They new not to say "vulterine" because it would be obvious... So they say "vulterant" and everyone goes to dictionary.com and concludes "wow, nothing was meant by what they said: vulterant must be some sort of new klingon word that means 'happy' or somthing.":D
I've seen Polka music better than Puff Daddy's belching. Puff Daddy reminds me of the wild-child transcripts on pms-PBS.
"And I ran...I ran so far away..." "I want to get physical; physical..." "We can go anywhere we want to; we can leave this world behind." "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm!" "Shit, shit, let it all out. This is the thing gerbils can do without! Come'on! I want to go poo! Come'on!"
I'll say it first and I'll say it again! Q*Bert is evil! Says Fractalcow.com's webmaster that realy just pussied-out under the pressure from Sesame Workshop.
Q*Bert killed Mr. Hooper! Q*Bert tried to rape Dawn! Q*Bert does strange and bad things to Q*Ernie(remember, those were Q*Ernie's shoes!) Q*Bert sells drugs and is the one that got Elmo addicted to Heroine!(god rest his muppet soul) Q*Bert recently got the trash-collectors to evict poor-ol' Oscar Grouch!
And it is sad stileproject.com wasn't there; that filthy rat should've been exhibiting "the girls of linux." Serves him right to stay in his parents' basement doing god-knows-what.
The egg-scambling goodness will stay mine! I won't sell! I'm using a Cyrix, so I had to settle for my APC to cook my breakfast; I should've picked the Intel Itanium2 all-purpose option.
I know the craftiness of APC...
1) Offer buy-back program 2) Distribute certificates for discounts on future APC products 3) Receive certificates and return them back to sender explaining inconsistent rejection of discount due to lack of original receipt or bill of sale 3) Sell on eBay as George Foreman's Soopuh-Doopuh lean grillin' musheen that plugs into itself 4) ???? 5) Profit!
Hotograph is a rating system used to determine the general "HOT" -ness of a particular woman. Here's the graph:
Natalie Portma: 11(hot grits down my pants!) Kari Salen-Wurer: 10(hot) Gwen Stefani: 10(hot) Darma (not Greg): 10(hot) Melissa Cox: 8(hot) Marge Simpson: 7(hot)
The Hotograph is relative to the general "HOT" -ness of a particular woman. There is an opposite side of the "HOT" spectrum that is known as the Coldgraph or, in slashdot, known as the "Oldgraph". The old-graph is relative to the general disgustness of women. Here is a representative of the current rankings on the [C]oldgraph:
Hillary Rossen: 11(blitzkrieg, beyond Coldgraph spectrum) PeeWee Herman (realy was a woman showing her new tool): 10(cold) Mellisa Ethridge: 10(cold) The Golden Girls (don't let the old-age fool yuh): 0(cold/warm:neutral)
The Hotograph and the [C]oldgraph is subject to change on announcment of new specimens. RMS's girlfriend is currently being evaluated for a gold crown that is beyond the measurable range on the [C]oldgraph.
[holding a flashlight under my nose/w snot drooling like the girl on Blair Witch.]
Nobody suspected the mounties... They looked as if they were there to uphold the law, but few knew their actual intent. Every winter they travelled off to the woods to "regulate" as they called it. I followed one of them and discovered they go into the woods to construct wind-chimes of sticks. I tried to clime a tree and grab onto one, but a strange presence kept haunting me off the distance; I felt as if somthing was watching me...touching my hair...groping my backpack...pulling me OFF THE TREE IT'S A MOUNTY RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
You are just blah, blah, and blah. I like how you regarded your post to attention of only the most ignorant moderators to mod you up. The truth, which you happen to not troll from your stern, is that CPU's are rated completly different from Visual Processing Units (VPU) or Graphics Processing Units (GPU). I think you are verry skilled troll and I'm glad I received the honor of applauding you before that other troll that mysteriously does the same and your nice mod points mysteriously sucked away and elegently snorted onto the other troll's account.
PhysicsGenius, my hat is glued to my head and I am unable to take it off to you.
I was verry depressed...until I read about MCSE credentials. I got one in less than 1 month of school and only taking "tests" on weekends for only 2 hours. I received my Microsoft certification and was pleased by my success.
I learned HMTL as I tested for my MCSE credentials. Find me, in Yahoo! Personals!
Maybe they'll finish and re-release that incomplete/overly-complex Zelda game...what was it called? Oracle of Seasons?
Or better yet, how about making Excite Bike 2, Mario Bros. 5, Super Duper Mario Kart, and Pamela_Anderson D(o)(o)M! Oh boy! The hours I can continue to waste will be on the Super Nintendo III ! I don't know about any of you saps, I'm brushing up on my conversational Chinese skills. Yay Nintendo! And yay for the linux kernel supporting Super Nintendo joysticks!
