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Human-Mouse Hybrids?

scientistguy writes "There is a remarkable story by Nicholas Wade in the early morning edition of the New York Times about a discussion to create human-mouse hybrid organisms. One of these techniques involves the introduction of genetically altered mouse embryonic stem (ES) cells (e.g. with genes 'knocked-out' or replaced) into a developing mouse blactocyst to create progeny hybrid organisms. Typically, these progeny organisms are then bred to unaltered mice to see if the genetic alteration has gone germline or is heritable. If heritable, mice can be bred and animals which are homozygous for the altered gene can be phenotypically examined as long as the manipulation is not homozygous lethal or cause sterility in a single copy state. Unless using blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice, there would most likely be a recognition of non-self by murine immune cells not educated (which haven't seen during their development) to the human cells that would wipe them out. Nonetheless, it's amazing that it's being contemplated due to the ethical implications of such an experiment. What if it were viable? What if there were more than just a few human cells? Could it be sacrificed? ... or even experimented on further if part 'human'? Perhaps these types of experiments are best relegated to little known, deserted islands far away from the reaches of civilization (or perhaps regulation) ..."

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  1. Where...? by MrFenty · · Score: 5, Funny
    Perhaps these types of experiments are best relegated to little known, deserted islands far away from the reaches of civilization (or perhaps regulation)

    What - like Australia ?

    1. Re:Where...? by e8johan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These kind of moves are actually dangerous. If the civilized world chooses to ban something of some reason (hopefully a good one), one can just go to a poor country and be fully legal.

      We recently saw this when an oil tanker collapsed just off the coast of Spain. The tanker was registerd in Bermuda (or somewhere around there). Thus it was sheaper taxwise, less regulated working-environment and safety wise and could therefore go to sea without being sea worthy.

      We can also see this in the research of the (somewhat) mad Italian sientist, Dr. Severino Antinori. He claims to creating the first cloned human and that it is going to be born early next year. He refuses to say where the experiment has been made, but it is in a country with weaker legalization than most western contries.

      To sum things up. This type of experiments will probably have to go to some little known, desterd island, but I regret that they can.

    2. Re:Where...? by BlackArrow · · Score: 1

      No....the island of Dr. Moreau.

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    3. Re:Where...? by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      We recently saw this when an oil tanker collapsed just off the coast of Spain. The tanker was registerd in Bermuda (or somewhere around there).

      The nation of registry of choice for many ships is currently Liberia. Just think about it the next time you consider going on one of those delightful Disney cruises.

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    4. Re:Where...? by kbewley · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps these types of experiments are best relegated to little known, deserted islands far away from the reaches of civilization (or perhaps regulation) ..."

      I believe this is fairly common practice in the realms of animal research where, for example, the UK or Germany bans a certain procedure. The work is simply performed under licence in South Africa. Hardly a Third World country but certainly one with less strict laws!

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    5. Re:Where...? by G-funk · · Score: 1, Troll

      To sum things up. This type of experiments will probably have to go to some little known, desterd island, but I regret that they can.

      Yes, much better that anything that somebody can whip the mob into a frenzy against in the name of (the children|god|national security) should not come to be, regardless of wether it could benefit mankind.

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    6. Re:Where...? by sporktoast · · Score: 1
      Perhaps these types of experiments are best relegated to little known, deserted islands far away from the reaches of civilization (or perhaps regulation)
      The ethics of of this behavior are not at all altered by removal to a remote location. The sweatshops that produce the clothing for the western world are not made any more humane by our inability to perceive them on a daily basis. Only our *feelings* of guilt are assuaged when we move something "out of sight, out of mind". In fact they may be less humane, as hiding them allows for even greater injustices to be committed, with less fear of public outrage.

      If the results of these experiments had some risk of becoming science-fiction-like monsters that were physically dangerous to the world, perhaps export to a remote island might be justified. But it seems that the fear in this case is really about thee potential for full-time, widespread public access to the truth.

      No, don't you worry your pretty head about anything. You just go back to sleep. We'll take our troubling little experiment far away. We'll wake you up when we're done. Then we'll have something wonderful to show you, we promise. The ends won't even need to justify the means, because you won't really know what the means were to worry about.

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    7. Re:Where...? by scientistguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      this was a ref to the island of dr. moreau. irv weissman could reprise the role that brando more recently played. it wasn't meant seriously.

    8. Re:Where...? by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Of course in Australia. Those things were always performed downthere. What do you think how kangaroos, Tasmanian devils, and other strange animals originated?

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    9. Re:Where...? by timeOday · · Score: 2

      You're responding to a joke.

    10. Re:Where...? by puto · · Score: 2

      Actually Australia is way ahead of you.

      They have introduced genetically engineered fish to produce sterile offspring to kill off a non native species.

      They are also introducing a genetically engineered fox to kill the fox off, another non native species that is eating all kinds stuff there.

      Too lazy to google.

      Puto

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    11. Re:Where...? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      The nation of registry of choice for many ships is currently Liberia. Just think about it the next time you consider going on one of those delightful Disney cruises.

      Yes, you neglect the reason they do this, however. It's not so that they can run a slipshod operation, it's so they can hire all those employees at rock-bottom wages and keep them in the bottom of the boat where no one will see (or smell) them. It takes a whole lot of people to run a cruise ship.

      Either way it's not something I want to support but it's important to remember why you are avoiding something.

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    12. Re:Where...? by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      The thing with deserted desert islands is they are resource poor... Not enough cash and such.

      But maybe if the military funded it... Who knows? Ratboy finds Ossamma bin Laden, bites him. Gives him rabies.

      The problem with using cells that are even minutely different in phenotypes can cause horrible allergic reactions that can kill. (Yeah, it's actually an allergic reaction that does stuff like that. For example: If you give a blood type AB person B blood, it will clump together and it'll be the allergic reacting, along with the clumping, but mainly the reaction that kills the person.)

    13. Re:Where...? by slowtonejoe75 · · Score: 1

      Plum Island, NY... I sailed past it recently on a boat. It definatley looks like they're busy over there. Something strange is going to happen to all of us... Slowtonejoe75

    14. Re:Where...? by mbogosian · · Score: 2

      Yes, you neglect the reason they do this, however. It's not so that they can run a slipshod operation....

      Actually, to some degree, it is. You have no legal recourse if you buy tickets to a Liberian cruise liner. If you get sick or can't go, you're stuck. Legally the cruise liner doesn't have to reimburse you. You can't take them to court either.

  2. Jeez by DebianDog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and they were worried about cloning? (rolleyes)

  3. what??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you lost me at the mouse part

  4. fuck registration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Stem Cell Mixing May Form a Human-Mouse Hybrid
    By NICHOLAS WADE

    A group of American and Canadian biologists is debating whether to recommend stem cell experiments that would involve creating a human-mouse hybrid.

    The goal would be to test different lines of human embryonic stem cells for their quality and potential usefulness in treating specific diseases. The best way to do that, some biologists argue, is to see how the cells work in a living animal. For ethical reasons, the test cannot be performed in people.

    But if the human stem cells are tested that way in mice, any animals born from the experiment would be chimeras -- organisms that are mixtures of two kinds of cells -- with human cells distributed throughout their body. Though the creatures would probably be mice with a few human cells that obey mouse rules, the outcome of such an experiment cannot be predicted. A mouse with a brain made entirely of human cells would probably discomfort many people, as would a mouse that generated human sperm or eggs.

    Dr. Irving L. Weissman, an expert on stem cells at Stanford University, said that making mice with human cells could be "an enormously important experiment," but if conducted carelessly could lead to outcomes that are "too horrible to contemplate." He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.

    At least two biologists in the group that is discussing the experiment said they believed that it was premature or unethical and could stir policy makers to limit further stem cell research or ban it.

    Stem cells are a kind of universal clay, so responsive to local cues that they can morph into blood, skin, bone or any other replaceable tissues. They retain the gift of self-renewal, which, to curb the risk of cancer, is withdrawn from all the body's mature cells. Stem cells, when they divide, usually produce one mature cell and one stem cell.

    They hold high promise as an all-purpose material for repairing many degenerative diseases of old age like Parkinson's, cancer and heart disease.

    Other scientists say such experiments would be of great value and could be conducted with human stem cells engineered so that they could not produce brain or reproductive cells. That group acknowledged that even an experiment drawn up with such precautions should first undergo scientific review and public debate.

    The proposal for the experiment grew out of a meeting on Nov. 13 at the New York Academy of Sciences sponsored by the academy and Rockefeller University. It was organized by Dr. Ali H. Brivanlou, a Rockefeller biologist who studies embryology.

    Dr. Brivanlou invited eight other experts and, as observers, two editors of scientific journals and Dr. James F. Battey Jr., director of the National Institute of Deafness and chairman of the stem cell task force of the National Institutes of Health. The meeting was not intended to be public, Dr. Brivanlou said, and at one point, the nine experts held a closed session at which the observers, including even Dr. Battey, were asked to step outside.

    One journal editor wrote of the meeting in the current issue of Nature, reporting that Dr. Battey "criticized participants for what he regards as excessive secrecy." Dr. Battey did not return telephone calls to his office.

    The purpose of the meeting, Dr. Brivanlou said yesterday in an interview, was to discuss quality standards for several new lines, or colonies, of human embryonic stem cells being developed around the world.

    In one test that they discussed, human embryonic stem cells would be injected into an early mouse embryo when it was still a small ball of cells called the blastocyst. Scientists would then see whether the human stem cells showed up in all the mouse's tissues. That ability, known as pluripotentiality, is the hallmark of a true embryonic stem cell.

    Injection into another mouse's blastocyst is the standard test for mouse embryonic stem cells. Those cells, like human embryonic stem cells, come from a small pool of all-purpose cells a few days after the fertilized egg has started to divide.

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    No one knows whether human embryonic stem cells would survive in a mouse blastocyst. If they did, and they contributed to all the tissues, that would be a useful test for the many claimed human embryonic stem cell lines being developed, Dr. Brivanlou said.

    One participant, Dr. Janet Rossant of Mount Sinai Hospital in Toronto, said that she did not consider the test necessary and that if the injected human cells made major contributions to the mouse, "I think that is something that most people would find unacceptable."

    Dr. Weissman of Stanford, who was not at the meeting, said the experiment could help scientists follow the behavior of human cells with genetic diseases. Studying how the diseased human cells develop in a mouse could offer treatment insights.

    Dr. Weissman said undesirable outcomes like a mouse with a brain made of human cells or a mouse that generated human sperm could be avoided by deleting certain genes from the human cells before injecting them into a mouse. He added that such procedures should be carefully reviewed by a body like the National Academy of Sciences.

    "You must assure yourself and the public," he said, "that it's ethical. It's not for scientists alone to decide."

    A biologist at the meeting here, Dr. Fred H. Gage of the Salk Institute, said that the question of making mice with human cells deserved further consideration and that scientists and the public "should listen to each other more" before reaching a conclusion to go ahead.

    In using mice simply to test the pluripotentiality of human embryonic stem cells, it would not be necessary to let the mice grow to term, Dr. Gage said. The earlier the mice were killed the smaller would be the ethical issue, in his view.

    Dr. Richard M. Doerflinger of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops, who has long opposed research with human embyronic stem cells, said his primary objection remained with the first step, that of killing a human embryo to obtain embryonic stem cells. Dr. Doerflinger's initial reaction to the proposed experiment was that as a test for pluripotentiality it might not be objectionable.

    "If you end up with one human cell per organ of a mouse, I don't think it raises a new problem," he said. "The amounts of human material in an animal would have to be pretty substantial to start talking about a human hybrid, and I don't think this raises that specter."

    The nine participants at the conference are drafting a white paper to lay out proposed standards to test human embryonic stem cells. The mouse injection test is on the list, Dr. Brivanlou said, with the wording under discussion.

    Federally financed researchers can work only with "presidential cell lines," the human cell lines established before Aug. 9, 2001, which President Bush declared as the cutoff for permissible stem cell work. The guidelines prepared by Dr. Brivanlou's group could be applied to those stem cells, as well as the nonpresidential ones.

    1. Re:fuck registration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank-you! Reading it now.

    2. Re:fuck registration by sergeirichard · · Score: 1

      If I may be allowed to quote my own column from a week ago:

      I read (this is true!) in the learned journal Nature that biologists are divided on the issue of creating human-mice hybrids. Some think it's okay to engineer crosses between people and rodents, others think it's just wrong. Really, you don't expect professional biologists to be so indecisive and squeamish. That's not good enough.

      The next time I meet one I'm going to go straight up to him and ask. "Come on now, are you a man or a mouse?"

  5. Sounds like a good movie by OscarMyers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just see it now, what actor should be in this movie, perhaps it's all a coverup for a movie anyway, There will be just one man who can stop this army of 100,000 half human half mice (It will start out as 2, in a week, they will have multiplied)

    1. Re:Sounds like a good movie by sawilson · · Score: 2

      Maybe we could talk michael jackson into singing
      his "Ben" them again since it calmed the killer
      mice down before.

    2. Re:Sounds like a good movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Who......

    3. Re:Sounds like a good movie by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and then at the end of the movie, the last shot will be one mouse getting away.

  6. Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?!

  7. wow by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Another new input device.
    Why not just stick my mouse to my hand with superglue?

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  8. What are we going to do tonight Brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What we do every night, Pinky.

    1. Re:What are we going to do tonight Brain? by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny
      Please get the quote right:

      Pinky: Wot are we going to do tonigh, Brain?
      Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD


      (and that is, of course, Brain's problem. Had he listened to another animated short fellow with a big head, he would know: "Do. Or Do Not. There Is No Try.")
    2. Re:What are we going to do tonight Brain? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

      What we do every night, Pinky.:Repost /. articles in an attempt to take over the world!

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  9. A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by elrond1999 · · Score: 1, Funny
    If heritable, mice can be bred and animals which are homozygous for the altered gene can be phenotypically examined as long as the manipulation is not homozygous lethal or cause sterility in a single copy state. Unless using blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice, there would most likely be a recognition of non-self by murine immune cells not educated (which haven't seen during their development) to the human cells that would wipe them out.


    And now once more in English please?
    1. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Quelain · · Score: 1

      If you can't handle a bit of technical lingo then maybe you're on the wrong site. You could always RTFA for the 'for dummies' version.

      "Recognition of non-self by murine immune cells", ahh, better than Shakespeare that is. Thanks scientistguy.

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    2. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technical lingo notwithstanding, this is not a properly formed sentence, numbnuts:

      "If heritable, mice can be bred and animals which are homozygous for the altered gene can be phenotypically examined as long as the manipulation is not homozygous lethal or cause sterility in a single copy state."

      It would be a little better with "...homozygous, lethal, or shown to cause sterility..."

    3. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by sawilson · · Score: 2

      He's saying that the flux capacitor needs a laser to
      make super mice that can talk without using a throat
      box computer diode space modulator.

    4. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      As far as I can figure, that was the long, technical way of saying that once they get past the basic genetic hurdles of creating hybrid, such as finding a genetic match that won't just break down immediately, they still have to get past the fact that the mouse's immune system will try to reject the new cells. The easiest way around that would be to pretty much destroy its immune system, but as millions of AIDS patients can attest, that's not exactly a good idea for your prolonged health.

    5. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he even attempted to do what you are suggesting he'd be rendered so geekish he'd never get laid again. Quit trying to ruin peoples lives!

    6. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the author can't explain himself to an intelligent layman in English, he doesn't deserve attention (and the project doesn't deserve funding).

    7. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhhh, blow it out your "blactocyst", whatever that is

    8. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by scientistguy · · Score: 1

      sorry, submitted this last nite as i was trying to put the toddler to sleep. some of what i posted was edited out so the editors spared you the full brunt of technobabble and inappropriate grammar. looked like a mess when i saw it this morn. original post is in my journal .... if you dare. i should have said if an altered gene in its heterozygous state (single copy state) caused sterility one couldn't breed animals to have 2 copies of the gene (i.e. make them homozygous for that gene). remem, we have 2 copies/alleles for just about everything due to having duplicate chromosomes.

    9. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by DzugZug · · Score: 3, Informative
      If heritable, mice can be bred and animals which are homozygous for the altered gene can be phenotypically examined as long as the manipulation is not homozygous lethal or cause sterility in a single copy state. Unless using blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice, there would most likely be a recognition of non-self by murine immune cells not educated (which haven't seen during their development) to the human cells that would wipe them out.

      It says:
      Dipliod organisms (like all mammals including both humans and mice) have two sets of chromosomes and thus two copies of chromosome 1, two copies of chromosome 2, etc. Therefore if a particular mutation or altered gene is on, for example chromosome 3, then a mouse could have two copies of a normal chromosome (called a wild-type mouse), one normal and one altered chromosome (heterozygous), or two copies of the chromosome with the mutation (homozygous). Sometimes an animal homozygous for a certain mutation cannot survive to birth -- such a mutation is called "homozygous lethal." If the mutation is not homozygous lethal, and does not cause sterility, then one could raise a colony of mice that all have this particular mutation through selective breeding. The mice can then be examined to determine the phenotype -- or physical charactersitcs -- cause by the mutation.

      and now the second sentence:

      Whoever does this will have to use mice with no immune system othewise the mouse's immune system will recognise the embryonic stem cells that are introduced by the scientists as being forign and attack them. This is the same mechanism used by the body to fight off disease. (Translator's Comment: I dont think that is actualy true)

    10. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Sgt+York · · Score: 1

      "homozygous lethal" has a meaning distinct from "homozygous,[or] lethal". The first says that homozygous animals die as a result of their being homozygous. It's the same as "homozygous=lethal".

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    11. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Methinks the poster is a cluebag.

      I'm a biochemist & work with transgenic/knockout mice, and it took me a few minutes to decipher that crap.

      For one thing, the thing about blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice isn't correct. The cells are injected at the blstocyst stage (early development, pre-embryo); self/nonself determination takes place long after that. So, the mouse's immune system would see them as self regardless.

      Besides, where in the article does it mention doing genetic manipulation on the cells prior to injection anyway? It just talks about putting human ES cells in a developing mouse.

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    12. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Methinks the poster is a cluebag.

      Just read on to read the poster's comment...

      Ahhh...putting a toddler to bed. That makes him a temporary cluebag. I feel your pain.

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    13. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a biochemist & work with transgenic/knockout mice, and it took me a few minutes to decipher that crap.

      For one thing, the thing about blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice isn't correct. The cells are injected at the blstocyst stage (early development, pre-embryo); self/nonself determination takes place long after that. So, the mouse's immune system would see them as self regardless.

      Although poorly written, the poster isn't really that far off. I'm an immunologist and my university lab regularly makes transgenic and knock-out mice for our studies. Blastocyst injection or blastocyst re-aggregation using a mouse background that has a defined immunodeficiency (common one is SCID) with ES cells of interest is doable but tricky. More often, one makes the chimeric mouse using immunologically normal blastocysts, evaluates whether the ES cells go 'germline' (i.e. are passed onto progeny mice), and then breeds the progeny to immunologically impaired mice with a SCID or RAG null background. It takes loads of time to do all this despite how quickly mice breed.

      Also, with the self/non-self thing, it depends where the human cells reside in the organism. Immune education takes place in certain areas of the body (e.g. bone marrow, thymus, gut). In the thymus for example, the thymic epithelial cells present many of the proteins that are present within the body and help educate the developing T cells as to what is self (actually by eliminating what reacts to self). Thus, it is possible, that depending on the type of chimerism that takes place with the human cells, mouse immune function might keep their numbers in check to an extent.

    14. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      I was under the impression he was saying that this technique had to be done in an immunocompromised host blastocyst. I was just saying that that is not needed; a fully competent host would not reject the donor cells. e.g., C57 is the standard line for knockouts, and it is quite immunocomptent.

      Besides, your example just highlights the impracticality of using compromised mice for this technique in the first place.

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    15. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2

      A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse

      Just is a way of saying that the mouse shows the results of the human gene (we generally have two copies of each gene, so only mice with two copies of the human gene (homozygous) would show the full effects of the human gene, while mice with one mouse gene and one human gene (heterozygous) may not show the effects of the human gene (this is a bit oversimplified, some genes only have one copy, esp. in males, and researchers have many ways of seeing the effects of two different versions of a gene).

      not homozygous lethal or cause sterility in a single copy state

      "Homozygous lethal": the effects of the gene in the homozygous state kill the developing animal. Obvioulsy, such genes won't make good study targets for this technique. Sterility is not a real problem in most cases, as you can easily generate new homozygotes from the heterozygotic parents, unless of course you are studying a gene related to fertility:-).

