology can achieve, even though much of it is bent towards satisfying degraded needs. We are rich and bored, and have plenty of disposable income to spend on things that mildly titillate us.
    If they want "degraded," they should check out The Amazing Pr0n0tr0n!
  152. There is a zen meditation video game by pillohead · · Score: 1

    It's called Autozen http://www.linuxlabs.com/software/AutoZen.html

  153. Support inventors with too much time. by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 1

    When penicillin was first invented it didn't have a use. I may also note that neither did comptuers as we think of them today. The first ones that we could start compairing to what we use now were pretty much only useful for controlling electric train models.

  154. The New Technology by PgDn · · Score: 1

    Well back a few decades ago the head commisoner of US patenets said that everything has been invented. He of course was wrong like Bill Gates infamous quote. It's not so much that no great inventions are coming out more like improvements and diffrent versions of older inventions. Like a patch file for your game. The article talks about the whole Audi having way to much useless technology, but the fact the chair adjusts to your settings is just an improvement on the sliding chairs, it's like a hands-free version. I don't know it sounds to me like the author can't handle the technology.

  155. Middle Path by SunPin · · Score: 1

    Your post is almost Buddhist.

    The primary difference here is that there really is value in life... it just can't come from material objects.

    Our mind is a sense organ like the ears, eyes, nose, skin and tongue. Emotions are messages about the surrounding environment in the same respect as sound, sight, smell, touch and taste.

    The problem is conditioning. We value emotion for the emotion itself instead of the message it delivers. Pleasure is pursued for its own sake and cannot be captured in any meaningful sense by attaching pleasure meanings to material objects. In the same respect, pain is avoided for its own sake but will never be evaded by attaching meanings to external objects.

    I thought the author was bold in his criticisms. He knew full well what kind of response he would get. It's unfortunate that only the Guardian would run this because it's not associated with widespread respect.

    Anyway, I could go on forever about this topic but this is Slashdot and such thoughts are doomed to be lost in the current here.

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    Laws are for people with no friends.
  156. Technology is OK except ... by djnichol · · Score: 1

    Technology is OK except when the fascist corporations like to use it against us ... such as with digital rights management. That is sufficient for me to change my relationship with technology.

  157. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
    He's victim to a common fallacy -- that there's a finite amount of stuff in the world

    Um, I hate to break it to you, but that's not a fallacy.

    There really is a finite amount of stuff in the world. Raw materials, land area, energy, and labor are all limited quantities.

    In a strict sense, you are correct...the Earth is of finite size, there is an upper limit on farmable land (theoretically, it's the entire land area, but in practice it's a fair bit less ATM), etc. What the OP is challenging is the notion of the zero-sum game--the notion that for me to be well off, somebody else must be in the poorhouse. It discounts the idea that we might use what we know to make things better for everybody. To paraphrase a talk-show host who shall remain nameless, a fair number of the problems the world faces are not the result of an unequal distribution of wealth, but are the result of an unequal distribution of capitalism.

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  158. Having Both by Tony · · Score: 1

    You have contradicted yourself. Either "there is no lasting value in life" or "the only lasting value in life is the joy we derive from life". Take your pick, but you can only pick one.

    Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself. I am large; I contain multitudes. (Thank you, Walt Whitman.)

    There is no lasting value in a single life. We die. Any value we intrinsically had dies with us.

    But, we interact with others in life. In that, we contribute a lasting value, that dies only when our influence dies. The more joy we take from life, and the more joy we give in life, the better our influence.

    At least, in my view.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Having Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JOB 19:25-26

      For I know that my redeemer liveth, and that he shall stand at the

      latter day upon the earth:

      And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh

      shall I see God

  159. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you could start by vacuuming the house...

  160. Contradictions by Tony · · Score: 1

    You condtradicted yourself twice.

    Wonderful! I love contradictions.

    You yourself have assumed that there is some duty in life, namely to increase joy in others. At least you were correct about it being the worst kind of self-important drivel.

