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Fujitsu Readies Lawsuit Over "iPad" Name

gyrogeerloose writes "In an event eerily reminiscent of Cisco's suit over Apple's use of the 'iPhone' name, Japanese firm Fujitsu is consulting its attorneys in preparation for going to court over Apple's use of 'iPad' for its latest computing device. Quoted in a New York Times story, Masahiro Yamane, director of Fujitsu's public relations division, said 'It's our understanding that the name is ours.' Fujitsu's application to trademark the iPad name stalled because of an earlier filing by another company and the US Patent and Trademark Office listed Fujitsu's application as abandoned in early 2009, but the company revived its application in June. Apple, which has applied for an international trademark on 'iPad' through a proxy company, has filed a number of requests with the US Patent Office for more time to oppose Fujitsu's application."

367 comments

  1. welp by poetmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ipad as a name is about as bad as it can get for apple, due to all the jokes and the SNL skit. Is itablet also trademarked?

    1. Re:welp by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Fujitsu sees a way to make a little scratch and stick it to Apple, as lord knows the name is awful... Just awful...

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    2. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is iPad worse than Thinkpad? Or notepad.exe. Grow up people, pad is a perfectly fine and useful English word.

    3. Re:welp by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you paid attention to the Twitter feed when the iPad was announced, the jokes were coming from a lot of hot and bothered women. This is one area where they let their hair down and get nasty.

    4. Re:welp by adisakp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ipad as a name is about as bad as it can get for apple, due to all the jokes and the SNL skit. Is itablet also trademarked?

      It's actually a MAD TV Skit

    5. Re:welp by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ipad as a name is about as bad as it can get for apple, due to all the jokes and the SNL skit. Is itablet also trademarked?

      It's actually a MAD TV Skit

      ...And a fine example of how dreadfully unfunny Mad TV was, too. Still, they get bonus points for the fact that Apple used the name.

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    6. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iCarumba!!

    7. Re:welp by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another great reason not to use twitter!

    8. Re:welp by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Humor does not always make sense, and trying to apply logic to it is a fool's errand.

      Why is iPad funny while notpad.exe and thinkpad are not? Because it is.

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    9. Re:welp by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Why is iPad worse than Thinkpad? Or notepad.exe. Grow up people, pad is a perfectly fine and useful English word.

      There's nothing 'un-fine' or 'un-useful' about the word, but around these parts a 'pad' is a usually a feminine hygiene product. iTampon would be equally useful and fine. It would also be equally unfortunate.

      Other types of 'pad' exist, but those terms seem to be falling out of use due to the feminine hygiene industry and their relentless advertising. Successful advertising, too, since this is the first thing I personally thought of when reading that new product name - some kind of electronic feminine hygiene offering...

    10. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd accept that explanation if iPad was actually funny. Maybe I just routinely repress all thoughts of feminine hygiene products, but my first thoughts go to knee pads, shoulder pads and notepads. The last makes the iPad name obvious and mundane. The only problem is its similarity to iPod, though that's probably intentional.

    11. Re:welp by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM’s Thinkpad sounds like an intelligent choice and a good product. Mac’s iPad sounds like...

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    12. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another great reason not to use women!

    13. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get all worked up. Remember all the immaturity with the Nintendo Wii, yet it's a household name now.

      Think of the word "pod"... what the hell does a pod have to do with music?

      Bah, save a headache or two and move on... it's the internet, an infinite bitch forum.

    14. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's nothing 'un-fine' or 'un-useful' about the word, but around these parts a 'pad' is a usually a feminine hygiene product.

      Where the hell are "these parts"? The first thing I think of when someone says "pad" is a pad of paper.

    15. Re:welp by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Funny

      News at 11: Not everyone finds the same things funny.
      Up next: Do different people prefer different colors?

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    16. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you paid attention to the Twitter feed when the iPad was announced, the jokes were coming from a lot of hot and bothered women. This is one area where they let their hair down and get nasty.

      Then perhaps we are telling the wrong gender to act more mature. In the immortal words of many parents, "Grow up, both of you."

      And I don't think that women have a problem letting their hair down and getting nasty. There's a reason the word "cunt" predates Twitter by about 700 years. Just sayin'...

    17. Re:welp by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      For us, that's a 'notepad'

    18. Re:welp by Anachragnome · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "If you paid attention to the Twitter feed when the iPad was announced, the jokes were coming from a lot of hot and bothered women. This is one area where they let their hair down and get nasty."

      Ok, I understand this is Slashdot, and all, but this comment is just so pathetic. For me, this comment is a perfect example of the power of marketing and how even supposedly "tech savvy and thus obviously intelligent" people fall for the lamest marketing.

      I don't "pay attention to the twitter feed" because I quickly realized it is the ultimate rumor mill, NOTHING more. The Marketeers planned it that way folks. It is a marketing rail that some people actually CAN use for other purposes, but realistically use for...well, gossiping.

      As for the devices they are "gossiping" about, the changes from one generation of device to the next, even across developers, is so minutely incremental that only those with disposable cash can afford to keep up with "the latest" (which is all they are really doing. The latest "incarnation" is rarely anything that novel or different). The features are of limited value to begin with. Really, how many fucking ways do you need to communicate with someone? Do you really need access to the web when you leave the house? Can't you get through a few hours without consulting an electronic device for insight?

      The Marketeers have finally figured out how to milk the "Tech Savvy and thus obviously intelligent" crowd...and let the tech savvy still think they are making informed, intelligent decisions about the technology we humans really need. The iPad ain't it, folks.

      Think about it. This is what amounts to a highly over-priced Netbook with a phone jammed in it. Net result? Your COMPUTER is now locked to service contracts.

      It all reeks of the old "getting one up on the Joneses" meme that, in the past, primarily inflicted the insecure-but-somehow-rich, yet now pervades the tech geeks as well.

      *prepares to be carpet-bombed*

    19. Re:welp by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I suggest you inform your local professional football team's linebackers that they are all using feminine hygiene products.

    20. Re:welp by khellendros1984 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm in California. The first thing I thought of was "Wow, it sounds just like iPod", the second thing I thought was that it reminded me of a pad of paper. Someone would have to say "maxi pad" or "sanitary napkin" before I thought of the feminine hygiene product first.

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    21. Re:welp by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      'shoulder pads'

      Especially when you send your mom out to buy them.

    22. Re:welp by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People still watch SNL after the age of 16? Wow ...

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    23. Re:welp by sdpuppy · · Score: 1

      I suggest you inform your local professional football team's linebackers that they are all using feminine hygiene products.

      Which side?

      The kisses X or the hugs O ?

      thxby

    24. Re:welp by GIL_Dude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, I am sure they will claim that the play is on the "iPod" name. However, I think that they are really going for the iPADD name (PADD as in Personal Access Data Display from Star Trek http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/PADD). They can't make it too obvious I guess because Paramount would sue them. But when I see a slate form factor machine like this I immediately think PADD.

    25. Re:welp by dmneoblade · · Score: 1

      Because "iSlate" sounded a heck of a lot better.

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    26. Re:welp by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Well, they could have called it "iPod embiggen", another perfectly cromulent word.

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    27. Re:welp by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      as lord knows the name is awful... Just awful...

      I agree - although I guess they couldn't go with the "istale" (or given its vaporware status, the "IsLate").

      But I say good luck to Fujitsu. I think it's a justified use of trademark law if they're products in the same or similar market (which is what trademark law is meant to protect).

      I mean, if I started releasing "Mac" computers, how soon would it be before I got a call from Apple's lawyers?

    28. Re:welp by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Ipad as a name is about as bad as it can get for apple, due to all the jokes and the SNL skit. Is itablet also trademarked?

      It's actually a MAD TV Skit

      ...And a fine example of how dreadfully unfunny Mad TV was, too. Still, they get bonus points for the fact that Apple used the name.

      In this case it's unfunny because men fear menstruation more than death. But yes, it's really impressive that, Mad TV, show after show, has been able to home in on and fully exploit the essence of non-humor.

      In my humble opinion. :-)

    29. Re:welp by maxume · · Score: 1

      I bet if you waited a year, "Net result? Your COMPUTER is now locked to service contracts" would still not be true for the majority of the people that read your comment.

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    30. Re:welp by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "i" is a lot more trivial and insignificant than "Think" or "Note" - not to mention that notepad is a pre-existing word, so people are less likely to think of the association.

    31. Re:welp by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're missing some context here. The Twitter feed I was reading was among writers and web comic artists on how to use the iPad for creating and/or displaying content. For writers, the iPad is in the same ballgame as the Kindle for ebooks and what that means for publishing as a whole. For the web comic artists, being able to present their archives or create a 24-page comic in near full-sized and color is absolutely amazing. I'm looking at the iPad as a portable writing device and a platform to develop apps since I was never enchanted with the iPhone/Touch.

      What Apple does very well - beside fleecing the masses of their hard earned money - is enabling artists and programmers to create content. That content is what feeds the need for every new generation of Apple hardware.

    32. Re:welp by Nakor+BlueRider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ipad as a name is about as bad as it can get for apple, due to all the jokes and the SNL skit. Is itablet also trademarked?

      If you think about it, people said the same thing about the Wii, but the extra publicity only helped out Nintendo.

    33. Re:welp by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      Ok, I understand this is Slashdot, and all, but this comment is just so pathetic. For me, this comment is a perfect example of the power of marketing and how even supposedly "tech savvy and thus obviously intelligent" people fall for the lamest marketing.

