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First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered

CHaN_316 writes "News.com.au is running an article about the First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered. The virus 'called Cabir - appears to have been developed by an international group specialising in creating viruses which try to show "that no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks"... until now it has had no harmful effect.' Cabir infects the Symbian operating system, and spreads via bluetooth. Great... lets see when we can download the world's first mobile phone anti-virus!"

240 comments

  1. Ring!...Ring!.... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go ahead, answer it. I dare you!

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    1. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot, hello. Yes he is, hold on. CmdrTaco, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Slashdot.

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    2. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by Shivantrill · · Score: 1
      Hello.... There are girls here, we just don't make ourselves too visible or we get flamed.
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=110878&cid=941 1639.

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    3. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by Nykon · · Score: 1

      Can you hear me now? [NO CARRIER]

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    4. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flame? That's hilarious!

    5. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      "Great... lets see when we can download the world's first mobile phone anti-virus!"

      Yeah. It's a joke until we all need 128 MB of RAM on our phones just for anti-virus software and the OS needed to run it.

      OTOH, maybe Embedded Linux will save us all.

    6. Re:Ring!...Ring!.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dead poet's society. sheesh, leave it to a woman to take the humor out of something. reminds me of a joke:
      knock knock
      who's there?
      a feminist.
      a feminist who?
      THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

  2. dupe... by Azathoth!EDC · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... dupe dupe. dupe of url, url, url.

    1. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahaha! sweet!

    2. Re:dupe... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Could have been worse... I'm still waiting to see a dupe on the front page where both stories were approved by the same editor.

      Kierthos

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    3. Re:dupe... by maxbang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, go easy on the editors - it's not their fault. Michael obviously has a Nokia Series-60 phone which has been infected. It's a variant and posts duplicate story submissions to slashdot. I've already tried to alert Sophos. They spat in my face and called me a liar.

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    4. Re:dupe... by bee-yotch · · Score: 4, Funny

      No No, see, this time it's a "virus" last time it was a "worm". So in about 9 hours time we should see the first cellphone "trojan". ;-)

    5. Re:dupe... by Maradine · · Score: 1

      lol. Thanks to Cypress Hill, I can never listen too that song in public. The urge to bust out into "Hand on the Pump" is just to strong. And I don't even own a shotgun.

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    6. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck! And I was for a second afraid that I had a flashback... remember kids, do drugs, life gets more interesting that way!
      And if that psilocybe (how do you write that in English anyway?) guy from some other thread is reading, how was the trip?

    7. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like Michael is the king of posting dupes.

    8. Re:dupe... by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      More info here.

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    9. Re:dupe... by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Well done. :) Am I the only one that can't resist opening the obvious duplicate articles just to see how creative people can get announcing that the article is a dupe?

    10. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not a dupe, its a "review"

    11. Re:dupe... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      No there are several others who duplicate this behaviour.

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    12. Re:dupe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe Cmdr Taco has actually done that, but I can't remember what the story was... :(

      I think it was early last year.

    13. Re:dupe... by robertjw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure Trojan could create a product to fit a cell phone, but why????

    14. Re:dupe... by mangu · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Trojan could create a product to fit a cell phone, but why????


      Because the phone had an OS developed by Symbian and somebody didn't see the "m"? Or because it has vibra-call?

    15. Re:dupe... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh God. I hope we don't start seeing little script kiddie programs on our cellphones now. The day that some little skiddie attacks my phone with his little Sub7 trojan... I'm going to bash his skull in with a detached payphone.

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    16. Re:dupe... by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      thats why I'm here

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    17. Re:dupe... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      we should see the first cellphone "trojan"

      No doubt. A cell phone that dispenses prophylactics would be a huge hit among the teenage crowd.

      I imagine someone has probably also come up with a design incorporating cell-phone vibrators, too.

      Oh wa... whatever.

      SB

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    18. Re:dupe... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

      So users can practice safe SMS.

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  3. say it with me now... by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our viral cellular overlords.

    {ring ring}
    You've been haxx0red!

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    1. Re:say it with me now... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Funny, can this whole article get modded redundant, too?

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    2. Re:say it with me now... by Fooby · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our dupe-posting overlords.

    3. Re:say it with me now... by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

      The new Verizon commercials show it:

      Guy with glasses: "C4N j00 h4> m3 n0\/\/? g00d, WTF!!!1111

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  4. DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the it-is-still-on-the-damn-front-page dept.

    DUPE!

  5. Hrm.... by Ibanez · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/124424 8&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=172

    Somethings NEVER change!

    Blake

  6. You can't be serious. by outZider · · Score: 0

    This is within a few hours! Oh, wait, we're at Slashdot. Either way. *troutslap*

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/1244 24 8&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=172

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  7. Could have been worse... by ahooton · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...the phone could have been running Windows! Of course, then the first cell phone virus would have occurred ages ago...

    1. Re:Could have been worse... by cynicalmoose · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it's not that. The first cell phone virus would have happened ages ago if 90% of cell phones used the same architecture and OS. Whatever system you give that dominance, it will always have people exploiting it (or poor configuration thereof).

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    2. Re:Could have been worse... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      there's windows running mobile phones.. not that many though or not that widespread.

      but really, when the program spreads by relying on the user to authorize the only way to stop it is to take the power of choosing what to install away from the user, SOME PHONES DO THIS.

      I don't want phones to do that though(stop me from installing programs I want, or just coded).

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    3. Re:Could have been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been disproved ages ago. Please stop parroting it.

    4. Re:Could have been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid I can't read your email address. Is that supposed to be bonch@slackersguild.com?

