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  1. Re:Well that does it... on Google Responds to SearchKing's Lawsuit · · Score: -1

    you are a total loser and the gene pool would like to spit you out .. however, there is one small matter left to take care of. please exhale fully then take your fingers and force your tongue back in your throat. Inhale slowly, until you are choking on tongue. excellent! THanks so much. goodbye!

  2. that about says it all on How to Use Your iPod Under Linux · · Score: -1

    "the only thing missing is a nice GUI"

    Well, obviously. You ARE talking about Linux, right?

  3. first p00p p0st baby on Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry · · Score: -1

    you have been p00ped on by p00p

  4. Re:My hot cousin Jennifer on Bridging Unix and Windows At NASA · · Score: -1

    If Natalie Portman were my cousin, I'd still spray her up the asshole with Windex and put out some foot-massaging too. Ain't nothin' like a little slap and tickle with a bitch drippin' Windex out tha trunk, feet in my face, while I'm just sitting there on the toilet cranking out a fat load of diaper-filth to the beat of those disgusting bongo-pounding hippies next door!
    I wonder if they might be some of those dirty GNU hippies? Naww...

    This troll was brought you by p00p!!
    "shitting bricks for a free world, baby"

  5. Re:Pardon? on Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again · · Score: -1

    that better not be a nudie JPEG dude. I'll shit on your head if it is.

    This troll courtesy of p00p!! all your p00p are belong to me!

  6. in Soviet Russia... on Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again · · Score: -1

    I shit on frogs with the temerity to suggest that they need my money more than I do. Dirty GNU hippies like this need to be taught a lesson in basic business economics - giving these bums a dime won't change the fact that I have to crap in plain porcelain instead of a heated gold throne.
    I drive a Honda with no second gear, and Mandrake is having financial problems??? THESE GUYS GIVE AWAY FREE SOFTWARE, for crying out loud! What kind of fucked up dipshits expect to make a living by giving shit away?
    Charities, that's who. And Mandrake AIN'T no fucking charity.

    Incidentally, I wrote a little song about this that I'm licensing under the GPL. I hereby dedicate it to Mandrakesoft.

    wigger me this, wigger me that
    which wigger gets hit in the head with my bat?
    Mandrakesoft i'm gonna break you off something soon
    I'll feed you my shit with a spoon
    You can mash it up first or microwave it on high
    cuz it's brown and it's squishy and my shit be so fly
    you know i love it when you GPL'd your anus today
    come on down to the subway
    let's give it away!
    Mandrakesoft has sex appeal, image that's real
    Mandrakesoft likes to be tied up to a wheel
    Mandrakesoft knows that my turds are good food and that's
    why i want to run around France in the nude

    This troll was brought to you by p00p!! p00ping for charity, baby.

  7. Re:books on Getting Started In Linux · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah, go fuck yourself you unworthy disciple of the Great Leader. Demeaned? what could possibly demean a piece of shit? i mean, really.

  8. Re:Who needs all these languages? on SmartEiffel 1.0 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    why bother with VB? no seriously. why???

    AC had a valid point there. eiffel is kinda like java (nicely inflated GC overhead) and C and BASIC with a little extra bizarre shit thrown in for fun. it's a legit question, man... why bother with eiffel? i want to know.

  9. Re:Easy on Shocker: Despicable Conduct From Disney · · Score: -1

    no, the problem is that they DO vote. millions of white-trash rednecks, voting. it makes me want to retch. look at the outcome - a grade A moron in charge of the "free world." mixed-up idiots, the whole lot of 'em
    Only in America would they allow Americans to vote.

    +5 insightful

  10. Re:Norton Blows on Slashback: OpenSSH, Bio, Timeliness · · Score: -1

    It's a *joke* dinkus. Now go home and reinstall NT you dumb little fuckwad.

    Oh and by the way why don't you just "peruse the registry" to "spare yourself the hassle?" Numb-nuts. Idiot child.

  11. Re:here's a scary thought... on Win32/Linux Cross-Platform Virus · · Score: -1

    That's an easy one to bypass... simply don't dual boot. How hard is that?

  12. Re:There's certainly a need... on Fair IP Laws? · · Score: -1, Troll

    bring your brain to the next posting session or risk being held at scrotum-point by these losers on /.
    Your retarded inference is made funnier by the obvious fact that you are a penis-grasping dog-robbing pervert who wants to poke holes in his mother's panties

    Maybe you should grab a clue instead of strangers' reproductive organs.

  13. Re:more than Mozart? on Eminem #2 on Gracenote... Before Release · · Score: -1, Troll

    your "pun"ishing wittiness drives me to slap you with my hefty ape organ after a session with your unclothed mother. Why don't you get a life, retard?

  14. bring your own on Mozilla 1.0 Release Parties · · Score: -1

    calculator and taped up glasses too, we're gonna calculate PI tonight! yeeeeehaw.
    does the phrase "slobber all over my grumpy gorilla dink" mean anything to you losers?

  15. Re:Ah, the Irony! on Hacking Web Services · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey FUCKWAD! You obviously don't grasp the meaning of the word "stealing," but I'll bet you know the meaning of anal penetration with heated sections of angle-iron.
    For your edification, the definition of "steal" is as follows: [quoted from m-w.com by cut-and-paste]
    1 : to take the property of another wrongfully and especially as an habitual or regular practice
    2 : to come or go secretly, unobtrusively, gradually, or unexpectedly
    3 : to steal or attempt to steal a base
    transitive senses

    1 a : to take or appropriate without right or leave and with intent to keep or make use of wrongfully
    b : to take away by force or unjust means [they've stolen our liberty]
    c : to take surreptitiously or without permission [steal a kiss]
    d : to appropriate to oneself or beyond one's proper share : make oneself the focus of [steal the show]


    Udi Manber is an idiot and intellectual 'property' isn't property per se but rather a legal construct. By buying into this moron's definition of theft and then broadcasting it, you do both yourself and the community a dis-service. Now go home and put a bag on your sister's head so I can shag the shit outta her!