      I don't "pay attention to the twitter feed" because I quickly realized it is the ultimate rumor mill, NOTHING more.

      Twitter is only gossip if you subscribe to gossip.

      Like just about every tool there is, it can be used for good, or bad. There are things that twitter is very good at. Think of the internet. just because stupid people found out about it and produced a lot of crap doesn't mean the internet as a whole is a bad thing. Grocery store pulp fiction novels don't turn all the great literature of the past into schlock. Twitter is the same.

      You do know that slashdot posts it's headlines to Twitter, right? And they link to the discussion. Multiple other sites work this way, too.

      Twitter can be used as a sort of meta-aggregate. I can subscribe to the EFF, slashdot, techdirt, boing boing, michael geist, etc. and get all the headlines on one page, rather than navigating through several different websites. when something sounds interesting, I click it and go straight to the article. It is a time saver.
      And it let's un-tech-savvy people update their website from my cellphone.

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    34. Re:welp by WinterSolstice · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, and to be fair, they've been selling these things since 2002, when Apple was still making (just) computers
      http://www.dealtime.com/xPF-Fujitsu-Fujitsu-IPAD-100-10

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    35. Re:welp by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      They are going to rename the iPhone OS to "Wings." And the three different memory sizes will be "Light," "Min," and "Max". I'm going out on day one to buy a Max iPad with Wings.

    36. Re:welp by kaffiene · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wondering... has it ever occurred to you that you might be a geek?

    37. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you paid attention to the Twitter feed

      Turn in your geek card and kill yourself. Why would any geek on slashdot care what people do on Twitter?

    38. Re:welp by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      When I see iPad and hear about Steve Jobs making his announcement, the voice in my head says "Steve Jabs". (Is that a Brooklyn or NY accent?)

    39. Re:welp by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Good thing they didn't call it the iPud, or it would come up awfully short in the marketplace...

    40. Re:welp by jcoy42 · · Score: 1

      Oh, that explains it. For a while there, I thought they actually made that crappy product! I just don't see why they didn't wait until April 1st..

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    41. Re:welp by timeOday · · Score: 1

      There are some extremely talented people on SNL. Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen are well worth the $0 price of admission IMHO. (Would I watch it without a PVR for selective viewing, well, no).

    42. Re:welp by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      iI iDon't iKnow iWhy iIt's iWorse. iSeriously. iCan iSomeone iTell iMe iWhy iPad iIs iA iStupid iName?

      iI iKnow iThis iIs iRendundant, iJust iSayin'.

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    43. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't think of maxi pad when they announced that it would be Mac's iPad. It sounds waaay to close to be taken seriously.

    44. Re:welp by WoRLoKKeD · · Score: 1

      Nah. The Wii is still selling.

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    45. Re:welp by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Uh, the iPod went on sale in 2001, so Apple had at least established a beachhead on the iP* portable devices claim...

      (which is not to say that that this trademark infringement is justified, or iPad a particularly good name)

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    46. Re:welp by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Twitter can be used as a sort of meta-aggregate. I can subscribe to the EFF, slashdot, techdirt, boing boing, michael geist, etc. and get all the headlines on one page, rather than navigating through several different websites. when something sounds interesting, I click it and go straight to the article. It is a time saver.

      Back in my day, we had to use these rickety old things RSS Readers, and we liked it. Ah, how I miss 2008.

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    47. Re:welp by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "because men fear menstruation more than death"

      Yeah right, just like beards scare the shit out of women....

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    48. Re:welp by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      We don't get SNL over here in Australia but it has had a reputation for promoting great comedians since the 70's...
      Jim and John Belushi.
      Eddie Murphy
      Billy Crystal
      Dan Acroyd
      Chevy Chase
      Will Ferrell
      Bill Murray
      Mike Myres
      ...are just a few of the talented people on that list but perhaps your too "grown up" to appreciate their humour.

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    49. Re:welp by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "For the web comic artists, being able to present their archives or create a 24-page comic in near full-sized and color is absolutely amazing."

      So Apple gets to sell you a home computer AND a netbook (with a phone you say you don't need) all so you can do what you can do on the home computer...well, anywhere?

      Looking at the specs on the iPad (and knowing what kind of hardware you need to do any REAL graphics processing...20 layers of Photoshop is going to lock up solid on an iPad), I'm guessing you're going to be doing most of it on the home machine anyways.

      So, you essentially bought Apple's sales pitch hook, line and sinker.

    50. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, the iPad is not locked to service contracts...

    51. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can Bunny Swan not be funny?

    52. Re:welp by abigor · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's guys with beards who are also dressed in robes who scare women. If they also happen to be carrying a book, then everyone should run.

    53. Re:welp by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What part of presentation don't you understand? If you know anything about developing software or content for the iPhone/Touch/iPad (which I seriously doubt you do), you will need a Mac to do the work. Yes, I bought into the Apple marketing over five years ago with a Mac mini (PPC).

      BTW, There is talk among some web comic artists of using the iPad like a Wacom drawing tablet. With the right stylus and software, the iPad could be used for drawing. Won't be Photoshop. Then again, Photoshop sucks even on the Mac.

    54. Re:welp by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It's not our fault you never understood the Bass-o-matic.

    55. Re:welp by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, in the 70's and early 80's some good comedians came out of SNL.

      Now, if we could just invent a time machine and go back, you would have a strong point.

    56. Re:welp by russotto · · Score: 1

      We don't get SNL over here in Australia but it has had a reputation for promoting great comedians since the 70's...

      You used present perfect tense. You wanted past perfect tense. Nowadays, SNL has a reputation for not being funny. The only thing which kept them from being completely unfunny recently was Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impressions.

    57. Re:welp by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

      That will be the next-generation version: the Max iPad.

    58. Re:welp by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

      Wow, I should have read more comments before replying.

    59. Re:welp by Random5 · · Score: 1

      Fujitsu are selling an IPAD, not an iPad or even iPAD. Could McDonalds claim patent infringement over something else because it started with Mc? They'd also have a good case for appending a letter to the start of what something the produced is similar to from well... email.

    60. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      likewise, i didn't catch on right away, but my girlfriend sure did.

    61. Re:welp by bennomatic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      RSS, nothing. I think of Twitter as being a sort of web-based, persistent version of IRC. It's just a bunch of people chatting with each other, or with nobody at all.

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    62. Re:welp by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Apple started shipping the iPod in 2001.

    63. Re:welp by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Some people need a spoon, some people need a shovel. If you've got an iPhone and it meets your needs, great. If you've got a Core 2 Duo laptop or an even more capable desktop and it meets your needs, that's great, too.

      But some people don't want a spoon or a shovel. If you're a chef, a ladle is much more useful. Apple feel they've just introduced the ladle in this metaphor. It's not for everyone, but that doesn't mean that people who think they'll use it are suckers. It's a well designed piece of hardware which does exactly what it says it does.

      Should you buy it if you want to do 20-layer photoshop editing? No. Should you buy it if you're writing heaps of code? No. But there are lots of reasons you might want to display your work on a different device than what you use to create it. In the GP's example, a netbook wouldn't cut the mustard, and if they have some kind of pro desktop that they can't haul around, this is a reasonably-priced alternative to a laptop.

      Two more thoughts on netbooks:
      1- They're cramped and uncomfortable to use. There may be some nice fast ones, but the few I've tried out didn't impress me at all in overall usability. 2- What netbook can you get that has 3G wireless built in for $629?

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    64. Re:welp by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      It's also an anagram for PDA, and it's a nice homage to PA Semiconductor, the company they bought which made it all possible.

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    65. Re:welp by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      1. Nobody's talking about patent infringement.
      2. McDonalds couldn't claim against McSomething, but that's not parallel. What's more similar here is McDonalds suing over MCDONALDS. Which I think is perfectly reasonable provided we all agree that it's okay to sue over McDonalds (which, maybe not, because that's a name so it's kind of weird in the first place -- I don't think iPad is a common human name, though I'm not aware of the common names of all countries).
      3. Prepending a letter, particularly 'i', is common but that doesn't make it un-trademarkable. Apple is a trademark, and it's been an actual dictionary word for ages. See http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/metaschool/fisher/domain/tm.htm#3. The iPad is a suggestive mark under that categorization, as is the IPAD, but they are in very similar product lines -- a phone and a scaled-up-phone-without-a-phone-in-it :).

    66. Re:welp by Random5 · · Score: 1

      But IPAD was around before iPad, and dakameleon was talking about claiming IPAD was too similar to iPod. Read the post I'm replying too, your reply is missing the point.

    67. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPad is bad because of a whole lot of reasons but the name is good since it distracts quiet perfectly from them.

    68. Re:welp by drkim · · Score: 1

      Actually - one of the rejected names was:

      Maxi-Pod

    69. Re:welp by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      And in firefox I've setup a smart folder that searches my live bookmarks for unread RSS entries, so even with a dozen or so feeds I still only need to look in one place. So I still can't see the point of twitter for aggregation.

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    70. Re:welp by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Jim Belushi. - he's terrible, not funny in the least
      John Belushi - great in The Blues Brothers, the nothing after
      Eddie Murphy - Bevilly Hills Cop was a long time ago and not that funny. As a voice actor in Shrek he is good.
      Billy Crystal - Never good, not even in The Princess Bride
      Dan Acroyd - Just not funny.
      Chevy Chase - Not funny
      Will Ferrell - Make him go away, please
      Bill Murray - Hasn't made me laugh in decades, though I still like to see him on screen
      Mike Myres - Hit and miss, best in Shrek as a voice actor

      Most of these names are from the 80s and weren't even funny then. Yes, SNL has launched careers, but it's done it for the wrong people.