    5. Re:Could have been worse... by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on working in a completely irrelevant and off-topic Windows bash, and actually getting some crackhead to mod it up as "Interesting."

      Bill? Is that you? Still trolling /., I see...

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    6. Re:Could have been worse... by ahooton · · Score: 1

      Yep, I was shocked... first troll I've bothered launching in a while, I didn't expect it to get even a little traction. /. is a strange and wonderous place...

    7. Re:Could have been worse... by Binary+Judas · · Score: 0

      Then I guess you can direct us to some source stating that 90% of cell phones run Symbian??

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    8. Re:Could have been worse... by bonch · · Score: 1

      I haven't had the account in close to a year. Lame.

  8. Also discovered... by payndz · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...first mobile phone virus dupe story!

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    You must think in Russian.
  9. I can see it now by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here it comes, SMS spam offering downloadable anti-virus software!

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    1. Re:I can see it now by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Here it comes, SMS spam offering downloadable anti-virus software!"

      If that ever happens, that company will recieve a $0.10 invoice for the instant messaging charge.

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      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:I can see it now by hutkey · · Score: 0

      will all mobile spammers be from china too?

    3. Re:I can see it now by Aphelion · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd post this in its own thread but it would likely get lost in the comments.

      There is already antivirus software for cell phones: my McAfee (version 7, mind you, not even the more recent version 8) Antivirus scans my Motorola MPx200 when I connect it to my computer via the mini-USB port on it.

      So it would just be a matter of adding the virus to the preexisting signatures.

  10. DAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Duplicate Article Found Today on /. Good job Michael. YOU FUCKING IDIOT

    1. Re:DAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually no, around 8 this morning, the story about firefox .9 was duped. both were on the front page too.

  11. spreads via bluetooth huh.... by mobiux · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I just need to stay 15 feet away from everyone and I should be fine.

    Kinda like a real virus.

    1. Re:spreads via bluetooth huh.... by whovian · · Score: 1

      Do they make Faraday condoms for 'toothers?

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    2. Re:spreads via bluetooth huh.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Informative
      Going for an informative here... BT standard range is 10metres and long range 100metres. Of course metreage will vary.

      Good reason to turn off your phone on the airplane :-).

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      Engineering is the art of compromise.
  12. It's like de ja vu all over again by s7uar7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/124424 8&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=172

  13. Nokia 3410 anyone? by The+One+KEA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is why I love my Nokia 3410. It's too simple to get easily hacked.

    Sometimes progress is not an advantage.

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    1. Re:Nokia 3410 anyone? by mousse-man · · Score: 1

      I still have a 6310i.

      Seems like I've been stuck in medieval times, cell-phone-wise.

      (but then, it can do GPRS, it has IRDA and can send SMS after being able to mangage a voice-to-voice communication). Maybe I'm just a bit outdated....

    2. Re:Nokia 3410 anyone? by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      I have a Nokia 5165 that has pretty much nothing special on it. A lot of my friends have the newer OMGL33T phones with color screens/downloadable stuff/etc, so I'm just like "oh yeah? WELL I CAN PLAY SNAKE!"

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    3. Re:Nokia 3410 anyone? by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      I've got a Kyocera 2135 given to me by my boss. AFAIK, its the cheapest, featureless phone Verizon offers.
      I don't mind, I use it to send/receive calls for 8 hours a day and it fits snugly in my pocket, battery lasts for probably 3 solid days on a night's charge.
      Simple is sometimes better.

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  14. These dupes are getting worse! by Gilesx · · Score: 1, Informative

    Umm was this duped less than 12 hours ago?

    Worm Developed for Nokia Series-60 Phones

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    1. Re:These dupes are getting worse! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Umm was this duped less than 12 hours ago?"

      "Last night's Slashdot story about cellular viruses was, without a doubt, the worst dupe ever. Rest assures that I was on the Internet within
      minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.. they owe me."


      What? They've given you thousands of pages of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them!

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      "Derp de derp."
  15. Re:First First Post Posted by daveashcroft · · Score: 0

    ahem:

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/1244 24 8&mode=nested&tid=126&tid=172

    editors.....are you alive?

  16. Come on, this is ridiculous by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok, I would maybe accept the odd one or two dupes, but not if the same story has appeared only a few hours earlier.

    1. Re:Come on, this is ridiculous by kubrick · · Score: 1

      ObYouMustBeNewHere.

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  17. He was quicker then me )(*@#./ by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    (I hate submitting a thread and seeing someone else get credit for finding it, just cause they found it first.)

    Anyway, please note this virus is relatively benign, just spreadign itself and some grafiti.

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  18. maybe... by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    this virus has an unknown effect:
    it submits stories to /. over and over! ;)

  19. For the love of god check the front page by Tuvai · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because embarrassments like this only give ammunition to the trolls.

    1. Re:For the love of god check the front page by Isldeur · · Score: 5, Insightful


      You really have to wonder when the editors of slashdot consistently show that they themselves don't read slashdot. Don't you?

    2. Re:For the love of god check the front page by garcia · · Score: 1

      Well, the editors just have it backwards... They read the articles they just don't read Slashdot.

  20. Dupe - No one reads DaddyPants email? by wizzy403 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Eh, why not, I've got some karma to burn...

    I saw this was a dupe when it was "In The Mysterious Future" and emailed daddypants, but it *STILL* got posted. WTF??

    1. Re:Dupe - No one reads DaddyPants email? by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      I emailed it too. michael probably just put all the stories in the queue at once and went to lunch/dinner.

    2. Re:Dupe - No one reads DaddyPants email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they don't, because I e-mailed them as well while we were in the mysterious future...

