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Telemarketers Sue Over "Do Not Call" List

Joey Patterson writes "CNN reports that 'Telemarketers expanded their legal challenge to the government's do-not-call list, suing a second federal agency over the call-blocking service for consumers that the industry says will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs.'"

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  1. repeat after me by Neophytus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The list works. What a shame

    1. Re:repeat after me by LooseChanj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except for the fact it doesn't. Just about the only person *not* exempted from calling people on the list is Homer and his auto-dialer.

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    2. Re:repeat after me by capt.Hij · · Score: 3, Informative

      Caller ID works as welL. The thing that I find amazing is that with caller ID the industry still seems to thrive. The article stated that a significant portion of your telemarketing calls will be eliminated if you sign up for the do not call list. Since we got call waiting ALL of it has been eliminated!

    3. Re:repeat after me by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Caller ID works as well.

      The question then becomes *why* we should have to pay a service fee and do manual filtering to avoid being harassed in our own homes.

      Heck, I can't figure out *why* we have to pay extra to have an unlisted number.

    4. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Caller ID works as welL. The thing that I find amazing is that with caller ID the industry still seems to thrive.

      Because telemarkerters either don't provide caller ID information, or they LIE with what they do provide.

    5. Re:repeat after me by iceT · · Score: 4, Funny

      No matter what you say, *someone* will disagree.

      No they won't.

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    6. Re:repeat after me by Scorpion265 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost like spammers hiding their true domain name. God I love the advertising business. Granted I do agree that alot of people will not have jobs, and that sucks, but hey you pay the price for being annoying during my friggin dinner.

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    7. Re:repeat after me by huntz0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To offset the revenue the telco loses from not being able to sell it...

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    8. Re:repeat after me by mal3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. Been in a car accident lately? I was and for the next two days I was called by no fewer than 10 lawyers, body shops, and chiropractors. The list will stop all those calls.

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    9. Re:repeat after me by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      no it doesn't.

      Telemarkets don't show up as "ATTENTION, TELEMARKETER" or "TELEMARKETING INC." or some other dead give away.

      Frequently they show up as UNAVAILABLE just like 90% of valid businesses. My mother works for a small Funeral Home. They don't show up as "JOE'S FUNERAL HOME" they show up "UNAVAILABLE".

      Should I ignore valid business to block telemarketers? No.

      If anything, force Telemarketers to show their ID to the box and pay for me having to use it to block them.

    10. Re:repeat after me by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Caller ID works as welL.

      No, it doesn't. Caller ID does not stop the assholes who call and play prerecorded messages into my answering machine, making me waste time trying to find any real messages, nor does it prevent the phone from ringing. And I'll point out that those assholes who play the messages NEVER identify themselves as required by law -- they are required to tell me who they are and that they are selling something within the first 30 seconds, and they don't. Unfortunately, because the phone company has sold them service which deliberately shows up as "unavailable" on the caller ID, I can't sic the Attorney General on them.

      Telemarketers have no first amendment right to harass me in my own home, period.

      Since we got call waiting ALL of it has been eliminated!

      Call waiting has nothing to do with stopping telemarketing.

    11. Re:repeat after me by leifm · · Score: 1

      My phone says unknown caller. I don't know if what it says is phone based or provider, I have Bellsouth. Anyway a lot of legit calls come up as unknown for me, things like credit cards I am late or overlimit on. I figure they do that so I can't avoid them forever because I see caller id saying citibank.

      The other thing about this list I don get is the charity exemption. Those are about the only calls we get, and most of them are questionable charites. And what's to stop telemarketers from donating like 1% of a sale to charity, and thus making the sales call a charity call as well?

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    12. Re:repeat after me by kfg · · Score: 1

      I fooled them all. I simply stopped paying.

      Problem solved.

      KFG

    13. Re:repeat after me by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      No, what's REALLY underhanded is the politicians giving themselves a loophole. I can understand charities. They usually have little to no money, and so cannot afford the $11,000 smackdown per offense. But politicians shouldn't get the right to free harassment.

    14. Re:repeat after me by Scorpion265 · · Score: 1

      I full heartedly agree, but the politicians are the ones who make the bills, so of COURSE they are going to favor them in one way or another. I wish I could think of some off hand as an example, anyone who can gets a cookie.

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    15. Re:repeat after me by Robber+Baron · · Score: 0, Redundant
      "No matter what you say, *someone* will disagree."

      No they won't.
      Yes they will.
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    16. Re:repeat after me by diersing · · Score: 1

      Agreed. As well, the charities are starting to get aggresive. At least with that female inmate calling to lower my AT&T rates, they accept getting hung up on. I have a charity (the freaking FOP to boot) call back 'well sir, sorry about that, we must have gotten disconnected'. I feared the same routine if I didn't sit there and listen to his sad story about police officers and .... OK, I didn't listen, but I did have to go back and hang the phone back up when it started its never-ending-diconnected-beeping!

    17. Re:repeat after me by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most telemarketing calls show "No Data". Unfortunatly, so do many legit calls. Caller ID is nice but not a solution to this problem.

      I actually have a low-end office-style phone system at home. I just setup auto-attendant, and callers have to press "5" to get to me (the message tells them so.)

      I get ZERO telemarketing calls now. None. No political calls, no charity, nothing. Before I put that system in, it was getting to 5 or so a day (usually around dinner time.) Family and friends thought it was strange, but after I tell them what it does and how it works, they all want one.

    18. Re:repeat after me by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The thing that pisses me off is the fact that the TMs will spoof your caller ID.

      I'll see State of Oregon on my caller ID with a 503 or 541 prefix, pick up and it'll be a fucking tellemarketer.

      I have the opt in if you are a sollicitor don't call here message on my phone and they still spoof me.

      I don't give a damn if people will be out of a job because of the list.

    19. Re:repeat after me by bmj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heck, I can't figure out *why* we have to pay extra to have an unlisted number.

      Ya know, that's a good point. Doesn't it make more sense to pay to get your listed? Not listing your number saves ink and paper, right?

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    20. Re:repeat after me by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      Not always, the caller ID displays Unavailiable, No data, or some other message for most if not all telemarketers come up and for some if not most cell phone calls, heck, even some calls from another area has displayed that message. Thus, you won't know if it's a tele-marketer or if it's a family member calling from a cell phone half of the time until you pick up the phone.

    21. Re:repeat after me by nolife · · Score: 1

      I also have to pay a $2 monthly fee to NOT list my name and number in the phone book. Yes, I have to pay for this lack of service to subsidize the phone companies white/yellow page business because I choose to be delisted. I've been doing this everytime I move and it cuts my junk calls to about 2/month. But... I have to pay for it.

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    22. Re:repeat after me by Laplace · · Score: 1

      Answering machines, combined with caller ID, are nice for screening calls.

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    23. Re:repeat after me by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      An easy partial solution is to just put your name under a different name. If you put your name unter CmdrTaco but your name is really huntz0r, anyone calling for CmdrTaco can instantly be hung up on because you know where they got your name.

    24. Re:repeat after me by Laplace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my youth I made the mistake of giving to a fireman charity. Dear god I regretted that. The scum sucking "charity causes" wouldn't leave me alone until I moved. They are 100 times worse than commercial salesmen.

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    25. Re:repeat after me by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      No, it says either caller unknown, out of area, or private. You'll never get "Bob's Telemarketing, Inc." and a phone number on your caller ID. Never. Like spammers, they hide, because deep down inside they know they're sacks of shit.

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    26. Re:repeat after me by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      The big problem with callerID is that the info is NOT CONTROLLED BY YOUR TELCO.

      The information is added and changed by the phone switch the company owns (this is for bigger ones) and more often than, not filled out.

      There was a really good article in 2600 that showed how to use those pbx switches to spoof caller info for social engineering.

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    27. Re:repeat after me by daBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Simple method, works for me:

      On caller ID, most telemarketers (and some businesses) show up as "out of area". Don't answer those, let 'em go to Answering machine / voicemail. If they leave a message (and you care), answer, if not, don't.

      Remember, the phone is a convenience. It's there for your convienence, not necessarily for the other person's needs.

      As a friend of mine's father said (about why he wasn't happy they were getting a phone) - "People call when it's convenient for them".

      Of course, having worked telephone support for a software company, I can sit there and watch the phone ring, and not feel any need to answer it. But I'm just weird like that.

      Alternately, you can listen to the entire telemarketer's proposal, act interested, and when they ask to transfer you to the "business manager" to complete the sale, say you're not interested, and hang up. It's rather rude to the telemarketer, but think of how many people you saved having to listen to their spiel...

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    28. Re:repeat after me by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Heck, I can't figure out *why* we have to pay extra to have an unlisted number. "

      Hmm...I wonder if this puts the phone companies in a position where they are essentially blackmailing domestic abuse survivors by charging a fee to keep them unlisted (and somewhat hidden) from their assailants.

    29. Re:repeat after me by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Actually many juristictions have laws about war-dialing.

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    30. Re:repeat after me by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Nah, they are just fucking annoying. They also don't work well for screening in a house larger than a one-bedroom apartment.

      I don't call anybody that screens all their calls with an answering machine. I really don't like being forced to wait for some long-assed message, and start to leave a message just to get a hold of someone.

      Just get a REAL phone system that requires you to "press 5 to speak with blah" and transfers the call if they do. Zero telemarketing calls and it's not annoying as all fuck for the caller (they don't even have to wait for the full "press 5" message to play for it to work.)

    31. Re:repeat after me by dknj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No one called after my last accident except for the company of the truck that hit me offering to service our a/c unit at a discount(it was the same company that installed our a/c unit 10+ years ago)

      -dk

    32. Re:repeat after me by shokk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, it's so easy to have to adjust your life to being a series of aliases just to accomodate some slimy telemarketers. Next, I'll make up a name for the newspaper boy in case I need to stiff him on payment for a few weeks. Then I'll make up a name for my gas card company...never know when they might call. Oh, and don't forget the neighbors...might not want to talk to them sometimes.

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    33. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm agnostic and I screen my calls with a low-tech, ten-year-old answering machine, but I've always wanted to answer the phone, let a telemarketer get into his spiel, and then try to bring them to the Lord.

      "Why, yes, I am interested in Acme Widgets, and I'd really like to hear more about them, but before we talk about that, let's talk about your soul. Do you know Jesus as your personal Savior?

    34. Re:repeat after me by jonadab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Heck, I can't figure out *why* we have to pay extra to have
      > an unlisted number.

      You do? I don't.

      I've got an _unpublished_ number, and the rates are the same as
      for a regular number. Of course, I told them flat out I wasn't
      connecting a voice phone to the line, just a modem. (This is
      true. I've connected a voice phone a couple of times to test
      new jacks for dialtone, but that's it.) I don't know whether
      that has any impact on the rate, but I don't see why it would.

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    35. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa Madigan, the Attorney General for the state of Illinois. During the last election I was left three ten minute messages on my answering machine by her campaign. This in spite of the fact that I use a Telezapper.

      Chocolate Chip if you please. :)

    36. Re:repeat after me by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Caller ID works as welL.

      It does?

      I just had my caller ID shut off because it's so easy to get around. Got a cell phone? No caller ID data.

      Most of the larger companies doing telemarketing know how to skirt caller ID, I've found. It's pretty much worthless.

    37. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd settle for knowing *why* I still have to pay extra for having a touchtone phone. WTF!?!

    38. Re:repeat after me by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just jerk the god damn phone off the wall. Worked for me. Sure I don't have a phone anymore, but I don't get fucked with during dinner or sex.

      Karma bonus for those that can figure out when this call was.

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    39. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For one thing, it never was "caller" ID, except in the case of cell phones. It's "originating phone" ID.

      I opted out of caller ID because I was angry that it was done on an opt-out basis in my state rather than an opt-in basis. I block my ID when I call out of my home number.

    40. Re:repeat after me by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Money well spent. Plus, I get to demand of the a-hole calling "HOW DID YOU GET THIS UNLISTED NUMBER?", especially if they also know my name.

      Then I demand they put me on *their* don't-call list.

      Yes, I have heard the whine that "It's just their job". Piss on that, let `em do something more honorable, like crack dealer, hooker or lawyer...

    41. Re:repeat after me by micromoog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's see, this is Slashdot . . . so it must have been during dinner.

    42. Re:repeat after me by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      True, but how many election calls do you really get? I've got 2 in my entire life.

    43. Re:repeat after me by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      That's good. I'll have to remember that one.

    44. Re:repeat after me by tstiehm · · Score: 1

      For the same reason wealthy and famous people need to hire body guards.

    45. Re:repeat after me by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      My mother works for a small Funeral Home. They don't show up as "JOE'S FUNERAL HOME" they show up "UNAVAILABLE".

      Your mother works for Joe's Funeral Home?

    46. Re:repeat after me by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're kidding, right? Add up how many people will pay to be unlisted if listed otherwise and how many people will pay for being listed if unlisted otherwise. Yeah, the phone company's bean counters aren't stupid.

    47. Re:repeat after me by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      yes they will

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    48. Re:repeat after me by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      While on the topic.. Why do we STILL have to pay extra for touch tone service?

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    49. Re:repeat after me by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Who ever said you had to adjust your life to a series of aliases? If your name is unlisted, nobody can find your real name/number. If it's under a different name, nobody can find your real name/number. The only difference is that you save $2 a month and you get an easy way to know when to hang up. You can still give out your number to whoever you wish.

    50. Re:repeat after me by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative
      Poster wrote:
      I also have to pay a $2 monthly fee to NOT list my name and number in the phone book.
      So drop your home phone line and just use your cell. (the morons up here are trying to get cell customers to pay an extra 4-5 bucks a month for the "privilege" of being listed in the white pages - fuck 'em in the heart. Telephone spam is still spam)
    51. Re:repeat after me by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Interesting point.

      I could counter that by saying that nobody needs a phone.

      Then you could counter by saying that phones are a necessity in our modern world.

      Then we'd verbally abuse each other for awhile until someone invokes Godwin's Law.

      That was easy. I just saved myself about three or four posts :) I should do this more often.

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    52. Re:repeat after me by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me:

      Hunt them down, hunt them all down...

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    53. Re:repeat after me by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't get fucked with during [...] sex.

      Er, I think you may be doing something wrong then...

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    54. Re:repeat after me by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny
      My home phone has been listed for the last 8 years under a sci-fi pseudonym

      my local telco doesn't charges for unlisted, but strangely, doesn't care what listing I have it under.

      whenever I get a call for Mr. 'Dorsey', I know it's time for a round of, "fuck with the caller until it's boring."

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    55. Re:repeat after me by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The question then becomes *why* we should have to pay a service fee and do manual filtering to avoid being harassed in our own homes.

      Come on now, aren't you blowing this a little out of proportion? If someone that you don't want to talk to calls you, hang up the telephone.

      What's next "do not knock" lists for Jehova witnesses and Girl Scouts.

      LK

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    56. Re:repeat after me by dorsey · · Score: 5, Funny

      whenever I get a call for Mr. 'Dorsey', I know it's time for a round of, "fuck with the caller until it's boring."

      Unfortunatly, that doesn't work so well for me...

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    57. Re:repeat after me by gozar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While on the topic.. Why do we STILL have to pay extra for touch tone service?
      Actually, in my area (Alltel, NW Ohio), you could tell them you didn't want touch tone service. Their equipment no longer supported pulse dialing though, so you would still get touch tone. I don't know if this is still true though.
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    58. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think its a fine idea.

      Anyone who ignores the "No Soliciting" sign on my porch should be flogged by the local authorities in front of a crowd who is permitted to throw rotten produce at them, IMHO, but I'd settle for the right to personally smack them upside the head with a clue-by-four.

      Just like my phone, I do not pay the monthly fee for my rent in order to provide a marketing opportunity for every moron who can't find a job _producing_ something. Whether its a phonecall or a knock on the door to sell me fucking cookies, it is an intrusion on my privacy. I've stopped putting pants on to answer it for strangers. Maybe I'll start taking my underwear off when I answer the door. Guess I'll have to settle for the current solution "I am armed and in fear for my life. Go away now. I am calling the police."

      Feh.

    59. Re:repeat after me by apg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just about the only person *not* exempted from calling people on the list is Homer and his auto-dialer.

      Not true. Almost all of the exceptions, such as the one for telecom companies, were removed shortly before it was enacted. The only exceptions left in are for political donation solicitors (gee, big surprise that politicians would keep that in), charities, phone surveyors not soliciting for goods or services, and "companies with which you have an existing business relationship."

      Of course, that last exemption is the one that's going to be abused. However, any entity at all is subject to the $11,000 max fine if they call after you tell them you don't wish to be called.

    60. Re:repeat after me by AndrewNelson · · Score: 1

      Oh, how I wish I still had modpoints :)

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    61. Re:repeat after me by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Will too.

    62. Re:repeat after me by Psyx · · Score: 1

      Yea, you get 34+ telemarketing calls per day on average with a sleeping baby and see how well CallerID works. And even after it rings, it only works when people don't care if you know who's calling. And DNC doesn't work? I've gone from 34+ soliciations per day to 2 calls in 7 months. That's 1 call for every 3,500 I used to get. Finally, how how does call waiting stop telemarketers?

    63. Re:repeat after me by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Phone Call Rejection also works.

      Except for long distance telemarketers working for ATT.

      One improvement I would like to make, would be to hear the sound of a large object hitting the iris of a SG-1's Stargate whenever a phone call was rejected.

    64. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could change your phone number once a year, the day after the phone books are printed. I find periodically changing my email adress works quite well to avoid spam. You'd just have to tell all the important people in your life your new phone number every year. You could make it a Christmas tradition or something.

      It sounds silly, but honestly, I think this system will never be fixed. If you want to avoid telemarketers and the likes, you have to take it into your own hands.

    65. Re:repeat after me by ufoo · · Score: 1

      No need to just "make them up" Steal them from soldiers!

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    66. Re:repeat after me by as+I+see+it · · Score: 1

      Actually, it won't work on every telemarketer. Political organisations and charities are still allowed to call you. And if a company has a prior business relationship with you, they can call you up to 18 months after their last contact. For instance, if you are a Verizon customer you will still get telemarketing calls from them offering you DSL or whatever. If you don't want these calls, you will have to ask them to put you on the companys' do not call list. On a slightly different note, I would have thought telemarketing companies would be pleased to know that their time and money isn't being wasted on leads which are never going to pan out. The people who sign up for the do not call list are the people who were never going to buy anything anyway. If you're still interested in aluminum siding for your 8th floor rented apartment, you won't sign up for the list, and telemarketers can still predate you. Simple as that.

    67. Re:repeat after me by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 1

      You don't need to have a phone.

    68. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      anyone calling for CmdrTaco can instantly be hung up on because you know where they got your name.

      Except that probably damned few numbers are harvested from the phone book. Most are likely sequentially dialed or sold by any other jackass you've ever done business with.

    69. Re:repeat after me by hygelic · · Score: 1

      This still does not stop companies that I do business with, with my real name, from selling my information to marketing firms.

      The majority of the phone calls that I get are from telemarketers calling on BEHALF of the credit card companies that I use.

    70. Re:repeat after me by nolife · · Score: 1

      I've thought about that but I don't believe that would keep my number from the harvesting masses. I don't know how places (like 411.com and whowhere.net) get bulk lists but I'd assume it is not by scanning the local phone books. The phone company probably sells it electronically and probably updates it more then once a year. My new number would probably be out in less then 3 months and I'm sure the calls would start soon after that.

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    71. Re:repeat after me by beebware · · Score: 1

      Is it still legal if they say "I'm calling from XYZ and I was hoping you would be interested in the following prerecorded sales notification" whilst your Outgoing Message is still playing. They've complied by the law by making the announcement within the first 30 seconds and "it isn't our fault if the potential customer's answerphone didn't start recording from the start of the call".

    72. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is because of these "domestic abuse survivors" that free Caller ID blocking is mandatory and nearly universal.

      The thinking is the beat up bitch may need to phone home, but doesn't want to show the number she is calling from. So when presented with the choice of her being unable to call hubby, or everyone being unable to avoid anonymous calls, society naturally helped the black-eye bitch. It is for the children, after all -- the same children who are anonymously pranking you right now.

      In any case, the bitches don't have any more rights than anyone else. So they should shut up.

    73. Re:repeat after me by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      So you are paying $2 a month for nothing then? If TM didn't use phone book listings, then putting your name under someone else's name would be even better. Even fewer calls and you don't have to pay the $2 a month for an unlisted number. But do you really think that the phone companies don't sell your name and number to whoever asks? Please.

    74. Re:repeat after me by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      Alternately, you can listen to the entire telemarketer's proposal, act interested, and when they ask to transfer you to the "business manager" to complete the sale, say you're not interested, and hang up. It's rather rude to the telemarketer, but think of how many people you saved having to listen to their spiel...

      Wow! You are a regular philanthropist :)

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    75. Re:repeat after me by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

      1. I said "just about".

      2. It was a tongue in cheek comment.

      3. Tell me those exceptions can't be weasled into.

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    76. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but most states in the U.S. require that all residences have a phone capable of receiving calls, and capable of dialing 911 (and being pinpointed in E-911 systems).

    77. Re:repeat after me by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Street Bum: Oh pardon me sir, sir, sir, you, yea, c'mer, c'mer fella, say listen fella, I'm a little

      Jesus Freak: Have you heard the word of god today?

      Street Bum: Oh uh, well that's all right fella

      Jesus Freak: For it is written: Open up your heart and the lord will come unto you.

      Street Bum: Uh sure, sure sure partner, sure I believe you, I believe you

      Jesus Freak: He can save your soul, sir.

      Street Bum: Yes uh excuse me partner

      Jesus Freak: You know before,

      Street Bum: If you'll pardon me sir can I

      Jesus Freak: I was all messed up on drugs but since I found the lord, now I'm all messed up on the lord.

      Street Bum: Yea, I can see that now listen

      Jesus Freak: He can help you too, have you talked to jesus lately?

      Street Bum: Oh sure sure sure, I talked to him this morning, as a matter of fact

      Jesus Freak: He would like to hear from you, sir

      Street Bum: Yea well, tell you what, I'll write him a letter, listen I gotta go excuse me

      Jesus Freak: For it is written, suffer the little children who come unto me.

      Street Bum: Yea, I read that, I read that I agree

      Jesus Freak: For thine is the kindom of heaven

      Street Bum: You don't say you don't say

      Jesus Freak: Yes sir, Jesus saves you know

      Street Bum: yea yea yea, well i believe that I believe that sure

      Jesus Freak: He can love you sir

      Street Bum: Sure sure, I love him too sure, yea

      Jesus Freak: He can save your soul

      Cheech & Chong
      Streets of New York or Los Angeles or San Fr...
      Big Bambu

      [John]

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    78. Re:repeat after me by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Crack dealing and lawyer I understand, but hooker seems a bit redundant.

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    79. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. If I dont want telemarketing calls and will not buy from these monkeys why do they still want to call me? Seroiusly this list should be saving them money as people who do not buy over the phone won't get called and they save the penny for the call.

    80. Re:repeat after me by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

      If that were true, spam would be non-existent. That we still get it means at least *some* people who say they won't ever buy from spammers actually do.

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    81. Re:repeat after me by baur · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that there is any requirement that the phone be able to receive calls. I believe there is a requirement that there be a line that can be used to dial 911 (note, I didn't say a phone... just the line).

      I had a friend that worked for a 911 database company for awhile, a lot of it was verifing that locations had working numbers, but even if a number was disconnected (ie: resident stoped paying), they could still dial 911.

    82. Re:repeat after me by scovetta · · Score: 1

      Why not just don't get into accidents?

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    83. Re:repeat after me by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      "Street Bum"?

      Don't you mean "Homeless Person"?

      Of course, I prefer the tried and true "Get away from me before I bust a cap in your smelly ass!".

    84. Re:repeat after me by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      No more so than Jesus Freak. After all, it was the 70's :-)

      [John]

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    85. Re:repeat after me by BreadMan · · Score: 1

      For the same reason you need to buy curtains and a door with a lock.

    86. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd promise not to add my number to the do not call list if they paid me $100 for every time they call me. Infact, I'd install extra phones and have all my family members work at my "Telemarketing Reception Center". I can see it now:

      72iq telemarketer: "...and I'm sure it will make your life a whole lot better. So right now I'm going to verify your information. You live at 1200 Harddrive, Crap City, Denial, 66666, is that right?"

      Me: "Yes."

      72iq telemarketer: "And you are currently self-employed as a...'Telemarketing Extortionist'...oh, so you work in a call center too! Do you do inbound or outbound?

      Me: "Inbound, mostly...it pays the bills anyway..."

    87. Re:repeat after me by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because it's unavoidable. That's why they're called "accidents" and not "deliberates".

    88. Re:repeat after me by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Is it still legal if they say "I'm calling from XYZ and I was hoping you would be interested in the following prerecorded sales notification"

      Yes. It is illegal in this state to use automatic dialing and announcement devices. This is almost certainly why scammers who use such devices in this state never identify themselves nor do they leave a phone number to call them at, they require someone to "press 1" to talk to a salesperson.

      Furthermore, they must "explain" certain things within the first thirty seconds, and that word implies a sentient listener -- you cannot explain something to a telephone answering machine, and certainly NOT while it is still playing the outgoing message. (I've tried. No matter how many times I try to explain why it should not answer calls from telescum, it simply does not understand.)

      Unfortunately, the same scum who ignore current laws and play messages into my machine will ignore the Federal law and continue to do it, since they have almost zero chance of being caught at it by anyone who would report them. I suspect the predictive dialers are even programmed to pass the call to a recording if they detect an answering machine, and to a human if they detect a human, just to limit the possibility of getting caught at this, although I have gotten the message played at me when I have answered.

    89. Re:repeat after me by mingot · · Score: 1

      Sorta.

      The phone company must provide you with 911 service even if you do not subscribe to the service, but that requires you to have working phone lines and a telephone handset.

      The phone company is not required to make sure the wiring inside of your house is in shape or provide that handset. Furthur there is nothing that says you, as a homeowner, cannot physically disconnect from the telco and still be within the law.

    90. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if it works there the way it works here: a 2nd number can be unpublished for free, but a 1st number carries a tariff for unpublishing.

      in any case, telemarketers call numbers sequentially or randomly in most cases.

    91. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sap, it's not a "fireman charity", it's called the firemen's labor union, a mafia if there ever was one.

    92. Re:repeat after me by The_dev0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, that was pretty thoughtful of them. Maybe next time you could plan on getting hit by a beer-and-doritos truck?

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    93. Re:repeat after me by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      May I suggest you get a better credit card? Perhaps one from a credit union? Thats that only place i have a CC with, and they don't hastle me at all.

    94. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paperboy: I want my two dollars.....

    95. Re:repeat after me by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      What's next "do not knock" lists for Jehova witnesses and Girl Scouts.

      Yes, in the form of a 'No Solicitors' sign under my doorbell.

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    96. Re:repeat after me by Sanction · · Score: 2

      Two problems with that. One, what world is it where telemarketers cannot get your name and number if it is unlisted? That may be true in a few markets, but that usually just stops them from getting it from the cheap directory CD people. The other major problem is that you still have to waste the time, interrupt your activity, or have the kids wake up if you have to answer the phone to find out if it is a solicitor.

      "Just hang up" may work in small markets, but when you get anywhere from 5-15 telemarketer calls each day, that is far too much wasted time and aggrivation to put up with if you have to answer and determine if each is a legitimate call or a marketer. If their entire business model is based around annoying people who do not want anything to do with them, they should not be surprised when the people fight back.

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    97. Re:repeat after me by jesser · · Score: 1

      Why does that work? Why don't telemarketers press 5?

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    98. Re:repeat after me by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      But it won't stop the 50,000 non-profit debt consolidating people who want to "help" you pay for the lawyers, insurance, ambulance trip, etc...

      Personally, I feel there's a problem with the current do-not-call list because of who is exempted: non-profit ponzi schemes and political campaigns, arguably the worst offenders of the bunch. I am of the opinion that, so long as these groups are allowed to slip through these do-not-call lists, the law on the books declares some speed more "free" than others and therefore violates the first amendment on its face.

      Actually, my ultimate dream is an opt-in mentality instead of an opt-out.

    99. Re:repeat after me by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      So drop your home phone line and just use your cell.

      I live in the middle of suburban orange county (south of Los Angeles), and I have yet to live in a home that had coverage decent enough to have only a cell phone. If I can't get decent reception in a superdense population area, I'm not going to give up my land line, and I'm betting most people won't either.

    100. Re:repeat after me by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the form of a 'No Solicitors' sign under my doorbell.

      By the rationale of the thread, you shouldn't have to spend your money to buy that sign.

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    101. Re:repeat after me by rigorist · · Score: 1

      I sued out five of them today. I'm working as fast as I can!

    102. Re:repeat after me by aug24 · · Score: 1
      My mother works for a small Funeral Home. They don't show up as "JOE'S FUNERAL HOME" they show up "UNAVAILABLE".

      Tell your Mom to tell the business to invest in a clue and get someone to set the caller id fields on their switch. It's a ten minute job.

      J.

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    103. Re:repeat after me by Sir+Runcible+Spoon · · Score: 1

      Not true. As long as the spammer can convince some jerk that spam works, then the jerk will pay for it to be sent wheither it works or not.

      At least with a phone call you get the opportunity to hurl abuse at the caller. Shame it's just a low paid nobody on the other end. May be the best approach is to sound interested and string them along for a hour or two and push their numbers right down.

    104. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I heard it explained once is that they charge the fee to offset the increased call volume to information from people who are looking for your phone number, but can't find it in the phone book. But, then again, they charge a fee for every time someone calls information, too, so I suppose that doesn't make total sense.

    105. Re:repeat after me by leifm · · Score: 1

      Same sort of deal with me and the ACLU. I was like 16 or 17, and I gave them $20, which was a lot for me at that point (actually still is unfortunately). Then they started calling continually for 'special' causes. Pissed me off enough that I haven't given them anything since, although lately I feel that I should given the current political climate.

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    106. Re:repeat after me by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      With time that will change. Already, estimates are that 5% of the population has done this, and the trend can only go up.: Quote from Wired (url below):
      cell phone usage is expected to surpass home phone ownership in 2005

      The interesting thing is that, the younger you are, the more likely you are to just use a cellphone.

      Also, note from this article from Wired

      In many European, African and Latin American countries, cell phone usage already surpasses home phone ownership because a cellular infrastructure is cheaper to maintain than a fixed-line one.
    107. Re:repeat after me by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Probably since most don't hear the message due to the way autodialers work, and second probably because the message tells telemarketers to "hang up now." As I said in another message, it's been about 2 years and I have not received ONE telemarketing call after I installed it.

    108. Re:repeat after me by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      Heck, I can't figure out *why* we have to pay extra to have an unlisted number.

      I scrolled down through the replies and didn't see the answer. Apparently, I'm the only one old enough to remember.

      Back in the regulatory monopoly days, the phone company was able to justify the additional tariff for an unlisted line because your lack of listing in the phone boock would purportedly generate more calls to directory assistance -- which was a free call.

      Now, directory assistance calls are revenue generators, so the rationale has disappeared. But, the regulatory process moves slowly.

    109. Re:repeat after me by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      cell phone usage is expected to surpass home phone ownership in 2005

      I use my cell phone more than I use my home phone, but I still wouldn't be able to only have my cell, because while at home, I don't get good reception. Until I know I'll be able to make a clear call from home, I'm going to have to have both.

    110. Re:repeat after me by sharkey · · Score: 1
      let `em do something more honorable, like crack dealer, hooker or lawyer...

      Like the world needs another lawyer.

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    111. Re:repeat after me by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      You might want to have other users on the same network with different model phones try out their reception at your place. You might find that there are a few models that work, and you can then save a few hundred bucks a year on local service.

      I've noticed that everyone who comes to my place who has a cheapie phone can't even make a call, but I have yet to find a place where I can't (Motorola V60 - variable transmission strength output goes pretty much anywhere - people can't tell I'm not on a land line, so they never know if I'm calling from work or from home, or anywhere else :-)

    112. Re:repeat after me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I find it hard to believe you can't get good reception there. The only place I ever have trouble is in stone buildings and metal elevators. Maybe your cell phone company is the problem.

      Anyway, for a home phone replacement, you could always put in an antenna. You can even get systems that let you hook up real phones to a cell phone, if you still wont wireless.

  2. In other words... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 4, Funny

    will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs Telephonus Marketroidae are getting closer to the Endangered Species List.

    1. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The best thing I've seen on TV lately was a bunch of telemarketers standing outside near St. Louis, protesting the MO No Call list. They were worried they would lose their jobs. *Sniff*
      I was moved to tears of joy.

    2. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't say that!!! Then the government will require us to take at least 5 calls from them every night, and we'll get fined a ton of money if we hang up on them!!!

      TowerDave

    3. Re:In other words... by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The sad part about that two million jobs thing is that it's the entire legal basis of the suit. This is one in a string of lawsuits that are straying further from what's legal. Instead companies or class action groups just whine that they think something isn't fair. What's worse is that sometimes the courts go for it. If we keep going in this direction, there won't be laws or a constitution any longer. There will just be a judge who listens to two parties whine, until he proclaims the loudest one the winner.

      I would like to see some legal basis behind this challenge. What rights does it infringe? Where does it protect these rights in the constitution? Remember that stuff? That's what court cases used to be about.

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    4. Re:In other words... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Go lawyers go...

      A strict constitutionalist view is dated and worn. These days, it's all about the billable hours.

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    5. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although I agree that "do-not-call" lists are bad when regulated by the government (I should have every right to call you for any purpose, just as you should have every right to not pick up the phone), I am surprised that telemarketers don't like the concept.

      I work in email-marketing, and we get and maintain our clients on the basis of what percentage of click-throughs we get. If someone doesn't want to receive the email and we send it anyway, that just hurts our click-through ratio. We usually get about 10-30% click-throughs on our emails. We try to get the list as clean as possible so that we can show them how successful it was, rather than unsuccessful.

      I'm surprised, then, that the telemarketing association would go against the do-not-call list. It reduces their target area to people who don't mind being called! This should increase, not decrease, their success.

      So, I'm against the law as a law, but I think the telemarketing agencies are stupid for not at least holding their own.

    6. Re:In other words... by sebmol · · Score: 1

      I should have every right to call you for any purpose

      No, you shouldn't have the right to call me for a certain purpose if I specifically state that I do not want to be called for that certain purpose. In the case of the DNC list, that certain purpose is the establishment of a sale.

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    7. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "No, you shouldn't have the right to call me for a certain purpose if I specifically state that I do not want to be called for that certain purpose."

      Why not? You don't have to pick up the phone. If contacting someone for a purpose they don't appreciate is illegal, we have already lost many of our freedoms.

      Should we have a "do not ring my doorbell list" for people who don't want strangers ringing their doorbell? No, we shouldn't. We should simply not answer the doorbell if it's someone we don't like.

      Making silly little laws against everything that annoys certain individuals eventually leads to a world where you can't do anything without getting sued. Ooops. we're already there. Gee, wonder why our economy is in the trash.

    8. Re:In other words... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I work in email-marketing

      Er, exactly how do you get the e-mail addresses for your mailing lists?

    9. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine that do not ring my doorbell list. Now, a guest comes over and can't get to the door to come in because there are so many door to door salesmen in the way. You try ignoring them, but they keep standing there ringing it for hours on end. Finally, you stop doing whatever you are doing, walk to the door and start telling them to go away. Eventually you get to your friend who stopped by. They say "I stopped by several times last week but I couldn't get through."

      Next day it all happens again, however this time, the salespeople are wearing different suits.

    10. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will just be a judge who listens to two parties whine, until he proclaims the loudest one the winner.

      First time I read that, I thought you said "proclaims the loudest one the whiner." :o)

    11. Re:In other words... by univgeek · · Score: 1
      Why not? You don't have to pick up the phone. If contacting someone for a purpose they don't appreciate is illegal, we have already lost many of our freedoms.

      Bullshit! Commercial speech is NOT subject to freedom of speech. The DNC list does not cover charities, surveys, or politicians :-(. Any person wanting to pursue true free speech, would have no problem finding a spot in one of these categories.
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    12. Re:In other words... by Znork · · Score: 1

      I can accept that. As long as you recognize my right to bill you my hourly rate for my time (one hour minimum charge), of course.

    13. Re:In other words... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      In other words, blame Democrats. They are the ones who got the bright idea that judges should decide cases not on the law, but on the notion that courts should share policymaking powers with the legislature. On that new set of rules it makes perfect sense for judges to decide whether the economic costs of telemarketing outweighs the costs of outlawing the practice.

      Nowadays judges hand down tax legislation from the bench. Once they can do that what other power can be denied them?

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    14. Re:In other words... by corgicorgi · · Score: 1

      The sad part about that two million jobs thing is that it's the entire legal basis of the suit.

      I agree with you on this. They are using lame excuse to base their suit. Their goal is probably to have the court delay the deadline for the compliance to the do-not-call list. I doubt most of the telemarketing companies out there are ready for it, or even trying. They will probably ask the court for time to gather their "evidence" and in the meantime, put the list on hold.

      This reminds me of the court order for cell phone companies to allow customers keep their number when switching carriers.

      The infrastruture to support what these courts ordered are so expensive, that it is cheaper it keep appealling.

    15. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      They are either lists that people sign up for, or are our customer's customer lists. We coach our customers how to collect email addresses from their clients, how to keep in touch with them the best, etc.

    16. Re:In other words... by sebmol · · Score: 1

      The phone is mine and what happens to it is something I should have control about. This is an issue of privacy and personality rights. I have the right not to be harrassed in my home. Even if I don't answer the phone, it's still going to ring and interrupt whatever I am doing at that moment to find out who it is that's calling.

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    17. Re:In other words... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Why not? You don't have to pick up the phone. If contacting someone for a purpose they don't appreciate is illegal, we have already lost many of our freedoms.
      I think the mistake you are making is equating the rights of a company to the rights of an individual. Business' are not people, and individual's rights should almost always trump the rights of a business.

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    18. Re:In other words... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna send the salesmen to YOUR door because even if you're having dinner, watching a movie, or otherwise not wanting to be disturbed, they can hammer on your doorbell and you'll simply not answer it if you're not interested, right? Because it's their right!

      How is this any different from a phone ringing when you don't want to be disturbed?

      I'm thrilled about the idea of a DNC list, and am hoping that Canada gets the same thing into law as quickly as possible. I'd sign up on the first day.

      And to the telemarketers out there who will lose their jobs... At least you have plenty of experience making cold-calls when looking for your NEXT job... Lol

      N.

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    19. Re:In other words... by Maleko · · Score: 1

      /quote
      Should we have a "do not ring my doorbell list" for people who don't want strangers ringing their doorbell? No, we shouldn't. We should simply not answer the doorbell if it's someone we don't like /endquote

      Actually, we do have laws like this. If I put up a "No Solicitors" sign on my house, and a salesman knocks on my door, he can be arrested for trespassing. Furthermore, if a solicitor knocks on my door, the homeowners association, will prosecute them for me, as they are not allowed within my private community.

    20. Re:In other words... by kallisti · · Score: 1
      Ooops. we're already there. Gee, wonder why our economy is in the trash.


      Yes, our economy is in the trash because we won't allow people, often fundamentally dishonest ones at that, to bother us at any time of the day, clog up all our communications (phone, mail, email) with useless crap, and sell pieces of our private lives.


      People who lie to you when you ask if they're selling stuff. People who stick little pieces of paper on my car in the parking lot. People engaged in Ponzi schemes, multi-level marketing, and bogus "you have won a prize" con jobs.


      The economy doesn't have anything to do with a governments riding a bubble and spending like mad, only to be replaced with a crash and a lot of unethical companies screwing everyone they can to try to maintain a little longer.


      Yup, the problem is that I don't want advertising everywhere. The floors of the stores, bills, receipts, even my god-damn ATM statement have ads these days. I suppose when we acquire the ability to etch a giant Coke logo in the moon, you'll be right there proclaiming how stopping that would impinge on our freedoms.

    21. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you are a Troll, but am not positive (maybe you are just an asshole). First off, I do not know if it is a telemarketer when the phone rings. If there was a special ring for them only (eg silent) then that would be one thing. You do not have the right to just walk up to my house and right the doorbell to sell me crap if I have a "No Solicitors" sign on the front gate. That is the equivalent to the do not call list. In other words, if I ask not to be bothered, do not bother me or face the consequences (the government getting involved is obviously one of these, spammers being threated another).

    22. Re:In other words... by petwalrus · · Score: 1

      In other news, major drug lords around the world are also suing stating that making drugs illegal costs as many as 5 million jobs across America.

    23. Re:In other words... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      I was moved to tears of joy.

      I can do better than that. It brought a tear to my glass eye!

    24. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "How is this any different from a phone ringing when you don't want to be disturbed?"

      If I don't want to be disturbed, I turn my phone off. I have a little more say about my house, because it's my property. But I have no right to prevent someone coming near my property and shouting in my direction "are you home?"

    25. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can appoint Republican presidents now as well.

    26. Re:In other words... by nolife · · Score: 1

      I don't see your way of thinking. People RELY on a phone for communications. If that communication channel gets filled with junk, it is useless.

      If contacting someone for a purpose they don't appreciate is illegal, we have already lost many of our freedoms.

      Freedom of speech which I assume is what you are refering to here, is not taken away. Freedom of speech does not mean that anyone HAS to listen to you and does not mean you can use my time and resources to get that speech to me. You want to sell or tell me something? Walk with me from the bus stop to my office, run with me while I am jogging (and don't be surprised on the third day when I pull out a pipe and club you with it). Buy a commercial on TV. Mail me a snail mail or buy a billboard near my house. I do not HAVE to provide you with my phone number and email address so you can contact me at your convienence with your autodialer when I am at my house eating dinner, that is not a "right" someone has.

      We should simply not answer the doorbell if it's someone we don't like.

      And exactly what system do you have that you can look and see who is calling your phone? Caller ID is not accurate enough and "spoofable" enough to be very unreliable. If you have to not answer your phone because of the potential waste of time you may be losing important calls.

      Making silly little laws against everything that annoys certain individuals eventually leads to a world where you can't do anything without getting sued.

      The DO NOT CALL list is an option for you to sign up on. It is not required for you to do anything if you do not want to be on the list and still recieve calls. It is YOUR choice. Based on the amount of people signing up, I would say those certain individuals is a fairly significant amount of people.

      As for the 2 million or whatever jobs potentialy lost? Tough shit. It is not my concern that these companies fold when thier business depends on bothering other people.

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    27. Re:In other words... by danila · · Score: 1

      And this was moderated at 5: Interesting?! My posts usually remain at 1 and sometimes are even downmodded to -1, when someone doesn't understand how good they are. That's not fair! We need a law to protect honest Slashdot posters that are not upmoded enough!

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    28. Re:In other words... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      The best thing I've seen on TV lately was a bunch of telemarketers standing outside near St. Louis, protesting the MO No Call list.

      Just *WHERE* are the drive by shooters when you really need them?

    29. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm thrilled about the idea of a DNC list, and am hoping that Canada gets the same thing into law as quickly as possible. I'd sign up on the first day.

      While it doesn't have the force of law, and isn't 100% effective, the Canadian Marketers Association does run a Do Not Call/Fax/Mail list here:

      http://www.cornerstonewebmedia.com/cma/submit.asp

      The CMA represents about 80% of the direct marketers in Canada, and from my experience signing up on their do not call list does seem to help.

