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Picking Up the Pieces

ravenousbugblatter writes "The New York Times online ran an article yesterday titled Picking up the pieces that talks about new technology that can recover information from shredded documents. Not only can companies scan strip-shredded paper and recover the information, they can do the same with cross-shredded paper. It comes at a price though - one company charges $8,000-$10,000 to "reconstruct" the information in a cubic foot of cross-shredded material. How's it done? The shreds are glued onto a piece of paper and then scanned. Software then looks for matches (in one case using the pattern of ink at the edges of the pieces) and suggests possible combinations to the operator that can be accepted or rejected."

529 comments

  1. First by Nerdimus_Maximus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure beats putting them back together by hand. Could have saved alot of dumpster-diving as a teen...

    1. Re:First by Bigby · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm surprised this company hasn't been sued for violating the DMCA because they are attempting to "circumvent a security feature".

    2. Re:First by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      It's not digital. You can be sure, though, that there is a company researching it...

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    3. Re:First by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      "Sound Off!"

      2, 4, 6, 8!

      Shred and then Incinerate!

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    4. Re:First by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

      The security technique isn't, no, but the reproduction is; anybody know if this really does fall under some obscure part of the DMCA??

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  2. Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's why I always dissolve my old paper in concentrated sulfuric acid.

    1. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by vasqzr · · Score: 5, Funny


      I eat my shredded paper in a bowl with milk.

      mmmm, fiber

    2. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by reiggin · · Score: 1

      The concentrated sulfuric acid also serves other purposes when deskside: What employee is willing to risk leaking info when the boss demonstrates the price of disloyality by melting the skin off the unsuspecting janitor?

    3. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      That's why I always dissolve my old paper in concentrated sulfuric acid. You may laugh, but that's basically what at least one defense contractor did with their shredded documents. Left one stinky pile of sludge out back.

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    4. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Salden · · Score: 1

      Totally, I still don't understand why the age old method of burning things in a fire isn't being used today. I mean, I am all for recycling but some things are more important to destroy.

    5. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by tomstdenis · · Score: 0

      Why not just not print it then? Its easier to blank an LCD or CRT in terms of cost/environmental impact than it is to print paper and burn it.

      Man I should be a PhD or something with this common sense comming out the wazoo.

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    6. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      We all do that, but most of us do it in prepackaged boxes bought at the supermarket labelled "breakfast cereal" or "shredded wheat" ;-0

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    7. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by los+furtive · · Score: 4, Funny
      In the Canadian Forces it was regular practice in the field to simply burn any document that had a classicifaction higher than Protected A (pretty much Confidential and above). I've had to do it more than once. Of course, burning isn't enough, you then need to pulverise the ashes since you can often still read from the burnt paper.

      It wouldn't phase me it we found out the NSA has a method of determining the contents of a document by reading the smoke that is generated as it burns ;-)

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    8. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Confetti Shred it Step 2: Toss it in the fireplace at home, one fistfull at a time, so that it doesn't put out too much black smoke Step 3: Profit!

    9. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Step 2: Toss it in the fireplace at home, one fistfull at a time, so that it doesn't put out too much black smoke"

      Exactly. The output from the home shredder at my place is used as fire kindling for our fireplace. It's really an excellent substitute for little chips of wood.

      Of course not everyone has a home fireplace ;-)

    10. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by shokk · · Score: 0, Troll

      splatterpants writes "The New York Times online ran an article yesterday titled Picking up the Lumps that talks about new technology that can recover information from shredded documents that have been eaten in milk. Not only can companies scan strip-shredded paper and recover the information, they can do the same with cross-shredded paper from people with anything from diarrhea to Wheaties bricks. It comes at a price though - one company charges $80,000-$100,000 to "reconstruct" the information in a cubic foot of cross-shredded "fecal material". How's it done? The lumps are collected from the sewage and then glued onto a piece of paper and then scanned. Software then looks for matches (in one case using the pattern of ink at the edges of the clumps) and suggests possible combinations to the operator that can be accepted or rejected. Says scanner operator Mike Crapper, 'The worse thing about the job is getting a hole in the environmental suit. Who can eat lunch after somethinglike that?'"

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    11. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      but then its on a disk, and if its truly sensitive, the only way of really erasing a hd is to take a blowtorch to the platters.

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    12. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      Ha! You'd have to eat 10 bowls of paper to get the fiber I get in one bowl of Colon Blow!

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    13. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Why is it "then its on disk"? It is possible to lock memory my friend.

      Even still I was alluding to a PDA like device which doesn't have a hard disk [and most that have flash have SRAM too...]

      My point is there are alternatives to paper for secure documents. Even on a PC you can do much better.

      Tom

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    14. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big fan of bonfires...

    15. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

      Oh you dissolve them? I just urinate in the trashcan. I figure if someone wants them badly enough, more power to 'em. :-}

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    16. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > an article yesterday titled Picking up the Lumps

      Hmm. Wouldn't that be "Picking up the Dumps?

    17. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > My point is there are alternatives to paper for secure documents

      That's true, but I would think that most of the documents to be destroyed are previous to PCs taking off as they did. I work at a hospital, but none of our medical records were on disk until a few years ago. Still, we have to destroy documents more than a certain # of years old -- therefore, paper shredding is still needed. Burning is much more effective, however.

    18. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by VikingBerserker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, we in the intelligence community prefer to scan the target's cerebellum as he/she is in the process of reading the document. Not only do we get the document in question, but we also learn its pertinence at the same time. Once in a while we get a bonus, like a nice new recipe for Poutine.

    19. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by dasunt · · Score: 1

      ...every morning, after the sun has come up, the radio officer performs a ceremony of burning a single sheet of paper in front of the transmitter shack, and then rubbing the withered leaf of ash between his hands.

      ~ Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson, Page 696

    20. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by AJWM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not just in the field. One of my duties when I was in Signal Corps, posted to the Diefenbunker, was to take the bags of already shredded classified waste out to the incinerator and burn them. And stir the ashes.

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    21. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Bigby · · Score: 1

      You could just put it in my printer. It does a pretty darn good job at destroying the paper. That is if you can get it out.

    22. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, tell me you're joking. Canada has forces? Stronger than snow and wind?

    23. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I eat my shredded paper in a bowl with milk.

      After disolving it into concentrated sulfuric acid?

    24. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      wow. thanks.

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    25. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by DancingSword · · Score: 1

      Shred 'em, then...

      ... use 'em for bedding in the kitchen's vermi-composters.

      Shredded and then eaten-by-worms paper isn't going to scan well, I'd say...

      Just a thought...

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    26. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      We have a fireplace, but here in Alabama it's only unhot (it never gets cold, just unhot) enough to use it for about two weeks out of the year.

      On the other hand, I'm not too worried about anyone reconstructing my shreddings. Anyone who has $8,000 to spend getting information from my shred bin, just come ask me, and I'll probably give it to you for half that.

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    27. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by PPGMD · · Score: 1

      Bah that is old school, we just started using a time machine, we just jump in before they shred the documents and steal them.

    28. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this how Two-Face became the man(men) he is?

    29. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by helpifalloutadasky · · Score: 1

      I cross shred and transfer the results to the kitty litter box! -one way to recycle some paper

    30. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, Canada was a strong allie in WW2.. especially around the time of the normandy invasion.

      Of course... Murphy's law kicked in, and a mass slaughter enshewed. But, yeah... they have forces.

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    31. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by siesta+at+uni · · Score: 1

      As a member of an intelligence agency that has to read all your internal mail, I'd like to point out that you need to add salt to the recipe.

      Sheeesh, can't even transcripe brain waves correctly...

    32. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Fishstick · · Score: 1


      Your cat's breath tastes like catfood?

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    33. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Your cat's breath tastes like catfood?

      Smells like cat food... "olores"

    34. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It has always amazed me that Canada and Australia are both kind enough to send troops to fight in battles that they really don't have a whole lot to gain from, simply because their Allies (US and UK) ask them to do so.

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    35. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Smoke-reading. Paranoia has led you to either keen insight or the edge of madness. You decide.

    36. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      For smaller quantities of highly sensitive stuff (e.g. keying material, one day pads), a standard kitchen blender works nice. Reduces the paper to a gelatinous pupl that is perfect for disposing in the latrine. I dare anyone to reconstruct that!

    37. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      I get

      The scents of the breathing of my cat have taste of the food for cats.

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    38. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems overly paranoid to me, even for spooks.

      Let's assume you did not stir the ashes and that some miniscule amount of informaiton was recoverable so what?

      First of all someone who wants the secret information contained in the document would have to know where the information is kept. Then they'd have to know when the document is to be burned. Then they'd have to know where it is to be burned. And then they'd have to actually sneak onto the base to sift through the ashes.

      Assuming they accomplish all of the above, they have to acutally FIND the ducment in question among the ashes without sittring them up and destroying the rest of the document.

      What are the chances of someone accomplishing all that and then finding the document they actually want to see and being able to glean significant useful information from it?

      I mean sheesh. Talk about a waste of time!

    39. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by shamino0 · · Score: 1
      but then its on a disk, and if its truly sensitive, the only way of really erasing a hd is to take a blowtorch to the platters.

      Who said it has to be on a hard drive?

      Old-style floppy disks (like the 360K PC floppies or the even older 140K Apple floppies) have a very low coercivity. Low enough that a common demagnetizing tool (like those sold for erasing VHS) will work.

      Unfortunately, higher capacity media (like 1.44M floppies, Zip disks and hard drives) have a much higher coercivity, so they can't be completely erased (beyond the ability of a magnetic force microscope to recover), meaning that kind of media requires physical destruction.

      Still, I suspect none of these document recovery companies could recover a bin full of confetti-shredded floppy disks that have been bulk-erased. Now you've got to reassemble thousands of visually-identical pieces and then examine them with a magnetic force microscope. Good f'ing luck.

    40. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Even on a PC you can do much better

      You'd be surprised. Network issues, EMF emissions (keyboard, CRT, cables, it all can be read). Also, since the issue is "disposal", how many people do a proper multiple-overwrite of their empty hard disk areas to ensure no magnetic traces are present before sending the computer to the dump?

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    41. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish this could be said of me:

      The scents of the breathing of Anonymous Coward have taste of the vagina of Sandra Bullock.

    42. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      If you burn paper you usually can still see the writing on the ashes if you look closely; the ink isn't the same shade of black as the ashes are.

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    43. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      That actually accomplishes the same purpose as dissolving in sulfuric acid, because its dissolved in hydrochloric acid in your stomach. It's actually better though because it mixes in dissolved bits of whatever else you ate and bacteria,hiding which pieces are actually from the shredded document, causing it to decompose faster, and making people want to leave it alone.

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    44. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
      Totally, I still don't understand why the age old method of burning things in a fire isn't being used today. I mean, I am all for recycling but some things are more important to destroy.

      After reading several stories on slashdot about garbage diving for personal information (the Oregon story for one), I decided to do just this. I now collect all papers I want to discard having important information and use them to start fires in our chiminea.

      My father was an agriculture teacher in one of his careers. Our fireplace ash was always put on the garden - thus the burned papers provide fertilization of new plant life - so it is recycled after all.

    45. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      PC LOAD LETTER!!!

      Ya, obvious, but it had to be done :)

      N.

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    46. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... I'm so... so enlightened now. Oh Wise One, please quote more books for me, please.

    47. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe yeah. If they wanted the information that bad, they would obviously have one specific document in mind, and would completely disregard all other readable information they might find

    48. Re:Shredding is for wimps. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, in the case of WW2, I think there was alot to lose....

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  3. Still a good idea... by ajiva · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shredding your financial statements is still a good idea. It keeps people from going through your trash and getting financial information. Everyone should at least get a straight line shredder and shred everything that they don't use.

    1. Re:Still a good idea... by plalonde2 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Have you done the risk analysis on this?

      What is the realistic likelyhood of someone pulling your financial information from your trash? It's substantially more effecient to just throw your statements out to the street on trash day under your coffee grinds.

      This tendancy towards living in fear scares me.

    2. Re:Still a good idea... by preric · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While I can see your point, the fact that shredders are so cheap ($20-50) and quick (4-10 sheets at a time) makes it fairly easy to give yourself a more secure feeling.

    3. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      It keeps people from going through your trash and getting financial information.
      Enlighten me. Given that I properly destroy PIN numbers and the like, what use could my financial information (bank statements, credit card bills, etc) be to anybody else?
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    4. Re:Still a good idea... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have one at home and use it to shred all the parts of correspondence that contains personal information.

      I've had someone use my personal details to "buy" something in a store before (albeit with some pretty out of date info) and I'm not going to make it easy for someone to try that again.

      The name and address portion of any envelope, all old bills, bank statements, etc get shredded and then those shredded segments get burned on an occassional bonfire.

      It's a little bit of work for a lot of peace of mind.

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    5. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bank statements, credit card bills, etc

      Does your credit card bill have your credit card number on it?

      Why thank you, I will purchase all those porn subscriptions! I just got a new credit card, as it happens..

    6. Re:Still a good idea... by eXtro · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't think you understand risk analysis at all. Risk analysis implies that you take a look at the potential loss, probability of the occurence and the cost of preventing it. For 50 bucks or so I got myself a cross cut shredder, it's a cheap price for additional piece of mind. It also cuts down on the overall volume that the junk mail I receive takes up. I still get the same amount but it ends up taking up less room in my recycle box.


      The risk is zero. The mathematical expectation (probability v.s. potential loss if somebody does pilfer my garbage) is greater than 50 bucks. Risk analysis says that buying the shredder was wise, though not overwhelmingly so.


      I've had:

      • Two offers of employment stolen (FedEX said they were signed for yet I didn't get the actual offers - somebody knows how much I make, my address, my occupation etc)
      • Silly little amazon.com thank you gift stolen (the box was found in the women's restroom)

      This is what I know of and it happened within 2 years.
    7. Re:Still a good idea... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      There was a report on the local radio new this morning about some 19-year old doing just that at the car rental agency he worked at. Scammed at least two people for hundreds of dollars of merchandise before he got caught. Mainly because he had the loot bought with different stolen CC information to the same address.

      It does happen. Fairly often. It's not rocket science. And apparently many of the people doing aren't rocket scientists. Well, at least the ones that get caught.

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    8. Re:Still a good idea... by lildogie · · Score: 1

      Two words: Identity Theft.

      It's a significant, growing problem: people find out some fraud has taken out credit cards and/or mortgages in their name, and then defaulted.

      The trend gets written up about once per year in the press, and that's just when the reporter is having a slow day.

    9. Re:Still a good idea... by Cromac · · Score: 1

      It's cheaper for us to toss them in the woodstove and burn them. No extra cost for the shredder and no one is going to glue the remains to another piece of paper and scan anything.

    10. Re:Still a good idea... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Oh, and it really galls me that the CC companies see it as more cost effective writing off a certain (small to them) % due to fraud instead of making the system more secure. Too bad for you if you're one of the people who's credit is foobared by some sleazbag.

      One more instance of the asymmetric nature of the corp <--> relationship.

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    11. Re:Still a good idea... by Chazmyrr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Given that a substantial number of people I know or work with have been fraud victims, I'd say the likelihood is significant. The question is whether or not the one-time cost of a $40 shredder is justified. The potential time and hassle of tracking down and closing fraudulent accounts amounts to far more than $40. If you don't value your time at all, then don't buy a shredder.

    12. Re:Still a good idea... by Cyno · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not paranoid enough to shred my financial documents. But I'll happily encrypt all my data.

      I don't trust you. Its not that I don't trust some criminal who might be after my money. I don't trust YOU. My neighbor, my friend, my fellow citizen. Because I watched you vote.

    13. Re:Still a good idea... by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There was a report on the local radio new this morning about some 19-year old doing just that at the car rental agency he worked at. Scammed at least two people for hundreds of dollars of merchandise before he got caught.

      And owning a paper shredder would have prevented that how?

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    14. Re:Still a good idea... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      I'm an idiot.

      Should read: "One more example of the asymmetric nature of the corp <--> individual relationship"

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    15. Re:Still a good idea... by OneBarG · · Score: 1

      Assuming you have a woodstove handy.

      Typing more to waste time so it lets me post...

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    16. Re:Still a good idea... by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, because it takes no time to sort your documents into shred and no-shred, shred them, then empty the shredder into the trash, rather than just lobbing everything in there.

      In a society that gives out credit card numbers as easily as names, it never ceases to amaze me the number of people that assume that their card number has been swiped from their trash rather than from any one of the other zillion places that it lives.

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    17. Re:Still a good idea... by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had:

      * Two offers of employment stolen (FedEX said they were signed for yet I didn't get the actual offers - somebody knows how much I make, my address, my occupation etc)
      * Silly little amazon.com thank you gift stolen (the box was found in the women's restroom)

      This is what I know of and it happened within 2 years.


      OK, great, but what does that have to do with shredding your documents? NOTHING, because neither of those things were ever in your posession to begin with, and document shredding would not have prevented their theft.

      If you're going to offer examples, you could at least come up with some that are actually relevant to the discussion.

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    18. Re:Still a good idea... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1
      And owning a paper shredder would have prevented that how?

      Maybe not prevented it, but sticking the jerks hands in the shredder after he was caught would be a good use.

    19. Re:Still a good idea... by Zemran · · Score: 1

      I think you both have a point. I am paranoid enough to want a shredder but too tight with my money to buy one. So I never leave my rubbish out overnight. So anyone wandering along my street looking for a new 'identity' is more likely to use one of my neighbours rubbish bags that gets left out overnight. The bin men arrive at 09:00 and I get up at 07:00 so I have no real problem. Some of my neighbours feel that they are in too much of a rush in the morning but I think that is very dangerous.

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    20. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just CC numbers. SSNs, bank account numbers, invoices... Anything that has personal priviledged info. The more they learn about you, the better they can be at frauding you or even stealing you identitiy.

    21. Re:Still a good idea... by BCSEiny · · Score: 1

      I disagree with that even though I know a lot of peopel who do it. For instance if I want to find out the basic informaiton about you (phone number, address, last name, first name, SSN even (possible though not likely), etc.) I could search a couple of sites, do a little digging. I am not saying throw your bank and credit card statements in the trash, quite the opposite, burn them after you shred them. Shredding envelopes? Shredding junk mail? Now that is just insane. People that do shouldn't be on the internet. You know someone can track you on the internet even faster than they could find your address. And no one tries to stop that even proxies and firewalls have their workarounds.

    22. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "While I can see your point, the fact that shredders are so cheap ($20-50) and quick (4-10 sheets at a time) makes it fairly easy to give yourself a more secure feeling."

      True, but don't undestimate the clogging power of glossy documents. One time a few months ago I received some snail mail spam from MSFT ... something about them wanting me to sign up for a .NET course for business techies. It was on this really high grade glossy paper that was very colourful and attractive.

      Thanks to Microsoft, I now know that one piece of high grade glossy paper is equal to about six pieces of regular 20 lb white copier paper when passing it through a shredder. So if you get such mail from MSFT and have a shredder that does at most 20 pages at once, please shred only 3 glossy pages at a time.

      This has been a public service annoucement.

    23. Re:Still a good idea... by water-and-sewer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wouldve agreed with you up until about 2 weeks ago, when my credit card statement showed up with an unknown charge for $2600 from a town about 20 miles away. The bank is busy investigating it and Ive frozen that account until its resolved. The only explanation I can come up with is that someone went dumpster-diving, fished out enough paperwork to do some damage with, and went shopping with my credit card.

      I will be purchasing a shredder immediately, believe you me.

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    24. Re:Still a good idea... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Dammit, if only you'd gotten your hands on them first you could have shredded them before anyone got to see them ;->

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    25. Re:Still a good idea... by Nic-o-demus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was working at an office in Manila for a while and one day some other guys in the office noticed a man at a table down the street a ways selling papers. When they stopped and looked at the papers, they discovered they were from our office- they had been pulled from the trash and he was selling them for something like 10 pesos a sheet (though it didn't look like he was making much of a killing). Not that they were particularly sensitive, but some of the papers had contact information on them, so we began shredding everything that had names on it.

