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Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen?

An anonymous reader writes "I would like to know if there are any resources on the Web or elsewhere describing how to configure a Windows PC for an older parent not living in the same household. Assume little computer familiarity or aptitude. Some stuff is obvious, like using only a few large icons for favorite Web sites, or an icon perhaps for composing email and another for checking email. Other considerations are eliminating nuisance messages from Windows update and antivirus/firewall. What works and what doesn't? Can anyone who has worked/volunteered at a senior center offer some insights?"

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  1. Install Ubuntu by Peeloo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had the same problem with my parents for years, going back home each Christmas to reformat windows and spending the week getting the configuration back to normal. For the last 3 years they've used Ubuntu, with some problem with the printer the first few months, but now I'm just spending a few minutes pushing the "Upgrade Version" button instead of a total reformat. They can check their mail/internet and you don't have to worry about virus/firewall, win-win :)

    1. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Strongly agree. This is the approach I took with technically-deficient people, and it works great.

      Windows is the worst choice for this set up. It literally breaks by itself, and remains by an astronomical margin the main target of crackers, spam, phishing, viruses, etc. Trying to keep it going is a lot of work.

      The one (and only IMO) major advantage it has is the availability of options (software, hardware), and if this isn't important - which it isn't, in the set up you're describing - then look to the alternatives.

    2. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Second that. My mother had avoided any and all contact with computers up until a year ago. I slapped Ubuntu on my old notebook, gave her a crash course in "doing things with that machine" and happiness ensued. She does ask me things from time to time, but so far she hasn't been able to break anything.

      Particularly the update management comes in handy: On Windows every program has its own confusing and annoying way of locating updates. On Linux you get one window asking you for one click.

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    3. Re:Install Ubuntu by austin987 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agree with parent. While many /.'ers are probably using some version of linux already, it's really a good solution for parents, etc. A few years ago, my mother's PC died after a bunch of virii and finally a hard drive failure. I built a new one and told her I was tired of fixing all those problems, and she was going to try something new. Installed Ubuntu (Dapper or Edgy IIRC), made sure her e-mail/favorite websites worked and gave it to her. Aside from having to explain how to install updates, she hasn't had a problem to date.

      On a similar note, I gave my grandmother an old laptop and stripped out most of the ubuntu install, and filled it with lots of games. Locked down her account so she can't screw anything up, removed all shortcuts except games. She has bad insomnia, and enjoys playing the card games/mahjong at night. Works well for her, aside from her occasionally unplugging it instead of shutting it down properly (I'm going to set it to mount / as read only to prevent this when I go there for holidays).

      Long story short, seriously consider using Ubuntu, the learning curve for it is much easier than teaching them to avoid spyware/virii.

    4. Re:Install Ubuntu by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      I run Ubuntu and recommend Linux distros to others based on their needs. Ubuntu with VirtualBox hosting XP is quick and easy to set up...

      That being said, just getting a static IP for the parent's Windows box so you can remote in for periodic maintenance would also be a decent way to go.

      More on topic, I think the AARP maintains an advisory board for technology issues. There was a /learntech area to their .org last time I checked, not sure if there is info for implementors.

    5. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No static IP necessary, just use dyndns ( http://www.dyndns.com/) to be able to resolve the currently assigned IP. ssh -X and start synaptic .. hasn't failed me yet (quite important as my mum lives at the other end of europe).

    6. Re:Install Ubuntu by msormune · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A Week? Really? :) Why did you format it in the first place? Why did you setup a restore image in the first place created on the Windows clean installation?

      And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

      I have really no problem your post and have used Ubuntu desktop with success in the past, but it just irks me how much GNU/Linux people bend the truth when pushing their agenda. Or maybe they really just don't know any better than just to "format and reinstall" on Windows.

    7. Re:Install Ubuntu by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another vote for Ubuntu. I wrote about my experiences of moving my mother over to Linux at the beginning of the year. It's gone swimmingly and I'm writing the follow-up now. What possible advantage could there be in setting up a non-expert, non-gamer with Windows? For one thing, Windows XP seems to go wrong in places when you attempt to set a large font.

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    8. Re:Install Ubuntu by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

      Perhaps, but did you have to intervene while it did that? How long the computer takes to do its stuff is less important: the question is how long the human job takes, and that is indeed only a few minutes.

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    9. Re:Install Ubuntu by Weh · · Score: 1

      sorry, I don't mind ubuntu at all but windows is not all that hard to administer if you set it up right, especially if it's only a single pc. Just install it on a virtual machine on a linux host if necessary so you can restore it from time to time if need be.

      Apart from that, the main advantage of windows is that all the "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux.

    10. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Not just for parents, I've been upgrading all my less computer literate friends to ubuntu and the formerly frequent tech support calls have all but disappeared. Only hitch was getting Photoshop CS2 working under wine for one friend, but that worked out in the end. Only friend left with windows is a hardcore gamer who knows enough to maintain it himself. I never realised how much time I spent on fixing friends windows boxen until recently.

    11. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why a week ? Maybe because he needs to not only reinstall windows (that doesn't take a week indeed) but also all applications, and then need to reconfigurate them the way it was ? All this while being careful not to erase any precious data.

    12. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      my mother's PC died after a bunch of virii

      The plural of virus is viruses

    13. Re:Install Ubuntu by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 3, Informative

      From my experience, the format and reinstall approach is the quick and easy way to deal with a machine that has become filled with lots of junky software that's no longer used, infected with mallicious software, and, in general, has things that just randomly don't work.

      However, given proper maintenance, a decent anti-virus program, regular defragging, and not letting anyone use IE or Outlook at all, it's entirely possible to keep an XP machine running well for a few years.

      But personally, I'd recommend getting a Mac. They're so much easier to use and maintain than Windows. I switched about a year ago and haven't looked back. Prior to that, I tried various Linux distros, including Ubuntu, but always ended up giving up and reverting to Windows.

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    14. Re:Install Ubuntu by jackharrer · · Score: 1

      I suggest something like logmein or ntrconnect. One of them works on Linux, don't really remember which one.

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    15. Re:Install Ubuntu by Sparrowhawk7 · · Score: 1

      Also highly recommend Ubuntu especially Xubuntu for seniors, for its simpler menu structure and less cluttered interface. Whilst placing icons for all commonly used applications in the launcher and sensible preconfiguration of the browser bookmark toolbar is good. A little basic training goes a long way. For older folks, care with fonts selection and colours can help greatly (esp for men). I have performed eleven Xubuntu installs for over sixties and they have required minimal post install support. I always get a kick out seeing the confidence and new lease of life that accompanies it, when they start receiving and sending email / photos etc from their family who previously did not have time to write. The mental, emotional and self esteem benefits of a well setup Xubuntu system for a senior can change lives. If its a friend or relative, the world you will open up for them, will enhance your life as well. I have had many attempts at configuring Windows for the same job, but eventually the virii & malware inevitably take them down. The last of those eleven was a Vista install that had become fatally infested after only being connected to the net for two days. The elderly lady owner was not only delighted with Xubuntu (prev Win98 user) but was amazed at how fast her new computer was compared to when it ran Vista.

    16. Re:Install Ubuntu by tloh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For those of us with parents who don't read English, Ubuntu has been a double blessing. The native language version of the Linux based OS is so much more available in the US than a legitimate (non-pirated) native language version of Windows.

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    17. Re:Install Ubuntu by hdparm · · Score: 1

      There isn't many people who hate Windows more than I do. I came to hate it working for years as a support engineer. It was taking too much of my time, even though my primary job was Linux servers and firewalls. So I left the salaried work to make my living doing only what I want - and that's Linux support. And I agree with you - Linux is a better solution for all our parents.

      Your claim that you needed a full week to setup a Windows machine so it is safe and usable is simply a bullshit, however. Takes a bit of time but not more than half a day to do it, all annoying balloons disabled included.

    18. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 2, Informative

      [...] Just install it on a virtual machine on a linux host if necessary so you can restore it from time to time if need be. [...]

      Maintaining two full-blown operating systems instead of one just because one of them is apt to break in ignorant hands is not exactly what I'd call solving a problem.

      [...] Apart from that, the main advantage of windows is that all the "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux.

      Huh?! First off, I am not aware of any desktop-oriented Linux distribution that ships without a preinstalled web browser, mail client and office suite. Secondly, the times when printing or using web cams under Linux was reserved for kernel hackers are long gone. The initial installation is still not as simple and accessible as it should be, but day-to-day usability is, at least in my experience, better than the hog-pog mix of HP printer applets, Epson scan software and Creative web cam managers.

      The major benefit of an environment like GNOME or KDE is that (ideally) all the software you use follows the same paradigms and guidelines, so you always know where to point your mouse for certain things. And for the rather basic use to be expected of sensior citizens I doubt you couldn't just do with what one of these desktops has to offer.

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    19. Re:Install Ubuntu by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux.

      FireFox
      kview
      PhotoPrint
      icam

      I'll give that the webcam is a little bit gray area. But maybe MORE SELECTION for windows, but I wouldn't say not readily available.

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    20. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Week? Really? :) Why did you format it in the first place? Why did you setup a restore image in the first place created on the Windows clean installation? And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files. I have really no problem your post and have used Ubuntu desktop with success in the past, but it just irks me how much GNU/Linux people bend my truth when pushing their agenda. Or maybe they really just don't know any better than just to "format and reinstall" on Windows.

      FTFY

    21. Re:Install Ubuntu by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      My platypii died of a virus, you insensitive clod!

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    22. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know Fanboy Homos will get crazy and crucify me for what I will say but this is was my experience:
      Like a good fanboy linux advocate, I installed Ubuntu on all my elderly relatives computers, my grand-dad, dad and mom, they all live on different houses, and hours of plane travel from me.
      So, I even installed VNC so I could manage their GUI desktops if necessary. I showed them the pretty Gnome GUI and the pretty browsers and how to use e-mail, so they were pretty happy.
      But, then it started: they couldn't access their preferred websites, because flash didn't install properly. So, I had to teach a 80 year's old how to untar and copy a library over to the mozilla directory, which was a pretty gruesome experience.
      Well, Ubuntu was such a piece of crap for them that they started to call me screaming they need their good windows computers back because their friends were going to websites and they couldn't do the same.
      So, as result, my elderly relatives found a Windows tech guy, the guy installed XP on their machines, and they were happy again.
      I had to pay for their installations, but wasn't able to avoid being banished from family forever, thanks to the fanboyish failure machine: Ubuntu.
      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.
      So, my advice to this guy asking about his elderly relative: Do not follow the fanboys here as they don't have real families and WoW NPCs really like when their kids or grandkids install Ubuntu on their PCs, but real people don't.
      Do like this: Find a store selling LEGIT Windows XP copies. Buy one, install it, activate automatic updates. Install a good AUTOMATIC anti-virus, firewall and anti-spyware. Install Firefox and all the plugins. MAKE SURE THAT FIREFOX WORKS!!!!! (stupid FOSS...) Then activate Remote Desktop so you can fix the machine remotely. And, voila, you got a happy relative with a happy computer.
      And you can have happy Xmases forever, without have to being cursed because of the homo-fanboy F*ckuntu...

    23. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did[n't] you setup a restore image in the first place created on the Windows clean installation?

      This is beyond me, too. But still, restoring from a perfectly well-preserved image gives you all the hassle of manually doing all the upgrades and software installs you have deleted by using that outdated image. (With Debian-based distros, it's mainly a matter of properly using dpkg --get-selections and --set-selections.)

      On a personal note, I don't even know how exactly to create a usable (and small) restore image with Windows, therefore I'd be bound to do this step with a Linux live CD. And because I don't want to use different operating systems for all these tasks, I prefer to use Linux from the very beginning. ;)

      And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

      Sorry for your extremely slow connection. If that's the problem, I'd opt for burning live CDs on another PC and install Linux from there every time a new version is out (half a year if Ubuntu is concerned). Settings and data can still be preserved without much hassle; and installation takes about 10 minutes.

      I have really no problem your post and have used Ubuntu desktop with success in the past, but it just irks me how much GNU/Linux people bend the truth when pushing their agenda. Or maybe they really just don't know any better than just to "format and reinstall" on Windows.

      If you ask me, indeed, I don't know the great tricks of administering Windows anymore (stopped using and it about five years ago; and I was mostly a Win 98 kind of guy). But I'm under the strong impression that in general it's much easier to maintain a secure Linux box than a secure Windows box for other, computer-illiterate, people. Of course, a very experienced Windows admin could handle this much better than I or maybe the GP. That being said, I think it was not that much of bending the truth, but rather the GP's specific viewpoint. Windows looks so hard to manage from an apt-get-used mind that I don't see bad intent in GP's viewpoint.

    24. Re:Install Ubuntu by SnEptUne · · Score: 1

      I personally prefer gwenview

    25. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works well for her, aside from her occasionally unplugging it instead of shutting it down properly (I'm going to set it to mount / as read only to prevent this when I go there for holidays).

      Ubuntu can stop someone from unplugging their computer?!? Sweet!

      If you can get it to do my laundry, I'll definitely switch!

    26. Re:Install Ubuntu by PermanentMarker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your lack of knowledge about windows doesnt make windows bad
      For example he could use restore points.
      He could set folder permission, to protect against destruction.
      Or just some simple backup program like Paragon, and a boot CD.
      He might also lock down XP, there are excellent reads about how to do that.
      YOu might get a start here http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb457006.aspx
      So you could write your own policies, and only allow for certain programs to execute.
      Windows is a verry open aplication environment, so how about helping your parents remotely
      I help my parents sometimes using http://www.logmein.com/ when i cannot be there.

      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

      Altough i believe microsoft could still improve their OS.
      It is still a best choice for older people, due too its interface standards.

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    27. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandmother buys the CD ROMs of card games and greeting cards software that's sold at checkouts. It's pretty much Windows only. Linux is not an option if the users actually want to buy and install new software

    28. Re:Install Ubuntu by ubrgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to nitpick, but the comment, "It literally breaks by itself" isn't true, IMO. Third-party components in patches, etc. are most often the blame. Or malware. But that hardly constitutes breaking by itself. Especially in terms of "literally" doing so. I'm far from a fan of the OS, being a huge Mac fanboy (I have one Vista box in the house so I can see what the fuss is about. The other six are Macs and an Ubuntu file server for backups) but the statement isn't accurate.

      All that said, I concur with using Ubuntu. Much more user friendly for the elderly or those less computer adept.

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    29. Re:Install Ubuntu by Kijori · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the plural of "pedant" is Slashdot. :D

    30. Re:Install Ubuntu by StackedCrooked · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also create an admin account that you only know the password of. And give them a standard user account so that they can't mess up their system.

    31. Re:Install Ubuntu by davro · · Score: 0

      Agreed, i installed Unbuntu just over three years ago after Dad got pissed of how his new fast computer run about the same speed as his old machine, i explained that the bottle neck was windows and all the services, including secret services, anti virus. The startup from a cold start to desktop and all services loaded was just a joke beyond making a cup of coffee, more like time to actually start growing the coffee beans.

      I installed Ubuntu explained how it all came about Debian free/open source FSS and Mum really understood this and especially liked the idea of people sharing there ideas code (sweets/toys) with others.

      They love Ubuntu and would not have it another way, Dad is pleased as he does not have to pay for antivirus (antiscam) support.
      Mums bashing is also coming along, and she wonders why Ubuntu does not push more upstream watch out shuttleworth she might track you down like a naughty little boy and bash you up a bit if your upstream polices do not change.

    32. Re:Install Ubuntu by Uber+Banker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      LOL, a troll customised to a story is becoming an unusual thing! Note to anyone who even takes this a little seriously: Tech support may be done by SSH'ing into the root account of a Linux machine, from there you have full control. Installing Flash, or whatever, via the command line is documented many thousands of times. If you've never used Unix/Linux do not be afraid, the Bash etc command line is very simple and common commands are very well documented on very many websites, it's kinda similar to Command Prompt on Windows, but with loads of little programs all pre-installed (i.e. you don't have to download a bunch of stuff before a computer can do anything useful). This post was brought to you by 'It just (just!) might be a troll financed by an MS FUD campaign, therefore deserves a response.'

    33. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Your lack of knowledge about windows doesnt make windows bad [...]
      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

      Wow, you seem like a really knowledgeable person! You must be some guru, please teach us more! /sarcasm

    34. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Informative

      "flash didn't install properly. So, I had to teach a 80 year's old how to untar and copy a library "

      Nice attempt at a troll, but that hasn't been the case for several years now.

      Now Mozilla simply asks you if you would like to download "flash-Plugin_nonfree" from the multiverse repository.

      You click "yes", type in your password and restart firefox.

      It's no harder than installing it on Windows.

      But don't listen to me. You just sit there happy in your bitter little world and clutch that Windows safety blanket to your wittle chest shill-boy

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    35. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I disagree. I got my Dad on to Ubuntu a few years ago. He loves it. He's 73 now and handles all the updates and version upgrades himself, installs software packages through synaptic etc. As for windows, it confuses him. If someone has NO computer experience, don't give them windows. I run a computer repair business and the window pop-ups etc just confuse people. XP drives older people nuts. Ubuntu isn't perfect, but it's a lot easier, has a logical, easy menu structure and is hard to break.

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    36. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Plus, if you do a lot of upgrades you simply install apt-cacher on one of your machines and point apt to that.

      Updates from a fresh-install-from-CD to all-the-latest-patches takes, literally, minutes. It takes longer to apply the patches than it does to download them.

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    37. Re:Install Ubuntu by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because Most of the time I dont travel with my entire IT kit. so making a restore image and everything else is not on my mind.

      Backup data - 1-2 hours
      Install XP - 1-3 hours. depending on machine speed
      Install SP3 - 1 hour
      Install drivers and find drivers - 1 hour
      Install apps - 4-6 hours
      move saved data back 1-2 hours
      Now try to set things back up so parents can simply get to it, which is importing the saved data back into the applications. 1-3 hours.

      Yup that's a solid day.

      Ubuntu complete reinstall...

      save /home/user directory - 1-2 hours.
      reinstall ubuntu 1-2 hours
      put /usr/home back 1-2 hours

      All done.

      It's not an agenda, Windows DOES in fact suck up acres of time.

      Windows "security" model causes heartache for the IT guy. I should be able to change the UID to match that of the saved data and simply plop it back in place and it and all apps magically work as if they were never reinstalled.

      Windows apps all suck, because the dev's are out of control and put things everywhere. The Registry is the stupidest idea ever. and finally windows security model is not only flawed it get's in the way of IT.

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    38. Re:Install Ubuntu by mpe · · Score: 1

      For those of us with parents who don't read English, Ubuntu has been a double blessing. The native language version of the Linux based OS is so much more available in the US than a legitimate (non-pirated) native language version of Windows.

      Also language support in open source programs can often be better than in proprietary software because it tends to be done by people who know the language/dialect in question and isn't subject to corporate whims about supporting that language.
      Windows has a big issue even with its support of English in that expects the whole world to use "US English" whereas with Ubuntu, if you are in the EU, South Africa, India, Australia, etc you will get the spellings you expect.

    39. Re:Install Ubuntu by rvw · · Score: 1

      Ten years ago Linux wasn't an option. So my parents first computer had Windows 98 installed, a few years later I installed Windows 2000. It still runs that same installation.

      I did the next best thing, forcing them to use Eudora mail and the Netscape browser (now Firefox of course). They also use Word and Excel. That's about it. They don't visit strange websites. If they receive mail that looks strange, I ask them to forward it to me. I taught them about virusses and spam, and in ten years they only had one innocent virus. I hope I can convince them to buy a new computer next year, and then I will install XP on it, with the classic theme.

      If I could do this again, I would install Ubuntu or advice them to buy a mac, and give them a gmail account (because of the excellent spam filters). Furthermore I have installed Firefox with adblock plus and noscript. Because they have no clue about noscript and javascript in general, I use a special configuration. I allow javascript in general, and only block a small set of sites.

      Furthermore I use Timbuktu to control their desktop in case of problems (Teamviewer is a good and free alternative, also for linux and osx). I phone them, put them on the speaker, and solve the problem, or watch what they do, or show them how I do things. Timbuktu and teamviewer allow live view, so I can see their mouse moving.

    40. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Whereas, on Linux, if you have been sensible enough to place /home on a separate partition, you can re-install the OS and reload all the apps you want with a single console command. Meanwhile the user's profile, desktop and all their data remains totally untouched, including the layout of the 1000 icons they keep strewn across their desktop.

      Truly, Windows is a fucking support nightmare in comparison.

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    41. Re:Install Ubuntu by davro · · Score: 0

      Ten teach her howto install free/open software using Synaptic or command line apt if she want to impress her retired friends.

      apt-cache search card games
      einstein - Puzzle game inspired on Einstein's puzzle
      freecell-solver-bin - Library for solving Freecell games
      ggz-game-servers - GGZ Gaming Zone: game servers collection
      ggz-gtk-games - GGZ Gaming Zone: game clients collection for GTK+
      junior-games-card - Debian Jr. Card Games
      junior-games-gl - Debian Jr. 3D Games (hardware acceleration required)
      junior-puzzle - Debian Jr. Puzzles
      kdegames-card-data-kde4 - Card decks for KDE 4 games
      kpat-kde4 - KDE 4 solitaire patience game
      libfreecell-solver-dev - Library for solving Freecell games (Development files)
      libfreecell-solver0 - Library for solving Freecell games
      libgames-cards-perl - Perl module for writing and playing card games
      libkdegames4-kde4 - KDE 4 games library and common files
      lskat-kde4 - Lieutnant Skat card game for KDE 4
      pcsx-bin - Sony PlayStation emulator -- binary
      pcsx-df - Sony PlayStation emulator -- binary
      pcsx-i18n - Sony PlayStation emulator -- extra languages
      pybridge - An online contract bridge game. Gtk client
      pysol - X11 solitaire game written in Python
      python-poker-network - multiplayer poker server and client library
      sillypoker - A poker game
      spider - A two deck solitaire game for the X Window System
      vgacardgames - Four SVGAlib card games
      xjig - An X11 jigsaw puzzle
      gnome-cards-data - data files for the GNOME card games
      gnome-games - games for the GNOME desktop
      kdegames-card-data - Card decks for KDE games
      kpat - KDE solitaire patience game
      libkdegames1 - KDE games library and common files
      lskat - Lieutnant Skat card game for KDE

      Should keep her going until she learns, C or python or ruby or java or whatever.

    42. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I never realised how much time I spent on fixing friends windows boxen until recently."

      I'm probably a bit older than you. Quite a while back I learned to "just say no". It gets easier when you can say "I don't use Windows, you will have to find a windows person to fix that."

      Inevitably, they then ask "Don't use Windows? What do you use then?" and I'm sure you can fill in the rest yourself.

      As you've obviously realised, life gets sooo much easier after you've done this.

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    43. Re:Install Ubuntu by BrentH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thing is, Windows systems do appear to accumulate clutter, no matter how you use it. Be it viruses or spyware (a big problem with senior citizens, in fact all non computer aficionados) or all the updates from the basic software utils you need (Adobe reader, Quicktime, some sort of Office suite), Windows itself even. I find that a Linux system (Ubuntu in particular for me) takes all that away. Of course, no viruses or spyware, and a central updatemanager that knows what it does and doesnt accumulate cruft in the way Windows does.

      If you want maintenance free, go with Ubuntu.

    44. Re:Install Ubuntu by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, I am not aware of any desktop-oriented Linux distribution that ships without a preinstalled web browser, mail client and office suite.

      As well as lots of other stuff which would be extra under Windows. Often integrated (or integratable) with the same management system as the core OS.

      Secondly, the times when printing or using web cams under Linux was reserved for kernel hackers are long gone. The initial installation is still not as simple and accessible as it should be, but day-to-day usability is, at least in my experience, better than the hog-pog mix of HP printer applets, Epson scan software and Creative web cam managers.

      Installing and using are different things. The former being something which should only happen very infrequently.

    45. Re:Install Ubuntu by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

      HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

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    46. Re:Install Ubuntu by icebraining · · Score: 1

      So you had VNC running but couldn't install Flash, hmmm... Something is wrong there.

      Besides, where is tar and whatnot in installing flash: http://www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/flash ?
      No terminals whatsoever.

      I understand that you use Windows, but don't try to flush problems on Ubuntu that don't exist.

    47. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      !/bin/bash/ WASH_DIR=/hall/laundry if [socks dirty] then cd $WASH_DIR ./bin/wash-socks exit fi Works for me!:D

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    48. Re:Install Ubuntu by betso.net · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your knowledge about the OS's produced in Redmond does not make them better. My parents use also Ubuntu since years and the problems they had in the past with Windows are gone... however you may name this phenomenon. I don't see any reason except for some gamers to stick with Windows anymore. This is a perfect situation for a Linux/BSD/Solaris solution.

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    49. Re:Install Ubuntu by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Funny

      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.

      You were ex communicated from your entire ungrateful family. Surely that was worth the time investment of Ubuntu in itself?

      "Hey, I heard that you're having some computer difficulties again. Y'want me to pop over and try to fix it? Oh right, you don't trust me to do it anymore. Fair enough, you might be better asking someone a bit more qualified than me"." [fx: pats Ubuntu CDS and whispers "Thankyou, Shuttleworth!"]

      In my experience, getting people like that stay away is rarely that easy.

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    50. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea,but maybe using a specialized interface such as sugar(available on ubuntu) could make the process of learning easier:
      *evrything is saved instantaneously
      *no filesystem representations

    51. Re:Install Ubuntu by rasherbuyer · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. I set my parents up with Kubuntu about 3 years ago. Since then I've had to upgrade the hardware due to the additional uses my dad's found for it (photo processing mainly).

      I rarely get support calls. The last one was to change email settings when my dad decided to change ISP.

    52. Re:Install Ubuntu by xella · · Score: 1

      Hi, Yes i was also getting problems before but after installing Ubuntu but now the problem is reduced to nothing. Drug Intervention

    53. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      [fx: pats Ubuntu CDS and whispers "Thankyou, Shuttleworth!"]

      How come for the rest of us *nix users have to beat the windows clones away with clubs to stop them asking us to fix their diseased machines?

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    54. Re:Install Ubuntu by JamesTRexx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem isn't the lack of knowledge, the problem is that you need the knowledge to do things that are not needed on Ubuntu for instance.
      Set file permissions, locking down Windows and applications takes more work and knowledge than installing most popular distros.
      If there's an equal choice between Windows and *nix, I always go for *nix.

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    55. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      True. The two R's of Windows. Reboot and Reinstall.
      Fixes everything except Windows...

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    56. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer "virora".

    57. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Because it seems that if you installed Windows properly, meaning set them up as a limited user, then they would not only not have to worry about the malware but they then can actually purchase software for their machine rather than have to learn a system (Synaptic) to download it from the web.

    58. Re:Install Ubuntu by miknix · · Score: 1

      Exactly,

      I left two Gentoo Linux computers on my parents house. The main computer is acting as gateway, firewall, file server, print server... My sister is currently using it with gnome and she loves it.
      The other one is currently being used by my parents (with gnome too).

      The two boxes don't update automatically. I do the updates myself once I arrive parents home or if needed, I update remotely using a secure shell.

      They don't have a root password, they don't need it. Everything works, everyone is happy.

    59. Re:Install Ubuntu by gruntled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm no Microsoft fanboy, but I gave my mom MSN TV 2 five years ago and the only tech support I've ever done is change the batteries in the wireless keyboard.

    60. Re:Install Ubuntu by jtev · · Score: 1

      You really should put /home on its own partition. It saves a LOT of time if you have to reinstall, and it makes drive upgrades a little easier too. I often put it on a different physical disk from / and /usr.

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    61. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Huh.
      I guess I'm doing it wrong.
      I started with 2 partitions, FAT32 & NTFS, installed Win2k Pro, then patched it up.
      Installed Tiny Personal Firewall v2.0.15, Firefox (with adblock, firenes, and IEview plugins), SpyBot, irfanview, media player classic, WinAmp 2.95, RealVNC server 4.0, adobe 5 (this was before Foxit 3 came out), their HP all-in-one printer software, DivX, Xvid & various other codec packs, Audacity (my dads a musician), open office (my moms a writer), Shockwave, Mozilla Thunderbird, Juno (my moms been using it since it was free dial-up, she likes the interface), winzip, Winrar, 7z, notepad++, JAVA, AVG, Picasa (when it came out), and thats essentially it.
      Then, a script to rar the "my documents" folder to the 1st partition at bootup once a week, incrementing rar filename each time; chkdsk /f every 2 weeks at startup, and defrag every 3 weeks.
      Disable all phone-home software, including windows update; to be safe, several domains are pointed to localhost in the HOSTS file. remove all IE & OE icons, put shortcuts for everything they are likely to need in the alluser profile. Select registry changes to turn off some of the more obnoxious windows stuff.
      After installing all this and making sure everything plays well with each other, I then ghosted the 2nd partion to a compressed image on the 1st.
      They have 2 emergency CD's; the first blows away the NTFS partition, then recreates it from the image on the 1st partition
      The 2nd is KNOPPIX; if they can't get ahold of me or think that I need to look at things before they use the other emergency CD. I also encourage them to just play around with it.
      This has worked perfectly for the last 3+ years; if they get suspicious about something, I just come in through VNC viewer and take a look; probably every day for the first 2 weeks, then maybe once a week, now maybe once a month, if that. TPF turned on to paranoid mode doesn't let anything get in or get installed without a pop-up telling you about it. I go ahead and update & run SpyBot whenever I come in for a peek (BTW, one of the recent SPyBot updates has started really screwing with the registry; it's optimized for XP and just causes Win2k's registry to expand); I usually update the virus definitions at the same time, and delete some of the older "My Documents" backups.
      They've usedthe emergency restore CD once, about 2 years ago; I need to update the image on my next visit.

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    62. Re:Install Ubuntu by Casandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. Interface standards: Every programm looks different depending on the year is was made. Some things don't even make sense, unless you take the history behind it into account.

      2. Of course you can modify a Windows machine to be user-friendly and managable, but that takes days of work. And even then you'll still need to manually restore it. A typical Ubuntu installation is done in less than an hour and you already have a fairly optimal system. I mean Windows doesn't even come with Firefox!

    63. Re:Install Ubuntu by limaxray · · Score: 1

      It's no harder than installing it on Windows.

      I disagree - it's easier than in Windows. In Windows you actually have to go to Adobe's web site and manually download the appropriate version and install it. At least that has been my experience.

    64. Re:Install Ubuntu by Oswald · · Score: 1

      LOL. Everybody seems to be enjoying this one so much I couldn't bring myself to mod it Troll. It's up to +4 Insightful as I write and getting funnier by the second.

    65. Re:Install Ubuntu by cheftw · · Score: 0

      should be, but day-to-day usability is, at least in my experience, better than the hog-pog mix of HP printer applets

      I know what a hog is, and I know what a pog is. However this "hog-pog" of which you speak both confuses and intrigues me.

      It does look a little like a hodge-podge but I'm sure if you'd meant that you would have said it.

      Also sorry, I usually only inflict my pedantry on the windows crowd.

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    66. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in order to have a safe and well-behaved computer, I can either install Windows and follow your long and obscure list of tweeks, or I can just install Ubuntu with a couple of mouse clicks?

    67. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He's not saying he knows all but saying parent does not.

    68. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just install Flash after you've installed the OS.

      Seriously, forgetting about Flash was your own mistake.

      I myself installed Ubuntu on my father's PC when Windows broke for the nth time. I told him this was the last time I fixed Windows for him. He loves Ubuntu.

      But again, remember to fix everything on the first visit! Install flash and set up the printer. Try connecting their camera camera (or memory card reader) to make sure it works.

      And btw, I've had to help the elders with both Flash and Java on Windows-machines.

      This is not about fanboyism, but about installing the OS that, once set up, will work for the longest without assistance.

    69. Re:Install Ubuntu by brassmaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm sorry, this says nothing about Ubuntu and everything about your intelligence. If you really were savvy at all, you would have thought to `sudo apt-get install flashplayer-nonfree`. Seriously. It really doesn't get any easier than that. It doesn't ask you any questions. It doesn't even require that you know what website it comes from. You sir, are an idiot. Your language only furthers this opinion I have of you. Thank you for giving me a laugh and for giving me the opportunity to reinforce the suggestions of all the posts before you. You are the kind of person over which Microsoft salivates. Merry Christmas.

    70. Re:Install Ubuntu by limaxray · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but installing software with Synaptic is much much easier than trying to purchase and install software for Windows. Almost any software package you could want can be download and installed using Synaptic in exactly the same way (search, mark for installation, apply). Once it's done doing all of the work for you, you can be fairly certain it will work as expected.

      Installing stuff in Windows requires either going to the store and purchasing the right software package or searching through the internet, while trying to avoid all of the malware and porn. Once you actually have the software in hand, it is then installed in some non-standard way depending on the deployment tools that particular developer decided to employ. Once it is installed, you have no guarantee that it will even work because some other non-standard installer may have botched up some dependency. In which case Windows will surely report to you a meaningless and utterly useless error message.

      No, the method of installing software in Windows is definitely not one of its stronger points in terms of ease of use.

    71. Re:Install Ubuntu by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be a collective noun, not a plural.

      I'll get my coat....

    72. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      And how much time did you use on this? Sounds like it didn't happen in a day...

    73. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did this happen? For a very long time (since mandriva 6?) I've been toying with switching over to linux full time.

      2 Years ago I would fully agree with the above post, however, things have changed now. Since probably 5 years ago, I've always had a dual boot computer. Some version of linux and Windows. Always with the hope I could leave windows far behind. Yet up until Ubuntu 8.04 the switch wasn't possible for me. I was always stuck in windows world for much of the reasons mentioned above. Perhaps it was a banking web site that didn't work, or some driver that was just too much of a pain in the ass to get working properly or some much needed program (ie. skype) wouldn't work.
      Today I'm glad to say, everything I (highlight the I, it may not be for everyone) need works. I still have a dual boot machine, just in case something pops up, but I can honestly say I spend 99.9% of my time on my Ubuntu. Installation was a breeze and everything works.

      I would closely examine what your parents need and do the proper analysis, but if your going for simplicity, linux could be your solution.

      How

    74. Re:Install Ubuntu by arachnoprobe · · Score: 1

      And the plural of "pedant" is Slashdot.

      No, thats the pluralis maiestatis.

    75. Re:Install Ubuntu by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      Actually, my grandma really liked XP, but she got a new computer recently that came with Vista and, well, you get the idea. Linux isn't always the answer! She's comfortable with XP, so I see no reason to set her up with something completely different (which includes Vista and Ubuntu).

      (Cue the -1 Flamebait in 3... 2...)

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    76. Re:Install Ubuntu by Cuppa+'Joe'+Black · · Score: 1

      How do you people get your parents to use a computer to begin with? I have to print photos at Snapfish and mail letters. I know if I finally managed to convince Mom to use a PC she would abandon it in disgust the first piece of naughty spam came her way. And then shame on me!

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    77. Re:Install Ubuntu by mrphoton · · Score: 1

      I know Fanboy Homos will get crazy .....

      I don't think using the word 'Homo' is cool.

    78. Re:Install Ubuntu by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      Add another Ubuntu vote here. My fiancé's parent's laptop got messed up somehow and wouldn't boot. They didn't have anything on it and basically just used it for web surfing. Rather than repair or reinstall Windows, I wiped it and put Ubuntu on there. Installing the Adobe version of Flash is simple; It's right there in the repository. It also boots much faster than Windows XP since it's an old laptop. My future father-in-law now loves "Not Windows", as he calls it.

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    79. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      You expect people to spend hours locking down something built to be insecure? If it was built to be secure you wouldn't need to do that. If it was built to be secure the revenue stream made from securing (or repairing, restoring or renewing) a Windows PC would dry up. The line that had me almost falling off my chair laughing was "you can write your own policies". Shouldn't that be done for you? The bottom line here, is that you're fighting against Microsoft's business model by spending hours reading and applying different fixes (not to mention the potential added expense of additional programs). Why?

      Most modern Linux distros are much easier out of the box, especially those aimed at the Linux newbie who don't want to spend any time "fixing" the flaws; they just want to use their PC. Distros like Ubuntu / Mint / PCLinusOS / Mandriva are perfect for this. Not only are Linux boxes built with security in mind from the ground up, they are also easy to upgrade and use via a GUI (for most normal user tasks). Even on a distro which has problems upgrading like Fedora, simply backing up the users home folder (including the .files / .folders), wipe, reinstall, restore the backup and you're back to the same state with a fresh new installed OS. You're not gonna come close to that on Windows.

      If you really want to take the hassle out of an already pretty solid Linux / UNIX setup, use rsync on their home folder to a spare USB hard drive, then reverse the source / destination on the restore leg after the fresh OS has been put on. If you don't like the scripted way of doing things (which I don't) try Grsync which gives a simple to use GUI for rsync, letting you tick everything you want, along with options for preserving permissions, ownership etc. It can be set to delete stuff on the target end that's not on the source end, so leaving an external USB drive at your parents for them to use once a month on their home folder is a dawdle. It'll never run out of space (assuming its the same size (or bigger) than their home folder.

      Any time you need to reinstall the OS you have to do some post-install configuration. Chances are, most of the hardware will be found and installed without any hassle. A copy of the home folder will apply all the settings for all the packages meaning you only need set up the larger font sizes, block messages etc once. This leaves you with a minor hassle of fixing the odd piece of hardware Linux didn't find. Presumably if you set them up with Linux the first time round, then you're gonna be prepared with the solution to that; like the driver on a pendrive that you brought with you. With Linux you're less likely to have to reinstall the OS, since malware is not an issue. The only reason is a newer version of the distro has been released. More and more distros are getting the "upgrade" option to work more reliably. This will only improve.

      As an added bonus, Linux is free. You can upgrade if or when you choose.....not when Microsoft decides it needs more money from you and forces your hand into your wallet.

    80. Re:Install Ubuntu by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I don't think the words "open" and "standards" mean what you think they mean.

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    81. Re:Install Ubuntu by InterBigs · · Score: 1

      Same here.. my grandfather of 83 who never touched a computer in his entire life is e-mailing and ordering groceries happily with his Ubuntu Linux computer.

      I really think that a nagging Windows install would have taken a lot of the fun out of computing for him. Also, it's great that other relatives don't mess around with his system ('Oh you really need this piece of software!') so everything still works as good as it did 2 years ago.

      A Mac would have done fine too by the way, but that was a bit too expensive when we started, since it was just an experiment.

    82. Re:Install Ubuntu by Swizec · · Score: 1

      And you couldn't install flash properly over that VNC why exactly? See this is why I'd opt to install linux on an old person's computer: instant ssh access when something breaks so I can fix it without their being any the wiser.

    83. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. It's sorta how I came around - it was either charge them to maintain their setup or give them something that is stable enough that I don't need to be bothered. Not so surprisingly they were suddenly very keen on the alternatives.

    84. Re:Install Ubuntu by Swizec · · Score: 1

      Last time I did an ubuntu version update the files downloaded in 20minutes. But I guess we should all blame our slow network connections on the OS, because naturally windows takes so much less time to download 600 megs than Ubuntu does.

    85. Re:Install Ubuntu by Malevolyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The simple fact that Linux isn't Windows doesn't inherently make it better, either. Arguable, yes, but hopefully the point is gotten. But while my parents use Xubuntu and are fine with it, they do have their gripes. They come from long time use of Windows, so the transition was somewhat difficult. The only reason I didn't just set them back up with XP is due to fact that setting up a thumbdrive live distro of Xubuntu was easier than replacing the optical drive in their laptop (works fine, but you can't boot from it for whatever reason that doesn't matter anymore).

      Honestly, I don't think OS matters for users that only need, say, email, a browser, and a word processor. You could probably get away with something like MenuetOS.

      The only reason I stick with Windows is because it's more work than it's worth to get a decent music production setup in Linux. I'm stuck with Windows and OS X for that.

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    86. Re:Install Ubuntu by v1 · · Score: 1

      just getting a static IP for the parent's Windows box so you can remote in for periodic maintenance would also be a decent way to go.

      Or set up a cron job on their computer to push their current IP address to your server. Set that up when you're installing the periodic backup script. Works great here.

      Or if you are purely mac and don't want to deal with firewalls and non static ips on both ends, you can use the "back to my mac" feature of mobileme to remote into it anytime from anywhere.

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    87. Re:Install Ubuntu by Malevolyn · · Score: 2

      That's assuming the elderly user you're working with knows about Firefox or even cares. Of course even with Windows I'd be sure to nuke every possible way for them to fine IE and make sure they use Firefox. So I suppose I agree with you somewhat.

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    88. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2, Informative

      I forgot to add:

      Prepare a bash script with all the applications they use that don't come pre-installed with the distro you set them up with.

      sudo apt-get install mozilla-thunderbird gthumb ....you get the idea. That way you can simply run that after the fresh install & update of the packages. It saves the phone call when they go to run a program they used to use and it's not there. The alternative is to show them how to use the package manager to fill those gaps themselves. Or for you to do it remotely for them.

    89. Re:Install Ubuntu by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Umm... apt-get install flash? You'd only need to do it once and then the normal update mechanics should keep it up to date.

      (The package name is different but I forget it)

    90. Re:Install Ubuntu by v1 · · Score: 1

      reinstall ubuntu 1-2 hours

      does that include updates?

      I assume there are also some custom apps you will need to reinstall such as staroffice and thunderbird? Bare bones ubuntu won't get much done?

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    91. Re:Install Ubuntu by carterson2 · · Score: 1

      I put Ubuntu on an old laptop for my 14 yr old ""GIRL"" neighbor. Then it dawned on me, what the Flip am I doing? Flash will never work, games will never work. I awoke and quickly put on my circa 2000 XP (which I got free from vending at Comdex I might add). Ubuntu could work, but not without a parent figure like Steve Jobs MAKING it work!

    92. Re:Install Ubuntu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With all that necessary just to run an end-user system, Windows will never be ready for the desktop.

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    93. Re:Install Ubuntu by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Right click My Docs and see if you can't figure out how to do that on Windows. That only does docs, if you want the profile you'll have to right click my computer and change some settings in Computer Management.

      On a network there is something called group policy and active directory that lets you set this for the entire domain. A nightmare!!!

      Seriously, at least bash Windows with stuff it can't easily do.

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    94. Re:Install Ubuntu by carterson2 · · Score: 1

      Ever read the hotel reviews in maps.google.com. You can tell they are written by the hotel owners.....

    95. Re:Install Ubuntu by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Informative
      "Apart from that, the main advantage of windows is that all the "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux."

      Really? Here's me experience:
      1. Web browsing -- FireFox, done
      2. Photo viewing -- Gwenview, digiKam, or any of the thousands of others
      3. Photo printing -- ...click on print, select quality. Better, just set the default quality for your parents, so that they never even know it had to be done. Just like Windows, really
      4. Web cams -- This is juicy. I'm in college, my mom and grandma want to use a web cam with me while I'm away. Cool, except that the university decides to put in place some moronically configured firewall. It totally kills Skype, totally kills Yahoo! messenger's webcam, and so forth. Oddly enough, it doesn't kill SIP, and so I just go with Ekiga on Fedora Linux. Grandma's setup works, my setup works...Mom wants to keep windows, and the nightmare begins. Ekiga for Windows crashes every few minutes, no other SIP compatible softphone could be found (I am sure one exists), and in the end, Mom gives up and doesn't want to even touch the setup for Grandma, who cannot turn the computer on and needs help. Had everyone been running Linux, this entire situation would have worked just fine from day 1.

      Ubuntu, Fedora, Mandriva, etc. have all become easier to use, and more reliable for "senior citizen tasks" than Windows. Nothing more needs to be said, people just need to get over the assumption that "Linux is too hard." For people who just want web access and photos, Linux is there.

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    96. Re:Install Ubuntu by FtheRIAA · · Score: 1

      I helped my grandparents with vista for a while but after seeing how bad vista really is I suggested Ubuntu. They said no. A few days later when their computer would only boot to a black screen. Ubuntu was loaded the next day. I set everything up and now its so less stressful helping them out. As much as I don't like Ubuntu, its way better than having to deal with a computer that has vista on it. So far its working out.

    97. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to THAT much trouble, yeah you can lock down Windows. Locking down Ubuntu?
                Install it. Back up the home directory if you want. Done!
                Installing those other apps amounts to picking them off a list (Add/Remove programs) or a larger list (synaptic) and clicking "apply". Most of them already come with it though (zip/rar/etc. are all handled by gnome natively for instance)
                The only "phone-home" software is ubuntu periodically checking for updates -- which can be disabled.

                Since you have a working setup, clearly you should keep using it. But, it's a lot of work for someone to do from scratch, when the alternatives are "put on the cd, done."

    98. Re:Install Ubuntu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.

      Just go upstairs, already. Your mom will be happy to see you again.

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    99. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude, read what you just wrote. If you are serious, I would like to know how much you charge your folks for support.

      Score: 5 Ridiculous

    100. Re:Install Ubuntu by Darundal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know you can make Ubuntu or pretty much any other Linux distro (especially any that you would be installing for less knowledgeable tech users) look like Windows. I actually have a guest account set up on my computer that is all Windowsified.

    101. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Updates don't take all that long and are applied by typing -

      sudo apt-get update; sudo apt-get upgrade

      Ubuntu tends to come with OO.o installed and evolution mail. If you don't want evolution mail (I've never used it) installing Thunderbird is a 30 second job involving the typing of-

      sudo apt-get install thunderbird

      Of course you could do this with the graphical software tool, but I'm a terrific geek and find command lines easier. Bare-bones Ubuntu comes with a lot of stuff already in place, more than enough for a full-featured internet box.

    102. Re:Install Ubuntu by talz13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe the same thing. If they have NO computer experience WHATSOEVER, why make them learn the MS way and worry about them breaking their pc or having it develop problems over time. Just start them off with linux and from that point on, linux will make sense to them. I set up my grandpa's PC with ubuntu this past year on the old PC he got from my uncle. The PC was old, had no valid XP license, badly needed a reinstall, and generally didn't work that well. I put ubuntu 8.04 on there and it works great, he learned how to use a PC on it, heck, his library even had a book on ubuntu! Now I just need to get him on the phone to sort out his DSL (no-sync issues) and he'll be all set again.

    103. Re:Install Ubuntu by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess you could do all this, or just install Ubuntu.

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    104. Re:Install Ubuntu by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mallware?

      Is that, like, retail point of sale software, or something?
      I guess it is pretty unlikely that your parents will install that... ;)

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    105. Re:Install Ubuntu by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      Undoing an accidental mod - Nothing to see here, move along.

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      Who need's speling and grammar?
    106. Re:Install Ubuntu by ivucica · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I only remember that ONE time I needed system restore it didn't work the way I expected it to. So, good bye, system restore, you don't exist for me.

      Personally, ignoring the whole story about freedom, I don't have a big problem with Windows. Fact is, they are more often targeted by malicious software, and you can't look under the hood, and I use GNU/Linux privately, but I've known people who have grown quite annoyed during first week of use, and switched back.

    107. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the above posters saying to put them on a version of Linux. I gave my mother-in-law, who has brain damage from three aneurysm surgeries, a Fedora box and taught her the few things she needed to know. She has yet to manage to break it at all. When I had given her a Windows box several years ago, she was breaking it all the time and I constantly had to go over and remove viruses and such. She absolutely loves Fedora and recommends it/shows it off to all her sisters and their husbands (pretty much anyone who comes over and is willing to have a look).

