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Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes

securitas writes "With the Athens 2004 Summer Olympics about to begin, games officials are on the lookout for the use of performance-enhancing drugs by athletes who want to gain an edge over their competitors. Scientific American's H. Lee Sweeney reports on sports officials who are looking to the near future with fear, anticipating a new, undetectable kind of doping that threatens to transform the fundamental nature of sports: gene doping (single-page view). The technology uses new 'therapies that give patients a synthetic gene, which can last for years, producing high amounts of naturally occurring muscle-building chemicals. The chemicals are indistinguishable from their natural counterparts and are only generated locally in the muscle tissue .... so officials will have nothing to detect in a blood or urine test.' The article from the July 2004 issue includes diagrams by Jen Christiansen on the importance of skeletal muscles that provide athletes' power and how gene doping works. Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?"

393 comments

  1. Computer geeks unite by krashish · · Score: 0

    Where do I sign up?

  2. Sure... by Peden · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ..undetectable, just like EPO was back in the day.

    1. Re:Sure... by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Oh you could detect EPO back in the day. You just had to wait until the athlete dropped dead of a heart attack. (Nothing like having your heart try to pump something with the thickness of toothpaste.)

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    2. Re:Sure... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I've already decided which font to use with my web browser.

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    3. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF?!

    4. Re:Sure... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      tf

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    5. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like who cares if a bunch of jocks are so intent on winning a game of ball that they don't care if they turn their nuts into raisins instead of doing something significant with their lives? Darwin would love to have had a few of these specimens.

  3. Cybernectics and sports by jinxidoru · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was speaking with a friend the other day about doping and the olympics. We started talking about the effect cybernectics and genetic engineering will have to the future of the olympics and all sports for that example. Eventually, when cybernectics are more common and people starting embedding electronics in themselves, what will we do? Will we restrict games to only people who haven't had their genes tampered with and those who are chip-free. Or will we just get tired of watching normal sports because Unreal Tournament has become a live person event?

    1. Re:Cybernectics and sports by HBI · · Score: 1

      I'm looking forward to having a real flak cannon.

      Anyone else call the bio-rifle a 'splooge gun'?

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    2. Re:Cybernectics and sports by wikdwarlock · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just blanket the olympics in high levels of EM radiation and you'll spot the cyborgs easily. As a bonus, those /. spectators present will be protected via their tinfoil hats.

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    3. Re:Cybernectics and sports by White+Roses · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if it goes far enough, we may end up with leagues for "natural" and "enhanced" humans. We'll see. Once a football team fields a goalie the exact height and width of the goal, we may see some outcry.

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    4. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Hatta · · Score: 1

      We started talking about the effect cybernectics and genetic engineering will have to the future of the olympics and all sports for that example. Eventually, when cybernectics are more common and people starting embedding electronics in themselves, what will we do?

      Me? I'll probably just ignore the games like I always do. What's the problem?

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    5. Re:Cybernectics and sports by savagedome · · Score: 1

      When everyone is raised to a higher set of genetic standards, the winners will rely on some other 'attribute' to fall back on.

      Even the best athletes of all times had something going on for them naturally. In other words, they were 'lucky' enough to be a part of natural mutation in their favor (as against gene-doping which is artificial). And of course, after being naturally gifted, they had to work their ass off to get to where they reached.

      Lance Armstrong for example has a heart size almost three times large, aerobic capacity twice average and lactic acid produce that borders around negligible.

      Future of sports is safe and sound.

      Or atleast, as a die hard sports fan, I can certainly hope so ;)

    6. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Once a football team fields a goalie the exact height and width of the goal, we may see some outcry.

      No, the outcry won't begin until an American football team does that.

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    7. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Ignignokt · · Score: 1

      You would think this would be possible in hockey already.

    8. Re:Cybernectics and sports by bs_testability · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why restrict olympic games at all?
      There's no significant difference between gene tampering, doping, and selective breeding.
      It's not like keeping it natural is going to make it so that almost anyone could get there if they only tried hard enough.
      To make the games interesting the contestants should be chosen at random from the general population.
      Rather than determining if our best is better than their best we could try to determine if our average Joe is better than theirs...

    9. Re:Cybernectics and sports by daeley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Will we restrict games to only people who haven't had their genes tampered with and those who are chip-free.

      I suspect in that future time sports fans will look back on our current unenhanced sports period the same way we look back on 19th Century sports: with some nostalgia, but shaking our heads at the quaint rules and customs.

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    10. Re:Cybernectics and sports by idontgno · · Score: 1
      Anyone else call the bio-rifle a 'splooge gun'?

      "Goo gun". Better assonance, and more flowing. (Kinda like goo itself.)

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    11. Re:Cybernectics and sports by nyrk · · Score: 1

      Glob Gun is what i usually call it

    12. Re:Cybernectics and sports by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

      I like that idea. There should be a number of obligatory sports competitions in every country. The most average of all the finishers are moved on to the olympics. This would help me relate to the olympics a lot better. And it means I might have gotten a trip to Athens.

      If anyone remembers the 80s, apparently this program was already active in the UK, evidenced by "Eddie the Eagle."

    13. Re:Cybernectics and sports by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      What sport is that? I'm not aware of any professional or amateur sports association that plays a sport by that name.

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    14. Re:Cybernectics and sports by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      well, the NHL has guys like J-S Giguere, AKA The Michelin Man...

    15. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      This is /. afterall.

      I'm the kind of nerd that goes to the jon at work and hopes that someone leaves any part of the newspaper other than the sports section. Today I was of course disapointed yet again.

      Seriously though I could care less if someone dopes or not. It's between the athlete and the governing body. I don't see how it effects my life in any way. Which is why I lost alot of repect for W when he mentioned doping at during one the State of the Union address. all the problems in thsi world and we botehr ourselves with the fatc that a person playing a game is augmenting them selves in a way that someone deems unethical.

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    16. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Rik+van+Riel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, if it goes far enough, we may end up with leagues for "natural" and "enhanced" humans.


      But what about cross-breeding athletes ? ;)

      Natural "genetic engineering" won't be outlawed and if artificial genetic engineering becomes an acceptable way of curing/preventing some diseases, it'll be hard to deny athletes access to such medicine...

      Oh, and what about athletes using contact lenses? Or shoes? I suspect the organisation wouldn't let an all-natural athlete enter the competition because of nudity ;)
    17. Re:Cybernectics and sports by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Probably because you're an idiot. What Americans call soccer, the rest of the world calls football. Since there's no 'rest of world' name for the kind of football played in the US, it's called American football. See also: Aussie Rules football.

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    18. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you could not care less.

      If you could care less, that means you care, since you would be able to care less, given certain circumstances.

    19. Re:Cybernectics and sports by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      It is, thanks to the larger equipment that goalies use. Combine that with the superior athletic ability of modern athletes, and it's no wonder why scoring is so low...

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    20. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, he's making fun of condescending snots like yourself...

    21. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone else call the bio-rifle a 'splooge gun'?


      Yes.

    22. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      National Football League- but the goal is 20 feet wide and 15 feet high.

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    23. Re:Cybernectics and sports by thisissilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Part of the question is 'where do we draw the line?'

      Should we forbid eyeglasses? Contact lenses? Laser eye surgery? What about laser eye surgery to take someone from 20/20 vision to 20/10?

      We have been using vision correction for hundreds of years, so somehow, we generally view that as "fair". But is it?

      I don't have the answers. Argueably, no two athletic competetors are on equal ground except for identical twins/triplets/clones.

      (For the record, I am very nearsighted -- anything beyond about 8 inches from my nose is blurry without my glasses.)

    24. Re:Cybernectics and sports by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 1

      A man 4 foot tall and 6 feet wide?

    25. Re:Cybernectics and sports by jdray · · Score: 1

      I believe the parent was referring to the American team playing football, which in America is called "soccer," as opposed to the team playing American football, which you're not likely to see in the Olympics. Except that they let in synchronized swimming and the biathalon, so pretty much anything could happen.

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    26. Re:Cybernectics and sports by marc_moore · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, yet, ethics aside, there is very little point in competition between artificially enhanced athletes.

      We already have monster truck rallies and robot wars for that sort of foolishness.

    27. Re:Cybernectics and sports by benoit_schillings · · Score: 1

      well, since high performance sport might quickly become more an issue of who has the best lab to produce performance improving drugs which cannot be detected, I wonder if the best solution is not to remove any restriction on performance improvement to even out the field. Not really a pretty picture in the future, probably a few people not reaching the finish line etc... but then, people running the 100 meters in 6 seconds ;-)

    28. Re:Cybernectics and sports by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Chess in the Olympics won't happen. But professional chessplayers still have to take drug tests! It doesn't help that FIDE is run by a dictator (the jail-the-dissidents kind, not the figurative kind).

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    29. Re:Cybernectics and sports by jdray · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was almost onboard with that argument until my wife pointed out that, if you let this sort of thing go, then pretty soon athletes will be expected to dope up to make the team. That's one thing in professional sports, which is commercial and the athletes get paid to risk themselves. But it wouldn't be long before it got into college sports, then high school. There's too much opportunity for kids to make bad decisions, the effects of which might not show up for twenty or more years, on the premise that they want to impress their coach so he'll put them into Varsity league in their freshman year.

      Now, I'm not saying that we should ban the practice all together. For instance, I'm nearly 40 years old, I'm never going to be a pro athlete, and I'm in fairly typical shape for your average cube dweller (not overweight, but not exactly fit, either). Much like many of you, I didn't grow up with that genetic string that allowed me to grow muscles just by thinking about it, as all the meatheads in high school seemed to do. I wouldn't mind having a little doping treatment that would add 20% to mass and strength in the short term, so long as the risk to my long term health was minimal.

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    30. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I know I know and I always correct people for "could care less' vs "could not care less". Thanks for pointing out my stupidity.

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    31. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is why I lost alot of repect for W when he mentioned doping at during one the State of the Union address.

      Yeah, because his administration has been otherwise impeccable...

      Seriously, the only dope problem this country has is the one in the White House.

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    32. Re:Cybernectics and sports by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      I really can't get my head around the reasoning involved in trying to gain an artificial edge over your competitors. Isn't the whole point of sports and competition in general to prove to yourself and others that *you* personally excel at something? I think if someone turns themself into anything but a hard-working plain vanilla athelete (ie: no drugs or gene therapy), then it is akin to cheating, and any of their "accomplishments" are worthless. Now, if all atheletes had the same enhancements, competition might be fair, but where would the sense of pride be? When victory is based more on the effect of drugs rather than personal physical prowess, what's the point?

    33. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      In some respects they already do things that some would say are unhealthy. Like the high school kid that takes diacritics to lose a couple oz. to make weigh in.

      There is a difference between college and pro and the line gets crossed allot and they deal with it, like paying athletes or giving them things or offering them services. Having different rules for college/HS athletes vs. pro athletes for doping would be no different. Yes the line will be crossed and already is every so often. I played varsity sports in HS (swimming and diving). I knew I would never be as good as some of the other swimmers no matter how hard I tried but that didn't bother me, I was happy when I did my best, knowing that I "played fair" Granted swimming is not like football you don't worry about making a pro swimming team to make millions. So I don't know, and like I said I don't acre it is between the athlete and the governing body for that sport.

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    34. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because his administration has been otherwise impeccable...

      I didn't go that far, I was just listing one out of many on my personal list....

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    35. Re:Cybernectics and sports by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      You mean like the future tennis whiz child of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf? Or any putative sports prodigies that may come from the marriage of Nomar Garciaparra and Mia Hamm?

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    36. Re:Cybernectics and sports by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      the high school kid that takes diacritics

      I told him not to eat his carets!!!!

      I think you mean diuretics.

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    37. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      is that hwo you spell it. I tried to get word to find it 4 or 5 times then I just gave up and chose something that was close. Thanks

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    38. Re:Cybernectics and sports by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      That would be CowboyNeal.

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    39. Re:Cybernectics and sports by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Seriously though I could care less if someone dopes or not.

      Totally. I mean sports is just another form of entertainment, after all. How would this be any different than some actress getting platic surgery? Or I guess a better analogy would be some sort of gene therapy that caused more attractiveness. But whatever. Do whatever the fuck you want with your body. It's yours.

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    40. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Performaman · · Score: 0

      "Once a football team fields a goalie the exact height and width of the goal, we may see some outcry."
      I think that the average citizen here in America is coming close to that, at least in width, I'm afraid.

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    41. Re:Cybernectics and sports by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      I agree with your statement, but where do you draw the line.
      Vitamins?
      Custom diet?
      Special shoes?

      Then were do you draw the line on people that are physically hurt and get a replacement part. An example would be a runner who gets an artificial eye . The eye doesn't help him run, except perhaps to see. It seem obvous that you would let the guy run. But would that same person be allowed in a marksmanship event?

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    42. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except diacritics sounds nothing like diuretics.

    43. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish. "soccer" is a british-public-schoolboy abbreviation of "Association Football". The term was INVENTED in Britain, and there's just been a recent revisionism against it.

    44. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American football is basically just rugby with lots of extra poncey padding and protection because the wimpy players can't take the aggression!

    45. Re:Cybernectics and sports by shadow303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There isn't much point in competition with regular athletes either. People find it entertaining. If people like watching enhanced athletes competing, what is the difference?

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    46. Re:Cybernectics and sports by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I just gave up and chose something that was close.

      Well, at least you didn't spell it diarrhetics.

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    47. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Can laser eye surgery actually be used to give someone 20/10 vision? I knew it could correct bad eyesight, but I didn't know it could make normal eyesight even better. I'll get it done at the same time as my next Botox appointment.

      All kidding aside though, I really do want to know. That sounds interesting.

    48. Re:Cybernectics and sports by sjames · · Score: 1

      Can laser eye surgery actually be used to give someone 20/10 vision?

      I don't know about 20/10, but I have seen that it'snot that uncommon to end up with 20/18 or so. Of course, given some of the bad outcomes, I doubt it's worth the risk if you're anywhere near 20/20 now.

    49. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      From the article:
      >Even in sedentary rats, AAV-IGF-I provided a 15 percent strength increase, similar to what we saw in the earlier mouse experiments.

      That's what we need - just a small boost!

    50. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point - there is NO difference and because of that, there won't be much resistance to having athletes enhance themselves.
      Now they run 100m in 9.90s or something - if they did it in 8.90 - it's same fun (add the additional element of fun - watching non-enhanced althetes trying to compete!).

      Few people care, there's a lot of money to be made and there's a lot of incentive for althetes to go alone - the perfect situation.

      (On the funny side - watching marathons would be much less exhausting for slackers like me if they could finish it in an hour or so)

    51. Re:Cybernectics and sports by rjch · · Score: 1
      I suspect the organisation wouldn't let an all-natural athlete enter the competition because of nudity ;)
      The ancient Olympics didn't mind that - all athletes used to compete in the nude.
    52. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Klepto20 · · Score: 1

      Can anyone else see the enormous potential of "enhanced athletes"? Sure watching sports is great, and people are able to push themselves to their physical limits. But what about people that are able to jump 40' in the air and run at speeds of 60mph? Extreme Sports events would come out of this. Watch as the contenders jump through rings of fire! Dodge Cannons! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

    53. Re:Cybernectics and sports by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      It has to be said... "There is no gene for the human spirit!"

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    54. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can cut through the geekiness with a knife in here! nitpickers 'til the end, vive la renaissance!

    55. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The ancient Olympics didn't mind that - all athletes used to compete in the nude.

      In fact, the word gymnasium comes from the greek word gumnos, meaning nude. So a gym was basically a nudatorium.

    56. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm the kind of nerd that goes to the jon at work and hopes that someone leaves any part of the newspaper other than the sports section. Today I was of course disapointed yet again.

      Perhaps a better response would be to buy your own paper every day, discard the green sheet and leave the rest in the can. It might raise the general level of discourse at your place of employment. Or just print out and leave a few pages of /. laying around.

    57. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which is why I lost alot of repect for W when he mentioned doping at during one the State of the Union address. all the problems in thsi world and we botehr ourselves with the fatc that a person playing a game is augmenting them selves in a way that someone deems unethical.

      Not as if I ever had any respect for the plant, but I'd certainly have lost whatever I had when he decided the two hot topics for this nation were multimillionaires competing pharmaceutically and Janet's tit.

      If he can't find a higher ranking for malnutrition in children and the poor educational system, then he can go fuck himself. (Or his drunken slut daughter.)

      Anyhow, he was just trying to level the playing field. For the gam(bl)ing industry.

    58. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But it wouldn't be long before it got into college sports, then high school.

      Sorry, Jack -- you're far too late on this one. Do they not have network news on TV in your town?

    59. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is /. afterall.

      Oh fuck, again -- what a waste -- I thought I'd been posting to the New Yorker Review Board all this afternoon.

    60. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Except that they let in synchronized swimming and the biathalon, so pretty much anything could happen.

      Fuck you, bigot -- why shouldn't bisexuals have their own sport?

    61. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But professional chessplayers still have to take drug tests!

      Old cartoon -- principal asking a teacher, "Who are those sullen-looking kids who always keep to themselves and look like they are plotting something?"

      Teacher: "That's the chess club>"

    62. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A man 4 foot tall and 6 feet wide?

      I thought Brando died recently.

    63. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Angostura · · Score: 1

      The problem as I see it is the creation of a never ending arms race (or legs race, as the case may be). I've heard the argument that 'what we should do is allow the use of drugs that are safe, that way we don't push it underground'.

      In fact, that policy simply ensures that everyone has to take drugs to get into competitive sports, and that the cheaters will simply take banned 'dangerous' drugs to get a competitive edge.

      Someone does the 1500m with a cybernetic leg one year, someone does it a formula one car the next. Oops, no more sport.

    64. Re:Cybernectics and sports by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I like that idea too - the way things are at the moment, it's not so much the athlete that's winning medals as the quantity of high-tech equipment he/she trains with and/or uses.