      When I got back home to the states, I was a product development manager, and one of the first things I did was buy a nice shredder for my company. At first everyone laughed- they said I was being paranoid, but it was mostly out of habit. Pretty soon everyone was using it, though. I realized after a while that deep down I hadn't really bought the shredder because I was worried about privacy or anything, but because it's addictive. Sometimes there were lines in front of the shredder. People were shredding notes from the morning's staff meetings. People were shredding poems that they had just printed off the Internet. If anyone were to pay $8,000 to recover one of our documents, the truth is that they'll likely find a page of Holy Grail script. ("Aha! Just as we suspected! This document proves they're doing research on swallows.")

      The lesson is, shred lots of junk while you're at it. It's fun for you, bad for whoever's trying to look at your stuff, and probably fun for the guy with the glue getting paid to recover stuff.

    26. Re:Still a good idea... by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      The significant portion of your friends with fraud issues could just as likely be caused by a guy with loose morals at your healthcare provider...or car insurance...or doctor.

      Have you ever considered the number of folks that have legitimate access to your name and SSN?

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    27. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the tool of my ancestors....little thing we like to call "fire".

      Works every time..

    28. Re:Still a good idea... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Mine and 3 of my neighboors were swipped from the mailbox before we ever got to see them. It must have been systematic too, because we were with different banks - so it had to be done several times. Even though shredding wouldn't have helped there it does help to stop the fucktards who have dumpster dived my rubbish - and yes, I know it happens because I caught one.

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    29. Re:Still a good idea... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's substantially more effecient to just throw your statements out to the street on trash day under your coffee grinds.
      Coffee grinds? Bah! As a parent, I have two words for you:
      diaper pail
      If someone gets my credit card statement, they damn well deserve it.

      --

    30. Re:Still a good idea... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Someone tried to rack up £2500 worth of gear on my credit card, which luckily the bank queried (just for once). Who really needs 20 hooded tops, trainers, 10xtrack pants and a 50" rear projection TV?

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    31. Re:Still a good idea... by killmenow · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't care about risk analysis. If there's a chance at all, (as others have pointed out) you can get a shredder for ~ 20 USD. I told my aunt to buy me a crosscut shredder for Christmas or something so got it free.

      Besides, the cost and the risk are not the point (for me). I just freaking love the feeling I get when I run solicitations through it. Jesus I love that scrunchy crunchy grinding noise it makes.

      I swear my blood pressure gets a few points closer to normal every time I shred something. Paper shredders: they do a body good!

    32. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      Does your credit card bill have your credit card number on it?
      No. Next.
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    33. Re:Still a good idea... by Copid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would agree with you, but it depends on where you live. If you're a college student living in on-campus apartments, you should shred your documents. I've seen people dumpster diving for financial information in such areas. The campus police had a hard time staying on top of the problem where I lived. College students are good targets because their trash is frequenly mostly paper, they have to put their SSN on just about everything (at least, they used to), and their trash is almost inevitably full of credit card statements and other financial detritus. Combine that with big, shared dumpsters full of bags like that and you have a prime target. Sure, somebody probably isn't going to grab your specific garbage can in the suburbs, but the likelihood of being a target in some areas is quite high.

      --
      An interesting anagram of "BANACH TARSKI" is "BANACH TARSKI BANACH TARSKI"
    34. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      Two words: Identity Theft.
      What information on my financial statements can aid a potential identity thief?
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    35. Re:Still a good idea... by derch · · Score: 1

      It's substantially more effecient to just throw your statements out to the street on trash day under your coffee grinds.

      Coffee grinds? Try rancid chicken fat and fish viscera. Turns the stomach of any would be identity theives.

    36. Re:Still a good idea... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      The point isn't to stop someone who already knows my name and perhaps my address from finding out more about me - I realise that someone determined enough who already has that information can use offline and online sources to find out even more. Rather the point is to stop my details falling into the hands of someone who wants to find a new identity to steal for fraud, etc.

      Let's look at what might be thrown out of the average household: utility bills and other bills, bank statements, insurance details, etc. Even brochures, catalogs and junk mail can tell someone something about you beyond the basics. If I know where you shop, how you shop there and how you pay for the items - and all because you were kind enough to leave all that information out where I could find it - and if I know that then I can do a lot of damage to your credit.

      This isn't paranoia for paranoia's sake - like I said, this kind of casual identity theft and fraud has actually happened to me in the past. If I didn't take steps to minimise the chances of it happening again then you could call me stupid. But for taking small, sensible precautions? I don't think so.

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    37. Re:Still a good idea... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Ok, I was a bit vague in my post. He was fishing intact CC receipts out of the trash, not shredded receipts. Shredding them at least raises the bar so that at least the mouth-breathers aren't going to be ripping you off.

      If anyone's going to the effort ($8K or more currently) to re-assemble shredded documents, they're probably expecting a bigger payoff than a gamecube and a DVD player. If your information is that sensitve, well, then burn it.

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    38. Re:Still a good idea... by maxume · · Score: 1
      no. no! No! you must have meant lose morals.

      What has this place become?

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    39. Re:Still a good idea... by putaro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Forget about people dumpster diving - trash cans get spilled and bags get ripped. Do you want your bank statement blowing down the street?

    40. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Informative
      "Enlighten me. Given that I properly destroy PIN numbers and the like, what use could my financial information (bank statements, credit card bills, etc) be to anybody else?"

      Having worked at a bank and received anti-fraud and anti-identity-theft training, I know that there is a lot of evil stuff that could be done with that information.

      For example that government tax document that wasn't shredded probably has your Social Security Number, your name and your address. The SSN is one of the most prized possessions among fraudsters. Just that information alone is enough to do evil things like apply for new credit cards in your name that you don't know about. Or open lines of credit or bank accounts, cell phone accounts, etc. in your name. Of course if you haven't paid for a credit check document lately you won't see all of these accounts in your name.

      That bank statement with recent bank activity can also be used to impersonate you. You could do telephone banking, tell them you forgot your "secret word" and then they will ask you about recent transactions, what other accounts you have with them, etc. and then assume that the fraudster is the genuine article. And they have access to all of your bank funds via telephone banking. They could start requesting replacement credit cards and bank cards with new PIN numbers.

      At this point, you are thoroughly hosed for life and even if you do manage to clean it up, it will be hell opening a bank account or credit card because all of the fraud warnings on your name. You'll have a lot of trouble getting leasing on a car or taking advantage of one of those "don't pay until 2005" deals at the furniture store.

      The moral of the story: SHRED YOUR DOCUMENTS. And for goodness sakes, use your other hand to cover that PIN entry keypad whenever you're using your bank card.

    41. Re:Still a good idea... by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      Shredding may have helped. When you get a CC in the mail, it is not active. You need to call the bank to activate it, and they tend to ask questions, that really only you, and the person that read your CC application should know. And even then, atleast these days, its only partial, like last 4 digits of social, maiden name, phone no, address, associated bank account numbers if its with the same bank you do your normal banking with.

      That information may have been gleamed from your trash prior to the card being stolen, which will give the thief that much more information to use when he goes to activate your CC card.

      --
      I came, I conquered, I coredumped
    42. Re:Still a good idea... by mjh · · Score: 1
      Have you done the risk analysis on this?

      Uhm... well, yes. My shredder cost me $25 (got it on sale at OfficeMax). It shreds documents that, if found, could access all of my savings. Now mind you, my savings is barely enough to solve my family's hunger, much less world hunger, but it's quite a bit more than $25.

      So, ProShredding has these risks:

      1. Monetary: $25 one time cost
      2. Probability total loss: Ridiculously small possibility that someone will collect my shred clippings and pay $10k per cubic foot to recover the info, and then use that to take my entire savings.
      3. Time: my time used to shred document

      AntiShredding has these risks:

      1. Monetary: no up front cost
      2. Probability total loss: Possibility that someone would take the time to scrounge through my trash to obtain that information
      3. Time: no risk
      Comparing item 1 to 1, well, yeah I had to buy a shredder. One point for antishredding. Comparing item 2 to 2, I think that the risk of someone scrounging my unshredded trash is very much greater than someone scrounging my shredded trash. One point for proshredding. Comparing item 3 to 3, well, yeah I have to take the time to do it.

      The worst possible analysis that you could come up with is 2 points to 1 against shredding. Personally, I weigh points 1 and 3 fairly low. Say 5% each. I weigh point 2 at 90%. That gives me 90% to 10% in favor of shredding.

      Monty, I'm gonna go with door A and continue to shred my private docs.

      This tendancy towards living in fear scares me.

      For me it's not an issue of living in fear. It's an issue of risk mitigation. The probability of total loss when I don't shred is significantly greater then if I do shred. And the upfront costs and effort required to shred is exceptionally low. So why not?

      --
      Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
    43. Re:Still a good idea... by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 2, Informative

      What is the realistic likelyhood of someone pulling your financial information from your trash?

      Ever tried to get false charges removed from your credit report?

      In one case, for a false telephone account it took:

      1. Every lease since the charge took place (the original, notorized).

      2. A bill statement from every month since the false charge showing an address other than the one in the false charge (again, copies weren't good, originals, notorized).

      3. The phone statements from your real account during the time since (originals, notorized).

      Two years later, the collection agency stopped, then you had to fight to get it off your credit report!!!

      I've owned a shredder since my sophomore year in college. If someone is going to max out my credit cards.... ITS GOING TO BE ME!!!!! :)

      -B

    44. Re:Still a good idea... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Or better yet just don't place any value in someone else's insecure closed proprietary system, like the SSN. I give away all this crap to anyone who asks for it. I don't care what my credit record says about me. I buy everything with the cash I have earned. Fuck credit and fuck you for telling me its somehow important. What do you know.

      Nobody seems to know anything about anything, they just follow the herd like good little sheeple. I'm only hoping all the lemmings someday get led to the sea so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

      At this point, you are thoroughly hosed for life and even if you do manage to clean it up, it will be hell opening a bank account or credit card because all of the fraud warnings on your name.

      Oh, no. You're Brazil-like system attached fraudly claims to my number. Hey, as long as you don't volunteer me for summary judgement and execution I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! How's that for credit.

    45. Re:Still a good idea... by thogard · · Score: 1

      So someone dumps a bunch of shreded documents on a scanner and does a scan. Find the outline of each one and run lenght encode each side of each rectangle you find and then sort by thouse. The result is a nice graph (a comp sci term) of what rectangles go next to what other rectangles.

    46. Re:Still a good idea... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      They didn't steal the card, they stole the card number and my address/name. That's enough to do a "card not present" transaction. They must have just guessed the expiry date or had some way of knowing it because I don't recall it being on the statements...then again, maybe it was? Also, I haven't received a statement for a while, maybe it's bloody happening again! Arghghghh!

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    47. Re:Still a good idea... by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Keep your shirt on!

      What in the world makes you think it didn't have to do with documents in the trash?

      Like maybe someone made themselves look as qualified as him.

      --
      The message on the other side of this sig is false.
    48. Re:Still a good idea... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ihave no confidence in straight line shredders.

      After doing some reading about how easy it was to put documents back together after they'd been shredded I did a little bit of testing.

      The unit tested was a Fellowes DM-3. I think I paid $50 for this thing at Staples a few years ago.

      Out of a waste basket that had about 50 shredded items in it, I was able to put 2 documents back together before I quit.... the first 2 I tried.

      It's ridiculously easy. Advertisements usually come artwork on them... it was trivial to match up one of those. I just found all the strands that were (in this case) predominantly blue and orange, and arranged them. Easy.

      In the second case, I went for something more like plain paper, a greyscale bank statement. The type of paper.. slightly grey, and the bank logo helped me identify those strands. After a few minutes, there were my transactions and balance. Not cool.

      Part of what made this so easy is that the shredder doesn't seperate the strands after shredding. They just kind of fall on the pile more or less in linear order.

      I've heard that bi-directional shredders are better, I haven't gotten around to buying one yet.

      --
      Huh?
    49. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      probably has your Social Security Number. The SSN is one of the most prized possessions among fraudsters
      Pre-supposing I'm American, or live in America. Which I don't. I don't have an SSN. I have a National Insurance number, but it serves no purpose in identifying me to anyone except the inland revenue, when assessing how much income tax I'm due to pay after changing jobs.
      then they will ask you about recent transactions, what other accounts you have with them, etc. and then assume that the fraudster is the genuine article
      No, then they will ask me my pre-arranged security question, to which the fraudster will not know the answer. (unless he's a bank insider, in which case I'm bjorked anyway).
      At this point, you are thoroughly hosed for life
      Wow, hell of an insecure country you've got there...
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    50. Re:Still a good idea... by nomel · · Score: 1

      Glossy paper...you sure it wasn't a CD..maybe an AOL cd!? HRMMM!!?

    51. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this post is trolling genius.

      The risk is zero. The mathematical expectation (probability v.s. potential loss if somebody does pilfer my garbage) is greater than 50 bucks. Risk analysis says that buying the shredder was wise, though not overwhelmingly so.

      The logic and mathematical precision of that statement is mind blowing! Bravo!

      It also cuts down on the overall volume that the junk mail I receive takes up.

      Who knew that folded paper takes up more room than its shredded counterpart?

    52. Re:Still a good idea... by RandomCoil · · Score: 1
      Sure, because it takes no time to sort your documents into shred and no-shred, shred them, then empty the shredder into the trash, rather than just lobbing everything in there.

      Sorting would take too much time -- just drop all your documents into the shredder. With a reasonable shredder, you don't even have to open credit card offers: just drop in the whole envelope. Don't even bother using a trash can for the mail: University Alumni letter? Shredder. Weekly grocery store ad? Shredder. And since you're recycling all your paper (right?) you don't have to sort the used kleenexes from the junk mail when you go to throw everything away, or at least you don't have to consider that the used kleenex might end up as part of your next milk carton.
    53. Re:Still a good idea... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>I buy everything with the cash I have earned. Fuck credit and fuck you for telling me its somehow important. What do you know.

      Except when you want a big ticket item like a car or a house. Good luck trying to get a mortgage with bad/no credit. You'll be living in other people's property for the rest of your life.

      --
      Huh?
    54. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Or better yet just don't place any value in someone else's insecure closed proprietary system, like the SSN. I give away all this crap to anyone who asks for it."

      I never said that I liked the way the USA handles SSN or that it was a good system. But I am thankful that I am not living in that country.

      "I don't care what my credit record says about me. I buy everything with the cash I have earned. Fuck credit and fuck you for telling me its somehow important. What do you know."

      Some employers use credit checks as part of a background check whether it's legal or not. It's not like they tell you. Maybe you might get turned down when you apply for your next job. There goes your cash supply.

      And what about the new Big Brother anti-terrorist systems that are being proposed? Some of them use credit rating information to determine how likely you are to try to commit terrorist actions. Even if you deal only in cash, you still have to protect your own credit report because the System still assumes that you use credit cards like a good little consumer.

      And if someone opens up a line of credit in your name and you never look at your own credit report and notice it, the first wind you will get of the situation is a nasty call from the collection agency's goons or your bank.

      "Nobody seems to know anything about anything, they just follow the herd like good little sheeple. I'm only hoping all the lemmings someday get led to the sea so the rest of us can get on with our lives."

      I never said that any of the SSN or credit systems were 'good things.' But they exist and it's what everyone uses so it makes sense to know how they work even if it's only to fight them. I still know all about troubleshooting Windows computers and how they work even though my own computer runs OS X. It comes in handy when securing jobs that give me a cash flow or dealing with "sheeple."

      "Oh, no. You're Brazil-like system attached fraudly claims to my number."

      Please learn how to write in English and try to avoid the infantile obscenities that only make you look like a whiney brat. I don't even know what you're attempting to say here and I don't care to try to reverse engineer what you were thinking. Have a nice day.

    55. Re:Still a good idea... by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      Or a waitress wrote it down when running your tab.

      Doesn't have to be so sinister.

    56. Re:Still a good idea... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      You'll be living in other people's property for the rest of your life.

      Really? Do you know anyone who owns their home? I don't.

      At least I won't be paying interest or taxes for the property I don't own. And I won't have any debts to allow any banks to come and claim "my" property.

      I'll wait until I can afford it. The rest of you just lie to yourselves and think you can afford it. That depends on your ability to hold down a job.

    57. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name, Address, Account Numbers, the list goes on.
      The risk is there, albeit pretty low for most people. Statistics dictate the risk is there none the less and since I son't want to end up a statistic and have my already crappy credit rating lowered even further, I shred my documents.

    58. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand how shredded paper can be recycled. In our shredded paper bin, there is a whole hodge-podge of stuff. White paper, colored paper, glossy stuff, the little plastic address windows from the credit card applications, etc...

      I have heard that some recycling places take shredded paper, but I don't know how they can do anything with it other than line their hamster cages.

      Incidentally, why are you storing used kleenex with your mail?

    59. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      Name, Address, Account Numbers,
      You can't *do* anything with my bank account number. Except pay me money. Feel free to do that, any time you care to.
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    60. Re:Still a good idea... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I don't even know what you're attempting to say here...

      I would suggest you watch the movie Brazil sometime.

    61. Re:Still a good idea... by mwolff · · Score: 1

      Take your trash out in the morning.

    62. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Pre-supposing I'm American, or live in America. Which I don't. I don't have an SSN. I have a National Insurance number, but it serves no purpose in identifying me to anyone except the inland revenue, when assessing how much income tax I'm due to pay after changing jobs."

      I'm not american or living in the USA either. It sounds to me like the system equivalent to the SSN in your country is more intelligently administered than the one in the US (which is not saying much.) Since this is a US-centric site, I was using the US example which is also probably the worst case scenario as well.

      In my country, the social insurance number is also used (by law) only for purposes related to paying government taxes.

      But in the USA, a lot of people think the SSN is a unique identifier (but supposedly it's not) and it's used all over the place in databases. For example a bunch of SSNs were compromised some months back when cell phone user databases were compromised. Supposedly it's not required in the USA to give your SSN for stuff like that but they expect everyone to give it so there might not be an alternate way to sign up for services.

      "No, then they will ask me my pre-arranged security question, to which the fraudster will not know the answer. (unless he's a bank insider, in which case I'm bjorked anyway)."

      Sounds like the bankers have some sense in your country. Good for them.

      "Wow, hell of an insecure country you've got there..."

      If you look at my original post, you will see that I said I am glad I do not live in the United States ;-)

    63. Re:Still a good idea... by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      He was fishing intact CC receipts out of the trash, not shredded receipts. Shredding them at least raises the bar so that at least the mouth-breathers aren't going to be ripping you off.

      Why would he need to fish them out of the trash at all? The company keeps a copy of the receipt too, and if he's an employee he would have access to it for at least a few minutes, more than enough time to jot down the CC number.

      That happens in restaurants all the time, BTW.

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    64. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " Glossy paper...you sure it wasn't a CD..maybe an AOL cd!? HRMMM!!?"

      No, I tape those up on the door of my wardrobe for posterity ;-)

    65. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so you destroy every piece of paper ever given to you with your financial data on it.

      There is still a fucking long list of people with your SSN and/or CC#s. They include:

      Banks
      Insurance Providers
      Doctors
      Dentists
      Any business you've ever given your CC to for a purchase/services. This includes minimum wagers at restaurants and convinience stores.

      One crooked person working at any of those locations and you are open to fraud, and there's not a thing you can do about it.

    66. Re:Still a good idea... by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      What in the world makes you think it didn't have to do with documents in the trash?

      Because knowing anything about him at all is completely unnecessary for pulling off that sort of thing.

      Like maybe someone made themselves look as qualified as him.

      "Looking qualified" means precisely dick to the FedEx delivery guy. "Able to sign for the package" is the only thing that matters. At best you'd have to be able to pass for an adult and act like you belong there, though in most cases not even that is necessary.

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    67. Re:Still a good idea... by IIH · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sure, because it takes no time to sort your documents into shred and no-shred, shred them, then empty the shredder into the trash, rather than just lobbing everything in there.