    108. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I helped my grandmother maintain a windows machine for a few years and it was a pain. getting calls about strange dialog boxes, icons moving, fears about virus and all that.

      I installed Ubuntu a few months ago and after a quick tour I haven't heard a thing. She loves it.

    109. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Right click My Docs and see if you can't figure out how to do that on Windows."

      Been there, done that. Once you reinstall you have to go through (every user) and reinstate those "non-standard" My Documents locations manually, all the while hoping that each NTUSER.DAT file doesn't spit the dummy because something has changed in the god-forsaken clusterfuck that is the registry that it doesn't like.

      No thanks.

      "if you want the profile you'll have to right click my computer and change some settings in Computer Management."

      You have obviously never had to re-instate a Windows box with multiple user accounts. You make this process sound easy, whereas in reality it can be a huge pita, which multiplies by the number of accounts you have to do it for.

      By contrast, on Linux, you have to do . . . ummm, nothing

      "On a network there is something called group policy and active directory that lets you set this for the entire domain"

      Yes, well, when you have a domain at your grandmothers house please get back to us, until then you are nothing but a tosser with an overpriced MS certification looking to justify your ill-advised training investment.

      --
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    110. Re:Install Ubuntu by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      What if they want to do a bit more than "check their mail/internet"? What if they want to use application XYZ that their friends do?

      Sure there'll be something similar (and in many cases different but actually better) in the "free" world, but if it's not "exactly the same" won't you get the "why can't I run application XYZ" question?

      The reason that I ask is that I've never seen a "senior" newbie user who doesn't have a requirement (or a perceived requirement) for the elusive "application XYZ", be it some crappy game, or some brand of technical software, or a bit of fluff that came with some hardware.

    111. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I've done too! I used to fix people's machines. Then I charged a flat $50 for it (which VERY few wanted to pay. They'll pay Geek Squad to not fix a computer but won't pay someone else to pay it. My parents neighbor tried bringing their portable over ANYWAY "for me to look at." Me: "Yep, that's pretty messed up." Them: "So you'll fix it right?" (no sign of money) Me (when I realize they intend to not pay): "Well, would you do work for me for free?" Them: "Of course not." I said "Sorry I don't do freebies", they STILL didn't get it and thought I'd fix it, I finally had to leave.

                THEN, the toolkit I was using all became out of date. I really don't use Windows, my parents don't use Windows (Ubuntu), my sister doesn't use Windows.. and I wasn't making mad cash fixing other peoples Windows systems, and they'd literally get harder to fix and more crapped up every time. So I quit.

                These people BEG me to fix their machines now (which I can't do, the tools I used to use are far too out of date.) In my area there's a true brain drain of anyone to fix windows boxes. They either

      1) Works IT in some company and is
                a) sick of windows by the time they get home and probably wouldn't help fix it because of this and
                b) they use corporate-style preventative measures and imaging, they would not try to *fix* a broken windows install anyway.

      2) Most I know are now using Ubuntu, Debian, FreeBSD, MacOS X, etc. They, like me, would fix people's windows boxes, but are now too far out of the loop and don't really know where to begin. I for instance know that AVG6 and Ad-aware are woefully out of date, but I don't use windows and have no reason to find out what virus software etc. is good.

      3) My 3rd issue is a sense of professional pride. Any Windows setup I fixed, they would NOT quit running Outlook and IE, get a good virus scanner, and so on. It made for great repeat business, but due to a sense of professional pride now that there are Linux distros that are legitimately easy enough to use, i don't want to try to fix up shitty windows installs (98, me, xp, are too insecure, and vista is too bloated and slow. And, to preempt someone saying "Vista isn't bloated", yes it is.)

                4) Work for Geek Squad or something; they can't REALLY fix windows boxes, they just charge for it.

    112. Re:Install Ubuntu by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      You should have made them a limited user and been done with it. If they ever need to install anything legitimately, which is rare for technophobes, you can walk them through how to log in as admin.

      Ive had some of the worst users imaginable unable to break machines because they simply dont have the rights.

    113. Re:Install Ubuntu by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      NTRconnect works on Linux, and the LogMeIn client will work on Linux with the right plugin:

      http://community.logmein.com/logmein/board/message?board.id=29&message.id=21

      TeamViewer is especially handy for granny tech support, but unfortunately it's for Windows and Mac OS only.

      http://www.teamviewer.com/

      I'd just use VNC, works on anything :)

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    114. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of virus is viruses

      Then what's the plural of mongoose? My wife says mongeese, but I prefer to think that it's polygoose.

    115. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      P.S. Yes, I realise the NTUSER.DAT is a problem for moving the profiles rather than My Doc's, I should have proof read my post before hitting submit

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    116. Re:Install Ubuntu by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Yep right on the money, XP SP3, legit copy, with auto updates, firefox with some decent plugins, a good AV package and remote access, you can do a heck of a lot.

      I recommend logmein.com to be installed on there, incase they have a dynamic ip.

    117. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every year or so, I install Ubuntu Leaping Lemming or some such (or dl the LiveCD), only to find out that my USB wireless LAN card STILL isn't supported, unless you want to get crazy with the ndisWrapper or something. This is the kind of stuff that keeps me from installing *nix on my Grandma D's computer. When can I get some support? BTW I have a better-than-normal understanding of computers, even some Unix. I am certainly more familiar than Grandma would be.

    118. Re:Install Ubuntu by sandoval88419 · · Score: 1

      We'll have Xmas diner tonight, and my dad has requested me an XP CD (that I have not) so that he repairs his broken setup. He's not that old but he deserves respect and comfort. I'll bring him an Ubuntu live CD.

    119. Re:Install Ubuntu by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

      so this guy didn't install flash before he walked out the door? he probably didn't do any of the nonfree codecs (i think they're all in one package in ubuntu so mp3, divx, etc) and then dvdcss2 is seperate anyway. he must be new here.

    120. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, make it real easy.

      Install Linux. So every time your parents need help, they can get STFU n00b, go RTFM.

      Ubuntu on my grandmothers laptop was a mission in pulling my hair out, getting a divorce, wanting to kill every small puppy I ever ran across for 6 months afterwards, etc.

      OTOH, installing XP was easy, everything on the laptop works, she has OFFICE (which all her friends have, and makes it VERY easy. Instead of hearing "lucy does it this way, why doesn't my computer work that way", I now hear "This is great. I have the same thing as Lucy, and when I had a problem last night, I could call her instead of you!!!".

      Oh yeah, I guess I should have told Granny to go to the local Linux Users Group, huh?

      People who OS bash are like runners in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard

      --Toll_Free

    121. Re:Install Ubuntu by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      what the Flip am I doing? Flash will never work,

      WTF!?! Why do people still maintain this old crap. It's like saying men will never walk on the moon. You are living in the past. Want to install a native 64bit flash plugin? What OS can you do that on?

      Games granted, they are targeted at windows, but that's really all windows is good for for most consumers - a toy.

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    122. Re:Install Ubuntu by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Grr, I wish I could so something about my parents computers. I got called several days ago, and then again yesterday after I didn't retrun the call (I'm a bad son).

      I am sick and tired of fixing fucked up windows installs. The problem is that windows is a major pain in the ass without an admin account, and running as an admin is just asking for trouble.

      Looks like this christmas, I get to fix a computer! YEY! Just like last christmas...

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    123. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 2

      What a load of shit.

      I'll sum it up for you:
      "As an added bonus, Linux is free. You can upgrade if or when you choose.....not when Microsoft decides it needs more money from you and forces your hand into your wallet."

      Means: I'm too stupid when given an option to not reach for my wallet each time a shiny new box shows up at CompUSA.

      IOW, why would you have to upgrade? Why would you be forced into an upgrade?

      It's been almost 9 years, and Win2K still runs everything you or your family needs.

      So please, why, again, would you HAVE to upgrade?

      You drive a Volkswagen, don't you? :)

      --Toll_Free

    124. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Maintenance free?

      I'm plagued by updates almost fucking DAILY on my Ubuntu 8.04 machine.

      How is daily updates maintenance free?

      --Toll_Free

    125. Re:Install Ubuntu by NReitzel · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. My 82 year old mother-in-law loves to correspond with friends and relatives. For the last seven years, she's been running Slackware, at first with fvwm2 and then with xfce. She has icons for mail, music, gpod, abiword, a file manager. Her system is set up to run chkroot periodically and email me the results. She lives 1200 miles away from me, so onsite service is not really an option.

      We had some printing problems at first, but once the system was switched to CUPS, she's had no trouble at all. In point of fact, the only calls I get are things like "I can't get to my email" (ISP mail server down) and "How do I format a christmas card" (select template->card).

      No viruses, no go-nuts-for-no-reason.

      It's worked, well, for us.

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      Don't take life too seriously; it isn't permanent.

    126. Re:Install Ubuntu by mad_cat_elite · · Score: 1

      I think most of you who have replied to this post have don't get the point.

      I myself have a parent that uses XP, but I also have a background in tech support for Internet and OS, and I can tell you that few people like to change to something different. I can agree Ubuntu is safer and better, but some people, especially those advance in their years, refuse to learn and will panic at the first sign of trouble.

      Those few that have helped your parents to use Ubuntu, I think that is an achievement, but not everyone can be as successful as you. And just because someone chooses to use XP instead of a Linux distro for their parents doesn't make them a troll or a n00b, they just know it is easier for them to have them use XP.

      This is how I feel about my mother, she is use to the Windows Interface. If I switch it on her, no matter how much training I give her, she would never be happy with it. It has taken me years just to teach her to use Firefox, and yes I know Ubuntu is more secure and as I teach her how to do things with it, she wouldn't have as many problems, she would not be happy with it and just refuse to do anything to help herself.

      There are few people who really want to learn anything about computers, they simply want it to do what they desire and that's it. And once they get use to a certain feel of something, that's all they want to do. I remember back when I did dial up support (the horror), I had a customer call in that wanted to help as they didn't understand how to use it. So I set up their dial-up through IE and got them online but they were disappointed as there was no interface like AOL had and decided to cancel just for that reason. I could have tried to explain how this was better than AOL and you could get all of the same kind of AOL features through the internet, but they hung up before I could try. They were comfortable in their little bubble and that is how most computer illiterate people are.

    127. Re:Install Ubuntu by platypussrex · · Score: 1

      except that "easier" is contained in "no harder" so the parent was correct :-)

    128. Re:Install Ubuntu by houghi · · Score: 1

      I know somebody who installed SUSE and now openSUSE on computers for the elderly. In fact he made a living out of it. Wether you install Ubuntu, Kubuntu, openSUSE or any other distribution is irrelevant. Just use the one that you work with on a daily basis.

      I personally would rather use openSUSE then Ubuntu, because that is what I know and I know where to go when there are problems. I would get lost in Ubuntu. So any distribution will do. Basically for them it will be like any other pre-installed system.

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    129. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I avoid this cycle now by using VMware. Just set it to restore back to the save point every day on startup. No matter how bad they screw it up, or what viruses attack, a reboot brings it back!

    130. Re:Install Ubuntu by supremebob · · Score: 1

      The main problem with this idea is that you're going to end up becoming the sole tech support person for Grandma or Grandpop once you've switched them over to Linux, because odds are that nobody else in the family knows the operating system. They sure as hell won't be able to ask their Windows or Mac using friends for help, let alone call the local computer store for assistance if you're not around and they get into a bind.

      You'll also run into trouble if they decide to get a new printer (or iPod, or web cam, or digital camera, or practically anything else!), and have no idea how to install it themselves because the instruction manual is written for Windows or the Mac. More headaches for you, buddy.

      Honestly, I'd get them a Mac and be done with it. It's easy to use and fairly secure, and I'm not the only person in the family who has one. Also make sure to install desktop sharing on the machine so you can support it remotely as well.

    131. Re:Install Ubuntu by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I, too, agree. For anyone whether or not elderly, your best bet is to either buy them a Mac or install a good Linux distro (I've been using Mandriva but I hear good things about Ubantu).

      people complain that "Linux is hard to use", but that's only true for those at ease with Windows and Microsoft's habit of "my ass-backwards way or nothing". Rank noobs who never had much experience with computers, in my experience, learn Mandriva easily, while frustrated with Windows.

      Botmasters don't bother with Linux or Mac, because it's a lot harder to trojan either of those systems, and there are a lot more Windows boxes, and Linux users (at leas, possibly Mac users as well) are more knowledgeable about the risks and how to mitigate them.

      For older users, large icons are good, and be sure to install Firefox and show them how easy it is to resize fonts in it.

      If they're computer newbies you're going to do all the software installation anyway, might as well be on a box that isn't prone to being pwned.

    132. Re:Install Ubuntu by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Hard drives are cheap and Acronis is your friend. Just buy and install Acronis and have it set to do weekly differential backups. If they bork their PC you can just send them back a week and all is good. Two bits of advice though: One keep their My Documents folder on a separate partition, as 90% of your apps will save their and it keeps them from losing anything. I just put a second drive(remember HDD=cheap) and move My docs there. If you want to get fancy you can use Junction Magic to create a junction point where you want it, and that way if you ever do need to reinstall Windows the My Docs folder will automatically be one the new drive on startup.

      Number 2- do NOT mix the new Diskkeeper and Acronis! I found that out the hard way from a customer who had both. Diskkeeper kept trying to kick in while Acronis was backing up and it borked several of his files. Luckily he listened to me and backed everything to flash automatically until it got full enough to burn a CD, but if he hadn't it could have been nasty. But if you have relatives with PCs you don't want to have to work on Acronis home with the hidden restore partition and weekly differentials is the way to go. If they bork it you can walk them through a restore in under 10 minutes by phone. Hell of a lot nicer than having to keep working on them IMHO.

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    133. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      I started out with a family member before they where called MSN TV.

      What a great device. Before her laptop purchase, it was all WebTV. Cam on it, printer, you name it, grandma and grandpa had it, installed it, and it worked.

      Funny, MSN ad MSNTV both run under windows. And have auto-updates (which I did have a problem with, once, when the phone line died during an update, it was stuck in an endless update loop. Fix for us was to purchase the new version, since her WebTV was EOL by a year or so).

      Laptop, we tried XP, Vista and UBUNTU. XP stayed. It's her travelling machine, but for basic internet usage, she loves the MSN on her 60 inch "monitor".

      --Toll_Free

    134. Re:Install Ubuntu by nizo · · Score: 1

      If your platypii hadn't eaten all my sick walrii this would have never happened.

    135. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the simple fact that you ignored the "flash didn't install properly" in the beginning of the sentence.

      If it doesn't install properly, you're left with going and getting a tarball and making it install properly.

      Please, before you stop reading a sentence in your zeal to get your fanboi activism off, comprehend the ENTIRE sentence first.

      And yes, it's still the case, installing from tarballs, when the magicall mythicall UBUNTU repository stops working.

      --Toll_Free
      (disclaimer, I have a ubuntu system, at the house, working. It's my living room PC, and it works OK. The NVIDIA card works 90 percent (still don't have SVHS out working correctly, with the NVIDIA supplied drivers). WiFi sometimes drops for no apparent reason, etc. Otherwise, it's stable as FUCK. Just those couple little things REALLY piss me off).

    136. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      I also have something to add... GHOST, or whatever the current revision is......

      Have a entry in your boot.ini file that has a restore option in it. Ghost a new image to the computer. Mount your documents and settings somewhere on another drive, and you are good to go in disaster recovery.

      --Toll_Free

    137. Re:Install Ubuntu by egyptiankarim · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure how you got modded insightful by avoiding the question (how to configure a Windows PC for older people), but then again I'm not exactly sure while I'll be modded flamebait for simply saying the following:

      I recently gave my parents two little netbooks with Windows XP installed. I set myself up with a password protected admin account, and then gave them vanilla XP "limited user" accounts. Asked them what resolution they liked the best. Made sure they had desktop icons for their most frequently used apps and websites. Explained to them that they should probably call me up and ask if any download sites they happen to visit are reputable, and to be weary of what their friends send them in emails. I set them up with GMail accounts and configured the spam filtering for them, and then had little cards made up that they could give to their friends with the address on it. I install updates, patches, and whatever they seem to think they need/want whenever I happen to come by for a visit (every couple of months).

      That being said, it's been about a year or so now and neither one of them has done anything to damage or slow down their computers. They use their computers daily to check emails, chat on Skype, instant message, listen to music, etc, etc. My dad even does some bookkeeping on his. My mom plays Sodoku and subscribes to the icanhazcheeseburger feed. Most of the time I can help walk them through "complicated" things like adding contacts to their address book with a short phone call. No fuss, no muss.

      I don't really understand why people seem to have such a hard time with Windows.

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    138. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. I was thinking the same thing when I saw his post.

      "Well I just did this... (insert 3 paragraphs of long and convoluted technical backflips needed to make Windows even semi-secure)"

      OR

      "Well I just installed Ubuntu."

      I know which one I would pick.

      Besides, I LOVE my Grandparents, they are neat people. Why would I torture them with "Windows Pain"?

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      Official Heretic from the "Church of Global Warming". Proven right thanks to whistle blowers. AGW = Flat Earth Theory
    139. Re:Install Ubuntu by znerk · · Score: 1

      T[h]en teach her howto install free/open software using Synaptic or command line apt if she want to impress her retired friends.

      Or simply install wine, and let the autorun prompt install her software from the cd for her. If it's not 3d-rendered, it "just works". Most of the stuff that *is* 3d-rendered "just works", actually. I still play WoW under Windows to get my fps up a bit (5-10 fps difference), but that's about the only reason I boot into XP anymore... and once I get my new "gaming" rig, that will become less relevant.

      To be completely honest, wine seems to be more backwards-compatible with windows software than Windows is.

      Oh, and before you tag me as a Linux fanboy, allow me to point out that I'm a Microsoft Certified Professional, working in a Windows-based shop.

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    140. Re:Install Ubuntu by evanbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your goal is minimal time involvement in someone else's computer, you absolutely are doing it wrong. Setting up Ubuntu will be quicker and require less maintenance. Also, are you seriously suggesting disabling Windows update on an internet-connected computer that gets maintenance once a year? If so, you're insane, considering the frequency of security holes. Remember, this is for a user who won't be running it manually, and if they were it wouldn't have any decision-making benefit over doing it automatically.

    141. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      Why would you have to upgrade? You assume Microsoft will keep patching Windows 2000 indefinitely? Like they did with Windows 95 and Windows 98? At least while they are spending time finding and fixing the holes the OS won't sink. As soon as they stop, it'll get more insecure by the day. Assuming your hardware still functions, and your needs have not changed, will you still be running Windows 2000 5, 10 or 15 years after Microsoft have abandoned it?

      They want you to spend more money on the new stuff after all. You can't fix it yourself, because they have the source code. Only they can fix it for the same reasons. Even if some knowledgeable, well meaning people got hold of the source code, do you think Microsoft's army of lawyers would ignore their noble efforts in keeping Windows users with an older version of their flagship revenue stream? They are abandoned for a reason. If XP was open source, Vista would be extinct. In the open source world, if there are people willing to develop for it, it lives.

      Not to mention third party applications which only have options for the newer versions of Windows. In 5, 10 or 15 years are you going to get programs compatible with Windows 2000? Given how secure a Windows PC is when it IS being supported, I'd imagine your unsupported Windows box won't last that long without a regular reinstall.

    142. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Nobody said you HAD to do the updates. Most of those are for locally exploitable security problems (not an issue if you are the only one using the machine) or just functionality updates to already installed software (not an issue if you like the software you are running as it currently is.) Heck, you can TURN OFF the updates right from the update manager if you want.

      Besides, automated updates delivered to your system on a timely and regular basis hardly counts as "maintenance" of the sort you have to do with Windows.

      When was the last time you had to Virus scan your Ubuntu machine? Or Defrag it? Or run a Spyware scan? Or run a registry cleaner to clear out the funk from some stupid freeware app? THAT is the kind of maintenance he's talking about. It just isn't a problem on an Ubuntu machine.

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    143. Re:Install Ubuntu by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Another advantage of Linux in this case is that one can use the simplified interface designed for netbooks.

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    144. Re:Install Ubuntu by josh_freeman · · Score: 1

      That is the biggest problem with windows. You install a program, it craps all over the registry, and uniinstall leaves kruft there. Do that a few dozen times and you have a machine utterly incapable of booting. I spent entire weekends fixing PCS like that. *NIX (including MacOs) doesn't get that krufty, at least with something that gets loaded into memory like the registry. Hmm. Maybe Windows 7 should have a /etc directory?

    145. Re:Install Ubuntu by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is very little change. They will get malware installed.

      Fixed that for you.

    146. Re:Install Ubuntu by E++99 · · Score: 1

      my mother's PC died after a bunch of virii

      The plural of virus is viruses

      Sentences are terminated with a period.

    147. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're trying to be a flamebait or funny, but I have struggled with Ubuntu getting it to run Bigfish games (my wife is a huge fan) when I installed the 64 bit version.
      The trouble was the Flash from Adobe is still an alpha for 64 bit (although it probably wasn't the issue) and for some reason none of the stinkin' Java versions I tried would work properly. I ended-up installing Mandriva and that worked a bit easier (although I used one of their paid versions, so it cost more money, but I was happy with the results.)

    148. Re:Install Ubuntu by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      I know Fanboy Homos will get crazy ...

      Um... you claim you are a 'fanboy linux advocate' and yet call Linux advocates 'homos'??? Not very likely that you are a Linux advocate then.

      And again, all the examples you give are invalid and haven't been valid for years. I installed Ubuntu on my mom's computer 4 years agao and none of these problems existed then. More likely you are a Microsoft troll ... eh Mr Ballmer? *ducks chair*

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    149. Re:Install Ubuntu by josh_freeman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You can lock down and secure any OS given enough time, effort and ingenuity. My Windows VMs seem to run along happily without any serious complications. My one physical window system has been largely happy.
      That being said, when my mom's computer died the last time I told her that if she wanted me to fix it, it had to be a Mac, if for no other reason than the hardware is more uniform, so it's easier to write a stable os. Other htan having some printer issues, it's worked great.

    150. Re:Install Ubuntu by pha3r0 · · Score: 1

      .... that's a long list of things to do on a Christmas visit, while I'm sure that's working fine i also believe that installing Ubuntu will work just as well and be much more straightforward for those that are even half as knowledgeable about Linux as you appear to be about windows.

    151. Re:Install Ubuntu by lavardo · · Score: 1

      just make sure your parents are not Administrators

    152. Re:Install Ubuntu by yowsers · · Score: 1

      Teamviewer 3 http://www.teamviewer.com/ is also a very good tool for remote administration (for parents, grandparents, etc). It is very simple. It is free for personal use. Basically when your parents launch teamviewer, you connect to their servers (not sure which port, but I was able to do it from work therefore it was most likely 80 cause they have every port known to man blocked here), and they are given a 10 digit number and a 4 digit pin. Then, you yourself launch Team Viewer and you type in the 10 digit number and the 4 digit pin and voila, you see their desktop. Very easy because you do not have to setup any special port forwarding (if parents have firewall). I've used it several times and it is very slick.

    153. Re:Install Ubuntu by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      If they have Windows experience it is easiest to simply download the "blue e" icon and use it on Firefox while nuking any access to the real IE. Then if they ask you can say it is a new version. I have done this trick a time or two and it works. If there is multiple users in the home I have found it easiest to give them each a separate browser and say "This is for you and you alone" as it keeps everyone from going through each others bookmarks and screwing things up. I have one nephew on Opera, the other on Flock, mom has to have her "blue bird" or she won't touch a PC(Seamonkey), and sis has to have her "green lizard"(Kmeleon). Which of course leaves FF for me and I don't have to worry about them screwing up my links when I come home to visit. Makes everything so much nicer :-)

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    154. Re:Install Ubuntu by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Good god, you people are predictable. Just - wow.

    155. Re:Install Ubuntu by JTorres176 · · Score: 1

      My mom used slackware for years and thought she was just on a different version of windows than her friends. I'd just upgrade it every year or so when I went up to see her a few states away. Considering how much easier ubuntu would have been, if it was an option, I would have given her that for sure.

      Don't worry about what OS would be best for someone, worry about how easy something would be for someone to use if you're not already used to the windows interface and trained to know where everything is... gnome would be a heck of a lot easier to use.

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    156. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a reason you need winzip, Winrar AND 7z?

    157. Re:Install Ubuntu by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      The guy cares about his parents and goes the extra mile for them. If he was installing Ubuntu for them I seriously doubt it would be a vanilla install either.

      When you are throwing your parents in an old folks home this guy will be building an addition onto his house to take them in then installing various custom electronic systems to ease their daily lives.

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    158. Re:Install Ubuntu by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say that the work you have to put in to make XP or Vista locked down and usable isn't worth the hassle. I don't have that kind of time. I wanna set it up once and then update it now and then.

      Also interface standards? Are you using the same Windows I am? Every program has their own rules. Hell, the interface is different in Office than it is in Windows and they are made by the same company. Every version of IE changes the interface. If you said that about a Mac, I might believe you as Mac developers do a decent job of following Apple's HID guidelines. Windows developers, not so much.

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    159. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just setup a bootable version for them with the icons/settings they need? That way all you have to do if something goes wrong is have them power cycle the machine?

    160. Re:Install Ubuntu by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      While some may think Ubuntu or any other OS is better then Windows for thi stask, it is not really "insightful" or helpful in regards to answering the question at hand.

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    161. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Windows used to have all that.

      The the Linux bitches, well, bitched, about "bundling".

      Now Linux and Apple are the only companies allowed to "bundle", it would seem.

      --Toll_Free

    162. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      I found telling people my rate is > 100 dollars an hour, and I'll half that for my friend, was enough to get them to leave me alone.

      Friends are friends. Friends aren't people who you let use you as much as they want.

      If your friends are hosing Windows machines that bad, it's their fault, and maybe making them fix them for a change, rather than babying them, will either get them to switch to linux or will get them to learn to admin windows.

      Which, ultimately, is what your doing, I guess.

      --Toll_Free

    163. Re:Install Ubuntu by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      For example he could use restore points.

      I am interested in your RPG and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    164. Re:Install Ubuntu by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's great, just as long as the sites they want to go to (which includes some Visa sites, such as the Signature home page, and many banking sites) will work in FF. I run into about a site a month which either wont' load or can't load in Firefox, and I have to use IE.

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    165. Re:Install Ubuntu by TheLink · · Score: 1

      He's either stupid, incompetent or trolling.

      After all he "even installed VNC so I could manage their GUI desktops if necessary"

      If he did that and did things right he should be able to VNC or SSH in. So there is no need for 80 year olds to learn how to untar. He could just do it for them, then ask them to try again.

      ssh is better than remote desktop for remote management when there's crappy internet connectivity.

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    166. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How the heck was that comment modded "troll"?

      Can I get a mod fix please? That's just silly.

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    167. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spirit," said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before, "tell me if *BSD will live."

      "I see a vacant seat," replied the Ghost, "in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, *BSD will die."

      "No, no," said Scrooge. "Oh, no, kind Spirit! say it will be spared."

      "If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my race," returned the Ghost, "will find him here. What then? If it be like to die, it had better do it, and decrease the surplus operating system population."

      Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief. It was sad to see any operating system die, even one so obviously flawed and useless as *BSD.

      God bless us, every one.

      Fact: *BSD is Dying.

    168. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you are right, Linux isn't always the answer but in this case I think it is an option that holds some weight. Most older people using PCs aren't doing anything very specialized besides browsing the web and sending email. Ubuntu and a lot of other modern distributions are right up their alley. Fundamentally at the application level, Windows and Linux Desktops aren't all that different. Different menu layouts and ways to get to certain places may be different but that is easily learned. Icons are still clickable and Firefox will load right up. On the surface Open Office and Microsoft Office can do the same things for basic users. A third point I want to bring up with regard to Vista is that Vista is designed to run on much beefier hardware than even the latest Ubuntu and it may be overkill to have all that hardware for very basic things. But as you say, if your grandparent is satisfied with it and it causes no headaches for you as well, why change it?

    169. Re:Install Ubuntu by chemisus · · Score: 1

      You too huh? I have had relatives lining up since thanksgiving: "I really need you to take a look at my computer, if I bring it on christmas, can you fix it up?"

      I particularly love the call I received a few days ago: "Son, I am at the neighbours house and they're having problems with their wireless doohicky, can you walk them through it?"

      At least I have been able to slowly start switching relatives over to ubuntu. I have an aunt who asks me to wipe windows and install ubuntu whenever she buys a new laptop.

    170. Re:Install Ubuntu by v1 · · Score: 1

      Updates don't take all that long and are applied by typing

      It's not fair to quote SP2 etc install times for windows and not mention it for the comparison, even if it's not very long.

      Is there a speed difference in using the GUI? Most windows comparisons would be vs a user using the gui in ubuntu.

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    171. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 1

      I picked up "hog-pog" during my time in Ireland a few years ago. Its meaning is identical to that of "hodge-podge". I occasionally forget to restrain my idiolect when I speak or write in English on the Internet.

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    172. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      When you are throwing your parents in an old folks home this guy will be building an addition onto his house to take them in then installing various custom electronic systems to ease their daily lives.

      Yes, because we all know that people who want to quickly and easily give their parents a Free (both kinds) and secure operating system to do some basic computing tasks on without having to worry about complex maintenance and extra expenses OR the frustration that a virus infected Win system will inevitably bring them are EXACTLY the type of people who callously toss their parents into an old-folks home. Riiiight.

      Or could it be that some people simply DO IT SMARTER than others?

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    173. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out something called softshell.

    174. Re:Install Ubuntu by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Your sentence was terminated with two of them. (And aren't some sentences terminated with none?)

    175. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep your blinders on fanboi, I got the same error on the latest and greatest version of ubuntu. Thank god I know what I'm doing and was able to fix it but it should have just worked as you hard core linux wackos assure the rest of us it will.

    176. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand some of the Linux pro's. After all if someone has never used a computer before. Then any operating system would have a learning curve. My advise for any elderly person would be to buy a new computer with good technical support and a warranty.
      Allow the computer makers value added software keep things up to date. The one thing I do not like about any Linux version is the lack of support. I have read many of these support sites and too many do not explain things plain enough for most user's. I still would recommend a Mac 1st because of the update ease and limited need for security software. The next would be Windows because so many more people can help with Windows problems.

    177. Re:Install Ubuntu by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      Second that. I've also thrown out a "My consulting rates are normally $200 an hour, but I can give you a friends and family discount."

      People conveniently forget that you get paid to do this stuff. No-one would consider asking a mechanic to fix their car for free, or a Doctor to perform surgery for free.

    178. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mean to troll here but why is it that the argument goes that Linux is inherently more complex than windows while with Windows you need to do all these things to get it in a condition that you consider sound. I think if anything, it makes Windows look like a pain in the ass in comparison. Now, I am not saying Linux is always the answer to everything but I find that double standard troubling.

      I also find the consistent interface thing as patently false. Many windows programs are written to their own adhoc standards. Even programs written by Microsoft themselves do only conform to the most basic of UI conventions (File, Edit Menus). I would say that Linux desktop apps do a better job of consistent UI (using Gnome/GTK+ or Qt) and are pretty consistent with a few exceptions (VLC and Audacity come to mind). You may mean that Windows is just more familiar since it has had over a decade of defacto computer use.

    179. Re:Install Ubuntu by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      You still have to worry about the firewall. Unprotected linux PCs make wonderful zombies. That being said, ubuntu has been a lifesaver when it comes to this. I usually tell people, unless you have a need for MS office or cutting edge hardware, then Ubuntu is the way to go for the casual PC user.

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    180. Re:Install Ubuntu by whohou · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    181. Re:Install Ubuntu by mdonley · · Score: 1

      Linux cannot answer it all for me. My one user has AOL dial-up (for some reason i can't figure out). However, they are many AOL dial-up users out in the world stil. The problem is that none of the current distros I have found can handle any interaction with AOL dial-up. Peng (Penggy/PenAOL) was the most promising program for this, but they seem to have abandoned the software, and it seems to have been dropped from most repositories. I can't even get the source I can find to compile correctly on Ubuntu, Fedora, or Suse. As much as AOL is crap to me, it is somehow easier for older folks to understand (until they get their first HTML-formatted email in the crappy plain text interface). I think that these folks are still very much in AOL's prime target audience. Until I can set up a linux box again, with dial-up to AOL, and pulling email into Evolution (which is easy as cake), I have to support this box on a windows environment.

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    182. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Heh. I was thinking the same thing when I saw his post.

      "Well I just did this... (insert 3 paragraphs of long and convoluted technical backflips needed to make Windows even semi-secure)"

      OR

      "Well I just installed Ubuntu."

      I know which one I would pick.

      Besides, I LOVE my Grandparents, they are neat people. Why would I torture them with "Windows Pain"?

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    183. Re:Install Ubuntu by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Particularly the update management comes in handy: On Windows every program has its own confusing and annoying way of locating updates. On Linux you get one window asking you for one click.

      Simple enough, but some people might still be confused by it. I would put apt-get update and apt-get upgrade -y in crontab.

    184. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      To be fair, support for every OS is dropped at some point. Even the LTS Linux distros drop after some 5 years, so it's a good idea to upgrade then (if you haven't done so by then). The difference is that upgrading a Linux distro is free of cost. You still have the downtime and potential problems to face, but at least it's free.

      When both Apple and Microsoft tell you the answer to the problems you're having is to "upgrade" it translates into "give us more money", in addition to the downtime and potential problems. This multiplies in complexity and cost if you have multiple PC's to upgrade. Both Apple and Microsoft know that you're more likely to go buy a new PC when the old one gets slow which includes a pre-installed new OS, rather than wipe and reinstall on your old hardware. They have long used more bloated software to force people to buy a new PC. The new OS won't run on the old hardware. For the most part, Linux does not do that, although Ubuntu has been a smidgen guilty of that recently. It also helps that Linux has no product keys for either the OS or applications.

    185. Re:Install Ubuntu by Hardolaf · · Score: 1

      Install ubuntu.

    186. Re:Install Ubuntu by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they really just don't know any better than just to "format and reinstall" on Windows.

      Hey, don't knock "format and reinstall!" Wiping the computer blank and starting fresh is the best solution to any problem that would take more than 2 hours to locate and fix on Windows, or about 45 minutes on Ubuntu(assuming you have a separate /home partition).

      As far as the download times, I would assume that you just have a slow internet connection. I regularly set up both Ubuntu and XP, and fetching the XP update always takes longer, and uses more system resources while it's running.

    187. Re:Install Ubuntu by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      Agreed. OOB Windows is not ideal for the poster's requirements. In addition to the stuff you mention he/she could consider spending some money on a product like "DeepFreeze" or "CleanSlate" or "RollbackRX". These tools can "freeze" a Windows configuration in a known good state. With a tool like this you might even be able to avoid performing Windows updates.

      Furthermore, the poster could use something like Ghost or Acronis TrueImage to rapidly restore the machine to the pristine state.

      I'm not recommending any particular product - just pointing out that it's possible to make the PC into a locked-down "kiosk". This would be an expensive solution - I'd probably go with a Ubuntu on older hardware!

    188. Re:Install Ubuntu by gwayne · · Score: 1

      win-win :)

      You mean ubuntu-ubuntu, right?

    189. Re:Install Ubuntu by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, had the same issue with my mom. She likes those simple on-line games that have the tendency to load ones computer up with crap. I finally just wiped her hard drive and loaded Fedora 5 on it a few years ago. Since I did this, the only computer problem she has had was when the UPS gave up (it was 7 years old). Now when I go home for Christmas, I know it will only be one command to "fix" her computer... 'yum -y update'

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    190. Re:Install Ubuntu by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Yup, Grandma's got the same thing as Lucy all right. A botnet zombie. Merry Christmas, Grandma!

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    191. Re:Install Ubuntu by operagost · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? You've never run apt-get, or had to edit a config file?

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    192. Re:Install Ubuntu by calmofthestorm · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the year of the Windows desktop!

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    193. Re:Install Ubuntu by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      People who OS bash are like runners in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard

      Nice.

      I think Windows is a fine gaming environment, but I have seen and heard of people's problems with the stuff, and most slashdot type people would say, "Well, they (the users) are retarded". I installed Windows XP on a VM on my Mac just in case there was some reason to use it, and to get used to VMware and maybe there is a Windows app that I might want to use, and I could use it. So far, Google Chrome is the only thing I've used it for.

      Back to the user experience with Windows, the little tray icons kept yelling at me. I was like "Huh?, WTF?". It was saying something like my machine was insecure because I didn't have something or another. It took me a while, and possibly a registry hack to get rid of the message (I don't remember the details, don't want to). It would tell me I had too many icons on my desktop. I've seen other little tray icons yelling at the user for other reasons or another (Java VM updates comes to mind). Like any normal human being even knows what java is, where its used, and why they need it. It seems like I've got 50 different options of what to do when I log off (unfortunately, many Linux GUIs do the same thing). You get these bozo boxes all the time that come with a "bong" sound, that you have to read 10 times to understand what they are asking for, or you can just do the easy thing (like most people do), and just hit OK.

      Have you ever seen a novice computer user use Windows? When these message boxes come up, they scroll over them with their mouse. They read and reread them, and after a while they get numb to them, and just hit OK.

      I've seen these popup/popunder things when using IE, that confuse the hell out of me, and I work with computers for a living, and have for over 10 years. I even used to be a windows developer for a few years. Another thing, is that Windows is noisy. Its annoying in a public place.

      I'm not bashing Windows here, I'm simply relaying my personal experiences and those that I have witnessed looking over the shoulders and from the words of novices that use Windows. This kind of software is not what I would give to an older person, or recommend to anybody that I liked.

      I would go with OS X personally. I've used 10.3,4, and 5, and they all have been fine with the exception of a bug in the wireless driver in 10.3 that caused the machine to kernel panic. That was annoying, but it was only triggered when going from a wireless connection to a wired one when you changed your location. The fix was to leave the ethernet wire unplugged and then change locations, and a new patch came out shortly. Aside from that, I've never had any issues with my past 3 macs.

      I'm not familiar enough with Ubuntu to have any opinions. I use RedHat EL, Fedora, and OpenSUSE at work, and they are OK, but I wouldn't recommend any of them to a novice. They make great servers, and development platforms, but they are still a little rough around the edges.

    194. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't bring a coat. I'll get your jacket.

    195. Re:Install Ubuntu by operagost · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Okay, Mom, now type 'apt-get'. That's A as in apple, P as in peanut..."
      "Now type 'vi xorg.conf'. No, that's F as in Frank. Now type the word 'section'; that's S as in Sam..."

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    196. Re:Install Ubuntu by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I'd do this too, but my mother lives in The Middle of Nowhere, and keeps her sanity by "checking out" downloaded audiobooks from the library, complete with windows-only DRM.

      If it weren't for that, I think she'd have absolutely no problem at all with Ubuntu, Flash (for games), and the netbook desktop.

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    197. Re:Install Ubuntu by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      speaking of "SMARTER", you need to take your sarcasm detector in for a tuneup.

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    198. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nursie · · Score: 1

      The GUI is pretty snappy too. I haven't used it for installing new stuff but for updates it's quick. Effectively it does the same thing but hides the shell, you get update reminders in a way that's very similar to windows. You could probably rig auto-update easily enough too.

      Obviously it's going to depend on your link speed for download and your processor speed to run the actual updates. I don't have that much to go on in terms of hard figures, however if you look at the amount downloaded in a software update (anywhere from 0.5 to 100MB) on either system, I'd put money on the linux system actually applying them in around half the time (per MB).

      Comparing an SP release to upgrading to a new Ubuntu release? Been a while since I did either so I can't really comment.

    199. Re:Install Ubuntu by xonicx · · Score: 1

      I share my home laptop with my father(70+) when I am at office. Since my father is english illitrate(I don't belong to English speaking country), I had tough time configuring my laptop for my father.

      Couple of changes which I did for my father:

      1. Created a new user account with limited access with no password.
      2. Configured facebrowser with real pics. Pics of dogs and cats don't work.
      3. Taught my father to use touchpad. I tried to teach mouse first but he had tough time. For old people, it is difficult to click button on mouse but do not move it.
      4. Disabled "tap to click" for touchpad. My father use to always tap while trying to move the pointer.
      5. Changed power button setting to switch off the PC.  Power button  should be like T.V power button which can turn ON/OFF the computer.
      6. Configured a function key to close active window. Moving mouse pointer to small part of screen area just to close the window, is tough task.
      7. Created a batch file to check for Internet connectivity, connect to Internet if not connected and launch newspaper.
      8.Created a custom icon with bold text "NEWS PAPER" for this batch file and placed on desktop. I also deleted other icons from desktop to avoid confusion.
      9. Similar batch file and icon for webemail, media player.
      10.Enabled vista's slide show desktop gadget and configured to show random pics from family photo collection. I taught him, how to make a photo big which is appearing in slide show.

    200. Re:Install Ubuntu by operagost · · Score: 1

      Heck, you can TURN OFF the updates right from the update manager if you want.

      That's what the GP poster suggested to do with Windows and you ridiculed him for it.

      Or Defrag it?

      Just because you don't defrag it doesn't mean you don't need to. Every FS fragments by design. EVERY ONE. If it didn't, you would never be able to extend a file once you'd written a new file after it, and you would only be able to create a file as large as your largest unallocated space.

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    201. Re:Install Ubuntu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      The point, since you missed it, is that the first mention of apt-get or /etc is "proof" to a lot of people that Linux is unfit for end users. Never mind that Windows has at least as much unobvious wizardry for common use cases; only Linux is held accountable for it.

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    202. Re:Install Ubuntu by stewbacca · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The length of your post alone demonstrates perfectly why many of us stopped using Windows years ago.

    203. Re:Install Ubuntu by operagost · · Score: 1

      Sentences are terminated with a period.

      Writing in the passive voice is frowned upon.

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    204. Re:Install Ubuntu by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Do like this: Find a store selling LEGIT Windows XP copies. Buy one, install it, activate automatic updates. Install a good AUTOMATIC anti-virus,

      Can you even get XP at the store anymore? I thought the only way was through an OEM or buying a new computer and paying for an "upgrade fee"?

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    205. Re:Install Ubuntu by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      From your article:

      One feature I failed to find under Ubuntu is a facility to check for duplicate files. When backing up my mother's photos, I had maintained some redundancy. In the end, I used a command-line utility called fdupes to locate and delete the duplicates.

      Did you ever find anything better? Fdupes, according to their web page, requires the user to specify directories. I need something that searches the entire machine and defines dupes carefully, giving me a choice to move or delete individual files or groups of files or their directories when the files are verified as dupes by name, date, size, and checksum or any combination thereof. Something that would also do some fuzzy searching via file and directory name would be even better. So far, I've found nothing.

      Nice article, btw. I hope the followup reports continuing success.

    206. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You didn't install flash for them? That's silly on your part. Enjoy the mac and cheese.

    207. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1) It's called "Add Programs", a nice little gui utility in the main Ubuntu menu.

      2) Ubuntu doesn't even come with vi installed as part of the base distribution. It does have Gedit though.

      3) I haven't had to TOUCH an xorg.conf file in 3 years of using Ubuntu.

      Welcome to 2008. How are things going back there in 2005?

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    208. Re:Install Ubuntu by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      That guy's just a nutter.

      Here's the entire process for getting my home Vista system ready:

      1) Install Vista
      2) Install the free anti-virus package I get from work
      3) Install Office

      I haven't even had to hit a driver download (yet, I'm sure it'll come up eventually.)

    209. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a retard, you insensitive cled!

    210. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I had the same problems with my parents for years, going back home each Christmas to reformat windows and spending the week getting the configuration back to normal. For the last 3 years they've used Ubuntu and now I only have to go back to recompile the wireless module every time they decide to upgrade the kernel, then I have to fix the nvidia drivers anytime anything happens to video, and then there's the webcam which I just couldn't configure.

      Yeah, my mom's better off that way.

    211. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      You need to close your "sarc" tags properly then. Can't detect something that isn't there, smart guy. ;)

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    212. Re:Install Ubuntu by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      So what happens when their shovelware casino games don't run under Wine?

      That's a serious question, BTW. Getting them to stop playing them is, unfortunately, not an option.
      =Smidge=

    213. Re:Install Ubuntu by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Writing in the passive voice is frowned upon.

      Frowning causes wrinkles.

    214. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had VNC installed to manage their desktops, but you taught them how to untar and copy manually even though it was only a one-time thing?

      That's harsh.

    215. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it should be "fag."

    216. Re:Install Ubuntu by thesappho · · Score: 0

      You are correct. Most people start computing with windows. If you have 2 groups of people with no computer knowledge or experience and give one group computer with any linux distro and other windoze you will see that group of linux newbies produce much less problems and also will annoy you with 'how can I....' questions. It seems that linux infrastructure is far more logical that new learners may solve their problems. With windoze there are less 'logical problems'. But in linux 'problems are logical' :).

      My sister has no experience with linux. One day i installed pardus (a turkish distro) but after installation i installed an additional hdd. So when grub tries to load pardus it gives error. So in every startup by pressing 'e' i correct the true hdd number (yes for 5 days I was lazy enough to edit menu.lst :)). One morning my sister phoned me and asked why she cant start windows (you have to correct the xp drive also). She only does IE and msn (and move mouse and click left mousebutton (and gives clicks 'yes' when a dialouge appears (she says that when she clicks yes dialouge annoys you less))). She edited (manage to enter edit mode in grub) and corrected the xp partition (I did not remember the drive letters) and started windoze by phone less than 2 min. It was a small step for mankind but a HUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEE step for her.

      I would rather die than making her use 'cmd' in windoze. Because 2-3 times I had to remote assist her (with tightvnc of course) and I couldnt manage her to get ip address with 'cmd - ipconfig' in half an hour!!!!

    217. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that we no longer hear "install Linux?" Everything is now "install Ubuntu." It's like everyone saying "don't buy a laptop, buy a MacBook.

      The fanboys are taking over the linux world!

    218. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to a smalltime retailer near you, they will pay a small fortune to fix their broken systems. Most are desperate for reasonable tech support, port them to linux and you will have happy customers and a fat wallet.

    219. Re:Install Ubuntu by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      Desperately needs a link!

      http://gnomestyle.blogspot.com/2007/05/make-ubuntu-look-like-vista.html

      Google make ubuntu look like * where * is obviously what you want it to look like.

      XP and Mac are other examples. Vista is linked on top.

    220. Re:Install Ubuntu by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Me, yes, because I like to fiddle with things and generally prefer the command line. My parents and several of my non-techy friends just use the gui utilities, and it all works just fine.

    221. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try freenx it is 10x better for remote management than VNC. Also for windows boxes www.crossloop.com over the phone with grandma.

    222. Re:Install Ubuntu by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      But the original question had to do with people who had almost zero experience with computers, so we can safely assume that Windows will be just as much a mystery to them as Linux with Gnome. To them it's all a learning experience anyway, so what's the difference?

      Now if my eldery relatives already had some familiarity with Windows, I'd consider an XP install for them, because yes, at that point they're probably entrenched, set in their ways, and won't want to learn anything else. But that would also depend on their level of experience. If all they do is surf the web and send emails to the grandkids, Thunderbird and Firefox are the same on both platforms, and they're too old and mystified by computers to even notice that they're using Gnome instead of Windows. As long as their websites work, they don't care, or even notice.

      Put that stupid XP rolling-green-hills background up for them, and they'll likely never ask questions.

