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  1. Court listened to my security work! on Feds Admit Error In McDanel Security Case · · Score: -1

    I'm very, very proud of myself. Thanks to my pioneering security work, a man is exonerated. From the MSNBC article, and I quote:

    During his trial, prosecutors argued McDanel intentionally caused damage to Tornado's computer server by overloading it with too many messages and impaired the system's security by exposing its vulnerability to the public. A judge found him guilty of unauthorized access and sentenced him to 16 months in federal prison.

    McDanel served his sentence and appealed last August. His lawyer, Seth Finklestein, argued that McDanel was protected under the First Amendment and that McDanel did not intentionally impair the system by reporting its security flaws.

    If you'd like me to take more "pro bona" cases like this one, please donate to me using PayPal. Thanks again!

  2. Re:What about... on Interview With Bjarne Stroustrup · · Score: -1

    This isn't a Slashdot interview where you ask questions to Bjarne. This is an interview that has already been done. Please read the articles and please die.

  3. Re:Google News on NY Times on VoIP, Skype Profile and the FBI · · Score: -1

    The New York Times allows Google to post their registration-free links on condition that they would be part of Google users' clickstreams. Clickstream data is vital to the survival of e-business. By disrupting clickstreams and providing malvingent data, you are devaluating Google's ROI. Please desist.

  4. Re:Or just free? on Intuit Apologizes to Turbo Tax Customers · · Score: -1

    TaxAct is not Free. It may be free as in beer, but I only use Free as in speech software.

    Thanks anyway.

  5. Open source, please. on Intuit Apologizes to Turbo Tax Customers · · Score: -1

    It can't be that hard to fill out tax forms. TurboTax is simply a PDF form with some graphical hooks and evil DRM.

    I'd appreciate it if someone could make an open source tax preparation program. I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy fighting for your digital freedom.

    Thanks.
    Sincerely,
    Seth Finklestein
    Accomplished Cybersecurity Expert

  6. Re:Upgrade Coupons on Apple Sets Oct. 24th Release For Mac OS X 10.3 · · Score: -1

    I'm sorry, but 10.3 is simply too revolutionary for you to use an upgrade coupon. However, you may redeem a coupon for $5 off a purchase of $300 or more at the Apple Store (excluding iPods).

  7. Liberate your software. on Apple Sets Oct. 24th Release For Mac OS X 10.3 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Frankly, I'm tired of Steve Jobs claiming he has a "revolutionary" new upgrade for my Macintosh every year. I don't think that this is worth $129.00.

    Expose? Boring.

    iChat AV? Hi, NetMeeting called. It wants its hype back.

    Brushed metal Finder? Ugh.

    "Favorites panel"? It's been an irritating part of Windows since 2000. I don't want it.

    Instead, I implore all freedom-conscious netizens out there to send me, Seth Finklestein a copy of Mac OS X 10.3. Or, send a serial number so that I may liberate it off of KaZaA Plus.

  8. Re:Memes on Software Fashion · · Score: -1

    Wow. You're tearing assholes at a philosophy club meeting. That's pretty bad-ass. Not.

    Come back to me when you've won an EFF Pioneer Award for innovative cybersecurity research. Come back to me when MIT begs you to become a professor in their new "Information Design Mechanisms" curriculum. Come back to me when a corrupt Slashdot "editor" steals your web site, forcing you into a life of horrible introspective poetry and fine cognac.

    I'm better than you. Please go away.

  9. SSH is better than Webmin on Managing Linux Systems With Webmin · · Score: -1

    One of the greatest features of Linux is its "customizability." Lazy administrators can install a web-based tool if they would prefer to use a graphical, "user friendly" approach to configuration.

    Webmin, in my opinion, is the worst thing to happen to Linux since Ximian released their "desktop." As a professional computer expert who started working in the 1980s (that's right, I said *80s) I believe firmly in the hand-manipulation of configuration files. vi, which I use as my editor, has special bindings that easily manipulate thousands of configuration files. By the time Joe Sysadmin is done clicking on 500 happy little Webmin icons, I've already finished my customization. I then proceed online to brag about my exploits.

    Webmin is insecure: it exposes a web interface to tasks only root should be allowed to do. root, or the "super-user" as a newbie would say, should know his way around vi.

    I would highly recommend that anyone considering Webmin buy my book Why I'm a Better Administrator Than You (only $49.95 at amazon.com) and read it. Only then will you realize how poor Webmin is as a tool.

