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  1. Re:And the next product will be... on Essay Grading Software For Teachers · · Score: 1

    In related news, essays produced by the Cybernetic Engines' consistantly score at or above an A on this software. Film at 11.

  2. Re:$1.5 billion well spent on Goodbye, Galileo · · Score: 1

    No there's not, there's only 32 lb. on board. I lived near the lauch site for a while and...

    Knock Knock!!!
    Crash! [door falling to the ground]

    Don't Move!!

    Hey, who are you guuy pft mft ffm!!
    fda#R#$543 NO CARRIER

  3. Re:Data Rate on Goodbye, Galileo · · Score: 1

    Nelson: Stop pinging yourself!
    Millhouse: Ow!
    Nelson: Stop pinging yourself!
    Millhouse: Ow!
    Nelson: Stop pinging yourself!
    Millhouse: Ow!

  4. Re:What I want to know is... on VMware ESX 2 vs. MS Virtual Server? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Say you were trying to use VMWare under Linux to create a beowulf cluster of Linux virtual machines each running VMWare each running a beowulf cluster of Linux virtual machines each....

    Ooooohhhh, my head hurts.

  5. Re:Can ISPs get with it too? on Universities Taken Offline to Fight Worms, Viruses · · Score: 1

    MSN Customer Service: But you don't need to be connected to use the Messenger!

  6. Re:yeah, and... on Phoenix Bios to Incorporate DRM · · Score: 1

    But what if you can't/don't want to flash your BIOS? Once the kernel is booted, doesn't it mostly ignore the BIOS anyway, except for ACPI, APM, and PCI namespace? Once you have Linux booted, the BIOS shouldn't interfere, assuming that it doesn't mind booting the kernel. I've also never been to learned on the x86 BIOS and Linux kernel relationship.

  7. Re:"It goes into a pit of acid" on The 5-Second Rule Investigated · · Score: 1

    As long as they mopped the floor afterwards. That's why I don't like the smell of hospitals. It's all those microorganisms that give air flavor and life.

  8. Re:I'm stickin with it on The 5-Second Rule Investigated · · Score: 1

    No, but E. Coli is supposed to be in your intestine. When it gets out, it can be really harmful. I'm not sure, but I think it can get out by feces. So, it would be undoubtably bad if your floor is covered in feces, and you probably wouldn't eat something on that floor, 5 second rule or not.

  9. A new candy! on Nano Power for Nano Devices Patented · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about we create a new kind of candy with this stuff. It would be like Poprocks but it electrocutes you with the millions of micro-batteries it has. I wonder how toxic these batteries are.

    <quote source="The Simpsons">
    "We knew that the gum had spiders eggs in it, but the Haunta virus! Heh heh."
    --Krusty the Klown
    </quote>

    Oh, it's patented. Nevermind.

  10. Re:So software gets delayed.... on Microsoft Longhorn Delayed · · Score: 1

    You are right. I'm a moron. Even so, it is a funny clip. I think you get it from chris.com

  11. Re:So software gets delayed.... on Microsoft Longhorn Delayed · · Score: 1

    Microsoft?!?! This is the same company that showed off Windows 95's awesome USB support and got a BSoD! Open source/free(dom) projects usually don't have to worry as much about deadlines -- "It'll be done when it's done." But Microsoft is not known for delaying a product because it's buggy.

  12. Re:AltiVec on Virginia Tech to Build Top 5 Supercomputer? · · Score: 1

    Of course it is. Mac OS X IS UNIX-LIKE. FreeBSD, more precisely. Anything you can do with the average *nix you can do with OS X. I doubt that Apple reimplemented anything. They probably just made current capabilities pretty.



    Theres also the ability to run CLI only on OSX so that can free up processor time too.


    You speak as if CLI is a feature unique to OS X. *nix is very modular, and anything can be enabled or disabled, depending on what you need. So, you are describing a UNIX-like system.

  13. Re:microcontrollers on Microcomputers for Homebrew Projects? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those BASIC Stamps you are talking about are really Microchip PIC's (Periferal Interface Controllers) with an interperator program. You can buy your own, though, and assembly code them or download the C compiler for it and use a subset of C.

