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  1. No no no, you've got it all wrong. on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 3, Funny
    > Fire Rocket Launcher at Player X.
    Player X gibbed. :)

    Actually, it's:

    > Fire Rocket Launcher at Player X.
    Rocket misses.

    > Fire Rocket Launcher at Player X.
    Rocket appears to hit Player X, but Player X reappears a few meters away, unscathed.

    Player X kills you.

    "OMG FUCKING LAGGG!!!!"

  2. Sick senses of humor on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1
    Something's wrong when so many real, terrible sob stories are modded up as "Funny".

    You guys are fucked up.

  3. I don't wear the damn earbuds.... on iPod: This Season's Must-Have for Muggers · · Score: 1
    ... but I do wear my iPod on a belt clip often.

    I'm also a big guy. A punk mugger is going to be a pavement stain if he reaches for my little white music box.

  4. Re:Fusion on 25th Anniversary Of Three Mile Island · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's also a great blend of jazz and rock.

    Don't know about you, but the Mahavishnu Orchestra surges more energy in me than any power source could!

  5. Just like in film... on Creativity, a Problem for the Gaming Industry? · · Score: 1
    ... the big-selling, mostly cookie-cutter blockbusters pay all the bills, and finance all of the more forward-thinking games.

  6. Re:Petition failures on GBA-Based Classic NES Series Confirmed For States · · Score: 1
    >> And your logic falls apart when I point out that these things sold extremely well in Japan, outrageous price and all.

    Yeah, because any game that sells well in Japan sells well here. Like dating sims. Oops....

  7. Re:Petition failures on GBA-Based Classic NES Series Confirmed For States · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you don't see a problem in trying to sell games that are as much as 15 years old at near full price (for GBA games) with a straight face... well, something's wrong.

    And in case you're not ousted for a fool yet, your logic falls apart when I point out that nobody's complaining about the collections of Atari or Activision or Intellivision games - which usually bundle anywhere from 5 to 20 games for about $20. Not one game.

    Those collections are doing it right. No complaints. Nintendo is not. Complaints.

    Can you wrap your brain around that?

  8. Re:Cue The Complaints... on GBA-Based Classic NES Series Confirmed For States · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yeah, these aren't Metroid: Zero Mission.

    These should be, like, all on one cartridge.

    Imagine an "NES Sports" GBA cart, with Excitebike, Ice Hockey, Tennis, maybe even something later like NES Play Action Football... easily worth full price.

    Then maybe an "NES Adventures" with Zelda and some others. You know, group a bunch of NES games together in that vein. Those would be the must-have GBA carts of the year.

    See, this is why Nintendo is less than loved (at least as loved as they could be). They could take a very profitable yet consumer friendly approach, but they opt for the "fuck the customer" approach instead. A bit less customer screwing would certainly breed more brand loyalty in me. I just don't really feel compelled to jump on Nintendo stuff immediately - I pick up a lot of stuff second-hand, after the fact.

  9. Re:20 Bucks? on GBA-Based Classic NES Series Confirmed For States · · Score: 1
    I would buy all 8 for $20... The prices are a bit steep.

    And they didn't include Punch-Out!....

    Good. Because if it's not Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!, then it's wrong.

    "Mr. Dream".... pshh, crap!

  10. Re:trade magazines? on EV1Servers.Net's CEO Regrets SCO Deal · · Score: 1
    Amazing. You made my point nicely without realizing it.

  11. Don't bitch on Asus Launching a Wi-Fi Hard Drive · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just because you don't have a use for it, doesn't mean that nobody does.

  12. Solution on Happy Birthday Mac OS X · · Score: 2, Funny
  13. Re:This inspires confidence... on EV1Servers.Net's CEO Regrets SCO Deal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well if he investigated trade magazines and such at the time, he'd quite possibly get a reinforced notion that SCO's claims might have teeth.

    What's been said on Slashdot this whole time != what's been said elsewhere.