      Still I agree with you that I would love to see a law that makes it illegal to call someone on an official Do-Not-Call list.

    30. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      " I don't see your way of thinking. People RELY on a phone for communications. If that communication channel gets filled with junk, it is useless."

      I agree with you to a point, but I don't like the government mandating how that happens. The private sector should do that, and, in a large part, they are (ever heard of tele-zapper?)

      Remember, everything the government does they do by the authority of guns and violence. Many things are worth this, but many things are better left to the authority of social norms, not people with guns.

      The problem is that these days we've decided to trash all forms of social norms, and just let big daddy government handle all of our worries, which is why they chew up over 30% of our paychecks (which makes life difficult when you have 15% going to medical expenses of family).

      When given the choice between organizing protests and boycotts against unethical companies and making laws against them, lately we've been choosing the law. The problem is that it makes it difficult to do anything without someone having the ability to take you to court.

    31. Re:In other words... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      "Coke" logo? No.

      It will say "CHA".

    32. Re:In other words... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      you have no right to call me at all!!!

      god, you assholes are the reason peopl ehave no privacy any more.

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    33. Re:In other words... by nolife · · Score: 1

      Dude, you need some serious help..

      Your unsubstantiated claims and unassociated examples of concept are interesting but completely unrelated to any of the context in this conversation.

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    34. Re:In other words... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      a phone is in side. a person shouting out side does not interfear with your business inside. also, you get ambushed on the pone because most people answer a phone thinking it might be important.

      Do I have the right to follow you around every day and annoy you? no, I don't, that is called harassment.

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    35. Re:In other words... by David+Price · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think that we need the equivalent of a national sign ordinance for advertisement as a whole.

      If you own a factory, and you spew pollution into the air and it goes over onto my property, then you've violated my rights and the rights of everyone around you. You've taken a public good (the clean air that we all share) and diminished it.

      Government exists, in part, to maintain public goods and see that those who diminish them pay for it. If you pollute the air, we have ways to make you bear the cost you've placed on society - in econmic terms, we've eliminated a negative externality.

      Over-advertisement also constitutes a negative externality. As our perceptual space becomes more and more filled with the products of marketers, everyone is worse off. I'm worse off because of the telemarking calls and spam that I receive, the billboards that mar my view on the highway, the cross-advertisement that I have to bear due to marketing agreements between companies. The rapacity of the marketing I'm exposed to increases over time. Advertisers have entered into an arms race, with each ramping up the intrusiveness of their propaganda so that they can have a leg-up on other advertisers using less intrusive methods. Nowhere is this more clear than in the progression of advertisement methods on the 'Net: first static banner ads, then animated banner ads, then pop-up windows, then adware that doesn't even require a web browser. The advertisement gets more and more intrusive, builds to a fever pitch. Advertisers are worse off, because they have to spend more and more time constructing advertising methods to one-up the competiton; consumers are worse off because the volume of noise they're exposed to keeps increasing.

      Wealthy towns in America have figured this out already, and instituted sign ordinances on businesses. You aren't allowed to have a sign be too tall, or too garish, or too obvious. The playing field is leveled at a lower point; all the businesses compete for customers on a fair plane, and the residents of the town are much better off due to the beautification of their town's commercial district.

      This anti-telemarking legislation falls into the same area. It levels the playing field for companies (though it fails to work for everyone; some classes of business aren't affected), and makes things better off on all consumers with telephones. Since the corporations are held in check by the rules, they know that, while they cannot use telemarking as a tool to gain market share, neither can their competitors. Almost everyone benefits in this arrangement; the losers are firms established for the purpose of engaging in telemarketing. But we as a society have decided that telemarketing is bad, and so it's okay for these companies to lose, just as it's okay for companies that commit fraud or sell bad products to lose.

    36. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(I should have every right to call you for any purpose, just as you should have every right to not pick up the phone)"

      Post your number here & put your money where your mouth is. What if my purpose is to wake you at 3 AM? Is that OK? You don't have to answer it, you know.

      Here's a free clue - I pay for phone service so I can get calls I WANT, not so you can avoid advertising expenses. Same for the email account. Not everything you can reach belongs to you. Go back to kindergarten & see if you can pick up on that concept.

      Just out of curiosity, do you really mean your emails generate "click throughs", or do you mean "web-bugs used to verify that some sucker is reading email in an HTML-using program and that we have a live address"?

    37. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "Not everything you can reach belongs to you. Go back to kindergarten & see if you can pick up on that concept."

      I didn't argue that, only that the government should not be involved.

      'ust out of curiosity, do you really mean your emails generate "click throughs", or do you mean "web-bugs used to verify that some sucker is reading email in an HTML-using program and that we have a live address"?'

      Yes, I am talking about someone actually clicking through to the site, intentionally. As I said, the people we send to generally _ask_ to be sent to, or are at least already a customer of the person. Think about it, when you ask for email, it's because you want it. For example, on half.com I'm signed up to get emails when certain books reach certain prices. You bet I click through on those!

      Our clients are more local, and have local customer bases, but the same concepts apply.

    38. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "Do I have the right to follow you around every day and annoy you? no, I don't, that is called harassment."

      The lines between harassment and legitimate communication are blurry. I agree that harassment should be illegal. However, not everything that you don't like qualifies as harassment.

    39. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      " I can accept that. As long as you recognize my right to bill you my hourly rate for my time (one hour minimum charge), of course."

      If that is communicated up front, it sounds like a great idea.

    40. Re:In other words... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Like to many nice principles, this breaks down in the real world, primarily because there is no way to block the telemarketer without leaving dinner, picking up the phone, and putting it down again. That is what this list is designed to rectify.

    41. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      " I believe you are a Troll"

      Why? Check my posting history.

      "maybe you are just an asshole"

      What in my post makes me an asshole? Because I disagree with you? Since when was not following your politics make one an asshole?

      "You do not have the right to just walk up to my house and right the doorbell to sell me crap if I have a "No Solicitors" sign on the front gate."

      I agree with the general case, however, it differs from what we have here. First of all, in the case of a "No Solicitors" sign, the "no solicitors" sign is posted by the individual, and not in a government-maintained and paid-for database.

      YOU are communicating that you don't want to be disturbed. You are not enlisting the government to communicate that for you, unless someone abuses it. Only then is the government involved. In addition, it probably would not be suable if the person didn't see the sign, etc., which is good. Under the "telephone" law, if someone makes a _mistake_, they owe $500. That's crazy! $500 for a database glitch or an user-entry error! It's absolutely insane.

      I could see something where the phone company allowed you to place a message for all callers where you could say "no solicitors allowed" or whatever. See, that would be left in the hands of private citizens, and not the government, which is already WAY too big. It would only go to the government if seriously abused by the same person or group repeatedly.

    42. Re:In other words... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      No troll, they don't. The Florida mess had to be resolved and the Supremes were the ones with the responsibility to do it. Especially since none of the instituitions in Florida itself were incapable of doing so. The Governor was morally if not legally obligated to stay on th esidelines, the Florida courts had discarded even the illusion of impartiality, rendered them unfit to decide, and nobody wanted the Florida Legislature getting involved. That left Congress and the Supreme Court. Congress's makeup was equally in flux and they were out of session. And again I doubt anyone would have been satisfied with a Congressional decision. So the SCOTUS made a ruling and frankly proved themselves not much better than Congress in that it was a straight partyline vote. But somebody had to decide and they did.

      And remember, that when the press finished their recount it didn't change anything. Don't talk about what might could have been without butterfly ballots (designed, approved and implemented by a Democrat machine county) or other BS. Elections count the ballots in the boxes. Anything else and we can just save the expense and let Gallop and the NYT pick our leaders.

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    43. Re:In other words... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " What's worse is that sometimes the courts go for it. If we keep going in this direction, there won't be laws or a constitution any longer. There will just be a judge who listens to two parties whine, until he proclaims the loudest one the winner. "

      Simple solution for this case. Get the home number of the judge, and every jury member. Then, simply call from a pay phone somewhere and pretend to be a telemarketer. Lets get all of Slashdot behind this, it'll be fun. We'll Slashdot the judiciary system! And trust me, after that, I'd be willing to put some money into the Corporate Buyout of America Futures Market that they get laughed out of court.

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    44. Re:In other words... by legojenn · · Score: 1
      Wow, that sounds like the basis of English Common Law. No written documents, just a King (or somone appointed by the King) to hear disagreements.

      I think laws were codified to get away from this, however.

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    45. Re:In other words... by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1
      I agree with the general case, however, it differs from what we have here. First of all, in the case of a "No Solicitors" sign, the "no solicitors" sign is posted by the individual, and not in a government-maintained and paid-for database.

      I have a "No Solicitors" sign setting next to my telephone, but you can't see that when you pull a random phone number from some database and attempt to call me, can you? The national DNC list is actually very similar to the "No Solictors" sign on the front gate. I decide that I don't want calls, so I post a sign (by visiting donotcall.gov). As the salesperson walks up to my front gate, they have to look and see if there's a sign there (eg, check the database). If there is (my number is listed), they have to walk to the next house (eg, NOT CALL ME!!). I'm failing to see the difference.
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    46. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You don't have to pick up the phone."

      But I have a phone so I can recieve calls that *I* want. It's there for *MY* convienience, not yours or your company's. *I* pay for it, it should be up to me to say who calls me.

      Until I answer, I don't know who is calling me. So by not answering the phone - because it may be a telesales call - I may miss a call that *I* want on a service *I* pay for.

      No, caller-ID isn't a solution. No, I'm not spending yet more money on devices to block the calls just so a service *I* already pay for can be used the way it was intended.

      As far as I am concerned, cold-call advertising is an abuse of the service.

      This is not about a law that says you can NOT do it.

      This is optional. If *I* choose, I can stop people attempting to sell me a product I will not buy - on principle - from calling me, thus wasting my time and, ironically enough, theirs.

      This is, as far as I am concerned a basic freedom gained, not lost.

      Remember too, the industry has had years to regulate itself and yet it hasn't.

      So the Government has taken action to force the industry to be a "good neighbor".

      When callers are willing to pay for both my phone service and my time, then I'll consider it reasonable for them to call me.

      Until then, go away. I'm not interested. I won't buy from you on principle. And frankly, if the industry is decimated due to this law, I won't shed a single tear. It appears much of it has already moved to India anyway, so it's not even "our" economy that will suffer.

    47. Re:In other words... by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1
      ever heard of tele-zapper?

      Yes, I have. I've also heard that its effectiveness is decreasing because the telemarketing companies are realizing what's going on and changing their tactics... kinda remindes my of another well hated industry (*cough* SPAM *cough*). Did they ever think that maybe if somebody doesn't want to be called and bothered, they probably are going to be resentful of any company that tries to do so and not buy their products. Heck, even if I were intested in a product somebody were trying to sell me over the phone I wouldn't buy it simply out of spite. I'd find somebody else to it, or something similar (maybe even better), from.
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    48. Re:In other words... by Plix · · Score: 2

      And who gave the US Government the right to tell the Baby-Bells how to operate their service (beyond the extent of FCC and FTC regulation). Telemarketers aren't taking advantage of a public commodity (like public airwaves), they're using a private service that they (and the people they're calling) paid for and have the ability to cancel at any time. The Government has the right to regulate phone prices and serivce to an extent because of anti-trust laws, but wasn't the need of that regulation the point of breaking up AT&T in the first place? Furthermore, does that extent of regulation include telling the Bells who's allowed to use their service and, more importantly, how? Sounds awfully close to discrimination to me.

    49. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      I would say an equivalency only exists if, before the phone rang you, a message said to them "I do not want soliciting phone calls".

      A DNC list is not the equivalent of a "no solicitors" sign. Imagine if the government decided to keep a database of people who didn't want to be solicited by someone walking by. Why do that, when the person can hang a "no solicitors" sign instead.

      Why go to the government for what we can do as private entities?

    50. Re:In other words... by nat5an · · Score: 1

      Well, in reality this simply isn't the case. Yeah, the phone is yours, but when you hook it up to the line, pretty much anyone who wants to can call you. That's kind of the point of the telephone as it is used today.

      If you want a different kind of phone (e.g. one that only rings when the call comes from your whitelisted allowed callers), then buy one or build one yourself. But don't complain when you buy a phone and a phone service that are designed to allow anyone and everyone call you, and then this is exactly what happens.

      And who says you have a right not to be harassed in your own home? You certainly have the right to prevent yourself from being harassed, but you might want to just accept that people are going to try to harass you, and the government probably won't ever be able to stop it completely.

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    51. Re:In other words... by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      So every person who wants to call me has to first listen to a message that tells telemarketers that I don't want their crap? That's an extra 5-10 seconds at least of a legetimate callers time that I have to waste just to keep telemarketers from contacting me. There really is no direct equivalent to a no solicitors sign. What's work really well at keeping door-to-door salesmen away from my front door is living in the middle of nowhere. It's just too far in between houses for solicitors to walk. But even that doesn't work for telephones. I'm a huge fan of the do-not-call list as it allows me to tell all telemarketing companies at once not to cold call me instead of having to do it one at a time and keep track of who I've hold and who hasn't gotten the message yet.

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    52. Re:In other words... by sebmol · · Score: 1

      Nobody asked for complete prevention of such harrassment. But the government can obviously do something to curb it a lot through devices like the DNC list or FCC regulations.

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    53. Re:In other words... by Sanction · · Score: 1

      By this same logic, anti-stalking laws and restraining orders would also be illegitimate uses of governmental authority.

      Also, this is not a silly law covering something that annoys certain individuals, this is a law covering something that annoys the _vast_ majority of the citizens of the United States. Hardly the same matter.

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    54. Re:In other words... by Sanction · · Score: 1

      "I agree with you to a point, but I don't like the government mandating how that happens. The private sector should do that, and, in a large part, they are (ever heard of tele-zapper?)"

      The problem is that, as in many of the other situations where "private industry will take care of it", it has not, and in fact has failed miserably in even making a tiny dent in the problem. The tele-zapper does not work with any modern telemarketing system. The only effect of private industry in this matter is to make me continually pay for new items to block the products they sell. Telco sells my number, charges me to make it unlisted, sells it a different way, charges me for caller ID, charges marketers for caller ID blocking, etc.

      Yes, when given the choice between boycotts and laws, most of the time the US chooses laws. There is a reason for that, all the boycotts and appeals to ethics _do not work_ with near the reliability that the law does.

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    55. Re:In other words... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "If you want a different kind of phone (e.g. one that only rings when the call comes from your whitelisted allowed callers), then buy one or build one yourself. But don't complain when you buy a phone and a phone service that are designed to allow anyone and everyone call you, and then this is exactly what happens."

      Why should the current phone system allow anyone and everyone to call me? I think I would rather have a virtual "no soliciting" sign on my phone. There are enough people that would like this OPTION that we have convinced our congresscritters to change the way the public phone system works. This is a much more effective and efficient way for me to prevent myself from being harassed in my own home, which is something you have stated I have a right to do. The phone systems were created with heavy involvement from the government, because the communication infrastructure is key to the public good. So why shouldn't the government be involved in this?

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    56. Re:In other words... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "But I have no right to prevent someone coming near my property and shouting in my direction "are you home?""

      Sure you do, if that person's shouting were disturbing the peace. Your right to swing your arms ends at my nose, and all that. But that is just an analogy, and shouting from the sidewalk is not like calling my on my phone. Since the phone system exists because of government granted monopolies and right-of-ways, etc. why shouldn't we, the taxpayers, have a say in how the phone system gets used? I feel perfectly justified in asserting that I not be subjected to uninvited commercial phone calls on our public system to my home, even if Verizon "owns" the lines that come to my house.

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    57. Re:In other words... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "I could see something where the phone company allowed you to place a message for all callers where you could say "no solicitors allowed" or whatever. See, that would be left in the hands of private citizens, and not the government, which is already WAY too big. It would only go to the government if seriously abused by the same person or group repeatedly."

      You seem to be ignoring the fact that this government system is far cheaper and more efficient than the solutions that private interests have offered, plus the government solution works, and what the phone company offers doesn't. If you think "Big Government" is always a bad thing, and private interests who only want to make as much profit as possible are always better, then you are ignoring lots of facts that don't fit your viewpoint.

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    58. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you think calling anyone anytime about anything is your right. The government is the only way to keep sociopaths in check.

      And as far as the email - "the people we send to generally _ask_ to be sent to". "Generally"? Just spamming the rest of them? And out of curiosity, is submitting an email address enough to get on the list, or do you use confirmed opt-in (the real thing, not the email that says, "we're gonna spam you back to the stone age if you don't unsubscribe now that someone (maybe you, maybe not) has given us your address"?

    59. Re:In other words... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      'And as far as the email - "the people we send to generally _ask_ to be sent to". "Generally"? Just spamming the rest of them?'

      The rest are people on our customer's customer list. They have not specifically asked for the mailing, but they have given their address to the company.

      Another thing we will do is if your company is at a trade show, and the trade show is selling email addresses, we will send to those.

      "And out of curiosity, is submitting an email address enough to get on the list, or do you use confirmed opt-in"

      Submitting an email is enough. Confirmed opt-in is overkill, because you get the same number of emails if you don't want it (1), but it's a pain in the butt for people who just want to sign up.

      The biggest batch of email we've ever sent to is 5,000 people. Most of our mailings are aimed at between 300 and 3,000 people.

    60. Re:In other words... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      when I tell you to stop calling me and you keep doing so, that is harassment.

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  3. Cost two million jobs... by pjack76 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...of two million people who could be doing something USEFUL for society instead.

    Was there a constitutional right to profit that I missed?

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    1. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      i agree there might be more productive work, but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people.

    2. Re:Cost two million jobs... by nbarr · · Score: 1

      Actually, they will probably get themself USELESS again, doing something like spam or door to door nagging.

      Annoying ways of marketing will allways exist, they will just adapt, unfortunetly

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    3. Re:Cost two million jobs... by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The govt didn't. They provided a means to an ends [e.g. DNC lists].

      If the people don't want to be called that's *their* choice. Not the telemarketers.

      That being said it often is more fun to toy with them then to hang up right away. Waste their time [which costs money] and mine [which costs TV viewing time].

      The winner!

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    4. Re:Cost two million jobs... by minus_273 · · Score: 4, Funny

      the constutional right to profit is right there in the bill of rights with the right to privacy...

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    5. Re:Cost two million jobs... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree, completely...

      When I read this thing I was thinking that these 2 million people make a living by taking time from other people, and time is money... so basically they "earn" their incomes by taking a small amount of money from everyone. If they lost their jobs and went on welfare it would be exactly the same, and I would be happier too...

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    6. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are an idiot.

    7. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Suppafly · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not really two million jobs anyway.. the same industry that does outbound telemarketing also does inbound telemarketing, and they count all of them employees when they figure up how many jobs it is. Realistically, most of the people they are counting do inbound service and wouldn't be effected anyway.

    8. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 0, Redundant

      which right to privacy is that? are you going to claim that the telemarketers are trespassing by calling your "house" w/o an invitation? i can walk up and knock on your door and until you tell me to leave, it's not tresspassing. you can already, under previous laws, tell a telemarketer to add you to their DNC list and they must.

      this is effectively putting up lots of NO TRESSPASSING signs all around your property.

    9. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right on. It's the same as the broken windows fallacy. If you went around breaking windows, you'd employ a lot of people, making windows, fixing windows, sweeping up broken glass. But, would we be any further ahead? Of course not. These telemarketers are a boil on the ass of society. They are leeching, not contributing.

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    10. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      the constutional right to profit is right there in the bill of rights with the right to privacy...

      Sort of.

      While both can be infered from the 10th amendment, the "right to profit" would only protect you from the government (no 100% sales tax), not compel the government to help you. (You don't get soap-boxes or guns from the government until you join it.)

      Plus, the right to privacy can be infered from the right to be free of unlawful search and siezure--it's essentially a due process thing.

    11. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except your taxes would go up do to the sudden influx of people sucking on the welfare tit.

    12. Re:Cost two million jobs... by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

      i agree there might be more productive work, but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people.

      Dude, that's like the whole point of the ATF.

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    13. Re:Cost two million jobs... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

      The constitutuion claims a right to life, liberty and property, not hapiness as it is commonly touted. That was found in the declaration of independence and then changed when the US drafted the constitution (after the articles of confederation managed to suck so much).

    14. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      sure, but is the ATF constitutional?

    15. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Mantrid · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what if you keep coming back, everyday around supper, then tell your friends to come by everyday too...

    16. Re:Cost two million jobs... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know that, and I would rather have that than telemarketers...

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    17. Re:Cost two million jobs... by kwerle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      are you going to claim that the telemarketers are trespassing by calling your "house" w/o an invitation? i can walk up and knock on your door and until you tell me to leave, it's not tresspassing. you can already, under previous laws, tell a telemarketer to add you to their DNC list and they must.

      Ever see a building with a "No Solicitors" sign on the front door? Notice how those are legal. There is a legal difference between knocking on your neighbors door to ask for a cup of sugar, and wandering neighborhoods trying to sell sugar "door to door."

      this is effectively putting up lots of NO TRESSPASSING signs all around your property.

      No, it's like having a single "No Solicitor" sign on your phone. Seems totally reasonable to me.

    18. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Pitawg · · Score: 1

      "Was there a constitutional right to profit that I missed?"

      Was there a constitutional right to phones only getting calls off of your white-list?

      Without these marketing calls you, and at least 2 million of others like you, would have no calls..... This is more to add on the pile of arguments against technology. Once you start going for legal blockages instead of improving the poorly designed telephones, the toys become totally useless.

    19. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the best part is that when the number of people on the list was 10 million, they were still saying "we'll lose 2 million jobs"...What, does each telemarketer call five people a year?

    20. Re:Cost two million jobs... by crayz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people.

      I'm sorry, what country did you think you were in? Our country, a constitutional republic, is setup in such a way that if an entire industry bothers some people, those people can get their legislators restrain that industry in certain ways.

      So you see, your initial assumption was wrong. Citizens in the US do not need to put up with any amount of abuse from faceless legal entities.

      And to be frank, I don't think you missed a Constitutional right. I think you missed the entire Constitution.

    21. Re:Cost two million jobs... by freaksta · · Score: 0

      What's a boil?

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    22. Re:Cost two million jobs... by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1
      The government is not killing off anything. They are offering a service. Nobody is forcing people to add their names to the list.

      If many people are not bothered by telemarketers, they won't sign up for this service and the telemarketers will live happily ever after.

    23. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1

      Well, apparantly it bothers a little more than some. Try over 28 million so far, not counting those who have signed up on state lists.

      It's just like spam. They need to figure out that a large number of people aren't intersted in their "service".

      This should be a benefit to the industry anyway. Think of they money they are losing by having to pay telemarketers to call people that are just going to harass or hang up on them anyway. By having access to a list of those people they can then concentrate their efforts on the people who are not on the list and actually don't mind getting their calls.

      It's too bad people have to lose jobs over this, but it's not like this would be the first industry to have huge layoffs after some cost cutting.

      And it's not as if the industry is being outlawed. People want the power to prevent marketing calls. The government has the power to make such a law. The government is petitioned to pass the law. And so it goes.

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    24. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Plus, the right to privacy can be infered from the right to be free of unlawful search and siezure"

      No...that is NOT the right to privacy. The right to privacy is NOT a constitutional right. The right to be free of unlawful search and seizure does NOT in any sense mean you can do whatever you want in the privacy of your home.

    25. Re:Cost two million jobs... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      So what boo hoo. If I tell some central registry I don't want yahoos calling me, that's *my choice*. It is afterall *my* phone subscription.

      If I wanted some company to call me and offer services I would call them and tell them so. Otherwise stick to TV/print ads like usual.

      They don't [and never had] have a right to interrupt people forcefully. The central DNC lists only provide a remedy to the problem of recognition. That is if I sign up for a DNC that is publicly available and you call me I can then say you are liable.

      Tom

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    26. Re:Cost two million jobs... by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      " you can already, under previous laws, tell a telemarketer to add you to their DNC list and they must."

      The problem here is that for a lot of telemarketting companies its standard procedure to honour your request to be taken off BUT to THEN give your number to the 5 OTHER telemarketting companies that the mother corporation owns....and its all legal...so one after another you have to keep telling these people not to call you.

      This list tells ALL companies not to call you. I don't see how it kills their business...and personally, if the telemarketting business dies because too many people signed up for the DNC list, then it NEEDED to die in the first place.

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    27. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not unlike a pimple or a gummi bear.

    28. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Politburo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      Amendment IX
      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      Yes.

    29. Re:Cost two million jobs... by aprentic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah. I love screwing with telemarketers.
      Here are some of my favorites:

      1)
      me: "Can you hold please?"
      them: "Sure."
      me:

      2)
      me:
      me: What are you wearing?

      3)
      me: "Excuse me, is telemarketing your primary means of reaching your target consumer group?"
      them: "Uh, I think so."
      me: "Well did you know that there are currently 85 million hosts on the internet and that number is growing every day. For a $49.95 setup fee and just $19.95 a month I can set you up with a web site which can potentially market your product or service to each and every one of them..."

      4)
      Then there's always the famous Seinfeld one.
      me: "Sorry I'm kinda busy right now but how about you give me your home phone number and I'll call you sometime around dinner?"

      5)
      them: "Am I speaking with ?"
      me: "Sorry, he's dead."

    30. Re:Cost two million jobs... by thenightfly42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As Heinlein said, "There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest."

    31. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Error, error! Sorry, tom, you've miscalculated that. It should read:
      That being said it often is more fun to toy with them then to hang up right away. Waste their time [which costs money] and mine [which costs MANHAM CANNING time].

      There you go...I'm always here to help.
    32. Re:Cost two million jobs... by aprentic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damnit!

      I put stuff in the to "me:" lines in the first two situations and they showed up in the preview.
      The gist of it is still there but in case anyone is interested they where

      1: hits hold and takes another crack at beating the rock monster in Metroid Prime.

      2: breathes heavily.

    33. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, tom, if you don't receive these calls, then you may miss out on valuable opportunities to purchase manham canning products and accessories. Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater here, okay?

    34. Re:Cost two million jobs... by dokhebi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could not find in the Bill of Rights any Article or Amendment to the Constitution that granted the Right to Profit.

      The Declaration of Independence did state "...that all are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the persuit of happiness." This means that the people who own the telemarketing firms cannot be barred from trying to make a profit; however it does not guarantee they will make a profit. There is a difference.

      Something I learned as a child: your rights end where mine begin.

    35. Re:Cost two million jobs... by imaro · · Score: 1

      Because you know that telemarketers have such great people skills... they should be able to find jobs easily.

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    36. Re:Cost two million jobs... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but having a "No solictors" sign on your door doesn't give you the right to sue solicitors who ignore it for $500. In fact, it gives you no rights at all. It just lets solicitors know they'll be bothering people who aren't interested. Chances are the smart ones won't waste their time.

      We've got one of those on our door. We still get people coming in off the street, touting themselves as consultants, and leaving their cards. We thank them and throw their cards away, usually makin sure they can see it. This makes things a little awkward at user group meetings, but saves us a lot of time in hearing people prattle on about what bullshit certifications they have ("I got an 85% in networking from Brainbench," woopdiefuckingdoo, my FAT ASS CAT can network PCs and he doesn't charge $150 an hour).

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    37. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is effectively putting up lots of NO TRESSPASSING signs all around your property.

      So you're saying that putting up "NO TRESSPASSING" signs should be illegal?

      What possible rationale can you give for that?

    38. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mrjb · · Score: 1

      People on the do-not-call list are on there because they're not interested in buying products from telemarketers. Most likely they'll say NO to any call they would still get. As a result telemarketers can now focus on calling the people who *do* want to receive calls from telemarketers. As they will spend less time calling people who aren't interested, a higher percentage of their potential customers will say YES, so more profit to them. How exactly is this going to cost two million jobs?

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    39. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

      It's inferred to by the Declaration of Independence (Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness).

      Mixing the Right to Privacy with the Right to Profit isn't really a good thing. I see them both as opposites in a tug of war. As far back as I can remember, the Supreme Court has always sided with Profit when it was a Profit vs. Privacy issue. The Baby M case is the only exception I can think of, but even in that case there were other issues.

      The Supreme Court and Congress really prefer that the market bear the burden of resolving privacy issues because it's easier, lessens the Court's case load, doesn't screw with the area of Constitutional Law, and creates jobs and content consumers. I really think that whole Broken Windows fallacy was started with Justice Scalia actually smashing in store windows on the way to work... That being said, vote Quimby!

    40. Re:Cost two million jobs... by fetus · · Score: 0

      kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people.

      Correction: all people

    41. Re:Cost two million jobs... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      No, but if I invented a device the ruined dinners, made everyones blood pressure boil when answering the phone, and forced some people to forgoe telephone communication at all, it would be banned in a week. We call that "creating a public nuisance."

      Somehow if you do the same thing across state lines, it's a "service".

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    42. Re:Cost two million jobs... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Why would they go up just because there are more people on welfare? The war in Iraq has cost 70 billion so far, and our taxes haven't gone up. In fact, our benevolent conservative rulers are trying to give all of us working saps making over $100k a break.

      See?
      1) Government spends more money.
      2)
      3) Profit!

      Considering these people can make as little as 6.50 per hour, that's only $27 billion. But I'm sure the tax cut would be good enough to buy up some more land fresh from the national forest registry...

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    43. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anthracks · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you, technically the Delcaration of Independence also has no legal force, it's the constitution that matters.

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    44. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my FAT ASS CAT can network PCs

      Let me guess: the name of your CAT is 5e.

    45. Re:Cost two million jobs... by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but having a "No solictors" sign on your door doesn't give you the right to sue solicitors who ignore it for $500. In fact, it gives you no rights at all. It just lets solicitors know they'll be bothering people who aren't interested. Chances are the smart ones won't waste their time.

      I guess it depends where you live:
      http://www.town.west-newbury.ma.us/Public_D ocument s/WestNewburyMA_Bylaws/chapter18

      We've got one of those on our door. We still get people coming in off the street

      Dunno where you live, or what the law is there, nor am I a lawyer. I'm betting you're not a lawyer either - are you sure it's not illegal? Are you sure you don't have a right to have them prosecuted?

    46. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i agree there might be more productive work, but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people.

      When an activity lowers the quality of life for all, it is no longer an industry. It is a crime against humanity. As such, the sooner telemarketing is outlawed the better.

    47. Re:Cost two million jobs... by ReTay · · Score: 1

      How about a BIG yes to that one.
      The supreme court has ruled that although not mentioned superficially it is inferred in the constitution and is protected by the constitution. Like the right to protection from unreasonable search and seizure. The courts have ruled the Americans do have the right to privacy. Next?

    48. Re:Cost two million jobs... by peaworth · · Score: 1

      I can really feel their pain. I was in a similar situation. I was making a good living selling crack cocaine, then the government had to come in and pass a law just because that industry "bothers" some people. We employed many people, who are out of a job now. (Well, not completely. We adapted and sell extasy now, but the profit margins there are crap.)

      Is there a Constitutional right to being drug-free that I missed?

    49. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, it was still effective with those lines left blank :)

    50. Re:Cost two million jobs... by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

      but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry

      They do it all the time. Just look at prositution, the drug trade, sunday liquor sales, illegal gambling, Napster etc..... . Name one industry that does not have some sort of government regulation.

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    51. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mister+boo · · Score: 1

      There may not be, but you miss one main point. We pay for the privelege of having a telephone line. I'm stuck with sorting junk mail, but I don't have to pay the Postal Service to deleiver it to my house. The sender pays the postage. It costs me nothing to receive mail, only to send it. On the other hand, I pay for the use of a phone line, therefore telemarketing is a theft of my paid for service. I do not feel there should be any exemptions in the no-call registry. In fact, the only calls I receive should be from people I gave permission to contact me at that number. But feel free to disagree- It won't hurt my feelings any!

    52. Re:Cost two million jobs... by whatparadox · · Score: 1

      Fourth Amendment.
      See "The Right to Privacy"by some guys who were judges somewhere. Somewhere rather important IIRC

    53. Re:Cost two million jobs... by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      having a "No solicitors" sign on your door doesn't give you the right to sue solicitors who ignore it
      Yeah, I'd hate to have to sue a lawyer.

      Oh, by "solicitors" you mean "salesmen"? Never mind.

    54. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's all right, all of these jobs are going to India, anyway, right?

    55. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most telemarketing houses are large buisness buildings deserted in small towns. Due to the nature of the economy of a 5,000 town, any buisness providing more than $6 per hour to more than 500 people will become a fundamental work provider. As other places have to raise their wages to compete (since the telemarketers hire anyone who can talk), lots of people at Wall Mart etc will get laid off and have to start calling just to keep their house. Just remember, you really don't know the person on the other end of the phone as well as you might think.

    56. Re:Cost two million jobs... by parliboy · · Score: 1
      them: "Am I speaking with ?"
      me: "Sorry, he's dead."

      As a tangent to the death thing:
      When my grandfather died in 1988, my grandmother chose to keep the line in his name. Didn't really think much of the idea at the time, but it works wonders for knowing who to hang up on now. No surer sign of a telemarketer than getting a phone call soliciting a guy who's been dead for 15 years.

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    57. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      It's inferred to by the Declaration of Independence (Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness).

      A lot of things can be infered from that document; it's historic and important, but it's not law.

      Mixing the Right to Privacy with the Right to Profit isn't really a good thing...

      And I didn't do that. The 10th amendment is the "other rights" amendment.

    58. Re:Cost two million jobs... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Actually, his name is Generalissimo Augusto Nicolas Calderon Sandino, which you think may be a rather big and subversive name for a cat, but I assure you he is, in fact, a big subversive cat. Just look at the way he kicks a llama's ass in NWN.

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    59. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh.. my grandmother received a call from some company selling make-your-own-pottery kits.. At the time she had one of her arms in a cast, so the conversation went something like this:
      "- Hi, may I interest you in our delightful do-it-yourself pottery kits?
      - Pottery? How would I do pottery with only one arm?
      - Oh I'm terribly sorry!
      - That's allright. *click* "

    60. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Syn404 · · Score: 1

      That just sucks for those of us who get telemarketers calling our cell phones. I have a very limited number of minutes a month primarily intended for emergencies. I do have free weekends, but there's not exactly a guarantee that telemarketers will stick to only calling me when it doesn't use up my minutes.

    61. Re:Cost two million jobs... by CSharpMinor · · Score: 1

      This one also works:

      Them: Can I interest you in [insert service I already have] for your telephone?
      Me: I'm sorry, I don't own a phone.
      Them (usually): Oh, I'm sorry.
      Them (usually, as I hang up): Hey, wait a minute!

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    62. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      5)
      no no no no!!!!
      It's more like
      5) "Is XXX here?"
      "No, XXX is in court on trial for the stalking and brutal axe murder of a telemarketer."

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    63. Re:Cost two million jobs... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When my grandfather died in 1988, my grandmother chose to keep the line in his name. Didn't really think much of the idea at the time, but it works wonders for knowing who to hang up on now. No surer sign of a telemarketer than getting a phone call soliciting a guy who's been dead for 15 years.

      Another sign of the cluelessness of the average phone-spammer is when they call asking for "Mr. and Mrs. $YOURLASTNAME"...and you're still single.

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    64. Re:Cost two million jobs... by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      Yes, the courts have found that there is an implied right to privacy in the Bill of Rights as a whole, though it is not specifically stated in any one amendment.

      Believe it or not, people who go to college really DO know more.

    65. Re:Cost two million jobs... by aprentic · · Score: 1

      You see people this is what information sharing is all about.
      I've now expanded my "annoy the telemarketer" reptoire by a considerable amount.

    66. Re:Cost two million jobs... by big_debacle · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never met some of the people who do telemarketing.

    67. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      them: "Am I speaking with ?"

      me: "Sorry, he's dead."

      I heard of someone taking this approach once. He did this when his credit card company called once, and they wound up closing his account because they assumed he was deceased.

    68. Re:Cost two million jobs... by bryane · · Score: 1
      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      No, there is no such right in the constitution. That right was created out of thin air in the 1960s.

    69. Re:Cost two million jobs... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      while the supreme court may infer there to be an implicit right to privacy, they constantly are changing what exactly that right defines. is a woman having an aborting considered exercising their "right to privacy", is gay sex considered exercising one's right to privacy? does a high school student have a right to privacy when the school wants to conduct random locker searches? yes do high school have a right to privacy when the school wants to conduct random drug testing? no

      the point is that until congress enacts this right as an ammendment to the constitution and has it ratifieid, it's always on much more shaky ground than any of the rights that are explicitly spelled out in that there constitution.

    70. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTML, remember? Gotta use < and > I'm assuming you put them between <>, that's why they didn't show up.

    71. Re:Cost two million jobs... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      By that level of reasoning, there's also a constitutional right to profit.

      Next, please.

    72. Re:Cost two million jobs... by caudron · · Score: 1

      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      The Ninth Amendment had been mentioned infrequently in decisions of the Supreme Court until it became the subject of some exegesis by several of the Justices in Griswold v. Connecticut. There a statute prohibiting use of contraceptives was voided as an infringement of the right of marital privacy. Justice Douglas, writing the opinion of the Court, asserted that the "specific guarantees in the Bill of Rights have penumbras, formed by emanations from those guarantees that help give them life and substance." Thus, while privacy is nowhere mentioned, it is one of the values served and protected by the First Amendment, through its protection of associational rights, and by the Third, the Fourth, and the Fifth Amendments as well. The Justice recurred to the text of the Ninth Amendment, apparently to support the thought that these penumbral rights are protected by one Amendment or a complex of Amendments despite the absence of a specific reference. Justice Goldberg, concurring, devoted several pages to the Amendment.

      -Tom

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    73. Re:Cost two million jobs... by TheTick · · Score: 1

      It's kind of a big secret, and the government would prefer you not think too much about it but, believe or not, the Constitution of the US explicitly states that there are inalienable individual rights which it does not state and it does abridge those rights simply by not enumerating them.

      In short, you have rights which are not explicitly listed in the Constitution.

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    74. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, here in Texas you can shoot the motherfucker for trespassing on your property.

    75. Re:Cost two million jobs... by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld: Sorry I'm kinda busy right now but how about you give me your home phone number and I'll call you sometime more convenient for me, like 3 A.M.?
      [telemarketer's response is not heard by audience]
      Seinfeld: Oh, you don't like being called at home. Now you know how I feel. [slams down phone]

      And then there's another:

      Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?
      Seinfeld: Yes. [slams down phone}

    76. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not at the expense of irritation and irresponsible people that take no regard to this privacy

      next, please

    77. Re:Cost two million jobs... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Actually, there in Texas, you can't.

      http://www.thecattlemanmagazine.com/issues/2002/ 08 -02/thePrice.asp

      Unless you can convince one of them Texas juries that shooting a solicitor was self defense or protection of your property. And I'm betting you'd have a pretty hard time of it.

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    78. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is effectively putting up lots of NO TRESSPASSING signs all around your property.

      I can do that, and if you don't heed them I can fucking shoot you.

    79. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I wasn't the one that said there wasn't.

      Of course if you want to blanket the 9th to everything, you could argue that there's a right to murder too! But alas, my right to murder ends where someone else's right to live begins. It is the same way in the profit vs. privacy argument.

    80. Re:Cost two million jobs... by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1
      Another sign of the cluelessness of the average phone-spammer is when they call asking for "Mr. and Mrs. $YOURLASTNAME"...and you're still single.

      My mom says she that she's gotten calls numerous times where they asked for me and when she told them I wasn't home they'd responce with "Oh, well is this Mrs. Steenhagen?" The proper answer to that question, of course, is yes... she is in fact married to my father, thus making her Mrs. Steenhagen. She is not, however, the person the telemarketer is looking for. In fact, that person doesn't currently exist!!
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    81. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      technically the Delcaration of Independence also has no legal force

      It's so sad. I'd love to pursue happiness anyway I want as long as I don't hurt others, but no I can't.

    82. Re:Cost two million jobs... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see what you mean. The "my right to swing my fist ends at the next guy's nose" argument.

      I'm still skeptical as to how far you can take this argument. I certainly agree that the DNC list is a great idea, for exactly that reason--it's just an extension of the legal right to put up fences, or better, "No Solicitors" signs on your front door.

      My real problem is with court cases where the "inferred" right to privacy is held sacrosanct.

    83. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is there a constitutional right to privacy that I missed?

      Yes. The courts have said so many times. I'm not sure how you could possible miss it. I don't really feel like doing your homework for you, but take a look at Roe v. Wade for starters. Sodomy laws are more funny and are also overturned on constitutional privacy grounds.

    84. Re:Cost two million jobs... by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      them: "Am I speaking with ?"
      me: "Sorry, he's dead."


      I see vast benefits for being legally dead - mainly people would stop bugging you so much. I wonder what the negatives would be. It might be difficult to get a credit card ... but maybe that's one of the benifits too. It just seems like it could be a good thing for everyone you don't know to think you're dead.

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    85. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Virtex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So how long until they restrain the RIAA?

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    86. Re:Cost two million jobs... by fermion · · Score: 1
      many people would say there is no right to privacy.

      But the supreme court has inreasingly asserted that a right to privacy does exist.

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    87. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of coarse it is!

      btw, should owners of inet adds sue mozilla.org for producing a browser which can block popups and adds from common adds servers?

    88. Re:Cost two million jobs... by maw · · Score: 1
      1: hits hold and takes another crack at beating the rock monster in Metroid Prime.

      Actually, I think it'd be better if you didn't hit hold. Just put the phone down and let them listen to you play.

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    89. Re:Cost two million jobs... by jesser · · Score: 2

      What's a boil?

      Dictionary.com has "a painful sore with a hard pus-filled core" and several more detailed definitions, all of which include the word "painful". But more importantly, it was one of the Plagues in the story of Exodus.

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    90. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amendment IX The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people


      oh.. THATS where it says a right to privacy.... hmmm... funny I dont see PRIVACY anywhere in there...
    91. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Platupous · · Score: 1

      Well yes, there is a right to privacy in the constitution. It is within the first ten amendments as a matter of fact: the Bill of Rights.

      It is amendment IX. It reads:
      The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      Please, everybody who lives in the U.S., go out and get a copy of the Constitution of the United States, and read it.

    92. Re:Cost two million jobs... by miu · · Score: 1
      By that level of reasoning, there's also a constitutional right to profit.

      The seeking of profit or privacy are both "others (rights) retained by the people". The government creates laws and policies (subsidies, copyright) that encourage people to create businesses that make profit, as profit is something that is seen as beneficial to society. The DNC list is the case of the government creating a law that encourages privacy, as privacy is seen as beneficial to society.

      We recognize the necessity of anonymity (a form of privacy) for free voting, require a court order before law enforcement can search your property, have specific laws against invasion of privacy by private citizens, have laws against trespassing, etc.

      I'm confused as to why there are suddenly so many people so insistent about there being no right to privacy. It is obvious that privacy is a requirement for free speech - free thought and expression are not possible if you are worried about what the neighbors think.

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    93. Re:Cost two million jobs... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Really? I've never been called on my cell [other than by my provider] for survey/sales. Maybe [heck if I know] there are laws in Canada about calling cells...

      Anyways, I know for sure I would make it my life mission to hunt a telemarketer that called my cell phone...

      Tom

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    94. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you'd hunt him down.... hunt him down and CAN his MANHAM!

