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Is the Seeking of Lost Skills/Arts a Hacking Analog?

bigattichouse asks: "Having just finished my first batch of home-brew beer, I've been thinking about my attraction to 'lost arts', and collecting books on 'how to do stuff'. Some I try, some I just read: metalsmithing, sewing, baking bread, making soap, knot tying, brewing beer, woodcarving, yogurt and cheese.. there are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle... but I find my fellows tend to have books on these subjects lying around, too. Is this common in geekdom? Is this an expression of 'hacking' outside of machinery/engineering?"

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  1. SCA! by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think this guy's right. If you really want to see a bunch of nerds going crazy with esoteric endeavors, look no further than the Society for Creative Anachronism. They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

    1. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

      Though a lot of people do make battle-ready spam mail. Unfortunately.

    2. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We are on watch lists with the FBI because of that also. They consider us a "paramilitary" training group even though the tactics we teach are not necessarily useful against modern weapons. It is a lot of fun though!
      Stephan Von Ardenwald
      Pirateship Beltis

    3. Re:SCA! by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

      Not to rain on the SCA parade, but the skills that these guys use isn't what we're talking about.

      Metalsmithing, perhaps. Making "battle ready" chain mail is nothing more than time consuming, and I seriously doubt that any of them (I know of a few, one who makes most the mail in the area) actually know how to make the rings. They know how to put them together quickly.

      Their swords are nothing in comparison to traditional Toledo steel (exclude The Factory, for those in the know.) or Japanese steel. It's really half-assed, industrialized-support endeavors. I've seen SCA steel, and it really isn't anything special.

      The last thing that I want given the unlikely circumstance of needing to know how to do things like make soap, distil water, survive without modern devices, is SCA members running around.

      I think the purpose of this ask Slashdot is not about people running around pretending their in a medieval bubble that is roughly supported by industrialization, but to just learn how worldly things work.

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    4. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the SCA. That's a LARP. Immense difference.

    5. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Urban legend alert.....The SCA was on a watch list in the 70's but was dropped when it was realized that it was not real combat training.

      Although given the recent tenor of the Administration, it might be back on the list.

    6. Re:SCA! by Metasquares · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That question is not whether the skills need to be used or not... it's whether the skills being used are like hacking (in the original sense of the word) in some way. I'd say that they are - it's a bunch of people tinkering with things most people don't really care too much about in order to see how they work and have some fun at the same time.

    7. Re:SCA! by squidfood · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...things like make soap...

      That's not the first skill I'd associate with the SCA.

    8. Re:SCA! by crow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, we have some wonderful hand-made soap that a friend of ours in the SCA made. My wife bartered some caligraphy for it, along with some home-brewed mead.

      Of course, what you'll find in the SCA depends on where you are. When you have smaller groups, they tend to focus on fewer things (generally fighting). In areas like Boston, there are people doing all sorts of things.

    9. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, how the hell is this a troll?

    10. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail ...

      I know of no such mails. Please tell me more about the variations of mail of which you speak.

      Is battle-quality chain mail to be considered a good antidote for junk mail?

    11. Re:SCA! by broody · · Score: 2, Informative
      They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

      There is a lot more than just the SCA out there. You should really see some of the Dagorhir and Markland armour.

      Plus tons more with a little bit of googling...
      --
      ~~ What's stopping you?
    12. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "caligraphy"

      so that's what the kids are calling it these days...

    13. Re:SCA! by Deker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to rain further on the SCA parade, but to say that the SCA folks are "pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style." is just ignorance. In fact, much of the "SCA" maille I've seen is anything but "battle quality" or truly in the "medieval style". True medieval style maille was not only not made from galvanized fencing wire (more like wraught iron, and simple carbon steel), but it also generally had every link rivetted, by hand, in ways that we're still trying to figure out how to properly duplicate.

      In fact, there is a thriving maille-making culture, and it's not just dorks wearing steel shirts (though they're certainly there, just like not all ./ers are bespectacled geeks who are afraid of sunlight, but a BUNCH still are). It's also not just for "traditionalists" anymore. Modern-day maillers work in everything from silver to steel to titanium, and make and use custom rings from 3" across all the way down to 1/32" across (and sometimes smaller!). Check out M.A.I.L. , The Ring Lord's Forums and Spider's Work if you don't believe me.

      -d

    14. Re:SCA! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

      You, sir, need to look both deeper. SCA goods that I've seen are hardly "medieval," and the "period" items that I do run across are as often as not made by someone who does the work professionally.

      'course, for other lost skills beyond dressmaking, calligrophy, and hotly debated swordplay, there's the various American re-enactment organizations that crisscross the country. (They tend to be organized around wars.)

    15. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are on watch lists with the FBI because of that also.

      "The world's largest private army."

    16. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a 'geek' is more the complete lack of social skills, rather than the possession of any others. I suppose it is the mark of a 'geek' to seek to acquire as many anachronistic skills as possible. The feeling of superiority achieved by having 'rare' skills like knowing how to boil water for salt on a Coleman stove or sew together leather clothes from material purchased at WalMart must produce a great sense of self-reliance and stimulating conversation between episodes of Enterprise.

    17. Re:SCA! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It is a lot of fun though!

      I spent some ten years working as a blacksmith, and believe me, it's a lot more fun making those swords than fighting with them.

      And yes, a blacksmith can, too, be a geek. Just check out some of the literature and mailing lists on archaeometallurgy. There are much too many to list here, but Google will find some of them.

    18. Re:SCA! by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

      Check with any Jewelry student at Paris Jr College (Paris, TX)... they either have made a suit of chainmail or know someone who has. I myself make jewellry, brew my own beer, have my wife cut my hair, bake my own bread, and probably lots of other things like that I'm not remembering right now, and most of my cyber geek buds do things like that too, so this does look like a common thread among computer types, at least from where I'm sitting.

    19. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Immense difference.

      Yes, like the difference between TrekkIEs and TrekkERs. Or the difference between Mobile Suit Gundam fanboys and Robotech fanboys.

    20. Re:SCA! by PsibrII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theres no need for super high grade steels in SCA because the goal is not to go out and KILL people. If you want to be some sort of nut it would not take a whole lot skill wise to spec some metals and make the ultimate slashes through anything sword. Forget being authentic, you aren't going to be apprenticed at 13, and work with a team producing armor until you die of prevntable disease at 45. SCA people do these things for fun. And the medeval world in reality was no great thrill. If you are totally bound and determined to live like an animal, there are still many places on earth where you can go and do just that.

    21. Re:SCA! by PsibrII · · Score: 1

      The FBI really should stop hiring scizophrenics and retards. Anyone who owns .45 automatic can take out as many people in armor as they have rounds in the gun. The 1911 .45 automatic was the final nail in the coffin of the cavalry since it will knock off a horse just as well as the rider.

    22. Re:SCA! by Lazyhound · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      If you are totally bound and determined to live like an animal, there are still many places on earth where you can go and do just that.
      My, you are a bigoted little ratfuck, aren't you?
    23. Re:SCA! by Mooncaller · · Score: 3, Informative

      You dont know a lot about the SCA, or at least what is was like 20 years ago. When I was in it you could find vinter, tailors, weavers, cooks, paper makers, glasiers, thatchers, bleachers, coopers, wheelwrights, leather workers, and yes even soap makers. Many of these could tell you the whole history of their art. I liked the SCA because I have a keen interest in the history of technolog. For me, history is all about how people lived and the tools they used. This is why I keep up with advances in the understanding of European Prehistory. Prehistory is all about tools and technology! I could care less about which king ruled when other then how it relates to these. Every one of my geeky friends a is also interessted in this stuff. Its funny that I have never corollated these two phenomina befor. Read /. and learn more about yourself??? Must be a fluke.

    24. Re:SCA! by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to be some sort of nut it would not take a whole lot skill wise to spec some metals and make the ultimate slashes through anything sword.

      Uhm, you obviously have no knowledge about making swords. I have broken two swords, and they were high quality swords. If you go up against someone who knows how to handle it, a poorly made sword can be made to snap by a boken. I have a hardwood boken that I can use to break just about any sword you'll see being sold at the mall or any sword aside from a real swordsmith.

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    25. Re:SCA! by Goldsmith · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't know who you know in the SCA, but the group I used to run around with in San Diego was nothing like that.

      The first thing you had to be able to do to be considered a "real" member was learn how to sew. Then, you had to learn some woodworking skills. Third you had to learn to cook. This was because everyone was expected to help out around camp and generally keep things going. We were very much about being self sufficient, but self sufficient within the level of being able to pick up tools and raw materials at Home Depot.

      We had a few projects we were well known for. We did things such as build a bridge, portable showers (heated, I might add), and our own trailers.

      No one I know in the SCA pretends that we're doing everything on our own. I joined the SCA because I wanted to learn how things work. In the process I learned how a lathe works (at the take it apart, put it together level), and machine tools in general. I learned how to judge a piece of wood and do some basic woodworking. I learned how to cold shape metal, how to cook, how to sew, and how to make and build a large number of small, simple devices. I learned the basics of brewing beer, making soap, and making cloth.

      Most of all I learned to appreciate the modern world and that it makes it so easy to do all those things.

      As far as steel goes, I never heard anyone in the SCA talk about making it, but I have that covered too. I'm working on a PhD in Materials Physics. (I agree with you on the chain mail thing... I don't see why anyone would WANT to do that)

    26. Re:SCA! by sstory · · Score: 1

      Paramilitary group? Why watch SCA people? Give me a CAR-15 and a few thousand rounds, and I could obliterate every SCA member in this state. Hopefully the government's instead monitoring groups which have actual capabilities.

    27. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey mod-boy: please adjust your glasses. This was "troll", not "off-topic".

    28. Re:SCA! by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      I CAN comment on SCA technique ....and it sux -- www.armor.com There is where I work - and there you find good steel... - nuff said

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      Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
    29. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't all of you be suprised, when the modern military has gone by the way side, and the person who is most adept with a pointed stick (or a banana) is the victor of the spoils......

    30. Re:SCA! by r4lv3k · · Score: 1

      A blacksmith, yes... but what about a poopsmith?

    31. Re:SCA! by Omkar · · Score: 1

      I think he was thinking of something like the Tempered Master Sword from LTTP.

    32. Re:SCA! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Oh dear. And I thought I was just chewing the crud by reading Slashdot. :-)

    33. Re:SCA! by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

      How does one get started as a blacksmith, it's something I'm rather interested in. At the moment my assumption is that the way to go about it is to find a blacksmith and ask to be his apprentice. Is that about right?

      --
      It's sad when choosing an installation directory on your own qualifies you as an "advanced user."
    34. Re:SCA! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Metalsmithing, perhaps. Making "battle ready" chain mail is nothing more than time consuming, and I seriously doubt that any of them (I know of a few, one who makes most the mail in the area) actually know how to make the rings. They know how to put them together quickly.

      With light metals you wrap the metal around a notched stick and use a hacksaw to cut, which gives you split rings. I imagine the process for heavier metals would be similar or identical. Now making WIRE, that's the trick.

      Their swords are nothing in comparison to traditional Toledo steel (exclude The Factory, for those in the know.) or Japanese steel. It's really half-assed, industrialized-support endeavors. I've seen SCA steel, and it really isn't anything special.

      Japanese steel is shit. What's special about steel weapons from Japan is the folding process and the sharpening process which goes with folded steel. Folding ten times gives you 1024 layers (2^10) which is where you get people saying Japanese steel is folded a thousand times. Japanese steel is crappy because there's not much iron around (which is probably why iron is an element like fire or water) and so you HAVE to fold it because it is brittle.

      The flip side of that steel is that it is stronger. This is why Japanese cars have traditionally used lighter construction than American cars; It's thinner, but it's stronger, because it's made from recycled U.S. steel, which is harder. However the fact that it is harder means it's also much more difficult to repair. Trust me on that one, because I've repaired both american and japanese steel and japanese steel doesn't withstand many hammer blows before it thins and becomes way too brittle to work.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    35. Re:SCA! by featheredfrog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...things like make soap...

      That's not the first skill I'd associate with the SCA.



      Lotsa skills, including soapmaking, were exhibited at our recent A&S exhibit. At the risk of being slashdotted,
      here's some pictures.


      Nobody is contending that digital photography nor simple HTML is a period skill...



      Oh, and as respects the CAR15 fanatic? 1000 rounds would not be enough at our Pennsic War. Maybe 4000 would be. Who said a sca fighter ONLY played with medieval toys, though?



      SCA: the largest private army in the world



    36. Re:SCA! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Japanese steel is shit. What's special about steel weapons from Japan is the folding process and the sharpening process which goes with folded steel. Folding ten times gives you 1024 layers (2^10) which is where you get people saying Japanese steel is folded a thousand times. Japanese steel is crappy because there's not much iron around (which is probably why iron is an element like fire or water) and so you HAVE to fold it because it is brittle.

      Yes, but the steel for their swords is very impressive after it's a sword. Hence saying, "Japanese steel is good." I would take a Japanese sword any day over a different variety, because it's manufacturing process makes it better.

      Trust me on that one, because I've repaired both american and japanese steel and japanese steel doesn't withstand many hammer blows before it thins and becomes way too brittle to work.
      The only steel I'm talking about is swords.. anything beyond that I have absolutely zero knowledge. Theoretically I could smith a good sword, realistically there is no way in hell it would turn out... it would more closely resemble something horrid and awful, entirely barbaric, but not in the intimidating sense.

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    37. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would take a Japanese sword any day over a different variety, because it's manufacturing process makes it better.

      Not any more. Sorry to break the illusion for you but using modern steels I can produce a sword that is capable of chewing a folded steel blade to bits. The Japanese Katana is an incredible design however the steel the were made from would in no ones book stand up to modern steel. Quick primer on katanas. The main advantages their swords had over low carbon middle ages European steel is the folding of soft and hard(er) steels gave the blade more flexibility. BUT most of the reason people think katanas could do things that made them seem magical is the way they are worked instead of a uniform temper throughout the blade a katana is harder on the edge and packed with clay to soften the spine when tempering.
      I have never heard of an iron age smith who tempered his blades like that. It's mostly out of the tempering oven/forge and into the brine bucket. Not to mention the fact that the quality of the training between the people who would be using the blades. Remember in Europe sword fighting may have be the most popular indoor sport but in Japan it was a religion.

    38. Re:SCA! by plalonde2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You get a hibachi, a hair blower, a ball peen hammer, and a hunk of steel for an anvil. Drill holes in the bottom of the hibachi, set it in the ground with a "tunnel" under it to point the hair blower at, and start up a little barbecue with some nice charcoal (not brickets, mesqite worked for me). Turn on the hair blower, insert metal, and insert between the hammer and anvil. That's the advice that got me started. Also look for a great book called "Edge of the Anvil", which is reasonably well available and can get you going.

    39. Re:SCA! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Informative
      my assumption is that the way to go about it is to find a blacksmith and ask to be his apprentice. Is that about right?

      Right. When I got given the heave in 1990 from my systems programming job, and there was no sign of any employment on the horizon, I figured that then was as good a time as any to learn.

      I discovered that there was no longer any formal blacksmith's apprenticeship system here (Western Australia, though I have been told otherwise in Victoria) so I simply did some asking around, and found an old smith who was happy to take me on and teach me. This man had done his apprenticeship in the '40s with the railways and subsequently taught in apprenticeship courses. As it turned out, I got one-to-one tuition, and although I didn't realise it at the time, I was able to do things after a few months that many fully-fledged "master" blacksmiths never learn to do.

      If you're interested in it as a hobby, there are associations and clubs in many places - Google will help. You might even get useful info from your local SCA, though that depends. Some of them are very much in the mickey-mouse category when it comes to craftsmanship.

      I should have said earlier, check out the libraries, there's lots of good literature on the subject. I was taught the way my teacher was taught, etc, but as you go on you learn and refine new techniques for yourself and discard things that don't suit you so well. Any master blacksmith is constantly learning new things about his craft.

    40. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote: Give me a CAR-15 and a few thousand rounds, and I could obliterate every SCA member in this state.

      Yeah unless you fucked up and didn't notice one of them coming up behind you. Then you'd learn that being struck with an edged weapon intended for one-on-one combat is just as effective today as it was a thousand years ago.

      I'd love to see the look on your face as you saw your CAR-15 and the hand and arm holding it laying on the ground or looked down and noticed that there happened to be a more than foot of steel protruding from your chest or belly.

      It would be priceless.

    41. Re:SCA! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you something I've found - you get a damn sight better results using gas instead of MIG on Japanese cars. Presumably the greater heat soak from oxy-acetylene welding anneals the metal. Any thoughts?

    42. Re:SCA! by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      " We are on watch lists with the FBI because of that also."

      Liar. No you are NOT on the FBI's watch list, nor have you been for 30 years.

      Stop lying.

      --
      People should not be afraid of their governments - Governments should be afraid of their people.
    43. Re:SCA! by Fesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although as I recall, it was designed because certain berzerk Fillipino natives hopped up on drugs (ref. the Morro Rebellion) couldn't be stopped in time by the standard .38 Special... It was never intended to be a cavalry-elimination measure.

      Now that I think about it, your assertion is pretty silly. If firearm tech was going to be the death of horse-mounted cavalry, it would have happened with the introduction of the lever-action carbine. A little more bulky, but just as portable and packing quite a bit more punch... No, I think the horse was phased out in the military for the same reason it was phased out in the civilian world... Automotive tech can carry more stuff without keeling over dead, doesn't get tired until it runs out of fuel, and you only have to feed it as much fuel as you actually use.

      --
      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
    44. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember: these are the same clowns that spent umpteen thousands of your dollars in an attempt to "decipher" the lyrics to "Louie Louie".

    45. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be interesting to know if they also keep an eye on the many groups that seem to have a similar, perverse fascination with recreating the US civil war.

    46. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Baby Bush is a tenor? Given the irritating squeakiness of his voice, I would have figured him for at least an Alto, if not an outright Soprano. ...or did you mean "tenure"?

    47. Re:SCA! by override11 · · Score: 1

      OK, anyone can make a sword, but its how you USE that sword that matters. If you hold and accept a sword strike properly you can direct the force along the strong side of the sword. If you have someone's blade strike the flat of your sword with enough force, its just going to snap. While the process helps, its not ALL how the sword is made, its the user too. :)

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      No I didnt spell check this post...
    48. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couple of quick things on this....when you say "I seriously doubt that any of them (I know of a few, one who makes most the mail in the area) actually know how to make the rings." are you referring to taking the steel/lead bar, taking a chisel type instriment and cutting off strips, then pounding them flat and curling them to make rings? OR, are you talking about taking a coil of wire and wrapping it around a rod to make a spring like object, then cutting it down one side to make the rings?

      I myself use the latter method to make my chainmaille....have a Titanium shirt, some steel box necklaces, two galvanized steel bra's, and a galvanized coif sitting around that I've made.

      And lastly, when you said it was time consuming, you weren't telling the half of it. I'm pretty good at making this stuff now, but it still takes a hell of a long time to make some of the simplist things.

      And for everyone who's curious, yes I am a geek, but no, I'm not stuck in some Medieval bubble...just something that I've alwasy wanted to learn, and once I did, I loved the look....I wear my Titanium shirt under my dress shirt to work....it's great.

      Zro
      ------
      Genius to some, Madman to most.

    49. Re:SCA! by minton · · Score: 1

      What are some of your favorite mailing lists and literature? Since you've been blacksmithing for a while, I figured why not get a list of the better ones from someone who knows the area?
      I'm also asking because I am taking a beginning blacksmithing class soon here: Ozark School of Blacksmithing

    50. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel many SCA skills are exactly what he is talking about. More so because the creations are used.

      Take for example SCA armor which is based off medieval armor. Most SCA armor is modified for lower maintenance and specialized to foot combat. Mods and research are shared and combined with other people solving similar problems. How do they know what to mod? They are the users as well as the creators so they fix what they don't like.

      To me this is very similiar to hacking in the skills applied. The atmosphere and general approach are curiously similar to open source methods as well. Finding many people with interest in both is not at all surprising to me considering the common problem-solving/engineering tasks.

    51. Re:SCA! by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      The last thing that I want given the unlikely circumstance of needing to know how to do things like make soap, ...

      Tyler Durden would disagree

    52. Re:SCA! by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      Give me a break, when that happens it won't be the people who were wearing their plate armor. It'll be the people with the bunkers and a generator playing Mad Max with their 3-eyed green children.

    53. Re:SCA! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Greater heat = more shrinkage = more distortion. If you try to use an oxy torch on body sheet metal, whether american or japanese or german, you will get waves and ripples and oilcans.

      Now one thing to know about MIG welding on auto body - instead of using costly argon (which does make nice welds) we use CO2 because it burns away some of the impurities on the metal as you weld. It does result in a little more spatter, though...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    54. Re:SCA! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have a hearty appreciation for the katana, and it truly is an impressive weapon - both the straight type, and the curved one which came into vogue after horses. (hard to slash with a straight blade.) There are actually people in other countries making folded katanas now and you can get a pretty decent example of the art (though not a masterwork by any means) made with modern steel for about five hundred bucks.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    55. Re:SCA! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I just happened to have dictionary.com up when I read your post - tenor has other meanings:

      A continuous, unwavering course. See Synonyms at tendency.
      The word, phrase, or subject with which the vehicle of a metaphor is identified, as life in "Life's but a walking shadow" (Shakespeare).

      The course of thought or argument running through something written or spoken.
      General sense; purport.
      Law.
      The exact meaning or actual wording of a document as distinct from its effect.
      An exact copy of a document.
      Music.
      The highest natural adult male voice.
      One who sings this part.
      An instrument that sounds within this range.
      Abbr. T A vocal or instrumental part written within this range.

      I highlighted the ones I thought applied - take your pick. His use of tenor is correct.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    56. Re:SCA! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I have a hearty appreciation for the katana, and it truly is an impressive weapon - both the straight type, and the curved one which came into vogue after horses. (hard to slash with a straight blade.) There are actually people in other countries making folded katanas now and you can get a pretty decent example of the art (though not a masterwork by any means) made with modern steel for about five hundred bucks.

      My problem with non-Japanese katanas is their weights are typically not in tune with a traditional Japanese katana. Weight makes a huge difference in form, but I agree that you can get a really great sword for about $500. I hate seeing those Excaliber katanas be touted as "good swords."

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    57. Re:SCA! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I use CO2 - in fact, I use "Pub" CO2 'cos I can get it for less than welding grade CO2, wierd that.

      I've pretty much always used gas for welding body panels. I've only recently come to MIG and I'm not sure yet if I entirely like it.

    58. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tenor, tenure, whatever.

      Baby Bush is an unelected, unaccountable asshole whichever way you look at it.

    59. Re:SCA! by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 1

      Japanese steel was of poor quality, which is why it needed to be folded so many times when swordmaking... the excessive forging worked out some of the impurities. European steel, apart and aside from the "fabled" Toledo and Damascus steel, was of very high quality. Modern tool steels are orders of magnitude stronger than any of the above, and generally what the modern SCA armorers use.

      If anything, the modern recreations are more potent weapons than the originals... this is due to better material available to metalcrafters.

      SoupIsGood Food

    60. Re:SCA! by TW+Burger · · Score: 1

      I am sure that most groups that exercise any freedom of thought and originality are on the FBI watch list. Here is my list of the top three that SHOULD be on the list:

      The US Republican Party
      The US Democratic Party
      Microsoft
    61. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > was dropped when it was realized that it was
      > not real combat training.
      >
      So if you're a martial artist you're on an FBI list??!

    62. Re:SCA! by unitron · · Score: 1
      What are

      The US Republican Party
      The US Democratic Party
      Microsoft

      doing on a list of "groups that exercise any freedom of thought and originality"?

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    63. Re:SCA! by TW+Burger · · Score: 1

      No, you misunderstood. These three should be on the FBI watch list - a list of subversive organizations that are opposed to American ideals.

    64. Re:SCA! by Night0wl · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that any of them actually know how to make the rings. They know how to put them together quickly.

      I take it you don't qualify 16-22 guage steel wire, a drill, a metal rod of appropriate diameter, and a pair of snips?

      --
      Computational Madness in a round package.
    65. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you please?? do us all a favour

    66. Re:SCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or the difference between Mobile Suit Gundam fanboys and Robotech fanboys."

      Had you a clue, you would have said "Or the difference between Macross fanboys and Robotech fanboys".
      I know it's hard but you make yourself look bad when not using the proper examples.

  2. Geeks just want to learn by captain_craptacular · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thats why their geeks. The thirst for knowledge need not be contained in any one discipline. I know I personally hop from new hobby to new hobby and become bored with things once I feel I have enough skill.

    --
    They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty nor security
    1. Re:Geeks just want to learn by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought geeks did these sorts of things because they couldn't get laid....

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Nail on the head. I have taken classes on carving stone, playing the Native American flute, and piano. I also dabble in water colors, writing, and am a licensed pilot. Next on the list is learning gardening and making a compost pile. After that I am leaning towards glass blowing and making my own hot sauce.

      My theory is that geeks have more imagination than the average bear. They look at lines of programming but see not only the code, but also the manipulation of the screen. If you think about it, all a computer really is is a device for changing pixel colors on a screen. Geeks see how the pixels ought to look.

      Its that same imagination that makes reading so popular within the geek community. They "see" what the words convey. That's also why SciFi and fantasy is so popular as well. Every piece of fiction written involves a choice by the author. For something like 90% of them, they choose to set their story in either the world we know or the world we knew. The remander toy with the setting. It is that, I think, which so appeals to the geeks. The boudries are no longer boudries.

      The point of all this, then, is that geeks like to use their imaginations. What better way to do that than to try a variety of different hobbies each of which provides a different sort of stimulous and memory? In so doing it also allows the imagination to be that much more real when it comes to dealing with any of the skill sets involved in the hobby.

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    3. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Steven+Reddie · · Score: 1

      What's that expression? Jack of all trades but expert of none?

    4. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have taken classes on playing the Native American flute


      I've been looking for a class like that for almost a year now. Where'd you sign up/what institution?

      Boy, my boyfriend Chief Red Cloud is gonna be thrilled!
    5. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Thats why their geeks

      Thats why their geeks....what? What do their geeks have, or want to do?

    6. Re:Geeks just want to learn by togofspookware · · Score: 1

      Who says you can only have one reason for doing something?

      --
      Duct tape, XML, democracy: Not doing the job? Use more.
    7. Re:Geeks just want to learn by OneEyedApe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It might be "Jack of all trades, ace of none". At least that is what I have heard.

      --
      Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
      --Thomas J. Kopp
    8. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Information+Mechanic · · Score: 1
      Damn! and I thought I was the only compulsive serial hobbyist :-) this is pretty amazing.

      so why don't we get tired of programming? because it pays the rent? because it's addictive? because they're always changing the OS and languages so it is "made fresh" constantly to tickle our novelty-bone?

    9. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Agreed. I think I qualify as this kind of geek. In addition to becoming an ASE and California Emmissions qualified auto tech just because I wanted to learn to fix my own cars and motorcycles (then spending 20 years making money at it), I got the bug for all things computer. I now program in a few languages, administer a few Sun macines, oversee a couple of large databases, and write computer tech stuff for the less informed in our company.

      I got interested in reducing computer heat and went on to design my own heat sinks, water coolers, and try to build my own heat pipe (with some success). I cook with a flair, sew, crochet, knit, garden, fish, hunt, have taught dance, dabble in electronic design, woodwork, work in metal (casting and machining), work in plastics, do stained and etched glass, and am not too bad at cutting hair. I can butcher an animal or help in healing its abcess and I have raised a child (with the help of my geek wife) who will start college this fall.

      What do I have that you don't? Nothing but many, many years of trial and error. I'm not special, I'm just a seeker. I would rather spend two weeks figuring out why and how something should work then build it from scratch rather than buy a kit that works first time, right out of the box.

      My favorite geek in American history? How about Thomas Jefferson.

    10. Re:Geeks just want to learn by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An addendum: many of these 'old' techniques are knowable. You can understand most of brewing science. You can learn and master welding. How many people can master the intricacies of a modern, fuel-injected automobile?

      I used to laugh at people who complained about fuel-injected motorcycles with ABS. I've got one, but I've spent the past two evenings scouring eBay looking for parts to get my carburetted, 20 year old monster running as well.

      (There's also the fact that when the big EMPs start going off, the guy who can make beer ain't gonna be kicked out of the village. That's also why I'm going to try malting my own grain in the future.;)

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    11. Re:Geeks just want to learn by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      But we're not speaking Anglish we're spikkin Merican

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
    12. Re:Geeks just want to learn by BHS_Turf · · Score: 1

      Are you guys talking about the real world, because while my EQ character has most of the skills listed, I'd sure like to know how to make soap and tie knots so I could tie down a few trolls and give them baths.

    13. Re:Geeks just want to learn by yahwey · · Score: 1

      I think you have it backwards. Geeks can't get laid because they do these sort of things.

    14. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      thought geeks did these sorts of things because they couldn't get laid....

      Actually that is kind of sad. If geeks want to learn how to make their own ale or build robotic body armor that is fine but it won't get them girls. If they would put the same amount of effort into Bodybuilding and nutrition they could probably end up getting laid.

      Can't get laid? Start running every day, working out every other day, eating right, seeing popular movies and reading popular novels, start hanging out at places where you'll come into contact with women IE: coffee shops and bars.

      But alas, most would rather distill their own whiskey and spend friday night making chainmeil stockings.

    15. Re:Geeks just want to learn by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Jack of all trades, master of none.

    16. Re:Geeks just want to learn by shaitand · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      damn grammar and spelling nazi's are at it again. When will you people learn that these things do NOT denote intelligence in any way shape or form?

    17. Re:Geeks just want to learn by shaitand · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps sir Nazi should get over the english books and study something useful... the english language serves one purpose, to convey a message from one being to another. I'm reasonably sure he did so successfully.

    18. Re:Geeks just want to learn by .pentai. · · Score: 1

      Because programming isn't a hobby in itself - WHAT you are programming is the hobby.

      Programming is a way of expression and functioning. It's a mindset much more than a task.

      I often tire of one project I'm playing around with and will start another - they're both "programming" but two VERY different things...

    19. Re:Geeks just want to learn by jericho4.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      'Damn' should be capitalized, 'nazi's' should be 'nazis', and you need a comma between 'way' and 'shape'.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    20. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Descartes · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, I got tired of prgramming quite a while ago. I suppose it could've been the university forcing me to take CS101 in Java even though I'd already taken the same class in C and VB (I know).

      I do agree with the serial hobbyist thing.

    21. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>Next on the list is learning gardening and making a compost pile.

      If you are a real geek your desk should already be a compost pile :-)

    22. Re:Geeks just want to learn by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      I think its 'Jack off all day, Spurt at a nun' or at least thats what the SCA guy that I know does.

      [wave]Hiya Jamie!!![/wave]

      --
      Burma?
    23. Re:Geeks just want to learn by octalgirl · · Score: 1

      "I've been thinking about my attraction to 'lost arts', "

      There is a show on Home and Garden (HGTV) called 'Modern Masters'. It is amazing that many of the crafts admired from centuries gone by are still handed down through generations. Hand carved moldings, glass art, welding and intricate fence making. Basket making using reeds gathered yourself. It's the kind of stuff, when you walk through a city or a historic district, and look at the stunning architecure and wonder, 'how the heck did they make this stuff back then?' It's nice to know some of these crafts are not dead after all.

    24. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that some of this interest may, in some ways, parallel the growth of the Arts and Crafts movements, as a response to the Industrial Age. Psychologically, it may be a natural response to the complexity that has been introduced by the Technology Age to find our reprieve in simpler, hand crafted items.

      At the same time, revolutionary thinking often comes from mixing traditionally dissimilar technologies or techniques to expand the possibilities of one or both of the original technologies.

    25. Re:Geeks just want to learn by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the English language is very context sensitive, and a simple thing like a comma in the wrong place can dramatically change the substance and meaning of your message. By not using proper grammar and punctuation, not only are you showing your complete lack of respect for your reader, in that you are too important or careless to take the time to compose a well structured message, but you might be sending the absolute wrong message to your audience. (And I think that qualifies for my run-on-sentence of the day.)

    26. Re:Geeks just want to learn by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I agree on the exercise and all, but, have to differ on the home made stuff. I've had several girlfriends who would enjoy doing things like this with me...or at the very least, appreciated the by products. I home brew....and many girls I know who didn't drink beer in the past, enjoy the hoppier home brew I do.....that and the 'higher octane' alcohol content gets them going too...

      :-)

      I also like to cook....something that is growing more and more a lost art with women. I usually make deals where they clean while I cook....and I do some pretty interesting things....everything from gumbos and cajun cooking, to beef wellington with bernaise and red wine reduction sauces...to smoking meats, home made BBQ sauce...home made and stuffed sausages...etc.

      Hell, half the girls I've dated that have gotten married have husbands thankful that I taught them how to cook and clean....hahaha.

      But, you do have to balance things....but, doing the 'lost art' things can be fun for a couple...and I think its good for the kids if you have them...makes them more self reliant when they leave the house to live on their own.

      I remember in college studying for finals...friend came over with taco bell, for my midnight study snack, I has having sauteed veal medallions with a champagne cream sauce....and by bargain shopping, I probably only spent as much $$'s on my meal as his...and had much better leftovers.....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    27. Re:Geeks just want to learn by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      They're hoping that one day they can learn how to get laid....

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    28. Re:Geeks just want to learn by LLWhipist · · Score: 1

      I find I'm the same way. I see something cool, learn about it, bounce away from it, and find something else cool. By no stretch can I do any of these things extremely well, but I can do many of them with basic proficiency.

      And I agree, that's the main benefit of being a generalist geek, always learning something new, either technology based, or mundane.

      Brewing beers and mead (yum), fiddling with a rubiks cube, picking up a new language (code or linguistic), doesn't matter, it's all about continuing the growth process and learning (shit, that sounded mushy).

    29. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth." 2 Ti.3:7

    30. Re:Geeks just want to learn by SharkJumper · · Score: 1

      I think you are right. This is what separates the geeks from the non-geeks. It is one of the main criteria by which I try to judge people in the hiring process. Do they have the capability, curiosity, and desire to learn? In other words, have they learned to learn?

      Oddly, though, I came at this from the opposite direction than some here. I grew up in the sticks, worked on a farm, did a lot of construction. So, I picked up the basics of farming, mechanics, home building and repair, before I turned to the computer sciences. Oddly, now that I have the high-tech job, I find that the skills that my friends and family value the most are the home maintenance and mechanical. To most people, these are lost arts. Even changing oil in a car or changing a tire is beyond them.

      I've found that you are never without friends if you have a few tools in your garage, the skill to use them, and the willingness to help out. Oh, and a pickup truck. There is never a shortage of friends when you have a pickup truck.

      Tonight I head over to my sister-in-law's house to repair some water-damaged closet shelves. It gives me a chance to visit family, and I get a free meal out of the deal.

      SharkJumper

    31. Re:Geeks just want to learn by dvk · · Score: 1

      Uhm... no ofense... but somehow:
      1) the knowledge of how to make a compost pile doesn't seem to be an indicator of having "more imagination". Any half-witted medieval peasant could do it.

      2) It aint't as difficult as you make it sound. I built tons, when I lived back in russia and had to help parents out in the small garden we owned.

      3) I'm pretty sure that despite being a smart geek, you can't build a much better compost pile than an average farmer :)

      4) Oh, and it sounds dead silly to me, you build compost piles because you HAVE to, not because it's fun.

      -Cheers,
      DVK == half geek, half farm kid.

      --
      "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
    32. Re:Geeks just want to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I found that the times when I wasn't getting laid I had far less energy and inclination to do anything beyond eating, sleeping, drinking beer and going to work. Even that was a bit of a struggle. Getting laid regularly fills me with vigour and enthusiansm for life. I do more, work harder and am more productive than I was during those long dark years of lonliness.

    33. Re:Geeks just want to learn by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Its that same imagination that makes reading so popular within the geek community.

      That's funny, in my experience I've found that people who read a lot and enjoy learning don't make basic spelling errors and tend to check words they are unsure of and sometimes write run-on sentences.

  3. Soap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    making soap
    Tyler Durden? Is that you?
    1. Re:Soap? by linuxwrangler · · Score: 4, Informative

      You know, the Simple Object Access Protocol?

      Seriously, I remember helping my dad (an electrical engineer) making a batch of soap. Of course this involved many side tracks like measuring the temperature changes when the lye was added to the water and testing various ways to improve the purity of the fat.

      In 5th grade a bunch of my class visited to learn how soap was made.

      My dad stopped when he realized that he had enough to last the rest of his life (it is quite hard unlike store-bought and each bar lasts quite a while).

      He still delivers a bag when he visits so it's the soap I still use as well.

      --

      ~~~~~~~
      "You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
    2. Re:Soap? by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1
      --
      Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
    3. Re:Soap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      GF: Mmm, honey, I love the way the back of your neck smells.. what kind of soap do you use??

      you: Purified animal fat mixed with lye. I get it from the butcher, he collects it for me over the course of a month or so.

      GF: Please go far away.

    4. Re:Soap? by weston · · Score: 1

      Tyler and like-minded folks are probably more interested in the glycerin than the soap...

    5. Re:Soap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tyler Durden? Is that you?

      No, it's you.

    6. Re:Soap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the correct answer was going to be from a trashcan right outside a lypo shop.

  4. Wellll by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Having just finished my first batch of home-brew beer, I've been thinking about my attraction to 'lost arts'

    Drinking a skinful of beer will put these thoughts in your head. I usually solve all the worlds problems after a few. Can never seem to remember the solutions the next day though

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
    1. Re:Wellll by kurosawdust · · Score: 1

      World Hunger -> Food

      War -> Peace

      Cancer -> don't touch anything or breathe

      People who dress in Star Trek uniforms on Casual Friday -> a gift certificate to Score's

      I wrote them down one night after having a sinkful of my own homebrew - hope that sorts you out...

    2. Re:Wellll by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      You are a lifesaver. I will now be an intellectual giant compared to my pathetic mates with their hangovers and disconnected memories.

      --
      Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
      What truth?
      There is no dupe
    3. Re:Wellll by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot the most important of all!

      Memory loss --> writing

    4. Re:Wellll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of an interview I saw with one of the guys who built "Car Henge". I believe it was something similar to, "Well we were sitting around drinking some beers..."

  5. Absolutely by ReconRich · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been hacking over 30 years. I also brew beer, distill whisky, hunt, grow food, etc. These are definitely all the same expression: to know how things work.

    -- Rich

    --
    Free your mind and your Ass will follow -- George Clinton
    1. Re:Absolutely by GC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been hacking over 30 years. I also brew beer, distill whisky, hunt, grow food, etc. These are definitely all the same expression: to know how things work.


      Strange.. I have no such aspirations in other fields. I just like to work on systems and make them do cool stuff.

    2. Re:Absolutely by dpreformer · · Score: 1

      probably not a good idea to admit to distilling whiskey in the US, might get the revenuers after you.

      One of the first federal taxes in the US was on distilled spirits. In fact the first post revolutionary war us of federal troops was to stop the "Whiskey Rebellion" caused by westerners opposed to the new tax. http://capo.org/opeds/whiskey.html

      The rebels mostly escaped into the hills of eastern kentucky and tennesee - nowadays they are called moonshiners.

      Do the Foxfire books talk about making moonshine?

    3. Re:Absolutely by maxume · · Score: 1

      distilling whisky is illegal. But you probably knew that...

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:Absolutely by ctar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I boil this down to the same exact thing...For some reason, I just want to know how things work! For me, this includes making my own beer, sake (now that I'm in Japan), bread, black and white photographs, computer and computer programs...Hmmm. Now that I think about it, it is just as much about self-reliance, and independence. This would cover a deep-seated desire to make my own food, energy, and even recycle my own shit. (I actually bought the dead-tree version of this book, and coincidentally was just reading it on the subway on my way to work).

      I'm not sure where my interest in beekeeping comes from or what it covers, but I definitely consider this some type of hacking. Hacking nature?

      I attribute my interest in politics and economics to the same thing: I just want to know how they work! For some reason I have this need to know how things work. Its the only reason I became interested in computers and computer networks, and probably the only reason I have a job, don't get bored with it, and continue to succeed at it.

    5. Re:Absolutely by Zach+Garner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, none of what you said matters, as long as you don't sell it.

      I think this varies state to state. In the state I live in, it's perfectly legal to produce a certain amount of alcohol for personal consumption.

    6. Re:Absolutely by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You should make mead (or one of its delicious derivitives) with the honey you get from those bees :P Good stuff.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    7. Re:Absolutely by hopbine · · Score: 1

      As an older "Nerd" I like your style. I am running Linux Mandrake 9.1, HP-UX 11.00, wt2k and WinSX at home - but my favourite pastime is Wine. Made from home crushed grapes of course. I do NOT make my own whiskey however, mostly because I prefer a good single malt. Having said that I saw a client from CCRA (Canada Customs and Revenue Agency)some years age who built me a great still to make Grappa. Thats not the Java thing but basically distiiled wine. All I can say about it is that it has abot 40% alcohol and 60% I forget the next morning.

      --
      Semper ubi sub ubi
    8. Re:Absolutely by ctar · · Score: 1

      Right! Thats why! (forgot about that part...) I've actually made mead, but with store-bought honey. Along the same vein, I'd hope to make beer from homegrown barley and hops some day as well.