      With computer-illiterate people, the truth is, they're going to panic and call you for help at the first sign of trouble anyway, just as you said. It doesn't matter to them that the trouble is XP trashing yet another dll, or some library issue in Linux; all they know is "the computer doesn't work, sonny, can you fix it?" They are no more capable of solving Windows problems than Linux problems, so what's the difference? To them, none, but to you, the differences might be:

      1. Less problems with Linux. You won't get calls about problems caused with trojans and spyware and other inane crap. You won't have to clean inane toolbars out of their browser every time you visit. The security model is better from the ground up, and without root access there is a lot less an end-user can truly screw up.
      2. With Linux you'd actually have good, secure remote access built right in, in the form of ssh and vnc. No third-party garbage which is just one more thing for them to worry about, and one more thing that might break when the vendor "updates", and no RDP nonsense which logs them out of their session, which makes them feel uneasy.

      3. You can actually fix most Linux problems. There will be error logs somewhere, or you can run stuff from an xterm and see what's breaking. With Windows you're lucky to get some obscure OxDEADBEEF error which tells you absolutely nothing. 90% of the time the only "solution" is to reinstall something, up to and including the OS, which is not a good solution, especially when dealing with elderly people and you're doing this remotely.

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    223. Re:Install Ubuntu by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Honestly, for an older, technically deficient person, I think the easiest way to set things up for them to easily use a computer...is to do Apple.

      That's what I'm about to do for my mom. I tried windows with her, and honestly, I was surprised to see how much trouble she had with a mouse...when she started getting the movement down...the 2 button thing just killed her.

      I run mostly linux, some solaris, one windows xp box at home..and an older iBook I picked up. I've shown her the OSX on the iBook...and she seemed to be able to get around on it.

      So, I think it would be perfect for her....the 'it just works thing' will be good for her. The updates are pretty regular from Apple and security is pretty good. I think I can also set up her box to allow me to ssh into it, and admin it remotely (I live out of state) for her when things go bad.

      I'm not up here more than once or twice a year...so, quick set up after buying and all are important to me...so, in a couple days, I can buy it...set it up for her pretty much right out of the box...and spend most of my limited time with her showing her how to use it, rather than setting things up...which customizing a linux install would likely consume more of.

      And honestly...well, Mom is also concerned about how things 'look' around the house. The stylish iMac appeals to her sense of decor....so, that alone is a motivating factor for getting it for her. If it looks nice out...she will not have it stuck back in a hidden part of the house, where it would sit and not be used as much...etc..

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    224. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no, that's not strictly speaking true. It only works on 32-bit operating systems, which means 64-bit versions are just broken half the time. So, either only install a 32-bit Ubuntu, or don't install at all.

    225. Re:Install Ubuntu by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      After having read through more than half the currently 400+ comments, I've come back up here to respond to this one, the first instance of "I setup my $ANCIENT_RELATIVE with $MY_FAVORITE_FLAVOR_OF_LINUX over $RANDOM_INTEGER years ago, and they love it! Not only that, but just recently I discovered that they have been building Slackware installations for all their bingo friends!! They are also now regular kernel contributors!! $MY_FAVORITE_FLAVOR_OF_LINUX is the bee's knees for elderly with NO previous computer experience!!!

      Unfortunately, there are large, and increasing, proportion of the elderly who have had some previous computer experience, that experience (for the far greatest parts) was with Windows. And the TFA is about a request for tips for help configuring a Windows installation, not a question about which OS should be used for some particular subset of the elderly community.

      I, myself, have been looking for just these kinds of tips for "locking down" Windows for an elderly friend who has extensive previous experience with Windows but who I believe is suffering from the slow onset of Alzheimer's/dementia, and is constantly forgetting how to do certain things (and then breaking the OS through his experimentation). Unfortunately he is unable to learn a new OS/interface (even Kubuntu customized to look/act as much like XP as possible) and so I was definitely hopeful when I saw the title of this article (and I've seen multiple others like it over the years here on /.) hoping for some good tips/tricks that I would be able to apply to my particular situation. Instead, the FAR majority of the comments I've read are just part of the regular *nix v. Windows flamewar. Sooooo disappointing...

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    226. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are you kidding me? You've never run apt-get, or had to edit a config file?"

      I've been using Ubuntu for two years now, at home and at work, and no, I haven't. I haven't had to do anything other than click OK to install the updates as they come out.

    227. Re:Install Ubuntu by jzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OTOH, installing XP was easy, everything on the laptop works, she has OFFICE (which all her friends have, and makes it VERY easy. Instead of hearing "lucy does it this way, why doesn't my computer work that way", I now hear "This is great. I have the same thing as Lucy, and when I had a problem last night, I could call her instead of you!!!".

      I call shenanigans on this. I know my grandmother doesn't use an office productivity suite. I doubt many others do, as the Microsoft office cost $$$$, and it would only confuse them. What are they doing, sending bingo announcements in PPT. Anyways, just give them a gmail account. It will let them view office docs as html. Problem solved.

    228. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 1

      but...they don't have virus issues. Seriously. A properly configured Win2k system only gets a virus if you install it, or surf to a web site that installs it for you. TPF checks all applications when they are installed, or when an existing application gets changed and pops up a nice warning window, if they did get something like that. With TCP/IP filtering enabled you don't have to worry about any of the ports except those you know the applications will actually use.
      It took a little while to get them to stop opening applications that got sent to them in e-mails, but after that, no problems.

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    229. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 1

      heh. you said "Vista"
      go wash your mouth out with soap.

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    230. Re:Install Ubuntu by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      I concur.

      I'd been thinking of giving dad a linux box for a few years now. I could give him a nice interface with windowmaker on mandrake, but eventually it'd be nice if he could install and maintain stuff *himself*. We've already got him on the open source bandwagon using tools on windows like cdex (that one may even get me to give up my own perl scripts that I've been using to build my mp3 collection from CDs for 10 years now), OOo, and Firefox with adblock. He was skeptical at first, but likes all of these tools much better than the other options.

      I've been playing with ubuntu lately, and while I still had to tweak many things for my own needs, it's the first distro I've used that I find myself not having to compile any software for, or get too involved in tweaking init scripts and such. It just works. And this is the 64 bit version even. I'm impressed. No fighting with update mirrors either (that was the nail in the coffin, Mandriva). That stuff is nicely rolled up for the end user, and the use of sudo by default for administration is perfect.

      I will be moving dad's computer to ubuntu over christmas. Oh, and rockboxxing his Sansa e280 :-). This year I can't afford gifts, so the old man gets some of my time to make life with his existing toys easier, cooler, and more productive.

    231. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just get them a Mac?

    232. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The "Linux bitches" bitched about not being able to completely remove components like Internet Explorer and Media Player because they were/are wrought too deeply into the OS (and because the wording of some EULAs purportedly would forbid such a modification, but since those are worth nothing in my country's legal system I haven't looked into this aspect). It was commercial competition who bitched about the bundling itself.

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    233. Re:Install Ubuntu by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's a lot of work. The "install ubuntu" option is a whole lot easier. Granted, you'll have to add adblock to firefox, and disable the stupid avahi stuff, but that's about it.

      Bonus, there's now a 'guest' account built right in that purges itself, so you don't even need to do anything special to allow grandma to share her computer with her friends.

      I do agreee for the most part, however. Windows with a hardware firewall, and use firefox with adblock, and an ISP with a reliable spam filter, and most of the battle is already won.

      But again, the ubuntu route is a whole lot more flexible, and has all of those tools natively.

    234. Re:Install Ubuntu by Starve · · Score: 0

      Do you mean chance or change? I think you also might be "verry" mistaken about the malware situation. Good luck when the phone calls start.

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    235. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I installed Ubuntu and ran the Update Manager once.

      DONE.

    236. Re:Install Ubuntu by speedtux · · Score: 1

      But, then it started: they couldn't access their preferred websites, because flash didn't install properly.

      Flash is preinstalled on Ubuntu and just works. Either you were using a very old copy of Ubuntu (before Flash was redistributable), or you messed up the install.

      So, I had to teach a 80 year's old how to untar and copy a library over to the mozilla directory, which was a pretty gruesome experience.

      I thought you "installed VNC so I could manage their GUI desktops if necessary".

      And you can have happy Xmases forever, without have to being cursed because of the homo-fanboy F*ckuntu...

      I think you have issues, and I'm not just referring to incompetence...

    237. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, the main problem was Juno.
      My Mom will not part with it. she sees no reason why she should have to part with it. she has been using it for over 10 years, knows how to search for old messages, and does so regularly; she uses it as sort of a bastard database system. it's a little over 1GB last I checked.
      I tried to get it to run in Wine on Sarge, I just couldn't make it work.
      The added complexity (for her) of doing it with VMware made Linux unrealistic.
      Since she WOULD NOT part with Juno, and I actually know how to set up Win2k so that it won't really EVER blow up, it was the most logical option; 6 hours initial work and a grand total of maybe 16 hours of remote support over the years, with maybe 2 hours on-site is not bad.
      Complex maintenance? where did you see that? 2 CD's. one is even Linux. an occasional peek in over the internet.
      It's not like I inflicted WinXP home, or WinME, or (shudder) Vista on them; just old, trusty, stable, almost-as-good-as-OS2 Windows 2000 Professional.

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    238. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you do that and then you sit and wonder why sound won't play on Youtube because you forgot to close out of any audio application before flash took its sweet time loading. Flash blows chunks, even the latest one, on Ubuntu. That's not Ubuntu's fault, but the end users don't give a shit about whose fault it is - they just want it to work!

      It doesn't necessarily work for everybody and when it doesn't FOSS looks extremely childish when compared to Windows.

      Other than getting Flash to work, my family has had a great time with Ubuntu though. :-)

    239. Re:Install Ubuntu by speedtux · · Score: 1

      Except for the simple fact that you ignored the "flash didn't install properly" in the beginning of the sentence.

      The only possible meaning of that sentence is that he attempted a browser-based install of Flash. And that means that he was running a very old version of Ubuntu or installed the wrong version (e.g., Ubuntu server).

      Please, before you stop reading a sentence in your zeal to get your fanboi activism off, comprehend the ENTIRE sentence first.

      Please, before jumping to conclusions, use your head.

      And yes, it's still the case, installing from tarballs, when the magicall mythicall UBUNTU repository stops working.

      Ubuntu repositories don't "stop working", and installing something that's in the repository separately from tarballs is a good way of destroying your system.

    240. Re:Install Ubuntu by neonfrog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What breaks my parents Windows PC isn't their use - it's OTHER people: other family members, wacky in-laws, visitors, well-meaning friends, grand-kids (aged 4 to 40), neighbors.

      I find I am often building a machine a COMMUNITY will use. If it isn't a Windows machine, then someone in the community will eventually talk them into Windows (and botch the install and lose all their pictures - been there). When some other "expert" tells them how to do something, they think they are saving *me* time by letting them! Almost never works out that way, though...

      So I setup the Windows machine as best I can such that anybody can sit down and use it. That means Windows and lots of good practices. Make a locked-down visitors account, etc. (much good stuff in other posts). If people sit down and the machine just works they are way less tempted to try and break it.

      For example I always install iTunes and WMP in ways that are non-nagging and safe. I used to install Winamp and hide WMP, but then iTunes would get installed by SOMEBODY and someone else would try Windows Media Player and enable default DRM crap thereby breaking iTunes, and the RealPlayer would get on there and break it all over again - result = me doing tech support. So I set it up the right way and when they use it, it just works (even RealPlayer!) and they aren't tempted to "fix" it better. Been quite stable this way and my parents don't have to play PC cop or Ubuntu Guru for their extended family and friends. I get the occasional toolbar in Firefox you don't want, but their machine is often the most workable of their community.

      Ubuntu would NOT work for their community. Neither I nor my folks can educate them all. Unfortunately the same is true of the Mac. I use all 3 OSes, BTW, and prefer Ubuntu for myself.

      If your parents have no friends or family, then, by all means, set them up with Ubuntu or a Mac. But if they are a community hub like mine are, you're best bet is to cater to the community and enable it (in a sand-boxed way) to work the way they expect and that's Windows, done right.

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    241. Re:Install Ubuntu by steveg · · Score: 1

      `cmd - ipconfig' isn't the easiest way to do it. Tell her to point her browser to http://whatismyipaddress.com

      And then tell her to read the number at the top of the screen. My mom lives 600 miles away, and when I need to VNC into her system, that's what I have her do. Using 'ipconfig' wouldn't work anyway, since I put her behind a NAT firewall years ago (with a hole for VNC -- she only "clicks the big V" when I tell her to, so the VNC server only runs when we need it.)

      Do a google search on the phrase, "What's my ip" and you'll find a ton of sites that will provide that information.

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    242. Re:Install Ubuntu by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And how long does it take you to locate, backup, and restore all of the client's DATA? Or don't you feel any responsibility toward preserving the main reason most people HAVE a computer in the first place?

      How long does it take to reinstall all their apps, some of which may be complicated to reconfigure? (If *you* decided to wipe their machine, how is this not your responsibility?)

      And that's why wipe and reinstall isn't as simple as most make it out to be -- at least, not for anyone but the tech doing it. Even if you don't take on any of the related tasks, you've condemned your client to doing so, which trust me, does not make them nearly as happy as finding that once you're done, everything works just like they're used to, and all their data is still in its expected places.

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    243. Re:Install Ubuntu by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Putting /home on a separate partition (or better yet, a different physical drive) is a very good idea, and I'll try that next time I mess with linux. Thanks!

      Assuming, of course, that the next distro I try will let me keep the existing partition structure... the last time I tried Ubuntu and Mandriva, they both insisted on nuking everything first. For whatever reason, the installers lacked any option to keep an existing setup and create a dual boot. :/

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    244. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      or an older, technically deficient person

      Being somewhat chronologically privileged myself I take a little umbrage at linking "older" with "technologically deficient". No problems setting things up for the technically deficient, but it seems to me with us older folks -- except where medically contraindicated -- you're just insulting our intelligence with this entire attitude. Remember many of us have lived through very nearly the entire computer revolution, and a few of us built it. I pre-date ENIAC, myself.

      Oh go play on the lawn, that's what it's for.

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    245. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, though, Linux has trouble with that too (though I'm noticing it less, as of Ubuntu 8.10), and Mac I don't know for sure, though the rumors that "resolution independence" is a forthcoming feature of the next version of OS X, seems to indicate to me that they have trouble with font sizes, too.

      resolution independence is the way to go, though. There's no reason why someone with a high resolution display should have to suffer with font sizes specified in pixels and designed around thirty-year old monitors.

      As monitors get more pixels, text should get crisper, not just more numerous.

    246. Re:Install Ubuntu by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Looks like this christmas, I get to fix a computer! YEY! Just like last christmas...

      That's where your fairy god-mother is supposed to step in. Provide you with cool threads and a coach to take you to the ball. But be sure to leave by midnight, in the process losing a shoe so that the princess can scour the city looking for you (hopefully you have a very unusual shoe size).

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    247. Re:Install Ubuntu by gparent · · Score: 1

      Just because you're apparently not very good at using Windows doesn't mean other people with better tools can't do a good job. Ever heard of nLite?

    248. Re:Install Ubuntu by gparent · · Score: 1

      I'd do that but then I'd be stuck fixing Linux issues and teaching people how to use a new OS instead.

    249. Re:Install Ubuntu by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Or virus (with a long u), or virora. There being no classically attested usage of the plural of this noun it's hard to know for sure what declension it is.

      Safest, as you suggest, to use an English pluralization of it.

    250. Re:Install Ubuntu by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time I test-drove Mandrake v7.2 ... when I got done tweaking the desktop and behaviours to be pleasant and useful, I was amused to discover that I'd unintentionally recreated a Win95 desktop!

      (Despite that even my various WinBoxen don't much resemble each other!)

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    251. Re:Install Ubuntu by speedtux · · Score: 1

      People who OS bash are like runners in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard

      This is why you bash Linux, right?

    252. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to take the hassle out of an already pretty solid Linux / UNIX setup, use rsync on their home folder to a spare USB hard drive, then reverse the source / destination on the restore leg after the fresh OS has been put on.

      Why on earth would you go to all that trouble when you could just have /home on its own partition?

    253. Re:Install Ubuntu by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      And my parents and I just run Windows out of the box, and it Just Works fine.

      If you're going seriously going to suggest that what paganizer does is necessary or typical, then it's fair game to pick on what Linux users say they have to do to get things working.

      (Although I've lost track of the number of times I've asked on Slashdot how to do something in Linux, and, with no hint of sarcasm, the response has been some command. Perhaps things have changed - maybe this year it'll be ready for the desktop?)

    254. Re:Install Ubuntu by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      I know my grandmother and my dad (who's in his 80's) do just fine with Vista/XP and Office... so all other seniors should be fine with Windows? :p

    255. Re:Install Ubuntu by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that I don't know of a good GUI tool. Fdupes isn't too bad. You can specify / as the start directory and then make it search recursively. You can also make it interactive with a switch. It can spot identical files with different file names. It was sufficient for the little job I had to carry out.

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    256. Re:Install Ubuntu by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Why are you assuming that old OSs will need future patches?? maybe all the serious holes have been found. And if not -- they're clearly not being exploited anyway, so what's the problem?

      An OS doesn't get "more insecure by the day" any more than an old machine gets "slower by the day".
      In fact, there's a case to be made for using old OSs for internet boxen, simply because they're NOT under popular attack, or LACK the attack vectors present in modern OSs.

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    257. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as you prove, everything is the same, except that the Ekiga writers created a buggy windows version and your school killed off most of your options for your unique wants. Skype/Yahoo/MSN/etc being far more popular than Ekiga makes them more readily available as well.

      I don't see where any of that has to do with windows as an OS.

    258. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're doing it wrong. That's too damn much effort. If I'm spending that kind of time solving a problem, I better be getting paid $100+/hr. If I'm doing stuff for family and friends, I'm not getting paid, and they're not happy it's taking that long.

      Better to just convince them to try something new when their Windows box breaks for the umpteenth time.

    259. Re:Install Ubuntu by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I've done a bit more reading about it and it will be useful. It's not the all-in-one solution I need, but it will certainly help. Thanks for your thoughts.

    260. Re:Install Ubuntu by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Customizing Ubuntu from a non technical user's standpoint is similar to customizing a mac. It's easy to do.

      The difference is *technical* users have way more room to customize a Linux machine. But again, for typically nontechnical folks like seniors it doesn't matter because they'll never attempting anything advanced.

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    261. Re:Install Ubuntu by gizzmo · · Score: 1

      The best thing to do would be to install Windows SteadyState

      It's designed for shared computers, but once set up it can reset the computer back to the default state on each boot, perfect for a parent or child without great computer skills. It's a free download too. Not sure but I think it can be set to allow saving to a particular drive or folder to at least allow for some permanence of data.

    262. Re:Install Ubuntu by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      >> What possible advantage could there be in setting up a non-expert, non-gamer with Windows?

      There are two. The first is hardware. For the dental practices that I support for a living, the digital xray sensors are Windows only. These people are not gamers, unless you count insane amounts of Freecell. They certainly are not experts on computers. But, they need their hardware.

      The second is that users are often just used to Windows, and refuse to try something else. If all of the other women in her sewing circle use Windows, Gramma may be hesitant to change... no matter how much I beg, plead, cry, or cajole. Sometimes it's just easier to go through the hassle of Windows than it is to go through the pain of dealing with an angry customer/relative/nuisance.

    263. Re:Install Ubuntu by severoon · · Score: 1

      My advice is to go with the simplest user interface of all, the linux command prompt (you'll have to imagine the cursor blinking):

      % _

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    264. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use windows 98 with giant fonts.
      Don't bother connecting it to the internet as they won't know the difference anyway
      Just create a word document called EMAIL in all caps with a giant icon on their desktop
      Then have them click on it to "check their email"
      If they actually using the internet they'd accidentally end up looking at porn and get scared and start peeing everywhere
      It's better to lock old people in an attic/basement so you don't have to deal with them at all.

    265. Re:Install Ubuntu by keithltaylor · · Score: 1

      I went through this with my father in law who is amazingly non computer savvy. I just installed LogMeIn on his system (free) and now whenever he has an issue, I can fix it from home. Has kept him up and running for a year now with only the occasional glitch.

    266. Re:Install Ubuntu by tenton · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're a little sensitive? The comma is used to separate the two adjectives for "person" and aren't necessarily linked together, except for describing the person. I'm sure we all know plenty of older, technically capable persons. They don't have the same needs as a older, technically deficient person (the mom in this case).

    267. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      Well, you go ahead and use old unsupported boxes for your net use, I'm sure the botnet operators will welcome your contribution to the cause.

    268. Re:Install Ubuntu by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      If you're going seriously going to suggest that what paganizer does is necessary or typical, then it's fair game to pick on what Linux users say they have to do to get things working.

      I wasn't saying anything of the sort. I was just replying to operaghost. Since you brought it up, though, I will assert that I have never been able to run "Windows out of the box." It has always required updates/drivers/software/configuration, to make it usable. Every OS requires a certain amount of that when you install it from scratch.

      (Although I've lost track of the number of times I've asked on Slashdot how to do something in Linux, and, with no hint of sarcasm, the response has been some command. Perhaps things have changed - maybe this year it'll be ready for the desktop?)

      Have you considered the possibility that, like on Windows, there are multiple ways to do things on Linux? Slashdot, being a "News for Nerds" site, tends to have suggestions like (apt-get install flashplayer-nonfree) because, to most geeks like myself, that is the quickest, easiest, and most efficient way to install the Flash plugin. However, the gui add/remove applications utility can install almost everything that anybody would need. No command line necessary, just present should you desire it.

    269. Re:Install Ubuntu by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      I can top that. I have a laptop with a 10 gig disk drive and 64 megs of RAM running Win98, TPF, MS SQLServer, Java, Apache, Tomcat, James, Struts, Quick'n'Easy FTP server, and some home grown database utilities. I run it as a web server, and while I have had a lot of people try to break into it, judging from the logs, it's never been hacked and it never dies. The FTP server software gets jammed up occasionally, but that's not the OS. Granted, it's not being used as a desktop machine, but my point is, older OS's sometimes are safer simply because all the security problems have been addressed either by the OS vendor or by some third party.

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    270. Re:Install Ubuntu by tknd · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem. My parent's computer with Windows XP got viruses so I had to have them run on ubuntu livecd till they moved into their new house (we were moving at the time and didn't have all our things). The problem is my dad likes to buy turbotax from the store when he needs to file his tax returns. And of course that software only runs on Windows or Mac.

      So eventually I just bought them a refurb Dell for under $300 that came with Vista Business. Surprisingly, the machine didn't have much crap on it except Dell's support tool. So I set them up as a non-admin user within Vista and never told them the administrator password. This causes UAC prompts to ask for the admin password before they can do anything. Whenever they manage to get it (which is rare for them), they usually call me. This is good because now I have a windows compatible machine with some sense of security before they do something potentially malicious to their computer.

      Sure I could have used a VM and trained my dad about how windows is running inside of their linux, but that wouldn't stop the other problems like getting their printer to work, let them buy any piece of crap from the store and have it work (digital cameras, scanners, software, etc). I actually get very few "support" requests from them now and the last time I thought I'd follow up on the IE exploit (though my dad uses firefox, I felt I should install the patch just to keep them safe), when I got there the computer had already updated itself with the patch.

      So linux is a great solution only if the user has a limited scope of needs surrounding browsing the net, email, and maybe writing a document or two. The second you add 3rd party products, linux compatibility (I'm not just talking about computer specific hardware, but consumer electronics that interface with computers like digital cameras) is a problem. And no, Googling is not a solution. The user should be able to buy what they want and reasonably have it work. Windows makes this happen (not perfectly, but usually) and is one of the main reasons why it continues to live.

      I may have no problem looking up linux compatible hardware, but you can sure bet normal people aren't. They just see the commercials "ipods" or "blackberries" and instantly say "I want that." If it doesn't work, they don't google about how to fix it. They simply return the product and ask for their money back.

    271. Re:Install Ubuntu by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Customizing Ubuntu from a non technical user's standpoint is similar to customizing a mac. It's easy to do."

      Well, the point I was alluding to was more of, that with a Mac, I don't have to customize anything really for her to use and find easily. I've not found that to be the case really 'out of the box' with Linux distros. Remember earlier in my post...we tried once with windows..and it was a catastrophic failure.

      It just seems from my experience so far..that straight out of the box, OSX is easier for a total newb...especially an older non-tech newb.

      Sure...you could customize a linux distro, like Ubuntu...but, as i stated, I have very limited time in state with her...so, I'd rather spend my max time working with her rather than time spent setting up and customizing Ubuntu for her to use. Just my experience so far...

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    272. Re:Install Ubuntu by carterson2 · · Score: 1

      show me one pro-linux post by a female. Don't get me wrong, I love Linux, and Linux consulting. Lets plan for a better 2009. Here what I propose. Make a distro called netbook-chick and make it work on new netbooks. Tear out all the useless shit that programmers add and make it stupidproof. And do like that other poster said, and have a solid remote-login system to get quick help. Perhaps link it to facebook/lonely men and make it a dating introduction service, OGPB One Geek per Bimbo.

    273. Re:Install Ubuntu by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      Look I love ubuntu just as much as other people, but your times are grossly inaccurate.
      backup data - 30 minutes
      Install XP - 15 minutes, 5 if SSD
      Find / Install drivers - 10 minutes
      Install apps - depends, but theres not a bloody thing that takes 6 hours to install.
      Move saved back up - 5 minutes. How could it possibly take two hours to copy a bit of data? I could fill up my entire hard drive in that time.

      If it really takes you all day to do this, your doing it wrong.

    274. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files ...Perhaps, but did you have to intervene while it did that?...

      Now if it was simply a Windows Version upgrade, all he'd have to do is go to the store, buy a copy, then check to see what programs won't work on the new version, then start the upgrade install, and then do the updates. All in much less than an hour. ;-)

    275. Re:Install Ubuntu by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'That's great, just as long as the sites they want to go to (which includes some Visa sites, such as the Signature home page, and many banking sites) will work in FF. I run into about a site a month which either wont' load or can't load in Firefox, and I have to use IE.'

      Seriously? I'm a tech and my userbase (let alone just me) runs into maybe a site a year that doesn't load in FF. This year it is the netflix watch online movies. The DRM isn't compatible with FF, so, add that one to IETab and move on.

    276. Re:Install Ubuntu by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'IOW, why would you have to upgrade? Why would you be forced into an upgrade?'

      Because Microsoft makes sure you are forced to upgrade. It isn't the OS that does it, its the things that surround the OS. Drivers, DirectX, Media Player, etc.

      Sooner or later you are going to want to run new software that depends on those things and then you are stuck upgrading the OS.

      There is an entire legion of shit that you can't run on win2k anymore. Not because win2k wouldn't work, but because you need one of those other packages that doesn't run on win2k.

    277. Re:Install Ubuntu by donstenk · · Score: 1

      Although it may seem strange because of it's small screen, the first eeepc is the only computer my 82 year old friend is consistently getting to do what he wants: check AOL mail, web and skype. Large icons, no updates no antivirus, no changes. Just a simple appliance that does a few things well. We tried Ubuntu after his windows installation became a honeypot, but that also 'kept asking him things'.

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    278. Re:Install Ubuntu by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Thing is, Windows systems do appear to accumulate clutter, no matter how you use it.

      I've moved from Windows to Linux, Fedora in my case, and I think I know part of the reason for this. When you update Windows, it downloads the updates and installs them, leaving behind the download and any other files that were made obsolete. As time goes on, your system gets cluttered with more and more files you'll never need again (unless the disk cleanup utility knows to get rid of the downloads, and you remember to run it) and more and more old versions of programs/.dlls. With Linux, when you update a program, it downloads the update, installs it, deletes the download and, if appropriate, the old version of the file. My system has two kernels: the one I'm using, and the most recent kernel before that. When I update the kernel, the oldest one is automatically removed to free up the space. If Windows removed old versions when it updated, it wouldn't get so cluttered, but of course, that type of action was Not Invented Here, and Microsoft long lost its willingness to copy the best from everybody else.

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    279. Re:Install Ubuntu by shaitand · · Score: 1

      lol I can't tell you how many times I've found myself doing that.. spelling out a command letter for letter for mom to type into a prompt. A dos prompt that is.

      Windows is far more rough around the edges than Linux. Fixing a connectivity issue without resorting to the DOS prompt in windows is pretty much impossible with the included utilities.

      Of course you can download a repair util to fix a corrupted IP/Winsock configuration on windows (something that happens randomly and frequently, I fix a half dozen of these a week).

      On Linux... well come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever seen that happen on Linux.

    280. Re:Install Ubuntu by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      The only "phone-home" software is ubuntu periodically checking for updates -- which can be disabled.

      Ubuntu might also have smolt, which can also be disabled if you don't want a monthly hardware report being sent in for statistical reasons.

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    281. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> they all live on different houses

      They seem like dumbasses anyway, you're probably way better off. Smart people live IN houses!

    282. Re:Install Ubuntu by windsurfer619 · · Score: 1

      I have a packages file on my thumbdrive.
      sudo apt-get install < packages.txt
      Leave it for an hour and I'm good to go. I could even take that a step further and just drag my old home folder over to get all my old settings for all programs.

    283. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      After having read through more than half the currently 400+ comments, I've come back up here to respond to this one, the first instance of "I setup my $ANCIENT_RELATIVE with $MY_FAVORITE_FLAVOR_OF_LINUX over $RANDOM_INTEGER years ago, and they love it! Not only that, but just recently ... $MY_FAVORITE_FLAVOR_OF_LINUX is the bee's knees for elderly with NO previous computer experience!!!

      I didn't say that my Dad had no previous experience, in fact he'd had many years on Mac, but we couldn't afford an upgrade to OSX with a new Mac. After reading a lot of reviews and testing several distros myself, Ubuntu won.
      It isn't a *nix/windows flamewar on my part. I just stated my experience, just like the many others have. It is also my experience that Ubuntu is really very good for those without computer experience and it is VERY easy to use. Far, far easier to learn that XP IMHO. I do up old computers and give them away to refugee families and disadvantaged students with Ubuntu or Xubuntu on them with a lot of success.
      After my Dad had been on Ubuntu for a while, one of my brothers gave him a newer windows machine. He ran XP for a bit, then (can't remember which) either installed Ubuntu himself on it or asked me to.

      Where an elderly person is used to XP, stick with it, just give them a limited user account, run Avast. Don't run any 3rd party firewalls, they have too many confusing pop-ups. Disable as many pop-ups as you can. Cut the menus down to the few apps they use, put shortcuts on the Desktop for those apps. Consider using Windows Steadystate to limit the damage they can do to the system.

      Happy now cupcake?

      As for all the comments recommending linux, well, this is slashdot?

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    284. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Ubuntu is desktop ready. Lets not forget how many "how to do ** on XP" guides involve dropping to dosprompt and giving text commands.

      Once you get into the console though, it's so quick and easy to do things that any gui can seem slow. People drop into the text based terminal cause it's fun, quick and, when used to it, easy. Ubuntu now, not a couple of years ago, NOW, can run out of the box without most users ever knowing what the terminal is.

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    285. Re:Install Ubuntu by Draek · · Score: 1

      show me one pro-linux post by a female.

      Show me one pro-any OS post by a female. Female slashdotters, as rare as they are, seem to relegate themselves mostly to RIAA-related posts and the odd programming language flamewar from what I've seen, but they (wisely) tend to stay away from OS-related ones.

      But for what its worth, my ex-gf, a violinist, was a very happy Linux user after being introduced to it by her brothers, and was even happier after I helped her set up Rosegarden and related apps (which, at the time, wasn't very "point and click"). She, however, would never read a website like Slashdot, let alone join only to declare her love for Linux.

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    286. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      2) Ubuntu doesn't even come with vi installed as part of the base distribution. It does have Gedit though.

      In Ubuntu, when u type vi it gives u vim.

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    287. Re:Install Ubuntu by infekt · · Score: 1

      100% agree. My dad of late 60s has been using it for the past 3+ years now. There is absolutely no hassle with upgrading and virus/spam. I setup his gmail account to retrieve email from his other email address and I trust gmails virus scanning. It saves him the hassle of calling me every couple of hours with popup messages that he was getting with XP. Ubuntu is safe, dependable, and seriously customizable. Best thing is I can just ssh to his computer and upgrade, remove and install new applications without a gui. Its just so efficient at what it does. Alternately the MacOSX would be my second choice for ease of use.

    288. Re:Install Ubuntu by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu does come with vi out of the box.

    289. Re:Install Ubuntu by SBFCOblivion · · Score: 1

      moving my mother over to Linux at the beginning of the year. It's gone swimmingly

      I had the same experience with my mother only I forgot to slap some floats on her and she drown shortly afterward. :(

    290. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what I did. I told my parents I was sick of their shit and if they didn't switch to a decent OS I wasn't fixing their computers any more.

      A few months later they bought a Mac and sold the "broken" one to me. Problem solved.

    291. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha, you poor angry lost little windows fanboy. Your claims are far too ridiculous to be true. If you want to boost sales for the company that owns you then try sticking a little closer to the truth.

    292. Re:Install Ubuntu by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

      You missed the condition of both parent and GP posts: they're setting it up for someone with NO computer experience whatsoever. In other words, they won't be missing what they've never had.

    293. Re:Install Ubuntu by mad_cat_elite · · Score: 1

      When I did support for Dell, I actually got a call for 0xDEADBEEF. I walked up to my boss and told him I quit (I didn't quit though). I don't remember what my resolution was though, except that there was no reason for them to have it on their computer.

    294. Re:Install Ubuntu by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      This is the year of the Windows desktop!

      Sweet!

      Unfortunately, laptops are now outselling desktops.

      When will be the year of Windows on the laptop?

    295. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm updating ubuntu right now, and I have had to intervene. "Do you want to keep config file X the way it is, or install a fresh one?"

      I walked away for an hour thinking this wouldn't happen. Thus, I lost an hour. Now I'm sitting by it, using another computer. I just answered a third dialog from the upgrade.

    296. Re:Install Ubuntu by Bronster · · Score: 1

      When I installed Ubuntu for my parents I wound up writing a PPP connection manager that provides a controller applet in the task bar that can detect disconnected ISDN modem and other error conditions. It also has a web-based interface that allows them to connect other machines wirelessly or locally to the connection and just type in "internet" to a web browser to get the connection manager.

    297. Re:Install Ubuntu by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is Ubuntu's fault: they switched to PulseAudio without ensuring that all of the apps would work with it. It's a shame, since I was able to get Flash working through PulseAudio with just a little tweak to my ALSA configuration... why couldn't Ubuntu ship it this way by default?

    298. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Window XP (and probably all the other NTs as well) has a GUI for assigning junction points to partitions. It is just another option along with assigning drive letters, which is under "disk manager" under "administrative tools" (... if I am remembering the names correctly).

    299. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would you do all of that? set up 2 hard drives with their user accounts on the user drive, set up a copy of the initial install (with any of many hard drive image makers) on the 2nd drive. Recover from that and reset up their user directories, probably less than an hour to fix it. Or just use Fedora.

    300. Re:Install Ubuntu by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I put Ubuntu on an old Dell laptop for my girlfriend last Christmas so she could put music on the iPod she got. She's been working in call centers for years, typing on a (Windows) PC 8 hours a day. I told her that we should be able to make the laptop do whatever she needed, but it might look a little different because it wasn't Windows. Her response: "What's Windows?"

      I'm still on Windows because of some games, so I don't have a ton of experience with Ubuntu. I did a little research and got gtkPod and a few other apps, and I haven't heard of any problems (other than the poor wifi reception from the super cheap router I put in). She does all her online stuff (banking, buying music from Amazon, ordering Papa John's, etc.) and manages her iPod (ripping CDs and putting MP3s on the iPod) just fine.

      For someone with zero experience, Ubuntu is no harder to learn than Windows. It's simply different, and the change from Windows is what's hard to deal with.

    301. Re:Install Ubuntu by fast+turtle · · Score: 1
      Home System with 3 users

      System Specs:

      Intel DQ965GF with e6300 C2D @1.6GHz - 4GB DDR2-800 - Using Onboard Sound/Video/NIC

      Seagate 7200.10 SATA Drives (320/500) - Samsung (TSST CD/DVD DL RW) SATA

      XP Pro /SP3 (slipstreamed) on Nlited Install Disk

      Installation takes 30 Minutes for XP to finish Booting to Admin account ( Stripping Extra Garbage from XP - Find Sysoc.ini and f&r "hide", save file then run add/remove software takes 15-20 minutes - Installing Office 2003 (word/outlook/powerpoint/excel) using custom Options 20 - 30 minutes - Configuring Outlook (email accounts) another 10 minutes per user account - Installing AV takes 5 minutes and 2 reboots (Avast) then needs to grab latest definition files - Zone-Alarm Free - 10 minutes plus 2 reboots before operational - takes another 5 days to fully configure as apps demand new access - Games - Each takes 5 minutes to install (minimum of 8 Games)

      So far we're talking 3 hrs 40 minutes to simply get the system up and running. That's not including how long it takes to restore all data from backups such as emails, favorites/bookmarks or to reinstall remainder of apps such as Adobe CS2 (full install takes another 45 minutes alone and requires 2 reboots) that include disabling garbage and bloat once again

      Now add in the remainder of the apps and you're looking at a couple of days work just to get the system up and running properly and that's at home with an External HD for backup use (USB based and slow as heck)and no I'm not an IT person. Have learned the fastest way to reinstall Windows on my hardware through trial & error.

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    302. Re:Install Ubuntu by Lershac · · Score: 1

      Dear Lord... Just look at all the crap you had to do!

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    303. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just tell them now that I will NOT fix their windows machine but reinstall it from scratch. If that is what they want then fine (quick unattended install isnt so bad). If not, then google is their friend (or god forbid (and I do feel a little guilty about this) Geek Squad *shudders*).

      *Oh, forgot to mention I tell them to make a backup of important files that I virus scan before loading them back on to the machine and virus scanning it again afterwards.

    304. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started my mom out with an old win 3.whatever machine and a nice set of solitaire games -- they're non-threatening and teach useful mouse skills and it's what EVERY elderly person should start with. At some point I got her a win98 machine and added netscape. In 2004 I got her an HP XP machine and added more games. I did updates and misc.stuff when I visited and there were never any problems that couldn't be solved easily, mostly resulting from the injudicious mouse-clicking of the inexperienced. She liked email, cooking and Dodgers websites, Drudge, and some other stuff. She liked printing photos of the grandchildren. That was enough. She (business executive, retired at 78) regretted avoiding learning about computers when she was working, but used the windows machines for about an hour a day -- the most she could sit still in a chair at one time. I guess I could have set her up with a linux machine, but it seemed easier to give her something that she could talk to other people about.

      I'm using her machine now when I need a windows machine. I hope it lasts a long time.

    305. Re:Install Ubuntu by Longboy · · Score: 1

      I'm 73 and my mother is 97. We both use iMacs. I recommend this box highly to other seniors and to the children thereof.

    306. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with "Install Ubuntu." My grandpa is very tech-deficient, but I set him up with Ubuntu and a web browser and he's completely happy.

    307. Re:Install Ubuntu by Foo2rama · · Score: 1

      exactly, they are not tied into Windows mentality... why do they need windows, they are going to email and browse the web, maybe some light word processing... unix plus open office firefox and mozila mail...


      Of course I just went with the mac mini and hooked it up to the tv it was way cheaper and easier...

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    308. Re:Install Ubuntu by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Mallware?

      Is that, like, retail point of sale software, or something?

      You're obviously an ignorant Linux user. Whomever it is that installed that for you robbed you of the personality-growing effects of dealing with the robust ecology of the Windows world.

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    309. Re:Install Ubuntu by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about English, except I seem to remember that the often-used "virii" is wrong, but the Danish plural is generally accepted to be "vira", whereas the proper Latin plural would be "vire" (citation needed)...

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    310. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose you think your "idea" is original and thought provoking..... yea... right. Just answer the question he asked.

    311. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      know Fanboy Homos will get crazy and crucify me for what I will say

      Christmas is an especially special time of year to interact with a slashdot poster.

    312. Re:Install Ubuntu by superbam · · Score: 1

      Preach it brother! So far this entire string has been useless (which means it conforms with all of the other Ask Slashdot articles). How about some real tips and not the typical *nix love fest that these always seem to devolve into.

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    313. Re:Install Ubuntu by superbam · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight, you're suggesting we not spend hours to secure Windows in order to spend hours configuring Linux? Aren't I still out several hours and now I've created something that only I can support? What is Grandma going to do when her PC dies and you're not in your parent's basement? Can she call anyone or at least take it to the Geek Squad? All I got out of your post is that it's ok to spend hours making Linux work because it is free.

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    314. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing MSSQL 7/MSDE 1.0?
      I ran a Win98se webserver as my backup and traffic overflow server for a long time back when i had a small hosting company; the only problems were the built in SQL problems that seemed to pop up every 2 months.
      But, aside from a scheduled reboot every Sunday morning, it worked just fine for about 18 months.
      It sounds like your Win98 laptop is doing a lot more work than mine was; I'm surprised you aren't getting serious JAVA thread issues, though.

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    315. Re:Install Ubuntu by Cato · · Score: 1

      An elderly relative ran Windows for many years and I recently converted her to Ubuntu. The best thing about this is being able to *reliably* remote control her PC using VNC over an SSH tunnel. Once set up it requires very little maintenance, so it's best if you use a stable version of a distro (e.g. Ubuntu 8.04.1) - install 'unattended-upgrades' to get automated security updates in the background without the user having to know about this.

    316. Re:Install Ubuntu by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Windows 98 was the last Windows OS I owned. I switched my Mom (now 70) to Linux 8 years ago. When I put together a system for my niece (now 13) I installed Linux. Both are currently running Ubuntu just fine; Firefox for web, Thunderbird for email, Open Office for letters, medicine lists, school reports, etc. My service calls have dropped 90% because things just work, and the viruses, worms, popups and other crud have just gone away.

      Better yet, the rest of the Windows-Using family members now know I'm that 'Linux' guy. I'm no longer fixing broken drivers for the gamers or trying to figure out why Word ate their business report.

      It's a two-fer, IMO.

    317. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky you.

      Due to a bug in the nVidia driver I am using, not only did I have to touch the xorg.conf file, but I also had to find someone, somewhere, who had the exact same make and model of the monitor I use.

      The nVidia driver would not read the EDID from the monitor. So I had to force it. The problem was, I didn't have the EDID for the monitor and ViewSonic would not (could not!) give it to me.

      Eventually I found the e-mail address of a complete stranger (via Amazon.com's review site, of all things) who I e-mailed with a strange request. I was fortunate that he was running X Windows, too. I asked him to restart X in debug mode and send me the hexadecimal codes for the EDID information from his X11 log file.

      After that, I had to write a C program to convert the hex codes into binary file.

      Finally I was able to update the xorg.conf file to tell the nVidia driver to use a file as the source of the EDID.

      The VX2000, I should mention, has been out for many years now. And while this isn't specifically an X problem, I dare say it paints a poor picture of Linux in general. (Ubuntu's driver would hit 1600x1200, but not using 3D acceleration, which is the reason why I had to use nVidia's driver.)

      The fun part about using nVidia's driver is that every time a new release of the kernel is made, I get to lose all video capability upon rebooting until I recompile the nVidia driver against the new kernel.

      2008? No. 2005? No. 1998 seems about right.

      FWIW, I have run various Linux incantations since 1998. Kubuntu is my present desktop and, once configured, it's dreamy. Yet if I was not a geek, I wouldn't even think of trying any flavour of Linux (neither Ubuntu, Mandriva, nor SuSE).

      Feel free to mod me down now.

    318. Re:Install Ubuntu by Tirs · · Score: 1

      I have to say, you are 100% right. When my 72-year-old mom said: "I am fed up with this ever-failing Windows. Isn't there anything else people are using for serious?" I switched her to Ubuntu and she never complained again: checks and sends mail, browses the web, and now even uses The Gimp to retouch the pictures she takes with her new digital camera! No hassles, no problems, no outages... she is delighted. After two years, she doesn't even want to hear about Windows.

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    319. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      !/bin/bash/

      WASH_DIR=/hall/laundry

      if[socks dirty]
      then
      cd $WASH_DIR
      ./bin/wash-socks
      exit
      fi

      Works for me! :p

    320. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Although I've lost track of the number of times I've asked on Slashdot how to do something in Linux, and, with no hint of sarcasm, the response has been some command.

      Without wanting to be partisan, a command line is generally the most explicit way to communicate exactly what needs to take place, over a text-based forum.

      Trying to describe the navigation of a GUI, particularly one as changeable as a linux variant, is simply asking for trouble. /Windows command line junkie here.

    321. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      Spending time securing it, then keeping it secure is the issue here. There's only so much you can do to secure Windows, it will never be secure; it's not designed to be. Sure you can add lots of programs to protect against various things, load down the resources available and keep it reasonably secure, as long as it keeps updating those programs (as well as Windows itself). Over time Windows will get hosed, even with all that effort. Eventually the only options left to you will be to wipe the OS and reinstall it, or write off the PC itself and go buy a new PC.

      One of the key parts of the whole "keeping it secure" is that EVERY element of that security is kept updated. When a new exploit is found, there are developers able to fix it and put out a patch for the users. Would you use an antivirus program from a company who went bankrupt 2 years ago? Any new viruses created (or found) in that 2 years+ would not be detected. The same applies to the core OS. When Microsoft (or Apple) decide to pull the plug on an older OS, that means nobody is fixing the new holes.

      You're right in saying that every few years it's good to get a new OS, a more modern OS, with more modern features, more compatibility with modern trends or modern versions of programs. I agree. That means either upgrading the OS that's installed, wiping to reinstall fresh, or buying a new PC. This is where Linux becomes a much better investment.

      Both Apple and Microsoft will only sell you the latest version of their OS, even if older ones are still supported. They still update Windows 2000 now, but try getting a new budget PC with Windows 2000 installed. XP is even newer, has much longer left on the update life cycle, but you have to fight to get a new PC with XP installed, and often pay a premium price for the "privilege" of older software. The point here, is that Microsoft only want to sell you Vista which a) costs a small fortune and b) needs a supercomputer to run on. This means that your Windows 2000 PC (despite being fine for everything you need it to do) won't handle the software they are trying to shove on you. This means buying a new PC, even though the one they have is perfectly fine for their needs (apart from the company behind it deciding not to update it any more for commercial reasons)

      When they cut off support and tell you to "just upgrade" it's about them making more money, not serving you with any new value for money features. Remember we're not talking geek use here, we're talking seniors who only want basic PC functionality like surfing the web, sending email, instant messaging and sharing small video clips or photos of with the family.

      At some point you will have to upgrade for them. You want this to be as easy as possible. You want mostly everything to be done for you. With Linux, you backup all of the home folder including the .files and .folders then copy them back to the new fresh install. This will keep ALL their previous settings. A simple bash script will install all their applications (those not pre installed with the distro) in one swoop. All of those newly installed applications will already be configured just as they were before because you backed up and restored the ,files and .folders. In addition to that, if the hardware worked out of the box last time, it will work this time. You don't have to worry about the company who makes your printer or scanner having an XP driver but not a Vista one yet. A single program, with a few clicks can update your entire system.