    3. Re:Dupe - No one reads DaddyPants email? by Patrick+Lewis · · Score: 1

      Me too.

      Michael apparently can't be bothered to read email OR the front page of the site he works for.

      --
      "If I am such a genius, how come that I am drunk and lost in the desert with a bullet in my ass?" --Otto (Malcom ITM)
    4. Re:Dupe - No one reads DaddyPants email? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone needs their ass put on everyone's ignore list. Penalty box, 5 weeks.

  21. Holy Shit! by Luscious868 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Deja fucking Vu .... and while I'm at it ... Go Pistons!

    1. Re:Holy Shit! by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
      I heard the NBA finals, have got their biggest ever TV audience as of yet.

      I mean, really does anyone outside LA, even remotely admires the current Lakers ?

      Note to moderators :- Moderating a post as "OffTopic" in a dupe story is rather "redundunt".

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  22. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We ALL KNOW IT'S A FUCKING DUPE! We don't need each and every one of you idiots who notices it to post a comment that this is a dupe. If you don't want to make a useful comment about the story, don't make one at all. Your whining and bitching does nothing. How about reading the other comments before your "omg dupe" posts?

    1. Re:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dupe!

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/124424 8

      oh, wait...

    2. Re:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is what you do:
      (1) set threshold to 4 or 5. (2) shut up and dont troll.

    3. Re:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, i read the other comments--how about my "wtf, dupe" comment?

      Oh, wait. Is my comment duplicating other comments on the same page, bitching about a duplicate story? Oops, i didn't notice.

  23. Duplicate. by vojtech · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This has already been reported earlier today.
    The worm spreads through the BlueTooth interface
    and requires to be run by a human after receiving.

  24. Waitaminnut-- by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is no dupe--this is the Slashdot.Editor.F work trying to propagate itself!

    Quick, close port 80!

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    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

  25. first cell phone spam engine by jbeamon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Apparently, we've seen not only the first cell phone worm/virus, but the first one with a spam engine that submits copies of itself to slashdot all day.

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    -j
  26. dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    dupe?

    from only 7 hours ago?

  27. Effects of the virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard the virus will use your cell phone to post the same story over and over again on Slashdot..oh wait thats just the Slashdot editors at work!

  28. And the purpose of the exercise was? by emorphien · · Score: 2, Informative

    that no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks

    Inherent in society is a certain bit of stupidity, mixed with skill, it's a dangerous and irritating rash that itches on the skin of the sane.

    Why does this need to be pointed out? Ohh, right, because asshats such as these guys or others will write viruses that will exploit this weakness just because they can. Ahh yes, personal entertainment at the expense of others, it's our God given right!

    I'm really sick of this. Not only the tard that write the real viruses and whatnot, but that leads to the fact that there can be dipshits such as these guys to say "ohh look world, here's a vulnerability." Do they feel they're helping anyone any more than the writers of the actual malicious code?

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  29. PARENT IS A DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is a dupe. oh and a nutsack.

  30. Already reported by Motherchucker · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/15/124424 8&mode=nested&tid=126&tid=172

  31. I don't get it... by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This duplicate story gets accepted and posted, while my story about Akamai claiming they got attacked gets rejected... sigh...

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    1. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you whine a little more?

    2. Re:I don't get it... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Try posting a story about Firefox 0.9 being out today. It has been amazing me all day that nobody has submitted a story yet.

      I would... but I am a little busy right now.

    3. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why yes I can... Thanks for asking :)

    4. Re:I don't get it... by Da+VinMan · · Score: 1

      It was?! Well, thank the deities that no one HAS posted a story about it. Now we stand a chance of getting a hold of it. Hell, they probably aren't posting the story yet either so THEY can get it first. ;+)

      Oh, and THANK YOU!

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    5. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone already did post about the release today, but it was pulled while still in the mysterious future because we apparently should have gotten our fill on Firefox 0.9 from the review posted yesterday...

      And don't get me started on the newsworthy stuff I've submitted and gotten rejected today...

    6. Re:I don't get it... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Try posting a story about Firefox 0.9 being out today. It has been amazing me all day that nobody has submitted a story yet.

      I did. It got rejected in approximately a half-hour.

      This, on the other hand, is a duplicate of a story that's still on the front page.

      I can forgive the occasional dupe when it's a dupe from three days or more, but... still on the front page?! You've got to be kidding me.

      --
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    7. Re:I don't get it... by KarMann · · Score: 1

      What, do you really want Yet Another Dupe that soon already?!?

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    8. Re:I don't get it... by Fooby · · Score: 1

      So what? If I cared that much about when firefox 0.9 came out I'd go to freshmeat, right? Is Firefox 0.9 such a huge milestone? It's just one of half a dozen decent gecko-based browsers, and it's not even the 1.0 release. There's enough software update stories on slashdot as it is.

    9. Re:I don't get it... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Yesterday when that was posted, Firefox 0.9 wasn't out yet. That review was based on RC1, which is worlds different than this build...

    10. Re:I don't get it... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Foo: Try posting a story about Firefox 0.9 being out today. It has been amazing me all day that nobody has submitted a story yet.
      Bar: I did. It got rejected in approximately a half-hour.

      Actually, that story was out yesterday. Evidence here.

      No excuse for this dupe, though. Must be summer in the Northern Hemisphere again.

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    11. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just a case of coincidence, because Firefox 0.9 wasn't available yesterday, what was available was the 0.9 release candidate.

      Trust me, I looked around the Mozilla FTP server when that story hit and was unable to find a copy of it.

    12. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:I don't get it... (Score:1, Offtopic)
      by Grey Ninja (739021) on Tuesday June 15, @02:08PM (#9434756)

      )!#@(%*)(!*#!!!!!