    9. Re:Absolutely by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      probably not a good idea to admit to distilling whiskey in the US, might get the revenuers after you
      in a way, making moonlight runs and dodging the sheriff is a lost art in itself.
      sadly, I doubt the atf will be giving up their black helicopters and snipers anytime soon.

      --
      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
    10. Re:Absolutely by dpreformer · · Score: 1

      In practice you're correct. Federal Revenuers (BATF) aren't looking for small scale production. Nonetheless the BATF are frequently criticized for overreacting... be careful out there since the law against home distilling still stands - you have to get a license and pay taxes to be legal. Note that it is a federal excise tax, not a state one, so it is uniform across all states.

      Beer and wine are not distilled spirits. During the Carter administration making your own beer and wine became legal on a federal level. Some states still have prohibition on brewing and winemaking, not to mention that there are dry counties where such production is illegal. There also exist federal limits on how much beer and wine do exist - 100 gallons per person and 200 galons per household.

    11. Re:Absolutely by istartedi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      grow food, etc

      That's interesting. This is the first year that I've found the time to grow vegetables. I've got corn, pumpkins, and the one "conformist" crop that you must have where I live: tomatoes.

      I never thought of this small garden as a "geek" endevour, but I must admint, because this is my first attempt to grow more than just "decorative" corn, I went online and found out all kinds of stuff about it.

      A big part of the appeal for me in gardening is not to waste land, and not to get ripped off by people. The mentality that leads me to go the extra mile and grow pumpkins so I don't have to pay some ridiculous price in the Fall is a kin to the mentality that makes people edit arcane config files in Linux so they don't have to pay Bill Gates. Also, I think growing food on your land is somehow quintessentially American... OK, that's less of a geek thing, and more of a pride thing. Remember when pennies had the wheat on them, and America took pride in agriculture? OK... too much semiotics... at any rate, I've come to appreciate farmers. Don't let people tell you farmers are stupid. If they do, ask them about crop rotation and soil pH... put them in their place.

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    12. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to be able to do a bootlegger reverse.

    13. Re:Absolutely by paitre · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm with you on that.
      Now to convince my wife that I really -do- need that 75 acre farm that's for sale just up the road...
      *twitch*

      The best beers I've ever had are "craft" brewed, either by myself (and I make what a number of professional beer adjudicators consider a world class Altbier....and there -are- brewing/beer competitions around the country) or from a local brewpub (like Cap City in DC and Baltimore). The mass produced shit is good to get a buzz going, and that's about it. When I'm in the mood for a Beer, I spend the money on the good stuff (if it's -less- than 5 bucks a bottle it's not something I'm going to spend the time enjoying...except for Murphy's and Guiness :)

    14. Re:Absolutely by landoctor · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I feel the same way. I also homebrew, pilot, build rockbuggys, etc...

    15. Re:Absolutely by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      I, too, have made mead: bone-dry at 14% w/v ethanol, yay!

      I distilled some of it hast year, and it makes an incredibly rich and complex hooch. And yes, I know it's illegal, but who cares?

    16. Re:Absolutely by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0
      Strange.. I have no such aspirations in other fields

      Well, I'm very sorry to hear that. That's sad. What do you do when the power fails?

    17. Re:Absolutely by I_Heat_Sexylaid · · Score: 1

      Coupled with a desire to do the hard stuff.
      I'm the only idiot I know to break down a Highland Bagpipe, ascend Fuji, and play a few tunes well above the treeline.
      _not_ recommended.

      --
      Slashlight! (Can't find the funk) kewl base part
    18. Re:Absolutely by a.deity · · Score: 1

      A legbooter?

      --
      Option-Shift-K.
    19. Re:Absolutely by a.deity · · Score: 1

      Do not necessarily attribute that which you do not understand to a Diety.(sic) Good advice.

      --
      Option-Shift-K.
    20. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Many people are content to merely consume. I notice that these tend to be the people who view computers as appliances, whose perennial complaint seems to be "I don't want to know how it works. I just want it to do x and get on with my life."

      Sadly, these people were born in an era where this kind of thinking is encouraged by our economic system, even though it is fundamentally not productive and therefore ultimately cannot lead to a rewarding life.

      Others are driven to understand and create, who take joy in knowing how things work, and in making things work. I think this experience is deeply part of what it means to be human, and so it must be intrinsic to a rewarding life. And even though we may be told to be good consumers, we live at a time where we can participate in the creative exploration of life like never before. Whether it's access to rocket motor parts or seed catalogues, it's all there.

    21. Re:Absolutely by Darmox · · Score: 1

      actually, I did a little research on this, and I *believe* (which is to say, I read it somewhere) that you can distill for personal use.

      I had some pretty good meads that I made(never tried distilling it, though,) I always found it as stupid juice... even if I wasn't drunk from it, I either fell asleep, or became incredibly stupid.

      Good stuff, though, I need to make some more pretty soon here, especially before the summer heat really hits.

      --
      If I was that drunk, I would have remembered it -- H. Simpson
    22. Re:Absolutely by Darmox · · Score: 1
      sadly, I doubt the atf will be giving up their black helicopters and snipers anytime soon.

      That's more the DEA, isn't it? :)
      --
      If I was that drunk, I would have remembered it -- H. Simpson
    23. Re:Absolutely by shaitand · · Score: 1

      This is why the good lord gave us laptops.

    24. Re:Absolutely by shaitand · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ATF = Alchohol, tobacco and firearms.

      They are the ones who went in with tanks, filled waco with gas then set said gas on fire. They definately has snipers, lots of guns, FSCKING TANKS, black helicopters among other toys.

    25. Re:Absolutely by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Where do I find a laptop gade by the Good Lord? I had to settle for one from Hewlett-Packard :-)

    26. Re:Absolutely by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it is illegal here (Australia). Bummer.

    27. Re:Absolutely by jayed_99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Strange.. I have no such aspirations in other fields. I just like to work on systems and make them do cool stuff.

      Ahhh. But what do you define as a system? I, personally, am interested in almost all complex systems -- be it beer-making, groups of people, a person, cooking, computers, agriculture, languages, what-have-you.


      I define a complex system as a system with behaviors that I will never be able to 100% accurately predict for any random period of time.


      The more control I can exert over J. Random Complex System, the more likely I am to actually tinker with it. Global economics? I can't exert too much control so I'm only interested in a theoretical manner. The beer in the garage; the fields out on the acreage; the computers in the computer room? I can exert a lot of control on those systems so I'm interested in a practical manner.


      I'm interested and tinker with a system if I can make inputs into a complex system and claim the output as my own. Systems where I can say, "It worked because I made it," or where I have to say, "I fucked it all up."

    28. Re:Absolutely by StJefferson · · Score: 1
      actually, I did a little research on this, and I *believe* (which is to say, I read it somewhere) that you can distill for personal use.
      Read 'em and weep.

      Only place in the world it's actually legal to distill alcohol for personal use is in New Zealand. Lucky bastards... maybe that's why they have a reputation with the sheep, though.

    29. Re:Absolutely by gol64738 · · Score: 1

      i'm 33 years old and have been involved with computers since i was 12.
      however, there's nothing that appeals to me more than picking out some remote spot in British Columbia, building a 1 room cabin in the summer with garden, surviving the winter, then the following summer adding on to the cabin and garden.
      imagine: hunting, fishing, contemplating life.

      of course, i would need a power source for my laptop...

    30. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and, who could forget that the reason they (the ATF) went in was because the Branch Davidians had failed to pay the appropriate tax on their firearms! So, even if they had 100 NFA items (let's say, machine guns) they were all killed for not paying the $20,000 in transfer taxes.

      Yay ATF!

    31. Re:Absolutely by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      U-turn on a narrow 2-lane highway at highway speeds. Your persuers have to slow down. Stop. Turn around. And then get back up to speed.

    32. Re:Absolutely by ottawanker · · Score: 1

      My remote spot in British Columbia is an island.

      I own the land (or rather, part of it), its just a matter of doing something with it (like building a cabin, and getting some money to live on for the rest of my life).

      Getting a power source isn't hard. Solar panels and wind power should be more than enough if you don't waste it. If you need more, find a lawn mower engine and a DC motor/generator and you can charge up your batteries even when the sun is out. If you're really ambitious and need the excercise, get a bike with a DC motor, and you can keep your batteries topped up while listening to your mp3 player.

      Getting DSL or Cable-- thats a challenging task.

    33. Re:Absolutely by misterpies · · Score: 1

      Also, I think growing food on your land is somehow quintessentially American

      Sure, the rest of the world never got past hunter-gathering, right?

      --
      The author of this post asserts his moral rights.
    34. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez, what a suprise...Even the slightest mention of the word 'american' in a 'not-bad' light gets a snarky comment from the statist, anti-constitution euro-trash (glimpse of his previous posts)...

      Do you socialists have a constant search running on slashdot or what??!?

    35. Re:Absolutely by gwappo · · Score: 1
      so I don't have to pay some ridiculous price in the Fall is a kin to the mentality that makes people edit arcane config files in Linux so they don't have to pay Bill Gates

      "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for the lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essense of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind, and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfuntioning corporation called the U.S.A."

      (Gordon Gecko, is that you?)

    36. Re:Absolutely by ReconRich · · Score: 1

      Do the Foxfire books talk about making moonshine?

      Yes. Definitely.

      -- Rich

      --
      Free your mind and your Ass will follow -- George Clinton
    37. Re:Absolutely by Darmox · · Score: 1

      Oh yea:) They do that stuff too. it'd probably be a join effort then, perhaps, like they did on the farm/campground (Rainbow Campground?) where the owner let people smoke down (In SW Michigan, a couple of years ago... between the DEA, FBI, and BATF, think they too everyone there down, although they say that the owner set the place on fire.) /me adjusts his tinfoilhat

      --
      If I was that drunk, I would have remembered it -- H. Simpson
    38. Re:Absolutely by BlankTim · · Score: 1

      Haven't climbed Fuji, and can't afford the GHB, but maybe one day. When I finally finger out how to make this chanter thingy do what I want it to do.

      --
      Just once, I'd like it if someone called me "Sir".
      Without adding, "You're creating a scene."
    39. Re:Absolutely by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      Do the Foxfire books talk about making moonshine?

      The first one talks about distilling whisky. It's just a touch short on specifics.

      I don't know if that's for legal reasons or because the kind of 16-year-olds who write historical non-fic books for class projects don't delve too deeply.

    40. Re:Absolutely by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      I think this varies state to state. In the state I live in, it's perfectly legal to produce a certain amount of alcohol for personal consumption.

      Not quite.

      Federally (and therefore depending upon state law) there's no prohibition on fermented beverages like beer or wine. I think Uncle Sucker allows something like 100 gallons per person and 200 per household, in the absence of a more-restrictive state law.

      Distilled is another story. To legally run a still takes a permit from BATFE (now a part of the Justice Department) and probably one from your state. This is regardless of whether the product is for personal consumption only or for sale.

    41. Re:Absolutely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Where do I find a laptop gade by the Good Lord?

      They are all over the place, except they the keyboard & spiritual interface are only viewable from the 4th dimension.

    42. Re:Absolutely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > (if it's -less- than 5 bucks a bottle it's not something I'm going to spend the time enjoying

      Go to a strip club (I mean full nudity, not those pansy topless bars -- also, not a juice bar, a club where you can buy alcohol) and you'll easily spend 5 bucks for a Budweiser. Does that mean you can now enjoy a Bud? I hope no one does.

      Price has little to do with the quality of beer, IMO. I have tried quite a few different kinds (unfortunately only 2-3 "real" German beers) and the price & taste are not directly proportionate, although the best, admittedly, are generally more expensive.

    43. Re:Absolutely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > get a bike with a DC motor, and you can keep your batteries topped up

      Now that right there is probably the best solution. Especially if you put it together yourself (BTW, I'm not suggesting you build the motor from parts...) If you're gonna use electricity while "roughing it," you darn well better work for that energy :)

    44. Re:Absolutely by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      >>I also brew beer, distill whisky, hunt, grow food, etc.

      I hope this is a joke. Distilling whisky is illegal in all 50 states. Federal law prohibits this, I think they are called "revenuers". Damn feds.

    45. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I can't imagine any other way to live. Growing up in the rural mountains with a mother who did pottery in her spare time and a chemist father who made glazes, his own yoghurt, and several kitchen explosions (not to mention inventing some 50 odd different kinds of plastic), I never thought it was unusual that, as a grown woman in an urban environment, I still make my own soap, frame my own pictures and pursue all manner of fine arts that leave a mess for my Roomba to pick up. It's a need for control in my life as much as a thirst for knowledge, and I really pity those that don't have the same drive to learn and do as much as possible.

    46. Re:Absolutely by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      it's legal as long as you don't distribute, up to 200 gallons per household, I believe. I've got correspondence from a gov't official here somewhere about it... *looks* It's burried deep in an email archieve, no doubt. :)

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    47. Re:Absolutely by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You're right -distilling can't be done, but mead is perfectly fine, since it's considered honey wine (and is, based on procedure). Not sure if you knew that or not.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    48. Re:Absolutely by StJefferson · · Score: 1
      Of course - indeed, I make a fair amount of mead myself. I have some 25 gallons sitting in carboys right now, plus probably another 10-15 in kegs or bottles. :-)


      Although, IMHO, those who make mead according to winemaking procedures (sufliting, acidifying, and generally chemical-ing), are doing their meads a grave disservice. Mead is its own beast, and deserves to be made as such, rather than as an oddball beer or wine.

    49. Re:Absolutely by shaitand · · Score: 1

      why was a I modded down? I was letting the above poster know he was mistaken about which authority handles these things and the methods they use.

    50. Re:Absolutely by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      those who make mead according to winemaking procedures (sufliting, acidifying, and generally chemical-ing), are doing their meads a grave disservice

      Although I'm usually a proponent of the "don't fuck around with it" school, I've found that just leaving a mead to it's own devices produces something I can't drink. I don't have a sweet tooth, and the flavours I've had from a fermentation that has just stopped in its tracks leave me cold. I've done quite a lot of research on historical techniques for making mead, and there is some evidence that our forebears practiced techniques such as acidification.

      You say it's its own beast: what do you have in mind? (I'm not trolling, this is serious stuff :-))

      The idea of distilling mead came from a Macedonian neighbour, an apiarist, who once supplied me with 25 litres of quite unusual honey from a hive that didn't work out. The mead wasn't that great, but my neighbour, who does a fantastic slivovitz when the plums are on distilled the stuff, and it was just stunning. Oops, sorry, double entendre not intended :-)

    51. Re:Absolutely by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I've not quite started the process myself,though I've done some fairly indepth reading on the topic. My understanding is acidifying is optional, based on desired outcome. If you don't have acidity in a high-sweetness batch, then it ends up being cloying, etc. (Something like that, I don't have my notes readily available)

      Besides, the norse made mead with fruit, spices, and the like as well. That can often be enough to satisfy your acidity.

      Right now I'm in a bit of a moving process, so I've not had the chance to start, unfortunately. Once I settle down, though, I'll be getting started. My current concern is to find an in-state meadery or distributor that I can purchase a couple bottles from for my wedding :P I'm having the ceremony at an authentic recreation of the famous 850-year-old Borgund Stave Church in Norway, and I wouldn't mind the authentic drink for toasting to accompany it. :)

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    52. Re:Absolutely by StJefferson · · Score: 1
      If you're looking for a place to purchase mead online, try Liquid Solutions - they have a great selection, and will ship anyplace in the US that's legal.

      Good luck!

    53. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recal the Foxfire book I have does.

    54. Re:Absolutely by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it's not legal here. A pox on the requisite gov't beaurocricies and their families.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  6. k5 by anderiv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just read k5.

    They seem to have it figured out...

    1. Re:k5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Figured out what?

      How to turn the US into a Socialist Commune as quickly as possible?

  7. Join the Boy Scouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They like to get back to the primative.

  8. What, like a subject or something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Word...I am starting gardening. It's a wonderful artform, and useful too. If things keep going the way they are, the only food I will be able to get, or trust will be that which I grow myself.

  9. oh wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Moron discovers 'hobbies' - film at 11, coming to
    a slashdot near You!

    1. Re:oh wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      -1, Troll

      +4, Funny

      AC (still laughing)

  10. No, it's survival training by IO+ERROR · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're all preparing for Y2038.

    --
    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
    1. Re:No, it's survival training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself. I am preparing for AD 2101. War will begin.

    2. Re:No, it's survival training by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

      Right...Cause I personally consider beer a necesity for survival. :)

  11. no. i just use google by stonebeat.org · · Score: 1

    for e.g. a google query might look something like this:
    "how to fix a flat tire"
    I dont need to buy books for this.

    1. Re:no. i just use google by GC · · Score: 1

      Have you tried searching for articles in say "Estonian" for your search example?

      Those Estonians still need books, or should they learn English?

    2. Re:no. i just use google by The+Jonas · · Score: 0

      I dont need to buy books for this.

      No, you don't. But I do buy books, lots of 'em - hundreds. It is simply a quest for otherwise unattainable knowledge. My collection includes books from the early 1900's on wooden ship/vessel building - from a manufacturing company's viewpoint, steam turbines, vacuum tube electronics, RAND Corp. books on Game Theory, and magic tricks to other stuff like gravity, meteorology, aeronautics/astronautics, programming, robotics, psychology, writing fiction and the list goes on and on and on. This is my Number One hobby - the acquisition of knowledge, especially the kind that has been labeled obsolete. I will recommend this type of pursuit to anyone with an interest in such a thing. The books can usually be bought super-cheap, especially at thrift stores and yard sales (usually for .50 cents, or so). Therefore, it is not an expensive hobby. Also, it can be profitable - I have sold a couple of vintage NASA books for over $200 each.

    3. Re:no. i just use google by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Agreed. The internet, while useful as a source of information, is not a complete solution. I have a few thousand books in my home (not sure as to the exact number), and one thing I've learned from all my hours spent in bookshops is that there is not a chance in the world of the Net catching up with already-published information.

      Even the stuff that is there tends to lack detail, though I admit that it's a great way of publishing things like scientific journals.

    4. Re:no. i just use google by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Those Estonians still need books, or should they learn English?

      It would make things a lot easier if they would learn English. Otherwise, there is no room to complain -- either conform or live without the comforts of conformity. Not that I think everyone (anyone) should do everything they are told is "right..."

  12. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's not.

    Next?

  13. Chain mail by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The advantage of chain mail is that its very difficult to spam.

    --
    Don't go to a brothel if you want to buy broth
    1. Re:Chain mail by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Hm, I wonder how medieval style chain mail would look like?

      Uncomfortable.

      It was typically made by riveting individual rings of wrought-iron. Fantasy literature describing the stuff as having fire-welded (forge-welded) links is just that: fantasy, as it it very challenging to fire-weld all those small pieces of iron without burning the rest of the work. Most of the less pedantic SCAs do it by cutting springs and arc-welding them.

      Needless to say, this gear is uncomfortable, and needs lots of padding.

    2. Re:Chain mail by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Lockwashers work real good.

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
    3. Re:Chain mail by ibbey · · Score: 1

      I don't think you got the joke. Read the post you replied to again.

    4. Re:Chain mail by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Hadn't thought of that. Sharp edges, though... :-)

    5. Re:Chain mail by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Put the so-called mail in a drum with sand roll it around for a few hours and no sharp edges and its clean still uncomfortable tho. (but then so is my Kevlar level three jockstrap :-0

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
    6. Re:Chain mail by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Good thinking, GnarlyNome, I'll remember that... :-)

  14. Could be libertarian bent... by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    The survivalism wing of libertarianism calls for a better understanding of basics like soap making.

    --
    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
  15. Art has to be defined first. by ATAMAH · · Score: 1

    Because for example in the modern world i would consider being 100% honest - an art. And i don't think this can be linked to hacking in any way.

    1. Re:Art has to be defined first. by objekt404 · · Score: 1

      While honest may not be a hack, it is definitely a virtue of hackers, as well as any decent person.

      --
      "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
    2. Re:Art has to be defined first. by windlord · · Score: 1

      Well... You can hack it by picking up the "Art of Being Honest in a Dishonest World without getting Shit on your Face". Some popular chapters include "half truths", "intentional omissions", "selective ameasia" and of course "Shifting the blame aka Bullet Proofing Yourself". Have fun!

    3. Re:Art has to be defined first. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > While honest may not be a hack, it is definitely a virtue of hackers

      Honesty is a virtue for anyone, but I don't think hackers are more likely to be honest. That said, that does not include the ones that are too naive to know when lieing is necessary/preferrable.

  16. Not Quite by moehoward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The skills are not lost. They are well documented. They are unnecessary. You sound like you are pining for the "good ole days". Give me a break.

    "Lost" implies that they need to be "found" for some compelling reason. They have been supplanted with skills necessary for the modern world, such as computing, engineering, math, making $100 million movies, watching TV, surfing pr0n, and building space shuttles.

    Really, though, chill out. Go out and pick up a six pack of Bud and some Dove. Nobody's first batch of home brew ever turns out good anyway.

    Just remember where the Unabomber went with this line of thinking...

    --
    "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    1. Re:Not Quite by John3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The primary reason for the decline of homebrewing as a hobby is the wide availability of quality micro-brewed beers. When homebrewing as a hobby took off (late 1980's, early 1990's) it was tough to find good quality beer in most of the country. People brewed so they would not have to settle for Budweiser or (gack!) Coors.

      Once every corner deli and bar started carrying Sam Adams and the beer distributor added Belgian Abbey and Grand Cru, why go through the trouble to brew it yourself? However, those that continue to brew it themselves are mostly geeks. :-)

      --
      "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
    2. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, math and engineering a "modern" skills. Nobody actually built things before about 1940, and nobody did math until about that time as well.

      Oh wait...

    3. Re:Not Quite by homer_ca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Lost" implies that they need to be "found" for some compelling reason. They have been supplanted with skills necessary for the modern world, such as computing, engineering, math, making $100 million movies, watching TV, surfing pr0n, and building space shuttles.

      The world needs historians as much as it needs rocket scientists and porn stars. These skills are documented because people are out there keeping the knowledge alive. He's not suggesting that everybody give up their modern conveniences and go back to the 19th century. It's just that the old school arts and crafts give you a connection to the world and the way things work that's all too missing from our pushbutton world.

      As for your suggestion to grab a Bud instead of a homebrew- you might as well say don't bother with a homemade Thanksgiving turkey, go grab an Oscar Mayer Lunchable.

    4. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      unnecessary maybe. but that doesn't mean the workmanship and ideas involved in a particular task aren't beautiful. For that reason alone they should be kept alive as tribute/homage/appreciation to man's ability to invent/create/adapt despite whatever his technological limitations may have been at the time.

      When St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York was being redone a few years back, construction crews didn't know how to work the stones. All the modern technology and literature out there weren't able to figure out the clever way in which the original masons had put parts of the structure together. The solution (after I'm sure x number of consultants was hired) was to find some old men (80+) living in Scotland who had once done this type of work at the beginning of the 20th century. So skills do get lost and we've probably lost more than we'll ever know. Some of which was probably really quite clever.

      Learning skills that are necessary for modern life is one thing, but learning skills because you appreciate the intelligence behind them is what tends to separate the inquisitive (i.e. geeks!) from the rest.

    5. Re:Not Quite by seanmckay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because homebrewers of today are the professional brewers of tomorrow. At least, that's how I got started. Now I brew for a living. At the moment (17:00 pst) I've got 450 gallons of proto-brown ale on the boil. You need people who are enthusiastic about beer in order to brew--it doesn't pay enough to encourage people to do it. Homebrewers are still the best source for that.

    6. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They are unnecessary."

      Well, let's just say you are in the position of Tom Hanks' character in Cast Away. You may last 1 week without a few "unnecessary skills".

      Maybe WW3 actually happens. The ones who survive aren't going to be looking to the guy who has l33t c0ding skillz, but rather to the guy who can provide them with soap, clean water, and clothing.

      Honestly consider what would happen if there was another major world war, and you lost access to your precious technology. There are many people who could tell you what an airplane or computer is, but not too many who could actually build one if they needed to.

    7. Re:Not Quite by John3 · · Score: 1

      So true...three of my former customers (we sell homebrew supplies in my hardware store) are now professional brewers. Two brew for brewpubs, and one has his own microbrewery and sells to about 200 bars in the local area.

      --
      "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
    8. Re:Not Quite by moehoward · · Score: 1

      I've tasted plenty of home brew beer. Plenty.

      90%+ is sewer water. Which is about as close in percentage as the homemade wine I have to force down at the holidays for some big wig.

      --
      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    9. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first batch came out fine. And my second. And my most recent.

      It's been ten years now, and I haven't had too many disappointments. I recently made my first batch of hefewiezen, in hopes of emulating Pyramid's, and the consensus among those involved is that mine was better.

      But, of course, "better" is an awfully subjective word. Some people still maintain that Budweiser and that ilk are the best beers in the world.

    10. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, many historians of today aren't really interested in history. They're too preoccupied with trying to either convert the world into a global government or an anarchy through dumbass articles and far-off-the-mark interpretations of history.

      History is about facts. Historians of today are about spinning those facts. They're going the same way of the philosopher, which is to say that university trained {historians, philosophers} will be substandard in comparison to people who've taken said profession up because they're good at it or enjoy it.

    11. Re:Not Quite by moehoward · · Score: 1

      We have more problems than brewskies and a hot bath. You'd do much better stock piling guns and ammo right now rather than learning how to churn butter.

      Also, you have to weigh the risk against the investment of time. That is my whole point. It's all about how you measure the risk in your own head. Those who happen to weigh the risk a bit more in their heads than me are called paranoid conspiracy theorists. I'm sure you feel the same way.

      BTW, Tom Hanks wasn't REALLY stranded on an island. It was one of the movies I spoke about. Although the Fed-Ex crash may explain some of my missing packages.

      --
      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    12. Re:Not Quite by seanmckay · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it was better than Pyramid's. Not to run down your beer ( I always encourage homebrewers--you're the next generation of professional brewers) I used to brew there, and I can confirm that Pyramid Hefe is probably the worst I've ever had. It's quite telling that none of the brewers at Pyramid drink the beer produced there. Not even when it's free. As for Bud, here's Budweiser Rant #1. Budweiser is technically perfect beer. Technically. It tastes exactly the way the brewery wants it to, no matter where in the world it's brewed or where the ingredients come from. It tastes the same way every time (I wish I could be that consistant, we'd sell more beer). I think it tastes like crap, but Anheuser-Busch _wants_ it to taste that way, and it does sell fairly well...

    13. Re:Not Quite by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      90%+ is sewer water.

      Then you or your friends are simply not trying. If you make beer from the tins of malt-extract gunk you get from the supermarket, then yes, you will get sewer water.

      This has nothing, however, to do with the craft of making beer. It is perfectly possible to produce an excellent beer using malted barley and hops in your kitchen. There are plenty of good recipes freely available, so it's no great secret.

    14. Re:Not Quite by Gumber · · Score: 1

      Well documented, my ass. Nothing like experience. Nothing.

    15. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Damascus steel 'Nuff said.

    16. Re:Not Quite by torndorff · · Score: 1

      I'm actually trying to get started in homebrewing; maybe you can give me some tips, ie. what's a good book? What do I need to start off with but I'll be able to expand to accomodate 6 college students in a house?

      And if you want to know why I'd like to start it's because I:

      1.) Am a poor college student.
      2.) Love beer but hate most domestic beer.

      If you help me out I'll get all of my equipment from you (Slashdot discount? heh just kidding).

    17. Re:Not Quite by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Really, though, chill out. Go out and pick up a six pack of Bud and some Dove. Nobody's first batch of home brew ever turns out good anyway.

      Speak for yourself. I got pretty good remarks from other people about my first batch...and not all of them were homebrewers. If you use good ingredients and a good recipe, there's no reason you can't get decent beer on your first attempt. If you use a canned kit that tells you to add a few pounds of sugar, warm it a bit, and then sprinkle on a yeast packet, you'll get crappy results. You can get good results from even a simple recipe that uses malt extract for all the fermentables, hops that you add yourself during the boil (instead of hop extract or prehopped malt extract), and pitchable liquid yeast (though my first batch was done with dry yeast that was rehydrated before pitching).

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    18. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are well documented.

      Know-how is all the little details that aren't written down.

    19. Re:Not Quite by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      I agree, and the previous poster is giving a selective range of modern professions. Most people work in the service industry:

      Bartenders, waiters, cab-drivers, shop assistants, .... a quite large number compared to the people that work in engineering/arts...

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    20. Re:Not Quite by punkelf · · Score: 1

      O.k. as an artist, I will tell you there are lost arts. Lost as in nobody knows how to do them no more. Can you paint a Leonardo Davinci? By the time you did enough research to figure it out you'd know enough for an art history masters, and basically come to the concluscion that to really put brush to canvas you'd have to do a lot of guess work.
      In the rennaisance every master had their own recipes and techniques, which they jealously guarded. This data was passed on through oral tradition from master to apprentice, and is for the most part gone now. There are plenty of so called "experts" who have their opinions on say, what Rembrandt used as a painting medium. But they are just that, opinions. Nobody knows for sure.
      Trying to play with pigments and binders, and techniques and recreate some of that lost knowledge is a lot like hacking if you ask me. One of the best puzzles I've ever put my mind to.
      And it is not just motivated by nostalgia. Many of the masters (Leonardo not included, he was to experimental and most of his work has not weathered well) were so skilled that their paintings have lasted the chemical changes of oil oxidizing over centuries, on canvases which expand and contract with ambient humidity. In fact a well executed oil painting will last longer than any other two dimensional media.
      No lost arts? So can you send me the link to the recipe for Greek Fire?

      --
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    21. Re:Not Quite by chthon · · Score: 1

      I like to reply on this, being Belgian myself, that most of these exported beers are made by only two or three large breweries. The real small beers aren't exported, we drink them up ourselves.

      Jurgen

    22. Re:Not Quite by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience with my first batch. I used a DIY kit from a local brewery wholesaler. Came with premade canned liquid malt, and I had to do the final brewing. Had the same dry yeast rehydrated.

      I have to tell you, I was NOT prepared for the smell. Hops in the kitchen, and the mass attraction that all the little bugs in the house had for the fermented gases. The damn carboy was SURROUNDED by dead bugs after 2 weeks of fermenting. Thank god for fermentation locks.

      Oh, now if only I could figure out what to brew this summer.

    23. Re:Not Quite by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Gah! I should try some real beer sometime, all I've ever had was that scheiss Budweiser... *sigh*

      -uso.
      Bring me two piña coladas, I gotta have one for each hand...

      --
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    24. Re:Not Quite by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you help me out I'll get all of my equipment from you

      Social interaction and sharing knowledge, the original B2B directory. I like seeing things like this :)

    25. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you use a canned kit that tells you to add a few pounds of sugar, warm it a bit, and then sprinkle on a yeast packet, you'll get crappy results.

      This is exactly what I did and I ended up with some rather decent beer, better than the local mass market beers (Tooheys New and Victoria Bitter). I think some first brewers screw up because they do not sterilise their kit thoroughly enough.

    26. Re:Not Quite by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, Best guesses are Vaseline+Sulfur+Saltpeter. Now you will have to experiment(hack) to determine the appropriate proportions.

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  17. Why do you need to ask? by KDan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hacking is just like being the One. No one can tell you you're hacking, you just do it.

    Daniel

    --
    Carpe Diem
    1. Re:Why do you need to ask? by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      ...just like being the One.

      Gawd, can't we go two stories without a Matrix reference? Waiting until November is going to be harder than I thought.

      --
      A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
    2. Re:Why do you need to ask? by Zapper · · Score: 1

      There is no November...

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  18. How About.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot staff taking some time out to seek the lost art of a decent Slashdot article?

    1. Re:How About.. by qwerty823 · · Score: 2, Funny

      or Taco learning the lost art of the Dupe Check!

    2. Re:How About.. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      There is no dupe check...

  19. Imagine. by boulat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Imagine you lived in stone age - or simply there were no computers or power supply to run them?

    All those people with MCSE/CCNA/etc and Computer Information Systems degrees.. end up being useless.. 'teh sucks' - nobodies. Unless of course they took Calculus and lot of other engineering courses and posess knowledge important to advance the technology forward, not just be a servant of the society, doing LAN administration or running UNIX - the kind of 'clerical' work in computers.
    Wake up! ALl your nerds not doing anything!! you just learning simple things - unix administration? firewalls? geez you created the problem. You created the need for IT departments and for IPSecs and for so many things - because of you dumb packet kiddies we are stuck here today from 1980s not having a single advancement in computers except that those from 80's packed the transistors, expanded the amount of memory and simply 'improved' the technology.. But the real 'geeks' are the engineers, professors - those 'nerds' who are advancing the field through their research and experiments, while all those 'unix geek hax0r l33t bizniatchees y000' are nothing but computer operators.

    Back to the topic : expand your horizons, folks!

    1. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I disagree on the rest, I've often contemplated your first question.

      If I was in the stone age, metal would obviously be a priority. How would I find it? How would I mine it? Would I die after inhaling noxious gases while melting/shaping it?

      What would I build with it? A gun would be an obvious priority. OK, but now I need gunpowder. And heck, I even know the formula for it. Sulfur and carbon are easy enough to recognize, but how the hell would I find potassium nitrate?

      Sounds like a premise "Worst Case Scenario: Time Travel to the Stone Age."

    2. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not sure how to respond to this, but fuck you comes to ming. Without people to be "nothing but computer operators", just who in the hell are your glorious engineers and professors designing this stuff for? You have way to much contempt for others. Did you design, engineer, and produce the car you drive? Didn't think so. Did you design, engineer, and produce the television you watch? Didn't think so, but I bet you do operate the remote.

    3. Re:Imagine. by fputs(shit,+slashdot · · Score: 1

      If nobody did the clerical work in computers, nobody would have any use for advances made by your 'real nerds'. Imagine you lived in the stoneage and somebody told you to imagine you were a single cell ameoba, then starts ranting about how 'real nerds' are the people inventing the wheel and the axe. Nothing wrong with expanding your horizons but otherwise void argument.

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    4. Re:Imagine. by titzandkunt · · Score: 2, Funny


      Back to the stone age! Cool!

      - I'd be the first stone age hacker^h^h^h^h^h^cracker: I'd wait until you invented something really useful, then creep stealthily up and use my stone age nmap (a large club).

      When you awoke, you'd see that I'd also defaced your site (cave wall) with crude and insulting cave paintings: "T&K h4s 0wnored ur firez!", "All your fires are belong to us" etc.

      I'm so excited I can't wait. When do we start?

      T&K.

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    5. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's irony for you..a Slashdot troll demanding that other people "expand" their horizons.

      Think about it, my inarticulate and moronic friend..if you stepped up a notch on the societal ladder, you would -be- one of those people! Isn't life grand?

    6. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I'm certainly grateful you morons are out there greasing the wheels of my life so that I don't have to waste my time doing the menial tasks your tiny brain is well suited for.

    7. Re:Imagine. by boulat · · Score: 1

      I do believe my contempt is aimed at the packet kiddies, if you dont mind

    8. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First: Invent fire
      Second: Gather a lot of wood
      Third: Make the wood into charcoal by burning it in an oxygen-starved environment
      Fourth: Collect some bog iron
      fifth: Get a big rock and a small rock
      Sixth: Burn the charcoal with the bog iron to produce blooms of iron
      Seventh: Pound the iron flat, fold it, and weld it a whole lot of times
      Congrats, you now have soft iron

    9. Re:Imagine. by datazone · · Score: 1

      two words: bat shit

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    10. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that was poorly spoken (or written) but it does make a salient point. This relates to one thing that I've yet to figure out. It's the outsourcing of IT to 3rd world countries, or rather the whining about it. If you were are a significant part of a project then replacing you with someone 12k miles away would unthinkable. If you were solving a unique and interesting problem then you are the "go to" individual and it won't matter where you are. If you aren't in that position, you are replacable. Hint: type after me, "would you like fries with that?" If you got into computers for the money during the bubble, then please realize that the bubble has burst, the money is gone and start taking that terrorism insurance salesman course. You can get another fine looking piece paper to hang next to your MCSE.

    11. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, you should be a hell of a lot more specific.

    12. Re:Imagine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Guano.

    13. Re:Imagine. by Invidious · · Score: 0

      The saltpetre one was one thing that stumped me for a while, but the answer is that it can be refined from "poudre" -- fermented human waste. You can also get it from other sources of aged waste -- bat and ghicken guano, etc.

      But when it comes down to it, you need shit to make explosives.

  20. Just the negineering mentality finding an outlet by mikerbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Engineers love to tinker, find out how it all works, rip it apart and put it back together. Whether it's mechanical, chemical, or physical we want to understand. The only expression of the Renaissance Man left...

  21. Definitely! by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it obvious? Hacking is an expression of our inner need. And the inner need we are expressing is for Knowledge, pure and simple. The people who hack, today, are the people who would have been working on their cars 30 years ago. :)

    1. Re:Definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, I repair and hack my car. I brew my own beer. I would make my own wine if I could get decent grapes. I do canning when the season is right (damn, I just missed the cheap Mexican mangoes!). I have become a garden fanatic since I got my house (as gardens are just as complicated and challenging as many of the more obviously techie things).

      Its all about keeping the brain busy, the challenge of something new, and the satisfaction of a job well done.

      Go figure.

    2. Re:Definitely! by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true geek virgin. My inner need is for something a lot more tangible, soft, feminine and preferably with large breasts.

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      What truth?
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    3. Re:Definitely! by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The people who hack, today, are the people who would have been working on their cars 30 years ago.

      So why is it that so many of the people I know who "hack" today can't change a sparkplug without electrocuting themselves? They can set up a home wireless Debian network routing first-run DIVX flicks through their toaster ovens on any given Wednesday and still have time for 'Enterprise' but are paralyzed if their car engine doesn't turn over on a cold morning.

      Are the people who "hack" today going to be as revered 30 years from now as today's auto mechanics? And what will my grandchildren be "hacking" with?

      Oh, and guys, this is not meant as some "manhood threatening" troll from the Old Guy, so don't pile on with the "I hack *AND* change my own oil" posts; you know you're the exceptions... I'm just curious how something that's still as relevant and vital as auto mechanics got knocked so far down on the "733t Mad Skilllz" pole.

    4. Re:Definitely! by GreenCow · · Score: 1

      i'm not a big car geek but i have started learning basics like changing oil and brake pads, and committed to getting my car geek friend over to show me how to make any necessary repairs in the future instead of just sending it to the shop. self-sufficiency please! it's cheaper and can make you money/friends when others need the same. i've also got an organic garden going and have taken to a mastery of cooking so i only go out to eat on special occasions (again cheaper, better, you know what's going into it)
      this is also what burningman is all about

    5. Re:Definitely! by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      I changed my spark plug wires and cables yesterday. And man, on a modern electronic ignition automobile engine where that's almost the only thing that can screw up, it made one hell of a lot of difference. I thought the car was really screwed up, it had been idling so bad. Simply replacing those foul plugs and cables made it idle at the right speed and the timing is great.

    6. Re:Definitely! by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      ...it's cheaper...

      Sure, if you own all the tools and have handy access to an car lift, etc. Otherwise it's a dangerous bitch trying to elevate your car and crawl under it to discover that you need a 47/55 Johnsson 17/44 Special Crank that is only useful on one model of one make of car, etc.

      Having said that, I just got the oil pan in my car re-tapped because the guys at the place where I get it changed, and have for the past two years, liberally stripped it and even when specifically requested to look at it pretended that nothing was wrong. $300 because someone is too eager with a wrench.

    7. Re:Definitely! by martyros · · Score: 1
      I have a couple of ideas:
      • First, it's not "geeky". Tons of "normal" guys are into tinkering with cars, and taking about engine mods and stuff, which makes it less of an esoteric thing.
      • Two, you probably have a car that's somewhat complicated, and worth something to you. I did lots of repairs on my first car, an old beat-up Renault, because (a) it was simple, and (b) it wasn't worth paying anyone else to do it; the whole car couldn't've been worth more than $100.

        When I got another car, a Nissan Altima, the engine is just a lot harder to look at and say, "Oh, I just need to do this." You need better tools, more skills, and if you screw something up, it costs you a lot more. Better just let the professionals handle it. If you screw up your car, you have to find another ride; if you screw up your brew-making, just go buy some beer at the store.

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    8. Re:Definitely! by NTDaley · · Score: 1

      Good lord, no! I have as little to do with cars as possible.

      Of course, I also avoid caffeine, don't play computer games, and wear button up shirts.

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      Nicholas Daley
    9. Re:Definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course, you could've bought a tap for $10 at the hardware store and done it yourself. It's not rocket science.

    10. Re:Definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car doesn't have spark plugs, you insensitve clod!

    11. Re:Definitely! by Anitra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hacking" your own car has gotten considerably more complicated in the past 30 years. Nowadays, you need special tools to do much other than changing your oil, tires, and spark plugs. My highschool Auto Tech class did most of our work on cars (or at least car parts) from the 70s and early 80s. I think we had carburators from the 60s. Our teacher would have loved to teach us about newer stuff, but it's all computer-regulated; it's harder to understand the underlying concepts.

      (Speaking of geeking on "how things work", I was the only person in that class who didn't yet have a license, and the only girl. The teacher was enthusiastic because I was one of the few who actually wanted to LEARN how cars worked.)

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    12. Re:Definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Nick,
      But you're really more a nerd than a Geek.
      And I'm sure you only avoid caffeine so you'll get a better kick when you pull an all-nighter.