      For the same reason that all email should be encrypted to the same level, you should shred everything, not just items that you consider condifential. Otherwise you're doing some of the work of the attacker for him, by sorting out the data into important and not-important.

      --
      Exigo spamos et dona ferentes
    68. Re:Still a good idea... by eXtro · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how your comment is insightful, but the point is that if people are willing to steal from a mailbox or the apartment managers office I don't see how people think that nobody would possibly look through their trash or recycle box for banking or credit card information.

      It's a pretty similar thing, except that with the cases I mentioned you're actually violating federal law just by doing it. You're not necessarily violating federal law by rummaging through somebodies trash. Based on this I would estimate that the probability that somebody would be willing to do this would be higher than the probability that somebody would steal mail.

    69. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have one helluva big wardrobe.
      Yada yadda... 12 seconds.....

    70. Re:Still a good idea... by plalonde2 · · Score: 1

      I knew the rugrats had a use. Might have to get some now - I understand the up-front costs can be less than the shredder.

    71. Re:Still a good idea... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      How much time, money, and effort does it take to shred sensitive documents before throwing them away? I can get a small shredder at Office Depot for a couple of bills. It only takes 5 extra seconds to put a piece of paper through it instead of going straight in the trash.

      Even if the difference in risk between discarding shredded and unshredded documents is minimal, I think the extra effort can be easily justified.

      I'd rather play it safe than find out that my credit card was compromised because someone pulled a 2-year-old account statement out of my filthy trash.

    72. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The colored paper and plastic windows aren't a problem for recycling. I assume in the process of recycling paper, it's finely ground and mixed with wood pulp, to the point where a few plastic chunks aren't any more of a problem than the impurities found in tree trunks.

    73. Re:Still a good idea... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say the likelihood is significant. The question is whether or not the one-time cost of a $40 shredder is justified.

      Sorry but you can cross shred and burn it and I can still gain your credit card numbers easily.

      All I have to do is go through the trash of the resturants you frequent.

      I could get 30-40 good CC numbers easily that way.

      Stores and resturants are really fricking lazy when it comes to that. be as paranoid as you want, unless you live in a bubble and never give out your info to anyone... you are very easy to get information on by a determined stalker/criminal/whatever....

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    74. Re:Still a good idea... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      At this point, you are thoroughly hosed for life and even if you do manage to clean it up, it will be hell opening a bank account or credit card because all of the fraud warnings on your name.

      no you are not.

      you simply do what the thieves did... acquire a noew SSN in a fraudelent way after you legally change your name.

      Bingo, no longer traceable because when you changed your name your DL number changed and the new SSN also foils the idiots at the banks.

      I know this as a buddy in college was hozed by identity theft and we learned first hand that banks are only slightly better than the scumbag thieves...

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    75. Re:Still a good idea... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Really? Do you know anyone who owns their home? I don't.

      Not 100%. Nope. But they own the portion that they've paid off.

      In my case:
      (my equity + (value of house - remaining morgage) = more than my remaining mortgage amount)

      In other words, I can sell this house, pay off the bank with the proceeds and go buy a smaller place and own it. If I wanted to.

      This is what can happen when you think constructively, logically and reach for a goal. And work like hell to make money to actually make the payments.

      So while guys like you are fighting the system by refusing to play, guys like me are figuring out how to use the system to an advantage. Think about it.

      BTW, I'm only 36.

      --
      Huh?
    76. Re:Still a good idea... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I understand the up-front costs can be less than the shredder.

      True, but the monthly subscription fees are ungodly.

    77. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first everyone laughed- they said I was being paranoid, but it was mostly out of habit

      They laughed at you, mostly out of habit?

    78. Re:Still a good idea... by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1

      Unless you have kids. My daughter "helped" mommy one day by shredding a stack of mail, including my paycheck.

    79. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are sincerely my hero. I'm in the same boat. Credit is *pure evil*. It's getting money, for more money later. Like, how am I going to know I'm going to have more money later?

    80. Re:Still a good idea... by greck · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      From your bank statement can be gleaned your name, address, account number, bank name, and recent check #s... from there, all it takes is a routing # and that's enough information to print a check. I've had creditors and whatnot run checks on their own stock before, and no bank I've ever used has ever complained, so it's not much of a stretch for a thief to cook up a good sounding name for the payable-to field that he could deposit. Not that I imagine your bank (or mine) reads all those payable-to fields, anyway.

    81. Re:Still a good idea... by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

      I know for a fact that people dig through the garbage around here. Maybe they are just looking for pop cans but who knows.

      The trash is picked up a 11:00am. I goto work at 6:45am. The pickers come anytime between that.

      My solution? Keep anything that might have dangerous info on it. Once the pile gets too big, I haul it over to a local McDonald's and toss it in their compactor.

    82. Re:Still a good idea... by gowen · · Score: 1
      name, address, account number, bank name, and recent check #s... from there, all it takes is a routing # and that's enough information to print a check.
      But almost everyone to whom I write a cheque has all the information needed to print a cheque. Plus they have a pretty good copy of my signature... They don't need my address to print a cheque (and if they're going through my rubbish, odds are they already know where I live...)
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    83. Re:Still a good idea... by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      In a society that gives out credit card numbers as easily as names, it never ceases to amaze me the number of people that assume that their card number has been swiped from their trash

      And merchants who fucking print out your WHOLE visa number + expiry date on your "gas bill" deserve to be shot.

      I mean, I know my fucking VISA number already. Just put 5555*************** and my name, thank you.

    84. Re:Still a good idea... by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      I microwave them for entertainment.

    85. Re:Still a good idea... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You might even be able to get someone to pay you to use one for a while... while they do other things...

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    86. Re:Still a good idea... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      While watching the electric arcs is, I'll admit, entertaining, the horrific stench takes a lot of the fun out of it.

      Which is why you do it at work instead of at home, of course.

    87. Re:Still a good idea... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      He's saying that people steal stuff.

      How exactly is he supposed to see if someone is stealing his trash? Put a camera on it and review the tape every week?

    88. Re:Still a good idea... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Man, but it's *fun* to shred stuff.

    89. Re:Still a good idea... by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Oh, and it really galls me that the CC companies see it as more cost effective writing off a certain (small to them) % due to fraud instead of making the system more secure. Too bad for you if you're one of the people who's credit is foobared by some sleazbag.

      If the credit card company is writing it off, doesnt it mean that they are taking responsibility for the charges for you, and hence you don't lose anything(besides time and sanity)?

      --
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    90. Re:Still a good idea... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      You forgot another option: Don't dispose of sensative documents. :) (you should see my file cabinet...I really should clean it out).

    91. Re:Still a good idea... by greed · · Score: 1

      Part of what made this so easy is that the shredder doesn't seperate the strands after shredding. They just kind of fall on the pile more or less in linear order.

      I've heard that bi-directional shredders are better, I haven't gotten around to buying one yet.

      One of the reasons I got a cross-cut shredder is because I had borrowed someone's linear shredder. It was rated for 3 sheets, which isn't a very strong shredder. But I noticed if I ran 2 or 3 sheets through it at once, it would often fail to cut through the paper--leaving a document nearly entirely intact. Sometimes there were just creases in the paper where the shredding wheels had bent the page, but didn't cut it.

      When it did cut through, all the strips were side by side like you describe.

      So far, the crosscut machine does a good job, I haven't seen it fail to cut anything that doesn't jam the motor first.

    92. Re:Still a good idea... by Zirnike · · Score: 0
      "I was working at an office in Manila"

      Dude... could you send me some envelopes?

      Sorry... Just had to do that.

      --
      I'm not shy, I'm stalking my prey
    93. Re:Still a good idea... by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      So, instead of buying a house, you're doing what, living in a tent? Living with your parents? Or are you throwing money away every month on Rent. At least with my house I get to keep a bit of the money I put into it. If you're hanging around saving money to buy some large purchase, all the while throwing money away on rent, you're wasting far more than I will on my 20 yr mortgage, and when the 20 years is up, you'll still own nothing.

      Reckless spending on credit cards is an insanely bad idea. Credit cards are only good for buying things you already have the money for. They keep me from having to carry cash, or mail checks around, I can buy online instantly. If you pay off the credit card bill the day it arrives (and pay it all of, not just the minimum) credit cards are wonderful. Nearly every single year I have at least one instance of buying something and never having it show up on my card.

      --
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    94. Re:Still a good idea... by theCoder · · Score: 1

      That's a good point about shredding being fun. I certainly don't _need_ to shred all that junk mail I get, but it gives me a certain sense of satisfaction when I do. I highly recommend it to everyone else -- it's definitely worth the money for a cheap shredder.

      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
    95. Re:Still a good idea... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      My parents. Most of my aunts and uncles. I should have my house paid off in about three years; I bought it less than eight years ago.

      The average apartment in the city I live costs $700 a month. My house payment is $1100; I know people that pay more than that in apartment rent. I get about $200/month cut off my taxes, and more than $300/month going into equity. And that's not counting the increase in property value, either, which is at least $100/month. So the "cost" of my house is about $500/month. And then there's the couple of years I got $400/month rent from my old roommate.

      And the taxes/interest on the property you're renting? You really think the owner isn't passing those costs on to you? What, are you renting a room out of your parent's basement?

    96. Re:Still a good idea... by evilWurst · · Score: 1

      Exactly, because all criminals are geniuses and there's one place we can't protect from theft, everyone should neglect to protect any of the other avenues of theft. Perfect logic.

      Excuse me, I have some dumpster diving to do...

    97. Re:Still a good idea... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      So while guys like you are fighting the system by refusing to play, guys like me are figuring out how to use the system to an advantage. Think about it.
      BTW, I'm only 36.

      And likewise - I'm paying off my condo... I don't plan on staying here more than 5 or 6 years, but then using my initial downpayment + equity paid (including the extra $100/month I'm throwing at the principal) + increased value of the place to pay off the mortgage and buy a new, bigger place... with a mortgage still, but with much more equity in it (and hopefully equal or lower monthly payments).
      Same reason I'm planning ahead by putting money towards my retirement now... and I'm 24. :)

      -T

    98. Re:Still a good idea... by Josh+Coalson · · Score: 1
      You have to assume a lot of risk to "work the system". I don't know what state you live in, here's just one of many examples that can hose your plan B:

      1. you rear-end some guy in your car because someone rear-ended you

      2. the guy you rear ended is an executive and you do some "serious" physical damage to him

      3. he talks to his lawyer, who finds out how much insurance you've got and how much equity there is in your house, and whatever else you "own"

      4. they sue you for 2x that; you settle for 1x or maybe lose the case

      Talk to a lawyer or insurance broker about this. If the've been doing it a while they're sure to have lots of stories for you.

    99. Re:Still a good idea... by alexjohns · · Score: 1
      tell them you forgot your "secret word"

      BOFH Bank Operator: So, Mr. Sanchez, in order to verify your identity I just need your mother's maiden name.
      Fraudster: Umm, I can't remember.
      BBO: You can't remember your mother's maiden name?
      Fraudster: Nope. Not a clue. Drawing a blank.
      BBO: You have a mother, right?
      Fraudster: Of course I have a mother.
      BBO: Well, what was her name before your father married her?
      Fraudster: I told you, I can't remember.
      BBO: You only opened this account 6 months ago. You knew it then.
      Fraudster: A lot has happened in the meantime. Just let me get some money out.
      BBO: Do you have a grandmother?
      Fraudster: Of course.
      BBO: No problem then. Just tell me your grandmother's full name. The one on your mother's side. Should be the same as your mother's maiden name.
      Fraudster: Ummm, I can't remember her name either.
      BBO: Where are you calling from?
      Fraudster: Well, home of course.
      BBO: Hmm, caller ID tells me that this is not the home phone number listed on your account. Why don't I call the police and have them come over. Perhaps you'll remember your mother's name by then.
      Fraudster: ... click.

      If we can have BOFH's as sysadmins, I don't know why the banks couldn't use them to good effect.

    100. Re:Still a good idea... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      My point being that identity theft is seen as a minor cost of business to the CC industry. Too bad it's an absolute shitstorm of biblical proportions if it happens to be your identity that was stolen. Don't you watch 60 Minutes/20-20/Dateline/etc etc? It can take years to clean up such a mess, and the people, err sorry, corps responsible are usually no help at all. In fact, in most cases, they obstinately refuse to correct the faulty data. The burden of fixing things is on the VICTIM .

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    101. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your enemies probably knows what day your trash pick up is.

    102. Re:Still a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each bit of information helps. Also, you should be careful who you write checks to.

    103. Re:Still a good idea... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "If we can have BOFH's as sysadmins, I don't know why the banks couldn't use them to good effect."

      Because sysadmins actually understand security and intrusion because it is a high profile part of their job. There is a lot of emphasis on security in the design of systems in the IT community. Bank managers know about banking. Yes, security is part of their job but here in Canada, by and large, they just don't seem to get it, especially when computers are involved and the fraudster is well versed in social engineering.

      This one bank manager from RBC Financial (formerly Royal Bank) of Canada actually asked me to send her details of my account in an E-MAIL and she did not provide a PGP key or anything. She thought that e-mail was quite secure and only the owners of the inboxes could access them.

    104. Re:Still a good idea... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      $40.00 shredder?


      My local Wal-Mart sells a crosscut shredder that eats 5 sheets at a time, staples and all for $20.00.


      When the bank sends the new credit card every couple years, that thing will munch up the old one, too.


      It's a really over-engineered piece of equipment. Weighs about 5 pounds, does one thing, and does it well. I know it's just a stupid fscking paper shredder, but I just love well-made tools, no matter how mundane they are.


      Fellowes makes it.

      --
      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    105. Re:Still a good idea... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>And the taxes/interest on the property you're renting? You really think the owner isn't passing those costs on to you?

      That's the thing I've left out of my post. I rent out the apartment in my house.

      So my mortgage, including property tax is about $1475 per month. The apartment currently brings in $1000. So I'm paying $475 a month for a house.

      The plan is to eventually have the rent pay my mortgage. So by the time I'm 40 - 42 this should be the case. :)

      --
      Huh?
    106. Re:Still a good idea... by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      >>Really? Do you know anyone who owns their home? I don't.

      Last November I just bought a decent sized house with 1/2 acre of land in the suburbs in a very un-competitive (i.e. expensive) market. I could own it 100% (but why anybody would want to right now with interest rates so low is beyond me). I also own my car 100%. BTW I'm 20.

      It can be done, even in this economy.

      Back on topic, I shred everything and then recycle it. Occasionally I will even bleach some documents before tossing them in the garbage and some go into the fire pit.

      It is incredibly easy with a good shredder. I had a hole cut into an exterior wall and had 3 ducts installed each leading to a seperate recycling bin. One for cans and glass, one for plastic and one for paper. The paper duct has a shredder mounted at the top. Everything (excluding newspapers/magazines etc) goes through the shredder before ending up in the recycling bin.

      Just make sure you don't get a cheapo 4 page shredder. You won't use it. You need something that you can stuff a reasonable amount of paper into and walk away.

    107. Re:Still a good idea... by atrus · · Score: 1
      Actually, the expiration date uses a super-secret algorithm to verify its correct. The algorithim sort of goes like this:

      int check_exp(unsigned long date) {
      if (date > todaysdate()) {
      return 1;
      } else {
      return 0;
      }
      }
      . Now don't tell anyone.

      The expiration date only has to be in the future (some reasonable amount of time, a card expiring in 2048 probably won't work). Things like CVV and CVV2 (the ones which require you to put in the code on the back or front (Amex) of the card) help for simple credit card number theft, but the number of online merchants requiring this is still very low. Even AVS (Address verification) isn't done by a good number of e-tailers. And as long as there are places selling things the thief wants, which don't use simple to use security measures (AVS, don't ship if billing address doesn't match), credit card number theft will be a problem.
    108. Re:Still a good idea... by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      So while guys like you are fighting the system by refusing to play, guys like me are figuring out how to use the system to an advantage. Think about it.

      BTW, I'm only 36.


      I bought my first house at the ripe age of 26. I still have it, and between it and another I bought at 28, when I turn 56 I'll have zero house payments.

      I've had the house just 6 years, and already my mortgage is about 50% less than the going rental prices for equivalent housing!

      Both of these houses are fairly large, and property values have been skyrocketing. I figure that when I get to retirement age, I'd be able to rent out both of these 3 bedroom houses for an equivalent in today's dollars of approximately $2,200 per month, which is a better retirement income than most I know with a retirement plan from their beloved unions...

      I'm looking for a good deal on a 4-plex.

      Oh, and since you brought it up, I'm 31. Nice to be smart, eh?

      --
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    109. Re:Still a good idea... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>Oh, and since you brought it up, I'm 31. Nice to be smart, eh?

      You better believe it brother. Anyway, good luck to you with your investments. :)

      I'm not doing well enough to own more than 1 property. (Not now anyway, besides I like having the equity and value, it feels like security to me). But unless I cash out first, I'm planning to have this house paid off by the time I'm 50. Pre-paying prinicipal is the way to go.

      --
      Huh?
    110. Re:Still a good idea... by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Ah, sorry. I was thinking in the context of your original post(#6471201) about the kid stealing existing cc numbers from restaurant reciepts and not going out and getting new cards with stolen info.

      --
      Your credit card information wants to be free.
    111. Re:Still a good idea... by commonchaos · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact College students tend to have lots of debt, this is a good idea!

    112. Re:Still a good idea... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      and again, how would it have helped the customers to shred their docs? i can see how it would benifit a company as thats a good palce to dumpsterdive, but a home?

    113. Re:Still a good idea... by sita · · Score: 1

      The moral would be: Don't use personal data that are not treated as secrets as passwords.

    114. Re:Still a good idea... by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      I just open a window.

    115. Re:Still a good idea... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      It's July. I live in Texas. Not an acceptable option :)

  4. wow by xo0m · · Score: 1

    thats a lotta money for a few scraps of paper!!

    1. Re:wow by Endareth · · Score: 1

      Information is valuable. How valuable obviously depends. It's like recovering data from a hard drive; if it contains a couple of old personal documents then it's not worth it, but if it's your only copy of your company's past ten years of financial reports, you'll cough up the cash quick smart!

      --
      Disclaimer: The above comment was made while under the influence of too much coding and not enough sleep.
  5. Question... by stoney27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok I havn't read the story, yet but one quesion comes to mind. How do they handle double sided printing? And if they can't, more the reason to print double sided, besides saving paper.

    -S

    --

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    but the truly wise parent learns joy from the child
    1. Re:Question... by theNote · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could just attach the strips to a transparency before scanning them.

    2. Re:Question... by Tribbles · · Score: 1
      How do they handle double sided printing?

      I'd imagine that you could stick it to transparency sheets and scan both sides...
    3. Re:Question... by arhca · · Score: 1

      They could glue the strips to acetate.

    4. Re:Question... by plalonde2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Double sided printing should increase the accuracy: Now each strip has about 4 edges of information to help sort them by, even if you do have to account for flipping the strip over.

    5. Re:Question... by rindeee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How would duplexing make any difference at all? It is still using the same method, and in reality if you are aware of duplex printing (which would be obvious) it could reduce the number of combinations that would have to be tried (if piece X goes here, then it already knows that the other side of piece X goes here too).

    6. Re:Question... by jbottero · · Score: 1

      If the process requires gluing the shreads to something, then you lose one of the duplexed sides?

      Unless the glue is very transparent and the sheads are glued to clear very clear material...

    7. Re:Question... by naner42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My combinatorics is a little rusty, but here's my take on duplex/complexity.
      Case 1:If you have a one-sided, cross-cut document, you scan arrange the pieces, ink down, scann them, and plug them into your software. For the sake of easy math, we'll say the cross-cut process cuts the paper into 10,000 individual squares.
      So the computer compares 40,000 edges against each other (not taking into account completely blank squares - I'm not going to delve into it that far). Now, the math and logic involved in image comparison is somewhat complex (as opposed to integer comparison, etc). This will take some time for the computer to come up with several viable options to present to the user.
      Case 2:There's a two-sided, cross-cut document. The computer still has 10,000 pieces of paper to look at, but there are two sides to them. There is no way for the user OR the computer to tell which side of the square belongs to side A or B so it has to initially treat them as the same. Now the computer must look at 80,000 edges and compare them all against each other. This increases the computational complexity significantly. Especially when you take into account that once it starts to find chunks that "fit", it has to start dividing up the results into two pages. Added logic adds more overhead to the operations and the run-time increases nearly exponentially.
      It also has to figure out which square from Side A correlates with the same square from side B and which orientation.
      Duplex printing/cross-shredding, while putting more data in one place, makes it (theoretically) SIGNIFICANTLY more difficult to decipher using computer math and logic.