    13. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that story was out yesterday.

      No, that's an "article" about a review of the Firefox 0.9 Release Candidate. There has been no story about the release of Firefox 0.9.

    14. Re:I don't get it... by mangu · · Score: 1

      Try submitting a story on "Theora I Bistream Format Frozen". Since timothy accepted the first one, michael will accept yours.

    15. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be summer in the Northern Hemisphere again.

      Early summer. It's all that moldy homegrown from last year demonstrating it's ugliness.

    16. Re:I don't get it... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      OK, color me confused. I guess it wasn't rejected... I guess they swapped the story order or seomthing? Oddly enough, it no longer lists the previous story I had accepted.

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  32. Dupe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anybody else noticed this, but this story is a dupe.

    1. Re:Dupe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, we sure didn't. I didn't notice the first 64 posters who said the same thing. If it weren't for your wisdom, I would be thinking this was fresh news.

  33. why? oh why? WHY!? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Is there enough time to put something in the "from the 'x' dept" underneath the title, but no time to look on the right or SCROLL DOWN! and see the original story?

    And this is after subscribers email Dupe! notices!

    1. Re:why? oh why? WHY!? by HBK-4G · · Score: 1

      I thought it was obvious that they've farmed out the editorial work. Think about it.

      1) Bought by OSDN.
      2) Outsourced editorial work to India.
      3) ????
      4) Profit! In Cancun!

      Every dupe brings forth rabid replies.. which just increases the ad count. Wave to the banner ad up top!

    2. Re:why? oh why? WHY!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, you must be new here...

    3. Re:why? oh why? WHY!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banner ad up top? What banner ad up to?

      /A vote for me is a vote for ad-blocki...Wait, wrong site.

    4. Re:why? oh why? WHY!? by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there enough time to put something in the "from the 'x' dept" underneath the title, but no time to look on the right or SCROLL DOWN! and see the original story?

      Maybe the departments don't communicate well? ;-)

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  34. Michael is a gaylord faggot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what a stupid fucking asshat.

    1. Re:Michael is a gaylord faggot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey by the way, has anyone noticed yet that this story is a dupe... A dupe i tells you!

      Michael is surely the most fucking moronic cunthole on the face of the planet. He should be put in a fucking zoo for us all to laugh and make fun of.

  35. Maybe there's a /. dupe worm? by otter42 · · Score: 0

    I remember seeing some flames about michael's editing job. I'm really beginning to see where it's coming from. Between the dupes and modding, it's getting rather annoying.

    I guess I can't complain that much, seeing as I never really contribute that much. However, it's hard NOT to take notice when things devolve this badly. I've been with /. a long time, since 2001 or so, and before this last year I had only seen a couple dups EVER. Now I'm seeing them on a constant basis, or seeing old articles from years ago dredged up.

    (No karma bonus for this self-admitted complaining crap!)

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  36. Fools by Le+Marteau · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what they get for not implementing Linux on their hardware. Everyone knows Linux is teh bomb, and that it is immune to virii due to the fact that Linus smiled upon it. When will they learn? Corporate, pointy-headed drones, they are, incapable of seeing the truth even when it smacks them in their pasty managerial conformist greed-centric open-source hating faces.

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  37. NEW TOPIC ANYONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since this is a dupe, and we are (mostly) intelligent people...how about we just start a new topic? Here:
    The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman. Discuss.

    1. Re:NEW TOPIC ANYONE by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      I believe it was the "Wholly Roamin' Empire." After all, the capital did move around quite a bit, and somehow ended up in Austria, I hear....

  38. Here's the dupe update by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Editors: feel free to copy/paste.

    Update: 06/15 15:15 GMT by M: You may remember we mentioned this earlier today.

    Helpfully yours
    *bow*

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    1. Re:Here's the dupe update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he'd rather have

      Update: 06/15 22:16 GMT by M: Some morons e-mailed me saying that this is a "dupe." I don't want to humor them with a direct response, but I stand by my story and will not remove it. Don't feed the trolls.

  39. Extra, extra evening news same as morning news. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    For everyone that just started checking /. at 4:00 pm. this article was posted at 9:04 am. this morning.

    Morning News.

  40. Antivirus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the mobile-phone antivirus solution will come from the same "International Group" that wrote the virus.

    Just like glass repair places usually shoot parked cars with BB guns.

    Gotta stay in business somehow.

    1. Re:Antivirus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying something about Symantec and McAfee?

  41. scoring system for the editors by Phelan · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should start a game like Survivor, and keep track of the editors dupe's. First editor to 5 is off the island... That should be a good 4 days entertainment

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    1. Re:scoring system for the editors by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

      And if some editor ends up with too many dupes, you can always select not to see his/her stories on the main page from your preferences.

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  42. Not the first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I though there was a SMS-sending virus for cell phones in some country over a year ago?

  43. Damn, literally a dupe on SAME PAGE as the first by sumac · · Score: 0

    morons, morons, morons

  44. mobile devices by AndroidonPPC · · Score: 1

    You know, we could just be happy using mobile phones as mobile phones, instead of appliances with bluetooth connectivity, internet browsers, and so on. Hell, I can't even get any ring tones on my phone that don't sound stupid. Hell, its hard enough keeping the damn thing from crashing and freezing every 4 months. Best wireless network my ass, verizon!

  45. Bummer by Spackler · · Score: 1

    I wanted to be the first to say that this is the second phone virus. I then would have had fun saying that Michael reads slashdot on his phone, which is why he didn't see the first story. However, all I get to do is say "Me Too". Brings me right back to the early 90's.