    Yes, I do believe there is a duty to increase joy in others. My duty is mine own, one which I have willingly undertaken. In my original message, I did not make it clear that it is my own; in fact, I *did* say it was "our" duty.

    And I am self-important. I am pretty damned important to myself, and a handful of others.

    Thanks for noticing!

    There is no duty in life. None. Any duties you feel, any debts you take on, are you own choices. No one else need be bound by them, except by their own choice.

    But these and other silly word games help fill up the time between now and when we die.


    Amen, Brotha.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  161. sorry, not this cat by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame."

    ok, not this guy. Im not going to 'toot-my-own-horn' here, but this is *not* true of everyone. I agree that the NorthAmerica is quickly headed this way, but some of us are actively screaming out in the darkness and trying to convince others to wake up a little.

    Brash consumerism, brand fetishism, ecological devistation, work-a-holism are all a product/cause of our the $wealth$ in NA.

    So, while I am most certainly not a neo-luddite, I put alot of decisions to the "do I *need* that test?". "What is the environmental/social impact of that purchase?" I read labels. I live in "the city", but buy Local Food, from Local Farmers (novel eh?). I wont paint anything outdoors. I reclaimed all the wood from my demolition to serve anew in my home renovation. I volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. I am the President of my Local Green Party Riding Association. I run the neighbourhood composter in my back-yard. I only plant indigenous plants in my yard. I use the library instead of buying my own copies of books. I live in a 100year old townhouse "downtown". I ride my bike to work, and walk to the corner-store, and ride with Critical Mass to eductate traffic.

    So, do I think Im better than other people? No, but I do think that other people are mindlessly, and aimlessly being directed by outside influences, driving them to be irresponsible, vapid and destructive to their communities and the planet.

    Bottom Line: Simple choices can help dig North America out of its destructive funk - do something to help out please. As a side note, living this way is MUCH LESS EXPENSIVE. I want to RETIRE AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE instead of making bankers rich, work 60hrs a week and let strangers raise my children.

  162. All well and good by Gumber · · Score: 1

    His larger point about the failures of materialism is all well and good, but the notion that we are somehow producing more useless/frivolous inventions & products now than in the past strikes me as bullshit.

    Comb through the stacks of patents. Look through old magazines.

    Judging the modern age by comparing today's laughable products to yesterday's enduring successes is a biased undertaking.

  163. Personalization by Randym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    After fingerprint identification, the car's computer tunes the radio to your favourite stations, the mirrors swivel according to your established preferences, and the driver's seat sculpts itself to your bottom.

    Here is where his argument falls down. What is the down side of personalization? AFAIK, there is none. Sure it's ingenious -- it's also tremendously useful.

    Alvin Toffler pointed out in Future Shock (1970) that computer-aided personalization would eventually become ubiquitous. He was right. People *want* things that are customized to their personal preferences and, er, sizes.

    Here are some ways computers have aided personalization: Firefly (Patti Maes, MIT). Bayesian spam filters (many personal computers). Levi's pants (Levis.com). Design your own car (any automaker's site). Customizable news feeds. Even Slashdot itself. ( You ... probably would be more interested in the Preferences links you see up top there, where you can customize Slashdot...)

    I also agree with the posters who pointed out that some innovations have applications undreamed of by their inventors. The Mayans discovered the wheel -- they used in their childrens' toys, and *nowhere else*.

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    DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
    1. Re:Personalization by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      Speaking of personalizations, here is a slightly OT rant:

      "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."

      Why does Picard always have to say that? Some Star Trek technology is impossible advanced (transporter, instant language analysis/translation), while other things are stupidly (unrealistically) primitive.

      Realistically the ship's computer would monitor Picard's vital signs, comparing it to times in the past when he ordered tea and anticipate his order as he walks to the dispenser. In fact what is the dispenser there for? It is based on transporter tech anyway, it should transport to a surface near him. If that's too much he could still instruct the computer to give him a certain order when he said 'Tea'.

