Maybe your brain is going to start identifying body parts by IP address. If you get a serious neck injury, your brain will start frantically pinging your feet to see if they still respond, stuff like that.
I mean really. I use dial up occasionally, and I can get my search results in 20 seconds instead of 2. What point does it serve emailing your search query off and waiting much longer for the results?
Maybe we ought to quit using cars until we can come up with the technology to prevent us from losing 40-50,000 people per year in the United States from car accidents, too.
About 10 years ago I learned how to type in Japanese using Japanese WordPerfect for DOS. Granted, I'm just an American who didn't grow up writing Japanese, but even with a full keyboard, getting 10 wpm was about impossible. I was closer to 5 wpm.
Did you know that Chicago now regulates those bleachers and makes the owners pay all sorts of fees and stuff? You can't even sit on top of your house and see the sights without the government wanting a piece of the action.
Have you ever tried to find addresses in parts of Japan when they just do away with the neighborhood section altogether? It would be something like
Chiba Prefecture
Funabashi City
Higashi Funabachi
Building # 8329
It really sucked finding a house in one of those cities.
This reminds me of what Dave Barry said about rap. It was something to the effect of "It sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to bring the melody never showed up."
In my job I am visiting the same offices over and over, and no, they do not change their passwords. The same oned they told me three years ago still work fine.
When I do on-site work, I often have to ask people their passwords. I can't think of one time when anybody refused to tell me. In fact, many make it a point to tell me that they use that password for everything. I still remember most of the passwords, too.
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Maybe your brain is going to start identifying body parts by IP address. If you get a serious neck injury, your brain will start frantically pinging your feet to see if they still respond, stuff like that.
Ha! You'd have to eat 10 bowls of paper to get the fiber I get in one bowl of Colon Blow!
Change the start of the e-mail to "Dear Strongbad", and I think you're on to something.
I mean really. I use dial up occasionally, and I can get my search results in 20 seconds instead of 2. What point does it serve emailing your search query off and waiting much longer for the results?
Maybe we ought to quit using cars until we can come up with the technology to prevent us from losing 40-50,000 people per year in the United States from car accidents, too.
I doubt you would get any senator to change their mind on something just by showing them they have a double standard on some issue.
A study just came out saying we face a 50/50 chance of an apocalypse anyway. I'll take your 1 in 60 odds.
About 10 years ago I learned how to type in Japanese using Japanese WordPerfect for DOS. Granted, I'm just an American who didn't grow up writing Japanese, but even with a full keyboard, getting 10 wpm was about impossible. I was closer to 5 wpm.
Did you know that Chicago now regulates those bleachers and makes the owners pay all sorts of fees and stuff? You can't even sit on top of your house and see the sights without the government wanting a piece of the action.
Don't make me get out my munchkin-catching machine.
This sounds suspiciously like a Simpsons episode I saw once....
Have you ever tried to find addresses in parts of Japan when they just do away with the neighborhood section altogether? It would be something like
Chiba Prefecture
Funabashi City
Higashi Funabachi
Building # 8329
It really sucked finding a house in one of those cities.
4. ???????
5. Profit!
Sheesh, you're probably one of those people who believe Linux isn't satanic in spite of commands like kill and stuff. :)
This reminds me of what Dave Barry said about rap. It was something to the effect of "It sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to bring the melody never showed up."
All my rifles play ogg.
"I sense a disturbance in the internet..."
No messages even posted yet and I already can't get through. Mirrors, anyone?
Don't buy this crap that we are bombing it for water. We are bombing it for oil, pure and simple.
Its 2002 where the hell is my flying car?
Flying cars don't come out until 2003.
In my job I am visiting the same offices over and over, and no, they do not change their passwords. The same oned they told me three years ago still work fine.
When I do on-site work, I often have to ask people their passwords. I can't think of one time when anybody refused to tell me. In fact, many make it a point to tell me that they use that password for everything. I still remember most of the passwords, too.
1. Buy a bunch of crap.
2. Cut out rebate form and UPC.
3. Send everything in.
4. Wait.
5. Wait.
6. Wait.
7. Complain.
8. Wait.
9. Complain.
10. ??????
11. Profit!
Come on. Everybody knows ClearChannel 95.3 is the best.
Well, I like to collect artfully done nuclear bombs. Our stupid, oppresive government won't let me do that, either.