      LBP

    13. Re:Definitely! by pNutz · · Score: 1
      The people who hack, today, are the people who would have been working on their cars 30 years ago.
      Of course! Who the hell worked on their cars in 1973? or 1953? Geeks! Leather-jacket-wearing, knife-fighting, hot-rodding geeks!
      May their rebellious spirits live on in today's network security analysts.

      Try 70 years ago.
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      Death and danger are my various breads and various butters.
    14. Re:Definitely! by faaaz · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I couldn't build computers, today I've built over five of them. A few years ago I couldn't handle Linux, today I am learning almost every day.

      If I want to do something, I'm not afraid of doing it. About a month ago I bought a bike which in order to save some money I had to put together myself. Granted, a bike may not be a car, but I learnt how to put it together and as a result I know how to fix it when annoyances arise.

      I don't own a car now, but if I had one, I probably would try to maintain it myself. I have an older brother I can turn to in matters concerning cars, boats, engines etc; a farily experienced friend is in my opinion the best source for beginner information. Maybe why these skills are further down on the "l33t" list is because a car isn't necessary anymore. At least not here in European cities, maybe in the United States. A fair amount of my friends don't even have a licence.

      On a side note: taking a drivers licence is for the most part a painful experience in Sweden. I takes a lot of time, and it costs a lot of money.

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    15. Re:Definitely! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Simple tinkering with cars stopped when you started needing $1000 computers just to help adjust the fscking timing sequence on the damn injectors, or adjust the fuel/air mix ratios. Or just to reboot the fucking thing.

      THAT's why I don't fix my car own anymore. The first 3 cars I owned, I did EVERYTHING short of replacing the destroyed transmissions and rebuilding the engines. My time is just worth too much now, and I've got better warranties. :-D

    16. Re:Definitely! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Oh how I miss making my own bolts. :-) Back when I had full unrestricted access to my grand-pappy's workshop, tapping and making our own bolts from 1/4, 1/2, or 1" stock on the lathe saved us quite a bit of time having to run down to the local shop to get JUST the right bolt in JUST the right length...

      Oh I miss my tapping set. :-/

    17. Re:Definitely! by operagost · · Score: 1

      My Buick doesn't even have spark plug wires. It has IDI- and it has run like crap and cost me hundreds of dollars in repairs just to keep it functional over the last 20K miles. No one seems to be able to fix it. I want a carb, or even the old TBI back.

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    18. Re:Definitely! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > My car doesn't have spark plugs, you insensitve clod!

      Well, you better put them back!

    19. Re:Definitely! by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Of course, you could've bought a tap for $10 at the hardware store and done it yourself.

      And had bits of metal floating around in my oil, scoring the inside of the engine... No, I won't be doing that, thanks, though that is the wrong way to do it. Instead you have to drop the oil pan (can't do that in the driveway), replace the oil pan gasket, tap and clean the pan, and replace.

  22. A batch of Irish Ale by codepunk · · Score: 1

    I have a batch of Irish Ale in the carboy right now. A couple of nights ago I built my own force carbonator, pet bottles, some brass fittings and
    a bicycle emergency CO2 inflator. Now sure I could have went out and bought the stuff to force carbonate my beer, but what kind of hack value is in that. True hackers hack everything not just code. Now back to my java project....

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    Got Code?
    1. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

      Now back to my java project....
      Doing something with coffee too?!!!!!!!!

      Dude you are the ubergeek!
      :-)

    2. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Sure.. coffee stouts are pretty common anymore, although most of them hardly have enough caffiene to make it worthwhile.

      I suppose i should get off my Duff and whip up a batch of beer. Of course, having worked for a local brewery it's much easier just to take my kegs down and get them filled back up. Still, it's fun to get the boys together and put up a new recepie.

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    3. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by W32.Klez.A · · Score: 1
      get off my Duff and whip up a batch of beer

      you mean whip up a batch of duff and get off, right?

    4. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      My brother-in-law has been practicing a new geek obsession lately. He buys raw coffee beans and roasts his own. He screwed around with an air popper to change the temperature it regulates to for that purpose.

    5. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by Gumber · · Score: 1

      force carbinator?

      bottle conditioned!!

    6. Re:A batch of Irish Ale by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Except I hate bottling, so I'm going to Cornelius kegs instead, or 32oz growlers. Never again will I put beer in 12oz or 16oz bottles. But I agree, bottle conditioned. It's the purist's way!

  23. hacking life style by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes I would consider that part of the hacking life style . Trying to understand everything around you , maybe even doing it your self is part of the "life style" . Most hackers I know (traditional use) are very keen with not only computers and electronics , but chemistry (read explosives) , metalworking , and a few are interested in nature (they even go out while the "day star" is still outside). The hacking life style is really one about knowledge and understanding so any activity/tool (reasonable priced of course) you can expect a hacker to have at least a passing interest in (and some times more so than one) . That being said , is this worthy of a slashdot article?

    1. Re:hacking life style by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure it's worthy of a slashdot article. "News for Nerds". I'm interested in gardening, cooking, home brewery, but now I'm getting to learn what hobbies other geeks pursue, and it's giving me ideas for what I may move on to next, what with my short attention span and all. I'd go so far as to say it's one of the better slashdot articles. Sometimes the best stuff doesn't come from "M$ suX0rz" articles, it comes from the more personal stuff, and the meta-chat. Some of the best stuff I've read on here has come from the polls.

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    2. Re:hacking life style by swordboy · · Score: 1

      That being said , is this worthy of a slashdot article?

      I can't believe that you've asked this. I've had more fun *relating* to the +4s and +5s than I've had in a long time. I actually thought, along the way, that slashdot should arrange some sort of "favorites" that we could nominate. Maybe two per year or something. /me drinks more beer...

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  24. Gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Just gay

  25. same for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't stand not to know how to do something, AC breaks in car, buy a book and some tools. So far I've done woodworking (mdf rules) pluming, drywall, sprinklers, tile. Welding is next...

    1. Re:same for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      pluming
      Sounds interesting, but doesn't it hurt the birds to jam feathers into them?
  26. Add Pinball to the list by John3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, I think you're on to something there. Not only do I brew beer, but we also sell homebrew supplies in my hardware store. My informal observations of the customers who shop for home brew supplies leads me to the conclusion that most hombrewers are geeks (That's a compliment!).

    Getting back to my subject, I've also discovered that my passion for pinball (started at MIT in 1977) is shared with numerous folks on the net and around the world, and there is definitely a connection between the lost art of pinball (face it, pinball is dying, especially electromechanical machines) and geeks. I own an old Faces EM pinball machine myself which I've been restoring to it's former glory, in between brewing batches of homebrew and playing Asheron's Call. :-)

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    1. Re:Add Pinball to the list by EricWright · · Score: 1

      I agree... every guy I know that brews his own beer is someone I met throught school (grad physics student) or work (programmer). Couple of pretty geeky groups there. I have quite a few friends outside those two groups, and many of them don't understand the need to do things like brewing, gardening, metalwork, etc. Explanation: they aren't geeks!

    2. Re:Add Pinball to the list by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      hell yeah brother :)

      although im an early to mid 90's bally's guy myself. [http://www.remsbox.com/index.php?content=00000000 08 and http://www.remsbox.com/showPhoto.php?album=Addams% 20Family%20Gold] More because thats what *I* played growing up.

      of course, that lead me into finishing our basement [ http://www.remsbox.com/showPhoto.php?album=House%2 0and%20Home ] which reminded me that I like to woodwork :P

      Honestly, I enjoy hacking away at code just like anyone else, but sometimes you just HAVE to unplug, and working with your hands is the yang to working with math in your head.

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      --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  27. Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by ocelotbob · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Yeah, they like nice fancy new things, but they also like the old. The figuring out of where we've been, why a certain path of tech wasn't taken. I think it also has to, at least partly, deal with a want to escape. Most geeks are in front of tech that was unimaginable a few generations ago, and want to get away from it at times, clear the cobwebs and see something else.

    Am I this way? Of course. I love blending the old and the new, the modern with the retro. Hell, my ideal computer case design would be something that would look like it belongs in a victorian parlor. Geeks love the anachronism, because if something from the past Just Works, why not use it?

    --

    Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    1. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just like sandbenders

    2. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by orbbro · · Score: 1
      Echo that!

      That's why I switched from Gillette disposable razors to straight razor & brush: Learning how the old things worked, reducing the amount of $$ I spend on daily grooming.

      Of course, no one's making switcher movies about this kind of switching!

      --
      "It's an erotic, spectacular scene that captures the thrusting, violent, vibrant world Bohemian spirit..."
    3. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Ouch tryed that once with GrandPa's cutthroat. Scared myself so bad that I used an electric razor for four years.

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
    4. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Am I this way? Of course. I love blending the old and the new, the modern with the retro. Hell, my ideal computer case design would be something that would look like it belongs in a victorian parlor. Geeks love the anachronism, because if something from the past Just Works, why not use it?

      I designed a temperature controller for the refrigerator I use for brewing beer. It uses a temperature sensor and clock chip of fairly recent design from Maxim (stuff they got when they bought Dallas Semiconductor). The circuit board's about the size of a matchbox.

      It's plugged into an Apple IIe, which uses a mix of BASIC and 6502 assembly language to check the temperature, plot it on screen, and switch the compressor on and off.

      (It's also capable of carrying out gradual temperature changes...1F/hr up or down until it reaches the temperature you want. I don't think there's a temperature controller on the market that does that.)

      I could've made the temperature controller into a USB or RS-232 dongle that'd plug into a newer computer...but why waste an Athlon (or even an old Pentium or 486) on being a glorified thermostat when a really old machine (like an Apple II) gets the job done just as well?

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    5. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by MS_leases_my_soul · · Score: 1

      The biggest difference between Steampunk and Cyberpunk at their roots is internal versus external. Steampunk is not just about new concepts with old technology, it is about hacking the world around you. Cyberpunk is about hacking yourself as a means towards the ends of changing the world around you.

    6. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Nah dude, gotta make it web-enabled so that I can constantly check the temperature of my beer from California on my WAP-enabled cellphone. :-)

      If only I wasn't trying to build an 8x10 monorail camera, I might have a play at duplicating your efforts.

    7. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Another way, which wouldn't require so much equipment, would be to use a small microcontroller like a PIC or AVR. I'm not sure what the power consumption of an Apple IIe is, but it's surely much higher than a modern microcontroller.

    8. Re:Most geeks are more steampunk than cyberpunk by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Another way, which wouldn't require so much equipment, would be to use a small microcontroller like a PIC or AVR. I'm not sure what the power consumption of an Apple IIe is, but it's surely much higher than a modern microcontroller.

      I might try that at some point, especially if I add another fridge and need another controller...it'd be an interesting project. The power consumption of an Apple II is next to nothing, though...probably comparable to a nightlight when the floppy drive isn't running. (The power supply is rated for a maximum of only 30 or 35 watts.) Besides, the graph of temperature for the past four hours is kinda neat. :-) (I think there's an FPGA or something for which a VGA-compatible video generator can be programmed in...)

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
  28. Simply. Yes. by knowledgepeacewi · · Score: 1

    Yes. The men I know wants to be able to build a society from scratch all by himself. The women I know tends to depend on someone else being around to help do this. individual::community

  29. Jeeps! by afreniere · · Score: 1
    I do believe I qualify as a geek (have been hacking around with computers and programming and linux for half my life - am 25) and I have just finished a 3-year-long complete frame-up rebuild on my big hobby, an early-80s Jeep CJ. Several of my geek friends are also Jeep Nuts. ("Jeep Nuts" can be parsed as an adjective phrase as well as a plural noun). Anyway I think the computer hacking and the automotive hacking both tie in to a deeper desire to explore and understand the observed phenomena that occur to us through our "senses" - simulation or not...

    -Ansel.

    Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket

    --
    G=C800:5
  30. Curiosity by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, for me, it's curiosity that prods me in learning unrelated stuff.

    I started learning how my car works because all that "moving stuff" is elegant and complex. It's the figuring out part that gives me satisfaction.

    I will never do metalsmithing, but Maxwell's demon may be my next experiment. Too wierd to be missed!

    --
    You're not old until regret takes the place of your dreams.
    1. Re:Curiosity by csash · · Score: 1
      I started learning how my car works because all that "moving stuff" is elegant and complex.

      I started learning how my car works cause I had no money, and broke stuff needed to be fixed.

    2. Re:Curiosity by tunabomber · · Score: 1

      ...like a moth to a bulb, if you ask me...

      Hmm. Funny that you use that metaphor... Could it be that all those poor moths that got fried inside ENIAC and other early computers didn't have an unhealthy obsession with glowing things, but rather a nerdy obsession with complex things?

      --

      pi = 3.141592653589793helpimtrappedinauniversefactory71 ...
    3. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ery much so, but I would narrow it down a bit more and say not taking things at face value.

      Some people look at the Great Pyramids and just know some Egyptians built them. I stand in awe, trying to frame it with the ideas and technology available at the time. And hence, want to learn more.

      I think it's a good indication of a person's character as well. Everything at face value pretty much defines shallow. You need a different breed to dig a little deeper.

      From everything from philosophy to metalworking to computers; it's nice to know there are groups of people engaged with the world around them.

  31. "lost arts" and hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's a good explanation as to why I at least have books on all sorts of lost arts, as the story calls them: All the hobbies or skills mentioned are crafts. In other words, they require the mastery of various tools to accomplish a particular task. Sound familiar? The computer is potentially the ultimate tool, so what I'm doing when I'm hacking is improving my skill with a particular tool to get something done.

    I'll also note here that at first I read the article as about Lost Arks and geekdom. What does Harrison Ford have to say about the relationship between those two things?

  32. Curiosity by luisdom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For me it is just an expression of curiosity. Of wanting to know "how does this thing work" or "how the hell do they make this".
    Computers are (for me) the uber-want-to-know. They are just more complex than every other thing in your direct environment, so we are attracted to them (like a moth to a bulb, if you ask me).

  33. um. by toothfish · · Score: 1

    Baking [bread] hardly qualifies as an esoteric exercise-- as an ex-butcher and baker, I can testify that both of these activities are doing just fine, thanks. People will be eating bread, making cheese, and tying knots for a long time.

    Granted, most of these things which are now done by machine will probably be confined to niche/specialty industries, but they'll definitely survive as long as people are willing to pay a premium for a quality product.

    The organization that regulates Parma prosciutto, for instance, is still getting their knickers twisted over import regulations, which bespeaks a healthy industry to me.

    1. Re:um. by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      Yes, but baking bread at home is an entirely different exercise than baking bread in a manufacturing plant, and the same goes for making cheese. Not to mention that many people may never bake a loaf of their own in their life, and I know of only two people I've met who make their own cheese -- I'd say their esoteric enough.

      Also, the processes are touchy, time-consuming, and labor-intensive, which discourages average people from doing them... which makes them perfect for hackers and geeks. :)

      Making fresh bread is wonderful... the smell, mmm....

    2. Re:um. by toothfish · · Score: 1
      Yes, but baking bread at home is an entirely different exercise than baking bread in a manufacturing plant
      Well. that all depends on the size of the plant, and even so not necesarily. i was able to adapt recipies just fine from the bakery i worked at for use at home, and in the smaller places there's hardly a difference in the process-- aside from most large-scale recipies' ingredients being measured in weight rather than volume.

      I've never made cheese, though, and I understand that making cheese at home can be quite an ordeal. My original point (which is admittedly not terribly obvious) is that the things in the list aren't "lost arts", really. They've become confined to specialty industries, because large-scale manufacturing is so much cheaper, but they survive because of geekish inclination and the need for an alternative to mainstream products-- I'll admit I'm pretty biased here, since I live in a pretty well-connected area as far as agriculture and cottage industry-type suff goes...
    3. Re:um. by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      Good points. (Those % flour weights have thrown me for a loop a time or two.)

      The thing with baking bread at home, especially if you do it *totally* by hand, sans bread machine or even mixer, is that you've got a lot of things that can go wrong with too much or too little yeast, bad rising conditions, not enough kneading or too much, and so on. It's a little arcane, especially if you're coming in cold without ever being exposed to it before. You're right, though, that "lost arts" is really a misnomer, since they *aren't* lost if people practice them. "Niche arts" would be a better term -- as you said, things that only a few people do anymore, making those activities "geekish". :)

      Oh, and (at least if my local bakery is any indication), most homemade breads have a lot fewer preservatives, fortifiers, and random chemicals than even small-bakery bread, though if you've got a bakery that specializes in organic, preservative-free bread the processes would be a lot closer. There are people who find that a big plus.

  34. time by ramzak2k · · Score: 0, Troll

    this an expression of 'hacking' outside of machinery/engineering?"

    Nope, this is an utter waste of time. There are so many other useful skills that you could learn with your precious time. Why learn stuff that you will never use ?

    --

    Siggy Say, Siggy Do
    1. Re:time by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Many of the items on that list are hardly a waste of time. Take yogurt making, for example. Doesn't really take that long to do make, and you can save a pretty good amount of money doing so. Same thing goes with zymurgy, and you may like the end result even better. The rest are, by and large, hobbies. Things you do so you don't have a nervous breakdown at 40 and end up throwing yourself into the river. Everyone needs a break from "real life", otherwise, life will break them.

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    2. Re:time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am the ramzak 2000.
      I can learn 16 useful skills per hour.
      You humans are wasting your time with your sports, hobbies, and video games.
      Soon robots will surpass you.
      End transmission.
    3. Re:time by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, what do you think would be a better use of my time? Since you didn't enlighten us with a set of alternatives that would reveal what you're thinking of, I'll have to guess...

      Perhaps you think I should spend more time building skills that will allow me to earn more money or better secure my intended path in my career?

      1. The only blacksmith I know makes about $60k and spends more time with his kids than any other 40 year old I know. IMHO, that's real wealth.
      2. I schedule time to learn new professional skills during work hours and I spend plenty of time exploring new databases, playing with new languages and language features. We're talking about things to do after hours and on the weekend.
      Since what we're talking about really is leisure time, perhaps you're bothered that I'm choosing to do something outside the ordinary with my leisure time? Perhaps you'd prefer it if I spent a lot more time in front of the television (currently only hooked up to a DVD player). Perhaps I should not find things I enjoy doing in my home (where the rest of my family resides) and I should spend time in clubs and bars pursuing one-night stands and reinforcement of my self-esteem from strangers more interested in style than substance?

      Perhaps not.

      I make certain that I have leisure time in my life and what I pursue with that leisure time may suprise you. Like many other people on here, I prefer the taste of a beer that I have made to one that I bought, I prefer to sit on a chair that I crafted from wood to one that I bought, I enjoy sitting in a garage on my chair drinking my beer after completing a valve adjustment on my motorcycle.

      Learning to be self-reliant by picking up new hobbies that I enjoy is not a waste of my or anyone else's precious time. If anything, it is one of the most rewarding things that I do with my time, not only because I enjoy the challenge and the exploration, but because most of these can be enjoyed with others who are important to you. If you have a spouse and/or children, ask them if they'd rather you do what you first thought of when writing your post or spending it with them making cheese? The answer might suprise you.

      Regards, Ross

    4. Re:time by sowellfan · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is right down my alley, but the dilemna for me is that there's too much to learn/do/build and not enough time. I *want* to do interesting things with computers, I *want* to learn iaido/aikido/etc., I think it'd be awesome to do metalworking, I want to read great books, I'd like to reload my own bullets, I'd love to go to the gun range once or twice a week, but where does the time come from??

      I'm sort of a special case, I suppose, because my wife has chronic pain issues that shifts 98% of the housework/cooking/etc. over to me, but even if it was 50/50, I don't see how I could support more than two significant hobbies, and have much time left to do more than take care of the necessary stuff around the house. Martial arts or working out tends to erase three nights a week all by itself. Throw in another hobby that takes my Saturdays, and that's pretty much it. I just need more days in the week.

    5. Re:time by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      From what my health food eating friends tell me the homemade yougurt is quite a bit better for you than the store bought stuff. More and more diverse active cultures, as well as you can use honey or just fruit as the sweetener rather than sugar.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    6. Re:time by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      There are so many other useful skills that you could learn with your precious time.

      Such as?

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    7. Re:time by BitchHead · · Score: 1

      There are so many things that can be seen as a 'waste of time' that I have learned. Yet I use each one of them, mostly as a relaxation from my everyday hectic schedule.
      I could always go to the corner market and buy beer. I'd save myself the time of having to wash and sterilize bottles, measure and cook ingredients, wait on the fermentation, take even more time out to bottle the stuff and clean the fermenter vats... Wow! What a waste of time and effort it is to trudge into my kitchen and spend an hour or two relaxing, knowing that in 2 weeks all my effort will have resulted in nothing more than 40 pints of beer.
      I could go to the same store where I can purchase beer, and buy a pack of cigarettes. Instead, I take the scrap leaves (those not purchased at auction) from a friend who has a tobacco farm. I hand mill shred them and roll my own smokes.
      There's just a level of appreciation that you can gain for something if you've built/prepared/grown/designed it yourself. Putting it into tech terms: Would you rather get a prebuilt computer package with most of what you want and a lot of what you don't, but you can have it right now... or build a system to your exact specifications with exactly the parts you want/need, except that you'll have to work on it for 3 hours to get it built?
      I could be horribly wrong, (and quite often I am,) but I would think that most people that use the term 'hacking' to describe what they do as a pasttime (except maybe for golfers) would have a higher appreciation for something that they took part in building themselves.

    8. Re:time by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      the homemade yougurt is quite a bit better for you than the store bought stuff.

      I agree with this. It seems to taste better and have a better texture to it. It takes very little effort to make, too.

      --
      --Drunk as in Beer
  35. Yes, it's a lost skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because few will dare to venture unto yonder worlds

  36. Rambling thoughts about this... by TedTschopp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tolkien thought that the further you got away from the earth and your ability to live off of it, the more and more you lost your ability to be a creative person. And the less magic you were able to see in the world.

    It is a loss of this self suffency which is going to cause the greatest problems in our society. Just think of much of our food today is preprocessed or transported from someplace else.

    What happens when the whole system breaks down. (When was the last time a complex system like the ones we have today didn't break down).

    I think it's our mentatility to think about these problems becuase we get to think about them every day when it comes to computer systems.

    I suspose I could ramble on about the philosophy and religious implications about subcreation and why good subcreators worry about this, but I think that the skills, determination, dedication, and ego that it takes to be a good programmer/sys admin/hacker are the same skills which cause us to worry about some of the more basic things in real life.

    Ted Tschopp

    --
    Fantasy remains a human right; we make in our measure and in our derivative mode... -- JRR Tolkien
    1. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by Ondo · · Score: 3, Funny

      What happens when the whole system breaks down. (When was the last time a complex system like the ones we have today didn't break down).

      Yesterday.

    2. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1


      What happens when the whole system breaks down?


      Your favorite Amendment switches from First to Second.

    3. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by d_redguy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It is a loss of this self suffency which is going to cause the greatest problems in our society.
      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

      - Robert A. Heinlein

    4. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      Heinlein was an anarchist survivalist nutcase- and observe! He didn't even manage to survive!

      graspee

    5. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by sstory · · Score: 1

      These are essentially romantic notions. I won't need to know how to make soap, or sew, unless civilization collapses. And since there's as much chance of that as there is in god existing, I'll stick with my specialization, which is efficient and lucrative.

    6. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by The+Original+Atrox · · Score: 1

      WELL PUT! Lord help us if ever we see such a time, but lets be prepaired. And always remember: When the going gets weird, the wierd turn pro.

      Atrox
      -Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.

      --
      -Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master.
    7. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      I won't need to know how to make soap, or sew, unless civilization collapses. And since there's as much chance of that as there is in god existing,
      I agree completely with your statement that civilization will eventually collapse. It isn't that likely to happen soon enough to matter, But it could. And besides, learning new things is fun, much more fun that getting stuck in a rut -- even if being in that rut might give a higher monetary income.

      Tim

    8. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1


      > What happens when the whole system breaks down

      That's why you have MRE's stacked in the cellar.
      Right?

    9. Re:Rambling thoughts about this... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And when a button pops off your perfectly servicable trousers what are you going to do?? throw them out? wear them without the button, pay $5-10 to have them repaired professionally, or put the button back on?? OR??? could you successfully convert a pair of long trousers into shorts?? these are useful skills today.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  37. Hacking is like.. by neogeek · · Score: 1

    All forms of Art are open to subjective opinion. Geeks tend to think of how they setup and use there computer as artistic expression. It' only follows that we will try and hack beer and make our own. Yeah beer above 7% alcohol.

  38. in the know... by decepty · · Score: 0

    The essence of hacking is finding out how stuff works... It comes as no suprise that those things carry over to other aspects of life. But here comes the age old "chicken/egg" debate:
    Does an interest in hacking come from an interest in how stuff works?
    -or-
    Does an interest in how stuff works come from an interest in hacking?
    Meditate on that, suckers...

    --
    Be careful! Bears shouldn't consume large furry dogs.
    1. Re:in the know... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I contend you're comparing apples and apples.

  39. They scare me... by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    I see them in the park with padded clothing and nerf swords or something. What's so sad is it's usually three quarters men, and they look like they're fighting for the few nasty-looking women there.

    --
    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
    1. Re:They scare me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's LARPers - Live Action Role Playing.

      SCA is real metal armor, full-on hard blows with solid rataan that would break bones or skulls without said armor, and a 50/50 proportion of male to female. IMO, the attractiveness of the participants is roughly equivalent to society at large.

      The SCA is also about real history - not fantasy with elves, dragons, and magic.

    2. Re:They scare me... by PD · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to mention that a tremendously successful pickup line is "did you know that in the Middle Ages people use to have sex just like we shake hands today?"

    3. Re:They scare me... by binarybum · · Score: 5, Funny

      that seems like a dull way to have sex.

      --
      ôó
    4. Re:They scare me... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's not SCA, that's Dagorhir. SCA don't pad their weapons.

    5. Re:They scare me... by dogfart · · Score: 1

      And we know how often people washed their hands in the Middle Ages.

      --

      "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    6. Re:They scare me... by pyrote · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most /.'rs still have 'sex' like they're shaking hands. atleast it involves shaking hands.

      --
      THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! eventually.
    7. Re:They scare me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meaning we do it whenever we meet somebody new, interview for a job, etc.?

      "Well, Ms. Smith, it was a pleasure interviewing you for this position..."

  40. Re:I thought I had it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that flamebait? It's about the lost art of cannibalism.

  41. Absolutely by zhrike · · Score: 1

    My goal is to be reasonably self-sufficient in the event that modern conveniences are lost. Far-fetched idea, but I definitely collect data, both in electronic and hard-copy form, as often as I can. So far the collection outweighs my reading by a lot, but it's there. It's also a humourous collection of information that I may never so much as glance at...but it's there. And much of it does interest me.

    And yes, I realize the irony of collection digital forms of data in the event that conveniences (which I always assume means electricity among other things...at least in easily accessible forms) are removed.

  42. Thirst for knowledge by AndurilSBA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess you could consider it related to hacking if one considers hackers to be just people who "thirst for knowledge." I know I rarely sit in one discipline for long and I want to know everything about anything. I don't consider that being a hacker, or part of a "hacker" nature though...I'm just nosy.

  43. a few "lost" arts come to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    • furniture upholstering
    • typewriter repair
    • window sash repair
    • decorative art glass windows
    • decorative stone cutting
    1. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      typewriter repair
      Y'know, that's actually not that bad of field. Typewriters are wonderfully retro machines that just feel pretty awesome to type on. Just bought my first "antique" typewriter off of ebay - an LC Smith Model 8 from the 20s - and am wanting to try it out. I bang on a keyboard all day long, but there's just something more authentic about banging on a piece of machinery that's older than my grandmother. It'll be the machine designed for inspiration, for when I can't stand to type on a keyboard anymore. The taptaptaptap just does something, and I figure that as long as I don't start typing out line after line of no tv and no beer make ocelotbob go crazy, I'll be just fine.
      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    2. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "banging on a piece of machinery that's older than my grandmother"

      ... must ... not ... reply ...

      Seriously, man ... too easy.

    3. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      but there's just something more authentic about banging on a piece of machinery that's older than my grandmother.

      For some reason, I can't stop laughing.

    4. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind by ergonal · · Score: 1

      If you're that into typewriters, you might be interested in this typewriter-keyboard conversion page (featured on /. a while ago here).

    5. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or get your degree

  44. Who is Tyler Durden? NT by grahamsz · · Score: 0

    nothing to see here

    1. Re:Who is Tyler Durden? NT by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      He is in the movie "Fight Club" and his profession is soap making.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    2. Re:Who is Tyler Durden? NT by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      yeah i knew that really, was a poor attempt at humour

    3. Re:Who is Tyler Durden? NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of a fucking search engine, moron?

  45. actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I think you're Tyler Durden.

  46. OpenSource your life! by Tirs · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well, I moved from a downtown appartment to a countryhouse a couple of years ago, and I began to feel the urge to start doing things like this: beer homebrewing, fruits and vegetables preserving, bread baking, furniture repairing/building, even some basic masonry. Then one day I was sitting by the fireplace (wood cut by myself), smoking a pipe (my own mix of tobacco), and meditating about my life, and this question came to my mind: Why?

    After giving some thought to the issue, I think that the answer is quite simple: for the same reason why I go to FreshMeat to get the source code of the programs I use. I could download the binaries, but I don't; I prefer to go through the pain of ./configuring, making and make-installing, to say the least. In other words: I want to control the process of creation as much as possible. The same spirit of OpenSource which animates most geeks is present in each and every aspect of their lives, not only in computing.

    Self-made-making and Open Source are all about the same: to keep control of our own lives.

    --
    Strength, balance, courage and reason. If you know what's this about, contact me!
    1. Re:OpenSource your life! by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      I agree. I like to be in control of every aspect of my life that I possibly could as well. It could just arise from a distrust of others ("If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself"), or it could just be a strange sort of envy of others who can do what you can't ("I wish I could do that!").

    2. Re:OpenSource your life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > smoking a pipe (my own mix of tobacco)

      yes, "tobacco".

    3. Re:OpenSource your life! by refactored · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Reasoning too fancy.

      Baking bread just plain smells nice. Yum!

    4. Re:OpenSource your life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baking your own bread? BAH! you aren't doing it right until you learn to mill your own wheat and capture your own yeast. (YES, you capture your own yeast by leaving a bowl of milk and flour mixed in it covered with cheeses cloth on a window sill.. when it becomes frothy and has a yeast smell... You captured your wild yeast! now you need to double it and keep it alive.)

      real men can make bread from the elements on the land..

  47. Um... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Do baking bread and brewing beer even qualify as lost arts?

    I know five people who make their own beer and wine (not to mention the multitude of microbrewery brands that have popped up in recent years), and a good third of an aisle at my grocery store is ready to bake mixtures for those home bread machines. I have one myself because they make the perfect sized loaf for lonely single guys like me.

    --
    --- Ban humanity.
    1. Re:Um... by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1

      good point - a whole bunch of my friends and me have been brewing beer for the past 4-5 years, we trade them, have our own competitions, invite everyone we know around to someone's place and all get completely fucking hammered on it, its all good.

      Its absolutely not a lost art.

      I'm experimenting with honey and orange rind at the moment, trying to make a nice summer brew (got winter on its way, so by the time summer comes round it should be alllll good)

    2. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bread machine?!?!
      Explain to me how dumping premixed ingedients into a machine and pushing a button is an art.
      Until you've mixed the flour, leavening, etc, let the dough rise, punched it down, let it rise again, shaped it and baked it, you haven't made bread.

    3. Re:Um... by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't count using a bread machine as knowing how to make bread.

      Do you know how to make bread from scratch? How to knead the dough, let it rise, before punching it down into a loaf and baking it in a stone hearth?

      Simply pouring a prepared mix with some liquid and an egg into a machine and hitting a button doesn't constitute baking.

      Bread machines are nifty, but using one doesn't make you a chef.

    4. Re:Um... by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      Okay, FYI, I don't think the submitter meant "ready-to-bake" bread mixes or anything to do with bread machines when he mentioned baking. If you're going to be truly geeky about baking, your tools are an oven and a bread pan. You have to get the kneading right, and let it rise for long enough, and it's rather challenging, all told. In other words, it's the perfect geek activity. :)

      (Though bread machines are *really* *really* nice, I have to say...)

    5. Re:Um... by astro-g · · Score: 1

      for the ultimate geek challange - bulid your own breadmaker. (bonus points for incorporating novel mechanics, incorporating unexpected tech, and super bonus points for making it more efficient than a commerially available model)

    6. Re:Um... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Do you know how to make bread from scratch?

      I know how to terrace a field. I know how to plow it and irrigate it. I know how to plant, cultivate and harvest grain. I know how to thresh and grind the grain.

      I know how to build a convection oven out of mud and stones. I know how to chop wood, and how to build a fire. I can make a whole lot of excellent things from that point, but I still don't say it makes me a chef.

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    7. Re:Um... by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The answer is yes and potentially.

      First off, instant bread in a bread machine doesn't count. The advantage of hippie parents: we grew our own wheat, ground it up on the back porch in small batches, (ok - so the mill was an electric "magic mill"), then kneaded and baked. The best bread ever, and completely irreproducable except by hand.

      As for beer, I brewed my first batch in 1986 and at that time, it was a practically lost art. Finding supplies was hard, but since Vertmont had just upped the drinking age and I missed the grandfather clause by 3 months, I had no choice but pursue the higher knowledge. Glad I did too. Also, I'm glad it's become popular - a hedge against it getting lost again. I remember those summer days in the basement, Doors blaring, cracking open a home brew - nothing like it!

      --
      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    8. Re:Um... by CACraw · · Score: 1
      Your're right: There are very easy ways to bake and brew at home. However, Artesian bread-baking is to ready-bake bread machines as craft beers are to Budweiser. If you *really* want to bake bread, check out Crust and Crumb

      Not that there's anything wrong with easy home-made bread, but if you're ready to move to the next level and impress other bakers, start here.

      Remember, beer is liquid bread!

    9. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breadmaking is about the only time you get to crank the oven up to 550, that's got to be good for something.

    10. Re:Um... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      If you're going to be truly geeky about baking, your tools are an oven and a bread pan. You have to get the kneading right, and let it rise for long enough, and it's rather challenging, all told. In other words, it's the perfect geek activity. :)

      And if you're a Real Bread Geek(tm), you don't use that crappy tasteless freeze-dried yeast from the store. No, real bread geeks leave a bowl of flour and water paste out in the open to start a real live sourdough culture! You haven't had a decent bread-challenge till you've had to provide your own leavening.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    11. Re:Um... by croddy · · Score: 1

      I got a good starter going, and it would rise the loaves nice & fluffy, but I couldn't get it to taste sour at all. am I just screwed by my regional flora, or is there a trick to getting it to sour? e.g. aerobic/anaerobic, feeding schedules, sugars/starches?

    12. Re:Um... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And the GRAND PRIZE for making it operable via a WAP-enabled cellphone from someplace in Eastern Europe. :-)

      (what's this obsession I have with tele-operated bread and beer-making equipment today?)

    13. Re:Um... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I got a good starter going, and it would rise the loaves nice & fluffy, but I couldn't get it to taste sour at all. am I just screwed by my regional flora, or is there a trick to getting it to sour?

      I've found that my starters vary in sourness from year to year. Your basic sourdough starter is a symbiotic culture of wild yeast and wild lactobacillus. The lactobacillus is where the "sour" comes from. There are something like 3 dominant wild yeast varieties and 5 wild lactobacillus that can live with one another. Your starter will generally end up with only one of those yeasts and and one of those lactobacilli dominating. Which ones of each you end up with not only seems to vary geographically, but also it seems to change from year to year. A really sour culture, like traditional San Francisco ones, consists of a yeast that doesn't eat a particular sugar (maltose in the case of SF sourdough), and a lactobacillus that does. Sometimes you get a yeast and lactobacillus that eat the same sugars. Then it seems to be matter of which one eats faster! here's a site with some good info on sourdough. You can find a lot thru Google as well.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    14. Re:Um... by kevmit · · Score: 1
      "If you're going to be truly geeky about baking, your tools are an oven and a bread pan."
      If you're going to be truly geeky about baking, your tools are a tornado vortex generator to sift the flour and a particle accelerator to provide heat.
  48. Knot tying a lost art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess, seeing all you running around with your laces untied, claiming it's a fashion choice.

  49. Is it common? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1
    there are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle... but I find my fellows tend to have books on these subjects lying around, too. Is this common in geekdom? Is this an expression of 'hacking' outside of machinery/engineering?"

    Yes!

    Of the 3 geeks we have at the office, we have a banjo maker and player, a beer brewer, a machinist with a lathe, a mill, and no CNC and another machinist with a lathe. We have a cabinetmaker. We have 2 skilled black and white photographers that do their own darkroom work, and one who collects minicomputers and 80's era broadcast televison cameras.

    --
    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
    1. Re:Is it common? by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Gee,
      Metal Lathe, Mill, woodworking tools, welding gear, I cook, I bake, I raise 2 children, I hunt, camp, can build and true a bicycle wheel (and USED to ride), can run a steam boiler, know something about knife making, have a darkroom, have a ham radio setup, I've been trained in first aid, and even worked as an electronics tech

      Add the other geeks at work, and not counting the overlap, we have actors, concert pianists, an ex-cop, 2 fair good bass players, etc

      No home brewers though (Bummer - I used to work with one - PUMPKIN BEER!)

      --
      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
  50. Are you implying... by poity · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that the Amish are the 31337est hackers?

    --
    your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    1. Re:Are you implying... by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... that the Amish are the 31337est hackers?

      Sure. Where else would you go for an open source barn?

    2. Re:Are you implying... by DarkVein · · Score: 1

      The foundation of their religeon is one of the most enlightened in western culture. It's just circumstance that at one point, in recent history, they decided electricity wasn't for man, and decided not to use it.

      --

      I'm as mimsy as the next borogove but your mome raths are completely outgrabe.

    3. Re:Are you implying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. When something breaks in an Amish household, they don't run to Walmart for a replacement - they fix it.

  51. note my email address by The+Unabageler · · Score: 1

    I do as much as I can myself. fixing the car, cooking from scratch, building a kite, etc. In the boy scouts I forged my own knife, caught my own rabbits to eat while on the trail, fetched and purified all my own water, built my own shelter each night, to list a few. Hacking is indeed a lifestyle and not one to be taken for granted. Think of how many pinks out there can't even fill up their gas tank, let alone work the tivo remote!!! It will pervade every aspect of your being and drive you to do things that most people will say you are stupid for bothering when you could just pay someone to do it with a guarantee. To paraphrase "Tommy Boy", I can shit in a box and guarantee it if it will make you happy. Doing things myself from scratch is what makes me happy. Maybe that's where I get my sense of personal responsibility too.

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    perl -e '$_="\007/4`\cp%2,".chr(127);s/./"\"\\c$&\""/gees; print'
  52. Try the Foxfire book series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a series of books that have been out for a while that talk about all kinds of survival and basic skills like making yarn and shelter and making cheese, etc ...

    1. Re:Try the Foxfire book series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Foxxfire promotes a different methods of survival - by preserving your genes through planting them wherever possible ;)

  53. Is the seeking of lost skills/arts etc. by bongobongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is the seeking of lost skills and arts a hacking analog? Well, I wouldn't say so. Hacking is about creating the means to an end oneself, independant of any official or sanctioned guidelines. Seeking lost skills and arts is simply undertaking a nostalgic quest, much like deciding to collect Christian Archie comics from 1973 or something. The process may involve some hacking, as "lost skills" no doubt have less than perfect handbooks for them... but there's nothing that necessarily makes it analogous to hacking.

    One is a method -- one is an interest. I can see people who are into hacking being interested in lost art/skill revival though... :)

  54. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Having just finished my first batch of home-brew beer..."

    Wow! You drank the whole batch?!!

  55. Seeking for lost wisdoms by axxackall · · Score: 1
    I am seeking for lost wisdoms. Modern civilization forgot many of them. One is to understand at the world around *AND* at that process to understand the way how you understand the world.

    We lost many wisdoms and we continue loosing them. AI in a big scale failed. Why? Software engineers don't want to work with knowledge: working with bytes is much simpler and mostly reflect the quality of American education. High order functions and high order logic is just too much for an average Joe-Programmer. The software industry rejected the wisdom. I am seeking to find lost wisdoms of software engineering.

    In art, compare music of Bach, Mozart or Bethoven with modern noise. Why is it so bad now? Because musicians today do it for money and only for money. They are no different than 300 years ago drunk musicians in a port tavern. Personally, I think that music has finished on Jazz, on after-hours improvisation sessions. Without the wisdom the creativity has left the music. In old records, in new re-improvisations and in classic music performacs I am seeking for lost music wisdoms.

    I can continue about painting, literature, movies, theatre, and, of course, about phylosophy. But you've got a point.

    Would you classify it as a geekfullness? I don't think about that. All I want is to find the most I can and to pass the most I can to others, thus saving what I found from being lost finally (or reducing the chance of being finally lost).

    --

    Less is more !
    1. Re:Seeking for lost wisdoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lost", my ass... You're just a bitter old fart who's too lazy to go out and find things on his own, and just get your impressions of the outside world from TV. And you idolize a past that you can't even remember.

    2. Re:Seeking for lost wisdoms by ttsalo · · Score: 0
      We lost many wisdoms and we continue loosing them. AI in a big scale failed. Why? Software engineers don't want to work with knowledge: working with bytes is much simpler and mostly reflect the quality of American education. High order functions and high order logic is just too much for an average Joe-Programmer. The software industry rejected the wisdom. I am seeking to find lost wisdoms of software engineering.