      Windows on the other hand, you have to jump though all sorts of hoops, with program CDs, driver CDs etc. Install them all one at a time, configure them one at a time, reboot endlessly, update them one at a time. Hope that Microsoft haven't removed the driver for your printer in this version of Windows. Hope that all your software works with the new version of Windows, if not, guess what you get told......."just upgrade". Guess what that often means? Yeah, you got it

    322. Re:Install Ubuntu by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Long experience tells me that Windows *does* break by itself, from time to time, sometimes quite horribly.

      Sometimes Windows forgets how to use a particular device driver, and it has to be uninstalled and reinstalled if you're lucky; if you're not lucky Windows has to be reinstalled. Sometimes a critical system file becomes corrupted, and Windows has to be reinstalled. Of course, filesystem corruption can happen with any OS if you have an unclean shutdown event (e.g. due to a power outage), but with Windows it can also happen at random while the computer is running, or even during boot-up after a supposedly clean shutdown. This is not a frequent occurance, but it happens.

      However, I'm not convinced this makes Windows unsuitable for a senior-citizen setup. I suppose it depends, but in a lot of scenarios needing to reinstall the OS once every three years is not a prohibitive burden.

      Most of the problems that happen significantly more often (e.g., malware) can be prevented by setting the computer up correctly in the first place. This takes significant doing, but it can be done. Among other things:

      All user accounts must be password-protected. You make the normal limited-user account password easy to remember and teach it to the user, but administrative passwords should be complicated, hard-to-type, written down on a 3x5 card, laminated, and stored in an envelope physically taped to the computer tower. If this is Windows XP, you will need to teach the user to log in as administrator periodically (I recommend once a week on a specific day of the week) and make sure all the Windows Updates install. Set up the admin account with a VERY different visual theme, preferably ugly and based on red, and with no convenient shortcuts for anything *but* Windows Update, so that the user will not want to stay in it for other activities. (Vista makes this last part unnecessary due to UAC, but in that case you have to do user training for how to respond to UAC prompts; specifically you want them trained to only use the admin password when applying updates. No, you do not want end users doing other admin tasks such as installing new software.)

      Access to Outlook Express *MUST* be disabled. This is not negotiable. You do *NOT* want to be on the hook for maintaining a system that untrained end users run Outlook on. That's bad juju. I recommend installing Pegasus Mail instead; it's easier to learn to use than webmail (or MSOE for that matter), especially if configured properly when you install it, and it generally handles security issues in the best possible way. The only major drawback to Pegasus (besides that it only runs on Windows, which for your purposes here is probably not important) is that it's MDI, but if you set up the desktop shortcut to run pmail maximized this is not a big deal for un-savvy users. (It would be annoying for a power user, who might want to arrange windows so as to have another app on the screen at the same time, but people who don't know what they're doing with computers pretty much never ever want to do that. Typically the very idea that it's possible gives them a headache.)

      You don't want to disable access to IE (because you want it for Windows Update), but you *do* want to remove the shortcut from the desktop and replace it with something else, probably Firefox. Open up about:config and set image.animation.mode to once. Turn off its auto-updates feature unless you're on Vista. (If you think they can handle it, you can have them check for Firefox updates from the admin account once a week when they do the Windows Updates. But in practice an out-of-date Firefox is *MUCH* less dangerous than running in an admin account all the time.)

      Install OpenOffice.org so they can open Office documents. Turn off the Java automatic update thingy. Install the Flash player and FlashBlock add-on. Install the Adobe reader, but turn off its check-for-updates feature, and make sure Firefox is set up to open PDFs by launching acroread externally in its own window.

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    323. Re:Install Ubuntu by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Be it viruses or spyware (a big problem with senior citizens, in fact all non computer aficionados)

      You can eliminate 98% of that by setting the computer up for them correctly before you turn them loose on it. People who go to the store and buy a computer are screwed, of course, because the OEMs invariably let the marketing department decide how to set them up. But if a knowledgeable geek is setting the system up initially, this is *MUCH* less of a problem.

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    324. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you try contacting nvidia's linux support team about this issue? If so, what was their response?

      People like you, who are very persistent in finding the source of a bug and trying to fix or workaround it, are very valuable to the bug reporting process and bugs like this shouldn't be left unreported especially if they have a chance of affecting any non-technical person.

    325. Re:Install Ubuntu by toddestan · · Score: 1

      What are they doing, sending bingo announcements in PPT.

      You'd be surprised. Often they may know people who work in an office. The people in the office think that MS Office is a standard part of a computer (because they have never seen a computer without it), and because they know Office, that's how they do their bingo annoucements and holiday greetings. Good thing for you is that you can set their computer up with all the relevant free Word/Powerpoint viewers, as all that Grandma is going to want to do is open the files she is sent from her friends.

    326. Re:Install Ubuntu by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I disagree - it's easier than in Windows. In Windows you actually have to go to Adobe's web site and manually download the appropriate version and install it. At least that has been my experience.

      Try going to Adobe's website using IE. After it's done doing its thing, Flash will work in Firefox (and Opera).

    327. Re:Install Ubuntu by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      "Windows - crappyly reimplementing UNIX since the beginning."

      Nice slogan, that, huh? *meducks*

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    328. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Digital cameras a problem in Linux?!? Always been plug and play in my experience. Ipod support is pretty good too. As for most mp3 players, they just mount as a usb disk. Printers (as Linux uses Cups) is a breeze 9.9 times out of ten with no searching for drivers online and all that rubbish. As for scanners, my mates get me to hook their scanners up to my Linux laptop pretty often cos they don't have the specific windows driver for it. I just use Xsane and it works every time.

      Mobile phone support, well, ok. It's being worked on...

      The old story of peripheral device incompatibility in Linux is VERY fast becoming urban legend only.

      One thing I can say without doubt. I've ben using Linux for 3 years now and I have NEVER had to do all the gymnastics and googling for drivers that you have to do with XP or Vista.

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    329. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been supporting my fathers computer for the last decade and was getting pretty tired of the huge cleanup I had to do every summer and christmas when home on vacation, and discovering the machine slower then the last time because of him always installing the latest anti-spyware/adware/virus-application of the month. I used one hour installing Ubuntu 8.04 and needed software, configuring his email accounts and giving him a brief guide of how the system is updated. All devices including printer and cell phone worked right out of the box.

      Now seven months later I booted his computer last night, read "System last updated two days ago.", didn't find one new icon on the desktop and his new 26" monitor was running its native 1920x1200 resolution.

    330. Re:Install Ubuntu by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it have been easier to just set them up with different Firefox profiles, and create a custom shortcut and icon for each?

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    331. Re:Install Ubuntu by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Or create a custom install CD with those packages already installed, and leave them a copy of that as the "restore disk".

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    332. Re:Install Ubuntu by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      (Although I've lost track of the number of times I've asked on Slashdot how to do something in Linux, and, with no hint of sarcasm, the response has been some command. Perhaps things have changed - maybe this year it'll be ready for the desktop?)

      When you ask for help online, you will almost always get a command, even if there is a fully functional GUI to do the same thing. The reason is that you're less likely to get lost copying and pasting, than you are if you're following multiple step instructions.

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    333. Re:Install Ubuntu by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Linux for seniors? It is as complicated as Chinese arithmetic for anyone but the undirected tinkerers who made it in the first place. A better question is why the hell is anyone pushing computers on seniors. They need one like they need a hole in their heads, you dorks and dweebs!

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    334. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I use Windows XP at work in a call center using "Clear Cube" technology KVM forwarding thing. Imagine they don't even trust us to have computers on our own desks, might spill something on it, whatever. Anyways.. often when people ask me something I respond with.. sorry, I don't use Windows at home.. and they pause.. "what do you use then?" or they're totally oblivious and think that I'm making a joke or have no idea what "Windows" is cause a computer is a computer to them and all computers are the same right? And so we continue to do tech support all day and go home.. and I sit back down to my 10 year old iMac running 10.4.11 and I don't worry about all of it any longer. Sure.. I could run Linux or NetBSD.. but I find that the BSD within Mac OS X is just enough for me and I don't have to put up with my hatred of X11 and it's lack of consistency. Don't get me wrong, it does it's job and GNOME and KDE are ok, I just like things that work a certain way, and yes I did use Windows for a very long time but I started out in the 8 bit world and have done a bit of structured programming in my time so I have a bit of a skewed viewpoint on the user interface conundrum.

    335. Re:Install Ubuntu by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      No, because there are members of my family that can kill a Sherman tank with a toothbrush. With all of them on one browser it was usually weekly that I would end up reinstalling because someone broke it, which would lead to fighting, which would lead to a giant headache. This way the more crash prone members of my family(oldest nephew and sis) are are much more "crash proof" browsers(Opera and Kmeleon) and the rest of us can have what we want without them hosing it for us.

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    336. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Mac mice don't have two buttons.

      Exactly which kind of rock have you been living under?

    337. Re:Install Ubuntu by FallenBuckeye · · Score: 1

      Why not create a puppy linux boot cd? It's fast, easy to configure and would be virtually impossible to break!

    338. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that windows is a major pain in the ass without an admin account, and running as an admin is just asking for trouble.

      Looks like this christmas, I get to fix a computer! YEY! Just like last christmas..

      If you have to do it again this year, you didn't do a very good job of it the last time around. Setting up a secure Windows system is more challenging than Linux or OS X because it doesn't start out that way: You actually have to have some knowledge to secure it since it isn't out of the box.

      Windows is *not* a "major pain without an admin account": Set up everything as Administrator, patch it to current, then create non-privileged accounts for your parents. Install an anti-virus program and anti-malware program, one that uses an agent with privileges to do its updates (most of them do it this way now).Set the computer up to wake itself up once a week/month/whatever works for them and set up all of the system/AV/anti-malware updates to update themselves within that window.

      Install Firefox, and set it up so that it opens up tabs for their favorite sites everytime it start. Put a shortcut to Shared Documents in C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Desktop, so that everyone that logs in can get to it. Show them how to save pictures, photos, etc., there, and set the defaults for any applications that they run to that location.

      Test access to their email, etc., while logged in as them. Give yourself remote access to the computer.

      Honestly, I read posts such as yours quite often here whenever whenever the subject comes up, and invariably all they prove is that your knowledge of administering a Windows PC is inadequate.

      Unsurprisingly, however, you got modded up as "Insightful" when there's nothing insightful at all about your post for someone that has the knowledge required. I've been setting up Windows systems this way for years and the only time I've seen a virus or malware infection is when someone does something stupid while logged in as Aministrator, and let's face it, you can get into trouble with any OS when you have root/administrator privileges and you're not being careful.

    339. Re:Install Ubuntu by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      I believe that any changes a person makes in Firefox are applied only to their profile, and not to the system wide install. Therefore if someone were to screw up their own profile with extensions and such, it would only be their profile that got screwed up.

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    340. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's painfully obvious that you haven't worked with Windows in a long time.

    341. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you have Kubuntu/OpenSuSE/PCLinuxOS, and severely limited accounts? I mean, really, if they cannot use it at all, should they even be allowed to use the computer? Although, from your description, that may be the best course of action. ;-D

    342. Re:Install Ubuntu by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to know what settings you'd need to change on Ubuntu out of the box, that you don't with a Mac?

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    343. Re:Install Ubuntu by retchdog · · Score: 1

      The fact that they are almost totally automatic and don't require a restart makes them pretty close to maintenance free. Since I can basically ignore ubuntu updates except for the kernel, they are effectively much less of a disturbance than XP updates.

      A few months ago I went back to my Ubuntu partition after XP started choking on me and losing on the wifi. The first thing I saw was Update Manager with "You can install 274 updates." At first I was mortified, but the downloading and installing was barely noticable and finished in 20 minutes with no reboot necessary! That's as much time as it takes XP to bring itself to install a standard batch of 5 or 6.

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    344. Re:Install Ubuntu by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then we get into the fun of deciding WHICH browser would be the one to keep. My mom refuses to touch anything but her "blue bird", My oldest boy thinks everything other than Opera "sucks bad", my youngest boy thinks everything that isn't wired into his scoial sites like Flock is "stupid" and my sis thinks they are ALL too damned complicated and will only use her "green lizard" because it is so simple. And finally there is me who likes extensions too much to give up his FF when he visits.

      In the end it is just easier to give them each their own,tailored to their personality and browsing habits, and thanks to keeping the two klutzes(Oldest and sis) on very stable and crash proof browsers I haven't had to waste time when I visit installing browsers or hunting down glitches in ages. In the end HDD space is cheap, they each get their own browser their own way which makes them happy, and I don't spend my visits doing tech support which makes ME happy!

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    345. Re:Install Ubuntu by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      You pegged it: MSSQL 7 with all the requisite security patches. As for Java thread issues, no, but then again it's not really a high traffic site. It handles calendaring, messaging, inventory movement, file drops, and product requests. The beauty of it is the low wattage requirements and simple support. I considered installing a Linux distro once, but had more headaches trying to find one that would fit and still provide a decent GUI. When it took more than a few days of research, I just set it back to Win98 and got back to business...

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    346. Re:Install Ubuntu by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      So what happens when their shovelware casino games don't run under Wine?

      That's a serious question, BTW. Getting them to stop playing them is, unfortunately, not an option. =Smidge=

      Find them web sites with free casino games. They might actually like playing cards with other people.

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  2. Install mac os-x by localoptimum · · Score: 5, Informative

    My father has his own business with two employees - him and his wife. He wasted years of his life (and lots of money) messing about with XP. He came to me in despair one evening, he'd had enough. I told him to try a mac (linux was not very friendly 3 years ago). Now he runs his business himself with zero IT problems and he owns about 5 macs. He still has no idea how computers work, but it doesn't stop him getting the job done.

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    1. Re:Install mac os-x by sproot · · Score: 1

      One server, two desktops, two laptops?
      3 new employees?

      I have about 5 PCs/laptops/notebooks myself, why not?

    2. Re:Install mac os-x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that all? I have three laptops and three desktops in my living room alone.

    3. Re:Install mac os-x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's got backup machines? I cringe every time I see a business rely on _one_ machine.

    4. Re:Install mac os-x by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I was going to tell you to tear up and burn your geek card, but it is the season of goodwill - so just hand it in on the way out.

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    5. Re:Install mac os-x by Life2Short · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the best part of giving a Mac is iChat. With iChat, not only can you keep in touch for free, you also have remote control of the other person's desktop. I've equipped family members with Macs, and now if they have a problem I just contact them in iChat, use the program to take control of their machine from my machine, and take care of business. The interface is a dream come true!

    6. Re:Install mac os-x by Black-Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I steered my 80 year old mother to a Mac... best decision I could have made. Who wants to be on the phone w/ their mother over computer issues? With my mother... it would be all my fault... I would never live it down and the aggravation would never be worth it.

      Of course I had to pitch in $... because she is a cheap skate and knows PC's are a couple hundred bucks cheaper and there was no way she was gonna spend extra $ when she didn't have to. Typical of one who lived through the Great Depression I suppose.

    7. Re:Install mac os-x by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you can't possibly do that in MSN Mess-- oh wait yes you can, and have been able to longer than iChat's even existed.

      I'm all for pointing out genuine reasons to prefer one over the other, but try not to point out features that *both* have, it's a little counter-productive.

    8. Re:Install mac os-x by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Geez, can the hyperbole.

      He wasted years of his life (and lots of money) messing about with XP.

      Did he "waste" more "years of his life" using XP than he would have doing all his inventory, payroll, and accounting manually? Is that a direct quote from him, or something you made-up?

      I mean, you come across as, "OH NOES! He was using a computer that does everything every other computer does, but is slightly more difficult to use! WASTED LIFE!!!" It's ridiculous.

      Everybody on Slashdot needs a big dose of perspective. Computer OSes don't really matter much. The reason your dad is doing better now isn't because he switched OSes, it's because you're there to help him out when he has problems. OS X is Dumbo's feather in this little equation; if you had helped him set up his Windows network, I'm sure it would be just as reliable. (Presuming you know enough about Windows.)

    9. Re:Install mac os-x by localoptimum · · Score: 1
      Well, I quoted him. He was spending more time messing about than working.

      XP would fall over. He'd give up after a few days messing about and take it into a shop. Couple of weeks later, it would fall over again. If I was nearby I'd fix it, but often it wasn't possible because I live in a different country. The problem is my that dad doesn't know what he's doing (like the people in the question) and his 'repairs' were often worse than the perceived problem.

      The reason my dad is doing better now is because he isn't fixing his computer all the time. Now his system is easy to use and it doesn't fall over. No brainer.

      I do know what I'm doing with windows (and a few other OSs) but my job is not being on call to fix my family's computers :D

      I disagree with the "OSs don't matter" part, for the record. In my opinion, there are good OSs and bad OSs for a particular job, the trick is to match the two together. For example, if the question was "what system should I get my teenage kids who like gaming?" then my suggestion wouldn't be a mac! :P

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  3. From my own experience... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unless you can get them to understand the basics of security(which means teaching them how to use a decent virus scanner, a firewall, something like Revo Uninstaller and maybe Process Explorer) your fighting a losing battle.

    The problem will not be large icons and the magnifier set up, but keeping all the crap, malware, data farming toolbar add-ons and such off the machine. If you cannot keep this stuff off, you will be doing a serious maintenance every six months or so anyways.

    With my own mother, I think alot of that crap she ends up with are from simply mis-clicking links, or possibly on notification windows. Hard to configure against stuff like that. You can no-script them to death, but then they have to know enough about it to let the safe stuff through.

    I have just resigned myself to cleaning up my mothers machine once a year at the holidays.

    1. Re:From my own experience... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      simply mis-clicking links

      Or clicking on popups/banners faking themselves as a Windows alert.

      My mother is actually rather savvy with computers (she spent some years in tech support and knows more about hardware than I do), but she still nearly fell for the "Malware has been detected on your computer" popup trick once.

    2. Re:From my own experience... by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we all know the name Microsoft invokes such macho imagery . . .

      (Yes, I realise you were joking. So am I)

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    3. Re:From my own experience... by Dokterdok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you can get them to understand the basics of security (...virus scanner, a firewall, something like Revo Uninstaller and maybe Process Explorer)) your fighting a losing battle.

      I think you should avoid explaining tech stuff as to an 80+ years old grandpa as much as possible. Perceived complexity is exactly why a lot of senior people won't even touch a computer with a pole stick. I've been recently confronted to the similar problem as the author: give the simplest computer to my grandpa, and teach him how to use it. He already tried using Windows and Mac, but gave up because it was too complicated for him. I hope my experience will help you somehow. First, you have to ask yourself the right questions:

      - What exactly does he want to do on his computer?
      - What is the best and easiest way to present these functionalities on his screen?
      - What time do I have?
      And *then only* you can ask yourself what software/hardware you'll use, depending on the answers of the two above questions.
      I customized a Xandros EeePC 900 to be even simpler to use than with stock setting. Here's what I personalized:

      - Five functionalities: Internet, Email, Writer, Solitaire, Skype. That's five huge buttons on the main screen (no other buttons, there's alt+t terminal for administration)
      - Kiosk mode Firefox: fullscreen, back button, home button, print button, font size up/down buttons, close button (and Adblock plus installed)
      - Netvibes homepage with local news, weather, wikipedia search, and video search. (no Google, too exotic for my grandpa).
      - Disabled reminders, unnecessary tooltips, auto-updates, etc.
      - Removed all the unnecessary buttons from OpenOffice, Firefox, Thunderbird, Skype.
      - Removed the taskbar, and the maximize/minimize buttons from windows (basically: removed apparent multitasking).
      - Configured the power button to be instant on/off (no confirmation screen etc).
      - Configured Thunderbird with his email address, ready to be used.

      Then comes the teaching part. In my free time I made him a little manual with a lot of screenshots, and spent two hours with him explaining him what he wanted to know, and I used a tutorial approach.

      The only downside of my experience is the great amount of time required to customize Xandros and to write the manual, so your solution might might be different depending on the time you have on your hands.
      But my grandpa seems to be satisfied with the result. It has been six months since he touched his EeePC for the first time. He uses it everyday now, and never had a crash/problem (yet).

    4. Re:From my own experience... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      My grandmother is 86, uses XP and so far I've had to pull basic malware off, until she learned. Remember what they say? Experience is the best teacher, it is. Where my grandfather wouldn't use it really besides looking over her shoulder, he thought it was neat. It wasn't his cup of tea of technology, but something car related or mechanical worked like a charm, or AV related that was perfect and he picked it up where my grandmother was the opposite. Simplicity isn't always the best, neither is complexity.

      Otherwise, teaching someone the basics of security isn't that hard. That includes understanding basic security messages, AV messages and running her own malware scans. If she gets stuck, she can call me on the phone and I walk her through everything.

      Older folks are willing to learn, and are more then willing to put the time in if you're not a condescending asshole, act like a know it all, or insult their intelligence. Maybe it's some folks have the patience to learn anything and when they decide they want to do it and learn it, they'll put the effort towards it. The rest just want it nice and easy because you've made it nice and easy.

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    5. Re:From my own experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I at one point contemplated a (sort-of) solution to that. For my mother, I was thinking of basically installing a Norton-Ghost type program (preferably not Norton... I'm sure there's others out there), so that I can basically just re-image the drive to whatever it was before. Gets too bogged down with virii? Reimage it.

    6. Re:From my own experience... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Seriously - if she doesn't need anything really windows-specific, go with Ubuntu.

      Did you not see the big group masturbation up above here?

      (Seriously - my mom is another who is well served by linux. The only issue is integration with her new iPod an various podcast sites. )

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    7. Re:From my own experience... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      With my own mother, I think alot of that crap she ends up with are from simply mis-clicking links, or possibly on notification windows. Hard to configure against stuff like that.

      Not really. Just right-click your mother and choose 'Update Driver'; job done ;)

  4. Doing Computers for Friends and Family by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're doomed. Just give them your telephone number and book out 3 hours per week of your time for the rest of your life.

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    1. Re:Doing Computers for Friends and Family by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      My problem is that my family are all quite knowledgeable with computers, so when they *do* ask me for help with a problem, I know it'll be a doozy.

    2. Re:Doing Computers for Friends and Family by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

      I agree. Make sure you really LOVE anyone who asks you to help setup a computer for free. You'll be providing free support for the rest of your/their lives.

    3. Re:Doing Computers for Friends and Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *their life. They're old, right?

  5. BIG ICON BIG FONT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 1st and the most request i get from senior is: "i can't see can i get bigger words and icon?"

    Something like the eeepc linux distro would be a good idea (with all that big big icon)

    1. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Informative

      the 1st and the most request i get from senior is: "i can't see can i get bigger words and icon?"

      Something like the eeepc linux distro would be a good idea (with all that big big icon)

      Easy solution. run the computer at a lower resolution. Works for all OSs and apps.

      Second suggestion, use the zoom option in Compiz, or if you use Windows, use a third party add on that gives this feature.

      The simplified desktop idea is ok until you start up an app, when you go right back to little writing and little icons.

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    2. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Or just force X11 into thinking it has a higher DPI monitor, and it will scale things accordingly... Running a lower resolution is a bad idea since it will make things pixelated and thus harder to read.

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    3. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      This is very easy to do without losing real-estate on Windows. DO NOT change the screen resolution or things go fuzzy.
      1. Display Properties/Appearance/Font Size and while you're there click the Effects button and select large icons. Cleartype for LCD screens. Switch everything else off!
      2. Click the Advanced button and choose a dark grey for the desktop. This means that the icon font will be displayed white over dark grey even though there is a custom pic on the desktop. Choose Icons to set them up too if Large Icons isn't big enough. You can also set the Title Bar and Menu font size if you need to.
      3. My Computer Properties/Advanced TAB/Performance Settings/Adjust for best performance/. I recommend that you re-click the following:
      Smooth Edges of Screen Fonts
      Use Common Tasks in Folders (leaves the left hand task list)
      Use Visual Styles on Windows and Buttons (eye candy)
      The result of this is a highly readable desktop and a real increase in performance.without the loss of real estate and eye candy.
      ---------------
      For Outlook Express and Internet Explorer (uggh), you can set the default font size to large or largest. This only helps with some text on web pages though. It's a real pity that no-one has made a plugin to force older 800x600 pages to fill the screen on modern resolutions.

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    4. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Or just force X11 into thinking it has a higher DPI monitor, and it will scale things accordingly... Running a lower resolution is a bad idea since it will make things pixelated and thus harder to read.

      How does one do that? My laptop has a 129 DPI monitor and it is a pain. I use Kubuntu if it matters, and no, increasing the DPI in System Settings doesn't do anything.

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    5. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      +1 what he said.

      Actually, I wouldn't mess with the fonts but scale the desktop bigger by increasing the DPI setting (don't try and use 800*600; it'll just look rubbish).

    6. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      They won't see the "fuzzy", trust me on this one...

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    7. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      There's probably some better way to do it, but you can edit the kdm configuration where it starts X and add -dpi 129 to the command line...
      Is it detecting the DPI incorrectly on your laptop?

      You can also specify the DisplaySize in xorg.conf, see here:

      http://www.mythtv.org/wiki/index.php/Display_Size

      X11 will try to work out the physical size of the screen, but some laptop panels don't report the information correctly and so the dpi calculation goes wrong.

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    8. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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  6. Ubuntu saves lives by Dik+Zak · · Score: 0, Troll

    I installed Windows for my father. He comitted suicide about a year ago. My mom is using Ubuntu and she's still fine.

    1. Re:Ubuntu saves lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I once had a friend that tried OS/X. Two weeks later, *BAM*, herpes.

    2. Re:Ubuntu saves lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG. Win.

  7. perhaps there is a reason ? by naeone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    you got to love the fan boi approach ignore the question then spout your fan boi ism i am interested in the answer as well but to help out the reason windows is used is all my mothers friends use windows and i am relaying on them to encourage her to learn and perhaps teach along the way.

    1. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote a long, run-on sentence with no capitalisation or punctuation, but then used a full-stop at the end. Am I the only one who found that funny?

    2. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by somenickname · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The responses of "Use Ubuntu instead" are not all based on fanboi-ism. Most are probably based on the fact that the question as asked is not a solvable problem. In that case, "You can't but, I've used another OS to accomplish this very thing for my parents and it's worked very well" seems like helpful advice to me.

    3. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by naeone · · Score: 1

      it (the /. system ) ignored my line breaks, which is my own cheap version of punctuation. glad to see pedants still at large thought

    4. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And set the computer up so it can start on a live CD - Ubuntu is fine for that :-)

      (I use KDE myself :-)

      Some things might fail, but then you have a fall back position where you can remote control
      over telephone and use a live CD to get on the Internet.

      An extra machine does not hurt either.
      Things break - Have a solution.

      Greetings
      Jim Oksvold

    5. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who found that funny?

      No.

    6. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. Both my parents and my wife's parents use Ubuntu for over 2 years now. And though I still get the odd call, the number of times I've had to fix it has dropped tenfold.

      Anyway, whatever os you are planning to use I have another nice trick for you:

      Install an icon which starts a reverse vnc connection (x11vnc --connect in linux, I have done it in windows as well, but cannot remember the exact commandline). Then whenever they call you you can setup a listening vnc viewer on your side (vncviewer --listen) and have them click the icon. Because this is a reverse connection they don't need to know about firewall ports, you don't need to open any ports at their end and they don't need to know how to make their computer reachable from the outside (e.g. dyndns, or a custom script which dowloads your ip form you webpage or something). Having a vnc connection to their computer will mean you can fix their problems at convenient times, instead of doing it all on christmas eve ;-). It spared me lots of travelling.

    7. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by fnj · · Score: 1

      the question as asked is not a solvable problem

      All too true ... and ... the question as asked is not even rational. Is the objective really configuring Windows? Why isn't the objective setting up a system which can do general task types A, B, and C with a minimum of fuss?

      There's damn-all most of us old guys need to do that isn't done better and with less fuss using a good linux distro.

      Windows had a heyday. It's OVER!

    8. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be inclined to agree. I am a Mac user and push that pretty hard for most purposes but I recently switched my parents as well as my grandmother to Ubuntu and I must say when you just need something that works, is cost effective and requires little maintenance when properly configured for the user's needs Ubuntu is most definitely the way to go. The thing I like about it for them is that Windows makes it all too easy to screw up the software with viruses, malware, etc. which is all almost exclusively in the Windows realm and try as we might, it seems that no Windows Antivirus software can keep up. The Ubuntu route is a solid one.

      The basic idea is that older people have less patience and desire to understand technology so the goal should be to just make it work for them.

    9. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by speedtux · · Score: 1

      Well, the answer is: it can't be done and you're risking your own sanity and your parents' security if you try.

      Yes, there will be some of "but Mathilda is running this neat software to do... why can't I?", but dealing with that is much less effort than explaining to your parents why their machine has turned into a porn distribution node or has dancing hamsters all over the screen. In most cases, you can simply point them to a web site that does the same thing these days.

    10. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by gparent · · Score: 1

      If they can't setup a Windows machine for a senior, then they should reconsider their IT career.

    11. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      All too true ... and ... the question as asked is not even rational. Is the objective really configuring Windows? Why isn't the objective setting up a system which can do general task types A, B, and C with a minimum of fuss?

      Perhaps because one of the tasks implicitly requires Windows. Just because someone is a senior with little computer experience doesn't mean they're not completely dependent on some Win-only software that might not work well under Wine. One of the requirements is "using Windows". That's a pretty clear requirement and not particularly ludicrous. The OP detailed a scenario where the users have little but not no computer knowledge. We're talking about people who do know the basics of using a Windows PC and probably have memorized a few things, for instance where to find My Documents. Put them in front of a Ubuntu box and they'll wonder why the interface doesn't work like they have memorized.

      Even though once again Windows's one-size-fits-all approach falls flat on its face, "it's impossible to configure Windows for elderly people so you must use Linux and it'd be a waste of time to discuss any other options" is neither an insightful nor a helpful answer. It might be difficult to do this with Windows but that's why this non-Ask Slashdot exists in the first place.

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    12. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by fnj · · Score: 1

      What the heck is this incoherent post even talking about?

  8. Done this before by dmneoblade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Make sure you give the computer with remote administration capabilities pre-setup and tested. Be prepared to be called with questions, and remote desktop can save you a LOT of time when grandma discovers popups. Or when something inevitably goes wrong.

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    1. Re:Done this before by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      I'd add to that for you to install a good SoHo router. Don't forget to open/forward the ports you need for TightVNC.

      Also, create a non-admin user account for every-day users. If they come across something they *need* to install, you can VNC in and check it out/install it for them.

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    2. Re:Done this before by BigFoot48 · · Score: 1

      When I finally got the 80+ in-laws to get off dial-up and on to cable high speed, I installed LogMeIn, a great free program and service that allows me to access their computer from 160 miles away and fix most problems that crop up. It would be helpful if Windows had a "disable right mouse clicks" switch, as random right-clicking gets them into a lot of trouble. Oh, and a "simple menu" switch for outlook express would also save "my icons disappeared" calls.

  9. If you really want to stick to MS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for a senior, you'd want to look at the various Accessibility Options.

    Also install SteadyState as soon as you're sure about the machine's final setup. :D

  10. Easy... by 800DeadCCs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    DON'T!!!

    I've done some tech support for people in my mother's building (and since then, re-affirmed my oath to NOT FUCKING do that ever again!),
    You may as well surf all the virus/trojan loaded sites before you give it to them and save them the trouble.
    And save yourself the trouble of having to explain why all their pictures are gone, or why they're victims of ID theft and not able to do anything about it.

    Many people are going to shout "UBUNTU!!! They can just do the updates themselves."
    Yeah, and then you're gonna be over there figuring out what happened when they do a version upgrade and it not just breaks, but shatters to pieces.

    I got my mom a mini-mac. The only issues I've had to fix are getting an old version of photoshop running on it, and telling her that "no, you don't have to pay for Open Office, that's a donation button, like on PBS."

    Disclaimers: I use ubuntu on my systems; no problems, I like it. I am not a mac fanboi. I know not every senior is technically inept; I've seen plenty who do amazing things on their systems, I've also seen some who shouldn't be allowed to own a toaster.

    1. Re:Easy... by SnEptUne · · Score: 1

      Indeed. There is no guarantee that any upgrade/update won't kill a system, which is why Windows is so broken because it is a great risk to left it outdated.

      MacOS and Linux don't have that many problems using software that are 3 years old. I have Ubuntu Dapper installed on my aunt's laptop 3 years ago and it is running well (although I just upgraded it a few days ago since I am on vacation and have nothing to do).

    2. Re:Easy... by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhuh, because we all know that mac upgrades never introduce problems, right?

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    3. Re:Easy... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and then you're gonna be over there figuring out what happened when they do a version upgrade and it not just breaks, but shatters to pieces.

      So install 8.04 then and set it not to show non-LTS upgrades.

    4. Re:Easy... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      This is the solution I've been using, except for the few offline friends who I update manually. The systems have never been reduced to an unusable state, and the glitches have been minor.

    5. Re:Easy... by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      your assuming they update. Give them a standard account and configure it not to update unless you tell it to and leave it at that. I update maybe 3 times a year for our district. Unlike Windows rarely is a update ever critical.

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    6. Re:Easy... by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "your[sic] assuming they update"

      Ummm, no, I'm responding to the OP who said;

      "Many people are going to shout "UBUNTU!!! They can just do the updates themselves."

      and went on to recommend apple products as an alternative.

      Please try and read for comprehension before posting in future.

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    7. Re:Easy... by battery111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I too got my mom a Mac Mini. Along with it, I paid the $100 for the Apple 1 to 1 training service. It works for her, since she has an apple store near her home. She can go in every week, and get one on one instruction on how to do pretty much anything she wants to learn how to do, and they're very helpful when she has questions outside of those training sessions. I realize it's not exactly what the OP was asking to do, but it's worked out very well for her, and she's been much happier/productive with the mac than she ever was with her old PC. The amount of questions I've had to field since I did this has been almost non-existent.

    8. Re:Easy... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and then you're gonna be over there figuring out what happened when they do a version upgrade and it not just breaks, but shatters to pieces.

      I was going to shout Nexenta, then when apt-clone updates something in a broken way you just revert to the snapshot from immediately before the update.

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    9. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people are going to shout "UBUNTU!!! They can just do the updates themselves."
      Yeah, and then you're gonna be over there figuring out what happened when they do a version upgrade and it not just breaks, but shatters to pieces.

      Automatic updates can be disabled. Even though security updates are missing too then, I consider it a good solution for a case such as this since if you're pragmatic, you take into account how little the PC is being used for anything that might result in some rare Linux exploit compromising it. At the moment, the tiny market share Linux has on the desktop, does provide us with the luxury of being able to set up "sufficiently bullet-proof" PCs for not particularly computer literate relatives etc. My mother is one such case - she does very little websurfing and e-mailing but when she had Windows, it was enough for some nasty adware to end up on her PC. Then I put Ubuntu on it with automatic updates disabled and haven't had to solve a single problem on it (for over two years) but if the need arises, I can probably do it remotely.

    10. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      They can only "upgrade" Linux if they have the root password.

      Guess what the solution is...?

      The real problem with Linux right now is flash support. Adobe are supposedly pulling their finger out but make sure you have the latest version of flash before deploying anything.

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  11. Don't use Microsoft by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Their products have obscure behaviour and are only suitable for experts. Even for them, system administration and maintenance is a chore. Either get a Mac, with has low administration need on the first hand, or install Linux, which is ideally suited to remote administration. Best distro for this is possibly Ubuntu.

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  12. No surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Don't make the assumption that older folks can't grasp computing concepts. You'll know their abilities better than the /. horde, but even so...

    The other stuff puts the machine in a kiosk mode. It reduces the functionality of the machine, but can make remote troubleshooting easier.

    2) Get their comfort level up so that they don't worry about "breaking" the machine.

    3) Have some method of restoring a known state to the machine. There are even ways to do this automatically on boot. I actually did this by running Windows in a VM on a Linux host. There's plenty documentation online on the procedure.

    4) Set up a non-admin account that auto-logins. Lock the desktop. Set applications to save to home directory rather than desktop.

    5) Set up some remote admin capability.

    KLL

  13. Steady state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not install Steady state and point my documents or maybe the entire user folder to a usb flash drive. Then the machine will be clean every time they reboot it.

  14. If they're senile you're all set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just install a really cool screen saver and a comfortable chair.

  15. While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My parents have never driven a car, and i plan on buying them one for christmas.

    As well as never driving, they tell me they have no intention of learning but they fully intend to take it for a spin on christmas morning to go an see my brother who lives 50 miles away.

    Can someone recommend me a good car to buy them? preferably one which will work for it's entire lifetime with no maintenance or refuelling, and is instantly drivable by someone who does not know how to drive?

    1. Re:While we're here by Bert64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A taxi.

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    2. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      fuck you.

    3. Re:While we're here by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      My parents have never driven a car, and i plan on buying them one for christmas. As well as never driving, they tell me they have no intention of learning but they fully intend to take it for a spin on christmas morning to go an see my brother who lives 50 miles away. Can someone recommend me a good car to buy them? preferably one which will work for it's entire lifetime with no maintenance or refuelling, and is instantly drivable by someone who does not know how to drive?

      Yes.. A taxi.

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    4. Re:While we're here by davro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like your family will be up for a Darwin award very soon.

    5. Re:While we're here by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Bugatti Veyron.

      also buy them a 100 million dollar insurance policy and tell them that the only way to drive it is with the gas pedal mashed to the floor.

      And tell them that the flashing red and blue lights behind them is a police escort so they need to go faster.

      That should do it.

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    6. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hearse.

    7. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad metaphor. Just because they want a car, doesn't mean they want to learn how to repair it, or even have any idea of a maintenance schedule. That's what dealerships count on to make an obscene amount of $. Don't fight others ignorance in something we all specialize in--profit from it.

      As for a possible constructive suggestion: WebTV might suffice, if they just want internet and email. If they just want email, the HP Printing Mailbox might fit the bill.

      Although it may be tempting to just set someone up a spare dinosaur you have lying around your workbench and drop a Linux distro, sometimes it's worth the money to invest in something you don't have to support.

    8. Re:While we're here by lorenzino · · Score: 0

      They're called cabs you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with or without driver?

    10. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      icab

    11. Re:While we're here by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      My Anonymous Coward has never written a sensible metaphor, and i plan on writing them one for christmas.

      As well as never writing, they seem to have have no notion of when they apply but they fully intend to take it for a spin on slashdot to broadcast their ignorance to the world.

      Can someone explain to them when a car metaphor applies? preferably they should explin that computer use is not a life or death activity, like driving, so the skill requirements to operate a computer are not as critical as those of driving a car.

    12. Re:While we're here by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

      iTaxi the i in front makes it sexy and the i in the back well that makes it sexier too.

    13. Re:While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old folks bus.

    14. Re:While we're here by windsurfer619 · · Score: 1

      GEE I WONDER WHO POSTED THIS

  16. Three ways to do by burni · · Score: 1

    a.)
    - educate them so they can install things on their own
    - educate them "where" to save their files
    - educate them to buy an external HDD (ntfs has a nice mount to directory feature(DESKTOP/MYFILES)
    - educate them that for an application based question, they need to find a solution on their own.
    (this worked great for my mom, and her knowledge has grown since I started this)

    b.)
    - close the access to the PC that they are working as a normal user, no install etc..
    - install firewall antivirus

    c.)
    - install windows, make a binary image of the partitioning and the installation
    ( http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Boot_Record )
    dd if=/dev/hdaX of=/themasterbackup/backup.img

    - install an antivirus & firewall
    - say them where to save their files
    - give them full access to anything

    Anytime they got major problems backup their files remotely
    (LiveBootCD+Linux/FreeBSD+SSH+preconfigured)
    and fire up the old configuration(from an only in the case of a restoration to use external hdd)

    But all in all the most important things is, educate them not write down their email adress anywhere in the internet

    The most obvious things not mentioned anywhere, autoupdates+NO.I.E.+NO.O.L., FIREWALL
    And the the very best is learning to say "NO" and "NO, I have no time to do this".

    The OS Question: WindowsXP

    1. Re:Three ways to do by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 1
      (I stripped the annoying code tags for readability):

      a.) educate ...blah blah... educate ...blah blah... educate ...

      You're already looking at a high total cost of ownership since the article specifically says "seniors", and that would be phone airtime, sit-down time "educating" over and over, and many hours of support.

      b.) close access to some PC and make them a non-admin and install A/V

      Yes, non-escalated privileges are essential but doing so in Vista means getting the "My screen just went black and says continue or cancel" twice a day, and A/V and a firewall in either means the call will be for either a virus alert (think Avast), a firewall question, or... hell why install Windows, anyways? High senior TCO...

      c. back up the hard drive partition

      YES, this is a necessity, although you forgot backing up the MBR as well (dd if=/dev/hda ...), because its possible for even elderly folk to mess up an MBR via either a new virus, clickity-clickity, or the bad senior habit of unplugging a machine rather than powering it off.

      say them where to save their files

      Oh boy, shortcuts labeled "SAVE HERE MOM" far surpass telling them where in C:\ to save, saving you phone airtime and thus TCO.

      give them full access to anything

      Um, didn't you just say they should be a normal (i.e. non-super) user?! That is just asking for the clickity-clickity malware I see on many senior workstations.

      LiveBootCD+Linux/FreeBSD+SSH+preconfigured

      Okay, in addition to not spending too much time on this initially and getting further suckered in to a lifetime sentence of family support, but do you honestly expect them to boot the thing (possibly changing BIOS settings *shiver*) and watch the text fly past the screen in peace? God help you if you run into a problem!

      And the the very best is learning to say "NO" and "NO, I have no time to do this".

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD luck with that, given your above posts.

      The OS Question: WindowsXP

      I'm not even going to touch that one with a 50 foot stick, my friend. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to spend the time I saved from a very low (thanks to Linux) Senior Total Cost of Ownership on some precious sleep.

      Footnotes:
      STCO: Senior Total Cost of Ownership is the amount of physical time, money, and phone airtime spent configuring/supporting a senior computer, significantly lowered by using a Mac or Linux.

    2. Re:Three ways to do by burni · · Score: 1

      Hey programmer IMPLEMENT a for LOOP!
      """Three""" ?DIFFERENT? ways to do this.

      a. b. c.
      1  2  3

      in sum THREE options.

      THREE different things (how about reading and thinking first? or has Apple abondend letters instead of fancy signs?)

      c.) (saving MBR)
      the link to wikipedia contains the dd command and further explanation, and changing
      this to the english wikipedia link isn't that big problem or ?

      POWERING OFF vs. SHUTTING down
      There is even no problem in powering a system off for a senior (press the SoftPower Button and it will be shut down and then powered off
      (or is this a compatibility issue with linux_acpi implementation?)

      It's less TCO than you might think, because I don't need to answer the question,
      "why does not run fancy senior windows game, fancy senior office2007, fancy etc.. not
      on my computer"

      They can do what they want and when it goes bad, no problem just firing up the backup.

    3. Re:Three ways to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have officially butchered the engrish language.

  17. Plan for routine catastrophic disaster! by MarkvW · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Older people generally have either no sensitivity to malware, or are extremely oversensitive on the subject. If you can make clean re-installs easy for them you'll be doing them a great service.

    1. Re:Plan for routine catastrophic disaster! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Or, just install Linux and you don't even have to worry about malware. 99.9% of it just won't run without some serious work.

  18. Linux.... by mrphoton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this is not the answer you are looking for but I have to say...... install linux (and gnome). It's accessibility software is far better than windows. I once introduced an undergrad with _ very_ limited vision to linux, I turned on inverted desktop colors. His reaction was amazing, he could see screen for the first time ever. I then showed him the gnome-magnifier and kmouth. It was as if the world had changed for him. The next day he came to the office with a fully installed copy of Ubuntu (installed without any help). Personally, I don't like reading long documents and text I have written, I find kmouth an invaluable aid and would find it very hard to go back to windows or any other computer without such a tool. I know windows has some of these tools, but for linux they are so configurable (using the gui), you can arrive at a desktop which is relay suited to you and your disability.

  19. VM with web updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them a virtual machine so you can update it over the web. There are a bunch of solutions for this out there. If you use the free stuff available at you can even install it on a USB key and send it to them. Then when you want to push an update, you can do it from your house.

    http://downloads.moka5.com.s3.amazonaws.com/1.6.1/18722/MokaFive-Creator-Win.exe

    You basically just create a new 'LivePC' and package and upload it to the lab. You have to register on their site to upload it.

    Once you upload it, you can subscribe to it from Players.

    http://www.mokafive.com/solutions/player.php

    You can download the USB install and then put it on there and mail it to them. Then you update it in the Creator and your old folks will get it.

    Someone made an environment for kids.... perhaps there could be a cool one for older adults.

    http://mokafive.typepad.com/mokafive_blog/2007/10/ladybug-for-kid.html

  20. Be patient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is it. It may well be unfamiliar, but they're not idiots. If you're patient with them, configure the accessibility options as needed, it will take care of itself. Before his death, my 80 yo grandfather installed ram by himself. My 83 yo grandmother does her geneology, and mining claim research and digital photograph, as well as buring CDs of what she wants to save, and keeping in touch. I am convinced that the computer(s) have enriched and added years to their lives. I very rarely get tech support calls anymore fwiw.

  21. Buy 'em a Mac by igb · · Score: 4, Informative

    My father had a succession of Windows boxes. Hopeless: he's not naive, having used systems back to Wordstar on CP/M in the late seventies, but they kept on getting screwed up. My mother got fed up with the email breaking, so I slung Linux (Redhat 7 or something) on an old laptop: she loved it, and nothing seemed to break. But she wanted Office to interwork with newsletters she was helping on. So, although at the time I had little to no Mac experience, I got her to buy an iBook G4. It just worked. Dad bought one. It just worked. I switched my house over later, building on their good experience. A lot of their friends are making the same switch. Windows just doesn't work unattended, or at least the effort required to make it run unattended is beyond most people.

    1. Re:Buy 'em a Mac by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My father had a succession of Windows boxes. Hopeless: he's not naive, having used systems back to Wordstar on CP/M in the late seventies, but they kept on getting screwed up. My mother got fed up with the email breaking, so I slung Linux (Redhat 7 or something) on an old laptop: she loved it, and nothing seemed to break. But she wanted Office to interwork with newsletters she was helping on. So, although at the time I had little to no Mac experience, I got her to buy an iBook G4. It just worked. Dad bought one. It just worked. I switched my house over later, building on their good experience. A lot of their friends are making the same switch. Windows just doesn't work unattended, or at least the effort required to make it run unattended is beyond most people.

      Seconded if there's a local apple store.

      If things do become a problem, the genius gets the call, NOT YOU!

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    2. Re:Buy 'em a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Mac is a better choice.
      You can create a special use for them, with only the few most important button.

      eg, Firefox Browser and Adium or iChat for chatting.

      Browser and IM program is really all they need to use isn't it.

      Seriously, computer should be as easy to use as a TV. Click on a button and it should work.

      Since when do we see a TV that keeps on asking u for upgrade? It will be a big joke.

      When u turn off a TV by switching off the main, it does not start up with a boot check.

      TV will never have virus nor spyware...

      If only computer can pass the TV test, it will be as good for old folks....

    3. Re:Buy 'em a Mac by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Same thing. I was tiers of wasting all my holiday visits cleaning the computer of spyware. When the XP genuine advantage crap started showing up (I hadn't set up the machine), I was finally able to convince them to get a new computer. My dad needs Quickbooks so I figured a Mac Mini would be perfect.

