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  1. AWESOME! on Doom 3 Announced for Mac · · Score: 4, Funny

    The number of good games on the Mac just doubled!

    *I own a Powerbook, I'm allowed to love and hate it*

  2. Condoms! on Coating Promises Scratch-Proof CDs, DVDs, LCDs · · Score: 1
    They need to make a special condom out of this. For when you REALLY don't know where she's been.

    *grabs liquid tup of special material*

    *dips penis*

    "All ready, baby!"

  3. Re:I WANT IN.. but the bluetooth!?! on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: 1

    Gutentag!

    [ That's all the German I know, and you can thank the game Castle Wolfenstein for that one word :) ]

    Problem is the cost is $100's USD more, and a lot of the networks use their own frequencies etc. Verizon is not even GSM, but something called CDMA I think. One provider called Sprint is "PCS" and a few others are GSM but don't all use the same frequesncies. The market here is a mess, much like the rest of this country, where in Yurope :) you all have good GSM everywhere.

  4. Re:I WANT IN.. but the bluetooth!?! on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: 1
    I just bought a 2005 Lexus RX 330 :)

    The 7 inch screen has DVD Nav and telephone functions, and the telephone uses bluetooth.

    So, all I do is get in the car, phone in pocket with no need to do anything else... and all calls can now be answered with the car's tough screen, and played over the cars speakerphone and use the VERY high quality noise cancelling mic. When a call comes in, both the music playing and GPS NAV announcments gently fade away to let me hear the ring. If I talk, it loweres the radio to a whisper and the NAV uses larger, non-sounding turn indicators. When the call ends the Radio and NAV sounds gently go back to the previous volume setting. When I leave the car, I need to do nothing and the calls go back to my phone as normal. All automatic.

    While I really like sthe car, I was still undecided util I saw this in the store demoed to me, and I then sat down to sign papers within 5 minutes and bought the car. Completely awesome. Since I am self employed and live and die by my phone to sell my own tech services, using 3000 minutes a month and over 30 phone calls a day just for biz, this bluetooth phone thing made me drool.

  5. Re:I WANT IN.. but the bluetooth!?! on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: 1
    but hey they didn't ask me

    lol thanks for the laugh and the inside scopp. I appreciate it :)

  6. Re:Here's what i want... on New Apple iPod with Photo Capabilities · · Score: 1

    Didn't mean to call you an idiot, sorry, yesterday was a bitch of a day for me and I was trolling all my posts :(

    You're right, but the problem is that the software is so awesome, so usable, that porting it to Windowz is giving away the family jewels of the House of Apple. I wish too that iApps etc could be of Windoze but it will never happen IMO (the only Windoze box in my life is a Tablet PC that I love... god if Apple made a tablet I'd give a kidney for it) iTunes was a shock and a pleasant app for get for Windoze, but I would bet $ that that is the end of the porting of Mac apps.

    iTunes 4.7 can organize photos and have real sync with autoupdate, so that should be more than enough for Windoze users. The only way to get everything else is to get OSX.

    Or, uh... the PearPC emulator :)

  7. I WANT IN.. but the bluetooth!?! on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How is Cingular regarding bluetooth? AT&T? Do they pull a Sprint-Bitch(TM) or Verizon-Bitch(TM) and purposely cripple bluetooth? As a GSM network, I'm hoping they leave their phones' bluetooth virgin and pure so I can sync, use in new bluetooth enabled car, etc.

    The merger could mean I will, in New York City, be saturated with reception goodness. Each company on it's own was "ok to good" but overlap the two and Verizon IMO is shaking like the bluetooth criplin' bitch it is.

    *hopes and prays*

  8. Re:Here's what i want... on New Apple iPod with Photo Capabilities · · Score: 1
    iCal and Address Book for Windows

    Ohh yeah! And, uh, Mach and BSD kernel stuff for windows! And also, ummm, Finder! And Aqua!

    Seriously, stop being an idiot. Want the sw and the reliability, do what it takes to get $999 and grab yourself an entry level iBook.

  9. Re:Study? on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Launch · · Score: 1
    Man my GPA is screwed.

    That's probrably the ONLY thing of yours getting screwed.

  10. Re:Sprint Treo has crippled bluetooth on The Official Launch of the Treo 650 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just posted about what's missing in the 650, but come early next year (I'll wait for hardware revision B... always do) I will pick one up regardless of the extreme pricing. But I will be leaving sprint for one reason: the crippled bluetooth, and choosing FIRST on a privider who does NOT cripple bluetooth. I'm guessing that means no Sprint and no Verizon here in NY.

    Any experiecnes with bluetooth with prividers that was good or bad anyone?

