Myth, Myth2 / Myth II, and everything related to BioWare has been property of Microsoft for over 5 months!
It may be trojaned by Microsoft or somthing! Don't use it! Get the Linux version; I was at my local Fry's electronics (sadly), and they are selling Linux Myth II for $5.00! Great opportunity for people to buy all these and sell them on eBay for $10 + $4 S+H.
I REPEAT, DO NOT PUT FAITH INTO MICROSOFT'S UPDATED MYTH II !!
* I wonder what a virus on this would look like...
* A window that constantly moving away from you
* A window that is always behind you
* A spherical window
* Makes all your windows bounce off each other in a low gravity environment
(-)Actually, these all sound kind of cool.
THESE DO NOT SOUND COOL. AOL IS BEHIND YOU. FOLLOW THE DANCING GOATSE! KNOCK KNOCK...
The idiot I'm responding to is obviously a troll. Mod that troll down to the depths of slashdot purgatory, like me!
Tell that to all thos talented Apple IIe hackers that the fucktard Steve Jobs insulted and fired.
Steve Jobs didn't do shit. Jobs and Wozniak were part of the homebrew computer crowd and decided to be Yet-Another-Homebrew-Computer and unlike the group of homebrew hackers they associated with, they kept their designs secret. Wozniak has real talent. Jobs is an asshole that has always been able to be an administrative asshole because he recognizes others with talents and has everyone do his work as his minions. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs: same person, different attire and size of wallet.
I've discovered new life forms in the depths of a geek's garbage can. They are caffein-based. Apparently, these life forms are dependant on the geothermal activity from a big red mountain of hardware marked "RADEON". The colony is receding, I think they are making us our sacrificial being to feed to the "RADEON" god. Gotta go, we feast tonight on assorted discarded caffein products!
CAPTAIN's LOG, stardate 32955.00:
They're pushing us up towards the mountaint. I am humbled by their preserved assortment of jag and suicide mixes of Pizza+Mountain Dew+RedBull+Nicorette. I am at the "opening" of the Radeon. They pushed Jimmy down the hole! Nooo! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
They pushed me in!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm Falling!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I've landed on Jimmy, my leg is broken. Jimmy isn't breathing! I think he's dead. OH GOD, WHY!?!?!? Who is that? Someone is coming from a nearby tunnel...light....I can see... It's a giant fairy girl. Oh boy! She is sexy!
CAPTAIN's LOG, stardate 32955.20:
Having sex with the fairy girl was exhilerating. She had a tight pussy and excremented excellent proportion of lube. She speeks FrechGerman, said her name was "nVidian." She was verry hot to the touch, and verry vocal, and some of the natives that pushed me down here tried jumping down, but they all died immediatly after hitting the bottom of the cave; luckily I landed on Jimmy. I love Miss 'nVidian" and am glad I'm the only one to have found her. I plan on fucking her in every position imaginable. **I know people are reading this...fuck'em, it's my fantasy, not theirs! I can move it from PG13 to R-XXX when I fucking want to!**
It was nice knowing you. openGL was sorely missed, that they were thrown out of their own ARB building by Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft wants nothing to do with openGL. Yes, Microsoft now owns the ARB building that was once the conservatory of openGL.
Don't let the doorknob spank you on the way out.
Aside from nVidia and PowerVR, there are NO HIGH QUALITY OPENGL DRIVERS capable of meeting todays needs. No the DRI project (http://dri.sourceforge.net) is not viable as nobody of such caliber of skill is capable of meeting the requirments of qualifying as a maintaner of the DRI for any brand of closed-documentation graphics accelerator.
Today, only DirectDraw and Direct3D are willingly supported by graphics card designers and manufacturers. Nobody wants a second PC operating system; they just want to deal with Apple Mac OSX or Microsoft WindowsXP. Not another. And with Linux being so fucking binary incompatible with future, past, and present distributions of other companies, that just to provide Linux support they know they will be forced to troubleshoot over 20 fucking possible different Linux distributions. Linux is portable at the Protocol and is why everyone secretly boosts at as the opensource operating system. Without opensource shit, stuff doesn't get re-compiled and without compilation you can kiss Linux software goodbye.
On a stinking XFree86/DRI developer's list, Linus Torvalds confirms your worst fears. Sorry to say it, but Linus Torvalds' quote may be applied to the rest of his stinking world of the Linux kernel; including Mesa3D.
[If you tell anyone you saw our balloon flying over the Walmart, we will castrate each of your relatives] and suspend your driving "privilege" as well as...