      AI in a big scale failed because it has, in the past, proved to be impossible to build usable AI with algorithms. Algorithms for some things like playing chess or limited expert systems do exist, but for handling anything in the real world, the research has hit a brick wall. It was never up to the software engineers in the first place. Software engineers build on the theoretical basis created by the researchers and scientists, and they have been unable to provide the basis. And you are blaming it on the Joe-Programmer? Please!

      --
      If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, where does the road paved with evil intentions lead to?
    3. Re:Seeking for lost wisdoms by Invidious · · Score: 0

      I think we have to find a way to build an AI that finds its own algorythms -- self-programming is, to me, the basic, essential quality for what I consider to be a "real" AI.

      Of course, this is a royal bitch. ;)

  56. 'how to book series' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you want a how-to-book series, check out the Foxfire series.

    You'll learn how to make traps, make black gunpowder, tan hides, hunt various critters, work metal, woodcraft, and other things I've never done that the books list.

    The pictures of the old toilets used to get material for black gunpowder reminds one what you did in the 1900's. And how yoou REALLY don't want to stay there, just go for visits.

    1. Re:'how to book series' by walbo · · Score: 1

      foxfire rocks. my grandmother had few to remind her of days gone by. very good advice....

  57. Renaissance man. by SupahVee · · Score: 1
    I don't think that it is very unique to your situation, as I find myself trying all sorts of new things that don't relate to traditional hacking. my current passion being cooking, not just making food for myself for sustinence, but getting in the kitchen for about 4-6 hours, and making 6 course meals. Even though the only person in the house is my wife and son. Gardening is also quite fun these days, and my wife has discovered the art of making bread, all sorts of bread, sheepherder bread, sourdough, everything.


    This may be different for other people, but my wife and I both agree that we want to do this for several reasons, the biggest one being that we have a child now, and entrusting him with the control of the microwave and television just isn't what I want to pass on to him. And I personally think the world is going to hell on a fast train, and in the next 40 years, we could see the downfall of the American society as we know it. I know it sounds a bit catastrophic, but it will happen, maybe soon, maybe not in my lifetime. And things like the skills that people seem to people striving for these days will be very valuable. Plus, it sure is damn cheap to grow and make your own food, rather than shopping all the time.


    Then again, people could just be discovering the joy of creating something from nothing, kinda like hacking. :-)

    --
    "See, we plan ahead! That way, we never have to do anything now."
    1. Re:Renaissance man. by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the best theories I've heard to describe modern times is that we are living in a Dark Age. Of course we don't call it that overtly, but in a few hundred years the history books will describe it that way. For example, we've reduced the cost of manufacturing things so greatly that the major cost of many items is simply shipping. And, we've become so dependent on manufacturing these cheap things that we're deliberately designing them with a short lifespan to perpetuate the further manufacturing and shipping of things, which will then need to be replaced so more of them can be built. It's kind of like a virus. Or rather, has tricked our central nervous system. Now we just want to keep making things, and we've lost sight of the reason we ever started in the first place.

      Anyway, I would add hunting to your list. Being able to go out to the woods and bring home free dinner for a month is a pretty awesome skill to have. And it's going to be much healthier meat than the beef or (even worse) chicken you get at the grocery store.

      Just recently I learned how to cut up a whole chicken, and I will never pay $5.99 a pound for boneless skinless chicken breasts again. Plus, you can make an awesome soup from the parts of the chicken you don't use anywhere else.

      Oh, and hunting comes with guns, which are pretty cool. Or, if you want to go ninja style, there's crossbows and stuff you can use. Who doesn't like crossbows?

    2. Re:Renaissance man. by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      Your interesting and intriguing post appears to be spoiled by a xenophobic, idiotic, nationalistic piece of crap sig. Did you step in it by accident?

      graspee

    3. Re:Renaissance man. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      but in a few hundred years the history books will .describe it that way

      In a few hundred years, few books from this century or the last will exist. Since about 1850, when paper made from wood-pulp was first produced, many books have simply disintegrated as a result of the acid content. I have a number of books from as recently as 1987 which are already disintegrating.

      That is what's going to make this a Dark Age.

    4. Re:Renaissance man. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't.

      Perhaps you should click the "ignore offensive sigs" button and you'll get your base back.

    5. Re:Renaissance man. by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that your sig is offensive on purpose, not suggestive of your real views, in order to get people to turn off sig displays?

      Interesting idea.

      graspee

    6. Re:Renaissance man. by misterpies · · Score: 1

      Yup, I can see that there's easily enough wildlife out there to support the entire US population by hunting. Must have been by accident we practically wiped out buffaloes last time it was a common occupation.

      And I don't see how you can describe hunting with modern firearms to be an "awesome skill". Bringing down a charging wild boar with a spear, now that would be impressive.

      --
      The author of this post asserts his moral rights.
    7. Re:Renaissance man. by TillmanJ · · Score: 1

      Now there's somebody who has never hunted....

      Hunting isn't just taking a shot, you know. The killing tools may have improved dramatically since the spear chucking days, but the tracking, obfuscating and stalking skills are just as difficult to master, maybe more so, since these days hunters do not usually get together in large groups to run the game off of cliffs or into big pits to be killed at their leisure....

    8. Re:Renaissance man. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Unless you buy books/magazines laminated in plastics. Those things ought to last a good 1000 years before degrading to the point of no return. I have some paperbacks from the late 80's that are getting brittle, but none of my D&D books has degraded one bit, thanks to that lamination.

      Who's bright idea was it to put the Smithsonian and Library of Congress in Washington, D.C.? Perhaps the single biggest terrorist and nuclear target that ever existed?

    9. Re:Renaissance man. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      No, it's just offensive on purpose... just to be offensive. I never had the ulterior motive of getting people to turn off sigs, but I like it!

      It's a personal vendetta of sorts, I think. My last sig was:
      By Pentagon standards, the WTC was a "dual-use" target.

      Not surprisingly, that led to some debate, which culminated in a great exchange with someone who actually put me on and took me off his "friends" list over the course of our exchange. So, I figured I'd try it again. But as it turns out my new sig is just stupid. Somehow the mention of nuking all arabs doesn't pack nearly the same payload as my last one. I guess nuking arabs isn't nearly as controversial as pointing out that, had the WTC been in Iraq or Yugoslavia, it would have gotten blown up. This was actually the part that angered people, who agreed that it would have been blown up, but not during the day with thousands of people inside. I didn't bother pointing out that the crude weapons being used by the attackers might not have worked at night, since they're optically guided etc., because we got sidetracked when I started saying "War is Terrorism."

      And now you know the rest of the story!

    10. Re:Renaissance man. by ChannelX · · Score: 1

      Depends on what grocery store you go to or what kind of beef you eat. Grass-fed (read: the way its supposed to be) is far healthier than the crap in that most people in the US like (corn-fed beef. cows arent supposed to eat corn which is why they get sick and need anti-biotics and such. dont get me started on rBGH). You can get that. Organic chicken tastes nothing like the Tyson crap at a "regular" grocery store and can be had any many places including large chains like Whole Foods.

      At one time, as recently as the 40s, we didnt have agribusiness, supermarkets, monoculture farming, etc. Personally I dont think any of those has done anyone any good.

      --
      My blog: http://jkratz.dyndns.org/~jason/blog/
    11. Re:Renaissance man. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Interesting: so the only literature that remains of the 20th and 21st centuries is D&D books... It would be interesting to see what future historians or archaeologists make of that :-)

  58. necessity by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    Congrats on the homebrewed beer ... I've been homebrewing for about 2 years now and I find it to be a very rewarding hobby if you know what I mean ;)

    Just my thoughts on the subject ... I doubt that the skills you mention will ever be "lost". Just like how people today still fiddle around with trebuchets and other cool ancient items, I think there will always be people that churn butter for historical clarity.

    Tasks such as making soap, etc. really aren't necessities of our lives any more. Skills have a way of exiting society when they aren't needed for survival any longer ... kinda like how very few people still fashion arrowheads out of volcanic glass ... we simply don't have to. We have supermarkets in which to hunt already killed animals... the days of going to the forest to go shopping are long over.

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    Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
    1. Re:necessity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the days of going to the forest to go shopping are long over" wanna bet? drought...famine... natural disaster... terrorist attack... any one or a combination of these is all it takes.

    2. Re:necessity by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

      Then that action becomes "necessity" again and we do it. Right now, its not.

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      Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
  59. Organic Chemistry! by Gumber · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking for a while of trying to do organic synthesis using primitive reagents.

  60. RTFJF by ctrimble · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:RTFJF by Stormie · · Score: 1

      Please don't RTFJF. You'll just end up with some distorted view of what ESR thinks a hacker is (i.e., a description of ESR and his hairy buddies). Hell, it'll even have you believing that hackers don't drink.

    2. Re:RTFJF by ctrimble · · Score: 1

      Point well taken.

  61. Yep. True mano. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find most of the people I know enjoy creating/doing things the 'old way'. I make my own bread, most of my meals are things that I've made, and I have a tendency to do things the 'manual' way when ever possible (i.e. use a broom unstead of a vacuum cleaner, or do a project myself and not call someone to do it).

    I think its an extention of wanting to know how things work/are done, rather then just knowing which buttons to push. Most of the folks I know perfer doing 'hands on' things. Then there a sense of satisfaction with doing things by your own hand that can't be beat. I'm proud of what I create/make, and it makes the crap that I deal with that much easier to handle. Are you proud of a clever script/piece of code you wrote? I'm proud of being able to feed my family well.

  62. health and longevity by kardar · · Score: 1

    Health and longevity; immortality; heavenly ascension - these are probably some of the oldest "hacks" there are... there has been lots of freshly translated material coming out of China in the past few decades, and maybe it's a rare thing to like computers and Taoism or Zen, but I think there is definitely a connection. I saw Red Hat's website advertising "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" as a good "summer read" - that was last year, I think.

    Maybe it's about doing things which on the surface appear to be difficult because they are unfamiliar, but are actually easier to do once you understand them. Things that encourage you to reevaluate the way you look at things.

    Learning how to set up and administer a Linux system, building it from parts, the user gains a broader view of what a computer is and what it can be used for. Using a proprietary OS, the user believes the functionality of the computer to be limited by the size of his or her bank account.

    Learning how to stay healthy without interference from the religion of modern medicine also expands your horizons; you realize how degenerative disease and unnecessary surgery can be prevented by a healthy dose of skepticism combined making intelligent choices about what you eat and how you exercise.

    And then you realize that it's not the CPU, or the amount of RAM, but the quality of the keyboard, and the trackball that can keep you from getting carpal tunnel. It's so hard to understand how an organization can expect 70 wpm, yet still use those $5 keyboards they get with the computers they order. $700 for a keyboard? Are you out of your mind? Hey, if that keeps me away from disability, if that keeps me away from a judge telling me that I HAVE to have surgery to keep recieving disability, hey... no problem. A good keyboard, chair, and desk with an adjustable keyboard tray can keep you employed, healthy and away from the Carpal Tunnel.

    Geeks are probably into this kind of stuff, but then again geeks are probably not into this kind of stuff, because "geeks" is just a word, and fails to completely describe the reality of the situation...

    1. Re:health and longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I speak for everyone when I say, "wtf"?

      I think you blindly wandered on and off topic a few times there.

    2. Re:health and longevity by pinkboi · · Score: 1

      It was an interesting trip nonetheless :)

      --
      "The absurd is clear reasoning recognizing its limits"
      -Albert Camus
    3. Re:health and longevity by kardar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, didn't mean to confuse anyone. Maybe a better way to explain it:

      Is staying healthy and living a long life without the help of the latest cutting edge medical technology a lost skill / art? We seem to have a pill for everything, surgery for what pills can't fix, weight loss diets that promise what most other weight loss diets don't deliver, this ab machine, that ab machine....It hasn't always been this way.

      Tai chi doesn't require any machines; chi kung doesn't require any machines (maybe a nice mat to practice on). Walking, gardening - these require a few minimal resources to do properly - five element diets, macrobiotic diets, these don't require any "high tech" ingredients or manufacturing processes, almost everything you need you can grow in your back yard, pickle in your root cellar, or ferment (brew) yourself!

      Brewing your own beer, growing your own veggies, building your own house, etc... I think it's really great to get into that kind of thing; but you can't forget about staying healthy, because without health none of that stuff matters.

      ...being your own doctor..

      But most important of all is to remember that beer is good for your health!

      Cheers!

    4. Re:health and longevity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Large dosess of Vitamin B6 will make Carpal Tunnel go away. Just a tip.

  63. spudguns, trebuchets, catapults, robots, etc. by asscroft · · Score: 0, Troll

    yeah, I'm guilty as charged!

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    because I have been enjoined by this Holy Office to abandon the false opinion which maintains that the Sun is the centre
    1. Re:spudguns, trebuchets, catapults, robots, etc. by asscroft · · Score: 1

      Just for educational purposes, why is this a troll?

      There were lots of other people saying "oh yeah, My dad and I used to make soap" Or "me too, I'm into SCA" Then I say that I'm in to spudguns, trebuchets, catapults and robots, which are outside of my discipline, two of the 4 are "lost" by the definition of the poster and 1 is entirely un-necessary, and the 4th is still outside my discipline and it's a troll?

      Why were the other me toos ok, but mine a troll? I think it's either redundant ( and we all know the problem with that mod) or just fine. Perhaps you were modding my sig and not my comment?

      I don't really care about the Karma, I just want to know what constitutes a troll now that I've officially written one.

      --
      because I have been enjoined by this Holy Office to abandon the false opinion which maintains that the Sun is the centre
    2. Re:spudguns, trebuchets, catapults, robots, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From http://www.slashnet.org/faq.php?qid=21

      What is a "troll"?

      A troll is someone who seeks to deliberately incite anger, arguments, and disorder. A simple example would be a person who goes into #linux and extols the superiority of Microsoft products.

      Entry last modified 23-Jan-2003 16:33 EST by teferi

      Obviously you know something about trolling that I don't know.
      This, however, is probably a troll. So I'll Post Anonymously just for kicks.

  64. YES! by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    Actually I've been thinking about this and talking about this for some time.

    We now live in a society where we are so removed from the things that we are so close to;

    take a look around - look at the things that you take for granted most. Paper, pens, any sort of utensil - and now more and more - electronic devices that we rely on to get stuff done.

    The modern person is totally removed from the process of creating the things that make him and his life modern. We have no idea how a pen is made - or for many - even how the food we live on is grown, processed and cooked.

    We live in a world of things where we dont understand the way they are made, but we do understand their reason for existing (all matrix references aside).

    I too have a very strong desire to know how to make things. Leather work, carving, joinery, and most importantly martial arts.

    It is so important to me (martial arts) to know how the body works and what I can do with my abilities and body.

    time to go home...

  65. Dairy Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Some I try, some I just read: metalsmithing, sewing, baking bread, making soap, knot tying, brewing beer, woodcarving, yogurt and cheese...

    Perhaps I am missing something, but how exactly are "yogurt and cheese" skills? Or are you talking about the Schwartz?

  66. Intrinsic value. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I often find myself asking very similar questions.
    • Why am I so fascinated by the old computers of generations gone by?
    • Why are those old mainframes that can do less than a PDA so fascinating?
    • Why would I rather save up money to buy a personally crafted writing table as opposed to a $50.00 one made out of particle board by machine?
    • What is so "magical" about UNIX-like operating systems?
    • Why is it fun to spend a weekend hiking in the desert, where there is no running water, freezing your butt off, sleeping in a tent with all kinds of weird things crawling on you?
    • Why is some really complex source code, script, configuration file, etc. so interesting?
    • Why does code, highly optimized beyond readability (especially assembly) have a "feel" to it?
    • Why is some PDP-11 with tape for storage so intriguing?
    • What is so interesting about Lord of the Rings?
    • Why is it so much fun to play games with words, making up double-meaning phrases and the like?
    The answer is a bit complex.

    First of all, things that are crafted together by skilled hands have an intrinsic value that doesn't exist in mass-marketed consumer products designed for an excessively consuming society. It all ties together. The way yogurt is made, the way beer is brewed, the way a unique muscle car is built, the way a particularly crafty piece of code is written (whether new or old), the way an oak writing desk is made, the way a 25 year old 4-bit computer can multiply 16-bit integers faster than the newest Pentium 4's, the way the computer on Voyager II can be reconfigured from a million billion miles away without crashing, the way your personally hacked Linux kernel does something nobody else has thought of... it all happens because of craftsmanship. Yeah, those old mainframes probably crashed more often than Windows does today, but there is some kind of value (for which I cannot find a word) that exists in things made by the truly skilled... by the wizards, the gurus, the master craftsmen.

    Secondly, there is something in the "hacker culture" (see the Jargon file) that draws people like us to the values that I'm describing in the paragraph above. It doesn't matter what your other hobbies are, whether they involve nature, ham radio, literature, etc. There is something about freedom, quality, beauty (even if it isn't physical beauty), correctness, practicality, craftiness, challenge... It's a way of thinking that people outside the hacker community have apparently forgotten.

    1. Re:Intrinsic value. by finkployd · · Score: 1

      My god it is like you know me... I take offense to one thing though:

      Yeah, those old mainframes probably crashed more often than Windows does today

      Nope. Almost never. I was a mainframe sysprog (os/390 baby) from when I was 21 to 24, and never once did our mainframe crash. Certain applications perhaps, but never the OS, and never the really important things (database, JES, transaction processor, TCP/IP, etc)

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Intrinsic value. by Montreal+Geek · · Score: 1
      I could not have said it any better.

      I can tell a Real Programmer from a code grinder by this indescribable feeling you get when looking at a piece of code and just knowing that code is right. It is this feeling of Aha! you get when you just know you have hit the nail right on the head.

      I think that by nature I'm compelled to seek that same sense of rightness when I look at the result of another craftsman's endeavor. And even when it lies in a field I don't particularly know you can still sense it, the rightness,

      Industrial goods are almost unfailingly devoid of that property; even though you can still sense the original desing and it still holds fascination. I can remember the first time, years ago, that I had dismantled my first Rubick's Cube to see how it had been engineered, and went Aha!. That professor did it right.

      Who knows. Perhaps we are just seekers of perfection. We are Geek.

      -- MG

    3. Re:Intrinsic value. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing that up for me.

    4. Re:Intrinsic value. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Industrial goods are almost unfailingly devoid of that property; even though you can still sense the original desing and it still holds fascination.

      I often look at mass-produced crap and and find myself trying to figure out how it's manufactured. I sometimes spot highly ingenious solutions that were obviously answers to the question "how can we make this cheaper/quicker/simpler?" I still don't like the crappiness of the product, but I can at least admire the skill of the engineer who found a way to make it work despite limitations on price-per-unit.

      One thing that bugs me sometimes, though, is when I try to put a crappy piece of equipment back together and I can't seem to make it work. As I struggle with it I start to get annoyed with myself because I know there some guy working an assembly line in [China/Korea/Taiwan] who puts these same parts together at the rate off 900 per hour! GRRRR!!! What's wrong with me!

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    5. Re:Intrinsic value. by dsb3 · · Score: 1

      ... but there is some kind of value (for which I cannot find a word) that exists in things made by the truly skilled... by the wizards, the gurus, the master craftsmen.

      The word you're looking for is elegance.

      --

      Slashdot? Oh, I just read it for the articles.
    6. Re:Intrinsic value. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

      Thanks... I was at a loss for words when I wrote that post. The other word I was looking for was aesthetic. I was trying to say that there is something mysteriously aesthetic about text configuration files, scripts and source code, and the algorithms that process them. It probably sounds stupid, but hey... whatever floats your boat.

    7. Re:Intrinsic value. by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      As an aside, once upon a time, almost every piece of modern technology we use today: guns, watches, clocks, automobiles -- were all hand-crafted, and the crafters would look down with disdain at the notion that mere machines could do the work they did. Folk who are interested in old firearms or timepieces will know what I'm talking about.

      Each of these crafts fell to the altar of assembly-line mass production. One of the few crafts that has still not fallen is writing software, which, CASE tools notwithstanding, must still be designed and then crafted, diagram by diagram and then line by line, by actual human beings.

      API-driven programming, e.g. Java, has reduced the amount of skill required to write code somewhat, but good design still cannot be mass-produced. And till the time it can be, programming will continue to attract geeks.

    8. Re:Intrinsic value. by mistersupercat · · Score: 1

      This reminded me of a passage in a book I read not long ago, one that was discussed on this very website. Here it is: "In my attachment to MAME, my thrall to its glamour and fascination, I had overlooked the crucial element the emulated arcade games lacked... I'd been too quick to agree... that the essence of a game was in the running of its code, I'd sided too easily with the config against the Thing Itself. The MAME games were facsimiles which came so close to covering all salient points of the originals that I had not noticed what was missing: their aura. Their uniqueness, their spark, that something (or no-thing) that resides in the Game Itself - not just in the circuit board but in the beaten up plywood cabinet, in its side decals, in the 10 watt bulbs behind its translucent plastic marquee, in the synergy of all these things together - and is not passed on in a digital copy, however perfect." --Lucky Wander Boy, by D.B. Weiss

    9. Re:Intrinsic value. by kroymen · · Score: 1

      It's also the word 'art.' Art in it's most literal sense means simply something that's human-made. The extension of that is that things that greatly express the qualities (or shortcomings) of humanity in a stylized way are referred to as art. One step down, is 'craft' which is the skillful reproduction of something that is art.

      At any rate, when people create something de novo that has that certain something that is alluring and unique, it is art.

    10. Re:Intrinsic value. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      You think that, right up until you start playing D&D with 4 people on a 12 foot diagonal screen, and you hear a kick ass onkyo+cambridge soundworks speaker system kick out "Welcome to the D&D world!!!", as you slaughter wave after wave goblins, gnolls, trolls beholders, dragons and dark elves.

      Then tell me that MAME isn't up to par with the original. I honestly think MAME makes the whole experience better. Stop using a keyboard with mame and get a good joystick, and get a big-screen, and you'll change your tune. :-)

  67. geeks by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    I think that these esoteric skills/arts are attractive to geeks because we tend to be the "do-it-yourself" type. e.g. rather than use the "pre-fab" MS Windows, we "rolled our own" OS.

    Personally I'm very into metalworking (specifically welding and have an interest in processes like forging). I also am into brewing my own beer. I'm a big VW/Audi/Porsche nut as well and consider myself a rather accomplished mechanic working on these makes as a hobby.

    I feel just as comfortable compiling my own kernel as I do changing a clutch disc or brewing an ale.

    Hurray for geekdom!

    --
    I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
  68. A fellow autodidact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing that we just find "American Idol" mund-numbingly boring. I just finished a Hefe-weizen. I also enjoy woodworking and astronomy and have assembled two MAME cabinets. I enjoy reading and cooking as well. It's amazing what gets done when you're not watching the tube.

    (Please feel free to reply with obligatory link to The Onion)

  69. Not just hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with the question is that I see the same behavior in non-nerds all the time. This being Slashdot we hold it up as a wonderful quality of "us" that makes us better than everyone else, but I think it's just a normal thing.

    Probably we're just bored. We need lives.

  70. Illiterate Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    either that or i wouldn't want to smell the stick

  71. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'd have to say that I greatly agree to that. I have tons of books laying around on that sort of stuff. I study a lot about "lost" religions and systems of belief as well. I'm more or less a practicing Wiccan priest (very rare for a hacker, I suppose), and I kn ow enough about the medievil era I could probably live there.

    I think another thing that seems to be common among our type is the drive to create artwork. I draw and paint a lot. Is anyone else afflicted by this urge?

    1. Re:I agree by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yup, but my passion is photography, which I'm starting to think I need to temper with a bit of painting or drawing to really appreciate the skills.

  72. The Need To Hack by Oz_Fozzler · · Score: 1

    Hey, there are a lot of golf "hacks" out there, too. Knowing how stuff works is great fun. I took apart a watch as a kid. I started on the enigma machine known as an Atari 400. Mastery is always a rush. Go ask the literature hacks, auto hacks and any other hobbyist. Know a bit of everything and become the Uber Geek.

  73. Beats mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duck -> Goose.

    WTF was I thinking?!

  74. mountain climbing by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Informative

    Climbers have always customised or made their own gear. Perhaps because if it breaks they have to fix it while being snowed on and hanging next to a vertical cliff face. Or perhaps they are happy with taking risks.

    I don't know, as far as the gear that keeps me alive goes,(Eg harnesses and boots) I'm personally happy with getting OTS gear and breaking it in until it fits me. Cutting, stretching, or otherwise structurally altering it is only something that I'd pay somebody else to do, so there's somebody else's eyes on the job to tell me if my idea is suicide.

    On the other hand those modified zipper pulls are damn handy.

    1. Re:mountain climbing by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I think you should have prefixed "Climbers" with "Experienced". It's like parachute making, or making hang-gliders, or kit planes. A beginner would be committing suicide to try these things out without seeing how other working ones are made, or experimenting a lot with plastic jugs, but an experienced chute-rigger should know how to patch, fix, and make a chute if their lives depended on it.

      Same with climbers. At some point, you know what's going to work, and what's not. Same with SCUBA. Making some gear for my setup, I had a lot of good help from learning a few basics about what to avoid, snap bolts instead of gate clips (carabiners)... and experience. Now today, starting over, I'd buy completely different kit, because that which I did get doesn't match my new minimalist diving mentality. :-/

  75. Brewing Beer a lost art??? by Shoten · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once homebrewing became legal again (which happened in the 80s, if I remember correctly), the homebrew industry started to regain strength. At this point, I wouldn't say that brewing is by any means a lost art...I've brewed hundreds of gallons at this point. The stuff is like zucchini...if you produce it, you produce a LOT of it...and let me tell you, nothing moves your data mining requests to the front of the line faster than giving the DBAs lots of homebrew! :)

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    For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
    1. Re:Brewing Beer a lost art??? by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Like the other guy said, Carter signed the bill. Some dipshit screwed up and omitted 'and beer' from the text of the bill in the 30's (?) that again allowed homemade wine to be made.

      To say that homebrewing is as strong as ever is far from the truth. Far more people brewed their own just 150 years ago. Now whether or not it was drinkable... We can discuss that over a few gallons of homebrew:)

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  76. Steel files by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    A few years ago a friend of mine who was into the survivalist thing asked me if I knew how to make steel files. Apparently making these things is a measure of the advancement of a civilization.

    Dunno if that's true, but it does seem to make sense. I just remembered it when I saw this article.

  77. Not a geek thing by mathrawka · · Score: 1

    Out of all the "geeks" I know, only a handful are interested in these things. From the people I have known, it is mainly people with strong political beliefs that prefer the lifestyle of DIY.

    Nike pays kids 10 cents an hour to make shoes? Screw them, I'm going to make shoes myself and not give money to a large corporation whose actions go against my political beliefs.

    And about the beer brewing. How often do you drink Budweiser? I never will pay for that beer, I'd much rather support micro breweries. And this is also another reason why I brew my own beer as well, to give me a choice on what kind of beer I want, yet I still support the smaller companies and not the large ones.

  78. Re:Just the negineering mentality finding an outle by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

    Actually, you could argue that the "Renaissance Men/Women" never really went away, just changed with the times, to eventually become "hackers" in the best sense of the word, whether you're hacking computers or cells or concertos. Their visibility has varied over the past 400 years, but they've always been there, working beneath the surface. :)

    That's my thesis, and I'm sticking to it.

  79. If you live in Wisconsin like I do! by codepunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you live in Wisconsin like I do, brewing your own beer is not a lost art it is required.

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    Got Code?
    1. Re:If you live in Wisconsin like I do! by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's what my brother does. Well, he works at Miller...does that count?

      --
      "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  80. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    there are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle

    I have lived in Belgium and Japan about as long as I have been in the States and I can assure you that the people there are no more knowledgeable about any of those skills you list than Americans are. In fact, there is a much greater outdoor lifestyle (esp. compared to Japan) in the States.

  81. Ye Olde Darkroom skills by ghostrider_one · · Score: 1
    I'm something of an serious-amateur photographer.. A while ago I realised that I'd like to get out and photograph stuff more than I currently can, and I'd like to have more creative control over the end product. I didnt have a metric assload of money to spend on something like a Canon EOS-1Ds, and I wouldn't really be happy with a lesser non-SLR digital camera. Neither did I have enough money to spend on a decent negative scanner. Actually, I didnt really have enough money to pay for a significant amount of colour film and minilab processing.

    So, I decided to go back to basics. I had an old bulk film loader around that I'd never used, so I dusted it off, got myself a 100ft reel of Ilford FP4+ black and white film (AUD $60), and a bunch of reloadable film cannisters (AUD $1.50 each). That gives me enough film for about twenty 36-exposure rolls, which would cost me over AUD $10 each at retail prices. Plus I if I only need a few shots, I can load less film into the cannisters without needing to waste half a roll, or wait till I used it up.

    I picked up a darkroom starter kit for AUD$100 which included all the basic hardware to get me started, except for an enlarger (which I scrounged off a friend), safelight (bought, about AUD$13 for a magic light bulb), and some extra chemical mixing bits (jugs, etc). I built myself (with some assistance from the father-in-law-to-be) a collapsable bench which allows me to turn our poky little bathroom/laundry into a darkroom (it fits quite nicely over the washing machine and toilet), and bought some chemicals and paper (again, Ilford).

    I can now load my own film, develop it in my own house in about 10 minutes, monkey with the developing (push/pull) if I want, make my own prints up to 8*10", cropped how I want, with the contrast how I want it, dodged and burned how I want (yes, dodging and burning did exist before Adobe Photoshop). It's not always fun. Acutally, the fun factor wore off after 24 hours, but its starting to creep back in. Its long, tiring, painstaking work. There's no undo button - if you screw it up, bin it and try again. It teaches you to be methodical, precise, but also lets you experiment to "see what happens".

    It's also taught me that I'm not as good a photographer as I thought I was. Looking back at my previous photographic efforts I've realised that the majority of them were more about the colour than the composition, and without the colour, they just looked crappy... But now that I know this, I'm getting better. Playing with black and white in the darkroom can be a very sadisfying experience, you get to create something with your own two hands from start to end. No computer-assisted magic, just light, glass, and silver. If this posting sounds interesting to you, you should probably try it. If you get hooked, you can also do color processing in a home darkroom, but its a lot more involved.

    1. Re:Ye Olde Darkroom skills by Invidious · · Score: 0

      The thing is, I can't really consider modern darkroom skills to be in the same archaeic class as, say, brewing or soapmaking. For one thing, photo skills are actually rather common. For another, it's pretty much just mixing pre-made chemicals, using modern, extremely convenient, high-speed films and multi-grade papers...

      Now, you wanna get real old-school, you wind up smoking your own plates with vaporized mercury and mixing up highly toxic developing solutions (such as Pyro, which actually does have a following in some circles) by hand from bottles of reagents. ...In this case, sticking to the modern methods is, IMO, the smart thing to do. ;)

      Oh -- if you haven't learned how to do it yet, look up info on split-filter printing -- that is, using multiple filters on the same print. It can really make a difference.

    2. Re:Ye Olde Darkroom skills by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I can't really consider modern darkroom skills to be in the same archaeic class as, say, brewing or soapmaking.

      I would put it in the same class.

      While it is certainly one of the youngest of the 'archaic' skills, both in how long the skill has been around and how long the skill has been obsolete, it is most definately something that has, for the most part, been relegated to wierd hobby status. Ok - you might get away with doing your own d+p on "high art" grounds, but for more and more people (both professional and amatuer) developing and processing analogue film isn't the done thing anymore. Yes, there are hold outs who will say 'no matter how many megapixels it doesn't look as good as Velvia' - but those people are getting more and more marginalized every day. Read any photography magazine and you'd be forgiven for thinking that analogue film is mostly for people who are luddites and doing one's own d+p is either for the hardest of the hardcore 'artist' photographers and for the 'geeks' in the photography community (not that they are called geeks but that sentiment is implied).

      What about colour film - try processing C-41 colour negative at home (yes it's doable - if you've got a lot of money to spend on equipment).

      Are modern darkroom skills as 'elite' as doing your own own dry plates, wet plates, daguerreotypes etc? No, but it's not as elite in the same way as writing code in java isn't as elite as writing assembler - fundamently it's still hacking.

      I write code, brew beer, make bread and develop and print my own films (I even made a pinhole camera). I still outsource the vegetables and the soap though. It's not that I don't want to grow my own food, make my own soap, build my own house etc, I just don't have the time (or land as the case with vegetables). Most of my friends are the same and they could all be described as geeks. I think wanting to be as indepedent as possible is just part of the geek personality.

      One thing though, couldn't we come up with a better name than 'geek' for ourselves? I hate that term and pretty much every alternative I've heard - nerd, boffin, anorak, etc. Surely there must be a word that isn't a pejorative.

      Tk

      --
      At some point, somewhere, the entire internet will be found to be illegal.
    3. Re:Ye Olde Darkroom skills by Invidious · · Score: 0

      I've just got to disagree with you on your opinion of the obselescence of film. :) While digital -is- becoming the de facto ruler in news and sports photography, in areas such as modelling, 'fine art', stock photography, and, well, a lot of other areas, film is still the standard.

      In black and white photography, the number of people who adhere to film and a wet darkroom is even greater -- there's just a certain look that you get from a silver print that isn't quite the same with even the best scan and print.

      There are quite a lot of photographers who are switching to film backed by a digital darkroom for doing prints, but the number of pure-digital photographic artists out there is still, I think, a minority.

      So, I dunno. Wet-darkroom work might be more analagous to someone who likes tube amps, but I wouldn't put it quite in the same league as people who make their own soap from fat and lye. :)

    4. Re:Ye Olde Darkroom skills by mink · · Score: 1

      My wife likes to do it because she can control the dodge and burn. This lets her control the outcome of the picture.
      Apart from Photoshop, more modern photographic tech takes this ability and control from you.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  82. ob.Simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Banner: Are you the beer baron?

    Comic Book Guy: Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.

    Banner: Don't crack wise with me, tubby!

    Comic Book Guy:Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.

  83. You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you would know what is fat face looks like...

    you bathed together in the same luke-warm bathtub.

  84. mod down parent! by ratfynk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    90% of skills come from the doing!
    Something that couch potatoes do not comprehend.
    BTW your first home brew, should if you study, will kick ass out of any shitmyster BUD that is made with rice. Most couch spuds can't tell the difference so that is why BUD seems so great.
    Get off your ass study and do.

    --
    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
    1. Re:mod down parent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do or do not. There is no try.

      Note for those in the 'Do Not' category: don't pretend to understand those in the 'Do' category.

    2. Re:mod down parent! by moehoward · · Score: 1

      Well, then say what you mean.

      I think the whole problem I have with the guy's question is his separation of "need" vs. "hobby". I actually think he's trying to create a sort of "hobby-envy" by saying that his hobbies are more redeeming than other hobbies.

      This sort of Hobby-Relativism must be stopped in its tracks before it gets out of hand.

      --
      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    3. Re:mod down parent! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yup. My first batch of homebrew (5 gallons) lasted exactly 15 minutes. I wasted an hour bottling and capping it. I should have just put a spigot on the bucket, like the Gatorade coolers. :-)

      The Sam Adams and Corona's were still sitting in the fridge at the end of the night (Sam Octoberfest, fresh in a keg).

      Although I *WAS* lambasted for it being too chewy... I didn't filter it putting it into the bottles, and got a bit of sediment in them. Live and learn, right?

    4. Re:mod down parent! by seanmckay · · Score: 1

      Homebrewing, you'll always get sediment in your bottles unless you force carbonate in a keg and then use a counterpressure filler. The sediment is left over from the bottle-conditioning (yeast eating priming sugars). You even get it in some commercial beer--take a careful look at a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale one of these days, they bottle condition (or at least used to). Besides, filter equipment that does the job is bloody expensive and annoying to maintain, even for brewpubs and micros. Ours comes from Italy, and so do all the spare parts (can you say three weeks brewing downtime because the bleeding sight glass broke?)

    5. Re:mod down parent! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That's good to know. See, I learned something today. :-)

  85. absinthe by exspecto · · Score: 0

    i'd like to see the art of making of absinthe return. someone care to brew me up a batch?

    1. Re:absinthe by exspecto · · Score: 0
  86. Yes, IMHO, your quest has to do with hacking... by yashn · · Score: 1

    ...insofar as hacking is optimization and pushing the envelope. What you're arriving at is not necessarily restricted to the "lost" aspect. Rather, it seems to be linked to the "art" aspect, in the sense of a tradition of high-craftsmanship being transmitted traditionally, and the body of knowledge continously being evolved by a line of masters... It's the same in any "art" or in any science sufficiently elevated, or in any body of knowledge traditionally stored and transmitted and protected. Generally, the first contact with the body of knowledge mostly consists of the usual knowledge items rehashed by the masses. But dwell within the community of apprentices to masters and search, and you soon find higher knowledge, that the masses do not know about. Go on, and soon the purest and highest items are even unknown by the adherents of the community. And often, since there's an inherent geometrical law that describes knowledge and its transmission, the masses persecute those with the inner knowledge (inner because closer to the source). The whole process of learning an art and going to the highest knowledge possible is analogous to understanding nature, and by so doing, getting to know the consciusness of The Ultimate Hacker, whose Computer is the Universe. It's called the Uni_verse, because a single command brought forth everything else. Regards, Yash.

  87. Chain mail by GQuon · · Score: 5, Funny
    They're pretty much the only people left in the world who make battle-quality chain mail, scale mail, and plate mail in the medieval style.

    Hm, I wonder how medieval style chain mail would look like?

    "Hear ye! Hear ye!
    This chain letter was started by our saviour Jesus Christ the day he died for our sins. And you will be forever damned if you don't follow it's instructions, as it is the words of the Good Lord.

    You will all get rich because of your faithful devotion. You will earn one thousand shilling in just one year. Send one shilling to each of the people on the list. Then strike the name at the top of this list and your own name to the bottom of it. Then send copies of this letter to dozen of your friends and relatives, as Jesus had a dozen apostles.
    If you cannot aford the parchment, or at least a herald, you will just have to go read this message to them yourself. If you cannot read, just learn this letter by heart.
    You must do this within half a dozen moons, and keep the holy chain running, unless you want yourself and your house to be forever damned."


    And yes, I do know that we are really talking about body armor.
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    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  88. I'm not the only one! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    As I read this article I looked up to one of my bookcases and spotted titles on flintknapping (how's that for old skills?), Native American medicinal plants and crafts, medieval machinery, and Tom Brown's nature skills books. I'm also a computing professional so maybe there is something to his point.

    I'd be interested in recommendations by the author or anyone else on good books on metalworking and other similar "lost" craft skills.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:I'm not the only one! by albion_t · · Score: 1

      http://www.lindsaybks.com/prod/index.html

      This site offers tons of OOP books on everything from metalworking to steam engines to embalming a corpse. Fascinating stuff, can't belive no one has mentioned this.

      This is my first post; if this is informative, mod me up!

  89. Arcane arts by ^_^x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think hacking and pursuit of lost skills go hand in hand. After all, they're both (to me anyway,) about the pursuit of knowledge, preferrably handy knowledge.

    Personally, I know some obscure things like miscellaneous bladesmithing info concerning metallurgy and blade geometry, soldering techniques, Japanese language, and operation/maintenance/repair info for a wide range of contemporary firearms (fairly obscure knowledge up here in Canada.)

    It's all about better living through superior knowledge. There are so many things people don't bother to learn nowadays that are just HANDY at times. Hacking is just a modern day manifestation of "tinkering" with things to learn how they work, often to repair them. The only real difference is the transition from physical to virtual. :D

  90. Hacking Ananlog? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, no. Building a Moog synthesizer is hacking analog.

    Brewing beer is an excuse to make your apartment smell horrible, making soap is an excuse to see how quickly various household items dissolve when exposed to lye, and metalsmithing is an excuse to pretend that you're Sauron.

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    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by jpsst34 · · Score: 1

      "Brewing beer is an excuse to make your apartment smell horrible"

      No, no. It's an acquired smell!

      --
      How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
    2. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by paitre · · Score: 1

      Seriously :)
      I -like- the smell of wort bubbling with the various hops going on :)

      *ponders brewing this weekend*
      *remembers he has a concert to go to in DC on Saturday*
      *heee!*

    3. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by jpsst34 · · Score: 1

      I concur.

      While the hops themselves smell pretty bad, I like the sell of the wort as it's brewing. The house smells warm and cozy, with an oaty, grainy smell. It's rather pleasant.

      Though it may be an illusion, but I swear the homebrew tastes better out of an #include <beer.h> glass, after having been poured from an e-z cap bottle.

      --
      How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
    4. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by Animixer · · Score: 1

      In case anyone was intrigued by the 'building a moog' bit, I would recommend going to synthtech, as they seem to have the nicest kits around, and have got good reviews.

      I myself would have to go with a 'kit' vendor, since I lack the EE knowledge to design my own circuits. :-)

      (prodigy owner who wishes he had splurged on a mini or polymoog instead)

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      man tunefs | grep fish
    5. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Heh. I've been conditioned to the point where nasty hopsy smell = tasty beer in the not too distant future, so it's a good kinda nasty smell to me. Pavlov would be proud.

      --

      Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    6. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by refactored · · Score: 1
      and metalsmithing is an excuse to pretend that you're Sauron.

      Excuse? Excuse! Pretend!? Mere mortal, just as soon as I got the carbon content and temperatures right thou shalt utterly regret that statement...