      Unless using blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice

      This gets a bit confusing:

      Where he is confusing: Immune cells are trained to recognize self/non-self when they are formed: ones that recognize normal cells of the organism are killed off. So if the mouse has the human cells from birth, they should be reconized by the mouse's immune system as normal. Rejection of transplanted tissue happens when new tissue is transplanted into an adult.

      Where he has a point: However, when transplanting cells between species, there can be such big differences that all of the host's (mouse) immune cells reject the doner (human) cells in a catostrophic allergic reaction (not technically part of the self/non-self recognition process). This happens with certain cell surface markers on pig cells, which is why pig organs cannot (presently) be transplanted into people.

      But we have been making mice with with human immune systems since the 1980s, so this is not really the "gotcha" for this research that scientistguy imples.

      Further, we already know that mice don't reject human stem cells (stem cells appear to be more or less immunologically blank).

      So while there is some point to mentioning that there is such a thing as rejection of foreign tissue, this seems to more a problem with 'adult'(post-embryonic) transplants & I don't think it really has much to do with the issues raised in the article.

    16. Re:A homozygous single copy murine immune mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good morning. I'm on to this topic late. A couple questions to your otherwise clear explanations.

      But we have been making mice with with human immune systems [immunecentral.com] since the 1980s, so this is not really the gotcha for this research that scientistguy imples.

      Yes, but these are with mice bearing genetic defects that render them significantly immunocompromised, correct? As I understand, the point of these studies is to study human immune function in these mice that lack their own immune function. If they possessed a normal immune function, one would predict that they would reject the human graft.

      Further, we already know that mice don't reject human stem cells (stem cells appear to be more or less immunologically blank). [msnbc.com]

      Again, thank you for the interesting and useful reference material. Stem cells might appear 'immunologically blank' until they differentiate, correct? In this case referred to in the MSNBC link, Dr. Gearhart used human stem cells to rescue neurological defects in mice. Specifically, they observed reconstitution in the ventral horns of the hind brain. The brain is an immunoprivileged part of the body and thus not subject to same immunosurveillance as other parts of the body, correct? I thought this might be partly due to the so-called blood/brain barrier. As I've learnt in my previous immunology classes, education of the adaptive arm of the immune system takes place in restricted parts of the body. Thus T or B cells are only educated to what is self in limited areas. Thus, in a chimeric animal that incorporates human embryonic stem cells, if these stem cells are distributed such that they do not encounter T or B cells undergoing 'education' (in the thymus, bone marrow, liver, gut, etc), shouldn't they be recognized as foreign later on by these same immune system cells? Obviously, the human ES would be predicted to differentiate in the chimeric animal (indeed, this is one of the points of doing the experiment) so should be presenting human peptides on their surface in the context of a MHC Class I molecules. Wouldn't mouse CD8 cells attack these cells, particularly because they probably have not been educated to recognize them as self? Mouse natural killer (NK) cells, which have the coolest name, might be predicted to do the same, correct?

      In immune education of self, I was under the impression that in the areas that education takes place, mouse antigens are broadly expressed by specialized mouse cells (various epithelial and endothelial cell types) to eliminate self-reactive immature immune cells. If the human ES cells introduced in a chimeric animal don't differentiate and get incorporated into these tissue types, wouldn't the differentiated murine immune system ultimately reject them as foreign if they are not seeded in immunoprivileged sites?

      Thank you for your patience, and I hope you have a nice Thanksgiving holiday. I think, unfortunately, I will be thinking about turkey-human hybrid organisms today and be unable to enjoy my meal. :) Shouldn't have read the post. Ignorance is truly bliss sometimes.

  10. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    human-mice make hybrids out of scientists!!

    President Vladimir Putin agreed Tuesday to reinstate the Soviet-era red star as the Russian military's official emblem -- in the latest reincarnation of Communist symbols that has sparked fears of a return to the repressive past.

  11. I've seen this before... by Morky · · Score: 1

    Pinky: Now what do we do Brain? Brain: What we do every week - try to take over the world!

  12. Already happens all the time... what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have seen many types of there hybrids and we actually do this stuff in our undergraduate labs. For example, we have "transplanted" a human ear on the back of a mouse by sliding in the genes for a human ear in the area where the backside of the mouse is supposed to be. WOrks every time. Slashdot needs to catch up with the times.

  13. Woo Hoo! by LordYUK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets hear it for blastocysts!!

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  14. Anthropomorphic mice? by ParnBR · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not another Stuart Little, please. :(

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  15. Ehhhhhh by Uruk · · Score: 5, Funny

    blactocyst to create progeny hybrid organisms

    Good god! Don't you understand the implications though? If the digital tri-mode defrobulator gets out of sync with the anticalisthenticator, we could have some serious subdermal anamolous activity!

    Open your eyes man!

    (I just thought the sentence sounded funny the way it was strung together, even if I do have enough biology to know what a blastocyst is and to recognize when it's misspelled)

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  16. Are you a man or a mouse ? by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny


    Oh very freaking funny you insensitive clod!

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  17. well are we men or mice?!? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 0

    Rats!

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  18. Re:All the Goths will want one for X-mas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    samhain is on the same day as halloween, not christmas

  19. I'm horrified... by YanceyAI · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I consider myself open to scientific experimentation, but I guess I just never really considered this as a possiblitlity. I'm surprised that it never crossed my mind. This issue was bound to be raised. Even more disturbing to me is the fact that my repulsion is seems more emotional than logical--a characteristic I associate with rightwing conservative freaks. One telling comment though:

    He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells. He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.

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    1. Re:I'm horrified... by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.

      Na na na na na na MOUSE MAN! MOUSE MAN! MOUSE MAN!

      Quickly Sparrow, to the Mouse Cave!

    2. Re:I'm horrified... by sawilson · · Score: 4, Funny

      I consider myself open to scientific experimentation

      That's pretty brave. I'm just an organ donor myself.

    3. Re:I'm horrified... by sawilson · · Score: 2

      OH! and one more before I forget it...

      I consider myself open to scientific experimentation

      So, you must eat at taco bell.

    4. Re:I'm horrified... by Kronus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't be so afraid, the reporter got almost all his facts wrong. There will be 0 (zero) human cells in the chimera. That's not the way this procedure works. The genetic material is put in the blastocyst, and is then absorbed by some of the cells there. Those cells can then (in theory) produce the proteins that the absorbed genes code for. So the mouse's brain might have some human protiens in it, but it would still be a mouses's brain.

      Also, the Bishop's comment about a few human cells per organ being acceptable: not the way it works. As I said, there will be NO human cells, and the modified cells will come in patches. As a modified cell in the blastocyte divides, all it's progeny will have the modifications, so you'll end up with an area in the adult organism that has the modifications. Is it really too much to ask that the people who are trying to make these ethical decisions put in the effort to actually learn what they're talking about before passing judgment?

    5. Re:I'm horrified... by YanceyAI · · Score: 2

      Nice analysis but it still doesn't apease my concern for the potential mishaps, like the (granted extreme) example I cited. That wasn't the reporter speaking. It was the scientist.

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    6. Re:I'm horrified... by csguy314 · · Score: 3, Funny

      One telling comment though:

      He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.


      Hey baby, I'd like you to my parents, Squeeky and Whiskers.

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    7. Re:I'm horrified... by Kronus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, that was the reporter paraphrasing what the Doctor said. Given the mistakes that were made in the rest of the article I would have to assume that the reporter garbled this as well. There is simply no way a mouse can produce human sperm or egg cells. The mouse's immune system would recognize the human cells as foreign and attack them.

      I do understand and, to a certain degree, share your concerns. This is a whole new realm of investigation, and scientific enthusiasm must be tempered by ethical considerations. But for those considerations to be relevant, they must be based on facts. The reporter had most of his facts wrong, and the Bishop's grasp of what the scientists were doing was even worse. The techniques the scientists are using are on fairly firm ethical ground, it's just the very poor reporting job in the article that makes them sound scary.

    8. Re:I'm horrified... by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you add the cells at the blastocyst stage, they are not absorbed; you are probably thinking of the proceedure at the ES stage, or how it's done with transgenics. This is more analagous to a knockout. The resultant animals will be chimeras; in the animal some cells will be like the host (the blastocyst) and some will be like the donor (the introduced cells). No cell will be a hybrid of the two. You can see this in the mice made for knockouts; donor cells are typically FVB's (white mice) and the hosts are C57's (black mice). The resultant animals are park C57 & part FVB. You can see it on the coat, it has black & white patches on it. (that's actually why you do it; you look for animals that have more white on them for breeding; more likely that they got the gene you altered)

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    9. Re:I'm horrified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with reading scientific news in non scientific journals is that everything is explained in sensationalistic terms. That new was in last weeks edition of Nature. If you read it carefully, you realize that it was a meeting where they were talking how to study the behaviour of stem cells once implated in a human being. It is obviously unethical to experiment that in human embryos and check what happens when they reach adulthood. Therefore one of the many proposals was to transfer them to mouse embryos and see what happens.

      That is the problematic thing. But le's think about that first. There are several stages where this transfer could be done and the ethical implications would be a lot less dangerous. I think that we all agree that if they are transfered to an adult mouse, nothing would happen, as after a few weeks mice would be saccrificed and those human cells would not have developed in anything bigger than a few thousands of cells.

      If the transfer would be done in mouse fetus, where almost all organ structures are ready, the effect would be more or less the one above if any.

      The problem is what to do when there is only a 1:8 human:mice cell ratio, as in an blasto. There ethics play an important role. However, if you read the Nature paper, you find out that they quite agreed not to do it not only for ethical reasons, but also, because human a mice embryos develop at very different speeds, and therefore, that experiment would not be valid to check what they intended.

      Something that journalist and society in general should realize is that in science everything is theorically proposed, even though the unethical aspects are not done, because they help to build models to discern what would be ethical and what not in science.

      Besides, due to the fear to stem cell research, is logical that such bizarres thoughts are done in private, where they can not be inflated, partially made public, manipulated adn given an importance which they do not have

    10. Re:I'm horrified... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      why the hell was this modded down? it should be modded UP not down. This post is informative.

  20. Have a heart by Comrade+Pikachu · · Score: 3, Funny

    The next time you visit Disney World, don't pick on the guy in the costume. See what he has to endure?

    1. Re:Have a heart by sjsoko · · Score: 1

      ....there's a guy in that costume?

  21. RTFA by Marijuana+al-Shehi · · Score: 1

    This is quite different, as you may have gathered had you read the (fucking)article. Point:

    In one test that they discussed, human embryonic stem cells would be injected into an early mouse embryo when it was still a small ball of cells called the blastocyst. Scientists would then see whether the human stem cells showed up in all the mouse's tissues. That ability, known as pluripotentiality, is the hallmark of a true embryonic stem cell.
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  22. Mental images by antoinjapan · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read the headline I imagined someones arm tapering off into a abomination of electronics for the sole purpose of manipulation GUIs.

  23. sounds like another way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there trying to intergrate personality with computers? oh wait...

    different mouse- ooops

  24. So potentially, by sawilson · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this research continues, it might only take
    1000 genetically altered monkees 10 years to create
    the collective works of shakespeare. You probably
    wouldn't have to lock them in a room either. They'd
    of course be superior and have 3 asses.

    1. Re:So potentially, by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      "They'd of course be superior and have 3 asses."

      Three? Between the 1000 of them?

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    2. Re:So potentially, by jdiggans · · Score: 1

      FIVE asses. Not three. Monkeys with only three asses are genetically inferior.

      (if you don't watch South Park don't bother modding)
      -j

    3. Re:So potentially, by crash570d · · Score: 1

      it might only take 1000 genetically altered monkees

      Davy Jones with gills... there's a frightening thought.

    4. Re:So potentially, by scotay · · Score: 1

      "It was the Best of times, It was the Blurst of times"

      You stupid genetically altered monkey!

    5. Re:So potentially, by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Yes, three. The mouse chief and two deputies.

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    6. Re:So potentially, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try four.

      Nngh!

    7. Re:So potentially, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you to say who should be modding? I don't think it is your place to say who can and can't mod your post. Perhaps you should not post in a public forum if you want to limit the abilities of people who have been designated to be moderators.

    8. Re:So potentially, by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Are these the same 1000 genetically altered monkeys that just generated my page on /. ?

  25. Mickey Mo---human! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    I want one!

    I'll name him Mickey out of spite of Disney.

    But instead of Pluto, I will give him a four-assed monkey for a pet, as an homage to South Park.

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    1. Re:Mickey Mo---human! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      " But instead of Pluto, I will give him a four-assed monkey for a pet, as an homage to South Park."

      *sighs*

      When will humankind ever learn and stick to its simple, one-ass schematics?

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  26. So, uh... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    ...when can I get a catgirl? @_@

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    1. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hells Yea!

      =^_^=

    2. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, would this be a cross between a pussy and a cunt?

    3. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hope they won't be researched at the same labratory.

      Hmm.

      Unless they have video cameras there.

      Heh heh heh.

  27. Hardware vs. software by ites · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To understand the true impact of genetic research, look at it like this: today we still see life as hardware, something that has physical shape. We are rapidly approaching the state where we will see life as software, something to be programmed and copied infinitely cheaply.
    Human-mouse hybrids? So what. Within a generation you will be able to design any lifeform you can imagine on your computer screen, and 'print' it into a virgin cell that will grow into your animal or plant.
    It is an inevitable progression. DNA is a digital code, and it is just a matter of horsepower to crack and then manipulate it.

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    1. Re:Hardware vs. software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not as simple as that I'm afraid.
      Humans have approximately 30,000 genes which make 100,000 proteins. We have to understand more than the DNA to do this, there needs to be more research into all the mechanism involved. Or in terms that the reader is more likely to understand, the DNA is the source however the compiler our cells use has a whole heap of interesting switches that we don't understand.

    2. Re:Hardware vs. software by ites · · Score: 2

      Nothing is ever simple, but complexity is not a barrier by itself.
      In other words, any solvable problem, no matter how complex, will be solved.
      Is digital life solvable? That is the question.
      If the answer is 'yes' (and all signs are that this it is) then it is inevitable that we will eventually make it as common-place as all the other 'magical' technologies that we use today.

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    3. Re:Hardware vs. software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      DNA is a digital code
      No, DNA has nothing in common with computer code at all, really. Only in the simplified "lies-to-children" analogy does there look like there's a similarity.
    4. Re:Hardware vs. software by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      While interesting what about the impact on morality and sprituality? There are many people that have or will have problems with this 'software' approach to life. There must be a chance for discourse and education to occur alongside brute horsepower or it will never occur.

    5. Re:Hardware vs. software by Destoo · · Score: 1

      For that affirmation to be true, technology and knowledge has to go "forward".

      Unfortunately, that is not always true. See: Dark Ages, Library of alexandria.

      Exponential progress has to stop somewhere.
      Nature does not like infinite things. (jealous?)

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    6. Re:Hardware vs. software by jkrausyao · · Score: 1

      The impact on morality and spirtuality is that they will adjust to reality.

      In reality, since mice and humans share a common ancestor we already in effect have mouse genes and mice have human genes.

      While many people may not believe this, the use of this technology should be convincing to most of them. This is similar to what happened with astronomy. A few people knew that the earth orbited the sun but spacecraft convinced most of those that didn't believe. And now only the lunatics still believe in a flat earth.

      The same will happen with biology and only the lunatic fringe will deny evolution and that all life is related and shares a common ancestor. This technology of borrowing genes is evidence that human and mice share a common ancestor.

    7. Re:Hardware vs. software by ites · · Score: 2

      Nature has no say in the matter.
      Humans exploit the cognitive niche
      and this means that we push forward.
      There is no inevitability in our progress
      nor even in our presence, but short-term
      predictions are quite safe: present a problem,
      and if it is solvable, someone will solve it.
      Is there any proof that life is not digital?

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    8. Re:Hardware vs. software by saider · · Score: 1

      Nitpick:

      Actually, isnt DNA base-4? Not 1,0 but G,A,C,T. It is a discrete system, but not digital. However base-4 to base-2 conversions should be a snap.

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    9. Re:Hardware vs. software by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      I think that you underestimate the stubborness and traditions of the majority of the world's population. People still kill each other over religios upbringing. As a matter of fact, there are places in the world that would consider such comments as grounds for execution.

      Believe me, I understand your reasoning. There are many many people out there that do not.

    10. Re:Hardware vs. software by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      You havn't seen my code ;-?

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    11. Re:Hardware vs. software by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

      Is there any proof that life is not digital?

      Lack of an analog->digital converter?

      We're going to blow this one... big time. We can't even introduce foreign species into an environment without screwing it up. Not to mention a foreign lifeform!

      Doctor's don't even know why many people die, why people give birth exactly when they do, why why why.. and it goes on.

      We are not even close to understanding everything that makes humans tick. It could very well be more than a physical system; we don't know that it's not. I'm sure many would deny the possibilities.

    12. Re:Hardware vs. software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are criticizing the poster for not having the analogy exactly right. However, the basis idea is true, and scary. Tomorrow's hackers will be able to sit in the basement and create real viruses, nice things like an AIDS/Smallpox/Plague hybrid or a cute flying pink mouse with big golden eyes that whispers lullabies - and the aforementioned hydrid virus -- into the ears of sleeping children.

      I love technology and depise the regessivist luddites who want to hold back progress. However, if this type of technology is not controlled we will all be dead. This might be the reason no radio signals have been detected from space.

    13. Re:Hardware vs. software by HiThere · · Score: 2

      I think that you underestimate the intractability of the problem. Certain design modifications will be doable in that way, but only the simpler ones. You would probably be able to do that to create a human with chloroplasts instead of melanocytes coloring their skin. That's what I mean by a simple change. You probably wouldn't be able to design a brontosarus, though a commercial lab might be able to. That's what I consider intermediate difficulty. I doubt that you would be able to design and implement a likely intelligent descendant of a trilobite, but a lab might. That's more difficult.

      And designing a plant to grow on the moon is probably not a practical activity, even though it probably exists somewhere in the design-space.

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    14. Re:Hardware vs. software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great!

      So money will grow on trees!

    15. Re:Hardware vs. software by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Not true at all, reliable science applies truth tables to problems, when you fill in all the blanks and have accurate truth tables you now understand that problem. Call it oversimplification it's still nonetheless accurate. Like everything else in life it's solvable mathmatically and thus the puzzle can be solved with a turing machine.

  28. Behold! by Eidolon909 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mephisto: Look at my lastest creation.. a 5-assed Mouse!

    Kids: So?

    Mephisto: Those are HUMAN asses!

    Kids: Ooooh!

  29. So what do Goth losers call X-mas then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offense, just asking...

    1. Re:So what do Goth losers call X-mas then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      usually they call it 'X-mas'

    2. Re:So what do Goth losers call X-mas then? by liquidvapour · · Score: 1

      They call it: "the pagan festival of mid-winter that christain losers adopted in an attempt to get the newly converted pagans into church when they would otherwise be having an orgy of a party fuled by mistletoe wine." or bolloks

      No offense...

  30. The Secret of NIMH by randomErr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don Bluth is so pround now.

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  31. What about mutations? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    Beyond the moral implications of such a hybrid there is the very real question of what happens if in the process a hybrid strain of super bacteria/virii are created? I understand the excitement and the potential here. I just hope they are taking the necassary precautions.

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  32. Can't resist... by TeknoHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Human-Mouse hybrid sounds like a great advance in the computer interface design. At least it would remove one bottleneck. Soon we'll outquake even Dustpuppy (he uses a separate mouse).

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  33. I am sure I am not the only one bothered by this.. by GeckoFood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of research always frightens the snot out of me. Without trying to sound like a holier-than-thou type, I can't help but think that this type of science is dabbling a little beyond the realm of what we should be working on.

    On the bright side, I would suspect that such organisms don't live long enough to make a whole lot of difference. Some odd hybrid creature created through such means would be bound to have some hideous problems.

    Maybe there is some benefit to this type of research, where we will get better medicines, or a better understanding of how our own body is put together. That said, I disagree with the method.

    Flame away.

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  34. Fritz Hollings? by stardeep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that how they made Fritz Hollings? By crossing a politician with Mickey Mouse?

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    1. Re:Fritz Hollings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he is just a puppet with a mouse up his a**

    2. Re:Fritz Hollings? by dupper · · Score: 1

      You're working under the assumption that politicians are Human.