      I watched some kind of documentary a few days ago, probably on one of the Discovery channels, that discussed the process by which a body-suit was designed and built for Olympic swimmers, to minimise water drag. So now, anyone who hopes to have much chance of a swimming medal either has to have one of those body-suits (or something similar) or find a way of dramatically improving their natural musculature. The cycle teams have to have the latest carbon-fibre frames (or whatever), low-drag bodysuits and oddly shaped helmets. And so on.

      Am I wrong in thinking that the athletes are suppposed to be amateurs - i.e. not paid professional sports people? Amateurs - practicing in their own free time while holding down a regular job, buying their own equipment at the local sports store. How many regular folks can afford the research teams and patented ultra-slick, ultra-light, ultra-expensive artifacts that are pretty much required to even be able to enter the selection process??

      Not that all events will benefit from high-tech - take Torvil & Dean and their ice-dances, for instance. No amount of high-tech skating equipment will endow anyone with the skill and style those two exhibited on the ice.

    65. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Whats so bad about the biathlon? It's a lot closer to the orignial Greek events (good combat skills) then say, diving, or even football (of any definition)

    66. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave it to Greeks to make nude leap frog an olympic event.

    67. Re:Cybernectics and sports by freqres · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you didn't spell it diarrhetics.

      Or even worse, Dianetics. I would much rather have high-school jocks doping up than getting involved in scientology quackery.

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    68. Re:Cybernectics and sports by freqres · · Score: 1

      Totally. I mean sports is just another form of entertainment, after all.

      This whole doping thing is a bunch of worthless hoopla. We already have an example of a sport that actively participates in doping. Doping sure hasn't hurt the credibility of professional wrestling any.

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    69. Re:Cybernectics and sports by freqres · · Score: 1

      Amateurs - practicing in their own free time while holding down a regular job, buying their own equipment at the local sports store.

      I think you're a little off base here. Everyone knows that Home Depot employs more Olympic athletes than any other employer. I actually proved this. I went to Home Depot just the other night and tried to get help finding something but I couldn't find anyone. It must be because they were all competing in the Olympics.

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    70. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unless they were U.S. athletes then they would be labeled as a WMD and we would have to drop a nucular bomb (much more powerful than those old nuclear ones) on them. But I'm sure that would pull in some great ratings on primetime.

    71. Re:Cybernectics and sports by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      so your argument boils down to 'won't anyone think of children'? That's rich.

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    72. Re:Cybernectics and sports by freqres · · Score: 1

      It has to be said... "There is no gene for the human spirit!"

      We just haven't found it yet.

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    73. Re:Cybernectics and sports by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Didn't say anything about them bailing out of work to actually compete in the Olympics. My point was that the athletes are supposed to be doing it for "the love of" the sport, which is what "amateur" means... When multi-million-dollar research labs design super-slippery skintight suits, or perfect running shoes, or extra-whippy pole-jump poles, that really detracts from the games. Actual amateurs can't compete amymore, because it's not just skill or strength that matters, it's how much money can be poured into high-tech equipment.

    74. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 1

      Am I wrong in thinking that the athletes are suppposed to be amateurs - i.e. not paid professional sports people?

      That used to be true quite a few years ago, but today it is not. The only amatuers in the Olympics are in the unpopular (as in "don't rake in the big advertising revenues" or "don't have a league with amazingly over-paid participants") sports.

      Not that all events will benefit from high-tech - take Torvil & Dean and their ice-dances, for instance.

      True, but we're talking sports here, not the ice-capades. When in doubt, use this handy rule: does the outcome of the event entirely depend on the opinion(s) of one or more judges? If yes, it is not a sport, merely a competition.

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      "Tomorrow's forecast: a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!" - Stewie Griffin
    75. Re:Cybernectics and sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but what's wrong with biathlon?

      You race across a course, up and down hills.
      You reach a firing range. You're shaking,
      you're not thinking straight. You take aim
      at a small, distant target. You compromise
      between taking the time to steady your aim
      and your final time on the course. It's a
      race for a thinking, disciplined athlete.

      Are there legitimate grounds for questioning
      some sports in the olympics? Yes. Maybe one
      can defend Beach Volleyball, maybe it shouldn't
      be there. But what's your problem with my
      sport, buddy?

  4. Ironic when you consider the ethos of the original by GuyFawkes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...olympic games, which was pretty much anything goes and to the winner go the spoils.....

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  5. Already used in Sweden? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    That would explain those CS dominating Swedes.

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
    1. Re:Already used in Sweden? by avandesande · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."

      That fat white guy is michael moore, and socialism is the status quo.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    2. Re:Already used in Sweden? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      That would explain those CS dominating Swedes.

      Let me explain Sweden, basicly we have two seasons:
      1. Winter. Constantly below freezing. Occationally drops below -40 in some regions.
      2. Summer: When it doesent rain mosquitos devour everyone who dares to step outdoors.

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    3. Re:Already used in Sweden? by Fentisen · · Score: 1

      Well i think there is one more reason, The water. A friend of mine who ran Café Nine and Team9 for a while ago he got the question "Why is swedish people so good at playing CS?". The one who asked was some crazy german guy who accually knew the answer, he claimed that the water was our skill source. I think you can find the conversation log at www.team9.org

  6. Strength by Klar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how long until suppression of the myostatin protein becomes a viable way to increase olympic potential. If they made drugs that did this, could they even stop people who took them, cause they could clame that they had a mutation and it was natural?

    1. Re:Strength by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 1

      Read the article. It mentions this. Also it mentions using this to combot Muscular Dystrofy.

  7. nitpicking... by selderrr · · Score: 1

    the games have allready begun. Check your timetable.

    if you're reporting something, at least get the time right...

    1. Re:nitpicking... by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      Yes, but see, some of us are in the Central timezone, so you need to add...errrr....subtract........errr Damn it, why can't the olympics ever be held in Wisconsin?

    2. Re:nitpicking... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Actually, timezone differences are irrelevant at this point. The first competitions of the 2004 Olympics began on Wednesday, with a number of soccer matches.

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    3. Re:nitpicking... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing (date this was posted to /.) - (date the article was submited to /.) > 0.

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    4. Re:nitpicking... by selderrr · · Score: 1

      ehm, and the editors job in all this is what ? Sit and pick his nose ?

    5. Re:nitpicking... by JamesKPolk · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, his job is to sit and count the money he made in the buyout of slashdot.

    6. Re:nitpicking... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      That bit is in italics which means it was what the submitter actually wrote. I don't think the editors ever change this bit.

      Besides, 'editor' is a really strong word for the guys at /. They're more like 'filters'.

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    7. Re:nitpicking... by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      If you nitpick, do it right...

      The opening event has begun (about three hours ago) but the games are going to be opened only in a few minutes.

    8. Re:nitpicking... by Otter · · Score: 1
      if you're reporting something, at least get the time right...

      By customary usage, the Olympics officially begin with the opening ceremony, even though qualifying rounds start days earlier.

    9. Re:nitpicking... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? NBC hasn't deigned to show us anything, therefore the Olympics(r) can't have begun!

      And don't tell us what you think happened, because otherwise, NBC will sue your ass off!

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  8. Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new geneticly altered super athletes.

  9. Re:Eureka! by Ignignot · · Score: 3, Funny

    trying for my first +5 funny

    If only there was a +1, Pity...

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    I submitted this story last night, and it didn't get posted.
  10. Use in MD? by White+Roses · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could the same "gene-doping" be used to combat muscular dystrophy? Sounds like this may have more than one use. Like steroids.

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    1. Re:Use in MD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohh god.. when I saw MD the first thing I thought was Mini-Disc... am I a geek????

    2. Re:Use in MD? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      There's been some suggestion of that, re: myostatin inhibitors. They might be useful for various muscular dystrophies.

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      It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
    3. Re:Use in MD? by vondo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I heard a feature on this on NPR yesterday, and yes, the scientist they interviewed who was studying this was doing it for exactly this reason.

    4. Re:Use in MD? by DecadeSol · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it isn't being developed for gene doping in atheletes, it's main purpose was & still is to combat MD.

    5. Re:Use in MD? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      I'm curious if someone had a degenerative disease and was treated by such a therapy if they'd then be denied participation in the olympics.

      this is definately gonna be something people will be talking about before the next olympics.

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      ...spike
      Ewwwwww, coconut...
    6. Re:Use in MD? by KefabiMe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The MDA (Muscular Dystrophy Association) has been doing a lot of research on using gene therapy for MD. (I only know this because one of my best friends was told when he was 12 that he'll prolly not live past 16 years of age. He made it to 18 before his body gave out.)

      It's been a number of years since I've read anything about it, but last I remember there were two issues with using gene therapy to treat MD.

      1. The gene needed to counter-act MD is pretty big. It is hard to fit the necessary genetic code into a virus. (If you don't know, viruses are the easiest way to insert genetic code into a person)
      2. The second issue is that many people can get sick from the type of virus used to deliver the genetic payload. The viruses aren't bad for the body, but the immune system cannot tell the difference between a good human-engineered virus, and a bad disease causing virus. What this means is that gene therapy is best for people who are not in the later stages of MD (ie, people who can still walk).

      As I said, it's been a while since I read any recent research to treating MD, so I would definately appreciate it if someone knowledgeable could provide more information.

    7. Re:Use in MD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it can last up to a year or so, why not just wait? Then they have no reason to deny you.

    8. Re:Use in MD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, the article was written by somebody developing the gene therapy for precisely that purpose. He goes into some detail.

      In short RTFA!

    9. Re:Use in MD? by White+Roses · · Score: 1

      I suspected as much. However, my place of work doesn't allow just any old web page to be displayed, and for some reason, the above site was blocked . . . and yet, /. is still allowed. Go fig.

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      Do not touch -Willie
    10. Re:Use in MD? by Performaman · · Score: 0

      "Sounds like this may have more than one use. Like steroids."
      Or botulisim.

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      I have gas, but my car uses petrol.
  11. Athletes ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! Wait 'til the start doping soldiers, cops and politicians.

    1. Re:Athletes ? by raider_red · · Score: 1

      In Washington D.C., they're already doping the mayor.

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      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
  12. Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It'd be interesting if there were two sets of contests: One for 'natural' and one for 'enhanced' athletes.

    I think it would be a great benefit for society, because then the legalized genetic enhancements would become a highly lucrative legimate business that does controlled experiments only on willing participants. What better way of advancing biotech, growth hormone therepies, genetic engineering techniques than funding it with huge sports franchises and only using them on people who want to be using them.

    1. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It'd also be interesting to see how much better the enchance athletes do compared to the regular ones.

      My guess is a couple decades later _everyone_ will want to be enhanced for the health benefits of being able to create a physicall fit person, possibly avoiding the problems with obesity that are afflicting a large part of the population.

    2. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Kaa · · Score: 1

      What better way of advancing biotech, growth hormone therepies, genetic engineering techniques than funding it with huge sports franchises and only using them on people who want to be using them.

      It's a huge and complicated ethical issue.

      On the one hand, each person's body is his own and what he does with it is his own business. If he wants e.g. to be a superman at 25 and have major health problems by 35, that's his choice to make.

      On the other hand, consider some likely consequences of such an approach.

      How about major biological experiments by rich Western organization on humans, specifically poor uneducated humans from the third world? Yes, with informed (more or less) consent -- what, you are still uneasy?

      How about an open market for transplant organs? (if your body is yours then why shouldn't you be able to sell some of your organs?)

      How do you establish INFORMED consent when nobody including the scientists is likely to have a clue about long-term consequences?

      etc. etc.

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      Kaa
      Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    3. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like they wouldn't do it anyway. Better done on willing participants than in the horrible example in my link.

    4. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Neo's+Nemesis · · Score: 1

      It is actually impossible to keep two separate categories for the atheletic. To say "enhanced" would be like slapping the atheletes sayin "You're good, but they're of a different class. We appreciate your years of hardwork, but because of their mutation, they are more entertaining."

      Just like you don't find a special "Drug Addict" soccer matches, you won't find it in olympics. And moreover, how'd you define enhanced? One whose leg is of titanium, or one who has had gene terapy, or one who is 50% cyborg or greater???

    5. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Screw informed consent, how do you deal with a sizable population of 30+ year olds who did this and now clog your medical system and drain your medicare funds because they no longer are able to actually produce any income in addition to requiring expensive treatments just to stay alive?

    6. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is actually impossible to keep two separate categories for the atheletic. To say "enhanced" would be like slapping the atheletes sayin "You're good, but they're of a different class. We appreciate your years of hardwork, but because of their mutation, they are more entertaining.

      Just like you don't find a special "Drug Addict" soccer matches, you won't find it in olympics. And moreover, how'd you define enhanced? One whose leg is of titanium, or one who has had gene terapy, or one who is 50% cyborg or greater???

      Anything that's prohibited from the competitions today would be considered enhanced. The whole cyborg/powered systems part might make a third class for people with extra power-sources beyond biological.

    7. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Better:

      Natural == Zero medical benefits like childhood immunizations, vitamins, etc. 100% organic food fed from non-GMO crops.

      Enhanced == Anything goes - bovine-growth-hormone fed chickens and cows - vitamins - geneitic engineering.

      That will show that moderen medicine is actually of more benefit than harm to society.

    8. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by lJlolel · · Score: 1
      It'd be interesting if there were two sets of contests: One for 'natural' and one for 'enhanced' athletes.

      I think it would be a great benefit for society, because then the legalized genetic enhancements would become a highly lucrative legimate business that does controlled experiments only on willing participants. What better way of advancing biotech, growth hormone therepies, genetic engineering techniques than funding it with huge sports franchises and only using them on people who want to be using them.

      It'd be interesting if there were two sets of Olympics, one for 'natural' and one for 'cheating' athletes.

      I think it would be a great benefit for society, because then the legalized cheating would become a highly lucrative legitimate business that could rig equipment or even 'eliminate' other countries' athletes. What better way of advancing biotech, growth hormone therepies, or genetic engineering techniques, other than advancing this science by helping people who are actually sick and need it.

    9. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      It's NOT an ethical issue. It's a PROFIT issue!

      It's the same reasons doctors prescribe an infinite amount of antihistimine for skin disorder for example. In return they can suggest a selective diet for free, but they don't. They + insurance companies need to cash in.

      Nothing in the U.S. is for ethics. The sooner you learn that, the better. Americans just do a damn good job hiding it. Better than anyone else in the world. Read "70 Greatest Conspiracy of all time", so many examples.

    10. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's as likely that such treatments would _improve_ people's abilities to produce income and require fewer expensive treatments to stay alive.

      Compared to your average 350lb couch potatoe, your steroid pumped athlete is probably in better shape to be productive in his 50s.

    11. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by shut_up_man · · Score: 1

      I don't know about this... what does 'enhanced' really mean? Drugs? Genetics? Robotics? Quantum physics? Explosives? Cold steel? If the definition is applied as "human plus", there's no end to what could be considered an enhancement.

    12. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by lilmouse · · Score: 1

      > It'd be interesting if there were two sets of contests: One for 'natural' and one for 'enhanced' athletes.

      The one for 'enhanced' athletes is called "baseball."

      --LWM

    13. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by goodlogin · · Score: 0

      Powerlifting is already split into tested (amature) and non-tested (pro).

      See here:
      http://www.ipapower.com/Enter.htm (bottom of the rules page)

      http://www.apa-wpa.com/2004WhiteMountainRegional .P DF entry form showing both tested and non-tested Note that it is a differnet federation that I posted above.

      The difference is staggering, but it makes things much more friendly - you cant bare animosity to those who are enhanced if you arent *really* competing against them.

    14. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by bwy · · Score: 1

      It'd be interesting if there were two sets of contests: One for 'natural' and one for 'enhanced' athletes.

      That is a very interesting idea. I wonder which would be more watched and celebrated? I for one would only be interested in 'natural'- for one particular reason. Raw, physical strength and endurance isn't everything (although no arguing it helps.) For example, I perfer to watch women's tennis, because not having the stength of men, IMHO they are forced to play smarter and with more finesse. Sure every serve isn't an ace- but doesn't that make a match more interesting?

      By the same token it is a free world and if someone wants to dope themselves to hell and play in the steroid games, more power too them- they can compete with fellow 'roid poppers. Although I bet they'd kill themselves trying to get a leg up.

    15. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fascinating. This deserves some modding-up, but I already posted here.

      Thanks for the references!

    16. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I imagine they'd both have a following. I'd enjoy the 'natural' one in the same way that (pre-professional athlete) olympics were once interesting. (too bad now the olympics is a contest of best-funded-teams)

      On the other hand, I'd enjoy the 'enhanced' one in the same way Major League Baseball and WWF/WWE and robotwars competitions are interesting. Especially in Baseball, it's amazing how they can distort humans into distorted shapes to hit balls further.

    17. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      To say "enhanced" would be like slapping the atheletes sayin "You're good, but they're of a different class. We appreciate your years of hardwork, but because of their mutation, they are more entertaining."

      Personally, I don't see much difference betwean what you're saying here and the woman's compitions, and they don't seem to have a problem with it. No matter what the field there's always going to be someone whose inate gifts place them at a level the rest of us aren't going to reach, be it from a titanium leg or a y chromosome. I'm not going to shed any more tears for an athelete who can't compete in an "enhanced" league than they are for me not being able to compete against them given my own inate lack of balence.

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    18. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I agree, and not just for the reasons you state. I'd like it just because unlike traditional compitition, I might actually find this interesting. Making every match also a proving ground for new and experimental technologies which could some day have a pratical application in my own life would be facinating to observe.

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      Everything will be taken away from you.
    19. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Excellent point! Kinda like a darpa-automated-vehichle-challenge, but in the field of medicine!

      I hope some major sports league execs read your comment.

    20. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent green. But only in the US because I think it would be considered a genetically modified food.