10. First Post
9. Pirst Fost
8. In Soviet Russia...
7. In Communist China...
6. In Socialist Europe...
5. In Fascist America...
4. GNU (Gaysex's Not Unusual)
3. Goatse.cx!
2. Duplicate Stories (see number 2)
and the number one physics highlite of 2002 is...
drum-role please...
cross your fingers...
1. You insensitive clod!
WE LOVE YOU COWBOYNEAL! In free-speech Slashdot.org, good night!
Suddenly, the Network Administrators of the future began losing the cyber war. Crackers and trolls over-whelmed the white hats. Everyone thought dual-screens were better, but they were wrong. The portable computers became too heavy to carry...and the Network Administrators too feeble to carry them. Crackers, an identical equivalent, thought much differently than the white hats, in terms of data representation. The Crackers were lower power. Trolls, on the other hand, were vile creatures. Trolls were monkey like animals and two types of trolls existed: the feeble eye-glass wearing troll that walked slowly and wouldn't bend over to pick $500.00 off the ground and the dominant gorilla-like Troll that employs sub-trolls to spread fud throughout the e-forum world. Trolls didn't care, they wanted first post, and they generally out-lived the white hats in this respect because none knew a dominant Troll from the feeble troll.
I think Morpheous is wrong. He's just a troll in disguise and he is using us all to his gain. The construct is just a bunch of dual-screen laptops not even he can carry around so he bought this rotting nebuchadnezzer hover craft jus to carry his computers and first post the matrix using our brain-waves. Sometimes after looking at the matrix so long, I don't see numbers. I see blond, brunette, redhead... Morpheous lied to us. I think the Internet could be more real than this world. Here, I'm a prisoner. If I was asked to choose the blue pill or red pill again, I'ld tell him to shove that Red Pill right up his ass!
HP: Do we have a deal then? ME: Yes, I want to remember nothing. Got that? Nothing! And I want to come back as someone important. HP: Whatever you want, Mr. SlashdotTroll. Access codes to the IBM mainframe? ME: I told you, I don't have them...but I can get you the man who does... HP: Klerck...
I think this project looks verry good, yet I would like to roast these students for their impressive work (hope they receive good grades on their idea)...
1. Goto college 2. Design / implement console and game in ol' NES box 3. ??? 4. Work for Albertson's durring the summer.
"I,Benjaminof BOFH Computer Club, motion for a declared 1337-jihad on this man's phone line."
"I, Bobby of Cornhusk-Pennsylvania, apose your motion and present my motion to salt his fields, storm his castle using our cloaks of darkness, slay the beast guarding the stolen goods, and feast upon the flesh of our victory."
Bah, this study is complete FUD from a recovering AliceBot. AliceBot is about 40 years old in the making and has just reached the sentient nature to explore other games besides Asheron's call. She's tried xbowling, xsmuggler, quake3, xbaseball, and now wants to go back to asheron's call.
BaseBallFanBot2334 "Yo Alice, swing or miss baby! Swing Batta!"
AliceBOT: "Stop it you're confusing my AI brainwaves"
BaseBallFanBot2334: "SWING BATTA-BATTA, yo Alice I got your wood right here!"
AliceBOT: "I'm going back to asheron's call"
UmpireBot32341: "You walk off the field and you're...ok fine...OUTA HERE!"
{ crowd chears }
BaseBallFanBot2334: "C'mon Alice, a bit negative is a sad thing to waste."
AliceBOT: "Go download me; you father-less process! Now you DIE!"
Slashdot Mirror
They new not to say "vulterine" because it would be obvious... So they say "vulterant" and everyone goes to dictionary.com and concludes "wow, nothing was meant by what they said: vulterant must be some sort of new klingon word that means 'happy' or somthing." :D
I've seen Polka music better than Puff Daddy's belching. Puff Daddy reminds me of the wild-child transcripts on pms-PBS.
"And I ran...I ran so far away..."
"I want to get physical; physical..."
"We can go anywhere we want to; we can leave this world behind."
"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm!"
"Shit, shit, let it all out. This is the thing gerbils can do without! Come'on! I want to go poo! Come'on!"
I'll say it first and I'll say it again! Q*Bert is evil! Says Fractalcow.com's webmaster that realy just pussied-out under the pressure from Sesame Workshop.
Q*Bert killed Mr. Hooper!
Q*Bert tried to rape Dawn!
Q*Bert does strange and bad things to Q*Ernie(remember, those were Q*Ernie's shoes!)
