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  1. 5th gen: ??? on Inside the iPod, Past and Present · · Score: 1

    5th gen: No screen, no buttons, no USB. Just one pre-loaded song, that same Black Eyed Peas shit from the commercials, playing over and over again. $19.95

  2. Re:Woohoo... on US Air Force Building Space Router · · Score: 1
    What did you think the space elevator was for?

  3. Re:four digits? on USPTO Released List of Top 10 Patent Receivers · · Score: 1
    I don't understand how one corporation can have 3,248 original ideas.

    I think about sex once every 7 seconds. Maybe they are all pr0n patents?

  4. Re:One Key Word on Gmail Messages Are Vulnerable To Interception · · Score: 1

    I use Google on my Powerbook. I love myself.

  5. I call bullshit. on Opera Offers Free Licenses For Educational Use · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Software isn't free unless you have specific rights over the source code to basically do what you want with the code.

    BULLSHIT!

    I love open source, use it, enjoy it, support it (take time out of busy day to report firefox bugs, and donated money) and I cheer RMS on and on....

    But your little quote is bullshit. I think what they are doing is great. Free = don't pay $ so yes, it IS free.

    If Mercedes gave you a car for free, but said "don't open the engine hood at all, otherwise drive the car as much as you want" would you turn the car down and say the car isn't free?

    Free software does NOT have to come with enough rights that you can do what you want with the code. Is that ideal? Yes. Is that a better thing? Yes. But don't bash companies for giving things away for free like this, that's crazy.

    You probrably also think IBM allowing open source programmers use 500+ patents is a bad thing, since it's less than %1 of their patent portfolio. WTF?!?! It's a start, and a great one, and when MS wants to patent FAT to lock everyone out, the IBM move is nothing short of fantastic.

    Don't take pictures of RMS playing his flute in front of a butterfly picture too literal. The world does not work that way. There are levels of free, levels of good or bad, not everything is black and white. I see the move Opera is making as nothing short of fantastic.

  6. Re:organic on Samsung Shows Off 21" OLED Display · · Score: 1

    No. It feeds you!

  7. Re:Worry not.... on Building the AACS Next-Gen Copy Protection Scheme · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and he came up with it while taking breaks from Duke Nukem Forever Alpha v0.93! That man is a god.

  8. Re:Quoth TFA on One Year on Mars · · Score: 0, Troll

    They put two rovers on Mars. You didn't. They can welcome the rovers to whatever the fuck they want!

  9. Re:Try not to still be a virgin. on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 1
    That gives all of us Slashdot readers about 25 years to lose our virginity, it might be tight.

    I sure hope she is!

  10. Re:FAKE NEWS! YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID! on Asteroid Flies Under the Radar, Literally · · Score: 1

    Welcome to slashdot. w0o0ot!

  11. Re:FAKE NEWS! YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID! on Asteroid Flies Under the Radar, Literally · · Score: 1

    I was burning some Karma to make fun of this nut case. Get ready to laugh this nutjob thinks he's serious.

    http://timecube.com/

  12. FAKE NEWS! YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID! on Asteroid Flies Under the Radar, Literally · · Score: 0, Troll

    THIS NEWS IS FAKE. You are wrong and deceived. 4 sided earth can not be destroyed. Cubism protects life and good and not you and your non-cube beliefs. You will be doomed as 4-sided time-cube life lives on good. Ignorant dumb educated by non-cubic time.

  13. The official rule. on Linux Desktop Migration Cookbook from IBM · · Score: 1
    Rule 1 for the Linux Desktop Migration Cookbook is... don't talk about the Linux Desktop Migration Cookbook.

  14. Re:In 100 years... on Illegal File Trading Draws Two P2P Raids In Europe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In 100 years, when people read about these events in history books

    In 100 years, who says you will be allowed access those history books?

  15. Re:Years away on New Advances Bring Fusion Closer to Reality · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Nuclear Fusion has always been 15 years away, and always will be"

    I think you mis-spelled "Duke Nukem Forever".

  16. Re:Ah-ha! on Network Scheduling to Mess with Tivo · · Score: 5, Funny

    SHHHH! Ex-nay on the orrent-Tay!

  17. Best and worst games? on Buy a Piece of Acclaim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What was your favorite Acclaim game? And what game IYO helped them reach bankruptsy? I sure know those South Park games sucked.

  18. Yeah! on HIV Vaccine · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hooray!

    *throws away condoms and calls your mom.*

  19. Re:Does it come with... on Open Source Multimedia Center For Windows · · Score: 1

    No'

  20. Re:Treat Spam like drugs on Ohio Law Could Send Spammers To Jail · · Score: 1
    We send drug dealers and drug buyers to jail, we should treat spam the same way.

    Great, becuase the USA(TM) really is drug free! Horray War on Drugs(TM)!

    *puffs joint while waiting for HL2 to load up*

  21. Re:Walking is nice and all.... on Paralyzed Woman Walks Again · · Score: 1
    But can they use stem cells to make my wife put out again?

    You mis-spelled "Eric_Cartman_South_P" when you wrote "stem cells".

    And the answer is "yes". An emphatic "YES".

  22. Re:That's easy. on Math Whiz Breaks Calculation Record · · Score: 1
    Just memorize the 13th root of every 100-digit number in existence . Sheesh.

    Thanks for mentioning that, imagine the time I would have wasted had I tried to memorize all the 100-digit numbers that DONT'T exist. Thank you!

  23. Re:I was right! on Color Laser Printers Tracking Everything You Print · · Score: 1

    Yes, but he's using YOUR printer!

  24. GREAT! on Fox Starts TV Production For Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    I hope they make these work on really tiny phones. Then you could shove it up your ass until it hits the roof of your mouth. That's an accurante depiction of what it's like to watch Fox News.

  25. How can we prove this? on Google Index Doubles · · Score: 1

    How can anyone prove this?

    Is there any way to spider their spider, to prove thay have that many pages on an index?