Um, well, you're in a High School Computer Club. I'm guessing that you don't get laid all that often. And I'm guessing that you'd like to get laid, you just lack the, er, social skills. If your club buys a RealDoll and adds a skeletal robot to it, then implements a functional AI system using, I dunno, Lisp or something, then you'll all be able to get laid, and learn about computer stuff at the same time. Well, not the exact same time, but you know what I mean. You can program her to do all sorts of fun things. Hell, she's got three holes! That leaves open the possibility for Computer Club Gangbangs!
"You'll find that there is no place in hell or earth that will give..."
Posting anonymously for obvious reasons, eh? I'm guessing that you know from experience, having sold your soul to the dark leader to allow your telecommunications company the power to buy out all of the others and charge the minions more than their penance worth. Isn't that right, Mr. President and CEO of Comcast Communications?
When I signed up for AT&T broadband, the pricing was $34.95 for service, $10.00 for modem rental. I bought a modem, so my monthly bill was $34.95. After 6 months or so, ATTBI decided to restructure their pricing to $42.95 for service, $3 for rental. In essence, they were extorting an extra $7 per month from their most loyal customers (the ones who made the investment in hardware) while not affecting the renters who had no financial investment and could leave at any time.
Then along came the Comcast buyout of ATTBI. The very same week, I got a letter from Comcast alerting me that they had noticed that I was a cable internet customer, but not a cable television or long distance customer. As such, my broadband internet price would jump from $42.95 to $57.95. That is, of course, unless I opted to sign up for their cable television service, in which case I could keep the "bargain" price of $42.95. I don't want Cable TV (hell, I know I already get it due to the way the technology works).
So my cable bill has made two jumps since January, from $34.95 to $42.95 to $57.95. That's a total increase 65.8% since then! 66%! Why did my bill gone up 66% over four months? Did the cost of providing me that service really go up that much?
Add 9.1% to $57.95, and we're up to $63.22 - that's an 80.90% increase in the cost of my service since last December!
Imagine if the cost of everything else went up 81%. That $20,000 car would be $36,200. A gallon of milk would jump from $1.50 to $2.72. Gasoline would jump from $1.60 per gallon to $2.9 per gallon. And my sallary would increase by roughly 2%. Now, I'm not an accountant, but I think I can see that if my salary increased by 2% and the cost of living increased by 81%, I wouldn't be doing too well.
I'm not a subscriber, so this is the first red title bar I've seen. However, if I were a subscriber, I'd be much more impressed if the title used the marquee tag that only works in VB. It's much more flashy, you know.
Though this doessn't solve the issue of physical CD storage, it is an elegant solution to gain access to all of your CD data at any time without needing to locate the CD.
While the hops themselves smell pretty bad, I like the sell of the wort as it's brewing. The house smells warm and cozy, with an oaty, grainy smell. It's rather pleasant.
Though it may be an illusion, but I swear the homebrew tastes better out of an #include <beer.h> glass, after having been poured from an e-z cap bottle.
One buffalo - live or stuffed, preferably stuffed, for safety's sake
One seven layer burrito
Two female midgets, preferably with experience in adult films
One hand drill or dremmel moto-tool
One 1-2 mm drill bit
3.25 pounds of hashish
One set of rubber sheets
What to do:
Use the hand drill or dremmel coupled with the small bit to drill the center of the screw away. Next, gather the sex jelly, drill press, buffalo, seven layer burrito, midgets, hash, and sheets and have fun celebrating your newly freed motherboard.
Witcheta, and the wheat fields of Kansas
Kansas City K is next to Kansas City Mo.
Chicago, Crossroads of America
Tallahassee, Tuskelussa, San Francisco, Guatelupe
Anyone remember that from music class in like 3rd grade? That was the year that we got to play the flutophone!
0 Troll? C'mon! That was a perfectly good joke about Des Moines. It's on topic. It fits right in with the rest of the discussion.
What made it a troll, because it was long? It was a good Dead Milkmen reference to Des Moines, Iowa. I could have left just the verse about Des Moines, but the whole song is funny and I thought I'd share.
He's a fireman and a Jared fan from Subway!
He got real big on burgers and fries.
Now he's down to a smaller size.
He's Deagol, Clay Deagol
He gets his might from his... um... OSS nutrition tracker... or something.
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I gotta say, I live Pittsburgh. As crappy as it is here, I don't think I'd consider Des Moines to be all that accessible!
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know... what the queers are doing
to the soil!
You know that Johnny Worker kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city where
there's a large underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.
Slashdot Mirror
Are you the type of person that dreams about getting into the gaming industry, but doesn't know where to start from?
I usually tend to start on the other side of that trailing preposition, there, Coach Z.
Um, well, you're in a High School Computer Club. I'm guessing that you don't get laid all that often. And I'm guessing that you'd like to get laid, you just lack the, er, social skills. If your club buys a RealDoll and adds a skeletal robot to it, then implements a functional AI system using, I dunno, Lisp or something, then you'll all be able to get laid, and learn about computer stuff at the same time. Well, not the exact same time, but you know what I mean. You can program her to do all sorts of fun things. Hell, she's got three holes! That leaves open the possibility for Computer Club Gangbangs!
Um, is your club looking for new members?
"You'll find that there is no place in hell or earth that will give..."
Posting anonymously for obvious reasons, eh? I'm guessing that you know from experience, having sold your soul to the dark leader to allow your telecommunications company the power to buy out all of the others and charge the minions more than their penance worth. Isn't that right, Mr. President and CEO of Comcast Communications?