      --
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    8. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had read the other side of the FA, you would realize why it was a valid question.

    9. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >How do they handle double sided printing

      I guess they end up with a map of which piece of paper goes where. most of the time the bits around the wrong way are blank, if not you can turn them over and fill in the gap.

    10. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you never throw out a single shredded page in one bag. If you shread at least let's say 50 pages (and give the bag a god shake!), it becomes *significantly* harder to reconstruct individual pages. It's basic combinatory maths.

    11. Re:Question... by Leomania · · Score: 1

      Double sided printing should increase the accuracy: Now each strip has about 4 edges of information to help sort them by, even if you do have to account for flipping the strip over.

      From the posting:

      The shreds are glued onto a piece of paper and then scanned.

      The gluing part would seem to make this difficult to implement, although I agree in principle about the additional correspondence points once you have both sides scanned.

      - Leo

      --
      You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right.
    12. Re:Question... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of difficulty. The software is a little more complex, and takes longer to execute, but the added information available makes the end result more reliable. There will be less false positives. As with any complex task, the more information you have available, the more reliable the answer, even if processing the extra information takes time. In effect, you are raising the stakes. More complex, but possibly a better payoff. It will act as a bigger deterrent to small-time spies, but will be grist for the mill if you have the NSA on your case.

    13. Re:Question... by naner42 · · Score: 1

      Excellent point! I've revised my theory a bit:
      I think that the initial steps will take far longer, but once the computer starts to come up with matches, the rest will follow much faster.
      Now the REAL question is how often does someone cross-shred one piece of papre then throw it in a bag and dump it? More often than not, you'll have dozens if not hundreds of sheets of paper in the same container (multimple containers if the individual is cunning). How useful do you think this software could be when trying to put together 100 sheets of these papers (millions and millions of potential squares)?

      --
      Self realization: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "I drank what?"
    14. Re:Question... by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Clear glue on clear plastic, then scan both sides. In software it should be pretty easy to match up the two sides of each piece.

      I wouldn't be suprised if they had a method of addressing this already.

    15. Re:Question... by natet · · Score: 1

      Except for that the stated process is that the pieces are glued to a piece of paper, scanned in, and then the software does an analysis on the pieces to see which ones could go together. The software puts the pieces together, not the people glueing them to the paper.

      One simple solution to that would be to glue the paper to a clear transparency, run a pattern analysis on it to match up both sides of the piece of paper, and then you would have additional points of reference, and should be able to improve the accuracy of the match.

      --
      IANAL... But I play one on /.
    16. Re:Question... by SubliminalLove · · Score: 1

      How about this guys. They could glue - are you following me so far? Okay they could glue the paper to (get this, it's brilliant) clear plastic!

      How do I come up with these ideas?

    17. Re:Question... by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought this would make the job of matching up shred much easier, since you have twice the pattern to match against.

    18. Re:Question... by arhca · · Score: 1

      at the ends of the strips...
      couldn't come up with that?

  6. Batman Returns by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

    A la Oswald Cobblepot: "All it takes is a little bit of tape, and a whole lot of patience."

    Christopher Walken (Max Schreck, IIRC), was right; when you're done shredding the eviden... er, papers, burn them.

  7. Diced documents? by darkmayo · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it will be before we see the first shredders that slice the documents into squares instead of long strips.

    I know I will buy one.. they are out to get me... /Tinfoil

    --
    "I am a kernel in the linux army"
    1. Re:Diced documents? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Informative

      so not only did you not read the linked article, you didn't even read the slashdot article before posting?

      Hint: look for the word "cross-shredded"

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      StrawberryFrog

    2. Re:Diced documents? by telstar · · Score: 1
      "I wonder how long it will be before we see the first shredders that slice the documents into squares instead of long strips."
      • It's called a cross-cut shredder. Pick one up at OfficeMax today.

    3. Re:Diced documents? by kko · · Score: 1

      We already have one of those at the office... Where have you been hiding??

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    4. Re:Diced documents? by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      Read the article before posting? What is this FARK?

      --
      "I am a kernel in the linux army"
    5. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it will be before we see the first shredders that slice the documents into squares instead of long strips

      They've been around for years - they're called cross-cut shredders. The point of the article is that documents that go through a cross-cut shredder can be reconstructed.

      There are shredders that reduce paper to powder, or you could always burn the paper shreds.

    6. Re:Diced documents? by NightSpots · · Score: 1

      About 10 years ... ago.

      They exist. They're not as fast, they can't handle as much paper at a time, and they're expensive, but they do exist.

    7. Re:Diced documents? by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      I guess I just am not up on these wacky new inventions.. next thing you know they will have ways to burn the documents instead.

      but honestly I really never bothered to look since have no need of a shredder anyways.

      Flame away. Not like you need my permission to anyways.

      --
      "I am a kernel in the linux army"
    8. Re:Diced documents? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Considering you can already get cross-cut shredders in any office supply store and they have been available for years, even reading the article was unnecessary.

      Chris

    9. Re:Diced documents? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      They exist. They're not as fast, they can't handle as much paper at a time, and they're expensive, but they do exist.

      Expensive? Target and Amazon have a office cross-cut shredders for under $40, which isn't much more than a base office strip-cut shredder.

      Or were you speaking of larger-size models?

    10. Re:Diced documents? by FattMattP · · Score: 5, Funny
      I wonder how long it will be before we see the first shredders that slice the documents into squares instead of long strips.
      It'll be about 20 years ago. At least.
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    11. Re:Diced documents? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      how long it will be before we see the first shredders that slice the documents into squares

      I've had one here in the office for 5 or 6 years...

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      I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
    12. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or mulchers, like at some of the 3-letter agencies.

    13. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, must be a terrorist then. A law-abiding citizen would not have anything to hide. Shame on you, shame on you.

      Posting as an AC because I'm at work.

    14. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have one that turns a piece of paper into a fine powder. Of course, knowing my luck, inhaling any of that powder will likely give me cancer.

    15. Re:Diced documents? by arglesnaf · · Score: 1
      See here, The Enron-O-Matic. The day I need a $1800 shredder... But this one shreds stacks 25 pages thick, staples, paperclips and all.

      We also carry floppy disk and CD shredders, as well as a general purpose shredders that will eat anything. I was playing with one in the merchandising department once, you end up getting something that looks like glitter when you cross-cut shred a CD. You can get a a shredder specifically designed to eat stacks of greenbar at high speed too. How about a credit card, CD, and floppy disk shredder?

      You can buy a quality home shredder for 60-70 dollars, maybe 120 for alternate media shredders. Just remeber to pick up some shredder oil before you go into a shredding frenzy and burn out the motor.

      Sadly no degaussers here, which is what I was looking for when speaking to the merchandiser responsible for office destruction equipment. I can't seem to locate a personal incinerator either =), but I am using the .com site as a reference, not the catalog or store inventory system.

    16. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're willing to spend the bucks, you can get fast ones.

      You can also get ones that shred the paper into bits that are about the size of a grain of rice.

    17. Re:Diced documents? by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      Didn't they have one of those shred up Steve Buscemi in Fargo?

    18. Re:Diced documents? by LafinJack · · Score: 1

      Or anthrax.

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    19. Re:Diced documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for ruining the ending...

  8. Re:Christ on a crutch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story is asking for a:

    "As the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, I can say with absolute confidence that it is impossible to recover all data from shredded documents..."

    troll.

  9. If people only knew... by creative_name · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...they were shelling out $8,000-$10,000 for some dude to sit in a room with a couple of cases of crazy glue and a knack for deciphering ink blots...

    Crap! my secret's out.

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    1. Re:If people only knew... by T1girl · · Score: 1

      Imagine if the glue dude is kind of paranoid, wht kind of documents he could reconstruct. That guy in A Beautiful Mind had a whole garage full of this stuff.

    2. Re:If people only knew... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Imagine if he is a secret glue sniffer freak ;-0

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    3. Re:If people only knew... by mce · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, but this has been done. Well, not fact of paying that kind of cash for it, but the puzzling.

      It happened at European bank several years ago (could well be several tens of years, I don't recall exactly). Someone accidently shredded a lot of important documents and the bank management had no other option but to call up literally everybody available to them, gather these people around the stack of paper sniplets, and let them puzzle away. Amazingly, they did manage to recover without computer aid.

      Unfortunately, I can't find an on-line reference (any more).

  10. I burn my shreds! by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

    Burn Baby Burn!

    That way, I can be sure no one goes through my secrets, muha!

    Ahhhh crap! I was not supposed to burn that... uhh, I don't think that service will recover my data, right...

    Oh nevermind...

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    1. Re:I burn my shreds! by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burn Baby Burn! That way, I can be sure no one goes through my secrets, muha!

      This sounds like a cue for an Onion article about a new technique for reconstituting paper from capured smoke.

  11. Can't be paranoid enough... by dmayle · · Score: 1

    Guess it's time to fire up the incinerators... Let's see you stitch scan after a chemical change...

  12. This is why by pizen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why sensitive information should be incinerated after it has been cross-shredded.

    1. Re:This is why by Endareth · · Score: 1

      Which must lead to the question: How long before it's possible to reliably decipher burnt, cross-shredded documents?

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    2. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      should be incinerated after it has been cross-shredded.

      Why bother shredding it if you are going to burn it?

    3. Re:This is why by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      How long before it's possible to reliably decipher burnt, cross-shredded documents?

      Not long at all. Intact burnt documents can be recovered already, since the inks used have a different chemical composition from the bare paper. Of course, the solution to this is to cross shred your document, burn the pieces, then mash up the ashes until it is dust.

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    4. Re:This is why by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why bother cross-shredding it first?

    5. Re:This is why by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      If youre going to incinerate it, why would you shred it first? Thats like saying we need to carpet bomb a city before we trop a 10 Megaton nuke on it.

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    6. Re:This is why by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      If you use mil-spec document distruction, pretty much never. In the Army, we used a shredder that produced bits that were 1x2mm. Hard to put together dust.

      If that shredder was down (it jammed a lot, the teeth had to be very close together), we burned the docs, mixed the ashes with water and flushed the dirty water.

    7. Re:This is why by Endareth · · Score: 1

      And then launch the ashes into the heart of the nearest star? LOL!

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    8. Re:This is why by seafortn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having spent 6 months burning everything I produced, I'll tell you I would have killed for a shredder - it takes FOREVER for a stack of papers to burn, so you have to either crumple every sheet of paper you throw in the burn bag, or resign yourself to spending 30 minutes standing next to a burn barrel, stirring your mass of papers with a long metal pole. (and of course the wind always blows the smoke right towards you).

    9. Re:This is why by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      That's why I eat all my sensitive documents after I'm done with 'em. Is someone is willing to sift through the septic tank to recreate the original document, at that point they're welcome to it.

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    10. Re:This is why by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

      For the explosion? I once saw an idiot 2Lt dump a box of 1x2mm document shreds into a blazing burn barrel.

      Tiny bits of paper + oxygen + hot flame = Lots of fun (if you're not too close).

    11. Re:This is why by Pluribus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At a government agency that I used to work for, all documents were cross shredded then eventually dumped into a what amounted to a big blender (slurry tank) that mixed the little paper sheddings with water/bleaches/detergants to make a fine paper pulp, this was then pressed into bales sold to paper recyclers. (This agency was the largest recycler in the state :-) )

    12. Re:This is why by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      That's what the CIA does with their documents, and it works for them. They even have a team that sifts throught the soot to make sure it all got burned.

    13. Re:This is why by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      It's possible to read off of burned paper. You could burn it, and then mash it into little bits. I'm sure that would be effective. At some point, though, you've got to turn the paper into little bits.

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    14. Re:This is why by pizen · · Score: 1

      I can only assume it's because the destroyed documents have to be transfered to the incineration facility (which may not be attached to the secured area) and it adds a layer of destruction for the transfer. You shred for awhile and then take all the shreds at once to be destroyed. In the periods between incinerations it makes it easier to tell which are to be incinerated and which aren't.

      "Hey Bob, is this the document to keep or the one to burn?"
      "I don't know, is it in a million pieces?"

      The short answer is: I don't know, I didn't write the procedure.

    15. Re:This is why by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was your previous job at Enron by any chance ;->

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    16. Re:This is why by espo812 · · Score: 1
      a big blender (slurry tank) that mixed the little paper sheddings with water/bleaches/detergants to make a fine paper pulp
      Did the process actually work, or did it constantly get blocked up and require massive work to unclog it? Also, did it turn out that the stuff being shipped to recycling still had "undigested" strips that contained data?
      This agency was the largest recycler in the state
      And did that state happen to be Maryland?
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      espo
    17. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Langley is in Virginia.

    18. Re:This is why by budgenator · · Score: 1

      serval decades ago in the army we used a burning barrel, it had small holes in it and a couple of rocks inside, after burning the doc, you would turn the handle and the rocks would pulverise the ashes until they were small enough to fall out the holes. Later, units with small needs were issued kitchen blenders, 30 sec on frape` would turn an 8x10 page into dust.

      I'd imagine if you realy needed effective disposal, that each office could cross-shred at the generation site, then the shreds would be collected and run through one of those electric leaf mulchers before public disposal, compaction then would really complicate reconstruction!.

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    19. Re:This is why by Pluribus · · Score: 1

      It worked for the most part, although when it broke, it broke REALLY well. (Something about idiots putting things OTHER than paper into the system) My favorite for things found in the system was the crackshaft of a car. (Now THAT messed up the system)

    20. Re:This is why by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      This is why sensitive information should be incinerated after it has been cross-shredded.
      Cross-shred, burn, then put the ashes in a blender, add water, blend for 60 seconds. Carbon puree, mmmmmmmmmm.

      Alternatively, post to:
      $100 rebate claims Department
      * enter any valid corporation name here *
      * enter any valid corporation address here *
      Please note that anybody that sees the contents of this envelope is bound by the GPL

      --
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    21. Re:This is why by evilWurst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because when you burn stacks of normal paper, whole pages may escape untouched. If it's all little bits and mixed up, though, it's more likely to physically burn better and statistically any unburned pieces will not be able to be reassembled (surviving pieces will probably not even be from the same part of the same page).

    22. Re:This is why by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Why bother cross-shredding it first?

      Try burning several thousand pages of unshredded paper sometime. It's surprisingly hard to burn because paper is self-smothering -- the first few sheets burn and the accumlated ash prevents the next sheets from catching fire.

      Shredded paper burns very easily and quickly because of all the open space for air to circulate, though I wouldn't recommend cross-shredding it because then you're back to a thick, heavy mound of slow-burning material.

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  13. New proverb: by naner42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Never put all your shreds in one waste-basket.

    --
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  14. No registration required link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:No registration required link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gj, thx

  15. It's like a jigsaw puzzle by Tribbles · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it can be put to work on that "Baked Bean" jigsaw puzzle that I saw a few years ago...

    As an aside, does anyone know how many pieces there are in a cubic foot of multi-shredded paper? I'd imagine millions...

  16. Simple workaround. by Dthoma · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Burn your important bits of paper. Or if you're environmentally friendly, stick 'em in acid. Or you could flush it down the toilet after you tear 'em up. The possibilities are endless. It's easier to get rid of paper data than HDD data, anyway.

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    1. Re:Simple workaround. by bourne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or you could flush it down the toilet after you tear 'em up.

      DO NOT TRY THIS.

      I tried to do this with a teacher's note when I was in 4th grade or so. The ripped up little pieces floated happily around and never flushed.

      Maybe it will work with a powerful industrial-strength "sounds-like-an-airplane-taking-off" mechanism but, if you're working with a standard home toilet, you're unlikely to get the results you wanted.

    2. Re:Simple workaround. by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 1

      So, does your toilet handle toilet paper, or does that require an industrial model, too? ;)

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    3. Re:Simple workaround. by Fammy2000 · · Score: 1

      And don't mix the toliet paper that is designed to be flushed in clockwise flushing toliets in your counter-clockwise flusing toliet. It just gets messy.

      --
      If I had something intelligent to say, I would have said it.
    4. Re:Simple workaround. by SirGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I tried to do this with a teacher's note when I was in 4th grade or so. The ripped up little pieces floated happily around and never flushed.

      So use the toilet after you've put your papers in and odds are REALLY good that you'll get them all to flush then

    5. Re:Simple workaround. by JiffyPop · · Score: 1

      ... At the very least no one will want to get the pieces out.

    6. Re:Simple workaround. by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just needs a Region 2 toilet.

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    7. Re:Simple workaround. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Crumple the paper about a billion times and it will flush just like toilet paper.

  17. DOes this violate the DCMCA? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, isnt shredding a type of encrypton? And isnt this reverse engineering?

    I think ive mispelled every word in here.

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    1. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's not encryption, but it sure as heck qualifies as "copy protection". But if I'm not mistaken, the DMCA only applies to mechanisms that are digital in nature. Shredding is definitely analog.

    2. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by fwr · · Score: 2, Funny

      That, itself, is a form of encryption. So, anyone who attempts to understand your post, with its spelling mistakes and all, is violating the DMCMACMACA... The methodology would be using your brain and common sense logic, so please report to the nearest brain-wiping center promptly.

    3. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      "report to the nearest brain-wiping center promptly."

      Dude, I've done tech support for 5 years, already taken care of.

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    4. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      For fuck's sake, look it up, you lazy jerkwad.

      No person shall manufacture, import, offer to the public, provide, or otherwise traffic in any technology, product, service, device, component, or part thereof, that -

      (A)

      is primarily designed or produced for the purpose of circumventing protection afforded by a technological measure that effectively protects a right of a copyright owner under this title in a work or a portion thereof;

      As used in this subsection -

      (A)

      to ''circumvent protection afforded by a technological measure'' means avoiding, bypassing, removing, deactivating, or otherwise impairing a technological measure; and

      (B)

      a technological measure ''effectively protects a right of a copyright owner under this title'' if the measure, in the ordinary course of its operation, prevents, restricts, or otherwise limits the exercise of a right of a copyright owner under this title.

      Just because it says "Digital" in the title doesn't mean that it's limited to that.

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    5. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I think ive mispelled every word in here.

      You could've typed it into a word processor first, spell check it, then paste it here...

      /me hits you with a clue stick hoping that it will work.

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    6. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've proven your own point by indicating that you're old enough to have been in the job market for 5 years and yet still use the word "Dude".

    7. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      For fuck's sake, look it up, you lazy jerkwad.
      Your point might have been better made had you not felt the urge to resort to swearing and hurling insults. But hey... to each their own.
    8. Re:DOes this violate the DCMCA? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      I mean, isnt shredding a type of encrypton? And isnt this reverse engineering?

      I know this was meant to be a joke, but I think you could, under the absurdly broad terms of the DMCA, actually make this case seriously. Shredding is, after all, a sort of transposition cipher.

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  18. Non-registration link to google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    link
    or cut and paste if you don't trust links from ACs:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/17/technology/circu its/17shre.html?ex=1059019200&en=e94dac8f9d16f1e5& ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE

  19. This one does by Exiler · · Score: 1

    'cross-shredded' means just that, I believe.

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  20. This was seen done... by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...on a really good television show that had far too short a life.

    The Lone Gunmen - Those three 'nerds' from the X-Files; Frohicke, Langly, and Byers. Great guys. Great show.

    There was one episode in which a rather critical clue was found in a shredded document; Langly and Frohicke were seen pressing the strips of paper between two pieces of contact paper and then scanning the sheet. A program therein sorted the strips, and matched them up. Voila, un-shredded document.

    Great idea. Really.