    21. Re:Proposal: Two sets of Athletic competitions by freqres · · Score: 1

      what does 'enhanced' really mean?Well, to really make the entertainment factor of the olympics better, I think breast augmentation would be a good start for all women athletes (except the weightlifters, I think that would only make them scarier). Make women's trampoline an event wouldn't hurt either. I'll go back to watching The Man Show now ;)

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  13. Baby with no muscle inhibitor by Shard013 · · Score: 1
    This story reminds me a lot of the baby who produced none of the muscle inhibiting drug posted on /. a while back. In 20 years time it could be very hard to tell who are mutants and who are super athletes.

    Could turn into some X-men plot with try to weed out the mutants...

    1. Re:Baby with no muscle inhibitor by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 1

      I for one, welcome our genetically enhanced super athlete overlords.

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      "Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever" - Napoleon Bonapart.
  14. Re:Eureka! by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This explains all of /.'s readers! We've been naturally selected to suppress the muscle gene, in favor of the intelligence gene."

    Although given the comments in the "Total Cost of 0wnership" thread, that was apparently a package deal with the gullibility gene. ;-)

  15. Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair". by etymxris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's things like this that makes the whole notion of "natural" competition absurd. If what are essentially changes to the genes can result in an unfair advantage, then you have already been penalizing people who don't have these genes, and rewarding people who do.

    Ideally, olympics should be about who has the most perseverance, dedication, and talent. But this exposes the olympics as essentially rewarding people for having the right genes. Why don't we just examine the genes aka Gattaca and declare the winner beforehand? I realize that reaching a competitive level takes quite a bit of effort, but if genes turn out to be the determining factor, we may as well be just testing DNA.

  16. Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by BigDogCH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Somehow, the first thing that comes to my mind is how the gene modding could be used to create ultra-mega-super-models. mmmmmmmmmm, ultra-mega-super-models I suppose the athletes will have to just be honest then. No more "vitamines and nutritional supplaments".

    1. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I dont think you would here arguments from anybody against gene therapy that would give women larger, firmer boobs.

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    2. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      " I dont think you would here arguments from anybody against gene therapy that would give women larger, firmer boobs."

      My wife would argue it! She knows I am already distracted easily, I don't need any BIGGER distractions.

      Yes, thats right, a slashdot reader who is married. The key is........you don't let her know that topless computers excite you as much as topless women.

    3. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it will come in a form that you can slip in her food.

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    4. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you want this? If you'd get slapped asking out a supermodel now, imagine what would happen if they were genetically engineered to have eight times the strength!

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      No comment.
    5. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

      Nah, she already wants a reduction! I keep telling her, we just can't afford it! Now I just have to be sure we can never afford it!

      Anyway, how would I ever be able to get all 3 required pills, ground into a fine dust, 2 times per day, into her food?

    6. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      Well, I for one don't plan on getting slapped. Well, not initially anyway. Although lets not rule out that some of her friends might be a bit violent.

      Ah, who am i kidding? PLEASE DON't hurt me my Supreme Master Ultra-Mega-Supermodel.

    7. Re:Ultra-Mega-Supermodels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would any woman slap you for asking her out? Unless you're doing it totally wrong, hardly the woman's fault.

  17. WOW! by aelbric · · Score: 2, Funny

    A whole other class of improve your [insert attribute here] spam on the way!

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  18. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by Peden · · Score: 1

    Yes but this was before the age where eating drugs till your heart is the size of your head was possible.

  19. Why not allow these drugs? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The body itself is full of "performance enhancing drugs" which we use whenever we are in a situation requiring above-normal abilities. Genetic differences will undoubtedly mean that different people will be able to utilise these chemicals to different amounts (and that's ignoring things like lung capacity and so on that are also genetic). So already certain people have a greater ability to compete in athletic events - there is no such thing as a truly level playing field!

    So what are performance enhancing drugs if not an extension of this? If an athlete drinks isotonic energy drinks to help them train, why not let them take a chemical to allow them to go that little bit further whilst in action? Is there a difference? Only in the modern fascist paradigm in which drugs are somehow dirty and bad, rather than tools which we use to alter our minds and bodies.

    The anti-drug stance of the IOC and other bodies is pure fascism, and doomed to failure. As long as there is competition people will take performance enhancing drugs.

    1. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In sports there are strict rules which are crucial to maintaining the integrity of the sport and fairplay. While calling drug prohibition amongst athletes fascist may well be idealogically correct, the same logic could be applied to any rule in the game. In short, all rules are in some manner fascist.

      The inevitable outcome here will be the diversification of sports into "pure" and "modified" categories.

    2. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The anti-drug stance of the IOC and other bodies is pure fascism, and doomed to failur
      Yeah, yeah, facism, whatever.

      Obligatory All Drug Olympics reference!

      The fact is most people don't want to watch sports that require destroying your body to win. They want to see a competition of discipline, determination, and - yes - good genes, not a freak show of folks willing to half their lifespan in order to win.

    3. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The anti-drug stance of the IOC and other bodies is pure fascism, and doomed to failure. As long as there is competition people will take performance enhancing drugs.

      Tyranny. TYRANNY!

      Facism doesn't mean what you think it means

    4. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you for your pedantry, very helpful indeed. Let's ignore the fact that the term has a commonly used alternative definition shall we?

    5. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You're welcome, and that sounds like an excellent idea.

    6. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Additionally, It would end up being a compition of who has the most resources to make theirselves the better athlete and not a comptetion of talent.

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      Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
    7. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Rumor · · Score: 1

      Incorrect usages, like myths, do not gain legitimacy through popularity. They remain wrong, however common.

      I don't disagree that the IOC exercises an iron grip of control. I kindly suggest you take criticism and correction with a bit of aplomb, and learn from the experience. It's up to you, really.

    8. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      That's just the fascistic attitude the French take to their language... and look at how they insist on linguistic purity at the expense of being able to succinctly express new concepts...

    9. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, its common misuse is generally for the purpose of hyperbole that basically boils down to "any form of authority I don't like." Just call a spade a spade and say something like "I don't like the rules of the IOC" instead of invoking Mussolini, Hitler and Stalin.

      The IOC is a private interest. It has nothing whatever to do with forms of government. You may compete only after agreeing to the terms of the Olympic Charter. Telling that organization it can't draw whatever terms it desires would be closer to fascism than anything it could possibly do. If you want a competition that allows doping, follow in the footsteps of Pierre de Coubertin and start your own.

    10. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      You're joking, right? I'd argue that a televised freakshow is exactly what would glue most people to the tube.

    11. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      So already certain people have a greater ability to compete in athletic events - there is no such thing as a truly level playing field!

      And that's exactly the point... The goal of atheletic competition is to determine which person is more skilled at a given activity - not what you can do to "gain an edge" and win.

    12. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I know I watch sports virtually every day, and have never once cared if someone was doping. I watch sports to see amazing athletic feats.

      "The fact is most people don't want to watch sports that require destroying your body to win"

      Why then is the NFL so popular? I've never seen or heard any evidence to back your statement up.

    13. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by billsf · · Score: 1

      It so happens I agree with this in principle. Chances are most drugs simply don't work or even reduce performance, have a very short-lived effect or simply have dangerous side-effects and long term effects that would put off use if there was simply more known. In the present atmosphere, it is hard to determine what the truth is.

      By making a whole issue of this, one message (perhaps very wrong) is loud and clear: Drugs will make you a better performer. We actually don't know what the truth is. If the matter was more open, athletes and their doctors could make more 'informed' decisions. Like in nations that play "War on Drugs", the problem can only get worse as education becomes unreliable or non-existant. The problem is prohibition and not the substances and techniques used.

      Olympic (and other) athletes must be absurdly cautious with everything they eat, every supliment they take and of course, think twice before taking any prescribed or OTC medication. I've been told by some of the athletes themselves that one cup of coffee is fine but the second may get you in trouble. Now that all medal winners will be tested; Who will they be able to trust? Since there are so many banned substances, many easy to detect, it would be too simple get the medal of someone stripped. It has become much like the situation of government agents planting drugs on someone for an easy bust.

    14. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      'The body itself is full of "performance enhancing drugs" which we use whenever we are in a situation requiring above-normal abilities.'

      and pretty soon these will be banned as well! Athletes will be required to have their *adrenal* glands removed before competition!

      'The anti-drug stance of the IOC and other bodies is pure fascism, and doomed to failure.'

      Absolutely; consider the case of the athlete who tested positive for a controlled substance, was retested, as the rules required, just to be sure, came up negative on the second test.

      Fine, thinks the athlete...

      Then the governing body decide to *change* the rules, make it retroactive and say 'oh, by the way, that first test is the one that counts now. You are banned, sucker!'

      And thats it; the athletes lives are under the control of arbitrary and fickle agencies who change the rules at a whim.

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    15. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      But they change their (collective) mind all the time and make it retroactive; there isn't an athlete around who can guarantee that their medals won't be stripped by some retroactive rules change in the years to come.

      This is surely fickleness and demonstrates lack of good faith on the part of the sports governing bodies.

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    16. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > The fact is most people don't want to watch
      > sports that require destroying your body to win.

      what a load of crap!

      obsessive over-training destroys the bodies of athletes just as often (if not more often) than taking drugs. there are countless would-be athletes who have ruined their bodies, destroyed their knees and ankles, starved themselves into anorexia, ruined their kidneys etc etc etc following an insane and obsessive training program.

      this whole "drug cheat" thing is a bullshit dichotomy, professional athletes aren't "natural" - they spend their entire lives doing nothing but training for their chosen sport. the best of them are ultra-fit at 20-25 yo but physical wrecks at 35 and 40.

      just as with other illegal drugs, banning performance enhancement drugs just increases the risk to the users AND increases the profit to those who supply them. banning substances does not work, never has worked, and never can work. it just increases the risks and the costs (including the social costs).

    17. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's pretty asinine, but it is hardly "fascist." By the language going around you'd think it was some branch of the U.N. where rule-breakers would be sent to the International Criminal Court. The governing bodies from AYSO to IOC and their professional counterparts are all little more than private clubs for which membership is utterly voluntary. You want to join the club, you play by their rules, idiotic though they may be.

      It isn't as if it is the only organization for international sporting competition, but since the Olympic movement has been so successful in creating an image that could be taken right out of Triumph of the Will, people mistakenly attach their nationalist pride to the organization, losing sight of the fact that it is just a private organization of amateur athletes that exists for the primary purpose of making mountains of money.

    18. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "You want to join the club, you play by their rules, idiotic though they may be."

      I dunno... its now extremely uncommon for even private clubs to disallow membership based on race or gender. The current, as you say, asinine approach taken by sports governing bodies is not far off.

      Consider this scenario.

      It is determined that someone who drinks a lot of water before a drugs test could be trying to conceal traces of a banned substance.

      Anyone whos urine sample exceeded a certain quota will be retroactively banned and all their medals stripped.

      Except that many people about to attend a drugs test at which a urine sample may be required may well drink lots of water in order to actually be able to urinate on demand...

      If a 'sports club' acts in this way, would it not be in the interests of the public good for their behavior to be regulated by law, just as their behavior re race or gender of membership is also regulated by law (in many countries)?

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    19. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      No, it would not be in the public interest until such time as excessive water-drinkers are determined to be a protected class. Barring that, it is FAR more in the public interest to protect the liberty of the right to assembly than to dictate rules of assembly.

      See: Civics 101

    20. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      don't have the government regulate things that do not warrant violent intervention. Government regulation is always violent intervention. Think about that for a bit before you send SWAT to take out the golf club owner who doesn't like women on his property.

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    21. Re:Why not allow these drugs? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      In stead of saying drugs are no worse that what they are already doing to there bodies by over training why not try to help when you can? I would love to see them not allow people under the age of 18 compete at the pro level at all.
      Frankly the fact that some people do not care if people are destroying themselves for stupid games makes me loose what little hope I had for the human race.

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  20. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

    That's not irony that's imperialism.

  21. GATACCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GattIca ? I is not a nucleotide. yet

    also ...

    Don't rely on works of art to try and prove a point.

    1. Re:GATACCA by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      It's "GATTACA", not "GATACCA".

    2. Re:GATACCA by SourKAT · · Score: 1

      GATTACA becoming a reality is not that far away, if you think about it. Soon, we'll have genetic discrimination... But of course, the good guys will always win in the end, and even get the girl. But then again, maybe that's just hollywood.

  22. Re:Eureka! by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

    Hey, at least I'm honest about it :)

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  23. Seems very detectable to me by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt that gene doping does a good job of inserting exactly one copy of the foreign gene in all cells of an athletes' body. Doing a genetic tests of a sample of cells and discovering that only x% (where X is not near 0% or near 100%) would show that the athlete is a chimera. A bit more study would then prove that the individual is not a naturally occurring in utero chimera, and thus must be an artificially created one. And if the tests show multiple copies of the gene in some cells, then that cinches the finding of being a GMA (genetically modified athlete). The only issue is cost, which might be a bit steep at first.

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    1. Re:Seems very detectable to me by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I could see a program that does the engineering at the fertilized egg level. If you design your athletes before they're born, it could be almost impossible to detect.

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    2. Re:Seems very detectable to me by snellgrove2 · · Score: 1

      reminds me of the film "Gattaca" where most people are genetically engineered, before their born and yes, there was an athlete in that film.. but he broke his neck or something, and became wheelchair bound..

    3. Re:Seems very detectable to me by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 2, Informative

      i am now going to nitpick like a grandma, because thats what slashdotters do.

      you are using the term chimera wrong. it is not a chimera. a chimera is technically an organism which possesses a genetic composition from more than one zygote. this athlete in question came from only one zygote, apparently, and only has had some of it's genes modified, therefore gene therapy (using a vector such as retro or adenovirus to deliver a gene) does not make a chimera.

      a "mosaic" would be the correct term, which would be an organism that developed from the same zygote but which contains cells that have varying genetic composition.

  24. Better Stronger Faster by AlexReborn · · Score: 1

    Case mods, gene mods,... it is just how we express ourselves. Just remember that the rogue athlete looking for the cutting edge is usually following way behind a government trying to make better soldiers (or they should be...) I can't wait until we can reengineer adult genes, but I gues that would only go to the rich... Damn, conspiracies suck!

    1. Re:Better Stronger Faster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A guy down the street from me has all kinds of mods on his Honda Civic. Type R sticker, spinners, and a HUGE wing. I can't wait to see the mods he comes up with for himself.

  25. from the way it looks... by spangineer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even now, before this kind of thing is readily available, people pass blood tests and yet get derided as using something that allows to succeed. Lance Armstrong is the classic example - here's a guy who's an amazing athlete, and who has been able to stay on top of his game for longer than anyone else. Makes sense that he would be using drugs, right? Well, he's passed every test he's taken.

    In my opinion, he's clean, and is being unfairly accused. But in the future, in 20 years, will there be another Lance Armstrong who refuses to take performance enhancing drugs but yet surpasses all of his or her opponents? What will happen to him or her if s/he is accused of gene therapy? What will happen to the incredibly successful athletes who also happen to be honest?

    1. Re:from the way it looks... by Aphelion · · Score: 1

      He can't pass every test he's taken because his TE ratio would be out of range. He has no natural production of testosterone (the cancer, by the way, was testicular cancer) and gets weekly injections of it instead. The regulatory bodies have to overlook this discrepancy in the face of his cancer. Now, I'm sure that the injection keeps him without normal physiological levels of T, but who's to say what his natural T production was before the cancer? He's almost certainly received a "boost."

    2. Re:from the way it looks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      but who's to say what his natural T production was before the cancer? He's almost certainly received a "boost."

      Doubt it. Elevated levels of testosterone will cause whole-body muscle growth even in couch potatoes, let alone world-class athletes. If he upped his testosterone he'd also be packing on weight (dense muscle mass) which would seriously hinder his ability to ride uphill. Chemo destroyed his muscle mass so when he started riding again, he didn't have the upper body he used to (as a triathlete) which has helped his mountain-climbing times immensely. Taking extra testosterone would be counterproductive as he would be dragging around a lot more useless weight all over.

      Cyclists are helped by extra oxygen production, and my guess is that extra muscle would consume more oxygen just for maintenance.

      I can possibly see a use for testosterone, though, which would be to maintain muscle mass while engaged in strenuous endurance activity. You wouldn't want *extra* muscle but maybe it would help to keep it there so your body doesn't cannibalize it for energy.

      But they eat so much anyway, I don't know if that's even a factor.

    3. Re:from the way it looks... by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Lance Armstrong is a freak of nature, in a nice way. His lung capacity (which is pretty unfakeable) is way larger than normal. His heart beats abnormally slow at rest. His muscles clear of lactic acid very normally. He is unengineerable at this point. It isn't just muscles that can be added by steroids or human growth hormone. It's many things about him.

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    4. Re:from the way it looks... by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      > In my opinion, he's clean, and is being unfairly
      > accused.

      There are enough rumours about him, it's just that pretty much nobody openly accuses him. Other cyclers are probably sitting in a glasshouse anyway, so they wouldn't through the first stone.

      There's speculation that the chemo-therapy has made him "immune" against certain performance-enhancing drugs (or the detection, that is).
      Also, he receives daily or weekly doses of testosteron (because the cancer was in the testicles) - but,
      to quote Jan Ulrich: "Who is to judgde if that is doping ? I'm certainly not going to do that !"

      If you remember the "Balco-scandal" (still being investigated, AFAIK), you'll remember that the interdepence between sports, athlets, business, pharmacology is already very deep.
      Nobody who does doping today does it "accidentially", and scary amounts of money are dedicated to research new performance-enhancing drugs and ways to avoid detection.
      Us, the spectators, just watch.

      All in all, this just shows how decadent this society (the (western) world as a whole, not necessarily limited to the USA) has become - it's "panem et circensis" again, and the vandals and ottomen are already knocking on the gates of the empire...