  46. This goes along with a BBC story... by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Apparently, in London, it has become quite fashionable for yuppies to pick up "hot dates" by messaging everyone in the area via Bluetooth. The technique (if spamming can be called a technique) goes under the name of Toothing.


    So... adding a little danger to the thrills of Unprotected Toothing...

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  47. Do it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, someone submit it again! Let's see if we can get it on the front page THREE times.

  48. Wait wait wait by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a case with a mobile phone virus a couple years ago in Europe? It would spread when you called someone, or something like that. I'm really sure this isn't the first virus.

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  49. You mean the SECOND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy two viruses on one day? What are the chances on SLASHDOT!?!?!

  50. Bluetooth considered harmful by leakingmemory · · Score: 1

    I guess they should consider doing something about the bluetooth system. It seems to be a serious security threat. Think about how bad things can happen and spread around without drawing anybosy's attention.

    Sometime we'll probably be seing spy-worms around.

  51. Was actually less than 7 hours ago ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To be exact:


    The FIRST article titled "Worm Developed for Nokia Series-60 Phones" was posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday June 15, @10:04AM.


    The SECOND article (this one) titled "First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered" was posted by Michael on Tuesday June 15, @04:59PM.


    Conclusions left to /.


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  52. Spreads via bluethooth eh? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Great! In the future moms won't tell you to stay away from public toilets and murky places because you can get STDs. Now you can get PTDs as well x.x;

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    1. Re:Spreads via bluethooth eh? by Grelli · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be a BTD?

  53. Cell phone virus? by weeboo0104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not nearly as bad as the virus I got from that public pay phone!
    That shanker lasted a week!

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    1. Re:Cell phone virus? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Not nearly as bad as the virus I got from that public pay phone!

      Now you know why phone sanitizers perform an important function in society.

  54. Infect *this* by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Funny
    These "Cabir" guys claim they're trying to show that "no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks".

    I'll believe that when they infect my refrigerator. Oops, looks like they already got that week-old bottle of milk...darn...

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  55. More info here! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
  56. I got an idea!!! by Hassman · · Score: 5, Funny
    How about everyone post that this is a dupe instead of just ignoring this story and moving on with your life! Could we do that a little bit? Cuz of the 100 messages below only 99 of them speak the obvious.

    I know, I know. It is confusing and complicated. I myself didn't believe this was a dupe until I read the 65th post saying it was. To be honest, even then I was a little skeptical. So to be sure I read the next 20 posts. Sure enough they all agreed with the other 65 people: The story is a dupe.

    But for some reason, I still wasn't 100% convinced. To be super sure, I took a strole down to my crime lab and ran a few tests. The results?

    The framerate on Quake 3 is better when using the Radeon 9800 Pro compared to using a Voodoo 2.

    I realized that these benchmark tests were getting me nowhere, so I quickly ran outside and stopped a few people on the street. After explaining the situation on slashdot, 3 people quickly walked away, 2 spit on me, and the last guy asked me for change so he could take the bus. I gave him 35 cents.

    At this point I started panicing, as time is running out. I ran back inside read and yesterday's penny-arcade. What an eye opener... it dawned on me: NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF THIS STORY IS A DUPE. JESUS CHRIST, LEAVE IT ALONE AND MOVE ONTO THE NEXT STORY.

    That is all.

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    1. Re:I got an idea!!! by mekkab · · Score: 1

      yo, dude. This story is a dupe.

      Just thought you'd appreciate me pointing out how smart I am.

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    2. Re:I got an idea!!! by Stormie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't understand. The problem with dupe stories is not the mere fact that they are dupes, but that the discussion will now be fractured across two articles. That is why it is vitally important that any dupe story have its discussion reduced to a smouldering wasteland of "DUPE!" comments as quickly as possible. As you say, only 99 messages speak the obvious in this discussion - and as a result, some people have posted interesting and worthwhile comments that should have been instead posted to the first article.

      Maybe next time, if 999 people scream "DUPE!", this tragedy can be avoided.

  57. Well duh ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    'called Cabir - appears to have been developed by an international group specialising in creating viruses which try to show "that no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks"... until now it has had no harmful effect.'

    And no machine is safe and reliable after tossing a wrench into it's works.
  58. Dupe on the same page even! by dspyder · · Score: 1

    How often does that happen????

    --D Score: -1 Redundant or +1 funny, I don't care.

    1. Re:Dupe on the same page even! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretty often. This is /.

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    2. Re:Dupe on the same page even! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not kidding...half of those idiots actually take the time to bitch bout duplicate posts...can you believe that?

  59. What a dupe... by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1

    ...the first story is still at the front page...

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  60. New and latest information on who is vulnerable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New and latest information all about who is vulnerable is available in this report: Its a 20K PDF Its all good. GR.

  61. The ultimate cell phone virus... by vikingpower · · Score: 2, Funny

    is the one that does a DOS on /. every time it infects a new phone.

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  62. Slashdot is as illiterate as ..... +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right!!!

    Slashdot is as illiterate as the World's Most Dangerous "Leader"

    Anxiously anticipating another duped story,
    Kilgore Trout

  63. Bluetooth vulnerabilities by arfuni · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bluetooth being insecure isn't exactly news (or repeated news, for that matter). A lot of the first generation blue tooth phones had Bluetooth on by default. A friend of mine used to pull all sorts of malicious crap with a Nokia N-Gage. He would just sit in a busy mall hacking away at anyone who sits in the food court. If you have a blue tooth phone with no off setting get a replacement. ;)

  64. Not the Ngage! by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

    A mobile phone virus that infects the N-Gage Nokia models has disabled all N-Gage models across the US.