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    71. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPad was parodied by MadTV in 2005.

    72. Re:welp by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Ahh I see, so you're a "pull my finger" type of guy.

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    73. Re:welp by Xyde · · Score: 1

      Really? People did 20+ layers on 1Ghz G4 chips all day, you really think a multicore (possibly quad-core?) Cortex A9 can't handle it?

    74. Re:welp by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      ...were coming from a lot of hot and bothered women. This is one area where they let their hair down and get nasty.

      TMI !!

    75. Re:welp by macslut · · Score: 1

      "fine and useful English"
      I think the word you're looking for is "cromulent".

    76. Re:welp by stjobe · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if they put on their wizard's robe and hat?

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    77. Re:welp by rhook · · Score: 1

      What Apple does very well - beside fleecing the masses of their hard earned money - is enabling artists and programmers to create content. That content is what feeds the need for every new generation of Apple hardware.

      Because we all know artists and programmers could never create content before Apple came around.

    78. Re:welp by lxs · · Score: 1

      2. McDonalds couldn't claim against McSomething, but that's not parallel. What's more similar here is McDonalds suing over MCDONALDS. Which I think is perfectly reasonable provided we all agree that it's okay to sue over McDonalds (which, maybe not, because that's a name so it's kind of weird in the first place)

      From Wikipedia: In one noteworthy case, McDonald's sued a Scottish café owner called McDonald, even though the business in question dated back over a century

      Weird it is, okay it is not, as I remarked yesterday to my buddy Ipad.

    79. Re:welp by lxs · · Score: 1

      You've just confirmed my first impression of the iPad: Overpriced digital photo frame.

    80. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Acer-Netbook-8-9-inch-Crystalbrite-Processor/dp/B001MIYOOC

    81. Re:welp by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      'iPhoneBig' would be more appopriate from what I understand of the hardware.

      Although it doesn't appear to have voice telephony so perhaps 'iTouchBig' would be more appropriate..less so if you realise it sounds like a dubious forum nickname akin to 'HungDaddy' from Southpark....

    82. Re:welp by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      With the amount of publicity that surrounds a new release by any of the major players in a marketplace (MS, Apple, Nintendo, Google, etc., depending on the particular marketplace), I seriously doubt the “extra” publicity over a silly / stupid name is going to get anyone to buy it who otherwise wouldn’t have heard of it or bought it.

      (I could almost have included Sony in that list, because of their PlayStation line. It was a borderline call, and I decided to leave them out.)

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    83. Re:welp by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      People did 20+ layers on 1Ghz G4 chips all day

      Yes, using PhotoShop 7.0...

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    84. Re:welp by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Except that there are no replies, what rules out all the actualy useful uses of IRC.

      On a second tought, that is a bad analogy.

    85. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try getting all your favourite bands to post all of their news on an rss feed...

      caveat, not all of my favourite bands are on twitter but enough are that it is way more useful than going to their individual websites

    86. Re:welp by yabos · · Score: 1

      They were probably on the rag

    87. Re:welp by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, That video mode is supported. :)

    88. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no ...

    89. Re:welp by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      "For the web comic artists, being able to present their archives or create a 24-page comic in near full-sized and color is absolutely amazing."

      So Apple gets to sell you a home computer AND a netbook (with a phone you say you don't need) all so you can do what you can do on the home computer...well, anywhere?

      Looking at the specs on the iPad (and knowing what kind of hardware you need to do any REAL graphics processing...20 layers of Photoshop is going to lock up solid on an iPad), I'm guessing you're going to be doing most of it on the home machine anyways.

      So, you essentially bought Apple's sales pitch hook, line and sinker.

      No, Apple sold him a color eBook reader with backlit and a few extra features.

      Or are you going to also say the Kindle is a ripoff because people can read digital PDF books in the netbooks too?

    90. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A reply on slashdot asking another poster if he thinks he's a geek. Anyone smell a whif of hyporcisy here?

      ipad, iPAAD, itampon for all it matters; every word, seudoword or potential product name in the english language seems be targetted for copyright these days in the hopes that these companies can one day cash in. If it weren't so ridiculous it might actually be funny.

    91. Re:welp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonalds don't own the "Mc" and Apple don't own the "iP"
      FYI: McDonalds sue a restaurant in Malaysia that use the name McCurry and lost the case last year.
      McCurry = Malaysia Chicken Curry

    92. Re:welp by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Follow your favourite band's twitter RSS feed, or get Google Reader to scrape their sites for you. I'm just sayin', twitter ain't designed for aggregation.

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    93. Re:welp by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      It was in fact the iPAD. And I would assume that the trademark is being disputed over the name rather than a graphical/logo form. It's not like the Fujitsu one was being pronounced as something other than "eye-pad", leading to sufficient confusion.

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    94. Re:welp by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Those who can do, those who can't post lame critiques on slashdot.

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    95. Re:welp by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "You used present perfect tense" - Yeah I did, my english parser has good auto error correction hueristics but my english compiler has always been buggy, I had to read it several times to spot WTF you were talking about.

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    96. Re:welp by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Now, if we could just invent a time machine and go back, you would have a strong point."

      What's this "we" bussiness? - Unless you can show me something new about flux capacitors there's no way I'm showing you my tardis designs.

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    97. Re:welp by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Just expressing an opinion. Tell me, in the last 12 months which great comedy performance Billy Crystal held? Chevy Chase? I'll leave it to you then, name 3 performances by any of these great comediennes in the last 18 months.

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  2. Eerily? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's nothing eerie about this situation. Can't people say "reminiscent" without prefacing it?

    1. Re:Eerily? by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's nothing eerie about this situation.

      Well, there wouldn't be anything eerie about Fujitsu's lawsuit, except that their lawyer is a ghost pirate representing the Haunted Amusement Park lawfirm...

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    2. Re:Eerily? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Good point. It's overused, I should have left it off.

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    3. Re:Eerily? by montibbalt · · Score: 1

      [...] except that their lawyer is a ghost pirate [...]

      Is he a ghost pirate or a pirate ghost?

    4. Re:Eerily? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The lawyer is just Old Man Smithers in a costume. Those meddling kids kept him from getting away with it.

    5. Re:Eerily? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Quick, pour some root beer on him.

    6. Re:Eerily? by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      It's not that it's overused, it's that there's absolutely nothing eerie about the situation.

  3. Really now guys... by Rewind · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hate to let you two know, but... well, that name is terrible. Then again iPod and Walkman didn't exactly sound great when they first came out either. WAIT! Maybe that is the secret of good marketing! A terrible name. Quickly to the iInventadrome!

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    1. Re:Really now guys... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      This only works if the underlying technology is half decent. For instance: compare 'Wii' vs 'Zune'.

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    2. Re:Really now guys... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I would like to buy your ilnventadrome

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    3. Re:Really now guys... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what i was thinking.
      When i first heard the name i thought it was used to make fun of ipods and.or Apple.
      The name just sounds more like an insult to me that a real product name.

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    4. Re:Really now guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how Ogg Vorbis took over and why you never hear about MP3 or AAC anymore.

    5. Re:Really now guys... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Which one of those is supposed to be the good one? I own both and they are both at least half decent so which one is supposed to be a better device/name combo.

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    6. Re:Really now guys... by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      That didn't work for the iSmell.

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    7. Re:Really now guys... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I will give you a clue. IT IS NOT the brown one.

    8. Re:Really now guys... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      My Zunes are red and silver and the Wii is white so I am still confused.

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    9. Re:Really now guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Zunes? What's wrong, can't find anyone to squirt with, so you just squirt yourself?

  4. tell them to keep it. by milkmage · · Score: 1

    it will always be the device that shall not be named in my book

    1. Re:tell them to keep it. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Why store it in a book?

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  5. Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple should call it "MacsiPad" instead to both avoid a lawsuit and appeal to female consumers.

    1. Re:Better name by odin84gk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or skip G3 and use WiMax, so you can get the WiMax iPad

    2. Re:Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple should call it "MacsiPad" instead to both avoid a lawsuit and appeal to female consumers.

      It can be done. It will require some adjustments to their accounting. They may have to wait for their next period. Then again, you never know if it's that time of the month of their cycle and they can make adjustments the books without bleeding red. The shareholders would be quite crabby if their earnings don't flow as usual.

    3. Re:Better name by KlomDark · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Oh wow, I didn't even see that obvious name. They really fucked up considering the plural of their other main product is "Macs" - Macs iPad. (Or Mac's iPad)

      Muahahahaha! That's great!

    4. Re:Better name by harmonise · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple should call it "MacsiPad" instead to both avoid a lawsuit and appeal to female consumers.

      Here's the first commercial for it.

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    5. Re:Better name by johncadengo · · Score: 1

      I thought the iPad did appeal to female consumers?

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    6. Re:Better name by sdpuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and this is why slash dotters don't have girlfriends.

    7. Re:Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just iBleed

    8. Re:Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of all the future releases.

      iPad - with wings
      iTampon

    9. Re:Better name by PaKL · · Score: 1

      ...and there goes another previously good keyboard... Damn it!
      Can someone please invent a good keyboard that can withstand a laugh induce spill? Just don't call it iKey!

