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  1. Re:This thread reserved for... on Microsoft Wins Homeland Security Contract · · Score: 1

    I've never followed a goatse link. What exactly are they? I don't want to follow one, either. Could someone just describe it to me?

  2. the 60's on USPTO Issues Microsoft A Patent For 60's Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't speak for the Patent Office, but MS aren't aware of this prior art because he's simply too young. In the 60's, Gates hadn't even smoked his first crack pipe yet.

  3. Forshadowing? on All The Rave · · Score: 1

    ...to its slow unraveling in 2001, a foreshadowing event for the rest of the dot-com world.

    Wait! You mean the rest of the dot-com world is going to unravel? I thought it was a secure place to be. I mean, it's now mid-2003 and Napster is still the only dot-com to bust, right?

  4. Re:Be Judicious on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    Geez! It's like listening to a Bad Religion Song!

  5. Mook! on Giant "Inkjet Printer" · · Score: 1

    Note to the inventors: If you get an order for one of these from Mook, please don't sell it to him.

  6. Homebuilts - on Laptops Outsell Desktops in Retail Stores · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how many PC users build their own - as in what percentage of desktop's are homebuilt, since these don't figure into the "retail PC sales" numbers.

    In our little geek world, I'm sure the percentage of homebuilts is very high. But in the "real world," I wonder where that percentage falls to. I wonder if homebuilts account for enough to push laptop sales back under 50%, thus negating this /. story.

  7. China plus /. equals Trip to Mars! on RAID for Zero-G? · · Score: 3, Funny

    China has announced it intends to accelerate its Mars program, using experience and expertise from its fledgling lunar program.

    They didn't mention China's use of highly reputable sources of expertise, such as Ask Slashdot!

  8. Re:Bleeding Edge? on Hot Topics for Tech Talks? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The term "bleeding edge" meens that it's a forerunner in it's field. Picture an Axe - a wedge with a very sharp edge. When you swing it, the sharp edge goes first, slicing through whatever is in its path. It if hits your foot, there will be bleeding. Well, this "bleeding edge technology" is analagous to the edge of that wedge, the frontrunner, the first of it's type. Everything else follows in its wake - the wedge shaped path left behind by this first generation technology. Get it?

    It's not really a buzz word, as it's describing anything that's cutting a path for future developments. Buzz words tend to be more focused, more directed, like "WiFi!" or "Voice Recognition" or "MegaPixels."

  9. Re:20% is not nearly everything! on Getting Ready To Map The (Visible) Universe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, take output wattage into consideration. There may be 41 stations. Now cut to just the the stations strong enough to pick up in my car as I travel the 60 miles or so from one end of Greater PGH to the other.

    My list came from the stations that I know exist and know their call letters. How do I know they exist? I am able to tune them in when driving in my car.

    I admit, CC are not the majority based on number of stations, but if you look at demographics - number of listeners - they are sure to be up there. I'm not claiming to have numbers to back it up - it's just the impression you get around here.

    Anyway, my original post was a joke! Laugh! Have fun! You needn't always be so stiff.

  10. Re:Clear Channel is hardly anywhere on Getting Ready To Map The (Visible) Universe · · Score: 2, Informative
  11. Re:Mapquest on Getting Ready To Map The (Visible) Universe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, that would be great for getting driving directions to the general vicinity of some distant galaxy, but it's BFS algorithm is sure to mix up the turns and landmarks of the last 30,000 light years or so.

  12. Looking for good radio, huh? on Getting Ready To Map The (Visible) Universe · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The 1,000-foot-wide parabolic receiver - composed of 38,000 aluminum tiles - allows researchers to listen to sounds in space..."

    Geez. The lengths some guys will go to just to be able to listen to radio that isn't controlled by ClearChannel!

  13. Re:Round up on Anti-Spam Bill Killed In California · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought spam spam was human spam. Oh, wait... I'm thinking of soylent spam! Silly me.

  14. Word not found... on Japan And EU Plan Joint Mission To Mercury · · Score: 2, Funny

    The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

    Suggestions for launced:

    1. lensed
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    3. linseed
    4. launched
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    12. lancet

  15. Re:USB on Making Mouse Wheels Work w/ a KVM? · · Score: 1

    Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
    Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?
    Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
    Everybody: Geddy Lee!

  16. Re:Bagipes, whistles and the outdoors on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    Let's get down to brass tacks...

  17. Re:Bagipes, whistles and the outdoors on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    I also play the Irish Whistle (AKA tin whistle, tin flute, penny whistle...

    ...skinflute, tallywhacker, schlong, trousersnake, johnson, ...

  18. Re:we've been over this before on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    That's right, Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmelade.

  19. Um, yeah. on SOHO's Antenna Jammed · · Score: 2, Funny

    If full use of SOHO cannot be regained, it will set space weather forcasting back 20 years.

    You mean it will take us to a time when the forcasts aren't accurate, and they change at the last minute to relect what it's really going to do? Man, that would be terrible! Oh, wait...

  20. Re:There's lots to do without your computer... on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    I forgot that I'm into cooking. And my girl's into baking. Which means that we don't do enough of the biking!

  21. Re:we've been over this before on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 3, Funny

    roleplay

    Just remember, the safety word is banana.

  22. Re:What I do on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    It's not just about you and your dream of doing nothing, isorox, it's also a great song & album!

  23. There's lots to do without your computer... on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    ...but I always turn to Google for help doing it!

    When I'm not at the machine, I dig homebrewing beer, mountain biking (moslty singletrack), playing guitar, woodworking (I've even made guitars). My fiancee and I are in the market for our first house, so I'm looking forward to the remodling and stuff that goes with that.

    For every one of my interests have I used the web as a source of information. Guitar tabs, bike specs & trail conditions, homebrewing tips, guitar plans, woodworking plans, etc.

  24. Was the universe delivered via a natural birth? on Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed · · Score: -1, Troll

    recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today.

    Hmmmm. I remember learning that to have what's considered to be a truly natural birth, the parents must eat the placenta. And people actually do this. So, after this test, did the scientists eat the hot, dense matter's afterbirth? If not, then this test just ain't natural and can't be believed.

  25. Re:oxymoron on Sun Opens Java.net · · Score: 1

    When I read the headline, my first thought was that Sun was creating a Java version of .net. Hmmm, a knock-off of a knock-off of one's self.

    If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, what would it be if someone imitated you imitating them? Mockery, I guess.

    Way to go, Sun! Stick it to the knock-off!