      What truly ghastly punishment can I devise for you? Hmm. That Elderberry wine from last year should about do the job.

    7. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by alexjohns · · Score: 1
      So what are you gonna do when you're finished? Give him a ring? In this day and age, one guy giving another guy a ring? I have a hard time picturing Sauron as gay, although that would explain a couple of things.

      I guess these days you'd have to give the rings to women. Don't know which ones, though. Hilary? Is Carla something-or-other still head of HPaq? Hmm, the president of the Philippines is a woman. Of course, the government would probably lock you up for polygamy.

      Unless, of course, you're female. In that case, just ignore me.

    8. Re:Hacking Ananlog? by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

      Smell horrible?

      I have a batch primary-fermenting in my BEDROOM right now, and I can barely smell it (without taking the lid off).. once it's moved to the secondary (carboy -> airlock), it's barely detectable, short of snorting the airlock.

      What does smell, however, is on brewing day -- the whole place smells like malted barley (much like molasses, actually), but I wouldn't call it horrible.. it's sugary and sweet..

      S

  91. The One Word Reply by ihatewinXP · · Score: 1

    Walden

    (by Henry David Thoreau)

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  92. Re:Soap?-Devo soap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "My dad stopped when he realized that he had enough to last the rest of his life (it is quite hard unlike store-bought and each bar lasts quite a while)."

    That would be in part, because you didn't whip air into it. The ingredients are the other part.

  93. good christ, what a title! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez, somebody (as in, the slashdot "editor") needs to do a little journalism training. Headlines should quickly and CLEARLY convey the gist of the article and make the reader immediately want to read the article. This is a BAD headline:

    Is the Seeking of Lost Skills/Arts a Hacking Analog?

    I had to read that over and over again to figure out what the hell it meant.

    Attempt #1:

    Is the Seeking of Lost Skills?
    Arts a Hacking Analog?

    No, that doesn't make any sense. Let's try reading it again.

    On the next pass, my eye catches "Hacking Analog", which must mean this is an article about breaking into analog computers. No that doesn't make sense either. I think Analog is some kind of science fiction periodical. Could they be hacking the magazine's web site or something? No why would they need all the extra verbage, it would just be Hacking Analog's Website? in that case.

    *sigh* So many milliseconds have passed. Let's try again. "Is the Seeking" .. that could be some weird science fiction thing .. "The Shining", "The Awakening", "The Seeking" .. yes definitely science fiction, especially since my brain is still firing synapses in that general direction. So:

    Is "The Seeking"..

    Damnit, "of Lost Skills" doesn't follow a noun. Well I guess it could ("book of lost skills") .. but maybe not a gerund ("walking of lost skills" No... wait "losing of lost skills" that works..) Argh, let's just scratch that train of thought and maybe we can come back to it later.

    Start over carefully. "Is the seeking of lost skills, arts a hacking analog?" ... wait, mind the slash! Okay, got it, the slash applies only to the two words around it, not the two phrases. Check. Replace it with "or"..

    Is the seeking of lost skills or arts a hacking analog?

    What the HELL is a hacking analog? OH WAIT A MINUTE! Mr. Smarty Pants means "analogous to hacking". And NOT computer "cracking", but old-skool "hacking". Whew.

    Look at the kind of "wooly fog" people are taught in school: "the seeking of" You write shit like that when you're padding your paper out to 3 pages.

    So the point he's trying to get across is:

    Are there parallels between computer hacking and lost arts like breadmaking and knot tying?

    Well a little long for a headline, maybe we should jazz it up enough to get the reader interested, but still keep it short:

    Hackers carve wood, bake bread, and make soap?

    See, that's better.. kinda funny, gets your attention, is easily understood, and leaves the reader wanting more .. once he starts reading he'll figure out what the article is about.

    I bet someone who actually gets PAID TO DO THIS could come up with an even better title!

    And just for the record, yeah the same thing that drives my computer play makes me want to learn about cooking, woodworking, and the proper way to make love to a beautiful woman. Unfortunately I don't get to do ALL those things all the time.. but as soon as I pick up a few boards from Home Depot I'll be set. :-)

    (No, not BROADS, BOARDS, sheesh)

  94. This makes me think of the Foxfire books ... by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    ... printed by Anchor Books, edited by Eliot Wigginton. These are an extraordinary compilation of folk knowledge from rural American mountain people. I only have volumes 1 through 6. The wild plant food sections are incredible. Some of the information presented is anecdotal, and there's quite a bit of very quaintly written folklore, but there are also many useful tutorials of "simple" skills like cider making, cabin building, canning, tanning hides, spinning yarn, churning butter, weaving cloth, and metalworking.

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    Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
  95. Observe the Heinlein by bohnsack · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Observe Robert Heinlein. He captures these feelings well:
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    - Lazarus Long in Time Enough For Love by Robert Heinlein
  96. Anagama by anagama · · Score: 1

    My personal thing is wood fired pottery kilns. I recently built an anagama kiln - firing lasts 5 days in my kiln and uses about 4 cords of wood. Cool thing was, I hooked up an old computer to some digital multimeters which were in turn hooked up to some thermocouples. Although my temperature reading was in milivolts, that was fine because I'm only interested in how the temperature is changing, not what the thermocouples read (they are notoriously inacurate anyway). The computer came into play so I could watch the temperature graph. It was like playing nintendo with fire.

    BTW, these kilns are a pyromaniac's dream come true. Mine isn't this huge.

    Oh, and my computer was a pentium 133 I picked up for free. Seems the fitting box for a 1000 yo style of kiln. And the coolest part, I have the only english language translation of a book describing how to build these (I know it is so cause my girlfriend and I spent 4 months working on it - she translating and me turning Japanese-English into readable English).

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    1. Re:Anagama by mink · · Score: 1

      Any chance you plan to share this translation with the world?

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    2. Re:Anagama by anagama · · Score: 1

      Are you interested in Anagama Kilns? The Japanese publisher has the original rights to the book - the translation is worthless without the pictures. We have their blessing to publish the translation through an English Language publisher, but nobody seems to think there is any market value in an anagama book. I've been considering asking the Japanese publisher if I could provide a translation along with an original Japanese language copy of the book. Let me know if you are one of the 8 people in the English speaking world who might be interested in such a thing. ;-)

      And if you are an wood fire enthusiast, my next firing will be in September (Bellingham, WA). You're welcome to join the stoking team.

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
  97. How about the 'Foxfire' books of rural US life? by digitalmuse · · Score: 1

    how about the original Foxfire book. I are you interested in the social structure and culture that these skills come from or do you want the most efficient methods? do you want the History or the Science of these skills?
    Either way I'd stay out of the 'how to make a still' chapter unless you want very urban ATF breaking up your mash bucket and stoving in your cooker. Ah the good old days of moonshine and salting deer. Those guys might stand a chance against the SCA camp folks... maybe.

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    "If I wanted your input on my pet project, I'd stick my hand up your ass and use you like a sock-puppet." - Muse
    1. Re:How about the 'Foxfire' books of rural US life? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'd stay out of the 'how to make a still' chapter unless you want very urban ATF breaking up your mash bucket and stoving in your cooker.

      You're not making booze, you're working on an experimental fuel proto-type.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
  98. "lost" by cthlptlk · · Score: 1

    here are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle... but I find my fellows tend to have books on these subjects lying around, too

    Y'know, brewing a single batch of beer doesn't make you a skilled brewer. Playing with something or reading about it isn't the same as doing it, even if it's boring, until you're good at it. I'm not dissing your interest in beermaking or tinsmithing or whatever, only reacting to the quotes around 'lost' and despairing for a nation of dilettantes and poetasters who don't even understand the scope of their own ignorance about what "craft" really means.

    Sorry...middle age coming on...

  99. Lost arts? Come on. by kuroth · · Score: 1
    Wow. That list is a fantastic demonstration of the limited life experience of a teenage nerd.
    • metalsmithing - I know at least two smiths. It's a far cry from the "one in every village" setup of a century ago, but it's by no means "lost".
    • sewing - your mother let you leave the house without knowing how to sew? No, I don't mean darn socks and hem pants; I mean sew, as in "assemble an article of clothing from fabric and thread". No? Go home, posthaste, and tell her she's a bad mother.
    • baking bread - I bake bread all the time. I don't keep track, but it's probably a 50/50 split between machine bread an "real" bread. Give it a try, instructions are available.
    • making soap - I know two people that make their own soap. It isn't hard.
    • knot tying - *lots* of people can tie knots. Talk to a sailor, or a fisherman, or a 13 year old Boy Scout.
      Of course, if you're just looking to pick up dirt hippies, this should be all you need.
    • brewing beer - I'm pretty sure that you can buy beermaking supplies at Walmart now.
    • woodcarving - There's a whole community of them out there, you just need to look.
    • yogurt and cheese - drive up to Vermont (or, I imagine, Wisconsin) sometime. There are people up there making cheese - *great* cheese - in their garages.
    I'm not going to bother to look for you, but I imagine that there's a newsgroup for each and every one of these subjects. Christ, you can't even geek right.

    How about this: Rather than blathering about learning "lost arts", take a few months to expand your frame of reference just slightly. You'll realize that most of the things that you think are "lost", aren't.

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  100. Only in America by Hamfist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The amazing thing about it all is that in developed world, practicioners of the 'lost arts' make pretty decent money, whilst the artesans in the developing world make very little.

    In Chile one can buy a 4 foot high handmade, hand painted earthernware flowerpot for all of 50 bucks. That same flowerpot in the US would probably cost (if you could find it), 300 dollars or more; all this because the artesan is practicing a 'lost art'.

    Out in the country down here you can still find a 'smith' and a 'cooper'.

    Knot tying is not so big here, but ohhh the cheese :)

  101. Go ahead and laugh by shokk · · Score: 1

    but the next time someone blows up part of Manhattan and there's no power or basic services for weeks, these skills could come in really handy. The farther infrastructure is built up, the further it has to fall when infrastructure below it is suddenly pulled out from underneath. It would be wise to somehow actively maintain these older skills in part of society so that the skill is not lost if someone blows up the International Soap Makers' Convention. =) While the Internet is a sort of insurance against the loss of knowledge it is not a complete guarantee since there can be a big difference between knowledge and how to apply the tricks of the trade.

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
  102. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    beer at walmart

    that is why American beer is not world renowned like belgium beer.

  103. Damn hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's nothing that annoys me quite like some hippie who's all excited about making soap or carving wood or brewing beer.

    A: The beer is never good. Anyone who finds homebrew appealing is under the influence of their rotten concoction.

    B: There's nothing special or magical or empowering about knowing how to work with raw materials using old-fashioned tools and techniques. It's not "the way it's meant to be done" just because it's the way people did it 200 years ago.

    C: People need their hobbies, no doubt. And I do plenty of useless things to waste time. But I don't go around smugly pretending that if only people knew some obscure knot or were able to churn butter, they'd be worthwhile people. I don't float around offering to enlighten people to the ways of doing things they don't care to do using methods they don't care to learn. And I don't brush them off when they respond with disinterest, as if some essential fault of theirs is preventing them from seeing the one true way to do whatever.

    D: There's nothing lost about any of this shit, because people keep going on about it as if it is. I love the irony in this. ALERT: You didn't 'rediscover' anything just because you took an unread book from your neighbor. It's not like you're digging up the ruins of an ancient city that shows evidence of having traveled between galaxies or something. You're putting knives into wood for chrissake.

    E: Any notion of "art" is imbued in the present-day. Remember, people did most of that stuff so they could survive. It was a chore! In 200 years, are people going to wax nostalgic for the Lost Art of Commuting? The Lost Art of Plumbing Toilets?

    Give me a break. Show me some skills that can earn you some money and pay the fucking rent. Your whittling and hemp necklaces aren't covering your deadbeat ass.

    1. Re:Damn hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrmm. Bitter?

      I'm gonna guess he was molested at a grateful dead show as a child.

    2. Re:Damn hippies by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1
      Show me some skills that can earn you some money and pay the fucking rent.

      One word answers this: hobbies

      Hobbies are for pleasure. Did our author say im going to quit his job and make cheese and beer for the rest of his life? No? k. gg. thx. (bye)

    3. Re:Damn hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little noisy, but I agree. I'm just not excited about "old-world" ways of doing things.

      Hobbies are fine. But not all hobbies are good for all people.

      Did our bitter coward even say anything about hobbyists? I think the angle is against the more self-obsessed, and that goes for anything... large-joystick-jerking gamers might fall into that catagory.

    4. Re:Damn hippies by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      > The beer is never good.

      Actually, my home-brew is _extremeley_ good, better than a lot of factory-brewed beer, and heaps cheaper. I also have almost total control over the alcohol content, so if I want to brew an India Pale Ale with 8% alcohol, I can.

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      What a long, strange trip it's been.
  104. No, you've got it all wrong by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're trying to pull a "John Katz" type association, ala Columbine: "Geeks are oppressed. These kids were oppressed. Thus, these guys were oppressed geeks, like we are, and we must sympathize and condone what they did." No.

    Hacking is hacking - whether it's with computers, cars, or some other technical device. You're making things work better, improving on them.

    Learning "lost arts" of the likes of brewing, breadmaking, metalwork, etc. are not hacking. Doing so is simply seeking out knowledge. It is the self-enlightenment of the mind. It is the original concept of 'education' (as stated by the Greeks) fullfilled. Hacking might fall into this as a subset, but "hacking = learning" is a crock of katzism: an intellectual and logical farce.

    (Thank the Maker he's not around anymore, btw)

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    1. Re:No, you've got it all wrong by Nyarly · · Score: 1
      I think I have to disagree. Restricting hacking to technical devices is too limiting. But, I wouldn't say that merely recovering lost arts is hacking.

      But, when I go back to skills that are being swiftly replace, I do so for one of two reasons: I want a thing that no one else makes, or the modern variant is unacceptable.

      Example one: I wanted a desk, so I took up furniture carpentry. Because Ikea doesn't make desks that are worth a damn, and no manufacturer was going to produce the marvelously functional desk I desired. I think the four sided over-desk shelves is the part that's beyond mass appeal. Granted, the reason I take up a skill never turns out well, but as I improve, I remake them. Not as easy as recompiling a minor version upgrade, but it gets me out of doors. This kind of "old world" skill, I take up so that I can add to the realm of what exists, or to discover new techniques, etc.

      Example two: I've been very disturbed by the trends I've seen in modern razors. I hate the goo strips, Mach3 heads open new nostrils in my cheeks, and a basic, non-swiveling, non-goo disposable is going to be sharp for about three shaves. So, without any desire to improve on it, I've taught myself (with surprisingly little blood loss) to shave with an open razor. To a great deal I feel vindicated in the decision, since the resulting shaves are vastly superior.

      I feel like I could clearly draw a parrallel in either case to my motives for hacking. I learn Unix derivatives because no one's really done it better yet, even though they want to charge me outragous prices for two and a half shaves. I learn a horde of programming languages and command line tools and design skills so that I can make my own.

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      Is there any torture so subl
  105. Hackers and Hobbies by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    I do agree with you that intelligent and curious people tend to research a breadth of subjects like this. I'm a bit curious about how long geeks keep their hobbies. I know that I find myself switching from one to the next every few years. I know other geeks who are the same way, and we differ a great deal from hobbyists who have been at whatever it is they do for many decades.

    I have been into blacksmithing and then riflery and then publishing and then electronics and then pyrotechnics and then making liquors/bartending and now am into cooking. Anyone have suggestions on what to do next?

    1. Re:Hackers and Hobbies by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      4-5 years of martial arts coupled with another 2 or 3 years of Iaido or kendo. Then when you run out of bullets during armageddon, you can forge your rifle into a katana and keep on surviving. :-)

  106. an excellent book on the subject... by reimda · · Score: 5, Informative

    of is "The Forgotten Arts and Crafts" by John Semour. Amazon.com has it and lets you look at lots of it online. Check it out.

    It's full of how to do "outdated" arts like thatching a house, making fences with hand built tools and materials gathered in the forest, and blacksmithing, in addition to household type crafts such as making cream and butter and soap. I bought it a couple months ago after finding an enormously positive review on the net somewhere. It is full of enough diagrams to satisfy the average geek.

    As for why seeking lost skills is an attraction to geeks, I think it comes down to problem solving. Problem solving is a trait universally desirable in geeks. It doesn't matter if the problem is how to get your program to run in less than x seconds or how to get information from here to there quickly over the phone system or how to make your own yogurt. It's all problem solving.

    Books like this appeal to geeks because they open a new (old) world of problems and give elegant solutions to them. The solutions are time-tested and have come from the collective mind of thousands and thousands of clever people. It is a natural geek thing to do to admire their elegant solutions to their problems.

    There's also a huge feeling of escape from the headaches of technology when you imagine life without computers, electricity, etc. I'm not sure about all of geekdom, but I enjoy understanding and imagining a technologically simple life that doesn't include depending on a keyboard and screen for a livelihood.

    1. Re:an excellent book on the subject... by mofochickamo · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the info, I'm going to get the book.

      I try not to buy from Amazon.com, since they apply for many stupid patents. Also, I noticed that Amazon.com says the list price is $35 dollars, but they sell it to you for a 30 percent discount - so you only pay $24.50. However, if you look inside the cover of the book the actual list price is $25. So really, Amazon.com is lying to you about a 30 percent discount and is really only giving you a 2 percent discount. Also, note that you miss free shipping by 50 cents.

      Yes, I am an Amazon hater. (Amazon Sucks!)

      You can find it at buy.com instead. I'm not a buy.com lover, just an Amazon.com hater.

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  107. Re:Definitely!-Fantasy "barge". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Spoken like a true geek virgin. My inner need is for something a lot more tangible, soft, feminine and preferably with large breasts."

    Then you wake up screaming from your homebrew induced hangover when you realize you're in bed with a heavy guy with large breasts, and soft skin.

  108. "Lost skills" by windowpain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "metalsmithing, sewing, baking bread, making soap, knot tying, brewing beer, woodcarving, yogurt and cheese.. there are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle..."

    You may need those skills before you know it. I think it was former CIA director Richard Helms who is said to have had a stone axe in a frame behind his desk. The caption underneath said simply, "The Weapon of the Future".

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    1. Re:"Lost skills" by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I remember reading somewhere that a CIA study on how the world would fare after an apocalypse of some sort indicated that one of the most feared and powerful groups would be the Society for Creative Anachronisms.

      Think about it.

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    2. Re:"Lost skills" by transient · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would believe this if I didn't personally know half a dozen people who know how to make their own pistol ammunition. I live in the lower midwest -- trust me on this one.

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    3. Re:"Lost skills" by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      Not bloody likely. A bunch of SCA medieval wannabes wouldn't last long against the survivalists with bunkers full of guns, ammo and more importantly, food.

      Food preservation isn't one of the skills one associates with the SCA, they are more concerned with period costumes (including weapons & armor as costume) period art (dance, modes of speach and poetry, etc) and the more 'fun' crafts. And they are way too topheavy on nobility and not nearly enough peasants to have a viable skillbase.

      Assuming civilivation fell apart, it wouldn't go medieval again because we KNOW about better tech and we would have the remenants of our present tech to build on. So forget those fantasy scenarios about a return to chivalry, knights in shining armor and jousting. Won't happen. Mr. 9mm makes plate armor suicidal and renders edged weapons of all kinds a niche tool for close in fighting. We would also retain electricity, radio and some computing capability. We would still know a lot of chemistry and physics that would allow things the medieval mind never dreamed of.

      --
      Democrat delenda est
    4. Re:"Lost skills" by Lazyhound · · Score: 3, Informative
      Won't happen. Mr. 9mm makes plate armor suicidal and renders edged weapons of all kinds a niche tool for close in fighting>
      I'm in no way disagreeing with you on any aspect of what you've said, but I'd like to mention that studies from the FBI, among others, have shown that, when edged weapons and firearms are compared at their intended ranges, knives are roughly three times more effective in delivering fatal wounds in the context of a typical urban attack. Why?

      1) Knives deliver multiple wounds quickly.

      2) A stab tends to lacerate multiple organs.

      3) Stab wounds are more likely to remain open (forget the more technical term for this).

      Also, one article I read had some rather creepy statistics (unfortunately, I don't have the link on this PC) derived from the researcher's experience. For example, he conducted a training session with a group of Victoria RCMP officers. Part of the exercise involved a "criminal" flashing a chalked fake knife at the officer, screaming "fuck you, pig", and attacking.

      73 out of 85 of them failed to notice the knife at any point during the assault, with none of them realizing they had been stabbed (multiple times) until seeing the chalk marks left on their uniforms. One officer, who had controlled the attacker's knife arm with both of his hands, and had looked straight at the hand for fifteen seconds, refused to believe a knife had been involved until they replayed the video for him. Even this statistic assumes that a criminal would be stupid enough to brazenly flash a knife like that. It is of course much more common to merely palm the knife until within striking range.

      Pardon my digression.
    5. Re:"Lost skills" by paulwomack · · Score: 1

      ...know half a dozen people who know how to make their own pistol ammunition

      "make" or "load"? "Load" is easy.

      BugBear

      --
      Ignorance is curable. Stupid is forever.
    6. Re:"Lost skills" by Lazyhound · · Score: 1
      A link to the article I mentioned.

      Also, a correction to the figure I stated:
      Out of 85 officers:
      -3 saw the knife prior to contact.
      -10 realized that they were being stabbed repeatedly during the scenario.
      -72 did not realize that they were being assaulted with a knife.
  109. Lost Computer Skills, too... by FlorentinePogen · · Score: 1

    This isn't so much of a "hacking analog" as just plain "hacking," but repairing and programming ancient computers qualifies as a "lost art," I think...

    I recently got a PDP-8/E (circa early-mid 1970s). How many people these days know how to program a system in octal using only the front panel switches and indicator lights, hand assembling code on the fly? It's a real thrill for me to do this kind of thing, even if the end result just makes the accumulator lights strobe like the front of Kitt from "Knight Rider."

  110. Indeed. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

    I brew beer too (although not as much lately).

    Lately my obsession is "hacking" my house. Home improvement. Plumbing, electrical, masonry, etc. Right now I'm building a workshop so I'll have a place to put all my woodworking stuff.

    I love it, and it's a hobby that saves me money. I recently bought a gas range to replace our old electrical for my wife. I humoured her on the installation (which consisted of running an entire 8 feet of gas pipe and one little electrical circut), because she didn't want me "messing with gas" -- right up until we got three quotes and none were less than $350. I did it myself for $30-$40 in supplies and three hours work.

  111. Ahmen to you brother.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that everyone posting here doesnt really get the idea of what this guy is saying. He doesnt want to live meidevaly (wee), he wants to build all his own stuff, like I want to. When you work at a manufacturing plant for a while you realize that most things are made out of many simple and easy to make parts. it just takes time to make them. I would kill for a CNC mill because i could probably make anything i could ever want. Like, i could build a phone, and then use a CNC mill to mill out a case and stuff and BOOM, got my own phone, in my own style. Microelectronics has really taken away from people because alls you see is the case and if you do dare to open it everything is too small too complex to understand for most people. But i think if I lived in the woods for a couple years i could easy forge metal things and simple machines.

    --Anything is possible if you have the time

    1. Re:Ahmen to you brother.... by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Your right - You know how I ended up buying my first lathe?

      Years ago, I was taught to use a lathe and mill at one job. I ended up moving into electronics, and at that same company, programming. What was cool about that job was that I had full access to the machine shop in the plant.

      Eventually, I moved on to more traditional programming - read that as Wall St. No lathes and mills there. Then one weekend I had to repair an old machine I had. The parts were no longer available, BUT I knew if I had a lathe I could make the part. Within 2 weeks I had a small lathe.

      Now it's gotten bad - When we moved in Aug 2001, I paid as much to move my machines as I did to move everything else, and the riggers didn't even put the stuff in the basement. I did that a few months later - 2 days of back breaking work, even with the right gear. When I watch folks do case mods, I laugh

      --
      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
    2. Re:Ahmen to you brother.... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Before I die, I'd like to cultivate and pass on to my grandkids the skills THEY need to go out into the woods for 3 years, and end up with a lathe/milling machine... a foot powered lathe/milling machine, maybe, but a machine nonetheless. Cuz with a good lathe, you can make rifled gun barrels, and that makes you valuable ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

      My biggest problem right now is being able to walk around and figure out what's flint, what makes good pig-iron, etc. At 26 years old, I shouldn't have been learning how to make fire, but I felt it absolutely necessary. Now I want to know how to gather and smelt iron to make simple knives and tools. From there to foot-powered milling machines.

  112. no... by tongue · · Score: 1

    really it all just means you're gay.

  113. Hacking outside of Computers by mike_1138 · · Score: 1

    i think it is a personality trait of the 'geek', and the hacker more specifically, to be interested in broadening their knowledge base. this is seen from people who run different OS's on one rig to people who own all sorts of 'How-to' books. Hackers are no longer cyber, they're actual.

  114. God Bless Your Eccentricity! But... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    ...as far as I can tell, hacking is all about stretching known technology, while you appear to be more into using well-known stuff.

    What you really need to do is figure out how to use a 455 cubic inch 8 cylinder high power engine to flocculate your wort....

    --
    668: Neighbour of the Beast
  115. Got it backwards... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    It should be "Is hacking a 'Lost Skills/Arts' Analogy?"

  116. What about the recent "car-less city" thread? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those guys proposed that we all live in urban city surroundings, stacked up like the Borg in cramped multi-story apartments.

  117. It's more likely an expression of balance. by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    When I was younger, I was a total science/technology/computers/etc. nut (ie, fellow nerdling). As I've grown older and now spend most of my day working either at a computer or at the bench in the lab at work I'm less likely to futz around with chemicals at home or mess around on my computer. Why would I want to do those things when I spend 50-70 hours a week doing something similar at work? Instead I've started reading more and more history (especially ancient), philosophy, humor, and nonfiction. Not so much popscience--too many errors in areas I'm familiar with to be enjoyable anymore. I've also taken up backpacking, hunting, and woodworking. Although that last one remains linked to work--my roomate and I swipe pallets from work and recycle the lumber into bookcases and tables and such. I'd love to take up metalworking or auto repair but the community college courses are too spendy for this poor grad student.
    I know I'm not alone in my nontechnical or at least nonHIGHtechnical pursuits; U. Oregon grad students seem to enjoy a lot more outdoorsy hobbies than I would have ever imagined "nerds" doing. It's not just here: I've got a friend working at Microsoft and he says he rarely uses his home computer anymore and says its similar with a number of his coworkers--they'd rather grab a pack and go camping.
    Besides just needing a balance between technology and simplicity hobbies are pretty good ways at meeting people you wouldn't normally encounter. Especially women. Think about this: which is sexier, the nerd who is a wizard programmer and their hobbies include programming and playing computer games or the nerd who's a wizard programmer and spends their weekends restoring a 54 Ford pickup or hiking or making pottery?

  118. Few more points by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I'd like to add to your points that knowing to make things (even ordinary things like cheese) is liberating in a way. Even if you don't follow through, being able to make something frees you from being a passive consumer having to buy only those products industries deem worth selling. Making something also installs in it a feeling of personal energy (no reference to the One Ring intended), something absent from just grabbing a thing off a shelf.

    Just like the parent comment, I too have many years of studying the martial arts (in fact I'm nursing sore ribs right now). The countless hours spent mastering archaic weapons is similar to the study of lost craft skills. I wonder if this is another common thread?

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  119. Re:Hacking is for COMPUTERS by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

    hmmm... methinks we have a newbie. or a troll.

  120. It depends by Fjodor42 · · Score: 0

    Reading this, I took a stroll down ye olde Memory Lane...
    As a young boyscout, I specialised in knots, firemaking and knifethrowing (the latter did not earn me a merit badge, but I was only 9...), and that made me think.
    I do not consider myself a hacker, as I have never been given that distinction by my peers (whomever they might be), as I usually divert my interest to other areas, when I, myself, believe, that I have grasped the fundamentals of the issue, I have been pursuing knowledge about.

    I would regard the characteristic of curiosity, regardless of popular opinion of the immediate subject, very important to label someone as a hacker, but I also believe, that a hacker should have the perseverance to explore every facet (accessible) of the chosen subject, in order to earn the label "hacker".

    I, myself, have smithyed, carved, explored firemaking, knottying, ASP (ugh), Java and brewing of mead (to name a few), but I have never _really_ explored the finer details of any of those, and thus, I decline hackerdom.

    I may be far off the popular definition of the term, but if so, please respond correctingly!

    --
    "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
  121. Re:Hacking is for COMPUTERS by xutopia · · Score: 1

    "Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)"
    Hack Hack, v. t. imp. & p. p. Hacked; p. pr. & vb. n.
    Hacking. OE. hakken; akin to D. hakken, G. hacken, Dan.
    hakke, Sw. hacka, and perh. to E. hew. Cf. Hew to cut,
    Haggle.
    1. To cut irregulary, without skill or definite purpose; to
    notch; to mangle by repeated strokes of a cutting
    instrument; as, to hack a post.

    My sword hacked like a handsaw. --Shak.

    2. Fig.: To mangle in speaking. --Shak.

  122. Home - Eat by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    mmmmm, duck...

    1. Re:Home - Eat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm goose

  123. Hah! I'll last untill Y2046 by GQuon · · Score: 1
    Hah! I'll last untill Y2046! ;-)

    Quoting from here.

    The Amiga measures time in seconds. As it turns out, the number of seconds to accumulate until 19 January, 2046, 03:14:07 will form the largest value a signed 32 bit integer number can hold. This is not a problem for the time keeping module (timer.device). However, application software and other operating system components which treat the number of seconds as a signed quantity will get into trouble one second later: the number of seconds will rise to 2,147,483,648 which in two's complement format represents the negative number -2,147,483,648.
    [...]
    Amiga computers equipped with battery backed up real time clock hardware use one of two different hardware designs: either the Oki MSM6242RS (A500, A2000) or the Ricoh RP5C01 (A3000, A1200, A4000) chip. As is common with clock chips of that type, the year counter is implemented as a two digit BCD number. Once it reaches the year 99, the counter will roll over and start again at 00.[...] While the system clock will keep ticking beyond 31 December, 2077 [1 January 2078] a system reset will set the clock back to 1 January, 1978.
    [...]
    An unsigned 32 bit integer can hold a maximum value of 4,294,967,295. When the Amiga has accumulated that many seconds, it will be 7 February, 2114, 06:28:15. One second later the seconds counter will roll over and restart at 0. In other words, on 7 February, 2114, 06:28:16 the Amiga will believe that it is midnight on 1 January, 1978.


    I'm curious about wether or not the C/C++ time() funcion will mess up things for me in AD2038.
    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    1. Re:Hah! I'll last untill Y2046 by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1
      I'm curious about wether or not the C/C++ time() funcion will mess up things for me in AD2038.


      Only if you're still using a 32-bit C library. If you use a 64-bit time() function, you'll be okay for about 250 billion years or so.

      --
      How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
    2. Re:Hah! I'll last untill Y2046 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you use a 64-bit time() function, you'll be okay for about 250 billion years or so.

      Psshh, it's still a bug. OK, smart guy, what will you do on March 25, 252,453,984 at 10:05? HAHA, you don't have all the answers now, do you!

      For the humor impaired, yes, that was a joke.
      For the humor enabled, no, it wasn't funny.

    3. Re:Hah! I'll last untill Y2046 by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1
      Psshh, it's still a bug. OK, smart guy, what will you do on March 25, 252,453,984 at 10:05? HAHA, you don't have all the answers now, do you!


      I'll switch to a 128-bit time() function. And then the universe will end long before it overflows.

      --
      How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
  124. Re:Definitely!-Fantasy "barge". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you wake up screaming from your homebrew induced hangover when you realize you _are_ a heavy guy with large breasts, and soft skin.

  125. matrix and webula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what are you talking about james? there is nothing wrong with webula.net ! Look at the matrix site they host fuckin moron: matrix reloaded

  126. Heinlein summed it up rather nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quote I've always liked:

    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
    Specialization is for insects." -- Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

    If you don't nod in acknowledgement, you're likely one of the folks I know who stare at me oddly whenever I describe how I like to spend my spare time.

    1. Re:Heinlein summed it up rather nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you're the 3rd person to post that crappy RAH quote. Next time read the other posts.

    2. Re:Heinlein summed it up rather nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The price of freedom is having to read all those infernal vigilantism posts.

    3. Re:Heinlein summed it up rather nicely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! I'd love to scan through every single post on a Slashdot forum, but my time isn't infinite. I've maybe 15 minutes to fart around here each day.

      A quick search for "Heinlein" gave me nothing -- good 'nuff.

  127. 'Cause knowing stuff is cool by WindPwr · · Score: 1

    We're smarter than the average (no false modesty here) and curiosity is one of those traits associated with a well exercised brain. We take pleasure in knowing how to do stuff. Drinking beer is good, but much better is knowing how to make your own suited to your taste. I race sailboats, a past time often compared to standing in a cold shower while throwing $100 dollar bills out the window, yet there always is something magical about making a boat go with only the wind and your smarts. Fundamentally, there is much joy to be found in doing something well.

  128. It's also being connected to our own lives. by jonskerr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Our lives are so overly-analytical we don't know where we come from or where we're going. The analytical approach (cutting things into smaller and smaller _separate_ pieces, building walls, barriers lines etc) is so pervasive it's in danger of damaging or even destroying society.
    What's great about making things ourselves is that we are connected to those things in a world where connections (real ones not electronics illusions thereof) are more and more difficult to come by.
    When we learn how to do things for ourselves rather than just buying things, we get a better sense of how things work and where they come from . I would like to see neighborhood butcher shops where locally-raised animals would be slaughtered on the premises. Killing our own meat (or seeing it done) would make some people vegetarian, and others would have more appreciation of the sacrifice other beings make for us. That's just one example of course.

    --
    O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
    1. Re:It's also being connected to our own lives. by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      >I would like to see neighborhood butcher shops where locally-raised animals would be slaughtered on the premises.

      Or you could go hunting. A lot of people still do that, and most seem to have the greater appreciation for nature that you describe.

      --
      If moderation could change anything, it would be illegal.
    2. Re:It's also being connected to our own lives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree here. Dad's a cowboy, and he's taken me hunting since I was 5, though I didn't get to pack my own rifle, a good old Winchester 30-30, the true cowboy's rifle ;), until I was 12.

      Riding on horseback through the trees, over the ridges of Waimea Canyon (the first area in what is now the US to have cowboys), or stopping for lunch in front of a waterfall (the one seen in Jurassic Park as the helicopter lands, in fact) is simply amazing.

      There's something to be said about learning the Secret Family Recipe for smoked pork (it's actually possible to discern who made a particular batch of smoked pork by its taste). My uncle also makes the best dried venison I've ever tasted.

      Goddamn this is making me hungry.

  129. Re:a few "lost" arts come to mind-Steel "bowed". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...but there's just something more authentic about banging on a piece of machinery that's older than my grandmother."

    Not as much fun as they use to have with their iron horses.

  130. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Belgian beer is the *WORST* swill I have ever tasted. I have drunk beer all over Europe. Some is good, some is great. Belgian beer sucks.

    Not to mention the fact that you said a *VERY* dirty word...

  131. I'd say it's a mix of a couple things...... by scoobywan · · Score: 1

    #1... most have hit on by saying that it goes along with the problem solving type of hobbies.

    #2... I think has to deal with (and I could be wrong) most of these "weird" "lost arts" also has a finished product... kinda like spending the night typing a bunch of lines of code to get a program. I think it's the fact of creating things and figuring things out. I know that's why I like most of these types of things.

  132. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man - Just cause you know lots of freaky deaky people, that doesn't mean that everyone else is gonna...

  133. Open Source != hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Downloading source code and running a few scripts to build it is more like buying a frozen pizza at the supermarket and sticking it in the oven when you get home. It teaches you nothing about how to make dough, sauce, etc.

    Writing your own code = making dough, sauce, and cheese from scratch.

    Downloading executables = Domino's

    Downloading source = frozen pizza (a little fresher and hotter, but you're fooling yourself if you think you have much control over it)

    1. Re:Open Source != hacking by shaitand · · Score: 1

      frozen pizza isn't quite right, it's more like buying a can of sauce at the store, the packages of cheese you prefer and topping you prefer slapping them together with prebought dough mix and cooking it in the oven.

      Downloading executables can range from delivery (the better ones) to frozen pizza (the ones labeled i686 that were really built for sparcs).

  134. One kind of homebrewing was not mentioned by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    ...not that authorities would encourage you to try it. But it has much common with hacking - if you consider your brain a computer.

    [Of course, I am talking about making your own russian-style home yogurt!]

    --
    I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    1. Re:One kind of homebrewing was not mentioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this? No jokes about the russian-style home yogurt making you?

  135. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Just cause you know lots of freaky deaky people,
    >that doesn't mean that everyone else is gonna...

    That's his point, Beavis. The fact that you do not know "freaky deaky people" does not mean that either freakiness or deakiness are "lost arts".

  136. It's simple, really by dfn5 · · Score: 1

    For me it is a matter of independence. It is nice to be able to say if the things I take for granted were suddenly not available in the event of nukes or asteroids that I would still be self sufficient.

    --
    -- Thou hast strayed far from the path of the Avatar.
  137. I could be wrong but... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    My theory is that geeks have more imagination than the average bear. They look at lines of programming but see not only the code, but also the manipulation of the screen. If you think about it, all a computer really is is a device for changing pixel colors on a screen. Geeks see how the pixels ought to look.

    I could be wrong but I think this guy's been watching his The Matrix DVD a little too much.

    Remember that bit when Neo's talking to Cypher aboard the ship? When Cypher says that he doesn't even see the code anymore, all he sees is blonde, brunette, etc? I just saw a glitch in the system, uh I mean, feeling of deja vu when I read that paragraph from his post.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:I could be wrong but... by skarmor · · Score: 1

      I think maybe you've been watching your The Matrix DVD a little too much

    2. Re:I could be wrong but... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Can you spell irony?

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    3. Re:I could be wrong but... by skarmor · · Score: 1

      Do you know what irony is? I think that you are trying to say that you were using sarcasm. However this is likely just a sad attempt to cover up your Matrix-loving fanboy tendencies.

    4. Re:I could be wrong but... by skarmor · · Score: 1

      Actually that's not really sarcasm either (bleh, its early in the morning here) You are still a fanboy though.

  138. Congratulations! by version5 · · Score: 1

    Why do these sorts of discussion always seem more like self-congratulatory exercises? Like clockwork, people start posting thoughts of how deep and meaningful their lives are. Its amazing how quickly making beer or chopping wood becomes a mystical experience, thirst for knowledge, truth, freedom and the American Way! The rest of world just doesn't get it!

    Its exactly this kind of self-important blathering that no healthy individual needs. It seems to me that many extremely bright and intelligent people are also emotionally stunted. Time and time again, I am reminded how important it is to be well-rounded, mostly by observing how many geeks sacrifice large parts of their lives for one obsession or another, justifying it with the same self-validating rhetoric we see here. All I see here are comments about how smart we are, how creative, how worthwhile our lives are. The only reason you would need a pep talk like this is if inside, you really didn't believe it yourself.

    I've become convinced that the geek community is rife with emotionally-damaged and socially maladjusted people who hide behind their obsessions. Not everyone of course, if the shoe fits, but maybe this is something that we should be talking about rather than patting ourselves on the back.

    --

    "It's Dot Com!"

    1. Re:Congratulations! by Fjodor42 · · Score: 0

      Naturally, I see your point, and furthermore, I could, to some extent, agree.

      However, I have also been spending quite some time over the last 8 (or so) years, contemplating, if I should shun my urges to just learn (the basics of) useless stuff. These thoughts have actually lead me unto a path of social openess, but I still admire the maladjusted geek, who focusses only on her/his (asocial) area of interest, in the bliss of knowing, that that is what she/he wants.

      I cannot challenge your claim, that some seek refuge in this school of thought, and I therefore agree, that it should be a topic of discussion, but to characterise the entire community on this behalf would seem to me, to be just another self-important blathering...

      --
      "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
  139. Real worth of your skills by efedora · · Score: 1

    I've often thought that a person's value should be determined by how soon that person would be able to go to work and contribute if civilization had to start from scratch (stone age). Farmers, tool makers, carpenters, doctors, nurses, weavers, warriors, hookers and teachers would be examples of most valuable people. Pilots, truck drivers, manufacturing workers etc. would not go to work very quickly.
    Bottom of the list would be TV personalities, sports figures, advice columnists, salesmen, lobbyists and lawyers. These folks wouldn't be back to work for a long time.

    Maybe geeks like lost skills because they want a better spot on the list.

  140. this is... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... this is really my main gig, these sorts of skills. It can be classed as one of the many forks off the "survivalism" tree. Other forks might be like has been pointed out the SCA, and re-enactments, like civil war era, frontier era, etc, but the main tree is a day to day living lifestyle, where you try to use DYI skills and techniques to get what you need and want without being "dependent" on the outside as much. I have always described it as more "amish with a lot more technology". You can blend things together, the only limit is what you really want out of it, like any other skill *set*. It's also a factor of just a grown up version of boy scout skills and the "be prepared" motto taken to it's logical directions. You do threat analysis, then develop mitigation efforts and plans. Skills as mentioned fall roughly under these topics some place. I divide normal day to day life thusly:

    water-food-shelter-security

    And in that order, as to "human priorities",no matter how rich your are, or what theoretical access to something you might have according to a theoretical "account" someplace,or 'the store will alwasy be open", etc, no matter WHAT, you will NEED those things. Those are the things you NEED, not the potential, or that maybe you might be able to get them, but stuff you need about constantly. The goal is to be independent of those needs, not needing outside support, to whatever degree you want to take it.. (yes, I know I left air out, take it as a gimmee)

    Most of what you do as a human can be classified under those main topics (some way or another). You work towards the ability to become independent as much as possible. One day, one week, one year, lifetime. It's more a lifestyle, directed and purposeful, BUT, it DOESN'T always imply *strictly* "primitive". On the contrary, high tech has a great place in there (like is night vision cool or what), BUT It DOES imply backups, and backups for backups, where a lot of the "older" technological skills come directly into play.