    10. Re:Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and this is why slash dotters don't have girlfriends.

      no. I dont have girlfriends because my wife wont let me.

    11. Re:Better name by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Then you're not trying hard enough. Ask your mistress how to keep a girlfriend on the side, they usually have good ideas about that...

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    12. Re:Better name by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe your keyboard needs an absorbent layer for extra protection.

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    13. Re:Better name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all seriousness, Apple should probably just give up and admit that brand management aside, in this instance they need to diverge from their typical i* naming leitmotif, and call it the cuntPad.

  6. Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and spin this as a terrible loss, which will unfortunately cause them to come up with a better name.

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    1. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by null8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      iMad fits the bill perfectly, or is it already taken? ;)

    2. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      and spin this as a terrible loss, which will unfortunately cause them to come up with a better name.

      My vote for the new name is "Super iPod Touch"

    3. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      My vote for the new name is "Super iPod Touch"

      Super Ipod Touch would be the Iphone, you want the "Jumbo Ipod Touch"

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    4. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      iPod Magnum. It's more euphonic. That is the marketing secret to a good name.

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    5. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      Super Ipod Touch would be the Iphone, you want the "Jumbo Ipod Touch"

      Well I was going for a Super Mario Brothers reference. You know, the whole mushroom growth thing.

    6. Re:Apple should let Fujitsu have it... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      They should just call it the "i".

  7. Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by genghisjahn · · Score: 5, Funny

    As in stone tablets for all you FSM heretics that never went to Sunday school. However, even with a young earth, it should have entered the public domain by now.

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    1. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Moses didn't go to Sunday School either, he kept Sabbath. Sunday Heretics hmmmph

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    2. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by swillden · · Score: 1

      As in stone tablets for all you FSM heretics that never went to Sunday school. However, even with a young earth, it should have entered the public domain by now.

      Not after Congress makes the next retroactive trademark term extension! All IP terms are going to be extended to 1 billion years, retroactive, so Congress doesn't have to mess with the issue again but the Supreme Court can still argue that the terms are "for a limited time".

      (Actually, trademarks don't have time-limited expirations. They stay valid as long as they remain in use and are defended. Since Moses hasn't been filing all of the lawsuits needed to maintain his trademark, he's lost it).

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    3. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Moses didn't go to Sunday School either, he kept Sabbath. Sunday Heretics hmmmph

      Ozzy Sabbath, or Dio Sabbath?

    4. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by gillbates · · Score: 1

      As in stone tablets for all you FSM heretics...

      I don't know what stone tablets have to do with a Finite State Machine, but I'm no FSM heretic; my programs always transition cleanly from one state to the next, with no muddled undefined states in between.

      And I'm pretty sure Moses cleanly transitioned to his final state as well.

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    5. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Sabbath is from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday.

      Moses could totally have gone to Sunday School.

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    6. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moses didn't go to Sunday School either, he kept Sabbath. Sunday Heretics hmmmph

      Well since pre-Christ the Sabbath was not on Sunday I would guess Moses would have no problem going somewhere on Sunday

    7. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by BlueFireIce · · Score: 1

      It has, but it's only available in The Word format. The source code is not allowed to be edited, and is punishable by eternal damnation. That's why Apple (which we all know is the fruit of Satan) is trying to get in on the action with it's own account of events.

    8. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the Sabbath is Saturday.
      Even for Christians, Sunday isn't the Sabbath, it's the Lord's day, or the first day of the week.

    9. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday.

    10. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      Well, looks like you'd be in a position to know, Archangel Michael. :)

    11. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Mosses "lost it" when he started talking to a bushfire.

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    12. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moses didn't go to Sunday School either, he kept Sabbath. Sunday Heretics hmmmph

      Ozzy Sabbath, or Dio Sabbath?

      Ian Gillan!!!

      Oh, wait....

    13. Re:Moses has dibs on the Tablet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sabbath is not on Sundays. You fail Judaism forever.
      How this became modded insightful is beyond me.

  8. iWhale maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > Japanese firm Fujitsu is consulting its attorneys in preparation for going to court over Apple's use of 'iPad'

    How about change it to iWhale instead? :)

    1. Re:iWhale maybe? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1, Insightful

      FUCK YOU WHALE!

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    2. Re:iWhale maybe? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the coverup. Just leave the whales and dolphins alone, OK?

      Pity the cows and chickens.

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    3. Re:iWhale maybe? by Slutticus · · Score: 0

      AND DOLPHIN!

    4. Re:iWhale maybe? by Terrasque · · Score: 2, Interesting

      iMoby - and I'm half serious about that suggestion..

      http://www.computer-dictionary-online.org/moby.htm?q=moby

      Would probably be too hard to grok for the plebs, though

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  9. That's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got to wonder how long it'll be before Universal goes after them for infringing on the PADD or for the look and feel of LCARS?

  10. iPadMax by fatherjoecode · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd advise Fujitsu to drop it altogether. Given all the jokes going around about Maxi-iPads I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that these marketing dweeds thought that it was a good name. When the presentation was made wasn't there at least one snarky employee in the back snickering?

    1. Re:iPadMax by repetty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      iPad is a great name.

      But we don't have to debate it... in two years we'll know for sure. I think that everyone will have forgotten all about sanitary napkins reference by then.

      Even if you remember the whole iPad/Maxi-Pad thing, when you bring it up everyone around you will tell you how you're getting old.

      Two years is an awfully long time, nowadays.

    2. Re:iPadMax by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      You're pitting Apple's marketing against an entire disposable products industry. And you seem to be betting on the wrong winner.

      I challenge you to compare the number of ads for feminine products vs Apple products, and probably their profit margins as well.

    3. Re:iPadMax by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that these marketing dweeds thought that it was a good name.

      They're trying to ape Nintendo (Wii).

    4. Re:iPadMax by Sardak · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that these marketing dweeds thought that it was a good name.

      It seems to be a common trend lately. This name is almost as bad as Farmers Feed US.

    5. Re:iPadMax by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Apple users tend to argue that in a battle between Apple and British American Tobacco, Apple would come out the winner.

      And we know who'd get crushed in a fight to the death between those two.

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  11. Apple please change the name... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think I'm manly enough to appear in public with the iPad for Women. In fact, I might sue Apple for reminding me of my childhood trauma of being dragged into that particular aisle of the grocery store by my mother.

    1. Re:Apple please change the name... by IANAAC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I might sue Apple for reminding me of my childhood trauma of being dragged into that particular aisle of the grocery store by my mother.

      I take it you're not married.

    2. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure there are some husbands who find it sexy to go after their wives iPad with a pair of pliers.

    3. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might sue Apple for reminding me of my childhood trauma of being dragged into that particular aisle of the grocery store by my mother.

      I take it you're not married.

      I told my wife I'm not buying her feminine products unless she agrees to buy me porn. It's a win-win.

    4. Re:Apple please change the name... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are really worried about appearing manly while using an Apple product? Kind of a lost cause at that point anyway.

    5. Re:Apple please change the name... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Must be this time of the month where most people - especially the mods - loose their sense humor about the obvious.

    6. Re:Apple please change the name... by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 1

      Most of us on this site have never even seen a girl (other than on some porn site)...I'm not interested in seeing their iPads though...

    7. Re:Apple please change the name... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Must be this time of the month where most people - especially the mods - loose their sense humor about the obvious.

      You know, I think what you just said actually has the exact opposite meaning of what you intended...

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    8. Re:Apple please change the name... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Some of us married men are mature enough (and secure enough in our manhoods) to not give a shit if someone sees us in public carrying pads or tampons.

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    9. Re:Apple please change the name... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "loose" should be "loosen". ;)

    10. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not interested in seeing their iPads though...

      and that is where we differ.

    11. Re:Apple please change the name... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Some of us little boys are still traumatized from holding our mother's purse while standing outside the women restroom for eternity.

    12. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you're not married.

      You must b

    13. Re:Apple please change the name... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I take it you're not going to buy the (Product) RED special edition iPad?

      It'll only be available for purchase during the gibbous moon.

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    14. Re:Apple please change the name... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      You must b

      Did someone mention Cand

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    15. Re:Apple please change the name... by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      He's reading slashdot, isn't he? What are the odds that he's married?

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    16. Re:Apple please change the name... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      You have to finish the name like this, Candlejack, wait oh shi

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    17. Re:Apple please change the name... by Curlsman · · Score: 1

      "...not married." That's the supidest statement I've read here in a long time.

    18. Re:Apple please change the name... by ClosedSource · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It's a win-win."

      Until you roll over in bed some morning and wonder what the hell that sticky red stuff is on your face.

    19. Re:Apple please change the name... by drkim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right on Nimey!!

      And some of us are mature and secure enough in our raw, testosterone-gushing, brutal, masculinity to not give a shit if someone sees us out in public carrying a purse full of tampons and pads, while wearing a chiffon tiered, floral print, summer dress with a crisp white cotton bandeau and delicate lace trim. That's how gawdamm masculine we are!!

      ...or is that TMI?

    20. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's one thing I've learnt in the last couple of days, it's that many nerds must have some strange obsession with female hygiene products. When I think of the word "pad", I think of something to write or draw on, something a helicopter lands on, or what I keep my computer mouse on. But each to his own, I guess.

    21. Re:Apple please change the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a win-win-win.

  12. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it'll get them to pick a name that doesn't suck as much shit.