      Rainer

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    5. Re:from the way it looks... by scrod · · Score: 1
      will there be another Lance Armstrong who refuses to take performance enhancing drugs but yet surpasses all of his or her opponents? What will happen to him or her if s/he is accused of gene therapy? What will happen to the incredibly successful athletes who also happen to be honest?

      I swear this happens to me all the time while playing Quake 3.
  26. First tell me this.. by earthstar · · Score: 1

    Jus how does taking a normal drug itself increase in better performance for the sportsman??
    I mean how do drugs work?
    does that make their muscles move faster,and there fore they win.?
    And especially in games other than athletics and swimming, how does it actually help?
    there seems to be drugs for every game!!
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    1. Re:First tell me this.. by DeionXxX · · Score: 1

      You're thinking about the wrong type of drugs. The drugs they are talking about is not like speed or cocaine... they don't make you feel better... they increase muscle mass through different ways (like THG, various steroids).

    2. Re:First tell me this.. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that doping produces additional red blood cells making your cardiovascular system more efficent (more oxygen carried per gram). These are used in the endurance events (aerobic).
      Steroids allow very rapid muscle development as they are very similar to hormones used to signal muscle growth. HGH has a similar effect on the production of tendons and other connective tissue. These are more of an advantage in strength (anerobic) events such as (sprints, throws, wrestling, etc). I'm not sure what the mixed events benefit from, but would think that since most of those are team sports having better teamwork would more than offset a single superstar.

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  27. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by garcia · · Score: 1

    Greed is a powerful thing. This sort of thing has been going on for years and it will always continue to go on.

    At least with the Communist (German and Chinese) swimmers that were doping in the 80s and 90s everyone knew they were cheating and it was just accepted that eventually they would be caught.

    Sadly, at times, the athletes themselves didn't know they were being fed something other than vitamins. Let's just hope that the athletes that are doing gene doping know that they should be ashamed of their actions.

  28. Re:Nonsense by julesh · · Score: 1

    Look at the movie Gattica

    I think you mean Gattaca. I wonder how many people think that's just a weird title that has nothing to do with the story...?

  29. It will make the Industrial Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...look like a statistical blip. Once prospective parents can replace defective genes and "improve" existing ones, we'll have medical ethicists and philosophers agonizing over what it means to be human -- to no avail, since the revolution will sweep them aside before they can come to a conclusion.

    Forget the atomic bomb -- if a totalitarian country like North Korea starts fiddling with the genome, the rest of the world will have to follow suit or risk being turned into an irrelevancy. In one hundred years, we'll look on unaltered humans the same way we view the Amish or Bush people today.

    / not saying it's good or bad, it just is.

    1. Re:It will make the Industrial Revolution by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      "In one hundred years, we'll look on unaltered humans the same way we view the Amish or Bush people today."

      You mean like G.W.?

      You are right though. The North Koreans are already raised in school to hate the U.S.. Now, genetically alter them to be smarter, stronger, and full of more vengence than Americans. Can you say super-terrorists? I better get my bio-rifle.

    2. Re:It will make the Industrial Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, like the tribes that live outside of so-called civilization in Africa and South America.

  30. Modified class olympics by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    I think they should have a modified class olympics where you can do anything you want to enhance the human body - drugs, gene manipulation, steriods, you name it is legal. You could call it the X Olympics.

    One problem I could see is that the women sports categories would populated with some very ugly hairy looking women.

    1. Re:Modified class olympics by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      very ugly hairy looking women

      not if they use laser hair removal and plastic surgery...

    2. Re:Modified class olympics by kryzx · · Score: 1

      I agree. Just like technologies developed for NASCAR eventually make it to the mass market, a legitimate testing ground for chem/bio/gene/mechanical enhancements would spur research and allow everyone to see which ones rock and which crash and burn.

      Hey, no need to differentiate between the men and the women. With gene and hormone therepy it's effectively a choice anyway.

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  31. As someone asked about Viagra... by mi · · Score: 1

    Why not just add this stuff to water supply?

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    1. Re:As someone asked about Viagra... by DecadeSol · · Score: 1

      They already tried it with Prozac in Britain, no dice.

  32. Re:Eureka! by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

    Strangely, the 2 replies that others have posted in regards to my attempt are outscoring me. This whole "no longer an AC" thing isn't all it was cracked up to be.

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  33. Mickey Mouse Olympics by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 4, Informative

    There was a story published in Omni magazine in '79 called 'The Mickey Mouse Olympics' by Thomas Sullivan. The Soviet and USA Olympic teams consisted of genetically engineered freaks that the respective teams tried to sneak past the judges. There was a swimmer with a blowhole who didn't have to lift his head out of the water to breathe, a wrestler with alligator skin ('just a really bad case of eczema'), etc.

  34. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Its having the right genes and having the drive and dedication to use them.

    How many kids on the playground today have the potential genes to become another Michael Jordan, but lack the desire and drive to get there.

  35. What about other attributes? by thewickedmystic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if they can do the same for IQ or concentration? This would be handy for the chess competitors... And for me... I could complete my world domination scheme... hmmmm...

    KHHHAAAAAANNNNNNN!

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  36. Re:Nonsense by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

    In the opening credits, don't they show how the name GATTACA was derived? Flashing G's, C's, A's, and T's?

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  37. Re:Eureka! by Ignignot · · Score: 1

    [Intelligence] was apparently a package deal with the gullibility gene

    What? I didn't sign any sort of package deal! I didn't sign any sort of deal at all! I demand to see who has been making deals behind my back, especally about my genous IQ!

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  38. "Threatens to transform?" by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I always take issue with that phrase. Why is transformation necessarily a "threat?"

    Wake up. As our technology advances, life is going to change, sometimes in increments that are uncomfortable to bear. Debates of morality and ethics will constantly shift and evolve. And guess what -- none of this is a "threat."

  39. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say it'd be more appropriate to say Unreal Tournament would become a "dead" person event... CAUSE I'D WASTE ALL THE MUTHA--***NO CARRIER

  40. Phil Hartman - SNL by Cumstien · · Score: 1

    Why not quote your way to +5 funny?

    "Getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken anabolic steroids, Novocaine, Nyquil, Darvon and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had several cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is going for a clean and jerk of over 1,500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That's an awful lot of weight and here he goes ... Oh! He pulled his arms off! He's pulled his arms off! That's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian!"

    This will take about 2 seconds to /.
    http://www.rollingviolation.com/video/funstuff/all drug.avi

  41. Some ancient history - Ancient Olympics by GuyFawkes · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Although the ancient Olympic games were first recorded in 776 BC, they originated at least a century before that and possibly as early as the 13th century BC.

    One Greek legend said that the great Herakles (Hercules, in the Roman form) won a race at Olympia, a plain in the small state of Elis, and then decreed that the race should be re-enacted every four years. Another said that Zeus himself had originated the festival after defeating Cronus for the sovereignty of heaven.

    The more likely story is that the Olympic festival was a local religious event until 884 BC, when Iphitus, the king of Elis, decided to turn it into a broader, pan-Hellenic festival. To accomplish that, he entered into a temporary truce with other rulers, allowing athletes and others to travel peacefully to Olympia while the festival was going on.

    The Greeks based their chronology on four-year periods called Olympiads, and the Olympic festival marked the beginning of each Olympiad. Evidently, the festival was reorganized in 776 BC, which was considered the start of the first Olympiad.
    Ruins of the Olympic Paleastra

    The festival was basically a religious gathering to celebrate the gods worshipped in common by all Hellenes, primarily Zeus. There were three other major pan-Hellenic festivals, the Pythian, the Nemean, and the Isthmian, all of which included fairs, but the festival at Olympia became pre-eminent by 572 BC, when Elis and Sparta entered into an alliance under which Elis was in charge of the event itself while Sparta enforced the sacred truce.

    A single foot race was the only athletic event until the fifteenth Olympiad. The race was the length of the stadium, approximately 200 yards. As time went on, the games associated with the festival expanded and became increasingly important. A race of two stadium lengths was added in 724 and a long-distance race of 24 stadium lengths (about 2.5 miles) was added in 720.

    Other types of sports followed quickly: Wrestling and the pentathlon in 708, boxing in 688, chariot racing in 680, and the pancratium, a combination of boxing and wrestling, in 748. At one time or another, there were 23 Olympic sports events, although they were never all held at the same festival.

    A branch of wild olive was the only official prize for an Olympic winner, but there were also usually some unofficial prizes awarded by his city-state. For example, Athens allowed an Olympic champion to live free of charge in the Pyrtaneum, a special hall set aside for distinguished citizens. Other city-states exempted winners from taxes for an Olympiad, and in some cases citizens contributed to a cash award.

    Athletes had to arrive in Elis a month before the games to undergo spiritual, moral, and physical training under the supervision of the judges, who then decided which of them were genuinely qualified to compete. Each competitor had to swear an oath that he was a free-born Greek who had committed no sacrilege against the gods.

    At first, the games took up only one day of the festival. That was extended to two days in 680, with the addition of chariot racing, and to five days in 632. However, only three of those days were actually devoted to competition. The first day was devoted to religious sacrifices, the registration of athletes, and the taking of the Olympic oath. Prizes were awarded and thanksgiving sacrifices were offered on the fifth day.

    Athletes usually competed nude. They originally wore shorts but, according to one ancient writer, Pausanias, a competitor deliberately lost his shorts so that he could run more freely during the race in 720 BC, and clothing was then abolished.

    Women were not allowed to watch the games, but that had nothing to do with the nudity of the male athletes. Rather, it was because Olympia was dedicated to Zeus and was therefore a sacred area for men. The chariot races, which were held outside the sacred precinct, were open to women spectators. (Women had their own sacred festivals from which men were banned, most notabl

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    1. Re:Some ancient history - Ancient Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.swim-city.com/olympics.php3?page=histor y

    2. Re:Some ancient history - Ancient Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yEs YEs Yes but what about their use of gene doping and cybernetics?

  42. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by etymxris · · Score: 1
    How many kids on the playground today have the potential genes to become another Michael Jordan, but lack the desire and drive to get there.
    I'll pull a number out of my ass and say it's the minority. How many are even as tall as Jordan, ignoring other important genetic influences for the moment?
  43. License? by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    Does Monsanto has the right to demand a kind of (IP) license from IAAF or the athlets?

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    1. Re:License? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Not until we add competitive soybeaning as an event. I hear it will be an exhibition at the 2012 olympiad.

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  44. Ah, "Scientific" American by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    You know, I was interested in this when I read the blurb. Still am. But I can't help being put off when the first thing that I check out, this page from SciAm, starts out with the following sentence:

    "Skeletal muscle accounts for more than a third of an average healthy 30-year-old's body mass, but its cells are unlike most human tissues."

    Think about that. Thirty five percent of your body is unlike the other sixty five percent. I'd hazard a guess that that would be a true statement for almost any given discrete subset of your body. Its not like its saying that a few small cells (1%) responsible for your conditioning and are unlike the rest of your body. Your muscles are useful, yes, but hardly unique.

    Ah, but you have to fill inches...

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  45. Good stuff by GodHead · · Score: 1


    If it were safe and avalible, why not get it done? How much healthier would we all be if we were given extra lean muscle, improved joints, stronger bones? And I mean normal people, not just those with disease.

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  46. breaking down the notion of fair, not really by geohump · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Genetic musclular/coordination potential, as determined by ones genetic composition, is only one part of what makes a champion. The other factors, training, coaching and drilling on technique, mental toughness (How nutured/mentored), opportunity and desire also contribute. Some of these are totaly random but all contribute to the outcome. Fail to have anyone of them, and even if you have a superior gene map, you won't win.

    1. Re:breaking down the notion of fair, not really by etymxris · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. So what you are saying is that if two athletes have the same "training, coaching and drilling on technique, mental toughness (How nutured/mentored), opportunity and desire also contribute", then the winner is determined by genetics. How is that fair?

  47. Welcome! by Jahf · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new genetically enhanced lazy beer drinking game playing Overlords.

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  48. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, I don't. EVERY sport has had athletes doing some "underhanded" thing to gain competitive advantage. This is no different than taking amphetamines in the 50's. As long as someone can come in first, people will cheat. Test them all you want, but it won't EVER change, so instead just open it up. Take what you want, use whatever technique you like, and may the best (altered) man win.

    And for all of you who claim to care about the welfare of atheletes, shut up. They're allowed to make up their own mind (or should be.) The very playing of many sports (football) is a severe hazard to health. No one is suggesting we outlaw sports.

  49. Time by DecadeSol · · Score: 1

    Published in Time Magazine, I recieved this issue today. Where has our originality gone?

    You could have just linked to the Time story, it's very extensive.

    1. Re:Time by 0prime · · Score: 1

      Or, read the sciam article two months ago when it first came out.

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  50. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by SnapShot · · Score: 1

    Why should they be ashamed? It's their bodies. It's not like I have any money riding on the outcome. It's not like being a gold medal calibre athlete is generally "healthy" in the "well-rounded live to 97 with all your joints intact" sense of the word.

    Actually, I'm playing devil's advocate here, since I do think there is a loss of purity to the games, but I thought that ever since the "Dream Team" jumped in the game and started beating up on the true amatures. I guess I'm just a little fed up with the media frenzy (currently drugs but gene therapy is just around the corner) with the assumtion that it is WRONG without anyone asked to defend their position.

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  51. what is the differance?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?"

    Isn't the present and past of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes???

    I mean why is genetic engineering though evolution better then consciouse design??

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  52. New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can't detect it, it should be legal.

    Caveat; If you die of 'natural' causes within 5 years after winning the games, ya gotta give the gold back. Fair? Fair!

    Like lots of people on this board, I think the whole idea of 'natural' vs. 'unnatural' competition is a little odd. Why is someone who 'naturally' produces more testosterone more ethical than someone who injects it? Shoud certain hormones be restricted to a normal range? Or do we just say 'its gotta be organic.'

    Probably at the heart of all this is the question "what's the Olympics about, exactly?"
    Doing as well as you can? Testing the limits of human endurance? Then allow modifications.

    Overcoming disability? Lets penalize those folks with fewer disabilites, then!

    The problem with technology is that it blurs natural boundaries and makes us ask silly philosophical questions like "what does a person have to do to qualify as a human."

    The original olympics wasn't about all of this silly ethical garbage. It was about muscular naked men manhandling one another in front of a large audience. I, for one, think we should honor this spirit and seek to preserve it.

    Amen.

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    1. Re:New rule. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a really good post until you hit the point about naked men. Just not my thing. I would however get tickets to the womens mud wrestling event at the next Olympics.

    2. Re:New rule. by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

      I was happy to see just the other evening in a documentary about the original olympics (on the History channel, I believe) the statement that there were NO restrictions or regulations against "performance enhancing" substances back then; if an athelete thought smoking a yak's turd before a competition gave him an edge over his opponent's eating pickled aardvark testicles, they both were invited to imbibe freely before they met in contest. The only things outlawed were eye-gouging and spitting (and, of course, THOSE rules were broken liberally!)

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    3. Re:New rule. by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      Why is someone who 'naturally' produces more testosterone more ethical than someone who injects it?

      I'm sure that would be because if everyone could just "inject" atheletic ability, it would, for the most part, level the playing field - which is exactly the opposite of what this type of competition is all about. In addition, it would be disrespectful to the atheletes that actually have real talent.

    4. Re:New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      I would however get tickets to the womens mud wrestling event at the next Olympics.

      eh, with enough performance enhancing drugs, they'll look like men anyways

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    5. Re:New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      So we're testing for natural genetic superiority, then? What is injectable talent less 'real' than genetically produced talent?

      Besides, no matter what drugs you add, you'll still have winners and losers. Steriods don't keep you from having to exercise.

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    6. Re:New rule. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Probably at the heart of all this is the question
      > "what's the Olympics about, exactly?"

      Money and fame, of course.

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    7. Re:New rule. by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1
      The original olympics wasn't about all of this silly ethical garbage. It was about muscular naked men manhandling one another in front of a large audience.

      Ethics are what society is about and should not be taken lightly. The thing is that most drugs taken by athletes have very negative side effects. People who don't want to destroy thier body but make it the best "machine they can" are being penalized for being good to themselves to the detriment of those that only care about winning.

      The original olympics had no objections to the things you are refering to because fundamentally they thought that the best athlete would win. Modern science has made it possible for that to no longer be true. By my interpretation, NOT letting steriods into the games keeps in the spirit of the games.

      When steroids can be safely administered to children alongside Vitamin A, B and C, I think the arguement for allowing steroids is a detriment to all because it would encourage society to start administrating steroids to children as another vitamin to take (among children of competitive parents). And if you think this arguement is silly just remeber that many olympians ARE children!

      I am sorry but I think "silly ethical garbage" is important and I am glad that the IOC agrees.

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    8. Re:New rule. by HumanTorch · · Score: 1

      Probably at the heart of all this is the question "what's the Olympics about, exactly?" Doing as well as you can? Testing the limits of human endurance? Then allow modifications

      Perhaps we can view the Olympics as the biological equivalent of the Space Race - that new technologies beneficial to humans will emerge as a side-effect.

    9. Re:New rule. by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we are testing for natural genetic superiority. We have been for thousands of years... what else is there? If you are suggesting that we judge atheletic ability based on whatever 'enhancements' we are able to modify our bodies with, then again, I say what's the point? Human physical competition centers on the fact that no one is created equal, and that some people are more suited to one task over another. The point of any sporting event is to determine which person is more able than another. Natural genetic ability is and has been everything, and I don't think anything else has a place in atheletics.

    10. Re:New rule. by alien_blueprint · · Score: 1

      If you can't detect it, it should be legal.

      That's very close to the system we have now, isn't it? If it can't be detected then you get away with it - and keep the advantage.

