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  1. Re:canadians are well poised for this frontier on Canada Explores New Frontiers In Astroinformatics · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course! Where else would we store the beer?

  2. Re:Can I throw stones in a house made of this? on DoE Develops Flexible Glass Stronger Than Steel · · Score: 1

    Yes, but you should still change in the basement.

  3. Re:Video games at fault on Man Tunnels Into GameStop, Steals Games · · Score: 1

    No, it's Lemmings. He was the miner and any minute now there will be about a hundred more of him coming through that hole.

  4. Re:Behavioural placebo working inversely on Stars Remain In Their Usual Places; People Panic · · Score: 1

    I think it'd make for a pretty interesting sociological study. I can't wait to see how some of the people I work with are acting on Monday.

  5. Re:This a re-org for the foreign offices only on Stars Remain In Their Usual Places; People Panic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Muphry's Law strikes again.

  6. Re:The Universal electronic card is safe because.. on Russia Moves To Universal ID Card · · Score: 1

    Frankly I'm pretty annoyed we haven't got one of these in my country!

    I don't even care if my country gets one card, I just wish the branches of government would talk to each other so any change doesn't require a million calls.

    When my wife and I got married it took two separate government organizations just to make the marriage official, then she had to contact six of them to let them know her name had changed. When we moved we had to update our drivers licenses, health cards, income tax info, etc.... Meanwhile half these services were in the same building.

  7. Re:Enough with the "Evil" hyperbole on Why Sony Cannot Stop PS3 Pirates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This comment reads like you think people dying for no good reason (real war) is less of an issue than the chance you might not be able to mod your PS3 ("war on culture"?). At first I thought I read it wrong so I went through some of your older comments, apparently you believe "copyright is a crime against humanity". And yet, based on previous comments you appear to support the GPL (a copyright license) without pushing for open source to go public domain.

    You're redefining evil to suit your agenda just like the *IAA redefines theft to suit theirs.

  8. Re:No thanks, I'm fine with my $60 progressives on Goodbye Bifocals — Electronic Glasses Change Focus · · Score: 1

    I was just going to recommend Zenni Optical myself. I have four pairs of glasses from there for less than it would have cost for one anywhere else.

  9. Re:Encryption? on Wireless GeForce Graphics Card Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see anything about encryption. Are you supposed to broadcast your donkey porn to the neighbor in the open?

    You're not supposed to, but it is appreciated.

  10. Re:Fix coming... on Sony Files Lawsuit Against PS3 Hacker GeoHot · · Score: 1

    And would they want to work for Sony? I imagine they're likely to have ethical issues with developing DRM, and a belief that effective measures are impossible.

    Your guess is as good as mine but last I checked, Hotz mentioned it on his own site.

  11. Re:Fix coming... on Sony Files Lawsuit Against PS3 Hacker GeoHot · · Score: 1

    I would hire this people who broke the ps3's security to help me make the new version if I were them. Hotz even talked about it.

    Would you really hire the guy handing out copies of the keys to your kingdom? Don't get me wrong, I think it's absolutely fantastic that those keys are out there but I don't think Sony would trust him not to do it again.

  12. Re:What a brilliant statement! on Evolution of the Batmobile · · Score: 2

    I just spent a fairly ridiculously long time staring at.

    I could say the same thing about source code, but my manager would not get the joke.

    He'd probably just spend a fairly ridiculously long time staring at you.

  13. Re:it really works, its quite amazing on Google Goggles Solves Sudoku · · Score: 2

    Dude, that's because you left the phone on vibrate.

  14. Re:Theres only one weapon left in the arsenal on Google ReCAPTCHA Cracked · · Score: 4, Funny

    There isn't a spambot alive who could answer "In the above movie, how many cocks were inside Jenna Jameson?" or "what sex position is this?"

    Six and the Arabian spinecracker.

    You could just hire people from /. to solve captcha porn.

  15. Re:Let's Keep Having Wars on Some WikiLeaks Contributions To Public Discourse · · Score: 0

    How can you objectively prove whether Wikileaks is good or bad for the average person? What's too much or too little transparency?

    Fixed.

    God, I need coffee...

  16. Re:Well on Some WikiLeaks Contributions To Public Discourse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just treat people with respect, you fucking douchebag.

    Well, that fills my irony quota for the week.

  17. Re:Let's Keep Having Wars on Some WikiLeaks Contributions To Public Discourse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's the whole issue, isn't it? How can you objectively prove Wikileaks whether is good or bad for the average person? What's too much or too little transparency?

    One interesting side effect I've noticed is that regular news coverage appears to be better. I think Wikileaks has motivated a lot of investigative journalists to step up their game.

  18. Re:Not a great idea on Scientists Advocate Replacing Cattle With Insects · · Score: 1

    The scientists here have managed to completely ignore one simple but important fact; no one has any good recipes for insect meat. With the meat being so far outside what's usually considered food, that could kill it. Even currying might not be enough to get people to eat this stuff.

    A friend is mine is an entomologist and he has some amazing recipes involving all manner of bug. If you want a good treat, dry-roast mealworms on a cookie sheet in your oven and grind them into a fine powder, mix them into banana bread dough and bake as usual; the end result has a very nice nutty flavor. Fried crickets work very well in oatmeal cookies, especially if you add chocolate chips to hide them, though you will occasionally end up with a head sticking out of the cookie. Obviously, there are also chocolate-covered ants. I've even had candied scorpion, which tastes kind of like soft-shelled crab.

    If you're squeamish, start with the banana bread. Eventually you can move up into eating live crickets to win bets.

  19. Re:You forgot rims. on In-Car Technology Becoming More Important Than Horsepower · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, it'll be replaced by an even stupider craze.

    Like putting giant touchscreens in the console. Oh, wait...

  20. Re:In Car technology I want on In-Car Technology Becoming More Important Than Horsepower · · Score: 1

    Actually, I would love this, because then you could correlate my clean driving record with my phone usage and it would disprove your hangup. Some people can really do two things at once with skill and safety.

    Did you know over 80% of people consider themselves above average drives? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority#Driving_ability)

    You may be as good as you think you are but I don't want to be on the road with you to find out.

  21. Re:Ahhhhhhhhh on 'SMS of Death' Could Crash Many Mobile Phones · · Score: 2

    Where I come from boss == wife.

    No wonder you're here instead.

  22. Re:Well... on Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess you need the chart to watch the movie?

    In my defense, I never said I didn't get the movie, just that this story makes more sense. ;)

    I thought Primer was a really interesting take on time travel. The low budget really worked in the movie's favor too; you were just an observer watching two insignificant guys stumble onto something huge with no idea how to handle it instead of watching a 90 minute CGI demo.

  23. Well... on Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes · · Score: 3, Funny

    It still makes more sense than Primer.

  24. Re:To translate into newspeak for you youngsters.. on Houston We Have a Problem · · Score: 1

    If you're going to use lolspeak it probably would have been "We has a problem. Do not want."

  25. Re:They were true polite gentlemen ... on Houston We Have a Problem · · Score: 1

    I always figured that there was an element of superstition that made them expect something bad would happen, maybe they just weren't surprised when it did. On the other hand, the first moon landing was less than a year before so it could just have been that their nerves were already shot from navigating relatively uncharted territory.