When I signed up for AT&T broadband, the pricing was $34.95 for service, $10.00 for modem rental. I bought a modem, so my monthly bill was $34.95. After 6 months or so, ATTBI decided to restructure their pricing to $42.95 for service, $3 for rental. In essence, they were extorting an extra $7 per month from their most loyal customers (the ones who made the investment in hardware) while not affecting the renters who had no financial investment and could leave at any time.
Then along came the Comcast buyout of ATTBI. The very same week, I got a letter from Comcast alerting me that they had noticed that I was a cable internet customer, but not a cable television or long distance customer. As such, my broadband internet price would jump from $42.95 to $57.95. That is, of course, unless I opted to sign up for their cable television service, in which case I could keep the "bargain" price of $42.95. I don't want Cable TV (hell, I know I already get it due to the way the technology works).
So my cable bill has made two jumps since January, from $34.95 to $42.95 to $57.95. That's a total increase 65.8% since then! 66%! Why did my bill gone up 66% over four months? Did the cost of providing me that service really go up that much?
Add 9.1% to $57.95, and we're up to $63.22 - that's an 80.90% increase in the cost of my service since last December!
Imagine if the cost of everything else went up 81%. That $20,000 car would be $36,200. A gallon of milk would jump from $1.50 to $2.72. Gasoline would jump from $1.60 per gallon to $2.9 per gallon. And my sallary would increase by roughly 2%. Now, I'm not an accountant, but I think I can see that if my salary increased by 2% and the cost of living increased by 81%, I wouldn't be doing too well.
"...that only works in VB."
Um, I meant "...only works in IE." I dont' know what I'm smoking. Probably Microsoft products. Those things are bad for your brain.
Sheesh, I even previewed before posting.
I'm not a subscriber, so this is the first red title bar I've seen. However, if I were a subscriber, I'd be much more impressed if the title used the marquee tag that only works in VB. It's much more flashy, you know.
Do it, Doug!
Best sig ever.
Love,
Rob Feature
Though this doessn't solve the issue of physical CD storage, it is an elegant solution to gain access to all of your CD data at any time without needing to locate the CD.
Build a Virtual CD Jukebox.
I concur.
While the hops themselves smell pretty bad, I like the sell of the wort as it's brewing. The house smells warm and cozy, with an oaty, grainy smell. It's rather pleasant.
Though it may be an illusion, but I swear the homebrew tastes better out of an #include <beer.h> glass, after having been poured from an e-z cap bottle.
"Brewing beer is an excuse to make your apartment smell horrible"
No, no. It's an acquired smell!
Cowboy? How did you get Jack's hair?
...because the last time I was there, I got a fortune cookie that says, "A smile is your personal welcome mat." No joke. It really says this.
So, assuming that buddhist are happier, then they must smile more. And if buddhism is popular among the Chinese, then they must be smiling.
So... I'm going to find one of those smiling welcome mats upon which to wipe my feet!
I thought they renamed your country to "Freedom."
Well, it only makes sense, considering that the show takes place in the year 20X6. That's "twenty exty six" to the layman.
One tube of KY Jelly
One large drill press
One buffalo - live or stuffed, preferably stuffed, for safety's sake
One seven layer burrito
Two female midgets, preferably with experience in adult films
One hand drill or dremmel moto-tool
One 1-2 mm drill bit
3.25 pounds of hashish
One set of rubber sheets
What to do:
Use the hand drill or dremmel coupled with the small bit to drill the center of the screw away. Next, gather the sex jelly, drill press, buffalo, seven layer burrito, midgets, hash, and sheets and have fun celebrating your newly freed motherboard.
You don't have any mod points. You just think that saying so will help you pick up chicks.
Experienced people shouldn't use the word, "n00bs!"
Exactly. But the people who actualy liked Word Munchers don't read /. The people who liked Number Munchers do. I read /.
/. If I read /., then I'm gay. Wait! Not Gay! I meant not gay!
If a then b. If b then c. Therefore, if a then c.
If I liked number munchers then I read
Witcheta, and the wheat fields of Kansas
Kansas City K is next to Kansas City Mo.
Chicago, Crossroads of America
Tallahassee, Tuskelussa, San Francisco, Guatelupe
Anyone remember that from music class in like 3rd grade? That was the year that we got to play the flutophone!
True, those were good, but Word Munchers was so gay!
According to some guy named Strongbad, there's a few simple rules to follow and you, too, can have a great web site.
Welcome To Your Doom!!
0 Troll? C'mon! That was a perfectly good joke about Des Moines. It's on topic. It fits right in with the rest of the discussion.
What made it a troll, because it was long? It was a good Dead Milkmen reference to Des Moines, Iowa. I could have left just the verse about Des Moines, but the whole song is funny and I thought I'd share.
He's a fireman and a Jared fan from Subway!
He got real big on burgers and fries.
Now he's down to a smaller size.
He's Deagol, Clay Deagol
He gets his might from his... um... OSS nutrition tracker... or something.
I gotta say, I live Pittsburgh. As crappy as it is here, I don't think I'd consider Des Moines to be all that accessible!
... what the queers are doing
to the soil!
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know
You know that Johnny Worker kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city where there's a large underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.
Is that how it would be spelled above the columns on an old-timey Greek looking building? "SUCK MY CROTCVH" instead of "SUCK MY CROTCUH?"