    Typical example here

    lighting: we have from primary to ending backup [electrical lighting]solar> generator> batteries>[liquid fuel, could be plant oil derived, usually kero] lanterns> candles [various waxes, etc, animal fat]

    here's a simple food example

    Day to day "normal" grocery food> garden> medium term (time wise) stored food [home canned, dehydrated, etc] > extreme long term stored food [nitrogen and dessicant packed, etc] >hunting, fishing, wildcraftinmg, foraging, trapping, etc (some of these change in priority status with the seasons obviously)

    Our water supplies

    Deep well, 240ac pump, tap water on demand ie "normal"> large storage tanks kept full and rotated> outdoor pool> pull the electric pump on failure, use manual water pumping> pond & stream close by> gutter collection of rainwater >solar distiller (very low volume)

    And so forth. Archery to Zoology, literally, whatever is your best tech down to primitive level and be able to pull it off, mod, repair, improvise, whatever..you are always learning, and adding to both your gear and skill sets.

    It's completely neat-o, most practical as well, you are most free to use full geekazoid powers,and we are quite comfortable day to day living, with all of "society" and technology working,but should it completely collapse tomorrow (some big nasty war, terr attack, asteroid hits washington DC, who knows, whatever),or partially collapse (big depression, etc) we would do most fine without a lot of hassle. In fact I am always sorta amazed how close the concept of survivalism is to these articles and anecdotals I read here about critical data storage, the idea is identical.

    You'll find most survivalists are also alternate energy enthusiasts, computer users, ham radio users, know a lot of mechanics, carpenty, gardening skills, repairing, just the kitchen sink. there's a big crossover, again, it's hard to generalise, there's millionaires to uhh people like me, dozen

  141. Pretty simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't categorize ALL geeks as being the DIY kind, but I think there's a common trend here.

    The reason to hack, crack, or otherwise DIY all sorts of things (beer brewing isn't necessarily a lost art, it's just unpractical to most people) is merely the "I wonder if I could..." form of curiousity. At least that's the way it is for me.

    I first wondered how beer was made. Then I found out that there were kits. Then I realized these kits sucked. Then I studied further on how to brew from scratch. About $2000, 40 Gallons of stuff I couldn't drink and 200 sweaty, hard labor hours later I've got stuff that tastes MUCH better than most commercial beer. It wasn't easy though, and the time and money invested makes is questionable as to whether brewing your own is really that much cheaper than buying. But it's FUN.

    Same goes for cheese. I don't remember where, but I first heard that Indian (as in the sub-continent, not native Americans) cheese was made by curdling milk with lemon juice. I tried it, and failed misserably. Again, many many man hours (and dirty kitchen and wife screaming) later, I've been able to make mozarella, gouda, swiss, camambert (well, technically it's not camambert since it's not made in the region) and blue cheese. (I would like to call it Roquefort since I use the same mold, but alas, I don't live in France.)

    I build a lot of my own furniture, I sew, I cook (and even my wife thinks I'm good at it; she couldn't possibly be biased now, could she? :-) and I grow all sorts of herbs.

    I've also picked up body piercing and tattooing as a hobby. I know a lot of people will give me sour looks when they learn I "scratch", but I did a lot of studying and practicing the art AND blood borne pathogens, and have only worked on my own body. Yes, my original work looks... um... interesting. But I like it a lot, since I did it myself. It's nowhere anyone would see anyhow. (For those in the know that are wondering, yes I own an autoclave and know how to operate it.) Once again, real autoclaves aren't cheap, and neither is a lot of the required equipment to tattoo with, and certainly my art isn't quite as good as the pros. But still, making your own needles and so on is very interesting.

    My wife, although rather computer illiterate, is a true hacker in my mind too. She spins and weaves wool, and has gotten into it so much that she now grows various plants that can be used as natural dyes for wool. She is also a very talented artist, and although she can only blankly stare that the innards of a computer and car, she can sculpt, paint and draw amazingly.

    So what's this about the wife thing all of a sudden? Well, perhaps the DIY geek thing is not that computer geeks are also interested in DIY-ing all sorts of things, but rather people that are naturally curious and DIY all sorts of things are also inclined to be curious about computers.

    (While I'm at it... anyone know how to make really good apple cidre?)

    Anonymous Coward

  142. Ricky Jay by robson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Semi-tangential, magician Ricky Jay isn't just a performer; he's also a devoted student of the history of magic. He often talks about how important this historical knoweledge is to understanding his art, and his own place in the greater timeline of that art.

    It's a lesson that could probably be applied to most contemporary professions...

  143. Beer Brewing == Great Science Hobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a damn good all-grain homebrewer for a long time, and I'm convinced that it is a great geek hobby. You may start out thinking "Gee, I'd love to have 5 gallons of good cheap beer," but you soon find out that (a) it's not that cheap and (b) you'll drink (or dispose of) quite a few gallons of "Brown Ale Swill" before you get that "good" part down.

    But, like many hobbies, the process is at least as interesting as the product. In brewing, you can learn as much as you want about microbiology (e.g. yeast culturing), chemistry (esp. matching water profiles or getting your protein mix right in the wort), engineering "hacks" (tubing, heating, kegging, mixing, PID controllers, chilling), even comp. sci (tricked-out rigs use custom software to control RIMS systems and other neat tricks).

    I only stopped brewing because I ran out of time. Apart from some of the esoteric brews (mmm, lambics), you can buy good beers for less money than the total cost (opportunity, etc) of homebrewing. But it's fun. Try it if you haven't!

    1. Re:Beer Brewing == Great Science Hobby by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 1
      Hey, someone else who actually knows what Lambics are... and likes them! :D

      I haven't gotten brave enough to try brewing my own Lambics yet, but I'll get around to it eventually. My goal is to attempt brewing every style of beer (well, at least all the ones recognized by the BJCP, plus a few other oddball ones like Sahti) at least once!

    2. Re:Beer Brewing == Great Science Hobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first lambic I brewed was kriek. A buddy of mine and I winged it, using an 80% wheat grist and yeast we cultured from a bunch of real lambics. It was amazing watching the nine month fermentation. Got all the nasties: "brain" looking thing, ropey tendrils, all the signs of a truely infected beer (or a perfect belgian). By the time we were done, about 18 months had gone by, and we had a delicious, mind-numbingly sour kriek. I did others more "by the book," but this one was still one of the most interesting.

  144. Re:Just the negineering mentality finding an outle by RTPMatt · · Score: 1

    Engineers love to tinker, find out how it all works, rip it apart and put it back together. Whether it's mechanical, chemical, or physical we want to understand. The only expression of the Renaissance Man left...

    put it back together??? whoops

  145. Hacking, Do It Yourself, Not Invented Here by dsplat · · Score: 1

    I think a fair number of hackers aren't satisfied until they know how something works, why it works, and that it works well and will continue to. I think this translates into an urge to do a lot of things ourselves. On the darker side, it feeds the "Not Invented Here" syndrome.

    We trust what we've made ourselves, and what we've taken apart and reassembled. When a real hacker say he understands something, he truly does understand it. He generally could recreate it given the same materials the original was built with and the same tools. Often, he can make many of the tools too.

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    The net will not be what we demand, but what we make it. Build it well.
  146. not necessarily by X_Bones · · Score: 1

    I think the things the OP listed are not necessarily an expression of 'hacking.' Certainly, given the nature of the categorization, these people are more predisposed to picking up these activities than the average person. This does not mean, however, that all (or even most) hackers are beer-brewers or yogurt-farmers or whatever; just that we like to have a detailed firsthand knowledge of whatever it is we are interested in, rather than just acquiring it in prepackaged form. Conversely, there are many people who do make their own soap who would not think to call themselves 'hackers,' even given the non-electronic-specific version of the word.

    I had a point, but I forgot it.

  147. Self-reliance by transient · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For me, it's about self-reliance. I'm a do-it-yourself guy. People in modern society depend on a huge network of people, almost all of them strangers. We all learned in "Intro to Economics" that when two people specialize, they can produce more goods. However, it's satisfying to live by the fruits of your own labor, if only partially. In order to do so, you have to learn a lot of diverse, basic skills.

    I went through a phase where I took this idea to its logical conclusion. I wanted to learn everything necessary to survive by myself indefinitely. This is a daunting (and mildly insane) task, and it should come as no surprise that I backed away from it. But it's still fun ponder every now and then.

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    irb(main):001:0>
  148. Beer? Ha! by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    I've been working on growing my own silicon ingots, which I will cut up and use to create my own integrated circuits. I expect to have a 4004 compatable in .... oh .... 30 years or so. After that I'll develop a way to program it, then invent a way to hook a couple of 'em together in a thing I call a "network". This will be just too too solid state.

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    The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
  149. "Lost Arts" and Sustainability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a tech person for a living, but I guess kind of a survivalist at heart. Folks here are right: many of the practices listed in the original post aren't truly "lost", but I would argue that they've been severely altered from what was once a more sustainable and in many cases, environmentally sound, original.

    I'm an all-natural soapmaker. Some people have said here that it's useless to make soap anymore, or we don't "need" to make it anymore. However, the crap they refer to as soap in your local supermarket is quite possibly not even "soap".....its detergent, most often synthetically made with carcogenic ingredients, with many of the "good parts", like glycerin (which occurs naturally during saponification) stripped out and "saved" only for luxury bars and creams. A well-made bar of my "real" handcrafted soap, contains no artificial colors, fragrances or other crap. I produce no toxic bi-products when I make my soap. It's made huge differences for people with allergies and other skin challenges. Most people who try hand made soap never go back to the store bought garbage.

    Same with gardening and composting - maybe I don't need to grow my own food and compost, but I know my food has no chemicals, isn't genetically modified, and when I compost, I reduce the waste I add to landfills and enhance my garden.

    For me, it's also about environmental economies of scale. For example: I grow an organic garden, I feed myself high-quality food and create very few, if any harmful bi-products/environmental effects. When corporate farms grow mystery food for profit, it's a lesser quality food product, whose production often creates harmful waste and often negatively impacts huge tracts of land.

    Also, things are often just BETTER if you can make them yourself....that's why we're geeks, for pete's sake! Use Windows??? Bah! And inferior product!!! I want to create my own OS from scratch!!!!!

    Sound familiar?

  150. Not just doing something that takes great skill... by lostchicken · · Score: 1

    We are attracted to hackerdom for the same reason we are attracted to everything else we have talked about. It involves great skill.

    Not just that it takes great skill to do it, but because it is obvious that what we are doing was designed for only those with great skill. We feel "talked down to" when we have to use Win9x, because it is for everyone. MVS 3.8J running on top of VM/ESA on a S/370 mainframe is, very obviously, designed for those with great skill, and it is in using these types of things that we aquire great skill and the ability to learn.

    Amateur Radio operators use their rigs instead of a cell phone not because it is easy, but because it is hard. Metalsmiths work with metals not because it can make a better table, but because, when working with that red hot iron, we know that this is something that is only for those with great skill.

    This is far from useless. If we stopped seeking skill and mastery, society would lose its masters. We learn so someone will know.

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    -twb
  151. Hippy influence by nano-second · · Score: 1
    For us younger geeks, who had hippy parents, some of this may have been passed down. When I was little, I remember carding wool for my mom to spin. Getting back to more natural ways of living was pretty common.

    Also, my parents didn't have a lot of money, so it was important for them to know how to make stuff themselves. We ate fish and venison and made soup stock from leftover bones, which most people don't seem to know how to do these days even though you'll get the best tasting soup ever. Many things in our house, including my most-cherished toys were homemade, etc.

    Now, I have an interest in being able to do the things that culture and neccessity caused my parents to learn. And knowing about woodworking and so forth is darn useful. A LOT cheaper to DIY than to buy in most cases.

    However, I agree that the drive to learn is what motivates geeks. Even if the skill is not really that useful anymore. Who out there wishes they knew how to competently use an abacus?

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    I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
  152. DIY! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I make my own beer. On my last batch, tossed the yeast about 15 minutes before CNN broke the news on Columbia, so it's my Columbia Memorial Ale. Will be making a lighter amber ale in a few weeks (need to drink more beer to free up bottles). I also work on my own cars, am in the planning stages for building my own house (will take time off from work and get paid from home loan, like all the rest of the workers), do metal work, wood work, sew, paint, draw, play numerous musical instruments, etc. I'm about average in my skills in all of these things but am very interested in learning everything.

    My wife is the same way. She's always trying something new in world cuisine, spins wool, dyes it, weaves it, sews it, etc. She also studies/teaches several styles of world dance, pottery, music, and small engine repair and rebuilding, including her Triumph Bonny.

    Of course, we want to teach all this stuff to our daughter, or at least instill in her a love of learning and experimenting.

    ps: We met in the SCA but do most of our stuff away from it. The SCA makes for some good parties, though.

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
  153. 70's by epepke · · Score: 1

    Jimmy Carter signed the bill.

  154. I made beer in college-- true story by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    First time I ever made it (and it is an "acquired" taste), I borrowed a bottle capper from a dude who had already done it.

    After I finished the first batch, I gave a few bottles to this guy in appreciation. As it turned out, he should have refused, thanks, but no.

    What had happened, was, I put too much sugar in each of the bottles (this is what gives the beer a head).

    So, this guy is lying on his couch, watching tv, chilling. The bottles, full of overcharged beer, are sitting on his kitchen counter, next to his coffee maker.

    They exploded. They threw broken glass all over the kitchen, and chipped his coffee maker. Luckily, the couch shielded him from the shrapnel.

    Moral of the story: never accept homemade beer from a first-timer.

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    1. Re:I made beer in college-- true story by PsibrII · · Score: 1

      hehe. been there, done that. But not exactly in that fashion. I actually had an audience. I had bottled a beer that was mostly finished fementing. Capped it, and put it in the trunk. Not usually a problem since its usually overcast around these parts. But it was real sunny before the homebrew meeting. The roads in the city are also well cratered. So I get to the meeting, fridge the beer for about 30 min. Time comes to get it out and pour it into the pitcher. When I go to open it the cap bounces off the ceiling , the bottle next to it explodes, and the fluid follwing the first cap splashes off the ceiling and gets the guy behind me. I was the only one to get nicked with a glass fragment amazingly. Things like this tend to happen though, although few will ever admit that it happened to them if they can help it.

  155. It's a self-sufficiency thing, I think by SiW · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's a desire to preserve lost arts that drives geeks to do this sort of thing - I think it's more the "I can get the satisfaction of doing a job myself and I can probably do it better than paying someone to do it".

    Plus, you get to learn a whole new bunch of cool jargon.

  156. Pipes! by Kchuck · · Score: 1

    My first real hack was the shiny pipe I made for smokin' pot. Even soldered the pieces together. I was 14 then. The "Industrial Arts" class seemed much more fun after that. Then came the Vic20's. That pipe saw me hacking through Commodore's and LOT'S of ADND sessions. Then I started playing the bass guitar, lost the old pipe, but made new ones. Ahhh, to be young and stupid again.

  157. Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by gripdamage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People who hack have other hobbies. Big deal. Lots of people have lots of different hobbies, and hacking doesn't necessarily have to be one of them. Most total slackers I've known have been interested in things like "metalsmithing, sewing, baking bread, making soap, knot tying, brewing beer, woodcarving, yogurt and cheese." Those are the kinds of things they do instead of working.

    As to this going to the core of some essential geekness, I think that is just self-centered, elitist garbage. The human race is such a diverse set, that attempting to draw boundaries around groups based on many traits usually ends up being vapor.

    So now that the geeks have claimed interesting hobbies, does that mean the cool slackers will have to watch more television or something? Perhaps we could patent all these hobbies, and sue the slackers for infringing on our turf.

    I don't mean to be a party pooper. By all means, all of you go ahead. I just won't be participating in the circle jerk. I hope you don't revoke my membership to geekdom. Fleeing elitism and arrogance is what made me an outsider in the first place.

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      So basicly you're trying to say you're better than everybody else here because you're not an elitist? Um.... Something doesn't work here.

      Yes I know the poster was probably trolling, but if not. /me shrugs

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      Little Brother, watching the watchers

    2. Re:Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basicly you're trying to say you're better than everybody else here because you're not an elitist? Um.... Something doesn't work here.

      And that something is that no where in the post does it say anything like that.

      If you think elitism is being engaged in, you may infer that those who choose not to participate are better than those who do, but the author did not say that. On the other hand you may think those who roller skate are better than those who do not, and that "elitism" has nothing to do with who is better and who is not. Or maybe those who can spell "basically" are better than those who can not. Your criteria for who is better than whom is entirely up to you.

      Notice the word "better" does not appear once in the post under discussion. The author might prefer the word "misguided" or "mistaken" or just plain "wrong." The idea that the author is better and others are inferior comes entirely from you.

    3. Re:Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by zwoelfk · · Score: 3, Informative

      So basicly you're trying to say you're better than everybody else here because you're not an elitist? Um.... Something doesn't work here.

      No. What I think gripdamage was basically saying was that there is nothing here. That there is no essential "geekiness", no "special light which shines from within them", etc. We/they are the same as everyone else whether we like it or not. I agree that most of the replies on this subject are complete elitist crap.

      He (?) is not saying that he's better. He's just saying that perhaps some people should stop trying to justify their hobbies with some higher purpose, and maybe, just enjoy.

      I think he's welcoming them back down to Earth.

      Z.

    4. Re:Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, in OTHER words:

      PLEASE STOP with the "Huhuhuhuh, I know Regular Expressions in Perl; that means when I brew my own beer I'm a geek, not a cheap drunk!"

    5. Re:Dear Slashdot, why are we so f-ing great? by bacchusrx · · Score: 1

      LOL -- exactly. I know regular expressions in Perl, but, at least I admit I'm a cheap drunk ;)

      $0.25 a beer? Fill 'er up, amigos. We're riding high and it's time to shoot the moon ;)

      bacchusrx.

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      Life after capitalism? The participatory economics project
  158. Honestly, who cares? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not trying to troll here or anything, but what does it matter? If you like doing it, keep doing it, it's basically the same with hacking (or any other hobby.) Some people like working in their yard, some people like doing weird science projects, some people like hacking. It's not the same thing, but they're both good hobbies.

    I do have to say though editors, can't we get some more relevant questions? I thought this site had "Stuff that matters."

    1. Re:Honestly, who cares? by trouser · · Score: 1

      Everyone who counts loves "Stuff that matters."

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      Now wash your hands.
    2. Re:Honestly, who cares? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Hackers do. What could be possibly more exciting than hacking yourself - gaining insight of your own psyche, find ways how your thoughts run, find patterns how you are similar to other hackers... A good piece of that job was done by makers of The Hacker Jargon Dictionary and this is just another detail noticed by another hacker...

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    3. Re:Honestly, who cares? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the point is we're replacing "having a hobby" with "hacking." I'm sure the guys who build little model trainsets are the same way, I wouldn't really call them "hackers." Playing word games doesn't really give you any real insight, but associating with other people in general does. People who like hacking old technology are usually called "historians." It's as good a hobby as any, but people have been tinkering on things forever. Cars, chariots, swords, etc. The blacksmith of yesteryear was replaced by the garage mechanic of yesterday was replaced by the computer hacker of today. It's all the same stuff, it's just one of the three will get you a better job (car mechanic or computer hacker, really depends on your place in the job market ;)

    4. Re:Honestly, who cares? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      [i]I'm sure the guys who build little model trainsets are the same way, I wouldn't really call them "hackers."[/i] People who assemble prefabricated trainsets - surely not. But if some of them create a Turing machine from that...? The problem is if the hobby is plain re-creating old achievements, art (making it LOOK better but without change in the ground basis) or really making something really new and insightful. I would call the person who made the first real train a hacker. A person who made the first train set - possibly too, but that was much less of ana chievement. Making such a set from scratch or from some spare parts would be something - but buying ready models at a shop - sorry. It's just repeating great inventions of the human history yourself, that excites hackers. No matter it's considered "hobby" nowadays. There's nothing that would bring world's break-through in having a gold fish or a horse, in gardening, in collecting ancient alchemy glass. That's hobby. But try to mutate the goldfish into piranha, try to understand the horse language, repeat Mendel's genetic experiments in your garden, try to re-create all greatest world chemical inventions of past millenium at your home lab - That's hacking.

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    5. Re:Honestly, who cares? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Right, but you're totally missing the point. "I would call [so and so] a hacker" is just hackers trying to modify their word to seem more mainstream (and thus make hackers less social outcasts, though it is the hacker's common fear of social situations that segregates him, not everyone else.) Common reflection word games is all you're playing here. Sure, we could call the guy who built the first train a "hacker," but we'd confuse many less people if we called him an "inventor" or an "entrepreneur." If you call a person a "hacker," the common man understands that to be a computer hacker. That is what the word means, regardless of what you think it should mean or even what the dictionary says.

      And basically, you've just taken "science" and replaced it with "hacking" in the comment above. No really, replace every occurrance of the word "hacker" above with "scientist" and the like and it'll make more sense. In the minds of most people, hackers work on computers. Chemists work on chemicals and stuff, and botanists screw with plant genes. You wouldn't call a hacker a botanist, now would you? I think many people are proud of their work in these fields and would not want it misrepresented to the public. Stop playing word games, people have been trying this in philosophy for the past 3000 years; some do it well (Descartes, Nietszche, Mill); most do it poorly.

    6. Re:Honestly, who cares? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Calling such people "hackers" is just a word game, true - but with a purpose, just giving a name to a certain group - certain kind of psyche. The name is not important. The common properties are. And these are fascination, curiosity, wild imagination with will to test all that crazy ideas... A scientist may work 9 to 5, just a job, just a way to make money. A programmer may sit 8 hours in his cubicle, produce 30 effective lines of code a day and do nothing else that has anything in common with computers. A biologist may reach students and write works in order to get grants that would allow him to travel the world by visiting conferences. But it's just the hacker spirit in all of them, that could make them do more than the job requires, enjoy it and find really strange ways to find a solution. An inventor may try to improve existing things by using stronger materials, to include modifications in construction to make it cheaper and better, he may even come to a major breakthrough that way. But without being a hacker he won't make anything really new, something people would describe "this can't work" but it works.
      Examples: Use CPU and memory of C64 floppy drive to decompress data into c64 memory. Build a computer that beats the industrial competition in a garage. Describe gravity. Try to reach India through the opposite side of the world.
      That are all ideas from a certain family. You may deny that people who got them should be called 'hackers', but most of people who call themselves 'hackers' nowadays, tend to get this kind of ideas.

      well, the problem is the fascination.

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  159. You nailed it. by PotatoHead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do these things because I want to be in control. There is nothing worse than a stupid situation that you *know* you could get out of with some basic skill...

    This is one of the greatest attractions OSS currently holds for me. I know that anything I learn to do with OSS tools, I will continue to be able to do for a long time without getting permission, paying fees, or dealing with silly restrictions that only benefit companies who have enough already.

    On a personal level it makes sense as well. Taking the heat for something you are not directly responsible for sucks.

    Anyone willing to stick their neck out in order to champion some proprietary software is just gambling with their career. You think they really care?

    They don't, it is just about revenue and nothing more. If your problem is shared by many you can be safe in the knowing it will be addressed. You can even look like you are on the ball while advocating your marginal 'standard' in the box thinking. The real truth is you are more lucky if you stick with the crowd.

    This attitude promotes strong in the box thinking combined with a healthy and well refined finger pointing and blame shifing skills. Innovation? forget it. Competitive advantage comes down to how hard you can make your people work and how big of a ball buster you have for a purchasing agent. Boy, that sure makes me want to come to work early... (cough)

    I once worked in a shop where one of my job duties was to make sure that what I made was correct and within stated tolerances. This shop had a quality assurance department to help make sure this was true, but it was expected that you had tools, knowledge of the machine and the ability to read and understand the specifications because the quality people sometimes made mistakes too.

    Well, one batch of rather large and expensive parts was found to be defective one day. It was right after I had complted my stage of the work.

    I was found to be at fault for not making sure the guy before me did his job right. I was pissed at first, but thought about it and it made some good sense. Afterall I had the information and tools to evaluate the work done before --why not?

    I made damn sure afterword to have the skill and information needed to evaluate both my own work and those before me just to make sure I had the ability to deal with what I was responsible for.

    So take this ethic in the context of systems being sold and used today. It's scary.

    On one hand you have to trust the software is designed well and does what it says because you cannot actually see the work of others before you --even if you have the skill.

    On the other, the company that pays your way wants you to be held accountable for what those same systems do. You did ok the purchase right?

    The creator of the software takes almost all of your rights through the legal wrapper that comes with the package while you take the heat and have to deal with the issues.

    So you can evaluate basically nothing, must pay blood money for fixes and updates out of your control and take the heat for the fuckups of one of the most cash rich companies around?

    At least with Open Source you can examine what you are getting. You can learn how it works and why it does so. You can implement how you see fit and act in a responsible manner.

    I was called the fool for hosing up so many parts. I was asked why I worked so hard at doing the right job on parts that were wrong.

    Today when I see all the win32 problems I shake my head and wonder at the foolishness of it all. Who in their right mind would actually step up and take that kind of responsibility understanding that they are more or less powerless to act on it?

    I guess ignorance is really an excuse in IT. Can't find any other reason for it.

    Franky, the whole mess makes me sick.

    So, back to the skills. I like knowing that I can go into the woods and make fire, shelter weapons do just fine. Sometimes th

    1. Re:You nailed it. by Fesh · · Score: 0

      Right on, guy. Total agreement.

      --
      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
  160. Humans are hackers by willpost · · Score: 1

    Civilization as we know it wouldn't have been possible if we didn't possess the desire and ability to discover. I think there's more than just one kind of hacking: Some like to hack by tinkering and others like to hack by communication with others. The latter tend to see it a little differently: they are establishing important networks of relationships within their community and would rather have those kooks get out of the garage and finish some chores.

    A good source of machine books would be:
    http://lindsaybks.com/

  161. Modern noise? by howlingmoki · · Score: 1
    In art, compare music of Bach, Mozart or Bethoven with modern noise. Why is it so bad now? Because musicians today do it for money and only for money. ... Personally, I think that music has finished on Jazz, on after-hours improvisation sessions. Without the wisdom the creativity has left the music.

    Just a suggestion: look a little deeper into "modern" music than the schlocky garbage that populates MTV and most of the radio. There are plenty of musicians out there that are truly interested in the music (not the money), who are very talented, and perform some very interesting and innovative music.

    Unfortunately since they're *not* in it for the money, they don't get the airplay, the publicity or the recognition that they deserve.

    Check out Opeth (generally classified as "death/doom metal" but far beyond that label), NoMeansNo (jazz/punk fusion is the best description I can think of), Nightwish (sometimes cheezy *music*, but pay attention to Tarja's operatic singing), and Apocalyptica (those Finns are weird)

  162. More importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this common in geekdom? Is this an expression of 'hacking' outside of machinery/engineering?

    . . . is this Salshdot? Or Kuro5hin?

  163. Many of these skills also give you control by Bolen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think another facet of "hacking" things is the feeling of being more in control. For much of our lives in modern society, from manufactured products to fast food, things are created by other people to be sold to us at a profit. What's really in that chicken pot pie?

    Doing for yourself gives back some measure of control and satisfaction, even if it is in relatively small ways. For example, I prefer to drive a manual transmission car. I would bet a larger percentage of the Slashdot population drive manuals than the general population in the USA.

    I also ejoy making pancakes, scons, and biscuits from scratch. Similar recipes, yet quite different outcomes. With that level of control, I can make custom pancakes by adding whole wheat, or other types of wheat. Yummy pancakes you will never find in a predefined one-size-fits-all mix at the store. As a bonus, it's also cheaper than buying mixes too.

  164. Re:God Bless Your Eccentricity! But... by PsibrII · · Score: 1

    you just need to hook up that 455 to a generator and use it to power your toxitherm 3000 mercury vapor arc furnace and wort heater.

  165. Make some clothes by jpmkm · · Score: 1

    Yeah, so I have one pair of shorts that I wear every day, and my girlfriend keeps trying to take me shopping to get more shorts. I tell her I want to make my own, and I do! I hate wearing the same damn stuff that everyone else does. I'm not trying to stand out or anything, it just pisses me off how mass produced everything is. I just want my own thing! Same reason why I build my own computers. Same reason I'm trying to make my own watercooling system instead of buying a kit(I'm also poor, though).

  166. does it count? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I think dating should be considered analog hacking. You know, using the right lines at the right time, trying to get those fricken "chinese-puzzle" bras off.....

  167. We all have plenty of time for this stuff... by aquarian · · Score: 1

    ...now that everyone's unemployed!

  168. It's the DIY factor by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Computer hacking is just one way to reclaim self-sufficiency.

    It's been my experience that hackers are fiercely self-reliant. Not only do they resent being micro-managed at the office, they hate being "consumers". They hate depending on others, because they are, by nature, distrustful.

    All hackers I know embody the "if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself" mentality. This is why they learn to code, for when the system fails them. This is why they learn to defend themselves, for when the system fails them. This is why they learn to hunt/make food and basic essencials of life, for when the system fails them.

    Hackers are, in very many ways, survivalists, adapted for the "Information Age".

    --

    The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
    What you do today will cost you a day of your life

  169. Eureka! by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1

    This is one of the most fascinating discussions I've seen on /. in a while. I really had no idea that this was part of the "geek culture." I thought it was just me.

    If you are interested in the idea of learning how to live off the land or "get off the grid," I would highly recommend this site. There is some political discussion there that some of you might not agree with, but the common theme of the site is living a completely self-sufficient life.

    I will shamelessly admit that this next is, in part, whoring to promote a friend's web site, but it's not off-topic and you may just find it interesting:

    I have a best friend that has never been a computer geek per se, but is the only person that has ever REALLY seemed to understand me. (I'm more left-brained and got into computers. He's more right-brained and artistic. But we get along so well because we both have at least a mild interest in ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING; how it works and how it's done.)

    Anyway, he taught himself, from very old books, a lot of practice and trial and error, metal working techniques from the turn of the century that so-called "experts" told him were just myths.

    He now makes his living in metal works, with NO formal education or real "training" at all. On the side, he designs and builds functional art with wood and metal. He has some very unique (and all hand-crafted) furniture and stuff for sale on his web site.

    (Please check out the site if you're at all intrigued. I admitted I was whoring for traffic, after all. Also, don't critique the site construction: I threw it together in a couple of hours, planning to go back and "do it right" and never got around to the latter.)

    He's even been kicking around the idea of building a computer *into* a desk so that the computer is completely invisible and doesn't interfere wth the aesthetics of the room. Probably not an idea so appealing to present company, but a great idea nonetheless, IMHO.

  170. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Anitra · · Score: 1
    (Disclaimer: I'm a college student, I don't have full "life-experience" yet.)
    • Dude, you know more than one metal-smith? I wasn't really aware people did that as a hobby...
    • I don't know how to sew. I've slowly taught myself to do basic mending. My mother TRIED to teach me to sew when I was younger, but I wanted no part of it. The majority of my clothes were store-bought, and that was good enough for me, and I rebelled against doing something that "girly".
    • All the food skills (and soap-making) are pretty explanatory. They're not necessarily easy, but they're not really hard, either.
    • As a Sea Scout, I can't believe anyone doesn't know how to tie basic knots. On the other hand, I couldn't get anyone in my ship to teach me more advanced knots (still trying to figure out the Turk's Head.)

    Personally, my current hobby (other than computers) is cooking. Now that I live in an apartment, I've realized that most food doesn't actually come from boxes (or from restaurants), but instead from recipes (not necessarily written down). Too bad my mom didn't try to teach me that...
    --

    Have you read the Moderation Guidelines Addendum?
  171. Thank you all! by mcSey921 · · Score: 1

    Every once in a while I remember why /. is more of an addiction than a website. This story and the threads that follow is one of those times.

    Of course we love to learn. We're geeks. We learn these skills because we can. We do it because it's there.

  172. Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening dis by dasunt · · Score: 1

    If you are trying to utilize your space efficiency, are you using intensive agriculture? [Has several names, basically, instead of planting your crops in rows, you plant them in wide beds.]

    If so, what successes have you had? I've discovered that peas tend to crowd out the light on the inner plants (but that might have been too dense), however, loose leaf lettuce works very well when planted in a 4"x4" grid - after a few initial weedings, they'll crowd out all light and stop the weeds, and tend to keep themselves cooler, thus preventing bolting.

  173. Another true story... by swordboy · · Score: 1

    Michigan State University... Sometime in the distant decade...

    Second year "dormers" (a disgrace) team up with their suite-mates. If you are not familiar with the term, "suite-mates" are four people that share a bathroom - two roommates per suite. In any event, since this was the second year, an "arrangement" had been made. All four suite-mates bunked up in one suite while the other suite was outfitted with a 400 gallon micro-brewery.

    The story ends with me - soaked in my own urine - telling the authorities that I was "Bob Vila".

    I don't think that they bought it...

    --

    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
  174. Literally Hacking Analog by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I've been known to play with them there old vacuum tubes from time to time. It takes one back to one's roots; staring at the warm glow...

    1. Re:Literally Hacking Analog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm putting together a valve/tube stereo amp myself. Single ended directly heated triodes with zero negative feedback. circa 1930's tech with modern iron and caps. Should sound sweet.

  175. Yes you're a hacker by glenebob · · Score: 1

    Yes, you're a hacker. And also a witch. Therefore you are a TERRORIST!!! Burn the TERRORIST HACKER WITCH!!!

    Please re-elect me.

    -GW

  176. I'd like to hack chemistry stuff... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    ... but these days, that'll get you on some DoJ watch list really fast (can't have people making drugs or chemical weapons or explosives, you know).

    Is chemistry outside of college labs and big industrial concerns going to die out? Or is there some way to let the Feds know you're just doing it for your own curiosity and not engaging in "acts against the state"?

    --
    That is all.
  177. Foxfire books by meador · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the 'foxfire' books... they are a combination of mountain man tall tales and 'how to skin a bear' manuals... popular in the 70's I think. http://www.foxfire.org/public.htm

  178. Hacker "lost" arts by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    OK, I've seen many things mentioned here, but so far nobody has touched on my personal favorite "lost art" - steam engines. Real, 12-inch-to-the-foot scale steam locomotives. They fascinate me nearly as much as a computer (and homebrewing, and growing food (by the way, homebrew tastes far better than Spudwiser, and a carrot, fresh from the planter on the windowsill is not only crunchy, but *sweet*)).

    Once, only once, was I allowed to ride in the cab of a steam locomotive. It was an old Heisler logging engine, that had been resurrected by some farmers near Rockford, Illinois. Goddess, it must have taken weeks for that smile to go away :) Y'all can be fascinated with musclecars, metalsmithing and pinball machines, but for me there is nothing so interesting as watching movies of old steam trains rumbling by. A 4-8-8-4 can really get me breathing heavy :)

    And, the fun part was that each one of those machines was hand-crafted by highly-skilled builders. Every railroad had slightly different designs, for their slightly-different terrain and loads. Some needed raw power, to haul stuff up steep grades; others needed sheer speed, for passenger liners; still others needed tight turning radius on narrow track laid atop the winter's ice in timber country. All were custom-designed, and custom-built (kinda like a really good piece of software... "elegant" is the word usually used, but that can hardly convey the appreciation these gems inspire).

    Today's deisel-electrics are still somewhat customised ... but not at all to the extent the old steamers were. The old steamers had soul - the new deisels have ... well, I'm sure they have something, but for the life of me I can't think of it right now :)

    Anybody know how a steam engine backs up? Or why they "chug" when under load? There are books and tapes that explain it all, and there are even places where you can build your own working miniatures. Wish I had a place big enough to do that *sigh* but it's not exactly an apartment-sized hobby.

    --

    Lemon curry?
  179. Your Skill Level Has Increased +1 by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    Today geeks learn their skills by playing EverQuest. As a slave to EQ you can increase your skill in the following exciting trades...

    * Alchemy: A Shaman-only trade, alchemy is used to create spells in a bottle, which anyone can use to enhance their character stats for a short time.

    * Baking: Baking is a great way to enhance your character with a unique personality. Just imagine the fun you can have offering people a special treat of Lizard on a Stick or Paladin Pickles! And now, some foods have powers that can add to a players fighting abilities, so it makes baking all the more enjoyable.

    * Blacksmithing: A useful and profitable skill, blacksmithing permits creation of armor, weapons and a variety of magically enchanted items.

    * Brewing: While mainly a role-playing skill, there are some other uses for brewing, such as quests which require brewed items to be completed. The brewing trade is a must for any role-playing Dwarf!

    * Fishing: Fishing is a relaxing skill and a great way to get your own dinner. Grab some grubs, a fishing pole and stout ale, and enjoy the day by the water.

    * Fletching: Make your own bows and arrows that are a lot better than the ones you can buy at a merchant...and sell your handmade bows to other players. This isn't a great way to get rich, but it does come in handy for those races that can use a bow -- Ranger, Warrior, Rogue, Paladin, and Shadowknight.

    * Jewelcraft: Jewelcrafting is a very useful and profitable skill. While anyone can take up this trade, it seems to be easiest (and more profitable) for enchanters, who can enchant the necessary metals to make magical items, and who have the charisma to buy and sell to vendors.

    * Pottery: Pottery is used to make containers which can then be used for other trades, such as Poisoning and Alchemy.

    * Tailoring: Tailoring is a useful and handy skill, especially at lower levels when buying armor can be so very expensive. At higher levels, it can still be a good skill for making hand-made backpacks.

    * Tinkering: This gnome-only skill is used to create a variety of useful and interesting items.

    Source: http://www.planeteq.com/character/trades/

    Note: I am an EQ survivor and no longer play. However, I know a good jewler in case anyone out there needs a +5 Cha (Charisma) ring.

    1. Re:Your Skill Level Has Increased +1 by stanmann · · Score: 1

      oddly enough, Learning to brew or bake in EQ is fairly intuitively related to knowing how to bake IRL. There are exception, and the whole disposable cooking container bit was annoying, but on the whole, the recipes matched how I would do it IRL.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  180. Close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For as long as I can remember (and that's pretty far back), and ever since I've been interested in how *everything* works. When I was 2 I wanted to explore the house and needed to escape from the crib - my crude investigation of the wooden slats with my legs revealed that kicking them hard enough made exploration possible (true story). When I was 5, I built a hand-held calculator from a Poly Paks kit (neon LEDs, 9 N-cells for power) with my dad - I even did some of the soldering. Took apart the TV shortly thereafter - rebuilt it too. Went downhill from there: Engines. Metalurgy. Aerodynamics. Physics. Astrophysics. High-energy physics. Biology. Chemistry, explosives. Improvised munitions. Biochemistry. Endocrinology, neurology, surgery, opthomology, psychology, psychiatry, cardiology, anatomy. Geology. Palentology. Marine biology. Mathematics. Computing, networks, programming. Quantum mechanics. Gravitational field theory. Chaos theory. String theory. Booze (drinking, making, learning about wine to impress the girls). Pharamacology (medical and recreational), poisons. Bicycling. Motorcycle riding, car repair. Farming. Building/construction techniques. Making soap. Locksmithing. Managerial sciences. Hydrodynamics. Cryptography. Architecture. Acoustics. Communications. Optics. The Law. Engineering. Manufacturing. and probably about 200 other things that I've neglected to put in... ... and so it continues.

    Basically I'd look at something - say "I wonder...", and start investigating. If I didn't know something as I investigated - I hopped off on a tangent for a while and investigated until I was able to resume the original investigation. If the tangent was interesting enough, I'd come back to it and explore that too. I've met a few *true* hackers, and we've had a lot of the same experiences - so there's nothing wrong with wanting to learn how things work, or how something is produced...

    I've always been a hacker. Always will be a hacker. And I'm proud to admit it because it's all about life-long learning, and there's *nothing* wrong with that.

  181. gardening, religion, direct knowledge by blochsound · · Score: 1

    Cool with me.
    I currently have a couple of basil plants, mint, and onions on my second floor half a double in new orleans, but am looking to start some bigger food crops, however my biggest limiting factor is sunlight. I have only about 10 square feet total that gets good (>= 6 hours) sunlight. That is taken from one landing, and a converted garbage hanger.
    Do you have any suggestions for tomato's or cucumbers or lettuce in planters, milk crates, anything scavenged (non-traditional)?

    I think that learning how to do things yourself does give you more control, and is definitely akin to hacking. I remember screwing up plants through trial and error for 2 years before I got watering right (or at least better)
    Once you have got down that skill, in my case watering, that direct knowledge is yours. You don't just know in the abstract anymore about how processes work. You KNOW.......the same thing goes for fixing bicycles, printers, musical instruments, computers, biology, religion. All of these things once taken out of the abstract really can have direct meaning instead of just being ideas that other people have given you. I know that things I have learned directly have given me more satisfaction than concepts I have read, or seen on tv, or browsed on the internet.