    1. Re:Good by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Maybe it'll get them to pick a name that doesn't suck as much shit.

      That's odd... I thought the implication was that it sucked *blood*.

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    2. Re:Good by ther.geek · · Score: 1

      may be iSuck is the next product name

    3. Re:Good by mjwx · · Score: 1

      That's odd... I thought the implication was that it sucked *blood*.

      "Suck" implies that it does something, I'm pretty sure it just sits there and adsorbs.

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    4. Re:Good by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, it absorbs.

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  13. Double trademark trolls! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    earlier filing by another company

    So what we have is ACME Inc that isnt even named files a trademark on "iPad" knowing full well that Apple prefixes all their products with an i. They do this on the off chance that Apple ever comes out with an "iPad" and they would be able to sue for big bucks. Fujitsu realizes the same thing and tries to put their own trademark on "iPad", but is blocked because someone else already owns it. Now Apple announces a real iPad and Fujitsu is pissed because they don't really own the trademark yet but want sue someone, and ACME Inc hasn't said anything about the trademark that they already own.
    gotta love patent/trademark squatters.

    1. Re:Double trademark trolls! by loftwyr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the article... Fujitsu, which applied for an iPad trademark in 2003

      Intel also used to try to keep the lower case i as their own trademark (as is i386, i486, etc.) before Apple launched the iPod.

      Apple doesn't own the legal or moral rights to the lower case i prefix, they weren't even the first to use it.

    2. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well - I found THIS with a quick google search.

      The article doesn't have a date attached but it totes

      "It houses a powerful Intel processor and can support any 802.11b wireless LAN infrastructure"

      802.11b? B?

      This thing was probably made last decade, and Fujitsu wanted to patent the name THEN. And - like you said, some random Acme Inc probably already had the name patented so that BOTH of them don't have it.

      Unless of course this Acme Inc is the proxy company that Apple uses. In which case, sorry Fujitsu, welcome to the American USPTO,

    3. Re:Double trademark trolls! by megamerican · · Score: 1

      Intel still uses it, i7 being the latest example. It also makes more sense for intel to use it considering their name beings with that letter.

      Why don't we just get rid of Trademarks? If someone is trying to sell a knockoff iPod, i7, etc... then go after them with fraud laws.

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    4. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It also makes more sense for intel to use it considering their name beings with that letter.

      I don't even want to know what the iBM is.

    5. Re:Double trademark trolls! by sjonke · · Score: 1

      Note that I have the moral rights to the lower case j.

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    6. Re:Double trademark trolls! by blueturffan · · Score: 1

      I don't even want to know what the iBM is

      That the new name for OS/2.

    7. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Firedog · · Score: 1

      The iPod came out in late 2001. The iPad (Fujitsu version) came out in 2002. It was a real product. I don't think you can call Fujitsu a trademark troll here.

    8. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      This thing was probably made last decade, and Fujitsu wanted to patent the name THEN.

      It came out in 2002. It's an example of an archaic device which at the time was known as a "Personal Digital Assistant". Its 802.11b was even better than the irDA or Bluetoothh connectivity offered by other models...

      People are saying the name is a ripoff of Apple's iPod name - and since the iPad came out in 2002, a year after iPod, this is possible. But don't forget the iPAQ, which was one of the most successful Windows CE-based PDAs of that era... And which predates the iPod (but not, of course, the iMac...) I'd say Fujitsu was ripping off both names. :)

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    9. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0, Troll

      I didn't say that they did have any extra rights, but it is pretty obvious what they do and that makes them vulnerable to squatters, like the unnamed company in the article. For what it is worth, I hate Apple.

    10. Re:Double trademark trolls! by ukyoCE · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone is arguing Apple should get iEverything by default. The issue here is that there is no Fujitsu iPad, so the trademark should not be upheld. (no idea how that'll actually fly in trademark court)

    11. Re:Double trademark trolls! by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Oh no! What about jQuery?

    12. Re:Double trademark trolls! by residieu · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you'd read the story, you'd see there is a Fujitsu iPad, so sounds like they've got a chance.

    13. Re:Double trademark trolls! by ukyoCE · · Score: 4, Informative

      Story? Huh? You mean the summary right?

      Ok ok, yeah, it looks like there is actually a Fujitsu iPad that is indeed close enough in function to be a conflict with the Apple tablet:

      http://www.currentdirections.com/hardware/fujitsu/ipad100.html

      Wonder how Apple managed to miss something that obvious?

    14. Re:Double trademark trolls! by PPH · · Score: 1

      Or Apple has someone inside the USPTO who sidetracks any applications for names beginning with 'i'. Mystery applications pop up, original applications get put on hold, or the folder falls behind a filing cabinet.

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    15. Re:Double trademark trolls! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Wonder how Apple managed to miss something that obvious?

      They want it, what else should matter?

      Really, though, I think the lesson to be learned here is that Steve's old liver was the source of his RDF. It's clearly no longer in effect.

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    16. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Xiterion · · Score: 1

      That device looks strikingly like the little credit card scanner things the iDrones at Apple retail stores carry around... Would be deliciously ironic if they were actually using them

    17. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      then how do you determine who owns the name? first product sold with a certain name? heres an idea, an on demand paperback book that is a dictionary called i where Word is any word, so an iApple would be a dictionary with the definition of Apple on the cover.

    18. Re:Double trademark trolls! by CompMD · · Score: 1

      ...and Fujitsu has had serious business making and selling tablet computers for almost 20 years.

    19. Re:Double trademark trolls! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      falls behind a filing cabinet.

      Ah, so that's where the "Beware of the Leopard" comes from....

      Oops. Sorry.

      Wrong fantasy. My Bad.

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    20. Re:Double trademark trolls! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      An interesting idea, but it does seem to me it would make it harder to know who's in the wrong. If a company sells an mp3 player called an "iPod", but without trying to claim that you're getting a specific Apple Ipod model, are they guilty of anything? What if they call themselves "Apple", or call the product "Apple iPod"?

      Plus, isn't fraud a criminal issue, which would make it more serious?

    21. Re:Double trademark trolls! by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If they use such a trivial and obvious naming scheme, that's their own fault.

      And this is a good thing for trademarks to work this way. We allow existing words, and trivial variations of them, to be trademarks, but it is good to have a deterrent against companies doing this in such a broad and systematic matter.

    22. Re:Double trademark trolls! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      They only read Slashdot, and thus were unaware of non-Apple products? ;)

    23. Re:Double trademark trolls! by 3.14159265 · · Score: 1

      They couldn't have missed it.
      Maybe this is Apple's new stance when facing trademarks and patents (see the latest love affair with Nokia...): ignore them :)

    24. Re:Double trademark trolls! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "So what we have is ACME Inc that isnt even named files a trademark on "iPad" knowing full well that Apple prefixes all their products with an i."

      Yes, I'm writing this on my iMac iMini. BTW, I don't want to give anybody the wrong impression - a client gave me it for a project (not that there's anything wrong with being gay).

    25. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed. I'm not defending Apple. Like I said, I hate them. At the same time unless the first company actually had a product in mind when they applied for the trademark, then its exploitative. I hope they win.

    26. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Wonder how Apple managed to miss something that obvious?

      They managed to miss the trademark iPhone too when they announced that. It's sort of a trend.

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    27. Re:Double trademark trolls! by sans17 · · Score: 1

      That's easy. BM stands for "calculating device" in Russian. :)

    28. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder how Apple managed to miss something that obvious?

      They didn't. They have lawyers to deal with those obstacles.

    29. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't miss anything... they just chose to ignore it and hoped that they could bully their way into having it the way they want it to be.

    30. Re:Double trademark trolls! by ArghBlarg · · Score: 1

      Yeah well Apple also stomped all over "OS-9" (google 'microware' or 'radisys' if you haven't heard of it). The OS-9 operating system dated back to oh, 1981 or so.. but some butthead judge decided, when Microware objected to Apple's then-latest release, that since Apple was, well, -Apple-, there couldn't -possibly- be any confusion.. even though anyone on usenet's comp.os.os9 was already sick and tired of Mac fanboys posting newbie mac questions there thinking it was a Mac forum; even though OS-9 and Mac OS 9 were both operating systems.. for 68k (and, at that time, PowerPC) processors.. gee, totally different markets. /s

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    31. Re:Double trademark trolls! by drkim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Come to think of it...

      The use of 'Apple' by Apple Computer was first challenged as trademark infringement by the Beatles 'Apple Corps' back in 1978.

      They finally allowed Apple Computer to use it for a cash payoff and a promise that Apple Computer would never get into the music distribution business... something that Apple Computer has never...DOH!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v_Apple_Computer

    32. Re:Double trademark trolls! by trifish · · Score: 1

      Replace "bully their way" with "pay statutory and/or actual trademark infringement damages AND purchase a license from Fujitsu to use the trademark like any decent business should have", and you might be on the right track.

    33. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Xest · · Score: 1

      The same way they managed to miss the need to pay various patent fees owed to Nokia and Kodak before releasing the iPhone I'd imagine.

      Apple seems to think it's above the law.

    34. Re:Double trademark trolls! by Tyyrlym · · Score: 1

      They didn't. They assumed that because they're Apple and the cool kids in the tech world they could just take it and no one would try and stop them.