  35. No Registration by DarkZero · · Score: 2

    No registration required, courtesy of Google and the New York Times

    Why aren't the articles just posted like this to begin with? It's something that NYT themselves set up.

    1. Re:No Registration by krnlpanic · · Score: 1

      It looks as though /. needs to pony up and become partners with nytimes. ;-)

    2. Re:No Registration by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      They already did, didn't you know ;-)

      &partner=SLASHDOT

      and so did you!!!

      &partner=krnlpanic

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  36. Human Experimentation by Dios · · Score: 2

    I know plenty of people I'd be willing to offer to experimentation. Anyone know where I can sign them up?

  37. babelfish by nmg196 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't understand. Is there an English copy?

    I shoved that into babelfish but it didn't come up with anything - no matter what language I selected...

  38. Next up... by StaticLib · · Score: 1

    ...a monkey with 4 asses.

  39. The implications of this are ofcourse ... by ascii · · Score: 1

    ... nothing new to the Toucan Kid.

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  40. Sure, we should let the public decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same public that is currently out in their shed, drinking beer and designing their 10 foot long mouse trap.

  41. Still unreleased ... by supergiovane · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... and already supported by Linux kernel!
    Just compile Human Interface Device support as a module.

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  42. I guess... by Manos+Batsis · · Score: 1

    ... the "Teenage Mutand Ninja Turtles" script author was seeing into the future. This sci-fi turning into reality is getting annoying latelly.

    Oh well. Time for pizza.

  43. Ahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the power of cheese.
    those commercials would be alot better with talking mice.
    I say go for it, we always need more commercials.

  44. VT:LTKV by IPFreely · · Score: 2
    Larry: "Did you understand any of that?"

    Junior: "Not A Word."

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      You rock!

  45. Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Gary+Franczyk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why are they having ethical problems with it? It is already being done in a smaller scale all the time. If I understand it correctly, in order to create recombinant monoclonal antibody drugs like Remicade, they place human antibody genes into a bacteria and have the the bacteria pump out antibodies.

    People complain and say that scientists should not make half-animal-half-man creatures and mix creatures. Just because it doesn't LOOK like some sort of chimera doesn't make it NOT a chimera.

    Isn't antibody engineering and this the same thing?

    1. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by IncarnationTwo · · Score: 1

      Yes, and we must not forget that there are different ethical systems. Some say it is wrong, not to abuse power that you have gotten, others say it is not right to let people (or animals) suffer.

      Nowadays these things about ethics and morale are often forgotten, as media seems to be intrested only of ethical system it creates. The ethics and beliefs of massconsciousness of the media blinded people.

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    2. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was thinking the same thing, but reading the article I see the submitter incorrectly described what they're doing -- they're making a chimera of human stem cells and mouse blastocysts. If not quite a half-mouse, half-human it's far closer to it than a recombinant organism with a gene or two from a different species.

    3. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this really is different. The idea is to put human stem cells (each with a full set of human DNA) into a mouse embryo.

      What you are describing is putting a portion of human DNA into a cell from another creature.

    4. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by G-funk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ethical problems don't exist... It's a made up thing, a simple case of "I believe this, so I will force it upon you".

      That aside, we will have a problem as the line between human and animal blurs... Should we raise all animals to the level of humans wrt the rights they have? Probably not a good idea. I think we need to ignore the preachers, the churches, the "won't somebody think of the children" pretenders pushing for their own power, and set a strict definition of what defines a living, breathing, human being, and what is a clumb of cells related to, or with the potential to someday be a human being... I believe it's right for experiments to be done on month old foetuses, but I don't think it's right to do the same thing on one that could live if born prematurely....

      perhaps I'm rambling and incoherent, I was just trying to raise a couple of points.

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    5. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by postman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First a minor nitpick - Remicade (and Enbrel and EPO etc) are actually made in mammalian cells. Chinese Hamster Ovary cells to be precise.
      Second, I would submit that an even more striking example of the principle your presenting is the "Abgenix" mouse, a mouse whose IgG genes have been replaced by human genes so that the immunoglobulins it produces are clearly human. Also, type "human mouse hybrid" into Google and learn about murine cells with entire human chromosomes used to study telomerase
      I guess the argument here is one of degree - many more human genes will be present in the hybrids described here. Also, they will be self-sustaining organisms in a way that cell lines really aren't. But on the whole I agree with you, this is just another step in a journey already begun.

    6. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ethical problems don't exist... It's a made up thing, a simple case of "I believe this, so I will force it upon you".

      That aside, we will have a problem as the line between human and animal blurs... Should we raise all animals to the level of humans wrt the rights they have?

      Rights don't exist... It's a made up thing, a simple case of "I believe this, so I will force it upon you".

    7. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethical problems don't exist... It's a made up thing, a simple case of "I believe this, so I will force it upon you".

      Is killing another human ethical?

      I'm sorry that it's illegal to kill people... too bad you can't just do whatever you want even if it hurts other.

      Moron.

    8. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Gary+Franczyk · · Score: 2

      I believe it's right for experiments to be done on month old foetuses, but I don't think it's right to do the same thing on one that could live if born prematurely....

      What about doing medical experiments on your arm or groin? Neither could live if removed from your body. Neither your arm or groin are ever consulted and never have the chance to say anything about it. :-)

    9. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by scientistguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      in truth, several similar things are done, but not approaching this scale, and not anything that would have the possibility (albeit remote) of creating offspring with cells that are entirely human.

      Examples ...

      (1) hybrids between murine (or other rodent species) and human cells. these experiments are typically done to map genetic factors unique to one organism or assay the recessive of dominant phenotypic nature of a gene factor. In long term culture, these are unstable. Mouse and human cells have different numbers of chromosomes which are duplicated at different speeds and move toward productive mitosis (somatic cell division) at different rates. The human chromosomes lag behind in the divisions and are eventually lost over time.

      (2) immunologically crippled mice grafted with parts of the human immune system to study human immune function in an 'animal model'. These mice usually bearing the SCID or RAG genetic defect don't have an adaptive response/capability to recognize foreign cells as non-self. One popular model is the SCID-hu model in which mice typically are typically injected in their kidneys with human thymus, liver, and/or lymph node tissue in a capsule. There is partial immune reconstitution in these animals by the human immune system cells and they can be used in pathogen challenge or other studies. Obviously, potential progeny offspring would not genetically inherit human cells as a chimeric organism.

      (3) Human genes can be introduced into mice as transgenes or by 'knock-ins' also more properly known as gene replacements. This is done to study human gene function in an animal context often looking at the cancer causing or cancer suppressing potential of genes of interest, the developmental role of particular genes, the immunological effect of genes, and more. These changes are very often heritable and there are many genetically altered mice currently available carrying numerous different human gene products

      None of the examples above are on the scale of what is being considered in creating hybrid blastocysts between mouse and human. These are obviously most likely to be viable, but a concern I have is what happens when an enterprising individual takes it to the next level and successfully does the experiment using monkey (example was Rhesus) blastocysts ...what if human neurologic tissue is grafted into this chimeric organism? This type of research should not be taken out to an island run by a Dr. Moreau but really needs to carefully considered before our science moves faster than our ability to comprehend what we have created.

    10. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      I completely agree about the killing thing, well said. Now to the parent post: to ignore someone's opinion (preachers in this case) is dictator-like and ignorant. Just because you obviously don't believe that preachers have anything good to say doesn't mean they're wrong. You say preachers are just on a power trip...that shows what you know about churches (I don't however doubt there are some that are on power trips but you made a rash generalization). I'm going to assume based off of your post that you're an evolutionist. What if I told you that I'm not at all (macroevolution that is) and I believe I can easily disprove it? Therefore I believe in a deity that created this world. Therefore using a fetus for experimentation, etc...is immoral. Am I all of a sudden on a power trip? I think not, it's just my beliefs. Watch some Star Trek...even as an evolutionist you could learn a lot from that show about life.

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    11. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Suidae · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ethical problems don't exist... It's a made up thing

      So likewise, 'laws do not exist... They are a made up thing'?

      Ethical problems do exist, but they are personal in nature. Societies choose which ethical concerns they collectively believe ought be enforced across the society. Generally such things are called laws.

      we will have a problem as the line between human and animal blurs

      There is no such line. Humans are and have always been animals. Its just that most humans believe that they are somehow 'more' than other animals (and most also believe that they are more than other humans too). The truth is that we are simply different.

      Should we raise all animals to the level of humans wrt the rights they have?

      That is precisely what many people assert. Such a move would obviously require that the entire population either go vegan or engineer and accept meat animals without even basic intelligence (I suspect this would be a great thing for food producers; all the meat and none of the behavour problems of 'real' animals).

      Many people consider that beings that suffer (and that we can reasonably identify as suffering) ought not be caused, through our actions, to suffer.

      From this point of view, early term abortion is pefectly ok, because the aborted material has not yet evolved to the point at which it is able to suffer.

      I tend to agree with this viewpoint, to an extent. I don't think that the suffering of the mice outweighs the value of the research done with them. I'd prefer that they not be harmed, but at the moment it seems necessary. I would not take this position with animals with significantly more cognative power, such as apes.

    12. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by raistlinjones · · Score: 0

      An amoralist would say, no, it is not that case that killing another human is ethical. They would say that ethics is just a human creation. That there is no inherent right or wrongness to an action.

      Does that mean the amoralist would go out and kill someone? Of course not - there are other reason than "IT IS MY DUTY TO NOT KILL" for not killing people. For instance, feelings of compassion, laws against that sort of thing, and so on.

    13. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by maraist · · Score: 2

      Ethical problems don't exist... It's a made up thing, a simple case of "I believe this, so I will force it upon you".

      Only if you're a firm believer in chaos. While I'm not a sociologist, it seems to me that laws are enforcements of local social norms.

      Obviously we don't put you in jail for masterbating (well, in private at least), yet that can be argued as mass genocide (an entire potential sub-race). On the other end, we tend to get upset when a 1 year old is tortured to death.

      The gray line in between can only be drawn by such social norms. The only thing I know for sure is that ANY such lines should not be uniform. Different regions of the world are composed of different biases, and thus would give you different stopping points of acceptability. So long as we don't have a single common law for such limits, then I think the world will be fine.

      The grand unification (aka federalism / globalization) stands to get in the way.

      Part of the obvious problem here is the bias to-wards a soul. Some believe the Soul is introduced at conception, while others at first sign of activity. Most of us probably treat a baby like a chicken-McNugget; We eat the McNugget so long as we don't recognize the dead cow in its shape/smell/color. We're happily ignorant of the horrible life-style of said cow. Taking the life of something that doesn't "feel" human is easier to avoid guilt/shame. Of course, still others don't believe in a soul, so the problem becomes a practical one.

      In any case, the "Ethics" do in fact exist, but in a subjective form. This doesn't diminish their importance in decision making.

      Personally I believe all living cells share the same life-force; whatever that might consist of (be-it an elaborate bio-electronic circuit, or some netherworld spirituality). It's merely human bias that places human life over that of a mouse (a bias that's justifiable, since other higher sentient forms will also sympathize/defend their own). A human cell in a mouse's body is still a human cell, and still alive. Human DNA in another being's body isn't much different. The trick; I think, is that when you have a sentient being, then you remove it's sentience, then it will experience death (loss of sentience). To what-ever degree we can determine that threshold, I would feel would draws the line of morality. Otherwise, the individual cells that make up a pre-child are nothing more than worker cells; such as blood-cells, hair follicles, etc. While their life is precious, they have little value atop that of saving the lives of thousands though brute-force disease research.

      There are those that feel that stem-cell research and aborted fetus based research will encourage abortion-for-profit. Thus, even if the subjective matter of non-potential-life tissue isn't strong enough, they'll claim secondary immoralities. My response is that regulation can easily be applied to restrict such actions. Social norms will undoubtedly prevent mass-human synthesis (at least for the time being). Even if the future holds some perverse sub-human programs, I'm sure that our child-like incompetence of the intricate workings biology will facilitate normalizing natural disasters (such as the synthesis of new diseases, or any other sci-fi outcome).

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    14. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by aWalrus · · Score: 2

      I'd guess that the point when you can't distinguish an artificial/alternate intelligence from a human one, that pretty much classifies as human, regardless of it being electronic, biological or otherwise, and should be granted the same rights as humans. This is a fine line to cross. If we start determining what classifies as human being based on anthropomorphism / genetical constitution or other factors we'll end up with justified, legal racism and apartheid. I don't care much about tissue. Let scientists do what they want to a bunch of cells. But if they come up with something intelligent, that something should have the right to be regarded as a someone
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    15. Re:Ethical Problems? They already do it. by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      If my arm or groin was removed in an accident, I don't think I'd have any problems donating them to science, providing they couldn't be sewn back on...

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  46. Obligatory Monty Python Reference by JPZ · · Score: 2


    "Yes. The Mouse Problem. This week 'The World Around Us' looks at the growing social phenomenon of Mice and Men. What makes a man want to be a mouse."

    JPZ

  47. Mice? We should use Iraqis instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Cuz they're jealous of our freedoms! They wanna take down our flags--That's Unamerican! Jesus is pissed off!

    --Typical redneck (American) poster

  48. HPD ? by _Spirit · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    So we will have human pointer devices soon ? I wonder if they will be optical and/or cordless....

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  49. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

    What happens when those hideous problems make the small leap from mouse genetics to human genetics and wipe out the world? Isn't science great?

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  50. Time to... by Omkar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Build a better mousetrap! Seriously, we shouldn't be dabbling in this stuff until we truly understand what's going on (as much as we can before experimenting). Are the conveniences/insights worth the risks?

    1. Re:Time to... by babbage · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That is completely not how science works. You don't understand anything until you can come up with an idea -- preliminary understanding, a hypothesis -- and then *come up with an experiment*. If you're lucky, the experiment will affirm your hypothesis; if you're not then results will be inconclusive (& you need to do a better experiment) or you're just proven wrong.

      In any event, the key piece is constant experimentation, not just mental noodling. That stuff has to suffice for some kinds of physics & astronomy research, where the experiments can be difficult or impossible to do, but biology is so, well, wild & woolly, that the only way forward is to constantly test your ideas by experimentation.

  51. Re:Already happens all the time... what's the news by homemademissiles · · Score: 1

    I 'transplated' a crash-helmet onto my cat using a length of elastic and half a tennis ball...

  52. Paging Mr. Steinbeck.... by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    This is exactly what John Steinbeck predicted in "Of Mice and Men". I, for one, welcome our cheese-loving overlords.

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  53. Albert Einstein would not approve... by mkweise · · Score: 1

    ...of the use of his likeness in conjunction with this sort of perversity.

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  54. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Manos+Batsis · · Score: 1

    Yes, it frightening; any human invention can be used for either good or bad, but 99% of the time humans proove they are unprepared for their own workings.

    IMHO, we lost control of everything when commercialization of research took over as the motive.

    Research should be guided (regulated?) by the public but applying this (if ever possible) seems impossible. Please don't flame about regulate, I think people should have an opinion and vote when their quality of life is at stake.

    Manos

  55. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) by dagg · · Score: 1
    Could a human egg actually be fertilized by a human sperm outside of a human body? I understand that it could be forced to work under lab conditions (with really small tweezers... :-)), but could it happen naturally inside of a mouse? I'm not sure the human sperm would know what to do inside of a female mouse.
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  56. It's Funny. Laugh. by Tottori · · Score: 1
    Unless using blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice, there would most likely be a recognition of non-self by murine immune cells not educated ...
    This is disturbingly reminiscent of an article on bridge I wrote 8 years ago.
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  57. It's been done before by esanbock · · Score: 1

    Remember Mighty Mouse?
    http://www.toonopedia.com/mightym.htm

    I think he was prosecuted by Mickey Mouse under the DMCA.

  58. What are they trying to do?!? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    Create a real-live Mickey Mouse?

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  59. Actually its the same damn thing idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true slashbot. Why not go to school and learn something. Ask yourself how you could get the info to make a ear into the back area. Yes, you go to the blastocyst and you have to hit the cells before they become determined.

    so... to you i say... GGAFE... (go get a f'ing education)

  60. It's the means by October_30th · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is dabbling a little beyond the realm of what we should be working on.

    The real question is whether our methods are sound or unsound -- not whether we should be there or not.

    There are no realms of human knowledge where we should not be working. Who can make such a determination in the first place? The ways to get there, on the other hand, should be considered carefully but on a strictly secular level.

    It's unfortunate that in the zeal to categorically ban all human cloning George Bush's administration has been unable to make this distinction.

    The quest for knowledge must not be hindered by emotional, baseless "forbidden realms of knowledge" kind of arguments. If we allow that, the renessaince and enlightenment have been in vain and we're back in the dark ages burning witches.

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    1. Re:It's the means by taxman_10m · · Score: 2

      If we don't make human-mouse hybrids that means we are back in the dark ages burning witches? Yeh, chastise the Bush admin about emotional and baseless arguments some more.

    2. Re:It's the means by October_30th · · Score: 1
      If we don't make human-mouse hybrids that means we are back in the dark ages burning witches?

      If we don't make human-mouse hybrids because of an untenable idea that no human cells can be used in research because they are somehow special then, yes, that's dark-age-witch-burning-earth-centric mentality.

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  61. Don't worry, mice aren't animals. by jonbrewer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nor are birds. At least according to the US government. They excluded from protection under animal welfare laws, and thus should not be worried about, eh?

    The actual exclusion is set down in 9 CFR part 1, and reads as follows:

    "Animal means any live or dead dog, cat, nonhuman primate, guinea pig, hamster, rabbit, or any other warmblooded animal, which is being
    used, or is intended for use for research, teaching, testing, experimentation, or exhibition purposes, or as a pet. This term excludes: Birds, rats of the genus Rattus and mice of the genus Mus bred for use in research, and horses not used for research purposes and other farm animals..."

  62. So... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    When do you all think the Religious Right will get their hands on this story and knock it down, claiming that "it's morally wrong to toy with God's creations?"

    They're lucky they got as far as they did with stem cell research. Creating hybrids, now, that's a whole other matter...

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything good came out of the recent elections is that GWB is now much less dependent on the religious right lunatics in his party.

  63. Human spareparts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before we accept the fact that everybody needs a sparepart human being growing in their garage, we will use geneticly modified pigs to get our spareparts, finally also spare bodies. This will lead to a situation where all the old-timers start looking more and more like pigs (or orcs or whatever). This is when esthetics take over the ethics, and an increasing amount of human genes are put into the pig. Finally, all the pig genes are replaced, and we are growing spare humans for spareparts.

  64. Experimental System has Value by airuck · · Score: 1

    The really interesting thing here is the ability to study a human stem cell in the context of an experimental organism. Working in mice offers huge advantages: the mouse genome has been sequenced, gene expression systems for every mouse gene will be available within a year, there are already a large number of inbred and engineered strains, and there is a large body of literature around mouse embryology itself.

    A system like this can will allow for significant insight into human biology.

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  65. correction? by lovebyte · · Score: 1

    One of these techniques involves the introduction of genetically altered mouse embryonic stem (ES) cells (e.g. with genes 'knocked-out' or replaced) into a developing mouse blactocyst to create progeny hybrid organisms.
    Isn't that suppose to be HUMAN embryonic stem cells and not mouse?

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  66. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
    I understand that it could be forced to work under lab conditions (with really small tweezers... :-)), but could it happen naturally inside of a mouse? I'm not sure the human sperm would know what to do inside of a female mouse.

    For organisms with such tiny heads, spermatazoa are pretty good at what they do. They swim, and swim, and swim, and swim--until they die, or smack into an ovum. They'd probably have a better shot inside a mouse uterus than a human one, just because there's a smaller volume to traverse while hunting for an egg. (Granted, mice deliver less ejaculate than humans.)

    And yes, 'really small tweezers' is actually pretty close to the technique currently used for in vitro fertilization.

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  67. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) by YanceyAI · · Score: 1

    Theoretically, the fetus could be incubated just fine until the size of the fetus killed the mouse or until the blood supply from the placenta was insufficient. Both of those limitations would happen pretty quickly, terminating the pregnancy. Still the thought of an aborted human fetus from a rodent mother is absolutely chilling.

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  68. Pinky, are you thinking what I am thinking? by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to get a pair of leather pants that will fit a camel?

  69. Translation to a StarTrek Script... by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    We took a mouse and [tech], then we [tech] while seeing if the combination was viable. If the subject survives the [tech], we then breed them and see whether they are [tech] or [more tech]. If they are not sterile, we then see if they [tech]...

    Lotsa Big Woids...

