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  1. Stone Tool 1.83M Years Old Discovered In Malaysia on Stone Tool 1.83M Years Old Discovered In Malaysia · · Score: 1

    ...it originally ran Windows 95, and the idiots tried to install XP on it. They really just need a new one.

  2. Re:Install Ubuntu on Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? · · Score: 1

    Linux for seniors? It is as complicated as Chinese arithmetic for anyone but the undirected tinkerers who made it in the first place. A better question is why the hell is anyone pushing computers on seniors. They need one like they need a hole in their heads, you dorks and dweebs!

  3. Re:In other news on Northrop Grumman Markets Weaponized Laser System · · Score: 1

    It will take a lot of miniaturization. The one they have now is way too big and heavy for a shark's head.

  4. Re:Simple. on How Vampire Bats Evolved To Live On Blood Alone · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time a man was attacked by a vampire bird
    He was sucked to death
    The vampire bird killed him at last

    Vampire bat
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    The lake of fire tore his ass up
    He was burning to the crisp
    He was cast into the lake of burning flame

    Vampire bat
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    After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me
    He started stabbing me in my ass
    Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
    They sucked the blood out of me killing me

    Vampire bat
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    Rock over London, rock on Chicago Folgers - it's good to the last drop

  5. Re:More Cases Than Just This on WV Voters Say Machines Are Switching Votes · · Score: 1

    Too bad these stories are only on "the internets", and the mainstream press won't touch them. It assures that this election will be stolen, and nothing done.

  6. The Saudi solution on TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I say cut off both of his hands. He won't use them to steal again. Problem solved.

  7. Re:Cancel or allow what?! on Windows 7 To Dial Down UAC · · Score: 5, Funny

    A left mouse click was detected. Cancel or allow?
    Allow.
    A left mouse click was detected. Cancel or allow?
    Allow.
    A left mouse click was detected. Cancel or allow?
    Allow.
    A left mouse click was detected. Cancel or allow?
    Allow.
    and so on....

  8. Re:... and somehow, they managed to make it suck m on Best Buy Coughs Up $54 Million For Napster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Worst Buy and Crapster: Now that's a marriage made in hell!

  9. Re:Not enough gain? on Best Terrestrial/OTA HDTV Setup For an Apartment? · · Score: 1

    A Terk TV4 or TV5 might do the trick in an apartment building. The tiny single mast telescoping antennas that come with USB tuners sometimes do an amazing job in spite of their small size. The one that came with my K-world tuner does the job well.

  10. Re:Wired magazine should change it's name on Media Dustup Pits Bloggers and Wired Against NYTimes · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much they paid The Times to promote their rag with an article? There is no such thing as bad publicity.

  11. Re:Yeah, about fake IDs on TSA Bans Flight If You Refuse To Show ID · · Score: 1

    Another problem is not everyone drives, and the same yahoos who want a driver's license will refuse to accept a state non-driving ID as valid. People are turned away from bars for this all the time. Wouldn't surprise me at all if some chucklehead working for the TSA has never seen a state issued non-driving ID, and will think it is fake when he does. This new policy is about one thing: Pricks with power lording it over us because they can.

  12. Re:The article is dated May 28, 2006 on Manager Disables Web Server by Sneaking Away Xbox · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but even then someone was just repeating an urban legend. This never happened.

  13. Re:Your are just totally wrong on What's the Solution To Intellectual Property? · · Score: 1

    Ultimately, you have a right to anything you are strong enough to take, and no right to anything you are too weak to keep. A big tiger gets more meat than a small tiger. In spite of many millennia of "civilization", the law of the jungle and the law of the land are ultimately the same. You may not like it, but that's how it is, and nothing written on a piece of paper changes nature.

  14. Re:Nope, sorry. on Microsoft To Pay People To Search · · Score: 1

    They can't. Microsoft buys out and rips off. They have never created anything. Dead Search couldn't find its ass. That's why they tried to buy Yahoo!

  15. Re:The epitome of unbiased summaries on NBC Activates Broadcast Flag · · Score: 1

    If few complain, that is because nobody watches the garbage on NBC, not because people don't mind havig their rights taken away.

  16. Re:It should be cheaper and more secure. on The Cost of Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    The purpose of all these high-tech whizbangs is to allow our corporate overlords to rig elections just like rasslin'. They work exactly as designed.

  17. Re:In other news... on Dell Abandons Its Customization Roots · · Score: 1

    I thought it was Packard Dell.

  18. Re:Auto-pilot cars @ 150 MPH on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 1

    Imagine a conversation at an accident scene... "Wow, this is the hundredth crashed flying car this week alone, and the black box says the same thing as all the others at the end of its log. THIS APPLICATION, FLYING CAR AUTOPILOT 2.0, HAS CAUSED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN. IF PROBLEM PERSISTS, CONTACT THE VENDOR.' You would think Microsoft would have fixed this by now!"

  19. Re:Robots? on America's Robot Army · · Score: 1

    That's the only way we can keep them from seeking Sarah Connor.

  20. Re:none there on Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is something cool! Video of the bum bot in action.
    Check it out.

  21. Re:It's extra funny on Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets · · Score: 1

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive-just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control-we all need control I need control-we all need control I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask So no one else can see my true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you-thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last To throw away this mask So everyone can see My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

  22. Re:Unlikely? on 70% of P2P Users Would Stop if Warned by ISP · · Score: 2, Informative

    If they want high speed internet, most people have two ISPs to choose from: Their local phone company or local cable TV company. Get kicked off of both for violating TOS, and no high speed internet for you. A Duopoly can make you play by its rules or quit the game just like a monopoly.

  23. Re:Vista IS THE ANSWER! on 158 Pages of Microsoft's Dirty Laundry · · Score: 1

    Vista is the answer if "What is the worst thing ever to be foisted on the computer-using public?" is the question.

  24. Too bad ... on Court Finds Spamming Not Protected By Constitution · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It is good that they have allowed the law to stand up. Too bad spammers can't get the death penalty. I would volunteer for the firing squad.

  25. Re:forced to deliver early, for political reasons on US Virtual Border Fence Doesn't Work · · Score: 1

    I don't know why people are so unhappy. The virtual fence has kept out the imaginary moozlim ayrab terrists in Mexico, it just as a little problem with the real Mexicans. Give it time.