  164. A Robot story I once read... by airrage · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a robot story I once read where an inventor got drunk and invented a robot, the reason for which he could not remember, now being sobor. The story continues and he keeps finding things out about his robot, actions he can perform, and yet he cannot remember the purpose behind the robot.

    It's been a long time since i read it, high-school, I think, but I would like to remember the author or the story better.

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    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    1. Re:A Robot story I once read... by qtp · · Score: 1

      Did the robot eat dirt, sing "Saint James Infirmary Blues" and shit wire?

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      Read, L
  165. Re:On "time-saving" devices: cars by khallow · · Score: 1

    I wish you had a link for that. Seems like there's a deeper truth to that.

  166. Screw that! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I want a wind-up mp3 player!!! Apple, are you listening?

  167. simple living, complex devices ... by timothy · · Score: 1

    This is only partly off-topic ;)

    I (conditionally) disagree with the claim of the quoted blurb, that "Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame."

    Actually, one particularly nice thing about technology, especially the "high" and semi-high kinds, is the way space can be reclaimed. Sitting at my elbow are not one, but two computers of the general size and shape that people describe as a cube, even though they're far from cubical. Together, they take up less room than the case of my previous main computer, and use less energy. If my job didnt' involve being online so much, I'd try to pare it down to one machine at my elbow.

    Does your kitchen have a microwave raised off the counter? That's space that (just a few years ago) you'd have had to sacrifice if you wanted the convenience of a microwave.

    Two minor examples, but you can think of many more around the typical 1st-world dwelling: it doesn't *have* to, since you can be as Rube Goldberg as you'd like, but technology can be a force for genuine simplification and comfort. Which is pretty obvious :)

    There's a reason besides one-upmanship that many people are willing to pay thousands of dollars for flat-screen plasma TV monitors, and in a sense it's the same reason that others forgo television entirely -- because a thin rectangle on the wall is less intrusive than a many-hundreds-of-pounds behemoth looking like a shrine, taking up half the living room.

    timothy

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  168. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you to a point. The author seems to have a myopic view of some of these "inventions". It is no less true today that over 90% of the newly patented inventions that get marketed and sold are not groundbreaking or even that useful. There was a time when people didn't think much about the telephone (who wanted to hear a singing trio in another room?) the phonograph (no way to reproduce phonograph until the 20th century) and the hot-air balloon ("What good is a newborn baby?" - Franklin to someone saying "what good is that?!?") but what would we do without telephones, airflight, and CDs?

  169. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by The_K4 · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to imply that all inventions were useful. :)

  170. Bored and rich in Sillycon Valley by I+am+Liquidity · · Score: 2, Informative
    'Our response to being bored and rich is not to discard our possessions and live more simply, but to buy more stuff to reduce the space in which we might contemplate our shame.'

    This type of thing is typically said by people who are bored and poor (and trying to say something profound.) The amount of useful technology that has appeared in the past 20 years is a multiple of the useful technology that appeared in the previous 80.

    1. Re:Bored and rich in Sillycon Valley by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "This type of thing is typically said by people who are bored and poor "

      Or buddhists/neo-buddhists (I use the neo for the people who follow buddhism but don't know it.) I knew this one buddhist (she was white, but that's besides the point) who's possessions were only what she needed to survive. So she didn't have a toaster, or a microwave, or a bread machine, or whatever. And she was happy with her life. So she wasn't just poor and bored. She actually made quite a bit of money (she was an elementary school teacher of mine) and gave it mostly away.

  171. Please. by Hagar129 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Piss up a rope. Hagar...

  172. I know what to do! by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
    It remains a fact that our lives there days are just to safe. Nicely tucked in, mimimal risk lives. And with that they took a lot of the exitement out of our lives.

    I've got it! What we do is start this thing called a "Fight Club", then we get enough guys involved in it so we can...

    ...oh, wait a minute. I already tried that... my bad.