    Oi!

  70. Planet of the mice?? by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2

    Get your damn dirty paws off of me you filthy mouse!

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  71. hybrid? by SlamMan · · Score: 2

    Scerw that. Let me know when a human-trackball hybrid is available, and I'll be there.

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  72. Asimov already addressed this. by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We can experiment on it (treat it as property) until it asks us to stop.

    -Peter

    1. Re:Asimov already addressed this. by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They already are, we just don't speak mouse-ese. What, you were expecting the mouse to pipe up in English and bust out with "I say old bean, could you please not stick that scalpel up my ass?"

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  73. Human/Mouse hybrids, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool....
    So long as its one of those fancy wireless optical ones that would make you glow red when you move! ...And a wheel to make browsing in shops a doddle.
    Not only that, it would make cleaning your balls a thing of the past!
    I can't wait

  74. Isn't this what Walt Disney was upto... by putch · · Score: 0

    with that whole mickey thing?

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  75. just imagine Prof. Frink following that with.. by jx100 · · Score: 1

    GLAYVIN!!!!!

  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  77. Are you a man or a mouse? by mrycar · · Score: 1

    In the future how will these entities answer this question?

    Mouse?
    Man?
    Moun?
    Mause?

    Meep?

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    1. Re:Are you a man or a mouse? by falzer · · Score: 1

      How about a humouse?

  78. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) by jx100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    somehow I'm reminded of that scene in FOTR when Gandalf goes inside that hobbit hole...

  79. Everytime I ejaculate, I shed more human cells by goombah99 · · Score: 2
    Nothing sacred about human cells. an abrasion, a cut (bllod cells), or even take a showere or pick your node and you lose cells. Jesus, you cant even ejacualate without losing cells, and ALL of those cells , except maybe one lucky one, die.

    I mean the whole idea of giving blood is to give cells. Either for another human to use, or to have those cells used for sume prupose--drug making--and then deliberately killed--i.e. sterilized defore being thrown away. Nothing immoral here.

    It's human life that is precious, Not my little finger or some other unviable bit of flesh.

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    1. Re:Everytime I ejaculate, I shed more human cells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure most of slashdotter's sperm cells DO end up dying, no lucky ones.

    2. Re:Everytime I ejaculate, I shed more human cells by timeOday · · Score: 2
      It's human life that is precious, Not my little finger or some other unviable bit of flesh.
      Oh, excellent! My lucky rabbit's foot is getting a little grungy . How much for the finger?
  80. Mickey Mouse!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this mean what we can create Mickey Mouse for real !! what about Donald and Goofy ?!

  81. Implications discussed some 60 years ago by abbadingo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The social implications have been treated some 60 ago by Cordwainer Smith (alias Charles Linebarger). I have found, he has a web site now: http://www.cordwainer-smith.com/
    After these technique is as common as taking pills there is no sharply outline border between men and animals any more... Quite a different world...

  82. obvious... by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    if 95% of the given comments get rated "+1 funny", or more indirect "-1 smartass", there are two possibilities:

    a) the article is of comical nature and no serious discussion is expected anyway

    b) the article is overly scientific in its expressions (!!!)

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  83. You're all looking at this the wrong way. by Spunk · · Score: 2

    I, for one, welcome our new human-mouse hybrid overlords.

  84. You can't experiment on Stewart Little!!! by Pitr · · Score: 1

    Sorry, couldn't resist...

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  85. Alien 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scenes and images from "Alien 4" start floating in my mind when I read this. I think even the idea of this combo is kinda sick...

  86. Someone say.. MANICORE by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Gee..
    talk about science copying science fiction.
    Remember the sci-fi show DarkAngel?
    She was a Human/Cat Hybrid.

    I'm strongly against this.
    We shouldn't play God here.
    We would probably create monsters.
    We are allready spicing human genes into pigs so they can grow human organs.
    And these pigs show higher intellegence.
    It's not right.

    1. Re:Someone say.. MANICORE by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      We are allready spicing human genes into pigs so they can grow human organs.

      Sounds fair enough. We've been spicing pigs to make sausage for quite some time.....

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  87. Star Trek galore by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2

    That post has to be the heaviest concentration of technobabble I've seen or heard in a very long time. :-)

    (even if the terms relate to biotech instead of warp drives...)

  88. I'm ready for it! by kevcol · · Score: 2

    There's this labyrinth near where I live and I keep getting lost: my friends laugh and think I am dull as a post! If I was only lucky enough to have some hybrid mouse DNA within me, I'd find that cheese in nothing flat!

  89. Which brings up the obvious question.... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    If you had some of these cells implanted, how would you answer the question, "Are you a man or a mouse?"?

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  90. W00T! Sherry the mouse here we come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I particularily like how she would weild a full halberd in Ultima 6 just like a normal human!

  91. Re:Mice? We should use Iraqis instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have human/swine hybrids. I believe they have a tendancy to live under bridges. They are lovingly called "trolls."

  92. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think some scientists have watched too many Tom and Jerry cartoons.

  93. But, this already exists!!! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    Lawyers are already human-rat hybrids!!!

  94. Furries by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh god, don't let the furries hear about this, they'll be jumnping at the chance to turn themselves into hybrid wolf/skunk/mouse/cat people!
    .....frikkin' furries........

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    1. Re:Furries by Raith · · Score: 1

      *Bounces about* I want Vixens!!!!! *bounces about some more* So where do I sign?

  95. Of Men And Mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    becomes "Of The Mouse Who Was Also A Man"

  96. If they ain't votin' they ain't human - Wes Borg by crovira · · Score: 2

    This ethical debate is ridiculous since we don't seem to mind killin' em after they're born.

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  97. Sounds like a book I read once... by hexfortyfive · · Score: 0

    "Island of Doctor Moreau" by H.G. Wells was a great book. Animal-human hybrids being created and experimented on. Good stuff.

  98. Didn't they see "Tank Girl"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the rat boy mutants were likeable once you got to know them, it was a MOVIE. In real life, a hot chick would never make out with rat boy, and he'd just be a sad, lonely creature.

  99. obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    simpsons quote...
    Homer: Lisa, my little princess. And who can forget dear ratboy.
    Marge: Bart! Stop gnawing on the drywall.

  100. The reference... by nherc · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe the reference in the news blurb is to "The Island Of Doctor Moreau" by HG Wells. :)

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    1. Re:The reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, that's just the movie book for this film.

    2. Re:The reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was more in reference to jurassic park, but I guess I could be wrong (like usual)........

  101. When I get my mouse genes... by corporal_clegg · · Score: 1


    I will either have the ultimate satisfaction of

    (1) finally being happy with wandering around my cube farm at work
    or
    (2) joining the other white lab mice on their team to program the Earth supercomputer

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  102. TMNT by iiioxx · · Score: 2

    Okay, so how far off are we from actually creating Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something... Today, intelligent mice. Tomorrow, a giant turtle with nunchucks. The future's so bright, I got to wear shades.

  103. Re:Behold pigeon-rat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So here is Bart, tied up in the attic.

    Hugo: I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane... once I
    sew us back together.
    Bart: But you'll kill both of us.
    Hugo: No, it's easy. Look, I've been practicing: I made a pigeon-rat.
    [said pigeon-rat flies into a wall, falls back, and tries to
    enter a mouse hole]

  104. Too bad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Logitech has the trademark on the Mouseman name. Too bad, could have been a lame superhero comic. ;)

  105. I want human-human hybreds by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

    Specifically me with Tyra Banks. YUM!

  106. You know what they say about curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curiosity killed the cat, but great big mutant lizard men with huge fangs and incredible cunning killed the genetics researcher.

  107. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They've already crossed a human with a mouse. It's called Dick Gephardt.


    But in even more exciting news, they've managed to crossbreed rats and humans, and in mass quantity! The initiative is called the Bush Administration.

  108. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 1

    Actually, the womb has a magnetic field which guide the spematozoids towards ``goal'' (The spermatozoid itself is like a magnetic dipole).

    If the mechanism [for guiding spermatozoids] is different in mice (IMHO it isn't), maybe it won't work.

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  109. Burn a little Karma here by Tri0de · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And rant about all the weenies who are afraid of scientific progress.
    I hope they do this. AND cloning, AND every other scientific experiment that might be interesting.

    There is no such thing as bad knowledge, there is ONLY accurate or inaccurate DATA. ALL knowldege is good, ALL information should be propagated to every last human being on the planet. Holding back from knowledge, or any potential knowldege out of "fear" Religon" "National Security" or any other such quasi Pandorian bullshit is -to me anyway- being a traitor to the whole human race. I hope that every self proclaimed "ethicist" will someday be seen as merely another inquisitor slowing the progress of humanity out of the dark ages.

    --
    "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
    1. Re:Burn a little Karma here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I think there may be some potential knowledge we're missing out on because of these damned ethicists! I've always been curious about the relative pain thresholds of men and women when inserting a red-hot metal spike up their asses. Hey, no limits, right?

  110. And then a miracle occurs. by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    ...the introduction of genetically altered mouse embryonic stem (ES) cells (e.g. with genes 'knocked-out' or replaced) into a developing mouse blactocyst...

    Introducing mouse into mouse... so why are we talking about human cells in mice?

  111. Silly me! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1, Troll

    (RAISES HAND) "EXCUSE ME! GOT A QUESTION OVER HERE!"

    I thought that the whole point of evolution was to move forward. Who are the Script Kiddies that are running with these ideas?

    Silly me. And here we are taking all of this technology to make an known inferior species for mankind... something that they know is automatically inferior. Something that is made of human genes and also occupies status in our dumpsters and basements.

    Great plan. Next stop? Parasites.

    Please people. Freaking brilliant. I personally vote for nematode-human hybrids, that'll be "kewl."

    1. Re:Silly me! by Isle · · Score: 2

      Oh, so you want to make superior beings that will consider you inferior and though you share some of the same genes only let you occupy status in their dumpsters and basements?

    2. Re:Silly me! by Suidae · · Score: 2

      I thought that the whole point of evolution was to move forward.

      Certainly not. The point of evolution is to ensure the propagation of the system. If the only route to that end is to reduce complexity, thats what will happen.

      Another way to look at it is to consider that evolution is simply the mutations that happened to survive. Life is what happens to self replicating systems that don't terminate.

  112. Am I the only one... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2

    ...wondering how good this human/mouse hybrid will be in Quake?

  113. I know of two islands... by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    There are a couple of islands where accidents due to escaped mice will be avoided because they'll be eaten by the dinosaurs.

  114. Evolution or God by SpitFU · · Score: 1

    Either way you look at it there are still some negative implications as well as positive possibilities to this research.

    If you look at it from the spiritual view, you'll argue that you shouldn't mess with God's plan and his formula. All God fearing persons believe that the human body is a temple that shouldn't be messed with. This in their minds would be considered messing with the temple. Hence, the negativity to such an experiement. I can't think of any positive side to this spiritually. Probably because there isn't any.

    As far as Mother Nature and Evolution, there is a reason why humans didn't evolve into Mice and vice versa if you believe in evolution. You believe in survival of the fittest, what happens if you start making other organisms more fit and strong, you start to unbalance the natural cycle of our earthly habitat. Pretty soon, as outlandish as it sounds, it not to far fetched to think that we'll have to include amendments in our constitution for civil rights for our pet dog Rover.

    The benefits of this type of research aren't really spelled out, because they haven't been discovered yet. One could hope that a cure for cancer could come from this, but as many years as we have been doing animal testing we still haven't come with a simple cure for the common cold.

    Nevertheless, scientists and religious leaders will always but heads on this subject for years to come.

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    reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to change tapes_BOFH
    1. Re:Evolution or God by szort · · Score: 1
      Either way you look at it there are still some negative implications as well as positive possibilities to this research.
      You obviously don't look at it from my point of view, which doesn't fall into the dichotomy you set up.
      I can't think of any positive side to this spiritually. Probably because there isn't any.
      I suppose that, for many religious people, there is no inherent (e.g., spiritual) value to alleviating human suffering. That's completely immoral, so forgive me if I don't care about their opinions.
      As far as Mother Nature and Evolution, there is a reason why humans didn't evolve into Mice and vice versa if you believe in evolution.
      The reasons you allude to are just facts - initial differences in genotype and persistent differences in selection pressures and niches occupied by the two species.
      Pretty soon, as outlandish as it sounds, it not to far fetched to think that we'll have to include amendments in our constitution for civil rights for our pet dog Rover.
      No. It is too far fetched. In fact, it doesn't even follow from what you just said. It's a complete non sequitur, and you are babbling.
      One could hope that a cure for cancer could come from this, but as many years as we have been doing animal testing we still haven't come with a simple cure for the common cold.
      The common cold isn't an easy problem to fix. But I can't expect you to know that any more than I can expect you to know that research using animals isn't the same as animal testing, or that it yields a continuous stream of new knowledge about biology, medicine, disease, drug abuse, hunger, and other topics that bear directly on human suffering. But you cross the line when you fail to distinguish your own ignorance from everyone else's.
    2. Re:Evolution or God by SpitFU · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't look at it from my point of view, which doesn't fall into the dichotomy you set up.

      Since, I didn't state my point of view and neither did you on this topic, your comment > /dev/null.

      The reasons you allude to are just facts - initial differences in genotype and persistent differences in selection pressures and niches occupied by the two species.

      With brilliant people like you around there's no need for me to specify them.

      No. It is too far fetched. In fact, it doesn't even follow from what you just said. It's a complete non sequitur, and you are babbling.

      Give me reasons why it is too far fetch don't just state what comes to your mind without backing it up. Obviously it's not that far fetched if such a simpleton like myself, as you claim, has thought of it.

      The common cold isn't an easy problem to fix.

      Hmmm, and you know this from years of valued medical research experience. . I can't seem to find any references to research using animals or animal testing there.

      But you cross the line when you fail to distinguish your own ignorance from everyone else's.

      I think you're right. I am unintentional and at least try to distance myself from stupidity. Whats your excuse for being deliberate.

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      reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to change tapes_BOFH
    3. Re:Evolution or God by szort · · Score: 1
      1. "Either way you look at it there are still some negative implications "... implies only two possible opinions, both of which are yours. Problem: "having human cells in a mouse is bad because God says so" and "having human cells in a mouse is bad because they didn't evolve to be there" are not the only viable points of view. It is entirely possible to think that there's nothing bad about it at all. Even if the person who thinks so is very strange or immoral to you. It's totally irrelevant what you (let alone I) actually think, because the erroneous statement is that there are only two valid positions and that they both say there is something wrong with having human cells in a mouse.
      2. Evolution itself dictates no belief about the properness of human cells being grown in mice. I brought up the reasons why we and mice are not the same population, not out of a desire to show off, but because you say "there is a reason why humans didn't evolve into Mice and vice versa if you believe in evolution" as the first step in your argument that evolution compels wariness of the research. If that reason is moral (it's the best way for things to be), as you imply, then you get your argument. But that reason isn't moral, it's factual. People aren't mice and mice aren't people, but evolution doesn't even say anything about whether it would be good if they were. In fact, if we had balls-out mouse and dog people (which actually has nothing to do with the article, but what the hell), evolution would only say anything about genetic change in those mouse and dog people created by the differences in their lifespans, abilities to breed, etc.
      3. I really do think that your argument that research involving animals is not productive is based on a (perhaps earnest) lack of knowledge about what has been done with medical research using animals. What made me angry is that you didn't have any pause stating that medical research using animals was pointless despite any real lack of evidence. Instead, you cited a general failure to come up with a cure for the common cold. Not only does that have nothing directly to do with animal research (no one supposes that animal research, of all things, is a magic bullet for finding a cure for the common cold), but it relies on a silly assumption - that if animal research had done anything of value, it would have also fixed the common cold. That's why I said that the common cold isn't an easy problem to fix (that and my basic biology textbook knowledge that the common cold is actually a quickly changing and diverse population of virii, making it a moving target). In fact, the common cold doesn't even matter at all to the argument. If animal research (for whatever bizarre reason) were uniquely responsible for a cure for the common cold, that is no indication that it was or was not useful for other things. Try http://www.ohsu.edu/about/breakthroughs.shtml. Clearly it's your decision whether you think research with animals is *morally* OK, but there are real results which have nothing to do with the common cold.
      4. "Pretty soon, as outlandish as it sounds, it not to far fetched to think that we'll have to include amendments in our constitution for civil rights for our pet dog Rover." This is a non sequitur because A) the article is about mice and not dogs B) the article is not about pets, but lab animals C) the article is about human cells kept in mice, not whole human brains being grown in super smart mice who act like people, a thing which no one really has any interest in doing.
        Certainly if the article were about people literally wanting to make mice into mouse-people you would be more justified to extrapolate out to dogs, and then to saying that we will need to include dogs in the constitution (if we are at all moral). But you've gotten so far from the article or what anyone is talking about that it's really completely absurd. The article is about some human cells in mice. These human cells are not themselves human, and they do not make the mice human unless you think that one is a person or not dependent merely on there DNA (which wouldn't be very consistent with the implication you set up that you believe in God).
      5. FWIW, I don't think that you are stupid, rather too happy to piss on things you haven't bothered to find out much of anything about. Part of what is infuriating to me about it is that the knowledge involved is just simple stuff you'd get from paying attention in introductory (high school or college) biology. For example, it's a very basic thing about evolution that it's not spiritual or moral, but basically just the observation that some animals have more babies than others, and that some of this has to do with what was passed down from those animals' parents, with the result that stuff that works poorly tends to breed out over generations. The fact that you don't understand this suggests basic lack of experience, laziness, or an annoying persistence in misdefining evolution despite abundant correct definitions and attempts to explain it.

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  116. but do they know what they're doing...? by liquidvapour · · Score: 1

    I think that most genetics is missing the point completeley. And lets hope they don't kill us all while we're at it. Firstly modern genetics is just hacking! I remember doing this exact kind of process on code, in my yonger years. You knock out some code and see what happens. Then knock out some more untill you get an idea of what the areas of code do. Then you try and see what you can do by substatusing areas of code. Only problem is that genetic scientists seems to be missing the fact that DNA is just data. The actual code that processess the data lives somewhere else. Inside the living cells. While loads is known about DNA, not much is known about the systems that process it. If you liken moding Quake3 to Genetics. Genetic science can change the maps, models and textures easy but they haven't even started playing with the server code. until they do they're just taking shots in the dark. They can make some changes but they don't really know the full effects of thier changes or why the work the way they do. And this is why modern genetics science really scares me. They are bringing products to market and they understand very little about how the whole system works. Never mind that they seem to think that they can solve problems in a few years that the very powerful genetic algorithm couldn't solve in millions of years. Humans are way to carried away with their own importance. --- All the opinions in this document are my not so humble opinion. I would really like to hear that I am wrong but I want good reasons ;)

    1. Re:but do they know what they're doing...? by szort · · Score: 1
      Only problem is that genetic scientists seems to be missing the fact that DNA is just data.
      Actually it's deoxyribonucleic acid, a material and not data, but who's paying attention?
      The actual code that processess the data lives somewhere else. Inside the living cells.
      I knew those biologists had forgotten something! The living cells!
      Genetic science can change the maps, models and textures easy but they haven't even started playing with the server code. until they do they're just taking shots in the dark. They can make some changes but they don't really know the full effects of thier changes or why the work the way they do.
      It definitely sounds to me like you know enough about genetics to shout about the ignorance of everyone working in that field.
      They are bringing products to market and they understand very little about how the whole system works. Never mind that they seem to think that they can solve problems in a few years that the very powerful genetic algorithm couldn't solve in millions of years.
      Genetic algorithms are horribly slow. Especially when the length of the reproductive lifespan is many years. Note that they have no ability to predict or look ahead, either. If red tails got birds killed yesterday, there won't be many today even if they're now the best thing ever.
      Humans are way to carried away with their own importance.
      Someone is, anyway. But you go on telling genetics why it's all wrong without any evidence that you know what it's even about.
      I would really like to hear that I am wrong but I want good reasons ;)
      I'm inclined to think it's a developmental problem, but that's just speculation.
  117. Serious question, please. by revscat · · Score: 2

    Frequently when matters of genetic manipulation make the news the media and other entities make objections based upon immorality. Ex: When cloning was more prevalent in the news, there were many people who were saying how wrong cloning a human would be, the huge implications it would have, etc.

    However, after listening to their arguments I was left still wondering what exactly their objections were, apart from appeals to their moral beliefs. So: Could someone please give any actual reasons for opposing cloning?

