Greetings, Brothers. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is
Emmanuel Goldstien, and I, like yourselves, am I competent and
relinquished programmer. However, my friends, it was not until
a year ago until I realised that there was more to life than
punching ASCII characters into the text editor of your choice.
I had discovered Jesus.
Now, let me provide a little background information about myself.
I was once a devout Satanist and
Communist. . I personally hated
Our Lord more than anything on earth. My love for
Big Brother used to exceed
that of my own mother! In a nutshell, I was a God-hating Homosexualist
Socialist Propagandist, valuing nothing but the satisfaction of the
State and my own Sinful ways.
Then, I was struck by a light. At the time, I didn't know what
hit me
-- all I knew was that I suddenly had found profound meaning in life.
And from that moment on, I decided to devote myself to our Lord Jesus
Christ. Now, I encourage you (that is if you want to go to heaven) to,
right now, get up out of your chair, rip out your computer, throw it
off of a cliff, and proclaim, "I love The Lord!". You will undoubtedly
feel like a new person, and you will have no use for the mindless
entering of text into godless machines.
Thank you for you consideration, and God Bless.
Look boy, this is the interweb, created by red blooded baseball loving Americans. Keep your commie crap out of here. Millions fought for your freedoms and you are nullifying all they did for you with your idiotic communist banter.
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Dude.. Apache is the most frequently used webserving software, moron.
Hackers? Wow, you certainly have a loose definition of the word. So some guy with film editing software who cuts up a movie is a hacker? hmm...
ROFLMAO Mod parent up!
Break Debian by upgrading kernel? What the fuck are you talking about you fucking moron?
Shiznit dingos!
And to all my dead troll homies
drizzle a bit of oil on them... They turn out like fat-free french fries Ermm... yeah, real fat free.
Fabulouth! Thith one goeth out to Thtrike!!1
Schweeeet. Hot grits down my pants just weren't enough. Now I can watch a tv series. Yay!
Greetings, Brothers. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Emmanuel Goldstien, and I, like yourselves, am I competent and relinquished programmer. However, my friends, it was not until a year ago until I realised that there was more to life than punching ASCII characters into the text editor of your choice. I had discovered Jesus. Now, let me provide a little background information about myself. I was once a devout Satanist and Communist. . I personally hated Our Lord more than anything on earth. My love for Big Brother used to exceed that of my own mother! In a nutshell, I was a God-hating Homosexualist Socialist Propagandist, valuing nothing but the satisfaction of the State and my own Sinful ways. Then, I was struck by a light. At the time, I didn't know what hit me -- all I knew was that I suddenly had found profound meaning in life. And from that moment on, I decided to devote myself to our Lord Jesus Christ. Now, I encourage you (that is if you want to go to heaven) to, right now, get up out of your chair, rip out your computer, throw it off of a cliff, and proclaim, "I love The Lord!". You will undoubtedly feel like a new person, and you will have no use for the mindless entering of text into godless machines. Thank you for you consideration, and God Bless.
Look boy, this is the interweb, created by red blooded baseball loving Americans. Keep your commie crap out of here. Millions fought for your freedoms and you are nullifying all they did for you with your idiotic communist banter.
That is SUCH a cute sig.
Here is to my dead troll homies, and tastyburrito.
Actually, it sounds like a great way to use those spare gigs on the hd. Hmm. Better than tentacle sex hentai mpegs?