    --
    Happy people make bad consumers.
  173. Not Only Bread and Circuses by Doofus · · Score: 2, Informative
    While I agree with some of what Jeffries says, I'm surprised by two things -

    Jeffries apparently didn't see fit to include any references to recent developments in engineering/technology that will benefit mankind

    No slashdot readers did either.

    As one example, in the last several days, a tidal energy turbine, apparently the first in the world, was turned on, and is generating electricity.

    Now, while many consumers may have an interest in gadgets, unfortunately this may be the totality of "advanced technology" with which they knowingly come into contact on a regular basis. Most normal folks will never see a windmill farm ( at least for a couple of years ), or a tidal energy turbine farm, or the inside of a particle accelerators, or blast off to spend time on the International Space Station.

    Most of the important new "gadgets" are simply too big and too expensive for regular folks to enjoy. And many people, unfortunately, really don't care about new technology unless it provides direct and tangible benefits to them. While tidal energy turbine farms may eventually be widespread, providing power for many coastal metropoli, you can't really impress your friends with it, and, most importantly, since you cannot have a tidal energy turbine of your very own, you can't impress women with one either.

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  174. Electric Monks by OneEyedApe · · Score: 1

    Now someone needs to write an electric monk that will believe things for you. I suppose the alpha version would believe that everything was pink. And on the topic of further automation, there is also Progress Quest, a RPG that plays for you.

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    Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
    --Thomas J. Kopp
  175. Most of you are missing the point by lost+in+place · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please READ the article instead of guessing at what he's saying and flaming it. He is NOT saying:

    - Capitalism is bad because it gives people what they want.

    - Today's robots/PCs are not good enough; we need better technology.

    - If I can't see the use of something, it's useless.

    His essay is not a structural criticism of technology or economy but rather of society's values. I don't think he would criticise the inter/ARPAnet as a technology, but he is criticizing the use of technology for the purpose of building electric eyebrow tweezers, ultrasonic dog polishers and internet-enabled toasters -- as ends in themselves. Yes, we can build them, we can buy them; that's not the point. He's not questioning the purpose of the inventions, he's expressing dismay at the trivility of the answers. If you're satisfied with them, fine.

    Here, have a baby's arm holding an apple.

  176. This is idiotic.. by rsheridan6 · · Score: 3, Informative
    As if freeing people from the drudgery of things like vacuuming isn't a worthwhile goal.. I suppose he would have said the same thing about washing machines, microwave ovens, power mowers, store-bought clothes and machine churned butter back in the old days.

    Those labor saving devices had a huge impact. Back then, housekeeping was a full time job (generally for the wife). Now, women aren't stuck with that sort of drudgery. Getting rid of the several hours a day we each (those of us who can't afford domestic servants) have to devote to drudge-work will have a major impact too.

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  177. Re:On "time-saving" devices: cars by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Hmm, so if you can walk 3 miles and hour and carry 4 people and their luggage about 600 miles a day, it might be worth it to get rid of the car.

  178. smaller than epsilon, exactly by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

    the current here is the here most immediate.
    the current fear is the fear most hated.
    the current year is the year most remembered.
    the current near is the near most fated.

    two contradictions, angles twisted by ninety.
    three predelictions, phase misted a plenty.
    multiple demandings, answers forthcoming.
    infinite understandings, monks slashdot-slumming.
    "just" is rudest, a factor to fudge.
    "almost" buddhist but who is to judge?

    i asked buddha one day, hey dude, so what gives?
    if all is impermanent, then who cares how one lives?
    he scanned my source briefly, winked, and then smiled.
    "please terminate comments or your code won't compile."

    1. Re:smaller than epsilon, exactly by SunPin · · Score: 1

      :D That was terrific. Very clever. Did you make that up on the spot? I like it. The "almost Buddhist" statement I made was because Buddhism is a balance between the eternal and the nihilistic. Neither produces a healthy outlook on life. The parent was leaning heavily towards nihilism and contradicted himself with the ideas that nothing matters and then saying "the only thing that matters..." Sometimes, people are grasping for ideas that they haven't explored yet. I believe the parent really didn't want to sound like a nihilist. He just didn't know the generally accepted name of what he was reaching for. To me, it sounded like Buddhism.