  10. Re:It wasn't 'leaked'... on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: -1

    I prefer "liberated."

    Newbie: Hey, Seth, where did you get that copy of Microsoft Office 2003 Professional Edition?
    Me: I liberated it off of KaZaA.
    Newbie: Wow! I heard that Michael Sims paid $399 for his copy.
    Me: He did, because he's a dumbass.
    Newbie: He sure is!
  11. Re:New Sony Clies too on New Palm Lineup Reviewed: Tungsten T3 & E, Zire 21 · · Score: -1

    That's not a goatse.cx link. This is a goatse.cx link.

  12. Re:Old Joke on IETF Draft Sets up Public Namespaces · · Score: -1

    Awesome.

  13. Re:This story can also be found at on Yahoo Restored in Some IM Clients · · Score: -1

    That story talks about MSN Messenger.

    Oh, and I'm real surprised that MSN is getting "fair and balanced" (TM) coverage at a site that's hosted by Yahoo!. Can't PC World afford its own hosting provider?

  14. Nobody uses Yahoo! Messenger on Yahoo Restored in Some IM Clients · · Score: -1

    I still don't understand why people care about this. Yahoo! chose to create a clearly inferior messaging service, and is now selectively denying access to it. I have lots of friends, and none of them uses Yahoo! Messenger.

    If you really cared about openness in your messaging solution, you'd use a better provider like Jabber. All the cool people use Jabber.

  15. Re:The N-Gage comments.... on Nintendo Announces Wireless GBA Adapter · · Score: -1

    I know of one DVD I won't be buying on Nov 4.

    I don't buy any DVDs -- or even VHS tapes. I protest the MPAA by liberating its content using KaZaA Plus.

    Now who's holier than thou?

  16. Re:Old Joke on 30th Anniversary of the Microcomputer · · Score: -1

    Hahahaha

    That's awesome.

  17. Re:Patch for x86_64? on New Vulnerabilities in Portable OpenSSH · · Score: -1

    Try searching the web for more options. I strongly recommend checking out Intel and eBay's sites.

  18. Re:Most popular /. search so far on Google Adds Location Targeted Searching · · Score: 0

    Not in the least. Check out result #5 when you search for Michael Sims. Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha.

  19. Re:Yahoo Yellow Pages on Google Adds Location Targeted Searching · · Score: 0

    Yahoo Yellow Pages is run by Yahoo!, an evil organization that secretly manipulates search results to present you with sponsored links first without telling you.

    Google, on the other hand, clearly separates AdWords partners from search results, displaying a much greater regard for relevant search results.

    In short: Google good, everyone else bad.

  20. Re:Most popular /. search so far on Google Adds Location Targeted Searching · · Score: 2, Funny
  21. Server Error on Google Adds Location Targeted Searching · · Score: -1, Troll

    Server Error

    The server encountered an error and could not complete your request.

    If the problem persists, please mail google@google.com and mention this error message and the query that caused it.

    Nice job. Not only does Google invade your privacy, it also fails to search. Why are people using this piece of crap instead of better search engines?

  22. Re:I fully hope they succeed. on Investigating Infinium Labs · · Score: 0

    I tried to click your "weblink," but received an error message:

    Your platform is not compatible with
    Yahoo! Games on Demand
    Yahoo! Games on Demand requires the
    Windows 9x/ME/XP/2000 Operating System.

    No Linux support? Lame. They just lost my money.

  23. Re:How to make their marketing fools notice on Verisign Typosquatter Explorer · · Score: 0
    1. Marketing fools don't read web server logs.
    2. Single quotes are your friend. Anyone who types \& is a dumbass.
    3. You're a dumbass.
  24. Re:20 lines of perl code makes a Slashdot story? on Verisign Typosquatter Explorer · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Dear sir:

    That "shitty data dump" was published by an EFF PIONEER AWARD WINNING CYBERSECURITY ACTIVIST. How many awards have you won, troll?

    Go ahead, list the awards.

    Are you still thinking? Oh, you were finished. Well, then allow me to retort.

    You suck. (fires gun) I rule. (fires gun twice) Questions?

  25. Re:Stalked? on Verisign Typosquatter Explorer · · Score: 0

    Dear Seth:

    Log in.

    Sincerely,
    Seth.