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  1. jackasses on AOL Wins Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 2

    They charged us for FOUR YEARS after we cancelled!

    Maybe I should get part of those millions!

    Can I sue on behalf of the five email accounts on my box?

  2. My tin hat will protect me! on Airships Tested As Two-Way Telecom Beacons · · Score: 2

    From the evil radiation of the flying tin balloins!

  3. then why on Plans For New TLDs · · Score: 2

    Do I still get "YOU COULD HAVE A VIRUS" banner adds in Linux?

    dudethisisawesome.porn will never be prefferable to porn.com

  4. I'm a student. on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: 1

    And my school's gift was a 3 day out-of-school suspension for discovering a teacher/student affair that could damage the schools reputation!

    Aint dat a kick in da pants!

  5. a bionic rat won't on NYTimes Year in Ideas · · Score: 1

    be slaughtered to examine its organs. Seems like "the high life" for a lab rat to me.

  6. explains why you're on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 1

    online

  7. it evens out on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 1

    They don't do their own papers, and I don't do my homework (occasionally I do it during class).

    HW is bs, but are papers bs as well? I sure hope college won't be as fubar as high-school. If it is, I might as well not go.

  8. look up on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 1

    Two top-level posts to be specific.

    Would anyone believe that that was copied? NO. Why? Because it was so damn sloppy. B-(minus is personal) papers are NEVER accused of plagurism.

  9. wtf? on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 1

    I thought it was for losing first post to add an unnecessary second sentence.

    Just kidding, I know that hacking would be fine if the internet had any other purpose than to make money. eCommerce will eventually kill off free speach online to enforce their software patent on the sale of papers.

    (If you add "Communism can kiss my shiny penguin-powered ass!" at the end of every paper, no one will question the author.)

  10. lol on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As shown earlier the wright brothers were not the first in flight and had not done their research.

  11. first post? on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most of my classmates don't read the papers they write. Do we hold others to a higher standard?

  12. hsacorp had the same problem on Adelphia's Cable Modems Compromised · · Score: 1

    and charter may still have it now that they seperated.

    I was trying to packet-sniff other boxes in my house(back when the cable modem gave infinite IPs) and I noticed that I was getting packets from the whole neighborhood. Didn't think it newsworthy though.

  13. odd on SBC-Yahoo Partnership Cuts User Privacy · · Score: 1

    My private email account on my own server gets no spam.

    Can you show me a hotmail/yahoo account like that?

  14. My licensing plan is simpler. on The Copyright Fuss Revisited · · Score: 1

    penguin-powered users: The Linux version is free as in free as in speech as well as free as in beer.

    winshit users: The windows(uncaptialized to show disrespect) version is free as in herpes due to an outlook bug.

    Mac users: The Mac version is free as in beer, but only if you denounce communism and respect my authoritie!

    M$ employees: may use the Linux version, but must burn their systems should the contract the 'free as in herpes' one.

    Damn Commies: See M$ employees.

  15. well on Molecular Photography · · Score: 1

    Sortof.

    Eventually a spaceship will hit the sugar-cube-sized computer's excess mass, and you can guess at the rest.

  16. WTF? on New License Forbids Human Rights Violations? · · Score: 1

    Open Source is political by its very nature.

    "Screw you commie!"

  17. duh! on More on Longhorn · · Score: 1

    Heck, they even tied a web browser to the operating system itself.

    That's because winshit is just a glorified browser. And a shitty one at that!

  18. unfinished? on Unfinished Adventures · · Score: 1

    Are open source projects ever really finished? The constantly evolve, gaining new features as they are needed. this for example has been updated 4 times in the past 5 days as evidenced by news postings here.

    As the author I can attest that one hell of an update will be ready when I get home, along with some "political corrections". To compensate for the "political corrections", I'll make LibertarianTux playable.

  19. I'll give you $20 on Unfinished Adventures · · Score: 1
  20. Re:What are we going to do tonight Brain? on Human-Mouse Hybrids? · · Score: 1

    What we do every night, Pinky.:Repost /. articles in an attempt to take over the world!

  21. I believe you have my stappler. on Astra 1K Communications Satellite now Space Junk · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if you don't return it I'll blow up the satelite; I swear!

  22. Best Animated Film on Spirited Away Still Has a Chance · · Score: 1

    just like disney to make a category just to win at something

  23. argh on Growing Commercialization Threatens Net Security · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I saw a 'flamebait' mod next to your post.

    Better remember not to complain about those profiteering sons of bitches using 9/11 for profit. Thousands of people are MURDERED, and the response is PROFITTERING by the bbc and other companies!

    If I had mod points, I'd give 'em to you at the moment.

  24. StarGate!? Big Thinkers!? on Time Warner Properties May Only Be Available Through AOL · · Score: 1

    StarGate SG-1(scifi) and Big Thinkers prove that networks with people who can't find Iraq on a map (John Edwards and Chris Perillo(winshit geek!)) can still have good shows.

    I wish SG-1 would had gone with the Horus Guard helmets of the movie. Those things were just cool as shit. The ones in the tv show suck.

    (If I can't find Iraq on a map, it's because I was hit in the head by a minivan and can no longer memorize squat.)

  25. DUH! on Growing Commercialization Threatens Net Security · · Score: 0, Troll

    In other news, Micro$oft just lost ALL of their source code.

    Two fourth level domains will never get a security update again!