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  1. Re: Why would I buy it when... on The Interview Bombs In US, Kills In China, Threatens N. Korea · · Score: 1

    No no. It's because they'd cut me open and eat me hearties.

  2. Proven Technology on Congress Suggests Moat, Electronic Fence To Protect White House · · Score: 1

    Fantastic. Solve 21st century USA security problem with medieval British know-how.

    But please, for everyone's sake, put in a drawbridge and portcullis? And defend it with archers and fiery balls of hay?

    Awesome.

  3. Re:Merkel's virgin soil on German Chancellor Proposes European Communications Network · · Score: 1

    That's just the opinion of a bitter kraut.

    Sour Kraut. Shirley it has to be Sour Kraut.

  4. With Alderaan gone on What Would You Do With the World's Most Powerful Laser? · · Score: 1

    aim it at Yavin IV.

  5. Celebrating... on Slashdot Asks: What Are You Doing For Hallowe'en? · · Score: 1
  6. Best Run Hospital on British NHS May Soon No Longer Offer Free Care · · Score: 1

    Some debates never change. Classic British comedy here.

  7. Re: Translation please! on Solar Eruption To Reach Earth Soon · · Score: 1

    That's about the length of Scotland per second.

    You know, Scotland: that other place she's the Queen of...

  8. Re:There's a big difference between on Transport Expert Insists 'Don't Dismiss Wacky Hyperloop' · · Score: 1

    Q: How do you elevate? A: you place them under ground

    Wrong, this is one of the key features here – it's overground

    Over ground, under ground: I'll be wombling free.

  9. I call it luck (H. Solo).

  10. Re:Do we really need smart appliances? on Why the Internet Needs Cognitive Protocols · · Score: 1

    I hear you, matey! No-one wants a WC buffer overflow or to even consider the fallout of a DDoS attack...

  11. Re:A (very) recent OSCON talk on Remember the Computer Science Past Or Be Condemned To Repeat It? · · Score: 1

    Turing's Curse

    I though the UK government were trying to get that conviction overturned?

  12. Re:Not that many changes... on Wine 1.6 Released With 10,000 Changes · · Score: 1

    Oh for some Mod points...

    Beautiful :)

  13. This all looks familiar... on Nine Traits of the Veteran Network Admin · · Score: 1

    This is like a LinkedIn article. 8 ways to do this, 5 systems to improve that, 3 things to avoid when doing the next thing and 9 traits of the successful Whatshisname.

    It's maddening.

  14. Re:Everything has an end of life on Ask Slashdot: Light-Footprint Antivirus For Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    It's time to put those creaky ancient machines out to pasture.

    That's why they're in a retirement home.

  15. Re:Consider WD TV Play on Ask Slashdot: Video Streaming For the Elderly? · · Score: 1

    Oh my goodness, you forgot this part: "Yeah, I really shouldn't paraphrase funny quotes from old movies." Well, I know you'll do better next time. Now run along.

    *Runs for the hills*

  16. Re:Consider WD TV Play on Ask Slashdot: Video Streaming For the Elderly? · · Score: 1

    My real senior moment is forgetting there are mostly young folks here who haven't a clue.

    Beautiful :)

    We'll immediately step back and remove ourselves from your lawn.

  17. Re: Am I missing something? on Dell's New X18: 5 Pounds, 18 Inches · · Score: 1

    This.

  18. Re:Finally... on Portal Now Available On Linux · · Score: 1
  19. This smells like... on Oslo Needs Your Garbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    an episode of Futurama...

  20. Re:Better distro's out there on Ubuntu Releases 13.04, Sticks To 6-Month Release Rhythm · · Score: 2

    I honestly don't understand why people are so hung up on Ubuntu, it doesn't offer anything the other distros don't.

    Steam?

  21. Re:Yay! on Ubuntu Releases 13.04, Sticks To 6-Month Release Rhythm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not saying that I especially like Ubuntu, but overall I like what they are doing. It has clearly been more successful than most others in getting Linux to people's desktop.

    Maybe this is the year.

  22. Re:At what point in time on Privacy Groups Attack UK ISPs 'Collusion' With Government Snooping · · Score: 1

    Isn't it about time for corporations that support open communications to stand up to a government behaving like a 6 year old wanting a new toy?

    Corporations that support open communications are in the same bucket as unicorns and flying pigs. So short answer: No.

    Interestingly, London once had a flying pig see over Battersea Power Station.

    If the top 10 major ISP's got together and said 'screw you, shut us down!' do you think the government would push their luck?

    Better question: How do you feel about corporations being so powerful they can dictate terms to your government?

    Rewind 35 years and replace "corporations" with "unions". I would also expect the government to say "screw you" to these hypothetically petulant ISPs because they (the government) are part of the representatives of the people duty bound to uphold the rule of law and the protection of freedoms.

    Ironic, eh?

  23. Headline grabbing! on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 1

    It's a trap!

  24. Oh no! on North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike · · Score: 1
    On no - not Hans Brix!!!

    Oh: Herro, Hans!

  25. What does Gabe think? on Canonical Announcing Ubuntu Tablet Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    So, is this going to lead to Half-Life on a tablet? Was this part of Valve's decision to release for Linux (read: Ubuntu)?