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  1. Re:Reminds me of a song... on ISS To Become Second Brightest-Object In the Sky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Star light, star bright,
    First star I see tonight,
    I wish I may, I wish I might,
    Ah crap, it's a satellite.

  2. Yep. on Calif. Politican Thinks Blurred Online Maps Would Deter Terrorists · · Score: 5, Funny

    Terr'st1: "Are you ready to hit the school and strike a blow against the evil US?"
    Terr'st2: "Yes! We must stand up against the Great Satan!"
    Terr'st1: "Good! Grab the map."
    Terr'st2: "It's... it's blurred! This cannot be!"
    Terr'st1: "Curses! We are foiled."
    Terr'st2: "You outsmarted us this time Great Satan! But we will be back."

  3. Amiga TRS-80? on Amiga Community Collaborates On Restorative Gel To Brighten Your Old Plastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah yes... the venerable Amiga TRS-80. As much as I appreciate the requisite throwaway jokes in summaries, you really couldn't think of any Commodore Amiga product? Even a C64 jab would have been better.

  4. Re:Did His Contract Specify "Internal Waters"? on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 1

    Turns out that AT&T only identifies "Infernal Waters" in it's contracts because their bills are so hellish.

  5. Re:Wait on Which Distro For an Eee PC? · · Score: 1

    You like Vista, but dislike XP?

    If I was the target audience for Vista I'd stay anonymous, too.

  6. Re:Use it as a reason to call. on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is an opportunity to stand out. How he approaches that opportunity is up to him. Just because you would do so poorly is no reason to believe that he would.

  7. Use it as a reason to call. on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    90% of the applicants are going to call to verify that HR got their app. How many are to call to clarify that they are not in fact the pedophile of the same name. If nothing else you know they'll look at your resume after that!

  8. Just asking. on German Bundeswehr Recruiting Hackers · · Score: 4, Funny

    So why does a beer company need Hacker Kommandos? Is it because they're Beglium now?

  9. Granted I'm not a geneticist... on Human-Animal Hybrids Fail · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But would cow and rabbit be the most likely candidates for human hybridization? Wouldn't chimp make a lot more sense?

  10. Re:IE not supported... on SUSE Studio — Linux Customization For the Masses · · Score: 1

    Considering they are currently "in alpha testing, with a limited number of invited users," it's not exactly dire. Especially since they further add that, "Right now, during this stage in the alpha, Internet Explorer simply does not work," and taht "We do plan on supporting Internet Explorer 7 sometime in the future."

    Just because an early alpha test of the system doesn't support IE doesn't mean it's never going to. Is it really that surprising that a Linux project in the alpha stage would give preference to FF and Opera over IE?

  11. Re:Spied on everyone? Oh noez! on Whistleblower Claims NSA Spied On Everyone, Targeted Media · · Score: 1

    This is not the NSA spying on everyone, this is the NSA being ABLE to spy on everyone. They could have spied on me, yes, but as he pointed out in the article, they didn't spy on EVERYONE.

    I don't know about that. I've always suspected that New Hampshire is simply a front for the NSA's spying operations on the rest of the US.

  12. Re:Two major roadblocks on Cape Wind Ready To Bring First Offshore Wind Farm · · Score: 1

    It certainly casts doubt on the two being coincidental...

  13. Re:Fantastic on Barack Obama Sworn In As 44th President of the US · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indeed. Plus its nice having a president who doesn't embarrass you when publicly speaking.

  14. Does this come as a surprise? on Belkin's Amazon Rep Paying For Fake Online Reviews · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm more surprised that there aren't more companies caught doing this. Its like being surprised that a professional was using hGH or 'roids.

  15. Re:Wha... on South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about Freedom of speech?

    Freedom of speech is alive and well! Freedom after speech now...

  16. WTF? on DC Power Poised To Bring Savings To Datacenters · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the power in D.C. caused waste and ineffeciency.

  17. Re:Evolution? on The Evolution of Python 3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't even ask about poor version 3.14159...

    I hear it bit its tail and now just slowly slithers around in a circle...

  18. Re:Air Force One replacement on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I was in the 'Dot, man! You don't know what it was like! You weren't there!"

    "I had it again Doc. That dream. It started with Natalie Portman and a plate of hot grits. Then were in Russia and our base belonged to someone else. And then... And then..."
    "Goatse Caverns?"
    "Yeah. My screams woke my wife again."

  19. Re:Air Force One replacement on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 1

    I am a slashdot reader. I have no fucking idea what POTUS or SCOTUS means, not because I am stupid, but because I am not American.

    Well, now you do! See how helpful this /. thing is? One more piece of knowledge you'll never have to google again;-)

  20. Re:Air Force One replacement on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I said POTUS (or typed it in an email) to any of my lifelong-civilian friends most of them wouldn't have any clue what I was talking about.

    I don't doubt that at all, however, he was posting to slashdot and the term POTUS, as well as SCOTUS, has been thrown around these parts for years. Slashdot is not really a gathering for average Americans. It does tend to attract geeks, nerds, and others with a multitude of esoteric knowledge. So while it wouldn't have been appropriate in the Christmas card to Aunt Bertha, it makes total sense here.

  21. Re:Air Force One replacement on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The average layman dosen't know what POTUS means.

    This is slashdot. It is not an audience of average laymen, and POTUS, along with SCOTUS, has been used regularly in posts for years. Blame Tom Clancy as much as anyone, but it is quite appropriate for the dot.

  22. Re:Is this by console or by actual game? on PS2 the Most Played Console In 2008 · · Score: 1

    I participated in a part of the survey by phone

    Out of curiosity, was it via landline or cell phone? I know a lot of households are dropping landlines, so I wonder how much that can skew such a survey.

  23. Re:Dead Herring on Performance Tests Show Early Windows 7 Build Beats Vista · · Score: 1

    Maybe the fact that the most recent Windows 7 preview (the one from PDC2008) is build 6.1.6936 can also give a clue :)

    That can't be right. Everything I've read about Vista says it was build 6.6.6 ...

  24. Dead Herring on Performance Tests Show Early Windows 7 Build Beats Vista · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indeed. I think the question isn't how it compares to Vista but how it compares to XP. Anything else is simply following the Microsoft's red herring.

  25. Re:Oh, Canada on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's analogous to the wailing the RIAA and MPAA put up in the US, aside from that it doesn't get as much traction up here.

    More ice, eh?