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  1. If anything goes wrong... on Mars Express launch today · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...just call SOS Beagles

    Let's hope the ESA engineers haven't been barkin' up the wrong tree.

  2. And the beta tester is... on Gecko Feet Inspire Sticky Tape · · Score: 1

    ...obviously this one

  3. What the signal will look like? on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 5, Funny
    It'll be "intelligent noise". Any civilization capabable of sending radio signals will be poluting the universe with signals from various sources, just like we've done for the past 80 years.

    Perhaps if we're lucky, we'll receive the first episode of their SCI-FI series - "Pale Men From Earth!"

  4. And the beta tester are... on The Soldier is the Network · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Dolph Lundegren and Claude Van Damme. If they can sober up the latter one, that is.

  5. Re:Turn on? on Stem Cell "Master Gene" Found · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    "You are better off writing a piece of code that gives a woman an orgasm when she takes a bite of the chocolate cake you sent her. " OK - thanks for the tip.

    Deployment issues aside, I think I know how to write the program. Just needs to *push the right buttons*.

    A couple of shifts, a few rotates and a longjmp should do it.

  6. Turn on? on Stem Cell "Master Gene" Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I exploit this knownledge to turn on women, you think?

  7. Take off on Aqwon, the First Hydrogen Scooter · · Score: 1
    Nice. When you crash this thing, it automatically goes into take off mode.

    Prepare for a rough landing, though.

  8. Re:My problem with .NET on San Mehat On Web Services & .Net · · Score: 1
    Well, my previous employer used both Java and .NET. Curiously, .NET projects were more successfull and the result less buggy.

    The management decided to use Java only where portability was an issue.

    I dig Java, but the C#/.NET combo is far better in several areas. The Java community shouldn't dismiss .NET - it's growing fast, and it works like a charm.

  9. I bet.... on LOTR The Musical! · · Score: 1

    ...they can't do the fireworks.

  10. UnitedStupidty? on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 1

    What a grumpy company. "Damn it, that shitty UnitedLinux thingy didn't work out after all - let's sue'em all!" - Overheard on a SCO board meeting

  11. Great New Science needs a name. on Play GNU Chess On Your Scanner · · Score: 1

    Glyphology?