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  1. Net Vegas, the name reminds me... on Net Vegas · · Score: 1

    Of a Janeane Garofalo SNL skit for the Nut-arific candy bar...

    Nut-arific!
    Nut-arific!
    It's nut-very good.

    Wait, that doesn't sound right, how about...

    You're nut-gonna love it!

    No, that's not right either...

  2. Re:It is too bad that this did not happen in Engla on Buggy Bugging Backfires On German Police · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, one more...

    If this happened in Amish country, it could read, "Buggy buggy bugging backfires in bucolic backwoods blunder".

    I promise not to post for the rest of the day.

  3. Did the same thing to me. on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 1


    TRW shot down my credit rating back in '95. I'm still figthing incorrect information as I apply for loans. Nothing ever changes.

    Oh...that TRW...

  4. Re:Directors cut? on LOTR Director's Cut Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I'm an amateur costumer...
    is that a euphemism for cross dresser?


    I believe they're called "furries". Check them out.

  5. Shorts? on New Wallace and Gromit Shorts · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Shouldn't that be New Wallace and Grommet Pants ?

  6. Re:Incorrect on Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meanwhile, somewhere in a Hong Kong bordello, there is a computer just waking up in a bathtub full of ice chips and a big crack in the side of it's case.

  7. everyone on Palm Introduces Affordable Zire · · Score: 1

    "At $99 dollars (retail), it looks like they're trying to market this thing to people like parents and children."

    That just about covers everyone, doesn't it?

  8. Re:Best line in the Greplaw Article on Report From RIAA v. Verizon Case · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Can I get modded up too by quoting other people and not including an original thought?" --Me

  9. Popcorn anyone? on More on JSF Laser System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can I get mine with extra butter and popped from 6 miles away, please?

  10. Re:Tiny is the new big. on Tiny Integrated Home Theater PC w/Display · · Score: 1

    One small nit; Warhol died February 22, 1987 after gall bladder surgery.

  11. Depends on what your time is worth on Snail Mail Still Winning The Bandwidth War · · Score: 1

    I can pay Brown or FedEx shipping and handling on top of paying for the movie, or I can download it for free. I think that it's still worth the price of the movie and shipping to guarantee that I'm getting a good quality copy of the movie instead of crappy mislabled DivX porn.

  12. Re:Control the backbones, and you control the peop on WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites · · Score: 1

    I agree wholeheartedly that one child is worth more than the whole "internet experience", however I don't think that blocking this site will make their lives any better. As long as there is a market for this crap, there will be a way to distribute it. Fix the actual problem of demand for it. I don't know how that would be done, but I don't think that the answer will come from one Pennsylvania judge.

  13. Re:Um, a handful? on Cern Mass Produces Anti-Hydrogen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe a handful is the equivalent of .000000000000000000000000735 Libraries of Congress, or enough to span the width of .075 human hairs.

  14. Converse on Ununoctium Wrapup · · Score: 1

    It's not that "the physics community (is) full of frauds," rather it's the fraud community that is full of physicists.

  15. Re:blech. on Single-Chip GSM Phone on Virtual Horizon? · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this GSM World article, security is not much of a problem any more. "A new security algorithm, known as A5/3, will provide users of GSM mobile phones with an even higher level of protection against eavesdropping than they have already. It will ensure that even if a prospective attacker manages to pull a GSM phone call out of the radio waves, he will be completely unable to make sense of it, even if he throws massive computing resources at the task.

  16. Re:We have been SOOO Lucky! on Bamboozled at the Revolution · · Score: 1

    Don't count your blessings yet....Internet2 is coming.

  17. Available as an online course? on Auburn University First To Offer Wireless Degree · · Score: 1

    This degree is meaningless to me unless I can take it in online courses via GPRS and/or 802.11b.

  18. Re:Woohoo! on Seagate Overcomes Superparamagnetic Limit · · Score: 1

    In other news, I've just broken the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious limit of my Mary Poppins DVD.

  19. Re:What a deal! on Broadband via Power Cables trials in Scotland · · Score: 1

    Japan's broadband is cheap, but it balances out when you end up paying 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yen for a 8' by 8' apartment.