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  1. Well, I Know What I'm Doing... on Linux Foundation Announces 2010 "We're Linux" Video Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been using Linux since '94. And it's dorky "community" stunts like this that make me want to disassociate and pretend I still used Windows.

    "Hey Kids! Let's put on a show!"

    "Oh, super! I can recite all the dialogue to "...Holy Grail!" What can everyone else do?"

  2. "Cyber-Attackers" !!! Oooh, Scary! on Hackers Attack AU Websites To Protest Censorship · · Score: 1

    "The Man" better look out!

  3. Geeks Watch the Superbowl on Superbowl Tech Ads, 1976–Present · · Score: 1

    It's Nerds who don't watch the Superbowl. Get it right.

  4. Better to be REJECTED by the Superbowl Network on Superbowl Tech Ads, 1976–Present · · Score: 1

    Days before the game and the only ad I've heard about or seen is that stupid gay dating spot that every blog and media outlet in America now feels they are duty-bound to embed so as to strike a blow for gay rights. Next year you will see the most outrageous, never-really-designed-to-air spots getting hyped as "too daring for [superbowl network], watch them on [this alternate media outlet]." It will serve the morons right if the network *does* run the spot and takes their (unbudgeted) multi-million dollar fee.

  5. So, the Fetus *IS* a Child, then...? on The New National Health Plan Is Texting · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Thanks, Obama Administration! Glad to hear it! Was starting to think that maybe your political agenda was getting in the way of your science...

  6. This is The Big Dance on Once Again, US DoJ Opposes Google Book Search · · Score: 2, Informative

    The book industry is acting just like the music industry was in the early 2000's. Publishers should try to work with google instead of against them. It's in their (and the public's) best interest.

    Substitute "Napster" for "Google" in your statement to see how wrong it is.

    Everyone on both sides know the digital transmogrification of the book publishing industry is inevitable. But Google has been the Barbarian at the Tea Party, acting like submission to Mountain View was the best and only route authors and publishers could take. In walks Jobs, looking all natty with his turtleneck and iPad, with whispered promises of doing for the publishing industry with his blend of sleek device and e-commerce what he did for music. Then there's Amazon and Sony, both with vested interests in not killing the golden e-goose of digital book retailing. Google doesn't want this to play out, they're looking to brute-force their way in. Too fuckin' bad, sez me.

    As a writer and a reader, I've got no problem with the iTunes-ification of publishing. As a consumer and a citizen, Google scares the hell out of me.

  7. And Microsoft Loses to Google AGAIN! on Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come on, Bill, what's all this "Ask" crap about? In a Man's World, you just take someone's data, you don't "Ask" like some panty-waist privacy advocate! You think Sergey Brin would "ask" before he takes my data? Hell, no! Sergey will just take it, sell it to the NSA, and then create an Android app that will let me dial in and get it back again -- for a fee.

    Seriously, Bill... first combating world hunger, then curing disease, and now ASKing me before you breach my privacy? You're getting soft. Time to turn that Borg implant in your Slashdot avatar over to Sergey, I'm afraid...

  8. Shocked. Shocked, I Tell You. on Google and NSA Teaming Up · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anyone thinks this is the first collaboration between Google and the NSA, I've got a wall in China I want to sell you.

  9. Well, I Guess "HipHop" Is the New Champ! on Facebook's HipHop Also a PHP Webserver · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I never thought that anything could ever take the award for "Most Stupidly Named Software" away from the Ubuntu distros.

    Congrats again, HipHop! Can I get a Fist-Bump?!

  10. A Marketing Shark Feeding Frenzy on Google Releases Chrome OS Tablet Concept Demo · · Score: 5, Funny

    the iPad could have serious competition

    Once Apple has figured out to whom this is being marketing.

    The whole Apple-Yahoo-MS-Google circle jerk posturing is delirious. If next week Steve Jobs called a press conference and sliced his dick off with a silver scalpel in a room full of stunned reporters, I have no doubt that -- not to be outdone -- Sergey Brin would cut off his with a chainsaw on nation-wide TV seven days later.

    And no one in the tech punditry -- all happy just to have jobs and something to write about besides the latest PC graphics card -- would question *WHY* these idiots are emasculating themselves, they'd just write tedious "thought" pieces contrasting the metaphors of Job's elegant, shiny castration versus Brin's use of loud horsepower.

  11. Try to Suppress Those High School Memories, kay? on Will Your Super Bowl Party Anger the Copyright Gods? · · Score: 1

    The Onion's already gone there and underscored that silliness is not the only thing which hardcore nerds and jocks have in common.

