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  1. Re:It will be tough. on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will be tought getting quarters and dimes in the floppy slot. Or is that a cupholder?

    Getting them in? What about getting them out?! All those poor sysadmins...

  2. Re:Space.com math on Antimatter Space Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    About 40 times about 5 equals about 250.

    It comes out a little closer for extremely large values of 5.

  3. Re:closest star on Antimatter Space Drive · · Score: 1

    The closest star is the Sun.

    Sol! It's name is Sol! It didn't spend 6 years in... ahh, never mind.

  4. Re:That's easy on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 1

    Cryptonite- hasn't that been outlawed by the DMCA?

    Only if Superman is standing over your computer telling you not to rip your CDs.

  5. Re:Uruks from Iraq? on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something from a GW press conference

    Oh, did he finally finish that sixth grade speech class then?

  6. Re:And the problem is... on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: 1

    > Your absolutely right. It also doesn't say they can't wipe there ass with the papers before they hand them over. Maybe they should do that too.

    No, no, no, it's "Maybe they should do that to"

  7. Re:slashdot grammar on Retailers Won't Sell New Acclaim Game · · Score: 1

    Prostitutes and pimps - sure, but main characters? Won't somebody please think of the children?

    I'm sorry, but it's too late for that. Blockbuster video has been renting R rated movies containing thematic elements for years.

  8. But... on Rogue and Tetris ported to . . . . . Diablo II?!?! · · Score: 1

    Can WineX run Diablo II running Tetris and Nethack?

    You know, for when the Everquest servers go down.

  9. Re:goldmine for software publishers on Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected · · Score: 3, Funny

    You kniw your screwed when you go to open outlook and Mr. Paperclip exclaims "FALUN GONG IS GOOD!"

    I always thought it was just if Mr. Paperclip appeared at all...

  10. Re:You guys are missing out! on Fighting Telemarketers with Technology · · Score: 1

    ...Or Buddhist and Mormon, but never Mormon and Christian.

    Why? Well, if Jesus is the omnipotent Son of God (we Christians say so, and ironically, so do the Mormons), then why would he have to make a second appearance on the other side of the Atlantic to save the people over there? I mean, I've never heard it said that Jesus came to save us all, except those on other continents, for whom He had to make another trip since the Atlantic Ocean is just too big for his power to reach across. And the Pacific must have just been way too big since he never made an appearance in East Asia or Australia. Or else, maybe certain portions of Mormon belief are just a little shaky.

  11. But... on Hitchhikers Guide To Be Made Into A Movie · · Score: 1

    Will they ever be able to match the special effects used to generate Zaphod's second head on the BBC?