  14. Re:GC will feature backward compatibility... on Backward Compatibility in Next-Gen Consoles? · · Score: 1
    Quite a pity, I really do enjoy my Xbox and backwards compatibility would have cinched me as a customer of the next machine.

    What for? You already have an Xbox!

    What, are you waiting for the next gen systems to play the games you could be playing now?

  15. Re:The (lack of) need for fair use backups on Game Wars 2 - Battle for the Living Room · · Score: 1
    How much does the DVD burner cost, smart guy?

  16. Physically Challenged Hits 2.0 on Gimp Hits 2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's that supposed to mean? Or are my content filters messing with stuff again?

  17. Better yet, bring Blackbox to the mix... on KDE And Gnome Together At Last? · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and unveil the next generation of X desktop environments: KGB

  18. The (lack of) need for fair use backups on Game Wars 2 - Battle for the Living Room · · Score: 2, Interesting
    >> Console DRM is a non-issue. Maybe 0.5 of 1 percent of console consumers care about making a fair-use backup.

    Most game publishers will swiftly replaced a damaged game CD/DVD, so long as you mail the disc to them, and pay $5-10.

    My copy of SSX Tricky was replaced that way. Disc got scratched, sent in the game, and they gave me a new copy: case, instructions, and all.

    Making backup copies of games and such was definitely important back in the old days, when we kept games on rather fragile floppy discs, and the companies that sold the games to us weren't exactly big-money companies with such nice replacement policies. Today, that's not the case.

    Sure, you might bitch abouot spending $5-10, but if you're REALLY making fair use backup copies of everything you play, then you will spend more than that in making those backups. Not ALL of your games are going to break.

  19. Re:To all the so-called adventure fans on Last Screenshots of Sam & Max 2 Online · · Score: 1
    Sorry to hear you have been unaware of Syberia until now.

    If adventure games are something you enjoy, please consult Google for links to one of a good number of adventure-focused websites. They can keep you up to date on all the adventure games that come out on both PCs and consoles.

  20. Every time MS has to pay out... on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... people say "oh, it's chump change."

    Well, chump change adds up.

    Add this money to the payouts that have come before it, and the ones that will come in the future.

  21. To all the so-called adventure fans on Last Screenshots of Sam & Max 2 Online · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I hope those of you bemoaning the death of adventure games have been playing titles like The Longest Journey and Syberia.

    Those that don't are part of the problem. If you don't support the great adventure games from smaller publishers, you'll show big publishers exactly why they shouldn't release an adventure game.

  22. Re:Death Race 2004 on TiVo Will Die · · Score: 1
    >> BSD?

    Disqualified for already being dead. :)

  23. Re:Oh ye of little foresight on NASA Develops Tech To Hear Words Not Yet Spoken · · Score: 1
    >> You're right, the next time I notice some hottie in a mini skirt sitting near me and think "gee you can see straight up her skirt" I can chalk up my girlfriends response to "adjusting"? No thanks.

    Soon the hottie will get a clue and stop wearing skirts people can see up.

    But wow, your girlfriend's rough. If I said that to my girlfriend, she'd ask, "what's her underwear look like?" (assuming any)

    >> Or when someone is whining to you and you are trying to be that good friend/SO and all you think is "FFS JUST SHUT UP"

    The someone would learn not to talk so damn much, after a few people have done this to them.

  24. Death Race 2004 on TiVo Will Die · · Score: 5, Funny
    Apple vs. C vs. TiVo

    Who will die first?

    Or will Duke Nukem Forever release before any of them die?

  25. Re:OSX on Why iPod Can't Save Apple · · Score: 1
    Not the "Windows is only virus-riddled because it's popular" myth again.

    The problem with Windows is that a compromised application can often get total access to the system. No matter how popular Macs or Linux or any other UNIX-based OS gets, a compromised e-mail client doesn't get system access.

    And that's the difference. Sure, if Macs were more popular, people would attempt to write viruses more often for it. But without crap like ActiveX to exploit, their successes would be much fewer on the Mac.