    Not a troll, it's just that usually whenever there is a moral objection to something there is at least a modicum of reason to back it up, even if it can be perceived as being somewhat specious. In the case of cloning I personally have seen none, specious or otherwise.

    1. Re:Serious question, please. by blackwidowb · · Score: 1

      I do have a moral opinion on this, but I also have an amoral one, which I will try to state as simply as possible.

      Take pollution, and for the purpose of this example, take air pollution. If you would have told someone a hundred or so years ago that burning things could be a bad thing and cause harm to the planet, they would have laughed in your face. Yet now we see that we can harm the earth by doing simple things like this.

      Now, take genetic manipulation. What kind of effect will this have on the "genetic environment" in the future? I know, everything is controlled, and scientists can't make mistakes... Right? Wrong. What kind of byproducts will we produce?

      As humans, we just don't have long enough sight to see what kind of effects our mucking around can have on other things in the future.

    2. Re:Serious question, please. by szort · · Score: 1

      We don't have long enough sight to see what kinds of effects our NOT mucking around can have on other things in the future, either.

  118. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Kronus · · Score: 1

    I think I see what you're worried about. When people talk about hybrids, they imagine a 50/50 mix. And yes, a half mouse, half human creatue probably wouldn't survive, would be of questionable scientific value, and it's creation would be ethically questionable, to say the least!

    However, that's not what they're talking about here. Or rather, that's not what the scientists are doing. The reporter doesn't have a clue what he's talking about, and garbled most of his facts. The technique described in the article will introduce a small amount of genetic material into the mouse. Some of the mouse's cells would then be able to produce the proteins coded for by those genes. You could, for example, have the mouse produce specific antibodies and see if that allowed it to fight off a disease. You would NOT be able to produce mice with human brains, or able to produce human sperm, or able to walk on their back legs, or any nonsense like that.

  119. Question! by banda · · Score: 1

    Are we men, or are we mice?!

    Um, hold on, still thinking about that one.

  120. "Virgin" cells... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I guess these would be required for compatibility with "die-hard" geeks who have never seen the opposite sex, except on their cables.

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  121. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by fredbsd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "IMHO, we lost control of everything when commercialization of research took over as the motive"

    Absolutely. I worked in science for about ten years (in a field that genomic/protein research has all but taken over) and watched in horror as the investment dollars took over research.

    Scientists today are not asking themselves why am I doing this but how much can I get for doing this? Then come the spin doctors (PR, marketing, bean counters, etc.) who hype the science as the greatest thing for humanity ever. Egads.

    Doomsday? Probably. It appears we are playing with matches next to a giant bale of very dry hay.

    As Samuel L. Jackson said in Jurrasic Park (hated the movie), 'hang on to your butts'.

  122. Sweet by Aiwendil · · Score: 1

    now if they only could change the mice to rats we would get Skavens and no, I havn't read the article :)

  123. Oh hell, Here comes Disney... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... with cease and desist letters...

    They own all rights to any mouse-like creature with human traits.

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  124. Human-Mouse Hybrid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next? Human-Keyboard Hybrids! Geez!

  125. What is the Law? by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Man will not eat man.

    Are we not men?

    -Dr. Moreau

  126. And after their done .... by dr-suess-fan · · Score: 1

    .... they can create another Stuart Little movie.
    Stuart Little: Look who's talking too ?

  127. You know what this means don't you? by trcooper · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're creating an army of Mouse-men to take over the world. An army of millions that will scurry out of rural corn fields and take over America.

    Fortunately I am almost finished designing a giant trap that will prey on the one weakness they neglected to genetically correct, Sweet, sweet, cheese.

  128. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...what we should be working on

    as a PhD-level biochemist/molecular biologist, i can tell you that seemingly pointless experiments such as these provide the necessary knowledge, or building blocks if you will, for us to understand the very complex process of growth and development. it's impossible to know to fix things if you don't know how they work and why they're broken.

    you, the public, should know that any form of experimentation on any living thing with a backbone and a nervous system is *highly* regulated, as in many forms to fill out, a review committee, certification of the researcher following compulsory courses, etc.

    it is unfortunate that the mainstream press *always* focus on the "freakish" aspect of science research, and not the "big picture". the bottom line is that in order for us to tackle the "big" issues in science and medicine, we need to experiment on living things. full stop, underline. of course i agree that there is an ethical aspect to certain areas of research that should not be neglected, but right now the ethical bar is being set way too low because of uninformed, negative spin on the part of the press.

    we have been "genetically engineering" bacteria for over 20 years with no complaints nor public profile, and that research has directly and indirectly contributed immensely to various gene therapies and diagnostics, and to the mechanisms of viral and bacterial disease. the second that genetic engineering (improvement) of foodstuffs is mentioned, bang! alarm bells! when in fact, the bacterial and viral genetic engineering of the past 2 decades has posed a far greater risk of something going "wrong" or of some malevolent person engineering a super-ebola with a one week latency period (in which case we'd all be fucked big time). genetic engineering of food has the potential to solve or at least lessen the ongoing starvation of millions (while we continue to worry about whether we should upgrade to the latest video card...).

    now take stem cell research. so what, stem cells. science operating the way it does, the vast majority of stem cells come from people who've died and/or aborted foetuses, not living creatures or "stem cell factories". i know, sounds icky, but stem cells are hugely important in terms of their scientific value and potential outcomes to mankind. and let's face it, once dead, a person's bone marrow is of no use to anyone else, right?

    what society needs is some perspective. bush and gov can spin the ensuing iraq invasion in such a manner that many americans think it's kindof OK to *invade* a country and kill thousands of people for the sole reason that bush doesn't like their leader. if thousands of lives of living, breathing people can be wasted for oil, then why should we not make use of those passed away by natural causes to help the living? you.. your sister... your mother... your neighbour...

    to be a scientist is to revere life and the process of living above all else. you should have more faith in us to do what is right. better yet, inform yourself about the issue or ask a friendly neighbourhood science pal and thrash out the real issues.

    obviously, this is an issue close to my heart...

  129. This was achieved successfully long ago... by CommieLib · · Score: 2

    Here is the first test subject...

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    If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
  130. Bigger mouse traps needed? by bace · · Score: 0

    Dose this mean we need bigger mouse traps?

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    =If life was easy, i would be out of a job=
  131. For the NYT, use Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is some sort of partner with the NYT.
    If you link fo Google, no reg is needed.
    E.g. http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/27/science/27CELL.h tml?ex=1039064400&en=5f94125da381b903&ei=5062&part ner=GOOGLE

  132. MM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  133. Foolish concerns by tgibbs · · Score: 2

    Seems kind of a stupid thing to worry about. We already have to deal with ethical concerns regarding creatures that are far closer to human than any conceivable mouse-human chimera, namely chimps and gorillas--or just about any primate, for that matter.

  134. Stuff from comic books by darxpryte · · Score: 1

    Tell me I'm not the only one that read this and thought of Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (granted he was half rat and not mouse).

    So what's next, humans and turtles? Humans and rabbits? Just so long as I don't have talking brains trying to take over the world I think I'll be fine

  135. Isn't this being done on purpose to prevent it? by Ted_Green · · Score: 2

    I don't register with the NYT so I can't see if this is the Newman mouse.. though I belive this was being done so that it could be Pateneted and either:

    A. Make the goverment/people so sick that they would change the patent laws (and presumably other laws) to prevent such things.

    B. Gain a patent and use it to prevent others from ever doing such a thing.

    Here's a link:

    http://www2.canisius.edu/~gallaghr/humouse.html

  136. nooooo! by RocketRay · · Score: 1

    I am a man, not a mouse!

  137. Does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...anyone remember the movie Ratboy?

  138. s/human/alien/,s/mouse/ape/ and there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else think that if an alien race tried this with the apes here on earth a little bit ago it would explain well, a *lot*?:/

  139. Human-Mouse Hybrids are...okay.... by BlackBolt · · Score: 1

    ...but I'm waiting for a monkey with five asses.

    BlackBolt

    1. Re:Human-Mouse Hybrids are...okay.... by Raith · · Score: 1

      ... and I'm waiting for a human/vixen hybrid with a cute 'tail'

  140. My take on this whole thing by invisik · · Score: 0

    Uh, wut? ;) Is there an english version posted somewhere?

    -m

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  141. Did They already have that??? by mt2mb4me · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sawan episode of thundar the barbarian, they were called the goundlings. half man-half mice

  142. Coming soon.... by sawilson · · Score: 3, Funny

    This page was generated by a barrel of Human-Mouse Hybrids for sawilson.

  143. impressive!! by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    "Nonetheless, it's amazing that it's being contemplated due to the ethical implications of such an experiment. What if it were viable? What if there were more than just a few human cells?..."

    Blah, blah, who cares?! I'd just be excited to see a mouse able to use as many huge impressive science words as this genius scienceguy!

  144. Keep your morals out of my science... by xanthig · · Score: 1

    Morals have no place in science, the two mix like milk and lemon juice. Instead of John Q. Public learning the lessons of the plights of galelaio, socrates or the scopes trial, we have scientists afraid of the same sort of reprimand.


    On the other hand without dancing around the argument, what is feared in the possibility of a human-mouse hybrid is that a mouse endowed in some small part with basic human genetic material may develop a human soul. An argument, which is basically religeous (read judeo christian) in nature. Well if religeon is to rule our science then we might as well save the time and take the argument straight to the Pope (or some other popular religeous figurehead, my vote is for Bob Dobbs).


    The question of a soul in our human mouse hybrid is really a software issue, while the experiment is a hardware issue. But all of medical science is about dealing with hardware issues. The belief that we could endow a mouse with a human soul by introducing human stem cells, falls into the same category of garbage science as slicing Lenin's brain into fine sheets to see what made him such a good communist. Which is not much different than cutting your processor in half and looking at it through a microscope to try and determine what OS you're running.


    The usefulness of the research is not what is in question here. A mouse with hardware genetically altered to inculde human elements would be far superior to your normal mouse in predicting the effects of drugs and diseases on humans.


    Want an example of moral fear holding back useful scientific research, look no farther than child car safety. To make an effective crash test dummy a human cadaver is needed to run through a crash. By doing this the actual stresses on a human body can be determined and an effective system of sensors and calibrations can be made for the dummy. Unfortunately childern are not simply small adults when it comes to the forces involved in car crash, yet all we use today are smaller versions of adult dummys, greatly reducing car safety for childern. Why? because of the moral outrage at using actual child and infant cadavers in crash tests to build the dummies. Some german scientists tried to do just that in the late eighties and the ensuing moral outrage was so great that the experiments were discontinued and their lab eventually closed.



    So I repeat, keep your morals out of my science

    1. Re:Keep your morals out of my science... by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The search for knowledge will always proceed unimpeded (or only temporarily impeded), and in fact, the history of science proves it. But the right of people (intelligent, well-educated, or otherwise) to express their opinion about where that search is carrying humanity should neither be impeded nor ignored. Debate should be encouraged, because the only way people can participate constructively in human society is if they are informed and educated about what is happening in their world. We should not imprison people for the legitimate search for knowledge, but as a society, we can decide that certain things are off-limits (like human cloning). I shudder to think of a world where intelligent debate was stifled completely in favor of the unfettered search for knowledge.

  145. About the MouseMan... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Logitech lready have that trademarked?

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  146. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't help but think that this type of science is dabbling a little beyond the realm of what we should be working on.

    You've just described popular opinion about most branches of science on the verge of breaktrhough, including biology (genetics) and particle physics (splitting the atom), among others. If we stopped science when it was deemed "beyong the realm of what we should be working on", we'd be living in caves.

  147. Human Mouse Gestures... by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 2

    So, with a Human-Mouse Hybrid, does that mean I have a laser in my finger, or a trackball in my palm?

    And where do I plug the "Universal Serial Bus"? Please don't tell me it's the same place I stick my "FireWire"...

    Does that also mean that Deaf people can type without a keyboard?

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  148. Emphasizes the silliness by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The guy who sent in the post asks: "What if it were viable? What if there were more than just a few human cells? Could it be sacrificed? ... or even experimented on further if part 'human'?"
    These questions just emphasize how silly it is to justify experimenting on animals because "they are not human." Just because these mice will have some human cells, they do not become human, or even partially human. They are still mice. If it was okay to experiment on them before, then it is still okay. If adding human cells to mice makes it not okay to experiment on them, then it wasn't okay in the first place. (Note that by "okay," I mean morally acceptable, and by "experiment," I mean cut them open, kill them, electrocute them, and whatever else scientists think they have the right to do non-human animals that they don't think they have the right to do to humans).

    I am not saying that experimenting on animals is wrong. I believe it is justified by the lives saved (we wouldn't have had a polio vaccine as quickly if we couldn't test it on animals, yadda yadda). But for people who try to justify animal experimentation by the reasoning that it's acceptable because animals aren't human, this "test" quite nicely points out the flaws in that distinction. How you say? Let's take a hypothetical human-mouse hyrbid organism. This organism has human cells (which, as the article puts it, obey mouse rules) dispersed throughout its body. Now, the presence of the human cells doesn't really change the mouse's phenotype. If the mouse can breed (and produce viable offsring) with other, "pure" mice, then it's still a mouse by species (and therefore, has the same genotype). Thus, it is only the presence of a few cells which makes this hybrid organism "human enough" that it would be unacceptable to experiment on it. Well, how many human cells make an organism "human enough?" What if some unscrupulous scientist merges mice stem cells with a human? Does this person become a "mouse," i.e., a non-human animal upon whom we can experiment? Does this person lose its status as human by being combined with mouse cells?

    Turning back to our hybrid organism, remember that it's still the same species ("mouse"), which means that it still has DNA that is similar enough to the DNA of other members of its species to breed viable offsrping. But don't mice always have DNA that is about 90% the same as human DNA (I can't claim to have the right number here, but I recall that mammals in general have DNA that is around 90% the same)? If a mouse has a DNA structure which is 90% the same as a human's, even before human cells are added, why wasn't it already "human enough" (especially given that the addition of human cells didn't make it substantially more similar to humans)? I predict that careful ethical consideration of whether this mouse-human hybrid experiment should be done is going to require that scientists think about the questions I have asked above, and utimately force scientists (and everybody else, I hope) to make more careful decisions about the ethics of animal experimentation in general.

  149. Disneyworld, and Gophers by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

    I think mousemen are a great idea! The hot, stuffy Mickey Mouse suit would not be needed anymore. They could just hire a mouseman!

    Now if they would only cross-breed humans and gophers, we could have a real Goldy Gopher...

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  150. When It Starts Watching "The Osbournes"... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Then I'll worry about the ethical implications...

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  151. Soon Pinky! by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    Pinky, you know what this means for you don't you?

    No Brain, what does it mean for me?

    You will no longer be the most inferior nincompoop talking mouse I have ever met.

    Narf!

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  152. Scientists need a grip on reality by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1, Troll

    I love how everyone jumps up to say "Don't bombard us with your Christian morality, you insensitive clod". And then they get modded up. I'm not even gonna change my threshold to find out if anyone commenting on this article has any logical deduction ability whatsoever. So I will just say:

    This is a bad idea.

    I for one am tired of wondering whether I am eating pork when I have a tomato sandwich. Or maybe tomatoes when eating a pork roast, who knows? As for mice mixed with human genes that could be inherited to future generations... If you truly believe in evolution, then one should think that you believe that mice mixed with enough human genes, if made to be viable, would have souls/human consciousness and should be precluded from use in experiments.

    Funny, I don't believe in evolution (a silly religion, to my mind), and yet I don't like the idea of animal testing, since I figure God gave animals souls, too. You know what the sick part is? Morality is not dicated by religion. It is dictated by your conscience. And if your secular humanist/atheistic conscience doesn't tell you this is wrong, then you have bigger problems than not believing in God/Gods/(insert head cheese figure here).

    Vidar

    He's a bouncy little fellow, 'cause he's got springs for legs!

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    1. Re:Scientists need a grip on reality by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      How is that a troll post? I post my opinion, and that makes me a troll. This proves my point about the sheep mentality of most Slashdot readers. Pitiful.

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  153. This has been done for years to some degree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I find the article interesting, it is really nothing new. My brother was creating mice with blue, green, and brown eyes using human genes for eye colors. Others in his lab were removing genes for hair cells and replacing with human genes.
    The most intersting one was to replace the genes that create the reproduction organs and splice in human DNA. They were doing the research to see if it would be possible to use human sperm to fertilize a mouse egg and make it viable. I found that one a really scary prospect.

  154. I'm more worried about... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    I'm not so concerned about mice with human brains taking over the world, but the chance that you might have a native mouse virus evolving in a hybrid organism that would be able to attack humans. Not that this doesn't happen already, but a hybrid environment would make this type of thing a bit more common. With any luck, these hybrid populations will not become so established that their long-term existance would increase the chance of this happening.

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    1. Re:I'm more worried about... by szort · · Score: 1

      I assume that transgenic mice will be kept in relatively sanitary labs as they have in the past. Meanwhile, people all over the world live and swap flu with chickens and pigs, no human interference required. The only reason this idea sounds so scary is that you aren't even thinking of the natural horrors that you shrug off every day, and which might someday kill most of us.

  155. exactly right by taxman_10m · · Score: 2

    If we stopped short of splitting the atom then we would have never had the threat of total nuclear annihilation hanging over our heads. How could we ever do without that?

    1. Re:exactly right by Harinezumi · · Score: 1

      Without the threat of mutually assured nuclear destruction, we would have had World War 3 (and probably World War 4) instead of the fairly benign Cold War. This means that splitting the atom has saved tens (if not hundreds) of millions of lives, at the initial investment of just a few hundred thousand. Not to mention that splitting the atom gave us access to a cheap, clean, and efficient source of energy.

    2. Re:exactly right by taxman_10m · · Score: 2
      The Cold War didn't kill anyone? If you add up the numbers from cold war conflicts I think you will find that tens of millions of people have died.

      As for energy it does have that somewhat problematic radiotive stuff that we are trying to shove under a mountain for the next 10,000 years.

  156. Old News...Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    already achieved that goal with Mickey Mouse.

  157. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the bottom line is that in order for us to tackle the "big" issues in science and medicine, we need to experiment on living things. full stop, underline.


    I find it amusing that someone who goes so far as to write out their punctuation, has such a difficult time consistently hitting the shift key ;)

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  158. When the evil shredder attacks! by StillaCoward · · Score: 1

    Ok, yes I'm sure that by the time I viewed this article at least 20 other people have posted the same stupid comment about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's mentor....

    It still was the first thing I thought of though....

  159. G-A-C-T is not digital? by ites · · Score: 2

    Digital != binary.
    DNA is a base-4 digital message, similar to the tape in a Turing machine.

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  160. So that's how wererats came about! by argel · · Score: 2

    Gee, and I always thought it was due to experiments by wizards, not scientists. Damn that inaccurate Monster Manual. Maybe they'll fix this in the Fourth Edition. Or is it already fixed in d20 Modern? ;-)

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  161. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Sj0 · · Score: 2


    Genetics aren't magic, they don't fling themselves at the nearest living creation --- a human would have to somehow aquire this disorder...and I don't see how the chimera effect could be obtained short of creating a chimera-human with a human embryo.

    Tell me, do you try not to hang around parapalegics because you're afraid you might catch their deformity? Same idea here. The problems wouldn't be a problem with the mouses genetic structure, it would be a problem caused by having human cells injected into it when the embryo was forming.

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  162. Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Pac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An instance of "civilized" country has been recently letting the religious right decide what can and what can not be researched. Steem-cell and cloning studies are being banned because some religious texts were interpreted as saying that this sort of thing is "unholy". As it is, people who does not share this view of the Universe will eventually find ways to keep studying these subjects somewhere else. I don't regret it, because after carefull consideration I find the maddest scientist far saner than the saner right-wing fundamentalist.

    Also, moving services and "dirty" plants to unregulated countries and the subsequent pressure (mostly economic but sometimes even military) to keep these countries unregulated is caused mainly by the major corporations of "civilized" Western countries, not by mad scientists or WTO eco-freaks. You should ask yourself who is served by a cheaper oil tanker (or a cheaper Nike produce by Vietnamese semi-slaves).

  163. It all unfolds by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    Well, maybe your timescales are a little short, there's a lot of protine folding required in designing a lifeform. I'd say 40-50 years before that can be done +10/20 years for the 'home' version. So I might see it before I die(or kill myself)

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    1. Re:It all unfolds by juju2112 · · Score: 1

      Please don't kill yourself. Life is worth living!