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    1. Re:This was seen done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "A program therein sorted the strips, and matched them up. Voila, un-shredded document."

      Then a picture of the guy that wrote it appeared on the screen. It was a bit pixelated, so they typed "enhance". Then the picture was completely sharp, and it had all his personal data down one side. They had to jack into the mainframe and deflect power from the main deflector shield, but they got their man in the end.

      Man, I love the computers in TV-land.

    2. Re:This was seen done... by 5thorseman · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, mainframes and deflector shields..almost....but it was actually involving a water-powered car, which, in the end, was not released because of the possible damage that could be dealt to the economy, there were some nuclear silos, and a girl in leather in there somewhere too[/FREAK] Well, that was a mighty terrible series to say the least, another good indication that Chris Carter's foray into the world of audio visual docutainment must stop!

    3. Re:This was seen done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was actually a pretty good series if you didn't take it seriously, and realized that it was all tongue-in-cheek. Speaking of tongues, cheeks, and such, Yves sure was hot. I could have done without Jimmy Bond, though.

    4. Re:This was seen done... by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 1

      Naw, you've got the scene before that all wrong. What actually happened was Langly was playing a video game and just about won it (finally) when Jimmy accidentally started shredding a piece of paper that Byers got at the FIA office (along with a cinder block, it was supposed to be a box of documents). Byers thought it was worthless and mentioned a name on it, which caused Frohicke to dive across the room trying to unplug the shredder, but unplugged Langly's computer instead. Then they had to reconstruct the shreds. But seeing Langly go from gloating about finally winning the game to wanting to kill Frohicke for shutting it off was _classic_!

  21. Impressive by jhines0042 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I guess thats why the government always burns sensitive papers.

    Although... I remembering hearing about a set of government instructions that once said:

    1) Destroy all copies of this document once you have read it.
    2) But make a copy first for your records.

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    1. Re:Impressive by panda · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, at the NSA (and CIA, too IIANM), they shred documents with a cross-cut shredder, then dump it all into a mulching vat where the documents are slowly dissolved and made into a greyish goo which can be used to make brown paper. I don't recall if they actually make the paper at the end or how they dispose of the goo, if they don't make paper from it.

      If you're really paranoid about getting rid of data, mulching and consequently making paper, is much better than burning because burning leaves shriveled bits behind that can be analyzed to gain some notion of what was on the paper to begin with. Yes, I have seen most of a burned document recovered using chemical and laser analysis of the charred remnants. You would be surprised at what actually survives an attempted or accidental destruction by fire. Also, you can get better quality paper and more destruction of data by using high-powered jets to spray the ink out of the paper. (one company was advertising just such a method for cleaning paper to get better quality recycled paper. I forget just what they proposed doing with the ink.)

      No, I'm not a spook. I don't work for the above agencies, but I have had some short term experience in document recovery and archival preservation, plus most of what you want to know about effective document recovery can be found in non-classified sources (books and the 'Net).

      No, I'm not going googling for you. Do your own legwork, ya lazy bums! :-)

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    2. Re:Impressive by cpeikert · · Score: 1

      Actually, at the NSA (and CIA, too IIANM), they shred documents with a cross-cut shredder, then dump it all into a mulching vat where the documents are slowly dissolved and made into a greyish goo which can be used to make brown paper. I don't recall if they actually make the paper at the end or how they dispose of the goo, if they don't make paper from it.

      They make and sell cardboard pizza boxes out of it.

      No, I'm not kidding. Read James Bamford's "The Puzzle Palace" or "Body of Secrets."

    3. Re:Impressive by cpeikert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Sorry to reply to my own post, but this info is outdated.)

      Now the pulp is sold to tissue makers. They bleach it white, make TP, and you wipe your arse and blow your nose with it.

      Is this any way to treat our most valuable national secrets???

    4. Re:Impressive by Evro · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, I have seen most of a burned document recovered using chemical and laser analysis of the charred remnants.
      I saw MacGuyver do this once and he didn't need any stinking laser beams... I forgot how he supposedly did it, but it sure was cool.
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    5. Re:Impressive by Lee164 · · Score: 1

      Actually, shredding was never meant to be a security measure, is was a way to compact paper waste so you could remove it from a building easier. Later people said this is neet, we can shred important documents so no one can read them.

      So they begain to buy and sell the equipment for this purpose,..but...that's not what it was for!

      In the Army when we had to destroy documents we had to first burn then in a 55gal. drum then turn them around and around till the ash was nothing but dust. (the drums were mounted horizontally with a crank on one end so they could be turned, and a door cut in the side to load the documents.)

      I don't know about the new goverment equipment, but I think you are right. They add water to the cut documents and pound them into a paste.

      Shreding your home documents with a cross cut shredder is better than just throwing them out, but remember,..that is NOT why the original machines were built! It's just why they sell them to you now.

    6. Re:Impressive by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Also, you can get better quality paper and more destruction of data by using high-powered jets to spray the ink out of the paper.

      I saw something similar, but it used a different technique - microcavitation. You put the paper in a fluid, sound waves make bubbles, and the subsequent collapse of the bubbles imparts energy to the nearby area. It's enough to vibrate the ink off the page, but didn't really damage the paper. Here is a short blurb about it.

      --
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    7. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just mix the ashes with water, stir & dump in a lake or similar? If they can get them back after that, I'd be surprised...

    8. Re:Impressive by hdc · · Score: 1

      Actually, any company can get the same goo-ification service on site. My Dad's company has been using this service for years now. They drive up to your office with a big truck with all the equipment for doing this and shred and mush all the materials right there in the parking lot. The entire process is witnessed by someone in the company and they sign off on the completed goo. I've taken to shredding all my sensitive docs myself then smuggling the shredded paper to my company's same serviced bins which are locked themselves. Far better than creating environmental toxic smoke and ash by burning it. And no worries about dumpster divers!

    9. Re:Impressive by firewrought · · Score: 1
      Yes, I have seen most of a burned document recovered using chemical and laser analysis of the charred remnants.

      I saw MacGuyver do this once and he didn't need any stinking laser beams... I forgot how he supposedly did it, but it sure was cool.

      He used a standard Air Force pen-knife and some twine provided by the Asgard.

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    10. Re:Impressive by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      twine provided by the Asgard
      I resent that! (Read my nick)
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  22. Great idea by MateIn4 · · Score: 1

    Incorporate this technology with the digital needle
    http://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~springer to read broken records!

  23. Fire is cheaper by DarthVeda · · Score: 0

    Why shred or acid bath your documents when you can set them on fire too? Why stop there? Set your whole office on fire and collect the insurance. Plus you've taken care of your incriminating documents... Oh I'd better stop before I give those sleazy execs more ides...

    1. Re:Fire is cheaper by tag · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you get your red Swingline back, too.

    2. Re:Fire is cheaper by kcelery · · Score: 1

      You mean you worked in ENRON???

    3. Re:Fire is cheaper by Burlynerd · · Score: 1

      I saw a documentary on how crime labs can recover burned-but-intact paper, but they said that they can not yet recover burned paper that has been crushed and mangled afterward. Shredding and then burning should do the job effectively. Feeding the ashes to a goat might take away all of your worries.

    4. Re:Fire is cheaper by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's lit a fireplace can tell you you can still read the ink on burned paper that hasn't reached the ash stage yet.

      Indeed, "shredding then burning" might be even worse than just burning (and crushing) since each little bit will remain intact. "A lot of patience", as the Penguin said, and you combine the two techniques for recovery.

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  24. Any word on.. by AndyRooney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..how much they charge for putting together the pieces of my broken career? Andy Rooney

  25. Hm... social engineering! by Monkeylaser · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't know about you guys, but this could conceivably make corporate espionage that much easier.

    Companies had better get more thorough in destroying their documentation if their information can still be gleaned after shredding.

    An evil thought occured to me. What sort of things could you glean from microsoft's trash using one of these programs. Any of the open-source crowd on here brave enough to find out? Could make for some amusing reading, those company memos.

    1. Re:Hm... social engineering! by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hire a shreadding service.. they bring a truck around and you just shread into a huge hopper.. since they do several different compnaies a day... all the shreads are mixed together. No way they could put Company A's documents together when B, C, D, E and F are also in the same hopper.

    2. Re:Hm... social engineering! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      What sort of things could you glean from microsoft's trash using one of these programs. Any of the open-source crowd on here brave enough to find out? Could make for some amusing reading, those company memos.

      Company memos at MS are sent via email so unless someone printed it and you happend to find that person's trash, out of the 20,000+ who work there, you won't find it in the trash.

      In fact Microsoft really doesn't print all that much and tries to be as paperless as possible. Everyone brings laptops to meetings for notes so there isn't even that much hand written. Sure there's some, but not all that much.

      You'd have better luck getting a job with the company they contract with to shred documents and get into those containers before the stuff is destroyed than by going through the trash.

    3. Re:Hm... social engineering! by jpu8086 · · Score: 0

      After working there as an intern at Redmond last summer, I doubt you'd find anything. Wait, you would:

      In the building I worked in, they had 3 big trucks taking away the trash daily. They have about 50 buildings in Redmond. So, lets say 150 trucks total. Let's say each truck holds (estimated at 40x20x12) 9600 cubic foot of trash. now, let's say only, 5% of your trash is documents, that is (= 9600 * 150 * 0.05) 72,000 cubic feet. now, lets say you snoop for a month (appox. 22 bussiness days), you would have to go thru 1,584,000 cubic square feet of haystack. so, you will spend (at $10,000 dollars per cubic square foot) $15,840,000,000 (16 billion dollars) to find some of microsoft deepest dirtiest secrets.

      If you find anything besides the already leaked microsoft documents, it is the fact that you've come up with a better way to spend money then AOL (while buying Time Warner).

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    4. Re:Hm... social engineering! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What sort of things could you glean from microsoft's trash using one of these programs.

      You don't need to spend $8,000 for MS's trash -- Office only costs about $400!

    5. Re:Hm... social engineering! by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Why bother dumpster diving MS when you can just break into their lousy insecure OS and copy all their source code and stuff from their source code repository (been done before because they didn't patch their own servers). You might even be able to wardrive the dumb bastards. Hell, with that many people working there someone is always willing to just release the company memos anyway.

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  26. Paperless Offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Perhaps this will be the push to finally get business to do more paperless work.

    The promise of a paperless office has been there for some time, but not a lot of big corporations have commited themselves to the concept.

    Perhaps if they see what's happening with email communications in court, and now this, a paperless office will soon be common.

    It's fairly easy and cheap to install the option to "Shred File", rendering it unrecoverable, or at least very difficult & expensive to recover.

    And for the hippies out there, we'll save a few trees in the process.

  27. Re:Christ on a crutch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Heh... right you are my fine sir... right you are. Perhaps with lots of marketing buzzwords tossed in for good measure.

    Ah well.. too late now, I'll have to wait another hour now...

  28. Cross-shredders by vasqzr · · Score: 1


    A number of companies sell cross-shredders. They are inexpensive, too.

    1. Re:Cross-shredders by Garfunkel · · Score: 1

      um:
      "...they can do the same with cross-shredded paper..."

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  29. Wild by saintjab · · Score: 1

    I figured it would be possible sooner or later. If someone wants to get data they will get it. Like the old saying "either by hook or by crook". I wonder how the company verifies who is requesting the reassembly though? Can I just walk in with a pile of scraps and 8 grand? Also, is there any garuntee as to the integrity of the finished data? How can we be absolutely sure it was reassembled correctly; in some cases it could be very hard to tell? Pretty cool stuff. I'm sure the answers to my questions are in the article, but it's just not worth registering. ;p

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    1. Re:Wild by mark-t · · Score: 1
      It should be very easy to tell it was reassembled correctly. If it is contains completely coherent and entirely readable material, then you can assume they got it right. If it makes no sense, then they did it wrong.

      Seriously, do you know what the chances are of being able to reassemble a shredded document in more than one way, such that you could get information X from it one way, and *not* get information X from it another while still being coherent?

      You might want to argue that the chance still exists... but people use that argument for things like winning lotteries. This probability is almost certain to be many, many, *MANY* orders of magnitude tinier than this.

  30. Put Them Out Of Business by malus · · Score: 1

    here's an idea...
    Shred it... THEN BURN IT. whew. that's smart.

    1. Re:Put Them Out Of Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then flush the ashes down toilets in different buildings at different times.

    2. Re:Put Them Out Of Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's an idea... Burn it... THEN SHRED IT. whew. that's smart.

  31. $10,000? by lildogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long can it take someone working full-time to do the job by hand?

    Four cubic feet a year would equal a teacher's salary.

    1. Re:$10,000? by donutz · · Score: 1

      How long can it take someone working full-time to do the job by hand?

      Well, if you've got $10,000 on hand...do you want to take the time to find out, or pay up to retrieve that vital information from the shredded pages?

      If the info on the papers is (or potentially is) worth more than the $10,000 to retrieve it...I'd say pony up the cash and let them do the work.

    2. Re:$10,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit. Not in the state I teach in. Try 27,000 instead of 40,000

    3. Re:$10,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's at a public school. When I last checked at my Catholic HS in IN a couple years ago (they got a raise since then), you got $18,500 starting. With a Master's degree.

      Don't tell anyone I said that, it's confidential.

  32. Change is coming by INMCM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds like the folks in the Giant Black Marker Business stand to make a lot of money then. Ever tried to recover info from a page that's been "Blacked Out"? It's pretty mcuh impossible. It's not a good way to do things when you have 3 million pages of whatever to destroy, but surely technology will soon give us the More Giant Black Marker and privacy/corruption can continue.

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    1. Re:Change is coming by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sounds like the folks in the Giant Black Marker Business stand to make a lot of money then. Ever tried to recover info from a page that's been "Blacked Out"? It's pretty mcuh impossible.

      Only one that's been photocopied. Almost any pen, pencil, or toner looks different from marker ink- this includes typewriter ribbon material. Looking at the paper at an angle would easily reveal the underlying text, which is why you get (bad) copies of blacked-out material.

    2. Re:Change is coming by multipartmixed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      GBM would be relatively easy to "undo" with access to an appropriate lab. GBM ink is soaked into the paper; laser printing/photocopy ink is melted onto it.

      It might be as simple as finding something which will react with toner to make it fluoresce under UV.

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    3. Re:Change is coming by thePancreas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bet that the old "rubbing with graphite" technique (to copy the impressions made if the document was hand written of course this excludes modern copiers) would work on your "black marker encryption" technique. Probably a no brainer for the forensic folks these days.

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    4. Re:Change is coming by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Not too hard actually. I've been able to read stuff off of blacked out pages without too much trouble : ) It depends heavily on what type of ink was originally used and how the solvent in the black marker affects it.

    5. Re:Change is coming by nn5ks · · Score: 1

      It might be as simple as finding something which will react with toner to make it fluoresce under UV.

      An interesting thing happens to most laser/copier toners when the page is sprayed with Krylon Klear Kote. The letters swell off the page, sort of like embossing. I used to make nicely "antiqued" calling and business cards for myself by printing on heavy stock then kleer koting it before cutting to size. Raised letters and an optional crackled finish. I would imagine that this could be a way to defeat GBM.

  33. Whew! Good thing I burn everything then. by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1

    Everything confidential I have that isn't kept goes out to my burn pit.. Living in the country helps.

  34. Now Available -- Our Agents Are Standing By by tilleyrw · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You've heard about reconstruction of shredded documents. But now Blastco is selling the amazing, super-duper, Blendomatic(tm).

    The operation of this wonderful device is so simple even my grandmother could be accidentally killed using it.

    Simply dump up to 1 cubic foot of documents of be "blended" and press the button. Water is injected and the 250 hp motor started. In a few minutes a phlegm-like pulp of paper is ejected.

    This mass of Top-Secret documents is now no different than a dollop of elephant snot.

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  35. Better switch to incineration by scythian · · Score: 1

    Better switch to burning things ... so that 25 years from now the high-tech will be reconstructing from ash.

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  36. And that's why, by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    the output from my cross cut shredder is dumped into the barbeque pit and burned. When they can recontruct pages from carbon ash I'll start to get worried.

    If it was important enough to shred it's important enough to burn

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  37. A non shredder by mlush · · Score: 1
    Other projects, like Mr. Brassil's at Hewlett-Packard, focus on designing a shredder that leaves telltale traces on the documents it destroys, allowing them to be pinpointed later.

    Why on earth would you want to make a shredder that makes it easy to put the bits back together????

    1. Re:A non shredder by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Why on earth would you want to make a shredder that makes it easy to put the bits back together????

      Or from the consumer side, why would you ever BUY a shredder that makes it easier to put the pages back together?

    2. Re:A non shredder by geeklawyer · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would you want to make a shredder that makes it easy to put the bits back together????

      Easy. For the same reason the NSA certifies crypto exports - but only after ensuring key bits are slowly secretly leaked & allowing them to get the key eventually. For the same reason Brits sold Enigma machines to its allies after WW2 - because they knew how to recover the plaintext: HP (or the US government) tells people (like foreign companies competing with American companies for business, or foreign governments) its a secure shredder, they buy and use it. Then the spooks pick up the rubbish and using HP patented technology reconstruct the secrets you didnt want them to know.

      Sly cynical disreputable & underhand but a great strategy.

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    3. Re:A non shredder by mlush · · Score: 1
      Sly cynical disreputable & underhand but a great strategy.

      ....and just a little bit doomed cos they told everyone about it

  38. Quality Control by randmairs · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know they'll have a way to go when they put back the pieces from a New York Deli reciept reading: "2 Kosher ham and cheese on Rye. manZlick"

  39. When I was... by stubear · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...in the Air Force we shredded documents on a regular basis. The shredder basically turned the paper into a fine powder. We had to put the resulting powder into black bags "for fear of information being weened from unathorized viewing of the dust through the clear bags the shredded used". I always thought the computer required to piece these documents together would be enormous and would take centuries to simply match one letter from one document. The thousands of documents shredded at one time would take thousands lifetimes and by then the information would be beyond useless.

    1. Re:When I was... by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I was in the USAF as well. We also had the "powdering" shredder, but OUR SOP was to shred docs, place in the black plastic bag, stop by the Field Maintenance Squadron, sign for a 1-2 gallon container of JP-4, then call Civil Engineering and the Security Police Squadron. We'd all meet at a remote location on base, I'd empty the bags into a steel drum, followed by the JP-4, CE would throw in a radio-controlled incediary thingie, and we'd all retreat 50 yards or so, the cop would make a radio call, and the CE guy pressed the trigger. Big fireball, pillar of flame for 5 minutes, and then walk back up, stir the ash, another gallon of JP-4, and repeat.

      I don't even want to THINK what they had to do with the TOP SECRET and Compartmented waste. . .

    2. Re:When I was... by LordHunter317 · · Score: 1

      Roughly the same thing. Its shredded, and the shreads are incinerated. Just not in the "haphazard" procedure you suggest.

    3. Re:When I was... by oneself · · Score: 1

      ...in the army we used to burn our top secret documents. Try putting ashes back together with your stupid "super technology."

    4. Re:When I was... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was in the USAF as well. We also had the "powdering" shredder, but OUR SOP was to shred docs, place in the black plastic bag, stop by the Field Maintenance Squadron, sign for a 1-2 gallon container of JP-4, then call Civil Engineering and the Security Police Squadron. We'd all meet at a remote location on base, I'd empty the bags into a steel drum, followed by the JP-4, CE would throw in a radio-controlled incediary thingie, and we'd all retreat 50 yards or so, the cop would make a radio call, and the CE guy pressed the trigger. Big fireball, pillar of flame for 5 minutes, and then walk back up, stir the ash, another gallon of JP-4, and repeat.
      One has to wonder how much this was dictated by security requirements, and how much is was just because you could.

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    5. Re:When I was... by ajs · · Score: 1

      "putting ashes back together" can be surprisingly easy.

      First off, if there are large enough pieces, then the information is often retained on the ash (I've read newspaper headlines quite clearly in fireplace ash), since the ink leaves a different residue than the paper.