  14. Am I the only one? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only person who sees this as an excellent opportunity for Apple to ditch the unfortunate moniker and go with something like iSlate? I mean, they can even deliver a bunch of moralizing over the thing. And yes, it'll cost them - but it's going to cost them to keep the iPad too - people are making more fun of the name then they are paying attention to the shiny lights of the product.

    1. Re:Am I the only one? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After Nintendo's success with the Wii, I'm not surprised they would go for such an embarrassing name for their product. I'm just nervous about where the future is taking us.

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    2. Re:Am I the only one? by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Making fun of it involves telling people about it.

      The number of people who wouldn't buy one because of the name is vanishingly small.

      So benefits far outweigh costs.

    3. Re:Am I the only one? by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only person who sees this as an excellent opportunity for Apple to ditch the unfortunate moniker and go with something like iSlate?

      Yes, no one could ever come up with jokes for that name. Especially not if something related to the product is delayed.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      iWii?

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    5. Re:Am I the only one? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Ah, you see, our immediate future is a bunch of ridiculous names. I'm sure Apple will branch out into new fields with something like an iDild, (Dynamic Infrared light detector) or iWipe (Software for cleaning off Apple products).

      By the time we're older they'll have merged more products into one, making for even more ridiculous products, like an iCack, Communicator and commonc Kaleidoscope.

    6. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for my first batch of tasticles to come out of the oven....

    7. Re:Am I the only one? by Camann · · Score: 3, Funny

      Okay, iPoop is coming out.

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    8. Re:Am I the only one? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who sees this as an excellent opportunity for Apple to ditch the unfortunate moniker and go with something like iSlate?

      Didn't iFred iFlintstone have one of those?

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    9. Re:Am I the only one? by Firedog · · Score: 1

      Just wait until Apple makes the iWii emulator available.

      iWii on my iPad...

    10. Re:Am I the only one? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      That's iFred's iBoss.

    11. Re:Am I the only one? by repetty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The number of people who wouldn't buy one because of the name is vanishingly small.

      If the product is good, that number will be zero. If the product is no good and fails, pundits will write for years about how the name killed it. Such is historical revisionism.

    12. Re:Am I the only one? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Well, if someone had an isLate they wouldn't be needing an iPad.

      Good luck finding any existing word that isn't an euphemism or innuendo for something.

    13. Re:Am I the only one? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's true, but I think a good name can get people to talk about it just as much as a making fun of a bad name. Remember squirting songs at each other using your Zune? Arguably, people who failed to see the benefits of squirting at each other did so not because of the name, but because the feature itself was pretty much crippled and you had a hard time finding other zune owners to with which to squirt. I don't think it helped their case to build mind-share however that doing a google search for squirting reveals some results that aren't completely safe for work. It crossed the line between making fun of it over to something you wouldn't really feel comfortable describing to your mother. I think a better name would have done just as well, e.g. people talked quite a bit about the kindle but weren't making fun of it.

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    14. Re:Am I the only one? by Firedog · · Score: 1

      You sound like my three-year-old. But then again, I'm not doing much better.

    15. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point: The Nintendo Wii.

    16. Re:Am I the only one? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      We've already had Wangs... I don't think there's anywhere to go but up ;)

    17. Re:Am I the only one? by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      They don't already sell iWipes for cleaning screens on their iProducts? All they have to do is sell microfiber cloths with their name on them for a upped cost because they are Approved by Apple.

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    18. Re:Am I the only one? by adisakp · · Score: 1

      Making fun of it involves telling people about it.

      The number of people who wouldn't buy one because of the name is vanishingly small.

      Naw, that didn't work for the Wii at all :-)

    19. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the product is no good

      It's an iPod touch with a bigger screen and an Apple-designed custom chip.

      I might actually get one, especially since they're rather cheap.

    20. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with iPad?

      And please, no more maxiPad jokes. Those got old pretty quickly. Most people aren't obsessed with female hygiene products, you know. So that isn't the first thing that comes into most people's head.

    21. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, iPoop is coming out.

      So what does that do? And isn't there already one in Japan? If Fujitsu is mad about a name imagine the stuff that will hit the fan when they release that!

    22. Re:Am I the only one? by BumbaCLot · · Score: 1

      There is a camping trowel called iPood. It holds TP inside it as well.

    23. Re:Am I the only one? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      To quote Homer Simpson, "Max Power".

  15. Where's the problem? by Elbart · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Change your tablet's name. Not that big of a deal. Michiyoshi Mazuka Sent from some sending device."

  16. Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, what a worry.

  17. use should be required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is why we should go back to the days when you actually had to _use_ a trademark to acquire any rights to it. Marks aren't supposed to be some buzz-inducing corporate manna- they're supposed to be something that keeps consumers from getting ripped off by poor-quality imitators. Or at the very least signals to the consumer that a reputable company stands behind the product. If Apple gets an iPad tablet out there and it sucks, everybody will know not to buy something with that name. If Fujitsu's rules, people will know to seek it by mark. Otherwise these guys are just an administrative drain on productivity and additional supporters of blind consumerism.

    1. Re:use should be required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we in the same Property Law class?

    2. Re:use should be required by Urza9814 · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.currentdirections.com/hardware/fujitsu/ipad100.html ...What were you saying?

      [note that I didn't find that link myself, someone else had already posted it several comments up from yours]

  18. Mom?! Is That You?? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many times has dad told you that you mustn't drink and post on slashdot...?

  19. Dear Steve Jobs, by yttrstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let them have it. Seriously. You don't want to be remembered forever for the creation of the most annoying feminine hygiene meme in the universe.

    1. Re:Dear Steve Jobs, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that title belong to the adolescent boys who perpetuated the meme? Most people don't care. Hell, most people will never know about the meme even if they did make the association between the two products.

    2. Re:Dear Steve Jobs, by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. When I moved to the US my friends made fun of me because I thought Velveeta was a feminine higiene product... Actually...

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  20. Cut their losses by TwiztidK · · Score: 1

    Apple should just drop the iPad, start doing some mad R&D, and come up with a product people actually want with a respectable name like iSlate or iTablet.

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    1. Re:Cut their losses by sjonke · · Score: 1

      You mean like all those power-user-friendly tablets that have existed for years and are selling like crazy? I take it you've got a collection of them?

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    2. Re:Cut their losses by Firedog · · Score: 1

      I liked the iSlate name. You could have done some pretty cool graphics on the case to go along with it, too. I guess that "iSlate" could be rephrased as "Is Late," but compared to iPad...

    3. Re:Cut their losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its been said before, but iSlate is reserved for Duke Nukem Forever, because it is... late.

    4. Re:Cut their losses by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I guess that "iSlate" could be rephrased as "Is Late," but compared to iPad...

      I worried when I heard Apple iSlate.
      I'm so glad they're using the iPad now.
      I dodged a babby bullet.

  21. iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by jgagnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that name is available.

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    1. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by godrik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      even better iDontCare

    2. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      ... or "iBigPhone". Add phone capabilities, use big numbers and market it to the elderly and vision-impaired... :-)

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    3. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by wdavies · · Score: 1

      I'd go for "iPhatPhonelessPhone"

    4. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without the RDF and marketing spin, it really is just an iPod Touch Grande.

    5. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by rev_sanchez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the little iPod is the nano (1 billionth) then this new big one should be: iPod Giga.

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    6. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Firedog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I would go with iPad Maxi. And I do mean personally. If, that is, I didn't have a Y chromosome.

    7. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      From the looks of it, it's just an iPhone with a big screen, no phone capabilities and too little resources for professional work.
      Just call it the iMediaPlayer; seems pretty close to what it will actually be used for.

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    8. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iScreen. (you screen, we all screen, for iScreen!)

    9. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by ELitwin · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think "iPaidTooMuch" would be available also.

    10. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about buy the CrunchPad name, I hear it is available for cheap.

    11. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the iTouch Venti.

    12. Re:iFlatThingWithoutAKeyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      iDiot should be too available

  22. The distance some go to defend Apple by linumax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit! MagTek has an IPAD product, and has filed the trademark in 2000 which was later granted and then extended several times. Even Fujitus was and is after the name for their product much longer than Apple.

    knowing full well that Apple prefixes all their products with an i

    Apple doesn't own "iX" and it shouldn't get any special treatment. If it wants a trademark then should apply for it like everyone else. In this case it's late to the game, in fact too late.

  23. iCandy by macintard · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about they just label all of their products iCandy?

  24. How about the... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... iThink500DollarsIsFarTooExpensiveForSomethingSoLockedDown.

    Or are we using that one for Apple's mobile telephone thingy?

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  25. What this really says.. by macinit · · Score: 0, Troll

    I read it as, Fujitsu, we're green with envy.

  26. About the cows and chickens... by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pity the cows and chickens.

    Supercow AL RESCATE!

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    1. Re:About the cows and chickens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F*CK you cowa and chicken(South Park)

  27. iTampon by SQLz · · Score: 0

    That name is garbage compared to Microsoft's new iTampon.

  28. Steve Jobs Says Not That Big of a Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change your apps name. Not that big of a deal.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPhone
    Steve Jobs to Developer: Name Change ‘Not That Big of a Deal’

  29. Name Change ‘Not That Big of a Deal’ S by amasiancrasian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Change your apps name. Not that big of a deal.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPhone

    From Wired

  30. Barratt Homes used it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barratt homes (a housing company in the UK) built apartments known as iPads

  31. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fujitsu? Heck, I'm still waiting for the lawsuit from Paramount/CBS.