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      Laws are for people with no friends.
  179. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is becoming more and more difficult to produce a new techology in your garage without serious funding. Many amateur (read: non-corporate funded) inventors start out to 'scratch an itch' because a product to do what they want isn't available.

    I have spent about 7 years as a 100% (business-wise) independent inventor. It was always a loop. I would think of dozens of novel practical gizmos I could make, weed them out on ordinary criteria (utility, psychology/social-prejudice-oriented marketability, cost/benefit, yadda yadda), more fully explore manufacturing costs per strategy, "intra-invention", and so on. For some gizmos, I would start building a prototype and find that I didn't have immediate cash to finish. Meanwhile, the "work stoppage" would tempt me to use my time on the next weeding out process as described immediately above. If that's the case, how could I expect to fund the propriety? Intellectual property is a matter wherein a thief shows up and steals whereupon you hire a private cop (patent attorney or whatever) at high cost and get a reasonably good chance to get some of the loot recovered. In practical reality I gave up (maybe). In several weeks I will go back to school, and I won't stop until I am a lawyer.

    Figures, huh?

    Anyway, I suppose my industrial/developmental ambitions will take place on the side with inventor-styled paranoia and 100% self-funding, but lawyering might make me too busy or--perish the thought--too happy to bother. I learned long ago on /. that I cannot dare think myself weird (i.e., unique)! That's why I post this here and now. Surely I'm not the only one.

  180. James Burke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Connections, The Day the Universe Changed, Pinball Effect...

    The books are better than the video series.

  181. No he didn't... by SiMac · · Score: 1

    A true nihilist would say "fuck everybody else" rather than "our only real duty in life is to increase the amount of joy experienced by others." To me, this doesn't sound nihilist at all.

  182. Important Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that's why I manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

  183. Robots are dangerous by chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.
    Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.
    Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
    Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
    Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
    Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
    Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
    Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
    Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.

    [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]

    Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration.

    [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ]

    You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.

    [ show pie chart reading "Cause of Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots, 58% ]

    And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice.

    [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ]

    Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

  184. Jeffries is a cretin. Wanna know why? by metamanda · · Score: 1

    I set up my own soapbox so I don't have to compete with 400 other posts. Because I'm conceited like that. But if you're interested do take a look.

  185. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    Human ingenuity and technological innovation allow us to accomplish increasingly more with fewer raw materials.

    In theory, perhaps to some degree. That doesn't change the fact there there is an upper limit, or that in practice we're just burning through resources faster and faster without doing much to improve our quality of life.

    We're a long way from running out of resources.

    In the past few years we've seen significant problems with resources including fresh water, oil, biodiversity, topsoil and arable land, and landfill space.

    And there's lots of room in space.

    Since there's still no practical way to get significant numbers of people there or exploit resources in space, that's about as helpful as having lots of room in Farieland.

    You're perfectly free to go off and commune with nature and abandon decadent products like indoor plumbing and antibiotics.

    Oh, please. Could you fall any deeper into the fallacy of the excluded middle?

    That doesn't make you morally superior to those of us who appreciate how modern technology improves our lives.

    I never clamied "moral superiority". And I appreciate technology that improves our lives. But I also critize technology when it's used to annoying or destructive ends, or when the cost outweighs the benefits.

    I like technology as much as anyone. But technology without wisdom is like power tools and explosives in the hands of small children.