    --
    ideas should be free
  182. Self Sufficiency in a Spoon Fed World by quinkin · · Score: 1

    As a self confessed post-neo-geek I feel the major driving force in my life (including well before indoctrination into the cult of the computer) has been a desire to be able to stand on my own feet.
    To this effect I (mis)spent many years of my youth in the pursuit of the knowledge our societies are built upon but rarely acknowleged.
    From trapping/skinning/curing to ceramics to metal refining/smithing and beyond.
    The driving force behind this is a long held belief that the current system is unstable and heading for a crisis. Only those who are truly able to survive and prosper without requiring outside skills, tools, or assistance will be able to weather the coming storm.
    Don't dismiss this as the confused ranting of a right-wing paramilitary with medieval leanings - change is as inevitable as the tides, and about as powerful.
    Q.

    --
    Insert Signature Here
  183. Re:It's about choice... by a_p_irwin · · Score: 1

    ...when you do something yourself, you choose how you like it. I don't need XXXX or VB (or Budwiser) to tell me what good beer is. Brewing my own beer does not stop me from drinking or enjoying a commercial beer. It simply gives me a choice. And if I don't like a batch of my own beer, I can try to improve it.

    Open source software is the same. It give us a choice, I do not need to use Windows or MacOS, but I can still choose to if I want. I don't even need to use Linus' or AC's kernel, I can make my own changes to the source.

    The real benifit is this, what if all the beer companies (or whatever product it is) amalgamated and there were only a few types of beer. What if Apple died and there was only one commercial desktop OS. If there were no hackers making there own beer, writing there own software what choice would there be?

    --
    -- Cut and paste is not code re-use!
  184. Chain what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Then they invented the radio, tv, cable and sattelite. And televangelism took on from there. Hardly changing the wording at all. "Right here ! Right Now !". Poor Crowley.

  185. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Correct. I'm not a brewmaster, by any stretch of the imagination, but I've talked to enough beer makers to get the idea that Budweiser is the prime example of the "American" style of beer.

    You can love it or despise it, but it's a valid *type* of beer, just as a "pale ale" or a "lager" is. Like you said, Bud is technically perfect. It's just often derided because many folks feel the American style of brew sucks, as a whole.

    As for the traditional skills being a "waste of time" because they're outdated - I think that's one way to look at it, but it's a rather shallow, tunnel-visioned way. I'm not really motivated to make my own butter or soap, but I have made butter before once, and it gives me a little more insight into how far things have come over the years. It also gives a better appreciation and respect for the little innovations that make mass-production possible today.

  186. Building Tube Amps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have built a couple of tube amps and preamps. The take time and the tube as still available from russia sources and the U.S.A.

    Most people wonder why make an amp. There the tons of shit in Future Shop to buy.

    well, if anyone has heard tube sound. They would never buy another solid state amp.

    Solid state is a more efficent power wise. For stereo sound. Tubes amps beat solid state hands down.

    Also, tube amps are very easy assembled. With a couple of resister and some caps. Also, an output transformer. I can have something playing sound.

  187. Sure ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is :
    "A smell of boiled cabbage permeates everything."

    So, there you are ! :)

  188. Let's see... by dlakelan · · Score: 1

    Check em off:

    Homebrewing
    Gardening (vegetable/food)
    Pottery/Ceramics
    Painting (art and walls)
    Reloading (cartridge ammunition)
    Woodworking (as storage space allows)
    Cooking (most days)
    Metalsmithing (lathe, welding, etc)
    Breadmaking (several times a month)
    Photography and developing/printing (too expensive at the moment)
    Cloth dyeing (well, more my mom and sister than me)

    I usually pick these up when the timing is convenient, learn enough to be competent, then move on to the next thing, but eventually come back around in a circle later to learn more about the subject when it's relevant again.

    Ultimately my goal is to have a smallish farm in a semi-rural area near a university town, build my own house, and include lots of greenhouse, storage, and workshop space.

    Oh yes, and cogenerate my electricity and heating with net metering or mutex switched grid/local electric. Not to mention passive solar heating, cool reflective roofing, and a combination of thermal mass and evaporative cooling.

    if you start acting like an economist and figuring out "economic profits" it turns out that there are none. But that's true in any market economy, you can't make anything more than anyone else does doing similar things.

    We do it because we like it. We like it because that's the kind of people we are. We're drawn to quality and efficiency. See Paul Graham's article on hackers and painters. To quote:

    "What hackers and painters have in common is that they're both makers. Along with composers, architects, and writers, what hackers and painters are trying to do is make good things."

    --
    ((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (x x))) http://www.endpointcomputing.com a scientific approach to custom computing.
  189. I'd rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have someone play with my penis.

  190. Hacking as a way of life by CadmannWeyland · · Score: 1

    I just finished reading Neal Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon". Great read. One of the things he expressed about hackers is that they often have alot of unusual hobbies. Many of the replies in this discussion bear this out.

    Hacker's also tend to gravitate to studying all sorts of stuff. A few years ago for me this was astronomy. Or emergency preparedness. Or Converting cassette tapes of family vocal histories to digital format. Or, after "Cryptonomicon", crypto's got my attention for a while.

    Cadmann

  191. Hacking Analog? by delmoi · · Score: 1

    Well, it depends on what you mean by hacking. Breaking into secure systems? No. Writing a program? No. Simply exploring an existing program/OS/whatever? Maybe, but I don't know if I would really call that hacking.

    --

    ReadThe ReflectionEngine, a cyberpunk style n
  192. A broader phenomenon than you might think... by WillWare · · Score: 2, Interesting
    there are so many skills 'lost' in the modern 'american' lifestyle... Is this common in geekdom?

    Years ago I did a yoga retreat, and learned enough of the history to discover that some millenia ago, yoga and meditation were the hot happening things that occupied the brainiest people then living, the then-equivalent of today's startups and stock options and IPOs. Interesting.

    This essay describes a historical cycle that takes place in Thailand, repeating every century or two. Somebody goes out into the forest and meditates like crazy, rediscovers the Buddha's original findings, and starts a monastic forest tradition. Then the local authorities re-domesticate Buddhism, harnessing it for nationalistic and social purposes. After a few generations the forest tradition burns out, leaving behind a state-endorsed religion that discards the investigative orientation on which the forest tradition thrived. A century or so later, somebody else starts the whole thing up again.

    --
    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
  193. Y2038 by Vexar · · Score: 1

    I am *definitely* sure the world will end then. I mean, All those Unix servers, Amigas, some of the Macs, if people didn't fix it at Y2K, who is going to remember in such an odd year as 2038? If nothing else, it will bring NASA to a grinding halt, as I recall they do their launch control on Amigas still (someone fron NASA verify this?) For all you peace-lovers, don't forget, Armageddon after 7 years of world peace, and then all Heaven and all Hell's gonna break loose!

    1. Re:Y2038 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was hard enough explaining y2k to people. imagine the media trying to cover 2038. of course, by then everything will be open source and we can just redefine time_t and recompile. problem solved.

    2. Re:Y2038 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Armageddon after 7 years of world peace

      Excellent! We can be sure the world lives forever, as long as the Palestinians & Isrealis live in the same area!

      That is interesting to know, tho. From where is that derived?

    3. Re:Y2038 by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Most of these views are based out of old book written by a prisoner about 1950 years ago, on some island in the Mediterranean Sea. Well, actually, technically, two books. The other was written by a bureaucrat/sorceror in ancient Babylon, during the reign of King Darius. Both were and still are widely regarded as prophets and seers of the future and of another world/plane of existence. Both books have consistent prophecies, and the first prophet correctly predicted the fall of Babylon. All I'm saying is, if it's all quiet on the West Bank, well, it might be a good time to stock up on canned goods. Saddam Hussein wants to rebuild Babylon, and hey, that's another sign! Since he's not dead, he has done better than Alexander the Great (who died quite young) and various other leaders from the Babylon/Baghdad area who tried to rebuild Babylon but were killed. Of course, Alexander the Great was no coward. So, the US, France and the rest of the people who have tried have about 35 years to get this Israel-Palestine thing patched up. If you'd like to read the prophecies, they are at: The Book of Daniel
      and The Revelation As with most things of this sort, it's pretty wacky stuff, and some of it may be in poem form. It isn't vague like Nostradamus, it's just not very simplistic. Nostradamus I think is credited with saying that two Popes after the really old man from Poland, well, that's supposed to be the last.

  194. Don't dis the RH by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Born 7 July 1907 - Died May 8, 1988

    http://www.nitrosyncretic.com/rah/rahbio.html

    It says in his bio that he was a naval officer, an astronomer as well as a writer.

    I'd say he survived pretty well.

    I mean, it's not like he'd died of tripping over a log and hitting his head on a rake at the age of 23.

  195. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by abmurray · · Score: 1

    You can love it or despise it, but it's a valid *type* of beer, just as a "pale ale" or a "lager" is.

    Not to nitpick, but the two examples you listed don't quite match. Pale Ale is a reasonably specific type of beer, while "lager" indicates a very wide range of beers.

    Not to nitpick further, but Bud is a lager. I think the "American" style of beer you refer to is the 'classic' American Pilsner. Which is a lager.
    =]

    --
    a.b. murray

  196. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'll play! Anyone know what the heck keeps eating my just-emerged beets down to the roots? It ignores baby corn, potatoes, peas, turnips, onions, and carrots, and is getting thru chicken wire. Haven't found any droppings so nothing to ID the beast. Doesn't seem to be carrion beetles or birds, but I suspect it's the same critter that's eating the Calif.poppy seedpods just before they ripen, and leaving the husks in piles, so likely some small rodent (no gophers or mice in that area right now, tho). Grrrr...

    I've got 10 acres and a 70gpm well, so garden space is limited mainly by how much ground I care to turn and mulch (local version of SoCal high-desert soil is effectively nitrogen-free sand, so you gotta provide it yourself) and how much rabbit fence I feel like stringing (I swear the Starving Attack Rabbits only eat stuff humans planted; makes me wonder how they lived before humans planted stuff!) Still, the fact that it gets to 118F here in high summer makes compact planting a good idea, to shade the soil and avoid cooking the roots.

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  197. oxymoron... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The previous post is an oxymoron. Everyone knows that a lack of social skills and stimulating conversation do not coincide!

  198. A thought by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Earlier in the comments someone mentioned that they brew beer because they can make it exactly how they want and control ingreedients for the ideal brew, and this is the same reason that they build their own computer. It seems like the common thread in all of these is that we are all big time DIYs. I'd like to pose this question, why are geeks such do it yourselfers? My own initial guesses:

    Are we so arrogant that we are convinced that no one can do anything better than us?
    Did we learn over time not to trust others?
    Do we require the stimulation of understanding the process more than the final result?
    Any other ideas or comments?

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  199. "Unless" civilization collapses? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I won't need to know how to make soap, or sew, unless civilization collapses. And since there's as much chance of that

    With World War IV[1] starting in the Middle East, how much probability is there of at least some nation collapsing? I'd say close to 1. "Unless" is "until," my friend.

    as there is in god existing

    Define god as whatever entity created the universe. Therefore, I've just defined god into existence for a given definition of god.

    [1] According to some historians, WWIII was the so-called Cold War, which went hot several times: the police action in Korea, the conflict in Vietnam, and the missile crisis in Cuba.

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    1. Re:"Unless" civilization collapses? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      I just hope human civilization doesn't collapse before A) we've secured a self-sustaining presence in space, and B) the multi-disciplinary science of the small has given birth to the general purpose molecular assembler.

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  200. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by seanmckay · · Score: 1

    Well... You can get into incredibly fine divisions when splitting beer into styles, to the point of one-to-one style-to-individual-beer. Having said that, you're pretty much correct. Kind of. Pale ale _is_ a style, but it's also an overarching category. Lager is just an overarching category. Pale ale can be divided into pale, India Pale Ale, bitter...it goes on and on. Bud is the prime example of American Pilsner, aka "American light lager". Great American Beer Fest style guide is a list of just how nitpicky brewers can get. My entry this year fits in #61, Imperial Stout.

  201. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by 23skiddoo · · Score: 1
    ...and a CAP usually means DMS. I never was a fan of creamed corn, myself... Budweiser and its ilk may be technically prefect, and that takes a lot of skill, but I think there was a lot of marketing and competition-purchasing behind the success of the Classic American Pilsner as it stands today. Malt is time-consuming and expensive to produce, so if you can derive your sugars from cheaper grains like rice and corn, then the profit value rises--especially if you can convince everyone to drink it. Oh yeah, and why bother with hops? Just wave a handful over the kettle a few times. =D


    Of course, that's not to say there isn't a place for such a thirst-quenching style of beer. After working hard in the yard on a hot Summer's day, a Schaeffer's or Grain Belt go down pretty damn good!

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  202. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by seanmckay · · Score: 1

    Well, for real DMS go for Rolling Rock. DMS=dimethyl sulfide, for those who don't know. As mentioned, creamed corn/cooked veggies flavor. Budweiser _does_ contain more malt than rice; otherwise they couldn't sell it as beer. If you want me to go into six-row malt vs two-row malt I will, but it's long and tedious to explain, and I usually need hand gestures to do it. My idea of lawnmower beer is an IPA, but hey...everyone has their favorite.

  203. BTW, By Design, Chemistry = Lost Art by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

    Quests for lost and restricted knowledge are common enough. You see, the geeky type wants to know, and by knowing, tends to do. But he tends to run into the walls of censorship (for whatever reason) and lassitude that are erected around knowledge in time. Every tool is a weapon; and lately, if you can't make a buck off of it, it tends to rot away in some forgotten corner.

    For myself, I have several copies of the Foxfire books, and I'm always looking out for old chemical recipes (from the good old days when real chemicals could be purchased, particularly stong acids, bases and metallic compounds). There isn't an old bookstore in a certain radius from my home whose chemistry books I haven't raided. The times of real scarcity are coming and I had better be well prepared to fix and manufacture on my own, so even very basic knowledge ("how do you make sulfuric acid?") is compelling to me.

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  204. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by 23skiddoo · · Score: 1
    mmm... Rogue I2PA...


    It sounds like you're still brewing professionally. Whereabouts?

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  205. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by seanmckay · · Score: 1

    Sacramento, CA Hoppy Brewing Company Much better brewery than Pyramid, much smaller, much more fun to work for.

  206. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by 23skiddoo · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is, I live in Des Moines, Iowa and Pyramid was only recently made available here. I've had it a few times while travelling, but not much, so I bought a six of the pale ale tonight. Having one now, in fact, and its not too bad, if a little oxidized. Do you know how to figure the fill date based on the "Enjoy By" date or the code (tank and julian date?) beneath it?

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  207. Beer, for Pete's Sake by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    Speaking of beer and geekery, I think that the book Beer, for Pete's Sake by Pete Slosberg epitomizes the hacker spirit. Slosberg, the Pete behind Pete's Wicked Ale, talks about his life, the history of beer, and the story behind the formation of Pete's Brewing Company, and how they intertwine and overlap. It's largely thanks to Pete, you know, that you can find microbrewed beers in every liquor and grocery store across the country. His Wicked Ale was the first to become more than a regional curiosity, paving the way for all the others that followed.

    I think there's just something about a rags to riches, in your spare time, having fun with it kind of success story that epitomizes the hacker ethic. The fact that it's kind of an esoteric field doesn't hurt, but I don't know that it's strictly necessary.

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  208. Let's just define hack. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    dictionary.com can help us do this as it searches foldoc and the jargon file. Actually we really want to look at the definition for hacker to get the whole picture;

    (Originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe) 1. A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary.
    2. One who programs enthusiastically (even obsessively) or who enjoys programming rather than just theorizing about programming.

    See also hack value. Effort expended toward a seemingly useless goal.

    I personally would define a hack as something which leads to a deeper understanding of a system, allowing you to make the system do something it was not designed to do, or to accomplish something it was designed to do in a way that was not intended by the creators. Improving any system (including, say, physics models via research) is hacking because you are extending it; The hack value increases as it becomes more difficult and/or unusual.

    So making soap, that's not hacking. That's following instructions. Making soap better - either improving on antiquated processes in such a way that you can make better soap with old technology based on science which was developed sinc ethe invention of soap - well, that's hacking. Making antibacterial soap (I know, I know, all soap is antibacterial) with ingredients readily available in medieval times would also qualify.

    Also, using new technology to make better versions of old things quite reasonably qualifies. For instance, using computer computation to do stress modeling to determine the best shape to make a breastplate shed blows would be hacking, even if you make the end product with completely traditional means and don't improve on the process at all. But then again, how can an intelligent person fail to improve on any process unless they're just doing a job the way they're told to do it?

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  209. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by seanmckay · · Score: 1

    'Fraid not...I never was in the packaging side. I do know that the oxygen content is pretty high (old, tired bottling line) and some of the off flavor may come from the iso-hop extract they use to bring the bitterness up to spec. Another reason I don't drink the stuff.

  210. Lost art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You probably should get this book for practicing lost art:

    How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

  211. Pickling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd be surprised how rewarding pickling can be. First of all, you just can't get a good spicy habanero-dill pickle anywhere.

    Secondly, the potential for sauce making is great...

    Home made Jerky is also a real money saver, but it takes a few tries to get it right.

  212. diy = man by djupedal · · Score: 1
    How about:
    • I couldn't afford my first Mac Plus and no one would give me one so I traded for parts and built my own.
    • I couldn't find a (insert here, such as 'car' 'computer' 'fishing pole' 'handgun' etc.) that had the fit/finish/features I wanted, so I built my own.
    'Hacking' as defined in this context is simply a recently redefined word to describe anyone not satisfied with the lay of their cave, and acting to carve out one they feel more comfortable with. Geeks have no corner on this market.

    The list is endless, and ranges from homes to hammers....pants to pantrys....canoes to castles...shoes to saucepans and calipers to coat hangers.
  213. make soap; make clean; by xixax · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> ..things like make soap...

    > That's not the first skill I'd associate with the > SCA.

    That's because you have to issue make clean as well:

    localhost$ make soap; make clean;

    Xix.

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  214. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by 23skiddoo · · Score: 1

    hop extract?!? Yikes! I think I'll steer clear of it on ethical grounds alone!

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  215. Nancy, is that you? by boatboy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the reason geeks seek to learn lost arts is because they are aware of the coming Pole Shift. Is it May yet?

  216. Look up the foxfire books. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Seriously, these are the single best reference to how to EVERYTHING needed for simple country living ive ever come across. One of the volumes covers bearhunting, starting with iron ore, smelting steel, to rifle making, to traking, to how to cook the bear.
    Fantastic. They also have every other damn thing you can think of.

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  217. In a perverse way by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    I find that I'm drawn to a lot of technical hobbies, and almost all of them are archaic or obsolete in some way -- wood engraving, traditional lead typesetting, handmade cameras and 19th century photographic processes, plant breeding and grafting -- and its so consistent that I suspect it's a sort of subconscious Luddism reacting to the modern tech I stare at for 10 hours a day or more. That they are all complex and technical is, I think, a sign that both my career and my hobbies stem from the same basic personality trait, not that the hobbies are in some way an outgrowth or extension of my career.

    I've found this is a pretty common thread among my fellow techies, generally growing in strength, complexity, and expense with age. I think it stems from the love-hate relationship a lot of us have with our machines.

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  218. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I don't think I emphasized this enough... this is the first year since I was a kid that I've planted anything. Intensive agriculture? I think I'll be lucky if I get enough stuff so I can give surplus to 3 or 4 neighbors. If that works out, then maybe I'll get fancy next year.

    The plot is small enough to weed in minutes with tools, and then about half an hour for the stuff that's too close to the plants for tools. They say corn makes enough shade to kill most weeds. I was thinking of planting marigolds around the tomatoes because they say it's a natural insect repelant.

    Anyhow, the corn is in rows, with a few gaps now because 3 plants got knocked over by critters or possibly from the fierce winds. I had to bank extra dirt around them because here on the east coast we've had wind and rain that blew hard on the plants and washed away some of the soil. Now that they are about a foot high, they seem to have developed enough of a root system so this is no longer a danger, but I had to use some of my back-up plants a few weeks ago (I sprouted them in doors during the frost danger period). There are about 3 or 4 backups planted in far-flung corners of the yard, which I will probably just leave now. They will look interesting next to the azaleas; although I've also been told that isolated corn is less likely to have ears because it might not pollinate. There are also backup pumpkins growing in a less optimal spot... I did give two pumpkin seedlings to a neighbor. It will be interesting to see how they do.

    Anyhow, although I don't know how this is all going to come out, I highly recommed sprouting indoors as opposed to just planting and praying. If I had done that, I think I'd have had to use twice the seed, because I think squirrels were digging for the little kernels that were still left at the bottom of the sprout. Next year I'll keep them indoors even longer.

    Strangely enough, no critters have bothered the pumpkins or the tomatoes yet. I think they're smart enough to wait for those. I've been joking that this is a really labor intensive way to feed the squirrels and the birds.

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  219. Re: on Budweiser and more.... by seanmckay · · Score: 1

    Yep. We added it by the flaskful at filtration. That's not one of the scary stories, btw. Ask me about the Orange Soda Breathing Incident, or the Dangling Pink Cheese Incident, or the Wading-Through-Caustic-Hop-Sludge Incident, or even the Great Blackout of 2000... Hoppy is much better. The beer's better, the food's better, it's cleaner, they let me work in my Utilikilt. All good things.

  220. It is about competence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not the knowledge, it is not curiousity, it is not the desire to know how things work. Those things plus the experience create the competence we crave. That is where our value is. We look down on those who have only knowledge (read only certified), as well as those who are merely curious (script-kiddies). Those who truely earn our respect ar those who are competent, and this is what we strive for in the 'lost arts' and husbandry. Did you know it was called that?

  221. FOXFIRE! by gcondon · · Score: 4, Informative

    I hope I'm not too late in this thread but I am surprised that nobody has mentioned the Foxfire books (at least I haven't seen anything modded up yet).

    The Foxfire Fund was established to preserve the vanishing folkways of Appalachia and, let me tell you, those people knew how to provide for themselves.

    There is an extensive series of books covering such diverse utilitarian topics as wood lore, blacksmithing, instrument making, weaving and so on.

    Check it out at The Foxfire Fund.

    1. Re:FOXFIRE! by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      I liked the first book. It showed you how to make a moonshine sthil and do it right.

      Of less importance, some of the medical remedies were far out. For instance using a tea made from sheep manure to cure the measels and using a spider web to stop bleeding from a cut were some of the things mentioned.

      I'm not making this up. The first book is the best one. Very cool.

  222. Foxfire Books.... by torndorff · · Score: 1

    Yes, the Foxfire books (and the original magazines) talk about moonshine among many things. This past year I entered college as a freshman and I started studying Appalachian trades, folklore/art, tradition, etc.

    For Christmas my parents gave me their Foxfire book that they've had for 20 years (and never read). I'm reading it now. I'm in the Watauga College Interdisciplinary Studies program at Appalachian State.

    God save the liberals (no one else will).

    1. Re:Foxfire Books.... by TillmanJ · · Score: 1

      Is East Hall still full of stinking hippies, or has it gotten warm enough yet this year for them all to be camping out on the ROTC trails?

      Is 'Chief' Josh Watauga still peddling his schizophrenic stories on King St?

      Most importantly, is the Bagelry still there? I sure could go for an overstuffed bagelicious right about now...

  223. only slightly off-topic. by toothfish · · Score: 1

    the $5.99 you pay for boneless, skin-off breast accounts for the bones and skin that you throw away when you cut up the chicken yourself-- in other words, you're not saving any money if all you want to wind up with is boneless off breast. butchers rip people off, sure, but this is one instance of the price more or less working out to be what it would be otherwise if you just bought it like that.

    of course, the best thing to do is to cut up the chicken and use the whole thing (make chicken stock, eat the gibs and feet, compost the rest) instead of only eating boneless off breast to begin with, but that's a different argument.

    1. Re:only slightly off-topic. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Plus, you can make an awesome soup from the parts of the chicken you don't use anywhere else.

  224. Re: Knives and RCMP's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well you are talking about Canadian police. The fact that 73 out of 85 missed the knife surprises you?

  225. The previous GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Because musicians today do it for money and only for money.

    They did it for money back then, but they were hackers. None of the three musicians you mentioned created music completely without using code from previous musicians. Sure, they added, but that was all part of the GPL back then. That was why they were good. They built upon the wheel.

    Musicians today have bad music because they are the script kiddies of the music world. They have no knowledge of how music really works, but they know what scripts sell. They do not study and cannot figure out how the music really works.

  226. Constructivist learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tie this to constructivist learning theory. Constructivist learners like to know how everything works from the ground up; they don't like to take things for granted. Other kinds of learners don't mind accepting or memorizing certain things, as long as it gets the job done.

  227. duhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i kind of like leaving things to specialists who handle all of lifes 'lost arts' for me, enjoying the time i save to lay around and watch tv.

  228. Re:Hacking is for COMPUTERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The meaning of "hacking" as tinkering precedes by far the meaning of breaking into a computer; the latter evolved from the former, and the former is still in common use among hackers.

  229. The question is... by blisspix · · Score: 1

    ...why did we ever stop doing those things?

    It's practical to have lots of skills. In the past, you used them all the time. Now, we're lazy and get other people to do everything for us, even hemming pants fercrissakes. It's not hard!

    I love making my own clothes. I like to plant vegetables out on my balcony, with the pots sitting on a planter that my husband made. I like learning new things. One day, I want to learn how to make shoes.

    My husband desperately wants to learn bookbinding. We have a lot of antiquarian books that need some work. Unfortunately, it's a trade only practiced by archivists these days.

    This isn't unique to hackers or whatever, it's just that we recognise that some skills are still useful and practical to have.

  230. Most important crafts of all by kanku · · Score: 1

    Last weekend i was sitting at the kitchentable with two friends and while having lots of beer we agreed on the fact that we, in order to prove we will not be lost without technology, have to be able to : make fire.
    I mean, you can't do much of the proposed crafts when you can't even create your own fire, can you ?
    And we don't mean getting a piece of newspaper and light it with a lighter off course, We mean the real deal : using a bow and arrow type of thing to turn it around on a piece of wood to make it hot.
    How about that ?
    I think that that would be the one to start with.
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  231. Agree by lbonser · · Score: 1

    I agree. Yes, I think this is an analogue to "hacking", but taken in another direction.

  232. organic gardening by sparkes · · Score: 1

    I grow alot of my own food organically. This has got to be the ultimate reality hack getting stuff to eat from playing with dirt.

    the ways used to combat pests (slugs are a problem in our damp climate) and the deludge of water in the winter and total lack of water in the summer are pretty cool hacks that are age old.

    I have an automatic watering system that stores rain water and during dry spells automaticall waters. The windows on my greenhouse open automatically when it gets hot. And compost, compost is the best age old hack we wouldn't be here without composting ;-)

    We also make the majority of our own bread and have recently stopped making wine and beer due to changing drinking habits as I past 30.

    Green hacking is the way to go. Just look at all the ways people are getting wired off the grid. my personal fav resource is the centre for alternative technology and home power.

    You can teach anyone to play with computers but getting them to play with computers, garden, bake and brew is a the sign of a real hacker ;-)

    sparkes

  233. Re:Hacking is for COMPUTERS by aphexddb · · Score: 1

    hey genius, do a little research before you start making assertions about computers and "hacking".

    trollerific!

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  234. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slugs? They go for anything with the softer leaves, eg Beets, Broccoli, Endives, and most seedlings.

    Or it could just be mice, but then they'd eat the corn too...

  235. Re:The Amish and electricity by cordelya · · Score: 1

    According to one of the tour guides at a farm in Lancaster, PA, the Amish do not use electricity because they feel they would be directly and constantly connected to the outside world (by power lines). They use pneumatics to run various mechanical things. While I was visiting there, I even saw a heavy-duty kitchen mixer that runs on compressed air.

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  236. It's all about the Creation Baby by OugadasBob · · Score: 1

    I want to make something. I'm tired of buying the same cheap plastic / particle board / rubber crap. I'm tired of replacing the same basic furnishings in my life every two years. I'm tired of being a consumer. I want to be a creator. I want to make things by hand so that they will have meaning to me. I want to feel alive, and be a consumer in every aspect of life is not the way. I love being an avid woodworker / carpenter and I'm starting a blacksmith apprenticeship next week.

  237. Makers versus Consumers by Brown+Line · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The answer is yes, in my experience hackers tend to be the sort of people who do things like brew beer or garden or make their own furniture or play their own music.

    Why? Because hackers see themselves as artisans, not consumers.

    Artisanship is, in my experience, a strong influence in the makeup of many hackers. The best ones remind me of my father, who was a master calligrapher: in their love of making beautiful things, and in the scrupulousness with which they treat their "mystery". I dare say that hacking is the last bastion of artisanship left in our consumption-oriented McSociety.

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  238. dear choir, do we like to sing? by jorgeluisborges · · Score: 1

    I find these topics so tiresome, as they are so frequent. You know, prompts along the line of Ask Slashdot: "Are geeks actually better human beings because of X," where X= interest in sci-fi, passion for metallurgy or nuclear weapons.

    Cue 500 plus responses of:

    'Why, YES we ARE! Our high-speed neuronal firing...' and 'The ability to code is obviously the hallmark of superior sensitivity...'

    In actuality, I'm sure that you'd find that janitors and policemen have a wide variety of interests, as well.

    Technoelitism is vaguely disgusting. We know a thing or two about computers. Some of Slashdot's membership knows A LOT about computers. Hooray- but that doesn't mean that everyone with technical understanding is a member of Homo Superior.

    -jlb
  239. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by cordelya · · Score: 1

    "As a Sea Scout, I can't believe anyone doesn't know how to tie basic knots. On the other hand, I couldn't get anyone in my ship to teach me more advanced knots (still trying to figure out the Turk's Head.)" That's exactly why I own a copy of The Ashley Book of Knots. But then, I'm in the Coast Guard, which tends to make my owning this book seem a little less odd.

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  240. Re:Gah! by cordelya · · Score: 1
    Let me try that one again... with line breaks this time. Apologies from a newbie ;)

    "As a Sea Scout, I can't believe anyone doesn't know how to tie basic knots. On the other hand, I couldn't get anyone in my ship to teach me more advanced knots (still trying to figure out the Turk's Head.)"

    That's exactly why I own a copy of The Ashley Book of Knots. But then, I'm in the Coast Guard, which tends to make my owning this book seem a little less odd.

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  241. Everyday magic. by ojQj · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There's a certain truth in what you say.

    I see some people making disparaging comments about cities, but I don't think we need to succomb to that excuse. Even the smallest bits of nature bring their own magic with them, and there's plenty of room for just a little something here and there.

    I live in the city and have a little balcony garden. When I get home from work in the evening, I carefully water the plants that need it, remove the aphids from my chives by hand, fertilize the poppys, check if any of my strawberries are ripe, remove dead and sick leaves from other plants, make sure neither my mint nor my oregano is getting the upper hand in its fight for space, etc... This all sounds very mundane, but somehow while I'm doing it all, the world seems much more beautiful then it did the rest of the day.

    Then I go and use my home-grown thyme, oregano, cilantro, etc, to make a beautiful meal, better than you could get in any restaurant. I eat it while watching the bees come and go from my columbine and bleeding hearts. And that's an important portion of the joy in my life.

  242. and then preserve the food by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    Maybe my age is showing or my quantity of country rellies but my family used to butcher our own meat, Dad kept chooks and he eventually got to make jam, beer, pickled olives (not necessarily in that order) and I never ate better than when I went camping with him - no tins or dehydrated food involved. If you can grow tomatos then you must have a go at peaches or apricots or both. The home grown ones are from a completely different taste experience to the shop bought canned or otherwise. I like to make jam, pickled olives, cake, biscuits (amazing what you can get a tech to do for homemade choc chip cookies). I also like carpentry, gardening including growing things. I currently have wild silverbeet, parsley and lettuce in the garden. I've also made soap and candles. I've made rope. I also like sailing, you know, wind driven boats. But my really geeky friends like flying. Gliders or aeroplanes or helicopters. Most of them are not into any kind of food related expression other than consumption of pizza.

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    1. Re:and then preserve the food by BlankTim · · Score: 1

      Chooks!

      I know that one!

      Chickens!

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  243. Chill out by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

    Listen, just because you value your proletarian point of view doesn't mean elitism is wrong. You would be a much better man than I if you haven't found some group to look up to or to aspire to. You sound a bit like you're saying 'I am way more humble than you are'.

    I reckon that this post is more interesting when we try to find out what kind of hobbies attract geeks. It goes even deeper -- asking 'what makes someone a hacker?'. Has been asked many times before, but it does go to understanding our collective psychology. But I suppose you don't believe in that either.

    Just reading some of the posts, though, there seems to be a remarkable correlation between all these people. Probably coincidence. Nothing to do with the kind of person who reads Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Chill out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what makes someone a hacker?

      They hack.

      Anything beyond that isn't a requirement, and therefore I don't find further speculation interesting in the slightest. Otherwise I might find myself saying things like "I'm sorry your skillz are really 1337, but you don't make your own soap so you're no geek."

      I'm sure this all seems really deep to you. What I want to know is when "bullshit" is going to be listed in the thesaurus as a synonym for "deep." That seems to be how everyone uses it nowadays. It "goes deeper" indeed. I'd say about knee-high at least.

      As far as being more humble than thou art, personally I'm not humble at all. I take full credit for the things of substance I achieve by my own efforts. Communicating with people who share the same tastes as me, to exchange compliments about what great taste we all have lacks such substance. Not engaging in such an activity isn't humble: it is simply not taking credit where credit isn't due.

      That doesn't mean you shouldn't feel free to bask in the vapor if you are so inclined.

  244. Re:What next? by cordelya · · Score: 1
    Well...

    There's a multitude of needlecrafts, including some that are less popular, like nalebinding. That might be too girly, though. Perhaps you might want to build your own canoe from strips of cedar. (Don't laugh - I know some folks who do this) Or how about leather crafting? I hear there's a big market[*] for whips and cat'o'nines and leather clothing, oh my!

    [*]This is not to suggest that any of the hobby pursuits I suggested should be used as a source of income, just that some hobby pursuits can be a source of income. Some of mine are. (My [incomplete/in-progress] list is located here.

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  245. Survivalist Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Survivalist Geeks by Zapper · · Score: 1

      slashdot.org the one stop shop!

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  246. Re:Sewing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? Sewing is awsome, and if you can't mend you're own fucking pocket you're a retard. No, I don't care if you can mend a pocket. You're just a fucking retard.

  247. No, it's just you. by Big+Nothing · · Score: 0, Troll

    *freak*

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  248. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by ottawanker · · Score: 1

    I just saw a cure for this type of thing on TV yesterday (it wasn't for beets, but for something else like spinach?, but should be the same). The secret is to just take toilet paper rolls and put them around the stem so that they are about an inch under the ground, and a couple inches up. You have to be sure that you have enough at the top to protect from whatever the pest is, but also have to leave it low enough not to affect the sun light. Hope you eat the greens on your beets, thems the best part!

  249. Jack of all trades, MASTER of none (OT) by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Jack and Master refer to places in society under a feudal system. 'Jack of all trades, master of none', says that you will never get far in life if you spread your skills about.

    Jack.
    a : MAN -- usually used as an intensive in such phrases as every man jack b often capitalized : SAILOR c (1) : SERVANT, LABORER (2) : LUMBERJACK

    Master
    1 a (1) : a male teacher (2) : a person holding an academic degree higher than a bachelor's but lower than a doctor's often capitalized : a revered religious leader c : a worker or artisan qualified to teach apprentices d (1) : an artist, performer, or player of consummate skill (2) : a great figure of the past (as in science or art) whose work serves as a model or ideal.

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    1. Re:Jack of all trades, MASTER of none (OT) by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      I'll take "Kiyo Bimbo" thank you very much :)

      -uso.
      (cf. Sailor Moon S ep 108, "Usagi no dansu wa warutsu ni notte")

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  250. It's our dark side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What phrase is more often preached by programmers and less often practised than "Do not Re-Invent the Wheel"?

  251. A few good books... by ChefPsyconaut · · Score: 1

    Might want to check these out: The Country Living Encyclopaedia, Emery The Ten Books on Architecture, Vitruvius In the company of stone, Snow

  252. Open Source Beer! by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Never thought of home brewing like that, but it's quite obviously true.

  253. My two cents... by dcs · · Score: 1

    Heh. I happen not to have such books around, but I have always been interested in such subjects. Now that you mention it, I'll probably go and actually buy books on the subject. :-)

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  254. in my case by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    My dad was a radio presenter, on the BBC no less. He was also unafraid of the sight of solder and would usually be mending something or other ..... if it wasn't ours, it'd be someone else's kit that he'd be fixing. One week he brought home a disco console that needed a new power transistor in the amplifier ..... it didn't really take as long to fix as he made out, but he was teaching me how to spin dem choonz ;) And I have many happy memories of stripping down electric motors on the hearth rug.

    In those days, both my parents had Minis, his a 1959 Mark One that he first customised then took back retro, hers a Clubman Estate. And my dad did everything except welding {something I'm going to have to learn}. Even transferred a rear subframe, which - considering how a Mini is built - is easier said than done. Also my mum would make clothes for me and my sister.

    Times changed and the necessity for make-do-and-mend disappeared when people started importing cheap goods from third world countries without our stringent quality control and labour laws, leaving our manufacturing industry unable to compete; but these were the Thatcher years and manufacturing wasn't important anymore, we were now a nation of middlemen.

    Back to the point. Somehow, I feel a compulsion to learn things: to question, to experiment, and to understand for myself why things behave the way they do. Although I use a breadmaker, this is strictly for realistic reasons. I probably would make my dough by hand if I had the time available ..... Same with other mod cons.

    Finding that a bollocking was generally an acceptable price to pay for finding something out, I got lucky and found computers before I got the chance to do any real damage. {Although there is a certain motor traction company that isn't keen on my experiment to find out whether or not it was possible to print my own tickets at considerably less cost than buying them from the bus driver - it was - and it was only my disastrous record with glassare in chemistry lessons at school that made me question the viability of synthesising certain chemicals in my kitchen. Specifically, trinitroalphamethylphenylethylamine. Anyone who's successfully made TNA, or has proof that it's impossible, please let me know!}

    I guess it's morbid curiosity: the same thing that makes people stare at road accidents, poke a dead body with a stick, or go into dark cupboards in creaky old houses with only a flashlight .....

    I still make-do-and-mend, and I can't walk past a rubbish skip without having a good look inside. My mobile phone is 3 years old, it still sends and receives text messages and I can still answer it when it rings.

    Final thoughts: I was talking to someone about making soap using fire ash {good source of metal oxides, i.e. alkali} and cooking fat {glyceryl triesters of C12-C18 carboxylic acids}. He said, "Do you really think that making your own soap at home is going to bring down the government?" I looked him squarely in the face, and responded: "No, but at least when the government does come down, I'll know how to make my own soap."

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  255. Re:It's about choice... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    >> The real benifit is this, what if all the beer companies (or whatever product it is) amalgamated and there were only a few types of beer. What if Apple died and there was only one commercial desktop OS. If there were no hackers making there own beer, writing there own software what choice would there be?

    Let's see:

    All systems would be running Windows 95, and there would be so many bugs and security issues that today's 2K or XP would seem bulletproof by comparison. It has taken innvovations from rival OSes such as MacOS, OS/2 and Linux to prod M$ into offering anything like them at all.

    The beer would be flavourless crap. Until the resurgence of microbrews, most, if not all, commercial brews in North America at least was just variations on a theme. Everything Molson's brews up here tastes like Canadian and everything Labatt's is like Blue. It took the likes of Upper Canada and Sleeman to get them to even think about offering something similar to a craft brew, and even then it's just a cheap knock-off...Rickard's Red is just Canadian with caramel colouring added. When they have bought up small craft breweries, notably Brick and Algonquin, the first thing they do is to cut as many corners as they can, and completely obliterate what those craft breweries were about. Algonquin Honey Brown predated the Sleeman version by a good couple of years, and it was really great stuff! Ditto their Country Ale. AHB is shit now, and Country Ale no longer exists. I'll stick with Sleeman!

    As for other industries, consider how shitty American cars were before the European cars really started arriving in the 60s and the Japanese invasion of the 70s and 80s. Both these events forced Detroit to seriously think about how they did business. I doubt GM would offer a single car with a rear window defrost or wiper, much less a real innovation like all-wheel drive if it weren't for the now ever-present threat of loss of market share from the imports. Look how long it took them just to adapt to the so-called Energy Crises of the 70's! We would all be chugging along in two ton turds that got 12 mpg!

  256. Re:It's about choice... by znaps · · Score: 1

    does that mean we can't say 'Free as in beer' anymore?

  257. Its not bullshit by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

    Unless you think that phsychology is bullshit. I don't ascribe to all the theories about my mother being the root of all evel (greatly adlibbed), but I find the inner workings of the human mind at least as interesting as the inner workings of my PC/OS/Car/Palm/etc etc etc, and I think most people reading this have at least tried to imagine what makes us 'tick'.

    The problem is, of course that we can't take the human mind apart. There is no source code and there are no original plans. It is the ultimate prorietary product. So we poke and investigate and say 'maybe it works like this' in an attempt to reverse engineer ourselves. If that sounds like bullshit to you, so be it, but I think we should try to learn more about ourselves.

    I agree with you that some of the posts sound like people congratulating themselves on doing stuff no-one else does. I just hope that's what bugs you most, and not the idea of trying to find some common motivators for hacking code and hacking matter.

