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  1. what are they distributing? on Librarians to the Rescue · · Score: 1

    50 bucks on '1984' =P

  2. Sound of music on What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's so dredful. I had nightmares for weeks.

  3. Re:That would be about year 3005 on Life After Doom · · Score: 1

    And Half Life 2 will be released any time soon.

  4. Hmm on Microsoft Windows: A Lower Total Cost of 0wnership · · Score: 1

    Windows XP:
    Intial cost: $200
    Time spent patching & rebooting instead of working in $: way to much.
    Time spent complaining about viruses in $: even more
    TCO: (Mass of all AOL disks ever made ^ c) ** 3.14

    Slackware Linux:
    Initial cost: $0.5 (cdr)
    Time spent patching & rebooting: $5 (scriped patching)
    Time spent complaining: $0
    TCO: $5.5

  5. That would be about year 3005 on Life After Doom · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has taken my machine 2 weeks to render approximately 4.3 frames of Doom 3. According to my calculations i will be done playing Doom 3 in june 3005.

  6. Re:Already used in Sweden? on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 1

    That would explain those CS dominating Swedes.

    Let me explain Sweden, basicly we have two seasons:
    1. Winter. Constantly below freezing. Occationally drops below -40 in some regions.
    2. Summer: When it doesent rain mosquitos devour everyone who dares to step outdoors.

  7. What's wrong with doping? on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 1

    If they want to dope themselves, let them! It's their bodies. We've got the science to improve our bodies, why not use it?

  8. Re:There has been some good alternatives on The "Return" of Java Discussed · · Score: 1

    Java is slow, obeist, and heavy.

    That was true with = Java 1.4, but not any more. Java 1.5 is fast. VERY fast. My experience with it swooches straight past both C++ and C.

  9. My library has thin clients on Thin Client Solutions For Libraries? · · Score: 1

    My library has thin clients for book searching.

    They run Solaris or Linux or something like that, and run Windows 2000/XP through VNC. The problem is that the administrator is incredibly incompetent. You can Ctrl+Alt+Backspace out of the X session and end up in a password free terminal with root access to the entire network. The library also has a wifi network connected to this search network... well, i shouldn't need to tell you any more x.x;

    Well, let's just describe it as security suicide.

  10. The soul usage on WAP is Dead, Long Live WAP · · Score: 1

    The soul usage for WAP that i've actually found useful is to remote control my computers. Nothing like reviewing logs on that fishing trip =P

    Yes, i know i'm hopeless.

  11. How does it measure speed? on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 1

    How does it measure speed?

    What happens if you get stuck in the mud?

    I can see it before me:
    "Damn, i'm stuck in the mud"!
    Speed the engine to 60 MPH, no movement
    Get out, push
    Get PO, speed the engine to 250 MPH.
    A few months passes...
    WTF? $40000 insurance bill?

  12. All monitors are 3D on 3D Monitor · · Score: 1

    Dimension 1, X: check
    Dimension 2, Y: check
    Dimension 3, Z: nope
    Dimension 4, T(ime): check (monitors are not static)

    1+1+0+1 = 3.

  13. Re:Eh?... greenhouse effect??? on Smart Glass Blocks Infrared - But Only When It's Hot · · Score: 1

    To cool down you want to radiate IR, not trap it?

    How'bout preventing the IR from getting in in the first place?

  14. Damn on NASA To Get 10,240 Node Itanium 2 Linux Cluster · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Looks like NASA will be about the only ones to be able to play Half life 2.

  15. The obvious prank on Estonia Tests "Contactless" ID-Cards · · Score: 1

    "Misplacing" your ID-card in someones trunk.

  16. Re:Meanwhile in india comments: on Tech Employment Drops Sharply In 2004 · · Score: 1

    slashindia comment:

    Meanwhile in USA... (Score:5, Funny)
    by Eudial (590661) on Sun August 08, 04:12 PM (#9913135)
    disclaimer: If you live in USA; Don't take it personally, i make fun of everyone for all the wrong reasons.

    SlashUSA.org headlines:

    The number of people calling themselves IT-professionals have decreased by 1175% and those calling themselves programmers 2500%.

  17. Meanwhile in india... on Tech Employment Drops Sharply In 2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    disclaimer: If you live in india; Don't take it personally, i make fun of everyone for all the wrong reasons.

    Slashindia.org headlines:

    The number of people calling themselves IT-professionals have increased by 1175% and those calling themselves programmers 2500%.

  18. Re:HAH!!! on Analysis of Spyware · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, i feel more like

    Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Inferior beings! I run an antiquated version of SPARC solaris, and NOTHING is compatible with SPARC solaris! Not even spyware!

  19. Re:Joke if you like.... on Cornell Builds Autonomous UAV · · Score: 1

    XP embedded is actually a very useful product.

    War is peace,
    Freedom is slavery,
    Ignorance is strength,
    XP embedded is useful. ;)

  20. Software from abroad? on FCC Rules VoIP Must Be Tappable · · Score: 1

    *sigh* Looks like me and my al quaida buddies will have to start importing our VoIP gear ;)

    Damn, don't you just hate those shipping fees?

  21. 3 hours - 5 hours on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: 1

    My IBM R40 has 2-3 hours untweaked.

    When downclocked to 100 Mhz, minimum illumination, 4X cd speed, highest hdd spindown time and that linux ioctl that caches hdd writes i can get 5-6 hours.

  22. Re:Uhmmm on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1

    This project seems like a bad idea, registering your IP that you broke copyright laws, sounds like an excuse for the *AA to get the courts to make NE turn over the whole list and all logs and then all the ISP logs :P

    Not really. You don't see bittorrent trackers subpoenad for logs, and they would be a much better target then this experiment.

    IANAL, but signing this list doesent mean you couldn't be lying to keep the statistics up. To actually get convicted of something you need more proof then that (just because i claim that i shot JFK doesent mean that i can't be sentenced to death row for 1st degree murder based on that statement), and since you've already got the stuff legally you most probably threw the illegal copy away a very long time ago.

  23. Re:Database is Functional on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1

    *typo* that would be access_log

  24. Re:Database is Functional on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1

    About No IP addresses or personal information is logged. The complete catalog will be made available when the experiment is over.

    Does that include apache/success_log? Wouldn't be that nice if you got subpoenad and *AA got their hands on that baby.

  25. Re:No way i would post to this on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1

    Well, since everyone signing up already has bought the stuff, and probably doesent still have the illegal copy laying around, it would be impossible to verify if he or she actually did have an illegal copy of it, and if he/she has, he/she can say it's a backup for personal usage (you're allowed to make those in most countries)