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  1. Re:Wow.... on 'Pirates' Outsells 'Matrix' in High-Def Showdown · · Score: 1

    In this hand, I hold an apple. In the other, an orange.

    But dude, it's an exclusive special edition orange!!

  2. Re:This is well and good but.. on Dell PCs with Ubuntu Are A Little Less Expensive · · Score: 1

    Dell Guy: That's because Ubuntu detected that it's an unlicensed pirate copy of Office that you borrowed from the office. Rather than get you in trouble with the BSA, Ubuntu has installed OpenOffice for you. Just go to Applications->Office->Writer. Thank you for calling Dell.

  3. How dare they ... on Microsoft Will Not Sue Over Linux Patents · · Score: 1

    ... NOT sue?

    As a publicly traded company they have an obligation to maximise shareholder value.
    If there's a potential revenue stream to be tapped, how can they justify not doing so?

    Unless, of ourse, it's all a lot of bullsh^WFUD...

  4. Re:WTF? on Microsoft Says Free Software Violates 235 Patents · · Score: 1

    the toadying twat that runs my country

    Look, there are a _lot_ of British, Australian and American slashdotters reading this.

    You're going to have to be a bit more specific...

  5. Re:Only One of the Vista Bugs was "Critical" on Microsoft Patches 19 Flaws, 6 in Vista · · Score: 1

    including that the user running as full admin with UAC turned off. (Obviously not the default configuration.)

    Not the default? In which parallel universe?

    admin is still the only functional account, and UAC is so annoying everyone I know turns it off almost immediately (just like the telletubies theme is the first to go on XP).

  6. Re:Update also makes IE 7 the default browser on Microsoft Patches 19 Flaws, 6 in Vista · · Score: 1

    Did they even QA this thing? The size is huge and now it also stole the default browser setting.

    Of course they QA tested!!
    Changing your browser setting took months, and 5MB, to get right!

  7. Re:Changes Default Browser on Microsoft Patches 19 Flaws, 6 in Vista · · Score: 1

    but why would a patch change a system's default browser in the first place?

    Because it can?

  8. Re:End Patch Tuesday on Time to End Microsoft's Patch Tuesday? · · Score: 1

    Every other day I have a little star on my desktop notifying me of updates to various libraries, applications, and yes the kernel itself.

    There's your answer: your distotr (ubuntu?) patches _everything_ you have, from the kernel to your desktop theme (using the same simple mechanism!). No wonder there's a patch every couple of days.

    Microsoft only patches your kernel, window manager, web browser, email client and a few apps (min hunter, solitaire ..). One patch a month sounds about right.
    Except there's one bundle of patches a month...

  9. Why not? on DMCA Takedown Notice For a Fake ID · · Score: 1

    It seems you can copyright a random number (like an encryption key).

  10. Re:Yep. on Dell to Sell Machines with Ubuntu Pre-Loaded · · Score: 1

    That advice was bad enough to rate me as "Dell Linux Technical Support"?

    Damn.... I was aiming for "Arrogant Linux Bigot".

    I must have overshot.....

  11. dig -t TXT `hostname --fqdn` on Digg.com Attempts To Suppress HD-DVD Revolt · · Score: 1

    DDNS is a wonderful thing :-)

  12. Re:Yep. on Dell to Sell Machines with Ubuntu Pre-Loaded · · Score: 1

    i guess it should be noted that an unplugged computer won't boot regardless of the installed operting system.

    Speak for yourself!
    I'm running my DELL laptop with the Sony battery, unplugged and ...
    what's that funny burning smell???

    NO CARRIER...

  13. Re:Yep. on Dell to Sell Machines with Ubuntu Pre-Loaded · · Score: 1

    UbuntuNewbie: "Well, it works OK but I don't like the color scheme, how to I get the bright blues and reds my old computer had?"

    Typical newbie... IMnot-soHO Linux is better off withOUT people like that!

    /abuser/local/done/sudont-apt-get --themefier --fgcolor=FF0000 --bgcolor=0000FF -i -g -aqd +qweryt /2

    Isn't that obvious?!?!?!?

  14. Re:Windows is good for education on OLPC to Run Windows, Come to the US · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I spotted a typo in you post:
    ... designed by the computer illiterate ...
    Windows is designed by lawyers, marketing analysts and people who watch other people using Macs.

    lower entry barriers
    You're joking, right? Microsoft is nothing but barriers to entry. $$$ for this, $$$ for that, $$$ for the other. And then more $$$ to keep it all safe. And then the same again next year.

  15. Dell ... Flash ... Laptop ... on Dell Releases Flash-Based Laptops · · Score: 1

    Not really three words you want to see in the same sentence :-)

  16. Re:Does that mean I can finally get on Dell To Offer Win XP On Consumer PCs Again · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure anyone who has Windows ME will gladly give it to you for free. Maybe they'll even pay you to take it.