    2. Re:It all unfolds by oliverthered · · Score: 2

      hmmm... Not always. Hell I'm almost 30 and not dead yet, I think I can put up with another 30years? Unless we turn into more fascist world, in which case suicide bomb here I come.

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  164. sigh, nobody READS the articles by snarkasaurus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boys and girls, they are talking about sticking a human stem cell into a mouse embryo and seeing if the thing lives, breeds true and still carries the human cells.

    Big whup.

    A mouse with human cells in it is guess what? A MOUSE. A mouse brain made out of human cells is a MOUSE BRAIN. It is not Aunt Mabel, it will not ask to vote in the next election.

    They already have a strain of mice that has human immune system markers. It was developed for the purpose of studying and hopefully curing AIDS, and it is working nicely. God forbid we should ever do that again, right?

    Worst case scenario, Mouse A and B have "human" sperm and eggs, they mate, and the female DIES during the first trimester because a big 'ol human embryo is growing in there and the mouse is too small.

    Bummer.

    Ever hear of "late term abortion"? That's where they kill a live human baby right before it gets born. Disgusting practice that is done occasionaly in Canadian and American hospitals, thankfully rare, normally performed on deformed, non-viable babies that are going to die anyway, and die ugly. But not always.

    Ever hear of test tube babies? That's an artificially fertilized egg that grows into a blastocyst before they implant a dozen of them in the mother. What do you think they do with the "extra" ones?

    How about plain old normal abortion? That's where you remove a perfectly good human embryo and kill it on purpose because mummy was too stupid to use birth control, or occasionally because the ultrasound shows something unfortunate, like two arms, one leg and no head.

    Spare me the "ethical considerations" of human stem cell research on mice.

    These precious discussions are just so much bullshit compared to what goes on in hospitals and fertility clinics ever day. If you are going to have abortion and artificial fertilization and the rest of it, then whining about stem cells in mice is idiotic.

    You wanna have a cure for cancer, AIDS and etc? Maybe cheap organ replacements for when your's screw up? New skin for burn victims? New drugs that work? This is what it takes. Suck it up.

  165. Solution for hordes of mouse-men by Ablar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on now, everybody say it...

    To take care of the human-mouse hybrids, they'll need to create some catgirls!

    Everyone loves nekojin. ^_^

  166. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Fissure_FS2 · · Score: 1

    "How would I go about making a half-man, half-monkey type creature?"
    "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."
    "God schmod, I want my monkey man!"

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  167. This just in by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2


    "My God. We were so wrong."

    Dr. Rick Havburt's lip trembles as the words come out during our exclusive interview.

    Today is the fifth anniversary of the end of our freedom to go outdoors whenever we please. 2005 marked the release of thousands of genetically altered creatures into the wild. Contrary to scientists' claims that the animals would benefit the environment, hideous mutations occurred as the lab creations cross-bred with altered and natural wildlife.

    Pre-2005, people used to joke that Monday's were so hard. Now every Monday is a federal GE Population Control Day (Gee-Pop). The chemicals used to eliminate the unwanted can kill a human being in a few seconds, but thus far the genetically engineered creatures have shown a remarkable ability to adapt to the deadliest chemicals.

    Only time will tell if the creatures can be destroyed.

  168. minor offtopic nitpick by captaincucumber · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    overall, you make some great points.

    Now for a minor nitpick:
    genetic engineering of food has the potential to solve or at least lessen the ongoing starvation of millions (while we continue to worry about whether we should upgrade to the latest video card...).

    As an engineer, I'm always troubled when people think you can solve (or lessen) mass starvation by simply feeding the people who are starving. In parts of Africa and India there are more people than the local agriculture can support. As soon as you start bringing food in they start making babies like crazy and before long you've reached your equilibrium state again of too many people not enough food. The solution is fewer people, not more food. (Not much of a solution, admittedly)

    The British tried to solve mass starvation (mass starvation is so uncivilized!) by throwing food at it in India back in (I think) the 1800's - it didn't turn out well.

    1. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Hurrah for Malthus!

      Seriously, both aspects of the problem must be solved. Education and birth control can be used to control populations, but a more equal distribution of food can be helpful in the short term.

    2. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by lyndon666 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty disappointed that people are still regurgitating this Malthusian crap over 200 years after the Malign Reverend himself departed to meet his maker. Really this is just VERY thinly veiled racism of the crudest kind. There is more than enough food in the world to feed everybody; the reason that people are malnourished in Africa is that they are too poor to buy it. The US consumes far more than its fair share of the world's food resources, lets let them starve instead.

    3. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      "The solution is fewer people, not more food. (Not much of a solution, admittedly)"

      You're right, its not much of a solution. The real solution is education. Knowledge is power, give them the power and get them to help the world help them.

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    4. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by xenocide2 · · Score: 2

      The reason africa is starving is not because they're poor, you racist twit. Its because the guys with guns (occasionally called "government") locked it up to control the people. A couple of dictators have locked down about 90 percent of American humanitarian aide as dangerous because of GM. Very rarely has there been a true famine in the world. More often its a manipulation tool of the various heavily armed groups we call leaders.

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    5. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with this Malthusian. I'm not even that familiar with this issue, my opinions are derived entirely from what I do know - a bit of history and a bit of engineering.

      as for the "thinly veiled racism", go fuck yourself. Let's face it, that's a thinly veiled attempt to turn this into good guy/bad guy. If you don't agree with me I'm a racist. Give me a fucking break. Asshole.

      As for the rest, well, distributing food is not a trivial problem. Populations have to be able to provide for themselves more locally than that.

      A more realistic and long term solution is redistributing populations. Or, rather, populations redistributing themselves.

      Anyway, your "there's more than enough food in the world for everybody" comment shows that you're not thinking this issue in a logical long-term fashion. Turns out this world is divided into things called "continents" separated by very large "oceans," and it also turns out that over time populations grow, especially if well-nourished and under-educated.

    6. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      parts of Africa and India there are more people than the local agriculture can support.

      I agree with your point on the population expansion...that is near the core of the problem. Wasn't it Kennison..."people are staring in Ethiopia...why does this surprise anyone? It's a desert! Of course you're starving...I got a solution for you, MOVE!"

      But, if you can alter the local agriculture to the point that it can suuport the populace, wouldn't that be A Good Thing? GM can potentially do this; give foodstuff crops the ability to grow in areas that traditionally cannot support them. Or create foodstuff crops that produce more abundantly or efficiently on what little land is available.

      Give a man a fish/teach a man to fish.

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    7. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2

      I'm always troubled when people think you can solve (or lessen) mass starvation by simply feeding the people who are starving.

      there are other solutions - modifying crops so that can grow in saline or polluted soil, in low water/nutrient conditions etc. that is, empowering poor countries and communities with technology.

      i agree that growing more food is not necessarily the answer, though some redistribution and education would go a long way.

    8. Re:minor offtopic nitpick by sjames · · Score: 2

      Give a man a fish/teach a man to fish.

      I'm all for teaching a man to fish. What you're advocating is teach him to fish, dig a lake, and modify some fish so they can live in that lake. What Monsanto adds to that is further modify the fish so only one special patented lure in the world can catch them, and it can only be used once.

      How's about teach him to fish, then point him in the direction of a lake?

  169. Could give new meaning by tkg · · Score: 1

    to the term 'rugrat'.

  170. Why testing human-mouse hybrids is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article talks about how these tests are so important, but don't really hit the key reason why this is the case. Using embryonic stem cells to create transgenic mice (i.e. mice with specifically modified genes) has been around since the 1970's. Thus, a fair bit is understood about mouse ES cells and they make a good model system for understanding how they develop. However, far less is known about human ES cells, since it is clearly unethical to do the same experiments in humans (i.e. make transgenic humans). This turns out to be a huge barrier to using human ES cells in actual therapies, because ideally you want to know how human ES cells develop in a human context. So, the next best thing is to track human ES cell development in some embryonic environment. That is why doing tests of mouse-human hybrids, while of debatable ethical status, would bring us one step closer to understanding the biology of human ES cells.

    Now for some corrections/clarifications:

    - Immunologically crippled mice are not necessary. The immune system learns that material in the fetus regardless of origin is self.
    - Doeflinger's comment at the end is misleading. The proportion of cells in each organ that derives from host or donor is unpredictable. One cell per organ would not happen, nor would it be useful experimentally.

  171. So how...? by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...do you left-click with one of these hybrids? Heck, are they two or three-button? PS/2 compatible, or just USB?

    For that matter, do they have balls or are they purely optical?

    (There go my karma points...)

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  172. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that there is a difference between animal experimentation and human is complete bunk. What gives us the right to perform whatever kinds of horrific experiments on animals in the hope that one day, it just MIGHT help us humans out.

    I am a molecular biologist by training, but I have never once, in over a decade, heard a valid argument for why this is ethical. I could see, for instance, research on cats in the hopes of finding a cure for FLV (feline leukemia virus), but to make sure that this particular brand of mascara is only mildly toxic if injected?

    The whole debate over cloning, etc. is the most MORALLY vacant debate that I have ever heard. How can it be moral to apply on set of standards to humans and a completely different set to animals?

  173. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2

    As we combine more and more genetic information from ourselves into other lifeforms, we increase the risks of diseases (not genetic conditions) which can mutate themselves into diseases potentially harmful to humans.

    Assuming the Aids/Green Monkey thing is accurate. Why is it so deadly to us, and not say seahorses? Because we are fundamentally different. Now if we start alering genetic structure of animals to more closely resemble humans, there is potential for such diseases as colds which may seem minor in felines or canines, but are devistating to us because we lack the immunities to deal with them. Should these diseases make the jump to the human body because we gave it just enough information to do it, I don't want to be the first guy to die of feline leukemia

    And to answer your question, no I don't run away frightened from parapalegics, but I don't go sleeping with aids patients or drinking from friends cups when they have clod sores.

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  174. Why not? by Raith · · Score: 1

    I don't see anything wrong with it. They've been working on pig/human hybrids with human organs for a few years now for transplants. Yet all we need is for some superintelligent mouse to escape who forms a tribe which goes around chanting Muad'Dib and throwing lawsuits around becuase of books and movies misportraying mice kind... all while holding the judge hostage with fremen mouse tribes... Now, seriously... I'll be the first to jump in line when they make other human/animal hybrids... now where is my lovely little vixen? (yes... I have no morals, they get in the way of the real world)

  175. An Even Worse Possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.

    This is something that could accidentally happen.

    But a diabolical evil scientist could take this a lot farther. Imagine for example humans who have mouse eggs, or who produce mouse sperm! If your wife gave birth to a litter of mice, would they legally be your children?

  176. Hey, Let's Ship Them All to an Island... by LeOTheLip · · Score: 1

    ..which pays no US taxes, teach them all Java and ship them any remaining IT industry jobs! Think about it - this would be the best of all possible worlds - a treasonous tax break, a disturbing violation of human dignity, a possible environmental catastrophe /and/ a creator of economic insecurity for working people! Hell, the Republicans could run on this idea in 2004! What are we waiting for? Leo the Transgenic Lip

  177. Already done. My bosses brain is a hybrid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't speak for the other parts.

  178. Pinky??? by ajiva · · Score: 1

    So the real question is, what do we get when we create human-mouse hybrids? Pinky or Brain?

  179. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've obviously never worked with any REAL mad scientists, or a top-level math or physics dept. There are some real kooks out there. For some of them, their bizarreness is what makes 'em brilliant.

  180. America is wrong for once. by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    Just because America has an ass-backwards approach to medical biotechnology that the rest of the developed world refuses to share, don't you dare tar us with the 'Frankenstein' brush.

    -Nano.

  181. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is not having a
    "difficult time consistently hitting the shift key".

    From what we can see, he is consistently NOT hitting the shift key after a punctuation mark.

    He's probably trying to boycott something.

  182. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

    ... while I don't like Bush's take on stem cell research any more than you do, I don't believe he banned it. He just cut off federal funding. Private companies can still partake.

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  183. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Pac · · Score: 2

    There is a lot of discussion about making specific laws about steem-cell, cloning and someother things. These laws wouldn't regulate these matters, just ban them out of existence.

    Bush haven't cut the funds across thr board, he just limited the funding to some 60 existing stem cell lines. The development and use of new lines cannot be funded by the Federal Government.

    On the other hand, such state-of-art knowledge is rarely able to keep pace with the private companies need to please Wall Street. So this decision alone may delay results for years or even decades.

  184. Ethical gradient by DavidTurner · · Score: 1

    I think the real issue here, which no one seems to have raised, is that this kind of experimentation makes it clear that genetic engineering ethics exist on a gradient. By which I mean, there is no clear point at which it stops being "animal" g.e. and becomes "human" g.e. Most people would deplore the latter, even if they find the former acceptable.

    What this does is force us to review our moral assumptions. If we accept that experimenting with a mouse's DNA is ethical, and that there is no "magical" distinction between mouse DNA and human DNA, then we are forced to conclude that experimenting with human DNA is ethical.

    My view, which no doubt many will disagree with, is that there is no axiom of morality that can decide consistently on this issue. What we call morality is simply a social equilibrium state. If genetic engineering changes that equilibrium, so be it.

    1. Re:Ethical gradient by szort · · Score: 1

      You assume that moral personhood relies on some biological judgement (number of human cells - whatever that means, percent human DNA - whatever that means, etc.) It's clear to me that it doesn't.

    2. Re:Ethical gradient by DavidTurner · · Score: 1

      No, my assumption is that "moral personhood" doesn't exist. Let's assume that you are right, and it's not based on a biological judgement. What characteristic are you going to judge it by? Intelligence? Then surely a dolphin is a moral person? And a cockroach?

      If you can suggest a clear, non-arbitrary division of the characteristic space which defines "humanity", I will happily agree with any arguments you choose to make which involve moral personhood. However, simply belonging to Homo sapiens sapiens doesn't impart any moral qualifications.

    3. Re:Ethical gradient by szort · · Score: 0
      I don't think that ethics are even vaguely nonarbitrary, so that's easy for me. There is a relatively consistent class of things that I treat as persons, and another which I don't. But that's beside the point.

      Let me return to what you said.
      I think the real issue here, which no one seems to have raised, is that this kind of experimentation makes it clear that genetic engineering ethics exist on a gradient. By which I mean, there is no clear point at which it stops being "animal" g.e. and becomes "human" g.e. Most people would deplore the latter, even if they find the former acceptable.

      There is no reason why this gradient should be mirrored in anyone's judgements of what is acceptable vs. deplorable genetic engineering - why any possible biological continuity between "animal" and "human" necessarily implies that there cannot be, or should not be, a discontinuity in the acceptability of g.e. It is just a natural aspect of moral judgements that they can turn on arbitrary distinctions - for example, I don't see pigs and cows as different, at least not in terms of whether it is moral to eat them, but an orthodox Jew does. Who is wrong? Similarly, I might differentiate mammals with yellow hair as the things which must not be tainted by g.e., and the fact that this class of beings is arbitrary to you does not mean that I cannot perfectly reasonably distinguish them (there ARE clear, non-arbitrary objective differences between mammals with yellow hair and everything else) and even treat them differently or expect them to be treated differently (just as I might have different opinions about eating pork than you do). If I argued for an objective basis for morality, I would have to not only back up the coherence of the class of mammals with yellow hair, but also to explain why that class merits special moral consideration. Since I don't argue that way, it is enough to note that there is a coherent class.

      With respect to people who do think that there are objective bases for morality, I have never heard of considering people on the basis of how many human cells are in them. Rather, the only things I can imagine being important (and the things which probably match up well with my unrationalized reactions) are related to function. What if you sculpted a mouse entirely out of human cells? Well, it would be a mouse - it would look like a mouse and act like a mouse. Similar for a person who had mouse cells - the heritage of his cells is only a loose correlate of his own function. A person with a pig's cornea or a baboon's heart is still 100% a person. That isn't a species judgement - a martian who acted like a person and, say, looked like a person with big bushy eyebrows and red skin would probably be recognized as a person too, by most people anyway. If the martian instead grew out of the ground and only swayed in the wind, he would be very creepy but would really only be a weird person shaped tree, not a person. It's entirely possible to think that personhood has to do with percentage of cells descended from a member of Homo sapiens sapiens, but I don't think that matches up with what a lot of people think, and it doesn't match up very well with the things I look at as human.
    4. Re:Ethical gradient by DavidTurner · · Score: 1

      Shall we agree then that ethics are arbitrary, same as phenotypes? ;-) Nice argument, btw.

  185. who's the leader of the band.... by jsahol · · Score: 1

    ...that's made of you and me?

  186. why mice?! by Loie · · Score: 2, Funny

    what ever happened to wolves and panthers and bears and falcons and sharks? you know, all the COOL animals? why would anyone ever want to be weremouse?

  187. Whew! by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 1

    Thank god for your comment. I was hoping I wasn't the only one whose first instinct was to assume the 'mouse' in the story was talking about a computer input device.

    Yeah, so I'm a big dork that just likes to kick ass at FPS games. :O

    -Bullseye

  188. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by machine+of+god · · Score: 1
    obviously, this is an issue close to my heart...

    You're not by any chance one of those scientists who turned himself into a half man/half mouse after your research approval was turned down are you? Tsk. Happens all too often these days.

  189. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Sdrawcab · · Score: 1

    Stem-cells stem-cells stem-cells Thank You

  190. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Well I don't trust anyone by default, so assuming that you(global) will do what is right is just not on today's menu. It's not that kind of party. On the other hand I do support this kind of research because I (like many others) understand that science is advanced through research. People developed information about gross anatomy through the gross(disgusting) process of cutting up corpses. Now lots of people are (if you will pardon the pun) touchy about their dead but that didn't stop science.

    So this is just an extension of the same kind of thing and people are pissy about it but the bottom line is, if you want to cure the diseases we have left (we've cracked all the easy nuts) you have to do some harder(more difficult) research. You can raise all kinds of stupid "ethical" questions, which is (as others have pointed out) driven by the religious right. "Stem cells are part of babies and those babies are sacred to Jesus so you can't fuck with them." What kind of hoo-hah is that? Do you really think that Jesus cares what you do with some dead babies, barring some ritual to diminish the glory of god? If you're religious then science is a testament to the glory of god, and the creation which he has produced. If you aren't then nothing you do is any kind of commentary on jesus anyway.

    The bottom line is, we have controls on science (and by extension, scientists) because we need them. At the same time, we have scientists because we need them, too. Without research we don't get cheaper and faster hard drives, and I need more room for pr0n.

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  191. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by martyros · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No, I'm not against cloning or embryonic stem cell research because I'm religious, but because I'm an American.

    In America, you have rights simply because you are a human being; The color of your skin, or how old or young you are, or how smart or dumb you are, or whether you can walk, or who your parents are, shouldn't matter. Being born out-of-wedlock to a teenage mother doesn't (or shouldn't) doom you to a life of poverty and minimum-wage jobs, and being born to rich parents is no guarantee of being a success yourself.

    We take pride in protecting the rights of the weak, and we should -- both the weak in numbers, and the weak compared to the rest of us. We have laws against discrimination of minorities, and we have laws requiring things for those with disabilities.

    So why would we chose not to protect the weakest among us? Why should we be allowed to perform experiments on a human being just because he can't talk yet, or doesn't look like one yet? Why should a human being be denied a chance at living a full life, simply because her parents find her inconvenient?

    It's arbitrarily dening a certain class of human beings their rights so they can be exploited by others -- completely against the principles of democracy our country is based on.

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  192. What's the difference? by pornaholic · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you're taking a stance against human/mouse hybrids, what's your stance on human/bacteria hybrids, or virus/bacteria hybrids, or bacteria/mouse hybrids? These all already exist if you consider expression of foreign structures in host organisms such as proteins and tissues.

    The greatest treatment breakthroughs of the last 30 years have all been made using host cells as test beds - heck, all of the medical treatments that are based on real science have arisen from this type of research. The social implications of full-fledged hybrids certainly need to be addressed, but these new experiments are likely to prove pivotal to biomedical research.

    If you're taking a stand against hybridization, then you need to take a stand against all hybridization. If you're against these techniques, then you need to be against every bit of real bio-science that has ever happened, is happening, and is about to happen. You need to personally refuse any treatment in which recombinant techniques have been used in research. If you're going to make a stand against this science (and science as a whole), you need to understand the repercussions. You need to know that you stand against the research that has yielded methods to repair paralyzing nervous system damage. You need to know that you stand against the research that saved your father when he had his heart attack.

    Personally I'm grateful that we no longer use medival medical techinques and that we have a decent understanding of what it takes to keep us alive. I think if you're not eager to see people live, and live disease-free and happy, then you're the oddity.