  32. THESE LAWSUITS ARE STOOPID by jekewa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can understand it if there's a chance that someone might be confused between the Apple iPad or the Fujitsu iPad, but that's not likely to happen. Yeah, they're both portable, use batteries, and have plastic cases and digital screens, but there's pretty much where the similarities end. Oh, and one is so like ten years ago that most people wouldn't have even thought of it much less confused it.

    Can we stop the stoopid litigations so that people can focus on doing things to make money, instead of suing each other for it. Oh, wait...first we must get rid of all of the lawyers...insert favorite lawyer joke here...

    And Apple should have just done us a favor and called it the "iPod Jumbo" and been done with it.

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    1. Re:THESE LAWSUITS ARE STOOPID by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      With the right application, Apple's iPad may be able to compete in the same marketspace as Fujitsu's iPad. Even though the exact feature set is different, the potential customer base may overlap. As such, Fujitsu's claim seems to have some validity to it.

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    2. Re:THESE LAWSUITS ARE STOOPID by jekewa · · Score: 1

      Fighting that application as an encroachment on the IP of the function of the other device would be a less frivolous lawsuit. I could make such an app for my Droid, too, or on a PC...oh, wait...they already exist...POS integrated with a handheld has been done. Even the Fujitsu app/device isn't unique.

      Because one thing has the same name as another thing is not a good reason to do make lawsuits.

      There are an awful lot of iPads out there other than the one from Apple. Fujitsu is considering trying to get something for nothing.

      (http://www.google.com/search?q=ipad+-apple)

      Just with "ipad" in the URL:

      http://ipad.primate.wisc.edu/
      http://www.ipad.com/
      http://www.ipad.net.nz/
      http://www.ipadowners.org/

      I hope Fujitsu realizes how dumb it'd be to sue and proves to not be stoopid.

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    3. Re:THESE LAWSUITS ARE STOOPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...insert favorite lawyer joke here...

      Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

      A: Twenty. If you slice them real thin.

    4. Re:THESE LAWSUITS ARE STOOPID by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      [quote]Because one thing has the same name as another thing is not a good reason to do make lawsuits.[/quote]
      Actually it does, if it's a competing device and a trademarked name.

      Imagine creating a dark-brownish softdrink and calling it "Coca Cola"... I imagine some company wouldn't be too happy about that.

      Besides, it has little to do with "dumb" or "stoopid"; you lose your rights to a trademark if you do not actively defend it. If Fujitsu chose NOT to file suit against Apple, more direct competitors to Fujitsu's iPad would be free to use the trademark too. It's not like Fujitsu has a choice here.

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  33. Canadian Apple Stores use the Fujitsu iPad by Steve+Newall · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's interesting that in the Canadian Apple Stores, the sales assistants use the Fujitsu iPad http://solutions.us.fujitsu.com/downloads/retail/DS_IPAD.pdf if you wish to pay by credit card and have your receipt e-mailed to you (you don't need to line up at a cashier)

  34. Crowdsourcing new name by KumquatOfSolace · · Score: 3, Funny

    iScry
    iPon
    iBigger
    iViddy
    iDiddy
    iWantOne
    iCantBelieveItsNotActuallyUsefulForAnything
    iDroppedItLikeTwoDaysAfterIBoughtIt
    iThinkItLooksGreatOnMyCoffeeTable
    iBoughtANewCoffeeTableJustForIt

    1. Re:Crowdsourcing new name by KumquatOfSolace · · Score: 1

      iGuessIJustLikeMakingLists:
      iSmudge
      iCanHas?
      (EvaCan)iStabLiveEvilBatsInACave?
      iWentToDubaiAndAllIGotMyWivesWereTheseLousyNetTablets
      iMightBuyOneIfItWereSlightlyCheaperAndHadTheWordsDONTPANIC InscribedInLargeFriendlyLettersOnItsCover
      iSomehowThoughtTheFutureWouldBeCoolerThanThis

    2. Re:Crowdsourcing new name by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      iCantBelieveItsNotButter?

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    3. Re:Crowdsourcing new name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The winner is just going to be either the iMoot or the iStephenColbert

    4. Re:Crowdsourcing new name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New! The iWon’t:

      For only $499, everyone around you will know at first impression that no, you won’t take their call (it’s not a phone); no, you won’t give them the time; no, you won’t check those budget numbers again; no, you won’t return their e-mail. For people who are just too dense to get it, there’s a single button and a screen which, when the button is pressed, displays the single word “no”. Comes with 16 GB of storage for MP3s and a set of noise-canceling headphones for dealing with especially persistent nuisances...

    5. Re:Crowdsourcing new name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rename iPad to iMrich
      change price to US$1,000,000
      Gold plated the surface
      I am sure many rich guys will want to buy it to show off :)

  35. fought 30 years with Beatles over "Apple" name by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Trademarks conflicts are nothing new to Apple Inc. They and the Beatle music company Apple Corp fought over the Apple name and business model since 1978. Apple Computer was supposed to stick to computers and Apple Corp to music, but the lines were blurred several times.

    1. Re:fought 30 years with Beatles over "Apple" name by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And now the Beatles are just those dudes from Rock Band.

      (Yes, I stole that joke from Paul McCartney. So if anyone else steals it from him, I'll sue, because I did it first.)

  36. Any Trademark Here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPityTheFool

  37. iPhoneBookSansPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needs a name that says, I am just like the iPhone, just bigger, and without an actual phone.

  38. Re:CALL IT WHAT IT IS: TAMPON by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

    The digital tampon:

    Shh.. iTampon is the name for the next pocket sized version.. And the full newspaper sized one is the Max..

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  39. Re:CALL IT WHAT IT IS: TAMPON by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    I thought the iTampon was the name of the coming wearable computer.

  40. On Lawsuits by ALeader71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can always tell a company's relevance by the lawsuits they file.

    There's this one.
    Microsoft vs TomTom over FAT
    Apple vs Microsoft over the use of a GUI. Not their finest moment, foretold years of problems for Apple.

    I could go on, but slashdot readers know the score.

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  41. Re:CALL IT WHAT IT IS: TAMPON by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Those ARE inches!!!

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  42. Conspiracy theory by safecheck · · Score: 1

    Hmm. After seeing what a joke everyone thinks the name is - they might just "settle" with Fujitsu and change the name... Hmm... I know relabeling the units (if they're finished) would cost some cash - but might get them out of this PR nightmare. Nobody likes the name.

  43. Dan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we go again! Apple will somehow win their way out of this one like they always do.
    http://www.novoparatus.com

  44. They can use my name for free by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I still think Big Ass iPod Touch is the name to use.

  45. You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by itsdapead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit! MagTek has an IPAD product

    Now look closer. The MagTek device in your link is a point-of-sale card swipe terminal, presumably sold mainly to the retail industry.

    Now look at TFA. The Fujitsu iPad is a point-of-sale card-swipe terminal sold mainly to the retail industry.

    The Apple iPad, meanwhile, is a consumer appliance, conspicuously lacking a card-swipe device and is not primarily targeted at the point-of-sale market.

    Or, in other words, MagTek have Fujitsu banged to rights for infringing their trademark, whereas Apple have a strong argument that they're not operating in the same market.

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    1. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see that and raise you a square (https://squareup.com/). and perhaps throw in (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/11/03/exclusive_look_at_apples_new_ipod_touch_based_easypay_checkout.html) for good measure.

      Could the iPad (Apple) be easily extended to compete head to head with the iPad (Fujitsu)? You betcha!

    2. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by idlemachine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, in other words, MagTek have Fujitsu banged to rights for infringing their trademark, whereas Apple have a strong argument that they're not operating in the same market.

      That certainly didn't stop Apple going after Woolworth's in Australia for trademark infringement, despite the latter being a supermarket chain. Although Woolworth's doesn't sell computers, Apple claimed that they someday might.

      Claiming protection from potential infringement while failing to do due diligence in assessing the availability of a trademark before using it? Either Apple's totally taking the piss or the company has a delusional sense of entitlement.

    3. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by indiechild · · Score: 1

      You either defend your trademark or you lose it. The Woolworths case sounds ridiculous, but that's what you have to do to prove that you're actually defending your trademark. Apple will most likely lose their case against Woolies but that's not important.

      Fujitsu is in the same situation. I don't know who will win, but Fujitsu is basically obligated to go through the motions.

    4. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Or they're both just doing what they're required to do if they want to keep their trademarks. Perhaps this your first time in a Slashdot discussion about trademark law?

    5. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      despite the latter being a supermarket chain. Although Woolworth's doesn't sell computers, Apple claimed that they someday might.

      Perhaps you should actually read the articles you cite:

      Woolworths' application includes a wide class for all electrical goods and technology, thereby putting it in direct competition with Apple should the retailer choose to brand computers, music players or other devices. Woolworths has gone into credit cards and mobile phones, so the likelihood of it going into computers is not as remote as it seems.

      I don't know whether Woolworths Aus. is anything like the (now defunct) UK version, but if so it is highly likely that they'd sell computer accessories or music players. Also remember that Apple uses its logo to identify its stores, which may well share a mall with Woolworths. Oh, and the "delusional" person is the one claiming that the Woolworths logo isn't in the shape of an apple.

      while failing to do due diligence in assessing the availability of a trademark before using it?

      ...due dilligence would probably have revealed that Fujitsu's use of "iPad" was clearly in competition with MagTech's trademark, whereas Apple had a strong case that their product was in a totally different market.