I have friends that are homosexual and they, obviously as geeks, can't find anyone they like. I read a better-than-slashdot's-article at Life Magazine's website that covered both "spectrums" of geek dating.
As per the article, homosexual geeks may go peruse here.
I have family members that are telemarketers and let me tell you that they are all sick people. They think they do no harm to you, but remember that we are all being selfish...how do we harm telemarketers back? Guess what? Regardless of whether they are paid by the hour or commission, you hurt them badly by how much time you spend talking with them. Sure, you may be sitting down with the family at dinner, or making $10 or $30 an hour at your job...just answer their message as I do...
[TELEMARKETER] Hello, my name is Ben and I'm here to let you know you have won a free Disneyland cruise and [click]
[ME] Ah yes, hello! Sorry for the wait, was eating dinner with me family. We're all here for you, Ben. What's on your mind?
[TELEMARKETER] Yes, thankyou for your time [implying he's stealing my time, grrr]. We are offering an opportunity for you to claim your free reservation for the Disneyland Royal Fairy Gay Princess cruise with all the...
[ME] Oh wow! [I interrupted him with my joy] I can't wait to sign-up! How do I apply?
[TELEMARKETER] Ok, I'll first need your name and a credit card?
[ME] Oh dear, my credit car is pressed to its limits and...
{two minutes later}
Yeah I've been working at a sock factory for the past 15 years. I'm the guy that staples the company's identification and advertisments on the socks and then my fellow Illegal Mexican, Jose FuBar'lo'cheese, makes sure they'll match the description by stretching the socks with his hands to make sure they'll fit whatever size of foot they were marked.
[TELEMARKETER] I can't accept anything other than Credit Cards. I'ld accept cash, but we decided not to because in the past people take too long. I tell you what, I can postpone the cruise ship for another month for you to improve your credit record.
[ME] Wow! You'll do that for me? Oh you're the best, Ben! Keep the decks swabbed until I get you the money, Capt'n!
[TELEMARKETER] Well, [laughing through his lying teeth] I'll call back in one week to remind you of the cruise status and
[ME] To be honest with you Ben, [interupting him again] I never intended of buying your tickets. My credit history is cleaner than a a lactating woman's freshly-sucked nipples and I simply can barely afford to make my credit-card payments, despite my poverty. You see, my situation is that as of 7 months ago, my son had a terrible car accident and I tried everything in my power to secure him a new gall bladder. The doctors told me that without a gall bladder all the un-filtered poisons will circulate through his bloodstream continuously and in less than 2 years he will start showing signs of pre-mature aging and his body will rapidly degrade in health...
{4.2 minutes later}
The guy on eBay accepted my socks for his gall bladder and I've bartered socks ever since that accident with the sausage salesman in the drug-store.
[TELEMARKETER] But where did the sausage salesman come from? Where does he fit into this picture?
[ME] HE DOESN'T.
[TELEMARKETER] Sir, I think you are trying to waste my time.
[ME] Actually, you are on the opposite truth. I've been stuck here trying to keep you away from danger. I've discovered that Telemarketers are the most sought-killed people and I don't want you to go around risking your life or limbs in the chances of coming across someone that is ready to go crazy, track you down, and kill you using the statelograph-faze-shock as you try to quickly hang up your end of the phone.
[TELEMARKETER] I think you are lieing to me, Bye
[ME] DON'T GO! PLEASE! You are in DANGER! I will STATELOGRAPHICALLY-FAZE-SHOCK you over the power-lines if you hang up on me!!! You must stay put, you are in danger! The Klingons are holding me captive, help me!
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Myth, Myth2 / Myth II, and everything related to BioWare has been property of Microsoft for over 5 months!
It may be trojaned by Microsoft or somthing! Don't use it! Get the Linux version; I was at my local Fry's electronics (sadly), and they are selling Linux Myth II for $5.00! Great opportunity for people to buy all these and sell them on eBay for $10 + $4 S+H.
I REPEAT, DO NOT PUT FAITH INTO MICROSOFT'S UPDATED MYTH II !!
* I wonder what a virus on this would look like... * A window that constantly moving away from you * A window that is always behind you * A spherical window * Makes all your windows bounce off each other in a low gravity environment (-)Actually, these all sound kind of cool. THESE DO NOT SOUND COOL. AOL IS BEHIND YOU. FOLLOW THE DANCING GOATSE! KNOCK KNOCK...
As I hold my MEAD notebook, I do believe MEAD or maybe ROLODEX created the first Notebook(TM).
Another stinker floats its way down the porcelain tube. Woops, sorry.
:)
The last article, about Cow Manure, had a *fresh* impression on my mind.