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    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  186. I've filled my time with things I'd rather do. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Your premis is wrong. You claim that timesavings devices cannot save time, because we do not have lots of time. You are wrong. Timesavings devices save time, leaving more time for tasks that you would prefer to do. Right now I am getting hungry, I could go to the river and catch supper, and cook it up. Once in a while I do that, but today I have decided that reading and posting on /. is a better use of my time. (And because I often make this choice I have food in my fridge, but I could also make the choice to go to a resteraunt)

    What people forget when making your arguement is that people cannot sit around doing nothing for long. Try it, take a week off work and resolve to do nothing you can avoid. lie in bed all day long, except for bathroom breaks, and to answer the doorbell when pizza arives. You are also allowed to go to a fast food drive through for your meals, but be sure to use the drive thru. (if you need gas go full service) I'll bet that none of you make it. A few of you will make it if you have books, video games, TV or drugs. Not many even then. You need something to do with your time, but with robots you can choose what you do.

    1. Re:I've filled my time with things I'd rather do. by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      This has nothing to do with doing ...errr... nothing. If you read the linked page from my original post, it says...

      The main problem with this great obsession for Saving Time is very simple: you can't SAVE time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

      Everyone I've talked to with a full-time job and a family does not have enough time to do what they need to in a day, to the point that they can't get enough sleep and it's getting worse every year. Even during an economic boom this remains the trend. But wait, progress it supposed to make our lives better, right? So what are the new products we are working so much harder to obtain that are worth the cost of being stressed to the point where life is no longer worth living?

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      Happy people make bad consumers.
    2. Re:I've filled my time with things I'd rather do. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      If you have a full time job, and it takes up too much time, then you need to change your priorities. I know someone who while working 40 hours a week at McDonalds paid for his own schooling (tech school, not as good as a college) and supported his wife and kid. They believe someone should always be home for the kid, so she didn't work. Money wasn't the problem, and McDonalds is known for low pay. If they can do it, how many people working a better job could cut back and spend more time with the family. If they are willing.

      I'm not saying that you need to follow the standard of living they had (I'm not sure exactly, but presumably a small apartment, one old car, hand me down TV with no cable, etc) but I am saying that you can choose the life you live, and if you work a lot of hours it is by your choice.

  187. Ever hear of batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need for wind up in civilized countries.

  188. What we need is BETTER ROBOTS! by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    Every time someone tries to make a better robot, like "ReplayTV" with automagic commercial skip, a large dinosaur comes along with a pack of lawyers and sues them out of business.

    The problem is not the lack of trying to make new technology. The problem is that there are established business entities that have a vested interest in keeping everything status quo. If you put in mass-transportation, auto sales will suffer. If you create alternative fuel vehicles that get incredible gas mileage the energy industry suffers. If you create a portable music device that can hold 300 CD's which can be easily traded off to your friends the Music Distributors suffer. If we build roads that last 20 years the construction industry suffers and so on and so on.

    Until we can somehow do what is collectively good for our society (and the world) every large established entity will fight to keep control of it's turf. However, everyone has a different vision of what is "good for the world." Here are some things I would personally like to see which are very do-able and at least good for me...
    1. Smart Traffic Lights that keeps traffic moving and fuel economy up.
    2. A radio that can learn my musical tastes and automatically skip around during commercials and only pick up content I like (or it thinks I'll like).
    3. Cars that drive themselves. I just want to hop in and say "work" and drink my coffee and read the paper until I arrive.
    4. A computer that behaves like an appliance instead of a tempermental piece of Blue Screen of Deathing CRAP! What am I still waiting for stuff to boot? Where is the instant on button?
    5. A standard for HDTV so we can finally get on with better content.
    6. Food replicators.
    7. Tractor Beams.
    8. Shields.
    9. Lightsabers.
    10. A home fusion reactor for all my power needs.
    11. ONE PASSWORD for all my applications and applications with a central secure authentication mechanism.
    12. Affordable digital cameras without shutter-lag.

    I don't ask for much........

    1. Re:What we need is BETTER ROBOTS! by SteelLynx · · Score: 1

      The Smart Traffic Lights would be a neat thing. I imagine it could be done as a centralized communication/computation system that had some kind of contact with peoples' cars. Or at least some of them.
      It's relavtively easy to do an optimized flow algorithm if you know the position of the cars (GPS) and where they're headed.
      *removed a rant about how various problems will crop up and can be resolved*

      Definitely an interesting project.