    8 users are affected and "devastated" by the attack.

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  65. virus fishing cure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went fly-fishing on the Oyster River, (forgot my cell was in my rain coat pocket). When the inevitable deep wade caught me a 7lb Coho. I remembered the phone. Needless to say salt water and cell phones do not mix. The lesson I learned is this, life in general and fly-fishing are much better without a cell phone.

  66. Important question by bonch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there some way we can work a random, irrelevant Microsoft bash into this discussion about viruses?

    1. Re:Important question by aka-ed · · Score: 3, Funny
      Atually we are discussing redundancy.

      Not as off-topic as you thought, eh?

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    2. Re:Important question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that if someone did, you would be right there to jump all over him because YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE!

  67. Discovered vs. Created by thebes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Aren't viruses created and implemented rather than just being discovered wrecking havoc on phones?

  68. damn script kiddies! by Rai · · Score: 1

    ...an international group specialising in creating viruses which try to show "that no technology is reliable and safe from their attacks"

    How can you make a claim like that when your most notable accomplishment is making a bunch of cell phones display an obscure word? Wipe clean my credit card debt or take out the IRS databases and then I'll agree with you on what l33t h4X0rs you are.

  69. What's the NSTA handbook say about scoring on this by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    I want a ruling on this...

    First Post on a DUPE story can't possibly be considered a legitmate First Post, can it?!!!

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  70. Next dupe at 11:54PM ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The FIRST article titled "Worm Developed for Nokia Series-60 Phones" was posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday June 15, @10:04AM.


    The SECOND article (this one) titled "First Mobile Phone Virus Discovered" was posted by Michael on Tuesday June 15, @04:59PM.


    So we would expect the next one at 11:54PM ...


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  71. High scores by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Duplicate posts by editor, according to a quick unscientific search on Google (site:slashdot.org dupe "posted by $name"):

    timothy - 114
    michael - 104
    CmdrTaco - 80
    Hemos - 32
    CowboyNeal - 22
    pudge - 12

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    1. Re:High scores by sPaKr · · Score: 1

      and Timmy and Mikey have been here much less and approved a much smaller fraction of submitions. By percenetage the numbers are even more dramatic. We need a Timmy and Mikey filter.

    2. Re:High scores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go. Just check off "timothy" and "michael" in the Authors section. Most of what they post is tinfoil-hat "Your Rights Online" pap and duplicates anyway. I wouldn't believe anything they claim to post.

    3. Re:High scores by boisepunk · · Score: 1

      can we get a list so we see who duplcates whose stories?
      -The Microphone Phantom

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  72. Dupe by da2 · · Score: 1

    not only is it a dupe, it's a dupe of an article about 6-7 stories down on the front page

  73. How do they program moblie phone applicatioins? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    Sorry for sounding like too much of a novice here, but I've been trying to find sites with information about programming applications for mobile phones that take advantage of the bluetooth functioin. No, I am not interested in making a virus! Does anybody know what the best sites are? What kind of programming language and development environment do they require? Can you use Java to make applications that work on all mobile phones with bluetooth? I'm surprised that bluetooth viruses are being created when I can't even find any comprehensive information about programming for bluetooth mobile phones.

    1. Re:How do they program moblie phone applicatioins? by a_peckover · · Score: 1

      See the Symbian website. Symbian OS is an open platform, well for now anyway.

  74. kittens by rasz · · Score: 1

    Remember, a kitten dies everytime you dupe a story !

    1. Re:kittens by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      Now there's a euphemism I hadn't heard before.

    2. Re:kittens by mekkab · · Score: 1
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  75. well, I was just reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... on another duped thread that 79% of nokia 60 series phone owners also own a computar running a version of microsoft windows operating system, and because they are so used to daily viruses, they thought their phone would get "lonely" and feel left out, so they sponsored a virus making contest that would serve as an adjunct for ringtones du juor. I would provide the link, but it's no use, the site is slashdotted already..but you can trust me, I really read it and it's on...uhh.. google and stuff... really...

  76. Verizon by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

    Can you hack me now? ...
    Good!

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  77. spam by n0dez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And yes... 85% of sms spam will come from infected windows cellphones.

    1. Re:spam by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      and there are how many Windows cellphones exactly?

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  78. Dammit, I have mod points.... by 6Yankee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and I still can't mod that twit Michael -5, Redundant. Gonna sit this lot out, I think.

  79. Could be worse... by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1
    I was worried there for a second. I thought someone had created a virus for The Sybian. A remote exploit for a half horsepower pud puller could be very very bad.

    Peter

  80. As usual by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Michael dupes a Taco post.

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  81. Amazing firsts... by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

    ... The first cell phone virus, and also the first slashdot dupe about a cell phone virus! What a day of firsts!

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  82. The real issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG OMG!

    I read this first story about the phone worm and it was no problem my phone is just cordless then I found out its a virus maybe. That makes me run the heurustics all on and OMG IT FOUND IT! I have the trojan virus phone thing and I know I shoulda make backups like I do on my RAID5 hotswappable Windows2000 server that I put my hiphop MP3s on. So I took my phone back to Radioshack and they said "YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB!" :((( I am so throwing a bom in that place its not funny. So wheres the link to the patch I need? I cant run patches but my cousin is a 10 year old linux genius and he says he can do it for me on my phone tomrrow until then I have to use corded phone (is like dialup these days.. sooooo old!!!!)

    So please post the link now for the patch and maybe to help show me how to make my backup on a CD. KTHX!

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  83. It's a PHONE, dammit... by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...why, oh, why, oh WHY does everything that ought to be a simple, functional device end up as a bloated mass of featuritis with a clunky user interface, a 250-page manual... and the ability to accept and automatically execute executable content?

