I pray they don't take a page from Paramount and parlay the success of the movie into a half ass series. Just imagine: Firefly: Voyager. Leave me be! I'm off to vomit!
See that mortgage refinancing offer? Go straight north and take a left at the h.o.t.a.s.i.a.n. bl owjo b xz8ta42g and pay the $100,000 toll to the nice Nigerian man. Turn right at the penis enlarging potion and you're there. You can't miss it.
Don't get too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy target from 250 miles is insignificant next to the power of the Force...
You already joined with their hyper-liminal recruiting program.
yet another war something...
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Some ideas for using the latest buzzword, war-*:
war-diving: fumbling through kismet while tumbling through the air at 15,000 ft war-gimping: using kismet/gps combo while in a wheelchair war-muling: strapping your kismet running lappy on a mule while trudging through columbia war-basing: giving a basehead your zaurus with kismet/gps addon card and letting it log the hotspots as it travels through countless hands and finally sits idle at a pawn shop after 22 hours war-gerbiling: eh, don't need details here and so forth...
Dude, I've tried 'em all. Deb, redhat, drake, gentoo, knoppix, suse, *bsd, windows, all the major ones and a handful of smaller ones thrown in for good measure. I finally tried slack a while back and haven't looked back since. It's the easiest, best install I've ever used and everything worked perfectly after install. I've never, and I mean _never_, had any other distro setup so quickly and easily as slack. I used to love debian just because of apt, but once I got over my fears of compiling/installing w/o automatic dependency checking, slack has my vote all the way. I've learned so much from slack that it's insane, plus the online docs are awesome. Another thing, there aren't any of the distro specific stuff that used to confuse me when reading general linux documentation and trying to apply it to my specific flavor. Try it!
Hey, go easy on the editors - it's not their fault. Michael obviously has a Nokia Series-60 phone which has been infected. It's a variant and posts duplicate story submissions to slashdot. I've already tried to alert Sophos. They spat in my face and called me a liar.
Just catch a plane down to New Zealand, kidnap Peter Jackson's iPod, and tell him he ain't gettin' it back until he signs over Weta's setup to you as sole proprietor. Sheesh - all this talk of hardware, software, fiber/GbE, and the like is waaay too complicated.
you don't understand - the pr0n is as vital to us as air, water, food. you can think of it as the food buffer of the octospiders - when it's gone, we have but seconds to live. without it we are less than human, we are no better than an ape diddling himself in a jungle with a fruit for inspiration. anything which allows us to increase our pr0n buffer is much appreciated and worshipped as a glowing green vessel to the gods.
Sooner than you'd expect. Don't forget: pr0n producers are the early adopters of tech, man. Serious - video tapes, web commerce, streaming video, and so forth. The first plain ol' DVD I ever saw (actually second to the the Dolby demo disc) was pr0n.
If you want 80s old school, you could do something akin to the WELL. I had something similar in my old building complex (one computer on my floor where people would just post crap for everyone else to see) but it turned into a sort of an internal craigslist. That's not a bad thing, though, and the landlord bought it from me for one month's rent. In the new building I wired up a half-dozen neighbors on my network, installed ICQ, and showed them how to post to a tiny news server I had setup. They're more keen on surfing the web, though, so I just limit their bandwidth to 1 mbps. As for a BBS, well, that was a little before my time, but not so much before that I don't remember feeling ripped off after waiting an hour to download what I thought would be hot pr0n. Turned out to be a girl in a bikini. In a bikini fercrissakes!
I would have liked it more if they fired the guys and stuck with the "frolicking in the fountain" theme. Throw in some nice bubbly soap and you've got a ratings riot, my friend.
We'll see what's pointless when 1) New York is flooded and subsequently frozen 2) I have nothing with which to wipe my bottom but an old grocery bag found under my stove 3) We start envying the homeless for all the great living space they have in their boxes and assorted refuse bins, and 4) My asthma finally overtakes my will to live.
I ain't really no envarnmintlist, but I reckon the day will come when we have no choice but to colonize other worlds. I just hope there is a prior alien civilization which builds enormous oxygen reactors to keep my eyes from bulging out of my head in a most ugly fashion. And girls with three breasts are a plus, right?
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I pray they don't take a page from Paramount and parlay the success of the movie into a half ass series. Just imagine: Firefly: Voyager. Leave me be! I'm off to vomit!
See that mortgage refinancing offer? Go straight north and take a left at the h.o.t.a.s.i.a.n. bl owjo b xz8ta42g and pay the $100,000 toll to the nice Nigerian man. Turn right at the penis enlarging potion and you're there. You can't miss it.
It appears the website appeared just in the nick of time. What do you suppose that makes the designers? Big Damn Heroes! Ain't they just?