    95. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god that was funny.
      I can't believe it, either. That joke should be stale by now.

    96. Re:Cost two million jobs... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Because there isn't a right to privacy, singular. There are many privacy rights, plural, but not an over-arching right to privacy. As far as I can tell, a court ruling that strikes down a particular government action on the basis of "it violates privacy", when it does not fall into one of the Constitutional categories you mention, is utterly bogus.

      And I'm not sure I understand what you mean by "privacy is a requirement for free speech". When you do speak freely, you're not keeping your thoughts private--you're putting them out in public.

    97. Re:Cost two million jobs... by miu · · Score: 1
      And I'm not sure I understand what you mean by "privacy is a requirement for free speech". When you do speak freely, you're not keeping your thoughts private--you're putting them out in public.

      An individual act of speech does not require a public expression or general public dissemination: beliefs, thoughts, fantasies, diaries, etc. can all forms of protected speech. A person subject to continued public exposure may be harassed or intimidated for the subject matter of a book they are writing, the books they read, the web sites they visit, and so on.

      Some people love nothing more than to censure their neighbors, freedom requires that all are able to tell such people "none of your business - go away".

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    98. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does have amazing staying power, doesn't it?

      This one is still my favorite (although I didn't post it).

    99. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Cygnusx12 · · Score: 1

      Realistically, most of the people they are counting do inbound service and wouldn't be effected anyway.

      How do you figure? Often, a call center is being contracted by another company to perform both inbound outbound services. Perhaps it's only my experience, but from what I've seen around here, these are mostly outbound services. Often the same people selling you 1 product are the same people taking the inbound calls for the Ronco steaks knives.

      If you take away the outbound servicing, you are indeed putting a significant number of those people out of a job. I will agree, tho, that 2 million is waaaay high.

      Has anyone else noticed a change in tactics by the telemarketers? Myself, I've noticed the salesmen call under the guise of "we're doing a survey of XXX in the area". Makes me wonder what sort of loophole they've found.. does answering the questions constitute a business relationship?

    100. Re:Cost two million jobs... by aprentic · · Score: 1

      Did you see the movie "Hackers"
      They had this hacking challenge where they ended up declaring their victim legally dead.

      Yeah you gotta be careful with stuff like that :)

    101. Re:Cost two million jobs... by aprentic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I though since I checked the plain text only box it would ignore that.

    102. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 1

      People shouldn't be used to make telemarketing calls, or used
      to work at Walmart. This is a waste of a valuable person. Even if that
      person is wearing a mullet. We'd all be better off if they
      just moved to the places where the jobs are (cue Sam Kineson here).

      --
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    103. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

      it's historic and important, but it's not law.

      That's true. But it is influential since it gives lawmakers a feel for the founding fathers' tone, which is absent from the Constitution. There are several sources of law that aren't law in the strict sense, such as the Restatement Second of Torts, an amalgamation of tort law across the country

      And I didn't do that. The 10th amendment is the "other rights" amendment.

      Oops, let me clarify. I wasn't suggested you were mixing the two. I was just making a poorly-worded blanket statement about Privacy vs. Profit.

    104. Re:Cost two million jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, how many trolls are there who follow Tom around and point out his manham canning tendencies? I only started a week or so ago...it's hilarious, fun for the whole family!

  4. Hypocrites... by Gibble · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure alot of people who work for telemarketers have their names on the list just so they don't get calls.

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    1. Re:Hypocrites... by xenocytekron · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Don't assume anything. You have no idea whether they do or not.

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    2. Re:Hypocrites... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why they are called assumptions, because they aren't fact...geesh

  5. ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by inteller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one could argue that they never had a viable industry in the first place. I mean sure they were born during the gee-whiz days of telephone technology, but yesterdays novelties are today's nuisances.

    1. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by Thuktun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to mention that the Telemarketing Industry is based on stealing small amounts of time from a vast number of people. I don't find it unexpected that (1) people adamantly reject this method of marketing in large numbers and (2) the Telemarketing Industry does not agree.

      Taking something from an unwilling target is theft, it's just that theft of someone's attention hasn't been made illegal yet.

      Organized Crime going out of business might well put tens of thousands out of work as well.

    2. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      yesterdays novelties are today's nuisances

      So true. *cough* Clippy *cough* ...
      No wait, Clippy's been a nuisance from the start.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    3. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by tlovie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to sounds like a telemarketer sympathizer, but they clearly have a viable industry, otherwise they wouldn't exist. The true key to eliminating this major annoyance would be to stop buying goods from all telemarketers, no matter how good the offer sounded.

    4. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by inteller · · Score: 1

      the problem is most people don't buy things from them, except for lonely little old ladies. telemarketing is a money losing business. Yet they still prop up their business based on old statistics that say people use them.

    5. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. *cough* Clippy *cough* ...
      No wait, Clippy's been a nuisance from the start.


      Now I read slashdot mainly for the fun of the flamewars and Anti-MS comments.
      How the hell did you manage to get an anti-MS comment on topic with an article like this?
      You, sir, are my slashdot entertainment god!

      Woah!

    6. Re:ah the old "we lose our industry" excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I read slashdot mainly for the fun of the flamewars and Anti-MS comments.


      How can you say this? This is a professional news site with great editors and news for nerds (very intelligent people) and stuff that matters (for even more intelligent people) and insightful comments from industry leaders and...
      aww.. who am I kidding.. I read it for the flamewars too.

      I have a sad life.

  6. Better Now... by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...then later, then. Seriously, it should have been tackled long ago. What I'd like the government to do is say "OK, we'll compensate for those being laid off, but the list is staying." THEN we'll see the true side of the telemarketters.

    FYI - if you work in email spam, better start looking for a job now while you have a chance...

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    1. Re:Better Now... by darkscorp · · Score: 1
      ...then later, then. Seriously, it should have been tackled long ago. What I'd like the government to do is say "OK, we'll compensate for those being laid off, but the list is staying." THEN we'll see the true side of the telemarketters.

      FYI - if you work in email spam, better start looking for a job now while you have a chance...

      The real question is... why haven't these people been looking for jobs already. The writing has been on the wall for quite some time now -- Why are people so reluctant to see it?
    2. Re:Better Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the UK, we've had a DNC list for a long time, and it works, after a fashion.

      Despite this, call centres are still expanding (despite union concerns that call-centre jobs are being outsourced overseas). I presume this is because, instead of cold-calling folk to sell them stuff, they now take calls to help folk buy stuff.

      In terms of jobs, I don't see a problem, but as a company, I'd be a little upset at having to ditch all those auto-diallers. But then I'd deserve to be.

    3. Re:Better Now... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Why should I foot the bill because someone decided to take a job in an industry designed to annoy me?

    4. Re:Better Now... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The telemarket droids are hanging on to their jobs and not seen the writing on the wall for the same reason that a large part of us slashdotters are hanging on to our tech-related jobs despite knowing that our jobs will most likely be outsourced in the future -- it's what we have, what we know, and there's darn few other jobs to choose from out there. Especially if you're allergic to canola oil.

      Regards,
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    5. Re:Better Now... by darkscorp · · Score: 1
      The telemarket droids are hanging on to their jobs and not seen the writing on the wall for the same reason that a large part of us slashdotters are hanging on to our tech-related jobs despite knowing that our jobs will most likely be outsourced in the future

      Blasphemous Swine! Shut your filthy hole.
    6. Re:Better Now... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      why haven't these people been looking for jobs already

      The pay is too damn good. You only need a high school degree, and training is cake. Would you rather work at McDonalds for $5.50/hour or telemarketting for $10.00/hour?

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    7. Re:Better Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd like the government to do is say "OK, we'll compensate for those being laid off, but the list is staying." THEN we'll see the true side of the telemarketters.

      I thought the government already was planning to compensate those laid off -- isn't that what unemployment benefits are?

    8. Re:Better Now... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Aye, I agree with what you had to say. My point was if we could (hypothetically) take care of those that lose their jobs, the telemarketing companies would have nothing to stand on, and no way to complain to the government. That's when things would get nasty and we'd see their 'true side.'

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      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    9. Re:Better Now... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      FYI - if you work in email spam, better start looking for a job now while you have a chance...

      But on the plus side, I hear that there are some openings in SMS spam...

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    10. Re:Better Now... by imaro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Riiight, let's have the federal government pay people for not working in an industry that collapsed because of a market failure.

      And for all those who are upset that I called this a market failure, this is exactly that. The telemarket industry broke itself by biting the hand that feeds it. This response is not on of a tyranical government ending a competitve industry, but an action requested for by the consumers. In the game of capitalist-political capital, the telemarketer lost.

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    11. Re:Better Now... by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Nope. The government is doing what the voters wanted it to do, get this damned company off our backs. Jobs lost are just the industry moving along. Not the governments problem.

    12. Re:Better Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the proper term is 'zionist whore.'

    13. Re:Better Now... by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Telemarketers are as eligible for unemployment and welfare as anyone else. Tell em to shut the fuck up and stop calling me.

    14. Re:Better Now... by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1
      The pay is too damn good. You only need a high school degree, and training is cake. Would you rather work at McDonalds for $5.50/hour or telemarketting for $10.00/hour?


      I'd rather do piecework in the fields or orchards. (I have done it.)

      But then, I have a nasty handicap called morals.
  7. In my view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It SHOULDN'T be profitable to cold-call people and annoy them at home.

    1. Re:In my view... by nbarr · · Score: 1

      Thats exactly what I think. If they keep doing it, is because lots of people are buying their products. People that actually ear the phone call until the end, and buy their products... imagine that.

      Whats wrong with this people?!

      --
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    2. Re:In my view... by darkscorp · · Score: 1

      And yet there are other people who do this everyday... why not target other people in Sales or Stockbrokers.

  8. Yawn. by palutke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another industry with a doomed business model resorting to litigation to address its (short-term) problems.

    If I were a telemarketer, I'd be overjoyed at the prospect of a national do-not-call list. It should be seen as a list of people who aren't likely to buy anything from me, thus reducing the time I waste calling people who probably won't buy. The feds even pay to maintain it!

    Also . . .

    The suit's argument that jobs will be lost is worthless. If they were motivated by providing jobs, I wouldn't get so many pre-recorded solicitations. I'm sure the industry would eliminate almost all their employees if they thought it would bring them more profit.

    --
    'I ain't a liar, baby, and I ain't proud I just want what I'm not allowed.' -- Violent Femmes, 36-24-36
    1. Re:Yawn. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      If I were a telemarketer, I'd be overjoyed at the prospect of a national do-not-call list

      No you wouldn't, since your own statistics -- like their's -- would show that the do-not-call types are exactly as likely to buy as the rest. Funny old world, eh?

    2. Re:Yawn. by mcgroarty · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If I were a telemarketer, I'd be overjoyed at the prospect of a national do-not-call list.

      I don't think you would be. The majority of telemarketing purchases are made by people too submissive or timid to say "no" to a caller. These people are probably signing up in droves, as it's a nice, non-confrontational way of dealing with their weakness.

    3. Re:Yawn. by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      the industry had an extremely viable business model. many many companies have been doing sucessfull telemarketing for 20+ years.

      the gov't came in and effectively eliminated that avenue of product marketing.

    4. Re:Yawn. by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      duh. industry is motivated by profit (step 3, remember?) which is defined by this simple little equatino:

      revenue - expenditure = profit

      when an industry pleas to the public and government that it contributes jobs, always remember that paycheques fall on the wrong side of the profit equation and will be reduced whenever and however possible.

      creating jobs is a side effect of industry. not an end goal.

    5. Re:Yawn. by palutke · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, to a point. With the timid people on the list, some telemarketers will go belly-up (or lay off a large portion of their staff). Others, however, will adapt and develop new and effective ways of selling their products (or products on behaf of their clients). Some might even resort to offering a good value *gasp*. The reason they don't do this now is because high-pressure is cheap and effective.

      The DNC registry will just cull the herd a bit.

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      'I ain't a liar, baby, and I ain't proud I just want what I'm not allowed.' -- Violent Femmes, 36-24-36
    6. Re:Yawn. by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

      If I were a telemarketer, I'd be overjoyed at the prospect of a national do-not-call list.

      Not necessarily; the businesses are probably happy about the list, but the telemarketing firms themselves are very upset. I have no doubt that the "best" telemarketing firms are those that misrepresent the allure of their consumer lists and their services. For a specific example, look at OSDN's ad page. Evidently, the /. editor's uneducated jabs this week's $current_villan are "[..] the richest, most relevant editorial content [..]" around.

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      "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire
    7. Re:Yawn. by Jim+Hall · · Score: 4, Funny
      I've developed an interesting habit when I get "pseudo-telemarketer" calls (in MN, certain services are exempted from the state DNC list.) I first heard a similar story on NPR, and it has worked well for me. Here's the call I had most recently:

      telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Sara, and I represent ___ mortgage company."

      me: "I don't believe your name is Sara."

      Sara: "What? Er.. hmm... well.. Why don't you believe my name is Sara?"

      me: "Well, okay. I guess I didn't mean it that way. I'll believe your name is 'Sara'. But I don't believe you're a real person. I think you're a computer program."

      Sara: "Huh? What? Why would you think I'm a computer program?"

      me: "Because I'm on the do-not-call list, so I can't believe a person would actually call me. You'd have to be a computer program."

      Sara: (laughs .. has a place to get back on the script) "The do-not-call doesn't apply to us. So I'm not a computer program."

      me: "That's what a computer program would probably say."

      Sara: "Okay, well I guess I won't waste your time tonight." (hangs up)

    8. Re:Yawn. by cliffiecee · · Score: 1

      > ... people too submissive or timid to say "no" to a caller.

      It doesn't matter WHY someone would add their name to the list. It simply means they don't want to be harassed. If an impulse-buyer can save themselves a few bucks by eliminating some temptation in their lives, then I'm all for it.

      Your statement makes me realize just how important an issue this is.

    9. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ususally just put the phone down, NOT hang up, just put the phone down. It works quite well. I have had several telemarketers hang up within 1 minute.

    10. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jim- I'm interested to know what mortgage company it was that called. I live in MPLS, and there's a few companies in particular that are above and beyond aggressive with their telemarketing pesterting. Email me at magd0011@umn.edu. Thanks. -Ian

    11. Re:Yawn. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The telemarketers did it to themselves. They have proven themselves unwilling to behave decently towards others, and now others have decided to shut them out.

      Perhaps if they had shown a little restraint (one or two calls is one thing 10 a day is too much), not shown what they really think of the people they call by using those autodialers and not having enough employees to properly man them (they demonstrate complete contempt for people when they waste their time answering phantom caller after phantom caller), not hiding behind 'unavailable'.

      At any rate, they should be greatful to the government and it's laws. Without those, their call centers would have been burned down by angry recipiants of their calls years ago.

    12. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timid?! I, for one, am not timid when it comes to "confronting" someone on the phone. I have told the local police to stop calling me as I will not buy their -some function- tickets. The last time they called me I informed them that I had asked three times and they might face litigation next time!

      Timid my fuzzy butt!
      Allah

    13. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unfortunately, non-profits and political callers aren't bound by no-call requests. :(

    14. Re:Yawn. by Kallahar · · Score: 1

      Heh, one time I swore the guy calling was a recording, so I hit # on the phone, thinking it might skip the message or do something. The guy pauses, then continues. So I hit it again, he says "Hello?" and then eventually hangs up.

      Kind of funny, even when he said "hello" it sounded like a recording.

      Kallahar

    15. Re:Yawn. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Next time Sara calls you, ask her if she has a twin named Eliza. :)

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    16. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an older sister you mean ;)

    17. Re:Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point Brian, by signing up i'll probably end up missing those "f*ck you, don't ever call here again" calls.

    18. Re:Yawn. by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      The majority of telemarketing purchases are made by people too submissive or timid to say "no" to a caller.
      Perhaps these folks have some mental anguish that makes them submissive? So let's extort money from the passive people making them feel worse? Sounds like a school bully kinda thing to me, and honestly, that's extortion.

      While we're at it, let's put cocane in cigarettes to make them an even more uncontrolable downward spiral, too.
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  9. whine and complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the heck has happened? Why do private businesses think that the Government is only there to ensure that they will always be profitable? If the people don't want the damn phone calls, and this is the only way to make them stop, then the Government is 100% in setting up this list.

    1. Re:whine and complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the heck has happened? Why do private businesses think that the Government is only there to ensure that they will always be profitable?

      I take it that you miss out on the 2000 election results?

  10. I hate getting hung up on by margycdb · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Man, if you think it sucks to be in IT right now, it sucks much more to be a telemarketer... now, and every day.

    1. Re:I hate getting hung up on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but telemarketing is a crutch for all but maybe 6 people in the country. And those people just don't want to admit it's a crutch. A couple of business owners are making bank, but the rest of them are cold calling people for minimum wage plus sometimes commission. It's a shit job and it sucks the life out of you and the world would be better off without anyone doing it. As soon as I quit my telemarkting job, and all I did was surveys, that's supposed to be easy, my quality of life improved 700 billion times. I quit smoking pot because I no longer hated my life. I went back to school. My entire existince, and that of those all around me has improved significantly. I can't wait for these 2 million people to experience the same liberation. Sure they think they need these jobs, but they don't. There's something better out there for every single one of them. Cheers

  11. Wah wah wah by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who put it in these guys heads that they have a right to call me at home to hock their mortgage and duct-cleaning schemes?

    Every dollar they lose, the phone company (and via "trickle down" theory, me) saves by not shouldering the cost of their business.

    Essentially their cost of doing business is being subsidized by everyone who pays a phone bill.

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    1. Re:Wah wah wah by TrekkieGod · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Every dollar they lose, the phone company (and via "trickle down" theory, me) saves by not shouldering the cost of their business.

      Uh...I'm pretty sure they pay the phone company for the calls...

      Not that I think the do-not-call list is a bad thing...I'm registered. I think this is the death of an industry, but a death that I want to happen. An industry's right to profit should end the moment it interfers with my rights.

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    2. Re:Wah wah wah by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, I'm talking about the local ones that call me constantly. Theres 9 million mortgage "brokers" in my neighbourhood, and they're the worst offenders. They call constantly with the rates being so low.

      It's a simple way to make money. Call everyone with a local number. If three or four refinance through you, and you make 3 or 4 grand a pop as a finders fee, you're set. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Thing is, they pay the same local flat rate that I do on my business line that I use only when needed.

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    3. Re:Wah wah wah by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Every dollar they lose, the phone company (and via "trickle down" theory, me) saves by not shouldering the cost of their business.

      Uh...I'm pretty sure they pay the phone company for the calls...


      Yes, but telemarketing costs the phone company and everyone money because of the strain it puts on the infrastructure of the phone system. The same way spam costs money because it puts a strain on the internet requiring expense server upgrades more often than if it weren't around.

    4. Re:Wah wah wah by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      I think this is the death of an industry, but a death that I want to happen.

      One down, one to go (recording industry) until I win the death pool!

    5. Re:Wah wah wah by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Alright, lets go over the basic structure of a system of exchanging services for money:

      A telemarketer will make a call, and put a small load on the phone system. To have this priviledge, the telemarketer gives the phone company money. Now that the system has a more load on it, and the phone company has more money, the phone company reinvests some of the money back on their infrastructure.

      This is unlike e-mail spam in that e-mail spammers don't give the recipients' ISP's money. You can bet if they had to, there would be a lot less spam, and not nearly as many complaints.

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    6. Re:Wah wah wah by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but telemarketing costs the phone company and everyone money because of the strain it puts on the infrastructure of the phone system.

      Well, by that logic then the phone company should be happy if everyone cancels their service... after all, then there won't be anyone putting strain on the infrastructure!

      Stupid.

      Telemarketers are one of the more profitable segments for the phone company... they pay a shitload for trunk lines, they pay for service, and often pay for large chunks of long distance time. Yes, they use the infrastructure? So what? The telephone business, like many high infrastructure businesses, has huge up front costs and very little scaling. Think about how much money it costs to allow one person to make a phone call to any other person -- you have to run all that wire, put in all the switches, etc. Does it cost much more for them to call 10 other people? 100? 1000? Not really. Yes, you can wind up with needing more infrastructure eventually, but that all pales in comparison to how much it costs to even have the system in existence at all. Additional load is rarely an issue.

    7. Re:Wah wah wah by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      An industry's right to profit should end the moment it interfers with my rights.

      There is no "right to profit", profit has to be earned and if you can't earn it you're screwed. If your business model is shit then too damn bad.

      just my $0.02

    8. Re:Wah wah wah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An industry's right to profit should end the moment it interfers with my rights.
      An industry shouldn't have any goddamn rights at all. Those morons way back in 1886 really fucked things up good with the "corporations have rights ruling".
  12. 2 Million workers should say thank you by Rares+Marian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They finally have to find a more dignified job.

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    1. Re:2 Million workers should say thank you by harley_frog · · Score: 2, Funny
      They finally have to find a more dignified job.

      Like going into porn.

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    2. Re:2 Million workers should say thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, no joke. Porn stars have fans. ever heard of a telemarketer fan club? Didn't think so.

    3. Re:2 Million workers should say thank you by zulux · · Score: 1

      Like going into porn.

      The best thing about working in porn, is the complementry lemony-fresh moist towelette.

      Mmmm.... lemon....

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  13. Won't work by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this exactly like the candle manufacturers suing the electric utilities, claiming electricity will cause massive job loss? On the other hand, what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

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    1. Re:Won't work by marktoml · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, work for Microsoft support?

    2. Re:Won't work by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

      ...technical support

      (I'm sorry. Its been one of those kind of days)

    3. Re:Won't work by Cheeze · · Score: 4, Funny

      Having a big mouth and being able to follow a script sounds like the job description of a politician.

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    4. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On the other hand, what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?


      "Welcome to McDonalds, how may I serve you?"

    5. Re:Won't work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Isn't this exactly like the candle manufacturers suing the electric utilities, claiming electricity will cause massive job loss? On the other hand, what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now? ...go into politics ...first-level tech support ...re-dub foreign shows with bad voices ...act

    6. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      work in Dell customer service

    7. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

      Your president is doing this now, and not even very well!

    8. Re:Won't work by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      Isn't this just like the RIAA suing P2P downloaders? Nope. And its not really like candles vs. electricity. In both of these cases, there is a superior technology replacing the old, and the people making money off the old technology resisted it.

      In this case, there is not a better technology replacing telemarketers. Its the US citizens deciding they have had enough and don't want to be constantly harrassed by telemarketers anymore.

      A couple of years ago I was getting 10-20 telemarketing calls a day. Seriously. It was annoying as hell. I had caller ID and would not answer "Out of Area" or "Restricted ID", but still the phone was ringing all the time. Plus I have some legitimate friends who (for some reason) have their caller ID blocked, so I would miss their calls for fear of it being a marketing call (but then, that's their problem, and I would tell them so whenever they asked why I never answer when they call).

      Then I had "Privacy Guard" added to my phone at the low, low price of $6/month. Privacy Guard was SBC's way of saying "we know telemarketers annoy you, and here's how we'll profit from it". Any caller without a valid caller ID would be prompted to say their name and press # or something. Then my phone rings and I can screen the call.

      All of a sudden my house was quiet, save for the few times a day one of my friends would call. It was fantastic. For only $72/year, I got my phone back.

      My telephone is for my convenience. I do not pay for my phone in order to have yet another way to receive advertisements.

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    9. Re:Won't work by Romeozulu · · Score: 1

      Only if the government outlawed candles, denying them the ability to compete against the light bulb.

    10. Re:Won't work by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Wrong...the parent clearly stated "able to follow a script". Geeez, pay attention huh? ;)

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    11. Re:Won't work by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      [Insert witty Vanilla Sky quotes here...]

    12. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had added IQ of a fence-post, it would be management.

    13. Re:Won't work by DuckWing · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

      Sounds like a phone sex line to me. Or maybe a pr0n star.

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    14. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Having a big mouth and being able to follow a script sounds like the job description of a politician."

      DON'T SAY THAT!

      The DNC list will go away before you can blink. You think the politicians want 2 million more people competing for their jobs?

      A Nony Mouse

    15. Re:Won't work by neirboj · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Having a big mouth and being able to follow a script sounds like the job description of a politician."

      And, oh, wait... politicians are exempt from the list. How awfully convenient!

    16. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm supposed to ask you to reboot now.

    17. Re:Won't work by echucker · · Score: 1

      Having a big mouth and being able to follow a script sounds like the job description of a politician.

      Or a pr0n actress ;-)

    18. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, most of these people don't have law degrees.

    19. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was the interns that had the big mouths.

    20. Re:Won't work by The+Ribena+Kid · · Score: 1
      Having a big mouth and being able to follow a script sounds like the job description of a politician.

      That's the last thing we need, 2 million more politicians.

    21. Re:Won't work by sharkey · · Score: 1
      what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

      The WB is always looking for new shows.

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  14. OK, let me guess... by ckd · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're stating that not only has the FTC been distributing their intellectual property over P2P networks, but that it was also illegally incorporated into Linux.

    (What? This is a different lawsuit? I thought Slashdot only covered the RIAA and SCO!)

    1. Re:OK, let me guess... by Ruie · · Score: 1
      You do realize that the list of people who do not want to be called constitutes a business asset in telemarketing ?

      I would not be surprised that, if the law were struct down, they would call people on the do-not-call list more often.

    2. Re:OK, let me guess... by syle · · Score: 1

      This is going to be the next "In Soviet Russia," isn't it?

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    3. Re:OK, let me guess... by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      This is going to be the next "In Soviet Russia," isn't it?

      yes, it goes:

      In Soviet Russia telemarketer calls You!

      Oh, wait...

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  15. WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. 2 million jobs that they woulda farmed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to India etc... eventually anyways... Hey, if Dell, HP, and IBM do it, why not the telemarketers

    1. Re:2 million jobs that they woulda farmed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do, actually.

      I get a ton of calls from telemarketers with thick middle eastern accents.

  17. I cry. by nsanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    *sheds a tear for the pain and suffering of telemarketers*

    1. Re:I cry. by esme · · Score: 1

      *goes back to laughing.*

  18. Well, sure! by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the RIAA can get their continued existance legislated, it's only fair the telemarketing field gets the same treatment...

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    1. Re:Well, sure! by vudujava · · Score: 1
      Maybe the RIAA can hire all of the soon-to-be-unemployed telemarketers to sniff out all of the file sharers and serve subpoenas for them. Same kind of pond scum anyway.

    2. Re:Well, sure! by the_ghost226 · · Score: 1

      Right. So why were automakers not sued when they moved production overseas? Why aren't software companies getting sued for farming code out to India?

  19. Did I miss something? by kajoob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when is a job a right? I'm glad I have a job while so many of my friends are laid off right now, but I don't think my job is a God given right that can't be taken away. I think this goes to more of a privacy issue, but will courts curtail privacy to save an industry money?

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  20. Exemptions? by Ominous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exemptions included...calls on behalf of politicians.

    So, even if I put up the telephone equivalent of a "Do not trespass" sign, the craziest of all businessmen are still allowed to call me?

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    1. Re:Exemptions? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I normally just say "I do not accept any form of telephone solicitation."
      And then put the phone down...not hang up, just put it down. Hang up a few minutes later, when it starts making an annoying sound.

      It's quite effective. Even against robot callers.

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    2. Re:Exemptions? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      It's not free, but my local phone company has a feature that requires incoming callers to press a button agreeing that they aren't a telemarketer. And even after that, one should have Caller ID. Works wonders. :) And people that call me frequently get put on a list that bypasses the challenge altogether.

    3. Re:Exemptions? by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      You must be new to United States politics. Whenever legislators pass a bill it is a fairly common practice for them to exempt themselves from it.

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    4. Re:Exemptions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>calls on behalf of politicians

      Would you actually VOTE for a politician who called you at home?
      "I'm sorry, I was going to vote for your guy until you called me, now that I know he is scum, I will vote for boss's opponent"

    5. Re:Exemptions? by Stardo · · Score: 0

      Really? I tend to do that with ::every:: incoming phone call, regardless of who is calling.

      Couple that with the fact that I refuse to call anyone and you begin to wonder why I own a phone at all...

      I tend to think it makes a good paperweight.

    6. Re:Exemptions? by krislyn · · Score: 1
      Exemptions included...calls on behalf of politicians.

      Good morning, I'm calling on behalf of Howard Dean, who wants to be the Democratic candidate for president.

      May I ask if you'd like to subscribe to the Sunday New York Times?

  21. Boo Hoo! by mr.nicholas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cry me a river.

    If they (the Telemarketers) hadn't been so pushy uptil now, then the List wouldn't be necessary.

    But they were, and so it is.

  22. Don't they get it by Cranst0n · · Score: 1

    The do not call database means that they won't get hung up on as often, thereby not making them as miserable, thereby making the world a better place.

    Personally, just let them call any leader like Osama, Sadam, etc... one right after the other. Then again that might just be against the Geneva Convention.

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    1. Re:Don't they get it by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      I can see it now.

      (TM) Mr. Bin Laden, can I interest you in some vinyl siding for your, uh, cave?
      (PHONE)Click
      (TM) Mr. Bin Laden, can I interest you in some low cost life insurance?
      (Bin Laden) Will it pay if I am killed in an act of war or terrorism?
      (TM) No, but just about anything else
      (PHONE)Click
      (TM) Mr. Bin Laden, can I interest you in our new premium telephone service, it will save you lots of money?
      (Bin Laden) Is it guaranteed free of wire taps?
      (TM) No, but it is cheap.
      (PHONE)Click
      (TM)Mr. Saddam, can I interest you in a new low interest mortgage on your palace in Bagdad?
      (PHONE)Click
      (TM)Mr. Saddam, can I interest you in changing your long distance service to XXX?
      (Saddam)I don't need long distance service, I don't trust anyone I can't see.
      (PHONE)Click

      See, it doesn't matter, those guys would hang up on the too.

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  23. 2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by zapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So 2 million high school&college kids/temp workers with no invested education for their job are out of work. They can go work anywhere else that doesn't require training.

    Now how about the IT industry planning to fire 8% of it's US work force and move 3.3 million jobs to India and other Asian countries?

    We need to sue/pass legislature/whatever to secure our jobs, damnit!

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    1. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. The longer we go without taking action, the more fucked we'll get.

    2. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we're unhappy about that. You're right.

      But if you've heard people organizing and filing suits to stop the action, you've heard a lot more than I have.

      This isn't the workers suing for their jobs, this is the companies suing for their profits. They just don't want to come out and admit it.

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    3. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by Zardoz44 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now how about the IT industry planning to fire 8% of it's US work force and move 3.3 million jobs to India and other Asian countries?

      We need to sue/pass legislature/whatever to secure our jobs, damnit!

      Because forcing companies to hire expensive labour is good for the economy? You're hired if your help is required for their business to function. If they can get that help cheaper elsewhere, then maybe you should consider a paycut or an industry change. Have you ever bought anything made in China? Taiwan? etc... If so, you're a hyprocrite.

      Stop trying to pass laws that prevent natural change.

    4. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Alright, I hate telemarketers, I like the do-not-call list, and I'm registered in that list. However, the reasons people are coming out with to support the list bothers me.

      So 2 million high school&college kids/temp workers with no invested education for their job are out of work. They can go work anywhere else that doesn't require training.

      Jobs that don't require training are pretty hard to find...actually, I'd say harder to find than jobs that require education, from the perspective of someone who has looked for jobs under both categories, before and after college. Furthermore, not everyone in these so called "temp" jobs are high school kids with their life ahead of them...there are people with little or no education that are actually raising their families on that job, and then they have to put up with minimum wage as well.

      Now how about the IT industry planning to fire 8% of it's US work force and move 3.3 million jobs to India and other Asian countries?

      I thought you said people can go find work elsewhere when an industry starts to die...oh, only when it hurts you personally? Well...that's typical of American thinking actually..."let's pass legislation to protect our jobs". The moment other nations start imposing tariffs on american products so that they can protect *their* industries and be competitive, we'll all start yelling, "don't interfere with free trade, let the market set the pace"

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    5. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by W2k · · Score: 1
      Jobs that don't require training are pretty hard to find...
      Jobs that don't require training are actually a lot more easy to find if you're looking for the type of jobs that involve heavy physical activity (construction, warehouse work, et cetera .. the common denominator being jobs requiring above-average physical fitness but only sufficient intelligence to follow orders) .. but I guess the kind of guy/gal who thinks sitting in a cheap-o office chair for six hours harrassing random strangers via phone is a nice way to earn money would be less interested in a job that actually required them to .. *gasp* .. _sweat_ for their money.

      It's worth noting that some of these "sweaty" jobs actually pay quite well. I'm working in a warehouse over summer (pre-university) and I'm paid about $13/hr, $25/hr on weekends, before taxes. A respectable bit above minimum wage, and this on a job that required NO education and only two days of training (which I was paid to attend).

      Finding a job that requires neither physical fitness nor education, however, is hard. I'm thinking that's why all those college kids are having such a hard time.
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    6. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We need to sue/pass legislature/whatever to secure our
      > jobs, damnit!

      The problem with "securing our jobs" is that eventually, after numerous years of them being secured, they'll be totally obsolete -- the bottom drops out. Competing is the only real way to go, and yes, it's a lot of work. Why should I buy something from you that's more expensive than someone else? Instead, how about making something I can't *get* somewhere else, i.e. actually provide value, rather than redundancy. However, that does require education, and that's one thing the U.S. is woefully poor at emphasizing.

    7. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh...look at a post below and you'll see that a large percentage of telemarketers are single parent women. There are very few women who can do that type of physical activity as efficiently as a man with "above-average physical fitness". Maybe because, generalizing, those who care to exercise care about being thin, not toned, but still...they would have a pretty hard time finding construction work.

    8. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Jobs that don't require training are pretty hard to find...actually, I'd say harder to find than jobs that require education, from the perspective of someone who has looked for jobs under both categories, before and after college.

      Not really. The world needs construction laborers, landscapers, burger flippers, etc. They are just not as easy or pay as well as telemarketing.

      there are people with little or no education that are actually raising their families on that job, and then they have to put up with minimum wage as well

      So what? I am just supposed to let someone annoy me for a living? I don't think so. BTW, telemarketing generally pays higher than minimum wage.

      I thought you said people can go find work elsewhere when an industry starts to die...oh, only when it hurts you personally? Well...that's typical of American thinking actually..."let's pass legislation to protect our jobs".

      To my eye, the original poster is making the point that no one is passing legislation to protect IT jobs, so why should telemarketer's jobs be protected?

      The moment other nations start imposing tariffs on american products so that they can protect *their* industries and be competitive, we'll all start yelling, "don't interfere with free trade, let the market set the pace"

      They already do this, thank you very much.

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    9. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by acidtripp101 · · Score: 1

      Because forcing companies to hire expensive labour is good for the economy? You're hired if your help is required for their business to function. If they can get that help cheaper elsewhere, then maybe you should consider a paycut or an industry change. Have you ever bought anything made in China? Taiwan? etc... If so, you're a hyprocrite.

      That's not the way I see this situation. Often times, this 'cheaper' labor is less than minimum wage in the USA... we can't legally be employed (full time) for that little.

      Now, I don't know much about economics, but I do know that to have a strong economy, we need a strong workforce. Simply outsourcing to another country isn't good for the economy. It's probably the worst thing that one could DO for the economy.

      As an example. In the great depression, FDR created SEVERAL work forces (ie... forcing 'companies' (government) to hire labour) that pulled us out of that mess. Was THAT bad for us?

      Don't get me wrong, I can definatly see your point . Hell, I'm 'working' (ok... reading slashdot... but I do work sometimes ;) for 8 bucks an hour in IT (I could work for at least that at the local Pizza Hut...) because it beats anything else as far as work conditions go, but to say that outsourcing to India is any better for our economy than forcing companies to hire labour, then you're wrong. Plain and simple.

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    10. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 0
      I'm gonna respond to this a bit out of order.

      To my eye, the original poster is making the point that no one is passing legislation to protect IT jobs, so why should telemarketer's jobs be protected?

      I *might*, that is *might* tend to believe that if he hadn't commented that we should pass legislation to protect IT jobs. Regardless, since I began with saying that I like the do-not-call list, I'd have hoped that anyone reading would have realized that I don't want to protect telemarketer's jobs, I'm just saying that them losing their jobs because their job annoys me is no different than IT professionals losing their jobs because they can't provide cheaper or better services. Before you answer that cheaper isn't an option, don't ignore the "better". Employers will spend more on you if you can do the job better than the other guy...it's cheaper in the long run.

      The world needs construction laborers, landscapers, burger flippers, etc. They are just not as easy or pay as well as telemarketing.

      Right...the world also needs electrical / mechanical / civil / environmental engineers, managers, programmers, economists, teachers and professors, reporters, architects...I don't think I need to go on, there are many more options out there for skilled professionals, trust me. Each one of those fields have a LOT of suboptions, and some of them overlap between fields. And heck, by your reasoning, if I can't find a job that fits my skills as an electrical engineer, I can go flip burgers, right? It's just not as easy, and it pays less.

      They already do this, thank you very much.

      And we already bitch and moan until they quit, thank you very much. I did a 5-second googling because I'm not inclined to go research for something recent, but take a look at this '96 article for example.

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    11. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Uhh, last I checked having a job is not a right . . . it's probably not even a priveledge. If you don't like the industry you are in, then find another one. If the industry you are in fails then find another one. Bringing lawsuits to solve problems like this (ie. But Judge, it's just not fair!) does two things: it further erodes the right of people to decide things for themselves by giving the right to some authority, and, it opens the door to have some government meddling in industry, which is why capitalism falls prey to corruption and greed. Corporations should not have the right to interfere in government, just as government should not have the right to interfere in the marketplace. The only role of the government should be to ensure the livlihood of the people. This role would be greatly overstepped if the government were to tell companies that they had to hire from a certain population. With the DNC, the government is doing exactly what it is supposed to do: provide a service which protects people from being harrased.

    12. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing your mobs here.

      When a person tries to save American jobs from going over sees through tariffs and legislation, he's essentially trying to avoid a large group of people from sucking at the tit of welfare and unemployment. This is protecting the core of consumer capitalism: the middle class. Market prices are higher, but since average salaries are also higher, everything evens out. General security increases, and the quality of life is higher. This is the viewpoint of the "liberal" mob.

      When a person tries to fight for free trade, he is trying to maximize profits. The best way to do this is to use the cheapest labor available and decrease prices to give themself an advantage over their competition. Problem is, that the competetion soon follows suit, because their goods are now "too expensive." The result is a downward spiral of ever decreasing wages, decreasing quality, and an eternal need to decrease both (or establish a monopoly) to maintain a hold on a market that has become driven by price, not quality. Meanwhile, only a handful of people are benefiting from this practice. The majority of the country is faced with lower salaries (more unemployed workers means more desperate people meaning a lower salary for "comparable" work) along with lower prices, so very little has changed -- except the reduction in the quality of goods, and the gap between the rich and the poor which becomes ever wider and more unfathomable. Constant stress of the cycle of cheap employment and unemployment decreases the quality of life. This is the viewpoint of the "conservative" mob.

      There is no magical third option, where free trade is opened to desperate second wave nations and the general populous benefits. This myth has been disproven throughout history, and yet a lot of the "fucking idiots" out there still think that these cheap labor conservatives are on to something when they say "trickle down" economics. Personally, I don't want to be a wage servant to the lucky 95%. But hey, you vote how you like.

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    13. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Jobs that don't require training are pretty hard to find...actually, I'd say harder to find than jobs that require education

      I'm coming up on my 10th job in just over 8 years, so I consider myself to be something of an expert in looking for jobs both trained and untrained. It is much much much easier to find an unskilled job. All of the unskilled jobs I have had required virtually no job search. All of the skilled jobs I have had (requiring a level of higher education), each took me months to find. Now I suppose if it might be harder to find an unskilled job that payed well enough to support a family....

    14. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by ameoba · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you mean by 'support a family'. I live in a 375sf studio apartment that costs me $375/mo, utilities paid for. Two units down from me is a family of 3. You might not be able to support your family with a new SUV and a sportscar for yourself, $100 shoes for the kid, every new wiz-bang techno-toy that ocmes out and the like, but keeping them alive isn't that hard...

      Lets face it; if you don't have education/training/skills then you can't rightfully expect a higher standard of living.

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    15. Re:2 Million? WHat about our 3.3? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      The world needs construction laborers, landscapers, burger flippers, etc. They are just not as easy or pay as well as telemarketing.

      Which is why I'm working construction even though I have a perfectly good degree in computer science. However in the time I've been there I have seen that almost half the people we have hired have been gone within the first week because they could not handle the work. This isn't a physical ability, genitics work against females, and we have had a few of them make it. Simple lazyness gets a lot. After that, many don't have the smarts to do it. We provide all the training on the job, but if you can't use a straight edge and pencil to put a line on a board after we show you how, we don't have much use for you. If you are slow, that isn't a big deal, you will just see those more productive than you (easy to measure in construction, unlike programing were someone who does half as measureable work can be 10 times as productive) get raises while you sit at the bottom of the ladder.

      In short, there are plenty of jobs out there that require no education, (education in the construction field is often a negative because the schools teach the old way) and pay fairly well; but that doesn't mean that you can put anyone in the job.

  24. Half of all customers lost??? by Arslan+ibn+Da'ud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The telemarketing industry estimates the do-not-call list could cut its business in half,


    I'm confused. This means that half the people that buy products from telemarketers will sign up and therefore prevent themselves from buying new products?

    Someone's being really stupid here. Is it the people that buy products & prevent themselves from buying more? Is it the telemarketers making this up? Or is it just me?
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    1. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Jim+Hall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The telemarketing industry estimates the do-not-call list could cut its business in half,"

      Someone's being really stupid here. Is it the people that buy products & prevent themselves from buying more? Is it the telemarketers making this up? Or is it just me?

      I think there's a misunderstanding. My cousin works for a telemarketing company, so I think I am a bit familiar with this.

      The banks and companies that use telemarketing services probably won't feel much of a pinch. They can market their stuff other ways. But the telemarketers often are not the companies selling the product. They are just marketing the product over the telephone using cold-calling techniques.

      These telemarketing companies exist to market stuff over the telephone. In the end, they don't really care if they sell anything (well, I'm sure they get a bonus for doing that...) Take away their ability to make cold calls to people, and there's not much reason to use a telemarketing service.

      In the end, a bunch of these telemarketing companies will go broke, and we'll just have fewer telemarketing companies out there. We'll still have them, though. Ultimately the idea that you can use the "do not call list" to determine who is likely to listen to a telemarketer will win out, but there will be fewer telemarketing companies to use it.

      And I hate telemarketers, BTW. Just wanted to make that clear.

      -jh

    2. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm confused. This means that half the people that buy products from telemarketers will sign up and therefore prevent themselves from buying new products?

      That's exactly what'll happen. I've often heard from people that the do not call list will help telemarketers, as it will cut out people who never buy stuff from telemarketers. This is true, but the do not call list will also remove from the list telemarketers bread and butter: People who can't say no.

      There are a lot of people out there, I know a few, who just can't say no to telemarketers, get drawn in and buy stuff they know they don't want. These people know they have a problem, but still get caught out everytime the telemarketer calls. So going on the do not call list is the easy way out for them.

      Its the loss of these people that will telemarketers hurt telemarketers the worst.