      Oh, and you forgot: "13. One ring to rule them all" ;-)

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  189. Excellent! by Tony · · Score: 1

    Very good points.

    But, I did not say "pleasure," or even "happiness." I did say "joy." Don't know what difference that makes.

    But, in my non-nihilistic non-hedonism, since life is merely the process of moving from birth to death, the process by which you find joy is as important as the joy itself.

    Or, put another way: I may receive a house as a gift, but I will take more pride (and perhaps more joy) from a house I build myself.

    So, although the mind-state induced by soma may equal the mind-state of joy, the context is different, and so the experience will be different.

    You just got fired? Your wife is dying? You have an incurable melanoma? No problem! Your life is one long, drawn-out orgasm anyway!

    Again, a matter of context. Although an orgasm from masturbation may be just as intense as any other time, I would rather have sex with a partner than masturbate.

    And context plays out with the getting fired or losing a wife. The joy experienced after a great time of depression or anger never makes up for the loss, but feels extremely good just the same.

    But, you do have excellent points, ones that are extremely difficult (if not impossible) to refute.

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  190. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two words: Janitor's mop

  191. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    that works great on the kids, but lousy on the carpet...

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  192. those who have get, those who don't go without by danny · · Score: 1
    Indeed. Those who have money get all kinds of gadgets designed and built for them, even if they're of marginal utility, while nowhere near as much effort goes into designing or improving technology for the poor, even when it would have a hugely beneficial effect on their lives.

    Danny.

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    I have written over 900 book reviews
  193. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by pardonne · · Score: 1

    > Um....if you live in hurricane/tornado/blizzard prone
    > areas your view on that "wind-up radio" might change.

    Dude, you heard of batteries?

    Pardonne

  194. All part of a natural cycle by ites · · Score: 1
    Yuppy works hard, accumulates trophies of success. Yuppy gets the girl, marries and moves to nice loft in the bad part of town. So cool to live on the wrong side of the tracks. Yuppy wakes up one morning to discover meaning of "local wealth distribution". Somewhere, happy youth criminals are playing with yuppy's Minidisc and digital camera.

    Actually, life without toys and TV is quite fun. I don't think the tendency to accumulating toys has to last for ever - perhaps it's just a phase?

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    Sig for sale or rent. One previous user. Inquire within.
  195. Inventions for Luxury Lemmings are not a waste by Baavgai · · Score: 1

    The supposition of the article entirely ignores the history of innovation.

    It assumes that design for a wealthy elite's amusement or comfort is a waste of time. However, many inventions that don't have a military pedigree begin life as a novelty or plaything of the privileged.

    Just because the uses of some new technology today seem trivial doesn't mean they wont be extremely useful in the future. Let the early adopters pay for the R & D with their toys. Encourage them to do it! Ultimately their folly might do everyone some good.

  196. Vacation syndrome by varjag · · Score: 1

    Practically speaking, if timesaving devices really saved time, there would be more time available to us now than ever before in history. But, strangely enough, we seem to have less time than even a few years ago. It's really great fun to go someplace where there are no timesaving devices because, when you do, you find that you have LOTS OF TIME. Elsewhere, you're too busy working to pay for machines to save you time so you won't have to work so hard.

    I call this mindset a 'vacation syndrome', because such great insigths often visit people when they are at holidays. Sure, it feels like you get plenty of time for Nature, meditation, entartainment when you are off hiking or spending two weeks at Bahamas.

    But try living away from civilization for any cosniderable period (grow crops, hack wood, darn - look after baby without dispensable diapers), and suddenly flush toilet, microwave oven and supermarkets start to make sense again.

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  197. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Laur · · Score: 1

    One of the sadest things to me is that corporations will finance projects they believe will have the best return on investment.

