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  1. Re:TROLLKORE OFFICIALY FAILS IT on Satellite Radio Subscriptions Rising · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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  2. Goatse guy needed. on Satellite Radio Subscriptions Rising · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Reply with your answers to the following questions.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)
    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?
    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?
    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?
    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?
    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)
    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?
    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?
    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  3. Re:You can't beat free! on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 0

    And troll posts like the one youn replied to provide a way to get cheap kicks of posting somthing obviously wrong on slashdot.

  4. Re:why not support the companies that support us? on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 0

    You have a good point, I think it will have a Linux Client personally. Well I hope it does, Unreal 2003 goes pretty sweet on Linux. Some of the older games where baddly ported, so if they do port it, I hope they do a good job.

    After seeing the Half-Life 2 Trailer I was suprised with how cool it will be. I have tried the Doom 3 Alpha which was not near as cool as Half-Life 2 (However pretty cool). I only just found out about UT2004, but it should be kickass. Ports of mods like Counter Strike, and others is another thing altogether.

    I think there will be a Linux Client for Half-Life 2. Its sensible these days, I heard a rumor that I want to look into about the PS3 being Linux Based. However that is meerly a rumor, but that might meen if Half-Life 2 runs on the PS3, it will run on Linux.

    We can only hope, its upto Sierra.

    (Setting up a petition on petetiononline.com might be worth a shot).

  5. Re:You can't beat free! on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 0

    1 word to roll out an entire enteprise on Red-Hat after twaeking it once...

    kickstart

  6. Re:Microsoft Advocating there Software on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Its Slashdot, Since when has anything been spelled correctly.

  7. Microsoft Advocating there Software on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 1

    Who would have thought?

  8. ISP Running everything thru a NAT. on Should ISPs Be The Little Man's Firewall? · · Score: 1

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Thats not true,
    Thats Impossible

    No!

  9. Microwave gun would be cooler on FSU Sets 7 World Records In High Magnetics Research · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of getting a magtron out of a Microwave Oven and making a waveguide to aim it. It would become to bird hunting what nets are to fishing. Or just use them to boost your ability to send things with WiFi. (Microwave Ovens are on the same freqency as WiFi, 2.4ghz, only with 900whatts not 500mw)

  10. This is what I do on How Do You Organize Your Data? · · Score: 1

    First fire up a gnome-terminal, then type pine, then press O then I press R then I press F then ?

  11. Re:Send them some mail on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1

    Use Linux/Unix/OS-X/Or Jesus and Fetchmail Spamassasin and Sendmail/Postfix/YourISPsSMTP

  12. How cool on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 1

    But can it pay the meter, and reverse over the parking cops trying to give you a parking fine?

  13. Finnally on Increased Software Vulnerability, Gov't Regulation · · Score: 1

    Good Morning Mr United States Action.

  14. ISP's wont buy it on AMTP as an Alternative to SMTP · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly the ISP's of today wont buy it, if 60% of email is spam then lots of ISP's will be making money giving spammers service obviously.

    So anything that had potential of stopping Spam or just Making Money in general wont be brought by todays ISP venture companys. Well certianly the larger ones.

  15. What upside? on Yahoo Experimenting with Blogs? · · Score: 1

    I dont see an upside...

    Oh wait I dont have any friends.

    Oh well.

  16. Re:What if they turn against us? on Roomba Robot Vacuum Gets Siblings · · Score: 1

    I ment 2 and 3, but anyway.

  17. What if they turn against us? on Roomba Robot Vacuum Gets Siblings · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didnt anyone learn anything by watching The Animatrix DVD Part 1 and 2.

  18. SCO OpenLindows on OpenLindows.com: Wherefore Art Thou? · · Score: 1

    SCO's new "Open" product.

  19. Re:ROFLMAO...+1 Funny! on Mars at Opposition - Earth at Transitition · · Score: 1

    Nevermind, I thought it was the gravity from mars doing it, but it turns out I left my Vacumme Cleaner on.

  20. Arrrrrrggghhhhh on Mars at Opposition - Earth at Transitition · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Has anyone seen the news, it got closer, ahh, the gravity is ripping my arms of my keyboard

    Arrrrgggghhhh!

  21. Re:German language links on slashdot... on European Shuttle Program Update · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let it be known that I am a multi linguist, who believes in international peace and love!!

    Explain the nick name then "evil_one666".

  22. Re:Stats might have been even higher on America's Hams Embrace Linux · · Score: 1

    You know, not everyone runs a single platform OS like OS-X. Linux/Unix could mean just about anything, not just Intel/AMD.

  23. Re:DECwriter II on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 1

    It was a Decwriter II, but it had an RS232 Interface.

  24. Re:Somewhat related on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 1

    Sure, try ebay, or see a professional printer. Cheap printers have cheap results.

  25. Re:sad. on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 1

    Get a punch card based Internet Soulution and you will be cool again.