      I do agree with you and some of the other posters in that it's a tricky question. Why is genetic advantage "ok"? Why is having a millions of dollars of sports research behind you "ok"? Why is it that millions of dollars of equipment and facilities - that others might now have access to - is "ok"? The only way to make it absolutely "fair" would be to clone athletes, dole them out to each country and ensure that only a certain amount of money (and no less) is invested in each one. Of course, that's madness, but that's inevitably where the "fair" argument leads.

      Here's another way to look at it - pragmatically. The Olympics is fundamentally a big show. If people stop being interested, then it just disappears. The IOC has to judge whether the rules end up enhancing the Olympics' popularity or degrading it. They have judged that allowing all sorts of performance enhancing drugs would turn people off, as it then becomes mostly a measure of how good your drugs are. And whether it's right or not to exclude these drugs, I tend to agree with that assessment of audience reaction.

      Take a pathological case and work backwards. Assume the existence of an undetectible "cheat" that would allow me to easily win every event in the Olympics with no training at all, and even no experience in any of the events. By your rule, that would be fine. And that would instantly be the end of the Olympics from an audience interest point of view, and therefore the end of the Olympics - and the IOC obviously don't want that. So, that means that there are some things the audience will find acceptable at this time (eg. lots of training even with expensive equipment) and others that they won't (eg. filling yourself with drugs, having a cybernetic heart, or altering time and space). The only question is where you draw that line exactly.

      The original olympics wasn't about all of this silly ethical garbage. It was about muscular naked men manhandling one another in front of a large audience. I, for one, think we should honor this spirit and seek to preserve it.

      Why? I'm not sure from the above what spirit you're referring to exactly :)

    11. Re:New rule. by Kvan · · Score: 1

      Since I can't tell the difference between an athlete lucking out in mitosis or having a team of smart bio-engineers to help them, why should I care which it is? The net result is that one athlete will be able to push the human body farther than the others, and that's where the entertainment value lies.

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    12. Re:New rule. by hashwolf · · Score: 1

      If you can't detect it, it should be legal.

      Are we talking about athletes or about politicians?

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    13. Re:New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we are testing for natural genetic superiority. We have been for thousands of years... what else is there?

      Engineered genetic superiority.

      If you are suggesting that we judge atheletic ability based on whatever 'enhancements' we are able to modify our bodies with, then again, I say what's the point?

      Same point as testing for natural superiority, I suppose. I mean, if you can have stock car races and stock cars are combonations of both engineering and human ability then why not physical competition done in the same spirit?

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    14. Re:New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Well, we also make gymnasts stick their landing, and that kills their knees. Maybe we shouldn't?

      Ethicical systems have a rational basis. That basis, in this case, as you stated, is the longterm health of the athelete. I don't think that basis is being employed in determining what is legal and what isn't.

      If a performance enhancing drug is "healthy", should it be legal?

      Where do you draw the line between a nutritional suppliment and a performance enhancing drug?

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    15. Re:New rule. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Okay, I can understand the whole 'popularity' thing. Of course, I think there'd be huge support for a separate 'all drug olympics.'

      If you could take a special drug that made you win the olympics? Hell, the development of such a drug would be groundbreaking, assuming the detriment to health would be worth it. But what happens next year when your competitors use the same thing? Competition is the ultimate proving ground for medical science. What works. What are the side effects. What doesn't. Lets use it!

      Alright. So lets say if you're in the olympics you have to make public your drug regime. Anything that you don't list is illegal.
      Problem solved!

      Hell, I'd watch an all drug olympics. All this talk a while back about barriers that will never be broken and now they are. I want to know what people are capable of!

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  53. Lance Armstrong losing his 6th Tour de France... by Ransak · · Score: 4, Funny
    It was reported that Lance Armstrong is about to have his 6th Tour de France title taken away as recent advances in France have lead to the ability to detect banned substances via new testing procedures. The tests revealed three banned substances illegal in France on Armstrong...

    ...toothpaste, deoderant, and soap.

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  54. unlimited category by RLW · · Score: 1

    Maybe sporting events should be broken down by category of modification like in car racing. Let's see there's street legal, stock modified, some more and then unlimited.

  55. Am I alone in not giving a damn by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The entire idea of the olympics is a joke anyway. Peace and mutual understanding through sports? HA. Yeah then please explain to me why each countries media only focusses on their own athletes and on how many medals they will win. It is just a giant ego contest.

    Then you got tiny countries competing with giants, some of who can afford to spend huge sums of money on training and some who can't. Add events that some countries just can't train, bit hard to learn to sail in a landlocked desert, and what is the point.

    Open up the drugs and lets see what we can do to the human body eh? Doctors have to be very carefull in human testing of new drugs but here you got a bunch of idiots^H^H^H^H^H^Hvolunteers who happily pump themselves full of the latest medicine. Most of these performance enhancing drugs can be used in real medicine.

    Lets try muscle building medicine in those without social value ehm, in athletes and if it works we can use it in people struck with disease.

    The games ain't fair anyway, if they are all pumped up at least that bit balances out.

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    1. Re:Am I alone in not giving a damn by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Yeah then please explain to me why each countries media only focusses on their own athletes and on how many medals they will win. It is just a giant ego contest.

      From what I've seen, nowhere else comes close to doing this as much as the USA does. If an American doesn't stand a good chance of winning, chances are there'll be no coverage at all. That's an exaggeration, but honestly not much of one. Very sad.

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    2. Re:Am I alone in not giving a damn by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Why is it sad? As an American, I couldn't give a crap about some ballroom dancer from east tajikistan. Why would it be better if I did?

      When watching the Olympics, I concentrate on 2 things. First, sports I care about, second, athletes I care about. If a foreign athlete has an interesting story, then I'll pay attention, and so will the networks, because good stories make good news.

    3. Re:Am I alone in not giving a damn by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      i agree 100% - change athletes from being worthless social parasites into people who perform a useful service to society by field-testing interesting new medications.

      they should give soemthing back for the billions spent indulging their competitive obsessions.

    4. Re:Am I alone in not giving a damn by at_18 · · Score: 1

      Yeah then please explain to me why each countries media only focusses on their own athletes and on how many medals they will win.

      They don't. Today I already saw two or three finals that didn't have any athlete of my country (Italy) in them, and the speaker was prasing a lot those "great athletes".

      Oh, you are talking about the US media...

  56. the future of sports by twitter · · Score: 1
    Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?"

    According to "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers", yes but they will be banned because they make things boring. The point of no return comes when you get goalies who exactly fill the goal.

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    1. Re:the future of sports by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      According to "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers", yes but they will be banned because they make things boring. The point of no return comes when you get goalies who exactly fill the goal.

      Although IIRC then even that won't work for Scotland, who will still manage to lose 2-0.

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    2. Re:the future of sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Boring"? I'm used to that and more from genetic apologi$ts like them. Foul mouthed they are, but that's slavery for you. Silly dishonest athletes are nothing new, and they will be more again when their pyramid scheme collapses. They are crapflooder astroturfing trolls, I agree.

  57. The all new "Captian (Corporate) America" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well now, its been awhile since we have had those unnaturally "muscular" east german olympic chicks. Ah, the good old days of state manufactured olympic competitors have been privatized. But it sounds to me a bit like that old "super soldier" thing from the Captian America comics, though this time I guess these new private enterprise Captian America's, rather than having a flag on their shield, will no doubt have a viagra sticker on their helmet, a patch with an exxon logo, a montisento foods sticker on their back pocket, and a niki swish on the shield, and come with a dmca restricted license on their genes.

  58. Free for all by raider_red · · Score: 1

    Why not just have a set of games where there are no restrictions on performance enhancing technologies? We'll keep the Olympics all-natural, but have a parallel event where anything goes.

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  59. This transcends sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares about sports.
    This technology can probably benefit the life of the comon person.
    I don't see why the benefits of a "active healthy life style" can be taken on a pill, leaving time to actually enjoy life instead of jogging 3 hours a week.

  60. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by garcia · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm playing devil's advocate here, since I do think there is a loss of purity to the games, but I thought that ever since the "Dream Team" jumped in the game and started beating up on the true amatures.

    Communist countries didn't have "true" amateurs. In fact, we were far more pure in that sense than most of the other major powers in the Olympics. The current "Dismal Team" is just that. They are performing terribly against other countries because they have forgotten the essentials we were stressing 30+ years ago (teamwork and passing).

    Why should they be ashamed? It's their bodies. It's not like I have any money riding on the outcome.

    Large monies gained from endorsements and sometimes awards in excess of $1 million for a gold medal. Michael Phelps (USA swimming) is looking for quite a chunk *IF* (big IF) he sets the gold metal count record. You may not have any but everyone else sure does.

  61. Oh. Great. by Hadriven · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do hope people at the Olympic Commitee realize that their games are slowly shifting from sport to engineering?

    The question is, once the Olympic Games, as well as a whole other lot of various sports - look at the Tour de France - become a dangerous arena where everything, legal or not, is done to upgrade the athletes to a victory which is the only, absolute goal since we've come to entertain a deeply sick fetishism for any kind of winner, no matter if it was in a fair competition and if he/she deserved it, once sports in general, and the Olympic Games in particular become the field of a elite crew of genetically engineered humans, what will then be the point for such games? Aren't sports from the Olympic perspective a way of celebrating and uniting humanity in competitions that are meant to be fair?
    If the athletes become better than normal human beings, not because of training but because of biological engineering, will humanity still identify itself to its champions who would have unnaturally bulky muscles, a blood that could carry insane amounts of oxygen and tightly-controlled metabolisms?
    How would these athletes be different from machines, engineered with a precise purpose - and discarded, left out to die afterwards (damn, look at what happened to Marco Pantani)...

    Worshipping winners instead of reverring competition in itself is having us slide along a slippery and very dangerous slope, IMO.
    At least, if those victory-obsessed were tinkering with cybernetic bodies or something close - replaceable, tweakable at will... But no, they're playing with their own lives. All that for a victory which means nothing but insane amounts of money.

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    1. Re:Oh. Great. by foetusinc · · Score: 1
      Aren't sports from the Olympic perspective a way of celebrating and uniting humanity in competitions that are meant to be fair?

      As has already been pointed out, the original "Olympic perspective" was all about fetishizing the winner. The Greeks had no gold-silver-bronze hierarchy, and no illusions about the victors motives being altruistic. Sports has always been about winning, and always to the victor have gone the spoils.

      Besides, people are more than happy to watch sports today where the competitors are entirely engineered and mechanical - take NASCAR, or even the America's Cup.

  62. athletics of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    historicaly, athletics have been there to show us just how far the human body can endure and what we can achieve when we put our minds to it.

    We have always utilized the highest technology of the day to increase performance in all of the various events, only now that technology threatens to break thru into an area that has been considered a taboo in the past. simply put, Drugs.

    the very idea of drugs in athletics brings to mind negative images such as Steroids or Meth
    the interesting thing to me might come as a shock to other however, it is the idea that perhaps not all of the "drugs" that could be put to use in athletics would be detramental to the sport.

    Maybe it is possible that Technology has gotten to a point of development where certain things can safely be used, ofcourse much testing will be needed to determin which of these would indeed be safe, however. if we are to somday in the future develope drugs that increase "health" in an individual should those drugs be excluded from the real world test that athletic events has always stood as a benchmark from which to measure real world results? maybe, maybe not.

    we breed some animals with the intentions to bring out or optimize certain traits in them so that they may become more effecient/effective performing certain functions.

    to a certain extent the same thing could be said to happen in humans aswell (an attractive body is usually regarded as one that is "fit" and muscular, compared to the alternative "unfit" )
    that and the topic of this article is the fact that we now have (or soon will) the ability to control those things on a shorter timeline which causes it to appear more shocking to the "people"

    I can see a day where athletics may begin branching into two distinct levels of competition. "Natural" and "Open". Natural competitions for those who do not choose to enhance their bodies using technology, and "open" competitions where the athletes are allowed to use anything that is legal under law. this is the branch where athletics will continue to show us how far we can push our bodies to do extraordinary things.

    no, i didnt use the speell cheeker, why do you ask?

  63. Seek Not The Score by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "Strangely, the 2 replies that others have posted in regards to my attempt are outscoring me. This whole "no longer an AC" thing isn't all it was cracked up to be."

    Ah grasshopper, the first step in gaining karma is to realize that there is no score . Post freely, and with forethought. What follows will follow.

    1. Re:Seek Not The Score by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      My name is Kane. I will help you.

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  64. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Ideally, olympics should be about who has the most perseverance, dedication, and talent."

    exept the problem with this is that perseverance, dedication and talent are genetic traits just like strength....what if an athlete didn't use the mussle building gene but she did use a gene that makes her procrastinate less....or in some other way helps with the mental part of training.

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  65. Never mind fair - its a question of ethics by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Performance enhancing drugs injure and even kill people - look at the number of NFL linemen who keel over at 40. So if you allow them in competition you are condoning the injuring and killing of people to gain success.

    And don't imagine its just an issue of personal choice. That it is not is perfectly clear in team sports where players are asked to "take one for the team" but even in individual sports the pressures to perform make it very hard for individuals to make informed choices.

    In an individual sport like Tennis, for example, the pressure causes lots of good teenagers burn out from trying to meet parental and other expectations even (presumably) without taking performance drugs. The pressure is very real even when not deliberately applied.

    Given this, all sports association have a moral duty to try to prevent use of such drugs. To do otherwise is to recklessly endanger the children taking up your sport.

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    1. Re:Never mind fair - its a question of ethics by etymxris · · Score: 1

      You're defending the wrong position. What I'm saying is that if there is a drug or genetic therapy that has no harmful effects, that in essence brings up the unlucky to have the "natural" talent that the most genetically lucky athletes currently have, then why should we outlaw this but still allow those that enjoy such an advantage "naturally"? There's no good reason. Because once you admit that such modifications to the genes give an advantage, then you admit that people who's genes were already that way had an unfair advantage all along.

  66. What are the... by oasis3582 · · Score: 1

    side effects? Seems to be the primary thing keeping people away from steroids, right? (except for those who buy into that whole "morality" thingie...)

  67. sport is becoming less sporty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "danger" of 'science mods' to sport is that sport becomes less meaningful; less of an inspiring quest. Of less importance. Frankly, it is over rated and should have less importance. A little get together for friendly competition, fine; but this nationalistic/jingoistic/egoistic madness, I can happily forget about the whole thing. If doping causes more people to feel the same, that's fine with me.

  68. Re:Lance Armstrong losing his 6th Tour de France.. by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "It was reported that Lance Armstrong is about to have his 6th Tour de France title taken away"

    Care to cite some sources? Google came up blank.

  69. WILKOMMEN! by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

    We welcome our new genetically enchanced overlords.

  70. Re:The problem is demand, not supply by Rostin · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, you were always the last one picked?

    I was, too, but I'm not bitter about it.

    That you happen to dislike sports doesn't make them any less worthwhile than wasting time posting to slashdot about how idiotic you think they are.

    Your argument is bogus, anyway. Evolution, if it happened, is blind in a manner of speaking, and didn't have a purpose in mind when it gave us large brains. It was certainly quite some time before we figured out how to avoid lifting heavy things and running from predators.

    The Olympics are not a celebration of brawn over brains. I really don't think any athletes or fans are thinking, "Finally.. a chance to stick it to all the smart people! Down with thinking!"

  71. To the mods by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

    Why is this flamebait?

    This post represents everything slashdot is about:
    -Elitism
    Fact is most of the posters seem to think themselves above normal people. This post pokes at that in an annoyingly obvious, but still valid way.
    In addition it uses one of the many slashdottisms that slashdotters as a group use to differentiate themselves. Sure he didn't refer to a beowulf cluster of hot grits Natalie Portman overlords bio-engineering (in Japan) you (in Soviet Russia), but he did include one, and that's worth something, right?
    -Geekyness
    Reference to something obscure. Possibly he was referencing to an obscure television episode (was it /The Twilight Zone/?) in which, after misfeeding the ant colony, the ants (now really big) turn an entire town into a sort of "people colony". If I remember the episode correctly, the post even captured the feeling portrayed at the end where the little boy was wondering what the ants were going to do with them. Or maybe he was referencing that obscure movie with.....

    Anyway, how is this flamebait?
    It may not be worth a +5 funny, and probably not +2 funny, but probably should live at 0 or 1. -1 is for the trolls and people who intentionally do something stupid. But that's just my opinion...

    1. Re:To the mods by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Amen! :) I wasn't referencing that ant twilight zone episode, but I'll take credit for it you like. Quite honestly, I just started my non AC /.ing a few days ago, and just wanted to see if I could get a +5 Funny. Apparently, not quite yet.

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    2. Re:To the mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for what it's worth I just got to metamoderate the cretin who rated it "Flamebait" as "Unfair".

  72. Trials in Humans Without MD by ZackSchil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe I'm just dreaming here, but if this drug turns out not to encourage the growth of cancer cells (currently the main concern and only known side effect), I think it could seriously improve the quality of life of the average person. People don't exercise because it's hard. It's hard because people don't exercise. Quite an unhealthy cycle. However, this treatment, while immensely promising for muscle degenerative diseases, could really help overweight people break their unhealthy cycle.

    I'll go out and say it: I'm overweight. And yes, it is my fault. I could get out and exercise a ton, I could eat less, etc, but I find the struggle unrewarding and difficult. In the month of July, I spent most of the month creating a 3D game with another guy my age. He had an average build. As an experiment on top of our research, we decided to try something. He didn't believe me that my being overweight was not a result of my eating more and exercising less than he did. So we equalized our days. We ate all meals together and ate items of equal nutritional value. We also followed identical exercise routines (I can run a few miles no problem, I just don't seem to lose weight unless I run them every day while starving myself). By the end of 3 and a half weeks, I had GAINED 10 pounds and he stayed the same. He was shocked. I was not amused. The routine we settled on was probably was less active than what I do normally to maintain.