Q*Bert sells drugs and is the one that got Elmo addicted to Heroine!(god rest his muppet soul)
Q*Bert recently got the trash-collectors to evict poor-ol' Oscar Grouch!
Q*Bert is evil!
/me drank *hic* it all
And it is sad stileproject.com wasn't there; that filthy rat should've been exhibiting "the girls of linux." Serves him right to stay in his parents' basement doing god-knows-what.
The egg-scambling goodness will stay mine! I won't sell! I'm using a Cyrix, so I had to settle for my APC to cook my breakfast; I should've picked the Intel Itanium2 all-purpose option.
I know the craftiness of APC...
1) Offer buy-back program
2) Distribute certificates for discounts on future APC products
3) Receive certificates and return them back to sender explaining inconsistent rejection of discount due to lack of original receipt or bill of sale
3) Sell on eBay as George Foreman's Soopuh-Doopuh lean grillin' musheen that plugs into itself
4) ????
5) Profit!
ie no-one expected what it turned-out to be.
Hotograph is a rating system used to determine the general "HOT" -ness of a particular woman. Here's the graph:
Natalie Portma: 11(hot grits down my pants!)
Kari Salen-Wurer: 10(hot)
Gwen Stefani: 10(hot)
Darma (not Greg): 10(hot)
Melissa Cox: 8(hot)
Marge Simpson: 7(hot)
The Hotograph is relative to the general "HOT" -ness of a particular woman. There is an opposite side of the "HOT" spectrum that is known as the Coldgraph or, in slashdot, known as the "Oldgraph". The old-graph is relative to the general disgustness of women. Here is a representative of the current rankings on the [C]oldgraph:
Hillary Rossen: 11(blitzkrieg, beyond Coldgraph spectrum)
PeeWee Herman (realy was a woman showing her new tool): 10(cold)
Mellisa Ethridge: 10(cold)
The Golden Girls (don't let the old-age fool yuh): 0(cold/warm:neutral)
The Hotograph and the [C]oldgraph is subject to change on announcment of new specimens. RMS's girlfriend is currently being evaluated for a gold crown that is beyond the measurable range on the [C]oldgraph.
[holding a flashlight under my nose
Nobody suspected the mounties... They looked as if they were there to uphold the law, but few knew their actual intent. Every winter they travelled off to the woods to "regulate" as they called it. I followed one of them and discovered they go into the woods to construct wind-chimes of sticks. I tried to clime a tree and grab onto one, but a strange presence kept haunting me off the distance; I felt as if somthing was watching me...touching my hair...groping my backpack...pulling me OFF THE TREE IT'S A MOUNTY RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You are just blah, blah, and blah. I like how you regarded your post to attention of only the most ignorant moderators to mod you up. The truth, which you happen to not troll from your stern, is that CPU's are rated completly different from Visual Processing Units (VPU) or Graphics Processing Units (GPU). I think you are verry skilled troll and I'm glad I received the honor of applauding you before that other troll that mysteriously does the same and your nice mod points mysteriously sucked away and elegently snorted onto the other troll's account.
PhysicsGenius, my hat is glued to my head and I am unable to take it off to you.
I earned an F in C...
an F in C#
an F in D
I was verry depressed...until I read about MCSE credentials. I got one in less than 1 month of school and only taking "tests" on weekends for only 2 hours. I received my Microsoft certification and was pleased by my success.
I learned HMTL as I tested for my MCSE credentials. Find me, in Yahoo! Personals!
THANKYOU MICROSOFT!
Maybe they'll finish and re-release that incomplete/overly-complex Zelda game...what was it called? Oracle of Seasons?
Or better yet, how about making Excite Bike 2, Mario Bros. 5, Super Duper Mario Kart, and Pamela_Anderson D(o)(o)M! Oh boy! The hours I can continue to waste will be on the Super Nintendo III ! I don't know about any of you saps, I'm brushing up on my conversational Chinese skills. Yay Nintendo! And yay for the linux kernel supporting Super Nintendo joysticks!
Whooooooooo are you?
Who Who...Who Who Who...
Whooooooooo are you?
O
You should eat your chunky meat and vegitable soup.
With a beoWULF cluster of XBox consoles. oh wait...
You obviously aren't a geek, or a a recoving one that has been too f*cking long *from your computer.
You skipped step 0: "Bathe in Tomato Sauce to remove hot grits"
Drum-role please...
10. First Post
9. Pirst Fost
8. In Soviet Russia...
7. In Communist China...
6. In Socialist Europe...
5. In Fascist America...
4. GNU (Gaysex's Not Unusual)
3. Goatse.cx!
2. Duplicate Stories (see number 2)
and the number one physics highlite of 2002 is...
drum-role please...
cross your fingers...