  193. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Pac · · Score: 2

    sorry sorry sorry You are Welcome (just a little less than a spellchecker would be)

  194. Re:Where... how about the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We recently saw this when an oil tanker collapsed just off the coast of Spain. The tanker was registerd in Bermuda (or somewhere around there). Thus it was sheaper taxwise, less regulated working-environment and safety wise and could therefore go to sea without being sea worthy.

    Actually, that tanker - the Prestige - was flying the Bahamas flag, but was last inspected and declared seaworthy by The American Bureau of Shipping - a US organisation.

  195. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2

    while I don't like Bush's take on stem cell research any more than you do, I don't believe he banned it. He just cut off federal funding. Private companies can still partake

    That's.. sort of right, and sort of wrong.

    Bush didn't ban stem cell research - he banned the creation of new lines of stem cells for research. Thus, all research must proceed from existing lines. There are only a couple dozen in existence, and worries that only a handful of those are viable.

    In other words, he didn't stop stem cell research, but it certainly made it more difficult and expensive for everyone.

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  196. Arbiters of evolution? by sekensirazu · · Score: 1

    I know you have all the cultural justification you want to think how you do, but you are wrong.

    Scientists who do this kind of work are doing humans and the living community no favor whatsoever. Evolution produces only things that work because it has the patience and method to sift through options as numerous as all the organisms that have lived.

    We are reckless, and expect to outdo this process in an infinitessimal amount of time.

    If people are starving, you want to feed them. However, you should know that when a population is fed, it grows, and then you'll have to feed more.

    The most compassionate thing you (scientists) can do for the human race (and all of the living kingdom, for that matter) is to stop fucking with the laws that brought you here.

    You say:
    to be a scientist is to revere life and the process of living above all else. you should have more faith in us to do what is right. better yet, inform yourself about the issue or ask a friendly neighbourhood science pal and thrash out the real issues.

    Your friendly neighborhood science pal is operating under the cultural assumption that he is the arbiter of evolution, as are you. If you really want to use your intellect for the benefit of humanity, you should use it according to the very laws that allowed your intellect to come about in the first place.

    In other words, inform yourself about the real processes going on here... and quit trying to change things you shouldn't.

    1. Re:Arbiters of evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? So you expect us to just sit around and let all this happen around you when you have the ability to fix it?

      I don't know about you, but I (like the parent poster and other scientists) don't think it's right to sit around and be so fucking apathetic. We have the ability to better life and advance our species. Just because people like you want to sit around on your ass watching TV or engage in a pretty much useless lifestyle doesn't mean the rest of us want to. Most of us want to push the boundaries of human advancement. To not do so would be spitting in the face of real evolution -- the evolution of our species both physically and mentally.

    2. Re:Arbiters of evolution? by sekensirazu · · Score: 1

      What? So you expect us to just sit around and let all this happen around you when you have the ability to fix it?
      Honestly, how well have our efforts to solve starvation worked? The people you have fed have just made more people to feed.

      Saying that we shouldn't feed the starving isn't inhumane. Nothing guarantees you the right to live indefinitely. You are an animal and as such should be subject to environmental cycles. Famine is a population control mechanism. It restores an environment to its original stability. Do you think you're not subject to this balance because you're a human?

      It's not about apathy. It's about accepting the fact that assertion of your species' unchecked dominance will a) lead to an unsustainable environment, and then b) kill your species. As much as we would like to think so, humans can not control the intricate workings of life on this planet. You know why? Surprise! We're subject to the rules!

      As for me watching TV, I doubt you will ever speak to anyone more separated from our culture than I, so I will excuse your irrelevant assumptions.

      You do have the ability to further our species, but you are doing the exact opposite by manipulating the rules of the game that allowed you to come into existence. Humans are natural-born technologists, but they have made some decisions that are putting their success at jeopardy.

      Again, though, you can continue to think how you do without discomfort, because your culture endorses that way of thinking.

      You will see. :) Or perhaps your grandchildren will see... but in either case, it will be your doing.

    3. Re:Arbiters of evolution? by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2


      Evolution produces only things that work because it has the patience and method to sift through options as numerous as all the organisms that have lived.

      you don't really understand evolution, do you? evolution works *damn slowly*, my friend, and is random and clumsy besides. it just has the numbers and the *time*.

      as for making things that work, evolution also brought you the bubonic plague, tuberculosis, cholera, malaria, smallpox, polio, ebola, i could go on... half of these no longer exist in the western world, thanks to science. not to mention the doubling of life expectancy in the past few centuries thanks to things like antibiotics and antiseptis and various other more esoteric medical marvels. you will likely live an extra 40 years than your great great great grandfather thanks to science.


      The most compassionate thing you (scientists) can do for the human race (and all of the living kingdom, for that matter) is to stop fucking with the laws that brought you here.


      evolution is not a "law", it is a lottery. noone is trying to subvert evolution, it will always be operating upon us. we can however, improve the human condition and the quality of life for all.

      the most compassionate thing we can do is prioritise the preservation of life and the balance of living things above such petty things as money, material wealth, and geographical and racial boundaries.

    4. Re:Arbiters of evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for me watching TV, I doubt you will ever speak to anyone more separated from our culture than I, so I will excuse your irrelevant assumptions.

      And here you are, submitting a comment to the stereotypical poster-child of modern geek/techno culture, Slashdot. You think just because you don't watch TV that you're separated from culture? The only thing you're separated from is having a fucking clue. Wake up before you drown...you're submerged past your myopic eyeballs in our culture but you're too fucking dim to even realise it.

    5. Re:Arbiters of evolution? by sekensirazu · · Score: 1

      Nice opinion piece. I look forward to hearing facts from you when you can muster them. :)

  197. What about the mice?? by HamNRye · · Score: 2

    I just plain think it is inhumane. I can't help think that in some distant future (or even distant past) that some other being was going "Hmmm, should we merge Atlantean stem cells with this monkey's bio-catalyst??" "Yeah, sure, what'll it hurt??"

    Personally, I think we wouldn't even need to consider this if we just allowed human experimentation. Oh, wait, that's wrong....

    ~Hammy

  198. Fine with me by Pac · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    If you want to equate "pro-Life" with "American" and you feel your fellow Americans will agree with you, it is all right with me. And I believe you know that after repeating this for some time, it will be pretty easy, by associating "American" with "Patriot", to associate "Pro-Life" with "Patriot". From there it is ridiculously easy to equate "Abortion" with "un-Patriot" or "Traitor" and you already have the laws to deal with it in place.

    Just be careful to keep your problems inside your borders. Just don't send armies of missionaries around the world to inform us ignorant savages about how your God will send all abortitionists to ethernal fire. Because as much as you would like to pretend it is not a religious problem, but some sort of "human rights" problems, your rethoric can deceive just so much. Equating "American" with "Human Rights Defender" will surely get you a lot of good laughs in the civilised parts of the world - little more. (or, to be fancy, we still remember, we who dwell, in this far lands beneath the trees, the flashlight of American guns...)

  199. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2

    So why would we chose not to protect the weakest among us? Why should we be allowed to perform experiments on a human being just because he can't talk yet, or doesn't look like one yet? Why should a human being be denied a chance at living a full life, simply because her parents find her inconvenient?

    You make it sound like someone's experimenting on babies. No one's experimenting on humans who can't talk yet; they're experimenting on humans who will never talk, because they are dead. I strongly support research on the dead; without it, most freshman doctors would have to try to find your appendix from a chart. Failure rates would skyrocket.

    Your secondary question is:

    Why should a human being be denied a chance at living a full life, simply because her parents find her inconvenient?

    The short answer is that (s)he should not be denied that chance. But there are, of course, dozens of other reasons for abortion. For example, women with reproductive problems may be faced with a terrible choice: abort the baby, or die in childbirth. Who are you to make that choice for her?

    And there are dozens of grey areas - what about a woman raped by a man whose family has a history of cystic fibrosis? Are you going to tell her it's her moral duty to watch the child of her rapist grow to his teenage years, only to choke to death on his own liquefied lungs? Maybe that's the choice you'd make, but it's not a choice I can accept being imposed on someone else.

    Although abortion shouldn't be used casually, as an alternate to birth control, there are situations where it is absolutely necessary. Life isn't so black-and-white as you're trying to make it out to be. And when a pregnancy is tragically required to be aborted, why waste the stem cells from that fetus? In my mind, that's a far greater waste of life than simply throwing the fetus in a container of biohazardous waste and shipping it somewhere to be incinerated.

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  200. quote by Parsec · · Score: 2

    I can't believe no-one's posted this yet: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry."

  201. Which is having the effect of a ban by MichaelPenne · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Since federal funding is critical to basic research in the US & since the "78" magically moral lines turned out to be more like 5 or 6 that are actually viable.
    Private funding is nearly nonexistent - federal monies can only support research on existing stem cell lines - and obtaining the cells themselves remains exceedingly difficult even for top researchers because of political and intellectual property disputes or the poor quality of the cells themselves.

    Of the 78 stem cell colonies worldwide the Bush administration has said are eligible for federally funded research, only about a dozen are in good enough shape to experiment on. Even fewer - perhaps four lines - are being shared and sent to other researchers interested in breaking into a field already clouded with political, ethical and scientific questions.


    Bush's extremely restrictive funding guidelines not only had the practicle effect of stopping the research in the US, but also sent a strong message to investors: the Religious Right has the power to severely restrict this technology, despite the claims of scientists that it might lead to cures for some of the biggest killers of humankind.

    In such a climate, very little venture funding is being released, after all it's one thing to bet whether a new technology will work out or not, it's quite another thing to bet whether you will lose your money because Falwell decides your technology is immoral...
    1. Re:Which is having the effect of a ban by MrEd · · Score: 2
      despite the claims of scientists that it might lead to cures for some of the biggest killers of humankind


      What, you mean old age? No? Okay, you mean starvation and malnutrition, right?


      Oh wait, you mean diseases that affect rich old people. Right.


      We're all going to die someday. And if we didn't, well, either we'd have to stop having kids or this planet is going to get VERY crowded and very dead. Might as well do it in dignity.


      Researching cloning 'cause it's cool is fine by me but don't pretend like it's going to be the solution for all humanity's pitfalls. That sounds suspiciously like marketspeak.

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  202. Human beings aren't balls of cells by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2

    and Americans aren't microscopic.

    Stem cells come from blastocysts, collections of generic human cells that have not even begun to differentiate. There are thousands of such balls of cells left over from the attempts of couples to have children via in vitro fertilization.

    Stem cell researchers think they could use cells from these excess IVF embryos to save human beings from heart disease, paralysis, diabetes, etc.

    Or we can listen to folks who claim these balls of cells should have the rights of citizens, and...dump them out?

    Seems like the real way to "protect the weak" would be to protect sick and dying Americans from the fantasy that a frozen ball of generic cells is a human being.

    1. Re:Human beings aren't balls of cells by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      I agree. I try to explain to people that the stuff growing on the bread in the back of the cupboard is more intricate life then a stem-cell. Somehow they don't see that as a nice thing to say.

  203. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by DThorne · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a joke post, but it appears with all the serious responses I was incorrect.
    "you should have more faith in us to do what is right"
    Are you kidding? The Nazi's said the same line.
    "to be a scientist is to revere life and the process of living above all else"
    What? Look, I love the process of science, but you are either stunningly naive or deliberately misleading yourself. At it's most idealistic centre, Science is about analysis and discovery, but there's nothing in it's history that indicates any reverence *or* despising of life. Scientists are *people*. Thus, they are selfish, caring, power-hungry, giving, naive, racist, stupid...you name it. Any of these and more could apply. In addition to all the obviously wonderful things it has brought us, there's also:

    Nuclear weapons
    Agent Orange
    Thalidomide kids
    Nazi experiments at the death camps
    Diet pill addicts
    Eugenics
    All the armamants more complicated than a stick or rock

    All of the above were created with "all the best intentions."
    I agree with you that articles like this always make them as sensational and outrageous as possible, but to suggest that "we" are supposed to trust "you" is as arrogant as it is naive. There are a large number of scientists that strongly disagree with this type of research.
    For the record, I'm an atheist, and someone that has been fascinated and in love with the scientific process since I was a child. This isn't an anti-science rant, it's a humanist response to what is a stunningly uneducated comment, IMHO. I'm not talking about education as in your degree, which you seem to feel the need to mention, but in common sense education.
    Strive to rise above your ignorance. Don't be like Oppenheimer and recognize it too late.

    DT

  204. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Daetrin · · Score: 2

    Hey! The coming out of the caves part wasn't our fault! Prometheus gave us fire all on his own, so he started it all! It's his fault! :)

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  205. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by martyros · · Score: 1
    Well, don't forget the post I was replying to: the poster said
    Steem-cell and cloning studies are being banned because some religious texts were interpreted as saying that this sort of thing is "unholy".
    My main purpose was to point out that this is not the reason I think experiments on embryonic humans should be illegal.

    That being said, I have a few things in response: The human stem cells and clones they're doing research on are not dead (or were not dead before some other human's interference) otherwise they'd be rather useless. It's one thing to take the kidney from someone who died in an auto accident; it's another thing to shoot someone and then take his kidney ("He was dead already...").

    I have nothing wrong against doing things with dead bodies, or organ donation if there's a good purpose, and if there's no chance of demand for dead bodies causing more dead bodies to show up. Paying women for aborted fetuses, for instance, could easily lead to a situation where women becoming pregnant for the express purpose of having an abortion, so they can sell the fetus.

    As far as abortion-on-demand, I admit the situations you describe are tough, and I'm willing to discuss them. But how many abortions are really from situations like this? (And would doctors really use stem cells from an embryonic human that had cystic fibrosis?) The vast number of abortions are essentially an alternate (or supplement) to birth control; and the law of the land in the US, at least, is that you have absolutely no rights until you pass completely through a birth canal (natural or c-section); you're merely a hunk of flesh, at the mercy of your mother's whims. That, I hope you agree, needs to change.

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  206. Stewart Little takes over Earth! by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

    Imagine the moral implication of this experiment will create... I don't want to see any mouse man frolicing about on Earth.. All I have to say is Eww! Not ANOTHER Stewart Little!!!

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  207. Two points... by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An instance of "civilized" country has been recently letting the religious right decide what can and what can not be researched. Steem-cell and cloning studies are being banned because some religious texts were interpreted as saying that this sort of thing is "unholy".

    1. Actually, it's not just the religious right - the Catholic church (associated with the "religious left", if there is such a group...) opposes cloning as well.
    2. Many people fear human cloning for reasons which have nothing to do with religion. If we clone human beings, what rights do they have? Do they have the right to vote? Can their organs be legally harvested for the healthy? If the cloning operation is only partially successful (for instance, if a person is born deformed or retarded), can a cloned person be killed without committing murder? These are not easy questions, and as such, it is much safer politically just to ban the practice than deal with the potential political fallout from allowing cloned humans.
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    1. Re:Two points... by szort · · Score: 1

      There might be hard questions related to cloning, but those aren't hard questions.

      A cloned human being is a human being and has all of the rights of a human being born as a twin or via in vitro fertilization. If they are born malformed, that's not a new situation, it's the same problem as when someone gives birth to a naturally malformed baby.

      None of the issues you brought up are even remotely new. Don't forget that we already have genetically identical people (e.g., twins).

    2. Re:Two points... by canadian_right · · Score: 2
      Why would clones have any different right from natural clones, ie twins?

      Why would ANY rules be different for people who are clones vs 'normal'? Clones will be born, grow and learn just like any other baby. Cloning itself should be completely without controversy.

      All the questions you are asking about clones should simply be applied to 'people'. The only reason I am against human cloning now is that the success rate is very low which will lead to much waste of potential life and deformed babies, and there is evidence that cloned people will suffer from health problems due to the cloning process.

      Where it gets interesting is when you combine genetic engineering with cloning. Lets say you clone a person, but engineer out the brain and spinal cord. Is this modified clone a person or just a sack of organs that you can harvest?

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  208. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by HamNRye · · Score: 2

    So your argument is: "We have been dabbling in areas we don't understand for a long, long time. Nothing bad has happened yet, heck, most of you aren't aware of the really troubling things we're doing. Don't get caught up in this moral miasma."

    Why do we need to engineer mice to have human cells for experimentation?? Because human life is too precious?? What about Mouse life??

    I am just tired of this idiot mentality that Human life takes some sort of precedence. This is the same mentality that led to Blacks and Indians not being considered "human". As long as they weren't "human" anything was OK. I'm not stealing a Human's land, I'm taking the land from these red animals that are everywhere.

    Indeed, this is only even debatable because we have now added 1,000 human cells to that mouse. Is he now human enough that we should feel bad about killing him?? Is 0.01% human too human to experiment on?? I guess not, 3/5ths of a man can still be a slave.

    And finally, the idea that we should have faith in scientists to do what is right... HaHaHa.... Please.... Don't insult us. I could point out the big villans of history, Your Mengeles, Dr. Burt, etc... But instead, I would like to point to one of the /. idols. Einstein was just doing science right?? Now we have Nuclear (GWB spelling) proliferation, and the sins of Nagasaki to remember. Indeed, most "science" is put to military use long before the general populous sees the benefits.

    In fact, science is what leads these chicken hawks on Capitol hill to think we can go to war around the globe without hitting too hard on the home front. "Look, none of our guys get killed in this.... We have technology." Our (correct) belief that we have this huge edge in science both encourages our leaders to wage war, but conditions our population to accept it. I cannot help but wonder if we had lost 300,000 troops in Desert Storm, would we be as eager for the latest attack on Iraq?? (Note: 300,000 is the number of kurds that died in Desert Storm fighting for our side.)

    Now, for the quotes:

    "genetic engineering of food has the potential to solve or at least lessen the ongoing starvation of millions (while we continue to worry about whether we should upgrade to the latest video card...)." - Meanwhile, Farm Subsidies continue. We pay farmers not to grow too much food. Genetically engineered food is the answer?? No, genetic research on agricultural products has had a devastating effect on every farmer except the big corporate farms. Now, every strain of corn is copyright Monsanto, you can't plant anything without paying to a large American corporation. Read the recent stories on Golden Rice.

    "to be a scientist is to revere life and the process of living above all else." - Unless that life is a mouse, rabbit, or other inferior species. I do note that in your entire post you don't mention the mice. You probably think I'm some soft-skulled liberal for even thinking of them. It would never occur to you that that mouse is as alive as you. No, you and most others are worried about the stem cells, a dead lump of human.

    You want some subjects for experimentation?? Pull a Dr. Jekyl and use yourself.

    ~Hammy

  209. Re:Where... how about the US? by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    Actually, that tanker - the Prestige - was flying the Bahamas flag, but was last inspected and declared seaworthy by The American Bureau of Shipping - a US organisation.

    We should note that The American Bureau of Shipping, is a private, not a governmental, body.

  210. H1B - M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A call was immediately received from one William Gates, who was extremely interested to know if the mice would be able to program.

  211. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, he only put restrictions on *fetal* stem cells, and I believe that ultimately, viable fetuses (fetii?)would effectively bought and sold, which I find to be surpassing repugnant. Other sources of stem cells, of which there are several, seem to be getting little press. Obviously a lack of controversy, nothing to see here folks, move along.

  212. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I disagree that this is a religious issue. I can tell you right now that I don't have a religious bone in my body - however, what I can tell you is that there are people out there with no scruples.

    The unfortunate thing with any technology (including cloning and stem cell research) is that people will pervert and corrupt this technology, guaranteed. I can understand fear and opposition to the possibilities of a large multi-national or a doctor looking for a name for herself.

    However, having said that, I know full well that anything banned completely loses government control and will still exist underground. Although I am personally very worried about the consequences of cloning, I do believe better the devil you know (think prohibition during world war II).

    Lastly, even though I am not religious, I think the fact that you can't see past religion and understand that people may be concerned with change because of the dark side of human nature is disappointing. Religion like anything has good and bad, just like cloning.

    End of story.
    Your friendly neighbourhood AC

  213. Sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sequel: The Secret of Li-Ion?

    Prequels: The Secret of Lead-Acid and The Secret of NiCd?

  214. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh, do you own a car?

    Are you one of those people who have agreed that it is morally acceptable to condemn a certain percentage of the population to death or suffering because it would be inconvenient for you to take the bus or ride a bike?

    You wouldn't happen to be a hypocrite, would you?

    What kind of car is it, by the way -- a fuel-efficient compact, or an SUV with 20 times the probability of causing a fatality in an accident?