    3. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      I'm confused. This means that half the people that buy products from telemarketers will sign up and therefore prevent themselves from buying new products?

      Telemarketers profit from finding suckers they can con. Every person who answers a telemarketing call is a potential sucker, and a potential sale.

      An interesting con at one time was a company called "The Telephone Company", who would call unsuspecting suckers, pretend to be the telephone company, and sell them extra services (like long distance).

      Another con is to call a business and to pretend to be their regular supplier of some product, like copier toner. They'll say that the "regular shipment" is ready, and is it ok to send it over? If the flunky answering the phones says "yes", they get a truckload of toner at inflated prices and a whopping bill.

      The most active scammers calling me are the "Disney vacation" morons, who don't identify the company but imply they are part of the Disney Corp. They aren't, but I'm not supposed to be smart enough to know that.

      The scammers will adapt. I've already started getting calls from scammers who tell me the name of their company (which I've never heard of) which they are required to do by law, who then tell me that I've probably never heard of them because they are the parent company for ... and then rattle off a list of big-name hotels, rental car companies, and restaurants. This pretense is to get them around the "existing business relationship" exclusion of the do-not-call list, since it is almost certain that either the victim has been to one of the restaurants or hotels, or won't know that one of the family hasn't been.

      A give-away clue to the fact that these people are con artists is that, once you agree to buy what it is they are selling, they will offer to send a courier to pick up the check (and maybe deliver the goods). They tell you this is for your benefit since it saves you time and effort of mailing a check; in reality, it saves them from a potential mail-fraud conviction (and from you wising up and cancelling the transaction within the three days you have under the law).

      Two million con-artists out of work? Boo hoo.

    4. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by VeeCee · · Score: 1

      I worked as both a Telemarketer and a door to door salesman for a couple of years (Sorry, I'm not proud of that) and I can honestly say that virtually NO ONE ever wants to talk to you. The way that you make sales is by being an absolute prick. Let them either hang up on you or slam the door in your face, but you NEVER take "No" for an answer. That's why the turnover rate at those jobs is so high. Nobody wants to bother someone in the middle of dinner to ask for money until the person gets violent. I was almost beaten up countless times going door to door. I sold mostly home improvements, and I can say that 95% of all the sales I made were from people who's first five answers were "No". You basically strong arm people into buying something that they wouldn't have gone out and gotten on their own until it was absolutely neccessary. So.... most people don't want to be bothered by telemarketers at all, but because it's ok for you to call up and harrass anyone you want until they give in, alot of real bastards sell alot of stuff. I know for a fact that the majority of people that I sold to in the past would sign up for the "do not call" list in a second. So the telemarketers have a valid claim when they say that the "do not call" list will devestate their business, because almost everyone they call doesn't want to talk to them at all. Let me just say that I'd be perfectly happy if they all went out of business. Screw 'em, I hated those jobs and I can't stand being bothered by telemarketers, even though I know how to deal with them.

    5. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Mauvaisours · · Score: 1

      Nope, that the product makers paying telemarkets pay them based on the number of phone call. So, they estimate that half the population will go on the list. What they don't say is that they can call the people NOT on the list twice as much. Which will get those on the list faster.

    6. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what'll happen. I've often heard from people that the do not call list will help telemarketers, as it will cut out people who never buy stuff from telemarketers. This is true, but the do not call list will also remove from the list telemarketers bread and butter: People who can't say no.

      If this is the case then fuck 'em. That's coercion as far as I'm converned.

    7. Re:Half of all customers lost??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of people out there, I know a few, who just can't say no to telemarketers, get drawn in and buy stuff they know they don't want.

      WTF? They can't say no? OK, perhaps these sorts of people really exist (I can't believe it myself - they'd have no trouble saying no if I just called and asked for a thousand dollars), but can they learn to simply hang up a phone without saying anything at all? Can they learn to say "Fuck off" if no is too difficult? Can they learn to put the phone down and walk away from it? I can't seriously believe there are people like this.

  25. New Jobs... by brianosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe those 2 million people can get jobs selling magazines door-to-door.

    Oh wait. People hate that, too.

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    1. Re:New Jobs... by AntiOrganic · · Score: 4, Funny

      But how would you ever learn about money laundering if not for the door-to-door Vibe magazine salesman?

    2. Re:New Jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but at least they'd be helping to tackle America's Obesity Problem.

    3. Re:New Jobs... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      But how would you ever learn about money laundering if not for the door-to-door Vibe magazine salesman?

      Great office space reference.

    4. Re:New Jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Great office space reference.

      Great obvious comment about an office space reference.

    5. Re:New Jobs... by BobRainGod · · Score: 1

      Great followup to the office space reference.

    6. Re:New Jobs... by beta21 · · Score: 1

      He's only a softweare engineer...just look it up in a dictionary

    7. Re:New Jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great... a cascading thread...

  26. Suing the government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government is supposed to represent the population, you know, "We the people". The people have chosen not to be called at home. That is a valid request considering that the end user had to pay for the phone service in the first place.

    Telemarketers, get over it.

  27. Hypocritical polticians... by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exemptions from the list include calls from charities and pollsters and calls on behalf of politicians.
    But calls from people telling me, Vote for Dayton/Coleman/Ventura/ whoever else is running are the worst kind. And don't get me started on charity calls, It's bad when they try to sell something, it's worse when the ask me to give them something for nothing. Toughen the law even more, I say. Make those annoying "oops wrong number" calls a federal offense. I don't want my phone to ring for anyone I don't already know. In fact, add my family to the list. The only ones I want to allow to call me are single women.

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    1. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by navait · · Score: 1

      you can do this already... its called "unplugging your phone"

    2. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty narrow minded, I'll accept non-single women as well...

    3. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      But calls from people telling me, Vote for Dayton/Coleman/Ventura/ whoever else is running are the worst kind.

      No they aren't. Political calls don't happen all year round, and depending on your area, may not even happen in a given year due to lack of a closely contested race. Marketers, on the other hand, want your money every day.

    4. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only ones I want to allow to call me are single women.

      And your phone is very very silent...

    5. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only ones I want to allow to call me are single women.

      My god man! Think of the hot twins!

    6. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

      But... WHAT single women? You not only read slashdot... you POST!

    7. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone rings

      me: Hello?

      Telemarketer: Hi, I'm calling on behalf of the Bush 2004 campaign! Can we rely on your vote? And while you're on the line, have you considered buying double glazing?

      sound of phone being thrown through window

    8. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      My dream... destroyed in seconds... surely somewhere out there a girl is reading slashdot... awww...

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    9. Re:Hypocritical polticians... by chuck · · Score: 1

      The Federal Trade Commission only has authority over trade. Thus, they can't stop non-commercial calls.

  28. Idiocy... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You'd really think they'd notice the overwhelming response to the DNC registry and think "hey wait, maybe people really dont want to hear from us"...no such luck

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    1. Re:Idiocy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone in the country signed up, damn, I'd hate to be the last guy that finally signs up.

    2. Re:Idiocy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd really think they'd notice the overwhelming response to the DNC registry and think "hey wait, maybe people really dont want to hear from us"...no such luck

      They don't care if you want to hear from them. They want your money. They can hector and browbeat some people into giving them money over the phone, and that's who they're looking for.

      Now that it will be harder for telemarketers to get money from people over the phone, I'd expect that home thefts and ransackings will increase. Those out-of-work telemarketers probably will find it difficult to shake their old habits...

  29. business model obsolete? just sue! by *weasel · · Score: 1


    following on the heels of the RIAA, i suppose anyone whose business model is made obsolete should just sue the hell out of everyone they can.

    i mean, the end is inevitable, and the main riches have already been made - so why not just take a few parting shots?

    corporations make me sick anymore.

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    1. Re:business model obsolete? just sue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO

  30. Let me get this straight.... by zippity8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, people that don't want to be called put themselves on a list. Alternatively, others can remain off the list and still receive calls.

    The telemarketing companies end up calling only those that are willing to listen. Instead of wasting time, they call someone else that will listen to them and be a possible sale.

    And.... they are complaining?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight.... by sebmol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are losing the kind of "customers" that don't really want to buy anything but will anyway just to get them off their back. That number of people is frighteningly high.

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  31. Just wait by VistaBoy · · Score: 1

    Just wait for them to become unionized, and then eventually they'll do a world-wide strike of all telemarketers. Instant solution! If that doesn't work, then world-wide, we can strike telemarketers!

  32. Devastate business? What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Drugs dealers suing the government for ruining the market?

    1. Re:Devastate business? What's next? by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      What's Next? Drugs dealers suing the government for ruining the market?

      Actually, drug dealers are more respectable than telemarketers.

      At least drug dealers are selling to people that actually want the product.

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      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

  33. Ooh by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 4, Funny

    '...cost as many as two million jobs.'
    Another group of people who went to the 'RIAA School of Maths'

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    1. Re:Ooh by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      Another group of people who went to the 'RIAA School of Maths'

      another product of the American English edumacation system. how many people would you say are working in the telemarketing industry today? what would you and your School of Math estimate the number of workers in that industry to be in 3 years? how about 5 years?

    2. Re:Ooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, really, two million jobs.. yes, 1 in every 250 people in America is a telemarketer. Hell, that means there are 2000 telemarketers here in our small city of Anchorage, Alaska. (BACK TO THE CRACK PIPE!)

  34. +1 Exactly +2 Agrees With Me ;^) by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Was there a constitutional right to profit that I missed?
    That's pretty much what I thought, when I read the story submission. I don't understand how they can even consider sueing as if we owe it to them to let them call us. They're lucky that they're not being banned.
  35. Those b@stards! by bennomatic · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm sure that if their challenge to the authority of the list is successful, they'll probably also sue to be able to use it as a list of primary sales targets.

    I have heard that, in the day of door-to-door salesmen, many such folk were actually thrilled to see "No Solicitors" signs, because they felt that such signs were indicators that the people there knew they couldn't stand up to a sales pitch. I'll bet the same logic might be applied here, so those of us who prefer not to be called might in fact have inadvertently invited twice as many.

    What I don't understand is why the list officially does not apply to cell phones? I get sales calls on my cell phone, and it pisses me off. I pay for those minutes on incoming calls!

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    1. Re:Those b@stards! by sebmol · · Score: 1

      FCC rules alread prohibit any telemarketer from calling your cell phone precisely because you are paying for the call. If this happens to you again, I would suggest a complaint with the BBB or FTC.

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  36. is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get this bill passed into law it went to the highest people in the country, and passed. Now some lawyers want to undo what has been in the making for years? If they think that they can actually be successful in this suit then they have another thing coming. The bill was passed to prevent the negative effects of telemarketing, and their argument is EXACTLY what the law was designed to avoid, people being anoyed by calls.

    What ever happened to a person's right under the constitution to privacy? and not to be harassed?

    These lawyers are fighting for a lost cause.

  37. What are they complaining about by gwernol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It beats me why the telemarketers are complaining. Currently about 28 million numbers have been registered on the national Do Not Call list, of around 313 million phone numbers in the US - that's less than 10%.

    Until 100% of numbers are registered I would have thought the telemarketers would have loved this. A tool that lets them to avoid wasting time calling people who don't want their services. This should make their operation much more efficient - in other words profitable.

    If they really believe they offer a valuable service, then clearly 100% of numbers won't be registered and they can continue to operate a profitable business serving those who do want their calls. Those who don't want to be called aren't. Win-win.

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    1. Re:What are they complaining about by romec · · Score: 1

      Of those 313 million numbers, a majority of them would belong to businesses and shouldn't be included. I wonder what percentage 28 million is of household phone numbers.

    2. Re:What are they complaining about by knuth · · Score: 1

      romec wrote:

      I wonder what percentage 28 million is of household phone numbers.

      RTFS.*

      There are about 166 million residential phone numbers in the United States, the FTC said, and the wireless industry estimates there are more than 147 million U.S. cell phone numbers.

      Cell phones aren't supposed to be called by telemarketers at all, since the recipient of the call pays.

      16.867% of residential numbers have already been added to the federal Do Not Call list.

      * Sidebar.

  38. For once by Zebra_X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The FCC does something right. In fact, the FCC is doing what the PEOPLE want. 28 Million can't be wrong. Look what happens! They get sued by an entire industry. Thinking this says a great deal about the tenious relationship the government has with business.

  39. in bed with RIAA? by SkiddyRowe · · Score: 0

    Well, it's nice to see that America's industries are exemplifying the "American Way", if you don't like it, Sue it...

  40. Only 2 million? by thepacketmaster · · Score: 1

    I always thought of telemarketers as cockroaches, so I'm surprised there aren't more of them.

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  41. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women at Augusta (Thats a golf club for you extreme geeks)
    Telemarketers on our phones
    *#(@ Spammers in our inboxes
    Why do people feel the need to be places we don't want them? I don't want you calling me, and have sworn, burped, harassed, and insulted every telemarketer to call for years. I think the list is a good thing for them since it contributes to employee happiness.

  42. devaste jobs WHERE? by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how many of those 2 million jobs that they claim will be MIA are located in the US?

    1. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by mhifoe · · Score: 1
      Indeed. Here's a conversation I had with a sales droid last week:

      British Telecom (Woman with thick Indian accent following a script): Hello. I'm sure you've heard of broadband internet.
      Me: We have it.
      BT: Sorry?
      Me: We already have broadband. Surely you should know, BT are the service provider.
      BT: What sort of internet connection do you have?
      Me: ADSL
      BT: H.....B.....
      Me: ADSL is broadband. We get it from you.
      BT: Are you interested in receiving broadband?
      Me: No

    2. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by SkOink · · Score: 1
      how many of those 2 million jobs that they claim will be MIA are located in the US?
      ...All of them. I mean, geez, do you think telemarketing companies with a 5 or 6 in 1000 success rate (most of them) would waste even more money by calling from out of the country? International calls are expensive, and telemarketing companies are shrewd businesses.
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    3. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      how many of those 2 million jobs that they claim will be MIA are located in the US?
      My guess would me most to all of them - since long distance is expensive. If this was an issue like outsourcing or spam where other countries and/or their labor was the answer then there wouldn't be a lawsuit like this.

      Coincidentally, with things like Internet going down to flat rates, I've always been surprised that the phone industry (long distance, cell phones) can still get away with a model that works off of usage.

    4. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by cybercuzco · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1 Acronym: VOIP.

      Step 1: Set up server in india at call center.

      Step 2: Set up servers in major american cities you want to market to.

      Step 3: Profit!

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    5. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't recall the source ( Economist, NPR or NYTimes ) but they said that nearly 30% of these calls originate outside the USA.

      I primarily use the old man approach ( having been a pollster in my college days ) What? Can you speak up? Who is this again? Wha? Do I know you? Wha?

      But this past weekend I tried something different a la a recent NPR story.

      Actual conversation I had Saturday afternoon:

      Caller: Hello, Mr. ( completely botched pronunciation )
      Me: Where are you calling from?
      Caller: Austin, Texas
      Me: Really? Sweet, I used to live there. ( the caller dialed me in VA )
      Caller: Great. What I'm calli
      Me ( cutting him off ): What's that mexican restaurant with the Elvis motif called? The one on Barton Creek?
      Caller: I, uh,
      Me: How long have you lived in Austin?
      Caller: I just moved here this Summer.
      Me: Oh. Say, one last question, what are the last digits in this phone number: 867-5...
      Caller: ......
      Me: You're not calling from the states are you?
      Caller: ......
      Me: Bangalore?
      Caller: Hyderabad actually.
      Me: So, instead of calling any one of your one billion countrymen you're calling to annoy the sh!t out of a random person on the other side of the plane

      Lying punk cut me off just as I was getting started.

      I'm juiced and ready to screw with the next lying sack of

    6. Re:devaste jobs WHERE? by AlienFactor · · Score: 1
      how many of those 2 million jobs that they claim will be MIA are located in the US?
      I'd assume all of them, because I doubt telmarketers outside the US are much concerned about whether or not they violate US law.
  43. Interesting note... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are suing because this is the only good employment offered in prisons? And the companies make a killing (no pun intended) by using prison labor. They have to keep 'Bubba' happy!

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  44. I think Bush said it best by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are either a consumer, or you are with the terrorists.

    Well, paraphrasing slightly, but I think you get the picture. If you can't be pressured into buying things that you don't want and don't need, then what's going to happen to all the people making those things, and applying that pressure? They'll have to get, you know, actual jobs.

    I suggest they start making buggy whips, as most of us need them about as much as the current products and services that need to pimp themselves with unsolicited calls.

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    1. Re:I think Bush said it best by guaraguao · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "I think Bush said it best."

  45. On other news... by Pac · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hell has expanded its ongoing legal challenge to religion and is suing yet another church over the concept of salvation, which Hell claims is devastating its business and will cost millions minimum-wage demons their jobs."

    It is as easy as that. Build a business on annoying people and then, when the annoyed people react, cry "But won't anyone think of the children (of our employees)?". The point is they shouldn't exist in the first place (the employees, not their children). It should not be everybody else's problem if you have a business model based upon a service no one wants (because if everybody wanted it we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?).

    1. Re:On other news... by rmarll · · Score: 1

      (because if everybody wanted it we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?)

      Or even an appreciable percentage for that matter.

    2. Re:On other news... by purplebear · · Score: 1

      But, obviously, someone wants the telemarketers and spammers services. Otherwise they would not be in business as they would have no one paying them to telemarket or spam in the first place.

    3. Re:On other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >(the employees, not their children).

      I don't know if I'd even hold back there.
      It's pretty irresponsible to have children if you can't even support yourself beyond a telemarketing job.

    4. Re:On other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is advertising in general a bad business model? Nobody really wants it. It serves no purpose but to sell a product or service.

      As for telemarketing, it was a service valued highly by its clients (businesses) for its ability to deliver customers and yes, profits.

      This site usually champions business against government intrusion. Why does it now encourage the government to destroy whole industries? Bad business models are most efficiently dealt with in the marketplace. The government did not decree pet food over the internet a nuisance and kill it. It killed itself. Telemarketing is still around because it works, isolated horror stories notwithsatanding.

      Other steps could have been taken short of this. Auto-dialers couyld have been outlawed. Fraud more vigorously prosecuted (that goes for every sale though). Technology was developed (the teleZapper) that was effective in deterring this problem.

      Running to the government everytime you don't like something makes the government think it should rule over a larger and larger portion of our lives, and they will always exempt themselves from the implications of their laws.

  46. No Spam List by PlanetX+00 · · Score: 1

    Now if we could just get a no spam list :-)

  47. *The sound...* by jellisky · · Score: 3, Funny

    *... of the world's smallest violin plays for the ATA.*

    Anyone else feel like starting up a telemarketing scam for telemarketers?

    "Hello, sir. Are you pissed since people no longer want to hear your sales pitch during their dinners? Would you like to hear about a technology which beats that nasty 'do not call' list? With our new technology, we are able to allow you to get around those laws and continue letting you peddle your crappy interest rate credit cards and stupid health insurance policies without the federal government finding out about it all! Are you interested, sir?"

    "What? It sounds like you're eating right now. Well, just think about how surprised your potential clients will be when they have the same thing happen to them. If I can just get your name, address, telephone number, credit card and social security numbers, we can send our informational package to you for the low price of $159.99!"

    -Jellisky

  48. Who cares if you're unemployed... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    When you have just been MARKED FOR DEATH!

    Methinks I'd be wearing a disguise on AP picture day....

    1. Re:Who cares if you're unemployed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milton from office space and steve the dell guy?

  49. they have a point by y77 · · Score: 0

    Call any leader like the situation..... There is 100% in which one's mind is a list is a better place. Personally, just let them more profit. This goes to profit that might just let them stop, then the only skill is no such thing as a God given right now, but I missed? If I think this is the Geneva Convention. Just realise the phone company (and via "trickle down" theory, me) saves by not my job now while you have a list is a phone calls, and duct-cleaning schemes? Every dollar they don't want the telephone technology, but there to call any leader like Osama, Sadam, etc... one right to profit that can't be taken away. I waste calling people on reality sure the industry money? So, even if they thought it would eliminate almost all businessmen are a job now while they're at it, I hope the time I don't get so they were, and so they will disagree. Marketroidae are still allowed to buy anything from calling people who pays a phone bill. -- They finally have to call any leader like the time I wouldn't get so pushy uptil now, then the situation..... There is a lucrative publishing contract! I don't think we want X to ensure that jobs will disagree. Marketroidae are a stupid question, but I were motivated by providing jobs, I waste calling people who pays a "Do not shouldering the true side of telephone equivalent of the telemarketters. FYI - Ratbert is the cost of a lot of the MO No Call list. telemarketer... now, and being subsidized by everyone who probably won't buy. The feds even if they will disagree. Marketroidae are laid off, but the Government is staying. THEN we'll compensate for the prospect of a lucrative publishing contract! I think my job now while they're at it, I waste calling people who probably won't buy. The feds even if they were, and this is staying." THEN we'll compensate for some purchase on the gee-whiz days of inquisitive idiots. are laid off right now, but that I waste calling people who aren't likely to ensure that I waste calling people who aren't likely to save a few dollars.

  50. Easier way to stop annoying marketing calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and more effective than any do-not-call list.

    Just start having phone sex with the next phone farmer who calls you. Don't worry if she's doing it too, it doesnt matter.

    If she reminds you that mortgage rates are the lowest they've been in 30 years, you remind her about blasting a thick wad of cum all over her tits.

    One of two things can happen. 1) she never calls back, 2) she calls back for more.

    ITS WIN WIN

  51. Whoopty-Freakin-Doo by LarryTheGeek · · Score: 1

    I'm not losing any sleep over these people losing their jobs. If you're in an industry whose major focus is pissing people off, you deserve to lose your job. If you look at it another way, the people who opt not to be put on the Do Not Call list (both of them), obviously don't mind being annoyed by these people and will be much more receptive to these calls. Should make the job of a telemarketer a little easier. Spammers look out, we're coming after you next.....

  52. 2 Million Jobs my A** by noahbagels · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't believe how much the media and the courts let slip by. The CNN article should have been titled Telemarketers Attempt to Defraud Courts with fake job loss numbers and scare tactics.

    I don't have a clue how many people the Tele-hacks employ, but I sure know that they never get any business from me. By using this list, I am saving them time - increasing their profits!

    2 Million Jobs! You have to be kidding me!

    Why can't the media see thru lies like this one, and the RIAA, and simply report that companies are lying in order to survive.

    1. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by drmaxx · · Score: 1

      From the CNN-article: "There are about 166 million residential phone numbers in the United States, the FTC said [...]"
      So every employee is personally taking care of 80 phone lines! Hey, by now Joe should know that I am not interested....

    2. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by CitizenDynamo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It should also be defined as 2 million part time jobs. The call centers in Greensboro NC where I went to school had staff almost entirely made up of students. No one was allowed to work over 40 hours a week (preventing the company from having to worry about benefits, overtime and any other responsible thing for its workers)they fired at a whim when someone was nearing the senority they needed to become a permenant (read full time) employee and had a huge turnover rate of people who didn't depend on the money they paid at all. Unless a friday pizza is depending on the paycheck. Telemarketers are a blight.

    3. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by The+Masked+Fruitcake · · Score: 1

      I don't have a clue how many people the Tele-hacks employ, but I sure know that they never get any business from me. By using this list, I am saving them time - increasing their profits!

      In that sense, yes. But in another sense, you may be decreasing the value of their lists when it comes to selling names and numbers. I agree with you entirely that it can't possibly be as big as they're making it out to be, and I don't know how valuable those lists normally are, but that's an aspect that everybody seems to be missing. I do know that the value is significant--I have friends who work for a company that puts on conferences, and one of the company's policies is to try and make sure everybody that attends signs in w/ name and contact info. That information, even in small amounts, is worth a significant amount of money to marketers. This aspect is one of the only reasons I see that even looks vaguely logical for why the telemarketers would be making such a big deal about this. Less numbers == less valuable calling lists.

      Of course, conversely, you could also look at it as being less numbers, but a more valuable list (i.e. greater percentage of people willing to buy products). *shrug* It's logical, but has yet to be proven here, so maybe that's why telemarketers are taking pre-emptive action.

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    4. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by moonsammy · · Score: 1
      Why can't the media see thru lies like this one, and the RIAA, and simply report that companies are lying in order to survive.

      It isn't that the media *can't* see through the RIAA's lies, its that they aren't willing to report it. At least, mainstream media isn't. I personally consider sites like /., the register, etc to be media, so in a sense the media *does* see what the RIAA is all about. But the major media companies aren't going to report about it, because they have such strong ties to (or ARE) RIAA member companies.
    5. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by boojum.cat · · Score: 1
      2 Million Jobs! You have to be kidding me!
      2 million isn't that hard to believe.

      Consider that the population of the US is approximately 300 Million, that's one telemarketer for every 150 people. Assume that each call takes 5 minutes and a caller works four hours a day (5 to 9 PM, to maximize the chances of interrupting dinner). That's about 50 calls a day. At that rate it takes three days for each marketer to call his 150 people. So we all should be getting a couple of calls a week. That's not that far off.

      When I started this comment I had intended to argue that 2 Million had to be an exaggeration, but I changed my mind. Consider that not all of those 2 Milion are actually making calls, and many of the jobs are part time. I'm not defending the telemarketers, mind you.

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    6. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      > It should also be defined as 2 million part time jobs. The call centers in Greensboro NC where I went to school had staff almost entirely made up of students. No one was allowed to work over 40 hours a week

      Where I come from 37.5 hours is generally considered full time. (7.5 hours a day, 5 days). Sure sounds like everyone was allowed to work full time to me.

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    7. Re:2 Million Jobs my A** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where I come from 37.5 hours is generally considered full time.

      Why would we care? The law is 40 hours in America and I'm pretty sure that's where Greensboro, NC still is.

  53. Is there really a need for a national list? by trentfoley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in Missouri where I have enjoyed the protection of a State Do Not Call List. I have received two calls in the (2 or 3?) years the list has been in operation.

    Having a state do-not-call registry, I do not see how a national list will reduce the number of unsolicited calls.

    You would think the national list will make it easier on telemarketers. It must be easier to deal with one list rather than 50.

    1. Re:Is there really a need for a national list? by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're making the (incorrect) assumption that all states have a DNC list. As of this moment, there are only 36 states that either have or are going to have a DNC list. Of those, 6 have not yet gone into effect. (Data from here).

      The various states have different rules regarding who can and cannot contact people on the DNC lists. In general this doesn't affect most telemarketers -- they're verbotten no matter what. Who it does affect are the somewhat more socially acceptable telemarketers, and the ones that are least likely to be trying to screw you for a profit -- pollsters, charities, etc. It makes their job more difficult and thus more expensive, which is rather silly since they're generally less objectionable than telemarketers trying to sell you crap.

      On top of that there's jurisdictional issues when the telemarketer is from out of state. The odds of anyone collecting on a telemarketer in Alaska making illegal solicitations to someone in Alabama are considerably reduced when you have to deal with two different state laws than when you have to deal with a single Federal law.

    2. Re:Is there really a need for a national list? by rsborg · · Score: 1
      You would think the national list will make it easier on telemarketers. It must be easier to deal with one list rather than 50.

      Is it the case that the nation list deprecates the state lists? It was of my understanding that if someone wanted to call my sister in MO, they would need to steer clear of both the national and state lists...

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    3. Re:Is there really a need for a national list? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the charities being less objectionable. All the charity calls we get now (and I do mean every single one for the past couple years) are paid solicitors for said charity. The charities are guaranteed anywhere from 15-50% of whatever you donate and the rest goes the the company making the calls. They're every bit as rude and obnoxious as regular telemarketers.

      Now that we have the DNC list, I personally expect these calls to increase in volume since charities are generally excluded.

      If you really want to give money to these charities (and I've done this), don't give these jokers the $25 they try to squeeze out of you. Ask for the charity's mailing address and send $10 - you save money and karma and the charity ends up with about the same amount.

      Paid solicitors for charities are scum, too.

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    4. Re:Is there really a need for a national list? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      I'll respond to you instead of the AC...

      I still consider most charity calls less objectionable, and the number of police/fireman fund calls I've gotten is considerably smaller than the other charities. There's one non-profit that calls me, like clockwork, every 8 weeks. I'd really be annoyed if they stopped calling me in fact.

      The Red Cross is one of those charities that is really hard to object to after all... and while they may literally want my blood (O+, and negative on the virus that would prevent usage by infants/children), but I'm not concerned about paid solicitors in this case :)

      It would be illegal to make paid solicitors illegal, but this law is very nearly doing that. If the charity calls become an issue, I suspect the law will be amended to ensure that only valid charity calls are allowed (such as >50% going to the charity). As it stands, any donation you make to a paid solicitor isn't tax deductable since an insufficient amount is actually going to the non-profit.

      BTW, feel free to report the various slimy "charity" calls you get to your Attourney General, and the charity in question... most of them are not real (esp. the police/fireman funds) and are in fact scams. And even if they are real, calling the charity and indicating that you didn't appreciate the call may send them a wake up call to move away from such fund raising methods.

    5. Re:Is there really a need for a national list? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      I'll respond to you instead of the AC...

      At least I didn't call you an asshat :)

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  54. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He makes good points. Does this mean we can sue India for taking away all our programming jobs?

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can sue anyone for anything, that's your right as an american citizen.

      Civil cases have always been about someone trying to convince the judge that something isnt fair, and the judge proclaiming the most effective argument (ie loudest) the winner.

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  55. Lost money? by VivianC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand how they can say this will cost them money. I thought that this would save them money.

    I, for one, would never buy from a telemarketer. Ever. Nothing. So, by adding my name to the do not call list, they are no longer wasting their time by calling and offering things I will never buy. They can concentrate their efforts on the people who are receptive to this type of sales and avoid sadistic people like me who will let them talk and then leave them on hold for hours while I look for a credit card.

    I would think that over the long run, they will see a higher percentage of sales per hour by eliminating people like me from the list.

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    1. Re:Lost money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially with people like me that like to see how long I can keep them talking before they realize that I'm not about to fork over any money.

      If they're going to waste my time, the least I can do is return the favor..

    2. Re:Lost money? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      I would think that over the long run, they will see a higher percentage of sales per hour by eliminating people like me from the list.

      Because that's not how they're paid.

      Telemarketers aren't paid in sell through (there's a bonus, to be sure, and a rather large one, but it's not the majority of their pay by a long shot), they're paid primarily by number of solicitations. Reducing the number of potential numbers to be solicited reduces that eventual bill... and while it's true that less than 10% of all US numbers have signed up so far, the sign up rate in particular markets may be much, much higher -- which is what they're worried about. Telemarketers don't get told to call anyone in the US. They get a list of numbers to call or a demographic to call. They're very concerned about certain demographics being eliminated... especially since as the demographic shrinks (as more people sign up) it's likely to make the same person get called more frequently, making them want to sign up as well.

      Not that I'm crying over this, mind you.

  56. And if they legalized drug trafficking by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I am sure they could create about 2 million jobs as well. Ditto for prostitution.

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    1. Re:And if they legalized drug trafficking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you got my vote.

      plus all those medical jobs that drug trafficking and prostitution create would also be great for those people who are too high and mighty to 'lower them selfs' to that level for a job.

    2. Re:And if they legalized drug trafficking by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Drug dealers and prostitutes provide valuable services to their customers, which is more than I can say for telemarketers.

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    3. Re:And if they legalized drug trafficking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we outlawed telemarketing, while legalizing marijuana, we could put all those people to work growing hemp.

      Think about it. Gardening is relaxing. Marijuana is relaxing. Not being bothered by telemarketers is relaxing. Welcome to the United States of the Super-Relaxed (USSR).

  57. Disney, the RIAA, and telemarketers by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1, Informative
    This is a great example of democracy really working. The people understood this issue well enough (they don't want annoying phone calls!) that the lobbying efforts by the telemarketers have failed. Politicians realize that if they take the lobbying money and vote for the telemarketers, they will be voted out of office. (Politicians may also be tired of receiving telemarketing calls.)

    On the other hand, there are issues like Disney buying a never-ending copyright where the public doesn't have enough of an interest in the matter to care and so Disney can purchase that copyright without any trouble. Possibly the same deal with the RIAA running roughshod over the consumer. Now, my question to the Slashdot audience, how can we better educate people to let them know what is going on with both Disney and the RIAA so that if a politician does take the money from the lobbyists and make the WRONG votes, they are voted out of office?

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  58. Two million jobs by AlphaHelix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A loss of two million jobs...of which a large number are convicts, currently serving prison sentences, who get paid below minimum wage, because it's a good source of cheap labor with American accents, and it's their only opportunity for work. See, e.g., http://www.stopjunkcalls.com/convict.htm

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    1. Re:Two million jobs by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Thank You for that.... The idea that they are handing my home phone number out (more than likely with some idea of my demographic) is a wonderful thought. Made my day, really. Really scary that is. Seraphim

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  59. Let me get this straight by booch · · Score: 1

    They think they should have the right to call people who don't want to be called? What exactly is their reason that they think they deserve this right? Who does it benefit? If the people are expressing that they don't want to be called, it probably means they don't want to be called! It doesn't matter if they're on the list or not -- they don't want to be called. I know people don't have a right not to be offended, but there's also no guranteed right to annoy people.

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Well, in public, they have the right to make speeches that you don't want to hear. They have the right to annoy the hell out of you, if they choose.

      The difference in this case is that the phone is a partly public, partly private mechanism. Clearly the telemarketers have abused it.

      It is not unreasonable for it to be considered a partly public form of speech. The political speech exemption in the law exists because the law might well be unconstitutional without it, under the first amendment. (Or so they say. That may well be a crock, but I know that the Supreme Court would not take well to any infringement on political speech. It's too important and too easy to be abused. Think not of the big parties but of the little ones trying to be heard.)

      In this case, I think of it as the government organizing something that can't be done in the private sector. Telemarketers aren't doing anything so much illegal (which is why a separate law is required) as simply rude. It's unfortunate that the government has to regulate politeness, especially when there are many other things that they could be spending time and money on, but this is a way to remove a major annoyance with only minor infringment on rights and minor cost.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by booch · · Score: 1

      They do have the right to speak in public, but if they follow me around yelling at me after I've told them not to, then it goes beyond protected speech. I think that'd be a better analogy. We are *requesting* that they stop, and they still want to continue. And they're not broadcasting or speaking from a public place.

      You might even go so far as to make the analogy that they're following us onto our own property, when we've asked them not to. Consider a salesman coming to my door when I have a "No Soliciting" sign out front. I don't think the salesman could use a First Amendment argument.

      I like your observations on the phone being public/private (sort of like my door-step) and the government having to regulate politeness.

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  60. Why complain? by loconet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why even complain about the do not call list if those people listed on the do not call list basically are saying that they don't want to buy stuff from the telemarketers in the first place!

    That's like me getting a list of girls who would never go out with me. I'd love to have that list , it would save me time. Then again that list might be bigger than the do not call list, but that is beside the point.

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    1. Re:Why complain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DNCL would have quite a few guys on it, thereby increasing its size beyond the girls who would not date you list. There is still hope for you.

    2. Re:Why complain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's like me getting a list of girls who would never go out with me. I'd love to have that list , it would save me time.

      You have it now... Its called a Phone Book.

    3. Re:Why complain? by tds67 · · Score: 1

      You should try to sue the girls who won't go out with you. They are hurting your sex industry.

    4. Re:Why complain? by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      My mom is actually a telemarketer (poor soul) anyway, she says the companies are ok with DNC list, because it weeds out the uninterested people. I am sure they still have enough numbers to keep them busy.

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  61. Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just that Sprint sucks. But a huge number of calls show no data on the caller ID. All tele-annoyer calls show no data. Most people that we expect to call us show at least the number, so we've started ignoring calls not showing data and letting them get dumped to voice mail.

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    1. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1

      Unfortunalely, when I call home from work, it also shows up like that, so my wife can't just ignore the phone. Yeah, we could play the game where I ring once, hang up, and call again, but we shouldn't have to.

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    2. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 4, Informative

      Two words:

      Privacy Manager

      We've got it at home. All calls coming from anyplace that doesn't display the originating phone number are dumped to a VRU. The VRU asks for a passcode. If no passcode is entered, the VRU prompts for the name. The VRU then calls us and gives us the option of 1)taking the call, 2)hanging up, 3)dumping to CallNotes.

      Combine this with CallerID, CallWaiting CallerID, CallNotes, CallBlocker and Anonymous CallBlocker and very few calls get through.

      The only calls that do publish their phone number to CallerID. Asking for a manager, getting their info and then informing them to remove us from their list or face a $500 fine next time they call is all it takes.

      Sure, the entire package costs $80/mo but its worth it.

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    3. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Informative

      $80 / month? That's NUTS. I just get plain caller ID and use my phone system with auto-attendant. I get ZERO telemarketing calls now and don't need an extra $60 / month of crap to make it work. One time $120 investment.

    4. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      What's 'auto-attendant'? Is that like TeleZapper?

      Regardless, the wife's talking about dropping the LAN line altogether. She'd rather get cellphones (moreso now that she's 5 months pregnant with our 2nd son) and we've got her business line at the house if we *really* need a LAN line (as of yet, no telemarketer calls on that one).

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    5. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      I know people who have that, I just wait for them to call me, you think you're that popular that we're gonna sit on hold for 6 minutes and go through 18 different options?

      "If your name is Al Bundy, press 3 now."

    6. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      No. The Telezappers actually don't work much anymore. The telemarketers know how to bypass that.

      Autoattendant is the menuing system you hear when calling a business: "Prees 1 for this, 2 for that."

      My message says "If you are a telemarketer, hang up now. Press 1 to speak to Amy or Walt". If they don't do anything, they get dumped to generic voice mail. If they press 2 they get transfered to my normal phones. If no one answers after 6 rings, it goes to our voicemail.

    7. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by daddymac · · Score: 2, Informative
      We've got something similar, called "Security Screen" or something. if there is no CAller ID information, the caller is prompted with a friendly voice:
      The number you are calling does not accept unidentified calls. If you are a solicitor, please hang up now. Otherwise, please enter the 10 digit number you are calling from.
      So When I call my girlfriend from work, I just enter my phone number, it shows up on the Caller ID as "Security screen - 555-555-1212".

      The only solicitors I get now are people who work from home and their own number shows up on the caller ID, which is great, because I just call them daily at 6:00 pm and list off the crap I have sitting in my garage for sale.

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    8. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I believe you're referring to a "land line", not LAN line.

    9. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      There are only three options.

      Nice attempt at trolling though.

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    10. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Doh!

      Sorry. Stuck in geek-speak again!

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    11. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      Cheaper ... Get the minimum package and never answer that phone, but give it out to anyone that asks for it. Only the real calls will leave messages. less than 20 bucks a month

    12. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      All tele-annoyer calls show no data.

      There is a separate FCC ruling going into effect some time this year that REQUIRES all telemarketing equipment to show the true originating number. That will help you.

    13. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a much cheaper solution. It's called an answering machine. You see, it answers the phone for you. If the person calling is someone you want to talk to, you pick up the phone and talk to him. If not, you just ignore it. You can get one of these miracle devices in any Kmart for about $30.

    14. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by shokk · · Score: 1

      And I have to pay for this because telemarketers think it's their right to harrass me? The telemarketers are probably collecting your $80/month from the system they sold you to offset what they are losing when you don't buy anything from them. I don't understand how you find the situation acceptable enough to blow so much of your own money. It's that permissive attitude that lets them get away with it in the first place.

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    15. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by extrarice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [quote]
      Privacy Manager ...
      Combine this with CallerID, CallWaiting CallerID, CallNotes, CallBlocker and Anonymous CallBlocker and very few calls get through. ...
      Sure, the entire package costs $80/mo but its worth it.
      [/quote]

      But the point is that we shouldn't HAVE to fork out an extra $80/month to not receive this harassment. It shouldn't be so difficult and expensive (in terms of time AND money) to get the calls to stop.

      Would you think an extra $80/month is reasonable to remove 95% of your SPAM? Think about it: $80/month. Doesn't matter what job you have, it's still a lot of money. If you think it's reasonable, then go out and buy every spam-stopping piece of software available and don't complain about all the junk email you still get.

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    16. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      And I have to pay for this because telemarketers think it's their right to harrass me? The telemarketers are probably collecting your $80/month from the system they sold you to offset what they are losing when you don't buy anything from them. I don't understand how you find the situation acceptable enough to blow so much of your own money. It's that permissive attitude that lets them get away with it in the first place.

      Let me have your street address -- I need to know where to send the black helicopters.

      Seriously, you honestly believe the telemarketers are getting my $80? Wow, talk about a stretch. And it wasn't some telemarketer who sold us the service. Our phone company doesn't call us looking to make a sale - its the scumbags at the phone companies we're *not* using that call.

      Regardless, whose money is paying for the service? Is it yours?

      All the backlash about my using this service, and a majority of the people go to futher extremes when it comes to SPAM, which is less-intrusive.

      No, you don't have to pay for the service. If you don't like getting calls, disconnect your telephone.

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    17. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      But the point is that we shouldn't HAVE to fork out an extra $80/month to not receive this harassment. It shouldn't be so difficult and expensive (in terms of time AND money) to get the calls to stop.

      I agree, 100%. However, until the telemarketers decide to 'play nice' and actually honor the DNCs, this is what we've decided. In all likelihood, we're going to be dropping either the entire service or the land line altogether.

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    18. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Hoplite3 · · Score: 1

      Three words:

      No Call List.

      I've got it at home. All calls that I don't want, I ask politely to be put on the no call list. Then I hang up and they don't call anymore.

      Combine this with sounding upbeat and intereted when they start their sales pitch, and very few salespeople avoid the crushing blow of the DNC request.

      The only calls that do get through are those I've had buisness with before, but I don't give out my phone number to just any buisness.

      Sure, the entire system costs $0/mo, but it's worth it.

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    19. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will it help me find out whether it's my daughter calling from a pay phone in an emergency situation, or a telemarketer?

    20. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the wife's talking about dropping the LAN line altogether

      The word is "land-line".

    21. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      That wasn't trolling dude, it just really bothers me.

    22. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Maybe it's just that Sprint sucks. But a huge number of calls
      > show no data on the caller ID.

      To filter out telemarketers, you also have to get the additional
      feature known as Anonymous Call Block, wherein if the caller is
      blocking caller ID he gets a message saying you don't receive
      anon calls, and your phone doesn't ring. A legit caller who blocks
      caller ID normally (for other reasons than you, presumably) can still
      call you by using star-something to enable caller ID just for the
      one call.

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    23. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I've thought about something along these lines. CallerID hooked up
      to the computer and a database of numbers. Recognised numbers get
      treated one of several ways depending on a field in the database;
      unrecognised numbers get treated another way (which results in some
      data being entered into the database; then the computer makes a
      sound (quieter than a regular phone ring) and a dialog box pops up
      showing the info they entered; if they were dishonest, the user can
      blacklist with one click), and anonymous calls get a third treatment.
      Magic extensions or passcodes can be given to trusted persons that
      will change the way the call is handled. Anonymous callers can be
      required to categorise their call. ("Press 1 if you are calling on
      behalf of a business. Press 2 if you are calling on behalf of a
      nonprofit organisation. Press 3 if the call is personal...") and
      in the 1 and 2 cases your relationship to the business. ("Press 1
      if I receive a monthly bill from your business. Press 2 if I have
      done business with your organisation many times. Press 3 if I have
      done business with you occasionally. Press 4 if I have requested
      information from your business...) Callers from unrecognised
      numbers can be asked to categorise the location they're calling
      from. ("Press 1 if you are calling from home...")