Don't get too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy target from 250 miles is insignificant next to the power of the Force...
in my pants.
I hear their dancing to some kickass tracks laid down by the Party Posse. Yvan eht nioj, hctib.
You already joined with their hyper-liminal recruiting program.
Some ideas for using the latest buzzword, war-*:
war-diving: fumbling through kismet while tumbling through the air at 15,000 ftwar-gimping: using kismet/gps combo while in a wheelchair
war-muling: strapping your kismet running lappy on a mule while trudging through columbia
war-basing: giving a basehead your zaurus with kismet/gps addon card and letting it log the hotspots as it travels through countless hands and finally sits idle at a pawn shop after 22 hours
war-gerbiling: eh, don't need details here
and so forth...
Well that's a bummer. Does anyone here want a pair of "authentic" Lt. Pavel Chekov sweat socks that are now apparently worthless?
Dude, I've tried 'em all. Deb, redhat, drake, gentoo, knoppix, suse, *bsd, windows, all the major ones and a handful of smaller ones thrown in for good measure. I finally tried slack a while back and haven't looked back since. It's the easiest, best install I've ever used and everything worked perfectly after install. I've never, and I mean _never_, had any other distro setup so quickly and easily as slack. I used to love debian just because of apt, but once I got over my fears of compiling/installing w/o automatic dependency checking, slack has my vote all the way. I've learned so much from slack that it's insane, plus the online docs are awesome. Another thing, there aren't any of the distro specific stuff that used to confuse me when reading general linux documentation and trying to apply it to my specific flavor. Try it!
Slashdot, hello. Yes he is, hold on. CmdrTaco, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Slashdot.
Hey, go easy on the editors - it's not their fault. Michael obviously has a Nokia Series-60 phone which has been infected. It's a variant and posts duplicate story submissions to slashdot. I've already tried to alert Sophos. They spat in my face and called me a liar.
your answer is both true and false, simultaneously. The problem is in the measuring. I dare youto measure it. C'mon. Do it.
You changed the outcome of the loading time of the page by posting a link to it!
Just catch a plane down to New Zealand, kidnap Peter Jackson's iPod, and tell him he ain't gettin' it back until he signs over Weta's setup to you as sole proprietor. Sheesh - all this talk of hardware, software, fiber/GbE, and the like is waaay too complicated.
you don't understand - the pr0n is as vital to us as air, water, food. you can think of it as the food buffer of the octospiders - when it's gone, we have but seconds to live. without it we are less than human, we are no better than an ape diddling himself in a jungle with a fruit for inspiration. anything which allows us to increase our pr0n buffer is much appreciated and worshipped as a glowing green vessel to the gods.
Sooner than you'd expect. Don't forget: pr0n producers are the early adopters of tech, man. Serious - video tapes, web commerce, streaming video, and so forth. The first plain ol' DVD I ever saw (actually second to the the Dolby demo disc) was pr0n.
and not ogg? oh the horror!!
If you want 80s old school, you could do something akin to the WELL. I had something similar in my old building complex (one computer on my floor where people would just post crap for everyone else to see) but it turned into a sort of an internal craigslist. That's not a bad thing, though, and the landlord bought it from me for one month's rent. In the new building I wired up a half-dozen neighbors on my network, installed ICQ, and showed them how to post to a tiny news server I had setup. They're more keen on surfing the web, though, so I just limit their bandwidth to 1 mbps. As for a BBS, well, that was a little before my time, but not so much before that I don't remember feeling ripped off after waiting an hour to download what I thought would be hot pr0n. Turned out to be a girl in a bikini. In a bikini fercrissakes!
*Smugly hurls slusich through zeppelin window.*
No ticket.
That's too simple. They would be Old Ditzy Blonde 1, Older Ditzy Blonde 2, and Petrified Ditzy Blonde 3.
I would have liked it more if they fired the guys and stuck with the "frolicking in the fountain" theme. Throw in some nice bubbly soap and you've got a ratings riot, my friend.
Here's the original.
Eh, something tells me there'll be plenty of crashing even without your intervention...
Should be 'gut-busting', as in I busted my gut laughing.
We'll see what's pointless when
1) New York is flooded and subsequently frozen
2) I have nothing with which to wipe my bottom but an old grocery bag found under my stove
3) We start envying the homeless for all the great living space they have in their boxes and assorted refuse bins, and
4) My asthma finally overtakes my will to live.
I ain't really no envarnmintlist, but I reckon the day will come when we have no choice but to colonize other worlds. I just hope there is a prior alien civilization which builds enormous oxygen reactors to keep my eyes from bulging out of my head in a most ugly fashion. And girls with three breasts are a plus, right?