    There is no rationale reason whatsoever why a cell phone needs to be susceptible to viruses.

    What next? Digital cameras that are capable of updating their firmware by photographing the screen of the vendor's website... that will be infested by virus code which somebody smuggles onto the Jumbotron screen at a football game?

    1. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by dalmiroy2k · · Score: 1

      Symantec Inc. it's proud to announce "Norton Antivirus for Mobile phones" featuring:

      _ Fast virus detection and removal, it only takes 50% of your cell phones internal memory!
      _ Automaticaly updates itself (using your call credit) or you can do it manually by dialing *NORTON
      _ Also included "Norton Antispam SMS edition" which will filter your unwanted sms messages and delete them.

      j/k

    2. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is no rationale reason whatsoever why a cell phone needs to be susceptible to viruses.

      Then you think that there is no need for a mobile where you can install third-party software? All a virus is is a malicious piece of software.

      Would the same hold for a PC perhaps? Maybe you should only ever be allowed to use the software that comes with it, provided by the OS vendor? That would make things a lot more secure! After all, "there is no need for a OS to be susceptible to viruses", is there?

    3. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by RESPAWN · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then you think that there is no need for a mobile where you can install third-party software?

      As a matter of fact, I do. As the parent poster put it, "It's a PHONE, dammit!" Not all of us want a super-convergence device that allows us to play games, send email, calculate our taxes, photograph our pets, etc. Believe it or not, some of us just want a damn phone and that's it.

      Personally, I expect my phone to be an appliance and I treat it as such. When I look for a phone, I only look at a few things: 1)battery life, 2)size, 3)silent ringer, 4)what kind of signal does it get, and 5)can it do SMS (the only phone luxury I rely on)? I could give a rat's ass whether or not I can install that really cool new puzzle game all my friends are playing, and all of the functions can be provided from the manufacturer. I just want to make and receive calls anywhere, anytime. It's a PHONE .

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    4. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      OK, so clearly we have different things we look for in a phone. Mine does e-mail, web, MSN, photos, divx, mp3, gps, mapping and calendaring. You can also use it as a keydrive. I couldn't care less for games and ringtones, just functionality that I actually use. I've actually stopped using my desktop as much, as I no longer have to log on just to see if I have mail.

    5. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem that I've seen so far with mail on my phone is that it limits the size of the messages. Then you add in the fact that it takes forever, even with predictive text input, to type a message and it starts to become less useful.


      I will admit that I was considering a PDA/phone for a bit recently, but I decided that the extra bulk wasn't worth the addition of a PDA... and then I realized that all I really need is simply, just-a-phone. If I want any of the other features I'll just get a PDA that can use my phone as a modem. I think what it boils down to for me is that when I'm out and away from home I just don't want any of those extras with me, and if I do I can bring only the device I need for that added functionality. I.E. bring Nomad IIc when I want mp3s, Canon SD100 when I want pictures, and my laptop for many of the other features.


      I guess it just boils down to what your needs and wants are. Personally, I prefer discrete devices for specific functions, and really wish that I could just get a really small phone without a whole bunch of features other than those that I mentioned.


      Like this one here: http://reviews.cnet.com/Siemens_SL56/4505-6454_7-2 1008701.html. Too bad I'm switching to Sprint in the near future and they don't have anything like it. That is probably the first cell phone that I've actually lusted after.

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    6. Re:It's a PHONE, dammit... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      You need to move to Europe! :-) We get all the cool phones here.

  84. Real virus? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    At least when it comes to spreading, this virus would resemble a real virus more closely.. You have to be in "bluetooth range" to get infected..

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  85. Modded down because ... ? by dunng808 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is it just the School's Out effect? Who would waste moderator points modding down the first five posters, all pointing out that this is a dupe. The point is, it is. So I figure, it's gotta be those millions of school boys and school girls running barefoot through the Slashdot grass, some of whom, having been blessed by the random mod fairie, are modding for the very first time. Or maybe they're just no good troublemakers.

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  86. Why this will be different by leperkuhn · · Score: 1

    since there are a variety of different phone operating systems there shouldn't be any viruses that completely overwhelm phones like with windows/outlook. i'm not worried.

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    1. Re:Why this will be different by smash · · Score: 1
      Granted, however...

      Many corporate customers have a standard business phone they purchase for their employees.

      One employee gets the virus, then everyone who visits that person's office/etc gets it on their phone as well.

      So no, it might not knock out a whole phone network, but it could conceivably be used for espionage - its just another entry point into the corporate network. From the phone, the virus could conceivably attack other bluetooth devices, such as notebooks, etc...

      Sounds like an "easy" way around a perimeter firewall to me...

      smash.

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  87. /ME wonders... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...if any of the /. admins actually read /.?

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  88. yet again by deathazre · · Score: 1

    makes me glad I'm still using my old analog phone.
    Well, maybe using isn't the right word.

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  89. Re:dupe...MOD UP by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Please mod parent to +5, Ancient Music.

    Just in case the younguns missed the reference.

  90. Duplicate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the same article as another one earlier today about the same worm/virus?

  91. Hey did you hear!??!!! by Thorstein · · Score: 1

    The first mobile phone virus was dis- What? Oh, wow, redundancy rocks!

  92. First email spam I got... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Here it comes, SMS spam offering downloadable anti-virus software!

    The first email spam I got - 'WAY back when - was an offer selling bulk mailing software and an address list.

    "Oh, oh!" thought I. "Here comes the junkmail!"