    P.S. Offtopic: that ashlee simpson SNL thing was too funny. What a dumb bitch.

  11. What is still wrong. on The Official Launch of the Treo 650 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have to say I think for $550+ the Treo 650 is way overpriced. As a Palm fanboy, I feel sick with mistreatment. For that price, it is currently missing:

    - 128 mb ram (at least!)
    - voice recorder
    - 802.11b

    IMO... disgusting at that price. I have and love and setup TONS of Treo 600's, but seriosuly the price is nuts without the above. And to nitpick, IMO the Treo 650 should also have:

    - not just bluetooth, but Class 1 (or is it class A) bluetooth with 100m range
    - all 128 mb as non-volotile
    - voice recorder to record the phone calls too
    - easy setup to use device as a laptop modem for windows/mac with open spec to let Linux dudes knock up their own sw
    - Camera Flash (even the lame ultra-bright led's actually can save the day with a photo in a very dark room, much better than nothing)
    - Software to have web access auto-switch from carrier service to 802.11 when 802.11 becomes availbe, and back again when wifi disappears. Latest Pocket PC devices to this automatically.

    Oh, and to REALLY bitch, but to make this thing perfect, add:

    - Blackberry e-mail client

  12. My fav... on Greatest Equations Ever · · Score: 1
    BitTorrent Link = Free TV + Software - adverts - activation

    *ducks*

  13. HE IS GREAT FOR MANY REASONS... on Spitzer Takes On Record Industry Payola · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I live in New York City, and that Spitzer guy is ALWYAS in the news taking down scams, fraud, etc, on a MAJOR scale. He must never sleep, because I always (without caring or looking specifically for it) see his name in the news papers crackin' down on something big that affects the little guy. He's the only local person in power I've ever respected in my life. And now this? Seriously a man who works for the people. There are a few in the system, and he's one.

  14. OFF TOPIC! on MP3 Going the Way of the 8-Track? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I, for one, welcome our new hard-drive-monitoring overlords.

    This is NOT about Google Desktop.

  15. Re:ad blockers on Online Gaming Ad Network Launches · · Score: 5, Funny
    Great, now our video card drivers will have to have ad blocking code in them to filter out the lame ads.

    Buy a Mac. No games = no ads.

    *ducks*

    I KEED! I own a powerbook! Forgive me.

  16. BRILLIANT!!! HERE'S WHY, NO JOKES... on Firefox Seeks Full Page Ad in New York Times · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The press they will get from all the media outlets reporting about this will be far greater than the few million people who will read the ad. Go Firefox!

  17. I HAVE MY OWN RESTRICTIONS... on Spyware/Adware Prevention In Large Deployments? · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I have an even more strick "Software Restriction" policy than what Microsoft provides.

    Disallow any software that doesn't run on my Powerbook. :)

  18. Re:Can't they just... on RIAA, MPAA Ask High Court To Review P2P Decision · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can't they just slip the P2P ban into Patriot Act II? It'd be much easier for me; I could concentrate my hatred in one place.

    Better yet, slip it into Patriot Act II, and put all of THAT into a Microsoft Longhorn EULA.

  19. 60 gigs of photo's in a slick little iPod? on Rumors of Next Generation of Ipods · · Score: 1
    instant Pussy On Demand?

  20. Re:How do I on Ask Unix Co-Creator Rob Pike · · Score: 1
    How do I get to my C:\ drive on a Unix box?

    VMWare!

  21. ME TOO! on Space Tourism is Off and Running · · Score: 1
    She said I could too! Isn't she a swell gal?

  22. Re:WTF!!?!! on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1
    Every NASA launch, even today, still costs (and this is the official, exact amount) a gafillion jabillion dollars, USD. $20 million is dirt cheap. NASA would have spent $20 million on a research paper explaining why it would not be possible to do it. Oh, and I meant "today" in a general sence, since all NASA launches are still on hold.

    Trust me, people at NASA are shitting their pants. Rightly so. NASA circa 60's & 70's have my upmost respect and admiration. After that, gone to shit.

    HOORAY SCALED COMPOSITES! AWESOME JOB WELL DONE. *Sp@ce w0ot!*

  23. SOME SOME SENCE PLEASE! on IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record · · Score: 1
    How many WAV-to-MP3/second is this?

  24. BASTARDS! on World's Deepest Cave Explored Further · · Score: 4, Funny
    World's Deepest Cave Explored Further

    She's my ex-girlfriend, and I still hate her, but DAMN I never expected to hear about her private parts on Slashdot.

  25. BITTORRENT LINK RIGHT HERE!!! REAL! on LoTR RoTK Extended Edition Specs Released · · Score: 1

    Just kidding :)

    Go out and buy it you sneaky bastards!