    FWIW, I don't own a car and haven't for many years. But I believe that any woman who wants to can abort the growth growing in her belly, for whatever reason seems right to her. If there is a universal force for good, and if it is in any way logical or objective, I would imagine it would see my values and your values more or less balancing out. I think it's ok to throw away fetuses, you think it's ok to throw away grown up humans so you don't have to take the bus.

  215. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by szort · · Score: 1
    However, what I can tell you is that there are people out there with no scruples.
    Like child-molesting religious leaders. (Hey, why not trade one ridiculous stereotype for another - the mad, completely unethical scientist for the child-molesting priest?)
  216. Asimov was wrong, if he meant 'in English' by Presence1 · · Score: 1

    The animals are already asking us to stop, but they cannot speak human languages due to lack of appropiate vocal apparatus. Consider it a handicap and listen in their language (or provide a proper interpreter as required for any issue involving another's rights).

    I'm a fairly big fan of Asimov, and hadn't heard that quote. Assuming it is correct, he just lost a good measure of that respect. This is not an example of expansive thinking, but of flippant justification for abhorrent practices.

    FTR, I am not against all animal research, but I feel strongly that it should be as restricted and as humane as possible. Find alternatives and use human subjects whenver possible (we are the beneficiaries, after all).

    1. Re:Asimov was wrong, if he meant 'in English' by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      Well, it wasn't a quote. I took pretty significant liberties . . .

      I was alluding to Martin's suit for freedom in "The Bicentennial Man" where the judge says that anything that can desire freedom deserves it.

      1. He didn't actually say it had to ask in English. ('course I didn't either).
      2. I actually was using a reciprocal "law" that he almost certainly wouldn't have agreed with.

      So dis me, not Issac.

      -Peter

  217. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by HiThere · · Score: 2

    I can't define "should" here, but I am also bothered about the potential long-term problems. (This one sounds like it's more the creation of mixed human-mouse animals than about the stabilization of animals with mixed DNA. I.e., the mixture is happening at the cell level rather than at the genetic level. So the only current problem is the easing of infectious diseases learning to move from one host to another.)

    But in particular, I am bothered about organisms that are, say, 60% mouse, 40% human (figures choosen at random) which turn out to be intelligent. People have a bad history about how they treat those they call "subhuman", and this would be an entity that *might* rightfully be called that. Particularly since the design could be fine tuned until that was the actual result.

    Actually, I don't think a mouse is the best starting point here. A dog would be better. They've already been bred to accept humans as dominant members of their pack. But a mouse is a better place to start (but don't miss other stories on, e.g., pig/human blends).

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  218. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by nametaken · · Score: 0

    Someone was referring to right-wing nuts... where do you classify THIS??!? I don't even know...

    Sir/Madam/Dirty Hippy, please get hit by a car.
    Or if you prefer, choke on your soy.

  219. Well, speaking as a molecular biologist ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you, and hardly anyone else who has posted, has any idea what you're talking about. And this kind of mis-information is no better than when Microsoft spreads FUD about linux.

  220. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 1

    He's probably trying to boycott something.

    yeah, capitalism. ;-)

  221. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2

    "you should have more faith in us to do what is right"
    Are you kidding? The Nazi's said the same line.


    actually, the scientists/doctors that experimented on jews during the war were under duress by hitler's government to the tune of "you will be shot unless..."

    agent orange was a derivative of a class of chemicals used for pest control. a *government* decided to use it for military reasons.

    the lack of proper human trials could have avoided the repercussions of thalidomide.

    diet pill addicts? huh? that's a social problem of personal image and the fast-food lifestyle.


    I agree with you that articles like this always make them as sensational and outrageous as possible, but to suggest that "we" are supposed to trust "you" is as arrogant as it is naive.


    idealist perhaps... but what is wrong with idealism? the willingness of people to expouse uneducated opinion as pseudo-fact (about 90% of /. these days) astounds me constantly. sometimes all one can do sometimes is to appeal to one's fellow wo/man that science operates for the greater good.
    these days, the engendering of public support to do anything (invade country for oil) needs an ad campaign (president bush) backed by a legion of spin doctors (mainstream US press).


    There are a large number of scientists that strongly disagree with this type of research.


    not as many as you may think, and from experience, they are almost always pushing some religious agenda.


    For the record, I'm an atheist, and someone that has been fascinated and in love with the scientific process since I was a child. This isn't an anti-science rant, it's a humanist response to what is a stunningly uneducated comment, IMHO. I'm not talking about education as in your degree, which you seem to feel the need to mention, but in common sense education.


    you should sign up for a part-time science degree!

    you didn't pick up on the liberal use of cynicism?? i know how the damn system works, and it shits me that the same level of public rigour doesn't apply to issues that are far less encumbered by layers of scientific complexity.

    the problem with our cathode-ray-fed society is that most people are either stupid or lazy and don't care about anything until it affects them.

  222. DIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die, leftist shit fucker!

  223. Glad to hear he didn't actually say that by Presence1 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for clearing that up.

    We've got to watch those "significant liberties"...

  224. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2


    What about Mouse life??

    i agree with you... but it is society at large that decides that the lives of mice may be forfeited for the betterment of the human condition and of life in general. but i understand your sentiments and can say that a strong focus of science research these days is moving away from animal models to animal cell lines (where possible). we just aren't ready *yet* to move away entirely... i will rejoice the day that we can do detailed simulations on some beowulf cluster, though i fear that day is decades away.

    i heartily agree with you that humans are far too selfish about their humanity and the divine rights that humanity seems to bestow upon itself.
    i'm quite sure that humans are going to fuck up this planet, simply because we are *so* greedy and just don't know when to quit.

    i know all about monsanto and their GM seed crops that don't reproduce past 1 generation. the fact they were allowed to get away with that is your *government's* fault. science conducted behind close doors for purely economic gain is where the capitalist system breaks down the worst IMHO.

    all science knowledge should be public, and unpatentable, forever.

    as for experimenting upon ourselves, we do! usually only for demo type purposes though... the human genome published by celera was from their CSO, craig venter.

    cheers, matt

  225. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2

    You're not by any chance one of those scientists who turned himself into a half man/half mouse after your research approval was turned down are you? Tsk.

    they don't just call me "the horse" because i like being taken out and ridden hard...

  226. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by canadian_right · · Score: 2
    No, his argument is that even though it is not clear how this research will help people, there is a long history of 'pure research' leading to discoveries that do help a large number of people.

    Mouse life isn't precious because it isn't human. That is my opinion, and I don't mind if you disagree - just don't try to force your opinion on others.

    Well, yes science did give us the atom bomb. But that same science also lead to PET scans, etc... which have saved many lives. Science is a double edge sword. It is important to work towards having government that won't abuse the fruits of science. We'd all still be grunting in caves, too scared to even start a fire (it might burn someone, the horror!) if everyone was as scared of progress as you are.

    The problems with golden rice etc... are NOT science problems, but government problems. It is the government that allows patents on foods, and big business that takes advatange of this.

    --
    Anarchists never rule
  227. mighty mouse by batquux · · Score: 1

    If a mouse can be part human, maybe humans aren't so special after all. And then if a god can be part human, maybe I should stop there.

  228. patent attack? by dpash · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this the thing mentioned on /. a while ago about some scientists attacking the patent process by using it against itself, by trying to patent an idea with was so hideous that if it got a patent, people would question why it got one. If it failed to get one, it would show that there is a limit to patents on gentic research. All in all a win-win situation.

  229. They have been doing it for long while by Cothrom · · Score: 1

    My ex-wife, her chest size truely indicates mouse dna was applied to human dna. We are just hearing about this now?

  230. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

    What I find troubling is that, after centuries of civilization's great thinkers trying tirelessly to build a better mousetrap, now some damned idiots decide that it would be really cool to build a better mouse. This does not sound like a good idea to me. Maybe we should let the mice concern themselves with their own improvement, while WE keep working on those traps.

  231. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

    "as a PhD-level biochemist/molecular biologist,..." Hmm. Interesting post, but I found it absolutely fascinating that, with your obvious education, you only saw fit to capitalize the P, D, O, and K. Please enlighten my ignorant ass: what's up with that?

  232. Was the question ever about mice? by Pac · · Score: 2

    I thought the real point was, given the advances in our understanding of biology, nanotech and computer sciences, if we should build a better human (and let those concerned build better humantraps). A starting point would be deciding if we still are a part of Nature or if we have somehow risen above it. I favour the former and think that anything we do about enhancing the species is a natural part of Evolution (and if we mess up, it is also a natural part of Evolution, namely extinction). But I am well aware that some (or even most) people tend for the later, and think the humans are not (or never were) an integral part of Nature.

  233. I agree with you by Pac · · Score: 2

    I believe my previous comment was too narow, and may have given the impression I am only seeing the subject as a religion against science problem. Not so. I am also concerned about the whole host of ethical problems stem cell and cloning must address. But as you, I also think that banning something is the fast way to lose any control on what you ban. It is true for drugs nowadays, for instance.

    In my defense I would point that I was answering more specifically to a poster who "regreted" that the "civilized world" bans could be circunvented.

  234. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    we have been genetically engineering bacteria for over 20 years with no complaints

    given your background, you should know about how these efforts in the 1970's initially resulted in emergency meetings in Asilomar, CA and the all famous RAC (recombinant advisory committee) to come up with regulations and guidelines before moving forward. as the ny times article indicates, a major proponent in the current to test human ES cells in a chimeric mouse is irving weissman. this guy has a company in this area of research and obviously stands to benefit by guidelines that allow them the most latitude. he's looking for cover from the national acaemy of sciences to do so. being actually closer to the process than you might realize (and a cross-country colleague of irv's ... and don't get me wrong, this guy is a terrific immunologist and stem cell researcher), i think it wise to get scientists on the panel that don't have financial entanglements in the area as well as get advisement from the public before quickly moving forward. this will most likely be the way we proceed, but as scientists our obligation is not only to pushing the curve of scientific knowledge, but ensuring we also have the public's best interest at heart. not only do we not want to alienate that public, but in general, the public has been for many years our biggest benefactors and supporters and put a great deal of trust in us. this trust is to be continually earned and not lightly dismissed. i'm sure you feel the same, but your post might be misinterpreted by others. in light of what has recently happened in the area of gene therapy (death of the kid in philly causing a re-evaluation of whether we moved to fast in permitting such a study), moving cautiously in this area with debate is a good thing. anyway, i hope we are in agreement. have a nice thanksgiving.

  235. Define human. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In my definition fetuses in early development are not humans.

    I like Carl Sagan's definition, paraphrasing (most probably inexactly) form his book "Dragons of Eden" a human becomes one once the brain has developped all the anatomic parts of a fully grown individual, before that there is no posibility of human conciousness and thus the embryo should not have the same rights accorded to the rest of us.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  236. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Cloned humans would have the same rights as anybody else, they are people, not monsters or animals, the only difference would be the way they are conceived.

    Of course they would have the right to vote. Tell me which law forbids cloned people to do so.

    Their organs can't be harvested, or to put it more exactly, the legislation that applies to everybody today would apply to them as well. To be born a clone does not deprive you of your individuality (yes, as contradictory as this sounds)and human rights from a legal point of view.

    Do we kill people deformed or, as you say, "retarded" today? No. Where is your logic to think anybody in his right mind would even try?

    There are many questions, but I am afraid you are making the wrong ones.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Nonsense. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      people ARE animals. Nothing more, nothing less. We ARE just another animal. We aren't the smartest animal, we aren't the strongest animal, we are just the animal that both is intelligent enough to develope a form of defined communication with one another AND is manually capable. That we make up high ideals and self importance hardly makes us anything more than animals. However this doesn't justify concern for other types of animals either, after all, our purpose is to keep us around, not keep me around, not keep you around, but keep the human race around or those derivitaves that branch off of it. Now, if the next variation is a cyborg AI robot that uses a human body as fleshmobile, hey more power to it, after all, animals (remember that includes us) are just biological machines.

  237. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2

    PhD == Doctor of Philosophy, the traditional title for high-level studies in any field.

    the 'O' and the 'K'?

    re: capitals... well, i guess you could say that i prefer lower-case for non-formal writing... it's easier and faster to type (no SHIFT key all the time), and IMHO looks better.

    i could be a SA and say that i think capitalism is fundamentally wrong, but i wn't say that. ;-)

    cheers, matt

  238. This is a test patent... See news article by virtcert · · Score: 1

    This was reported back in May as an experiment to try to define the actual limits that patent office would establish on genetic patents. See this story:

    http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/living/health _s cience/3346268.htm

    Quote from the article:

    Nearly 10 years ago, a friend called Stuart Newman with an intriguing challenge: Could he think up a new form of life that would be scientifically useful and possible to patent - yet so disturbing that the public would recoil?

    And so Newman, a New York medical school professor, proposed a "humouse" - a part-human, part-mouse creature that could be made using existing lab techniques and would help companies test for the toxic effects of new drugs. He even typed up a fake news release claiming a trademark for the "humouse" name.

    Today, Newman's proposal is far more than a whimsical exercise. The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office is in the final stages of deciding whether he can patent his idea. Win or lose, the result could be exactly what the humouse was designed to accomplish: prodding Congress and the courts to place new limits on manipulating and patenting human life.

    For the patent office, the humouse raises awkward issues. For 22 years, it has granted patents on a wide array of living organisms and elements of life. Human genes have been patented. So have human cells. Patents have gone to animals with bits of human DNA, creatures that scientists use to study cancer and other diseases.

    But the patent office has drawn a line at claims on human embryos and humans themselves, saying that Congress, which writes the patent laws, has excluded them from the range of things that can be patented. While Congress has never spoken directly on the subject, the patent office says it infers the ban on these patents from such doctrines as the 13th Amendment prohibition on slavery.

  239. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by juhaz · · Score: 1

    Leukemia is cancer, faulty, uncontrollable replication of bodys own cells. It's not caused by bacteria or virus, and thus obviously you can't get one from a cat.

    If you had to pick up an example disease, you took one that couldn't even in theory work the way you describe? Good way to convince the plausability of the theory to others...

    Some animal diseases can affect humans, yes, but that does not require any hybrid hosts for intermediate stages. Common influenza, for example sometimes hops into men from pigs or birds.

  240. Re:Was the question ever about mice? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness, someone with a brain ;) I don't know that I believe we evolved from monkey's, I don't really care what we were before (except as an excercise to map our progression and where we are going) surely few can deny how blatant our evolution is now, though it is mostly in the mind, and it's progressing at an extremely rapid rate. It's not our muscles that are changing so much, it's the power or our minds or more specifically the utilization of that power that is now inherent from birth. In modern times most of the brillant scientists of yesterday would hardly be considered any more brillant than your average tinkerer today. Or should I say teenage tinkerer. It's not just the availability of knowledge, schools are hardly better. Hell schools here are decades behind the streets outside the building. You walk in the building and see a large number of indivuals you could swear just walked out of a dobbie gillis episode. However the average 15yr old has a higher IQ level than a 15yr old did 50yrs ago. He has a higher awareness of what is going on around him, and yes he is more likely to challenge and rebell against established ideas, this too is a sign of intelligence, not low moral values (which also tend to be discarded by intelligent individuals when they cannot find a legitimate basis).

  241. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you spent a little less time choking on the cock in your mouth you might have been able to solve some of the issues you refer to in your post. You make me sick.

  242. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by shaitand · · Score: 1

    I think people should have a vote, but I also think that only scientists should have a vote. And ethics should not enter the equation. Ethics are make believe. Logic should be the only factor. Will this wipe out the human race? Should it? Will the result be something that is more advanced than the human race and thus outdates it? Will it take over before we have a chance to work the bugs out. Will it work it's own bugs out better than us current humans can do so? These are the questions that should be asked, not "Sally do you think that this is bad because of some made up belief based on principles developed when fighting our instincts, or fears that stem from instincts of self preservation?"

  243. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better than a moron whacking off thinking about auto-gagging scientists. what the hell is your contribution? big smart slashdot poster but loser in every other regard. scientist wanna be? spare me your fricking degree. when all's said and done, those people inducing your gag or cum reflex will have a lot more to show and have accomplished than a whiny loser such as youself.

  244. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2

    Uhm, feline leukemia is fairly contagious among cats. From the Cornell Vetrinary Medicine web site:

    The feline leukemia virus is excreted in saliva and tears and possibly the urine and feces of infected cats. Prolonged, extensive cat-to-cat contact is required for efficient spread, because the virus is rapidly inactivated by warmth and drying.

    So a virus which infects cats and only cats, was not a good choice? Sounds like you need to go take a High School Biology course.

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    You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
  245. Re:I am sure I am not the only one bothered by thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the scientists/doctors that experimented on jews during the war were under duress by hitler's government to the tune of "you will be shot unless..."

    Not at all true in most cases, irrelevant in others. There were many respected scientists that supported and even contributed to the research done to mental "defects", political prisoners and Jews in the concentration camps from the early 30's to the end of the war. Read your history.

    agent orange was a derivative of a class of chemicals used for pest control.

    Irrelevant, but *surely* you get my point? It was picked out of thin air as an example. Ever hear of Mustard Gas? "Nerve" Gas research(which currently has the most research on it being done in the US).

    the lack of proper human trials could have avoided the repercussions of thalidomide

    So? Does that change the overall irresponsibilities of the researchers involved?

    diet pill addicts? huh? that's a social problem...

    Thank you for making my point. So scientists have a love of live, huh? "That's not my table"

    idealist perhaps... but what is wrong with idealism?

    This is semantics. There can be *plenty* wrong with idealism. Idealism has been used by fanatics as excuses to kill people. There are obviously kind, caring people that are idealists, fine - but your suggestion that "we" are supposed to trust "you" based on this is simply uneducated.

    There are a large number of scientists that strongly disagree with this type of research...
    not as many as you may think, and from experience, they are almost always pushing some religious agenda.

    I don't know where you live, buddy, but I know of a *lot* of scientists that oppose much of current genetic research - irrespective of religious views. Bunching anti-nuke or anti-genetic scientists in with wacko fringe movements is a typical tool of people in power trying to hold onto it.

    you should sign up for a part-time science degree!

    I like my current job, thank you, but that doesn't stop me from having valid opinions about scientific issues.

    you didn't pick up on the liberal use of cynicism?? i know how the damn system works, and it shits me that the same level of public rigour doesn't apply to issues that are far less encumbered by layers of scientific complexity.

    Not particularly surprising, given the average schmoe 300 years ago never travelled farther than the stream that ran past their village. What do you expect, everyone out there to hold degrees in every conceivable area of study, and peruse all the news, every day, in order to make a valid comment? You might want to cut those "stupid and lazy" people a little slack and understand that they're assaulted with images day in and day out, in the US mostly from bogus news orgs like CNN. I've seen my share of trailer park types that don't deserve, or get, a lot of respect, but I've also seen a lot of hard working, honest people who just need to get food on the table, and when they're told by a chemical company that their water supply will be safe, they've trusted them and suffered the results...

    DT

  246. Yes, the diseases of old age by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2

    What, you mean old age?

    Researchers are working on cures for heart disease, alzheimers, and cancer using stem cell techniques, which therapeutic cloning is an important component of, yes.

    you mean starvation and malnutrition, right

    There is more than enough food for everyone on the planet, the problem is a political one of distribution, not a technological one of production.

    And if we didn't, well, either we'd have to stop having kids or this planet is going to get VERY crowded and very dead.

    There is plenty of room for trillions of people in the solar system, there is no reason to turn away from longer & healthier lives to save space.

  247. Re:Some reason (hopefully a good one) by sjames · · Score: 2

    Actually, it's a bit greyer than you imagine. One side effect of in-vitro fertilization is that there are generally a number of potentially viable embryos left over (frozen) after a successful birth. The only options are: attempt to have a HUGE family, destroy them, or keep them frozen forever. Currently in the U.S., the third option seems to be in force, though I fail to see how that can continue.

    It seems that option 1 is not likely to solve the problem. We are left with destroying them. Would it be truly best to just incinerate them to the benefit of none, or to hopefully solve medical problems that have plagued mankind since before history?

    I do not suggest that research should proceed without restraint. I do suggest that it would be better to have it done in the light of day where reasonable restraints can be applied. In cases where society doesn't know what to think, perhaps a bit more information (from research) would help.

    I think that before condemning stem cell and cloning research, society should be required to better define what constitutes human life.

  248. Re:Plz die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    omfg mice lolmao roflmaoa12-834ua[ewrq[p4ip1[234v3'45;wefg;wg;