    (THAT was the understatement of the digital age, wasn't it? B-( )

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    1. Re:First email spam I got... by s0ny · · Score: 1

      Can anyone else out there gauge just how bad this is? Imagine the costs involved when virus infect your phone and start calling people and smsing them. Imagine the bills it would be possible to run up!! Hundreds? Thousands? HUNDREDS of thousands? Not only that imagine how glogged telecommunications would get if the virus make phones mass sms someone or call them. It would be like a mobile phones version of a DDoS effect.

  93. When will this stop?! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Great... lets see when we can download the world's first mobile phone anti-virus!

    Next thing you know, you'll need a virus blocker for your genitals to avoid downloading a virus while having sexual intercourse.

    Oh, wait...

  94. What next by pingurslapp · · Score: 1

    Probably, Linux users and ranters will say, see you should have gone with an embedded linux instead of symbian. Symbian users will say, yeh but at least ours works out of the box, and it will go on, just as the original fight Windows Vs Linux, it will now be Symbian and Windows Vs Linux.

  95. He probably missed it because ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    why? oh why? WHY!? Is there enough time to put something in the "from the 'x' dept" underneath the title, but no time to look on the right or SCROLL DOWN! and see the original story?

    He probably missed it because the previous story was under "security" and this one under "handhelds".

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  96. Would This Article Have Anything To Do With... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    THIS one - "Worm Developed for Nokia Series-60 Phones" - on the SAME FRAGGIN' FRONT PAGE???!!!

    Yoo-hoo, editors!

    LEAVE OFF THE FRAGGIN' POT AND PAY ATTENTION!!!!

    Meanwhile, the Total Information Awareness program rolls on with /. oblivious as usual...

    Oh, wait, I guess /. is now PART of the TIA! That would explain it all...

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  97. Simple is more. by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    This is why I just want a phone that sends and receives calls, checks voicemail, and stores numbers. Keeping time is optional as long as I know when any voicemails were left. My cell phone is for direct personal communication. Anything else, and I'm not interested. (Of course, I wasn't interested in cell phones until just last December.)

  98. Human civilisation has evolved to the point that.. by logic-gate · · Score: 1

    We finally need Telephone Sanitizers!!

  99. MS bash, by request by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    I though Windows Mobile was the first cellphone virus.

  100. my phone got a virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but that was just when it was stolen by some homosexual infected with aids and he shoved it up his ass and set it to vibrate...

    Have $5250 deposied directly into your PayPal account guaranteed. You will make money, I did.

  101. So? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Doctors don't diagnose themselves, Hairdressers don't cut their own hair, bus drivers take the car to work, the people at the benefits office got jobs. Surely reporters not reading their own stories is nothing to be suprised about. /me opens the morning newspaper and counts the spelling errors and dupe posts in a paid for newspaper. Neither do editors in "respectable" news outlets it seems.

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  102. no technology is reliable and safe from attack? by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

    What about the good old Commodore 64? Maybe you could have a problem if they could write a program to overwrite your GEOS boot disk, but that disk is usually write protected, and the C-64 always boots from a unchanging ROM chip at startup.

    Therefore, any company that's truly concerned about security should put all of it's most important applications on a C-64 cluster.

  103. Way nicer than they could have been. by ColPanic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Symbian (and MSFT once they get their act together) will almost certainly bring baaaaad virii to the phone networks. I have done a lot of work with Symbian phones, and SMS but I'm not a script kiddie/virus guy, but I'm gonna tell ya how you SHOULD have done this. (give me some props if you actually do it).

    There was(is) a bug on some of the US based sms GSM handsets (may be worse, but I only know the US).... The bug was that sending a malformed binary SMS message to a specific SMSC would hang the queue for the device.... you just wouldn't get any more SMS messages to your phone (until they went in and poked it out by hand)

    You should have exploited the fact that all phones now use SMS, and most have either Symbian or Java... Written a propagation routine that read the addy book, propogated to all of those, and then sent the sender a malformed message of death!

    The user would get a message from his buddy saying "install", and after he did, he;d be fucked before he could stop it/call his friends. MUCH higher propagation levels no?

    Second better plan to the one they did:
    Trogan a java game (since you can get at the code so easy)... put up some services on various operator networks.... like Voda Live, or the 88k different ringtone providers etc... and then just have all infected phones text their premium rate servies all day long.

    Not my game plan personally, but IT IS COMING! all the things I said today can happen TODAY!

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    1. Re:Way nicer than they could have been. by ColPanic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Christ fuck.... I'm unemployed right now so perhaps I should just write a better one! Ever since watching Lawnmower man I've had a penchant for seeing all the phone in the world ring at once.

      Is there some group/agency I could call that would let me do this without arresting me and putting me in a box forever?

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  104. You must be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    new here.

  105. Discovered? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well damn if that's not amazing.

    My hat's off to these brave pioneers, searching for viruses in the wilds of the Yukon. (Or is it the Netherlands?) I imagine it must have been like the guy who found the first dinosaur skeleton. All these hecklers saying they don't exaist, then BOOM justification for all that research money spent digging through centuries of sediment.

    No, now really. Isn't the proper term something more like "released," "written," or perhaps "invented?"

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  106. The real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is yet another communications method for polymorphic virus's and worms to take.

  107. Not in the wild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to SecurityFocus, the virus was recieved by anti-virus firms from its creators, and has not yet been seen in the wild.

  108. FINALLY!!!... A Good Use For BlueTooth Technology! by BaDunkaDunk · · Score: 1

    i have been searching for a good reason to embrace bluetooth... and lo... it has appeared unto me on a tortilla in mexico no less... :P

  109. How is this the FIRST mobile phone virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has everybody forgotten this story from three years ago? http://www.wired.com/news/wireless/0,1382,44545,00 .html