      However, I assume you had a high-efficiency incinerator. In that case, I would never bother trying. It's much easier to get a mole on the inside to memorize and repeat the contents of the documents before they are handed to those who burn it. Worse, you could even get someone who burns the documents to look at them for you!

      There are a lot of ways to get information out of such a process, and in some cases even the volume of data arriving from which locations can be highly informative.

    6. Re:When I was... by jbottero · · Score: 1

      This is crap (sorry, but it is). The process of distruction of Air Force classified is dictated by AFI as well as several DoD regs (DoD 5200.1-R and others), and they do not involve JP-4 (by the way, JP-4 is not used in AIr Force aircraft anymore, and has not been for 10 years). The method described above would not be used.

    7. Re:When I was... by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      This was 16-17 years ago, and no, it's not crap, that was the SOP I inherited. The method WAS used.

    8. Re:When I was... by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      I used to contract with the Navy. They also used burn bags for certain materials.

    9. Re:When I was... by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
      At the time, the AFR said shred using approved shredder from a list, then incinerate remains.

      No method of incineration was specified: my predecessor said our technique went back a decade plus. . .and that was in 1988. . . .

      Knowing the "modern day" USAF, there's probably a approved incinerator list or incineration methods list nowadays. . . I just know there was a decent-sized pile of totally-burnt-out and rusted remains of previous burn drums adjacent to the Burn Area, aka the "remote location". . .

    10. Re:When I was... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Quite right. If I had access to military incendaries I'd find excuses to test them...

      You can tell this isn't a required procedure though, or that nobody cared enough to audit it. It's very hard to burn a clump of paper, even by pouring kerosene on it. What you need to do is start a fire and slowly dump the paper into it, in small enough clumps that it burns before it lands.

      Now, if you hooked the exhaust of a vacuum into a furnace (or barrel of kerosene even) and used the vacuum to slowly pick up the powder and blow it into the fire with a rich dose of air, this would probably be very effective. And the rough airflow past the fan and through the machine would serve to break up clumps.

    11. Re:When I was... by jbottero · · Score: 1

      Well... Having enlisted 1n 1984, having been involved in destruction of classified at both established bases and remote sites, I can say I've never seen it, heard of it, and would have certainly never have done it. Just my experience.

    12. Re:When I was... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      When I was in the Marines we took it out to a 55 gallon drum outside the scif, poured in some diesel, burned it, then poured water in and stirred the remnants.

      Was a messy job disposing of the remnants.

    13. Re:When I was... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Different installations and units use different procedures.

      What gets fun is the "bad guys are at the door" destruction policies. Basically, light the building aflame and hope for the best.

    14. Re:When I was... by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1

      The thousands of documents shredded at one time would take thousands lifetimes and by then the information would be beyond useless.

      That's why I mix my shredded documents with shredded copies of the congressional record. What could be more useless than that!?!

    15. Re:When I was... by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      We had to put the resulting powder into black bags "for fear of information being weened from unathorized viewing of the dust through the clear bags the shredded used". I always thought the computer required to piece these documents together would be enormous and would take centuries to simply match one letter from one document.
      NO! It's worse! In 200 years I can imagine a court case "We're suing the Air Force for damages caused due to your great great great grandparents knowingly dropping cheap and unreliable GPS bombs onto our Country, plus $500million for the use of ten Crays for 200 years, plus interest, plus (under the DMCA) lost CNN scoop/royalty fees"
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  40. ENRON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can finnally figure out what ENRON was up to.

  41. New Paper Shredder by Nevistar · · Score: 1

    I strongly favor using stump grinders to shred documents (as well as furniture, bosses, and any other shreddable things floating around the office).

  42. Memory holes. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny

    For this reason, I don't throw away shredded papers. I had memory holes installed in my home, a la 1984, and whenever I throw away a paper, all I do is throw it in the memory hole and a vacuum sucks it away and into a furnace that burns the paper until it nothing but dust. I mix it with dirt, soil and fertilizer, and then I spread it all over my yard. The plants love it.

    1. Re:Memory holes. by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea. But what if someone gets access to your memory hole before the furnace gets turned on ?

    2. Re:Memory holes. by coene · · Score: 1

      I suppose you don't have pets? (anymore?)

  43. My invention is better by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I have this great idea for a new product for the cia/nsa. On the outside it looks like an ordinary shredder and it acts like a shredder. But, just before it shreds the document it scans it into its memory. Later, at the spy's convienince they can remove the memory card and view all of the secret documents that no one wanted them to see.

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    1. Re:My invention is better by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      I saw an article in some magazine about that. They said that some hotels in Europe catering towards business travellers had cameras in their shredders, along with hidden cameras to take pictures of the customer's laptop screen. All for corporate espionae.

    2. Re:My invention is better by viragov · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling it's already been done. Saw a history channel show where we had something like that in a Russian ambassador's office during the cold war. They figured it out after weighting the copier against another of the same model and found the grams worth of weight difference. That and the reason they did it was that the person they had come in only serviced that one copier... and was sloppy and unprofessional... go figure... your government dollars at work folks.

    3. Re:My invention is better by BlueSkyResearch · · Score: 1

      You would think that they would remove some other piece of the copier to compensate for the extra weight of the camera. Or they would at least shave down some other piece of metal or plastic to do the same.

  44. 1 ft� ~= 930 cm� by anonymous+coword · · Score: 0
  45. From Batman Returns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need is a little tape, and a whole lotta patience

  46. NEW YORK TIMES DETECTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone break out the polygraph!

  47. Iranian Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry I can't remember the issue (late 70's?), but after the Khomeni revolution, National Geographic had a picture of Iranian students manually piecing together shredded American documents they had obtained. I thought it was funny & can remember taping the picture to the wall next to our shredder.

    1. Re:Iranian Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was 1980 during the American embassy hostage crisis!

    2. Re:Iranian Revolution by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      Which was also stated in the NY Times article, if you had cared to read it before posting a comment.

      The results were bundled in handy paperback books, called 'Documents from the US Den of Espionage', a series of about 8. I've got one of them.Reading it is a hell of a sight, but besides that not very informing or even entertaining.

  48. random title here by SlamMan · · Score: 1

    Thats why there are burn bags, baby! Heck, we've got a central chute in the building thats just for those.

    Sheesh, you've obviously never worked at a place that disposed of copiers via sledge hammers and acid baths.

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  49. Document FLAMER! by WPIDalamar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Excellent! Since shredding isn't secure anymore, when are we going to get personal paper INCINERATORS. Put paper in... press button... KAZAAM, 4 foot flames shoot out of the bin.

    1. Re:Document FLAMER! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      How about a plasma shredder? We can already create 'fields' of plasma as stated by that article a while ago on force fields. Why not feed paper into that?

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  50. Fire - The All New Wonder Product! by Malic · · Score: 1

    Try all new "Fire(tm)". Fire cleans and disinfects, all in one easy step! Documents can be rendered completely secure as well!

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  51. Actualy The Iranians did it without a Scanner by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Informative

    After the Islamic revolution and the takeover of the us embassy, there was a massive collection of shreaded documents ( not cross shreaded) left in the embassy. They took the time to reconsitute all of them... By Hand!

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  52. Pulp and shread.. by Hir0aki · · Score: 0

    Goverment found a pretty easy way to avoid any such possiblity. Cross shread your sensetive paperwork, add water, mash it back into paper pulp, and shread again.
    Something like that, I can't remember the exact forumla for paper destruction..
    Just remember having to feed the shreading machine what looked like raw paper.

    Wonder if they could makes heads or tails from something like that?

  53. this is why... by austad · · Score: 1

    This is why I take my shredded paper, and use it for tinder to start fires in my fireplace or firepit in the backyard.

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    1. Re:this is why... by c77m · · Score: 1

      If someone wants to spend $8000 reconstructing my bank account information, then they're more than welcome to the $200 that's in the account.

  54. I see an invention here by Boyceterous · · Score: 1

    A printer/shredder that blankets the page(both sides) with toner before shredding. Scan that!

  55. In related news... by chad_r · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Arthur Andersen accountants and Enron executives were reported to have pooped their pants upon hearing this.

  56. $8-$10K/ft^3 ... by jkujawa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... this means, for me at least, anyone who attempts to put my shredded documents back together will lose more than they'll be able to gain from me.

    Which is the name of the game in cryptography, too -- it's pointless to attempt to decrypt a communication the content of which is less valuable than what you'll spend building a machine to decode it.

    Of course, if I were a terrorist, I'd burn my documents after shredding them. No way to reconstruct that. Yet.

  57. Barbecue Sauce by razvedchik · · Score: 1

    ...it makes everything taste like chicken.

    And if somebody wants to rummage through my feces to find my bank account or trade secrets, they can have it.

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  58. Who's paranoid? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Papers that have been burned are usually readable, as long as the ashes aren't totall crumbled into particles. The burnt ink will have a different shade of grey than the burnt paper. It takes work, but you can reconstruct paperwork quite well from burnt papers. In many cases even easier than shredded paper, as the fragments are larger.

    If burnt until the ashes turns white again, it's even easier -- then the text will often stand out in black on white again, and be directly readable by a human eye.

    What I think would be a good solution would be a shredder with a built-in printer -- it will print random text over the sheet before shredding it, to make the text unreadable even if reassembled.
    If anyone hasn't patented it, it's too late now - I hereby declare the idea public domain and knowledge.

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    1. Re:Who's paranoid? by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      You are correct sir - even burning is not 100% post-mortem-read-proof.

      However, there is an easier way than a dual shredding/printer device. Wet the ashes (from the incinerator scenario). If you mix the ash with water, and gum it up a bit, the carbon from the paper mixes with the ink, and it basically becomes this thick paste, completely detaching ink from paper in any readable form. At that point, the ink and paper are just two coexisting blobs.

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    2. Re:Who's paranoid? by Blitzshlag · · Score: 1

      What are you burning your paper with, an oven? When you hold a lighter under the center of paper, the fire burns through the center creating a hole, this hole then expands to consume the whole document. You are left with smoke and a pile of black powder.

    3. Re:Who's paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem with that idea, is the printer would be printing with a different kind of ink... and with ultraviolet light you could discern the different inks and see through to the original text.

    4. Re:Who's paranoid? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 3, Funny
      What I think would be a good solution would be a shredder with a built-in printer
      You mean a shrinter?
    5. Re:Who's paranoid? by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Use the NSA method - which got a "golden fleese", but works

      1)Shread
      2)Burn
      3)Chemical destroy
      THEN
      Glassify the remains

      Get data out of that!

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    6. Re:Who's paranoid? by ralico · · Score: 1

      What I think would be a good solution would be a shredder with a built-in printer -- it will print random text over the sheet before shredding it, to make the text unreadable even if reassembled. If anyone hasn't patented it, it's too late now - I hereby declare the idea public domain and knowledge.

      Better yet, submit it to the Halfbakery

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    7. Re:Who's paranoid? by Sherloqq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I think would be a good solution would be a shredder with a built-in printer -- it will print random text over the sheet before shredding it, to make the text unreadable even if reassembled.

      You're not off the hook just yet. Sure, you up the level of difficulty, but deciphering is still possible. Here's how:

      Each writing utensil out there (printers, pens, pencils) have different chemical components in the material they use to write, e.g. the chemical composition of an HP toner for a LaserJet II might differ from that of a LaserJet 1200, and will most likely differ significantly from that of an offset printer. Same thing with pens -- two pens whose color looks identical might end up having totally different compounds in them. By testing various areas of the shredded paper, one could figure out 1) how many different inks were used; 2) map the presence of those inks on each bit of paper; 3) use that information to piece the bits together, much like duplex printing would be used.

      Where else is such knowledge useful? Check forging, for one. Someone writes you a check (or you steal someone else's), you add a zero or turn a 3 into an 8 (or a 1 into a 7), cash it and run off with the money. Sure, sounds far-fetched, but has about the same probability of occurrence as someone using one of these $8k machines to piece together your most recent bank statement.

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    8. Re:Who's paranoid? by tm1rules · · Score: 1
      You mean a shrinter?

      It actually wouldn't be a bad idea to have a shredder that prints nonsense over the page as it is shredding.

  59. You would think by Quietdemon · · Score: 1
    Here we go with the conspiracy theories all over again. 10k smackers! Wow, what the heck are they trying to find out.

    You would think that once you shredded paper it was gone for good, but no, they invent cross shredding, and still no. If you'd burn all this cross-shredded paper, then you'd damage the economy to no end, not that we're not doing that already.

    I just imagine that a lot of people have a lot of stuff to hide, and this being dictated by the companies that want to hide this information. The poor individuals that have to work in these situations, and are forced to abide to certain protocols just to keep their chairs...

    The stuff that happens behind closed doors!

    QD

  60. Obvious answer.. by Kwil · · Score: 1

    ..use irregular sized pieces of paper to begin with, and always put at least two different sized pieces through the shredder at once.

    Watch the program get seriously screwed as it tries to put your 9x10 and 8x8 pieces of paper together into a coupld 8.5 x 11s.

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  61. shredded documents by hachete · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. The Iranians, after the US had fled their embassy years ago and forgot to burn the shredded papers, pieced together those documents *by hand*. Maybe the US ambassador wasn't expecting this to happen...

    2. Someone should sell this to the German authorities who are trying to piece together the records shredded by the Stasi, the East German secret police. The story I heard on the radio - adapted in the book "Stasiland" - had about 30 people doing the job of assembling the files. The figure I think I heard mentioned was 300 years to finish the job. The thing is, there are people living who wouldn't mind knowing the "facts" contained in those files.

    h.

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    1. Re:shredded documents by dschuetz · · Score: 1

      The Iranians, after the US had fled their embassy years ago and forgot to burn the shredded papers, pieced together those documents *by hand*.

      From what I understand, these documents came from a low-grade, mid-70's shredder that wasn't any better than the $30 POS you can buy from a drugstore: producing strips 1/8" wide by 11" long. Relatively easy to re-assemble these (especially if you're talking about a small bank statement with lots of spot color).

      Today's "standard" crosscut government shredders cut paper into little tiny strips like 3/16" by 1/32" wide (much better than the consumer "Crosscut! Better security!!" shredder we saw at Staples the other day, 1/8" x 2" strips). I'd actually be surprised if this technology could be used on those sorts of shredder chits -- since there are really only so many ways you can put toner on a piece of paper that small, sooner or later you're using a pile of randomly-selected bricks to "reconstruct" a building -- you'll be able to glean anything you want from it.

    2. Re:shredded documents by MattRog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why was this moderated up? This is exactly what the article stated!

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  62. WARNING -- DO NOT CLICK THE LINK by nullp0inter · · Score: 2

    That link does not go to yahoo tech news it goes to goatse.cx -- bad bad bad

  63. Burn it. by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make sure it's burnt thoroughly then stir the ashes and flush em.

    That should work.

    For harddisks, I hear thermite, some pots and a big bucket of sand works - the bucket of sand is to stop the molten stuff from going through the drive, the bucket and the floor.

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    1. Re:Burn it. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Just set aside a little spot in your back yard. then the neighbors can ask, "What's with that little glass crater over there?"

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  64. Generate more paper to reconstruct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one reason I generally recommend to clients (security consulting) that they shred *everything* they throw away. At $8,000-10,000 a cubic foot, the more cubic feet the attacker has to go through to find the important bit of information, the more it costs them. Shredded grocery lists and printouts from CitySearch start to confuse the issue, especially when your bags are well mixed.

    Another reason is that it simply makes the decision of what and when to shred that much easier. If it is being thrown away, it goes through the shredder. Really sensitive documents should be burned after being shredded. Shredding first protects them a bit while waiting to be burned.

    BTW, these are not clients trying to hide bad accounting practices from the gov't; industrial espionage can be a serious problem in some sectors (e.g. pharma), proposals and bids can be a target in any sector, many companies now need to worry about HIPAA privacy requirements, and, of course, any security related information must be carefully protected.

    Eric Vought
    evought@pobox.com

  65. Weakest link by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Puzzle solving pattern matching software, what a suprise.

    This is a non issue anyway, shredded paper isn't the weakest link. Phoneing in your credit card number on a cordless phone, insecure merchant computers, the waiter walking away with your CC, unscrupulous employees at any office that handles your information.
    All these methods are much easier and much less trouble then dumpster diving.

    Myself I shred because then _I_ know the paper is garbage, and not accidentally fallen in. I shred all scrap paper, to hide it a bit. They're better off stealing my mail before I shred it.

  66. Had this done to me one time by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    I used to be a building inspector and many of the documents I wrote were "secretive" (i.e. only certain people could see what I had written)

    Well one day there was a dispute between a building owner and myself over the environmental issues his site had.

    The owner had me followed (without my knowledge) and found an old copy of the report I was in the peocess of writing (shredded and in the trash.)

    They took the trash and sent it to a re-construction firm for analysis.

    The reconstruction firm sent him a bill for about 20 Large and a 20 page document.

    Of course the joke was on him when the only thing my report had contained was "Boy is this site fucked." Which was repeated for 20 pages ;-)

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  67. Like cryptography... by barcodez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The idea is make it harder than it's worth to get the information. Having said that, it is very difficult to estimate how hard something is.

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  68. I wet my shreddings by Sir+Spank-o-tron · · Score: 1

    For this extremely paranoid reason, I cross shred everything.
    Making sure to mix in lots of chaff. Then I add a bit of water, so it's good and mushy.

    Makes it hard to reconstruct.

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  69. I can't believe the time waste and paper waste... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Last year, we succumbed to all the advice and bought a paper shredder. And following one suggested algorithm, we shred "anything with numbers on it." (ID numbers, that is).

    I can't believe how much time I now spend on this. I don't think I fully realized how much paper crap I had been throwing out (credit card statements, bank statements, brokerage statement...). Now it has to go through the shredder. And the shreds expand in bulk enormously.

    It seems as if just fifty pages will fill the little wastebasket. Then I have to dig them out and stuff them into a garbage bag, and in the process a dozen shreds fall on the floor, and then I have to pick THOSE up one by one, and one or two fall flat and are really HARD to pickup.

    It's not a LITTLE inconvenience. It's a significant irritation.

  70. Commerce Bank's document disposal. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    That's why Commerce Bank shreds AND burns their trash.

    -ted

  71. Print double sided! by joe630 · · Score: 1

    If people print double sided this technique is useless!

    And you help save the world!

    1. Re:Print double sided! by tomcio.s · · Score: 1

      Actually you would be providing more clues (double the amount of information per strip or square).
      All they would have to do is use transparencies to glue the pages together.
      There, doublesided case closed.

    2. Re:Print double sided! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See This post. It explains (in theory) how double sided printing would make things far more difficult.

    3. Re:Print double sided! by joe630 · · Score: 1

      I would like to see the math for this - while you would be providing more clues on the reverse side of the paper, you have another orientation of the paper to consider.

      Do the clues on the reverse side of the paper reduce the time to find the problem by as much as the added axis of orientation increase the possibilites?

  72. Hewlett-Packard by Wheel+Of+Fish · · Score: 1

    From the article: "Other projects, like Mr. Brassil's at Hewlett-Packard, focus on designing a shredder that leaves telltale traces on the documents it destroys, allowing them to be pinpointed later."

    Am I missing something here, but who would buy a shredder that defeats its own purpose?

  73. That shredding alone is not enough... by Homology · · Score: 1
    ... has been known for many years.

    If you wash your shredded paper to pulp, then reconstruction is not possible. This has been done for a long time in one oil company : shred then wash using a special machine. Huge amounts of paper was shredded this way.

  74. Informative Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned alot today

  75. Burning is still common by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    When I worked in litigation, it was very common to burn documents even though we had paper shredders.

    In those days, you could smoke in offices, etc., so it just didn't seem all that strange to see one of the lawyers burning a piece of paper in a wastebasket. The reprographics department had an incinerator for big disposal jobs. And a heavy duty drill press instead of a hole punch, but that's another story.

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  76. shakespear? by switcha · · Score: 1

    Yes, but if they took your "Docu-dust®" and put a million bags of it in a room with a million monkeys and a million Uhu glue sticks...

