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  1. Re:Brain implants? on America's View of the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the contrary, I think the grinding would never stop.

  2. Music from DNA, DNA from music on Music From DNA Patented · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will complement nicely those audiophiles who emit DNA every time they listen to their $30,000 hi-fi systems.

  3. Re:I don't know what the problem is... on Appeals Court Denies Safe Harbor for Roommates.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, I could have sworn I scraped it off my shoe.

  4. Re:It's difficult to pin Cuban down as to where he on Cuban v. EFF lawyer on YouTube, DMCA · · Score: 1

    Also, when given a choice most people pick their own instead of someone else's.

  5. Re:detects explosive compounds on Purdue Unveils a Tricorder · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know, I don't think it would be a good idea to send a 20-pound package to the Boston police marked "Warning: Sensitive Electronics".

  6. Richard Gere, patent troll on Water Logic Gates Built at MIT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows he pulled that patent out of his ass.

  7. This is Slashtap on The iPod International Currency Index · · Score: 5, Funny

    This site goes to 11.

  8. Re:I'll believe it when it happens on Google's Sinister(?) Plans · · Score: 5, Funny

    Batman.

  9. Re:WTF? on FBI Arrests Neteller Execs · · Score: 1
    NETELLER is based in the Isle of Man, and neither Lawrence nor Lefebvre is a U.S. citizen.


    Since Neteller isn't located in the United States, the FBI wouldn't have any jurisdiction to seize their assets or whatnot. Instead, they decided to do the next best thing ('best' being from the FBI's point of view): wait until individuals who either have or have had authority within the company while offenses were being committed travel into their jurisdiction.
  10. Re:The Price of Industry & Economics on Dark Cloud Over Good Works of Gates Foundation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about where you work, but my co-worker's e-mails look like Dilbert excerpts regardless of the font.

  11. Zee oh em gee on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1

    And guess what you'll get when you divide a number by zero and then multiply it by three?

  12. Re:Why hate wikipedia? on Experts Rate Wikipedia Higher Than Non-Experts · · Score: 1

    if everyone could suddenly identify who the geniuses were, the not-so-geniuses would immediately kill them all out of fear, or jealously, or whatever.

    So Wikipedia's like high school?

  13. Re:MPAA: So retarded this stuff's actually plausib on MPAA Goes After Home Entertainment Systems · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ironically, I copy the movies off DVDs just so I don't have to watch that crap.

    Ironically, I copy the movies off DVDs then erase the files from my hard drive just so I don't have to watch the movies.

  14. Re:Yeah, and? on Defeating Virtual Keyboards and Phishing Banks · · Score: 1

    I know it's been over six months since I've seen one like it.

  15. Re:Yeah, and? on Defeating Virtual Keyboards and Phishing Banks · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you've got a trojan on your computer you're going to be fucked

    I'll take "Things a computer has in common with a penis" for $1000, Alex.

  16. Re:Finally a use foor the space elevator on Stop Global Warming With Smog? · · Score: 1

    I don't think that'll work. People have been letting go of helium-filled balloons as long as they've been around and it hasn't done shit yet.

  17. Re:Jack Thompson works for Take 2...... on Jack Thompson To Face Contempt Charge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now that I think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Take a controversial public figure, pay him to do what he's famous for, and set up a false conflict. Gamers will flock to your product out of spite for your 'enemy', and anyone who's convinced by his rhetoric wouldn't be buying your games in the first place. Genius!

    Well, except for the judicial system wanting your head on a pike after they find out you've been using the courtroom as a PR outlet. Nothing a few campaign contributions wouldn't fix, though...

  18. Re:Strangely unfamous cancer on Going Pink For October · · Score: 1

    I think it boils down to this:

    How do you check to see if a woman has breast cancer? Feel them up! Conclusion: Cool, sign me up!

    How do you check to see if a man has prostate cancer? Shove a finger or three up their ass! Conclusion: Whoa buddy, no thanks!

  19. Re:Wii launch date on IBM Announces Wii Chips In Nintendo Hands · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even my girlfriend has been bugging me every week asking me when we can go buy one.

    I wish *my* girlfriend looked forward to playing with my Wii with such enthusiasm.

  20. Re:Measure twice, cut once on A Crash Course on Network Bandwidth Metrics? · · Score: 5, Informative

    It would be like using a box truck to pick up a your groceries.

    The internet is not a big truck! It's a series of tubes!

  21. Re:No no no! on When Can I Expect an Email Response? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ted Stevens, honorable US Senator from Alasak

    You mean Alaska has an honorable Senator with the same name as the bridge guy? What are the odds?

    No, it's from Alasak, which is like Bizarro-Alaska. Here, the senators are honorable, the winters are quite pleasant, and they really *are* in a box off the coast of Mexico.

  22. Marvel's gonna be *pissed* on Official WoW Expansion Talent Information · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the Paladin talent calculator:

    "Avenger's Shield
    Hurls a Holy Shield at the enemy, dealing 270 to 330 Holy damage, dazing them then jumping to nearby enemies. Affects three targets."

    Why not just change the class name to Captain America while you're at it?

  23. Based on WoW, you say? on WoW And EVE CCGs Debut This Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean there'll be a "Server Crash" card where I get to throw all the cards off the playing area and demoralize my opponent to the point of forfeiting?

  24. Re:How? on Suspended Animation Tests Successful · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I saw Demolition Man too.

  25. Re:Welcome on Suspended Animation Tests Successful · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or do a Rimmer on Red Dwarf

    Hey man, whatever you want to do with a communist midget is none of my business, but the only fetish we allow on Slashdot involves grits.