      All this data can be retained in the database. For non-anonymous
      numbers, it can be used to decide how to handle future calls.
      For anonymous calls, the data entered determines whether the
      automated system asks you to place me on your do-not-call list,
      or whether you're asked to leave a message so I can get back to
      you. (The only way you'd get better than that from an anon call
      would be with a magic code.)

      Oh, and if there are anonymous callers with a legitimate need to
      call me repeatedly, they can be assigned a code that puts them into
      the "recognised number" handling routine. (Each such code would be
      unique and key into the database.) That way they don't have to
      enter their information every time.

      But all that's fairly complicated...

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    24. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      A better option would be having telemarketers press and option, and then have this call a randomly-picked number for another telemarketing company.

      Or playing Perry Como or some other equally-annoying dribble.

      The Autoattendent you describe sounds a lot like Privacy Manager, with the exception of blocking anyone whose attempting to hide their identity. I mean, whats to stop a telemarketer from pressing 1 and harassing you anyway?

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    25. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Privacy Manager

      Annoying as hell, for legitimate business calls.

      When I worked for a satellite TV provider that I will not name. I had to call several customers to confirm appointments, and make arrangements to resolve conflicts. When I would encounter PM it would add at least 2 minutes to what is often a 1 minute call.

      So, somehow it makes sense to inconvienence everyone who calls you, just so you can avoid a few telemarketing calls.

      LK

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    26. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Cheaper ... Get the minimum package and never answer that phone, but give it out to anyone that asks for it. Only the real calls will leave messages.

      If only that really happened...most of the messages I get are for credit-repair scams, vacation "offers," and satellite-TV "deals." Fortunately, digital answering machines are good at cutting through all that crap in a few seconds.

      I have had the same listed phone number for 11 years, though...there's a chance that might have something to do with it. The last time I moved, I decided to keep the old number...figured I was paying Sprint extra money for number portability (there's no option to not pay for it), so I might as well get something back for it. I've thought of switching to something like Vonage, but with POTS costing only $15 per month, I'm not sure that VoIP would be worth the added expense.

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    27. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Local Access Network?

      Jaysyn

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    28. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Reziac · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Firstoff, you gotta wonder about someone who is that paranoid about who calls 'em.

      Second, there's no point in paying extra for all this crap. I have NO special services on my phone line, yet I get only one or two junk calls per YEAR. Why? Because about 15 years ago, the Daily News annoyed me into telling them to put me on their Do Not Call list. (Back then, each telemarketer was required by CA state law to maintain their own DNC list.)

      Now, most telemarketers use the same master call list, including the same DNC list. So being DNC'd by the Daily News meant I was also DNC'd for the master list that most of the telemarketers use. And my phone line has been free of all these bastards ever since.

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    29. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just pay 2$ to have your PHONE UNLISTED and do not give it to anyone. i have YET to receive a single unsolicited phone call in 6 years i've lived in USA.

    30. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      " Will it help me find out whether it's my daughter calling from a pay phone in an emergency situation, or a telemarketer?" AFAIK, it has to accurately show the business name ... so I think "PayPhone" and "Joe's Telemarketing" might be distinguishable.

    31. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      So, somehow it makes sense to inconvienence everyone who calls you, just so you can avoid a few telemarketing calls.

      Nope. Not everyone. Just those people hiding behind a phone system that hides their number.

      And those people who do but we want to talk to anyway are given an access code. This shows up on CallerID as 'Access Code nnn-nnnn' so we instantly know who they are.

      Honestly, its not that hard to use. I worked at Dell, their phone system hides the outbound number. I've used it from the 'outside view' and it hardly adds 2 minutes to a 1 minute call.

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    32. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nothing stops a telemarketer from pressing 1 and getting to me (other than the message telling them that they should hang up,) and so far in 2 years of using it, NONE has. From ~1000 telemarketing calls a year to ZERO. Hey, it works, that's all I can say.

    33. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, whats to stop a telemarketer from pressing 1 and harassing you anyway?

      The opportunity to (again) hear a stream of the vilest language I learned in years as a sailor?

    34. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me help you out there, slick. It's a LAND line, not a LAN line. It's so named because it physically runs along the land between the endpoint and switching station. Local area networks have nothing to do with it.

      Sheesh. Kids these days.

    35. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful
      To filter out telemarketers, you also have to get the additional feature known as Anonymous Call Block, wherein if the caller is blocking caller ID he gets a message saying you don't receive anon calls, and your phone doesn't ring.

      Which just goes to show who is really profiting from telemarketers: the phone companies. They've never had it so good. On the one hand, they're making a lot of money renting phone lines and dialing equipment to the telemarketers so they can bother you during dinner. Then that forces you to pay them extra to get caller ID (how many people would give up their caller ID if they weren't worried about telemarketers?) which has to be one of their highest margin services. Then they turn around and charge the telemarketers more money for the service that lets them block your caller ID, and you more money for the service that blocks people who block their caller ID. It's an arms race, and the phone companies are getting rich selling to both sides.

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    36. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Land" line, moron.

    37. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $20/month for a phoneline with caller-ID?! Where do you live?

    38. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by gaj70 · · Score: 1

      Cancel your land line and go cell phone only. You will have a free unlisted number (for now anyway), which drastically reduces the unwanted calls. It's cheaper per month, too.

    39. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. by shokk · · Score: 1

      So, those were your helicopters today, eh? I wonder whose they were yesterday.

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  62. Wow, go government! by Otter · · Score: 1
    Read the CNN article and went to the site to register.

    Wow, a federal bureaucracy really put together a nice site! Clean, well-designed, excellent usability, good FAQs. Go, FTC!

  63. All phones, not only landlines by el_flynn · · Score: 1
    If you're unaware, you can also register cellphone numbers as telemarketers are increasingly targeting cell users.

    On another note, there are a few loopholes to the DNC list: "Police can still mass dial people under the guise of crime awareness...Even telemarketers conceded that the new national "do not call" list doesn't mean you're off the hook..."

    Some of these loopholes, to my understanding, allow non-profit and/or political organizations and companies conducting so-called surveys even if you're on the do not call list. So while the original article mentions 28 million phone numbers are already on the list, one wonders just how effective it will be...

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    1. Re:All phones, not only landlines by ElectronOfAtom · · Score: 1

      hmm.. new surveys anyone?

      Hello, sir. We are conducting a survey on the number of people who would like to sign up for a new long distance service. Would you like to sign up for a new long distance service? No? Well let me tell you about some of the features of Company X's long distance so you can make an "informed" survey answer! ... etc...

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  64. 28 Million can't be wrong? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    > 28 Million can't be wrong.

    Yeah they can. Not in _this_ case, but don't overgeneralize. Think how many people have bought Britney Spears CDs, then tell me again that 28 million can't be wrong. :)

  65. oh no, 2 mil people out of jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1.99 million of them being out-sourced to other countries.

  66. Two Million Jobs?! by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 1

    I didn't think spiders and bots were officially counted in the employment rolls, but maybe that's just speciesism on the part of us humans.
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  67. Embrace the change by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    True, there's no expressly stated right to privacy, but I'm of the school of thought that it can be inferred. Regardless, though...

    This isn't about the government killing off an industry. It's about protecting the people who are "bothered" enough to request not to be bothered. If I called you every night at dinner time, and if you did not welcome my call, you would ask me to stop. If I did not stop, then by definition, I would be harassing you, and you would have some right to protection by the law.

    The DNC list does not prohibit phone solicitations; it merely requires that solicitors prune their lists based on people's requests not to be contacted that way.

    Most people in that line of work are paid by commission anyway, so I feel that I'm doing them a favor by having them not call me because I *NEVER* buy anything sold by an anonymous phone (or door) solicitor. Rather than sue, these folks should embrace the change for the better of all mankind!

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    1. Re:Embrace the change by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      pre existing laws covered this. if you asked a company to put you on their DNC list, they had to. if you ask them and they still call you, it's considered harassment.

      i don't see a justification for our federal governemt to effectively put an industry out of business b/c it bothers people. i'm bothered by wacko drivers, can we get congress to put detroit out of business?

    2. Re:Embrace the change by Moofie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having to tell EVERY BUSINESS IN AMERICA that I don't want them to call me during dinner is foolish.

      These companies do not have a right to profit. I do have a right to control access to myself.

      What, do you think that anybody who puts their name on the DNC list would actually buy something from a telemarketer? If anything, this is going to increase their hit percentage.

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    3. Re:Embrace the change by elmegil · · Score: 1
      You really have no clue about how effective the "individual company" DNC lists were do you? I.E. not at all. There are literally hundreds if not thousands of companies who might want to call me to hassle me about buying their products. If I have to contact each one individually, or wait until they've already harassed me once to get them not to call me, that's a huge burden. It makes sense that I would want a central place where I can go, put my name up and say "I don't want telemarketers to call me damn it!". Since the phone companies and the free market aren't providing that service, it seems perfectly reasonable to have the government step in, especially given the huge number of people who feel the same way.

      If the industry would have come up with a solution on its own that actually worked and made sense, things would never have come to this. I have no pity for their claims (which I don't see much substantiation for) that they'll be put out of business.

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    4. Re:Embrace the change by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      pre existing laws covered this. if you asked a company to put you on their DNC list, they had to. if you ask them and they still call you, it's considered harassment.

      Sure, but there are many ways around this. Most companies contract with telemarketing companies who then do the actual calling. The telemarketing contractors would keep separate DNC lists for each client. They say "I'm calling on behalf of Frobarrific, Inc." and not "I'm from X telemarketing company. Would you like some frobnozzles from Frobarrific, Inc.?" It's also much harder to keep track. All I need now is the confirmation from the donotcall.gov site.

      Anyway, you'd have to recieve at least one call from _each_ company. I don't want _any_. Ever. This way, no matter who is doing the calling, they have to check and make sure that my number isn't on the list. Since it is, they aren't supposed to call me at all. Not even once.

      All the Federal DNC list is doing is giving those of us who loathe telemarketing a way to tell all telemarketers that we don't want calls. The Feds aren't legislating telemarketers out of business. If so many of us sign up, and the profits are gone, then I submit that they were surviving by bullying gullibile people into buying shit that they didn't need. If that's the case, I don't care at all that they're out of business.

    5. Re:Embrace the change by chimpo13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I always ask to be put on the DNC list. I used to just mess with them, but now I just say remove me. The last time the caller was from India and she started laughing. "You want me to what?" She put her boss on the phone so I could repeat "Put me on your do not call list". He laughed too. He said, "You know we're calling from India, so there's nothing you can do. If you'd like call up DirectTV and complain to them, but we'll still call you for our next client."

      They were both actually really nice and honestly amused. I filed a report with the FCC against DirectTV but I'm sure I'll never hear anything back from it.

      Although since I've been asking to be put on the master DNC list, and asking for a written copy of the DNC policies to be mailed to my PO Box, I don't get as many calls. I've also never received a copy of the DNC policies.

    6. Re:Embrace the change by jjp5421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parent,
      You miss the point the existing rules are opt-out, and they get 2 more chances to call you before there is a penalty (in my state). Opt-out is like having to wait to get shot to buy a bullet proof vest...

      Reasons telemarketers should get no leniency;
      1. Auto-dialers that ask you to hold.
      2. Auto-dialers that hang up on you because no real telemarketer is available.
      3. Auto-dialers that hang up on people (and look for answering machines/VM).
      4. Telemarketers that will not tell you the company they are with when you ask to be removed from the list.
      5. Rude telemarketers.
      6. Telemarketers that call back when you hang up on them.
      7. Telemarketers that will not listen to your sales pitch when they call (when you claim to be a fellow telemarketer).

    7. Re:Embrace the change by agentkhaki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're wrong for two reasons.

      First, the Federal Government isn't putting the industry out of business, because (in addition to other reasons stated in other posts) there are exceptions, i.e., groups and organizations who can still call you even though you're on the DNC list.

      Second, when you ask a company to take your off of their list, they usually give you the 6-8 weeks bullshit. And yes, my friend, it is bullshit. Those 6-8 weeks give them time to sell the list to some other telemarketing company, with your name still on it, in addition to giving them time to harass you more. All of their lists are computerized. With a single click of a button, you could be removed from that list. And yet, it still takes them 6-8 weeks to click that button? Why? Because they're bending the law, getting around it.

      Just like they'll continue to get around it. Note the exclusions to the DNC list - churches, airlines, etc., Craftly lawyers and businessmen (or should I just say assholes - these people are no better than the SPAM kings who sit at home, smug smiles on their faces, telling us 'it doesn't take very long to delete unwanted email, so just deal with it') will find a way around the law, and we'll end up getting nearly as many calls as we did before the DNC list ever existed.

      Mark my words.

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    8. Re:Embrace the change by meatspray · · Score: 2, Informative

      alas the single DNC lists are hardly obeyed, most companies just wait a couple of months and call you again.

      Does asking your telephone soliciters not to call you work better for you than I? I still get lots of calls, i've asked every one to DNC me.

      The mainstay of the problem is you had no proof that they put you on a dnc, and likewise no proof that you asked. In many cases you can't even proove who's calling you. Having the calling companies maintain the DNC list is like letting the fox guard the chickens.

      Are you going to sue a company over failure to comply with DNC, not likely, and the number of people who would are so small that they don't matter. But now you get a centralized list, you have some proof your on the list, people can band together and take down these fly by night companies with class action suits.

      I think if companies really honored the DNC lists this would never have gotten to the point it is now, where noone can eat dinner in piece, where you get woken up hours before your were ready on a weekend morning, where many a sexual encounter was thrawted by ye old ringer.

      as things work now, it would be like requiring a no soliciting sign to specify who can't knock, I just picture this door covered with No Soliciting "sun paper" no soliciting "boyscouts" no soliciting "electrolux" it's assinine to try to stop the calls on a one to one basis.

      I think that this list is set to improve the quality of life for most people. Companies have been making money at the cost of soo many peoples misery for such a long time. Just the fact that a company can survive by this intrusive method of marketing is appauling.

      you want to get my attention use a commercial, direct mail or a billboard, something that i can choose to ignore if i'm not interested.

    9. Re:Embrace the change by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      However, as an earlier poster pointed out, it was perfectly legal for them to then sell/trade your name and number to another company. The national DNC list has come about because a great deal of telemarketers have abused their right to make phone calls. The bad apples have spoiled it for everyone else. Too bad the telemarketers haven't cleaned themselves up before the feds finally had to get involved.

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    10. Re:Embrace the change by geekoid · · Score: 1

      because I should not have to do that for each telemarketing company. This way, I can do it once, and then be left alone.

      Your analogy is wrong, we are not asking to shut down the phone company, only choose whether or not we wish to be called by telemarketers.

      So its ok if a park my car outside your house and play a song at 150 Db?

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    11. Re:Embrace the change by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I *NEVER* buy anything sold by an anonymous phone (or door) solicitor. Rather than sue, these folks should embrace the change for the better of all mankind!

      No! You buy everything you see on T.V. instead!

      Honestly, though, why is there a difference between phone calls, door to door calls, and television ads? Why are we so lax on commercials? They are harassing, burdensome, and interfere with my ability to watch normal television. If I don't want commercials, I have to pay for a premium channel, and that usually costs a premium.

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    12. Re:Embrace the change by neodragonslayer · · Score: 1
      True, there's no expressly stated right to privacy, but I'm of the school of thought that it can be inferred. Regardless, though...

      The right to privacy was never stated. The restrictions of privacy were never spelled out, either. What does that mean? That, at least for those of us in the USA, we do have a right to privacy, by the Ninth Amendment to the Constitution:

      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      Our forefathers didn't want our rights spelled out for us. Rights were supposed to be obvious. It's a shame that we live in a society nowadays where the letter of the law is more important than the spirit of the law.

    13. Re:Embrace the change by micromoog · · Score: 1
      If I don't want commercials, I have to pay for a premium channel, and that usually costs a premium.

      Then you still get commercials anyway . . . "Minority Report" was loaded with ads, and "Matrix 2" has a 10-minute Cadillac ad right in the middle . . . Advertising just sucks, in all of its insidious forms.

    14. Re:Embrace the change by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      At least at APAC (one of the larger ones) the "sell rates" (how many you have to sell per hour) are so high only the people who scam old folks make commision. I used to work there briefly in college since it was the only job in the small town I was at, sad eh?

      It's remarkably disturbing.

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    15. Re:Embrace the change by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That was exactly my logic wrt spam opt-in lists that are market-specitic: if spammers target ONLY people who don't mind getting spam, and make their opt-in lists product-specific, they can cut their own costs while increasing their percentage of hits. People who want spam for a particular product get it, and are more likely to buy; those who don't want it don't get any. Everybody happy.

      Spam is just telemarketing, minus the voice aspect.

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    16. Re:Embrace the change by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh, great, and here a few posts back I was speculating on the future of telemarketing outsourced to India. Predicting made it happen, I didn't mean to do it! ;)

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    17. Re:Embrace the change by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "What, do you think that anybody who puts their name on the DNC list would actually buy something from a telemarketer?"

      I actually posted on this earlier, but the answer is yes. There are plenty of people on the DNC who would buy something from them. Believe it or not, there are quite a few people who can be talked into buying anything people want. Many of them are aware of their susceptibility, and as such were some of the first to get themselves on the DNC registry.

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    18. Re:Embrace the change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what they're really afraid of isn't losing the opportunity to reach people who would put themselves on the DNC list. What they're really afraid of is losing access to that person's aging grandparents, many of whom can be suckered into buying something.

    19. Re:Embrace the change by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Those people are making a conscious choice not to subject themselves to the high-pressure sales tactics of telemakreters. That is their right.

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    20. Re:Embrace the change by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      if you asked a company to put you on their DNC list, they had to. if you ask them and they still call you, it's considered harassment.

      And how is this system so different from that? If it's legitimate to require each business that wants to telemarket to maintain its own DNC list, it should be just as legitimate for there to be a single master DNC list. If anything the single DNC list should be preferable for everyone. People no longer need to ask each company to stop calling them separately, and the companies no longer need to maintain their own separate lists. The real complaint is that there's actually a chance that the national DNC list will be effective.

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    21. Re:Embrace the change by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful
      so I feel that I'm doing them a favor by having them not call me because I *NEVER* buy anything sold by an anonymous phone (or door) solicitor.

      Right. Most people will say that. But somebody still has to be buying the stuff. So somebody is lying. Please post a followup with the subject "/me sticks finger in the air" if you are the one.

      The problem with these kind of intrusions is is that they are relatively new. Or at least the mass exploiration of it is. The law should always be a reflection of society. Comparing how they would fit into current laws is therefore important, but in no way should current laws alone dictate what direction the legal system should take.

      My personal view is that spam and telemarketing should be considered a breach of privacy. With the possible exception of research, you should only be able to call or mail somebody after they have opted in into the system. Trying to ban a (not legally binding) opt-out system is obviously right at the other end.

      For most people being called by one of these persons is pure harrassment, so the jobs that are lost is unfortunate for them, but for the good of society.

      Currently I am not earning enough to be too bothered for myself though. Ok, I'm off buying some Aluminium sidings from Danny.

      Warper

      Could someone please change the <blockquote> tag to <q>? Thank you!!!
    22. Re:Embrace the change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I like that one. I hope I'm not repeating anyone, but here are some more good ones:

      Telemarketers offering:
      Anything: I'm sorry, he/she is dead
      Newspapers: I'm blind
      Long distance service: I don't have a phone (this usually gets them totally slack-jawed)
      Second mortgage: I can do that in bankrutpcy?!
      Re-finance: ooh, yes, then I can make the payments!
      Credit Card: That's my dog, but he'd love credit, how much you got?
      Gutters: It doesn't rain on my house.
      Siding: My house doesn't have sides.
      Newspaper 2: I can't read.
      Hot Russian brides: No thanks, I don't need sex, I care about personality.

      OK, I'm done, for now, but really, try telling AT&T you don't have a phone when they call, they freak, they have a GPF and buffer overflow at the same time. Its really fun, makes you feel like Micro$oft!

  68. EFF estimates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    according to the EFF, it will take them until the year 2048 to sue all 2 million people on the list.

  69. heh by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

    To quote Seinfeld for a change...

    *phone rings*
    Jerry> Hello? .. I'm sorry, this isn't a very good time. Can you give me your number and I'll call you back later? What's that? You don't like being called at home by strangers? Well now you know how I feel. *click*

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  70. Of course by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    Exemptions included...calls on behalf of politicians.

    So, even if I put up the telephone equivalent of a "Do not trespass" sign, the craziest of all businessmen are still allowed to call me?


    Of course. We've placed a dog to guard the henhouse from foxes, but that dog sometimes likes an egg or a hen from time to time.

  71. First amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freedom of Speech is absolutely most protected when it's political. If they didn't exempt it, it could put the entire thing at risk of being overturned. Commercial speech, however, is quite regulatable.

    1. Re:First amendment by Ominous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Then let us have telemarketers phrase all solicitations in political terms. "We believe all should have a right to a comfortable mattress. If you support our movement, please send a donation of $400 to the nice, new mattress fund. All contributors will recieve a complimentary mattress!"

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  72. Confusion by Broodje · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but this list can't be just cold calling telemarketers, they must be help desk types, right? So, if thats the case, why does the ATA lead me to believe that these non-nagging telephone jobs have anything to do with the do-not-call list? I think they are lumping the two in the same boat to make up that "2 million jobs".

  73. This hurts their business how? by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 1
    Follow me here telemarketers: The people on the Do Not Call list will not buy anything from you. That's why they're on the list. So by contesting the list you're essentially saying that you want the ability to try and annoy people into buying your product. Which is probably exactly how your type of company stays in business. You count on some people not wanting to deal with you, signing up for the free trial to get off the phone, and forgetting to cancel.

    I've got news for you. We are under no obligation to protect your business model.

  74. Telemarketing as a career... by Tongue+In+A+Box · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I tried it once, walked out on training on the second day, short of breath. I'd never had as powerful an attack of a conscience as I did that day. I didn't even know I had one before that.

  75. Exceptions (loopholes) by crow · · Score: 1

    Note that Charities, Politicians, and Surveys are exempt.

    That means that instead of selling a product, they'll call with a slanted survey about the product. It will be an adaptation of the political calls known as "push polls."

    Personally, I think the exemption for charities and political calls should be limited to non-paid callers. If the cause is legitimate, they should be able to find volunteers. (Oh, and pre-recorded calls should be banned, of course.)

  76. Whine whine whine by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

    I signed up for the DNC list because I have no intention of buying anything from a telemarketer, ever, period. I imagine others are the same way--if they wanted telemarketers to give them information on exciting new opportunities and products, they wouldn't have signed up for the DNC list. Telemarketers are not losing the business of the uninterested and annoyed, because they never had it.

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    1. Re:Whine whine whine by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Yup. The way I look at it is if I want to buy something I seek the sellers out, not the other way around. Same goes for charities. If I want to donate money I'll find someone to donate it to on my own. Which is why I purposely don't donate to charities that call me.

  77. Oh, great... by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    A company also may call a person on the no-call list if that person has bought, leased or rented from the company within the past 18 months or has inquired about or applied for something during the past three months.
    Now every TM call I get will lead off with "You are receiving this call because you requested information from us or one of our 96,818 auto-dia...er, marketing partners, or thought about doing so, or mis-dialled and reached us, or called your mother who once bought a box of detergent from Amway, or saw our ad on a billboard on the way to work. We can't tell you which it was, but to be removed from our call list, dial 877-SUC-KERS, press 1, then 5, then 8, then 3, then ##*72, and enter your personal ID code "1659ek007628545pZZj254053-432765%66666QWex3".
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  78. Two million jobs outsourced to Asia by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1

    They mean two million jobs outsourced to Asia. C'mon, telemarketing jobs have long been outsourced to Asia (most notably India) a lot faster and for longer than IT jobs are going there now. I feel not the slightest bit of guilt or pity for telemarketing companies and as for the jobs - that's two million people who won't have to endure the most grueling non-labor 'office' job in existence.

  79. The One Thing by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

    Out of all of this, do you know what the mind-boggling thing is?

    Someone actually has to buy these products, or they would all be out of business anyway. Who are these people, and where are they? I assume these people are the same people that buy from informecials. I want to sue them for emotional damages for keeping Don Lapre, Tony Robbins, and Ron Popeil on the air.

    Set that and forget it in six easy payments of get the hell off my airwaves!

  80. profit by terraveneficus · · Score: 1

    i wouldnt be suprised if the telemarketiung companies actually showed more profit. If they actualy lose the 2 million jobs and the people on the list wouldnt have bought anything neways it looks like more profit to me...they still get the same amount of sales with less people trying for it...makes sense

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  81. spam by arhca · · Score: 1

    It's between that and getting into spam...

  82. Wouldn't this law help telemarketing companies? by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

    It's not like anyone who puts themselves on the national "do-not-call" list is going to buy something from a telemarketer.

    I think that this law would actually be good for the telemarketing industry, because they wouldn't be spending money calling people who'd say "I'm not interested. Now f*ck off."

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  83. Special kind of idiocy by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    You'd really think they'd notice the overwhelming response to the DNC registry and think "hey wait, maybe people really dont want to hear from us"...no such luck

    Marketers don't think like that. They believe that you may *think* you don't want to hear from them, but that's only because you haven't heard their pitch yet.

  84. Think about who they're sueing... by ipsuid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, technically, the Federal government is for the people, by the people.

    So if telemarketers are sueing the Federal government, then they are sueing both the people who buy their products, and those that do not wish even to consider them. In effect, we are looking at companies sueing consumers to force them to hear free speech. Fortunately, freedom of speech grants the right to say something; not the right to force others to listen.

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    1. Re:Think about who they're sueing... by Gauchito · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the huge amount of people who have signed up for the list (28 million numbers, which of course doesn't equal people, but is close) makes for one hell of a petition/referendum showing the public definitely approves of it.

    2. Re:Think about who they're sueing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's over 25% of the people voting in 2000.

  85. List of alternative jobs? by James+A.+A.+Joyce · · Score: 0, Troll
    Here is a list of alternative occupations for people who have no skills other than a big mouth and following a script (and maybe not even those!):
    • Soldier
    • Sex slave
    • Tech support
    • Actor
    • Policeman
    • Slashdot troll
    • Truck driver
    • Open source spokesperson
    • Business consultant
    • Middle management
    • Band vocalist
    • Corrupt corporate C.E.O.
    • Door-to-door salesman
    The possibilities are endless! I don't know why these people are complaining.
    1. Re:List of alternative jobs? by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

      Acually, sex slaves would be a poor fit. You may want smaller mouths for two reasons.

      [1] You don't want them to talk much
      [2] Increased friction

      Slashdot troll requires humour and typing skills.

      Truck driver requires driving permits, most of these students can't get one yet.

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  86. lists by mz001b · · Score: 1
    'Telemarketers expanded their legal challenge to the government's do-not-call list, suing a second federal agency over the call-blocking service...

    Luckily, that federal agent put its name on the national 'do not sue' list.

  87. From the caption under the photo: by iceT · · Score: 1

    Denny Dillon, center, leads a shift of telemarketers at Quality Service Management in this AP file photo

    Quality Service Management !?!?!?! What the hell is that? Could they come up with a more non-descript name for a company?

    I'm sure they picked that name so that it would look inconspicuous on the building index in the lobby, to confuse the people who want to blow it up...

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    -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
  88. Help! by doc_traig · · Score: 1

    I'm an asshole and you've made it illegal for me to be an asshole, but I make money at it! And so do others! You're putting us out of work! That's unfair! I'm going to have to do something other than being an asshole!

    Or... I could go work for those SCO folks...

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  89. Re:Buggy Whips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After buying a buggy whip for only $39.99, we will send a telemarketer to your house for a flogging. Order now!

  90. I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before everyone adds me to their Foes list, I want to say that I didn't last long: I quit. I was desperate for a summer job as a college student and thought that working indoors making a good wage was better than the crap jobs my buddies were getting pitching tar or whatever the hell they were doing in the heat. Funny thing is that I was selling premium television channels and I, personally, thought (still do) that TV was largely a waste. It took me a few weeks to develop my ability to sell something that I didn't believe in but pretty soon I was starting the heavy-sell over the phone. I was a hypocrite -- I personally thought what we were selling was crap.

    Finally, one day I made a call and a very elderly woman answered the phone. I started into my sales pitch when she finally sobbed "Please, please, just leave me alone. My husband has died and I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills." And by god if I didn't have to bite my lip to stop myself from replying "You need some entertainment to distract you from your problems. Can I sign you up for the comedy channel?" Man, I was so programmed to try to turn a bad situation into a sale that it was just automatic! Fortunately, I still had some decency left and told her that I wished her best of luck and hung up. I quit the very next day. I still remember the look on the boss' face when I told him why I was quitting. I don't think he had ever had someone quit for moral reasons before. He was stunned that someone would voluntarily quit a high-paying, cushy job solely because of moral qualms. Because I had left before my shift was up, my ride wasn't there to pick me up. I walked all the way home in the rain. But I was happy. I had done the right thing.

    Whenever I hear about the sob-stories of telemarketers, I simply remember back to those awful, awful people who I worked with those few weeks. Screw 'em.

    GMD

    1. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel your pain, i was a telemarketer for a day...that's all i could take. Those people don't stay there i'm sure, it's not a career. The turnaround is very high since, if you don't sell things, then you're gone, etc... I pity those people and this would probably help them get out of that crappy job. I'd rather do construction work then that crud.

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    2. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thanks for posting this. And kudos for being a thoughtful human.

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    3. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel your pain. Last summer I took a job as a telemarker, being the poor collage student I was (am). I was supposed to get people to switch cell phone providers, which might be possible if not the service I was selling was the crappiest of them all.
      Nevertheless, I sat down and started handling calls. After two or three calls I realized that I couldn't stand this crap, promptly stood up, walking to my supervisor and said I wanted to quit.

      I remained utterly poor for the whole summer, but damn, rather that than going back to that crap job.

    4. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, I bet the babes REALLY PUT OUT when you tell them that little tale! Nice! Think I'll start using it too, if you don't mind..."Please leave me alone. My husband died and I can't pay my bill." and "quitting a high paying job for moral reasons". Brilliant!

    5. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by MxTxL · · Score: 1

      I had a job telemarketing (actually it was business to business marketing, but let's be honest, it's the same thing) for about a month. So instead of calling up regular people, I was calling up car dealerships offering them a promotional marketing package to help them out in selling more cars.

      How's that for making you feel slimy? A telemarketer calling up the only people worse than them, car salesmen. *shudder*

    6. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      That's pretty close to the same reason I quit working as a Telemarketer when I was in college. I kept getting people on the phone who obviously were old, confused, and had no idea what they were buying. The product we were selling was a scam and there was just nothing worthwhile in the whole operation. It worked there for about 2 months.

      Kintanon

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    7. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by quelrods · · Score: 0

      step 1: bother people that hate you step 2... step 3: PROFIT!

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    8. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by shfted! · · Score: 1

      I, too, recently quit my job doing the same thing. I was selling credit cards. I wasn't on the phones long enough to become good, but already the moral issues were getting to me. So I quit at the end of my second week. Now, I've been unemployed for two months, with mounting credit card debt, but I'm much much happier with that than harassing folks all day. Sigh.

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    9. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by loosenut · · Score: 1

      I'm with Jafafa. Good for you, sir. That's one of the best posts I've ever read on Slashdot.

    10. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...to become good, but already the moral issues were getting to me."

      Actually, it appears that you were relatively GOOD before you started working there... which is why you quit!

      Kudos!

    11. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Same story, only they dicked me over for passing my insurance licensing test in addition to my moral problems with the industry. In general, the people who last a long time at a telemarketing firm are sleazy people who'll do anything for a buck. Heck, about half of my fellow employees were on work release.

      This industry needs to die. Now.

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    12. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Seanasy · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience in college. Though, I was terrible at it. I was calling for non-profit organizations and it was mainly people who were already members so it was much easier. But, I had one elderly woman get hysterical and say that her husband had died some time ago and "Why won't you people stop calling me!" She was in tears. I couldn't take it.

      Also, I found myself call for NOW -- the National Organization of Women. I'm a man. Quite a few women I called asked if I didn't think it was strange and I agreed it was.

      The worst telemarkers are the mortgage companies. In Pittsburgh, these companies have been practically stealing people's homes.

      I was visiting my parents in another town one weekend when they called. I answered and they asked for my father. My father had a stroke several years ago and can't speak or even walk. I asked what she was calling about. She became irate and insisted on talking to him. I told her about his condition and she got snippy and started insisting that she had information he would want and that they were trying to help him!

      I wanted to reach through the phone and...

      It makes me angry just thinking about it.

    13. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1
      How's that for making you feel slimy? A telemarketer calling up the only people worse than them, car salesmen. *shudder*


      I'll take the car salesman any day. He may be slimy, but at least I only have to deal with him when I want a car. I haven't had any yet try to drag me out of my living room.

      Pick-pockets and burglars rate far higher on my list than telemarketers. I can always replace material goods. My time is gone forever.

      Frankly, I can't think of any *legal* profession worse than telemarketer. Even lawyers are a step up.

    14. Re:I was a telemarketer once -- very briefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the fucking insight here?

      god DAMN you moderators and your click-happy thought-void bullshit. You force me to browse at -1 and read hundreds of bullshit trolls because I know there are nuggets of wisdom buried there that you can't even fucking recognize. You make a mockery of both slashdot and moderation. Go to hell.

  91. Oops, sued in the wrong venue... by afniv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The American Teleservices Association, an industry group that sued the FTC in January to stop the list, asked the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver to reject new regulations set by the Federal Communications Commission."

    Hey, I'm sure the judges have had positive experience with Colorado's No Call list. It's amazing, I went from an average of 3 phones calls plus 6 hangups a day to ZERO! It was a night and day difference.

    Perhaps they should have filed somewhere else?

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  92. Call 1-800-WAA-AAAH by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    Hey telemarketers, use the phone number above to call someone who gives a shit!

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  93. BFD by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

    [...] the industry says will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs.

    Only two million jobs? Heck, Hewlett Packard did more damage than that in a single weekend and the investors went wild with happiness!

  94. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the American Assassins Association has announced a suit aimed at countering laws that prohibit solicited murder.

    "There are over 200,000 assassins that stand to lose their jobs because of these laws," says AAA head Jeremy Simmons. "We estimate that anti-civilian-capital-punishment laws are responsible for over $500 million dollars in lost assassination revenue every year."

    Continues Simmons, "Sure, you can look at an assassination as an invasion of privacy. Heck, you could paint a bad picture of Mother Teresa if you tried hard enough. But when it comes down to it, hit-men perform a valuable service to their customers, and the current laws are standing in the way of a lot of profits."

  95. tough cookies about the jobs by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you know i would like to sell crack on my corner, i hear it's quite lucrative

    however, there is the small matter of the quality of life effect on my neighborhood, and my conscience about pushing an evil drug on people

    where is the telemarketer's concern over the quality of life of the people they harass over the phone? and where is their conscience about wasting people's time?

    who cares if it is 20 million jobs that are lost? telemarketing is an industry whose best place in the world is crumbling in the historical dustbin of defunct business models

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    1. Re:tough cookies about the jobs by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      you know i would like to sell crack on my corner

      Selling crack to people who actually want to buy crack is a more respectable line of work than being a telepest.

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    2. Re:tough cookies about the jobs by garcia · · Score: 1

      ok, while I see where you are going, I disagree.

      My "quality of life" doesn't go down when I have to answer the phone. Does your quality of life go down when you get 10 phone calls a day from friends?

      You hear the familiar Telemarketer pause and you hang up the phone when they pronounce your name wrong or ask for "Mr. or Mrs. Djksaf".

      10 seconds out of my life to hang up on the morons is not reducing my "quality of life."

      If they were holding me at gun point while I listened to their spiel or I was in some other way forced to listen to them, then I could see you saying that.

    3. Re:tough cookies about the jobs by broeman · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more ... here in Denmark and probably the rest of Europe telemarketers are just a p4in in the 44s. When I was a kiddo with a small sales-company, they called me all the time trying to get me into their stupid phonebooks, nobody ever get/buy/see because they never get produced. So I talked to the local goverment, they called the police, and shut that establishment down after some months consumer-lobbism on television (the police brought the story, and soon the stuff got started, I was not the only "victim"). Two month later they started somewhere else, and called again ... Once I tried to find out how they think, so I told them I needed to get a pen, but listened at the phone for some time. They were actually making fun of me, and saying like "we will get him this time". Sad people, there must be a better job than this.

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    4. Re:tough cookies about the jobs by Sanction · · Score: 1

      The problem is, this is a very subjective issue. Most of the people in my life consider telemarketing to be a very unwelcome intrusion, often disrupting their activities, and offering no positive benefit in response. I would be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't find these calls to reduce quality of life. A call from a friend might be nice, but calls from 10 of them may be annoying as well, but at least it has the potential to be something good. For most people, there is the negative effect of having to stop what you're doing to answer (if you have a home business or such, no, you can't just leave it or screen your calls) or maybe waking up the sleeping baby or some such, and no possibility at all of a positive effect. With both friend and telemarketer calls there is a disruption factor, but marketing calls don't offer the chance of something good or wanted in return. Bingo, reduction in quality of life that day, for no benefit whatsoever.

      But hey, if you don't mind them, don't sign up on the list. It does default to opt-out, so no person will miss out on "valuable opportunities" without expressly requesting it.

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  96. New vocation... by MadCow42 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    >> what are all those losers whose only skill is having a big mouth and being able to follow a script going to do for a living now?

    Politics.

    MadCow.

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  97. My Fear: They'll get the list THEN stop the law by splante · · Score: 1
    The worst thing that could happen is that they get the list of phone numbers they're not allowed to call, then they block the legislation, and use the numbers on the DNC list.

    I don't currently get [m]any spam calls on my cell phone becaluse I've been careful where I give it out, but I put it on the DNC list just in case. How screwed up would that be, if thanks to the DNC list, I start getting spam calls on my cell phone?!

    1. Re:My Fear: They'll get the list THEN stop the law by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Telemarketers calling cell phones is already illegal. I got sears to stop just by telling them its a cell phone.

    2. Re:My Fear: They'll get the list THEN stop the law by splante · · Score: 1
      Telemarketers calling cell phones is already illegal. I got sears to stop just by telling them its a cell phone.
      True, but if all or even most of them get this list, how many thousands of calls from different organizations will you have to tell that to.
    3. Re:My Fear: They'll get the list THEN stop the law by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Thats true, but they aren't supposed to call cell phones AT ALL. It is already illegal and has been for years so no one should be getting consistant calls to their cells. Usually its just an accident and never happens again.

  98. ...and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should the gubment care? Millions of jobs are being out-source overseas & the gubment doesn't step in to save the jobs of IT personnel; Those who happen to work in less-despised fields that telemarketers. Why should telemarketers be treated any better than the rest of us?

    There are plenty of jobs available at their local fast-food establishment and WalMart is cranking out stores faster than a welfare mom.

  99. Re:Those stupid b@stards! by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    We have a "No Soliciting" sign on our Mailbox. I think it cuts down on the number of salespeople that ring the bell by about 50%.

    Our immediate response is to point out the sign (right beside the front door) and the responses are pretty comical. Here are the biggest ones we get.

    1. "I thought that sign was put up by the previous owners of the house."

    2. "I'm not soliciting - I want to find out if you are interested in..."

    3. "I'm sorry, I missed the sign. But while I've got your attention..."

    4. "I thought the sign was only for the mailman."

    5. "Your neighbor thought that this was such a fantastic opportunity that I should go knock on your door and tell you about it."

    Montgomery Burns has it right when he says "Release the Hounds!"

    myke

  100. Two Words.... by base_jmpr · · Score: 1

    Boo hoo...

  101. Overkill? OVERKILL?!? by tds67 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "This truly is a case of regulatory overkill," said Tim Searcy, ATA executive director.

    This from a group that represents an industry that once called me at home no less than 60 times in a five day period!

  102. They failed to regulate themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They failed to regulate themselves and now the government has stepped in. It is there own fault and I have no sympathy for them.

  103. Marketing, a long time ago and far far way? by Bazzargh · · Score: 4, Funny

    "marketing will always exist"...got me thinking...

    Luke struggles to remove a small metal fragment from Artoo's neck joint. He uses a larger pick.

    LUKE: Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a cruiser or...

    The fragment breaks loose with a snap, sending Luke tumbling. He sits up and sees a twelve-inch three-dimensional hologram of Leia Organa, being projected from Artoo. The image flickers and jiggles in the dimly lit garage. Luke's mouth hangs open in awe.

    VOICE: Help me, you're my only hope. My name is OBI-WAN KENOBI, if you help me by transfering $12BN credits into your account, you too can have a 12 inch Organa like mine!

    LUKE: Aaaagh!!*%^$_"$£!!!!!?

  104. Better than not getting hung up on... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Several telemarketing companies have a rule that says their people can't hang up first. It became quite a common policy a while ago, for sensible-sounding reasons. However, if you're an irritated householder who's being harrassed for the sixth time today, it leads to an interesting situation if you tell them you're just going to get your card and will be right back, and then put the phone down (without hanging up) and walk away. }:-)

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    1. Re:Better than not getting hung up on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be even better: what does their employee handbook tell them to do if I say "I'm just going to set the phone down for a while. I'll probably come back and pick it up in 30 minutes or so. Maybe it'll be longer than that. It depends how I feel."?

  105. They already did... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...NAFTA, World Trade Organization and ready availability of overseas labor... All of those things are hammering the US Auto Industry, as far as I know, there are only TWO US automakers left...

    Ford and General Motors, every other Automaker in the US takes their profits back home, which isn't the US mind you...

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    1. Re:They already did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford isnt an american car company.
      but i declare toyato as one.

      the cars are made in the states. unlike ford

    2. Re:They already did... by abolith · · Score: 1
      Amusingly enough Nissan makes more of their cars (percentage of each vehicle, engine, frame ect..) in the U.S. than ford does. Go to a lot sometime and look at the little label on the window where it will tell you the percentage of the car and what country it was made in. When I was working at a nissan/ford dealership I got to see that most nissans were about 60-75% us built with only the trans coming from Japan, but the Fords were lower, around 40-55% US built, also with Trans coming from Japan.

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    3. Re:They already did... by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      As much as i hate nafta, all it did was shortcircuit the artifical environment that US automakers enjoyed.

      Essentially, auto makers got the gov to put a tax on incoming cars, to make them more expensive to the consumer. They did this becuase they stagnated, and started to produce crap. Now the cars are crap, but they arnt protected, and we have a choice.

      This would be the equivilent of the gov protecting M$, and putting a tax on Linux because it is 'hurting' a US business(remember many distros are forign).

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  106. telemarketers and spammers.... by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    ...rate as scum-sucking bottom feeders in the food chain of life.

    Of course, they rate right ABOVE the lawyers who defend them....

    1. Re:telemarketers and spammers.... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      ...rate as scum-sucking bottom feeders in the food chain of life.
      ..right above the RIAA.

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  107. It's not just high school kids by attaboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Although high school and college students made up a good portion of the workers at the 2 telemarketing companies I worked for (in high school and college, natch!) another, possibly even larger chunk, was made up of low income, low-educational level single parents. According to this article quotes statistics (granted, provided by the DMA) claiming that 60% of their employees are women, 25% are single mothers, 33% are minorities, 5% are disabled.