    I don't want to say I have a slow metabolism or any of those other shitty fat people excuses but I can't help but feel like I was dealt a poor hand by genetics. Muscle is expensive for the body to maintain. If I could have more muscle and have it break down less quickly, it could just help my body eat away at my apparently conserved energy being stored as fat. At the same time, it would make exercising easier by increasing my strength by a third or so. I know I'm interested.

    1. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by norkakn · · Score: 1

      If you had some time and some energy (well, a lot of time) you could change your metabolism. Your body is quite marvelous at adapting and also has a lot longer attention span than most of our minds have. The last trip I took that changed my body a fair bit was a >20 day hiking trip out west. My personal feeling (well, at least for me, I can't really say for anyone else) is that it takes 2 weeks for an extreme change (such as walking 15 hours a day) to really begin to make a permanent change. (well, probably not permanent, but long lasting) This also doubles as a lifestyle change. From walking that much, it still feels natural for me to walk, so I think nothing of walking the 3 miles to work that most people just gawk at (not that they couldn't, they juswt don't)

      So I'm not atually disagreeing with you, just adding that you are no imprisoned, if you decide that you really want to change the way that your body works, it is possible. It just takes a lot more time than most people are willing to put forward (i.e. I would really like to get some more upper body muscle mass, but I'm too lazy to work out consistantly over a long period. If I can't find decent work soon [hate my current job] then I am going to try to get a job helping out a contractor, that way I would be using my upper body ~20 hours a week at least and after a year I'm sure that I would have taught my body to rearange my muscle mass)

    2. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention it, I tried this 4 years ago. It was so much suffering I threw up almost every other day after working out. I managed to lose 40 pounds and I felt great by the end. I even kept if up but somehow my body adapted to this new routine eventually and I slowly gained the weight back. I'm now more physically fit than I've ever been but I can't seem to shock the weight off again.

    3. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by Kaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, this treatment, while immensely promising for muscle degenerative diseases, could really help overweight people break their unhealthy cycle.

      Umm... how exactly a lot of muscle mass will help overweight people?

      People, generally speaking, get overweight because of problems with their metabolism, problems with their hungry/satiated signals that the body sends to the brain, or psychological problems. None of these problems will be helped by growing more muscles.

      I don't want to say I have a slow metabolism or any of those other shitty fat people excuses

      People DO have very different metabolisms -- your experiment with your friend showed that quite nicely, by the way.

      However slow metabolism != must be overweight. All it means is that you should eat less than "average" people.

      If I could have more muscle and have it break down less quickly, it could just help my body eat away at my apparently conserved energy being stored as fat.

      No. You would just eat more to maintain that muscle.

      In order to lose weight you must eat less. That's it. It is really, really simple. Forget about metabolism, muscle mass, etc. etc. Just eat less.

      At the same time, it would make exercising easier by increasing my strength by a third or so.

      LOL. It would not make exercising easier. It would just make you buy heavier barbells or increase the resistance on the gym machine :-)

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    4. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      Dude, everything has side effects eat less food and be more active. There also the added benefits that exercising can be fun, and it always feels better when u earned it.

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    5. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by Believe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm... how exactly a lot of muscle mass will help overweight people?
      Well, having more muscle mass is the best way to increase your metabolism. Muscle burns more calories than fat at rest, so having more muscle == speeding up metabolism.

      In order to lose weight you must eat less. That's it. It is really, really simple. Forget about metabolism, muscle mass, etc. etc. Just eat less.
      Close, but not quite. You must eat less calories than you burn, which means increasing muscle mass and keeping the amount of food you eat the same WILL help you lose weight. The parent poster had it right on all counts where you challenge him. sorry :(

    6. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by foetusinc · · Score: 1

      No. You would just eat more to maintain that muscle. It's worth pointing out that many out-of-shape people find that their appetite decreases as they exercise and build muscle. It's partly mechanical: denser muscle around the torso can compress the stomach and make you feel fuller sooner. Of course it's also psychological, but I've been amazed at some of the differences: my pizza-storage capacity has shrunk by at least a slice or two, no matter how bad I want it.

    7. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by Kombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm... how exactly a [will] lot of muscle mass help overweight people?

      People, generally speaking, get overweight because of problems with their metabolism, [...]. None of these problems will be helped by growing more muscles.


      Actually, if you do a little research about weight gain, muscle training, and fat burning, you'll learn that increased muscle mass actually results in an increased metabolism, which burns fat. Muscle is "metabolically active," which means it is burning calories even when you're not using them. If you're just sitting there, you're muscles are still burning calories. So the more muscles you have, the faster your body's metabolism becomes, and thus, you burn more fat, even without trying.

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    8. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by curunir · · Score: 1

      I had much the same experience as you. On a trip to Europe a few years ago, I developed the habit of exploring cities by walking around them. In addition to being a great way to see the sights, it drastically changed my metabolism. The odd thing was that my appetite decreased while my energy level increased dramatically. After a few months of doing this regularly, I could walk 20-25 miles without feeling much fatigue and I felt healthier than I've ever felt in my life.

      The drawback is that walking is a very time consuming activity unless you can mix it in with some other useful activity. When I got back from Europe, despite trying to maintain my same fitness level, having a desk job meant that I lost most of what I had gained from all the walking I had done. I tried replacing it with running, but never got the same results.

      Incidently, for your upper body concern, I can say that indoor rockclimbing has worked quite well for me. It's much less repetitive than weight lifting, so it's been easier to stick with. As an added benefit, most of my RSI pains from work (my ergonomics are horrid) have gone away. So if you don't end up going the contractor route, you might give it a try.

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    9. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should get yourself checked for hypothyroidism. Also, get your testosterone level checked -- it could be low. Try taking some extra zinc (see last couple of paragraphs, also check other sources).

    10. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by Performaman · · Score: 0

      You probably gained most of the weight back as muscle. Before, it was mainly fat.

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    11. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      you ought to be ashamed of yourself (enough money is spent trying to make you so...so why isn't it working?)

      you need to watch more television. you are insufficiently guilty about your failing to meet the standards set by all the beautiful people on television.

      without sufficient guilt and loathing for your body how are you going to fulfill your consumption quota?

      and quit being so rational - you'll spoil it for everyone if you let out the secret that body shape and weight is influenced far more by genetics than by anything else.

    12. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      "In order to lose weight you must eat less. That's it. It is really, really simple. Forget about metabolism, muscle mass, etc. etc. Just eat less."

      Its actually more complicated than that. People aren't going to be able to eat less if they are hungary all the time. And even if they manage that kind of will power, chances are that they aren't going to lose any fat. Whats far more important in our food is how it effects our hormones, not calories. What you eat determines whether you are going to be starving or hungary in an hour, whether you are going to be getting your energy from fat or carbohydrates, and so on.

      I know we're all techs here, but its about time we stop treating the human body as if its a machine. Its not as simple as you think it is, and by continuing to repeat that mantra as if its common sense is doing more harm than good. If any overweight people are reading this who want to lose weight and don't want to be set up for failure, I recommend reading "Enter the Zone" by Dr Barry Sears (read the whole book). Check www.drsears.com too if you don't want to buy the book. Its a nice diet, you'll never be hungary and its a healthy diet. Simply eating less food is often unhealthy.

  73. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by SnapShot · · Score: 1

    Large monies gained from endorsements and sometimes awards in excess of $1 million for a gold medal. Michael Phelps (USA swimming) is looking for quite a chunk *IF* (big IF) he sets the gold metal count record. You may not have any but everyone else sure does.

    I'm not sure of your point. Drugs (and gene therapy) used to enhance athletic ability are bad because Nike has an advertising contract with an athlete?

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  74. Lance Armstrong, cancer, rehabilitation, speculati by Animaether · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's funny that you bring up Lance Armstrong - no doubt a great athlete, and a man of strong character yet abysmal public relations - as there is some speculation as to his performance and how it might relate to :
    - his having had cancer
    - his fighting cancer
    - his rehabilituation after the cancer

    I don't know the facts, so this is entirely speculation based on what other people have said - so don't take this as fact, accusation, or anything else, please - it'll lead up to a more generic question ;)

    What if his having had cancer weakened his body quite a bit.
    And when he started rehabilitation, he did it with one goal - to cycle once more, and be the best at it that he could be.
    Then his body would be trained specifically for, and 're-developed' for, this one goal - cycling.
    This as opposed to other cyclers whose bodies 'developed' for everything from crawling, to walking, running, doing the dishes to name something silly - and only later in life, started developing the muscle, endurance, etc. for cycling.

    What if this starting out with training the body for the primary goal of cycling gives him the edge ?

    Alternatively....what if the cancer, or the treatment, did something to his hormones / body's chemical balance, and thus gives him a sort of 'natural' doping ?

    And now for the more generic question...
    What if we can actually tell this has happened to a person - that their body has developed into something that it wouldn't normally develop into (call it a mutation, or just an 'abnormal development', or whatever) ?

    Would we then ban these individuals from participating in sports ?

    Would we create special sports events just for them ? ( much like the Paralympics, and the Special Olympics )

  75. Re:Lance Armstrong losing his 6th Tour de France.. by MooseByte · · Score: 1


    (I guess I should've added a comment about never encountering fellow cyclists who actually use deodorant on the morning group rides...)

  76. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by etymxris · · Score: 1

    Well that makes it even worse then. If even the mental and motivational aspects of competition are (largely) genetically determined, then what we have is a genetic competition. Why are we rewarding people for this?

  77. Gene therapy via viruses can cause cancer & TS by hpulley · · Score: 1

    The method of using viruses to introduce genetic changes has been troublesome up to this point. Viruses don't always take over the cell properly and if they don't then the splicing of genetic material causes errors which can lead to all manner of illnesses including toxic shock and cancer. Viruses look like a great way to introduce genetic changes until you realize the fight with the body makes it unpredictable and dangerous.

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  78. Cite your sources by ViolentGreen · · Score: 4, Insightful
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    1. Re:Cite your sources by snooo53 · · Score: 1

      Yeah no doubt, when I read that I was like "Wow, they should post that into Wikipedia instead of here". But I do have to say that it was more of an interesting read than the actual Wikpedia Article on the ancient olympics

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  79. Injury Recovery by swiggidy · · Score: 1

    What if these methods help athletes recover from an injury (tear, pull, etc), but as a side effect of the recovery they are stronger than they were before? Are they still eligible to compete?
    This could be like the Tommy John Surgery in baseball. Some of the pitchers are better than they ever were before surgery.

  80. Why bother? Human growth hormone by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They cant prove if you've injected it artificially, or if it's a natural disorder.

    Andre the Giant had it, people who suffer from it get those facial features, pronounced brow and nose, etc.

    I watched some documentary about it, they showed lots of photos of russian athletes from the cold war era, most of whom shared striking facial similarities with Andre. Beating americans at all costs was the mantra of the Soviet athletic program.

    In soviet russia, hormones produce you!

    Who cares about the olympics anyways. The IOC is so frigging corrupt it's a joke. They openly accept bribes (hell, demand them!) when chosing cities to host the games.

    Its all a corporate jack-fest, like so much these days. McDonalds, the official hamburger of the american olympic team. Come on, how many finely tuned athletes eat Big Macs on a regular basis?

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  81. Not in the future... NOW by swagr · · Score: 1

    I was listening to an interview on the CBC (can't remeber details), but it was pointed out that this technology already exists.

    That means if an athlete is willing to pay someone who can and will do it... then there could (in theory) be genetically enhanced athletes in this olypics.

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    1. Re:Not in the future... NOW by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      Oh yes since you ask ,I really was a Trifle Bored.

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  82. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by Zordak · · Score: 1

    42

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  83. Absolutely. by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

    Absolutely it's the future of atheletics. Just like it'll be the future of everything else. A world where everyone is genetically modified into an idea of "perfection" and we all connect our brains into an advanced stage of the internet to have instant access to all "knowledge". A future where everyone knows and can do everything like everyone else, where all culture is sterilised. Not like it hasn't already happened essentially...

  84. question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now why in heavens would the human invent
    olpympics? why!
    is it because everyone gets more food? is more
    happy? is wiser? is richer?
    no!!!
    it's plain and simple to get the best soldier ... er
    athlet ...
    so ...
    i'm sure nature built us wrong. it build us flawed
    so we can compet to repair ther flaw ...

    oh come on, i haven't been watching olympics since
    12 years. there haven't been any sponsor changes
    in 12 years ...

  85. Re:Lance Armstrong losing his 6th Tour de France.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the appropriate retraction should have been "D'oh!"

  86. What's wrong with doping? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    If they want to dope themselves, let them! It's their bodies. We've got the science to improve our bodies, why not use it?

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  87. Sorry to be pedantic here by Rumor · · Score: 1

    Fascism is a political system which espouses the State as the focus of the system, above individuals. It is authoritarian, but so are a lot of things.

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  88. Re:Lance Armstrong, cancer, rehabilitation, specul by superdan2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're posing a lot of the same questions a lot of other people have re: Armstrong and his comeback from cancer.

    The thing is, before Armstrong had cancer, his body type was radically different -- broader shoulders, heavier upper body. Chemo destroyed most of his muscle mass, and as a result, when he rebuilt himself, he was able to focus on the muscle groups necessary to win Tours de France. Look at him now and he's got a scrawny upper body compared to the past. That translates into a HUGE advantage in the hills.

    That said, the hormonal/chemical balance in his body would be very unlikely to be beneficial in this case. The man had cancer, which is not a favorable mutation. And chemo? It's poisonous, that's why it works. It's not mutagenic and isn't likely to have fuxored with his hormones/body chemistry. Armstrong was a genetic freak before cancer and was a very good bicycle racer before cancer -- he just made the most of a very bad situation and turned it into a huge positive. Cancer gave him a few advantages: he was able to rebuild himself to be more suited toward events like the Tour de France, he learned to endure horrible hardships and pain, and he learned the value of hard work.

    That said, as an amateur cyclist, where can I get the LanceArmstrongGeneModPak(TM)?

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  89. As long as they're 31173, no one cares. by bastard42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?

    How is this different than now? If everyone uses this, then there is a "level playing field", right? If we're ready to engineer our food, then we should engineer our bodies. You are what you eat.

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    I hope so, but only if they go against robots at least half the time.

    --or--

    Aren't they supposed to be amateurs anyways? Perhaps that's the problem.

  90. We stopped being natural long ago by panurge · · Score: 1
    About the time we stopped being hunter gatherers. In fact, evidence is that the original agrarian communities were underdeveloped and shortlived because agriculture was not efficient, and required a huge underclass to produce food for a relatively few aristocrats. In the last hundred years we have managed to engineer societies with plenty of food in which, once again, the majority does not have to do hard manual work from an early age. Inevitably, we're finding ways to optimise human development and maintenance. Is nutrition science and modern medicine cheating, since it is probably not as available to athletes in the 3rd world?

    My belief is that drug testing in sport should just stop, period. But a new criminal offense, that of administering a substance likely to reduce life expectancy, should be created, carrying a mandatory prison sentence equal to the estimated number of years of life expectancy lost. It's likely to be the coaches and team managers who are the real proponents of doping, and the prospect of maybe forty years jail if one of their charges dies of cardiac failure at 45 might have an effect. And if a drug has no adverse effects...well, sorry, but why aren't we all taking it?

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  91. Blish mentioned this years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one of his novels there are genetically engineered superhumans who hold a sports competition.

  92. Something I've thought about... by dhoonlee · · Score: 1

    What is exactly, the basis for what is determined to be fair and not fair? There is genetics, which is through random and evolutionary processes, the selection for individuals with upregulation of genes that promote atheleticism (i.e. two track stars marrying and having babies). This is usually seen as fair and okay in competition. Then there is the direct doping of chemicals which are the downstream products of such genes, both naturally occuring and synthetic analogs, which are usually outlawed. Now we have the upregulation of those genes through "artificial processes". When analyzed on this level, I can't help but realize how all these tactics lead to the same outcome (on a molecular biology level, not ethnical, moral or whatever). The methods that utilize technology and usually require more money are the ones deemed unfair. Also, if foreign DNA constructs are need to upregulate these genes, it is likely that a test can be developed to assay for this. Even if the individual's own natural open reading frame and promoter are taken out and duplicated (not 100 percent this would even work), one could perhaps test for the unnatural abundance of such DNA by comparing quantitative PCR runs which compare that against a gene which has nothing to do with atheletic performance. All in theory of course, this is assuming that both parts are equally accesible to the polymerase and that there are no secondary structure elements that will create "kinks", etc etc. I'm guessing that such experimental details can be worked out to make sure that the chance of false positives is low.

  93. False dichotomy by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1
    There is a middle ground between "destroying your body to win" and "normal". Saying that shows that you've bought into the idea that there is no middle ground between abstinance and abuse.

    Athletes that want a career rather than a single blaze of glory aren't going to kill themselves in their first race. The idea is enhancement, not death.

  94. SPELLING NAZI by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    There's no L in spooge.

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    1. Re:SPELLING NAZI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be, but I'm sure the poster wasn't refering to a gun that shoots incorrect output or arcane code.

    2. Re:SPELLING NAZI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That may be, but I'm sure the poster wasn't refering to a gun that shoots incorrect output or arcane code.

      Of course. Anyone knows a splooge gun is for cumshots.

  95. Re:Lance Armstrong, cancer, rehabilitation, specul by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Then his body would be trained specifically for, and 're-developed' for, this one goal - cycling.

    To a large extent, that is what happened. He used to be a triathlete, and had a strong upper body that was good for swimming but mostly dead weight on the bike. When chemotherapy stripped him down to his bones, he built himself back up as a pure cyclist.

    Also, while a lot of the European cycling fans and journalists grumble that Lance never shows visible pain during races and is therefore less likable -- if you've seen the clips of him riding just after getting out of chemo, bald, with a hole cut in his skull, you get the impression that he's simply redefined his whole scale of what real suffering is.

  96. Brothers Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's just all settle down...

    And use this technology to engineer me some hair.