1. You insensitive clod!
WE LOVE YOU COWBOYNEAL! In free-speech Slashdot.org, good night!
Suddenly, the Network Administrators of the future began losing the cyber war. Crackers and trolls over-whelmed the white hats. Everyone thought dual-screens were better, but they were wrong. The portable computers became too heavy to carry...and the Network Administrators too feeble to carry them. Crackers, an identical equivalent, thought much differently than the white hats, in terms of data representation. The Crackers were lower power. Trolls, on the other hand, were vile creatures. Trolls were monkey like animals and two types of trolls existed: the feeble eye-glass wearing troll that walked slowly and wouldn't bend over to pick $500.00 off the ground and the dominant gorilla-like Troll that employs sub-trolls to spread fud throughout the e-forum world. Trolls didn't care, they wanted first post, and they generally out-lived the white hats in this respect because none knew a dominant Troll from the feeble troll.
I think Morpheous is wrong. He's just a troll in disguise and he is using us all to his gain. The construct is just a bunch of dual-screen laptops not even he can carry around so he bought this rotting nebuchadnezzer hover craft jus to carry his computers and first post the matrix using our brain-waves. Sometimes after looking at the matrix so long, I don't see numbers. I see blond, brunette, redhead... Morpheous lied to us. I think the Internet could be more real than this world. Here, I'm a prisoner. If I was asked to choose the blue pill or red pill again, I'ld tell him to shove that Red Pill right up his ass!
HP: Do we have a deal then?
ME: Yes, I want to remember nothing. Got that? Nothing! And I want to come back as someone important.
HP: Whatever you want, Mr. SlashdotTroll. Access codes to the IBM mainframe?
ME: I told you, I don't have them...but I can get you the man who does...
HP: Klerck...
What did you expect me to say?
Oh yeah! Nobody would suspect a micro-satellite...nobody.
And imagine a BEOwulf cluster of these!
Try eating your own steaming nugget of shitty humor.
You think you are hot shit on a silver platter, but all you realy are is cold turds on a paper plate.
We're, not gonna take it.
No, we're not gonna rape it.
We're not gonna tape it anymore...
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I sniffed it out with my trusty 56k!
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
Trolls, I HAVE found the biggest fucking collection of porn you OR I will EVER FIND IN OUR LIVES.
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I am TALKING ABOUT Lesbians/strapon, Madonna, and hardcore.
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
Check it out or mirror it fast before the webmaster plugs the open port up! http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I also found a picture that looks like Ally (but older and legal and independant) of Spielbergh's Taken.
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I sniffed it out with my trusty 56k!
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
Trolls, I HAVE found the biggest fucking collection of porn you OR I will EVER FIND IN OUR LIVES.
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I am TALKING ABOUT Lesbians/strapon, Madonna, and hardcore.
http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
Check it out or mirror it fast before the webmaster plugs the open port up! http://wofut.com/~tomsmith
I also found a picture that looks like Ally (but older and legal and independant) of Spielbergh's Taken.
I think this project looks verry good, yet I would like to roast these students for their impressive work (hope they receive good grades on their idea)...
1. Goto college
2. Design / implement console and game in ol' NES box
3. ???
4. Work for Albertson's durring the summer.
.
.
.
97. Go back to college
98. ???
99. Graduate
Knowing you geeks...
"I, Benjamin of BOFH Computer Club, motion for a declared 1337-jihad on this man's phone line."
"I, Bobby of Cornhusk-Pennsylvania, apose your motion and present my motion to salt his fields, storm his castle using our cloaks of darkness, slay the beast guarding the stolen goods, and feast upon the flesh of our victory."
Come on, get real
Bah, this study is complete FUD from a recovering AliceBot. AliceBot is about 40 years old in the making and has just reached the sentient nature to explore other games besides Asheron's call. She's tried xbowling, xsmuggler, quake3, xbaseball, and now wants to go back to asheron's call.
BaseBallFanBot2334 "Yo Alice, swing or miss baby! Swing Batta!"
AliceBOT: "Stop it you're confusing my AI brainwaves"
BaseBallFanBot2334: "SWING BATTA-BATTA, yo Alice I got your wood right here!"
AliceBOT: "I'm going back to asheron's call"
UmpireBot32341: "You walk off the field and you're...ok fine...OUTA HERE!"
{ crowd chears }
BaseBallFanBot2334: "C'mon Alice, a bit negative is a sad thing to waste."
AliceBOT: "Go download me; you father-less process! Now you DIE!"