      My dad's first question was "but will it run OpenOffice and Firefox?"

      I almost cried.

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  22. It CAN be done! Ignore the negative nellies! by nonpracticinghedonis · · Score: 2

    My biggest issue with a 92-year-old using Vista was how to turn off the computer. He had problems clicking on the shutdown command. I put a batch file on the desktop and got past that hurdle. Other than that, he picked up what I taught him through constant repetition. Getting a senior up to speed takes time BUT IT IS WORTH IT. Once you give a senior the chance to see the world, you've given them a new lease on life.

  23. Remote admin! by Saphati · · Score: 1

    * Remote Admin * Skype The most important thing you can put on that computer is the ability to control it remotely to fix what they break. Even better, use one where you can both interact at the same time so you can show them what to do without having to go there. The build in Remote Desktop Connection is not good because you both can't work together. Try using RAdmin. It works great. Also add Skype! So you can talk with them hands free while you are helping them.

  24. Remote support saves the day by CubDriver · · Score: 1

    I use Logmein.com pcanywhere or even Windows built in remote control software to support tons of computers. My 89 year old dad is really sharp, but often he just forgets what to click and has to be shown. Even though he is only a few miles away, it is nice to just be able to get on his computer with him and say "see,this thingy right here"

  25. It can be done by jregel · · Score: 2, Informative

    My father is 81 and uses a Windows XP machine daily. His primary use is email, the web and some basic office stuff (writing and the occasional spreadsheet using Microsoft Works). He sometimes downloads photos from his digital camera and prints them out. My parents bought a Kodak mini photo printer just for that.

    He runs as a limited user, has Firefox for the web and Thunderbird for email. I've set up a static IP and installed VNC, configuring the router to only accept incoming traffic from my external IP. We use Microsoft OneCare for AV protection and I can monitor that from my wife's Vista PC (same OneCare "circle").

    I rarely have to get involved in administering his computer. Windows Update does the majority of stuff, and I have a quick look at his machine every couple of months, although I do have the VNC access for other times.

    It can be done! The biggest issue for me is that his eyesight isn't brilliant and he likes to run at 800x600 on a 17" (CRT) monitor. I'd like to get him a bigger monitor so he doesn't have to scroll, but a lot of LCD monitors look bad in non-native resolutions. Any ideas?

    1. Re:It can be done by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      Samsung 19s (one of which I bought for my wife) and, probably, their larger ones did the best job of non-native resolution.

      All-in-all, though, just get a Mac mini (as I type this from a Fedora box).

    2. Re:It can be done by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You could get him a 21" or 24" CRT, they are dirt cheap...
      On the other hand, running a low resolution is exactly the wrong way to have large text, you end up with large pixelated text...

      Also on unix that won't even work if you have a semi decent monitor (which your old crt may not be) because it knows what size the text *should* be based on the size of the monitor (text size is measured in points, which are a real physical measurement and not related to pixels)... but if you force it to think the monitor has a higher dpi than it really does, then it will scale things up to what it thinks is the appropriate size... Useless if you're trying to do any precision design work, but fine for someone with weak eyesight.

      Why does he need XP for what he does? it sounds like linux would be more than suitable for his needs, he would still have thunderbird and firefox, and you wouldn't need the onecare tools wasting resources, and you'd have ssh built in for remote admin which will be faster and almost certainly more secure than vnc...

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    3. Re:It can be done by jregel · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the suggestion. I did contemplate a larger CRT, but I'm not sure there is the space for it.

      As for the Linux suggestion, it's something I seriously considered, but my Dad's been using XP for a number of years and is comfortable with it. He's also got a *lot* of documents in Microsoft Works, and I'm not sure what else can read it. Although Works is very simplistic, it fits his needs perfectly - Word (or OpenOffice.org, or even AbiWord/Gnumeric) would be too complicated for him.

    4. Re:It can be done by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      My mother was blowing $100.00 a month on printing their own photos with her hp printer.

      I showed her how to take her memprt card to walgreens and pay $0.18 a photo.

      I save her a crapload of money from her limited income and I dont have to deal with some crappy inkjet printer at her home. she has a small B&W laser printer for everything else that is Postscript so it works with ubuntu perfectly Her page count increases by 10 pages a year, so laser was a perfect choice, it and the toner cartridge will outlive her.

      Dont cost your elders money. They are already used to getting film developed, point them at getting it done the same way.

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    5. Re:It can be done by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Get a cheap LCD monitor. The cheaper they are, the larger the pixels. I've seen 1024x768 on a 17". Or, you could run at half-resolution, which should scale without too much problem (each display pixel = 4 real pixels)... get a 1600x1200 monitor running at 800x600.

    6. Re:It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For monitor get him 32" full HD (1080p) TV LCD.

    7. Re:It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 21 inch CRT you can have if you want to come and pick it up:)

    8. Re:It can be done by cinchel · · Score: 1

      font scaling on a high res monitor could help out.

    9. Re:It can be done by wakawakka · · Score: 1

      come on, change the hardware if you need to, but remember that windows has >rightclick on the desktop >properties>configuration tab>advanced>and then in "general" you can change the dpi setting. mine is set at 130% and it works fine for 99% of the software I tried in the past years. those that won't work only have display bugs (fonts, placement of things screwed up), and they are very rare.

    10. Re:It can be done by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Excellent advice, solves my problem with older folks' eyes and newer LCDs; thanks.

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    11. Re:It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be done! The biggest issue for me is that his eyesight isn't brilliant and he likes to run at 800x600 on a 17" (CRT) monitor. I'd like to get him a bigger monitor so he doesn't have to scroll, but a lot of LCD monitors look bad in non-native resolutions. Any ideas?

      Yes, put it back into minimum of 1024x768, increase the font size, and turn on Large Icons.
      Educate him on the use of Ctrl+(plus) and Ctrl+(Minus) in Firefox to zoom in/out on the web pages, and use of the Windows magnifier tool.

    12. Re:It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it easier to make the text larger while keeping the screen resolution native. I don't remember exactly where the option is in XP (Accessibility Options maybe?), but in Vista it's the "Ease of Access Center" in the control panel. You can also make buttons and icons larger as part of the system theme.

    13. Re:It can be done by windsurfer619 · · Score: 1

      I would suggest to increase the DPI, but how well does windows deal with that?

    14. Re:It can be done by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Um, he's got bad eyesight so he won't see the "bad". No, honestly. He won't.

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    15. Re:It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just get him a 30" one and run it at 1280x800. Okay, I'm half kidding. But 1024x768 doesn't look bad on a 1600x1200 4:3 20" monitor of reasonable quality.

      Another possibility is using an HD TV as a monitor.

      Big fat warning though: most videocards will NOT run 1366 pixels horizontal. Sometimes it can be made to work with powerstrip, but that's a huge hassle. Buy one that's 1280 or 1024 pixels horizontal, etc.

  26. I'd second this... by wanax · · Score: 1

    My grandpa used PC's since the early 80s. He taught us all how to work with a computer. As he got older and his eyesight deteriorated, he had a major problem keeping xp malware off his computer. It wasn't that he didn't know what to do, but he wasn't sure what he was clicking. But even with the VASTLY improved vista support for font sizing, it was not much help. He had already rejected OSX as being too much change.. but he had the same response to Vista.

    This is a problem that windows will most likely never solve.. how to keep the initial adopters who are not experts understanding what is going on.. And continue expansion.

  27. I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used a combination of the task scheduler and options within the programs to automatically update Spybot and AVG and to automatically run a scan. I set Spybot to scan on boot (this is the only annoyance I haven't figured out how to hide). They eat at noon like clockwork, so I set AVG to automatically scan then.

    They use Thunderbird for email. Initially I setup Outlook Express thinking the "normal" Windows way would be easier in the end, even though I used Thunderbird myself. Nope, to many headaches. Firefox and Thunderbird appear to work great for them. I have a 19" monitor running at 1024x768 which seems to be ok, but I'm on the lookout for needing to lower the resolution or increase the text size, so far so good.

    Something I have found, they love Frozen Bubble.

    The only thing I have to do is from time to time do a "big" upgrade when AVG releases an update that can't be done automatically, about once a year, or clean up after a younger cousin, not after my grandparents. I used to have it locked down automatically logging in with a user rights account to keep my little cousins from screwing it up, but Lexmark made that difficult and Granny couldn't remember a password. Lexmark drivers required admin rights just to use the printer. I figured out which folders to blow wide open, but Lexmark kept finding another way to make it difficult, and of course their answer for bad driver writing was to contact Microsoft. I finally found it was easier leave the thing auto logging in as Admin (I hate that) and educating/threatening my other relatives. After 10 years of educating them they've finally stopped installing spyware on my grandparents system, and seriously slowed down installing it on their own systems.

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    1. Re:I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lexmark drivers required admin rights just to use the printer.

      Adds Lexmark to boycott list
      Oh, ah, yes, I'm one of the two people who run Windows as a limited user...

    2. Re:I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      They've been on my personal boycott list for years, but I didn't buy that printer for them, nor select it. UMax is on it worse than them, is UMax even still around?

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    3. Re:I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by MrRTFM · · Score: 1

      damn - you spent 10 years training relatives? I would have bought my grandma a non admin requiring printer way before that. I have patience, but not that much.

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    4. Re:I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      It wasn't just one machine. Each and every relative I'm thinking of has their own machine, but my grandparents machine is used by all.

      Basic lessons of Dave:

      Don't run or install anything you get via email.
      Don't install games from random websites.
      If you want a utility, talk to me, don't download from a random site.
      NoNags.com, SourceForge, this list probably good, otherwise TALK TO ME
      That popup website that just scanned your computer, yeah, it's a lie, close the window by right clicking the task bar and chosing close, DON'T CLICK ANYTHING ELSE
      That email about your bank account info, yeah, it's fake to
      Just buy a damn CD, don't pirate

      I've had a difficult time with them downloading "cool" crap. Unfortunately they all seem to love the eGames from Wal-Mart and Target that are full of spyware off the shelf. After getting jobs that restrict my free tech support time and having to go without computers/functionality for sometimes months on end until I can get to them, they've finally learned to listen.

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    5. Re:I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the shitty quality of their product already a good enough reason to not buy Lexmark?

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  28. Configuring Windows XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    From a security standpoint I would repeat the advices that I given on the Network Security Blog:

    - The **most** effective thing is using a "non-standard" environment. You can take a look at my post titled "Windows XP High Security Configuration". Applying the listed security measures will prevent 99.99% of the malware from running!
    - don't let them run as admin!
    - if possible, use Vista (again, because XP is much more widely spread, most malware currently targets XP)
    - don't use mainstream programs! Use FoxitPDF reader, not Adobe Reader. Use Firefox (or Opera) instead of IE.
    - Use software restriction policies to set where programs can be run from.
    - Keep the PC up to date! Run Windows Update regularly and use something like the Secunia PSI to check for vulnerable software!
    - Use a hosts file to block sites in combination with OpenDNS.
    - Configure the firewall to block all incoming connections if possible
    - Disable Autorun (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/09/autorun-malware.html)
    - And, lastly, just for defense in depth, use an AV. Here are my configuration guides for Avast (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/10/installing-avast.html) and AVG8 (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/10/installing-avg-8.html). Probably I should also do one for Avira, but last time I've tested them, they were very ad-loaded (admittedly this was several years ago).

    If you use these methods, the chance of the computers getting malware is almost nil.

    1. Re:Configuring Windows XP by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Agree on Foxit reader-blows Acrobat reader away for speed and simplicity! Top little program!

  29. My Problem was Other Relatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I set up a PC with XP, using FOSS to replace expensive or insecure software wherever possible. A local technician did the final snagging, mostly setting up proper seperate accounts and tweaking the setup for poor eyesight. I then took a partimage snapshot of the system, so I could get it back to its current state if a virus or trojan got in.

    But then along comes a do-gooding relative and installs a cracked version of Office, which wont be receiving security updates or any upgrades in the future. This will make my job alot harder is a few years time when parents start asking why they cant open the latest docx files.

    The best thing I can do now, is bite my tongue and make sure I get a new image of the system, so I can at least get it back to its current state if it needs a reinstall.

  30. I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by mlts · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is one of the areas where steering them to purchase a Mac is a good thing. Yes, an iMac may seem pricy, but with AppleCare, the relative can get questions answered at a Genius Bar or via the Apple line and not have to keep bugging you. Linux is also good, but one advantage of Macs is that the older person can ask more than just you, as a lot more people run Macs than Linux boxes. Another factor is that the older person will be keeping the machine a lot longer than the usual 2-3 years a normal PC is used.

    Another advantage is that Macs run almost all popular software. Say the relative wants to watch a Flash movie or find a podcast, Macs happily do this with few issues. For word processing, iWork is easy to install and use and does most of the basics.

    Security-wise, ensuring the computer is behind a hardware firewall/router will keep the port scanners off the box, and setting OS X's firewall to "Allow only essential services" will do the rest. A basic lecture of not downloading stuff from the Web and running it should minimize the chance of Trojans, perhaps coupled with a decent A/V program. Give them an account with administrative rights so they can run Software Update and you are pretty much done.

    For loss of data, backups are quite easy with OS X. Plug in an external hard disk, configure Time Machine, walk away. For further protection, there is always Mozy which can back up the entire machine with unlimited storage for around $6 a month.

    This is just my personal opinion, so take for what its worth, but an iMac with an external hard disk (for Time Machine), a decent hardware firewall/router, and having all these plugged into a good UPS should get an older person up and running on the Internet and greatly decrease any chance of 2am "tech support" calls.

    OS X isn't perfect, but in this case of getting a user set up and as independent as possible, it might be one of the better solutions available.

    1. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a 'silver' Mac user I would agree.

      Watching my two sons fight XP and Vista's menagerie of virus, trojans etc I am just keen to keep clear of them all.

      There also appear to be a lot of old folks mac support groups which are very helpful - which rather proves your point.

    2. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      A/V on a mac? I hope you were talking about audio visual program.

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    3. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

      I agree. All you need to do is create a standard user account in mac OS X with no admin privileges so that the user can't do any damage to the system itself, only possibly screw up his or her home folder. Also, like you said, use Time Machine once every ten days or so (it will prompt the user if he or she forgets). Thats the ideal solution I think. But let's assume the owner doesn't want to shell out for a new machine, and has some old PC he or she wants to use. And let's assume the user wants to use Windows. It is of course possible to create a locked-down user account in that operating system also. But they will have to get a backup solution, antivirus, anti this and that. Ubundu is another possibility of course. It works very well for most home users, but not as much fun and as easy as a Mac maybe.

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    4. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      No it's not. Grandma does not need a dualcore 3.2ghz powerhouse.

      Get her the $299 used iLamp mac. it will do everything she wants. and contrary to most people's belief you do NOT have to run the latest OS.

      It's far cheaper than buying a PC. Get a lightly used mac for dirt.

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    5. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      All this is great, assuming the senior citizen in question has spare money from a (very likely) shrinking pension to spend on having to upgrade when Apple want more money. They will most likely keep their PC (whatever OS they go with) for many years. Neither Apple or Microsoft like those people. They will stop supporting them at some point, meaning that an upgrade is required; which means another chunk of cash. When they go to buy the current OS they'll have to fork out money for a whole new PC since their one won't be capable of the new software.

      And after forking out all that cash, what new benefits do they get beyond what they already had? What was wrong with their old PC if it wasn't faulty?

      Maybe it's just my food / power etc prices that seem to be rising by the day. Until this recession runs it's course, everyone will be looking for ways to cut outgoings. Being locked into a vendor revenue stream does not seem like a good plan to me. Both Apple and Microsoft have one goal; to make as much money as possible.....not to care about it's users.

    6. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was always the tech for my grandparents' computers from DOS to Windows 2000. I have always had to fix errors caused by other family members installing garbage on their computer. I was heading off to college around the time that malware/adware starting becoming a major issue for Windows computers. During my first year in college their computer became completely unusable due to the malware/adware/viruses that other family installed on the computer. I was so angry that other family members made their computer unusable that I built them a new computer and slapped Ubuntu on it, something I felt none of them would be able to corrupt. I set up everything to be extremely simple and even installed VNC so that I could manage it remotely. Everything went fine until they started adding things like a webcam, new printer, card reader etc. Naturally I was not around to install these things and no one else could figure it out, furthermore the router kept powercycling and resetting to defaults so I could no longer administer it with VNC. They were getting more and more frustrated with me having to do everything for them on their computer, and I was becoming more and more irritated with having to deal with it. I finally had the family split the cost of a Macbook. After switching to the Mac all their problems went away, no more malware/adware and no more problems with installing peripherals. After reading most of the posts on this topic I'm surprised more people haven't recommended getting a Mac. I guess the price might be a big factor but even a newer G4 should be sufficient for internet and email. Moral of the story, don't let fanboyism get in the way of providing your family the best solution. Linux is great for most of us Nerds but is it really worth all the support headaches just to be able to say, "my grandma uses Linux"?

    7. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      contrary to most people's belief you do NOT have to run the latest OS.

      You do if you want to have the easy Time Machine backups that the original post recommends.

    8. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another factor is that the older person will be keeping the machine a lot longer than the usual 2-3 years a normal PC is used.

      First, to be a pedant, PC means "personal computer", so a Mac IS a PC (pet peeve of mine), and even more so now that they use the same architecture.

      Personally, I have not bought a computer since the late 90's that has lasted less than 5 years, and usually the only reason I upgraded/replaced them is because some component finally failed & replacements were stupidly expensive.

      The only real drawback I see to the Mac is price- many elderly people are on fixed incomes, so they are willing to put up with Windows simply for financial reasons. If you have two systems essentially identical hardware-wise, the one that comes with a Mac logo will usually run at least 10% (in some cases 40% or more) higher than one with Windows pre-loaded. If you know how to build PC's, you can put together a Linux-based system that will perform just as well as an equivalent Mac for much less cost.

      In my opinion, there isn't really a magic cure-all to the question. For some, Mac's are a good idea. For others, a Linux box would be a better choice. For the brave (some might say foolish) you can eventually get Windows to fill this spot, but it's going to be a real hassle. Printer/camera drivers alone are going to be the breaking point for many Linux & Windows setups.

    9. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, an iMac may seem pricy, but with AppleCare, the relative can get questions answered at a Genius Bar or via the Apple line and not have to keep bugging you.

      I'd rather get them a computer that Just Works, rather than requiring pricey special lines.

      People said that I should persuade my parents to spend the several hundered pounds extra to "Get a Mac". Well, they went on Vista - and as it turns out, it Just Works, no problems (in almost two years now).

      Linux is also good, but one advantage of Macs is that the older person can ask more than just you, as a lot more people run Macs than Linux boxes.

      Indeed - and vastly more run a certain other platform.

      Another factor is that the older person will be keeping the machine a lot longer than the usual 2-3 years a normal PC is used.

      Are you seriously suggesting that PCs just fall apart or something after 2-3 years? Even if it is true that PCs have a quicker upgrade cycle, that's just because there's most cheap fast stuff coming out all the time to make it worthwhile (plus the stats are probably biased by businesses that will upgrade more often than home users). I mean, by that reasoning I might as well point out Amiga users who are still upgrading their 15 year old Amiga 1200s, and therefore claim that's a much better choice...

      Another advantage is that Macs run almost all popular software. Say the relative wants to watch a Flash movie or find a podcast, Macs happily do this with few issues. For word processing, iWork is easy to install and use and does most of the basics.

      So, they can only be certain to run the most popular software. If they come across some new nifty toy, it may or may not be supported. For someone who's a geek, this isn't a problem as you can hunt out something equivalent, or just not bother. But will that satisfy Dad when he's on the phone asking why the software he wants to run won't Just Work on his Mac?

      For loss of data, backups are quite easy with OS X. Plug in an external hard disk, configure Time Machine, walk away.

      I hope you don't walk away at that point. I'm curious how Time Machine has made people think that backing up is simply a matter of having your data on two drives rather than one. That's fine for hard disk failures, but doesn't protect against things like fire and theft. There's always a need for backups onto separate media (note that Windows has its own backup software anyway).

      greatly decrease any chance of 2am "tech support" calls.

      Never had them. Admittedly it's true that I'd be guaranteed of not having to help if they'd got a Mac - as my response to any problems they might have (such as some software they downloaded not being compatible) would be "I dunno, it's a Mac" or "Macs simply can't do that, tough luck, bye".

    10. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by mlts · · Score: 1

      There is one point you mentioned which I should have more clarified. For a Mac, or for any computer at all, be it Ubuntu, RedHat, Windows, or whatever OS, there should be some secondary backup system because hard disks do die, and you are completely correct that a fire or thief can take both the computer and the backup drive.

      This varies on the person, because senior citizens vary in mental capacity and what they are capable of. I have one relative almost 80 who doesn't need any special protection -- if she accidently deletes a document, she can fire up Retrospect or Time Machine and dig it out of a backup set, use a file from a previous snapshot (Windows Server 2003 and Windows Server 2008 have good snapshotting capabilities), or go into Mozy and pull it up from there.

      Depending on the person, I might recommend Mozy or Carbinite in addition to Time Machine or Vista/Windows Server 2008's image backup utility. This provides two different layers of protection. For "oops, just made the changes to the wrong file", Time Machine is great here. For recovering files after a house burns down, Mozy is great. Its hard to beat $5 a month for unlimited storage.

    11. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Get her the $299 used iLamp mac. it will do everything she wants. and contrary to most people's belief you do NOT have to run the latest OS.

      It's far cheaper than buying a PC. Get a lightly used mac for dirt.

      You're forgetting that the equilivent PC to that iLamp Mac is going to be a higher-end P3 class machine, which nowadays is practically free. I would suspect the whole reason why the guy is asking the question is because he's already got the hardware (or is planning to do this as cheaply as possible). So I don't see why getting an pricy used Mac as a very helpful suggestion. Especially since an iLamp is going to be cut off of OS X updates very soon.

    12. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the iChat AIM application on MacOS includes a remote desktop feature.

      This is a great place to put a remote desktop feature, because I can talk to my mother by video chat, and then start doing stuff on her desktop while we continue to talk. I have never had to talk her through anything more complicated than resetting the modem.

    13. Re:I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would go a little further into the realm of truth regarding iWorks advanced capabilities rather than dismissively say it does "most of the basics" simply because you did not bother to find out.

  31. avoiding Windows... by sagman · · Score: 2

    will be tough but I speak from experience with a couple of nonagenerians (grandmother and great aunt) and a couple of septagenerians (aunts both) -- they will do things in Windows... things that will be difficult for you to figure out on the telephone. You need to be able to get to their desktop if you're going to have a chance at all (e.g. some flavor of VNC). The most important thing I learned during the many hours I've spent over the years supporting family members: mouse usage basically becomes a random variable with seniors as their motor control declines. So a) they have no idea where and what they clicked and b) they will frequently do things that produce inexplicable results. An example: a family member called one day to describe a gray screen covering about 90% of the display. Turned out that my grandmother had (somehow) unlocked the toolbar in Windows and dragged it all the way to the top of the screen, rendering the machine useless. Try figuring that out on the telephone. I've never found a tool that would allow me to freeze the desktop and menu items so that they didn't get scrambled... just plan on periodically having a UI puzzle on your hands. Having remote desktop access will help but the only problem there is that you may not be trusted to take remote control, i.e. privacy is an issue. Sigh. Seniors really need only a couple of apps: web, email, and Solitare. Windows is overkill and will be the pebble in your shoe.

  32. Not Windows, not so easy by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 1

    Several years ago, my mother got herself a computer. I lived abroad, so she did that all by herself. When I came back, I fell into the trap of doing computer maintenance for family, and finally I got tired and told my mom I'd install Mandrake on her machine. She said okay as long as it worked like Windows. Sure I said, you'll see...

    So I went buy a mandrake CD, installed it, gave a small course on how to do things on the machine, and told her how she didn't have to worry about viruses and spyware anymore, etc... The first thing she said to me was : "but my CD with the program to remove red eyes from photos doesn't work on it. And neither does my cliparts utility, and the fun online postcard programs my friends sent me by email." and I thought, shit, I didn't think about that. So I tried to get her to use Gimp and other open-source utilities, but it wasn't "the same", it wasn't "her programs".

    So eventually I told her, look, it's either Linux with no worries, or Windows with all your toys, but you worry about security and backups yourself. She chose Windows, never once called me for support anymore, and that was it.

    My mom is 70 and now owns 3 computers, including an EeePC that she keeps in her purse all the time. So the moral of that story is, unless your "senior citizens" (also called old persons in non-politically-correct circles incidentally) is mentally deficient or just not interested enough, don't take them for idiots and tell them that, yes, computers are a pain, and you've never had one, and yeah it'll be a tough learning curve, but you're perfectly able to do it. And don't let them use their age as an excuse for laziness.

    1. Re:Not Windows, not so easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the fun online postcard programs my friends sent me by email

      Oh, joy...

    2. Re:Not Windows, not so easy by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The ones who are actually interested will learn to use the machine. The ones that aren't will nag you about it until you learn to say no.

  33. App for senior users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a look at http://www.eldy.eu

    1. Re:App for senior users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have a look at http://www.eldy.eu

      I've just taken a look, it *does* seem useful. Although the grammar is a bit f'ed up (as in engrish).

  34. Linux of Mac by robinjo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really, do not install Windows for your older parents. They will just get in trouble with it. Get them a Mac or some really user friendly Linux distro, like Ubuntu.

    The #1 problem with Windows is not usability, but malware. As older people don't probably have any clue about security, it's best to let them use an OS, that will keep them out of trouble.

    1. Re:Linux of Mac by dragonjujotu · · Score: 1

      Hooray, a sane comment.

      What are you doing here?

      This is Slashdot!

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    2. Re:Linux of Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, macs are too expensive. you can get an equivalent PC with windows xp that is cheaper.

      Or, if you really want a PC that can't run all the stuff that Windows can, then just get a Linux PC.

      Getting a mac is the stupidest thing you can do. Unless you have money up the wazoo?

    3. Re:Linux of Mac by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      I use Macs at work and Linux at home. I think either would work but if you use a Mac I would be wary about Mail and partly Safari.

      Apple's Mail does very little to help you figure out if an email is some phishing scam, no warnings nor any "this might be a scam" message like Thunderbird has, I think this is big when you are dealing with senior users.

      Safari fares a little bit better as a browser, but then again I would suggest Firefox set as the default and use Safari for compatibility's sake when browsing. To keep on with some Mac gotchas, iPhoto needs work it probably will suck up a lot of hard drive space, if only Google would get the Mac version of Picasa running.

      For the plus side for Mac over Linux, there are still a couple nifty things you can't find on Linux there is no easy-to-use PrintMaster/PrintShop type program for Linux. For most folks this program is an important application. Banking/financial software is a tad better on Mac (more compatibility with e-transactions), same goes for some genealogy applications (then again I am not certain on that since I don't use em).

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    4. Re:Linux of Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Really, do not install Windows for your older parents. They will just get in trouble with it" - by robinjo (15698) on Wednesday December 24, @05:47AM (#26221527)

      That's not true. Windows can be set up for those who are not security inclined with about 1-2 hours of work.

      I used this guide to set up and secure both my Mom & niece's PCs, THIS way:

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      HOW TO SECURE Windows 2000/XP/Server 2003 & even VISTA, plus, make it "fun-to-do", via CIS Tool Guidance:

      http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/index.php?s=e421e4d42f9df180374ee6028cd8339c&showtopic=2662

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      And it works (No viruses, trojans, spywares, rootkits, etc. for them, for more than a year now).

    5. Re:Linux of Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually windows xp and vista will run just fine for years. However you have to know what you are doing to keep people from hijacking your system. Most non-technie elderly people don't have the interest in doing this like maintaining their antivirus updates and anti-spyware updates. You absolutely have to delete internet explorer icons so they can only use firefox and set it to update. You also need to set up auto defrag to run.

    6. Re:Linux of Mac by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I often see this kind of comment which either implies or explicitly states that linux has no problems with malware and needs no firewall.

      How can this be? Are we to believe that the developers of linux had some magical insight unavailable to the windows developers which means that once software is installed it is prevented from doing anything which the user wouldn't want it to? Are we to believe that a linux machine doesn't respond to ping or doesn't have open ports or bugs in software which can cause it to be made to do unexpected things?

      Really, this is not a troll.. Yah, I know, it kinda sounds like one.. It's just me wondering if all this apparent fanboyism is really just ppl who close their eyes and pretend to not see problems or if there really are no problems.

      I would like to know. I'm thinking of switching over but feel uneasy without fifteen layers of firewall/antivirus/anti-spyware protection...

    7. Re:Linux of Mac by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Any experience with how well Wine works in that environment? My parents rely on Outlook and various windows games of the casual variety; unless those work flawlessly and transparently they wouldn't accept a non-Windows OS. And no, I don't think that "let's just replace those with roughly similar software" would fly.

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  35. You've got to be kidding by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    1. Don't.
    2. Really. Just don't.

    Don't do it unless you want to take on the job of cleaning the shit out every time you go over there. If you want to visit frequently and they like you visiting frequently, and spending your time fixing their damn computer, fine. But, uh, no.

    Note that even Ubuntu isn't immune - I commend to you this story from Liam On Linux.

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  36. VNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend a VNC server listening on a high port for remotely fixing stuff. I did this with my home computers for my family when I went to uni and it saved me a lot of work. You can be talking to her over the phone any saying 'okay then you do this, *click* then you do this *click*.' Handy.

    1. Re:VNC by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did this to my dad a few years ago and since then he has resorted to writing everything down on pen and paper because he thinks all computers can have that done to them easily (nevermind he couldn't prove that to himself).

      Bad, BAD idea for seniors!

  37. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 2, Informative

    (I'm going to set it to mount / as read only to prevent this when I go there for holidays)

    I don't know if thats such a good idea. I know where you're coming from, so hard power offs won't corrupt the filesystem (thanks goodness for ext3/journaling), but what if mahjong or whatever writes or wishes to write data like saves, high scores or something to the hard drive? You might crash your mom's card games like that, and even worse if some important daemon critically relies on logging or (warning: !myareaofexpertise) GNOME/X11 configurations write temporary data to the disk?

    I think it would be less risky to just mount the filesystem as read-write and let journaling have its way. Fsck runs automatically in Ubuntu every $COUPLEOF mounts anyways, so in the kind of rare case you would have to reinstall, its just a card game. I also have insomnia and while I play games like Halo and whatnot, if I only played a cheesy card game like that, I wouldn't lose any sleep (haha) over losing a few high scores.

  38. Use web based email and firefox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad, now 77, has been happily using Yahoo email for over 10 years. I set everything to auto-update and the antivirus, spybot etc to run at set times.

    It's that easy.

  39. dont spoil them! by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    just give them a PC with no OS on it and an OpenBSD CDrom and Theo's phone number :D

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  40. Don't install win, ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assume little computer familiarity or aptitude.

    If we assume little computer familiarity or aptitude, then that also means no preconcieved notions of how to use a computer. In which case, do not ever (as many comments have already noted) install windows. You'll end up fighting the loosing battle against viruses, malware, bots, etc.

    Instead, since they are a "clean slate" simply install a linux distro. Pick your favorite easy to use one and put it on the machine. As they have little familiarity, everything (linux or win) will be both new and a learning experience. Might as well have them learn to use a Ubuntu (or Linux-Mint or whatever) system instead of a windows one, and avoid all the virus/malware/bots etc.

    Plus you will avoid the "re-install win every 3 months to clean up the computer" problem.

  41. Since no one is answering the question, i'll try by ZP-Blight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The original question was about Windows, not mac/linux, so here's my windows answer:

    1. Partition the hard disk into two parts, drive-C: should be about 20gb and the rest goes to drive-D:
    2. Do a clean install.
    3. Install a VNC app (or enable remote desktop).
    4. Setup an application based firewall and pre-approve all applications the end-user may need.
    5. Setup icons on the desktop for the most important apps (and shortcuts to important folders such as my documents/my pictures/etc...)
    6. This is probably the most important, after everything is working correctly, create an image of partition-C:. Once you have an image of the OS parition if the OS starts to degrade, you always have a solid starting point that doesn't require 4 hours to install (takes about 30min to restore a 20gb image on even slower machines)

    Use VNC to help remotely so that you won't have to visit for every little fix.

    There are other things you can do, but this is the crux of it.

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  42. Even upgrades not a problem by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    My father is 89 and has now been running Ubuntu for 3 years, after the last Mac blew up. He mentioned casually to me the other day that he had upgraded it from 8.04 to 8.10.

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  43. Give them Linux by dalesc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm very serious. I have parents in Canada. A PC each, Dad on Windows XP, Mum on OpenSuse Linux. Dad is always calling with problems with virus warnings, scare-ware pop-ups and hangs. A recent virus scan found over 400 suspect infections of which around 20 could be regarded as extremely undesirable. And this is with a regularly updated AVG.

    The worst problem from Mum is she can't figure out how to put a picture in her newsletter or she's accidentally hidden an email folder.

    Remote admin to the Linux machine is a whole lot easier and quicker with SSH than Remote Desktop.

    My mother-in-law, who is only a few miles away also uses OpenSuse. I update her system ever year or so and she never has any problems.

    I don't give them the root password.

    It's way to easy on Windows to fool the unwary into doing something stupid.

    1. Re:Give them Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's way to easy on Windows to fool the unwary into doing something stupid."

      Hm, hang on, haven't you fooled them into doing something stupid already if they are running Windows?

    2. Re:Give them Linux by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      I'm calling bullshit on 400 suspect infections. The thing wouldn't work at all.

      Maybe you should tell your dad to quit looking at porn websites. That's 99% of the problem.

    3. Re:Give them Linux by Max4400 · · Score: 0

      use avira antivirus on windows machine. I am using it since last 2 years on my fathers laptop and it detects everything, just everything. you don't even have to look into the pc. cphosting max.

    4. Re:Give them Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      400 suspect infections? Iv seen that many results for a virus scan on windows although a lot will be tracking cookies and the like,a windows machine in this state will take 3 or 4 minutes to boot and be very unstable but say what you like xp is a tractor of an os no nix would function if abused in like fashion.

  44. Sorry but have to agree.... by __aayejd672 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...with all the comments about not using Windows. I know the original question was how to setup Windows but why pay to give yourself lots of extra work? If the person does not know much about computers there will be no learning curve from Windows to Linux, no need to make sure firewalls/AV are updated, even if you do use AV for Linux it can be updated silently and emails sent to the grand kid admin :)

    My brother used windows for years and eventually after he phoned complaining about lots of pop up pr0n (Which he didnt mind at first....sigh) and finding over 400 occurrences of various virii I installed Ubuntu. There was the initial "Where's this/where's that" but once he got familiar with the main menu he was sorted. Now I hardly ever hear from him...

    1. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      horsesh!t! microsoft windows is a fucking racket! "you get windows, next you gotta buy anti-virus, and anti-malware, and anti-this and anti-that but none of them are effective and securing that kludge of an operating system then internet explorer is a vulnerable piece of crap that hands over control of your PC to the whims of any website you visit, you can take your microsoft windows and cram it up your ass!

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    2. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by __aayejd672 · · Score: 1

      Eeeem did you read my original comment or have you replied to the wrong one?

    3. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      GAH! sorry about that, i had about 15 tabs open in firefox and that was meant for a windows weenie...

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    4. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      Wow, this sounds suspiciously like the post above from dalesc. And wow, you're user id # are only four apart. And wow the posts are only a minute apart.

      I thought it was your Dad that had 400 instances of viruses, now its your brother!?!? I'm so confused.

      Rock on Linux Fanboy.

    5. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by __aayejd672 · · Score: 1

      Wow, this sounds suspiciously like the post above from dalesc. And wow, you're user id # are only four apart. And wow the posts are only a minute apart.

      I thought it was your Dad that had 400 instances of viruses, now its your brother!?!? I'm so confused.

      Rock on Linux Fanboy.

      Nice work Miss Marple but thats an epic fail if ever I've seen one :)

    6. Re:Sorry but have to agree.... by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      Can't I be Miss Murder She Wrote?

  45. Mandriva and PCLINUXOS by cenc · · Score: 1

    I have done several installs of Mandriva and PCLINUXOS for friends over 60. Most are still chugging along, virus free and hassle free. Now when they buy new notebooks with windows installed they come to me to remove them, with "I can not find my KDE icon".

  46. My grandpa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hi,

    My grandparents have come to Israel (were we live) from Bulgaria. At one time my grandfather asked for a PC he can play chess and card games with.

    I gave him an old PC I no longer use with Windows and Fedora Linux Dual boot (It was some old distribution) and a set of card games and gnu chess...

    (My grandpa never used PC in his life and was exposed equally to both OSs)

    here is what happened.
    1. After brief adaptation period He started using Linux solo.
    2. The linux box switched to Bulgarian somehow (so now I cannot use it anymore) - Please note an 80 years old with very limited English could do it! (My grandfather speaks fluent Greek, Bulgarian and Hebrew and can also speak Russian and Spanish... He never got around to learn English....)
    3. He played on all card games and gnuchess I installed and even managed to install more games by himself.(following instructions he found in Bulgarian Linux websites....)
    4. He completely abandoned windows and plays games and music on Linux all the time.

    This is what I learned from the experiment
    1. Linux may be more user-friendly if you come with 0 prior knowledge.
    2. Linux is probably better suited if your native language is not English.
    3. (Off course all those are based on one person not an academic study, so take it with a grain of salt. but still... )
    4. If you give your grandpa a Linux box, at some point you would also have to give one to your grandma.... :-)

  47. Re:Since no one is answering the question, i'll tr by aviwollman · · Score: 1

    and create a account which is not administrator which logs on automatically.

  48. On setting up a PC for the elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most important thing before starting on this sort of a mission is not to take the needs of class of user lightly. With that in mind, I'll tell you what's worked in my family for many years of trouble-free Windows computing.

    First, ascertain the needs of the user. Do they need to:

    1. Browse the web?
    2. Check email? If so, is it web-based? POP/SMTP? IMAP?
    3. Instant message/Skype/VoIP?
    4. Print b&w or color?
    5. Use an office suite?
    6. Watch movies, listen to music, etc?

    This will determine which software you'll install. Now I'll go into the items above and pitfalls I've encountered.

    Item #1: I use Firefox with adblock plus, IEview, flash, shockwave, Java, and google toolbar. I've added automatic updates to the list. Firefox puts up (annoying to computer newbies) messages about add-on updates and browser updates. If its possible to make these completely notification silent then aim for it. I must confess I haven't done the research when I setup this system a few years ago because it was easier to teach them how to ignore these messages. It is important to tell them to ignore any pop-ups that adblock doesn't catch and a few other little items related to safe browsing habits.

    Item #2: I insist on using a desktop mail client such are Outlook with gmail or google apps because it integrates well with their PIM needs and there are no passwords to remember. You could achieve the same thing with Thunderbird. I prefer POP3/SMTP with gmail because even if my target user does something completely foolish (for example, delete all their mail), then gmail still has an archieved copy that can easily be copied over from IMAP. A quick teaching session on how to read, reply, print, make attachments, and delete email is in order.

    Item #3: I have created instant messaging accounts on the relevant services for them. I usually lock down the accounts so they can't be added by any joe schmoe and pre-seed their contact list with family and friends. I know it takes time but it saves a lot of problems later. Lastly, safe IM habits need to be taught. I always tell them that NEVER open any links or save any files that may be sent to them over IM unless they call the person sending things over and confirm its clean.

    Item #4: This is simple. Just install the printer. Teach them how to monitor toner or ink levels. Also teach them how to change toner/ink cartridges and add paper. Also, you should thoroughly examine the printer for how it opens and closes, where the paper jams could be, etc.

    Item #5: This is pretty easy as well. Just make sure you establish a good way for them to save their files in an organized fashion.

    Item #6: This can be difficult. Make sure to install a good codec pack like K-Lite Mega Codec pack, a good player (Media Player Classic or VLC), and setup the default actions for Music CDs, DVDs, etc.

    The above is the easy part.

    The way to make sure this all works is addressing the maintenance issues. In no particular order.

    1. I have told my users to leave their computers running 24/7 and I make sure to allow the monitor, hard drives, etc to power down after a short amount of time of idling.

    2. Virus scanning. Get a virus scanner that allows silent updating. Set a nightly schedule for a full sweep of the hard drive. Or do a "quick scan" nightly if the scanner has a good realtime on-access scanner and do a full sweep around 10-11pm at night once or twice a week. I use McAfee Viruscan Enterprise. You can use the Corporate version of Symantec AV or one of the dozens of free scanners. Just make sure you're familiar with the software. I suggest not installing one of those security suites because the software puts its tentacles into everything and makes the configuration difficult to control.

    3. Malware scanning. Install Spybot Search & Destroy. Use the Immuninze option to generate a blacklist for the system HOST file. Then install Malwarebyes Anti-Malware. Buy a copy (I'm not affiliated with them) for its realtime scanning, scheduli

  49. Re:It CAN be done! Ignore the negative nellies! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    Quite so sir, I gave my 74yo father (Now 82), who worked in truck driving, a PC 8 tears ago and since then he has become quite the internet/Email/digital/Ebay photo editing, and various IM clients expert.

    He was starting to sit around and do nothing, with some degree of mental degradation this has led him to whole new worlds of info and contacts-he even told me he would have liked to have worked in IT. If anything he is mentally sharper now than 10 years ago!

    I wouldn't let him write stuff down, and showed him how to work things out and what to watch for in terms of virus and malware

    Somehow he has avoided viruses over the years and nearly all malware.

    It's a miracle for XP. He has also become a computer power fiend, WD Raptor, high end Core 2 duo 4 gig RAM 21" CRT-he says most other computers are slow...and upgrades every 2 years.

    But we can't get my Mum to use a PC at all, even with games.

    It has been very rewarding to see my Dad enjoy himself so much-He even gets a kick out of doing internet banking! (especially when I need to borrow money) (-:

  50. The question is configuring a _Windows_ PC by drunkenoafoffofb3ta · · Score: 1

    So as much as I agree with "stick Ubuntu on it", that's not answering the guy's question. We're going to have to assume his Grandma needs: 1. E-mail (Thunderbird? With Gmail's not bad antispam filters going?) 2. A browser (Firefox, with some useful senior citizen extensions [if they exist!]), and possibly... 3. an IM client for a webcam (Skype?). Since it's Windows, you'll also need 4. An auto-updating AV 5. An auto-updating firewall 6. An auto-updating spyware muncher 7. Remote control e.g. VNC or TeamViewer, or the like. I can't really comment on these last ones-- I left Windows behind years ago, and only use it on my work PC, which has Trend something or other on it, and doesn't visit naughty, malware ridden websites (on pain of unemployment). One other thought. Windows XP FLP? Is that less of a mess in terms of vulnerabilites than full blown XP? Can anyone suggest anything better?

  51. Re:Since no one is answering the question, i'll tr by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    Vanilla VNC without encryption is terrible. I use VNC only with SSH tunnelling.

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  52. shame on you kdawson .. by rs232 · · Score: 1
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  53. For Older People by Whiteox · · Score: 5, Informative

    I do work occasionally for the elderly in setting up WinX computers and I regularly donate my services to various individuals.
    Apart from setting up their desktops as I've detailed in a previous post http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1072163&cid=26221671
    you need to install some helper apps.
    Avast Antivirus can be set to automatically delete/quarantine anything it finds with no user action. AVG 8 free doesn't scan chat/webcam so stay away from that if they want to use it.
    Find a good Hosts file: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm is very good.
    Point their DNS to OpenDns http://www.opendns.com/ and use their filtering to stop phishing and other bad stuff. It also allows you to easily make customized error pages in case they find themselves in hot water.
    I would not switch off Windows Security Centre and have updates set at a reasonable time on automatic.
    Windows Media Player 11 is a must and set it to do everything.
    Also, set their screensaver to My Pictures Slideshow. They really appreciate that as many have pics of grandkids etc.
    Some elderly need good JPG editor. The easliest to use is Microsoft's PhotoEd which came in early versions of Office, Microsoft Office Picture Manager has now replaced it. It is much better in some regards as it can open larger jpegs, but the gui is considerably different. A bit of training helps. HP scanning software is very good as it has a decent editor inbuilt. Also Picassa 3 is my choice for a freebie.

    Open up their My Pictures folder and set it up in Film Strip view and to open maximized.

    IE vs Firefox: I always install Firefox and set it as default. But some apps decide to run IE, even though it is not the default. IE 6 is preferable here as it is very similar to Firefox's gui. But for security's sake, IE7 should be used and some more training required in case it pops up inadvertently. If you remove the shortcuts and pin Firefox to the Start menu, then that will be fine.

    One or Two clicks?
    This is a hard one. Some elderly can't do a double-click fast enough or accurately enough as they move the mouse off the icon by the time the 2nd click comes along. So you have to change the mouse timing (Control Panel/Mouse Properties/Double-Click Speed), or use the single-click approach. Try and stay away from the single click, because if they double click then most probably an editor of some description open up. This is particularly bad for pictures, especially when they are in Flimstrip mode or trying to copy and paste any other file.
    The other thing is to remind them to click the icon and not the words below, or otherwise they'll start editing the filename (as Rename) instead of opening something up.
    Most elderly switch things completely off. That includes monitors, speakers, modems, so check the BIOS battery every year.
    They also need a checklist in turning things on. This sounds dumb, but the calls I get that the internet doesn't work because they switched their modem on last gets annoying. Switch the modem on first. By the time the modem is connected, the computer has booted and they're ready to go.

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    1. Re:For Older People by rapete4 · · Score: 1

      I am impressed; your post was very thoughtful. For some years I tried to help a distant relative, who was in his late 80â(TM)s, use his computer. It was his connection to the outside world and was very important to him. His biggest problem was with Outlook â" it was a constant source of confusion to him and try as I might, I could never keep it going for him.

    2. Re:For Older People by bazonic · · Score: 1

      This is good advice and the first post that actually adresses the OP's question.
       
      I would add that a good remote control setup is important for those times when a shortcut gets accidentally renamed or a menu gets dragged off an app. I also highly recommend formatting with a clean install of Windows and not an OEM version. Dell, HP, Sony, et. al. all have tons of "helper ware" that just seems to get in the way and cause confusion.

    3. Re:For Older People by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      All is great advice, if you must use Windows the above post is the least you should do for an elderly newbie.

      I'd recommend the Windows Media Player should be removed or set as a backup to VLC media player.

      Also a decent zoom app of some sort is good, the elderly tend to appreciate it. Adjusting default fonts and icons to larger also is welcomed.

      Really though, security is paramount and Windows falls far behind MacOS and Linux/BSD. As you said, IE is unavoidable and so is malware even with up to date protection. An XP VM on top of Linux would be best for a Windows setup.

    4. Re:For Older People by shaitand · · Score: 1

      In summary, you recommend Windows media player, IE, Microsoft PhotoEd, Windows security center, and some stuff from the Microsoft Most Valuable Professional site.

      Microsoft fanboi much?

    5. Re:For Older People by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      This from a dweeb on Slashdot. Slashdot, where the hilariously predictable first post on a question about how to install Windows for old people was "[durr, hehe]Instll ubuntu". You people have really become a caricature of yourselves.

    6. Re:For Older People by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      Power strip up on the desk! One switch to rule them all.

      This sounds dumb, but the calls I get that the internet doesn't work because they switched their modem on last gets annoying.

    7. Re:For Older People by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "lolololrofl omg the nerdz recommended lenux."

