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  1. Java is a slow cruncher on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    He sounds like a clever guy, but "pure Java" for number crunching!?! With "pure C", it'd take half the time with half the number of computers.

    FP ops in Java are incredibly slow and broken.

  2. Re:Python's dirty little secret on Testing Frameworks in Python · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Agreed. This isn't well known mostly because Python is used to create short-lived scripts and OS's are fairly good at cleaning up after leaky processes.

    I would never use Python for server applications, but I love it for quick'n'dirty scripts (although I prefer Ruby more and more these days.)

  3. Quantum problem on Quantum Cryptography Leaving the Lab · · Score: 1
    Soon, crackers will use anti-matter to do man-in-the-middle attacks.

    I call'em quarkers.

  4. Re:Privacy monster on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1
    "My point though (and it is "fink, btw :P ), is that if it is really that important, ..."

    And my point is that too few people know it's that important. Nevertheless, everyone should tell dad how to use PGP ;-)

  5. Re:Privacy monster on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1

    The problem, pink, is that 80% of all Internet users are very little aware of the privacy issues involved. While /.'ers have no problem encrypting mail, my dad does. So does most of my friends.
    I'm not whining here, just raising an red flag.

  6. Privacy monster on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google is becoming a potential privacy monster; if you concider GMail and cross indexing with the terabytes of data they've gonna get theire hands on... You see, it includes never-to-be-deleted mail archives, all newsgroup postings since the 80's, mailing list archives, blogs, *cached* snapshots of personal web pages... the list goes on.

  7. Re:What about 802.11G? on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 0
    "802.11g's practical max throughput is around 25Mbps "

    Well, that's certainly not my experience. At our shop, we utilize at least 80% of the theoretical 11g throughput.

    Where on earth do you have this information from?

  8. Re:What about 802.11G? on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 0

    Well, 802.11G beats most wired networks already. Believe it or not, tons of LAN's are still at 10Mbps and many 100Mpbs networks have effective throughput much lower than 802.11G due to hopeless hardware configurations.

  9. Yeah, but on A Movie From Before Movies Were Invented · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure there's plates of porn somewhere from the 17'th century. They're always the first ones to use new technology.

  10. Re:Not guaranteed? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 0

    Well, we've seen what an airbag can do these days.

  11. News? Oh my!!! What's next? on P2P News Syndication? · · Score: -1, Troll

    News? Oh my!!! What's next?
    pr0n?

  12. Hmrph on Israeli Ministry of Commerce Picks OO.org Over MS · · Score: 0

    This decision is not economical. It's political. I'm pretty sure Bill won't vote for George next time.

  13. Tune in on The Opus Interview · · Score: 0
    "MSNBC: Ozzy Osbourne?
    Opus: Yep. Great guy. Can't understand a word he says, just like Bill."

    I can understand Ozzy. You just have to "tune in."

  14. Sure? on Yahoo Reminds Users That 'No' Doesn't Mean 'No' · · Score: 1, Funny
    "I deleted my Yahoo account a month ago. I guess they are lying, because I'm still getting their SPAM."

    Are you _sure_ you pressed the hidden "I'm sure" button?

  15. Proposal on Mouse Gestures in Javascript · · Score: 0
    I'm not agains most gestures, but I must admit I like keyboard gestures better (aka shortcuts)

    Modern applications should provide a shortcut to basically all user-visible feature (some apps actually do that.) For a browser, that would include shortcuts to jump between links, going back and forth, etc. Opera is close to that ideal, IE certainly does not.

    With that... who needs a mouse?

    So I propose the following document-oriented schema:

    Links
    1. Ctrl-b -> first link at the bottom of the (visible part of the) page. In general, Ctrl-shift-? to go into physical page mode...

    2. Ctrl-m -> first link at the middle of the (visible part of the) page.

    3. Ctrl-t -> first linke at the top of the (visible part of the) page.

    4. Ctrl -> next link, Ctrl

    Pages
    1. Alt + b, back

    2. Alt + f, forward

    3. Alt + u, up (the google way)

    4. Alt + p, favorite porn site.

    Other?

  16. Decrypt? on Encrypted Cell Phone Hits the Market · · Score: 0
    "automatically encrypts communications"

    Pretty useless if it doesn't also automatically decrypt :-) Unless you're talking to your mother in law, that is.

  17. Do something else on Life After Netscape For Mozilla Developers · · Score: 0, Troll

    There's no life after death.

  18. Escape on Spamhaus Guru Steve Linford Profiled · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    "...Linford's houseboat on the Thames"

    I'm pretty sure his boat has an Escape button.

  19. Re:Oh no on Quantum Cryptography Systems Commercially Launched · · Score: 1

    Thanks, anonymous coward, for 'telling me in person'.

  20. Oh no on Quantum Cryptography Systems Commercially Launched · · Score: 1

    I'm sure M$ has an implementation going too. Be prepared for polarization bugs!

  21. Nice, but on Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm looking forward to "Slashdot vs. Microsoft - The Movie."

    I guess the casting process will be difficult. For instance, a *lot* of food consumption in the auditions, not to forget actor-wannabees asking the crew for the WLAN SSID.

    I wonder who'll play CowboyNeil?

  22. Mod Idea on Ideas Unlimited: 11 Suggestions for New Inventions · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want a device that gives me a hug when someone mods me up.

  23. Doctor on Cockroaches Daubed With Yeast As WMD Sensors? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Doctor: "Sir, can you blow on this piece?" (points on a piece of papers, but the patient doesn't notice.)

    Patient blows.

    Doctor: "Ehmmm. You have herpes."

    Patient: "What? One blow, and you say I have herpes?"

  24. We're not elistic on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1
    I think ESR has to much time on his hands.

    Hackers are hackers because we like to hack. We want to be isolated unless playing a different role (like a normal person going to movies and stuff...) We like to be on the bottom of technical things - not beeing part of elistic society with a logo of his own.

    So ESR: go stuff your glider up you "# and shut up.

  25. OK, but on "Virtual Bridge" Between London, Vienna Et Al. · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem with 360 degree screens is that I loose 180 degrees of information...