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    6. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      Or maybe my point was addressing the claim that Apple's tablet isn't in the same potential market as Fujitsu's product. Perhaps this is your first time actually trying to comprehend someone's position?

      PS: please shove your condescending rhetoric into whichever orifice it will actually fit. Does being a smug smarmy cunt give you a warm tingly glow?

    7. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Could the iPad (Apple) be easily extended to compete head to head with the iPad (Fujitsu)? You betcha!

      And could Apple, if they want to roll out the iPad into the point-of-sale market (currently it just looks like an in-house system), find themselves obliged to re-badge it "EasyPay" or something? Quite possibly.

      Anyway, before Fujitsu start worrying about whether future Apple products might hypothetically compete with their iPad they need to deal with the problem that their trademark was denied because their iPad blatently obviously operates in the same market as the MagTech IPAD.

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    8. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

    9. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple claimed that they someday might

      That would be just as bad as promising a record company with the same name as yours that you won't get into the music business and then starting up an online music distribution system. So I can see why Apple doesn't want to take the risk.

    10. Re:You're missing a rather important wrinkle... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You either defend your trademark or you lose it. The Woolworths case sounds ridiculous, but that's what you have to do to prove that you're actually defending your trademark.

      If that was the case, then the courts would be flooded with cases like Nike constantly suing anyone using anything vaguely checkmarkish, Ford suing anyone using anything roundish and blue, and so forth. Since that's not actually what's happening, I'm going to assume that Apple is just being overly litigious.

  46. Re:CALL IT WHAT IT IS: TAMPON by JohnBailey · · Score: 2

    I thought the iTampon was the name of the coming wearable computer.

    No.. That would be the SUPPOSiTORY

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  47. MOD PARENT UP by CompMD · · Score: 1

    This is paraphrasing what Steve Jobs said to a developer that Apple's lawyers didn't like.

  48. Whats wrong with by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Whats wrong with "applepad" Thats who makes is anyways. Who is this icompany i keep hearing about.

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  49. Fujitsu was never formally granted 'iPad' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the time, we noted that Apple had not pursued an "iPad" trademark in the United States, ostensibly due to existing claims on the name by Fujitsu for an electronic retail inventory device. While Fujitsu initially filed its trademark application for "iPad" in March 2003, the trademark has yet to be officially accepted, and was in fact classified by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) as "abandoned" in April 2009 after Fujitsu failed to respond to a request for additional information. In June 2009, Fujitsu applied to have the application revived and, after amendment, was published for public comment and opposition on September 1, 2009.

    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=851523

    1. Re:Fujitsu was never formally granted 'iPad' by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Yup. Going to be long and ugly.

      Basically it comes down to the usual fun, bribery, and court battles.

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    2. Re:Fujitsu was never formally granted 'iPad' by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, trademark law does not require a trademark to be registered in order for it to be considered a company's exclusive right - it can be demonstrated through use, such as in this instance selling a device by that name. While yes, it was considered abandoned, Fujitsu reasserted their rights over the name and as such Apple could have taken reasonable measures to avoid clashing with it, if they wanted to - clearly though, they're willing to fight for it.

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      Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
  50. Apple iOS by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Apple also needs a better name for their iPhone / iPod Touch / iPad operating system, since "iPhone / iPod Touch / iPad operating system" is too cumbersome. I suggest that they name it Apple iOS. =)

    1. Re:Apple iOS by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple iOS

      I'm sure Apple will try, they wont even bother to check that the name is already taken by Cisco. Considering the last release was October 2009 Cisco's lawyers will have a field day.

      Ironies of Ironies, both Cisco and Apple produce overpriced products, the exception is that Cisco products are built to do the work they are bought for (and I think they add extra lead into each series, I swear they are getting heavier).

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  51. LIES! by maliqua · · Score: 2, Funny

    apple would never infringe on someone else's patent

  52. Already been iDone by Dogbertius · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Has no one out here heard/felt the iGasm yet? More or less the same thing. Gotta love rebranding an old idea. http://ownedirl.com/misc/iGasm.jpg

  53. Re:CALL IT WHAT IT IS: TAMPON by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    No it will be called the iPax. because it brings world peace.

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  54. iPuns by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    other options:
    iPun
    iPal
    iPap
    iPro
    iPig
    iPox
    iPup
    iPet

    iDea latin for a female IDeity
    iOta

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    1. Re:iPuns by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      Filling out trademark application forms as we speak...

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  55. Re:There are lots of appropriate names available by scdeimos · · Score: 2, Funny

    iPaid, iPedo, iPiss, iPoor, iPuke, iScab, iShit, iSlug, iSpit, iSuck, ...

    I can't believe you missed iPood ... there's even a T-Shirt!

  56. MadTV used iPad two years ago by data2 · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs&feature=player_embedded
    Seems like Steve Jobs got the idea from there :)

    (A tribute to all of those having to thing of maxipads everytime you read iPad)

  57. A tech-savy luddite by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find myself agreeing with you and the post you were replying to. Personally, I don't use twitter, in fact I haven't had a mobile phone for the last 5yrs by choice and I have never been interested in having a personal web page. Not having a mobile phone tends to piss other people off much more than it inconviences me. I enjoy walking out the front door and being "offline", possibly because I'm an old fart and that's just the way the world was up until I was in my 30's.

    I'm a software engineer with a CS degree and a head full of geeky science trivia. My adult kids think I'm a bit of a paradox, a tech-savy luddite one might say.

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    1. Re:A tech-savy luddite by YMgod · · Score: 1

      Cliff Stoll, is that you?

    2. Re:A tech-savy luddite by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with people who don't want to be contactable, as long as they don't mind not getting invited to any parties.
      I'll accept your right to not be bothered, just as long as you accept my right to not bother to stay in touch if you make it difficult. Sound reasonable?

    3. Re:A tech-savy luddite by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I'll accept your right to not be bothered, just as long as you accept my right to not bother to stay in touch if you make it difficult. Sound reasonable?"

      Sounds reasonable to me, just one question; Who are you?

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  58. worst. name. ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fujitsu would be doing Apple a favour if they won. Worst product name ever.

  59. Ask Nintendo by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    WAIT! Maybe that is the secret of good marketing! A terrible name.

    Nintendo concurs.

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  60. Re:Mom?! Is That You?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you move out and give us back our dungeon.

  61. Worse for Fujitsu by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If you'd read the story, you'd see there is a Fujitsu iPad, so sounds like they've got a chance.

    So Fujitsu tries to get the name, can't, then develops a product for it anyway - and you think that's better?

    After Apple wins the name they can force Fujitsu to change the product name, recall all existing inventory, and then possibly pay damages... sounds like a big mistake to me.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  62. Why not iBook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, they themselves already had a product of that name... iPad, nutty. (sigh) I was hoping for a Mac Tablet, not this stupid blown-up iPod Touch. Blech.

  63. Hysteria 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bachelor pad, keypad, notepad, we use the suffix all the time, certainly in my experience phrases like "I'm just going to grab a pad so I cad write this down", or "I'm going to check out his new pad" aren't met with sniggers. Crazy retweeting overreaction me thinks.

  64. Rename it "Maxi-pod" by shking · · Score: 1

    What could be wrong with THAT?

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  65. WoP by nikanth · · Score: 0

    And there is World of Padman http://www.worldofpadman.com/

  66. By proxy? by cbope · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder why a company like Apple has to apply for trademark protection, hiding behind a proxy? Smells fishy....

  67. But they can use other names! by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    They can use other names! If there's "iBook" and "PowerBook", maybe they could use, I don't know - PowerPad? ...wait, that has been done before. Hmmmmmm... If there's "MacBooks", maybe "MacPad"? Wait, iPad isn't a Mac. *sigh* They're really dug their own grave now, haven't they?

  68. Another option for the name by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    iTampon...

  69. This Is Convenient... by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

    Fujitsu is doing Apple a great big favor. Losing this suit would be the best thing to happen to the company in this historic product stumble:

    There's a five year-old MadTV skit touting a mythical cross between an iPod and a feminine sanitary product--and it's called iPad. The Colbert Report just joked about calling it the "TamPod." The obligatory Downfall/Hitler mash-up is as devastating a critique of the product's capabilities as you could find in an industry magazine.

    Word of warning, though. Apple is at its best when it's fallen flat on its face. The Apple ///c was followed by the Mac. iTools was followed by .Mac. The Mac Portable was followed by the PowerBook 100. The Cube was followed by the Power Macintosh G4 (Quicksilver).

    Wait a year...

  70. This is... by kobiashi+maru · · Score: 1

    the fifth slashdot post about the iPad. When will we get over it?

  71. I'll wait by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the miniature version. I heard a rumour that it will have a phone and camera built in, so it will actually be more than just a picture frame.

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    Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
  72. Bunny Swan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can Bunny Swan not be funny?

    Watch a Bunny Swan clip and the answer will be revealed.

    <shrug> it's possible Bunny Swan is every bit as funny as "Pat" or "Annoying Man" or other SNL characters I liked when I was a kid... But damn, does it ever seem not funny. Stupid schtick, high-strung peripheral characters blowing shit way out of proportion, and the audience laughing way too hard at it all.

  73. iTab? by raorajesh · · Score: 1

    I always thought iTab would be nice..

  74. About as funny as saying Jobs first name is Blow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About as funny as saying Jobs first name is Blow, not Steve.