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  258. off topic - spelling by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

    just because you can't spell corecctelly doesn't mean your stupid, sorry. there are way to many teachers on /. sorry, really.
    it's probablt this girl-in-primary-school that knows nothing but is pretty has nice hair super-make up put besides spelling she can't think of shit. can't you dummies get it? it's a fucking human invention and utterly use-less to spell correccttely. and it narrows your mind. wrong-spelling get's the readers mind working way more. and hey you dumb ass, languages change thru time, okay? now STOP THIS LAME FLAMING bout spelling.thinking of the story: 1 min. checking your spelling 2 hours, well super. you just got time-hacked by your super-silly english teacher, which by the way ARE ALL GAY anyway. /. isn't a school! so go F*#ck youself.

  259. Turn it around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a machinist dabbles in computers, he's a n00b, but if a programmer buys a lathe to tinker with on the weekend, he's some kind of Renaissance Man?

  260. Re:ON TOPIC by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

    "lost arts":

    making "knots" is an example.
    a friend and myself went sailing with a sextanth we got from an antique shop ... that was good fun!

  261. OT: spelling etc. by No-op · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Some people were raised and taught in a system that enforces correct spelling (and grammar, although the US educational system eliminated that in the late 70's/early 80's). After a long childhood of being penalized for incorrect spelling, punctuation, and the like it's not surprising that some people have fixations bordering on anal retentive levels.

    That said, I really don't think it takes too much effort to check your spelling, especially if you are someone who has a problem with it- it helps you to come across more fluidly, as spelling mistakes can be quite jarring to those who can spell correctly.

    Also, people who became English majors in college need to have something to justify their existence, since we know they are all useless otherwise :)

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    1. Re:OT: spelling etc. by skarmor · · Score: 1

      ...it's not surprising that some people have fixations bordering on anal retentive levels.

      This sentence is not techinically correct. Fixations do not have levels.

  262. rabbit problems? get a dog. by No-op · · Score: 1

    I routinely let friends borrow my dog for a few days to take care of their rabbit problems.

    That's the upside of rescuing starving dogs from farms- they are used to providing their own food.

    2 weeks ago he cleared out 14 rabbits in 3 days for a guy down the road. great little mutt.

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    1. Re:rabbit problems? get a dog. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I have a whole kennel here. Rabbits come right in the yard even when I have dogs in the yard. Of course, I breed Labradors, not terriers...

      Side effect of dogs, especially where it's hot, is that everywhere you're watering plants, they'll DIG, to vastly more destruction than rabbits (cuz dogs will also destroy irrigation systems -- even if they don't eat the sprinkler heads, the resulting loose dirt gets sucked back down into the underground lines and then it stops working, and even a power flush doesn't fix the problem. Voice of experience.)

      Can't grow cats here fast enough to feed all the owls and coyotes!!

      I've been encouraging the gopher snakes (which at least scare off the mice), but snakes really don't do much for rodent control -- was reading up on 'em the other day, and turns out an average rattlesnake only eats once or twice a year, so doesn't make the slightest dent.

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  263. Candle making by lazurs · · Score: 1

    Well my skill (other than learning minral spirits will burn very hot) is candle making. pretty cool when you get distracted by the computer and your double bolier system ( a pot within a pot- 1st pot wax inside of 2nd pot- water) gets up to over 300 degrees. (260 is a good pour temp). it becomes vapor and can start a heck of a fire. :)

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  264. I'm there... by trevorlee_nc · · Score: 1

    I've found myself in a similar boat. Lately making things like soaps, all natural oil blends (which are much better than commercial colognes or perfumes(and I get more comments on how good I or my office smell)). Plus doing things like making tie-dye t-shirts, which isn't hard, but it's something non technical that requires a bit of innovation. Such as making my own dye bins, finding for myself the best ammounts of different things to use. Which applies to both tie-dying and the oils/salts. And I've started making hemp jewelry. Pretty hippy'ish, but, it takes my mind of the daily pressures of my job, and I feel again like I've accomplished something. As now adays, in my job anyway, we've gone from engineering new products and services (playing), to a maintenance mode, which really doesn't leave alot of gratification at the end of the day. Another thing I've taken up is gardening, don't have much of one, but I've got some fairly fancy flowers and greenery, and a bunch of fresh herbs. Its nice having something else to do that's not technology related at the end of the day.

  265. America hardly an agricultural society by nano-second · · Score: 1

    There are many parts of the world where people take pride in working their land. The US is hardly the first or foremost of these.

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  266. Lost Arts and Geekdom by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    I think that the so-called "lost arts" hold a certain allure for highly technical people, mostly because it's the antithesis of what we do for a living.

    For example, many of my friends and peers are very attracted to aviation (myself included), despite the fact that 99% of the technology of light aviation is 20-40 years old! Old technology tends to stick in that field because it works, not because it's cool. The only exception to that rule seems to be GPS, which both works and is cool!

    I think we are automatically drawn to things that represent the opposite of what we do for a living; I know a racecar driver personally whose hobby is horticulture (you know, plants and stuff). He tells me that he finds it peaceful, relaxing and an almost zen-like experience especially after barrelling around a track a couple of times faster than my poor beleagured Ford Escort is capable of for a couple of hours.

    This seems especially true of "geekdom" because we have high-tech and stressful careers that do not lend themselves well to wind-down time. Sure, when you're young and in the geekdom you tend to do computers as a hobby as well as a living, but after a certain amount of time (about 5 years in my case), computers as a hobby loses its appeal and you start to find things to do outside of work that may be the polar opposite of your career choice. My hobbies? Aviation, reading (another lost art!!), working on my cars (I think I'm the only person in my subdivision who does that any more)... you get the idea.

    Take my viewpoint for what it's worth... me, I give myself 2c.

  267. Foxfire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Foxfire????? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

  268. Tomatoes? by FFtrDale · · Score: 1
    growing food on your land is somehow quintessentially American... OK, that's less of a geek thing

    - I disagree; we're a nation of tinkerers, on the land as well as in the machine shop or the electronics lab. I think you've drawn a terriffic parallel. Geo. Washington Carver, Luther Burbank, generations of others - it wasn't just the black soil of the Midwest that caused this place to become the breadbasket of the world; it was also our ancestors' tinkering with the crops that were available.

    You write about the one "conformist" crop that you must have where I live: tomatoes.

    Damn! Drat! I'm not trying to patronize, but I expect that the first time you slice up a ripe tomato from your own garden and bite into it, you won't be too upset about conforming to that local custom. If you like not getting ripped off, as you say (and if you eat tomatoes at all), you might reflect on the price and quality (sometimes a negative number) of grocery store tomatoes and pat yourself on the back for having tended and watered those damned tomato plants all summer. It's like they're not even the same species. Remember: lots of water, and Enjoy!

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    1. Re:Tomatoes? by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      it was also our ancestors' tinkering with the crops that were available.

      Funny. I thought that was why Europe won't import food from the US.

      (Or was it because they wanted to eat mad-cow beef and drink Amstel Light? I forget...)

    2. Re:Tomatoes? by Darby · · Score: 1

      but I expect that the first time you slice up a ripe tomato from your own garden and bite into it, you won't be too upset about conforming to that local custom

      Gasp,choke, hack, hack wretch....

      Yuk.
      Tomatoes are almost the grossest thing around.
      Shame on you for putting such an atrocious vision in my head.

      Salsa, and tomato sauce are totally different however.

      Actually raw tomatoes aren't particularly good for you.
      They need to be cooked to release the......
      umm......
      Whatever it's called that you get out of them. I forget.

    3. Re:Tomatoes? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why someone I know is so obsessed with buying tomatoes by the quart from the Farmer's Market here in Niagara Falls.

      -uso.

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    4. Re:Tomatoes? by ChannelX · · Score: 1

      lycopene

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  269. Not an expression of hacking by mr+breakfast · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that rather than being an expression of hacking, this is a side-effect of the ephemeral nature of playing games with data and chips. If you spend that much time, usually in and out of work, working with computers I think maybe you start thinking about the things that last after the power switch goes off.

    Perhaps there is a reaction to the fake plastic lifestyle that the economists want us all to buy into (and keep buying, and keep buying) and the loss of sense of place and time that globalisation offers. A feeling that there must be something concrete, something more than concrete. This kind of environment perhaps inclines one to think of how things used to be, in some rose-tinted past.

    Ultimately, a hobby is a hobby. It is appealing to think "when civilisation collapses I will be more valuable because I do X" but probably either civilisation won't collapse, or it will collapse in such a catastrophic way that you would be unlikely to survive anyway. The point is, you don't need to talk it up as anything more than it is - most of these passtimes are rewarding in themselves. If you make your own bread and it comes out well, you feel good about yourself. Since my girlfriend has bought a horse and we have had to spend at least an hour working with it each day I have felt more like I'm doing something real than in years.

    In the meantime it's always fun to read what ifs about the end of civilisation...

  270. Also the definition of a SysAdmin by fallen1 · · Score: 1
    See this definition as well as many others. This fits with geekdom in general. We want to learn, to know.

    As the saying goes "Knowledge is power". ;-)

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  271. Arts vs. Crafts by mjolnir_ · · Score: 1

    What I find interesting is that of every true geek I've ever met, and of nearly every semi-geek, they all have serious side interests such as what are being discussed here: personally I dig cooking at the moment, but I'd be building furniture and whatnot if I had some workspace.

    But even though many geeks show serious musical talent and are often proficient with more than one instrument, and usually have an in-depth knowledge of their favorite music genres, very few geeks seem to ever express themselves artisitically other than music.. How many coders paint? How many sysadmins sculpt? For that matter, how many of all these 'enlightened' interesting geeks and technies belong to, or regularly visit, art museums?

    Its a disconnect that I still don't understand. Something to do with thinking abstractly and choosing which medium/channel to express the results.

    -mj

  272. "I make my own" is much sexier (NT) by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

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  273. Only Terrorists want to be self-sufficient by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Only kidding, but its how people like this are viewed by our government.

    'Why do you want to learn how to make your own food, build a house, or survive off the power grid'

    This sort of thought process scares the powers that be, because it reduces control of its public. If you can do it yourself then you are a low-level threat that undermines their power structure.

    For those that ARE into being somewhat self-sufficient, check out "Lindsey's publications", they are full of 'old tech' books that show the basic skills that this country was built on. ( and many others in generations past , to be fair )

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  274. We also build our own airplanes. by Flyer · · Score: 1

    On a list server I subscribe to about constructing an aircraft called a Bearhawk I noticed a trend similar to the one you see. I was not the only Linux user on the list. So I asked everyone to send me info about their Unix/Linux experience. I found that almost 2 to one I was getting some Unix experience and mostly Linux. not a scientific study but a good indicator that there are a lot of open source people in volved in amateur aircraft construction (above average numbers).

    This Bearhawk group is about building an aircraft from plans using the older steel tube and fabric fuselage (like a Piper Cub) construction with all aluminum wings. It is build from plans and not a kit (there is a Kit now but its just hitting the market). This is a four seat large size airplane for heavy hauling.

    If you want to know how to take a piece of sheet aluminum and bend it into a complex shape like a wing rib you can learn how. Over the past year I have made 44 wing ribs for a Mustang II (an all aluminum two place speedster). These people openly share lots of knowledge about hand forming, welding, and other (many lost art) fabrication techniques.

    These people can chat intelligently about auto restoration, woodworking, home brewing, and many of "Lost Arts" described here. So I tend to think that the tinkerer mindset is drawn to the open source community.

  275. You can pay for quality goods with your time by smokin'moses · · Score: 1

    The non-profit I work for can't afford to buy a Win 2K server license if it can be avoided by running a samba file server. They pay me more to set up the first one, but it's still less than the cost of a M$ license.

    A poor college student may choose to spend his abundant time tweaking linux, while someone esle plunks down the cash for windows because they don't want to spend the time to learn linux.

    I can't afford to buy home made quality tomato juice, strawberry and blackberry jams, organic potatoes with edible skins, asparagus, Personal computers, or tube stereo equipment. My only way to have these things without spending the money it takes to buy them in the marketplace is to spend my time, making my own. I don't spend hours on computer games or in alternate online worlds. I just play at remodeling, gardening, soldering, etc.

    As far as foods go, several foods just plain can't be handled enough to get them from the factory to the table without a lot of chemicals and packaging, and altering the recipe, leaving out ingredients that spoil too soon. For example, tomatoes. You can't have a fully vine ripened store bought tomato. It would never make it from the vine to the store to your home. If you grow it, pick it, wash it, slice it, and set it on the table, you can have that quality.

    Beer's the same way. I can't buy expensive beer with a clear conscious, so I make do with guinness draft until I can brew my own.

    I built a tube preamp and amplifiers because I can't afford that entry-level hifi quality in store-bought tube or solid state equipment.

    In short, this is just a result of people making the wise decision of doing rather than just deciding to buy or not to buy. BTW, that's how poor people have done in North America since the frontier opened up.

  276. Hmm, yes and no... by gosand · · Score: 1
    No. What I think gripdamage was basically saying was that there is nothing here. That there is no essential "geekiness", no "special light which shines from within them", etc.

    I can see this. A few of my best friends growing up all ended up being engineers. One Civil, and two are Mechanical. I got my degree in CS. Each of them are geeky in their own way, as am I, but we are all different too. I always wanted to learn how to brew beer, but I can live not knowing. One guy only drinks American Light Beer, while the rest of us like all kinds. I am the only one into computers and geeky political issues. One guy was the smartest, and he appreciates word/math puzzles. One guy is into bodybuilding. We have a lot of similarities, but the differences are greater.

    We/they are the same as everyone else whether we like it or not. I agree that most of the replies on this subject are complete elitist crap.

    I disagree that we are like everyone else. We are all different, which is the point. Sure, there are similarities with other people, same interests and whatnot, but that is where it ends. I don't get into LOTR, but I have a friend who knows it in and out. He doesn't like computers. I hate Star Trek of all flavors, but know people who love it.

    While I was reading through some of the "elitest crap" postings, I could see myself or one of my friends in most of them. Others, I couldn't. It is kind of like psychic readings - you hear what you want to hear. Most people will hear the "cool" things and relate them to themselves, and turn the rest off. Funny how you can relate to the guy who says "I just want to get back to nature, I am a geek" but the geek over there will secretly be thinking "I haven't left my house in 10 years". But that link seems to never make it, but "I want to learn how to brew beer" sparks a "me too!" in your brain. You can't classify geeks into a neat little category, just like you can't classify any other group of people into a category.

    I am glad someone called "bullshit" on this post, it needed to be said. But it is still fun to talk about all the stuff people are discussing. But it really isn't anything special to geeks.

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  277. woodworking, homebrewing... by BirksNCap · · Score: 1

    I find myself in the same boat. Sure I can buy furniture from a store or ikea or something, but it's more fun to make it onesself, to have the high-touch time and the personal satisfaction of crafting it well, yourself. That comes from several of my non-computer hobbies like woodworking, homebrewing [ i'm not all the good, but it's a worthy effort ], jewelry making, and audio recording [ although i dove back into doing it high-tech-ly with a laptop instead of my old DAT decks in the last few months. ]

    I've been thinking recently about this "high touch" sort of aspect of geekness in the last year or so. I moved from the "city" I lived in [ Winston Salem, NC ], to a sort of rural-ish "suburb" [ Lewisville, NC ] a couple of years ago. My next door neighbor and landlord is across the pond from me, up the road I have a horsefarm, 2 miles away is a vineyard, and there's simply a lot of farming going on out here. I find that I love the smells and while I don't "work the land", it's really comforting to drive home, sunroof open and be able to have the sensory information that comes from living in the "country" with the sights, sounds of animals and trees, the smells and mostly just the touch of good green earth nearby. It's made me wonder if there might be many geeks who choose to do significant hobbies that require this sense of touch that one doesn't get from a keyboard, this sense of connection with the surrounding world that is not specifically represented by bits. Are folks who were subject to the dot-com bust now thinking of changing careers to something that does require more handson work but still appeals to the analytical way the geeks like us tend to work mentally? I'm not negating the computer experience, but curious if there's a complementary experience that we seek because we realize that we miss it. Could *that* be part of the reason for the growth of cooking and home decor and remodeling and all the other hobbies and interests we have? Just a thought...

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    "To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."-Tennyson
  278. this is a first world phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it interesting that if you go to a craft show, where they do a lot of these things, ie. make pottery, candles, soap, metalwork, weaving etc 99% of the craftspeople seem to be of european background, the small percentage of minorities are second generation. As a general rule I would imagine that only the first world views this type of thing as craft or art; the rest of the world views this as labour. Just an observation that I thought was interesting.

  279. How it works by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    To me, it is all about how-it-works or perhaps, how I can make it work.

    For years, I've read everything that talks about how things work, how to build things, or what makes something tick. My interests run from chemistry to electronics, to woodworking. I have a full woodshop, I do most of my own mechnanical work, and I just love to fix things - my own way. It gives me a greater understanding of how things tick.

    A hacker is a hacker, the medium you choose to practice in be it wood or virtual bits doesn't really matter much. What matters is knowing how it works!

    Why do you do it? Because you can!

  280. Re:It's about choice... by Shenkerian · · Score: 1
    Look how long it took them just to adapt to the so-called Energy Crises of the 70's! We would all be chugging along in two ton turds that got 12 mpg!

    Either you meant this ironically or you missed the SUV frenzy of the past ten years. The Ford Excursion gets between 5 and 10 mpg.

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  281. Lindsay Books by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    http://www.lindsaybks.com has tons of books on wierd stuff like altering your car to run on wood, or smelting metal, or making cement from limestone, or metalsmithing or whatever else you can think of. They even have a book of recipies to make you fart!

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    Eat at Joe's.

  282. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by dead+sun · · Score: 1

    Just a word of advice, your corn will never have enough of a root system to be safe from strong winds. They can and will blow over in a strong wind. However, you can just go out and set the corn upright, cover the roots again and it should be fine. So nothing to worry about really, except having to reset the corn not too long after the winds. Don't leave it a couple days and let the roots bake in the open air. As you'd probably expect, the taller the corn gets the more prone it is going to be to blowing over.

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    If not now, when?
  283. Reading/writing by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1

    These days, the ability to read and write are lost arts (insert ObSlashdotEditorComment). Does that mean I get to be a hacker now?

    Hooray. If I get out my copy of Neuromancer, I can hack the Gibson!

  284. Lost Arts by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    not lost if you know where to look. Spend some time with the Amish, you'll learn everything except how to make beer as they don't drink do they? Either that or plan a trip to "Silver Dollar City" near Branson, Missouri.


    Most of those things are good to do as a hobby, and you can make most of that stuff cheaper than buying it. I think that we need to keep that knowledge in case something happens to the world and we need to start over again. Also it is good to see how things used to be done.

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  285. It's called art school by bloodgroove · · Score: 1

    I code for the same reason I sculpt. I like create things and I like to muck about and get my hands dirty in my medium.

    In art school and my general art life I've learned to weld, forge, draw, build electronics and robotics, work with plaster, clay, paint, make multimedia, make furniture and cabinets, mold-making and casting and have opportunities to dissect human corpses, build cars, work on movies and other video/film/perfomance projects. etc.

    These things are definately still alive, though because of excess modernization they aren't as common.

  286. As Geeks Grow Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have noticed, both in myself, and in my geeky friends, a tendancy to become interested in these types of skills as we get older.

    After years and years of hacking/engineering things, my bearded, long-haired frizzy Unix-Geek brethren all seem to start tinkering with more solid things. One of my friends opened a part-time bicycle repair shop. Another is rebuilding an old military Jeep. I have started taking metalworking classes.

    All of us have started to spend time improving our kitchens and learning how to cook. Home-brew is becoming ubiquitous whenever we get together.

    I think part of it is that we want to see more tangible results from our labor. I think we are either consciously or unconsciously sick to death of pouring our hearts and souls into intangible systems that we do not own, and seem utterly disconnected from our reward (a direct deposit into a bank account we now only access electroniclly).

    To hack and tinker and scratch your head and swear and get all pissed off, and then finally have that Eureka moment is far more satisfying when the Eureka means that you can now start your classic hot-rod again and take it around the block before fixing the next problem.

    Geeks like systems. We like to engineer them, tweak them, customize them, and enjoy the results of our improvements or discoveries. So there is, I believe, a natural progression into more worldly and tangible things... Like beer and food and bikes and cars and such.

    I can't wait for the day when I am able to "retire" from infosec and start a small metal fabrication shop. Which is really interesting, because back in college, the mere though of such an endevor would have had me laughing my ass off.

  287. 2 steps back = 1 step forwards? by Lordofthestorm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen several articles bashing 'rediscovering' older techs at unneccessary but those people are missing a key point. Some of these 'older'concepts haven't been revisited in a while and could probably be improved by a creative insight with modern techniques.

    A significant portion of our technology is based off of early 1900's designs. For example, the way we generate electrical power (ie heat + water = steam >>> turns turbine > spins magnet > generates electricity) hasn't changed since it's discovery. There are some newer areas (solar cells, fuel cells) but for the most part we power 99% of our society this way.

    A lot of basic technology is still very fundamental to our culture and I'm glad to see people revisiting it - it's the only way to continually shock the technology base of an advanced civilization.

    These advances can come from anywhere, so what if the SCA are rebuilding medieval style armor? What if one of them comes up with a superior chainmail and merges it with Kevlar, reduces the weight and sells it to the military?

    How about new designs for soap? New styles of paper? Are the old ways the best? You'll never know until you research a couple. There were tons of expirements in radio control in the early 1900's many of which were abandoned because the technology wasn't there - how many of those could be useful now?

    Do the funamentals of our wireless transmitters remain the most efficient way to transmit information?

    And it's fun, did I mention it's fun? ;-)

  288. Ultimate Do-it-yourself library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Appropriate Technology Library contains the complete text and images from over 1,050 of the best books on all areas of village-level and do-it-yourself technologies...over 150,000 pages! In use in over 130 countries by Peace Corps Volunteers, development and relief organizations, engineers, and missionaries, the Appropriate Technology library is the most comprehensive, compact, and cost effective information resource in the world!

    http://www.villageearth.org/Merchant2/merchant.m v

  289. Fight Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Fight Club' referred to this loss of old knowledge and how we're all dependent on industry. If all companies shut down, many would starve b/c of this lack of knowledge.

  290. Re:The Amish and electricity by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

    Did they say why they don't use thier own generators? Ok, I suppose they might not like being a bit dependent on the outside world (the generators in the first place, maintenece, having to buy in electrical equpiment etc) but i can't see them making thier pnumatics without some outside help either, unless of course they can make thier own pnumatics in which case they probably could make thier own generators. Perhaps they're afraid of losing the tourist money.

    Tk

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    At some point, somewhere, the entire internet will be found to be illegal.
  291. Geek Guide Then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will all this talk of which I can relate, perhaps someone can compile geek style guides of the various hobbies. I've always found that regular guides simply show you how to do things, akin to a trained monkey, where I really want to know *why*. A geek guide would address all of this. What do you think?

  292. Feeding the troll... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    Funny how I'm a geek and I met my fiancee doing geeky things.
    Geekishness is not a male-only or even male-dominated thing anymore.

    I mean, sure, if you want to date a shallow Aberzombie&Bitch type (ooh, I'm funny =P), then get into bodybuilding and go to the bars.

    Note the previous sentence does not excuse you being out of shape, because a lardass is a lardass, geek or not. =P

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    "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  293. Indebendence and the longing to understand/control by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    You're describing the very same thing that Leonardo da Vinci must have felt.
    I'm not saying that every geek has the same genius or the same capabilities but I remember that I hated being presented with a math-formula or musical cord in school without understanding it. I would get very aggressive with my teachers if they weren't able to explain - which often they weren't. Those who could - because they themselves understood - I still deeply respect for being real teachers or 'masters' if you will. This is the very same 'drive' that made me achieve a lot doing stuff one would consider 'ungeekish', namely studying a stage art before I got into full-time computing.
    This is what separates the 'geek' from the 'meek', a strong uncomfort with everything he/she has or wants to deal with and doesn't fully understand. It's a deep longing for liberty and independence, imho.
    I would consider my mother a geek aswell, since everything she achieved she achieved by explore-&-do-it-yourself. Curiously enough there was a time in her life when she protocoled the Nasa Apollo missions radiotalk and did technical translations (english/german) for top-secret weapons systems (Harpoon/Cruise Missile). With no actuall degree in anything technical. My dad, who was an electronics engineer, actually would ask her first if he didn't understand something.
    Guess I got my geekdom from my mother. :-)

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  294. Re:It's about choice... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    You can't be serious. Even my dad's 2k1 Chevy Suburban gets 21mpg highway anymore.

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    "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  295. In computing... by strombrg · · Score: 1

    ...everything is new, new, new.

    To balance this a bit, I've found myself dabbling in ancient things like camellia sinensis, kombucha, weiqi, yerba mate', archeology (especially archeoastronomy), manna, and probably some others that aren't coming to mind right now.

  296. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry you didn't have a grammy who sewed like she was a reincarnated loom, and a grandpappy who'd only let you touch the rifle after you mended a few dozen pairs of socks and pants. It was a conspiracy, I tell you!

    I can tie a slip knot and a square knot, and that's about it. It sucks. :-/

  297. Re:It's about choice... by Shenkerian · · Score: 1

    Granted, the Ford Excursion is an extreme case, but I'm serious. I wish I were joking. Ford has stopped publishing the Excursion's estimated mpg because the EPA doesn't rate vehicles that large. That itself should tell you something.

    This Ford dealer claims the 2000 model gets up to 10 mpg with a gas engine, and up to 18 mpg with a diesel engine. This review puts actual mileage at 10/14 (city/highway), but I've heard real world reports around 5/9.

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    You tell me how "whilst" differs from "while," and I'll stop calling you a pretentious jackass.
  298. You're right. Get the Bootstrap Encyclopedia by advid.net · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yes: thanks to your question we see that it's common and you are right!

    You might also search for the bootstrap encyclopedia...
    What to do in case human kind re-start from nothing but knowledge ?
    Imagine if there is no steel, no electricity, no tools, nothing but you in the wild nature with the bootstrap process in your brain.
    First find food (ok), then wood (easy) and minerals (how?) and start the process with some other folks.
    How many weeks for your first steel tool ?
    How many months will you need to get electricity ?
    How many years to get a real power plant ?

    Many games ( Civ, AOE ) simulate this but who really knows enougth to complete this start from scratch ?
    Is there a how-to-do-it-all-from-scratch encyclopedia ?
    As as geek I often wonder if anyone else in the geekdoom tried to find it or to gather pieces of it.
    Any feedback anyone ?

    Your question and the number of replies show that geeks often have a hacking around spirit, creation oriented, and easily imagine themselves in an analog process I mentioned above.
    Yet it seems engineering is always close to the lost art studied by the geek ( metalsmithing, sewing, making soap rather than some old kind of music, painting, poetry ). You see, your fellows aren't really hacking outside of engineering, it's an other way to exercise the same mind thinking "how to do this?" and then "yes I've made it!"

    Great post of you, I'm looking for answers to my own question in the threads.

  299. working w/ your hands is fun by Codger · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's just fun to do things with your hands. It's not homebrewing beer, but I once built a stereo rack and had a blast. My 'workshop' was a couple square feet on my apartment floor (I bet my neighbors downstairs were wondering what the drill press noises were) and I had some trouble, but in the end the sense of accomplishment is incomparable. Sure, I could've bought a similar rack, but to have made my own is just cooler. Once I have the space, I intend to build a desk to complement it for my computer and numerous game consoles. This time, though, I'll make sure to have a shopvac on hand--that MDF makes a lot of sawdust.

    I've got a couple pictures of the finished rack here

  300. Re:The Amish and electricity by cordelya · · Score: 1

    You know, I didn't think to ask, but I think it might simply be that they are shunning electricity itself, because it is the most common source of energy in the "English" world (that's us of course). But they did say that they compress their own air. The other important detail I forgot to add before is that I don't remember just how strictly Amish that particular farm is. It is a tourist site (nobody actually lives there), so I'm guessing that it is a representation of the households that are not so strict. I shall have to go back one of these days.

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    Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony
  301. Re:Lets threadjack and turn this into a gardening by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Toilet paper rolls (or soup cans if you could get the kind that both ends can be cut out of anymore) should work fine once they're decent sized, but these aren't even an inch tall yet and something still keeps munching 'em. Also kinda hard with a row crop that you plant thick, and thin out as they grow! Hmm.. maybe some sheets of cardboard along the rows?? Tho hate to put anything with cellulose near the house -- draws ground termites in a hurry.

    Yep, I do eat beet greens, tho I really prefer the root part, plain or pickled. Either way, with lots of butter. Veggies are just an excuse for eating melted butter. :)

    Fun with drunken roommates: get 'em to drink ALL the juice off a can of beets. Next morning, listen for the screams when they go to the john. [evil grin]

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  302. Geeks in the past by DrCode · · Score: 1

    That's a really good point. I'm sure the same 'geek' personalities existed 100,000 years ago. Not having computers to play with, they spent their time doing other anti-social activities. So while the 'normal' people were gathering berries or trying to hunt with rocks, the geeks were messing around with flint or clay.

  303. Re:It's about choice... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    The Excursion's basically just a pickup truck with an oversized station wagon body, and is a far cry from those two-ton turds of the early 70s. The SUV didn't really exist back then, with exceptions like the old Ford Bronco and International Scout. In comparison, today's equivalent has enjoyed just as many technological updates as any car. Try comparing apples to apples and look at something like the current Ford Taurus with, say, a 1972 Torino.

  304. Re:The Amish and electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I read on some Amish webpage (yeah, I laughed too, but it makes perfect sense) that part of the reason for not using electricity was that it would be difficult to adopt electricity and stop there without going on to adopt other, less positive technologies or it would be more difficult to not use newer technologies for malicious purposes. Basically, it was seen as easier to completely abstain from electricity than to use electricity and abstain from all the negative influences that would come with electricity.

    I would think that accepting electricity and not accepting radio, TV, computers would be as good a cutoff point, but to each their own.

  305. Re:It's about choice... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    My late, lamented, (STOLEN!) 1995 F250 4x4 Supercab Diesel CONSISTENTLY gave me better than 24 mpg as a daily driver, with as high as 30 on long freeway trips. I was in the habit of keeping an eye on the fuel mileage.

    I realize that's with a proper Imperial gallon, not that bastardized American one, but that's still better than 20, and a far cry from what the Excursion supposedly gets. Are you sure you haven't fucked with how far a mile is as well?

  306. Re:lost arts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More lost arts to look into besides home-brewing beer... Check out the local health food store, that carries HERBAL products. Many herbs have been put to the wayside that are just as effective as expensive products made by big companies. For this reason they are unadvertised. They sit in the health food store, many of these herbal products forced by the government (FDA) to not label exactly what they are used for, because it may infringe on what a big company is profiting off of in the chain grocery stores. It's well worth a look. Consider it hacking the grocery store.

  307. Geeks: Monks of the 21st Century? by bethanie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I think that a deeply held interest in the basic mechanisms of how things work is inherent to being a geek. Back in school you could tell which kid was going to grow up to be a geek because if you asked him what time it was, not only could he tell you the time, but he could (and would!) also explain the inner workings of his watch, discuss the theoretical physics behind our planetary time zones, and get off on a tangent about fluctuations in space-time and the potential implications. (Yeah, simple stuff now, but pretty heady for an 8th grader!)

    That said, I don't think that this interest in making/doing stuff yourself is unique JUST to geeks. This may be completely foreign territory to most /.ers, but Martha Stewart has created an entire industry based on glorifying the domestic arts. Sure, she makes her own yogurt, raises her own chickens for the eggs (which, BTW, are color-coordinated with the décor of her kitchen *gag*), and whips up little "projects" on her sewing machine in nothing flat. Takes "field trips" to a variety of artisans like metalsmiths and stone carvers. And gardening? Fuhgeddaboudit. She's gone beyond the standard squash & peas & carrots - she's cultivating "heirloom" tomatoes with exotic color variations and patterns on them, for chrissakes!

    To be honest, aside from the fact that most people really don't CARE how to make stuff themselves, they just don't have TIME to do it. Are you going to come home after having worked all day for a paycheck (to pay for the hefty mortgage, the nice car, the 2-week family vacation) and spend 2 hours cooking a meal that will be consumed in 15 minutes? Or spend 10 hours sewing a garment that might cost $20 at a department store? Our time has become more valuable than the products we can hand-craft, so we buy the cheap manufactured goods and go about our lives.

    It takes a deep sense of satisfaction and fulfillment, a pride in good craftsmanship, a true appreciation for things made "from scratch" to pursue these "lost arts" in today's culture. It's making things for the sake of making things and the value we place on them ourselves, unlike the "old days" when time was a less valuable commodity, and the only way to get stuff WAS to make it.

    Now, to return to the original issue at hand - WHY does this seem to be more prevalent among geek set? Well, think about it: you've got a bunch of single guys with plenty of disposable income and free time on their hands (due to lack of familial responsibilities and no social life to speak of). It harkens back to the days of the great monasteries. Think about the monks hand-transcribing all those texts (a little like writing code, no?) - no families, no need for money... (no sex!) - just a bunch of time on their hands to spend their days furthering the intellectual evolution of the species. Load a guy down with a family and a mortgage, and *fwip* his available time (and money!) available for geeking out at will just dwindled considerably.

    I speak, I daresay, from experience.

    ....Bethanie....

  308. forces you to think outside of the box by guest12 · · Score: 1

    hence highly intelligent geeks like the challenge.

  309. I suppose... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    ...that this idea ties in with my fondness
    for music boxes. I am firmly convinced that
    had the average hacker been born a hundred
    years earlier they would've been clockmakers
    and music box makers.

    Music boxes are fun. They are genuine musical
    instruments, but they are chock full of little
    mechanical spinny bits. And orchestrions! It's
    a little-known fact that those things are just
    computers that play music. Just because the
    logic is implemented using pneumatic gates doesn't
    mean they aren't Turing complete.

  310. Fanboy? I don't think so... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I must be. It's been at least seven days since the second movie's been released and I haven't seen it yet.

    Yep, I sure am a Matrix junkie. Not.

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  311. Homebrewing and Hacking (Both Science and Art) by Enkerli · · Score: 1

    [Obviously, this won't be read by anyone because it's so late in the game...]

    When I started homebrewing, I kept thinking about how it was the perfect mix of science and creativity. Understanding fermentation, isolating variables in brewing experiments, trying to achieve specific results through trial and error...these are all (valid) scientific principles.
    Crafting the very beer that you want, moving away from established standards (a malty "bitter"...), pushing the limit, improving your skills, delighting your friends...those would be the artistic/creative aspects.

    At least, it worked for me.
    And I'm not really a hacker (at least, not as a coder) but I see a similar combination of logic and craft, science and art, knowledge and creation.

    And if I want to wax poetic, I'd say something about "homebrewed computers" but this doesn't look like the right time...

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    Alexandre http://enkerli.wordpress.com/
  312. Re:It's about choice... by Shenkerian · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you talking about? I gave you two first-hand reports of gas mileage well under 20 mpg, and one anecdotal report of gas mileage under 10 mpg. I haven't fucked with anything. Note that I'm talking about gasoline engines here. I specifically mentioned that the Excursion reportedly gets 18 mpg with a diesel engine. The F250 is over a ton lighter than the Excursion, which might account for the better gas mileage you got.

    As for your other statement, the Excursion has a curb weight of 7,725 lb., or almost four tons (and well over three tonnes). I submit that it therefore qualifies as one of your "two ton turds that [gets] 12 mpg."

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    You tell me how "whilst" differs from "while," and I'll stop calling you a pretentious jackass.
  313. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by lahi · · Score: 1

    Belgian beer sucks.

    You, sir, ought to be sentenced to drink only lukewarm piss for the rest of your life for saying that. Except you would probably enjoy it.

    -Lasse

  314. Re:Lost arts? Come on. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    The piss would be quite refreshing after a belgian beer. It would wash the nasty taste out of my mouth.

  315. Farmers by tacokill · · Score: 1

    My whole family is farmers and let me say, they are the original "survivalists". Anyone that tells you different has never stepped foot on a farm.

  316. Same reasoning.... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Along these lines, am I still the only one who will sit and watch ants build an antpile? No matter how many times I see it, I'm still in awe

    ...and yes, I am a geek.

  317. try marigolds by ChannelX · · Score: 1

    Marigolds are supposed to keep out the pests. Seems to be confirmed by family members and friends of mine. I just planted my first garden over the last few days and put a border of marigolds around the whole garden plot (not a large plot). Maybe try some around the plants youre having problems with.

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    1. Re:try marigolds by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Marigolds and chysanthymums [sp?] are both generally good as pest repellants; so are onions. However... whatever is eating the beets has also eaten some of the marigolds around the corner. (Anyway, something chopped off a couple in the same way, near the ground.) And I think the same beastie has eaten all the roadkill daisies (what I call gazinias cuz they use 'em along the roadbeds here) which normally nothing will touch.

      I dunno what this monster is, but it sure has unpopular tastes.

      I've diazinon'd the whole place (which kills almost anything insectoid) and even tried used cat litter around the beets, without lasting effect. Have some junk CDs twisting in the wind too, which usually keeps birds away, and supposedly also rodents, but haven't found it works so well for the latter.

      Maybe some tacky strips will catch it...

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  318. Brewing ain't a lost art by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
    I homebrew, and, in the process, have picked up a couple of microscopes, hemocytometers, refractometers, NIST-calibrated therms, a variety of strange and noxious chemicals, stirplates, pyrex flasks and a variety of other scientific arcana.

    Hardly SCA materials (unless they're making ye-olde crystal meth).

  319. A few more lost arts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • furniture upholstering
    • typewriter repair
    • window sash repair
    • decorative art glass windows
    • decorative stone cutting


    Don't forget...
    • COBOL
    • FORTRAN
    • APL
  320. Poltergeeks by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    I moved from a downtown appartment to a countryhouse a couple of years ago, and I began to feel the urge to start doing things like this: beer homebrewing,[...]

    Was your house built on a Indian cemetery?

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    GW Bu
  321. Himmelsbrief by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Hear ye! Hear ye!
    This chain letter was started by our saviour Jesus Christ the day he died for our sins. And you will be forever damned if you don't follow it's instructions, as it is the words of the Good Lord.


    That's the idea. The Himmelsbriefen (Letters from Heaven) have been circulating since 6th century.

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    Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.
    GW Bu
  322. Re:It's about choice... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    As I don't have my truck around anymore, it's a little difficult for me to go out and get you the exact curb weight of it. But a little googling to ballpark it still puts it at about 6500 lbs. Your link details a 2000 truck anyway, not a 1995, and I haven't the slightest idea what differences Ford made between the two models beyond their obvious appearances. But there's no doubt that the Excursion is F-*50 HD based...just park the two side by side.

    As for what you presented, all I did was to state what I got driving my own vehicle. I haven't the slightest idea how either you or the EPA drive around, but my 24 miles per proper gallon was consistent, whatever you say. And I never said you fucked with anything, outside of comments on that downsized gallon you persist in using, with tongue-in-cheek musing about possibly the same thing done to the mile.

  323. another thought by jomiller · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree with this stance too. My favorite of the old "apprenticeship/master" teachings is cooking. Soups and sauces to be specific. I have attained many part time jobs to learn more about this and worked as a systems administrator and going to college while doing so. For all the love that I have of computers there is something that seems real and honest about cooking for a living, and there is certainly and need for talent and "old world" education to do it correctly.

    Also on another topic, weapons and smithing to be precise. Readers should look at this page also. They are the only company that I know that still smith's authentic blades from the fuedal orient. The cut and fold techniques seem to have been lost to all but this group. That is a shame too. A set of kitchen knives smithed in this fashion would be a treasure in my mind. :)

  324. It would be priceless, but it would never happen, by sstory · · Score: 1

    because they're SCA people whom you can smell sneaking up on you. I'd be laying waste to them as they spun flax and argued about Babylon 5.

  325. noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people who complain about bad modern music is seem to think the radio is the fountainhead from which all modern music flows. the radio is crap because it's owned by clearchannel, the riaa, and greedy labels like 'them'. check some independent labels like mowax, ninjatune, morr music, eighteenth street labs, quannum...

  326. Learning... by The+Kenman · · Score: 1

    ...it's for a lifetime.

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    ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  327. IN case you meant Amiga stuff by Vexar · · Score: 1

    Some guy, probably David Ingbretson if my memory serves me correctly, kept tabs on where Amigas showed up, for years. Some links: Hal Greenlee Interview
    Astronaut speaks at Amiga Tradeshow
    "And Satan and the antichrist will be cast into the lake of fire, the second death, also known as the Blue Screen of Death."

  328. Amigas by GQuon · · Score: 1

    I am *definitely* sure the world will end then. I mean, All those Unix servers, Amigas, some of the Macs, if people didn't fix it at Y2K, who is going to remember in such an odd year as 2038?

    The UNIX 2038 C/C++ bug won't hit the Amiga before 2046.
    It is really the same bug, namely the use of a signed 32 bit integer to count seconds from a starting point in time, called an epoch. UNIX counts secons from 1. January 1970, while the Amiga counts seconds from 1. January 1978. So the Amiga programs using the old C/C++ time function, will have to be recompiled.
    The Amiga OS (classic) will keep time untill 7. February 2114, when it will think it's 1978.
    So, if I don't get my AmigaONE by then, I might get some problems. (Besides being over 120 years old.)
    Read more .

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    Irene KHAAAAAAN!