    Unfortunately that's not allowed under the EULA.

  17. Re:Unbiased my arse. on Microsoft Takes On the OLPC · · Score: 1

    If you missed that, you are simply not informed enough to be qualified to contribute to this discussion.

    Come on, this _is_ /. after all!
    If you can figure out how to post you're qualified to do so!
    Heck, you don't even have to know hot to RFTA!

  18. Does that mean I can finally get on Dell To Offer Win XP On Consumer PCs Again · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows ME again?

  19. Re:Firefox crashes on malformed intput too on Word 2007 Flaws Are Features, Not Bugs · · Score: 1

    Almost all the programs crash on invalid input

    THIS is why I despise the low-quality junk that's being released as 'software' these days.
    It trains users to expect crashes, misbehaviour, random corruption and god knows what else.

    Rule #1 in programming, don't trust the input data until you've validated it.
    Rule #2 is _never_ trust input data, especially from users, until you've validated it.
    Rule #3 is _always_ validate your input data.

    This is not rocket science, this is basic defensive programming.

    "aborting" on bad input data, hopefully with a nice message about what's bad, is fine.
    "crashing" on bad input data is unacceptable.
    gcc doesn't crash every time you misplace a semicolon in a source file, it just tells you about it and aborts.
    Why can't Word do the same?

  20. Re:Well, okay on The Real Reasons Phones Are Kept Off Planes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, they don't allow you to sit in the cockpit any more.

    What, Pilots have to stand nowadays?

    I thought they were glorified bus-drivers, not glorified tram-drivers!

  21. Re:Free market on First AACS Blu-Ray/HD-DVD Key Revoked · · Score: 1

    That's the beauty of the free market;

    Which 'free' market would that be exactly?

    The one that gave us region coded DVDs?
    Or the one that has 90+% of desktops running malware-magnet software?
    Or the one that gave us DRM?
    Or the one that .....

    Monopoly != Free Market. We have a monopoly on the desktop and a cartel controlling content distribution. Until that changes we're gonna be stuck with this stuff.


    Oh... I just notices the [/sarcasm] tag.......

  22. What happens in future? on First AACS Blu-Ray/HD-DVD Key Revoked · · Score: 1

    WinDVD 8 is still actively supported, and it's a software player so it's relatively easy to upgrade the key.

    What happens when, in a few years, a HW player is compromised and the manufacturer can't/won't distribute a new key?
    (forgot how, can't be bothered, out of business, can't find receipt to prove you're entitled to the key, more interested in selling you a new player ....)
    Also, the WinDVD replacement key is free (as in beer). What about a replacement key for a hardware player? Will it be a free ISO to download to flash your player, or will it be a 'free' (plus $39.95 for postage and handling) CD mailout?
    I have an 8 year old TV and VCR and a 4 year old DVD player. I doubt I'm going to get ANY support for any of them from the manufacturer.
    I doubt I'll get any support for any HW player I buy today in a few years time, and that includes replacement keys.


    If I buy a hardware HW player today, and in 3 years someone compromises the key, I'll probably be left with a warm brick!

  23. Re:Does Vista do anything right? on HardOCP Spends 30 Days With Vista · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luna?

    I always though it was based on this:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/teletubbies/
    Over the hills, and far away....

  24. Re:1 GB RAM is the minimum for windows on Microsoft Sued Over Vista Marketing · · Score: 1

    I am able to run a vista with "a few" things turned off (the "required" anti virus you mention, windows 2k interface, indexing, etc) idling on 270M of ram.

    This nicely illustrates the point of the article.
    Machines with as little as 256M are being sold as "Vista Ready".
    Even with all the tuning you did (which is _way_ above what a normal user should be expected to do) you'd still be struggling just to the the OS running, let alone any applications.

    What makes you think that AV is "required" rather than required!!?

  25. Who cares about DNS? on DHS Wants Master Key for DNS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firefox has 44 groups of certification authorities!
    Each group seems to be a company which holds (in the case of Verisign) 15 individual certificates.
    Each of these certificates can be used to set up a 'trusted' HTTPS connection.
    If you don't know what that means, google for "verisign microsoft fake certificate"

    I'm as paranoid as the next guy, but I think that haing companies with stellar security track-records like verisign issuing browser certificates is much more of a problem that DHS messing with DNS.

    If you're worried about DNS/CAs/??? don't use them. Set up an SSH tunnel or a VPN, exchange keys securely (i.e. off-line, in person, verifying signatures) and live happily ever after.

    Honestly, given the general state of computer security this is like complaining that someone might mess with your street-directory while driving a Pinto with "USA forever" stickers through Baghdad in rush-hour.....