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  1. Re:Nice achivement, and in python, but.. on After DeCSS, DVD Jon Releases DeDRMS · · Score: 1

    My experience is that I'm more productive in C# than on Java. The reason in not so much the language, but the fact that the .NET class library is lightyears ahead of the JDK. They stole what was good and ditch the stupid parts (like the overused decorator pattern which dramatically slows down productivity and gains little or nothing in flexibility)

  2. Ahh on People Feel Loyalty To Computers · · Score: 1
    My computer has a huge female connector. I'm more than emotionally attached to it.

    Oh my god, I HAVE A PARALLELL PORT FETISH.

  3. Re:Google is faltering on How does Google do it? · · Score: 1
    I'd rather know which one is page 0.

    Well, there's http://www.zero.com and http://www.null.com

  4. Re:Google is faltering on How does Google do it? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Google has been at 4.285 billion pages for more than three months straight. The count hasn't increased in a long time... The index is maxed."
    Hmm... are they using a 32-bit integer to keep the page count?
    2^32 = 4.294 billion, pretty close to 4.285 billion pages.
    Newbies...

  5. Re:fascinating on 526 Years On, Da Vinci's Clockwork Car Constructed · · Score: 1

    >| ) |_| =| Y 2 4 _| |_| 0 Y

  6. Oh no on A DIMM Future for RAM Bundles · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Let's not hope this means the reintroduction of "MemoryDoubler" products. Or SpeedHalfers, as they are sometimes called...

  7. OK on Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project · · Score: 1, Funny
    "prequel"

    Hhmmm - like a beta version? Perhaps the mother ship will blow up like my motherbord did the other day...

  8. In case you didn't know on Alan Kay Receives ACM Turing Award · · Score: 3, Informative
    As a side note, Alan Kay took a lot of ideas from the original object oriented language, Simula, created by Norwegian researcher in the late 60's.

    Simula is still used and there is a research facility named after it.

  9. My goodness on Delorean Time Machine Replica Up For Auction · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy obviously banged his head in the toilet.

  10. Faster than what? on Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit · · Score: 1
    "This limit is about 1,000 times faster than today's state-of-the-art data storage devices. "

    Anyone know what that amount to in termns of kbps?

  11. Re:Heisenberger on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know, but if I said that, I wouldn't be modded up to +5 Funny, now would I? That's for certain.

  12. Re:Hell, why wait? on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 1
    "You can simulate this probabalistic balance behavior right now by getting married and getting a joint checking account."

    I tried that and observed what is called the "Heisenberger shopping principle". Whenever I checked the account, my wife appeared to be shopping at two or three stores at the same time.

    A true Heisen-bitch.

  13. Heisenberger on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 5, Funny
    According to Heisenberger, my money is going to be both here and there. And if I'm to check my balance, the result will be inaccurate because I'm checking it up.

    Nah, back to those good ol' electrons.

  14. Re:Opticom on New Polymer Ideal For Secure Data Storage · · Score: 1

    I see. At least Opticom and Intel has some substance in what they are doing.

  15. Opticom on New Polymer Ideal For Secure Data Storage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A norwegian company (I think) has joined forces with Intel to provide polymer storage within the decade. Exiting stuff: Opticom

  16. Fatso stupido on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The people surveyed don't have important information on their computers. The few who have are either plain stupid or extremely obese.

  17. Oh-oh on A New Ice Age? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Darn. I find it hard to hack using gloves.

  18. Not news, exactly on 419er Lost in Space · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This scam started in 2003. How is this news?

  19. 4D engine, anyone? on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 1

    I'll be more impressed when I get my hands on a 4D search engine. My first movie sequence search would be like: "guy fucks women in the * "
    Booble?

  20. USB Hub on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 1

    Uhm, I believe I have a 4 port USB hub for sale. Anyone?

  21. Re:Privacy monster on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1
    "I was really just saying that the privacy threat exposed by Gmail storing your mail is no worse than how email works today."

    The point of my posting was actually about cross referencing. That's usually when privacy issues arise. Google can do that efficiently using an incredible amount of data as input.

  22. Re:Java is a slow cruncher on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 1

    That's pure theory and doesn't work out in real life. Why? Because the registered are occupied with VM internals (to speed up VM loops, in particular)

  23. Re:Java is a slow cruncher on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 1
    It doesn't matter if the article is six years old. The problem with Java is still present: it is stack based, which makes any optimizations hard. It still fetches bytes code from the class pool which is on the heap, and operands from the Java stack which is on the heap. This means L1 and L2 cache misses all the time. In C, most operands are on the stack if the compiler has a sane register coloring implementation. Also, the stack ops are faster than heap mem-fetch.

    In any non-trivial app, C is MUCH faster in this respect.

    Not trying to debunk Java here - just pointing out that Java is a silly choice for number crunching apps.

  24. Re:Java is a slow cruncher on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "...things can actually roll on faster than c"

    And pigs _can_ fly.

    Here's the deal: when you perform fp ops in Java, operands go where? The _Java_ stack which actually resides on the heap. In C? Usually registers. The JIT register allocation algorithm cannot possibly optimize like a good C compiler can because of the purely stack-based architecture. What's worse - after each fp op, the CPU must fetch byte codes from the class pool which also resides on the heap. So farewell L1 cache line optimization (and sometimes L2 caching)

    Note that most benchmarks are too limited, the Lx cache line problems appear in non-trivial applications with a bit more more than a loop doing fp addition.

  25. Re:old hardware on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 1

    And now it runs Java number crunching in the background.