The idiot I'm responding to is obviously a troll. Mod that troll down to the depths of slashdot purgatory, like me!
Tell that to all thos talented Apple IIe hackers that the fucktard Steve Jobs insulted and fired.
Steve Jobs didn't do shit. Jobs and Wozniak were part of the homebrew computer crowd and decided to be Yet-Another-Homebrew-Computer and unlike the group of homebrew hackers they associated with, they kept their designs secret. Wozniak has real talent. Jobs is an asshole that has always been able to be an administrative asshole because he recognizes others with talents and has everyone do his work as his minions. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs: same person, different attire and size of wallet.
I thought Maggie shot you?
And where did Smithers go after you told him to get into the Spruce Moose?
You have a LOT of explaining to do...
CAPTAIN's LOG, stardate 32954.15:
I've discovered new life forms in the depths of a geek's garbage can. They are caffein-based. Apparently, these life forms are dependant on the geothermal activity from a big red mountain of hardware marked "RADEON". The colony is receding, I think they are making us our sacrificial being to feed to the "RADEON" god. Gotta go, we feast tonight on assorted discarded caffein products!
CAPTAIN's LOG, stardate 32955.00:
They're pushing us up towards the mountaint. I am humbled by their preserved assortment of jag and suicide mixes of Pizza+Mountain Dew+RedBull+Nicorette. I am at the "opening" of the Radeon. They pushed Jimmy down the hole! Nooo! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
They pushed me in!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm Falling!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I've landed on Jimmy, my leg is broken. Jimmy isn't breathing! I think he's dead. OH GOD, WHY!?!?!? Who is that? Someone is coming from a nearby tunnel...light....I can see... It's a giant fairy girl. Oh boy! She is sexy!
CAPTAIN's LOG, stardate 32955.20:
Having sex with the fairy girl was exhilerating. She had a tight pussy and excremented excellent proportion of lube. She speeks FrechGerman, said her name was "nVidian." She was verry hot to the touch, and verry vocal, and some of the natives that pushed me down here tried jumping down, but they all died immediatly after hitting the bottom of the cave; luckily I landed on Jimmy. I love Miss 'nVidian" and am glad I'm the only one to have found her. I plan on fucking her in every position imaginable. **I know people are reading this...fuck'em, it's my fantasy, not theirs! I can move it from PG13 to R-XXX when I fucking want to!**
It was nice knowing you. openGL was sorely missed, that they were thrown out of their own ARB building by Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft wants nothing to do with openGL. Yes, Microsoft now owns the ARB building that was once the conservatory of openGL.
Don't let the doorknob spank you on the way out.
Aside from nVidia and PowerVR, there are NO HIGH QUALITY OPENGL DRIVERS capable of meeting todays needs. No the DRI project (http://dri.sourceforge.net) is not viable as nobody of such caliber of skill is capable of meeting the requirments of qualifying as a maintaner of the DRI for any brand of closed-documentation graphics accelerator.
Today, only DirectDraw and Direct3D are willingly supported by graphics card designers and manufacturers. Nobody wants a second PC operating system; they just want to deal with Apple Mac OSX or Microsoft WindowsXP. Not another. And with Linux being so fucking binary incompatible with future, past, and present distributions of other companies, that just to provide Linux support they know they will be forced to troubleshoot over 20 fucking possible different Linux distributions. Linux is portable at the Protocol and is why everyone secretly boosts at as the opensource operating system. Without opensource shit, stuff doesn't get re-compiled and without compilation you can kiss Linux software goodbye.
On a stinking XFree86/DRI developer's list, Linus Torvalds confirms your worst fears. Sorry to say it, but Linus Torvalds' quote may be applied to the rest of his stinking world of the Linux kernel; including Mesa3D.
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Palestine!
I am soooo flamebait, mua-ha-ha-ha...
Palestine?
I am sooooo flamebait. mua-ha-ha-ha...
Practicing peering without a license?
Shameful!
[If you tell anyone you saw our balloon flying over the Walmart, we will castrate each of your relatives] and suspend your driving "privilege" as well as ...
-U.S. Department of Helium and Aluminum Foil
Obviously you don't have good English speaking skills. You must be from China and are trying to "communicate" with everyone in your non-native tongue.
In Communist China, gay != happy and homosexual = you.
Future foretold in China:
Music now costs less than rice!
And the past foretold:
AOL CD's used more than music CD's!
Slashdot presently foretold:
In Fascist USA, Music sells you!
...all these cars have PUSSY written all over them.
These cars couldn't even push themselves out of a wet paper bag!
This is first.
There may be other trolls, many exclaiming the first, yet this one is unique.