      Yup, amazing, a site filled with geeks, technophiles, scientists, engineers, programmers, and other technical experts has an audience with the prevailing attitude that Microsoft solutions are poor that *nix is a superior solution.

      Not telling at all that.

    8. Re:For Older People by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      No. That's what I find when I go to their homes. It's often a case of tuning Windows to their requirements as well as getting as much performance as possible in as little time and at low or no cost.

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    9. Re:For Older People by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      It is telling. If you're a dweeb you were probably picked on in school and don't get any action from the females. So you tend to root for the perceived underdog. You also tend to not understand the computing needs of average people, and most of you don't know shit about Windows but think you do.

    10. Re:For Older People by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'you were probably picked on in school and don't get any action from the females'

      I tagged and bagged half the cheerleaders and took the queen to the prom. Now I'm married to an underwear model. Strike One.

      'So you tend to root for the perceived underdog.'

      I support the best solution for the task at hand. The only time that has ever been windows is when there is a vendor requirement for it that can't be worked around. Many businesses have an industry specific application that requires windows for instance and often that is all they really run.

      'You also tend to not understand the computing needs of average people'

      My clients disagree.

      'most of you don't know shit about Windows but think you do.'

      Microsoft disagrees, they've certified that I'm an 'Expert' on their Operating System solutions.

      Seriously is that all you've got? A bunch of unfounded statements?

    11. Re:For Older People by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Lol. "tagged and bagged". When, 1975? That was about when that terminology was in use.

      You don't matter - your e-peen aside, I'm talking about the hordes of SlashDweebs who instantly hop on any question about Windows with "teehee - install Linux!". There may be some super-cool "muchachos" (is that 1975 enough for you?) around here, but by and large the MS haters are unprofessional dweebs who root for the underdog because they have deep seated psychological issues.

      As for your "clients" and your "certification" - I won't argue that a lot of idiots aren't MS** certified or that Linux isn't a good solution in many cases. In terms of e-peen, I've submitted large samba patches and done (small) kernel patches internally and have probably been using Linux for longer than most of the johnny-come-lately dweebs around here. Indeed, Linux is the _only_ logical choice for EDA use in a large environment. My point is that it ain't for Grandma, and most SlashDweebs who "lolVistasucks" haven't even used it and make non-sequitur "DRM!" arguments.

  54. Write things down clearly. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Informative

    No matter what you do to the computer, it's not enough. Take the time to write a short, concise manual (or "cheat sheet") and print it on dead tree paper, in large and clear fonts. Write in the manual basic things like how to update the system/antivirus, etc., etc.. You can always tell them what to do but you can't expect them to remember every detail well.

    This is not meant to be an insult on senior people. You said these people are unfamiliar with computing and this is an approach for them to familiarize themselves with it. Human memory is unreliable, especially for unfamiliar things.

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    1. Re:Write things down clearly. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Just another thought. If possible, why not get a list of malicious websites, install Squid and blacklist them, and configure IE/Firefox/whatever to surf behind the proxy service? Such a list can be obtained from a variety of places. (e.g. the one at http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt -- it just takes a little shell/Perl/Python/whatever programming to transform such a hosts file to a plain blacklist suitable for inclusion in a Squid ACL. The original purpose of the list I linked is to be used as the Windoze equivalent of /etc/hosts, which I think is a bad idea.)

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    2. Re:Write things down clearly. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      yes it is. I can gramnny proof a linux box easily.

      KIOSK it. design it to be hardened against abusive attacks because granny is gonna attack it.

      Enable ONLY what she needs, disable EVERYTHING ELSE.

      Hell I went so far as to only allow Firefox. Want email grandma? go to gmail.com there's your email, calender,contacts, wordprocessor, etc...

      a web kiosk works great and will not need degranmaification.

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    3. Re:Write things down clearly. by AgileGuru · · Score: 1

      Anyone have good examples of these cheat sheets? Would be save a lot of time to have something to start with.

    4. Re:Write things down clearly. by shaitand · · Score: 0, Troll

      Stop dancing around it, seniors are doing well if they remember to close their mouths while they eat.

    5. Re:Write things down clearly. by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      I've done some (as an example, one was "printing 4 photos to a page"), but they've always been very specific to a particular person / computer / range of installed software, so unfortunately I think that you'll need to create your own.

      The next time that you get asked to "fix the computer again" try and put some notes together around the task that they're trying to accomplish. Print them out (title at the top, few words, big font, no formatting necessary) before you go, and keep a copy yourself for reference.

    6. Re:Write things down clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what people fail to understand about computers when they are knowledgeable and trying to create a system for people who are not. It's not about some sort of innate ability or understanding or knowledge - like with everything we do in the rest of our lives, we need a set of procedures, and they have to be tailored to the individual or the type of individual that needs them. It's easy to overgeneralize this problem, it's easy to overcomplicate it. Normally I hate to see people posting anecdotes here when trying to prove/disprove some statement (or usually a study). (Intellectual laziness.) In this PARTICULAR instance, it's relevant only because we're talking about specific people and anecdotes are specifically relevant. You don't want to attack this problem in an overly generic way, you need to tailor it carefully.

      My anecdote - my grandmother needed something other than her early generation iMac. I could have given her Ubuntu, or XP, both of which I use regularly. But neither she nor I are interested in the pain of learning a new system at her age of 80. She knows where her documents are on a Mac, she knows how to find all the basic stuff. Destroying that groundwork would have been silly. I actually went and bought a Mac Mini (I hear they're coming back, too) and spent the evening before I flew up there setting it up with all the initial stuff that I didn't need to dick around with in front of her - it's time consuming and pointless. While I did it, I relabled stuff so it was easy to find and set up the remote access. More importantly, I'd already made a list of things that would need to go in a folder for walkthroughs - I made one for every last basic thing I could think of and a few more after I got there. When she calls me and it's something new, I don't assume she'll remember what I told her to do - I write it up as we talk and I print it to her printer. Most of that, you'd do for anyone, but the specifics of which you have to consider.

      What I HAVE noticed is that the frustration factor can be high. She has a shorter fuse than she used to. If you'd had a few joints replaced, couple bouts with cancer, etc - and a lot of your grandparents probably have - you'd be less patient about anything and everything I bet. If you're going to take on the task of being support for a family member like that, you have to accommodate. The good things will seem like small accomplishments - I've only gotten 2 phone calls ever about clearing the print queue. I've only done one walkthrough of downloading an attachment, printing it, signing it, notarizing it, scanning it back in, and emailing it back to a lawyer.

      She knows way more about iTunes than I do, that's for sure!

  55. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by suckmysav · · Score: 1

    "what if mahjong or whatever writes or wishes to write data like saves, high scores or something to the hard drive"

    In Linux, all user-space apps write to /home/%user (and also /tmp)

    If he has any sense (and I assume he does) then he will have /home on a different partition.

    Anybody who installs linux without doing that is simply asking for trouble.

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  56. lower the mouse sensitivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Otherwise... "Hey!!! why does this thing keeps wobbling all the time".

  57. a straight answer .. by rs232 · · Score: 0

    The last usable Windows; without going on a training course, was Windows 95B. The current incarnations have too much eye-candy and would be confusing to your grandmother. There doesn't seem to be any advance on usability since, XtreeGOLD, EudoraMail and Netscape running under Digital Research DOS 6.22.

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    1. Re:a straight answer .. by drunkenoafoffofb3ta · · Score: 1

      Netscape ran on DOS?

  58. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 1

    1.) /tmp is still under /, which he wants to mount read only

    2.) And if /home were its own partition, does that necessarily make it immune to hard poweroffs?

  59. Linux GUI for seniors by daybyter · · Score: 1

    We've trained lots of elderly people on Linux machines and even put some machines in senior citizen centers. Configuring Suse Linux for them was the right first step to do. The next step should be a GUI designed for them. If you're interested in contributing, drop me a note (a_rueckert@gmx.net), and I'll give you more details.

  60. arrogant whippersnaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sonny what gives you the &^*$ idea that I need you to configure my PC? do you even know how to configure Gentoo ?

  61. how you train by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    Me and my friends run a little IT firm where we also do residential repair. We just so happen to be conveniently located directly in front of a retirement community. Each elderly person learns differently.. I have some older customers that are computer whizzes, and some that call us up for a service call just because half of a window is off the screen and they have no idea how to drag it back.. setting up their desktop to make it easy for them is definitely a big step, but more importantly is how you train them.. judge what type of person they are and how quick they can learn.. focus on their strengths.. then you can determine how they should be taught.. the elderly tend to like slow, clear and friendly talkers that make the technology sound exciting.. the purpose of teaching them isn't to force technology on them, it's more-so just getting them to actually enjoy using the computer..

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  62. email by hey · · Score: 1

    No matter if its Windows, Ubuntu or Mac people have to deal with email. This is tricky for older folks because of spam. Even with a filter some gets thru. I had to explain to my dad: don't believe any thing that you read. No Bill Gates is not going to pay you money if you click here, etc.
    Its hard.

  63. What is going to be it's use? by pmfa · · Score: 1

    I think your question, and the answers you will get, would benefit greatly from a bit more of context. One important point is if the person that will get the PC has any prior experience with Windows and computers in general, and the intended use for the computer.

    If he (or she) has used Windows in the past I would say install the exact same version they used (or the closest you can get your hands on, stay away from Vista) and do a security lockup on everything. Don't leave the possibility for software installation, install Firefox and ThunderBird, and Open Office. Hide or remove the icons for IE.

    With no experience on Windows I would say that there are far better alternatives. If a PC is really needed there's Ubuntu. It is extremely easy to get around, easier than any version of Windows, and far more secure. However if the intended use is only browsing the web and maybe using webmail, a Nintendo Wii will perfectly fit the job and also give as bonus endless hours of fun.

    1. Re:What is going to be it's use? by Aklyon · · Score: 1

      However if the intended use is only browsing the web and maybe using webmail, a Nintendo Wii will perfectly fit the job and also give as bonus endless hours of fun.

      true, but the Wii sometimes has tiny text in the internet.

      and you'd have to find a Wii first...

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  64. Get a senior citizen a big phone, not a computer by scourfish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Senior citizens really, really, don't need computers complicating their lives. It is not uncommon for my grandma to call me 3-5 times weekly on just how to work the TV remote; imagine what it would be like if she was trying to watch a "dot com." Senior citizens won't view email or web browsing as a convenience. If you want an older person to take advantage of global mass communication infrastructure, the best thing to do is get him/her a telephone with huge, easily readable buttons.

  65. Use steadystate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protect the main system partition with Steadystate
    http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/sharedaccess/default.mspx

    Create a separate partition for documents.

  66. I must be a freak. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ten "ubuntu is easier than Windows" comments later, I can't believe I am twistedly talented enough to be the only guy to break unbuntu in 5 minutes flat.

    Recipe:

    Begin with a nice, roasted Dapper Drake.
    See flashy "Upgrade LTS to LTS - Dapper to Hardy".
    Visit Synaptic & (attempt) to set repositories to Hardy.
    Begin update attempt.
    "You must freshen files before getting the new release".
    Attempt to get new versions of existing.
    "Edgy Eft is available" (No mention of Hardy.)
    Clicked to get some Edgy Files.

    Lights out.

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    1. Re:I must be a freak. by sortius_nod · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well aren't you a dickhead?

    2. Re:I must be a freak. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not the only one; I can relate plenty of stories like the above.

      Ubuntu is great, and I use it on several of my machines, but it's not ready for your parents. No matter how well you set it up, sooner or later something will come up that can only be solved via a command prompt. The Year of the Linux Desktop has not yet arrived. Until it does, get them a Mac.

    3. Re:I must be a freak. by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

      it sometimes doesn't even handle the regular major upgrades much less the LTS. i am not surprised and would bet that's a repeatable bug. i remember discussing that about how LTSes should be able to update to the next LTS without much trouble, because that is the corporate world. i hope they fix that up a bit.

    4. Re:I must be a freak. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a seasoned RH/Fedora-user, I tried Ubuntu to see what the fuss was all about.

      1. Install vanilla Ubuntu (no 3rd party repositories or hacks).
      2. Install nvidia-glx. "Warning: All these X-related packages will be removed." Errr, why?
      3. Click OK and wait.
      4. Log out.
      5. No X server installed. Time to give up and go home.

      Perhaps I should have selected the driver in the "Hardware Drivers" tool. Except that it wasn't there.

      Yeah, Ubuntu "just works".

    5. Re:I must be a freak. by Natetheinfamous · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I've done that, Ubuntu's Upgrade system is not failproof. The simplest way is to just mount your home directory on a separate partition, and then just reinstall any time you do a major update (I tend to skip every other release, just cuz I'm too lazy to do an upgrade every 6 months) But, that being said, you can change the notification system so that a senior citizen would not ever have to mess with that. Even outdated Ubuntu is more user-friendly than XP for a non-proficient user in my mind.

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    6. Re:I must be a freak. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ten "ubuntu is easier than Windows" comments later, I can't believe I am twistedly talented enough to be the only guy to break unbuntu in 5 minutes flat.

      I broke in one three doing a similar thing with Warty to Hoary. One of the reasons i prefer a straight Debian install for myself

    7. Re:I must be a freak. by Darundal · · Score: 1

      Clicking the upgrade button right next to the notification does a good job of upgrading it to hardy. There is no need for you to change the repositories.

    8. Re:I must be a freak. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Did you submit a bug report? ;)

      I've actually found that reinstalling is safer on Ubuntu, rather than upgrading. It's also a lot easier to do on Linux than in Windows... just burn/copy/save/whatever your home directory, install the OS clean, copy all the stuff back, and boom, you're upgraded. App preferences saved, all your files exist, everything just works.

    9. Re:I must be a freak. by Darby · · Score: 1

      just burn/copy/save/whatever your home directory, install the OS clean, copy all the stuff back, and boom, you're upgraded. App preferences saved, all your files exist, everything just works.

      Sure, back it all up, but unless something goes wrong, don't even bother copying stuff back. Just don't reformat /home and everything just stays there. I just converted from Gentoo to Ubuntu and had everything intact afterward with no issues at all.

  67. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    actually, in many modern linux distros, /tmp is mounted as a memory fs by default. and even if he chose to have /tmp NOT be memfs, there is nothing stopping you from mounting /tmp separately from / so that / really can be read-only.

    as for protecting /home from power failure, use a journaling fs...

  68. A good way to settle this? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm doubting the validity of each side of these comments, but an interesting way to get a "documented" account of which is easier might be to reach out to PCMag (which has become less overtly biased over the past number of years. Or, maybe even better, WSJ's Mossberg, or whomever the /. community can decide on - well, so much for this idea *grin*) and get them to try an Ubuntu vs. Windows scenario with real-world relatives. That could, if the article is done properly, give the reasons and examples of the successes and failures of each (and be honest, there will be successes and failures on each side.)

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  69. While you're at it, consider hardware by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since you're talking about a senior citizen, sometimes it pays to consider their physical disabilities, too. For example, consider a large-screen TV/Monitor, if they have trouble seeing the small typefaces.

    Consider using a large-keys keyboard (http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm), if they have parkinsons, or other motor-control problems.

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    1. Re:While you're at it, consider hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider using a large-keys keyboard (http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm), if they have parkinsons, or other motor-control problems.

      I've started installing these for all my lusers, and when they ask what's up with the keyboard, I just say "it's new" which causes them to brag to their cubemates about their awesome new keyboard.

    2. Re:While you're at it, consider hardware by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Also, a low-DPI or slow mouse setting, so exaggerated movements of the hand don't make the mouse wobble all over the screen.

      And I have one shaky user who prefers a trackball, for that very reason.

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  70. iMac & Grandmother experience by drewkinney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When my Grandmother was 81 I bought her an iMac, so I could send her digital pictures and she could see my work. I'm a Mac user and wanted a machine I could help her with if She got confused. I ordered the iMac online and had it shipped to her. I called and said, "have the driver put it in the corner and I will set it up next week." She said ok. I got an email from her the next day. She got out the computer and set it up. Followed the simple instructions to get internet access and she was going. Let me qualify this story, my Grandmother never drove a car or had touch-tone phone service. She never used an ATM or Cable television. The main interface between her and the world was the newspaper. She lacked the mental model to understand how a computer is used and why. Apple's instructions and seductive packaging got her out of her comfort zone. She was very happy with the experience. I may be a nerd but my Grandmother was not. That's a success for an older age group.

    1. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Im kind of shocked that she did that.. but not in a geeky techy kind of way. I'm aamazd she could read the screen.

      I've got a client who's in his sixties, and we had to configure the screen to 640x480 due to eyesight concerns. Even sitting at the screen 4 feet away, he cannot see text @ 1024x768.

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    2. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by dkf · · Score: 1

      Im kind of shocked that she did that.. but not in a geeky techy kind of way. I'm aamazd she could read the screen.

      I've got a client who's in his sixties, and we had to configure the screen to 640x480 due to eyesight concerns. Even sitting at the screen 4 feet away, he cannot see text @ 1024x768.

      That depends on the size of the font, not the resolution of the screen. A high-res screen with a large font works really nicely for legibility.

      Oh, and the Mac GUI is fully scalable so pesky images aren't a problem either.

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    3. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've got a client who's in his sixties, and we had to configure the screen to 640x480 due to eyesight concerns. Even sitting at the screen 4 feet away, he cannot see text @ 1024x768.

      Make the fonts bigger. Don't screw up the rest of the display just for that.

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    4. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by barzok · · Score: 1

      If she's reading the newspaper daily, and not getting a special large-print edition, then the iMac screen should be fine.

    5. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      It's probably just anecdotal, but I find the fonts on my Mac OS X install seem noticeably bigger than those on my Boot Camped XP install, and everything on OS X seems a bit bigger in general (the dock, for instance, compared to Windows' little task bar icon bar thing). I can see that being beneficial.

    6. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You dont think I wouldnt forget that?

      His problem lies 2 fold:

      1: He needs big fonts (ok, 1024x768, big fonts)
      2: He uses a calendar program from 1994, made for Win95, which ignores all font directives from windows.

      He cannot use any other calendar program as he has 2+ years in it, and it fits his needs.

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    7. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by daybot · · Score: 1

      Great story - thanks for sharing.

    8. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You forgot to over-capitalize some words. I've made corrections in bold below:

      When my Grandmother was 81 I bought Her an iMac, so I could send her digital pictures and She could see my work. I'm a Mac user and wanted a machine I could help Her with if She got confused. I ordered the iMac online and had it shipped to Her. I called and said, "have the driver put it in the corner and I will set it up next week." She said ok. I got an email from Her the next day. She got out the computer and set it up. Followed the simple instructions to get internet access and She was going. Let me qualify this story, my Grandmother never drove a car or had touch-tone Phone service. She never used an ATM or Cable television. The main interface between Her and the world was the Newspaper. She lacked the mental model to understand how a computer is used and why. Apple's instructions and seductive packaging got Her out of Her comfort zone. She was very happy with the experience. I may be a nerd but my Grandmother was not. That's a success for an older age group.

    9. Re:iMac & Grandmother experience by wkearney99 · · Score: 0

      You lost all credibility and fell squarely into fanboy territory with the 'seductive packaging' nonsense. Pathetic.

  71. Mandrake and ClipArt .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "I fell into the trap of doing computer maintenance for family, and finally I got tired and told my mom I'd install Mandrake on her machine. She said okay as long as it worked like Windows. Sure I said, you'll see...

    What prompted her and you for the change-over. Why did you pick Mandrake, have you ever installed a Linux distro before or since? "the program to remove red eyes .. doesn't work .. neither does my cliparts utility, and the fun online postcard programs my friends sent me by email"

    I'm sure red-eye-reduction was available on Mandrake, even wayBack. What was the name (and version) of the prog she originally used to remove red-eye. Do you seriously expect us to believe you borked a Working machine and never checked that the data from the old OS would be readable on the new. Incidentally how did you save the data files and why didn't you dual boot ?

    "She chose Windows, never once called me for support anymore, and that was it"

    It's inexplicable that someone hasn't had a problem with Windows in several years, not even a single teeny-weensy virus from all those fun online postcard programs she gets by email. Incidentally what postcards are you referring to ?

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  72. You want Linux, and I'm not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most seniors use their PC only to communicate through email and/or videoconferencing, navigate the web and find stuff through search engines or wikipedia. They rarely, very rarely, need to install new stuff or use specific applications that aren't available under Linux.
    Therefore, though advocating Linux to a professional who needs Autocad or Quicken, or to a teen Crysis player, would be foolish at least, this is not the case for senior citizen or similar specific situations (call centers that don't need Windows software, for example).

    That way you can easily customize the desktop leaving out whatever is distracting or dangerous and offer at the same time virus/malware protection. If you strip down a Windows desktop you can certainly get the same ease of use, but that would not offer better protection.

    1. Re:You want Linux, and I'm not trolling by daybyter · · Score: 1
  73. Less complex by Jessta · · Score: 1

    throw windows away, it's way to complex for such a person, throw Gnome and KDE out too.

    Work out your requirements and build up a system to match them. Trying to cut things out of windows to make it fit your requirements won't work

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  74. Kiosk mode by raind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming he's running Windows and that is what they have, how about running Firefox in Kiosk mode? Is there such a thing cause I would like to do the same, I know Internet Exploder has the switch, can anyone point out the same for FF?

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  75. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Informative

    "1.) /tmp is still under /, which he wants to mount read only "

    See what the AC said or if you really want it is shit easy to symlink it to another partition.

    "2.) And if /home were its own partition, does that necessarily make it immune to hard poweroffs?"

    It means the whole system does not get hosed due to "Unnanounced poweroffs", just the latest "Mahjongg" save game or whatever. I'm sure you'll agree that this will lead to a lot less in the way of critical fuckups overall.

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  76. mouse is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sort of depends on the age you're considering.

    My grandparents that are in their late 80s find using the mouse difficult. They have no problem using the up and down arrow keys to select options in menu.

    They had a "mailstation" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cidco_MailStation) for years with no problem, but switching to windows ended their computer use.

    1. Re:mouse is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is still a product:

      http://www.landel.com/

  77. The most obvious question is: by Hymer · · Score: 1

    Why do you want to use Windows for that ?

  78. 640 X 480 by Comboman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've tried to explain to my mom that she's not utilizing the full power of her graphics card and that if she wants large fonts, she can adjust the font size in the display properties to be whatever she wants. I even set it up for her once. The next time I came over, it was set back to 640 X 480 because "it looks better". Apparently big blocky fonts are easier for seniors to see than big smooth fonts. Who knew?

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    1. Re:640 X 480 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father runs 800x600 on a 26" wide screen!
      One day I changed the screen size and increased the DPI and later that day he had changed it back to 800x600...

    2. Re:640 X 480 by AbRASiON · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And she'd be right.
      Assuming we're talking about Windows, graphics simply doesn't scale 'right' in the different DPI or font size modes, it simply looks 'wrong'
      It always has looked wrong and it's why, still today as a support tech in an office of 5000 people that over 50% of the employees use 800x600 or 1024x768.
      Yes over 50% because they don't like the size of the fonts / text on an LCD in windows.

      It's about time they made 20" LCD's with a 1280x1024 resolution for people over the age of 40 who use it as a tool and not a hobby.

    3. Re:640 X 480 by fnj · · Score: 1

      It's about time they made 20" LCD's with a 1280x1024 resolution for people over the age of 40 who use it as a tool and not a hobby.

      Or an operating system which scales GUI elements reasonable well. Oh wait ... that's linux! Well, it's hardly perfect yet, but it does a whale of a lot better job at it than Windows does.

    4. Re:640 X 480 by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Added to this, this is a feature BOTH major OS makers have been promising for decades and still haven't delivered on: the ability to have the DPI of your desktop completely independent of the DPI of your monitor. There's no reason she shouldn't be able to set the desktop DPI to (the equivalent of) 640x480 and see really, really smooth fonts on the monitor at its highest DPI.

      OS X was going to add this, several versions go by with no sign. Then Vista was going to add it, and they've had a service pack and still no sign of it. I'm sure it's a planned feature for Windows 7 and OS X Kittycat, and I'll sure it'll be canceled before release.

      (Microsoft, though, is actually a lot closer-- at least you can change font DPI independent of the rest of the system DPI! Too bad so many third-party software makers don't know about that, and don't write their programs to compensate for it.)

      (On the other hand, IIRC Apple had some prototype of this hidden-away in a system library in OS X 10.4, and most of what was missing for it was the configuration UI.)

    5. Re:640 X 480 by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      if she wants large fonts, she can adjust the font size in the display properties to be whatever she wants.

      I have vision problems that even glasses cannot correct and I can assure you that just setting the font size larger in the OS doesn't fix the problem. The biggest problem is using web sites. I set the font size in my browser to 20 points and set the minimum font size to 14 but I am constantly having to zoom in on pages. Most web sites are not designed to handle larger fonts and fall apart when a larger font is used. CSS is to blame. With tables, at least the cells would expand to accommodate the data inside. With all the CSS design I see today, there is text that will spill out of a box and overlap other text or get hidden behind other elements when the font is too large.

      I found that it was much easier to buy a large monitor and set the resolution to 800x600 so that everything rendered at the designer's desired font size and still was big enough to view for me, the user. Your mom might be in the same boat.

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    6. Re:640 X 480 by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's about time they made 20" LCD's with a 1280x1024 resolution for people over the age of 40 who use it as a tool and not a hobby.

      Correction: it's time they finally fix Windows so that it works correctly with common hardware. Honestly, that's purely a software bug on their end and it's ludicrous to design intentionally-crippled hardware to compensate for it.

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    7. Re:640 X 480 by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've seen this a million times. They really, honestly don't see the "fuzzy". Don't worry about setting a lower resolution, they prefer it that way.

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    8. Re:640 X 480 by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      The morons I work with (all college grads) were given widescreen displays recently. Every one of the idiots refuses to use 1:1 height and width resolution. I fixed three machines so that when they are showing their ugly family photos to me (ie. not working) their relatives won't have even more grossly wide butts and faces than they already have in reality.

      They ALL bitched to me in a whiny tone that they "liked it the other way! put it back! wah wah wah!"

      Stupid fcks. Merry Christmas.

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    9. Re:640 X 480 by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Gnome and KDE can handle this much better. That's one reason why the push to SVG for icons, etc. Try changing the font settings in Gnome, for example. Change your application font, and watch what happens to the size of your icons, etc. It's not perfect, but it's better than on either of the other two major platforms.

    10. Re:640 X 480 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the CSS issues, in Firefox, I sometimes go to the "View" menu, then "Page Style" and set those types of pages to "No Style". The pages that were then unreadable with large font sizes now will look ugly, but will be more readable (as long as they aren't 100% flash sites).

  79. The Softshell Computers Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watch a show called the Dragon's Den and someone had a solution for this problem. I don't know how much it costs though.

    http://mysoftshell.com/r/indiv/info.php

  80. Lack of competence by Ralish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some of those acres are self imposed, let's see:

    a) If you're installing SP3 every time (as you should be), why are you doing it separately? You should be slipstreaming the SP3 installation into the original installation media, so no separate installation is required, it's integrated as part of the main install. This will save a significant amount of time (by your estimation, an hour), and many would argue, is cleaner as well. It'll probably even save space, as old files from the RTM/SP1/SP2 installation won't be backed up.

    b) Assuming these are just everyday desktop boxes, most of the hardware should be found on Windows Update in the hardware section, this isn't a guarantee, but I've had great success with it. It of course won't be the latest available much of the time, but it will likely have been tested by Microsoft and certified, so stability is likely very high. What isn't found, manually install.

    c) When copying the saved data back, the permission specific metadata will usually (I add the qualifier for specific cases that no doubt exist) automatically change to match the logged on user doing the copying. If they don't, change them? You say you should be able to change the UID, by UID, I assume you mean either the owner or the permissions. You can change the owner and permissions of all files and folders in a directory recursively through the permissions GUI in Explorer, or do it by the command line: takeown.exe for fiddling with ownership, cacls.exe for ACL's (icacls.exe is preferred in Vista). You have _BOTH_ a GUI and CLI frontend to make the changes you desire, so what's the problem?

    Finally, some of your estimations seem a little "padded", I've done a ridiculous amount of XP installations, and THREE HOURS?! What are you installing it on? You'd be hard pushed to find 2001 era hardware from the original XP release that took anywhere near that long. In my experience, 1.5hrs is usually the upper bound, with 30minutes the lower bound.

    Bluntly, this comes down to competence; a competent technician knows the tricks to accomplish his objective efficiently and save time, just like a efficient Linux/Unix admin will save time with his tricks of the trade. The above three recommendations, _especially_ the first of slipstreaming the service pack is ridiculously basic. If you aren't doing this, I wonder what else you are doing wrong that isn't in your account.

    I'm not even going into the whole registry, security, out of control dev's of your last paragraph. It'd take forever, and is just a random selection/rant of Windows issues that are frequently not issues and just poorly understood and managed.

    1. Re:Lack of competence by Ralish · · Score: 3, Informative

      I read your post thoroughly, and replied thoroughly. I shall do it again.

      There are likely only two potential types of XP installations you will be using: OEM and Retail. As such, you should need to burn a maximum of two CD's to cover the vast majority if not all of client licensing requirements. You are within your legal rights to do the above, as you are still using legal product keys that the client has legally purchased. The source of the installation media is irrelevant, it is the license entitlement that matters. Thus, your total baggage is......two CD's.

      I assume you are also carrying a USB Key or Portable HDD unless you are redownloading SP3 and potentially other applications at every client PC, which is a waste of bandwidth and certainly not efficient. Oh wait, you are! The time spent downloading could be removed if you simply carry the binary with you. USB Keys are not large, the airline will not charge you additional for carrying one.

      Finally, if you are reinstalling the machines using the original installation media from the OEM, as I am guessing (incorrectly?) most of your client machines are just pre-made Dell/HP/IBM/whatever boxes, then you shouldn't even need to install drivers. These are usually integrated into the OEM XP Installation CD, for the express purpose of removing the necessity to install drivers, both for the convenience of the OEM during initial installation and for the client for subsequent (re)-installations.

      So, not only would all of the above save time, it would require little preparation to do, would be entirely legal, and the new media should serve you till the end of XP's lifecycle; MS will _NOT_ be releasing another Service Pack for XP, I can guarantee that with 99% probability. So the CD's should not need to be remastered for a future update.

      As for bringing my IT crap with me, you're correct, I don't. Two reasons:

      1. I very rarely ever need to reinstall the OS on clients machines, it's a last resort, and I find it unusual that I can't find a better solution.

      2. Nearly all machines I service have an OEM recovery partition for complete reinstallation of the OS without media, restoring it to the condition it was in when it left the factory, so media isn't required.

      Actually, I do carry some equipment. A USB Key with common and very useful applications: XP SP3/Vista SP1/Sysinternals Suite/Avast/Ad-Aware/Spybot/other bits and pieces. I find they can be invaluable in patching machines up and diagnosing problems.

    2. Re:Lack of competence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't have anything... where are you getting a Windows CD from?

      Nobody plans to fail. They simply fail to plan.

      Epic Fail.

    3. Re:Lack of competence by Glimmerdark · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that some of the people here are building up XP's flaws and toning down Linux's drawbacks, but i think you're doing much the same in the reverse. in a corporate environment, with a nice speedy internet connection, and prebuilt images, 20-30 minutes to get a windows desktop going is feasible. in this situation, you're lucky to have a poor 'broadband' connection. any updates needed will take a -long- time. the fact that sp3 is fairly new makes including it in an image cut down on your update times now. but what about 6 months ago, what about 6 months from now? i've installed many a windowsXP box as well, and if you aren't just tossing an image on the drive, i don't know that i've ever seen just the install take less than 30 minutes. much less the format and update/configuration. now, if you have a customized, up to date xp image that includes all the patches/service packs, and configuration changes that you commonly make (understandable for someone that does reinstalls regularly) 30 minutes to 1.5 hours is about right. but, how much time are would you spend per month keeping that disc up to date? shouldn't that factor into the time it takes you to do your installs? there are exceptions to every rule, obviously. however, i'd say with some certainty, if you are reasonably familiar with both OS's (ie, you're equally comfortable setting up a linux pc and a windows pc) it's much simpler to set up a linux system for use as a generic email/internet workstation. if there's specific hardware issues, or a specific software requirement, that changes things. but the same can be said of windows versions. (there may only be a vista driver, or only an XP driver if you're installing vista- an app may only run in a certain version of windows and compatibility mode might not cut it- just as wine might not cut it in certain situations)

    4. Re:Lack of competence by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      That all sounds great in a controlled IT environment... But when I'm on vacation visiting my family I rarely have the same resources available to me that I do at work.

      a) If you're installing SP3 every time (as you should be), why are you doing it separately? You should be slipstreaming the SP3 installation into the original installation media, so no separate installation is required, it's integrated as part of the main install. This will save a significant amount of time (by your estimation, an hour), and many would argue, is cleaner as well. It'll probably even save space, as old files from the RTM/SP1/SP2 installation won't be backed up.

      Slipstreaming is great, but not always practical. I don't typically carry around my CD library with me on vacation, so I wouldn't have access to my own slipstreamed disc. So then I'd be looking at trying to slipstream whatever installation media my folks were able to come up with. That means I'd need a CD burner, and if their computer is already toast I'm going to have to come up with a second machine. And no, I don't always have my laptop with me. Seems to me that it might very well take more time to make a slipstream disc from their installation media than just install SP3 separately.

      b) Assuming these are just everyday desktop boxes, most of the hardware should be found on Windows Update in the hardware section, this isn't a guarantee, but I've had great success with it. It of course won't be the latest available much of the time, but it will likely have been tested by Microsoft and certified, so stability is likely very high. What isn't found, manually install.

      It really depends on the box. Windows Update does indeed pick up a lot of drivers, but that only helps if you can run Windows Update. Frequently I'm left without a working NIC after a clean install. This leaves me digging for driver discs or trying to download the appropriate driver from the manufacturer's website. Depending on what brand the computer is this can be quick and easy or relatively painful.

      c) When copying the saved data back, the permission specific metadata will usually (I add the qualifier for specific cases that no doubt exist) automatically change to match the logged on user doing the copying. If they don't, change them? You say you should be able to change the UID, by UID, I assume you mean either the owner or the permissions. You can change the owner and permissions of all files and folders in a directory recursively through the permissions GUI in Explorer, or do it by the command line: takeown.exe for fiddling with ownership, cacls.exe for ACL's (icacls.exe is preferred in Vista). You have _BOTH_ a GUI and CLI frontend to make the changes you desire, so what's the problem?

      Typically, yes, it's relatively easy to re-set ownership and permissions. Normally I use ROBOCOPY /COPY:DT for the backup, which strips off ownership and security, which makes it very easy to set it to whatever I want on the restore.

      Caught off-guard on vacation without a second machine... Just trying to pull data off a slaved HDD after a fresh reload... Well, complications can arise.

      Finally, some of your estimations seem a little "padded", I've done a ridiculous amount of XP installations, and THREE HOURS?! What are you installing it on? You'd be hard pushed to find 2001 era hardware from the original XP release that took anywhere near that long. In my experience, 1.5hrs is usually the upper bound, with 30minutes the lower bound.

      Of course the estimations are padded, hasn't Star Trek taught you anything? You always pad your estimations!

      However... Depending on the size of the drive you're reloading, and whether you're doing a full format or not, it can take a while. And if it's a weird enough machine you might have to go looking for AHCI/RAID drivers just to get the install running.

      Bluntly, t

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    5. Re:Lack of competence by Toll_Free · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The incompetent is the fuck that goes places knowing his family / friends will be asking him for help, and he leaves all his DVDs / CDs at home. Or the dildo that refers to his CD binder as an "IT KIT". You meant your CD binder, right? I mean, most of us don't need an entire laptop, DVDs, drive that plugs into USB, etc. to install windows. Maybe that's your problem, you're an incompetent Windows Administrator.

      Incompetence at it's finest. I'd place you in the "RTFM, n00b" compartment of IRC as well.

      --Toll_Free

    6. Re:Lack of competence by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reinstalls are against my religion. And I find it actually takes LESS time to beat Windows into submission and get rid of the problems (which are typically rather trivial, even if beyond average users' ken), than to reinstall it AND deal with all the subsequent "What happened to my [whatever]?" calls from the client, when stuff doesn't wind up back exactly how they're used to (and it never does, no matter how careful you are).

      Besides, it saves me the bother of backing up and restoring all their data (and sometimes just LOCATING all their data!) -- since I regard preserving client data as my first responsibility during a repair or upgrade (but doing regular backups as the client's job, which in its simplest form I teach them to do as a regular CD burn of their My Documents directory).

      As to the nominal topic, I'm the hardware guru and primary Q&A dude at the local PC user grope, which is presently almost entirely seniors. The most critical thing is KEEP IT SIMPLE. No more than ONE way to do anything (options confuse non-techies).

      And be aware that non-techies WILL forget how to do anything that they don't do on a DAILY basis -- so try to make "occasional use" functions as self-documenting and self-evident as possible, using language they don't have to translate into tech-ese. That can be as simple as naming a document subdirectory "Already Backed Up" instead of "Archived".

      Others above have made good points about a simple, reliable AV and firewall, and better yet a router, and safer choices of software (Mozilla family for browser, etc.) Once they've gotten wise to the usual internet scams, and have been taught that when in doubt, use the keyboard rather than the mouse, most people are pretty safe.

      And do make sure everything is set to THEIR eyes, not yours. That will get rid of a lot of the confusion and "oops clicks" right there.

      You'd be amazed at the level of tech-savvy older folks can reach, if only you give them an easy start that they can learn without stress.

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  81. PCLOS. by upyouns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am a senior citizen and have configure several PC's for my fellow seniors. The thing to do is have a fellow senior experienced with PC's configure it for them. I configure PCLOS or UBUNTU for them. Then explain how to use it. Usually that involves setting up email, setting up Kopete or pidgen, OpenOffice and firefox. The I show them how to contact me with Kopete. Most seniors are more comfortable with other seniors.

  82. Just give up by gelfling · · Score: 1

    My wife, who's an attorney, for more than a decade kept every memo she ever wrote in a SINGLE word processing doc. It ran to thousands of pages. She was afraid of creating documents.

    1. Re:Just give up by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a lot of them end up politicians.

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  83. It is called "old people" by kikito · · Score: 1

    "Senior Citizen" is just a soft eufemism [minute 5:00]

    1. Re:It is called "old people" by fnj · · Score: 1

      Yep. As an old guy, I can assure GP that old guys are seldom pompous, and almost always disdain the euphemisms.

  84. Seriously Ubuntu by Casandro · · Score: 1

    I also seriously recommend Ubuntu. It's got all software you need and installing new software is simple. If they have a problem, you can either log in remotely, or dictate commands over the phone.

    Plus you can easily make the icons larger. The people won't be bothered as much with useless questions like "Machine 123.232.124.122 has repeatedly tried to access port 2343 UDP service svrhost.dll [Yes, No, Abort, All, Apfelstrudel]".

    If you want to give them a machine that "just works", get some flavour of Ubuntu. If they are still mentaly able to use a computer (my father unfortunately isn't anymore) they will find a computer they can use.

  85. hrmmm not possible, already tried it.. by perigee369 · · Score: 1

    ended up giving her a mac mini.... so if you want to configure Windows for a senior - my suggestion is to turn the PC into a hackintosh osx. Just my $0.02

  86. It's too late... by mrhide · · Score: 0

    setting a pc and supporting an 80 year old aunt was one of the most frustrating thing I've ever done in IT.... I actually had to tell her to put the pc in a garbage bag and bring it outside cause she would NEVER GET IT... and proceeded to smash things to feel better. It really was something. Never felt like that before or since. She really drove me mad! :(

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  87. Program Manager by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    The start menu is too cluttered on most machines to be useful any longer. That's why everything puts an icon in the tray, the quick launch bar, and the desktop too. Of course, now those are overrun with things like "Adobe Reader" and "Java Web Start" which nobody runs.

    I recommend finding some kind of program manager tool that just shows the 5 icons they need, and forego the start menu until they are more advanced.

  88. least privilege by cyberbian · · Score: 1

    Having spent days (weeks, months, years?) configuring Windows XP over the years I tend to follow a pattern that works for me, ymmv.
    Windows still installs broken (imco) in that the first user installed becomes an Administrator by default. With Windows, we all know by now that running as Administrator is asking for it (some have likened it to pulling ones pants down and bending over the chair.) So it's important to remove Administrator group privileges from the primary user, having them run as Users only. This prevents a host of malware and other malfeasants from gaining illegitimate access to the computer.
    Install a good anti-virus software, my personal favourite is Symantec Corporate for it's ease of configuration and automation for updates. I set the software to live update daily, perform a startup scan of files loading into memory at boot time, and a weekly full scan of everything on the hdd.
    Ensure that you're running Windows Update to the last iteration and get all of the updates installed correctly. Turn on automatic updates, and set it to install automatically.
    Run MBSA... follow the directions provided.
    Install Firefox, and the NoScript add-on. Make it the default browser in all profiles by logging on and making that choice. Ensure NoScript is up and running correctly.
    The base system has excellent accessibility tools, ensure the user is familiar with them, and perhaps ensure that accessibility shortcuts are available from the desktop if necessary.
    Teach... (who says old dogs can't learn new tricks?)
    Wash, rinse, repeat.

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  89. Ubuntu and XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree Ubuntu would be the best choice, my mother has a wireless HP MF and an iPaq. I don't believe full support for those devices is available in Ubuntu. My solution was to install Avast antivirus and ZoneAlarm on her system along with logmein.com's add-in so I could remote in when needed. I kept her XP installation to a minimum and so far no problems.

  90. I have specialized in this for 10 years by Geezer+Al · · Score: 1

    My consulting practice, Geezer Computer Education and Consulting has worked with seniors for over 10 years. I am the Senior Geezer who came from the world of Information Systems. (1) Remove all bloatware (2) Install Norton Security Suite 2009 that offers a lot of protection very quietly (senior men watch a lot of porno) (3) Low resolution on a large monitor - most like it at 800 x 600, but on very large monitors that can be higher (4) Install Cloudmark or other strong spam tools (5) Insttall Netcraft or other strong phishing tools (6) Set them up with gotomypc and monitor their updates for them. Many seniors pay no attention to the system tray. (7) Set them up with Roboform Pro and sync their passwords to a USB drive (8) Automatically Sync favorites and pictures to USB drive (9) Spend many days showing and explaining to them what a Window is, what a dialog box is, what a pull down is. There are many studies showing that Seniors have reduced 3D vision and have trouble distinguishing between the dialog box and the background window. (10) Get rid of any programs not currently used. They can always be installed later. (11) Teach them, using gotomypc, the difference between downloading and installing (12) Teach them the most common terms they will need to explain the problem (monitor, computer, mouse, keyboard, router, modem, etc.) Do not assume understanding until they can explain it back to you. I cannot emphasize enough the value of good remote control. Also, though Ubunto may be fine, they will not be able to get assistance as readily as if they have Windows. My seniors have actually loved Vista, though they were initially very skeptical about moving from XP. Good luck, the seniors you serve well will definitely appreciate you. Albert

  91. RedHat then Ubuntu by Bovineck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh God I used to dread my "holidays" down at my parents place, fixing up all the problems with Windows (starting at 3.11 and ending at 2000). Then I installed RedHat with a "Redmond" theme and...no phone calls, no teeth gnashing, no drama, no tears...heaven! Since then, only a few minor niggles when the ISP changes. And an change a few years later to Ubuntu when RedHat went all Gates on me. Oh, and one major niggle when a local IT "guru" reformatted the drive for my mum and reinstalled windows because "you can only access the internet with windows".

    He has since been run over by a truck. How is that for karma?

    P.S. I do not have a truck licence.

    1. Re:RedHat then Ubuntu by Bovineck · · Score: 1

      Hey! That sounds exactly like what happened to me. How weird is that.

  92. Is that the name of the next version of OSX? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Doesn't seem very sexy.

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  93. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by richlv · · Score: 1

    game saves would probably be written to /home (mounted rw).
    while log and pidfiles might cuse some problems, /var could also be mounted rw, or trick that are used by livecds applied (limited logging to ramdisk, disabling logging etc). making /var rw would be easier, of course :)

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  94. Don't use Windows by Heishiro · · Score: 1

    Don't use Windows. Use Fedora, or any other Linux distribution. In Windows you will have to install an antivirus, deal with spyware and malware problems, and unless you block almost everything in Windows, you will have problems anyway. If he's going to use his computer for browsing and email, Linux is MORE than enough.

  95. Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same problems for years, I did the linux desktop stuff for them, but still they had problems.

    Finally I fixed everything for good, and everyone is happy, they all use Mac's now.

  96. Easy PC by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

    I'd like to amend to my earlier statement. Since you already own the hardware, just download a copy of Ubuntu or plain vanilla Debian and install that. Get all the updates and relax. But if you plan on getting a new machine, an iMac is the way to go. http://www.ubuntu.com/ http://www.debian.org/

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  97. Already did it... by eaddict · · Score: 1

    asked what he wanted to be able to do and gave it to him in a Ubuntu system. OpenOffice, GIMP, and more make it easy. In fact, yesterday was the first 'support' call after a year. Seems he 'accidently' went to a questionable site and the system was trying to install something. Crashing the system then NOT restoring FireFox session worked like a charm. Oh, I did have to go out and show him where to plug in the printer. That worked right off the bat too. Best part was nearly 3 months after giving the system to him one of his students (he teaches music from his home) got on his PC and said 'Hey, this isn't windows!'. Har!

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  98. wasting money by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    You're going to waste the money of the elderly on windows licenses? Shame on you.

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    -- Programming with boost is like building a house with lego. It's a cool but I wouldn't want to live in it
  99. SteadyState by calgar99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Try installing Windows SteadyState. A reboot will fix the PC every time. :)

    1. Re:SteadyState by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but not available to download for those of us not using WinXP/Vista as our internet machines (hell if I know how you "validate" some other species of Windows, let alone linux or MacOS).

      For which I give M$ a large raspberry, for discouraging techs who use some other OS from helping M$ customers who DO use current Windows. How is that good marketing?!!

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  100. Forget Windows for Senior Citizens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After using a Mac for the past year, I can't honestly see how anyone would wish Windows upon a family member or novice.

    I started writing code for Windows 3.0 and continued to do so until just a few years ago - but the current state of the product is just so unpredictable that it just doesn't make sense anymore. The whole re-install every 6-12 months is a no started and the spy/bloat ware just kills performance so quickly. Vista is just a mess - I think MS had good intentions but got lost in the design. I've used Linux for the past 14 years but still don't feel that it has matured to the same level as OS X.

  101. I gave them SuSE by Hasai · · Score: 1

    Both DOD (Dear Old Dad) and my wife wanted their own computers. Neither has the foggiest idea as to how they work. When I asked them what they were going to use them for (always important), the answer was the same: surfing, email, and maybe the occasional document.

    So, I gave them a pair of older machines, both with SuSE loaded and the Gnome desktop set. Result: I haven't received a trouble call from DOD in years, and my wife won't even let me TOUCH hers ("Because it works!").

    'Nuff said.

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    Regards;

    Hasai

  102. RDP and Reverse VNC by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Whatever you do - Windows or Linux - set up RDP and/or Reverse VNC:
    http://www.vncscan.com/vs/oneclickVNC.htm
    http://www.uvnc.com/addons/singleclick.html

    You will need a Hell Desk service and it will save you lots of petrol.