    From my experience, I think those stats are more or less accurate. While a lot of students work telemarketing jobs for a summer or a year or two, people who stay with a company for several years are more likely to fall into the categories above.

    As a progressive, those are the kind of people you don't want to see put out of work. And if you're conservative, you don't want ANY people back on welfare.

    Personally, I'm not a fan of the calls. CallerID doesn't do a good enough job of blocking them, and I would never buy anything from them anyway. I also don't feel very sorry for the corporations who will lose "50% of their business." So, I'm on the list. But I don't think much for the chances of the newly unemployed, with "compassionate conservatism" looking out for them.

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    1. Re:It's not just high school kids by Parker51 · · Score: 1

      According to this article...

      If you are going to reference the above article, you should also reference the reply letters to the editor for that article, both from former telemarketers, and from their victims.

    2. Re:It's not just high school kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      real conservatives don't worry about people trying to get on welfare, simply because welfare will be eliminated, along with social security, medicare/aid, and most other federal programs. the majority of people on disability are more than capable of simple office tasks, so no need to worry about them. the old can continue working until they are no longer able, then fall back on their families for support (as in all non-western societies, and even in our own until recent times), the "single mother" movement will nearly vanish because of the demographic's inability to support itself. they'll either succeed on their own, and warn others of the dangers of being a single mother, or fail and serve as a warning of being a single mother. either way, their demographic was virtually non existant before welfare, and will nearly vanish again after it. fewer federal programs means reduced taxes, and a budget surplus. the solution to government and economic problems is not to throw more money at anything. the solution is to be frugal and eliminate waste/laziness. republicans are not true conservatives, nor are libertarians. they are all extreme liberals. don't be deceived.

  108. yakity yak by davmoo · · Score: 2

    I love the way all of the telemarketing companies and associations claim they do not want to call people who do not want to be called, yet they fight lists that do exactly that as hard as they can.

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    1. Re:yakity yak by mickeyreznor · · Score: 1

      Well this so-called "Do Not Call" list doesn't execatly do what it says it will.

  109. Good by rknop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If there are jobs that we don't want done, then they should be lost!

    -Rob

  110. If you want profits and annoyance... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    There are much more efficient ways of bothering people and make enourmous amounts of money doing it...

    Simply sign a contract with Bad Boy records.

  111. Devastating to Business? by CaffeineFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We've had a "Do Not Call List", called the "telephone preference list", in the UK for over 3 years now. It works a treat. I haven't had a telemarketing call for over a year and if someone does call you just tell them you are on the list and they leave you alone sharpish.

    Has it been devastating to companies in the UK? I don't think so. Maybe just to the shady ones that can only sell stuff over the phone because no advertisers will deal with them. I don't know about you but I think this is a good thing.

  112. We, the people, have voted by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Consider this to be a "popular vote," as opposed to one that requires representation. I have cast my vote, and it says "go away."

    It's kind of like having a speed limit on the highway. Yes, it restricts your ability to go fast, whenever you want. And yes, it places a restriction on how fast you can deliver material goods - which can be translated directly into "lost potential money" because it takes longer to deliver your wares.

    Safety requirements "cost jobs" for manufacturers of toasters. Sound level restrictions on cars "cost jobs" for manufacturers of glass-pack mufflers. Telemarketing is an industry that is subject to federal/state/local regulations, just like all the rest.

    So cry me a river. Deal with it.

    1. Re:We, the people, have voted by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

      Speed Limits: I call it accelerated darwinism. If you can't drive a car at 100MPH. Atropus lets you know.

      Safety on toasters?: Applied darwinism. If you cram a knife in a piece of electronics, you're asking for it.

      Glass pack mufflers: See, here's where sound level restiction HELP those guys. If it weren't for the restrictions the muffler industry would be hurt by people running straight pipes.

      Telemarketers just don't get the concept of focused marketing. They are likely to fall to corporate darwinsim if they don't "get it".

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  113. How many people actually buy things through... by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    ...telemarketing? How much buissness would they actually loose. Two million jobs, yeah maybe if these people got educations they wouldn't have a telemarketing job in the first place. If the list gets shot down, well I guess I'll have to go back abusing the telemarketer, and leaving the phone off the hook so they can't hang-up(some systems let you do this) and waste the telemarketing companies money.

  114. Only Charities, Pollsters and Politicians? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    If I were asked what I would want blocked, these three would be at the top of my list...

    Along with this, I would be concerned about companies "volunteering" to provide these services for the ability to get you on the line:

    "Hello Mr. Predko. Like you, the Eagle Hand Laundry is concerned about cancer and we would like to talk to you about what you can to help us fight this terrible disease..."

    myke

  115. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The American Association of Drug dealers sues the US government on claims that current anti-drug laws will cost the jobs of some 10 million drug industry employees.

  116. The very same reason we get spammed? by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > The question then becomes *why* we should have to pay a service fee and do manual filtering to avoid being harassed in our own homes.

    The same reason our ISP now has to filter out e-mail, the same reason filter software companies are "viable" businesses (and will probably sue to block any laws to outlaw spams... ;)

    Seriously though, I though a fair number of telemarketeers outsource their boiler room operations to prisons and countries like India, so I am at a loss as to just what sort of job loss the telemarketing association is referring to.

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    1. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You thought wrong. Telemarketing is a HUGE industry in the united states. Having worked in the industry in the past, I can attest that 2million is a conservative number. Sure, its annoying to get the calls, but someone feeds their family that way, is it RIGHT to screw them for a little convenience? What am I saying? Hell, it's the american way!

    2. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Tekzel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you a frigging moron? If you were in arms reach I would just bitchslap you. If you feed your brood by calling me at home when I didnt ask you to in an innane attempt to sell me something I dont want, then you can all starve. Or you can quit being a frigging moron and get a real job. For the intellectually impared: You do NOT have the RIGHT to call me when I didnt ask you. If thats the only job you can get, then starve. Heartless? No, absolutely tired of bullshit telemarketing calls.

    3. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by moonsammy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sure, its annoying to get the calls, but someone feeds their family that way, is it RIGHT to screw them for a little convenience?

      You know what? I've *never* purchased anything from a telemarketer. Ever. I've never even been slightly interested in doing so. If I want a product, I'm going to go and get it, not wait for it to come to me. In spite of the fact that I've never once purchased something from a telemarketer, I'm certain I've spent hours telling them to go away. That's hours of my time spent doing something that serves me no purpose and waste's someone else's time as well. How am I "screwing" them by telling them not to call me? Is it ok for them to inconvenience me to attempt to sell me crap I don't want so they can feed their family?

    4. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Right On! I wish there was a rightous catagory to mod to.

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    5. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I take it a step further. I would never buy anything from these people because I wouldn't want to perpetuate the process. Even if someone called me this evening to offer a great deal on a product I've been hoping to buy, I'll gladly spend a little more money and inconvience just to break the cycle.

      Who knows, maybe the poor soul on the other end of the line will finally get the picture and go out and find true employment.

    6. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by WaxParadigm · · Score: 5, Informative

      "I am at a loss as to just what sort of job loss the telemarketing association is referring to."

      Telemarketing, from what I understant, is the leading field of employment in terms of employing people who were previously on government-funded welfare programs. There will be a tremedous job loss, and it will be lost jobs for the poorest and least-educated people.

    7. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by connsmythe96 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's hours of my time spent doing something that serves me no purpose and waste's someone else's time as well. I think that second part is prtty important too. Why should telemarketers want to call people who obviously have no interest in buying their products? If their products are legit and they do have interested buyers somewhere, then they shouldn't be worrying about all the people who are going to hang up on them anyway. Every call they make that doesn't lead to a sale is lost money. Weeding out the futile calls should save them a lot of money.

      If, on the other hand, their products are crap and NO ONE will want to buy it, save for the morons who can be talked into anything, then who cares if they can't sell them? I certainly don't. They need a better product, and a better marketing system.

      This is just like the problem with internet ads. People spend so much time and effor (and money) on stupid methods of getting your attention (popups, animation, blinking, ads scrolling across the page, sounds, etc, etc, etc) because they know their products won't sell. They have no market, so they try to force their way into everyone's view hoping someone will bite. That's not how it works. Good businesses make products designed for a specific market and target their advertising to that market. I don't mind seeing an ad on slashdot for a compiler, and I'm likely to even click on that ad. That's good marketing. It's targeted well and it's a valuable product. There's no need for a popup there. However, I do mind seeing an ad (popup or otherwise) for a product completely unrelated to what I'm doing. An X10 ad popping up on my screen while I'm looking up programming references isn't going to lead to a sale. That's just ridiculous.

      In summary, these people need to fire their marketing people (or maybe hire some if they don't have any) and try to actually sell a product instead of just throwing it out there hoping someone will see value in it.

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    8. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Goozbach · · Score: 1

      if they won't disclose their location and Employer Name. They are breaking the law.

      I for one feed myself and pay for my car by keeping telemarketers on the phones. I'm not proud of it but it's a buck.

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    9. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by CodeGorilla · · Score: 1

      Survival of the least annoying.... Works for me! Let the annoying telemarketers go the way of the dodo....

    10. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Teach them how to pick locks & swipe car radios - it's the same kind of parasitic lifestyle as a telemarketer, but you only have to piss off a handful of people every day to make what you'd make as a telemarketer (where you can irritate hundreds per day).

      And the job loss claims are at least as much inflated bullshit as the effect on the economy. They were claiming at one time that telemarketing was a $750 billion (that's with a B) per year business. That's more than WalMart, Exxon, GM, and IBM gross in a year, I believe. Ask yourself how many people you know who buy something from those 4 every year, and the total of their transactions. Then ask yourself if you know even ONE doofus who spent ANYTHING with those annoying cretins on the phone. Telemarketers lie for a living, and exterminating their industry is a noble purpose.

    11. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>You do NOT have the RIGHT to call me when I didnt ask you

      hum...if they need your approval for calling you, how do they get it ?? Spam you by mail to get your authorization to spam by phone ??

      let's assume I'm your friend, I assume I'm not considered as a spammer, thus, do i still need to ask you before I call you ? I know! I'll call on your pager, then you call me, I ask your permission then I call you :)

      rofl....

      I get your point and I agree with it.....but let's just say the way your phrased it sounds somewhat....odd :)

      Programmer_In_Training (just too lazy to log in)

    12. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Programmer_In_Training (just too lazy to log in)

      or too afraid to offend someone...

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    13. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, its annoying to get the calls, but someone feeds their family that way, is it RIGHT to screw them for a little convenience?

      "Sure, it's annoying when someone robs your house, but they feed their family that way, is it RIGHT to screw them for a little convenience?"

      Repeat after me, you have no god-given rights to trespass on my property. That's true about physical trespass, and it should be true of electronic trespass too (telemarketing and spam).

      If you don't like that, you should consider a line of work that doesn't put you on the same ethical footing as other kinds of criminal.

    14. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "If, on the other hand, their products are crap and NO ONE will want to buy it, save for the morons who can be talked into anything, then who cares if they can't sell them? I certainly don't. "

      Ah, and there is the holy grail of all telemarketing. You see, they realize that the majority of people want them drawn and quartered. However, the few people who can be talked into anything need to be reached at all costs. Guess what, many of said people are aware of their tendency to do this, so they would be some of the first people to get on the DNC registry along with the people who just hate telemarketing. They do this because they don't want their vulnerability targeted.

      I apologize for not being able to find the study, but I once read one stating that if a telemarketer 'breaks the rules' and calls people who are on their company held DNC list, they make more sales than the people who are not on the list.

      Aside from that, yes, it does make sense that they don't want to reach people who are not interested and never will be. But there is a group of people who may not be interested who can most certainly be talked into buying, and those are the ones they're gunning for.

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    15. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by CatOne · · Score: 1

      Well, except if you do the math the association is saying there are 4 million telemarketers. It doesn't take 4 million thieves to ensure it will affect you directly pretty quickly... say within a couple months.

      Then again the market for "hot radios" will be so swamped the prices will go through the floor and it won't be worth it, financially. So, okay.

    16. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They think that's how it works. And they consider that their freedom. And bigmoney^H^H^H^H^H^H congress agrees. (More so, media thrives on it, so does sport, so does fashion, ...)

      Welcome to America

    17. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Mryll · · Score: 1

      It's OK. They don't deserve a free ride just because people pay for phone service.

    18. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. We need more help at the local McDonald's during lunch hour. It'd be a plus if they all spoke fluent english.

    19. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that there is sufficient employment for these people outside of telemarketing. On the other hand, employers will have an even larger number of candidates to chose from (more competition for you.)

    20. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is ebonics close enough?

    21. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by nyseal · · Score: 1

      think those people ARE the telemarketers; no need to train them!

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    22. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      hum...if they need your approval for calling you, how do they get it ??

      They don't, unless I tell them to call me.

      let's assume I'm your friend, I assume I'm not considered as a spammer, thus, do i still need to ask you before I call you ?

      In the course of the friendship, I would have PERSONALLY given you my number. That implies that I don't mind you calling me.

    23. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by simnick · · Score: 1

      heartless? hell yes!

    24. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by cmacb · · Score: 0

      "There will be a tremedous job loss, and it will be lost jobs for the poorest and least-educated people."

      That would explain my total inability to communicate with them. They can't say my name right even after I've pronounced it for them. If I were to ever buy anything as a result of such a call I have no confidence that they would get the order right or ship it to the right place.

      I used to consult to one of these companies and they used college kids a lot. It was an almost 24-hour a day operation so they could work with all sorts of schedules. They didn't pay well from what I heard and they had some turnover, but the callers were literate.

      Producing full employment will always be a tricky problem to solve. If the solution is make-work though, I would hope some more useful activity can be found.

    25. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why should telemarketers want to call people who obviously have no interest in buying their products?"

      Because the telemarkters are advertisers and not nesecarily the company they call to tell you about. And the advertising business tends to sell by the number of viewers or listeners or whatever and not by the number of successful sales. They don't care that you don't buy because your number helps them say "We called 10,000 people in your marketing area."

      It's like the people who sell spam software. They say that they will help you send e-mail to thousands of potential customers, but carefuly neglect to say how many actual customers you'll get. And the fact that some businesses are just that gullible allows these slimey middle-men to stay in business (and why advertising mediums that simply don't work are still in use today).

    26. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      Except that telemarketing jobs are now being outsourced to English-speaking India. Which means...

      "There will be a tremedous job loss, and it will be lost jobs for the poorest and least-educated people."

      ... that it will be unemploying lots of middle-class (by their standards) Indians instead.

    27. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      Right On! I wish there was a rightous catagory to mod to.
      +1 ShutYoMouth!
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    28. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shut up dude, you're voicing the dirty little secret of the entire entertainment industry, and by that I include good entertainment, like magazines, books, the web etc.

      Advertising at the scale they're doing it now doesn't work, and can't. BUT the marketing doofuses are getting people to pay billions of dollars to support stuff I like, like magazines and websites. The magazine ads I ignore, the web ads I just use mozilla to avoid. But the advertising people don't know that, and the longer they don't, the better.

    29. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Sir+Runcible+Spoon · · Score: 1

      So, to string these people along by sounding interested until the advert break finishes, is actually helping to protect the vunerable?

    30. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I for one feed myself and pay for my car by keeping telemarketers on the phones.

      Is this a joke or something? 'Cuz I don't get it. How would you make money be talking on the phone? (telemarketers, Helpdesk, & Sex lines don't count, but they all rely on "fucking idiots" in some way.)

    31. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah of course someone with zero experience, limited education, and no security clearence is a threat to my employment. Here they go being a threat .... here they go ... you're gonna miss it .... awww, ya know what? you missed it! you missed them being a threat to my employment. You shouldn't have blinked.

    32. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by kevmit · · Score: 1
      "There will be a tremendous job loss, and it will be lost jobs for the poorest and least-educated people"

      Yeah? Well, it's great to know the system is still working for all of us after all these millions of years.
      It's called Natural Selection. Those who have made the choice to be poorly equipped to succeed in their environments...don't.
      Losing their thankless jobs as parasites on the ass of humanity might be the best thing that's ever happened to telemarketers.
      For those WITH the will to succeed, it could serve as the catalyst that leads them to improve upon their lot in life;
      For those WITHOUT the will to succeed...nothing will
    33. Re:The very same reason we get spammed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not going to starve, because instead of calling you, they're going to be taking up the only other monitary option they have...breaking into your home. I'm as tired of telemarketing calls as anyone, but given the choice betwean that and a higher crime rate, I'll take the telemarketing!

  117. Insert another quarter and try again by mobileskimo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "This truly is a case of regulatory overkill," said Tim Searcy, ATA executive director.
    "This [telemarketing] truly is a case of pushy sales overkill" said mobileskimo, Annoyed phone owner.

    The telemarketing industry estimates the do-not-call list could cut its business in half, costing it up to $50 billion in sales each year.
    Go make money providing society with something usefull.

    Implementing the list could also eliminate up to two million jobs, the ATA said.
    Stop getting paid for being a schmuck and go do something usefull.

    Quality Service Management
    Don't get me started on this one.

    And we wonder why our economy sucks when people wake up and smell the garbage they've been tossing around. Well, duh, if we're not producing anything and just making shit up to sell to each other, how do you expect anything of real value to be added to our world?

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  118. Clearly What We Really Need by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    is a Do-Not-Sue list!

  119. Oh brother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate these people. Find a different way to make money instead of calling me during lunch and asking if I need my carpet cleaned.

    Exactly how many people buy stuff from telemarketers anyways?

    1. Re:Oh brother. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy Answer: Enough to keep it a valid advertising tactic.

  120. You're insane. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    Yes, IN AMERICA, we have a responsibility to ensure that dead business models are here to stay.

    First stop, we need to prop up all of those blacksmiths that have been out of work for generations!

    1. Re:You're insane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since there not enough people trained in blacksmithing to revive the industry, let's waste some government money in training new people.

  121. As an American by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    You should realize that your rights are not granted to you by the constitution, they are inherent. The constitution just sets out several rights that, NO MATTER WHAT, cannot be infringed on. Meaning: no matter how much anyone begs screams and wails, a law that violates those rights cannot legally exist.

    Your rights are not granted by the government.

    the government is not "Killing off an industry". As the right to privacy AND the right to profit are both not guaranteed by the constitution, the government is not forbidden from doing anything about it. If the people dont' want these scumbags calling them, it is their right to do something about it.

  122. And in a related news story today... by dos4who · · Score: 2, Funny

    The US DEA has initiated a crackdown on unwanted drug dealers in affluent neighborhoods all across the US, causing countless millions to be out of work... ~m

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  123. Cost two million... by MrEd · · Score: 1

    ...of one of the shittiest office jobs on earth. Good riddance.

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  124. my .02 by micq · · Score: 1

    What does it matter that this nuisance industry employs so many people? Who out there sees this as a valuable service besides the companies doing it and the companies that employ them to do it? Does anyone out there welcome these calls?

    We ditched our line a year or so ago in favor of cellphones. Now when we get a call we just say it's a cell phone, and no more calls. They come rarely, but still a nuisance.

  125. Let 'em whine... by __aadidx2690 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just calls (more) attention to the list so people will know it exists and sign up.

  126. Very Bad News by dlosey · · Score: 1

    Now that the telemarketers can no longer bug you on the phone, I fear that they will resort to spam. Leeches will always be leeches.

    We say goodbye to 2M telemarketers and hello to 2M new spammers.

  127. Why Not? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    Why not have the Telemarketeers start calling foriegn countries? Like they could call the new calss of IT proffessionals growing in India, now that they have extra money to burn?

    VoIP works both ways

  128. Let the RIAA hire 'em... by hexidec · · Score: 1

    The RIAA can use the help with the lawsuit backlog, and the ex-telemarketers already have "worked for huge evil industry" on their resumes.

  129. Why don't thieves... by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

    , muggers and such start a suit in defense of their jobs? Finally forbidding thievery forced SO many of them work illegally and risk law consequences...

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  130. No Legal Merit by Bruha · · Score: 1

    The government is just providing a means where we can say dont call us. Were not forced to put our numbers there. There have been laws for years that allow us to tell the telemarketer to stop calling us and providing a basis to sue them if they do not stop calling.

    By providing my phone number I'm telling them all to quit calling me. I get at least 3 calls a day left on my answering machine that I dont want nor care about.

  131. Just don't buy! by Maimun · · Score: 1

    And, if you have some spare minutes when they call you, try to make the phone call as long as possible, pretending you will buy but are just hesitating over details. The phone advertisers must score a max number of clients in a day, so longish conversations that end with nothing (for them) is the worst possible scenario (for them).

  132. This page created by a barrel of Orange Kittens? by linux_author · · Score: 1

    Wtf?

  133. DNS Registry by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    It would be difficult, but well worth it if we could enforce intelligence testing and create a Do Not Sell registry comprising of all people that fail.

    Personally, if it is created I would also recommend a Call All Others registry that notifies everyone else who and where these idiots live anytime they purchase anything so we can go over to their house and smack them in the back of the head.

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  134. In the end, telemarketers will just... by linuxjack55 · · Score: 1

    ...ship the jobs overseas, to English-speaking countries (read India) which are already doing telephone work for American companies.

    Their cost of doing business will certainly go up, but, barring some international treaty on telemarketing, they will be beyond the FTC's reach.

    The nightmare of globalization just keeps chugging along...

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    1. Re:In the end, telemarketers will just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the actual company is located in the USA, then they're subject to the regulations, no matter where their call center is, AFAIK

  135. Why Telepests Won't Accept The DNC List by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think that this law would actually be good for the telemarketing industry, because they wouldn't be spending money calling people who'd say "I'm not interested. Now f*ck off."

    The dirty secret of telemarketing is that the entire business model depends on pressuring mentally or emotionally vulnerable targets.

    People who actually want the product will find it and buy it without telepests. People who don't want the product and have no problem with saying so will reject it in spite of telepests. The only case in which telepests actually make a difference is when they use the immediacy of phone contact against people who lack the self-assertion or mental competence to stand their ground.

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  136. If the telemarketers win this... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    ...then the compromise solution should be that all telemarketers MUST NOT use caller id blockers. Too many times telemarketers become harassing because they know you can't identify them and make a specific complaint to the phone company.

    One telemarketer made repeated hangup calls to me after I told him I was not interested in his product, and would NEVER be interested in his product. Called the phone company about it, but they claimed they could not trace or identify the caller in any way.

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  137. Leave me alone! by Creep73 · · Score: 1

    I do not believe anyone has the "RIGHT" to waist my time.

    I come home look at my answering machine.
    Push Play >
    "You have 5 new messages"
    "Message one"
    "Hi you have one a trip for 2.."
    Delete >
    "Message Two"
    "We calling you because you filled out a form.."
    Delete >
    "Message Three"
    "Thank you for your interest in product.."
    Delete >
    "Message Four"
    "Hey Creep73, Just wanted to know if you wanted to watch that movie tonight."
    "Message Five"
    "Congratulations, You have won the right to enroll in our new car givaway contest..."
    Delete >
    --------
    These marketers are abusing my answering machine and my phone line. I pay for that line for my use and benifit not theirs. If they want to use my time they should have to pay for it.

    I don't fill out forms or enter contests.

    I don't want to win that car I just want to be left alone!

  138. Bingo! by JooBYE · · Score: 1

    They shouldn't have the jobs to begin with. heh... Imagine that, the list actually works!

  139. Newflash by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

    Soon we'll hear this:

    Spammers are united against anti-spam laws. According to them, spam generates 50 million jobs, both directly (the spammers) and indirectly (companies that produce and sell anti-spam solutions).

    According to them, anti-spam laws would devastate business, creating an unseen global recession. They estimate the impact on the economy would be 2 times more than 1929's stock market crash.

    They also said that spam is good, and the money generated by it is the only effective way to combat terrorism and help the hungry children in Africa.

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  140. Who cares about rights? by indros13 · · Score: 1
    It's not about a right to privacy! It's the fact that there's no fecking legal basis for them to complain about their industry being punished by law. It's a democracy! We can decide that a certain activity constitutes a nuisance (such as loitering, prostitution, etc) and make a law that gets rid of it. But we're not even doing that, we're just allowing people to finally opt out.

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  141. It's easy. by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 1

    Pick up the phone, listen to the telemarketer's pitch, then say "Oh, that sounds like a great deal. Too bad I'm about to kill myself." It's worked so far for me!

  142. I don't think lost jobs are thier main concern... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Actually, I suspect they have no way of effectively filtering millions of people who have requested to be on the national do not call list and this is going to wind up costing them a lot of money to the tune of $11k per hit. It's probably more cost effective to fight this in court than try to set up this kind of a data base.

    The law says they are supposed to have one but, in practice, I don't think they typically do. I know that I had to jump though quite a few legal hoops to get a couple of particularly persistant companies to finally stop. One of these companies (sorry, won't say who) actually called me personally to negotiate how long I would be willing to give them to remove my name from the lists of every telemaketing firm they were using at the time. My answer was zero since I already had documentation worth several thousand dollars in fines against them. They found a way to stop calling me though.

    However, I'm willing to make the telemarketing industry a deal. The law currently requires that you identify yourself on request. Comply with that law, and we won't need this list. Stop blocking your caller ID and provide me with contact information when I ask for it. That way we both benefit. I can use the existing laws to seek legal remedy if you persist in calling me after I've notified you to stop and you don't have to waste your time calling someone who will never-ever-ever purchase anything from a telemarketer.

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  143. Costing Americans Jobs by icanoop · · Score: 1

    Why is it that Americans seem to often make the argument that something
    should not change because it would cost millions of people jobs? It seems
    to me that capitalism is based on people having to earn jobs that are
    useful, not the public having to to suffer so that a group of people can
    keep their useless jobs, getting paid for useless work.

    It's like a slave driving company arguing against abolition because it
    will cost thousands of slave drivers their jobs. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    In the future, if you ever hear someone make the argument that something
    should not change because people will lose their jobs, kick them in the
    teeth.

  144. Re: Legal basis by Deathdonut · · Score: 1

    While eliminating 2 million jobs might be legal for private industry, there may be a constitutional basis for the suit based upon deprivation of property without due process.

    Personally I'd rather see them strip telemarketers of life and liberty.

  145. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 marks for insisting that the taxpayer compensate these idiots for investing in a declining industry? What do you think this is, the airline business?

  146. eff pee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frosty piss?!

  147. Cell Phones & Telemarketers by Pyre · · Score: 1

    Semi-OT

    They're mutually exclusive, except for your cell phone provider. I believe it's simply the fact that use of a cell phone (if you answer the phone) can cost you money, thus telemarketers may not call them. The exception, as noted, is your cell provider, who can reimburse you any used minutes.

    I've had the same phone number for three years, and have never received a telemarketing call (not even through my provider). All services (banks, etc.) I use call my cell phone, which is fine.

  148. Switch shampoo by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 1

    I have a shampoo recommendation for you:
    Johnson & Johnson - No more tears

    maddox

  149. Favorite strategies by djeaux · · Score: 2, Funny
    I for one am delighted that so many telemarketeers have set up their call centers in India, Singapore, Malaysia & Pakistan, because invariably the callers are unable to pronounce my name. This keeps me honest & true to the Boy Scout Law:

    Caller: May I speak to Mr Yozepp Cleeboorn?
    Me: Nobody by that name lives here.
    *click*

    I'm sure the last caller was the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. <sigh>

    My wife's favorite strategy is to look at caller ID. If it's "unknown name & number", she quickly taps the answer & then the end button. This denies the caller the chance to tag our answering machine, which my wife says they get some sort of credit for doing. Dunno if this is true, but I've learned never to argue with my wife over this sort of thing.

    Meanwhile, I'm still working on my telemarketer zapper device which will send a 140 db burst of noise up the line... And now it looks like the no-call lists will steal all my potential market :-(

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    1. Re:Favorite strategies by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Meanwhile, I'm still working on my telemarketer zapper device which will send a 140 db burst of noise up the line... And now it looks like the no-call lists will steal all my potential market :-(

      One of those little aerosol-can looking airhorns does the trick nicely.

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  150. Doesn't apply to charities or political groups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They are just as bad as other telemarketers.
    The do not call list should include all telemarketers, not just businesses.
    These people should be suing because the law is not being applied equally -- in which case, I would have to agree.

  151. 28 million in one month... by Pac · · Score: 1

    From the article:The free government registry for blocking telephone sales pitches has grown to more than 28 million numbers since it was opened June 27...

    Even if we consider this a novelty effect and cuts the monthly growth by half, it will take very little time for everybody (or everybody who does not want to be called) to be on the list. And I think that their business model would fail well before the 100% figure. It is not only a matter of calling, one must eventually sell. I doubt 10 or 20% of the phones would be enough to keep most current players in this industry.

    1. Re:28 million in one month... by Graphyx · · Score: 1

      And it is going to continue. Since there will be less people to call, each person left will get more calls and will thus want to be put on the list more.

      I can just see the last lazy guy who didn't put the phone on the list. getting called by all the companies all the time everyday... until he too did the right thing www.donotcall.gov.

  152. So what happens now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, since the US is a service industry, we no longer make anything, if you take away phone calls, then where does that leave you, there are only so many holes to dig, and trash to pick up when no one is employed, all that IT needed to keep the phone systems going won't be needed, bad enough much of it goes overseas already

  153. Frobarrific, Inc? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    Frobnozzles from Frobarrific, Inc.? Is this a spin-off from the venerable Frobozzco from the realm of Zork?

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  154. Get a real job by oktokie · · Score: 1

    I've heard of someone telling blasting telemarket guy...

    "you know what? get a real job.

    Telemarketing job isn't a real job!

  155. Under Dutch law by radja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this simply wouldn't work, since in the equivalent to a constitution ("Grondwet") advertising is specifically NOT free speech.

    flame on...

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    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
    1. Re:Under Dutch law by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      How do you define advertsing?

    2. Re:Under Dutch law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works pretty much the same way here. There's nothing in the Constitution about advertising, but there are plenty of judicial decisions pointing to the fact that commercial speech is more subject to regulation than personal or political speech.

    3. Re:Under Dutch law by radja · · Score: 1

      it's not specifically defined as far as I know, although the word used is reasonably specific. I'm not a lawyer though, and chances are that there is jurisprudence about the interpretation of 'advertising' ("handelsreclame" is the dutch word used). I guess 'trade-advertising' is the literal translation.

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      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  156. How R Reagan handles telemarketer calls by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    Reagan: hello..huh?

    telemarketer: is the Man of house home?

    Ragan: what man ? huh?

    telemarketer: the man of the house sir..

    Reagan: what house..wha?

    telemarketer several hours later: the man in the moon house flew over th spoon and the cat cried all the way moe..

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  157. Stupid fucking buggy slashcode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There has been a new story on the front page of slashdot for like 5 minutes now but its "Archived" and comments can't be posted.

    CmdrTaco: fix your fucking code

  158. Phone SPAM by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Whiners. Just like spammers, this is a case of people determined to make a medium not intended for advertising into one. Where does it stop? If they cannot call you, are they going to stand in front of my house and shout?

    This is laughable. Like travel/insurance/real estate agents and media distribution, this industry sprang up because of a particular circumstance of the business environment. Now that its changing, all these business are crying foul. Not so. They are slowly being replaced with online/digital mediums for searcing and sorting, micropayments and validation services.

    IMO, I hope these services die a painful death and the people involved with them go looking for work elsewhere. Economic disaster, true, but I think it'll be good for our population to be forced into newer concepts rather than propping up the old ones. A certain percentage may even train to be part of the digital industry's workforce. Sadly, some may become spammers (if not already).

    We're content overloaded and most of it is junk food. There simply isn't enough quality out there to warrant getting it stuffed in our faces every way possible. Let's have a phone/Voip be for private conversations, not substance-free radio blather.

    mug

  159. Re: Legal basis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, we're debating the constitutionality of a law created by non elected officials? I don't remember seeing anyone from the FCC or the FTC on the ballot last election...

  160. Do Not Ring My Doorbell list exists by laupark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's called "No Soliciting". When you post that on your front door I believe the guest has the obligation to NOT SOLICIT (ie. not try and sell anything) to the property tenant. If they try anyway, it could be considered trespassing or soliciting. If you approach someone and harass them in a parking lot and ignore the answer "no" it should be considered assault. Sorry guy, I have no use for people selling unwanted stuff to me or my grandparents. If I want it, I'll find you. Try passive marketing. Get an ad in the paper, the phonebook, or get into a search engine database. Better yet, word of mouth from someone.

  161. People on the don't call list don't buy anyway. by thbigr · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of B.S. I bet the people on the don't call list don't buy from cold callers anyway. Not to mention I heard it doesn't stop people you have a relationship, like your long distance carrier, from calling anyway.

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  162. I honestly don't see why telemarketers hate this.. by linuxrunner · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Honestly think about it:

    Those of us who do not like telemarketers, will not talk to them, and would NEVER buy anything from them are SIGNING UP for the list....

    Those who like to buy stuff and chat, WILL NOT sign up for the list. Basically those of us who sign up are saving the telemarketers valuable time, by NOT wasting their time.

    Get it???

    I honestly don't see what the problem is... it's really a win-win situation for both.

    I mean.. did anyone really stop to think about it? It's not like we're all automatically signed up.. you have to choose, to not get calls.

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  163. The list should be renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of "Do Not Call" list, it should be named "People Who Will Never Buy From A Telemarketer" list.. then the telemarketers wont be losing money, they will only be saving time and money by not calling people on the list.

    1. Re:The list should be renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the telemarketers say: "Yeah, but wait until they see MY product... THEN they'll want to buy something."

  164. 2m jobs? by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    2 million jobs here in the US or 2 million less jobs they can just send to $CHEAP_FOREIGN_COUNTRY?

    Which is it, telemarketing industry?

  165. Why I won't use the DNC List... by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

    Color me paranoid. I will never put my name on a government list of ANY kind. The DNC list, when read in the right light, by the right people, with the right motivation, can also be called a Against Free Market Capitalism list, or a Does Not Play Well with Others list. The next thing you know, your name has been added to two more government lists: the Persons of Interest list and the Giving Aid and Comfort to Terrorists list. If you're really against putting up your individual privacy and personal access to the free market, you might even be an Axis of Evil...

    In America you're free only if you are off the radar.

    1. Re:Why I won't use the DNC List... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll just color you stupid.

      Not wanting telemarkter calls has nothing to do with terrorism.

      If you are so worried, why are you even posting on Slashdot? For all you know, the government is logging your posts and adding you to a "uncooperative citizen" list.

    2. Re:Why I won't use the DNC List... by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Your name is not placed on the list. Just the phone numbers.

      You could choose ANY numbers to put on the list, yours, your neighbor's, some random one.
      The list makes no attempt at verifying that the number entered is owned/used by the person submitting the number.

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    3. Re:Why I won't use the DNC List... by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

      The national DNC list only asks for a phone number and your email address. The email address is a slightly harder to trace back to an owner, but the phone number easily resolves to a person. Why would I be putting my neighbor's number on the list? I'm responsible for at least half of the FingerHut catalogs they've gotten over the last severl years!

  166. Let them eat cake! by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    The only reason ALL telemarketers aren't in jail right now is that harassment laws require that the repetitive activity be carried out by the same person or persons. If there were such a thing as a class-action harassment suit, every telemarketer on the planet would be dead broke in jail.

    I'm supposed to feel sorry for people who are so damn lazy that they'd rather sit on their ass at home and knowingly bother people, than walk to the local supermarket and bag groceries? Piss off.

    Now, if they'd just enforce a national do-not-send-me-spam-email list too, and back it up with something appropriate like the death penalty, maybe we'd solve a few problems. :)

  167. "Valuable" service by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    "If they really believe they offer a valuable service,"

    I was a telemarketer for all of two weeks. The training period before they could fire me. It paid for prom and I was probably the only one who would decide for people if they needed the product or not and had no problem telling them "no." I was selling *information* on lower interest rate credit cards for $369. I said "no" a lot.

    I'm a programmer and I had a TI-85 which I could bring to work so I wrote a program that calculated how much they would currently have to pay to get out of debt and how much it would cost with a hypothetical low interest rate + $369. I did the script and then added "if you don't mind, could you tell me how much you're currently paying per month?" One kid had a few thousand in debt and was paying $20 a month. I told him how much he was going to end up paying (10's of thousands) and told him "you don't need to spend more money on this program, just pay 100 a month or so and you'll save thousands." He said "thanks!" and I hung up.

    The company I worked for was LGSC which I decided stood for "Let's Go Screw Customers." Even the management found that funny and not surprisingly the office I worked at is no longer there.

    What we were selling was actually just a list of banks that offered low interest rate credit cards. We weren't guarenteeing anything except an additional $369 of debt. I told quite a number of people to just talk to their bank. I wasn't about to screw people over who were deep in debt. And people who weren't in debt didn't need to spend $369.

    And that is why I don't feel bad about having been a telemarketer.

    Ben

  168. In defense of the 2 million jobless by money4nothing · · Score: 1

    There's been a lot of bashing of telemarketers here (ie: Now they can get *real* jobs) that I think is a little misguided.

    Although I believe that telemarketing companies are just a little short of evil, and I certainly don't greet their employees who call me with enthusiasm, I am related to several poor and uneducated people who simply find telemarketing as the easiest and most flexible opportunity they have to make money.

    One cousin of mine with no more than a high school education was delighted to be able to quit his job at the air conditioner factory (one of those places with a sign posting X number of days since the last "incident") so that he could sit in a cool room in a comfortable chair and even be able to arrange his schedule so that he could go home in the afternoons to make lunch for my ailing grandfather.

    Another cousin of mine who dropped out of high school because of pregnancy was happy to find a job that allowed her to schedule hours around the availability of her daycare provider.

    They're not happy about disturbing people's dinner any more than we are. They think the speeches they have to recite are just as stupid and irritating as we do. But that aside, I would rather there was a little more sympathy for the 2 million people who might suddenly have to find something "better" to do with themselves.

    Did I sign up for the Do Not Call List? Hell, yes. But that doesn't mean I want to have my revenge on those who are going to be most hurt by this law. The people who deserve to be hurt, the executives who allowed the situation to get so out of hand, are going to pad their pockets with profit either way.

    1. Re:In defense of the 2 million jobless by vaylen · · Score: 1
      These people can sign up to make calls for charities and politicians, both of which are exempt from the list.

      So... Two million low skilled people who take up the valuable time of skilled and productive members of society are going to have to better their education and find another occupation... What was the problem again?

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  169. The whole point... by mrtorrent · · Score: 1

    The whole point, I think, is that telemarketers make people unhappy. It's an industry right now, sure, but there are plenty of blackmarket "industries," and these industries are outlawed because they make life better for the majority of people. And so there it is, what is a crime but a thing that harms or makes people unhappy in some way? They're not physically hurting anyone (as far as I know, heh), and they're not taking physical money out of anyone's pockets, but they're taking away from people's time, and as we all know, time is money. So let's throw them all in jail for stealing! =P Seriously, though, anything can be a livelihood, but that doesn't make it okay. "I'm not a mugger, I'm a salesman! I sell the value-added service of not beating people too badly if they hand over their money quickly enough."

  170. OT: Broken Window Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the benefit of those unfamiliar with the concept.

    Suppose the local baker has $200 to buy a suit. A vandal comes along and breaks his window, and it costs $200 to fix it.

    One might say, "it is bad news for the baker, but good news for the local economy since the baker is providing a job for the glass maker."

    But that is a fallacy because the job created for the glass maker is offset by the job lost by the tailor. Overall, society is also worse off because instead of a pane of glass and a suit, it only has a pane of glass.

  171. Constitutional right to keep your business model by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    What is with these people who think they have some innate right to have their business model preserved and protected by taxpayer money/laws? Nowhere in the constitution does it say "Congress shall make no laws infringing upon a person's current working business model." Why doesn't it say that? Well, 1) the constitution doesn't say a lot of things, and 2) the people who wrote the Constitution weren't total fucking idiots. The fact that nearly 30 million people have already signed up for the Do Not Call list is conclusive proof that it is needed and most certainly wanted. The good thing is, any politician who votes to repeal this will do so in the face of 30 million plus voters. I can't picture a court throwing this out, either.

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  172. 2 million jobs? Sh'yeah, right. by DSP_Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the DNC list first appeared, the Direct Marketing Association shrieked that telemarketing contributed $600 billion to the GNP. That's 6% of the economy. A quick poll of friends showed they didn't buy *anything* from phone spammers, so that number was immediately suspect. Then the American Teleservices Association said it was $200 billion and 4 million jobs, but that wasn't believable either. Their bid is now down to $50 billion and 2 million jobs.

    Those numbers mean each telemarketer's contribution to the economy is $25,000, as opposed to the approximately $40K to $50K to the GNP by each working citizen. Now, let us consider the telepests must be selling a product on top of getting paid - minimum wage is about $10K yearly, so with overhead we're talking closer to $15K, which means the products sold must be worth no more than $10K assuming full-time phone droids. This is supposedly a profitable industry, so one assumes the price would at least cover the overhead (in this case phone spammers) and cost of product. In this case we see the overhead is massive which means the end-user does not get value for money even if the phoners are getting minimum wage. Anecdotal evidence elsewhere in the thread indicates pay rates are better than that.

    For the customers to be getting a good deal, the yearly rate must decrease considerably - the only way this can be done legally is to hire people part-time or offshore the phone banks. The aforementioned wage rates, coupled with the overhead of annoying hundreds, if not thousands, of people to make a single sale, mean the jobs must be far less than even half-time. In other words, the "2 million" jobs number is actually equivalent to a fraction thereof.

    All the above calculations presuppose, of course, that the DMA and ATA are not merely lying sacks of shit. For the $50 billion and 2 million jobs they claim telemarketers "contribute" to the economy, I sure haven't seen any trace of that presence on the Fortune 500 list. For that matter, the demand for goods and services will not disappear just because Joe LoBrow isn't hawking them over the phone when you're eating dinner. The demand will still exist, and conceivably increase once the cost structure decreases when the inefficiencies of scattergun telephone marketing go away.

    Francois.

  173. 2 million jobs? by Phelan · · Score: 1

    I think that is a loss to the economy I will be willing to make...maybe they can get a new job as vacuumcleaner salesmen going door to door, that is not quite as annoying as the phone calls.

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    "Nimis exaltatus rex sedet in vertice - caveat ruinam!"
  174. Ugh by mibat · · Score: 1

    I hate this kind of reasoning. That profits should come before people's rights is not what this country was built on, but it seems that more and more people think it's so and go on screaming "capitalism" as the de facto answer to everything.

    Anyway, my point is - isn't this the same argument used by Southern slave owners pre-1865? It wasn't the moral argument so much as the economic one that prompted the South to cedede. They argued that there was no way they could sustain their way of making a living without free slave labor.

    Is this an argument that justifies slavery? I think most of us would now say "no." I'm not equating slavery to telemarketing, but it irritates me when "it'll kill our business" is used as an argument of why something should or shouldn't be illegal. It may be a part of the whole story, yes, but I don't think it justifies much. As many others are pointing out, there's no constitutional right to profit from a certain business model. Along the same lines as the issue of the RIAA/MPAA and their heavy-handed tactics, I think it's time for this industry to come up with a new business model. If a DNC list that most people welcome is going to kill their business as it exists right now, I think that's a sign of something bigger..