  12. Atlas Shrugged (cuz he could! LOL!! ;)) on Students Failing Because of Poor Grammar · · Score: 1

    It's death by Twitter: "I'm such a self-absorbed, self-promoting whore that I will text total strangers my every waking thought (such as they are...) but I will do it in such a way as to be illegible to anyone with better than an 8th grade education."

    Personally, I'd have preferred lead in the goblets or a Barbarian invasion, but I guess one does not get to choose these things...

  13. Privatize Space Program. Nationalize Healthcare. on Reported Obama Plan Would Privatize Manned Launches · · Score: 1

    It's not about logic, it's all about the size of the voting bloc whom you can make beholden to you.

  14. Mom?! Is That You?? on Fujitsu Readies Lawsuit Over "iPad" Name · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many times has dad told you that you mustn't drink and post on slashdot...?

  15. Leeme Get This Straight: So, Under Obama... on Obama Choosing NOT To Go To the Moon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...the Space Administration will be focused on terrestrial science?

    Man, some days the jokes just write themselves.

  16. "Free Online Newspaper With Your HBO" on Newsday Gets 35 Subscriptions To Pay Web Site · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's how I have heard this categorized here in the NY area. See, if you are a Cablevision/Optimum Online sub, you get Newsday Online for free. "That's a $260 Value -- If You Sign Before Midnight Tonight!"

    Remember, Newsday is owned by The Dolans, the certifiably insane family that also owns and/or operates Madison Square Garden, the Knicks, the Rangers, the Liberty, Clearview Cinemas, the Beacon Theater, Radio Friggin' Music Hall, and prolly my toaster oven as well, haven't checked lately. This isn't about love or money for the newspaper, this is about things like "synergies" and "paradigms" and "leverage." These are the kind of robber baron sociopaths who would burn an orphanage they own to the ground if the price of diapers got higher than they had budgeted, or they needed to light a lot of their cigars at once and they only had one match left.

  17. So, Only 18,500 Individuals Capable of Breeding? on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like where we'll be at after another three seasons of American Idol.

  18. Good. Glad to Hear It. on 75% of Linux Code Now Written By Paid Developers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rely upon Linux for my business. If something isn't all it should be, or developments don't happen as fast as they could, I'm gratified to know that money is changing hands and somebody might get canned and replaced by another, better professional.

    If Linux wants to sit at the adults' table -- and it clearly has the depth and breadth of functionality to do so -- then there needs to be the kind of professional accountability in its developers that only a paycheck can engender.

  19. Never Mind the Typo. "Pooh Pooh" ?!?!! on Researchers Pooh-Pooh Algae-Based Biofuel · · Score: 1

    I've always been more of an Eeyore man myself.

  20. Wow, Why Didn't I Think of That?!? on An Artist's View of the Modern Music Biz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What they 'need' is to grow organically to the point of extreme popularity

    And it's Just. That. Simple!!

  21. Blog from a New Jersey "Internet Technologist" ? on Offline Book "Lending" Costs US Publishers Nearly $1 Trillion · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    What happened... the bartender you wanted to interview for his opinion on the latest Ubuntu distro didn't return your call?

  22. I Blame the Twitter Mentality on Blizzard Adds Timestamps To WoW Armory · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just glancing at this cursorily (it's slashdot, after all...), this seems like a WoW character's twitter feed. Blizzard prolly thought that was a cool feature: I mean, who doesn't want to communicate their every activity throughout the day in real time to a thousand of their closest friends, and via a website to a billion more complete strangers? Blizzard has watched a generation replace their privacy with "oooh, shiny" and figures they are just giving customers what they want.

    Congrats to Blizzard. Shame on the rest of us.

  23. Re:Game/Orchestral/Movie Scores are the new Classi on Video Game Music Recognition Gets a Boost · · Score: 1

    those of us who have been following what serious music have been doing for the past 80 or so years

    Christ, and I thought *I* was old...!

  24. Mechwarrior II: The Trend Begins on Video Game Music Recognition Gets a Boost · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jeehun Hwang's soundtrack to that Activision 1995 Game of the Year stunned me when I first heard it. Each track was an mp3 on the game disc, and I played it like CD for years in my car. It transformed a giant robot game into Wagner.

  25. Geek Sociologists Replacing Jock Sociologists on Should Gaming Worlds Join the Workplace? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The same was said about sports. "Leadership... teamwork... initiative... coordination... motivation... blah... blah... etc." And they were right. Up to a point. What I'd like to see commissioned is a study comparing the two: who makes for a better Future Corporate Asshole, the quarterback of the high school football team, or the high school WoW guild leader?

    The element of a virtual world that I'd like to see in my RL workspace is a large rail gun out of Eve Online that I could use to convince clients to pay on time...