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    1. Re:shakespear? by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      Take a random-lenght binary or ascii file. Now sort all the bits so that all the 0s are at the beginning of the file and the 1s are at the end. Unless the file is 1 bit long, I seriously doubt that you could come up with the original file.

      Same thing with docu-dust(tm)(c)(r)

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  77. Re: Scan & Shred by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    The CIA did something similar to the Xerox machines leased to the Soviet embassy in the 60's. So I wouldn't put it past them. I'm sure it's technically possible.

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  78. MOD PARENT DOWN TROLL!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the end of the URL.

  79. After I shred... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take the bag of shreddings over to the cat's
    litter box, clean out the box dumping all the
    nasty bits into the bag, then close the bag and
    give it a good shake or two.

  80. WHAT THE FUCK? REDUNDANT? MODS ON $2 CRACK!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject. Douche.

  81. Don't flush paper towels either! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or you could flush it down the toilet after you tear 'em up.

    I tried to do this with a teacher's note when I was in 4th grade or so. The ripped up little pieces floated happily around and never flushed.

    The same thing holds true for paper towels that you've used to catch some, um, sticky messes. After a bout of porn watching on my roomates' computer, I decided to simply flush the residual evidence down the toilet. Well, you guessed it, the damn thing wouldn't go down. Then I had to explain to my roomate why on earth I tried to flush a folded-up paper towel down the toilet. Eventually I had to fish it out of there -- ugh!

    Be smart: use Kleenex instead for those types of situations. Paper towels are sturdier but harder to get rid of!

    P.S.: I realize this is off-topic but I figured that this is handy (no pun intended) information for slashdotters!

  82. I hear a faraway noise... by Coelacanth · · Score: 1

    ...I think it's Ollie North and Fawn Hall screaming in anguish.

  83. YOU NAILED IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great job! It takes a skillful poster to accomplish such a task. We value your efforts and hope to see more of you soon!

    All the best!

  84. And? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    I work in a place that handles sensitive documents from time to time.

    We only shred stuff because it makes it burn faster and more completley. Everything is incinerated, without exception.

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  85. Re:I can't believe the time waste and paper waste. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like shredding. It's satisfying!

  86. Shredding technology: the pressure is on by goetz · · Score: 1

    Just as most security schemes could be cracked given enough time and resources, the same could be said of algorithms for shredding documents (though you could hardly call strip-shredding an "algorithm"). The pressure surely is on for vendors to look harder at reliable and cost-effective ways to systematically and permanently destroy sensitive documents.

  87. Interesting timing... by r84x · · Score: 1
    I work at a movie theatre, and last night watched a special employee sneak of Bad Boys II. Why is this relevant at all?

    Because there is a scene in which Will Smith's character gives the token computer nerd a handful of shredded paper, and tells him to find out what's on it. He does, explaining that the software scans the pieces, andrearranges them to dsplay the image.

    This would have to be the first time I can think of in which Hollywood beat slashdot to explaining a real new technology.

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  88. Re:Still a good idea.. (Manually sorted waste) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some places (like where I live, for example) don't have separate recycling containers. You throw all you aluminum, glass, etc in the garbage, and the waste company pays people to sort through it. I KNOW that I have people picking through my trash every week. The next town over uses prison labor for this task, so they know that they have convicted criminals looking through their trash every week.
    I'll let them grab somebody else's info, and keep on shredding mine.

  89. What we have... by charlie763 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm in the NJ National Guard and the shredder we use puts out shreddings that I don't think could be put back together using this system. When the paper gets shredded it gets curled up on the eges, but since the slices are so small the curled edges overlap and make small rolled up strings. In the curling process the ink on the surface of the paper gets so worn out that flattening them and gluing to another piece of paper would not make the document readable.

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  90. Heh.. mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An offtopic comment about how he can't troll this article gets modded as... wait for it... A TROLL!!! Perfect. Just perfect.

  91. Is Oliver North in trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that Oliver North in trouble? What about Enron?

  92. Old history... by Juiblex · · Score: 1

    MacGayver could do it a decade ago...

    1. Re:Old history... by Equinox · · Score: 1

      With duct tape...

  93. Big deal by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely nothing to get worried about here. The only people with the time and the money to actually use this kind of screwball technology is the government. Oh, and the RIAA. And the MPAA. And maybe even the BSA. And let's not forget SCO.

    Alright, I'm worried.

  94. Exponential failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think that a computer program used to "decypher" shredded papers would have an increasingly more difficult time as the shredded pieces became smaller and smaller. Any thoughts on paper that's been completely shredded into near dust?

  95. Just do what I do... by LilMikey · · Score: 1

    ...and wipe your rear with your documents before trashing them. Anyone who goes through them papers deserves everything they get. Keeps the 'coons away too.

    Seriously, I bet I could get a list of CC numbers by handing an unscrupulous waiter a $50 bill. There are bigger fears than the garbage for Joe Consumer.

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  96. high security paper shredders by unger · · Score: 2, Informative

    i suspect paper shredded in these machines could not be reassembled quite so easily:

    http://hsmofamerica.com/level_VI.php

  97. Re:I can't believe the time waste and paper waste. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    Just a thought, why not get a paper recycling kit and recycle the paper once it's shredded? You can dye it and put some nice scents and stuff and use it for that written correspondance I have heard of but never personally experienced. Seriously though, a friend used to do this and the results were quite nice.

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  98. Temporal and Spatial displacement works for me by Teh+Bungi · · Score: 0

    I've always been a fan of the concept of spatial and temporal displacement of shreds from a shredded document. The process is simple. You shred, then you divide the shredded documents into ten sections. Take ever third section and form three groups until you run out of the original ten sections. Take one group and dispose of it somewhere (preferably miles away from where you normally dispose of garbage) else to get rid of it. Throw one group away with the normal trash. And save the last one for disposal a few weeks or months from when the other groups were disposed of. This displaces segments of the document in time and space. Someone would have to be VERY interested in your docs to retrieve them. Works for me.

    1. Re:Temporal and Spatial displacement works for me by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Someone please mod the parent up. This sounds like a workable solution to me. It adds a level of difficulty to the ability for someone to retrieve original documents without a lot of work.

    2. Re:Temporal and Spatial displacement works for me by geckofiend · · Score: 1

      And this is easier / more secure then simply buring the shredded paper how?

      I know! We can dispose of the burnt ashes in different locations at different times! Boy that'll really make it secure!

      Come on folks, don't make it harder than it needs to be.

    3. Re:Temporal and Spatial displacement works for me by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      It is if your only option is to shred paper. Sometimes, chemicals, fire and pulping are not options.

  99. DCMA Should apply by hillbilly1980 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't that consitute circumvention of a security device? Does that not mean that the DCMA would apply, seriously.

    1. When your shredding paper your applying a security device(the paper shedder) to the document (paper). Much like if you used a special frag program to fragment a file across your harddrive then store the fat somewhere else, except the paper shredder doesn't keep a key on how to reconstruct the document.
    But you could easiely setup a system that printed say a b across the page and down one line fromt he previous, that way each and every strip could be identified with its order in that document, but only you would know that its the letter b. It's possible therefore a legitment legal scenerio that could be argued in court.

    2. By scanning the document and reconstructing it your circumventing this security measure, by using computers and a scanner your enacting the dcma. So everyone that worried about how this will effect your shredded security, just take this up with a lawyer and bring down the DMCA hammer on these guys.

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  100. It can also be done by hand by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

    Back in 1979, Iranian Students took the Tehran US Embassy staff hostage for something like 18 months. The staff had had time to shred everything they considered worth shredding.
    The Students had the time and energy to 'unshred' the whole lot and reconstitute the original documents. It took them months, but they managed it.
    No idea if they found out anything interesting that way.

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    1. Re:It can also be done by hand by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      This is why most consulates and embassies have incinerators, not shredders.

      I'm remined of a moment in 13 Days, when they drive past the Soviet Consulate, and one person notes 'The Soviets are expecting to go to war.' 'What makes you think that?' says the other. The first indicates the plume of smoke coming out of the roof. 'They're burning their documents.'

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  101. Re:I can't believe the time waste and paper waste. by Cloud+9 · · Score: 1
    Complaining about the bulk of paper shreddings, and having to toss them in the garbage?

    Sir, you may very well be the epitome of laziness.

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  102. In related news by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    Later today the shredder industry association of America announced it would make the transition from DES (DEstructive Standard) shredding to the more secure 3DES (Tree DEstructive Standard) shredding.

  103. Shredded does not equal Private by Shiftlock · · Score: 1
    Your garbage, shredded or not, is not protected by the Fourth ammendment. It is searchable, without warrant. An exerpt from the book "The Right to Privacy" (Alderman & Kennedy):
    A Massachusetts man tried to (protect the privacy of his garbage) by shredding his documents into strips 5/32 of an inch wide. IRS agents picking throuh his trash retrieved the tiny strands of paper and painstakingly pieced them together to produce evidence of tax fraud. A federal district court held that by shredding his trash, the man had created a reasonable expectation of privacy in it. An appellate court disagreed and reversed that decision. The court said that the man had not created any expectation of privacy that society was prepared to recognize. He had simply underestimated the resourcefulness, not to mention patience, of the IRS.
    The court itself said: "(The) mere fact that appellant shredded his garbage before he placed it outside of his home does not create a reasonable heightened expectation of privacy under the Fourth Ammendment." I've referenced this book before... it was very interesting.
    United States v. Scott, 975 F.2d 927, 1992 USApp. LEXIS 22877, rev'g 776 F.Supp. 629, 1991 USDist LEXIS 15953.
  104. Brought my shredder at PiggyWiggly by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    so I get nice curly strips of paper rather than boring straight ones...

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  105. Does anyone have... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    one of those bags of 1 million shredded US dollars (they used to be sold as souvenirs)?

    ????

    PROFIT!

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  106. I've got an idea! by gnarled · · Score: 2, Funny

    For ultimate security simply shred pages of the printed goatse picture with your other documents. Nobody slowly peicing together you documents would want to stare at that horrible image for that long.

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  107. Here's some prior art that i will create.... by ii-v-i-head · · Score: 1

    the new improved shredder will have a pattern printer in the input feeder... the pattern will be of a fractal (one color) or geographic repetitive pattern of such scale as to match ideally the size of the shredded pieces. therefore, the resulting shredded mess is transformed into a glob of confusing edge conditions...

    this idea is property of my brain. you may not profit from the implementation without my prior written consent

    IP lawyers take note. Open sourcerers please use this IP liberally.
  108. The obvious solution. by janda · · Score: 1

    1: Use a high-quality cross-cut shredder.
    2: Use as fire starter for barbecues and fireplaces, mulch for plants, to soak up oil when working on car, etc.
    3: ???
    4: PROFIT!

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  109. For those not in grad school... by Jerf · · Score: 1

    Langly and Frohicke were seen pressing the strips of paper between two pieces of contact paper and then scanning the sheet. A program therein sorted the strips, and matched them up. Voila, un-shredded document.

    For those who have done University-level computer science work... I'd estimate the difficulty of this as roughly a two-week, maybe three-week homework project for a decent Computer Vision graduate-level class. (With appropriately well-defined problem; the technical details of image formatting and such would consume some time but any dot-com web schmoe can handle that.)

    In other words, with the proper techniques this is downright trivial work.

    Just a tidbit of information to help you decide what you think about this news.

    1. Re:For those not in grad school... by po8 · · Score: 1

      Uh, for crosscut shredded, there's a little combinatorial search problem to solve.

      It's not so bad for strips: the search space is only size n! for n strips. Let's say 50 strips: that gives you ~1e64 possible arrangements. But most of those are patently bogus, because the strips contain so much information, and besides flipping a strip or two is not going to make much difference to the reconstruction and will be easy to fix.

      For crosscut, things are a little scarier. Now we have something like 2500 chads. Worse, many of these chads will be very similar-looking: the heuristics to sort them out are going to be tough. So the search space is much more difficult, as well as ridiculously huge.

      I teach combinatorial search, and have a doctorate in its application. I can imagine some techniques that would probably work. But I'd hardly assign this problem to my students.

  110. Rip. mix, burn (not in that order, tho') by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US govt spooks, not only shred their papers, but they then burn the shreds then mix the ashes with water in a high-speed industrial blender until it is a well-blended slurry. Is that paranoid or what?

    1. Re:Rip. mix, burn (not in that order, tho') by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      That's nuthin. Those same people do this to hard drives that had confidential material on them:

      Delete the files. Duh. Then grind off the platters inside the hard drive. This final dust is then kept in a vault for 8 years to be sure it is completely demagnetized.

    2. Re:Rip. mix, burn (not in that order, tho') by nacturation · · Score: 1

      That's nuthin. Those same people do this to hard drives that had confidential material on them:

      Delete the files. Duh. Then grind off the platters inside the hard drive. This final dust is then kept in a vault for 8 years to be sure it is completely demagnetized.


      I guess you wouldn't want someone reconstructing a working hard drive platter from those dust particles, would you? Now that's paranoid!

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    3. Re:Rip. mix, burn (not in that order, tho') by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Delete the files. Duh. Then grind off the
      > platters inside the hard drive. This final dust
      > is then kept in a vault for 8 years to be sure
      > it is completely demagnetized.

      Worring about those real mother/adult daughter consentual p00p videos or Tracy Lords videos is a bitch, isn't it?

  111. Dont Shred, Burn! by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    I used to shred, but it was way time consuming, especially when the little pos shredder motor would overhead and stop. While it did an 'ok' job at shredding, I suppose if you were really determined you could reconstruct. Hence, I now keep a burn box, and every so often just toss it in the fire place.

  112. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take a dump on it as well, and they get a DNA stamp on who shredded it.

  113. Hats off to Sneakers by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would make for a very boring movie:

    Computer: Scanning complete. Attempting to reconstruct document.
    Computer: "SETEC ASTRONOMY". Please enter [Y] to accept or [N] to continue

    Operator: N

    Computer: "MY SOCRATES NOTE". Please enter [Y] to accept or [N] to continue

    Operator: N

    Computer: "COOTYS RAT SEMEN". Please enter [Y] to accept or [N] to continue

    Operator: N

    Computer: "TOO MANY SECRETS". Please enter [Y] to accept or [N] to continue

    Operator: Okay Mother, I think we've got it.


    Uh....naah. It just doesn't do it for me.

  114. $10k to solve jig-saw puzzles?? by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want THAT job!

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  115. My new get rich quick scheme by mopslik · · Score: 1

    1) Create documents full of random gibberish, thereby assuming copyright on personal creations. 2) Shred documents. 3) When reconstructed, sue individuals under the DMCA for circumventing my "copy-protection" scheme.

  116. Shreddings can be composted by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    The caveat being that you have to use good composting procedures to get them to decompose quickly. I only add shreddings to a compost batch that's already started, and I add a little water to compensate for the dryness of the added material. Now my dirty little secrets are really are "dirt-y" little secrets.

    1. Re:Shreddings can be composted by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      I love you.

  117. they should look at the fibers at the edges by hqm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead of looking at what's printed on the shreds, they should just scan the edges of each shred with a microscope. The orientation of the fibers at the edge would form a signature which could be matched to other shreds like a fingerprint. It would require higher res scanning, but I bet it would give almost perfect results.

    1. Re:they should look at the fibers at the edges by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      Sure, and if you had an infinite amount of time, this would probably work great. But if you wanted the results, oh, say, sometime before the heat death of the universe, you might want a faster if less accurate method.

      Sean

  118. O Canada by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I don't think it's a secret what's in these "Protected A" documents. The only thing Canada has to write about is how pissed off they are at America and an expose on whether the Curling Championships were rigged.

    1. Re:O Canada by los+furtive · · Score: 4, Informative
      Har-dee-har-har. Here's the breakdown:
      • Protected A, B, C: Any information that can negatively affect or harm an individual. For example, phone lists and such are Protected A, while medical records would be Protected B, and a psychological profile might be Protected C.
      • Confidential, Secret, Top Secret: While protected works at individual level, C/S/TS works at the the army as a whole. The more damage it can cause to the military if information is revealed, the higher it goes. And it's the same as the US, in fact I think most if not all NATO countries us the same thing.
      • Bonus ones: COSMIC, ATOMAL, etc: These ones aren't discussed in public very much. COSMIC TOP SECRET is used by NATO countries, while ATOMAL is used by the US for restricted date.
      • Misc: CANUSUK, NATO, etc...: Canadian/UK/US eyes only, restricted to NATO countries only. There a whole pot pourri of other classifications.

      As a clerk in the forces I was privy to Secret and below, including NATO and CANUSUK stuff, the most secret stuff was reports of incidents in Bosnia/Crotia in the mid 90's, deaths, specific locations of troups etc. It was kind of fun because I would read them in the morning while posting the mail, and then see it in the news the next day. Hope this has been enlightening for you.

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    2. Re:O Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More bonus ones:

      ANAL, GAY, TRANSSEXUAL: Although the activities are technically rendered legal by recent Supreme Court decisions, videos of it are up in the air.

      BEAARTHUR: These pics and videos, often downloaded as a joke, though not technically illegal, are often so psychologally harmful as to be a legal liability risk to the possesser.

      MOMMAL: Consenting mother/adult daughter, maybe illegal, may also be a legal activity based on recent SC rulings, is so rare it doesn't really exist, so nevermind.

      PEOPLE, POOPAL: Oh, nevermind.

  119. Re:I can't believe the time waste and paper waste. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    I don't think he's talking abou buld, but time spent. And I agree with him.

    If you let it gor for a few weeks, you can spend 30 minutes to an hour shredding paper. While that may seem like a trivial amount of time, remember, YOU"RE SHREDDING PAPER. You might as well be picking up grains of sand with a tweezer.

    It's mind-numbingly boring and takes forever if not done regularly.

  120. OB: Punchline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, thanks, but where do the copies come out?

  121. Environmentally friendly is now secure by Tanami · · Score: 1

    If the current technique requires the printed side of the shreds to be identified, and the reverse then glued to a flat surface, perhaps something as simple as double-sided printing might hamper efforts.

    And just imagine the warm fuzzy feeling when you think of all those trees you've saved too ;-)

  122. Infinite loop by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    >This tendancy towards living in fear scares me.

    In that case you're screwed.

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  123. Double-sided documents? by JojoLinkyBob · · Score: 1
    I was first wondering how they determined whether each piece was right-side up or upside-down, but then it dawned on me, it doesn't matter.

    Any piece that's not marked with ink will be discarded, and any piece w/ ink will only show up on one side (unless the document's double-sided). But given that the document is double-sided, how much more difficult does the process become?

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  124. Probably still patentable by donutz · · Score: 1

    What I think would be a good solution would be a shredder with a built-in printer -- it will print random text over the sheet before shredding it, to make the text unreadable even if reassembled.
    If anyone hasn't patented it, it's too late now - I hereby declare the idea public domain and knowledge.


    Well you never specified double or single-sided printing, or whether it should print horizontal or landscape (and whether that depends on the original text direction).

    And what if it just prints random scribbles instead of text? Or shapes?

    Even if you declare your idea public domain and unpatentable, unless you cover every variation like this, I'm sure someone will find a way to modify your idea just enough to make it novel enough to get by the patent office. It seems that's not hard to do these days.

  125. Gerbils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give it to the gerbils. Problem solved.

  126. I've gone through 4 shreaders so far.... by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

    The Hard drives are really hard on the shreaders though...

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  127. Problem Solved by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

    Dip the paper in ink. Dry. Shred. It's like that puzzle that has one solid shape and one solid color and thousands of pieces.

  128. This is why by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wait a week and send 15 pounds of docs, printed spam and snail mail ads through a tree chipper which is then lit on fire a rolled on the hill to a fast flowing river.

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  129. Re:I can't believe the time waste and paper waste. by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

    Now there's a way to prolong his significant irritation.

  130. Are you a chewlie gum salesman too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The percentage of people taken advantage of because of financial records in the trash is probably pretty damn small.

  131. Arthur Anderson by jafac · · Score: 1

    Enron

    Someone get that stuff and put it back together. They shredded it for a reason. The FBI allowed them to continue shredding for months. For a reason. That reason is in those papers.