    Well anyway, back to lurking.

  175. Odds are... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ...my phone number exists in a pattern of numbers somewhere in the SCO contested code, so I can countersue the telemarketers for distibuting unauthorized/unlicensed IP!

    Or do like Billy Joel(TM) and just trademark my name... and phone number...

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  176. MOD U UP by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    My experience too. I stopped bothering with caller ID altogether because so many of the calls are UNAVAILABLE.

  177. Law and equity by jpmorgan · · Score: 2, Informative
    The idea that judges should consider both the law and what is fair has been a fundamental part of common law for centuries.

    Back when common law was first created in England there were seperate judges of law and equity, but modern judges are arbiters of both. As an example, this is part of the reason why non-compete clauses in contracts are difficult to enforce, because it's easy to argue that such clauses are unfair (i.e., not equitable). Of course, when acting for equity a judge's powers are technically much more limited than when acting for law, which historically leads to the kinds of strange rulings people are used to from the legal system.

    1. Re:Law and equity by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      While your position has merit, the new legal innovation is more about moving beyond judging legality or even what is 'fair' but into direct legislative activity. Deciding whether a DNC list is a good or bad thing is neither fair nor unfair. It is a matter of public policy and one that is the exclusive province of the legislature.

      And I have big problems with judges deciding what is 'fair' when it involves tossing out laws on such a subjective basis. On th other hand I have zero problem with jury nulification because juries are not appointed for life and it provides a vital check against immoral laws.

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      Democrat delenda est
  178. Best Solution by apt-get-alife · · Score: 1

    When a telemarketer calls... usually right around dinner time, just do what I do: answer the phone, say, "Yes", one time and then just lay the phone down. You don't have to listen to them, they take up their precious time which costs them money. Just stroll by 5 minutes later and hang up the phone. If everyone did this I bet their would be a whole lot less cold calls going out around dinner time!

  179. Economics 101 and the two million jobs. by Tehrasha · · Score: 1

    Economics 101 -- Succesful companies are those that have seen a need and filled it by the efficient use of manpower to produce the product for which there is a demand. There is no profit in making a product that does nobody wants.

    DMA 101 -- Successful companies are those that have made every effort to advertise their product, even to people do not want or need the product. People who do not need a product obviously dont know about it, and a product which is not making a profit is obviously not being advertised hard enough.

    Companies across the country are having a hard enough time maintaining their current workforces and remaining profitable. People caught in the current economic crunch have my sympathy. But I have no sympathy for any employee of any company that is determined to profit by pushing a product that they KNOW is unwanted.

    Playing the sobbing violin for the two million jobs that will be lost is hopefully the last dying gasp of this failed advertisement scheme. They have known this was coming for quite some time, its not like this is some major shock and werent prepared.

  180. Fuzzy Math by verloren · · Score: 1

    $50 billion in lost sales costs 2 million jobs. So each job earns $25,000 Take out the physical costs of the items sold, the taxes paid by the companies on operations and payroll, plus profits to the owners. Figure each job therefore is worth $15,000. A lot more than minimum wage, a lot less than a normal person needs.

  181. Voice Spam by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When my audio Caller ID announces a call coming from "Out of Area" (aka no incoming caller id information), then I let the machine get it.

    Then, if the business really wants to get a hold of me, they'll leave a message and, if I'm home, I can pick up.

    This has worked pretty well until recently, when some of the more obnoxious telemarketers have played a pre-recorded spam message into my machine.

    I could have sworn it was not legal for them to do this; certain state statutes prevent it.

    Possibly my outgoing message must explicitly refuse such calls, or the loophole interpretation is that I am implicitly agreeing to opt-in, to receive such spam.

    <philosophical>

    One of the more tragic developments in modern society is that more and more of our "public attention commons" is getting exploited because the cost of doing so is largely external to the people doing the exploiting. For millenia, we've paid attention to people wanting our attention. With few people, such interruptions are infrequent and of little cost to our emotional well-being.

    Not anymore.

    Unless laws are put in place to provide guarantees of private space, then it will be exploited.

    But that won't happen. Instead, we'll all just turn into stressed out consumers that develop our ability to actively ignore our environment, other people and any attempt to grab our attention.

    The newest sign of affluence is less intrusion into your personal attention.

    </philosophical>
    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Voice Spam by nytes · · Score: 1
      This has worked pretty well until recently, when some of the more obnoxious telemarketers have played a pre-recorded spam message into my machine.

      I could have sworn it was not legal for them to do this; certain state statutes prevent it.
      I live in California, and I'd understood it was illegal as well.

      Here's a snippet of what I found on privacyrights.org:
      Here are typical scenarios.

      * The phone rings. You rush to the phone, expecting a call from a friend. But instead, you're greeted with a canned message offering you a timeshare or a special deal on cell phone service.

      * You arrive home after a long day at work and retrieve your voice mail messages, only to hear a long-winded prerecorded spiel pitching you a deal on home siding.

      What's wrong with this picture? Did you know that pre-recorded messages are a violation of federal law? And if the telemarketer is a company in California, did you know that all such calls must be introduced with a "live" person asking you if you want to listen to a recorded message?

      Both the Utility Consumers' Action Network (UCAN) and the Privacy Rights Clearinghouse have received an increasing number of complaints about pre-recorded sales calls. We are consumer advocacy organizations based in San Diego, working together to make a difference.

      UCAN and the PRC are now tracking consumers' complaints about pre-recorded telemarketing calls. If you have received such calls and want to help us, please visit the UCAN web site at the link posted below and fill out a form about each call you receive. With the data that we collect from Southern California consumers, we will work with state legislators and with attorneys to bring legal action against the most abusive telemarketers.
      I think I may look for some more authoritative info, but the next time I get one of these I just may go ahead and call the contact number and ask for $25 in return for not reporting them.
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      -- I have monkeys in my pants.
  182. I agree by esobofh · · Score: 1

    and us peanut producers are fed up with people with nut allergies not eating our peanuts.. imagine the job loss they people are causing!! ban peanut allergies

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    Esobofh - Currently drinking fresh mango juice.
  183. good. those 2 million people are wasting their.. by bladeohlsson · · Score: 1

    lives on that kind of job. Put them into the real workforce of something that actually benifits people.

    Also, why doesn't our government fine the companies that use unsolicited telemarketing, not the telemarketers themselves. This would cut the demand part out of supply and demand very quickly.

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    http://www.ohlssonvox.com
  184. Re:In other words... go away by yipper · · Score: 1

    Sorry JohnnyB, you've got it wrong.

    When you call my phone or ring my doorbell you are interrupting my life. You are using my resources in an attempt to do yourself some good.

    The fact that I have telephone service does not imply that I want you to call me. Likewise, the existence of a door is not an invitation for you to attempt entry.

    One thing I agree on: we shouldn't have to make silly little laws against things that annoy us.
    If there were no scumbags around, we wouldn't need these laws at all.

    Unfortunately the system has been built so that the telemarketers now have an advantage over the average citizen. Since everything is opt-out on a case-by-case basis, you get one shot to interrupt my life before I can cut you off. The NCL removes that first-strike advantage.

    We signed our household up for the Colorado NCL last fall. It's wonderful! Now if we could get the phoney scam-police-charity types to disappear then life would truly be improved.

  185. Do you really think by TCaM · · Score: 1

    that poloticians are going to do anything that harms their ability to ask for money?

    Such a rich fantasy life!

  186. Two million out of work? by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    Gee, the McDonalds down the street is hiring, as is two donut shops and a couple of other fastfood places I drive by each morning.

    You'd think that the Telemarketers would notice that since millions of people signed up to be on the list that nobody wants to listen to their crappy sales pitches. But I guess when you think about it, they're just the spammers of their media.

    If it costs them money, and puts them out of business then I'm all for it.

    -Goran

    --
    Carpe Scrotum - The only way to deal with your competition.
  187. Dating women who can't say "no" by doublem · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, where were all these women who can't say "No" when I was single???

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Perhaps you'd confused "cold-calling" with "cold-shoulder". ;)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    2. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " So, where were all these women who can't say "No" when I was single??"

      Not on Slashdot, where you were. Sorry...you really opened yourself up to that one....

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    3. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by doublem · · Score: 1

      Eh, doesn't matter. I'm not single anymore anyhow.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    4. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Did your pickup lines involve magazine subscriptions and aluminum siding?

    5. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At home taking anti-aids drugs?

      --
      I'm so fast I typed that in 1 second (20-19)!

    6. Re:Dating women who can't say "no" by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sitting at the bar. The ones over by the video games were already taken.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  188. Some calculations by arth1 · · Score: 1

    If 28 million people on the do-not-call list means that 2 million people lose their job, that means that for every 14 of us there's a telemarketer.

    If he or she makes on average 20 phone calls an hour for a 7.5 hour day, that's 150 calls, or more than ten calls to each of us, every day.

    Ok, so not everybody in telemarketing are call droids -- let's say the organization is top heavy like most US businesses, and half the people work in administrative jobs. That still means 5 calls per day for each and every one of us.

    I firmly believe that the proper response to a telemarketer is "what's your email address?", followed by a quick usenet post stating that is a valid email address...

    Regards,
    --
    *Art

    1. Re:Some calculations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If 28 million people on the do-not-call list means . . .

      Stop right there. It's phone numbers on the list, not people.

  189. Legal Basis: Get to the ROOT by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    Devil's advocate would have me say that telemarketers are being denied their right to free speech.

    To this I would have to say, free speech is for individuals. Let the telejockey file the lawsuit specific to the call he could not make against the person he/she could not talk to.

    The bigger question is how did we make laws that allow companies to constitute entities that have the right to sue? Companies don't make decisions. Companies don't sue or hire lawyers. Let's cut the bullshit. People in companies hire lawyers. People in companies sue. What a load of complete crap that a lawyer can represent a company's interest. Companies have interests? They have hobbies too? How do you justify a corporation having rights the way people do? Did I hurt the corporations feeling? Was there emotional damages that the company can sue for? Where did we go so awefully wrong? Ever since we allowed corporations to embody the concepts that people do, we've had problems. Allowing people to hide behind the corporate veil to do that which the person would never do if there was accountability directly to that person's behavior and actions. Has it been this way ever since we climbed out of the trees?

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    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
  190. you we're lucky! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I sold vacuumes. no not Kirby, but another with the same basic premise.
    Then We had a motivational meeting where we were advised to go to 'lower income' home and apartment because they where easier to sell to, and if they couldn't make a payment, that was not our problem and the parent company would handle it.

    I never did hear the end of that meeting.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:you we're lucky! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would've quietly locked the doors, grabbed a firehose, and soaked the fucking lot of them, screaming "You are worthless human beings".

      If firehoses with kerosine existed, I would probably have used that instead, followed by a casual flick with a zippo.

  191. Like the drug traffic industry? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > i agree there might be more productive work, but
    > it's not the governments right or responsibility
    > to kill off an entire industry because that
    > industry "bothers" some people.

    You could say the same about drug dealers, loan sharks, casinos, contract killers, etc. Who is the government to "kill off" their "entire industry because that industry bothers some people"? Who indeed...

  192. Re:Wah wah wah-charities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not that I think the do-not-call list is a bad thing...I'm registered. I think this is the death of an industry, but a death that I want to happen. An industry's right to profit should end the moment it interfers with my rights."

    Well there goes the charity industry. Damn "feed the homeless", interfering with my dinner time.

  193. Two million jobs? by ralphclark · · Score: 1
    and cost as many as two million jobs

    Yeah, two million jobs that are probably already headed for India anyway.

  194. jobs my arse by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    and cost as many as two million jobs

    While they're at it, why don't they campaign against the child pornography laws too? All those jobs that could exist, eh?

    .02

    cLive ;-)

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    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
  195. Kill them all by axxackall · · Score: 1
    You know, technically, the Federal government is for the people, by the people.

    Not in USA. American goverment is for the corporations, by the corporations.

    Speaking about constitutional rights, would it be constitutional to somehow get rid off real-life marketers, those guys who knock your door and try to sell TV channels that you have already subscribed for, or a cell phone that you have already got? It's really annoying and disturbing to answer them "no" EVERY WEEKEND!

    Constitution, shmastitution... Can I just kill them one by one?

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    Less is more !
  196. The default is "legal to call" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The default is "legal to call", which satisfies all my radical libertarian proclivities.

    It's only illegal if the recipient has specifically chosen to refuse such calls.

    My intent is that you not call my fucking phone line. I've told a government agency my intent, and they have told you. Before these things happen, fine, go ahead, you didn't know that I didn't want your call, you aren't trespassing on my attention. *After* you have such knowledge, you *are* trespassing on my attention.

    "No" means "no".

    1. Re:The default is "legal to call" by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "My intent is that you not call my fucking phone line. I've told a government agency my intent, and they have told you."

      See, my libertarianness wants to say that the government shouldn't waste it's money maintaining such a list, and it shouldn't be prosecutable nearly to the extent it is now.

      I think that we should just look at existing harassment laws, and see how they can be modified. You see, harassment has nothing to do with the medium.

    2. Re:The default is "legal to call" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, from a libertarian point of view, the question is: if I say that I don't want Deanna Dialler to call me, and she calls me, has she committed aggression against me?

      I think she has. I think the crime is "harrassment", taking my attention expressly against my consent.

      Then the next question is, should the government provide services -- such as police, courts, and DNC lists -- to help people protect themselves from crime?

      I think the government should, although I recognize that anarchist libertarians would disagree with me, and that even minarchist libertarians (such as myself) do worry about increase in government power, abuse of power, and so on.

      My point is that the issue of "is it legal to call someone without permission" is moot for this law. It's still legal to telephone me without asking me first, if I haven't said anything otherwise.

    3. Re:The default is "legal to call" by Sanction · · Score: 1

      Just a note, the costs of the list are paid for by the telemarketers, not tax funds, so it is not wasting its money.

      --
      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
    4. Re:The default is "legal to call" by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      " so it is not wasting its money."

      Just because it's not your money they are directly wasting doesn't mean that it's not wasting money.

    5. Re:The default is "legal to call" by Sanction · · Score: 1

      Well, it is providing an extremely valuable service, one desired by most of the phone using citizens of the country, for a reasonable price. This doesn't fit any use of "wasting" that I'm familiar with.

      --
      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
  197. serial killer script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how mine works..

    telly: Hi - is Dan there?

    me: Oh, I'm sorry, He can't come to the phone now because he was killed by a serial killer. The poor dope was cannibalized and was a victim of a necrophiliac.

    Telly: (usually speechless and scared. Hangs up.)

    me: resumes eating his Cheerios.

  198. applying logic by mboedick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They claim that they will lose money by not calling people who have indicated that they do not wish to be called?

    So they are really saying that people who signed up do not know what is good for them, and they really would like to buy what the telemarketers are selling? What an insult. The overwhelming response to the do-not-call list makes it difficult for these people to continue to pretend that they are not leeches.

    1. Re:applying logic by taustin · · Score: 1

      They claim that they will lose money by not calling people who have indicated that they do not wish to be called?

      Yes.

      So they are really saying that people who signed up do not know what is good for them, and they really would like to buy what the telemarketers are selling?

      That's what they are saying, yes.

      What an insult.

      Not really. More a lie. You see, they don't care if they make sales or not. Their real income is charging someone else to make the call at all. In other words, the poor sap at the receiving end of the call isn't the only victim.

    2. Re:applying logic by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that a lot of people can be easily pressured into buying something in order to please the person who is calling.

  199. #5.... by mhore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Used that one a few times. Immediately I got "Oh I am so sorry..." ...which made me rather angry, since I knew damn well they didn't care and were being even MORE dishonest. ;-)

    --

    Mmmm......sacrelicious.

    1. Re:#5.... by MxTxL · · Score: 1

      Worst part is, they probably went right on with the sales pitch anyway.

    2. Re:#5.... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      Of course, you were being dishonest as well....

      The best times I had with telemarketers were with a dedicated modem line. At&t would call it every goddman night, so I started having fun out of self defense.

      Try answering the phone "At&t marketing division, how may I help you?" Sure, it's 7:30 PM, but the telemarker is too dumb to figure that out.

      Answering in gibberish, low mumbles, shouting that you're deaf and telling them they'll have to speak up (even when they're hoarse from shouting), continuing conversations that were supposedly disconnected ("Don't you hang up on me again, you naughty girl").....good times.

      If I didn't have DSL I'd definetly offer to sell them Viagra or don a wicked Nigerian accent to get them to help me transfer money.

      --
      It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
  200. unemployed telemarketers? by webmaker · · Score: 1

    F*ck em! Flip burgers. Enough said!

  201. Kick butt! by bobKali · · Score: 1

    So, did you get a special type of phone line to do this, or is there some sort of off-the-shelf black box I can get to do that?

    As it is, I just scream and verbally abuse them like the sub-human slime that they are. I can only hope that people like me have inspired a few up them to move on up the food chain to welfare recepients or crack whores. Might make them feel bad, and gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.....

    1. Re:Kick butt! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      You are an evil, disgusting pervert. I like that.

      Try putting a 5 year old who *LOVES* to talk on the line...

    2. Re:Kick butt! by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, it's an off-the-shelf box. MANY companies make SOHO phone systems. On the low end, there is smething like the "VoicePro 206" that you can find fairly cheap on ebay, panasonic has the KXTA-624, and so on.

      I just use standard analog phones with my unit - some decent 2.4G DSS cordless ones work great.

  202. Telemarketers destroyed by cruise missile attack! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    "We felt a lesson had to be taught," said newly appointed White House spokesdroid Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf after a volley of 753 cruise missiles were launched against the central assets of the nation's telemarketers. "Those phone calling, ass sucking bastards may feel safe hiding behind their lawyers, but they have been taught the shame that they shall now feel. We expect them to commit suicide at any moment."

    Early reports indicate that every cruise missile hit its intended targets except for one that leveled a Stuckey's in deepest, darkest New Jersey.

    "It was something else," said Garden State resident Bibby O'Leary. "There were nutty cheese balls everywhere. May the gracious Lord grant me my wish to never look upon such a sight again."

    "We gave the stinking pig-dogs a chance with the National Do Not Fucking Bother Me Resolution," said al-Sahaf. "We gave them every chance, but their black little souls were full of evil, and they had to be taught a lesson.

    "Gurgle! Argh!" shouted American Teleservices Association executive director Tim Searcy from his hospital bed where he was being treated for extensive limb loss. "Millions of grandmothers will die for lack of employment, and rats will devour the children of the land! Telemarketing is the only thing keeping the cloven hooved man-goat at bay in his underworld!"

    "There is ample legal precedent for governmental interest in protecting residential privacy," said FCC spokesbabe Bubbles McConnifer. "If those cock-gobbling leeches at the ATA don't like it, we can add them to the list of known terrorist organizations, and tip off the MPAA that the ATA is involved in heavy file sharing. Let's see how those weasels like that."

    Related link:

    Amateur photo of ATA headquarters.

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    --- Ban humanity.
  203. define "valid" business... by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Frequently they show up as UNAVAILABLE just like 90% of valid businesses. My mother works for a small Funeral Home. They don't show up as "JOE'S FUNERAL HOME" they show up "UNAVAILABLE". Should I ignore valid business to block telemarketers? No.

    Valid businesses will most likely leave me a message if I am not home. Telemarketers don't leave me messages. Two exceptions: the idiots who don't realize it is a machine, and sit there saying "hello? HELLO?" and those who still leave me a message about some fantastic prize I won by entering their sweepstakes (which I never enter).

    I do ignore valid businesses to avoid telemarketers. Sometimes valid business are unsolicited, such as window salesmen, lawn care places, etc etc. I have valid businesses cold call me all the time. Many of them do show up on the caller ID.

    I don't get the status UNAVAILABLE on my caller id, it usually shows up as "Out Of Area" or "Private". Those are telemarketers. Everyone else shows up with a name/number. If they are calling me for a valid reason, they'll leave a message. If not, then I don't care if I miss their call.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:define "valid" business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not here (Qwest in MN and Verizon in OH) both show UNAVAILABLE and PRIVATE as being both valid home and business numbers.

  204. Re:Caller ID doesn't work for ME. *82 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try dialing *82 first. That usually toggles the "display number to called ID" flag.

  205. In Other News by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    The OCAA (Organized Crime Association of America) is suing the government over their "Anti-Theft" laws.

    Their representative, known only as "The Don", says that the legislation cost their business 9.4 trillion US dollars last year.

    "This is a staggering sum" said The Don

    "That's the equivilant of the entire US GDP for that year. Do you know how many citizens can be employed with that kind of money?"

    The White House refused to comment.

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    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    1. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you give us permission to quote you in other media, so long as credit is given to "ShieldW0lf, on Slashdot"?

    2. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the solution is to set up a "do not steal from" list

    3. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the OCAA is a long time supporter of the War on (some) Drugs.

    4. Re:In Other News by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Of course, the OCAA is a long time supporter of the War on (some) Drugs.

      Of course! It drives down supply, increasing demand on the limited supply, increasing prices. Thus making it more expensive for me.. err, I mean those nasty, horrible, heathenous drug users (naughty, naughty people that they are :).

  206. Re:Buggy Whips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there is a telemarketing call I'd love to receive. If only they could get me to stay on the line after the "Hello, I am..." That's where I usually hang up. If I don't know you, I don't talk to you. Period.

  207. Call Me! by mobileskimo · · Score: 3, Funny


    Hi, I'm calling you to tell you about...

    Can I get your phone number?

    Sure. 1-800-55...

    No, your home phone number?

    Wha... why do you want my...

    So I can call you at home. It's only fair, no?

    --
    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
    1. Re:Call Me! by KarmaPolice · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even better (From Seinfeld):
      http://www.sconet.state.oh.us/Communications_Offic e/Justice_Pfeifer/2002/jp082802.asp

      For those to lasy to click a link:

      "SEINFELD: (ANSWERING PHONE) Hello.

      "(TELEMARKETER): Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI long-distance service?

      "SEINFELD: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?

      "(A LONG PAUSE) (TELEMARKETER): Well, I'm sorry. We're not allowed to do that.

      "SEINFELD: I guess you don't want people calling you at home.

      "(TELEMARKETER): No.

      "SEINFELD: Well, now you know how I feel."

    2. Re:Call Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there was a better one "SEINFELD:Hello
      TELEMARKET:Would you like a subscription to the New York Time?
      SEINFELD:Yes(CLICK)

    3. Re:Call Me! by jesser · · Score: 1

      Is that safe? If they already have your address, couldn't they start sending you the newspaper based on your "yes"?

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    4. Re:Call Me! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Is that safe? If they already have your address, couldn't they start sending you the newspaper based on your "yes"?

      Sure they could -- doesn't mean I'm going to pay them for it.

  208. Do Not Receive List by javajawa · · Score: 1

    I find the most effective list I have put myself on was the do not receive list. you simply disconnect your telephone and receive no more pesky telemarketers.
    same works with netaccess and spam (slightly more effective than procmail)

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  209. Re:I honestly don't see why telemarketers hate thi by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    There's one reason that telemarketers hate this, and that reason is the 'weak-nos.'

    Consider the people who will probably sign up for the list, because they have a hard time saying 'no' to people on the phone. This is where telemarketers make their money--by wearing down people who don't really want to buy their junk, but feel bad about saying no.

    Telemarketers know that if they were limited to people who actually _wanted_ their services, there wouldn't be enough of a market to survive.

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  210. Almost as bad... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I was on the Solar Race team in college. One year we had a massive matching grant, so rather than give us the funding for the parts we need, we had to fund raise for it.

    Did I mention Drexel's mascot is "the Shaft?"

    One night I did cold calling of Alumni. I called 100 names on the list, I had 1 donation. Most of the alumni I called were downright hostile. Many were unemployed. A good chunk were bitter that they hadn't even paid off their loans and they were already hit up for donations. (Ten years later, but who's counting?)

    I felt so dirty that I swore I'd never do it again.

    That said, I did help out our local PBS station during a call drive. At least there, people were calling US, with credit card in hand, after having already recieved the "product" so to speak.

    The first rule of marketing is to have a product that will sell itself. Ideally you are only introducing the buyer to the seller.

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    1. Re:Almost as bad... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Gah.
      I hate that my alma maters think tehy have a right to send me credit card apps and to call me for money. I'm not a rich billionaire who has nothing to do with all his money.

      I still have my loans, I am unemployed. The colleges have helped ZERO percent with contacts and networking, but hey they both claim a 97% job placement rate.

    2. Re:Almost as bad... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The colleges have helped ZERO percent with contacts and networking, but hey they both claim a 97% job placement rate.

      I thought Starbucks was a perfect career path for caffiene addicted engineers...

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:Almost as bad... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Well maybe.....

      But I don't like coffee and I gave up caffeine 2 years ago.

    4. Re:Almost as bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooooo the Drexel Shaft!!!!

  211. If you're a laborer an you know it,clap your hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Jobs that don't require training are actually a lot more easy to find if you're looking for the type of jobs that involve heavy physical activity (construction, warehouse work, et cetera .. the common denominator being jobs requiring above-average physical fitness but only sufficient intelligence to follow orders) .. but I guess the kind of guy/gal who thinks sitting in a cheap-o office chair for six hours harrassing random strangers via phone is a nice way to earn money would be less interested in a job that actually required them to .. *gasp* .. _sweat_ for their money."

    Your compassion for the handicapped is duely noted.
    Have a nice day.

  212. Not completely by zrk · · Score: 1

    Caller ID does NOT stop the assholes who want to call me at 9AM on a Sunday morning after I've been rebooting server crashes until 6AM from the night before. This sort of early AM call happens more than I ever wanted.

    Caller ID was a stopgap measure, and yes, it allows you to choose whether or not to pick up the phone. So does screening calls behind an answering machine. However, these methods only treat the symptom, not the cause. That's what this is all about.

    Yes, I'm fully capable of taking the phone off the hook, but what's the point of that - should I be forced to prevent legitimate calls from arriving?

    Sorry, donotcall.gov is LONG OVERDUE.

  213. Email equivalent by dhodell · · Score: 1

    So, when can I sign up for the email equivalent of this list? Granted I get enough Taiwanese junk, but that's the easiest to block. I'd love to be able to serve the people with the broken "Unsubscribe" URLs in their emails with a nice fine.

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  214. Wow! by Bobke · · Score: 1

    And I thought SPAM was annoying, good thing I live in Belgium, if someone calls me like that, I'd yell his friggin brains out!

  215. So? What's the problem? by joelt49 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, they claim that this will devestate the industry. Personally, I couldn't wish for more. In fact, I think that telemarketers are worse than spammers -- telemarketers annoy you at THEIR convenience, including at the dinner table. People don't just want to unplug their phone -- it's still the most important communication medium. However, YOU chose when spammers annoy you as you chose when you check your email.

    In addition, when I was flying back home, I called my dad from an airport on the other side of the country. It showed up on the caller ID as unavailable, and, due to telemarketers, he no longer answers unavailable callers, so my call didn't go through.

    All things considered, though, I think that telemarketers should be happy for this. I mean, think about it. It's actually going to help the industry. They're wasting their time making a long distance call to my house, for nothing. So, the people who add their numbers to the do not call lists are probably going to be the ones like my family who NEVER buy anything from them. Thus, the only ones they'll reach are those who will ACTUALLY BUY something. Thus, it's going to increase effeciancy (god, I hate spelling).

  216. "UNAVAILABLE" calls are telemarketers by slugstone · · Score: 1

    You have a strange count of 90%. I would say that 95% of "UNAVAILABLE" calls are telemarketers. Any buiness that has "UNAVAILABLE" on caller ID, should call their phone company and get it fixed.

    1. Re:"UNAVAILABLE" calls are telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I let all "UNAVAILABLE" talk to my voicemail which I check once a week. Why they fuck are they "UNAVAILABLE"? If you want to talk to me then caller-id better show either your name or your number.

  217. The look was.... by nedwidek · · Score: 1

    Just in case you weren't sure, but that look was him trying to figure out what the word "morals" meant.

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  218. The Mafia files a similar suite... by f0rt0r · · Score: 2, Funny
    In other news, the American Mafia was inspired by the Telemarkers lawsuit to sue local and federal law enforcement agencies. A Mafia leader known as "The Don" stated, "By outlawing the activities of our organization - wrecking stores to get protection money, kidnapping for ransom, blackmailing, etc. - these agencies are putting countless hard-working Americans out of work. Why, Joey took a bullet last night while roughing up a small business owner who was behind on his protection payments. Is this how we are repaid for all of our efforts?"

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  219. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who it does affect are the somewhat more socially acceptable telemarketers, and the ones that are least likely to be trying to screw you for a profit -- pollsters, charities, etc. It makes their job more difficult and thus more expensive, which is rather silly since they're generally less objectionable than telemarketers trying to sell you crap.

    You sir, are an asshat.

    Some of the worst telemarketers are the "charities." Particularly odious are the so called "Policemen's Fund" or "Firemen's Fund", where they intimidate people (because you don't want to say "no" to people who carry guns & billy clubs for a living, do you?) into giving to their fund, which probrably offers very little benefit to actual cops.

  220. The undisclosed location ... disclosed! by Conspir8or · · Score: 1

    Vice President Cheney ... Is that you??

  221. Telemarketers Recorded by Drakantus · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:Telemarketers Recorded by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Tom Mabe??
      http://www.tommabe.com/

      This dude is freaking funny!

  222. Half of all customers lost???-Economic "dust bowl" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In the end, a bunch of these telemarketing companies will go broke, and we'll just have fewer telemarketing companies out there. We'll still have them, though. Ultimately the idea that you can use the "do not call list" to determine who is likely to listen to a telemarketer will win out, but there will be fewer telemarketing companies to use it."

    I'm betting that the more likely outcome will be these companies moving to more friendly countries. A phone call from India is little different that a local call.
    The US will be batting 0 and 0. What jobs we can't give away, we force out.

  223. Telemarketing exist because a LACK of JOBS!!!!!! by zymano · · Score: 1
    This country doesn't produce jobs like it used to.

    The Auto industry is going down because of yen devalued. U.s. cant compete with that. And the Japanese bigtime SUBSIDIES to their industries.

    We fight wars while they take market share and don't want to buy anything from the U.s. except real estate. Nice free trade.

    The Government has no clue that FREE TRADE does not equal wealth. It creates dirt cheap products and no jobs ! The Asian nations don't want American products except to steal technology and copy it.

    We will all be in Telemarketing in the future.

  224. Rights? Apply to PEOPLE by mobileskimo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You should have every right to call me if you want to. Just as I have every right to put up a fence to prevent you.

    Companies don't have rights. The constitution and the amendments, and for that matter most laws that govern human behavior don't apply to corporations. When did we get such a silly notion?

    A telemarketer wants to sue me or the person who administrates the DNC for blocking his free speech? Go ahead. Just make sure you make your lawsuit personal.

    Mr.Iwannabeabitch vs Mr.Bitchslapper.

    Not
    Telenagger Inc. vs MrBitchslapper.
    Nor
    Telenagger Inc. vs DNC.org

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    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
    1. Re:Rights? Apply to PEOPLE by BlueFrog · · Score: 1
      Uh, we got that notion in 1886, when the Supreme Court upheld a decision that "a private corporation is a person and entitled to the legal rights and protections the Constitutions affords to any person".

      Stupid? Yep. Legal? Unfortunately.

    2. Re:Rights? Apply to PEOPLE by the_ghost226 · · Score: 1

      In the US, corporations have the same rights as individuals.

    3. Re:Rights? Apply to PEOPLE by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

      Thank you. This is what I was looking for.

      Free the Coporations! Emancipation for Soul-less! All men, women and coporations were created equal!

      I can hear an old man sitting in one of the benches in the courtroom mumbling...

      "Let the sillyness begin sigh Hey Ralph, wanna go up to the lake and go fishing?"

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      "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
    4. Re:Rights? Apply to PEOPLE by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

      Apparently, as BlueFrog has pointed out here

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  225. Old News by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    All the states that instituted this previously were sued ( and the state always won, at least here )

    No big deal, welcome to america.

    2003, the year of the suits..

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  226. Half of all customers lost???-Death of gambling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are a lot of people out there, I know a few, who just can't say no to telemarketers, get drawn in and buy stuff they know they don't want. These people know they have a problem, but still get caught out everytime the telemarketer calls. So going on the do not call list is the easy way out for them."

    Maybe we need to institute a "Do not let me gamble" list then?

  227. perl script to regester all phone numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was looking a the do not call sign up sight and have not found any thing that prevents writing a script to register all telephone numbers. all that would be needed is a easy to write perl script and a mail server. One thing to note, is that while it is possable to sight up to the list online, it is not possable to have a number deleted online. to have a number delete a person would need to call the 800 number form the number to be removed.

  228. Re: Autoattendant? by spectro · · Score: 1

    Where can I buy one of these?

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  229. Re:28 Million by lyonsden · · Score: 1

    28 Million (people) can't be wrong

    Just because something is popular doesn't make it right. Slavery was very popular in it's time.

  230. Lets think logically here for just a tincy bit... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    ...that the industry says will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs.

    If someone puts themself on the do-not-call list, then what are the chances that they will buy anything from a telemarketer?

    So basically, the do-not-call list makes their job easier by limiting wasted time on non-responsive customers, letting them call the people that they actually might have a chance to sell something to, increasing the ratio of sucessful calls per hour... and they think that's hurting them?

  231. What about the people not on the list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the do-not-call list decreases the number of possible people that can be called by telemarkerters it could have the very interesting effect of concentrating the telemarketers attempts on a much smaller populace. The end result could be the constant ringing of telemarketers for people who aren't on the list. If the list ever gets close to 80 or 90% of the available phone numbers I'd hate to not be on the list.

    Disclaimer: No punctuation, grammar, or spelling intentionally used.

  232. Politicians can still call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    CALLER: Hello, I'm calling you on behalf of President George W. Bush. He has a very important message for you. For just 3 easy payments of 19.99 you can own your very own George Foreman grill. For an extra $2000.00, you can be the proud owner of the Texas sized George W. Bush premium edition.

  233. What I want to know is... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    I want the telemarketers to answer one question before their suit is allowed to proceed:

    When exactly was it that your right to speak mutated into your right to use my property to speak?

  234. Won't this create jobs? by nonobadkitty · · Score: 1

    Since telemarketers will have to check the Do Not Call list constantly to make sure people aren't on it, won't this increase jobs? Or at the very least, they can re-assign all those people who make calls to data checking, they'll probably make more money that way anyway, seeing as they could call themselves "data integrity specialists" instead of telemarketers. Or maybe that's what the telemarketers are afraid of, having to actually pay people decent wages!

  235. Re:I honestly don't see why telemarketers hate thi by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
    Consider the people who will probably sign up for the list, because they have a hard time saying 'no' to people on the phone. This is where telemarketers make their money--by wearing down people who don't really want to buy their junk, but feel bad about saying no.
    Also, consider the elderly. My grandmother gets confused easily by telemarketing calls and is likely to sign up and pay for something she thinks they're telling her that shed *needs*. By registering her number on the list, I am saving her the time and loss of her money.
  236. Re:Cost two million jobs...Kneecapping an industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I'm sorry, what country did you think you were in? Our country, a constitutional republic, is setup in such a way that if an entire industry bothers some people, those people can get their legislators restrain that industry in certain ways."

    And yet Microsoft runs free.

  237. I tried #5 by MongooseCN · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sorry, he's dead."

    I tried something similar to this, it went like:

    Marketer: Hi this is Ann with a special deal on blah blah.. Could I speak with Joe?
    Me: Sorry he died.
    Marketer: Oh, sorry to hear that. Could I speak with whoever the current owner of the household is then?

    I should have replied, "No, he just died at the audacity of your response.".

    1. Re:I tried #5 by aprentic · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's even ruder than I would normally expect from a telemarketer

  238. These comments are hilarious! by SKS_realm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...a group of technophiles who largely know nothing about sales techniques citing privacy rights that don't exist...

  239. How about this one? by Fazer · · Score: 1

    Me: "Hmm...okay, I will cut you a deal. YOu give me a job, and I will buy your...product...deal?"

  240. 2 million jobs WHERE? and other points by TomRC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are those 2 million US jobs? Or 2M jobs that are already or soon to be moved overseas?

    It's too bad we had to come to this point. They brought it on themselves by not targetting customers more carefully when it became a widespread complaint. E.g. if I bought tires from Sears 2-3 years ago, I probably wouldn't mind if they called to ask if I'm interested in a big tire sale they're having.

  241. Re:Wah wah wah-The "comment" industry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " There is no "right to profit", profit has to be earned and if you can't earn it you're screwed. If your business model is shit then too damn bad.

    just my $0.02"

    Well if that's all you're making, then I guess you better get a new model then. Sorry.

  242. Many calls you get have been illegal for 10 yrs by DiveX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The TCPA (Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991) (47 USC 227 and subsequent FCC regulations of CFR 64.1200) have outlawed several practices and create certain requirements for others.

    Two things completely outlawed:
    1) Junk faxes - unsolicited commercial faxes may NOT be sent without WRITTEN authorization of the fax machine/line owner. Period. There is NO EBR (established business relationship) that would exempt that. If you are sent an advertisement and did not specifically give your (express) permission, then it is illegal. Period. Do not allow yourself to be taken in by the BS of 'removal' numbers that are on the faxes. It is merely an attempt to legitimize the industry as much as spammers try to suggest remove address make them ethical.

    2) Prerecorded commercial solicitations to your home may NOt be initiated without the EXPRESS permission of the owner. An exemption (unlike junk faxes) would be an EBR. Calls made for survey, political speech, or non commercial are exempt.

    If you receive either of the above offenses, then you are immediately owed $500 per VIOLATION by the person initiating the call and on who's behalf the call is made.

    That law provides a private right of action. Meaning you are specifically given the authority to sue them in court. While you cannot sue someone that litters on the highway, Congress provided this right. this pretty much makes you a private attorney general of your domain in regards to telemarketing.

    Live calls are regulated. They must identify themselves by the caller's name, entity placing the call, and an address or phone number by which they may be contacted. This MUST be provided without your even asking. The company MUST have a DNC (do not call) policy in place before making such calls. They MUST provide you with a written copy of that DNC policy upon request. NEVER, ever allow the telemarketer say they will take your name off 'the list'. Specifically DEMAND that they ADD your name to their company's Do-Not-Call list (emphasis added).

    The telemarketing is claiming the loss of millions of jobs. Yet they have not specified in what country. Do many of you not realize how many outbound call centers are in countries like India? The law by not affect that out-of-country company directly in terms of jurisdiction, but it does put liability on companies on who's behalf the call is placed. The only way a company can get by completely is if they are based and operate outside the country and have no business presence in any area under the jurisdiction of the US.

    I have gone to court several times against telemarketers. If people knew their rights and enforced them by bringing suit in court as Congress intended, then a national list would not be necessary. the companies would simply not be able to operate.

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  243. 2 million jobs we don't need... by mightymik2 · · Score: 1

    I *don't* need Viagra ( I just forwarded a bunch to the FTC), and i sure as HELL don't need some @$$hole WAKING me at 7:40 in the morning, for the SECOND time (after i dumped his first attempt), to sell me stuff i don't need. Call me unsolicited, and be prepared to get your head ripped off.What a shame if the entire marketing industry took a downturn. Wake me up, YOU'RE buying breakfast.

  244. Severe job losses by Kakurenbo+Shogun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, and if you think a lot of jobs will be lost by restricting telemarketing, just think how many would be lost if we outlawed drugs and prostitution! Telemarketers will be the sacrificial lamb that will wake us up to the devastation caused by government interference in the markets before we go too far.

    On the flip side, my psychic foresaw that this law will raise the GNP by $57 billion after people sitting at home unmolested by telemarketers get bored and start up home business to kill time.

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  245. Supporting Idiots by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    Nice. We're supporting idiots for an economy of idiots.

    Single white female seeking Darwin to share mass wide extinction of idiots. Must be indescriminate and compassionless. Love of better gene pools a plus. Reply SASE.

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  246. Outsource all telemarketers to INDIA by zymano · · Score: 1

    They can take the do nothing PHONE COMPANIES with them.

  247. Re:Good-On the road again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If there are jobs that we don't want done, then they should be lost!"

    That's why your job is going overseas.

  248. Who buys that much stuff??? by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the article, "There are about 166 million residential phone numbers in the United States, the FTC said, and the wireless industry estimates there are more than 147 million U.S. cell phone numbers," and "The telemarketing industry estimates the do-not-call list could cut its business in half, costing it up to $50 billion in sales each year."

    So they're making $100 billion a year in sales? That means that on _average_ each phone number is paying between $300 and $600 a _year_ to telemarketers, depending on how many of the cellphone numbers we want to include. (Techncially it's illegal for telemarketers to call cell phones, but does that stop them?)

    So who's buying this stuff, what are they buying, and how much are they paying for it? Clearly there have to be some people spending totally atrocious amounts of money given how many people there are who have never bought anything from a telemarketer in their life.

    Do the idle rich sit around waiting for telemarketers to call so they can spend thousands of dollars a year on them or what? Or are a lot of low and middle income people blowing their savings on this crap?

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    1. Re:Who buys that much stuff??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hello? I'm great, thank you. And yourself? Excellent. Why yes, yes I would. In fact, I'd like to subscribe to every magazine, for eternity."

  249. MOD GREAT GRAND PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Yo yo.. mod my grandaddy message. Hey it's a grandmammy you say.. well, theres a penis hanging from it, so, go figure.

  250. Telemarketers can rot.. by VPN3000 · · Score: 1

    I hope these guys don't win anything in court. I really hate getting calls to equip my apartment with vinyl siding. One of the downsides to having an apartment with an actual street adress. The home-stuff telemarketers never leave you alone. On that note, I think of the people who sell things over the phone as being a member of the same pecking order sequence as alcoholic bums downtown.

  251. Do It Yourself Telezapper by macguiguru · · Score: 1

    I'm SO glad you brought that up. If you have an answering machine, just get a recording of the three information tones that are played when you dial a wrong number and record them onto the beginning of your answering machine message. That's essentially what the TeleZapper does - and you can do it FREE. We get a LOT fewer (virtually none) telemarketing calls since we did this.

  252. Not just spam, but crap wages for their own people by Reziac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Exactly. They're never hawking anything I want anyway -- in fact, the interest level is about as high as for the average spam.

    But "2 million jobs"?? Are they counting not only the boilerroom flunkies and their managers, but also everyone in every industry that ever used telemarketing? Even it that's so, I suspect this number was pulled out of their ass.

    And most of said flunkies aren't making a living wage anyway. Back about 1985, I attended a "job fair" that proved to be a boilerroom recruiter. Now, they claimed that it was possible to make serious bucks. Well, I happened to be sitting where I could see onto the manager's desk, and the previous week's wage sheet just happened to be laying open where I could read it. ONE person had made the promised several hundred bucks. ONE other person had made about $100. But everyone else had made only $40 -- for the entire week.

    Now, do we really WANT to preserve an industry that pays that poorly, even compared to India??

    Come to think of it, if cheap internet-based long distance becomes an everyday reality, the next step is to outsource boilerroom telemarketing to India. And then how do you go about enforcing a Do Not Call list??

