Seriously though, i'm not sure agree to be tracked, where i am and what i do is my buissnes. If they wanna track me they'd atleast have to invest in a private-eye.
... Tossing a hard disk into a volcano is about as close to 100% secure as you can get...
However, with a universe simulator you may be able to virtually reproduce the harddrive by simulating the universe to the point before you tossed it into the volcano. So the safest way to store data is probably to never store it in the first place.
"What? That was a report when i sent i... -" No. No. No. No, It did not say "All work and no play makes Bob a dull boy." when i sent i-..." No. Yes sir. Yes. Yes. I know. Yes. No i don't need any money this month. Yes. Yes. No."
The key is to piss off the user. Each of these things are replaceable, but a PITA.
If that was the case i'd settle with obfuscating all file names in ~/, rot13ing everything in/etc, changing directory permissions randomly and setting all executables to setuid root. =P
$apt-get install proftpd $cat >/home/ftp/welcome.msg << EOF This is a private server, you do/not/ have permission to access the information stored on this server. Please disconnect immediately or face legal countermeasures. EOF $ mkdir/home/ftp/warez $ touch/home/ftp/warez/LOTR.{1,2,3}.divx.avi $ touch/home/ftp/warez/Star\ wars\ episode\ III.avi
2. ??? 3. Sue MPAA for unlawfully accessing your FTP server. (profit)
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Remember me? http://www.muchosucko.com/img3308T.html
I can't take it any more, you've ruined my life, ... ?
therefore i've decided to
It wasn't me. I swear. Really.
d) Neo.
>> You totally missed the joke there.
I totally missed my morning cofee as well. May be related.
Yes, but it already contains the name of the individual (which usually gives away the gender)
Eh, what does gender have to do with anything? Isn't age the relevant part?
A magic email box! o.O;
I for one welcome our new root@localhost overlords.
What's next, a steam driven train? Hah.
Now everyone needs a tin foil hat.
Seriously though, i'm not sure agree to be tracked, where i am and what i do is my buissnes. If they wanna track me they'd atleast have to invest in a private-eye.
... Tossing a hard disk into a volcano is about as close to 100% secure as you can get ...
However, with a universe simulator you may be able to virtually reproduce the harddrive by simulating the universe to the point before you tossed it into the volcano. So the safest way to store data is probably to never store it in the first place.
"What? That was a report when i sent i... -" No. No. No. No, It did not say "All work and no play makes Bob a dull boy." when i sent i-..." No. Yes sir. Yes. Yes. I know. Yes. No i don't need any money this month. Yes. Yes. No."
...deja vu.
;P
It must be a glitch in the matrix
The key is to piss off the user. Each of these things are replaceable, but a PITA.
/etc, changing directory permissions randomly and setting all executables to setuid root. =P
If that was the case i'd settle with obfuscating all file names in ~/, rot13ing everything in
You'd think they'd start out with the threat posed by sloppy coding.
there *are* countries outside america that practice politics. typical shortsightedness.
What!? I never knew.
3. Sue MPAA for unlawfully accessing your FTP server. (profit)
Not really, isn't there a 2 mb limit of individual mails. Would make it pretty awkward to use as warez storage. That and the zero-anonymity factor.
Will she have to grow a beard now?
2 months later at slashdot.org
Science: MIT Names First Bearded Female President
Isn't the whole idea with the internet that it's supposed to be a redundant network? Take one server down and it routes through the others.
Imagine getting a job with "Engineer, Chernobyl" on your CV.
You can't put a corporation in charge of OSS projects, because the second a corporation sees profit in closing the source they will do so.
So, uh, well, become a non profit organisation. And fire Steve Balmer (he scares my cats).
Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?
Who beats the rush and gets to register OpenHAL9000 and FreeSHODAN over at sourceforge?
Ein OS, Ein Schtadium, ein uh, advertising? =P
A manned cruise missile.
Well, there ought to be a first time for everything.