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  103. Disable the Windows Key by chelsel · · Score: 1

    A big source of headaches for me, when setting up the computer for a similar situation, is the Windows key. Disable it here: http://www.helpwithwindows.com/WindowsXP/tune-151.html

  104. Yes, I think that is called... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    a bus :D

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  105. Probably cant teach an old dog new tricks.. by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

    from someone who has taken 10000,'s of tech support calls - it cant be done. (people do win lotto) No matter what you write down, no matter what you install. I mean no insult. People from all walks of life call tech support. Doctors and lawyers to unemployed stoners. It doesn't mean they are stupid...but I do think there is some truth to "you cant teach an old dog new tricks". Especially when your talking about technology.

  106. Windows is a joke. Any internet use is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just install mint or ubuntu or any other good Gnu/Linux distro .
    Even if you install all the necessary protection programs in Windows the antivirus subscription will be too much to pay at some point, for a retiree.
    To hell with microsoft.

  107. Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? by jrocky · · Score: 1

    Volunteer at a adult learning center twice a week. There are eight others who assist older adults with computer learning at no cost to them. Once a month one of the mentors gives a presentation on common computer use. Seems email and computer security are most often requested subjects, so those are given often. At the open sessions the mentors stress the importance of using a virus program and a firewall. Have attempted to offer a presentation on Ubuntu but none of the other mentors were interested. The learning center is funded in part by the local school district and the center uses the school server for connection to the internet. If the person brings in a laptop we attempt to make the computer more user friendly for them with icons as some have suggested for email and internet.

  108. Try before you buy by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

    If they have an old Windows box that keeps breaking and you want to get them onto something easier and more secure why not try Linux first? It's free. Download and burn the CD / DVD and try it. Many have live CDs so they can play with a few to see if Gnome / KDE / XFCE etc appeals more to them. When one is picked from the list, install it. Leave it a while.

    If they are having problems, THEN spend the inflated price on a designer Mac. If they find it works fine, they have a free solution which is not locked into the vendor revenue stream. Would you get the same refund option is you bought a shiny new Windows or Mac PC?

  109. Take the user out of the sudo list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And change the root password. It's the only change from default I'd perform on a "senior citizen" pc.

  110. Buy A Mac !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an MCSE, my recommendation would to buy them a mac, they are bullet proof in comparison to a PC. My illerterate roomate finds it a joy to use and I find I don't have to spend all my spare time keeping his PC in order

  111. The problem isn't Windows... by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

    ...so much as all the garbage that gets installed by default when a machine leaves the shop (antivirus and ISP trials, and so on). Three of the last four "friends and family" housecalls I've done have been due to things like antivirus trials expiring (the other for what it's worth was "DVD writing is a bit crap in Windows XP" which was something that I couldn't do much about*).

    Make sensible choices for web and email, ensure that plugins are properly installed for any media that they're going to use, make sure the text on the screen is BIG, and make sure that they know how to get a copy of anything that they want OFF the computer (not in case they press the wrong button, but because "pictures aren't pictures until they're printed out").

    It's worth mentioning that the dodgier corners of the web do exist (if only because it tends not to be documented in mainstream "how-to" books, and they're going to find out sooner or later when they use an "innocent" search term that actually means something quite different now).

    With the three or four genuinely "senior" PCs that I've set up over the years non-Windows has never been an option, either because there's always some Windows application or other that is "needed", or because all of their other friends and family use it and they're part of the support group too. If they were really just using email, office-type documents and a web browser, then some sort of "kiosk-mode" would be an option, but a suitable candidate hasn't appeared yet.

    * this would have been a genuine "I'd use another OS to do that if I were you" opportunity, if it hadn't been for the "other needed software" on the machine as well.

    1. Re:The problem isn't Windows... by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why CD / DVD writing is so bad under Windows straight out of the box? Do the words "intellectual property" give any clues? The last thing they want to do is make it easy to shove music / movies / programs etc onto a DVD after they spent ages crippling the OS with DRM.

      From what I remember, ripping music in Windows Media Player not only defaults to their own .wma format, it also rips it with the "copy protection" flag enabled. You have to (know about, then know how to) change the options if you want "normal" rips.

      Like everything else in Windows, a third party program will always give you a better solution than the native Windows one.

    2. Re:The problem isn't Windows... by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      (in XP) CD writing is actually fine; it's DVDs that are the problem. Whilst it could be an "anti copying" mechanism I suspect it was just that they didn't get it finished in time, or it was an "anti compete" issue the same as MS not releasing AV software for Windows XP at its launch was.

      From what I remember, ripping music in Windows Media Player not only defaults to their own .wma format, it also rips it with the "copy protection" flag enabled.

      It's been a long time since I've used Windows Media Player (there are better alternatives even on Windows), but that sounds familiar. The trouble is, the likes of Apple and Real can be just as bad - they've got incentives to keep you on their formats too.

      Like everything else in Windows, a third party program will always give you a better solution than the native Windows one.

      Agreed - and if you set up media applications up front properly they won't keep fighting with each other. Just don't click "yes" on any "odd messages"!

  112. Not a plug.... by XB-70 · · Score: 1
    This is not meant to get into the Windows-Linux war.

    Install Ubuntu, configure the network connection. Get a good laser printer and hook it up. Do the same with a large monitor. Set up the email etc. etc.

    Set up an automatic backup procedure for the home directory.

    Watch the person as they work on the machine. Let them tell you what fonts and screen sizes are best for them. Have them show you the major tasks that they do with it. Put all those major apps on the task bar. Add a shortcut to their files. Configure their default web page(s) to what they'd like. Taylor the computer to them and not the other way around. Make sure that all the equipment is reliable and that the configuration is stable.

    I did this for a number of people including my father who used his computer for seven years without a crash or a virus. The key is that they feel that THEY are directing the configuration. Given them ownership of the process is the key.

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  113. Don't do it!!!!! by 2gravey · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it's best to keep old people off the net. They'll just end up giving your inheritance to some Nigerian barrister.

    1. Re:Don't do it!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now listen here, sonny ...

  114. Your problem is by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    Trying to teach a 80 year old new anything.

    Just be nice and do it for them.

  115. Educate them and Use Paper by shock1970 · · Score: 1

    Regardless of what platform you use, here are two things that you absolutely must do. This is coming from experience with getting my grandmother to use the internet.

    1) Write stuff down on paper! Give them step by step instructions on how to open their email client, read an email, print, reply and forward. Especially if they are old! I've found that older people are really good at following directions, but not so great on remembering them. Showing them how to do something once will not stick in long term memory. Be specific in your instructions... Rather than "go to the print dialog" you have to tell them "go to the file menu, then click 'print...'. If you can get all of your instructions on just one or two peices of paper, then laminate them and tape them somewhere where they are highly visible so they don't get lost.

    2) Educate them about the do's and dont's of using the internet. Most problems such as spyware and viruses would be handled by using a non-Windows OS as a lot of posters have specified above. But they still need to be aware of things that most of us would consider common sense. Teach them about not replying to emails from people they don't know, and about phishing scams. Let them know that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Show them some examples from your own junk mail folder. Teach them the difference between a web site's content and the ads that the site displays (trust me, they won't know the difference in a lot of cases), and how to look at the URL of a link to help them. Also show them how to use bookmarks and maybe even set up a few for the sites they will be using most often so they don't get suckered by a name-mangling site like hotmial.com.

    When I set up my grandmother's computer some years ago, #1 really helped out. But I didn't focus so much on #2, and it literally cost me hours of follow up visits.

  116. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by BorgDrone · · Score: 1

    Another option would be to use UnionFS, have a small write partition for the data and union it with the normal read-only filesystem. If anything breaks just clean out the writable partion and you have a clean system again.

  117. pop caps lock off by delorean · · Score: 1

    - seriously, remove the CAPS lock key

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    1. Re:pop caps lock off by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

      No! Re-map it to CTRL which is what it should be. At 66 I'm junior senior, and that mis-placement of the control key on the PC keyboard almost drove me insane.

      And yes, my main current complaint about computers is that the text size is always too small, and fixing it always breaks the aesthetics of the window and desktop. Is it not possible for the box to be sized around the text? KUbuntu is as bad as all the rest in this regard.

      Yes /. you are just as bad as all the others. Please oh please fix that.

  118. HOWTO: Configure a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Place PC under wobbly table-leg.
    2. Job done!

  119. A few simple tips by Zerbey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've set up a number of PCs for family members of the years. I'll talk about the XP/Vista/2000 side of the house, I've done Linux before but about 100 people already posted ahead of me :)

    Some hints:

    1. Install the OS on one drive, or partition and then the very first thing you want to do is point the users's profile (My Documents, etc.) at another partition or drive. We'll get to that later.

    2. The "blob" theory. I've learned in over a decade of working support that the average users has blobs. They have an "e-mail blob" a "web blob", a "get my iPod synched" blob. They don't care what the blob is called, they just know it does some mystical thing that lets them get to want they want. So make sure those blobs are in an easy to find place :)

    3. Replace IE with Firefox/Opera/Chrome/Your choice. 99% malware is dealt with this way. Install AdBlock Plus or equivelent. replace Firefox's icon with the IE icon if your user is particularly stupid. Remove all shortcuts to IE.

    4. Set up automatic updates for the Windows crap and the anti-virus. Set it to go off at some point when you know they'll be using it. Most people turn their PCs off so having automatic updates happen in the middle of the night is a waste of time. Spend several patient minutes teaching them to pay attention to that little yellow shield and obey it when it appears. :)

    5. Install TightVNC, or DameWare, or subscribe to Webex, or some other way that you can remotely control it with. Install a blob on the desktop that'll tell them their IP. Punch a hole in the firewall to allow access. Webex has saved my parent's PC (they live 4,000 miles away) on dozens of occasions.

    6. Don't let them install ANYTHING without contacting you first. Preferably have them call you and let you do it. It's amazing how much crap users put on their PCs on a whim.

    7. Now you done that, Ghost the system partition. They're going to have it broken in a month or two and you're going to want to quickly reinstall it. That's why we put their profile on a separate drive or partition.

    1. Re:A few simple tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up, he actually answered the question, instead of being a Linux fanboy

    2. Re:A few simple tips by superswede · · Score: 1

      "Install a blob on the desktop that'll tell them their IP." Even better: setup a dyndns.com account, give their computer a dyn alias name, and have the DynDNS client run on their computer to update their IP with dyndns.com. This way you can access their computer by a fixed domain name instead of a dynamic IP.

    3. Re:A few simple tips by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      Nice, I'll add that to my list. :)

  120. Oh, for... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Just paste a picture of Matlock to an old Etch-A-Sketch and tell them it's a laptop.

    Seriously, give them the intertoobs, and within a week all their money will heading to Nigeria to purchase viAG-rRa.

    1. Re:Oh, for... by srobert · · Score: 1

      No mod points today. But you made me laugh.

  121. Go Ash! by darkvizier · · Score: 4, Informative

    So what you're saying is you're like Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. Seems like a lot of work to protect a few people, but it is entertaining. :-]

    From what you've written, I'm assuming you're a Windows admin professionally. The solution you've found fits well in that light. But for the people out there that aren't Windows admins, there are much easier ways to get to a satisfactory result.

    Have you tried Kubuntu? Most of the functionality you mentioned would already be installed and configured correctly, and the package manager makes installing new apps and updating old ones a breeze. You've also got a lot more flexibility for writing custom backup scripts and such.

    1. Re:Go Ash! by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. I was a WAN admin for the Army.
      But, before that I did AS/400, OS/2, and NT4. And before that Solaris, XENIX, HP-UX, NeXT; before that some really esoteric shit.
      And, while I'm typing this on a Win2k server, the computer sitting next to me is running Etch; I've got MythTV running on my PVR, while my kids systems run dual boot WinXP pro/Fedora.
      I'm not as "fluent" with Linux as I am with Windows, but it wasn't really an option for my parents due to the environment; Juno dial-up email, and I didn't like the driver available 3 years ago for their all-in-one.
      The process I used is no where near as complicated as everyone is making it out to be, and the end result is a error and virus free system that 2 older people have absolutely no problems using, and will be able to continue using as long as the hardware holds out.
      BTW, I turned off windows update because Microsoft is apparently actively trying to break the remaining Win2k systems on the internet; several of the patches and "updates" for win2k over the last 4 years have done more harm than good for stability and security. With TPF and TCP/IP filtering it's not really an issue.
      (I apologize if this is a dupe; my internet sucks today)

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  122. Remote Administration by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 0

    If you set yourself up as an Administrator, you could lock down a lot of the settings that could mess up the computer, such as blocking access to Control Panel.

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  123. UltraVNC by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 0

    I would strongly suggest installing UltraVNC (http://www.uvnc.com/). My wife and I just recently built a computer for her grandfather (81 and just got his first PC), WITH WindowsXP, because others in his assisted living complex can help, as well as my wife's parents. I've got his router configured to let me connect via https. Naturally, I've created a very secure password. But now, if he has a problem or doesn't know where to click he can call anyone and we can easily connect to help him... and not only to "fix" the problem, but also to SHOW him what he needs to do, or show him HOW to do something. It's a BIG HELP. But be prepared to receive calls... they WILL come :-). btw: Is it neccesary to drop in an ubuntu plug in EVERY windows topic? Perhaps it would simply be nice to use Windows because everyone else he/she knows would be able to help?

  124. Some tips from a pro by fieldstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I feel like I should speak to this as extensively as I can, since I'm self-employed as a tech support guy, and around 95 percent of my 250+ clients are seniors.

    The suggestion about using Ubuntu is a good one, but Ubuntu may not be going far enough in the direction of ease-of-use. I'm surprised more people don't seem to be aware of Linux Mint, which removes the hassle of installing video codecs and browser plugins, so the setup process for a basic user is two steps - 1. Install the OS, and 2. Install Acrobat Reader and the browser plugin for it. This takes around half an hour, and then you're done, and Mint 6 is based on Ubuntu Intrepid anyway, but the menu is a bit slicker (imho), and the artwork more polished.

    Putting icons on the desktop for the browser and the email program, and also the word processor, is essential, of course. Ubuntu or Mint is a great Windows replacement for nearly any beginning or advanced user - it's normally only intermediate users who want to install lots of random crap from the internet who might get upset when they can't under Wine. In my experience, most seniors fall into the "basic user" category anyway, so they won't really notice a difference between Windows and Ubuntu unless they're already dependent on AOL 9.

    With seniors, the most important thing is to be not just patient but reassuring. Many seniors have a mental block against technology, but if you patiently reassure them that yes, they really can figure it out if they just read everything on the screen and use logic, eventually they'll believe you and try. This can be time consuming at first, but in the long run it will save you a great deal of time as they start to become self-sufficient. It's a natural human tendency in most people to bug someone else if you think you can get away with it, rather than trying to fix your problems yourself - training that out of a person can be tricky, but is ultimately very beneficial for both you and your time.

  125. Re:Get a senior citizen a big phone, not a compute by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

    That's you out of the will, then!

    That's a serious case of arrogance that you've got right there. Do you know what all "senior citizens" want? Perhaps you've asked them all? Shouldn't they make their own decisions?

  126. it's great to see the trolls are out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if this was a discussion about how to set up a linux box for an elderly user and people shouted to buy them a mac every one of those comments would be modded down as troll.

    gotta love slashdont stupidity.

  127. Senior Specific Software by fering · · Score: 1

    There's always the option of using something like SoftShell which is specifically designed for use by seniors.

    http://mysoftshell.com/r/indiv/info.php

  128. Why OS X by janopdm · · Score: 1
    Why pay more for OS X?
    • Unix security: they won't break the system from their account.
    • Share screen: a built-in VNC will let you admin his computer.
    • Built-in camera: senior citizens will appreciate a video chat with their sons.
    • iPhoto: No other program comes close in simplicity and usability. Specially that cheap windows software included with each camera.
    • No need for antivirus: one real virus in the last 10 years speak for itself.
    • When you explain how an iPhone works, people smile with pleasure because the mechanics of dragging with your fingers just make sense on their heads. The same will happen with OS X (except when you drag a CD to the trashcan :P that one is counter intuitive).

    In general, an out of the box mac is ready to work for stupid users because it aims for simplicity. In comparison Windows software has complex interfaces in the hope that users will do more after they finish learning how the UI works, or simply because their creators don't know better. See Every time you provide an option, you're asking the user to make a decision.

    1. Re:Why OS X by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      The same will happen with OS X (except when you drag a CD to the trashcan :P that one is counter intuitive).

      When you click and drag a removable disc on OS X, the trash can in the dock turns into an eject symbol. But most people just hit the Eject key on the keyboard these days.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Why OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking from experience, if you ask a senior citizen (aka computer illiterate person) to drag the CD to the trashcan, he expects it to be destroyed. It takes long for them to understand the modal nature of the trashcan.

  129. iMac or mac mini has worked perfectly for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old iMac for a few hundred on ebay (or new mac mini).

    Load 10.4 or 10.5.

    Create a limited user account... complete with simple finder and permission to use a handful of apps.

    Create gmail account and configure Mail for the gmail account.

    Install FireFox with adblock. Configure google homepage. .....

    The only time my parents have had a problem was when my dad asked me how to "defrag" the computer. I told him it does it automatically... and just leave the thing on. I repair permissions every once in a while when I stop by...

    but it's great to have a system that's easy for them to use, impossible for them to break, and they can plug in any camera or printer and not need my help.. or have to load bloatware in order to use stuff.

  130. Yeah, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about you have granny not use a computer.

    It took some of us years and thousands of dollars to get where we are today, so that we can configure this stuff for a senior citizen?

    No, try again

  131. Get an iMac or some computer with OSX. by a1choice · · Score: 1

    My mother had a Compaq desktop with Windows XP for a couple years before it died. During that time I usually got calls every other week with issues, worries about viruses, locking up, confusing with the interface, and on and on. Finally after the desktop died completely I convinced her to get a very basic iMac. It came with a printer, and she could be happier. The setup was minutes, and I showed her a few basics on how to navigate. Since then she has never called me for issues especially worries about viruses. It has been well over two years now and close to three without a problem. I would wholeheartedly recommend a Mac to any senior.

    1. Re:Get an iMac or some computer with OSX. by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      I would wholeheartedly recommend a Mac to any senior.

      Agreed, but I say a Mac because using one is a more rewarding experience and the presentation is done in a very simple way. I think I read somewhere that the life expectancy for a Windows user is like 10 years less than a Mac/Linux user:-P

  132. Answering the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll answer his question, since he didn't ask about installing Ubunghole.

    Windows has a great many features which would help for this. I'll assume Windows XP or higher. You can use the Accessibility Options to enable a lot of good features for people with difficulty seeing, among other things-
    http://www.microsoft.com/enable/products/windowsxp/default.aspx

    Adjusting the Fonts, Icon size, and the use of the Magnifyer will generally be most useful. The others may be a big help, depending on the situation.

    My mother doesn't have bad eyesight, but she does poke around and try installing stuff she shouldn't. For that situation, you need to simply have it autologon into a restricted account. There isn't much damage she can do without being an administrator.

    And if you want a "set and forget" web browsing machine, I always recommend virus/spyware/firewall protection. I'm liking Avast antivirus, the free version has any features you would want, and auto-updates. For spyware, you want to protect the machine from getting infected in the first place, so use SpywareBlaster. It's free if you want to manual update, but I recommend paying the $10/year to enable the autoupdate features- SpywareBlaster is great software, and supporting them with the nominal fee is a win for everyone. Spybot S&D likewise has an immunize feature, but no autoupdate, but it also has a very good spyware scanner (but if you are using SpywareBlaster, it shouldn't catch anything anyway).

    Finally, you can go with Windows Firewall, but I recommend using ZoneAlarm. They also have a free edition, and it's all just about anyone would need.

    Windows is easy and secure if you know what you are doing. Sadly... most people here don't, which is why they have problems.

  133. If you build it properly, they will come... by SrWebDeveloper · · Score: 1

    That's easy.

    Step 1: Cut out the back of a 24 inch square cardboard box
    Step 2: Inside arrange a rotary dial phone, a number two pencil with lots of lined paper, a credit card, envelopes and a few first class stamps and an address book. Behind that place a large photograph of any Florida beach in the summertime.

    Optional: Put a smaller cardboard box next to the larger box with some string attached between the two. Tell grandpa or grandma it's "your fiber broadband connection for optimizing your upstream and downstream file downloading capabilities. It's fully automatic."

    They will look at you oddly and say, "Umm, yes, thank you, child." And you never have to worry about it, or them, ever again.

  134. The answer is simple... by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    Teach him or her to install the OS itself. I struggled for years with my father trying to walk him through the silliest processes (such as RIGHT CLICK), and would spend countless hours on the phone after ever upgrade dealing with questions. That doesn't include the system crashes, glitches, and failures (don't even start me with wireless ;)

    The various necessary reinstall after some failure or whatnot finally prompted me to show him how to wipe it and reinstall the OS itself. I made sure the CD build had all of the necessary drivers on it (XP by the way). Saves me from slaving over a PC for a few days when I go to visit.

    A couple of other points I would stress...

    Make sure he or she has the system software, and that you show him how to install it. Write him a basic how to doc with simple steps. Nothing elaborate. Just "Click Next" type stuff.

    If possible, put remote control software on it with a strong password. It will save you many many hours of grief.

    Last but not least, have endless patience for repeated questions like "Did you say right click? Is that with the right mouse button", "Where is My Computer?", "Which one is the DVD Drive?", and my personal favorite, "Which one is the computer and which one is the monitor?"

    As to which OS you should use, I think they can learn any of them. You could always give them a multi-boot and let them decide, and then remove the loser at your next trip.

    Good Luck ;)

    1. Re:The answer is simple... by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Oh, almost forgot. Put him on WebMail!! Google, Yahoo, AIM, Hotmail, whatever your poison.

      It will work across multiple partitions, system crashes, reinstalls, and any other unnatural disasters. My parents seem to take an extrememe liking to e-mail. They get very upset if they lose that 'elf bowling' game from 8 years ago in their inbox.

      I use the basic firewall for protection, and decent free virus scanner to catch any boneheaded mistakes he may make in said e-mail. I don't think I have a problem with my dad browsing to major porn sites, and a firewall that prompts is a big NONO. Keep it simple.

  135. check it out by JorgeFierro · · Score: 1

    What? You mean you haven't checked www.HowToBuildYourOlderParentAComputerNotLivingInTheSameHousehold.com ???? Gosh.

  136. How about speech recognition? by csman · · Score: 1

    Basic orders like 'open $PROGRAM', 'scan computer', 'check email' could enhance and increase user trust. I haven't tried that myself, but it might be the right direction to go.

  137. Here's how it is done. by alfredo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wipe the drive clean and install Slackware. Let them do their own configuration. No need to coddle them. They'll learn quicker that way.

    Never liked granny that much anyway.

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  138. I was right. I always am. by BenFenner · · Score: 1

    The response to this article proves what I've been saying all along.
    Linux is for noobs.
    It takes someone special to run Windows.

  139. Here's how's done by Wienaren · · Score: 1

    Simple: Not.

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  140. One word: Don't. by ItJustMakesMeCringe · · Score: 1

    Having been down this road many, many times in the past years, I have but one word: don't. If the person has never used a Windows machine, they'll be completely flummoxed before the end of their first attempts to send an email. And, while I can highly recommend Ubuntu as a reasonable and easily usable alternative, I find myself echoing more the person who sent their grandmother an iMac. That's the way to go, if you can afford it. If not, definitely go Ubuntu. Windows XP and/or Vista will simply drive a user crazy with all of the popups. And nothing is truly automatic on Windows. Imagine getting this message: "Windows needs to install critical updates on your system. Click here." And then they click. And it loads the Microsoft internets and all of the "Hey, we're going to pop up a square box and gray out everything you want to click on just to tell you you should try Microsoft Office". I'm a former IT worker and spend 8 hours a day in front of computers and I have difficulty navigating Vista without putting a fist through the monitor. Think of how the same experience will feel to someone who already feels ignorant. I'd predict this is what will happen, as it is what happened to an elderly friend of mine: The CD tray will get used as a coaster to keep the coffee cup out of the way of the old manual typewriter he's propped up in front of the monitor -- on which the "Aquarium" Screensaver is permanently set.

  141. Wat? by ArielMT · · Score: 1

    See flashy "Upgrade LTS to LTS - Dapper to Hardy".
    Visit Synaptic & (attempt) to set repositories to Hardy.

    What? After seeing the flashy message in Update Manager, you leave it for Synaptic??

    You're doing it wrong!

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  142. Ubuntu use != fanboyism by SharkPork · · Score: 1

    I set my parents up with an Ubuntu box a few years ago, three or four now, I can't remember. I'd had a windows box for them previously, but it was agonizing, with the amount of spyware/malware floating around, and stupid web-popups causing virus/trojan infections. So I thought to give Ubuntu a try. I got them a $200 box from wal-mart, threw an extra stick of RAM and a DVD drive in it, then installed whichever version of Ubuntu was current at the time. It works great for them, they can browse wherever they need to on the internet, check their emails and communicate with their brothers and sisters. No need for convoluted regular updates of antivirus programs. It 'just worked", was very inexpensive, and my parents actually enjoy the internet and the ability to find information about things they're interested in. Fast forward to the present, still on the same box, running Hardy Heron, still enjoying and using the machine without any problems. I call that good.

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    1. Re:Ubuntu use != fanboyism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the user already laid down the specs. i don't know how you guys who have chirped in about ubuntu and mac keep a job. the question isn't what is the best os for a senior to use. at that point you'd have a valid debate.

      and, btw, my senior parents have been using windows boxes, the first pcs they've ever touched, for some years with no need for a rebuild or virus removal. i call that better since they can also get tons of whatever software they want that doesn't run under linux.

    2. Re:Ubuntu use != fanboyism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't know how you guys who have chirped in about ubuntu and mac keep a job.

      From the grammar, it seems like it's mostly children posting - they probably haven't needed to hold down a job yet. They'll learn about the real world soon enough.

  143. Cable Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For added security for my parents, I installed a two way switch on their cable line. I labeled it "Internet ON" and "Internet OFF". Now they can leave it on all they like and it saves me trips to remove malware. Best security (foolproof and understandable to the general public) solution and cheap!

  144. I would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Install Firefox and teach the basics
    -Put icons for desired websites on the desktop or setup a homepage which can display relevant information(iGoogle: mail, RSS, shortcuts, news, weather...)
    -Install a quiet antivirus and a quiet firewall (NOD32, Komodo)
    -Install VNC for remote desktop assistance for troubleshooting.
    - Make a shortcut folder for storing all the permanent data in another partition, everithing that wants to be stored must go there.
    -Once the system is configured as desired, make a ghost image that can be easily restored inserting a CD.

  145. HDTV by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    The best monitor for seniors is, IMO, a 27" or 32" 720p HDTV set. It avoids changing Windows' default sizes, which I've seen cause problems with some programs. Connecting via VGA cable is acceptable, but using a HDMI-to-DVI cable with a video card that has a DVI output will give somewhat better output.

  146. senior-proof UBUNTU by noshellswill · · Score: 1

    Actually the modern UBUNTU desktop is damm-near bullet-proof for anyone. It auto_installs, auto_configures, auto_Webs and auto_updates. All-the-basics come with the std. package. Given generic semi-modern hardware kit, Ubuntu enables Joe_lusr to lap-da-graavy. Even some modest "upward mobility" tasks have a shallow learning-curve; this encourages and enables greater lusr proficiency and is no-small-part of modern Ubuntus usefulness. Sure let-the-ol'-farts try Ubuntu ... they prolly will love it!

  147. Use SteadyState... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    This way when they turn off the PC, it will simply revert to the same way you set it up, regardless of what stupidity they do.

    Here's a link:

    http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/sharedaccess/default.mspx

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  148. Don't use a password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or at least create a admin account with a password that you enter.

    This is a very recent lesson learned (yesterday).

    I just did this for my elderly neighbor and he was having difficulty entering the password twice the same during initial configuration.

    After several tries it accepted his entry. The only problem is that he fat-fingered twice the same way. Statistically unlikely... yes but he did it. I could not believe it. :(

    Now does any know if any good password cracking software? I need to go over and Christmas day and get his computer working again.

  149. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    On a sensible UNIX system, / is a small partition containing /bin, /lib, /sbin, and a few other things - just enough to boot in single user mode. It can be mounted read-only except during major updates.

    /tmp should be a fast, potentially-unsafe filesystem. It doesn't need journaling, for example, because nothing on it needs to be preserved between reboots.

    /usr/ contains all of the software that is not needed to boot single-user mode. This can often be mounted read-only, except during updates. Normal users should not be able to write here.

    /usr/local contains site-local stuff (i.e. stuff that isn't installed as standard). A lot of Linux distributions mangle this and say /usr/local is for stuff you install from source, and scatter everything from the package managers into /usr. /opt is a better choice for user-compiled stuff, but it's not really an issue that affects many users.

    /home, or /usr/home (or sometimes /Users), depending on your UNIX flavour, is where the users' home directories live (except root, which is in /root, since it's needed for single-user mode).

    In summary, / can be read-only, /usr and /usr/local can almost always be read only, but /var and /home need to be writeable. If you want a really safe system, but a skeleton /usr and /usr/local on / and do a union mount over the top. If you mess up an install, just remove the top layer and start again.

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  150. Another hardware suggestion by dgoldman · · Score: 1

    I used an old shuttle box (running XP) for my parent's machine. This way when things go south as they tend to do about once a year, they unplug the color-coded wires and bring me just the box. I even gave them a padded carry case for the flight.

    They live out of state and their connection prevents remote-desktop. This is the next best thing while still being cheaper than a laptop. They travel here several times a year anyway.

    Once in hand, I can clean up/defrag/check all updates/etc., and refresh the acronis image.

    Still, switching over to Linux is an option I am seriously considering.

  151. Don't make this Hard (it isn't) by leeosenton · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law always tries to press the F2 key after turning on her computer because it says to... What it really says is "Press F2 to run setup". When she is fast enough and gets into the system setup menu; she calls me and says her computer is broke (again). Problem solved when I upgraded her PC. I set the new mainboard to not display bootup messages and show a full screen splash image. My brother-in-law threatened to break her finger if she touched F2 again; that also helped but I don't have the heart for that approach. She has had XP for 5 years and it works great. Compatibility is more important to her than being leet and running linux; we use Ad-Aware, AVG, Thunderbird, and Firefox. I ensure she has the proper browser plugins and disable auto-update on the third party software so nothing changes when I am not there (I do let Windows and AVG get updates).

  152. Microsoft BOB by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    No, really..

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  153. MOD PARENT UP by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    It's about time they made 20" LCD's with a 1280x1024 resolution for people over the age of 40 who use it as a tool and not a hobby.

    This is some smart thinking. As much as I'd like to have a one of those 24" NEC monitors that's optimized for photographers (I used to be a photographer and am very critical about displays for photographs. Everything I can afford sucks.), my ideal would be a three-monitor setup: one for photos, one for dual-use gaming and productivity apps, and one as you describe just for getting my work done. I'd prefer they all be 24-inchers, though.

    There are lots of 19-inch monitors with 1280x1024 native resolution. Check pricewatch.com to find lots of really cheap refurbs. Newegg has plenty of new ones.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      There are lots of 19-inch monitors with 1280x1024 native resolution.

      This just *rankles*. Where *are* the friggin' commodity 300dpi displays, man?! Why aren't they *HERE*? :(

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm 39. Why in the world would I want 1280x1024 on a 20" screen when I turn 40 in 11 months?

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I'm happy your eyes are still good. Presbyopia hit me like a hammer a couple of years ago (I'm 48) and, to the extent possible, I need pretty much everything to be as big and readable as possible. I can no longer work with high resolutions unless the screens are gigantic or I'm willing to strain hard for short periods, as might be the case when I'm editing a photo.

      You will not see the need for a large monitor with lower resolution in 11 months. But someday you'll find yourself squinting at your display and you'll realize "Oh, so this is what those old farts were talking about. Now I understand."

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I still don't get it. Do they not make glasses that fix your visual deficiency? I mean, they make reading glasses, right? In any case, I'm worried, because I've been doing graphic design for 8-10 hours a day since 1989. So far so good...not even any astigmatism or near/far sightedness. Perhaps using a computer for so long is like lifting weights for your eyes?

    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's not about glasses and good eye sight even, it's about relaxing when using a computer and being able to read things easily, not just properly or ok but easily.

      I have a 15.4" laptop and I'm a geek / nerd / dork but ultimately for my laptop which is primarily a browsing and chat tool, I use a 1280x800 screen, not the 1680x1050 available in this size, nor a 1680x1050 (and I've tried both)

      I just want to relax while using my laptop, it's a good example of the low DPI working out well, I don't need to concerntrate to read stuf (Which is still readable) - it just comes naturally I suppose as it's larger and even easier.

  154. Ubuntu Netbook Remix has large icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ubuntu Netbook Remix launcher has a pretty sweet large icons UI.

  155. And while we're at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any ideas on how to get those dang young buggy beta applications off my lawn, err, desktop?

  156. Full restore by sxmjmae · · Score: 1

    When I set my parents up I had purchased a program that would fully restore the system on every boot. They could save files in the 'My Documents' folder but anything else they did was wiped clean. They could even do a format C. It was nice because no matter what they did all they needed to do was restart the computer to restore it back to what was 'normal' for them. Every visit I unlocked the system and updated everything and then locked it down again. Not too bad but they only accessed the internet via a dial-up. I think some of the newer programs that will 'refresh on restart' can be configured to automatically apply the windows and virus updated.

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    1. Re:Full restore by Xerolooper · · Score: 1

      Cool what was the program my Dad needs this?

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  157. you guys are starting in the wrong place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The responses so far read like this:

    My grandfather needs a wrench to fix his car. What should I tell him?

    1. Take it to the dealer to fix.
    2. Get a new car.
    3. Use Snap-On wrenches; everything else is inferior.
    4. Use a wrench from a yard sale, but make sure to grind off any rough edges and polish the handle.
    5. You don't know how to use a wrench! You are doomed to failure!

    First, you should determine as best you can what they want to do with the computer, then match the OS selection to what they can afford and what you can support that will let them do what they want.

    But since we don't know that yet.

    A. If money is tight, Linux on existing hardware would be a better choice.

    B. If money is no object, get a Mac.

    C. The price you pay for the "just works" of Windows is that it has a limit to configurability and security, software to make it work better can be expen$ive, it is easy for neophytes to screw up and time-consuming to fix. That's my experience over the past 12 years anyway.

    If you go with A or B, take some time to watch as they use the computer, noting problems they have and think about how you can configure to to make it easier, better and safer for them.

    If you must go with C, I suggest running WinXP with Win4Lin Pro or VirtualBox (not the FOSS edition) so that you can use Linux goodness to admin the box, re-install from a pristine image of XP and act a repository for backups of personal data. Best of both worlds.

    Oh, and print out guidelines to help them avoid spam and scams, no giving out personal info, don't install any software from the Internet themselves, etc. Make sure everything they want to do works and all their peripherals work (tell them to take you if they want to buy new ones).

  158. 58 Seniors in my community on Linux by FewClues · · Score: 1

    I am one of those seniors and have been a Linux user for 9 years. I live in a retirement resort and teach Linux to those that are interested. We have 58 full time Linux users and it is extremely rare that I get a yell for help. However those still suffering along with the Millennium Edition on a 386 that there kids gave them when they upgraded, are constantly on the phone with me. 48 of the 58 are using Linux Mint the remainder are using Ubuntu. You might want to stop thinking of them as seniors and start thinking of them as captives of a lousy OS.

  159. WOW no mention of NX in this thread. by ptelligence · · Score: 1

    For you folks that do decide to set your relative up with Linux, consider giving yourselves remote access with NX and leaving port 22 on your router/firewall open to point to their machine. That should let you troubleshoot just about everything except hardware and network problems.

  160. nLite by letsgetsilly · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would recommend creating a custom XP install disc using nLite. With nLite you can pick and choose which components of Windows you want to be installed. You can also add patches, service packs, drivers, accessibility options, and custom programs to be included in the DVD like Firefox and AVG.

    This is what I've done for my grandmother. After creating a disk that comes with all the software she'll need, all the drivers, I've got a restore disk that I can just throw in the drive if it ever needs a reformat, and it's an unattended install.

    I keep a copy of the nLite image I used for her on my local machine, so for this christmas, I'll load it back up with some updated patches, and throw it in her DVD drive when I get there (after backing her bookmarks up on a USB drive of course).

    nLite has a learning curve, but it is small. I would recommend trying a VPC install once or twice before getting your disc "set".

  161. Configuring a Senior Citizen for a PC by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    No matter what the setup is, some education will be required for someone completely new to computers to be comfortable. They will need to sit down with someone knowledgeable and patient to help them get comfortable, and it is quite possible that you are the wrong person for the job.

    Computer people tend to be introverts. This means that someone with computer and people skills combined is a bit rare. Unless helping train new users is something you have done for a living, you will find that it isn't terribly easy to do. Computer experts have a tendency to have many blind spots when it comes to basic skills, and make assumptions about what people already know, and what is intuitive. When was the last time you had to explain to someone the difference between what the left and right mouse button do?

    After you get the system configured, I recommend that you help them find what resources are available to aid them. Check your local Senior Center. New computer use among seniors will not be a new problem to them, and they will likely have classes, and perhaps a number for a reasonably priced in-home tutor.

    As for setting them up with an XP system, here is what I generally do:

    Fresh install of Windows, fully patched and updated.

    Install Firefox, AVG, Foxit, Picasa, OpenOffice (set OO to save all files as the MS Office standard), Flash, Shockwave, iTunes, VLC, Spybot (run immunization), Malwarebytes Antimalware.

    Set up a Gmail account for them.

    Create desktop shortcuts for MBAM, Gmail, OpenOffice Writer, Picasa, My Documents, and My Pictures.

    If this is for a relative that I will be personally supporting, Make certain that some form of remote support is set up and easy to access. Remote Desktop for XP Pro, VNC otherwise.

    Topics I'd be sure to cover with them if I were sitting down to help them:
    Using the mouse, what is a browser, how to use email, how to search the internet, how to use Picasa, the very basics of computer security (run a monthly scan with MBAM, call me if AVG or MBAM has a problem that won't go away), starting up and shutting down.

    If you are helping them use a machine for the first time, put *them* in the driver's seat! It is much more comforting to have someone with you when you first get started. This way, they are doing it themselves, but you are right there if they get lost, or have any trouble.

  162. Re:Since no one is answering the question, i'll tr by mad_cat_elite · · Score: 1

    Also changed the path directory of My Documents to the D:\

  163. [640 x 480] Font scaling doesn't really work by fnj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently big blocky fonts are easier for seniors to see than big smooth fonts.

    Not necessarily; it's not that simple. As an old guy with crappy eyes, I can tell you. Your Mom is not dumb, and probably has a good esthetic sense. Anything more than a very minor amount of font scaling in Windows just looks ugly and stupid. The scaling is not entirely consistent, and does not apply at all to other graphical elements. Caveat: I haven't tried Vista, but I don't consider that a viable choice for other reasons.

    The bitmaps don't scale, which is understandable but results in real problems. Less forgivable is the fact that things like scrollbars and title bars don't scale. You end up with things like a ludicrously tiny scroll bar with elements you can barely hit with a mouse, and ludicrously thin title bar within which the system is trying to display nice large text which won't fit.

    Dialog boxes become an insuperable problem. The nice large text gets clipped by the stupid box, or by the size of the text design element within the box.

    Try setting up XP with readable text on a 15.4" 1920x1200 display sometime.

    By design, Windows is not truly display independent or size preference adaptable. It never claimed to be, really.

    1. Re:[640 x 480] Font scaling doesn't really work by windsurfer619 · · Score: 1

      Just to let you know, I tried changing to "High Contrast Large Print Inverse" in Ubuntu and it applied wonderfully. Everything scaled, even the icons. The scrollbars were large, and it even changed the font to match.

  164. The icon naming can provide instructions. by jessitron · · Score: 1

    When my grandfather got really old, we changed his favorite icon's name to "Click here and press enter."

  165. Windows? Linux? Mac? by sskagent · · Score: 1

    Whats all this "Linux" or "Windows" talk? I say just set up an empty cardboard box with a picture of you and a piece of paper that says 'No Email' Tada!

  166. Leave windows alone and try third part apps by sixlead · · Score: 1

    There is a product called Premier Accessibility Suite that could greatly enhance your parents use of the PC. Other than that I suggest you install two disks one for data the other for applications and give them a restore CD and crossloop which works as a excellent remote tool or perhaps sysaid could also be of use as it will log system inventory changes for you. Premier is a commercial program and I do not remember the cost but sysaid and crossloop are open source.

  167. RocketDock by Ossadagowah · · Score: 1

    Put it up in one part of the screen and put the most-commonly used apps on it. Easy-peasy.

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  168. upgrade to a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just bought by 75yo stepdad a Apple Mac Mini 1.8GHz - it was an upgrade from a Dell P4 XP which failed constantly at anything but running spyware.

    An alternative is probably gOS or Mint.

    I still stay ditch PC and go Apple.

  169. Options... by vbrtrmn · · Score: 1

    The support cycle for Windows XP SP2 ends on 2010, so it probably isn't the best investment to buy it now... unfortunately. MS may extend it past 2010, but who knows.

    Vista Home runs $99, though IMO the interface is a bit too confusing for older folks, especially with the constant nag of "Are you sure you want to do xyz?!?"

    Linux is free of course, Ubuntu is decent and easy to install, you may consider Ubuntu 8.04 LTS (Long Term Support). The support cycle ends in 2011, which is considerably longer than many (most?) other distributions.

    Maybe just get them an iMac, the current refurbs will cost you about $1000 or get one of Craigslist/eBay/etc. Just set it up and leave it alone. In general Apple hardware resells a higher value than any comparable PC hardware, so if you eventually need to upgrade them you can get a bit of money back from your initial investment. Setup TimeMachine to automatically backup and you're good to go. As with linux, you can install OpenOffice and many other open source tools.

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  170. PUPPY LINUX FTW! by birukun · · Score: 1

    Just loaded up Puppy Linux for the kids and it is fast and very menu driven with everything you need - Web, Email, Chat.....

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  171. Another Mouse Tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother can't use a mouse due to her severe arthritis. But a Logitech Trackball is just the ticket.

  172. easy, DON'T by MeBadMagic · · Score: 1

    Why Windows? They don't have any preference. Make it a Simple Linux box and don't worry about having it break, or not do what you set it up to do.

    B-)

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  173. How about a 3rd party GUI overlay for Windows? by ar0v3r · · Score: 1

    Having volunteered at a major "Assisted-Living" facility in the past, I've seen some of the software they use for the residents. There was one in particular that seemed to work very well, albeit it didn't have many options in terms of customization, it got the job done. It was a GUI overlay/app suite for windows, all the icons/fonts were huge, and everything was fairly accessible. It included a word processing app, email, web browsing, etc. It also had a section for games which linked to several flash games, but nothing special. I trained about 10 or so residents how to use it, all of which had little or no previous PC-usage experience. Afaik, after a good 6 months it was still up and running with no problems at all. Sadly, I can't remember the name of such software since it's been several years now...but it does exist. If anyone were really interested, I could call and ask for the name...but with this comment being so buried, no one is probably going to care :p

    1. Re:How about a 3rd party GUI overlay for Windows? by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 1

      No please, that sounds just perfect for a computer I want to give away to an elderly man. He just needs something that lets him choose between email, web and perhaps messenger. Hmm, perhaps something like OLPC, just that it's OLPElderly instead :-)

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  174. Love me "obs(e)curity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must you continue to advocate Mac use? I enjoy having a malware free system, and people might catch on... After all Macs' best protection is lack of market share

  175. Re:Install Ubuntu (Wow!) by javaxjb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So many comments and nobody thinks this was satire? Not one single funny mod? I was laughing through the entire post and can't imagine the parent was serious. I could be wrong, but this reads like a geek version of an SNL skit.

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  176. Beware users who are savvy enough to be a PITA by gknoy · · Score: 1

    I tried putting my father on Ubuntu this past summer, with miserable results.

    -- Importing his mail (since he did not want to lose it) was troublesome. I've talked about e-mail bankruptcy with him, but I don't think he's ready to do it deliberately.
    -- ITunes. Damn ITunes and its DRMed music, he can't play it in Ubuntu. That makes it a failure in his eyes, as playing his music is one of the only things he DOES on the computer (besides e-mail and web surfing). (I've since learned more about drm-stripping tools, but they need to be run from Windows... which was screwed up on his system.) I've been unable to convince him that paying $800+ to upgrade his entire collection (at 30 cents per song) to the DRM-free versions of the songs.
    -- There wasn't really a way I could get ITunes to run on Ubuntu. Yes, I expect that one could do it with Wine.. but there's no out-of-the box easy way to set that up. It'd be fantastic to say, "Hey, install Wine, and now lets go install some commonly used apps that you probably want". (I realize this would be a configuration and licensing nightmare, hehe, but it'd make the process easier.)
    -- In the end, it was easier to say "fuck it", delete the Linux partition, and just install a brand new copy of XP. I felt dirty doing it, and it pissed me off to no end ("Yeah now you have to install drivers... yes, go to this web page on your laptop...") that there were so many minor pains in the ass along the way. Couple this with my father needing/wanting to be hand-held the entire time, and I was at a very very high frustration level.

    NEXT time his computer shoots craps? Sure, I might have him install Ubuntu. I am skeptical that it will be any less frustrating than installing windows was (we just did that this past week), except for the excellent driver support that Linux has. (I don't mean that sarcastically, either.)

    The biggest hurdle, though, is his "But I don't want to learn anything new! this works fine!" mentality. It's why he keeps wanting to use Outlook, for example. How can I counter this, fight this, or convince him otherwise? I don't know how to use Amarok or any of the Linux music library management software, nor do I know of good ITunes Store alternatives (I know they exist, but I don't listen to music much). At least with Thunderbird my argument can be, "I use it, so I can help you use it". I want to tell him "buy a Mac", but it's not really something he can afford. :( It worked great for my mother, but my dad is just unwilling to step out of his shell a tiny bit and LEARN something different.

    I apologize for venting my frustration. Still, I'd really LIKE to see my father using a Linux system, with a nifty interface and all that jazz, but I've had such a rough time the last time I tried it that I don't think I'll be successful next time I get the chance. I'm hopeful that some of you will have insightful advice on how I can do it better next time. :)

  177. Re:Get a senior citizen a big phone, not a compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a senior citizen, I feel we should protect the delicate sensibilities of younger people by not exposing them to the fact that we have a brain that has already adapted to greater levels of change than they can even fathom. You lump us all together as a contigous group of helpless idiots. Thank you for such a pointlessly ageist attitude. Have you ever had to use an outhouse as a daily part of life, or prepare your own wild game, or take a bath with water you heated yourself on a wood cooking stove in the kitchen? I'll shut my obviously maladapted mouth now and go back to downloading torrents, using a VOIP phone, watching Hulu, and listening to internet radio.

  178. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by operagost · · Score: 1

    ... or would like to actually use all of his disk space efficiently and maintain performance.

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  179. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by operagost · · Score: 1

    You do realize that you guys have now proposed almost as many minute reconfigurations to your Linux install as the Windows expert you criticized?