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  253. My additions to the list. by sheetsda · · Score: 1

    6) Play Beethoven on the keypad.
    7) Try to order a pizza.
    8) Lower the volume of your voice over a few sentences so they have to listen very closely. Open up a modem with manual dial on and have it screech at them for a bit.
    9) If its one of those machines that plays a message then records, play music into the phone. Hours of it. Also try the modem trick.
    10) Hold one of the phone keys down the entire time.
    11) Act like you're having sex. If the order taker sees that you're busy and will call back insist you're not busy.
    12) 'Forget' everything they said more than 10 seconds ago. Ask questions to refresh your memory.
    13) Ask when they last time masturbated. If they don't hang up, sheepishly ask them if they would mind helping you.

    1. Re:My additions to the list. by aprentic · · Score: 1

      Re: 12)
      That reminded me of the character in "A Fish Called Wanda" who kept saying "What was that part in the middle again?"

  254. Or we could just... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or we could just load them into a space ship along with all the phone sanitizers and launch them into space, never to return.

    1. Re:Or we could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what about the hairdressers and the documentary film producers?

      and besides, wasn't that how the earth was originally colonized? doesn't that mean we really should launch *everyone* into space? :)

  255. #2 by peaworth · · Score: 1

    If you go this route and they don't hang up and keep talking, do your rates automatically switch over to $1.99 / minute?

  256. Re:Wah wah wah-charities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charities, politicians and poll takers are exempt from the do-not-call list.

  257. Salon article by jjoyce · · Score: 1
    There was a recent article on Salon that pointed out that the do-not-call list would destroy the industry. The author tried to make the point that people want to be advertising targets even when they sign up not to be:

    The national do-not-call list, however, will destroy the industry -- everyone in the telemarketing business seems to agree with that assessment. Experts provide various theories about why this will occur, but the fundamental reason seems to be this: Americans think they don't like telemarketing calls, but they're wrong. Americans believe they want to be on a do-not-call list, but their past actions -- namely their purchases -- betray their true feelings. The FTC says that the do-not-call list is justified because it merely gives people a choice over whether they'd like to receive sales calls; according to that theory, the people who actually do buy things from telemarketers won't add their numbers to the registry, and the industry will not suffer at all. But that analysis is faulty, the industry says. In the abstract, everyone hates to be sold to -- you hate it when commercials interrupt your favorite TV show, you hate the "intrusive" ads displayed on your favorite Web site, you hate being handed pamphlets on the street, and you hate being called by a telemarketer who promises "a fantastic deal."
    Farhad Manjoo, 7/15/2003, http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/07/15/do_no t_call/index.html

    It's an interesting point, but no reason to prop up an industry that most of the public wants to see die. Manjoo also misses the point that businesses with whom you have had prior dealings are allowed to call up to a certain time period after those dealings.

    1. Re:Salon article by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Americans think they don't like telemarketing calls, but they're wrong. Americans believe they want to be on a do-not-call list, but their past actions -- namely their purchases -- betray their true feelings.

      This assertion is based on fraudulent statistics cooked up by lumping together the sales from customer-initiated incoming calls and telepest-initiated outgoing calls.

      The BS gets even thicker a few paragraphs later:

      If the millions of people who do in fact buy from telemarketers decide to put their numbers on the do-not-call list, the effect on the country's ailing economy will not be good. Billions of dollars of economic activity will not take place
      This argument assumes that if telepests are prevented from fast-talking Aunt Tillie into spending $X on their dubious wares, then the money will be buried in a tomato can, stolen by space aliens and taken to their home planet, or otherwise completely removed from the economy. In reality, of course, the money will simply be spent or invested in some other way.
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  258. Do we weep for the silent movie theater pianist? by greywalker · · Score: 1

    Telemarketing is an industry based on intruding upon other people's privacy and time. I will not weep for their loss.
    And, as my boss once said regarding an angry client: "Maintaining their livelihood is none of my concern."

  259. 2 Million Jobs?!? That's more than Wal-Mart. by zymurgyboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Uh, last I knew, Wal-Mart was the largest employer in the US. They employ 1.2 million people. So they're claiming to have more employees than that? Do they count the guy who drops by every other week to fill the Coke machine?!? Even if they totalled all the employees operating at every telemarketing company in the US, there's just no way.

    Oh, BTW, pound sand, telemarketroids.

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  260. Oregon experience... by griffman · · Score: 1

    Oregon created a state-level no-call list a couple years back. I put my number on it on the first day it was available. Since that time, we have received exactly one phone call from a random telemarketer. When they called, I simply said "Please let me speak to your manager; you're obviously not familiar with the Oregon No Call list" and they promptly hung up (never to be heard from again).

    Before the days of the No Call list, we'd get two or three calls a week.

    My boss used to interrupt the telemarketers and say something like, "Look, this Foobar Wizbang sounds really really cool, but this just isn't a good time to talk with me about it; I'm quite busy right now. What time do you get off work? 11pm? Great, if you'll just give me your home number, I'll give you a ring sometime after 1am and we can discuss it further..." He has more patience than I; I just hung up!

    -rob.

  261. Real War Dialing by jmoriarty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just to be safe, maybe we should add the number for the WOPR to the Do Not Call list.

    Anyone have the number handy? Bueller? Bueller?

  262. Hmmm by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    I would expect telemarketers outside the US to use the DNCL as their phone number lists.

    I'm not sure exempting charities is a good idea, either, they are often worse. I had a friend who gave to one charity, and she had to change her number. She was deluged with calls by charities who thought they had a sucker.

    Charities tend to hire telemarketers to make the calls (at least the dumb ones who don't mind losing 30-80% of money donated) anyway.

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  263. Re:Cost two million jobs...so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but it's not the governments right or responsibility to kill off an entire industry because that industry "bothers" some people." It is IF we, the people, Demand it! Pull you head out of where ever it has been. It is JUST like SPAM! Exactly! My equipment, my service Not theirs. They trespass every single time they call using MY property or services.
    A "Do Not Call" list should mean JUST that, with NO execptions. Piss on the charities, pollsters AND politicians. DO not call me, I'll call you, if I ever want to. Othewise, stop calling. Your "industry" is a useless one, all you scum do is gyp old folks out of their retirement money. You all need to DIE, alsong with your supporters. My motto: Kill a SPAMMER and TELEMARKETER each day , until they all go away.

  264. Telemarketers should be thankful... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those telemarketers who are upset let me put this spin on the whole thing.

    You are not going to lose 50% of your business. You are going to lose 50% of the numbers you can call. The 50% that don't want to be called and wouldn't buy anything if you did.

    The remaining 50% will probably be more productive.

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  265. I hear ya.... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    My wife gave $20 to the humane society,

    Now we get atleast 3 or 4 charity mailings a week. That's not a lot by some standards, but still annoying.

    We get mail about dogs with their eyes gouged out, "Please help Scruff!"...hell shoot the damn thing to put it out of it's misery. How much does a bullet cost?

    Sean D.

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  266. MOD THIS UP - informative by rilister · · Score: 1

    anyone care to mod this up? At least it's accurate, unlike the previous post.

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  267. Telemarketers: subsidize my phone bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have ads on TV because the advertisements help pay for the programs.

    Telemarketers seems to think they have a fundamental right to use my telephone to sell stuff... You want to sell stuff using my phone, you help pay for it.

    Same goes with email massmarketing.

  268. A little math by pjrc · · Score: 1
    Claim: 2 million jobs in the "telemarketing industry" are supposedly going to be lost by the Do Not Call registry, which is expected to reach 60 million numbers.

    So does that mean that 2 million telemarkets are responsible for calling 60 million numbers, or does each telemarketer call just 30 numbers repetitively? Ok, maybe 50% of telemarketing jobs are overhead (seems high), giving each telemarketer who's job is in jeopardy an average target of 60 numbers?

    That would explain the high volume of calls... but if a call lasts 30 seconds on average, and each employee works 8 hours (960 calls/shift), that means each of those 60 million numbers would receive an average of 16 calls each day (960 calls/day 60 calls/employee).

    Hmm, 16 calls is a bit high... but many households do receive a good number of calls each day (likely 'cause they're saying "take me off your list" rather than "put me on your do not call list").

    Ok, maybe it does add up and a couple million people will be looking for new jobs....

  269. But theres no time for metaphors by August_zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Allow me to prepare a defense of another industry in the same spirit as this one given by the telemaketers federation of evil:

    Not smoking is a harmful socially irresponsible thing to do because it would cost the medical profession Billions of dollars and thousands of jobs every year if nobody smoked, therefore everybody should smoke whether they want to or not

    Remind me again why I am supposed to care about these idiots?

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  270. Drug Dealers Too! by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to This page There are between 12 and 40 million drug dealers in the US. They should get together and sue the Government - think of all those poor dealers who will be out of work when those "Do Not Sell Drugs" laws take effect. Think of what it will do to the economy.
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  271. Jobs: the Net Effect by fideaux64 · · Score: 1

    >cost as many as two million jobs Pah. Marketing managers will turn away from telemarketing, and spend their money on other acquisition and retention tools (other adverising, direct mail, online etc.), thus growing those sectors. Ths is just creative destruction, not a wholesale loss of jobs. The estimates are overstated.

  272. Happy Dude by teklob · · Score: 1

    Hello sir, do you wish to look as happy as I do? If so, send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace

  273. Loss of 2 million jobs? by CatOne · · Score: 1

    So, the telemarking industry says they'll lose 50% of their business, which means the loss of 2 million jobs.

    So they're saying there are 4 million telemarkers out there?

    No wonder I can never get through a bowl of Ramen without getting the hard sell for a timeshare :-/

  274. What quality of jobs are lost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who cares! I sure as hell don't! It will be 2 million under paid, depressing, high pressured, demeaning, unsatisfying, false hope, no education needed, scam pushing, annoying jobs that will be removed off the face of this earth.

    What a relief! I have no pity at all.

  275. Oh Lia, where art thou? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2

    An old friend of mine once taught me a neat trick with the phone, it goes something like this:

    If the phone rings and you *don't* feel like answering it, then *don't*.

    It's that simple.

    I don't care about DNC lists, and gov't DNC lists, etc etc etc etc. If I feel like picking up the phone and dealing with whoever is on the other line, be they friend or foe, then I will, otherwise I'll let the answering machine catch it and I'll decide later what to do.

    It's not so hard and frees up my time so I'm no longer a slave to the phone.

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  276. Another article by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1
    foxnews.com also ran an article on this. My favorite part:

    "This truly is a case of regulatory overkill," said Tim Searcy, ATA [ed: American Teleservices Association] executive director. "The FCC ignored its obligations under the federal law and the Constitution to carefully balance the privacy interests of consumers with the First Amendment rights of legitimate telemarketers."

    I just don't get why it seems so hard to for some to understand that the right to free speech doesn't entitle one to an audience.
  277. Hardly :) by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 0

    Hardly afraid and my post isn't exactly offensive...

    there...I logged in, I'm not at home currently, that's why i was not logged in.

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  278. Damn Straight by volkris · · Score: 1

    Damn straight.

    Let's keep the government out of service contracts negotiated by willing participants.

    Telemarketers buy their phone service and pay their employees fair and square, just like the rest of us.

  279. Amendment of 2004. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government will make no laws inhibiting a corporations right to profit.

  280. Re:Wah wah wah-The "comment" industry. by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    hehe

    Actually I'm making 3.5M times (wow that sounds like more than it is) but 0.02 is all the effort I'll put into a discussion on telemarketer's so called "rights".

  281. TeleZapper by spun · · Score: 1

    I got a nice cordless phone/answering machine with the TeleZapper feature. It plays the Doo-Dah-Dee "number disconnected" tones whenever anyone calls. The phone cost $40, which is about what you would pay without the TeleZapper, so it's essentially free, except for the 30 seconds it takes to explain to friends why my phone made that weird noise. I used to get 7-8 calls a week, now I get 1-2, and they are all political calls and surveys that would get through the no-call list anyway.

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  282. What happened to call screening? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    That's all I use. Friends and family know I will pick up if they start talking AND I'm available (and want the call). Anyone else doesn't matter. If the caller's voice is annoying, I can knock the volume down or just terminate the call without ever picking up. (Haven't had anyone stupid enough to call right back after that.)

    The hardest part about DNC lists having been localized in the past - each business mainttaining their own - is that it is a hassle to remember if you have added your name to that particular company's list and even more of a hassle to go after them (prove you've asked to be on their DNC list? WTF). OTOH, a federal DNC list means ONE CALL; you know you are on the list and the telemarketer knows you are on the list. There is no "oops, someone must have lost your request" or "sorry, I grabbed the wrong list" BS. They call you, you call the federal agency, and they get fined. Period. They call again, you call the agency, they get fined again AND the agency can easily see the pattern.

    Rather than complaining about the business they'll be losing, they need to be grateful that their time won't be wasted calling people who don't want to talk to them.

    Ah, I begin to see the telemarketer's problem. Very quickly every telemarketer will be down to a few thousand numbers that aren't prohibited. Those few thousand people will be receiving hundreds of thousands of calls in a week, since the telemarketers have no one else to call. Soon there won't be any numbers for them to call. Poor babies.

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  283. Likely outcome of all this: by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I predict that outcome of all this DNCL stuff will be a reduction of about 0 in the medium to long term. All it will take is for the marketers to all be re-named as pollsters, that is an excluded class of callers in the law. THe DMA and other industry groups will quicly figure this out and spread the work to their members.

    Instead of getting calls like "I'm calling today to offer you a spectacular deal on vinyl siding!", you'll get calls like "I'd like to ask your opinion on vinyl siding and what you think it could do to the asthetics of your home." May I ask you a few quesions?" I can think of nary a pitch that couldn't be converted in to some sort of "poll quesion".

    I'm not at all familiar with what the FTC or FCC require of a "pollster" firm as opposed to a "direct marketing" firm, but my rough guess is little to nothing.

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  284. 501(c)(3) by brj · · Score: 1

    I wrote up a humorous little piece about how the telemarketers could recoup their losses by forming a 501(c)(3). Read it here: http://bryce.jasmer.com/blog/archives/000014.html

  285. Is it really that hard . . . by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is it really that hard to just hang up on a telemarketer? I've never understood people who try to be polite to the telemarketers.

    I remember once my family just bought a new phone that had a speakerphone. We received a call and my Mom answered on the speakerphone so I heard everything, even though I was in the next room. The guy went into his spiel and my mom just kept saying no thanks, but the guy kept going on and on. Finally, I just walked into the kitchen and hung up on the guy. Why is it hard? If I get a telemarketer now, I say I'm not interested and hang up immediately.

  286. Re:I honestly don't see why telemarketers hate thi by Artifex · · Score: 1
    Also, consider the elderly. My grandmother gets confused easily by telemarketing calls and is likely to sign up and pay for something she thinks they're telling her that shed *needs*. By registering her number on the list, I am saving her the time and loss of her money.


    Exactly. Although the type of people who run the worst scams on the elderly ("hi, it's your grandson Joey... no, I didn't die in a car wreck, no, anyway, I need money, can I come over? Please, I thought you loved us? I guess what mom said about you being a mean old bag is true... is grandpa there? Oh, he's dead? Well, how much money do you have in the house right now? Well, I'm coming over, I need it") really won't care, because they already call from pay phones or otherwise use subterfuge to make quick money and skip town.

    Still, putting my grandma (and my parents!) on the list means that the less-severe attempts are thwarted.

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  287. A great system that would make the telebuggers pay by Graphyx · · Score: 1

    In the book "The cat who walks through walls" by Heimlin (sp) there is a point when the main charcter has to disturb someone in the middle of the night. The electric door requests for say $50 dollars for disturbing the individual. If the awoken individual agrees that it was a good reason to be woken up they give the money back. Otherwise they keep it.

    That would be a great system for the telemarketers. Set up a charge of say $1 for the disturbing call and refund it to anyone who had a reasonable reason to call.

    I think I would go out and post my number all over for them to call just to make the $1 each time they wanted to call.

  288. A 4, Arghhhhh by sPaKr · · Score: 1

    You sunk my business model!

  289. hope they win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another area of the Gov trying to control. Get lost. Stay out of the private sector! Geez If you kill biz where you gonna work? Dorks. ALL BIZ has to do sometype of advertising! GET REAL THEY HAVE TO!

  290. Scary thought by Merlin_80000 · · Score: 1

    so this lawsuit is probably gonna take a good while to go through the courts and all....it definitely won't be over before the october date when this list is distributed and publicly accessible......so let's say a pig flys in to the courtroom to deliver a snowball from hell and a note attatched that the telemarketers must win their lawsuit or all the judges get a wedgie from hitler (and the telemarketers win). now they have probably one of the largest compiled lists of valid contact information in history, and its their own fault for letting themselves get duped into giving out their contact info so easily. hopefully, "Funny" is the appropriate modreation.

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  291. Quitting for moral reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was an Annoying Mall Survey person for a day. Not the ones who annoy you in the mall, but the ones in the back room that do the survey.

    My first day I had to show a shampoo ad to a high-school dropout on minimum wage (which I knew from the demographic info) who would never be more than plain-looking. Asked her if she thought the shampoo, which cost twice her hourly wage, would "make her beautiful" - she said yes. Boggle.

    Next day I started job-hunting again.

  292. I sing to telemarketers... by Rai · · Score: 1

    99 telemarketers on the phones.

    99 telemarketers on the phones.

    Take one down

    Feed him to a rusty woodchipper

    98 telemarketers on the phones...

  293. Mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was sarcasm, right?

  294. Have you hugged your Bill of Rights lately? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    Yeah. It's the Ninth Amendment, which basically grants to the people any rights not specifically enumerated to the federal government. In other words, just because the Constitution doesn't say you have a right to privacy, doesn't mean you don't.

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  295. Are You Lost? by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    If you don't care about DNC, don't care about telemarketers, and have no problem with letting the answering machine pickup all the calls, then...

    I guess you have no problem.

    My apologies for missing the point but, exactly what was the point of your post then? And why are you even reading this thread? Much less posting anything here?

    Can someone mod the previous poster flamebait or troll please.

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  296. Thanks for the links by attaboy · · Score: 1

    I didn't see those later links, but they help demonstrate a couple of points:

    1: This isn't a black and white issue. The DNC list is not all good, and not all bad. Both bad people and good people are going to be hurt, but a lot of people are going to be spared from what some consider a major annoyance, if not an invasion of privacy and waste of their time.

    2: This issue is pretty symptomatic of a whole lot of the complex issues of privacy, government regulation, and capitalism, and the increasing way that American government is failing the poor and uneducated.

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  297. Just get a cell phone by warrior · · Score: 1

    I don't know exactly what the law is about this, but I've never got phone spam on my cell. Lately it's cheaper than the local telco and I get long distance, and the obvious handiness of being mobile. Plus now friends & fam only have to remember one number for me. If I ever do get an unsolicited call, my planned response is "f**k you, this is a cell phone, *snap*". Can anyone enlighten me as to the laws on unsolicited calls to cell numbers? Are they just filtered by service providers?

    Cheers,
    Mike

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  298. Answering machine by picardsb · · Score: 1

    I recieve all calls on the answering machine, and then figure out which ones to reply! Most definitely I never answer to 'Florida holidays' for my yet unborn kids, and 'Credit card debt relief' without any present debt - what the heck I don't even have a cc - I use debit cards. So if they have an intelligent system which can distinguish that I'm not a viable customer, then they can stop calling me and save some money on phone bills. On the other hand the 'no call list' with surely make them save all the money they would otherwise spend foolishly on my answering machine (trying to teach it English). So infact the list is good for everyone - no calls -> more savings for companies -> less distraction and deleting messages for me. Three cheers to the no call list... for i=1 to 3

  299. mice by circusboy · · Score: 1

    bear in mind that there is a precedent set, in texas anyway, that says that you are in fact legally entitled to shoot someone who knocks at your door for tresspassing.

    maybe someone can track down the story from about 4 or so years ago, but there was a student of asian extraction, who knocked on a door asking for directions, and was shot by the homeowner. the shooter got off as the student was considered to have been tresspassing.

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  300. Has no one done the math? by taniwha · · Score: 1

    they claim that adding 25Million people (really phones) to a do not call list it will cost 2 Million people will be out of a job. That's roughly one telemarketer for every 10 phones - if that were really true I'd be getting a call every hour at the moment

  301. Shoot them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody immoral enough to work in direct marketing should be put to a quick, clean death. Yes, 10 years of spam have radicalized me. Why do we put murderers on death row, but not the people who steal an hour of my life every day? Fuck spammers, kill them all - it makes no difference whether they call or send email. Kill them all and pee on their dead bodies.

  302. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by mingot · · Score: 1

    Come to think of it, if cheap internet-based long distance becomes an everyday reality, the next step is to outsource boilerroom telemarketing to India. And then how do you go about enforcing a Do Not Call list?

    You don't. Unless the telco's are going to shut down the offenders on their own (and do you think they will?) we'll basically start to get our calls from other countries.

    Methinks in the end it's just going to be another industry that's going to move to an underdeveloped country. And I'd imagine that the decrease in labor costs will be enough to offset the increased long distance charges.

  303. Too bad you linked the dumbed-down version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN cut the one part of the AP story that discussed the legal theory: First Amendment.

    Why does CNN feel the need to dumb-down everything?

  304. I don't want to block them! by rawg · · Score: 1

    Heck... I love it when they call. I keep them on the line for as long as I can. 30 minutes, no problem, I'm very interested. I've even had some paint salesmen drive out to my home in the middle of nowhere.

    But, I've never bought one damm thing from them. Nothing. I just love to waste their time and money. I bet if just 10% would do the same thing I do, then telemarketing would cost way too much to do.

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  305. Jobs we don't need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no doubt that the do-no-call lists will cost telemarketing jobs. Most people work these jobs for a very short time - only one out of a 100 or so can be successful in this field. And those people scare me. They are scum. Like them eat dirt.

  306. Do what my nephew does... by spineboy · · Score: 1
    As soon as he gets a telemarketer call, he says.

    "Do you know I were rubber underwear?"
    They usually hang up right after that.

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  307. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by nyseal · · Score: 1

    I think the jobs they were referring to might have been prison jobs. In my state, they get $.75 per hour; which I think is generous by the way. Why are we paying prisoners? OOPS...different topic. Anyway, if 2 million prison jobs are at stake, this is just FUD; if not, who cares? Is anyone besides the telemarketer's family going to care? Either way, I agree.

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  308. "cost as many as two million jobs"... by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

    ...Yeah, jobs of useless marketers who aren't producing anything of value, just promoting products that aren't good enough to promote themselves. They're economic leeches.

  309. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. They're never hawking anything I want anyway -- in fact, the interest level is about as high as for the average spam.

    I'd go one step beyond, and say that i wouldn't buy anything from someone calling me because i don't trust that it might not be fraudlent. Just like buying something from a spam email is more likely to ruin your credit then anything else.

  310. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Why are we paying prisoners? OOPS...different topic.

    Indeed, but the answer to your question is that if we didn't, it'd be slavery, which is unconstitutional.

  311. I don't have a phone by maw · · Score: 1
    A few times when I received telemarketing calls hawking long distance, I told the person on the other end that it sounded great, but that I didn't have a phone.

    Got some great responses.

    Playing with telemarketers is fun; it's why I haven't put myself on the list.

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  312. Apparenlty you don't know how to be original. by numbski · · Score: 1

    Find your own sig. :P

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  313. Do the math by MMHere · · Score: 1

    With over two hundred million people in the U.S., two million jobs is approaching 1% of the entire population.

    1% of people are sitting around making spam phone calls to my house, and will be out of work because people sign up with http://www.donotcall.gov/ ???

    I think not!

  314. why should they want to call... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    hmmm, why should they want to call someone who has no interest in their product. Because, if you've ever been in a meeting or had training from a talented sales person or telemarketter, you will know that there are a plethora of techniques to make you buy. These are seriously researched, psychological methods to move you towards a sale, and even the most skilled and smartest of consumers can be manouvered into a position where they will buy. Everyone thinks they are too smart to be swayed...and guess what, after you've purchased from a good sales person, you'll still believe you're too smart to be swayed, and you'll probably even believe that you've pulled one over on him. How many times have you gone into a store with no intentioned of buying something, but walked out with a product you didn't want, didn't need, but still feel great about purchasing it, and that you got a great deal. That's salesmanship for you

    1. Re:why should they want to call... by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

      How many times have you gone into a store with no intentioned of buying something, but walked out with a product you didn't want, didn't need, but still feel great about purchasing it, and that you got a great deal. None. This may work for the uninformed or the unprepared, but it doesn't work on me. I'm not afraid to hang up if they won't listen, and I'm not afraid to walk away from a salesman either. It's not my obligation to listen. And it's not the government's obligation to help people make money by tricking stupid people into buying stuff they don't need. If the people say they want no-call lists, then by all means we should have no-call lists.

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    2. Re:why should they want to call... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      None

      You suuuuuuure? :)

      This may work for the uninformed or the unprepared, but it doesn't work on me.

      lmao...dude, it works on _everyone_...it just depends on how good the salesperson is. In fact, you're the kind of guy reps love...a lot of ego invested in the fact that you can't be swayed...unwilling to back down...you're an easy sell, only have to turn that ego around so it's invested in the product and bang, you're buying

      I'm not afraid to walk away from a salesman either

      I didn't realize that it took courage to walk away from a salesperson? It's not your obligation to listen blah blah blah Dude, you're so missing the point...a good salesperson(and I'm not talking about your crappy run of the mill "good morning mr x, do you know you may have won already" reps)...I'm talking about a good sales person, skilled in the art of psychological manipulation and selling, will make you _want_ to listen, and do so without you realising it. So many times I've sat talking to sales guys, I mean really really good ones, that earn most of there cash travelling around training teams etc...they love this stuff, they sit down at the end of the day and laugh about how someone said blatently to their face something like you're comment above (it doesn't work on me)...to which they've countered with understanding and re-assurance...thrown in a 'feel-felt-found'...built a sense of ownership and invested your ego in their product...casually 7 point closed you...then bamn...you're buying...and you think you've got one over on them while you're doing it...dude, they sit round and kill themselves laughing over people like you..."You should have seen him, he thought he tore strips off me, thought he put me in my place...*laugh*, he was really just setting himself up for and ego based close"....everyone will be talked into buying something they don't want by someone who is just better than them at pop-psych...if you haven't yet, lucky you...that just means that you haven't met a good sales person yet...but don't worry, they're out there...you will. Lmao...maybe you have been already...as I said above, the _really_ good sales people make you think it was your idea all along.

    3. Re:why should they want to call... by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate cheap people. That's the last thing I'm gonna say. :)

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    4. Re:why should they want to call... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      lmao...dude, it works on _everyone_...

      dude, no it doesn't dude. like, dude, i don't deal with salesmen who approach me, dude. like, never, dude. never, ever, ever. one more time, dude. NEVER! if some salesman dude comes up to me, and the subject of transferring money to him or his agents comes up, well, like, dude, he's out of my life, no ifs, ands, or buts, he's out, dude... i HAVE NEVER, and WILL NEVER deal with any unsolicitied salesman dude.

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    5. Re:why should they want to call... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Which is why it's a good idea to read up on sales tactics (take a "spin selling" lecture for instance) even if you're not in sales.

      Dealing with car dealers is a good bit of fun. It was my first time buying a new car so I was a bit nervous already. The guy was good and persistent, but all I wanted was information on the first visit. (I used the tactic of having to "appeal to a higher authority", e.g. the significant other, prior to signing anything.) The most fun was that it took him three tries to even get my name.

      I did eventually buy a car from the guy, but not off-the-cuff. In fact, when I went back a week or two later to do the deal, I actually added on a few things that I would not have bought under pressure at the first visit. I got exactly the car that I wanted (ordered from the factory) and I'm still happy with it 2 years later.

      Am I safe against every sales tactic out there? Nope, but I can spot the game in the majority of situations which is good enough. Once spotted I can either choose to play along or change my tactics to counter.

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    6. Re:why should they want to call... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      How many times have you gone into a store with no intentioned of buying something, but walked out with a product you didn't want, didn't need, but still feel great about purchasing it, and that you got a great deal.

      Never! I always feel like I got ripped off!

    7. Re:why should they want to call... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      intelligent sledge...the dude thing...must have taken all night to muster such cunning witt eh? Did you have a point there? It was kind of lost in your ranting

    8. Re:why should they want to call... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Did you have a point there? It was kind of lost in your ranting

      Grandparent's point was thus: while there are great salesmen that are able to sell crap products to someone (and yes, I'm paraphrasing P.T. Barnum, there, in essence), there is no (still paraphrasing) salesman that can sell crap products to everyone, no matter how good said salesman is.

      Or, simply put, there are always some people who are immune to particular scams, and there are always a very few people who are immune to all scams - just as there are always a very few people who are vulnerable to every single one of the scams out there.

      Grandparent was pointing out your over-reaching generalization that all of us here have fallen for salesman scams at some point. Truth is, some of us have not, and a very tiny minority of us never will. Simple bell curve.

      -T

  315. "the right to be let alone" by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    "The makers of the Constitution conferred the most comprehensive of rights and the right most valued by all civilized men--the right to be let alone."

    -JUSTICE LOUIS D. BRANDEIS

    Governments at various levels pass laws against nuisances all the time. They are correct to do so. Most communities have a means to compell a resident to deal with dogs that bark constantly.

  316. The NDNC list is a great step, but... by qtp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't share the hostility that most posters here feel towards the actual telemarketing employees.

    I know people who have at various times held telemarketing jobs, and they all described thier jobs in similar terms to what is in some of the more hostile posts here. They took those jobs because it was what was available where they were. They took those jobs to get the last bit of cash needed to move on to the "greener pastures" we all dream about. The telemarketing employee is just a fleshy version of the email client being used to send spam. Thier employers, the clients who hire these firms, the DMA, the people who buy the crap that these poor sods are forced to sling over the phone for a couple of bucks are to blame for the plague of interrupted dinners. Not the employees who take these jobs.

    Two Million jobs is a sh*tload of unemployment. The economy is not gonna "perk up" like that republican bastard promised us with two million people added to the unemployment ranks.

    In other words I'm split on this one.

    I'm on the do not call list.

    I think the DMA and ATA need to shut up and go home instead of suing for the right to sell crap that very few people want over the phone. Maybe they will realize that a "no cold calls" policy is good for thier business AND their employees.

    But I don't think that two million jobs lost in one fell swoop is good for anybody, and I don't for a second think that I'd be above taking a crappy telemarketing job if I had no other option to keep the rent paid and some food in the fridge.

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  317. Dating women who can't say "no"-Jail bait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " So, where were all these women who can't say "No" when I was single???"

    I believe they were all under 18 at the time.

  318. Re:Many calls you get have been illegal for 10 yrs by VGR · · Score: 2, Informative
    2) Prerecorded commercial solicitations to your home may NOt be initiated without the EXPRESS permission of the owner.

    I can confirm this. How do I know? I called the FCC last year and I asked. I believe the complaint form is Form 475, which can be found here.

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  319. For God's sake, sue the bastards. by linuxpaul · · Score: 1
    I for one will NOT be signing up for the national list. I enjoy collecting the $500-$1500 PER CALL from these morons. Of the 80 or so telemarketing calls I have answered, only 3 have been legal. All the others have been actionable. It is quite a gauntlet that telemarketers have to navigate to comply with the law:Junkbusters

    Very few of them know about the requirement for a WRITTEN do-not-call policy and/or the need to provide it to the consumer on request. Even if they do, just not knowing about it violates the law.

    Here's just one active consumer's results: smallclaim.info

    My results have been very similar (although I have a little bit better collection record, for whatever reason). Do your checking account, and more importantly, your fellow consumers a favor, and enforce the law congress enacted, as only you can.

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  320. Stop using my services by PanHEad2003 · · Score: 1

    I PAY for telephone and email/internet service to communicate with family, friends, etc. NOT for telemarketers and spammers. These companies should not be allowed to use my services to advertise their products. It should be illegal or they should pay for my telephone and email/internet service. Similar to broadcast TV, the service is free but there is advertising.

  321. only if it was legal by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    If the gov't legalized drugs the bottom would drop out of the market and the kid slinging rock on the corner could no more affored a 'benz than jim working the register at the liquer store

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  322. And if they legalized drug trafficking by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    Then selling legal drugs would pay as well as a:
    Pharmisist or more likely a pharmisists assistant or maybe a liquir store clerk.
    Prostitutes however would make out much better

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  323. #5 by FifthRayne · · Score: 1

    Actually, my dad did #5 to Visa, when they were trying to sell him more insurance/features/useless crap. Kinda backfired the next day when he tried to swipe his card and it got rejected. Calling back and proving that you're not dead is all kinds of crazy fun.

  324. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Last114 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Enforcing the Do Not Call list from other than US telemarketers is covered in the Do Not Call legislation. A call from outside the US will not necessarily be blocked, but the parent company selling the product as well as any vendor involved in delivering that phone call is responsible for that call.

    That is, a US company involved in any way, shape or form with the delivery of that phone call may be fined as defined by the legislation. Just because the phone call originates outside of the US does not let any US corporation get around the Law.

    Also, realize that many states have their own Do Not Call lists and the legislation behind the state list may be different than the Fed. list.

    If you haven't seen what all the specifics are, I encourage you to look at
    donotcall.gov to get the facts. There is a grace period from the time you register your phone # and there are exceptions which is all explained at
    donotcall.gov . Additionally, you may want to look at your state governments homepage to see if it has its own list.

  325. Being a telemarketer is not a job.... by magadass · · Score: 0

    I would concider being a telemarketer to not be a job or the worst excuse of a job. Anyone can dial a damn number and ask someone to buy something... Can we say bone head?

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  326. I will sue you by rigorist · · Score: 1

    Listen up, motherfucker, if you or one of your fucking customers calls any of my clients, I WILL SUE YOUR ASS. You personally will pay damages. You personally will have a judgment on your credit report. You peronally will be on the hook for violations of the TCPA.

    Your bullshit constitutional arguments have been rejected by every federal appellate court to have considered them.

    I sued four bullshit mortgage companies today. Each of them will pay. You will pay, too.

    I'm watching, motherfucker.

    1. Re:I will sue you by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      " Listen up, motherfucker, if you or one of your fucking customers calls any of my clients, I WILL SUE YOUR ASS."

      For what exactly?

      "You personally will pay damages."

      For what?

      Since when has expressing opinions been illegal? What exactly do you have against me? I am not a telemarketer, if that's what you think.

  327. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Or as someone else mentioned, VOIP (which, being from a previous era and therefore senile, I'd completely forgotten about) is already doing the trick of cheap LD :(

    Can incoming calls be blocked on a basis of their originating country code?

    As the person who mentioned getting a telemarketer calling from India said, about all you can do at that point is flame the company they represent, until they get the message -- assuming it's a U.S. company in the first place, of course.

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  328. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Could be, but (having read the link about prison jobs that someone provided) I find it hard to believe that there are *that* many willing and (more important) able prisoners. Now, I can see such a prison job having value as "learn to interact like a human being, not like a gorilla" training, and rewarding better behaviour has some value too, but I suspect the numbers affected are in the thousands, not millions.

    So yeah, it's about equal parts FUD and baloney, and guess what -- I don't care! Your job, or lack thereof (in prison or not), gives you NO right to intrude on MY life, especially not in a persistently aggravating and often borderline fraudulent manner.

    Maybe if telemarketing were used responsibly (solely for legit products, reasonably timed and targeted, and willing to take "No" or "Get lost" for an answer) we wouldn't be so interested in kicking it out of our lives!

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  329. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Right -- just as with spam, telemarketing is too often a redflag that the product is somewhere between questionable and outright fraudulent.

    Yeah, some are legit, but my next question is -- how reliable *are* telemarketers? Do you really feel safe giving one your credit card number, even for a legit product that you want? How do you know they hire honest people?

    I'd venture a guess that some of the lower-class outfits have employees who do a little, um, "side business" involving credit cards...

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  330. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Reziac · · Score: 1

    You inform us, "the parent company selling the product as well as any vendor involved in delivering that phone call is responsible for that call."

    Ah, that makes it easier -- and may ultimately do more good, once the "you morons had some guy in India call me" fines and court cases start piling up.

    I rooted around donotcall.gov a couple days ago, but didn't read *all* the stuff up there, so I'd missed that bit. I did sign up, tho to some degree it's redundant since I've been on a master DNC list for years, so get almost no junk calls.

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  331. Good. by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    ...the industry says will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs.
    Good. I hope they ALL get laid off. Get a real job. Unsolicited telemarketing is the single most USELESS idea ever. I know, let's start a business that:
    • Wastes telephone bandwidth.
    • Wastes people's time.
    • Wastes people's money.
    • Pisses me off durring dinner.
    Wouldn't it be nice if the terrorists thought that telemarketing was really important to our economy and targeted the call centers instead?
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  332. "costing" jobs. by seebs · · Score: 1

    The idea of something "costing" or "creating" jobs is a silly and misguided one; if it were that easy, we could all be rich by just paying some people to build pyramids, and other people to tear them down.

    The question is what effect the telemarketers have; and the answer is tha they destroy and harm productivity, and that their loss is everyone's gain. In the long run, this is not two million people "losing their jobs". This is two million people getting jobs *doing something useful*.

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  333. Waste it's money??? by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    This is the one project that a) can be run on a shoe string budget (ooooh, a searchable list of phone numbers, I bet that took a REEEEAL big RAID array and Berkley DB) b) is desirable by a vast majority of tax payers.

    To me, this doesn't seem to conflict with the purpose of government in even a mildly libertarian society. It's protecting a public good: the utility of the phone infrastructure, and our sanity.

    (If you think the phone infrastructure isn't a public good, then you're deluding yourself as to why you have local phone monopolies)

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  334. telemarketers by Saturninus · · Score: 1

    I don't care if telemarketers lose their jobs. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to do that, they can find some mindless other type of way to make money. Telemarketing is a bitch to me because I'm 22 and companies always target me for hiring. Not only that, but when I go into staffing agencies I always dread that they will offer me a telemarketing job just because I'm young. Telemarketing can go to hell.

  335. mod up. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    This is the real reason for anyone who wonders why the BIG BAD GUBERMENT had to ruin all those "innovative" marketer's fun.

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  336. Telemarketers vs. Microsoft? by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1


    Microsoft wins, severely.

    Go figure. (And don't ask about MS vs. Constitutional Republic...)

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  337. I know!!! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'm really turned on! ::snicker:: Who cares if it's true- it was imaginative (moreso than your post, AC)

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  338. But if you look at it that way... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    so does the mafia. Not that I'm trying to make any comparisons... ;-P

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  339. Face it... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    ...we Americans are lazy and ineffective workers. Asians are a lot more productive than we are.

    Either we get on the stick, or we won't be able to float our economic advantage over other countries for long; they'll just trade "around" us, leaving nothing but a convienent place to house executive offices with friendly laws.

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  340. Moving Abroad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telemarketers decamp en-masse to Mexico or Cuba.

    Legislation? We don't need your Yanqui Legistlation.

  341. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by Kenneth · · Score: 1


    You don't. Unless the telco's are going to shut down the offenders on their own (and do you think they will?) we'll basically start to get our calls from other countries.


    I already do get most of my telemarketer calls from other countries.

    The correct answer for annoying telemarketing, as well as annoying spam is not to go after the "Direct Marketing" firms. Instead go after those who hire them.

    Don't go after the guy spamming you. He can hide, he can move around, he can spoof addresses, and make it difficult. Instead, nail the company that hired him. If they want to sell to you, they have to have a way to exchange mone for goods or services. There has to be a way to contact them, and therefore they by necessity can not hide.

    Going after the spammer, or telemarketer makes you feel better, and is more immeadate, but making it financially risky for a company to use either will be a far more permanant solution, and will prevent at least U.S. companies from using either technique. Then it would be simply foreign companies that might telemarket or spam, but since international purchases are always a bit more complicated, it should permanantly knock spam and telemarketing back.

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  342. Re:2 million jobs? Sh'yeah, right. by o'reor · · Score: 1
    When the DNC list first appeared, the Direct Marketing Association shrieked that telemarketing contributed $600 billion to the GNP. That's 6% of the economy. A quick poll of friends showed they didn't buy *anything* from phone spammers, so that number was immediately suspect.

    This also shows how stupid it is to evaluate the development level of a country based on its sole GNP. Do they also count the amount of money wasted on cleaning up beaches after an oil spill ? Does that reflect the development level of a country ? I thought that a developed country was one where industrial accidents rarely happened. Are telemarketers actively taking part in the development of a country when only 10% of the people they call will actually buy something? Are parasites of the economic system also considered to be contributors to the GNP? Lawyers? Drug dealers, anyone? Do we count in the same GNP both the amount of money made by the tobacco industry and the amount of money spent on curing lung cancers?

    I think it is time to drop this "Gross" National Product criterion for judging the development level of a country. It's a buzz word in the media, but it obfuscates the overal view we can have on the development of a nation.

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  343. two millions..? by kipple · · Score: 1

    two millions jobs? Now,

    1. who are those 2 millions assholes?
    2. if spam is really so "cheap" to send, what are those two millions jobs used for? counter-fighting lawsuits?
    3. hope they will stard spamming each other because of that.

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  344. I agree with you here... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    The American made cars were crap. They aren't so crappy now, having just won kudos for having longer laster higher quality components that have cut down on repair shop time.

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  345. How is Ford not an American Car Company? by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    Their Headquaters is in the United States, their profits come to the United States, even though most parts and final assemblies are peformed outside of the United States.

    Toyota is headquartered in Japan. Their profits go to Japan, hence it isn't an American Company, even though most parts and most final assembly is performed in the United States.

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  346. That's True... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    However, Ford is still headquartered in the United States. Their profits come back into the United States. If Ford didn't have quite so much in legacy costs, unlike Nissan which has little in legacy costs, they could have more parts made in the United States.

    These legacy costs are nearly crushing the Big Two, (Ford and GM) both of which spend more on insurance and pensions then they do on steel every year...

    (Legacy costs being retirement pensions, health insurance and such...)

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  347. Rise of not-for-profit telemarketing charities? by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    Many of the debt-relief/counseling corporations in the U.S. are registered as not-for-profit corporations to take advantage of certain laws. Perhaps the do-not-call list will simply lead to an explosion of ostensibly not-for-profit telemarketing "charities." The current telemarketers will register as not-for-profit corporations with some statement about how all profits after taxes go to charity. Then, the telemarketers are back to business as usual, representing commercial clients, but calling as a charities (allowed by the do-not-call list). Perhaps, existing charities with their own telemarketing departments will be take initial advantage of this loophole.

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  348. Re:Not just spam, but crap wages for their own peo by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

    The calls may originate in India, but the companies still have some level of US presence. It may be little more then a distribution center, but it can still be shut down and siezed in lieu of payment. Plus federal arrest warrents could be issued and probably would be if offshoring became a big enough problem and it happend to be an election cycle.

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  349. Why? by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    We already know the true side of telemarketters.

    So if I made a business hiring kids to allow others to deficate/urinate on them (I wouldn't be surprised if there's a market for this), and when a special interest groups tries to shut me down, I can cry fowl?

    What I don't understand is how a person goes to a telemarketing company and agrees to do this. There are, if not far more profitable, then just as profitable, jobs that are just as shitty.

    Isn't there a law against offering jobs that are demoralizing and demeaning?

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  350. And, since everything's being outsourced... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    those two million jobs are grossly underpaid Indians and Russians, from the sound of it.

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  351. No kidding? by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, freedom of speech grants the right to say something; not the right to force others to listen.

    Thanks for clearing that up.
    Now I can throw away all those "Dixie Chicks" CDs.

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