    Umm, you DO know why corporations exist, don't you? If you've ever had even a basic economics course you should know that corporations exist for one purpose and one purose only, to make money! This is neither good nor evil, it is how things are and is the basis for capitalism. A corporation which does not pursue this goal does not remain in existance very long. It is usually left to non-profits, individuals, humanitatirans, etc. to pursue selfless non-monetary goals of helping mankind. Of course, overall the system works pretty well since people are usually willing to pay for something which will make their lives better, so corporations DO have motivation to help solve societies problems.

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  198. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by nolageek · · Score: 0
    Dude, you ever heard of dead batteries.?

    Vincent

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  199. Model your life on Fosters by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    All you need is a TV, a lazyboy, a fridge full of beer and a toilet.

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    Government of the people, by corporate executives, for corporate profits.
  200. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TalMaximus · · Score: 1

    It is usually left to non-profits, individuals, humanitatirans, etc. to pursue selfless non-monetary goals of helping mankind. Yes it is, and that is where the problem lies. I am well aware of why we think companies exist, and I am suggesting that to be one of many problems. It's not inconceivable for a corporation to use it's vast resources to do more than just make a profit. Take a look at the philosophy held by the founders of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. They did many things within their own community to help strengthen society, particularly becuase of their own distaste for this common philosophy that businesses exist for the sole purpose of making money. I'm not saying a corporation is good or evil in this matter. There's nothing wrong with making a profit. I'm just saying it'd be great if corporations looked to do more with their resources. It'd be great, but that's not how it is, and that's exactly my point. A corporation will only exist if it generates revenue to support it, but that doesn't have to be the only purpose for its existence.

  201. George Carlin beat this fellow Jeffries to it.... by macraig · · Score: 1

    George Carlin copyrighted at least a big chunk of Jeffries' rant, what... almost twenty years ago, with his "Place to keep my stuff" routine. George's take was a heckuva lot funnier, too. :-)

  202. Link (a.k.a. Karma whoring) by indianajones428 · · Score: 1

    Watch it here(10.7mb quicktime)

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    1. Re:Link (a.k.a. Karma whoring) by chuck · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are my hero.

  203. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by Laur · · Score: 1

    I am well aware of why we think companies exist,

    We don't think corporations exist to make a profit, they do. This was made very clear in my freshman Economics course. This does not mean that making a profit is ALL corporations can do or their sole reason for existing, but it is the basis for their existance.

    It's not inconceivable for a corporation to use it's vast resources to do more than just make a profit.

    And many do. Many large corporations donate to charity, give University grants, college scholarships, etc. However, if the corporation is not profitable then none of this is possible. Yes, it's nice when corporations do things like this, but I don't think we have a right to tell corporations what they should be doing with their money anymore than we have a right to tell individuals. It would be nice if everyone gave to charity, but if they don't want to spend their hard earned money that way that's their right.

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    When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
  204. Re:Those who can, do. Those who can't . . . by TalMaximus · · Score: 1

    Again, this isn't about right or wrong. It's about something I've seen that I don't like. It's an observation, a trend that I don't like. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I just don't like it. Some people like squash, I don't. Are they wrong for liking squash, no. Some corporations consider return on investment before everything, I'd like it if that weren't the case. Call me an idealist, a dreamer, whatever. I was simply pointing out something that I see that I don't like and if I had the opportunity to run a corporation I hope I'd run it differently.

    Again, you mention freshman economics courses. I've had the economics course and a few other economics courses. All they've shown me is that a company needs a profit to exist, not that they exist to make a profit. Profit can be a means to an end, not just an end. And as you've stated, many corporations have shown that. I'm not going to argue with you on what your economics classes taught you, but that's not what they taught me.

    Why do you keep saying stuff like but if they don't want to spend their hard earned money that way that's their right. I completely agree. I didn't say it wasn't their right. I know what their rights are here, I'm not trying to take them away. I just don't like the idea of putting return on investment before everything. I like to see people (and corporations) give simply for the sake of giving. That's just my opinion, an observation. I'm not being judgemental, just stating how I see things differently. If it appears that I am being judgemental then that is a miscommunication due to the sometimes fraudulent portrayal of emotion by typed text.