  97. So what? by clambake · · Score: 1

    So, it's ok if people are BORN better/faster/stronger than others, but throw down the red card when someone tries to improve their genes with human technology. Yeah, why does that somehow feel so so evil.

  98. Of much more importance to us geeks: by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    Would we be able to dope our own muscles so as to be able to pedal hard enough that our human-powered helicopter wouldn't need a "jock" pilot?

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  99. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Well that makes it even worse then. If even the mental and motivational aspects of competition are (largely) genetically determined, then what we have is a genetic competition. Why are we rewarding people for this?"

    How could this be worse then it already is?? I mean the "natural" athletes now are products of genetic engeneering through evolution. Why is design somehow less valid then random selection of evolution?

    But how about taking it to the extreem...lets say we make a group of genetically identical (engeneered of couse) athletes and have them compete...the only diffence would be thier training (sort of like nascar racing...all the cars are the same) then who would be rewarding? the trainer? the athlete?

    The only real problem of genetic engeneering of athletes that I see is that it points out the existing inatiquacies and well sheer pointlessness of it. competitive sports in terms of viewing them has always been like a county fair....who can grow the biggist pumpkin, or the redest tomato. Who will get the blue ribbon? Should we check for genetic engeneering at county fairs? Is the crude form of gentic engeneering, ie breeding, somehow better or more valid? and if so why?
    Anyway i don't want to sound like some anti-cometive sports asshole. I like the olympics and watching sports...i also like playing them. But I think it is important to play devils advocate once in awhile.

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  100. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by ViolentGreen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, in the original olympics, all forms of magic were band. Whether they be charms of "potions."

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  101. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

    should be "charms or potions."

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  102. Reminds me of by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Cory Doctorow's 0wnz0red

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  103. NON-human athletes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this thread is supposed to be about human athletes & the olympics...but...

    There are many thousands of race-horse owners around the world that are going to use this technology. They have the money to invest, big rewards and the short term business ethics outweigh the long term health implications of a mere animal.

  104. Obligatory Futurama Quote by Exatron · · Score: 1
    Amy: "Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering."

    Leela: "Those poor 20th century women."

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  105. Kenteris by NiceAndEasy · · Score: 1

    reece's biggest star might drop out of the Athens Games after missing a drug test, shaming the host nation as it opened its first Olympics in more than a century. Greece's Olympic Committee will meet Saturday to discuss the bizarre case of sprinter Kostas Kenteris, the 200-meter Olympic champion who is accused of dodging a drug test and was later hospitalized after a motorcycle crash. A source within the committee, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Associated Press that one topic at the meeting will be whether Kenteris should withdraw from the games. Even if he drops out, the International Olympic Committee probably will proceed with its doping case against him. A hearing was set for Monday. Kenteris and fellow Greek sprinter Katerina Thanou were in a motorcycle wreck Thursday night just hours after drug testers failed to find them in the Olympic village.

  106. Atheletes aren't the only ones by Believe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a site for news for nerds and I'm way more interested in when genetic engineering will allow us to overclock our brains. This interesting tidbit was on CNN yesterday about how blocking dopamine receptors in monkey's turned them from procrastinators into workaholics. I personally would be very interested in taking a pill that made me sit my ass down and do work instead of posting to slashdot.

    On a similar note, when I was at MIT there were a number of people (predominantly course 7 and 18 majors for some reason) who took ritalin or aderall to help them stay up all night and be super focused on work. There was no sort of outrage around campus for that though, much more of a "hey, that's a great idea! Where can I get some?" You can definitely make identical arguments about "fair play" with this type of doping too, but I never agreed with the naysayers. If I want to be an elite thinker and knowledge worker, why shouldn't I do whatever I can to acheive that? If sometime in the future scientists could get a genetic modification which raised their IQs by 30 points, wouldn't we want that? It seems to me that the only reason there's an uproar about atheletes doping themselves up is because all of atheletics is truly and fundamentally about unimportant little games. If cancer researchers boosted their brainpower they'd be lauded for making a "sacrifice" in the name of the common good.

    1. Re:Atheletes aren't the only ones by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      the only reason there's an uproar about atheletes doping themselves up is because all of atheletics is truly and fundamentally about unimportant little games

      The uproar is at least partially because athletes who don't want to risk early death and/or drug dependency are at a disadvantage compared to those win-at-all-costs athletes who just don't give a damn about ther own health. And then there's the middle-ground, where the athletes are using last year's designer drugs because they can't afford, or don't have access to, the latest drugs. Those are the ones who get busted because the drugs that couldn't be detected last year can be detected this year

  107. Amazing Medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My opinion of this has waxed and waned, over the years. The Olympic Games, that is.

    I think it is a good balance, as we have, now. Granted that the games favor only the athletes that have the latest technology, and that only "first world" nations would be able to excel at that kind of game. The game of "an un-detectable advantage". But as it is visibly obvious, every day, there are advances which our bio-genetics and medical sciences can manipulate to give people entirely new lives. Steroids which are more specific to a metabolic pathway, or methods of increasing red blood cell count. They may first be developed for the Games, but think of it more along the lines of free, INTENSE human clinical trials. Only the most sucessful advances will make it to the "third world", courtesy of the rest.

    Money and prestige motivate alpha males, as well as alpha females. Take away the commercials and worship, and you have less motivated lab technicians. Less motivation means fewer advances.

    Hell. Who knows? At the current rate, Professor Hawking may be running the Boston Marathon within the next decade...

  108. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by etymxris · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, exactly. Why should we reward people for anything? It's usually because we get something in return. But it seems that the Olympics and other athletic competitions are founded on a flawed premise of objective fairness. I was pointing out that this fairness is merely an illusion, and you seem to agree.

    To compare to another context, consider a software developer that takes stimulants to help get him through a project. Does that make the project any less valuable? No. Surely the person sacrificing his own long term health to do such a thing, and there is a point of diminishing returns. But generally, we care about the product of his effort, not what he used to generate that effort in the first place.

  109. Doesn't change how we see sports by mmmmmhotpants · · Score: 1

    There will always be some new cunning way that atheletes/competitors in any game can possibly beat the system. It just forces the system to evolve and become as advanced as the cheaters. I'm fairly confident that when steroids first started popping up someone said "there's this drug people can take that works just like hormones in your body, and we can't detect it". But, sure enough we have no trouble detecting them.
    Just because a chemical is released in the body that is natural doesn't mean we won't be able to detect unhealthy or non-natural levels of it.
    Cheating has always be an aspect to consider in any competition since the beginning of time. All that must change is the way we detect it.

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  110. Future of the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MSNBC did a thing on the future of the Olympics.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5625317/

    It's flash, which I know most folks around here despise, but it's worth taking a look. Interviews with a science fiction writer (Carl Sagan's son), biologisits, trainers, sports experts. Lots of interactivity, too.

  111. They already are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of the best athletes are the children of parents who were both athletes. That's a natural (and FUN!) method of genetic engineering.

  112. Split the games. by Bahumat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously. I think the time has already come where the Olympic games should be split into two categories. To use an automotive analogy, Stock and Modified.

    Let the people who want to compete honest and clean do so, and give the people who want to showcase what modern technology can do for their bodies do so as well.

    Those who want to burn themselves out in five years of drug-fuelled performance can then have their venue to do so. Companies wishing to showcase biological enhancements via gene doping, or cybernetics, or whatever the world's tech level has to offer, can then do so.

    Is there a moral cost to this? Sure. Plenty will end up dead or crippled from their reliance on drugs/gene tech/cybernetics/what-have-you. Will it stop cheating in the 'Stock' Olympic games? No, but at least those drawn to "performance at any cost" will have a better venue to perform in.

    Personally I'm excited about the idea of spending an hour or two watching genetically modified humans fly at twice the speed of an average sprinter around a racetrack, and then spend the rest of the day watching good old fashioned Human 1.0's compete amongst themselves.

    Bring it on, IOC. If you don't, someone else eventually will, and steal your thunder in the process!

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  113. What a weird, fucked up world... by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    We live in a world where it's acceptable to invest a million dollars into extremely detailed computer simulations of the aerodynamics of a particular kind of sprinting shoe in order to shave a hundredth of a second off somebody's time on the 400 meters. Where it's allowable to put an athlete on a treadmill and take 1000 frames per second of video for in-depth analysis of stride, balance, and efficiency.

    In other words, it's okay for rich countries like the US to use technology to optimize the performance of their athletes, to the detriment of those in poorer countries who do not have such advantages.

    And yet, it is considered sacriligious to "violate" the spirit of competition by taking a few performance-enhancing drugs here and there?

    1. Re:What a weird, fucked up world... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      as if those shoes actually work.

    2. Re:What a weird, fucked up world... by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And don't forget that the athletes competing in the Olympics are supposed to be amateurs - i.e. not people who's job it is to train all day, every day, so that they excel in a particular event.

      So, here's my proposal - allow any given athlete to receive a certain amount of funding, but put an upper limit on it. Let them get contributions to allow them to buy decent equipment, and to travel to competitions, etc, but not allow them multi-million-dollar research facilities, and so on.

      Yeah, there's still potential for abuse - e.g a sprint shoe maker could do the research "for themselves" and just happen to donate $100 pairs of shoes to certain athletes. So there's details still to work out, but it would push back closer to the "natural athlete" that's all but disappeared these days.

  114. This reminds me of The Terminal man by auburnate · · Score: 1
  115. I can't avoid this ... by nucal · · Score: 1
    Sweeney's my boss and I'm seeing him EVERYWHERE. I'm reading Time magazine on the crapper and there he is. I see him on CNN.

    And now this. On Slashdot. Mentioned by name in a submission. And to top it off - it's a near DUPE!!!

    Sorry ... I had to vent ...

  116. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by micromoog · · Score: 1
    Why should they be ashamed? It's their bodies. It's not like I have any money riding on the outcome.

    Because it's against the rules and dishonest, duh. I sincerely hope you don't make all of your ethical decisions based on the financial outcome.

  117. All-Drug Olympics by po8 · · Score: 1

    See the old Saturday Night Live sketch about the "All-Drug Olympics" for a take on why a seperate "enhanced" Olympics might be a bad idea. The punch line involves a weightlifter ripping his arms off trying to do a snatch lift. Commentator: "Oh, that's really going to hurt when the drugs wear off."

    1. Re:All-Drug Olympics by ehvoy · · Score: 1

      I for one would gladly take up arms against our gene-doping oppressors.

  118. I see nothing wrong with 2 categories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let there be two categories of competition. Enhanced and Not Enhanced (though for American couch potatoes, they'd have to brand it something like "Super" and "Original".)

    Anyways, how we as humans can enhance ourselves through whatever means, I think is perfectly fine. Let's compete and see how far science and technology can take us. Let's have 2 olympics.

  119. It is all about money money money by Sethseekstruth · · Score: 1

    Steroids...time to exercise....vitamins....gene doping...good nutrition.....computer designed track suits...leisure time.....a trainer. If you have advantages, you will do better. Some advantages are socailly acceptable, some are not. but it all comes down to how much money you have to put into it.

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  120. artificial / natural by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    This seems to me as silly as the sort of distinction people draw between "natural" and "artificial". It's like buying "organic salt" because it doesn't contain any nasty "chemicals". Dude, it's ALL chemicals. To my viewpoint, if your muscle genes are better, it's academic whether you got them from meiosis or cyborgs-R-us.

  121. Unfortunate by ALeavitt · · Score: 1

    It's really sad that there is such an emphasis on winning that people would even consider cheating for it by altering their body chemistry and possibly shortening their lives. The spirit supposedly embodied by the Olympics is one of international cameraderie and competition for competition's sake, not competition to win. Granted, the lucrative endorsements that a gold medalist receives are a large cause of this, as is nationalistic pride. It just depresses me that people would go so far to win - and that it is even conceivable that they would change their genes in the pursuit of victory. Competition is no longer about talent and training, it's about who can keep their doping habits concealed well enough to test negative.

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  122. We'll all look like the gray's by samjam · · Score: 1

    If we try to keep up with North Korea and genetic engineering of the populace we'll all end up look like the grays wiht big heads, weak bodies and a flying boat like the Mekon but with domed lids on top (and possibly round).

    We'll be frantically popping back in time trying to undo the harm by getting some decent DNA samples from poor unsuspecting country bumkins whose DNA is pure.

    Oh wait, thats already happened. I mean already going to have has happened. Or something

    Sam

  123. Insert obscure Airplane! joke here by freeweed · · Score: 1

    The original olympics wasn't about all of this silly ethical garbage. It was about muscular naked men manhandling one another in front of a large audience.

    "Tell me, Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

    And yes, I'm aware that I'm making Baby Jesus cry :)

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  124. Hey Were Missing the point by eadint · · Score: 1

    OK were a bunch of geeks, most of us have a verry high earning potention. but the chicks still go for the dumb jocks. this is our silver bullet. all the geeks get this therapy, and we now have the muscle of the jocks and the brains of geeks. wee can finally exterminate all those jocks and highschool bullys. this is it men we get to take over the world, fuck the chearleader, and rub the jocks faces into a pile of dogshit.

  125. I fail to see the problem by painehope · · Score: 1

    if people take gene therapy to improve their bodies. There's nothing wrong with improving yourself, as long as it doesn't have dangerous side effects. Hell, I take growth hormones and about 20+ pills ( vitamins, proteins, etc. ) a day. Why do I do it? Because I work 8-10 hours a day, have an active social life, a house to take care of, 6 pets, a significant other ( practically common-law wife ), outside projects, etc., and don't have as much time and energy to exercise as I ought to. And, let me tell you, being a sysadmin/programmer at an understaffed company that just came out of bankruptcy is very draining without giving you any meaningful physical exercise. If I get an energy boost that I can use to work out longer and harder, and the proteins, growth hormones, etc. that I take help me get more out of it, then hell yes I'm taking them.

    Why don't I take steroids? Because I don't want to damage my body. I have friends that take steroids. One guy I know went from benching around 300 lbs. up to 500+ in a month. But you know what? He also has pus sacks in his pecs, and wild mood swings, both of which are the result of having too much estrogen. Which is why I won't take them. I'd love to go double my strength, but I'm not willing to do it at the cost of limiting my life expectancy and lowering my quality of life in the future.

    I believe the negative side effects of steroids are the reason that they're not allowed. Noone disallows an Olympic athlete from taking legal growth hormones or extra amino acids, all athletes can take that without fear of harm. But if you allow things like steroids, you end up having to take something that can threaten your health in order to compete, which is inexcusable.

    Now, if gene therapy is non-harmful way of improving your physical condition, the only reason that I could see it not getting approved eventually is from the stigmata of steroids. If there's gene therapy available, legal or not, which doesn't have negative side effects ( or mild ones, like increased aggression and body hair, which are side effects of what I currently take ) sometime soon, I would go for it myself. Who doesn't want to be faster, stronger, smarter, etc.?

    Basically, I'm all for better living through chemical experience, be it coffee, LSD, or gene therapy. Just make sure you know any risks, and have carefully weighed them, so you know that it's actually better living.

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    1. Re:I fail to see the problem by flibberdi · · Score: 1

      Bro,

      Is hgh really giving U an "energy boost" ???

      I was under the impression that unless U take it with T3 (L-T3) you will get close to nothing (other than kicking the life out of your liver), and it will drain your wallet.. unless u have got fake, VERY common here in Europe..... I hope you know what you are doing... I am not trying to be an smart-ass, I just have seen so many wasting their money...

      Regarding the steroids... you are smart, the best thing is to stay away..
      ppl dont seem to understand how important the BALANCED diet is (and the timing of proteins and "right" carbs) and SLEEP. To me, the best performance enhancing tech is SLEEP. As soon I have an injury, I sleep (up to 15 hours a day).

  126. Or make drugs useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, the Olympics are all about athletism, but one way to make drugs useless is to have sports that require less muscle-power and more brains and agility: fencing, diving, soccer (although still need a lot of stamina), etc. No matter how strong you are, these sports need practice, strategy and experience in order to come out on top.

    The best way to keep the Olympics fair is to change the sports to require less raw athletism.

  127. This just highlights the inherent meaninglessness by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We take these competitions too seriously. If we're talking about gene manipulation to create extra amounts of naturally occuring chemicals, then we're talking situations that can arise naturally. In fact there was a story not long ago about some baby born with super-muscles.

    So what's the problem? Some people are born with genes that enable them to be better athletes. Now some people want to emulate that. Sure, it seems like cheating to me, but if someone has super muscles naturally that seems unfair as well. What the are we trying to test in the olympics anyways? Skill? Will? Natural genetic perfection? A combination of all three?

    Seems to me that the focus on superlatives (as opposed to just excellence), combined with globalization, has forced us into a corner. What is the point of superlatives, anyways? What do we really want to know?

    Also, I don't know if I think genetic manipulation is any less ethical than brainwashing children to devote their life to perfection in a single pursuit before they've had a chance to experience anything else.

    As far as I'm concerned, the whole Olympic thing is just a big commercial opportunity. I'm all for individuals being their best, and competing. But it's just so dirty now and it doesn't seem to serve any meaningful purpose.

    Just my take.

    Cheers.

    PS -- Speaking of testing will: I once broke my arm in an arm wrestling match. Seriously. This means I had the will and strength to torque my own humerus (with the help of an equally strong friend) until it spiral fractured. I don't know what it proved, but I would say it's the superlative of something ;)

  128. Re:Lance Armstrong, cancer, rehabilitation, specul by blakestah · · Score: 1

    Most people don't realize the amount of "body tuning" these athletes get.

    They get IVs every night to replenish fluids and sugars. They sleep in high nitrogen (or hypobaric) chambers to simulate sleeping at 15000 ft and stimulate natural EPO production. Blood hematocit is regulated so this is also tested regularly, to make sure the cyclist doesn't fail a hematocrit test.