This is the "first MicroBSD is dying" post!
I hope I'm not the only one thinking of hot girls riding a handrill-dildo installed in a beer keg.
maybe symbian is not made for PDAs, I don't know.
Sybian is a company/product that is designed for lovin' those ladies, mostly ladies that are horny 24/7 or butt-ugly-untouchable 24/7.
I'm wating for the l8 and gr8 movies to come out featuring the latest product! I LOVE THEM GIRLS!
All they need to do is swim across the channel and they receive all the liberties and benefits established to help legitimate hard-working people get back on their feet.
No wonder Ossama Bin Laden coordinated the bombing of the world trade center; it was a !
One day everyone will come to their senses...
I have friends that are homosexual and they, obviously as geeks, can't find anyone they like. I read a better-than-slashdot's-article at Life Magazine's website that covered both "spectrums" of geek dating.
As per the article, homosexual geeks may go peruse here.
I enjoy speaking with telemarketers.
...
I have family members that are telemarketers and let me tell you that they are all sick people. They think they do no harm to you, but remember that we are all being selfish...how do we harm telemarketers back? Guess what? Regardless of whether they are paid by the hour or commission, you hurt them badly by how much time you spend talking with them. Sure, you may be sitting down with the family at dinner, or making $10 or $30 an hour at your job...just answer their message as I do...
[TELEMARKETER] Hello, my name is Ben and I'm here to let you know you have won a free Disneyland cruise and [click]
[ME] Ah yes, hello! Sorry for the wait, was eating dinner with me family. We're all here for you, Ben. What's on your mind?
[TELEMARKETER] Yes, thankyou for your time [implying he's stealing my time, grrr]. We are offering an opportunity for you to claim your free reservation for the Disneyland Royal Fairy Gay Princess cruise with all the...
[ME] Oh wow! [I interrupted him with my joy] I can't wait to sign-up! How do I apply?
[TELEMARKETER] Ok, I'll first need your name and a credit card?
[ME] Oh dear, my credit car is pressed to its limits and
{two minutes later}
Yeah I've been working at a sock factory for the past 15 years. I'm the guy that staples the company's identification and advertisments on the socks and then my fellow Illegal Mexican, Jose FuBar'lo'cheese, makes sure they'll match the description by stretching the socks with his hands to make sure they'll fit whatever size of foot they were marked.
[TELEMARKETER] I can't accept anything other than Credit Cards. I'ld accept cash, but we decided not to because in the past people take too long. I tell you what, I can postpone the cruise ship for another month for you to improve your credit record.
[ME] Wow! You'll do that for me? Oh you're the best, Ben! Keep the decks swabbed until I get you the money, Capt'n!
[TELEMARKETER] Well, [laughing through his lying teeth] I'll call back in one week to remind you of the cruise status and
[ME] To be honest with you Ben, [interupting him again] I never intended of buying your tickets. My credit history is cleaner than a a lactating woman's freshly-sucked nipples and I simply can barely afford to make my credit-card payments, despite my poverty. You see, my situation is that as of 7 months ago, my son had a terrible car accident and I tried everything in my power to secure him a new gall bladder. The doctors told me that without a gall bladder all the un-filtered poisons will circulate through his bloodstream continuously and in less than 2 years he will start showing signs of pre-mature aging and his body will rapidly degrade in health...
{4.2 minutes later}
The guy on eBay accepted my socks for his gall bladder and I've bartered socks ever since that accident with the sausage salesman in the drug-store.
[TELEMARKETER] But where did the sausage salesman come from? Where does he fit into this picture?
[ME] HE DOESN'T.
[TELEMARKETER] Sir, I think you are trying to waste my time.
[ME] Actually, you are on the opposite truth. I've been stuck here trying to keep you away from danger. I've discovered that Telemarketers are the most sought-killed people and I don't want you to go around risking your life or limbs in the chances of coming across someone that is ready to go crazy, track you down, and kill you using the statelograph-faze-shock as you try to quickly hang up your end of the phone.
[TELEMARKETER] I think you are lieing to me, Bye
[ME] DON'T GO! PLEASE! You are in DANGER! I will STATELOGRAPHICALLY-FAZE-SHOCK you over the power-lines if you hang up on me!!! You must stay put, you are in danger! The Klingons are holding me captive, help me!
In the monarchy of England, Junkyard-Wars wants you!
Bribe your users with value that they'll never receive! For instance, offer rebates and deny the rebate on some stupid criteria.
Or even better, throw money around like this
YES! FIRST NOBEL POST!
Someone needs to shit you a new face. Because you obviously have won the Nobel Prize of pretty looks.