According to/me, a technology analyst, market consolidation and Windows upgrade cycles have contributed to subtle cooperation between the major DRAM "competitors" and Microsoft to keep demand high.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Tuesday the U.S Army has conducted a test of a revolutionary new weapon of mass destruction (WMD) on the famous website slashdot.org ! The results are above what was expected with a estimation of about 30.000 deads and more than 100.000 blind-injured people. Most victims were called 'nerds'. Detailled results will follow later.
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in case you didn't notice... their web site is...
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
Their logo looks very like the Nintendo Gamecube logo.
NVidia will use these vacuum cleaners for their Geforce FX2.
I can't wait for a Blog featuring a 'ViewWhereIam feature'(tm).
but nobody needs to track him... everybody knows he is at his bunker at Camp David!
do NOT download their "Athene Operating System", it contains SCO code!!! ;)
IBM is a old machine... let them the time to turn their old but destroying cannons in SCO's direction...
"SCO already has claimed--some kernel versions released before IBM began contributing to Linux contain UnixWare code"
so ? where does the leak (if any) come from except from SCO itself ?!
Check YahooFinance, Hillary Rosen is the new boss of SCO!! We're dooooomed!
to serve as a diversion for a terrorist act, such as the mailing of a contaminated letter.
This is NOT terrorism, it IS a crime!
According to /me, a technology analyst, market consolidation and Windows upgrade cycles have contributed to subtle cooperation between the major DRAM "competitors" and Microsoft to keep demand high.
it's a very good thing... I am a crack dealer and my market share increased by 56% on Saturday mornings, principally thanks to new young customers!
...the first thing to do is to create http://goatse.sex.com ! Then, he'll be RICH!!
Windows will automatically launch a BSOD when user is watching sensitive data.
This way the data keeps secure!
$16m is peanuts for Carmack... hell! he has sold millions of Doom, Quake, and other games!
J'accuse!
>Gates says you can choose not to use the new secure PC technology
Thank you Bill Gates my master borg!
Can I choose not to use Windows(tm) too ?
Price: US $ 95.00
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Pages: 6
95 : 6 = 15.83$ per page !
wow! their business plan might be
1) find something interesting
2) write a 6 pages report (not necessarily interesting)
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!
>btw gravity has non-computable problems, so the universe in non-computable, so understanding is non-computable.
arghh! you win again gravity!
-- Zapp Branigan
You win again gravity!
-- Zapp Branigan
Moreover, Celine Dion is from Quebec!! She's a secret weapon of the French to invade North America!!
Imagine a Iloo cluster of these... oh shit! it stinks!
I could surf on http://www.microsoft.com/billgates for shitting easier!
This is a wonderful piece of Microsoft technology(tm) !
they didn't call it Shitbox!
oh..wait.. MS has already released Xbox!
"Airlines are ultra-paranoid about cell phones, but is that paranoia justified?"
...you insensitive clod !!
look at what some *irresponsible* people calling with cell phones have done the 9/11
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Tuesday the U.S Army has conducted a test of a revolutionary new weapon of mass destruction (WMD) on the famous website slashdot.org ! The results are above what was expected with a estimation of about 30.000 deads and more than 100.000 blind-injured people. Most victims were called 'nerds'. Detailled results will follow later.