    There is speculation about widespread growth hormone and testosterone "boosting". These are also regulated within a range - athletes can undetectably boost natural levels to the high end of this range.

    These are all things KNOWN to occur in SOME pro athletes. So, where is the line drawn at legal or illegal. Is it legal to have a sugar/fluids IV to re-hydrate and boost blood sugars? An athlete that does not use the IV cannot compete against an athlete that does.

    How about the high nitrogen chamber for sleep? Again, a significant advantage.

    What about boosting natural hormones to the high end of the normal range? Why should one person have an advantage because he has naturally high levels of hGH. Why not let everyone have the same level...

    Its a slippery slope, and unfortunately few know where pro cyclists such as Lance Armstrong (and the entire rest of the peloton) fall on this axis. I'd bet money he uses a nitrogen tent and uses an IV regularly. Anything beyond that is largely speculation, and it is poor form to speculate on cheating of successful athletes that tested negative.

  129. The Special Olympics ... by James+Turpin · · Score: 1
    ... is one athletic competition that will have to accept gene therapy. Of course, if you cease to be disabled, they could kick you out for that.

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  130. What's the big deal? by dwaggie · · Score: 1

    We already breed them. Athletes are often handled like cattle in some places, training programs culling the weak and promoting traits in gene pools through selective procreation. I don't see how gene doping is going to be anything new, it'll just be faster.

  131. Renaming the Vancouver 2010 games. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Welcome to the Vancouver 2010 First cybernetic games.

    Learn to live with it.

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  132. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Of course it's the minority. But > 0. So we can't just go by genes alone as an definitive selector of being able to 'win'. The person has to want it bad enough, and train hard enough.

  133. Natural doesn't mean permitted by nuggz · · Score: 1

    You can inject yourself full of naturally occuring stuff all you want.
    If you exceed the limit, you get nailed for doping anyway.

  134. Doping in general by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    I think at a moderated level this wouldn't be bad for the general populus. Yeah, the same Robin Hood response is expected with the rich only being able to get it, bla bla, but the average middle class patient being able to use safe and proven augmentation chemicals could be beneficial... bodies with more pure muscles, better composition, more efficient hearts with blood that contains more Oxygen carying red blood cells is good for pre-emptive medicine.

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  135. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should be "banned" too

  136. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by EvolutionKills · · Score: 0

    should also be 'banned,' not 'band'

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  137. Special Olympics by astrotek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We already have different classes of athletes. Look at the special olympics. Different types of handicaps qualify you for different levels of competion. Now they just need to expand it to encompass all people, not just the below average ones.

  138. We need two different Olympics by Muttonhead · · Score: 1

    One for non-enhanced humanoids and one for The Borg.

  139. Punishment in original Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ethos of the original olympic games, which was
    > pretty much anything goes and to the winner go
    > the spoils

    Not really. Cheaters in the ancient Olympics were publically flogged with a leather whip.

  140. Re:Gene therapy via viruses can cause cancer & by shellbeach · · Score: 1

    Actually, the big problem with using viruses is that you get random insertion of the DNA into the genome. And if your virus DNA inserts in such a way that it disrupts the expression pattern of an oncogene you end up with cancer. This is exactly what happened in the much-publicised SCID (bubble-kids) gene therapy trials. It's not *all* that likely to happen, mind you, but would you undergo gene therapy that had a 5-10% chance of giving you cancer (and thus actually reduce your athletic potential - I realise that athletes who take steroids aren't worried about long term consequences like death :) if you didn't have a life-threatening disease?

    Using viruses are not the answer - the real solution is to use human artificial chromosomes (HACs) where the DNA doesn't integrate and can segregate normally with cell division. However, the problems with HACs are enormous - delivery is currently impossible, genetic manipulation is difficult and stability is questionable. I actually work in a lab where our main focus is the creation of a HAC for gene therapy, and I can tell you that we're not going to see these things anytime soon.

    Maybe in ten years' time, you might want to start worrying ...

  141. Frankly by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0
    Frankly, I'm less concerned about the effects gene-doping will have on the Olympics and more concerned about the effects it will have on dating.

    Think about it, get a gene that gives you a bigger member. Then only the rich will have huge wangs, and then we'll all be doubly (not) screwed.

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  142. Mankind is in a process of self-transformation by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?

    Of course it is. There's no discrimination against those with hip replacements, heart bypasses, dental refurbishments nor plastic surgery in sport. Mankind will continue to replace its really crappy protein bits with more durable components, and the Olympic committee is not going to object, at the risk of becoming totally irrelevant.

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  143. It was just a matter of time by Donny+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is interesting to consider parallels between bio-engineered doping and aesthetic surgery.

    Somewhere I read how one participant at a beauty contest admitted she'd fixed her looks and then other participants requested her disqualification.
    She was the only "enhanced" beauty - she was the only honest one.

    So what can we do? Can we draw a line?
    A corrective surgery disqualifies you but another emergency surgery to fix broken nose from a traffic accident doesn't?
    Or bar every one who's ever "went under the knife" from participation? Are braces illegal because they're used instead of corrective teeth surgery?

    The same is with sports - why can one individual have a mutated gene and I can't? Since it's not "natural" (as in "common"), why only him/her?

    One way to make it fair is to make everything allowed. Of course for many that will have bad consequences for their health, but so do current "enhancers" that cannot be detected. And ultimately it is up to the athlete to make a decision - as is now.
    Can they disallow that? It's undetectable and "natural" - unless they expand testing to athletes' parents and families there's no way they can detect if a gene or whatever is natural or mutated.

    Coaches should have criminal responsibility for providing athletes with dangerious/harmful substances to keep coaches in the check.
    While it's not easy to say what is just "bad for you" and what is really dangerous, but at least reasonable due dilligence would suffice.

    I do think the _current_ system is unfair - people with disabilities cannot compete at all, people with "normal" genes aren't (very) competitive. So the system is biased in favor of the few sprinkled with couple genetic anomalies (=improvements).

    And finally - bring the whole genetic performance enhancing idea to education - woooo hoooo!
    Since the society is powered by greed, most people will give their kids anything to make them better off...

    This is only the beginning...

  144. Re:Ironic when you consider the ethos of the origi by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

    >Because it's against the rules and dishonest, duh

    Hey - this is Slashdot, where many are proud of their P2P achievements which are against the rules (laws) and dishonest (to artists who create the music).

    When people are bent on doing something, they always find a good reason to do what they want.

  145. Quote gives the obvious answer by bigt_littleodd · · Score: 1
    Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?

    Yes.

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  146. If it worked the title would be different... by hung_himself · · Score: 1

    I believe that this methodology was originally directed towards MD treatment. However, from the emphasis in the SA article to "wow - way cool technology and Olympic mutants " rather than this is a serious treatment for MD- it obviously hasn't worked as well as hoped - which of course doesn't mean that it can't be developed eventually into an effective therapy.

    I remember listening to a talk many years ago by Louis Kunkel, who cloned and isolated the dystrophin gene back in the days when cloning was difficult. Even more impressive was that he accomplished the feat with a very small lab beating out much larger competitors by sheer cleverness and of course a little bit of luck. Anyway, when asked about this type of gene therapy, he basically thought that the development of drugs to stimulate production of dystrophin or some substitute would be a more realistic way to go. If you google his home page you will find some clever approaches that they are quietly working on for MD - including gene therapies.

  147. Who cares.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what some athlete decides to do... I for one don't even watch the Olympics - haven't for about 2 decades now. I don't miss it one bit.

    I am sick and tired of hearing about how Joe and Sally Blow decided to use some drugs to enhance their performance... *yawn*... I could care less, and I don't see the difference anyway.

  148. Tournaments fr the Gene Enhanced ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. a.k.a. Unreal Tournament !!!! Now organized on YOUR planet by the local Liandri Office!!! Sign up for trials today!!!!

  149. Re:Conceptually breaking down the notion of "fair" by Kris+Thalamus · · Score: 1

    We have the Olympics because we enjoy watching the spectacle of competition. The purpose of the games is not to encourage athleticism. And even if we assume that it does promote athletic competition, we still know that favorable environmental conditions as well as good genes are needed to win.

  150. Dead On by Shihar · · Score: 1

    I think the parent is dead on. I will never ever be an athlete (naturally at least). My genes have pretty much already done a fine job selecting me out of most sports. It doesn't matter how much I dump into it, I will never be in the Olympics. It is just shitty genetics. There is nothing 'fair' about this. I don't understand the obsession with keeping it 'natural'. I am not saying don't regulate it, but if some guy figures out how to get his body to pump on some chemical someone else's already does, why not allow it? The only reason to disallow such alterations to what nature gave is to keep people from hurting themselves. In that case, simply open on the field and regulate it. Allow people to use performance enhancing gene therapy, just regulate it to make sure that the things people are doing are not overly harmful.

    If nothing else, it could lead to some advances for the rest of the world. An athlete might use his 'enhanced coordination gene' to better do gymnastics or hit a ball. I could use it to be roller blade better and get neater hand writing. I think we shoot ourselves in the foot limiting what drugs we research. Personally, I think everything from recreational drugs to body enhancement drugs should be fair game. Make the drug run the regulatory gambit to prove it is safe, but if a drug company makes a drug that lets you trip for half an hour and isn't addictive, or they build a drug that lets you build muscle mass twice as fast, so long as it is safe why not use it?

  151. Re:Lance Armstrong losing his 6th Tour de France.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  152. Re:Lance Armstrong, rehabilitation, steroids by dbretton · · Score: 1

    Steroids are regularly prescribed for people undergoing cancer treatment.

    I am not a doctor, but I can certainly see how doctors would prescribe steriods for people with testicular cancer in order to assist with testosterone production.

    Maybe Lance is so good because he's undergoing steroid therapy.

  153. I can at least play the same game. by ShutUpJames · · Score: 1
    Why do we watch sport? To marvel at the physical limits of human ability; but also to see a competition. Competetive sport is exciting because it has rules. If cricketers started stealing runs, or baseball pitchers took a run-up then it would break the game - it would be cheating.

    In the same way, if a sprinter used a jetpack, and managed to avoid crisp-frying his legs, and won, then the spirit of the competition would be destroyed. Rules set up an interesting game.

    Sports can't provide a totally level playing field, but everyone involved knows, or can find out about the rules (except perhaps in cricket). To keep rules consistent, enhancements to people must be either allowed for everyone or banned.

    My feeling is that they shouldn't be allowed. While new techniques help sports stay interesting , cheap tricks which break the spirit of the rules cheapen the competition. We respect athletes because they are normal people who have gained abilities through long hours of training. If anyone could take a pill and lift twice their weight then it wouldn't be a worthwhile achievement.

    If such modifications were to become available then a sub-race of doped-up super athletes would emerge. This would in my opinion be somewhat grotesque. I quite like the idea that while I hardly compare with my sporting heroes, I can at least play the same game.

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    1. Re:I can at least play the same game. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      You could probably 'play the same game' better if enhancements were allowed than if they weren't. The interesting thing about these bans is that they add to the rules rather than preserve them. It's already illegal to use mechanical devices like jet packs. But do you allow Hormones? Prohormones? Megavitamins? How do you differentiate between a drug and a nutrient?

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  154. gene expression by IBX · · Score: 1

    Levels of gene expression can be measured, it is just very slow and tricky (=expensive). And you need a sample of the actual living tissue for it.

    Maybe they would be able to find some good surrogate marker - increased amount of some protein in blood serum, for example.

    The alternative - requiring urine, blood AND muscle sample is not pretty.

  155. Drugs and the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it happens, The Economist recently ran an article addressing some of these issues. The article also provides context and perspective that should be of interest to those participating in this discussion. For convenience, the full text is reproduced below; it is also accessible online (may require paid subscription).

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    Sport

    Drugs and the Olympics

    Aug 5th 2004
    From The Economist print edition

    They are going to mix, whether you like it or not

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    "WHERE does the power come from, to see the race to its end?" asks Eric Liddell in that cinematic celebration of the Olympian ideal, "Chariots of Fire". The runner's answer? "From within." Eighty years after Liddell won his gold medal, for competitors at the Olympic games starting next week in Athens that power may come instead from without--in the form of drugs designed to maximise performance.

    There was "doping" in sport even before the days of Liddell; cyclists, boxers, swimmers and others made use of alcohol, strychnine, cocaine and sundry other substances to ease the pain and give them an edge. But by 1988, when a Canadian runner, Ben Johnson, was stripped of his 100m gold at the Seoul Olympics for failing a drugs test, it was clear that doping had become rife--not just in nasty communist regimes such as East Germany and China, with their famously manly female athletes, but in western countries too. If doping may play a lesser role than it might have done this month in Athens, it is only because allegations about the use of the steroid tetrahydrogestrinone by clients of BALCO, a dietary supplements firm in California, have deprived the Olympics of some of its likeliest medallists--as well as highlighting the pervasive use of steroids in some non-Olympic sports such as America's Major League Baseball, now dubbed the "new East Germany".

    The evidence of doping has been greeted with almost universal condemnation, at least from those parts of the media that love a scandal and the chance to bring down a hero, and from politicians. George Bush has added the war on doping to his broader war on drugs, using this year's state-of-the-union address to urge sport to "get rid of steroids now" and bringing high-profile indictments against sporting dope-peddlers. Those in charge of sport are rapidly losing any ambivalence they once had, and joining a crusade against doping led by the redoubtable head of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), Dick Pound (see article). Driving doping out of sport may prove impossible, however--especially as undetectable gene therapies may soon be on the market. But in any case, is it really so obvious that doping is wrong?

    Though they come in many forms, there are really two main arguments made against doping. One is that it harms athletes--or, if the argument is made by someone willing to admit that putting athletes in harm's way is an integral part of many sports (boxing, rugby, American football and so on), that it harms them unnecessarily. The other is that it is against the spirit of sport: it is cheating or, at the very least, it destroys the mystical quality that gives sport its appeal. There is something to both arguments, but neither is wholly convincing.

    For a start, how harmful are the performance-enhancing drugs used by today's athletes, or likely to be used in the future? Certainly, there have been heavily publicised cases suggesting that excessive use can sometimes have nasty consequences--cyclists suffering heart attacks, perhaps because of the oxygen-storage boosting but blood-thickening steroid EPO, or drug-expanded body-builders who are deeply depressed--though these examples are isolated, and may not be entirely as they appear. Some of the drugs used in East Germany had severe consequence

  156. Ever farther, ever faster, ever higher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it happens, The Economist recently ran an article addressing some of these issues. The article also provides context and perspective that should be of interest to those participating in this discussion. For convenience, the full text is reproduced below; it is also accessible online (may require paid subscription).

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    Sport and drugs

    Ever farther, ever faster, ever higher?

    Aug 5th 2004
    From The Economist print edition

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    The Athens Olympics will be a crucial battle in sport's war on drugs

    "OLYMPISM seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of a good example and respect for universal fundamental ethical principles." So said Baron Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the modern Olympic games. Alas, there is every chance the 28th summer Olympiad, which opens in Athens on August 13th, will make headlines less for the joy of effort--and still less for good example or respect for universal ethics--than for athletes caught cheating with performance-enhancing drugs.

    The past year has brought plenty of evidence that "doping" is rife. In June 2003, a syringe containing a hitherto unknown and undetectable steroid, tetrahydrogestrinone (THG), was sent to America's Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), apparently by a disaffected coach. Speedily designed tests, some applied retrospectively to old urine samples, showed that use of THG had been widespread among top athletes. The drug was allegedly made by BALCO (the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative), in California, as a "nutritional supplement". BALCO's clients included many top sports stars, such as Tim Montgomery, world champion in the 100m sprint; his partner, Marion Jones, the reigning women's Olympic 100m champion; Shane Mosley, a former boxing world champion; several members of the Oakland Raiders American football team; and Barry Bonds, who holds baseball's record for the most home runs in a season.

    Although some of these athletes deny using THG, others have already been banned from their sport for doing so, including Dwain Chambers, a top British sprinter. The USADA is seeking a lifetime ban for Mr Montgomery. After wide investigations, criminal charges have been brought against several people connected with BALCO--though no athletes, as yet--including its boss, Victor Conte, who has been indicted for allegedly supplying illegal drugs and laundering money. A lawyer for Mr Conte has hinted that other well-known athletes, due to compete in the Olympics, have yet to be identified as THG users, and that his client may be prepared to name them as part of a plea-bargain.

    But the litany of recent illegal drug use stretches far beyond BALCO. Even cricket, the sport of gentlemen, has been tainted. Shane Warne, an Australian spin bowler, was banned for a year for taking a drug that can be used to mask steroids; on his return, he rivalled the record for the highest number of wickets taken in a Test (a record he shares, ironically, with a Sri Lankan who has been accused of cheating in a more old-fashioned way, by using an illegal bowling action). In soccer, England's top defender, Rio Ferdinand, was banned for eight months for failing to take a mandatory drug test.

    Another Briton, Greg Rusedski, escaped a ban this year despite testing positive for nandrolone. The tennis star argued that he had been given the steroid without his knowledge by officials of the sport's governing body, the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP). In 2003, the ATP let off seven unnamed players who failed drug tests, apparently for the same reason. Drug scandals have erupted in rugby league, ice hockey, orienteering, the triathlon and so on and on.

    Cycling has provided many milestones in the history of doping in sport, including the first sportsman allegedly to die as a result of

  157. Randomness Good! Purpose Evil! by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    Is the future of competitive sports an elite cadre of genetically engineered athletes?

    Professional Sports is all about elite. And all about genes. 'Get your fattie ass of my soccer field' ring a bell? So why don't we just let cooperations compete and entertain us with human overclocking goodness?

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  158. Gene Doping Opinion by Viagara by Viagara · · Score: 1

    Do we really really care if athletes use blood oxygen or gene doping techniques? As long as they are safe for the athletes, let's see how far we can go. http://www.discount-prescription-drugs.org/Viagra/ Viagara-Price-Guide.htm