    If Lay could be implicated, it would be totally worth it. Definately worth more than $40 Million investigating a blowjob.

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  132. Double sided? by grommit · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the charges are for a shredded paper that had printing on both sides of the paper.

  133. the modern CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lesson in all of this?

    Either burn everything, or never write anything down.

  134. Sounds like the need for new printing methods. by digital+photo · · Score: 1

    The problem lies in the shredding process itself, I think.

    A shredder which shreds in a symmetrical way, but is misaligned with the content of the page will create "locking patterns" much like a puzzle piece. This is what the technology seems to key on.

    The solution to this "problem" would be one of the following:

    • Micro shredding which reduces the individual output pieces to 1mm^2. At this size, it becomes increasingly difficult to correctly piece together information correctly as well as more time consuming to do so.
    • Printing over the original print with a cheap ink material before performing a cross shredding. This will make it difficult to determine, in a scan, what is information and what is blacked out material.
    • Cross shredding with division into seperate bins.
    • Cross shredding with the shredded output going through a toner blower.
    • Mixing shreded output with cafeteria liquid garbage.

    Personally, I think office garbage, especially the shredded type,should be mixed with cafeteria garbage. Nothing breaks down and messes up printouts like coffee and fruit juices. ;) Plus it makes it very difficult to scan reliably.

    People will build new technology to deal with this firm's process. In which case, the firm will need to adapt or go out of business...

  135. burn it by danZenie · · Score: 1

    i would like to see them recover burnt documents. put all of the ashes together and give me the original. then you can impress me.

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  136. Real Military shedders by shatten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The goverment has known and use this fact for over 20 years. The real shredders turn the paper into a very fine powder. If you want references go back to gulf war I. There was the report of a fire on the ship, well that was the shredding room. Turns out when you have an airborn powder a single spark will cause an explosion. (cross refrence grain elevators)

    Have fun,

  137. Tearing/Mixing by onthefenceman · · Score: 1

    Having actually successfully pieced together a few shredded sheets out of a waste basket, I've generally gotten into the habit of tearing every piece of paper I throw into the trash can several times. This includes bank statements, receipts, chinese restaurant menus, and "Have you seen me?" lost child mailings.

    Like several others have stated, it also helps to throw it in the same bag as household trash. Sifting through last week's worth of take-out and used tissues for hours trying to find all the appropriate scraps of the same document is much more of a deterent than one bag of paper. In this sense paper shredders actually increase the likelihood of someone attempting to reconstruct your documents - first, because they know the documents are probably important. Second, because most bags under paper shredders are exclusively used for paper and are thus fairly "clean".

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  138. X10 Web Cam in the voting booth? by duck_prime · · Score: 3, Funny
    I don't trust you. Its not that I don't trust some criminal who might be after my money. I don't trust YOU. My neighbor, my friend, my fellow citizen. Because I watched you vote.
    Well maybe if you'd stop leaning over my shoulder while I vote, I'd stop poking through your trash bin.
  139. Do what the US Military Does! Uber-shredders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do a Google search on paper shredders that meet NSA/CSS Specification 02-01. Any shredder that meets specs for TS/SCI information by the US DoD will be expensive, but 10,000 times better than any shredder you can pick up at Office Depot. A quick googling shows the prices ranging anywhere from USD 1,000 and up depending on size, speed, and number of sheets that can be processed at once.

  140. Burn the paper by confused+one · · Score: 1
    Shredding's never really been enough = ) having put documents back together for fun (and to annoy my supervisors, or just freak them out).

    Burning the documents is "complete" destruction; and, if you use the resulting heat to warm the building, is environmentally friendly = )

    I'm sure someone could make a mint if they could design a boiler that had an automatic feed, where you dump the documents into a hopper and it automatically shredded them (for combustion efficiency) and feeds the shreds to the fire. It could be dual fuel (gas, oil, whatever) to keep it going between pages.

  141. allowing them to be pinpointed later by budgenator · · Score: 1

    I didn't really get that either, what are they trying to pinpoint, the document that had been shredded, or which shreder did the shredding? Id'ing the shredder from the shreds could be very usefull to professional spooks. Or I could see it being useful for a company or law enforcement trying to show person's misconduct by proving his shredder shredded evidence.

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  142. CANUSUK? by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

    Well, of course I can! Ba-da-bing! Thanks, you've been a great audience.

    Only the military community could come up with an acronym like that.

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  143. just blend in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shred the paper, cross shredding preferably. Mix all paper threads and some water in a blender, blend on puree for an adequate amount of time. Dump resulting liquid down toilet.

    For extra security use randomly selected toilets.

  144. I Have Something Like This Built Into My House by istartedi · · Score: 1

    It's called a fireplace.

    Actually, we don't use it for that purpose very often, but when we do it's been found to be quite effective. Just don't use it for items that might produce noxious and/or flue-clogging fumes when burned; such as credit cards.

    For my old credit cards, I manually shred them with scissors. I'm careful to cut through the number, name, expiration date, etc. I then distribute the pieces into different garbage cans about the house. Some, such as the infrequently used laundry and bathroom cans, won't send their contents to the curb for weeks after the most frequently used can (in the kitchen).

    Even if some thief was determined enough to reassemble my card, he would be quite disappointed to find that there is often no more than $2000 of available credit on it.

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    1. Re:I Have Something Like This Built Into My House by iendedi · · Score: 1

      For my old credit cards, I manually shred them with scissors. I'm careful to cut through the number, name, expiration date, etc. I then distribute the pieces into different garbage cans about the house. Some, such as the infrequently used laundry and bathroom cans, won't send their contents to the curb for weeks after the most frequently used can (in the kitchen)..... Even if some thief was determined enough to reassemble my card, he would be quite disappointed to find that there is often no more than $2000 of available credit on it.

      Dude!!! Just call the credit-card issuer and tell them to cancel the card (or tell them it was lost/stolen). They will invalidate the card number. You can then get rid of it buy giving it to a homeless guy, making an old-credit-card mural and hanginging it outside (in public), presenting it to any cashier and having it confiscated or simply throwing it away whole (without even bending it!)...

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  145. My Observations by jafiwam · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The whole point, is to destroy data to the level of your needs (i.e. risk). Obviously, if you are the NSA or a medical records place you need good shredding, but the whole point (of my linear shredder) is to make it more work for someone to get my data, than it is the neighbor's data. Then the dumpster diving bums will skip me. (You could could regularly start a gasoline fire in your dumpster I suppose, but the cops tend to frown on that activity.)

    So I shred and add to the dumpster, with confidence that someone else's stuff is a lot easier to get to than mine.

    I should have got a cross cut simply because it fits more pages per canister of waste, the ribbons do not fall and compact nicely like the little chips do.

    There are "dusters" which pull the paper apart into dust-like fuzz instead of cleanly cutting them, those gotta be pretty close to being like burning + stirring, as the letters would be disassembled as well as the words and phrases.

    I am not really looking for a perfect system, just to do an easy and simple way of reducing of the many ways data can leak out.

    [Complaining that shredders are usless because the waitress can get the number is silly, that's like saying you won't patch IIS because someone could always walk by the machine and reboot it with a floppy disk in the drive. Chances are you'll get probes via the web server more often than someone tries to reboot the box while standing there... It's all about risk reduction, do a little bit where the return is best until you reach your ideal risk/work level.]

  146. CIA method of destroying documents by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The discovery channel ran a segment on the CIA and their security practices at Langley. Sensitive documents were flagged and shredded. The shreds were then incernated. Finally there was some kind of mulching process to completely erase any trace of the original.

    So shredding is good, just not good enough.

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  147. One more reason to compost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more reason to compost...take those shredded piles, and dump 'em in your compost pile to let thermophilic bacteria feast away on it. Turn those credit card offers into tomatoes!

    You do practice hugelkultur too, right? I thought so - you can add the shredded paper to the rotting logs.

  148. Why not used old technology? by elcheesmo · · Score: 1

    It would be much cheaper to pay workers from sweat shops to piece it back together. Sure it might take a little bit longer, but for ten grand you can afford to higher a lot of kids for a long time. Or even better, have monkeys to do the job for free : )

  149. Been there, Done that: Here are the Pictures by lperdue · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I led a team of investigative reporters in 1977 who reconstituted a ton of shredded documents and used them to spur on a Congressional investigation into payoffs from wealthy South Korean businessman Tongsun Park who was the main conduit for his country's efforts to buy influence.

    We wrote a book called, The Washington Connection and the resulting scandal was called Koreagate.

    I've scanned the shreds-related photos from "The Washington Connection" for Slashdot users. The link to a thumbnail page of those photos is at: lewisperdue.com/book-covers/washington-conection.s html

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  150. Cubic? by Clipsy · · Score: 1

    $8000 per cubic foot doesn't seem too bad, is it supposed to be square foot?

    1. Re:Cubic? by SithLordOfLanc · · Score: 1

      In the article they state that this would be about 100 pages (or a wastbasket full). One square foot would be about one page.

    2. Re:Cubic? by Clipsy · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok. It's actually not too bad of a price in that case.

  151. Stupid Question? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    This may be a stupid question, but why do you shred junk mail?

    Since I'd generally have to take it out of the envelope to shred it, I've generally just tossed it.

    Just curious.

    1. Re:Stupid Question? by eXtro · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I don't take it out of the envelope. It gets through my cross-shredder fine (well, fine in a mangled way)

    2. Re:Stupid Question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shred junk mail? For some extra security. If you shred the junk mail along with the good stuff, the mixture makes it even harder for the nefarious to pick out items that might be compromising. That said, the Victoria's Secret catalogs are *never* shredded...

  152. Credit where it is due by lperdue · · Score: 1

    I've been teaching my son, William, HTML. The shreds thumbnail page, and all the rest of the lewisperdue.com pages are his. He's 10.

  153. Alternatives or supplements to shredding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About a decade or two ago, the US Navy was installing beefed up garbage disposals on all their ships. Classified documents were fed in, along with sea water. The disposal made a puree out of the documents, diluted the puree even more then spewed it over the side. Impossible to reconstruct. I'm not sure if the ink was water soluble or not. I'm not sure sewage systems could handle that without significant enlarging in most towns and cities though. Home septic tanks (like mine) certainly couldn't.

    In a company I worked for, one person took the shredded documents home and mulched them into his garden. That would be very difficult to reconstruct.

    For the home shredding fan, you could soak down your shredded documents and add it to your compost pile (what, you don't have one? Well, now's the time to start ;-).

  154. Burn by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    then stir the ashes.

  155. Good Card Company by nullard · · Score: 1

    Your credit card company sucks. I've reversed charges at least four times -- over the phone. The fraud happened for the following reasons:

    1) Sombody got a new card of mine w/out me ever seeing it. It could have been from my mail box?

    2) A gas station charged me at two locations miles apart at the same time.

    3) A subscription company failed to cancel my account even after it was requested twice.

    4) An online merchant sent me an inferior product to the one I ordered refused to respond to phone or e-mail inquiries.

    These happened on three different credit cards backed by different companies. All the charges were cancelled with no hassle. In one case, the charge was cancelled instantly. In the others I had to wait for at least one statement to pass.

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  156. Updating the steps needed to destroy data by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Old:
    1.Shred

    New:
    1Shred.
    2.Dissolve in alcohol.
    3.Burn.
    4.Spread the ashes in ocean.

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  157. Well at least it makes for a good business model.. by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    1. Shred Paper
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Sorry.

  158. Emergency by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    I've just discovered that sometime recently my karma has gone from "terrible" to merely "bad." Help in rectifying this situation would be much appreciated.

    Yours,
    BOM

  159. Ummm... Enron? Where's that shredded evidence? by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    I wonder what kinds of goodies we could find in those piles of shredded paper. Evidence implicating all the executives? How about top government officials? That's IF the stuff is still stored as evidence by the authorities.

  160. Get one that has cross shredding by gotr00t · · Score: 1
    When the paper is grinded into very small squares or rectangles, its a lot harder to put together than paper shredders that merely cut it into shreds.

    Better yet, burn them. That's what I do. I make a large file of all sensitive information, and then when its time to get rid of them, I go into the backyard with a large metal barrel, and burn all of it.

    1. Re:Get one that has cross shredding by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I'm planning on cracking this nut when I buy my next house with a fireplace. :)

      I've considered the backyard fire angle.... I figure that my neighbors might not appreciate it.

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  161. corporate scam by dh003i · · Score: 1

    It goes something like this:

    1. Release unsubstantiated statement that for a prohibitive cost, you can recover cross-shredded documents.

    2. Tell people that burning documents -- while also inconvenient -- doesn't always work either.

    3. Hey, wanna buy a nuclear-reactor to destroy your documents?

  162. Re:Do what the US Military Does! Uber-shredders by member57 · · Score: 1

    I have heard of rumors that US Embassys have shredders that will take documents by the pounds and turn them into dust including bound documents such as books, etc.. It will shred as fast as one can shove material into it.

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  163. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU FAIL IT!

  164. I once... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    ...told this guy who was really paranoid something that probably still keeps him up late at night.

    I told him that even if you shred then burn your documents, that THEY have devices that look at the smoke coming out of your fireplace chimney, and can decode the information that is in the smoke patterns. I told him that as the paper burns, the chemicals that make up the ink vs the paper are different, and this difference changes the information matrix encoded in the smoke, and that a detector with sufficient processing power behind it could reconstruct the document data after it was burned.

    Boy, am I an evil fuck...

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    1. Re:I once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes are but that doesn't not mean he is not stupid. I knew someone who just got his master's degree who STILL refuses to except a fan does not actually cool any but promotes evaporation that does cool. But I guess social workers do not need to understand thermodymanics 101. Sad.

  165. Check forging? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Check forging, for one. Someone writes you a check (or you steal someone else's), you add a zero or turn a 3 into an 8 (or a 1 into a 7), cash it and run off with the money.

    Heh. You don't have to do any chemical analysis to prove that, unless they managed to turn the "Sixteen Dollars and 95/100" into "One Hundred Sixty Nine Dollars and 50/100".

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  166. Duh! by HopeUnknown · · Score: 1
    I tried to do this with a teacher's note when I was in 4th grade or so. The ripped up little pieces floated happily around and never flushed.

    Just tie little rocks to them with string! Gosh, why does no one ever think of the simple solutions?

  167. Re: difficulty in removing false charges by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yep! You're exactly right. The big problem nowdays is, there are so many "middle men" (aka. collections agencies) involved in recouping unpaid charges - the whole concept of tracking down the *real* person charging the stuff has become practically pointless.

    The collections people simply know they get a cut if they can force the card-holder to pay up. If, say, 20% of the people they harass are actually fraud victims, so what? It isn't going to earn them any more money if they have to pay their employees for a bunch of time and effort to prove that's the case. It's more cost-effective for them to go after the people in their database, plain and simple - and not to take "not my charge!" as an answer.

    Meanwhile, the original company owed money for the purchase(s) has long since forgotten about the whole situation, since they wrote it off as a loss, and shelled out the money to make it someone else's problem (the collection agency hired to get back whatever they can from a big list of debts owed).

    The way credit is issued and credit reports are handled in the U.S. these days - I honestly can see why some people just say "screw it" and max out their cards, change their phone number, and refuse to make payments.

    It's harder to get by with "no credit" than "bad credit". If your credit report is basically a blank sheet of paper (due to not having any credit cards or buying a car or house on a loan), nobody wants to offer you a thing. But heck, bad credit and bankruptcies are "no problem!" at most car dealerships.

  168. For the TOP SECRET stuff... by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    I also work in a USAF research lab. Powdering shredders are cool, but only permitted for low level stuff.

    I don't even want to THINK what they had to do with the TOP SECRET and Compartmented waste. . .

    Antimatter.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  169. Re-assembly approach like human genome sequencing by thlipsis · · Score: 1
    The first thought that occurred to me as I read the description of this process of shredded paper re-assembly is that it greatly resembles the so-called 'shotgun' approach to DNA sequencing popularized by Venter et al. for use on the human genome project. There, one takes a bunch of copies of the human genomic DNA (the unshredded document(s)), then blows it apart using enzymes to yield an array of overlapping fragments (the shredding). One then sequences all the individual fragments (roughly analogous to scanning all those bits of shredded paper), and has a program match up all the overlapping fragments until the original is re-assembled.

    You may ask why we 'shred' the genome in the first place? This has to do with current technical limitations of the size of a fragment that can be reliably sequenced at one time. It's as if our current 'scanners' only have flatbed areas of 1 square cm, making it necessary to do lots of individual scans of the large genome 'page' before re-assembly.

    See, for example: http://nema.cap.ed.ac.uk/teaching/genomics/Genomic s3.html

  170. An Alternative to Burning (and better!) by shylock0 · · Score: 1
    Burning paper in large amounts, obviously, has some interesting environmental impacts -- not to mention, requires space where you can safely burn the material.

    A much simpler alternative is to pulverize it. First, cross-cut shred. Then, get a cheap blender, or a few cheap blenders (they're like $10-$20 a piece at Wal-Mart or from numerous vendors online). Place cross-cut shreds in blender (cross-cut not really necessary, but helpful because paper is smaller to start with), add some water, and blend. You will have pulp within about twenty seconds.

    You can also use a food processor, although with less satisfactory results, and at a higher price.

    If you are really adventurous, you should be aware that you have just completed the first step towards making your own recycled paper! Congratulations! Now all you need is a wire mesh screen, and you'll be churning out 100% recycled stationary in no time.

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  171. Even better... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
    One word: Fargo.

    They do seem to have trouble shreading human bones though.

    1. Re:Even better... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      I used to work in a plastics processing plant.


      We had grinders that would eat nylon sprues like candy--reducing everything to pieces less than 1/8" in any dimension.


      At a trade show, I saw ones that would gobble up a molded love-seat (think resin lawn furniture) in under 10 seconds. MUNCH!


      They'll never fine Capone.

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      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  172. People are ceaper than technology by JDougR · · Score: 1

    As an intern for a major chemical company during college I specialized in Marketing Research. It was that experience that pushed me into IT. Marketing can teach you many things about the "dark side" you do not want to know. One of these lessons is that the deepest secrets are often intrusted to the lowest-level employees. The main steward, read janitor, at one place was in charge of the shreading. Twice each week she would collect the documents out of the shredding bin and shred them. After they were shredded, she would take them to the dumpster and discard them. One interesting fact though, the "To Shred Bin" is right next to the copier. In a matter of seconds she could keep anything she thought might be valuable,and make copies of anything she could sell twice. The background check her revrealed her husband is in jail for felonly theft. After seven known leaks they kept her on. It was only after several documents were released that the image had the "Shred" stamp on them that a camera was put in place and the leak closed. Sad, but true, people are cheaper. I have bought interns for the price af a few cases of beer. A good hacker can get cooperation for no cost at all. You machinery is important, and your software and firewall are very important, your people are even more important. It is useless to buy a lock for the barn, if you give the key to a dolt! Good luck!

  173. Mod Parent Insightful by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    --To get around shredded-paper reconstruction, follow what Sarah Connor and the Terminator did in T2: BURN THEM.

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    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  174. I published these techniques four years ago by Kragen+Sitaker · · Score: 1

    See "deshredding", posted on kragen-tol on 1999-06-01. It describes the primary heuristic mentioned in the article --- edge intersections and textual redundancy, for example --- and some others not presently in use, such as scanning both sides of each scrap. It also anticipated the likely achievable results --- blocks of text rather than full documents.

    However, it did not suggest using the shapes of pieces of paper to piece them together, because I was writing about shredded documents, not torn ones. Also, the countermeasures I suggested --- feeding paper to the shredder accurately, using uniform fonts, single-sided printing, whitespace between paragraphs, and adding printed random text --- differ from the countermeasures suggested in the article --- using large fonts and feeding your paper into strip shredders sideways.

    Of course, what I published was a direction for research, not a usable system of algorithms. Still, it's nice to know I had good foresight.

  175. Re:Christ on a crutch by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should consider getting a life? I know, it's a lot of work. But in the end, you'll have more fun.