  14. Re:Good idea on Linux vs. Windows: Choice vs. Usability · · Score: 1
    So... perhaps the answer is to rework X.

    Yeah, it's called PicoGUI. The problem with X (or the flexability with X, depending on how you look at it) is that you can do anything you want. It is the canvas -- what you put there is up to you. Of course, that means absolutely no consistancy. But, if someone does try to standardize the common functionality, it may not be taken too well and may just wind up joining the bazillions of other projects that have tried to do the same thing.

  15. It's not hard to copy DVDs on DeCSS Loses Free Speech Shield · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...[DeCSS] could more broadly be used in the process of decrypting and copying DVDs.

    That's balogna, and everyone on Slashdot knows it. Just because the orginization is called the DVD Copy Control Association doesn't mean that the encryption used has anything to do with copying the DVDs. I can easily and full "cp /dev/dvd ~/copied-dvd.iso" without DeCSS. But you need DeCSS to access the content, which has nothing to do with copying (well, permenantly), only playing.

  16. Re:Priceless on How Objective Is Microsoft's Search? · · Score: 1

    how's this:

    while true; do
    wget http://search.msn.com/results.asp?q=linux;
    done

  17. Ahhh, someone who listens to Barenaked Ladies on Ring a Bell And I'll Salivate · · Score: 1
    Brian Wilson
    Words and Music by Steven Page
    It's a matter of instinct, It's a matter of conditioning,
    It's a matter of fact
    You can call me Pavlov's dog
    Ring a bell and i'll salivate -- how'd you like that
    Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a pedagogue
  18. Re:The network administrators... on Microsoft Worms Crash Ohio Nuke Plant, MD Trains · · Score: 1

    Lennie: Hey Homer, you wanna go bowling tonight?
    Homer: Oh, Mr. Burns wants me to eat all this nuclear waste.

    Sorry, I suck. I can't remember the rest of the scene and I probably misquoted it anyway.

  19. Re:Kinda like the RIAA and music! on Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office · · Score: 1

    I don't like the music industry restricting free speech and screwing the artists, but people copying copyrighted music illegally is wrong. However, I wonder if it could be argued in a court that some of the really crappy MP3's aren't even equivalent to the original work because they are so bad. Probably not, but what if the music industry started a website to allow full length, super crappy MP3's, as opposed to the 30s super crappy streams, to circulate unabated so that we can actually have a reasonable way of sampling music instead of breaking copyright now and buying it later. It would have to be crappy enough that people would buy the music eventually. I agree that what is really needed is some reasonable way to sample music. Of course, I prefer Ogg Vorbis, but Vorbis is actually designed to keep as much fidelity as possible ;-)

  20. Re:So cool! on RPC DCOM Cleanup Worm Appears · · Score: 1

    I think I might try to unpatch my dad's computer (I'm running Linux :-P) just so I can catch this virus!

  21. Re:Not linux anymore on Linux will have 20% desktop market share by 2008? · · Score: 1

    You bring up a good point -- Linux is more of a mentality on building an operating system than an operating system itself. You could strip out all the GNU software and use BSD instead; use KDE, or another window manager/desktop instead of GNOME, and use indie free/libre software, like XawTV, Gtk-Gnutella, XMMS, BusyBox, TinyX, etc. You can even package it with quasi-proprietary-corperate-freeish software like X11, Mozilla/Netscape, Opera, Open Office, Qt, and others. The GNU system is totally GNU software, like the HURD, GNOME, GCC, GLibC, GNU Utilities, etc.

  22. Re:A New Element Discovered! on Chemical Element 110 To Be Named · · Score: 1

    No clue where I got it originally because I saved it. I googled and found it everywhere. The first time I saw it, I read it about three or four times and it still was hilarious.

  23. A New Element Discovered! on Chemical Element 110 To Be Named · · Score: 2, Funny

    A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium."

    Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert.However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

    Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes reorganization. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "critical morass." You will know it when you see it...

  24. Re:Feeling left out on LovSan Clone Let Loose · · Score: 1

    You mean MSBlaster.exe or the DCOM RPC bug? I mean, if you want to reimplement Window$, then you might as well match it bug for bug ;-)

  25. Re:Videos of it in use on iBot Self-Balancing Mobility Device FDA Approved · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that businesses won't have to be handicapped-accessable once these get cheap enough?