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  180. For an individual or for a rec room? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

    Are you building a computer that'll be used by many people, or a computer for just one person? An individual's computer has to to persist user data and configuration for months or years, which means you have to configure the OS rather robustly and defensively, because while some of the age 70+ newbies I've dealt with are super-sharp, the rest have been too trusting of the computer and the Internet it connects them to. They go online and click on every ad, every popup, every possible anything. Next thing you know they've volunteered their system into every botnet under the sun and can't figure out why their Yahoo! bridge game is crashing and there's all these naked ladies popping up out of nowhere.

    For computers owned by individuals, my recommendation is to sandbox things as well as possible. Get a firewalling router, a software firewall, and aggressive virus scanning and trojan detection. Give them Firefox, install or subscribe to a phishing/scam detection system. Get them a Gmail account. If they've never been exposed to Windows, consider Ubuntu or a Mac. But please respect their ability to learn while allowing for the possibility for mistakes. Same as any newbie-friendly environment.

    For computers in the rec room, you can protect them from viruses and trojan damage very simply: Every night at 2:00 AM the computer reboots and reinstalls a clean OS image from a master copy somewhere. I don't know how good Windows is at this, but under Linux it's trivial: Set up a VM (even a Windows VM!), and cron a job that kills the VM, overwrites the image file, then starts the VM (maybe in full-screen mode?). You still want a firewall etc, but the scope of most newbie-inflicted damage will be the rest of the day, not the rest of the system's operational lifetime.

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  181. Newbie+Windows+Internet=bad idea by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Assume little computer familiarity or aptitude. Some stuff is obvious, like using only a few large icons for favorite Web sites, or an icon perhaps for composing email and another for checking email.

    Seriously, people who don't have significant expertise, should not be using Windows connected to the Internet. Your senior citizen is pretty much guaranteed to lose, unless they either stay off the 'net or get some pretty intensive training.

    Computer dorks don't normally think this training is necessary, because the idea that downloading and executing malware is a bad idea, seems like common sense. But the world has shown that it's not common sense. So if someone is going to be on the 'net and not get educated, they should be using a platform that doesn't go out of its way to be unsafe (e.g. downloaded files do not automatically have execute permission, etc). Even a 10-year-old Linux distribution is going to be more user-friendly.

    So, to answer your question: configure Windows for a computer-newbie (someone who is both untrained and not legacy-app-bound) on the internet (you mentioned email and web), by uninstalling Windows. Some people are rolling their eyes and mumbling that this is a sarcastic "solution" but it's really not. This is the best and most cost-effective and most practical thing you can do.

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  182. Re: Straight Debian by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    On another thread, I heard something like this. I went with ubtuntu for its additional "shrinkwrapping", but then someone told me there's Non-FreeSoftware repositories so if I (gasp) want to play a codec or some non-free mp3 player I could.

    I am going into this *expecting* glitches, aka the "best possible newbie". I would just prefer the glitches to be properly recognized.

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  183. Mouse issues by 2centplain · · Score: 1

    "For old people, it is difficult to click button on mouse but do not move it." It took me a while to notice this when my mom uses her computer. I had been supporting her remotely using VNC, and couldn't figure out why her windows were resized to be small. When I visited her in person, I saw that she was trying to close a window, but when she click the mouse button, she also move the mouse over to a border, held the mouse down, and ended up reszing the window. Solution: - configure larger window decorations (scroll bars, close buttons.) - configure larger window borders.

  184. Get a big LCD TV display with low resolution. by strong_epoxy · · Score: 1

    Not a Dell 30" with 2500x1600 (whatever), but one of those 27" 720P LCD TVs with 1336x900 (whatever) resolution. Then set the DPI to 120. The size is fantastic for those old eyes and the fuzzys are gone 'cause you're running at native resolution. A nice crisp and huge display. My Dad plays solitaire a bunch and the cards are almost full size on the screen.

    It's a bit more expensive than your typical el-cheapo Hung-Lo 19" LCD but will make the computing experience tolerable, if not pleasurable.

  185. Old != stupid by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that has somewhat competent and intelligent grandparents? This isn't an age thing as much as it is a smart/dumb thing. Young dumb people grow up to be old dumb people and vice-versa. My 80 year old grandfather is a recently retired law professor and he does just fine with computers, because, surprise, he's intelligent.

    1. Re:Old != stupid by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My in-laws are not good with PCs. My mother is. They're all in their mid to late 60s.

      The difference is that my mother worked in an office environment for 2 decades, where developing PC skills were essential. My mother-in-law is a nurse and my father-in-law (now retired) was a book keeper. It's not that they're unintelligent, it's just that their jobs never had them develop those skills. Now, in their retirement years, my in-laws just don't have much interest in learning PC skills.

      Still, they have picked up all of the basics--Word editing, web surfing, Outlook e-mail, and even Yahoo IM chatting.

      I really think they could do everything on their own, but they have PC-savvy children and in-laws that they can pursuade to do it for them. I'd say that's intelligent.

  186. Re: "Where to upgrade to" by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    There was no button that actually said Hardy. I happened to see a note about that on a webpage when I actually tried to do some homework. The button actually kept saying "Go to Edgy". Dazed and lost, I tried what felt natural, "let's go set the repositories". Still no luck. The overall message was that with only three Userland items involved it exploded.

    I actually tried to manually add some stuff back in the command line with apt-get, but that was after the cause was already lost.

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  187. Get them to play solitaire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing teaches the olds to use a mouse like solitaire. Seriously.

  188. Let them get a gateway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    AMEN! My grandparents asked what computer to buy in 95/96. I suggested a mac, since I could walk them through about anything over the phone....

    They bought a gateway... with win95 and my grandfather got to know most of the gateway support staff by name over the next few years.

    Later, they were ready to buy another machine... So they again asked what to buy. Again, I suggested a mac, since again, I could troubleshoot just about anything over the phone, and set up a 2nd clean partition to emergency boot from without difficulty. (hold option key of course)

    Again, they bought another gateway..... again they got to know the gateway support people by name.

    Now the REST of the family has ALL switched to mac. Except my grandparents, who are on their fourth gateway. Who still seem to know all the gateway tech support people by name.

    I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that they're all on the xmas card mailing list.....

    I've found that everytime they want a suggestion, I suggest a mac... and everytime they save a couple hundred bucks by buying a gateway, and end up paying FAR more when you count all the tech support, etc.

    The ONE major plus side, is I don't have to support it. Every year at xmas time... I go through and out of curiosity look at all the malware, spyware, viruses, etc on their gateway. And every year, it gets worse and worse. But thats their deal.... I don't support it, Won't support it.

    I figure not supporting their gateways has saved me 2-4 hours a week for the last 10+ years now. Maybe next time they buy a new computer they'll listen, but I doubt it.

  189. Close the biggest holes and open your heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are to use a Windoze machine, install Firefox and a safe mail program like Eudora or Thunderbird, then hide IE and Outlook from them.

    If you give them a unified IM client (like GAIM/Pidgin) with a simple interface, you can chat with them every day and help them real time and I bet they will enjoy your presence. An ICQ account means they can send you a message even if you are offline.

  190. Windows is OK with many adjustments by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 1

    My in-laws are in their 60's now. Technically senior citizens, but on the low end of the age range. Still, they are complete PC novices. My own mother is 68 now, but she is moderately competent with PCs because she used to work in an office as an executive assistant; so, the most she ever asks me to do is hardware installations, mostly involving her TV or game console (yes, my mom has a Wii).

    I've been maintaining their XP Home Edition PC for several years now. They run it so each of them has an account (2 parents, 3 children and my own account). 2 of their kids have since moved out and their accounts are idle, but one has managed to stick around well into her 30s. Ah, but that's another story. ;-)

    Older people appreciate larger viewability. The best advice I ever gave them was to buy a larger monitor, NOT to increase the font or icon sizes and run at 640x480 resolution. They now have a 24" widescreen monitor, and it works well for them at 1152x720. At the higher resolution, they have enough space to use today's programs, and with the larger monitor, they can see it all better. BTW, running at a lower resolution can actually make things worse. For example, if they open up a document and want to view the whole width of it on screen, it will reduce the font into near nothingness to fit it all into the tiny area. Increasing Window's Font or Icon sizes are another tricky matter. Some programs don't know how to deal with larger system font sizes (because they make a bad assumption that the default font size is the only size) and the words will "spill out" of their boundaries, making it look horrible at least or make it so you can't click on something at worst. There's also the problem of dialog boxes that are too big to fit on a tiny resolution desktop. I've had incidents (too many to count) where a program's dialog box is larger than 640x480 and I can't click on its buttons or move it (i.e. I get trapped).

    What concerns me most is both security and remote administration (I live 3 states away and visit only 2-3 times per year). The first thing I did was install AVG and set it up to auto-update and auto-scan at some late night hour. I also installed Spybot S&D, CCleaner (very nice for cleaning up Window's & IE's temporary folders), and TweakUI. I also have AdAware, Process Explorer, Trojan Remover, Security Task Manager, TuneXP and Tweak And Tune handy, just in case. I recently added a router to their setup, so now they have a hardware-based firewall (and it added the ability for me to connect my laptop when I visit).

    If it were Vista (which I highly doubt that they'll ever get), I would heavily encourage TweakVI to make it bearable.

    Now, onto remote administration. There are 3 main things I did for this. First & foremost, I installed Cygwin with OpenSSH (and many other tools). This allows me to ssh login or to do scp file copying. I also use rsync tunneled through ssh for data file backups (both directions--I use their PC to backup my files and vice versa). Most importantly, it allows me to use tunneling to open ports through ssh, so I don't have to poke many holes in their router's firewall. Second, I installed Real VNC to be able to remotely control their desktop from a distance. Lastly, I "tweaked" (a small hack) to get Remote Desktop working. I must say Remote Desktop is the best tool available for remote Windows administration. It's too bad I had to hack things to get it working. For VNC and RD both I use SSH Port Forwards to use them. The only port open through their router is 22 and everything I do is encrypted. One example, you setup local port 113389 to forward to their internal IP port 3389. Once I establish my SSH session, I can then use Remote Desktop client to connect to localhost:113389 and voila, I'm in. There are many things in Windows that require a GUI (running CCleaner, Spybot, etc; installing/updating apps, etc.). It's been essential for me to tunnel in and to get a GUI through VNC o

    1. Re:Windows is OK with many adjustments by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 1
      Oh, I forgot to add the following...
      - I forgot, I use TightVNC, not RealVNC. TightVNC is free and it works very well.
      - Coach them on how to right-click and choose "sort by name" in the start menu programs list (I think this is automatic in Vista). My father-in-law had a hard time finding his icons until my wife showed him this. Also consider setting up Auto-arrange by Name for folders and the desktop.
      - Right-click the Taskbar and choose Properties, then Start Menu & Customize.
      Start turning off stuff they don't need, like Control Panel, Network & System administrative tools. Also, check Use large icons.
      - Related to the above, turning on "Hide Inactive Icons" might be a good idea and turn off some system icons that might bother them.
      - I always turn off the "recently opened files" and "recently opened programs" lists, but that's just me, I suppose.
      - Right-click the Taskbar and choose Toolbars. Turn OFF that damned language toolbar.
      - For the Start Menu, instead of displaying icons by popularity, consider turning that off. Find icons that should always be there, right-click on them and select "Pin to Start Menu".
      - Go to Windows Explorer > Tools > View, and make sure of the following...
      • [x] Display the full path in the title bar
        Hidden files and folders
        • [x] Do not show hidden files and folders

        [ ] Hide extensions for known file types
        [x] Hide protected operating system files

      There's just too much to keep writing about, unless I start my own blog...

  191. use chrome by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

    no toolbar stuff, no harmfull websites as google blocks it, no crappy add-ons

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  192. Buy him a 22" CRT used, OR an LCD HDTV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The newer LCD monitors that are usable, have higher pixel density, and thus everything will look too small.... The cheaper LCD HDTV's work well though, like a 26-30 inch 720P model... lot of them run at 1366x768

    OR throw a MONSTER CRT on the desk. I've got a nice collection of great professional grade used CRT's: LaCie's, Viewsonics, IBM, etc for less than $50 each.

    Check your local computer recycling center or used computer store. Schools that are upgrading and auction or sell their old hardware cheap once or twice a year are also great places to look.

    With the giant CRT, you can set any resolution you want, and it'll always look great. The other advantage to a decent giant CRT, is you can gamma correct them and force them to oversaturate the colors if needed if his eyesight gets even worse. It will also give you smaller resolution steps that a lot of LCD's don't support.

  193. XP Linux MacOS by Domini · · Score: 2, Informative

    XP:

    I was supporting a friend's parents' machine for about 4 years a while ago. Initially I loaded XP for them, using Eudora as mail client and IE as the browser. The problems I had with this was that they would get a virus about once a month... and they did try to be careful. I eventually tried some anti-virus applications (extra cost!) but this only got them more confused and slowed down their machine. From a UI point of view it was pretty good. Also it supported multi-users quite well. After the 2nd crash (machine not shut down correctly, etc) the registry hive file was totally trashed this time and not even a restore from any of the two backup files helped, I decided to take the plunge and give them Linux.

    Linux:

    I picked Xandros here (at the time it was the most user friendly) I personally used Suse, Debian, RedHat and Mandrake (so I know my GNU/Linux). It all went well for some time. At least the machine did not crash and we had zero virus problems. Alas however, the multi-user switching was slow and clunky, and the file permissions (they wanted to share some stuff between the mom and dad) was a royal pain (it was workable, I know how to set up s-bits etc, but it was still a pain). Then there was the problem that the dad's favorite windows Golf game (although it worked), did not work well, but this is not really a big issue. Another issue was that the word processor (OpenOffice) had a very limited clipart selection, and the mail application was not as cool. And lastly, a MAJOR problem was the lack of a system-wide way of setting the default font's larger... every, single, application, had a different way of setting this, and some application you just could not change certain font sizes... even when setting the DPI under X11 differently did not have the desired effect... it was just terrible! One thing I have to say... they DID need my help much less, and was happier with it than with windows! lol
    (Using Firefox and Thunderbird)

    Mac Mini

    Then I bought myself a tiny Macbook G3... and I was SO impressed with it. It did it ALL perfectly. (Even had a nice Golf Game! lol). Clipart, good UI, good fast user switching, snappy, nice apps, good font visibility. It had it all. But unlike the other solutions it came at a price. But considering they insisted on paying me a small amount (they felt they needed to do this to ensure my continued help and dedication... lol!) this was not really such a big issue. That was about 3 years ago now...
    (Using Firefox and Mail.app)

    So:

    So in conclusion, XP for 1 year... Linux for another, and the rest Mac.

    For myself I stick with all 3 variants at home. But I will never recommend Linux or XP to any elderly person or computer-Luddite. A Mac works like an appliance. you don't even know it's there. The thing I have to add is that old does not imply they are incapable. They just don't see the need to struggle with equipment. They actually tought me a thing or two about Linux and Windows. :P

  194. mod parent down by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

    an outdated console interaction doesn't mean it's built for grannies

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  195. Re: ReInstalling by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    You know, that bothers me.

    I can deal with all the app-side funniness about Evil M$ and their days of active x lockdowns, such & such games don't work, etc. I know users aren't supposed to do "weird junk in advanced modes". Windows users stay out of the registry. Linux Newbies stay out of the command line.

    But if the OS can't even update itself with the publicly available button so Mr. User can run Firefox 3, that's what says worlds about Linux not being On The Desktop.

    I really am being as generous as I can. I have extremely limited requirements of what I shall ask my penguin. I randomly picked ubuntu ... "just because". But I may have a new criteria for a distro now: how TRULY Freak-Proof it is. "They say there's a lot of distros out there. They can't all be that unlucky".

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  196. Re: Installing redux by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I posted a sibling reply sideways to your note. To you I'll repeat that reinstalling offends me to no limit. It's NOT necessarily easier than Windows, because my friend put the original Dapper install on and had to break out the Skillz to get it to behave.

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  197. Noooooo. That can't be it. by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    My mother always used to call me when her Windows crapped out. Win 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP. I kept offering to set her up with a MAc or Linux-based machine but Noooooooo... she wanted to stick with Windows. Funny how everytime she called asking "How do I fix this?" I would answer with a description of the problem and how to solve it. Invariably she would say "Noooooo. That can't be it." Then WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? So, I'm saying the correct answer is to set them up with Linux. Ubuntu seems good. Anything but Windows. And in my case it doesn't matter because the whole experience made me swear off computers and answering my phone.

  198. it really does by speedtux · · Score: 1

    I have a couple of Windows partitions that I boot into rarely and use only for the occasional browser compatibility testing and they deteriorate and break. I also had a Windows Media Center PC that I didn't use for anything else and after 9 months of updates, wouldn't receive TV anymore and had lots of other problems. Yes, Windows really does literally break by itself.

  199. I would NEVER use Windows by qazwart · · Score: 1

    I installed Windows for one senior citizen, and he moved the mouse to the other side of the desk. Laughter ensued.

    "You need to change the buttons on your mouse. Go to the Start Menu and click on the other button. No, the other button. THE OTHER BUTTON!"

    There is a reason why Macs only have a single button on their mouse by default.

    I would prefer Linux just because it is easier for me to set it up to log in remotely and add that new printer or fix an error than trying to take control of the desktop remotely. Yes, you can use all sorts of services on Windows like Logmein or Windows Remote Access, but it is just easier when the OS was designed to allow you to do this in the first place.

    You can setup Ubuntu to automatically do updates on a daily basis. The user never needs to know. You can create a panel and add the icons for the most commonly used programs which makes access a lot easier than finding them through the Start Menu. I place the Ubuntu main menu on the bottom left corner just like the Windows Start Menu, and I can set it up to limit what a particular user can see.

    The only problem I have is when someone asks me to install a particular program which is Windows only, and I can't.

  200. Don't Do It Unless They're Willing to Learn Basics by srobert · · Score: 1

    Whether they're seniors, or some other group of somewhat inexperienced users, put together (or purchase, or download) a book or booklet with some basic information. PC's for Dummies or an Idiot's Guide used to be good for this. Tell them if they cannot master some of these basics, they have no business being anywhere near a computer.
    Otherwise you will put up with the following types of interactions:

    I can't see the picture of my granddaughter that was emailed to me?
    What format is it in, jpeg?
    I don't know?
    What program were you trying to use to view the picture?
    I don't know? Before I just clicked on it and it appeared. But now it's gone
    Did you click on it in the email program, a web browser, a file browser?
    I don't know? What's a web browser?
    Like Internet Explorer, or Firefox?
    Oh, I don't know. How do I know which one I'm using? This is all too complicated. Can't you just fix it for me?

  201. Macintosh by zxxgp · · Score: 1

    Macintosh is your friend.

  202. SteadyState - easily restore and protect Windows by cthornhill · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a product you can download for free called Windows SteadyState. Here is the URL: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/sharedaccess/ This tool works. It is a bit of a pain to set up, but not too much extra work. The PC can be set to act like a diskless PC and hence no real harm gets done when people try to change things or go to sites that are not totally safe. You will have to manage the anti-virus manually via remote login, or decide not to uese the most hardened settings. This may or may not be what you want, but it does make it easier to set up a system people can use for basic tasks (they need to know to keep data on a flash drive), and have some security that it won't get messed up by users you can't control very well. At least the price is right! I have to say, I also would rather give someone a Mac, but many people know and want XP or another MS OS. Either way, be sure to have a remote access tool installed so you can manage the box via the net. Good Luck!

  203. apples and oranges by speedtux · · Score: 1

    A Week? Really? :) Why did you format it in the first place? Why did you setup a restore image in the first place created on the Windows clean installation?

    Because getting a clean Windows install isn't usually the hardest part (if it is, you're really screwed), installing and configuring all the software is.

    And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

    Typical apples-to-oranges comparisons.

    He wasn't talking about upgrades, he was talking about reinstalls. Time to reinstall on Ubuntu because of bitrot is zero because, unlike Windows systems, Ubuntu systems don't deteriorate with use. Even if they did, you could fix it by simple telling the system to reinstall packages.

    (And how long does it take to obtain Windows for an upgrade? It takes longer, because it's a bigger download or you have to go to the store. Furthermore, even with download, the Ubuntu upgrade requires almost no user interaction, and the OS upgrade also upgrades all the applications.)

    but it just irks me how much GNU/Linux people bend the truth when pushing their agenda

    I know what you mean: it irks me how much Windows people bend the truth when pushing their agenda. You know, like you just did again. Windows is being kept alive by lies and fanbois.

    1. Re:apples and oranges by msormune · · Score: 1

      Why then my Windows installations in the course of last 10 years have never "deterioted" on their own? My 386 from '91 has still the same Windows 3.1 installation I put there back in the day. The machine was used until recently by my parents for creating and printing religious material :)

      Windows not really has to be kept alive. It keeps alive for giving people what they generally need: A working environment for surfing and writing text. Sure, every OS has their problems but generally it's the best choice for people so it reigns. It's that simple, just like in other fields of every day commercial products. Until this is recognized by OS advocates, they will be in the minority. Ubuntu is going in the right direction, though.

  204. Windows SteadyState by Temporalwar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Clean XP/Vista Load,
    Setup your admin account
    Get printers/office/drivers updates ect
    Install your fav winvnc software (ultra vnc, gotomypc ect)
    Test machine, ect
    Install Windows SteadyState >>> http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/sharedaccess/default.mspx

    create new user account for user
    setup account walk user though account, save settings
    use Windows SteadyState to lock down new account

    make ghost/XML drive image(s) of machine

    your done!

    this is also great for Hotels and Public Terminals!!!

  205. I jumped off the Mac bandwagon by speedtux · · Score: 1

    The Mac has many of the same annoying misfeatures that Windows has, including software that pops up annoying "I need to be updated" dialogs and inconsistent interfaces among third party applications.

    Apple's revenue-enhancing policies make that even worse, like the fact that network backups are only easy to their service and their hardware.

    And unless you're actually a Mac user yourself and know all the tricks and utilities already, maintaining a Mac for a parent is a lot of work.

    I've done both, and Ubuntu is both easier to use and easier to support than OS X. OS X is still a better choice than Windows.

  206. I don't get the low resolution settings... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    I'm not old (39), nor do I wear glasses, but I don't get all the complaints about high resolutions by old people or people with bad vision. If you wear glasses, doesn't that fix your vision problems? Do glasses not work on pixels?

    1. Re:I don't get the low resolution settings... by BillAtHRST · · Score: 1

      Actually, no they don't. Don't worry -- you'll understand in a few years :-)
      The problem -- even for people with "normal" vision -- is that as you age you get more far-sighted, so you need correction for that. Of course, that correction totally screws up your near vision. So you end up needing different sets of glasses for reading, driving, etc.
      And if you are already near-sighted, it's not like they cancel out -- you just get to be BOTH near-sighted AND far-sighted. Big PITA!
      Don't even get me started on macular degeneration, glaucoma, cataracts, etc.

  207. Install AmigaOS by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Why not? Zero IT problems, no viruses. Gets the job done, it Just Works. Better than all that messing around with DOS and Windows 9x.

  208. Re: "Where to upgrade to" by Darundal · · Score: 1

    Odd, the upgrade manager just popped up for me and said that there was a new LTS version, Hardy, and there was an upgrade button next to it. I just hit that and it upgraded straight to Hardy.

  209. Some free advice for Microsoft by Cannelloni · · Score: 1

    How could Microsoft with all their resources fail so miserable with XP and especially Vista? It's a mystery to me. No matter what they do they just can't shed the old baggage from Windows and move on. They need to kill every part of the Win XP and Vista code base, and destroy every remnant of their pre-existing thinking or they will die. It will take many years but they will die unless they do this. They are still stuck with device letters, DLLs and all that junk. They should KILL IT as soon is humanly possible and move on! They should also fire Steve Ballmer right now. The man is a disaster for Microsoft. Meanwhile I am happily using a different operating system that actually works as advertised and is fun to use. I really don't have to care one flying fart about Microsoft. :)

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    Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
  210. Re:Not likely to get a virus... by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 1

    Unless they're visiting shady porn sites, installing loads of "freeware" or downloading from peer-to-peer networks, they're very unlikely to even encounter a virus.

    ...or so I've heard. ;-)

    Commenting in general to several posters...
    My in-laws have been using the PCs that I've configured for them since the 486 days, and I've never had to take away Admin, IE or Outlook from them. If anything, they're safer computer users with Admin than any of us are, because they don't exhibit any risky user behavior. They don't go around installing loads of apps and going to the dark corners of the web.

  211. Make the best of what there is by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 1

    I don't have the option to tell my in-laws to re-install their OS. They bought the PC pre-installed with Windows, they're happy with the applications it came with, and they're content to leave it as is. If I suggest otherwise, I know I'll be turned down.

    So, I choose to make the best of what there is. I use Cygwin to add Linux-like functionality to Windows, for my administrative purposes, I add security software to scan in the background and to aid me in troubleshooting, and I tweak the settings as best I know how to improve their overall experience, without sacrificing security or usability.

    I think it's more productive to discuss how to use and secure Windows to stay on topic, rather than switching gears completely.

  212. Avoiding Senior Software Updates... by solune · · Score: 1

    I've been fairly successfull telling my mom Personal Computers are only a fad. She wants a VHS for Christmas instead.

  213. Is ANYONE here actually in IT? by Aedon · · Score: 1

    Four things you need with a windows machine once you set it up. 1. Admin/Non Admin account. Set this up. Teach your user why and when to use said accounts. XP makes you log out/log back in to use these accounts. (yes you can elevate with the "runas" command, but this does not always work) Vista lets your elevate your account with the right credentials without having to logout. The way MAC does and Linux does. Never turn off UAC. You are asking for it if you do. Its like running root and then surfing the web cause you TRUST every single website you go to... 2. Updates. Go get them all. If office is on the machine, Install the OS, Install Office, then go get Microsoft Update, not Windows Update. Set to automatic. Unless this is a server, or a machine with a $4,000 piece of software, the updates that microsoft puts out will very rarely (%.01) hose your machine. 3. Install some type of Antivirus. Stay away from the "Complete" packages, with firewall/web protector/sypware checker. Just install the Antivirus package of Norton, Symantec,Sophos, whatever floats your boat. Windows does have a firewall built in. This, in tandem with a router does the job. 4. Don't install software you didn't pay for/ or there is evidence that millions of other people using it with boards that will help fix your problem should you encounter one. Don't install file sharing software on your computer. I am all about the drm-free music and videos being shared and all, however, I am not about how your machine can be affected while having this type of software installed on your machine. You become a node/server with holes poked in your software firewall.. This is not designed to be a Pro Windows/Anti Mac/Anti Linux response. Simply an IT professional whose clients use Windows and whom I don't want to have coming back to me time and time again because they aren't educated. Explain to your users these four steps and why they need to take them. -Aedon

  214. Resolution by skulluminati · · Score: 1

    Personally I have never, and I mean never seen a senior citizen use a resolution higher than 800x600

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    "We multitask like you breath, I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried"
  215. Re:XP Linux MacOS by daybot · · Score: 1

    They actually tought me a thing or two about Linux and Windows. :P

    But not how to use the spell-checker :)

  216. Now what? by bobbuck · · Score: 1

    I've been configuring PC's for senior citizens and it's just not working out. I've got a whole basement full of senior citizens that I really have no use for. Sure, I've got some of the better ones making quilts and stuff, but really the next time someone offers me a senior citizen to configure their computer I'm just going to pass.

  217. SimpleC by eharvill · · Score: 1

    I haven't looked into these guys a whole lot, but ran across them a while back and it might be somewhat up your alley.... http://www.simplec.com/index.html

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    At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care that you're not here with me
  218. Dragon's Den by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A TV show in Canada called Dragons' Den had a couple of young fellers that had developed an interface specifically for senior users.

  219. neighbour by spirit55 · · Score: 0

    I help a few seniors in our town with their computers. They do like to have someone physically present to show them how to do new things. Recommend you find out if your senior has a neighbour who can help and go with the OS he or she is familiar with. Everyone uses Windows in this town. My experience is that seniors have no trouble with malware and a virus checker is probably unnecessary. I don't encourage banking on line. Use solitaire to learn mouse use. Forums like Worldwide Seniors and 50Plus are great if the senior can type at all.

  220. MacOS X + Parental Control by extract · · Score: 1

    Get a mac, turn on parental control and the old geezers won't fudge up the computer, get an external harddrive, turn on Time Machine in Leopard for backups every hour. Now, should your folks manage to wreck the system, just reinstall from backup, it's a no bainer.

  221. Mac, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a mac is the ultimate answer huh? There are people out there who shouldn't ever touch a computer, and macs aren't gonna save them. I do some volunteer tech work and every few weeks I get a call about "my email disappeared again, it was there but now it's gone. I don't know what happened." Almost every time I find she's thrown it in the trash, or randomly changed all her account settings. Some people just click on things without knowing anything about how they work. Some people just need constant attention and help, and the best thing to do is give them an OS you like working with... because you will, a lot.

  222. Ironic isn't it? by jkeelsnc · · Score: 1

    I am home sitting at my mom's computer now! LOL It is working fine. However, I too have had to implement some strategies to help her and my grandmother have an operational computer. First of all they have an old PC, PIII/800Mhz with 512Mb RAM (yes I gave it to them). Anyway, it works and runs with Windows 2000 workstation edition. I installed all the normal utilities on this computer including AVG which has automatic update (but not automatic scan) and of course automatic updates from M$ for the OS. Additionally, I installed logmein so that I may log in remotely to fix problems which has already saved a lot of trouble once since I installed it. Other than that they have been using AOL for their email for years and it would be hard to change them over to some other email service which sucks but thats what they like. Anyway, AOL is on here (hehe) and it is set to access through TCP/IP over their DSL connection. Of course, Firefox 3 and all the necessary plugins are installed. If they have a real problem they can call me, start up the computer and let me log in remotely to see whats going on with it. :)

  223. VirtualBox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been remote Windows XP tech support for my 80+ year old father for many years now. I created several non-administrative logins for him, each without a password that open up a particular application (in the optimal state) that he uses. So he clicks on the "Email" user to open Outlook Express, which opens right up. (I use a local copy of Popfile to filter SPAM.) His web browser opens to the web-based chess program we play. And another user opens to the picture album on the web. I substituted meaningful pictures for the ones XP provides.

    There is of course an admin account (with password) for me. I access it occasionally for help, but so far have been very lucky - few problems. I also run RDC to support remote login (via an IPSec tunnel.) I run AVG Free and Windows Defender, and when I visit I run scans with the free Spybot S&D and/or Adaware.

    Next trip, I am going to take him a new machine running RAID 1 and loaded with... Ubuntu. (It's all ready to go.) However, I am NOT going to make him switch interfaces - he does not like it when I change things. Instead, I've got VirtualBox installed with an XP instance, and I created I backup "pristine" copy of XP. I figure if it is ever hosed, I can login to Ubuntu remotely and just restore the original instance of XP. BTW, it's configured to login to Ubuntu and startup XP automatically - he will not realize there's another OS underneath, and I will get something much easier to manage remotely. I'm looking forward to being able to remote in and see what he's seeing at the same time (RDC doesn't allow me to login and see the same screen he's seeing.) In fact, I plan to run an rsync daemon on Ubuntu to backup my systems through the IPSec tunnel.

    One last thing: if the new machine had a CPU that supported hardware virtualization, I would have used a lightweight hypervisor like Xenserver Express. Having Ubuntu makes me a tad nervous... more moving parts than a straight XP install. However, I think it will overall be a win-win.

  224. Forget Windows by Naito · · Score: 1

    I recently set up a computer for an aunt who'd never owned a computer. She'd used them at public kiosks and work, but that's it. Her primary use was just web browsing, email and occasional letter typing. I was originally going to put Windows on it, but then thought I'd try an experiment.

    So instead I installed Ubuntu (Intrepid) on an old machine (Athlon XP 2500+, 1GB RAM), set up my admin account and her limited account, and set up SSH on it so I could remotely administer it if I needed to. Total installation, updates and configuration took maybe 2 hours

    So far it's been a month and I've never even had to go help her with...well, anything! She's been using it daily, and I've not had to fix anything.

    I saved time from having to install antivirus/spyware-scans, installing updates and service packs (I only have a slipstreamed copy of SP2, I haven't had a reason to bother slipstreaming SP3 yet), it's nice and snappy even with just 1GB RAM (certainly helps to not have to run an on-access virus scanner!) and it literally does everything she needs.

    Forget Windows. Seriously, what's the point for someone who just wants to go online? Letting the "average user" go online with Windows is walking into a high-school with a kick-me sign on their back.

  225. Install logmein free, maintain at you leisure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed log me in free on my 86 yo fathers computer and a couple of times per week I log in and check on error messages, updates, etc. If he has a problem he drops me an email and I log on and fix it and leave an opened notepad message on when and what I did. He has had very little problems since.

  226. OpenDNS is NOT recommended by jawahar · · Score: 1
    1. Re:OpenDNS is NOT recommended by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      It's definitely a trade-off in my opinion, but worth it as it has good filtering capabilities and as I said, you can customize those annoying error pages.

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      Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
  227. Ubuntu sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ubuntu is a pale imitation of a real desktop OS. It's stable because you can't do anything with it.

    I'm a Linux sysadmin and I run 4 CentOS servers (because real server work is done with Red Hat variants!)

    My brother uses Fedora on his desktop and laptop, but my mom's computer is a different story. A Windows 3.1 label program based on DBF files, links to streaming video that doesn't play with the mplayer plugin, powerpoint files containing synchronized music and animation that looks strange in openoffice, etc.

    So my mom's computer has Windows XP Pro, AVG (free), Firefox, OpenOffice, and the free PowerPoint 2007 viewer.

    Linux is good for big, hard-to-drive non-visual servers. It's mediocre and incomplete as a desktop.

    Screw all you Ubuntu fanboys, you're giving Linux a bad name.

  228. Global Configuration Tuner for Ubuntu by jawahar · · Score: 1
  229. Windows "breaks itself" by darkonc · · Score: 1
    For the average non-geek user, the difference between really 'breaks itself', and malware is.... immaterial.

    That having been said, Vista really does break itself. With all of that DRM-supporting driver check-and-counter-check stuff going on (which also eats CPU), if Vista even thinks that something might be amiss, it gives the user 'a degraded experience'.

    Once again, the difference between the willful 'degraded experience' of Vista and 'breaks itself' is.... nonexistent.
    Yes, Vista claims that it's breaking itself for your own good, but the fact remains that Vista really does break itself.

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    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    1. Re:Windows "breaks itself" by dupeisdead · · Score: 1

      That only applies to watching a DRM movie/multimedia/tv out applications. Playing solitaire, running microsoft word/google apps, playing a flash game, replying to email will NOT give the "degraded experience". IF you actually have vista and use it on a daily basis (big if), i'd love to see how you think DRM stuff inside vista is causing problems, UNLESS you're actually using a drm laden audio/video file? And even then, its a big if. How many people who bash vista have used it for more than 5 minutes?

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      move along, nothing to see here.
  230. Ditto the Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 80+ y.o. mother in law had been using a Windows XP system. But at least once a month, somtimes once a week, I'd have to go fix it because she got it screwed up somehow, or couldn't figure it out, or got the latest malware on it from a friend's email. So this past autumn I told her I would "upgrade" it to this newer version to help her out. I installed Ubuntu (Hardy). It's been 3 months and she loves it, no problems, *and* I don't have to be tech support every time I go over there. I very much recommend it.

  231. Parents with tecno phobia by Nobby21 · · Score: 1

    Simple answer? Buy a lap top with software for their needs. IE: Mail software, and a browser, that's it, nothing fancy, your basic machine with basic progs. Operating system is irrelevant. If that is too difficult, you need to re-think your chosen profession. Over thinking is best done by lesser mortals.

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    Can't think of anything clever or funny.
  232. Old people and PC's don't mix by nessman · · Score: 0

    Once they start asking you computer questions, that's when you push them on the floor, fracture their hips, sweet talk them into giving you power of attorney, roll them into the nursing home and walk away forever.

  233. power saving OFF by jasonbrown · · Score: 1

    Disable all the power saving stuff such as settings that turn off the hard drive, monitor, etc. after so many minutes..... disable that because they often don't know why their computer "just turned off" and often proceed to unplug, reboot, or otherwise fix this issue. Show them the power button and let the computer either be "on" or "off". Also the "desktop cleanup wizard" in XP - Oh my god that's crap - turn it off so it doesn't delete your big pretty icons you made for them. Try all the apps they are going to use first yourself so as to deal with any first time configuration and problem issues so they don't have to. just a few things off the top off my head....

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    "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press"
  234. SoftShell by shadowen77 · · Score: 1

    My grandma has had amazing success with SoftShell. Basic email, photos, games and very simple web browsing (e.g. no scroll bars, pop-ups, etc). It is for Windows and can be configured to run when the computer starts, so she never has to see any of the Windows interface like auto-updates, etc... We combined it with an HP Touchsmart ($1100) touch screen computer and it's so friggin' simple with the touchscreen (i.e. touch the 'mail' button to read new email, done) that she learned it in 5 minutes. You can also add people to her address book and add bookmarks remotely, which is nice...

    1. Re:SoftShell by Ackpth · · Score: 1

      SoftShell rocks! My 90yr Grandma is using it and loves it. I get daily emails from her. The record a voice message (mp3) feature is a great idea and saves her from having to type. Great product!

  235. Get a 24" imac by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    All things aside.. it works.. teach them about the ctrl-scroll.. and they will never have vision issues again.. Their solution is elegant, where magnifier is a weird turd of a program. The interface is straight-forward enough.. and the apps are really sweet.. it is worth the extra cash. I am a linux nerd.. But for my parents, Mac is the way to go.

    Storm

  236. Use Autohotkey to simplify things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandma likes to play chess on an old windows laptop. As she constantly got confused with right clicks and pressing the wrong buttons as well as repositioning windows and sliders, I used Autohotkey to disable right clicks and disable mouse-dragging actions. Also I created some autohotkey macros to make the chess app stay in foreground, etc. Bottom line is: Autohotkey plus a bit of tweaking might help to avoid mistakes and simplify usage.

  237. Microsoft Refugee by NigeHughes · · Score: 1

    Just get your relative an Asus EEE - icon based desktop with easy programs for everday use. It is the opposite end of the spectrum from OLPC for kids in Africa, but the requirements are probably similar. For myself, having used MS Windows since 3.1, I have just now ditched everything at home I use for Linux, my wife was upgraded to XP from Vista, and my kids are using Vista with varying problems. MS have no idea what the market wants or needs, and after being a die-hard user I have seen the light. Now if I have to, I use XP on VirtualBox in Ubuntu, and relish the indignity Windows has of being relegated to an application window!

  238. Mom is 80 by Slightly+Intrepid · · Score: 1

    Dad died and I and my siblings had moved far away so I bought Mom a Mac Mini and paid for cable broadband. I've been using Macs since 1987 so setting up was a doddle. The main thing that surprised me (I don't know why) is that she didn't find the mouse at all intutitive. I had to literally hold her hand and show her how to use it. As a former shorthand typist, she also had problems with "word wrap" and was continually putting in a "line feed" when it wasn't needed. But she got to grips with all this. I also had to set the screen resolution lower than I personally like, so she could see the text clearly. For the first week I used "Chicken of the VNC" twice to help her out from home. Her main problem was that she kept "losing" windows by accidentally clicking on the red or yellow blobs. A year later she had major problems and I had to do a 300 mile round trip which culminated in my swapping her Mini for a "spare" that I'd bought off eBay. Later, at home, I had to replace the 80GB drive inside hers because that turned out to be the cause of the problems. Overall, it has been a fairly painless experience for both of us. I disabled automatic updates because the Mac is stable "just works", and because updates have a nasty habit of screwing things up. I have zero experience of Windows and Linux so, in all honesty, I can't make any sort of comparison. But my vote has to go for the Mac because (apart from the Hard Drive failure) it has been trouble-free. A few weeks ago my neighbors asked if I'd help sort out their Windows PC. I explained that I couldn't but that I could set them up a cheap Apple Mac instead, since they use the computer only for web browsing, email and letter-writing. I bought a real cheap 1GHz "Quicksilver" G4 tower off eBay and fitted an additional Hard Drive inside for backups. I did a clean install of "Tiger" then made sure it would connect to the Internet via an Ethernet connection to their router. They commented on how fast it seemed, compared with their 2GHz Packard Bell and asked if AV software was installed. They took some convincing that it wasn't needed! Now, some weeks later, they are still delighted. Fast user-switching is fast and easy. The whole family can use the Mac with ease and the migration from Windows has been surprisingly easy.

  239. Tried it all. Go with DirectTV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over 4 years I tried Win2000, Ubuntu and then an old MAC G4. They always had problems and they hated me. Last year I bought them a new TV, subscribed them to a premium DirectTV package, bought them a fax machine, and they love me again.

    Sure, the talk about CSI reruns at the dinner table gets old, but it has saved me a ton of time and aggravation.

  240. Commercial GUI for seniors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might find this helpful - designed to make windows usable for seniors:
    http://mysoftshell.com/r/indiv/info.php

  241. an italian project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a good way to help a senior pc user is this one
    www.eldy.org
    www.eldy.eu ( in english)
    run on linux and XP too

  242. mac osx by luther349 · · Score: 0

    thats right buy them a apple. i had a old imac g3 i put osx on and gave it to my dad. he used to use my windows pc but would easy get confused with my setup. or when it asked abought something. he never asked for any help using osx. he even got to the point he is installing stuff on the g3 on his own. only time i ever need to service it is if thers a power outage and the pram needs to be reset that does require me to take off the case.

  243. Re:XP Linux MacOS by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    Daybot:: You must be Yet Another Opinionated and Ignorant Yankee who does not know that there are many English patois, of which yours is but one . There are more English speakers in the rest of the world than there are in the US. I assure your there is nothing whatsoever wrong with Domini's ability to spell. Didn't you notice the .za domain?

  244. Re:XP Linux MacOS by daybot · · Score: 1

    Daybot:: You must be Yet Another Opinionated and Ignorant Yankee

    Chris - did you have a bad day? I hope not, especially if you celebrate Christmas. My post was light-hearted - it's funny when someone mis-spells 'taught', because 'taught' implies learning, but they haven't learnt how to spell that very word. It was a light-hearted little joke on my part and certainly not intended to offend anyone for whom English is their second language. I'm actually English - as in, from England, and therefore painfully aware of the sacrilegious perversions of my country's beautiful language ;)

  245. Send it back. by uncoveror · · Score: 1

    Grandma has done fine this far without a damn computer. Do not complicate her life! You are delivering her into the hands of Nigerian scammers and every other kind of con man. Send the computer back. If you will not because she can't hear on the phone any more, and you think email is the answer, at least Vista has big icons she can actually see on a 1280x1024 flat panel, but get a dual core CPU, and all the ram it will hold, or the slowness will make her think it is broken. And for God's sake, turn off UAC or she will be too afraid to say yes to anything, and will get absolutely nothing done. Not even email.

    Kids and grandkids foisting computers on seniors are NOT doing them a favor.

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    The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
  246. Why so few security problems with Linux by Immerial · · Score: 1

    I often see this kind of comment which either implies or explicitly states that linux has no problems with malware and needs no firewall.

    How can this be? Are we to believe that the developers of linux had some magical insight unavailable to the windows developers which means that once software is installed it is prevented from doing anything which the user wouldn't want it to? Are we to believe that a linux machine doesn't respond to ping or doesn't have open ports or bugs in software which can cause it to be made to do unexpected things?

    Really, this is not a troll.. Yah, I know, it kinda sounds like one.. It's just me wondering if all this apparent fanboyism is really just ppl who close their eyes and pretend to not see problems or if there really are no problems.

    I would like to know. I'm thinking of switching over but feel uneasy without fifteen layers of firewall/antivirus/anti-spyware protection...

    Since you sound sincere, I'll respond. Linux is generally more secure due to better default settings, no integrated browser in the os, better policing of code, more frequent updates, smaller marketshare, and system variation.

    Ubuntu, for example installs with no open ports and gives you a user account that requires you to type in your password to do anything major (Vista now has these features). With a smaller marketshare, it's not as attractive to write a virus or malware since Windows is a much larger and easier target. With no 'patch day', there isn't a window of opportunity that an exploit can be planned for (say right after patch day... then you have a whole month available). Without an integrated browser in the OS- drive-by (simply visiting a page) infections aren't possible. Viruses and malware can't rely on the same apps to always be there (IE, Outlook/Outlook Express, MS Office). This page has a good write-up on some of the issues: http://www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/security

    That is not to say that Linux doesn't have security problems, it just has less of them.

    If you want to do a test run, burn or order a free copy of an Ubuntu CD http://www.ubuntu.com/getubuntu (or another Linux distro with a Live CD option) and try it out (boot off the disk). It will run slower off of the CD but you can try it out without making any permanent changes to your PC. Or if you want to install, you could also make a dual boot setup. Try it for a while. If for some reason you have a problem, switch back.

    1. Re:Why so few security problems with Linux by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I did try ubuntu desktop 64 approximately a month ago. I was horrified (drama queen :) to find that it responded to ping!

      Your point that linux is more secure for reasons which are really unrelated to any feature of linux itself (namely side-effects of its popularity) was interesting. Given that this is so, would you say it's in the best interests of linux developers and users to evangelize linux, at the possible risk of more attention from haX0rs ?

  247. Windows SteadyState by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone tried Windows SteadyState? I've never used it but I believe it can be configured to lock down Windows completely. Every time you boot you get the original settings you put in - every change that's been made since the last boot gets wiped.

  248. Re:XP Linux MacOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My apologies. English being my second language notwithstanding. I do take pride in my high level of linguistic ability. Misspelling due to a lack of knowledge would be the only time I would feel ashamed. In this case my mind must have wandered. (since 'tought' is not even a real word and does indeed alert my spellchecker, however at the time I was at work and had to type 'blindly')

    Insofar the differences between US and British English are concerned, I've made quite a study of if, having had a British English based education and am now working in the US. Differences in spelling and grammar abound!

    I'm the first to try and correct people if I truly believe they are mistaken and it will benefit them. Not if it is clear that the person made a typing error. I would try and correct it when people confuse homonyms (too/to, here/hear, etc.) since those are likely to escape the detection of most spellcheckers.

    For the record, I do think US English does simplify things and forces a more consistent rule-set on spelling and grammar, but I like 'antiques' and prefer the originals in most cases (Cars, Movies, Songs, and Language) for romantic and artistic reasons.

    But in this case I do see the humor. /rofl

  249. Re:XP Linux MacOS by Domini · · Score: 1

    Oh, and please ignore the more insidious pleonasms, dangling participles, incorrect and spurious comma splices and British serial commas I have perpetrated! (some habits are just too hard to beat...)

    (But feel free to point out any malapropisms.)

    I should stop now, for in hypercorrection[sic][sic] lies madness! :P

  250. grandmoter uses it... by termineite · · Score: 1

    My grandmother who's 86 got her hands on a computer when she was 84. My instructions were quite simple. Do whatever you feel like doing. Mess it up as you wish. She uses it daily to email. From my experience Google services (gmail - google docs) work great. a) very intuitive b) little data loss (elder people hardly understand the save concept) c) you cant pull the menus up and down and mess it up so it just works. How I did it. Had a ghost image of the system (vista) to do a weakly restore. Firefox as browser. Gmail as her homepage. And let them learn how to use it themselves. I cant cope with touchpad she cant cope with the mouse. Give them the option and free will to choose. My 5 cents.